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Everybody works edition

>previous thread >>169981284

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr (embed)

>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60147/GTA-Online-Stunt-Race-Event-New-Races-Double-Cash-Unlockable-Stunt-Suit
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complaints
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complaints
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Why does rockstar keep giving me 250k, it's the second time this week.
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Karuma a best car.
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early get for -Snapdragon
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complaints
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>he doesn't have offroad wheels and maximum height suspension
lmfao
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>>170183679
You can raise the suspension!?
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>>170184030
No, but lowering it at all makes your car objectively worse.
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How do I fix shit framerate and stuttering when using self radio?
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>>170183679
Maybe for a truck or something that is meant to go offroad, like the rally cars. Anything that is staying on pavement I'm lowering.
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>>170184851
Enjoy crashing into kerbs.
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>>170184908
I've never had this issue outside two of my Benny's cars and those have adjustable suspension anyway.
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>>170184214
play scatman for 3 hours, heard it helps with stutters
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>>170184126
According to who, you?
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>>170185510
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>>170183070
tfw the snapmatic posters stopped posting and now the only way snap can get his dopamine hit when 'ctrl-f'ing his name is if he posts it himself
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reminder that cat is a slut
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>Played with Xbox crew for a while
>Did other things for a few weeks
>Return to Xbox for Doom 4 and Ghost Recon beta
>Everyone is doing other shit and never on GTA

I did this to myself. I will endure the consequences.
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>>170186551
No!
I'm simply open to friendly interactions.
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>Enjoying myself listening to Roundabout on Los Santos Rock when suddenly and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Fuck whoever decided to add this song to GTAV.
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>>170185612
Yes. Lowered suspension makes cars in this game spin out and mishandle on slight bumps far more easily.
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>>170188146
[citation needed]
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>>170188146
Lowering suspension affects different cars differently, and some get a handling benefit from being lowered by a step or two. I'm guessing you were just an idiot and tried lowering everything all the way.
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>>170187603
your dad doesn't play video games anon
your dad doesn't even look at you anymore
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>>170187603
at least its not weeb shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjzCFOScamc
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>>170189002
I was really disappointed with Soulwax selection of songs.

It's even worse when you consider how good Electro-choc is
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>>170187603
>no drum and bass radio
whyyyyyyyy
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>>170189697
Americans don't listen to drum'n'bass.

We're just now getting into shitty 90's house music
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>>170181764
Anyone from the Busta days still around?

Playing Day-Z mod in San Andreas Online. The release of gta5 killed it sadly.
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>>170189697
because fuck you,thats why
now shut up and enjoy el sonditio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3K2HwDX5jk
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Last call for Returning Player content unlocks. Please message cumsalad in the discord channel. Last day is tomorrow!

https://discord.gg/UuXVT99
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>>170190024
Actually, the only thing getting locked off tomorrow is character transfers. I still think you can link accounts and get the goodies
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>>170190024
cumsalad is a true hero of this gang
and deserves all dat extra cream in his salad
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>>170190185
fuck you, the boss makes the best salads
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>>170190362
I buy them in plastic containers premade, desu.
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>>170190362
want some snakes in your salad anon?
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What are they looking at /vg/?
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>>170190871
They're just trying to avoid looking at the colossal fuck up that is Lester
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>>170190871
They're looking at Paige who is publicly urinating.
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Can we expect at least one new car this Tuesday?
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>>170190871
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>>170190129
Ah, if that's the case, I'll keep doing it periodically then. It was my understanding that no more linking could happen.
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>>170191542
I fucking love these image macros. They remind me of the Wikipedia exploitables. Gonna have to build a folder of these.
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>>170190871
a reflection
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plymouth voyager when?
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>>170194043
I need muh /comfy/ red interior.
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join the official discord for blater bod
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>>170194043
>asking for another useless van
sure,rockstar is so concerned that they will add it immediately right after providing anti-cheat system,giving everyone a billion of dollars and a pony
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>>170190871
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>>170196104
>Custom, Hand-made fan
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>>170196472
>Buy-Overwatch
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>>170196104
I don't get it.
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the military update needs to include the mobile oppression palace
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>>170184214
Disable Auto Scan
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Name is ohnoidied

Can I join the PC crew plz
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>>170191542
havent seen the movie but the word "brokeback" has a very gay vibe
Whats it about?
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>>170194330
>red
>comfy
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invite me to the pc crew you faggot cucks or ill rek you ingame

sc:
TheRaB8iT
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About to buy Maze Bank Tower, any reason that Rockstar might discount the CEO buildings any time soon or should I just buy it?
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>>170201442
They just did a few weeks ago so it's unlikely to come back for a long time.
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>>170200745
Gays
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>>170201442
Make sure you have enough money for a car warehouse afterwards, they're on sale currently.
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>>170182597
I agree entirely.
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>>170201667
>they're on sale currently
Hmmmmmmmmmm are you sure?
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>>170202287

Where can I see the daily/weekly sales currently running?
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best hatchback in the game boys?
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>>170204038
Bestia
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>its a tail the little seoul gangsters in an orange kuruma episode
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>>170201667
You mean the garage things that cost 2 million?
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>>170204038
bestia for style, handling
blista compact for CUTE
pigalle for a hatchback that can be used in compact races
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>>170204363
You mean a "blow up the kuruma and start another source mission" episode?
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>>170205414
who is this semen demen?
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Is there a pc gtag lobby currently up?
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>>170201020
thats so basic bitch
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>>170203947
>log your jog online
they must have had a lot of accidents there, seems harsh at first but understandable
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Which vehicle warehouse should I buy if I don't want to be flooded by shitters?
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>try to solve out why my game keeps crashing
>file a ticket with G* saying the warehouse version of the game runs smooth except it dies all the time
>first reply is an "auto" post talking about character transfer
>second reply is a "genuine human bean" saying shit about the steam version

for fucks sake
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The only good thing about Tampa thefts is finding out they look pretty good blacked out.
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>>170207032
the cheapest one
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>>170205473
>load into gtao
>source vehicle
>its a kuruma mission

how poetic after i posted that.
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>>170206418
catower
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>>170207924
Is the cheapest really the best one?
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>>170207590
>matte
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>>170208913
Yes
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>>170207032
>>170207924
the cheapest one by the spics is the worst one
the best one is by the marina
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>>170196104
>no sex with hats on
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>>170209418

Yes, and?
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Worse sourcing mission ever. Mostly my fault

>obtain car pulled over by police
>3 star wanted level
>call lester to remove
>cop pulls illegal u-turn and I crash into him
>3 star wanted level
>forfuckssake.jpg
>loose them in the storm drains and hide in tunnel
>Leave tunnel and run over a cop who had wondered in
>3 star wanted level
>go back into storm drain tunnel and wait out the wanted level
>proceed to vehicle warehouse
>take corner too fast near la nessa and accidentally drift into some mexican gang
>map lights up with red dots and take fuck tonne of damage
>round the corner to safety
>15k in damages
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>>170210967
for years now there's been an autistic poster that always replies with
>matte
whenever they see a matte painted car
they get triggered hard and then sperg for a few hours, let's see if he does it now
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>Player with a bounty at downtown LS Customs
>Parked his Ruiner right outside the door to block people
>Slip in on a Vortex
>Immediately exit
>Spawn out in the middle of the parking lot
>He's standing next to his car aiming at the garage door
>Shoot him in the back of the head
>"u wot m8"
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>>170186639
>sniper
I miss you
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>>170211053
>car warehouse next to beaners
deserved it
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>>170211413

First the rage about matte. Then spaces between paragraphs.

What next? Doing entire missions in armoured karuma? Pfft
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am I able to trade one of my warehouses in for a different one? I don't like having my car warehouse in little Mexico but I'm not going to bother trading up if I can't trade the existing one in because its a ton of money to get a new one
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>>170211778
yes, get the one by the marina

the little mexico warehouse is the worst and cheapest and nearly all of gtag has it
so dumb
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>>170211778

Keep it there. You might accidentally drift into some and get shot to shits like i did.

To be honest theyre no problem unless your retarded around them
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>Customizing a Mamba
>Custom Roof adds an extended front bumper
>????
>No way to get the bumper without using the custom roof

Why the fuck do they do shit like this?
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>>170211915
>other players fucking around with me at my warehouse
>open fire at them
>two dozen marauding spics start shooting at me
if I can switch to a different one for a reasonable price, I will
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>>170211879

Actually theres one cheaper and in a worse location north east of it
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I want to go surfing.
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>>170213291
never ever

gta6 takes place in vice city, so enjoy more bland brown desert fun
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>It's a stay above 55 MPH mission
>The target is a Tampa
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>>170213379
>vice city
>desert
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>>170213291

No, go do some Yoga instead.
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Can you do yoga in online mode?
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>>170213572
The swamps of florida are too much of a hassle, so vice city is being changed from miami to las vegas.
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>>170190024

>Still no Duke O Death online

Why?
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>mfw i have until tomorrow to download the game for PS4 and transfer my character that I spent 3 weeks on
and i haven't even touched gta 5 for a year and a half. how different is the game now? also, is the cutoff time for character transfer midnight EST, or is it later in the day?
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>>170214102
You can if you pay one of the nice ladies that hang out on the street corners late at night. Wouldn't really recommend it unless you're into squeaky voyeurs and getting murdered mid-yoga though.
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>>170214494
Transitioning from dedgen to current gen is like a different game.
It's still shit.
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Hardcore first person only with no radar servers when?
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>>170214605
is first person a meme or is it actually usable online
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>>170214606

>first person only

Kill yourself.
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>>170214729

>Third person baby kiddy.

Go drive your Armored karuma shitter.
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>>170214416

The only thing that sucks about Vice City is that it's flat as fuck.

Well, and the fact that it's another fucking hot-weather environment.

Snowy Liberty City DLC when?
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>>170214719
It's a meme aside from strafing side to side while holding fire with a marksman rifle, or extending your climbing distance a bit. literally its only uses afaik.
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>>170214719
It's normally better in first person. You run faster, swim faster and just move faster in general. Strafing with the sniper in first person makes you alot harder to hit.
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>>170214883

>I think GTA is Arma
>I enjoy low FOV peasant shit

Get out of my face with that garbage.
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>>170215028

>You run faster, swim faster and just move faster in general

No you don't.
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>>170215057

>I cant play First person so I need kiddy baby third person Karuma shitter spam

Sure is fucking Xbox in here.
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>>170215520
holy shit fuck off lmao
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convince me not to buy it
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>>170215743
Why?
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>>170214606
When people start playing football with baseball bats and hell freezes over. GTA is not a first person military autism simulator you retard.
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>>170215520

I don't even own a Karuma, armored or not. I mostly drive my Dukes.

You're projecting pretty hard here.
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>>170215870
It's going to be a third person military autism simulator after the gun runner update drops.
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>>170215743
dont buy it
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>>170216692

>Armored Karuma
>Spamming rockets
>Jet faggs
>Sticky bombs

Isnt it already?
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>Still responding to the realism autist.
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>buy a CEO building
>need to spend even more on a warehouse to actually do missions
>tower is a 500ft tall, 4 million dollar paperweight

Why is this allowed?
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>>170214456
Because Rockstar hates you.
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>>170217474
wew laddio
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>>170216692

No it's not, retard. It's going to be Twisted Metal/Mad Max.
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>>170217474
He's right, you are autistic
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>>170215201
the first one is debatable, but the absence of deceleration makes you faster in most cases

also you can aim AND fire without having to hold down shift, unlike third person
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>>170215832
because i have fun flying the cargobob sometimes, and when it doesnt randomly bug and drop whatever you're carrying it can actually be useful.
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>>170218121
I love twisted metal
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>>170217594

She's right, you are a nigger
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>>170218524

>using that slow lumbering piece of shit for anything.

I only use it on cargo when the mission dictates I should and even then it cant go without dropping my fucking cargo in the drink or the hard concrete. Using it any other time, to me, seems retarded. You must like to live dangerously
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is this game still worth playing on the PC last time i played it was just hacker filled and i couldn't get into any missions to get money
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>>170218806

Imagine that. But 10x worse
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>>170189002
>>170189486
Posting best 2 soulwax songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPc2mQ-GsX4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLo8dPVSVvo
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>>170218967
ok thanks was going to re-install
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>>170189824
>We're just now getting into shitty 90's house music
What?

Murricans listened to House all the time in the 90s.
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>>170218121
>janky-ass milsurp militia gear
>spiked hockey pads and sporting gear that mystifyingly offers better protection that utility vests and short bus helmets
>an M16/AK47 knockoff that outclasses the dick and balls carbine
>AP ammo that completely negates damage mitigation
>new contact that can spawn an endless volley of anti-air missles at every aircraft in the area

I want it to be everything that would make shitters cry desu. It won't happen though.
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>>170214606
GTAV's first person is ass. Far Cry does it far better.
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>>170220090

So don't play on the hardcore first person servers then? We just want to have separate servers from you kiddy baby third person easy mode scrubs. Your tainted casual stench offends my senses.
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>>170220623
>calling people casual while playing GTA
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>>170220724
>Responding to the shitter acting like his fan fiction server idea exists or would ever exist.
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>>170220724

I can;t fucking win.

I say I want hardcore servers I get told I am an autistic milsim faggot.

Asking for non casual hardcore servers, I get told the GTA game itself is trash, while asking for hardcore servers to fix that.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck me. Fuck fucking fuck. fuck fuck fuck fucsreoidfjklsdjhnvioaushrfuihsdrigufbnsdkjrgbsdljkhbgrsdbgrkjdsmn
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>>170214606
>no radar
YES
>first person
NEVER
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>>170220958

Not him but I resent the fact the rockstar allow shitters to behave in this way. There should be combat and casual servers

The standard of the game applies to all servers but in casual you are kicked into combat server after killed you've killed X many people in X amount of time.

I get that people will be shitters because thats how the games designed and hell, I even understand why shitters want "dat sweet k/d" but god dammit I dont see why I should have to kick an entire lobby for a solo session when I just want to break from grinding and go off roading or impromtu racing or whatever just because some shitter has to travel across the map in his lazer and rain fire on me 24/7 when im tryna get mychill on. If I wanted that, which sometimes I do. Ill head over to the combat server. Is that too much to ask?
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>>170221123

The problem is you're a faggot.

I fucking wish there were "hardcore" servers with no radar blips and stuff, but the shit you want is just retarded.
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>>170221634

It isn't too much to ask. The problem is that CuckStar is more interested in selling Shark Cards than anything else. They are jewed out to the max and all they see are shekels.
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>>170221634
>The standard of the game applies to all servers but in casual you are kicked into combat server after killed you've killed X many people in X amount of time.

that's real nice but what about faggots who only leave their apartments to grab a jet and strafe players trying to do things

also yes, it's too much.
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>>170222195

The old "limited ammo" argument. Yea I know before you start
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>The black guy has a hot mike and talks more than Lamar
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>>170222436

>Have voice chat enabled

Retard.
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>There's still no high-damage, semi-auto, scopless battle rifle
>Can't remove the scope form the Marksman Rifle

Feels bad man
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>>170222354
GTA simply isn't the game to request this kind of realism from. no matter how realistic some parts get, rockstar will put movie logic at the heart of it because that's what their main playerbase wants. you are not the target demographic.
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Trying to do Lamar mission at funeral.
On my 30th attempt. People keep dying over and over and then leaving.
Feels fucking horrible. No one can die at all not even once. They die over and over and over. These Lamar missions are fucking horrible. Horrible. Worst experience so far playing. Does it get better? Do I have to do all of these missions?
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Better ideas in the last thread than anything the realism autismo ever posted.
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i've noticed there are a lot of hackers in heists. what are some good punchlines i can say at the end of the setup/heists before i leave and make them start it all the way over again?
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>>170222972
Just wait until the end of the last mission, that's where the real rando fun will be.
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>>170222801
>can't un-suppress the Combat PDW
It's just so sexy.
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>>170217474
nice reddit spacing realism autist
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>>170223282

Third person baby kiddy casual faggot
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>>170223439
you realize you are talking about like 90% of the game's players right? why don't you fuck off and play another game if this game doesnt suit your needs?
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>>170223024
except not every GTA included losing your weapons upon death, that only happened if the police got you

all of the other ideas would slow down gameplay to the point where it wouldn't even be comparable to other games in the series anywa
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>>170223439
post sc
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>>170223604

>except not every GTA included losing your weapons upon death, that only happened if the police got you

You're remembering wrong.

>all of the other ideas would slow down gameplay to the point where it wouldn't even be comparable to other games in the series anywa

Good thing they would be optional :^)
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>>170223604

What is "slowing down" gameplay in an open world sandbox game? The gameplay is as fast or slow as I want it to be, it's not some CoD clone with non-stop action.
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>>170223660
>You're remembering wrong.
a quick search indicates otherwise

>Good thing they would be optional :^)
it would only break apart the playerbase, thus causing the game to die sooner
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>>170222801
Moist Nugget when?
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>>170224118

>Break apart the playerbase
>In a game where you can have 32 people in a lobby max

GTAO isn't an MMO, but I can see why you would be confused.
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>>170224612

I would take an sks
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it's never coming to GTAO is it?
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>>170225093
You mean this?
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WHAT IS THE EXACT TIME FOR THE TRANSFER DEADLINE
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>>170225093
>>170225167
No this, forgot image
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>>170225194
probably the same time updates drop... 6-8AM EST
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>>170225167

No I think he meant this
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>>170225194
assuming it's something that can just be turned off you've probably got an hour left
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>>170225409
oh thank god. i thought it was midnight and i was freaking the fuck out because i only bought and started downloading the game like 30 min ago
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>>170225294
It's too easy to shoot down jets.
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>>170225409

When is this next update supposed to come out anyway? I want to know what the fucking Infernus Classic really is.
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>>170225668
I hate "everyone break out their heavy snipers and aim at the jet" shit
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>>170226130
fly higher or stop relying on the plane that rains shit on everything
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>>170226078
>I want to know what the fucking Infernus Classic really is.
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>>170226280
You misunderstand. I think shooting at jets with the heavy sniper is the most boring form of PVP in a game with already shit PVP.
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>>170226078
My guess its sometime next week hopefully
>>170226295
That's the new Progen you silly goose
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>>170188146
t. literally doesn't know what the fuck he's on about

lowered suspension causes the car to be more rigid and understeer

heightened suspension causes the car to me more agile and prone to oversteer

t. nodo racer
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>>170226295

You can see the Progen logo right on the front, dingus.
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>>170226078
My guess is the end of this event weekend
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>>170227251
>>170226484
Oh
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>You will never go hunting in GTA Online and mount heads on your mountain cabin walls.
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RE7B or Nero?
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This day has been great so far.
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>>170227521
nero. re-7b is slightly more agile and maneuverable but it doesn't have the greatest top speed, which matters a lot for stunt races and generally any race with straight paths
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>scopes are different color than the gun
Why haven't they fixed this yet?
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>>170225619
you'd best start that shit the moment it's installed and pray to lamar that you're still allowed in
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>he doesn't have a dukes

Umm, why?
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>>170227663

1: They don't know anything about guns
2: They don't care
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>>170228028
>spoiler mounted on the trunk seam
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>>170228028

I've had one since it came out.
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>>170227792
i read that if you have your social club account linked to your PSN account, you can do the transfer on the social club website. is this true?
i'm kind of panicking right now
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>>170228028
>tfw only have phoenix due to microsoft not giving out trial gold for 360
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>>170228028
I had one for the longest time but i sold it because i drove my Stallion alot more
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>>170228570
>Not owning every Imponte car in GTAV

Now all I want is an Imponte GTO, Imponte Grand Prix, Imponte Grand Am, and Imponte Fiero
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>>170228746

Not before I get my Satellite, you little shit.
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>source car
>it's the humane labs cargobob mission
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What's stopping me setting up an AHK bind to repeatedly AFK/grind the flight school missions for ez money?
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I saved my money and need to buy my first safehouse/garage. Are the stilt houses good? I need a "Heist Planning Room" for creepy Lester. Can I get a stilt house with a heist planning room? They are expensive, what do they give you for the additional costs?
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>>170230830
>Are the stilt houses good?
They are shit. You can't access the garden and you can't go directly to the garage from the house like you can in other houses.

>Can I get a stilt house with a heist planning room?
Nope.
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>>170230830
Stilt houses are only good if you like aesthetics. Get a cheap high end apartment for heists
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>>170213291
>that goddamn skateboarding level
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>>170230958
>Can I get a stilt house with a heist planning room?
>Nope.
Are you high? All the stilt houses have heist rooms.
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>>170228464
couldn't tell you because i already transferred

maybe you should check out reddit while your game is downloading and see if anyone else is freaking out
>>
Whats our discord?
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>>170225167
That would be nice too.
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>>170228248
Oh shit I just noticed
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>>170230958
Then I guess the stilt house I jumped to when joining a heist was just a hack.
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>>170227482
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>>170232732
You have to post nudes in order to gain access.
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What if we got this as a Bennys retro custom for the dominator
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>>170231412
>>170233006
Nope, sorry, no heist rooms in stilt houses, get your heads checked niggers.
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>>170233146
its already in the game as the vapid uranus
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>>170233248
that is a lie, anon.
https://youtu.be/yN8r4smH6es?t=380
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What's a normal take for Pacific Standard?

I just did it for the first time on hard with a bunch of randoms, we ended up with 650K which seems really really low.
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>>170181764
>>170181764
>tfw used to always shitpost in thread about how GTA with a street racing/car customization dlc would be fun
>gave up and ignored GTAV for a year
>come back and they ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

I KNOW HOW AUDIPOSTER FELT
HOLY SHIT
What should I do?
Where should I start?
Should I roll a new character?
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>>170236310
At least a million.

Anything below is shitter territory

650k is just sad
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>>170228248
#justcockstarthings
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i'm doing ceo stuff for fun in my own server, anyone can join if you wanna tag along for money or w/e

ign is comfyanon
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>>170241605
Sorry but you're on the discord blacklist and I don't want to get on it as well
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>>170241631
i'm not in discord lol
cute shitpost tho
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>>170241679
Nice reading comprehension
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>>170241756
Retard, I've never used the gtag discord. You don't need to use it to do missions with me for easy money and rp. I highly doubt there's even a discord blacklist to begin with, that sounds dumb as fuck and you're just here shitposting because you feel like it. Cute!
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>>170204038
Ruiner
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>>170205473
Eh, that one's not so bad, especially if it's going to mirror park.

The one where it's out at sea, that's the one where you insta spawn a buzzard and blow up the target vehicle.
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>>170212076
>other players fucking with me at my warehouse
>spics open fire on them
>I don't have to do shit
All I see is why it's best warehouse
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>>170227374
Not only is that Progen, even if it was one of the two, it would be the Turismo Classic before the Infernus Classic
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Bennys picador mods when?
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>>170242818
Good fucking question.

Also Benny's Gargoyle when?

Benny's Dukes when?

Also why the fuck can't you take the Peyote to Benny's?
>>
>can't steal other peoples cargo

but why
i ended up blowing up some guy's [presumably] 3 crates because there was no way to steal it
and honestly I wouldn't blow up standard cargo again as it's not worth it
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>>170243327
rude!

>>170243172
i agree
i also want the slamvan style from gta sa
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How often to the sales on cars rotate? I want to buy a Tyrus but will consider waiting if there might be a sale soon.
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I would buy a Sharkike Card if I could buy custom tattoos or make custom car liveries, custom car paint designs. Maybe custom clothing?

I would buy Sharkike cards daily senpai.
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>>170243530
it will probably go on sale on the 14th, when cunning stunts 2 has been launched...
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whats the discord link?
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>>170243774
Who are you?
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>>170243817
a faggot
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are people memeing about the discord or is it really a 'secret club' ?
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>>170243817
just a person that enjoys playing gta5o, why do you ask?
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>>170243931
We don't take literal who's
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i am doing a warehouse vehicle mission to steal a specific car, however it's at a race meet with other nice cars. is it possible to steal those cars and put them in my garages first?
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is pac standard finale still the most profitable thing or should i actually continue wasting time with any of the businesses
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>>170243981
okay enjoy your safespace
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>>170244267
Fuck off reddit.
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>>170243879
It's just salty Ledditors.
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>>170243774
Only join if you want to see blater posting cellphone mirror pictures of his muscles.
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>>170244415
>>170244470
kk i had a feeling it was a blater + cat circlejerk. Consider it their containment zone, better there than the thread.
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>>170244713
>missing out on hot lewds
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>>170244778
both r unnatractive
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>>170245289
Prove it.
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>>170245320
not going to post some fat chick and some poor looking dude this is a video game general not /soc/
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>be me
>be tired of constant ambient music, but want to radio music
>get self radio and just have a quiet sound file in it
>finally i can drive and fly without any music
>still can't use my phone as a music player though'
>have to listen to the shitty ambient music on foot
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anons does anything special happen once you have a warehouse full of cars, to the maximum capacity?

also what's teh threshold for cargo loots when one's office begins to have cash and stuff laying around?
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>>170245463
Blater looks like a dudebro, not amazing but not "poor".
Cat looks like what one would expect of a 4chan girl.
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>>170245662
when it's full then there's a chance that somebody will steal your cars
then you'll have to chase them, get the cars, drive them back and pay for any damage that's done to them
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>>170245995
i wasn't able to put any of the dank mobiles in my garage anywho, so i just took the one i was meant to steal and booked it.
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>>170245568
Mute in-game music. Use external media player.
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>>170245662
Never had anyone try to steal my cars.

Having a maximum car warehouse is good for getting more special plates. collection plates pay more.

Don't do special cargo you will lose tons of money and its frustrating as hell.
>>
>have buddy who hates the executive assistant.
>learn easter egg trick thing.
>hear extra dialogue.
>buddy thinks its funny.
>felt horrible upsetting the nice lady.

anyone else have feelings for her?
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>>170243172
same with the manana and futo and phoenix.
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Prison Break - Station makes me want to fucking die
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>>170247250
thanks anon
>>170247649
yessssss, i wanna mod the fuck outa my futo.
>>
So would you guys prefer the Infernus Classic be a Benny's version of the Infernus, or it's own vehicle?
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>>170248306
a bennys one would be nice
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>>170248306
>Benny's
JEWS GET OUT.
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>>170247474
What easter egg thing
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SC Name: Saltro

please accept to pc_gtag
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>>170251196
>he doesn't know
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>>170250585
He's Hispanic though
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>>170245662
$20M in crate earnings is the max for office debris
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>>170253168
Well they do make decent sleepers.
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>>170253168
Fixed
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>>170253276
POST COMFY SLEEPERS
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>>170254035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-erZgvKSI

And the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ_GvP_fkQ
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>>170247474
>easter egg trick thing
?
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>>170254591
yessssssss
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>>170254809
>he

>does

>not

>know

>about

>the

>easter

>egg

>trick

>thing
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Does packie have a contact in SP?
I know I did his event but he's not showing up for heists
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>>170255203
Some people have lives outside of 4chan and gtag
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>>170255203
whatever kid
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some fucking nigger spawned 50 exploding trucks on me & the people in my car and i got the fucking b&hammer for it till fucking 2035. where do i bitch about this to get unbanned?? you're damn right i'm mad.
>>
CJ.
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>>170255863
Stop lying
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>>170255970
i'm not a hacker. i will admit i am a freeroaming kurumafag sometimes but i'm not a goddamn 12 year old.
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>>170255863
what's the ban reason im new to this
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>>170255863
Can't appeal bans.
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>>170256296
i dont know where to check. i got booted off the server and when i tried to get back in it told me i'll be unbanned this time in 2035.
>>170256395
oh of course you can't.
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>>170256459
try and contact rockstar via twitter or something.
i'm pretty sure ppl have appealed bans before, especially bullshit ones like that
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>>170256530
lol twitter?? figures they'd use that than their own dogshit forums to talk to their community. thanks buddeh, i will try.
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Is this bike a meme bike?
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that looks like a schwinn ROTFLMAO
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https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/drift_draz

Rate me.

Yes I'm a console pleb
Yes I'm an Ausfag
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>>170257828
>that fucking chin
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>>170211879
It's close to a pretty large road and unless you're retarded and run into the beaners or shoot near them you'll be 100% fine. Feel free to waste your money though
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>>170257828
Filtered/10
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If this had been on purpose it would have been pretty good
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>>170253707
add one for vans
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>>170257828
What the fuck did you do to that chin?
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When will they learn
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>>170259561
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>>170258574
Her nickname among my friends was Alien because her bone structure looked slightly non-human
That's after the 100k plastic surgery to fix her face

>>170259205
console graphics/10
>neither of them are filtered
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hey hat the modder/menu user left, i think
u can come back if u want
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>>170259715
>no issi compact
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>>170259773
nice
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A GTAG member called KingTRT just teleported me from my source and stole the car. What do I do about him?
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>>170260648
Any evidence at all?
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>>170260648
I didn't see it happen, but I saw coen say he was teleported somehow, and then I saw the message saying kingtrt had stolen cargo from coen and then put it in his own (king's) warehouse.

i immediately checked the playerlist and thought it was weird as fuck to see gtag stealing from gtag.

i vouch for >>170260648
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>>170260683
There's a witness at least >>170260842
It happened so fast I was so shocked but I saw his org name is W A V E or something.
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>>170260179
:^)
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>>170260179
make it rusty though
i made mine an india style shitscooter
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>>170261162
why are you wearing clothes in the tub
>>
>>170260648
>>170260683
>>170260842
>>170261003
Problem has been dealt with
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>>170260648
No dude, it was my stupid associate who did it even after the fact i told him not to. Just got booted from the crew, fuck man, i'm sorry.
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>>170261732
Thanks,
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>>170261642
those are tattoos you dip
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>>170261846
If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned
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>>170261642
...are you ok Anon?
>>
>>170261978
those are the second ugliest thing on your character
>>
there's a player going around using menus and griefing, the name is 'ilikepuspuss' (pretty obv it's a kid with a menu) anyways if you see them come into your lobby, you'll probably be blown up as soon as they load in, so report them.

gl out there, stay comfy
>>
>>170261846
>>170260648
You've been unbanned. Try to not invite untrustworthy skids to your org in the future
>>
>>170262098
You'd think the different haircut would be an indication that maybe I change the appearance of my characters? Especially since >>170257828 is her current look, which doesn't have the tattoos...?
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>>170262320
I appreciate it, i won't hire these fucks anymore. Modders are nothing but trouble.
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>>170262339
still can't fix your face dummy
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>>170262382
>Modders
Nevermind. Re-kicked and blacklisted. Stay out of our sessions or we'll kill you on sight.
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>>170262545
fuck man i could only assume he was a modder because the fuck tped to marc
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>>170262642
>modder
Double blacklisted and reported to Rockstar.
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>>170262545
wat?
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>>170262762

Damn man what else would you call him then
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>>170262963
Skiddie, menushitter, hacker, cheater ,etc.
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>>170262425
I'm not seeing your character, how do we know your face isn't worse you sillybilly
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>>170263207
I guess i got screwed in the pooch then for my shit choice of vocab
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>>170263623
Yes. Triple blacklisted. Now get out of our thread.
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>>170257356

No but yours is ugly as fuck.
>>
>>170255203
unless you're talking about when you go behind the desk and walk up to her, you're a liar and the easter egg does not exist
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>>170250952

Is this how the game should have been made originally?
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Link to discord pls
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>>170264138
>Implying the easter egg is even hard to find.
Honestly it shouldn't be called an easter egg. I found it be accident.
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Just bought my first CEO office thing and I can't afford a warehouse, I have like 300k left. What actual CEO missions can I do that are worth doing, or are they totally pointless?
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>>170265205
Headhunter/sightseer
Dumb frogposter.
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>>170265205
I just did the same. Bought the smallest cheapest warehouse after a few heists and do 1 crate at a time.
18 Crates sell for 240 million.

Slow and boring as fuck. The CEO missions from the menu have shit pay and can be fucked with everyone.
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>>170265205
You have enough for the cheapest small warehouse, alternate crates and headhunter/sightseer, sell warehouse when full if you're in a solo session or at 9 if you're with randos.
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>>170263998
post yours loser nerd
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>>170257356
That's a really nice bike, I like it

Why does the Diabolus suck so much in comparison
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I'm trying to do this black/chrome at 3:37

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdvVDa3w98&t=252s

I've set my crew colour to #00000AA, am I right in thinking all I need to do is just paint my car with the level 100 metal 'Pure Gold' thing, then do the pearlescent glitch thing to put black on, then put the crew colour on last? Just checking because I don't have enough money to make mistakes.
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>>170268986
>I don't have enough money to make mistakes.
go for it, you have it right
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>>170270443
Did it and it doesn't work, the crew just removed the thing under it like I just did the crew colour right from the start :/
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>>170259685
>got killed in the feed

DELET
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blaters fuckin yoked
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>>170224612
what kind of magazine is that
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>"Today, we're robbing an arms dealer."

Uh no, that might be me. Singular.
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hi i play gta
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>>170273095
>Secretary gives me all my instructions like I have multiple people in my org.
>I have never even invited a second person to it.
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>>170273259
first of all how dare u
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>>170273259
blacklisted
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>>170273751
second of all
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>>170274335
how dare u
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>>170273259
what the FUCK was his problem?
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>>170273259
why
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dammit i woke up after school hours now when i search for games i get things like Rpg vs insurgent or $1000000000000000 cash 1000000000000 rp
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>>170274971
>$1000000000000000 cash 1000000000000 rp
but its free money
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>>170260340
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>>170264478
doesn't exist faggot
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>>170276530
You sound mad that you're missing an obvious thing.
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Why would anyone do CEO work? Even the sightseeing shit, you spend like 10 minutes collecting two packages, go for the third, get killed, and you get $2500.

Fucking dumb.
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>Every time someone starts some shitty free roam job
>Can't expand the radar until this shit gets off your screen

Why is this necessary?
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>>170277296
Try not to get killed and you'll see why
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>mfw the Tropos Rallye can't physically make the big jump for the "In The City" stunt race

Who is the literal retard who tested that track and thought this was okay?
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>>170277502
$21000, wowwwwwwwwww.
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>>170277539

You know a faster way of making money?
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>>170277539
21k for 5-10 minutes is pretty good
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>>170276643
>u mad? XD
what are you, some sociopath who just finds frustration illogical and thus never expresses what they're feeling?
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>>170277296
>Doing freeroam work in public sessions when skiddies are in season.
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>>170276643
You haven't described what the easter egg is or even how to access it, so it's safe to assume that you're full of shit. The burden of proof is on you.
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>>170277653
It's shit, I can make 50k in 10mins from the current double cash stunt races.
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>>170277914
>burden of proof
Maybe you can go back and ask your friends at reddit what the secret dialogue is.
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>>170278169
>reddit invented burden of proof

embarrassing af family
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>almost all of the new stunt races are super and motorcycle class
>not one muscle class race

Fuckin dropped
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>>170278297
Reddit invented being gullible and thinking 4chan is their highschool debate club.
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>Want to spend money buying and upgrading shitboxes
>there's an update coming up
>go back to grinding cars
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>>170278169
what the fuck do things like "show tits or gtfo" mean if burden of proof is a concept exclusive to reddit
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>>170278529
Listen, just because you're a retard doesn't mean we should all be held to that standard.

>>170278560
He's too new to know what that means.
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>>170278529
Better reddit invade 4chan than have it filled with today's dipshit kids brought up being told they're always right no matter what.
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>>170278529
>Reddit invented being gullible
Is that why no-one is falling for your bullshit?
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>>170278681
>Says the redditor that's spent the past several hours arguing with atleast two people about non existent voice lines.
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>>170278876
>Says the redditor that's spent the past several hours arguing with atleast two people about non existent voice lines.
lmao

Nigga, I've been here for less than 10 minutes. I just got back from playing video games.
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>>170278090
That is if you win and that's at twice the money. You can do CEO work at any time and if you're in a solo lobby you can't really lose either
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What are the best source missions, and why are they the stealth related ones?
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>>170280449

Any mission that doesn't involve infinitely spawning aimbots.
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>mfw when 3 titans racing eachother clip the same building and slam into the highway a minute after i log on

god damn i missed this game
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>>170280449
because on stealth mission you can go sneaky beaky like and get away with the car without ai shitters hunting you
and missions like using cargobob to source the car from sea crew or from photo set are cancer
But of course,best mission is when you have a nicely parked car,you take it and deliver it to warehouse.No bs
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>drive back home from work
>see some maniac in the distance with an assault rifle
>looks like he's having a shootout with some gangsters and the cops

I really should step on the gas and try to ram him while screaming out the window, even if it's a mile away.
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>>170281335
and also call him and asshole and flip him off
Yeah,that will show him!
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How come I'm so good at driving and everyone else is shit?
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>>170282789
>playing against sub100's

gee wizz you're a pro
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>>170282919
>you're a pro
thanks pal
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>>170282919
>he doesn't play easy wins
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>>170283001
>bagging mad swag while watching podcasts in another tab
Feels good desu
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>>170280449
I love the stealth missions yeah, although that one up in vinewood where you have to take out the guards pissed me off the first time I did it.

I had to assassinate literally all of the guards, but one, second to last one had the key card, but finally, it was good, the only living guard was looking the other way and a good distance away, I'm clear to go up and take the key card.

APPARENTLY there are a group of non-guard NPCs in that fucking box with the shaded windows, who aren't on the map, and who you can't see until you've walked past them, who will instantly scream when they see you and alert the only remaining guard, ruining the stealth. That was fucking bullshit.


Other than that though yeah, the stealth assassinations and movie stunt ones are my favorites, hands down. The one with the bomb in the car's normally fun too, but sometimes with the wrong vehicle on the wrong spawn it can be obnoxious.
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This may sound weird, but I really want a vehicle based off of the Mach 5. It's kind of far fetched for GTA, but we got the Ruiner 2000 and the other special vehicles, so I don't think that's really the case anymore.

I mean, I don't really care about the gadgets, I just want a classic racer with a design reminiscent of that, but at this point I think it could work. Maybe as a sort of twin to the Ruiner 2000. Replace the machine guns with the buzz saws, and maybe slower missiles or lower missile rate of fire or something like that, but higher top speed and acceleration, maybe looser handling. I think it would be cool. I'd definitely be more inclined to get it over the Ruiner 2000.
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Think the tones been set for tonight then...

>log in and leave apartment
>immediately sniped
>respawn
>immediately sniped again
>repeat four more times
>Leave session

*sigh*
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>>170285307
>*sigh*
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>>170285690
>>*sigh*
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>>170285987
>*scratches head*
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>made 250k in an hour from stunt races
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>>170286916

>made 250k for logging in
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>>170285307

why do people pretend like it's this bad?
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>>170286916
>made 300k in 40 minutes for import\export
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>>170288495
SLOW!
no but really though, the only thing that makes IE less profitable than what it could be is the longass cooldown
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At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust.
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>>170289803
ease up with that blunt,daym
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>>170181764
Zangon123

pc gtag
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>>170288675
the nice thing is you can do other stuff during the cooldown, it's long enough to do a crate mission and VIP work, then have the perfect amount of time to source and sell another car. the VIP work pays for 3 crates so you get the same profit as just doing IE and somewhere down the line you'll have a few million in crates.
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>>170291365

just do pac swaps, millions per hour
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>>170292692
>pac swaps
>in 2017
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>no new update in nearly 4 months
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>>170293228
Soon
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>>170292981

why grind import/export ceo for garbage returns with your faggity SAFE crew when you can make way more money grinding pac?
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>>170255863
>2035
see you in 18 years lmao
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>>170293276
Any idea what's going to be in it?
I haven't played GTA on my PS4 in ages.
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>>170293619
I/E is faster and doesn't have load screens or failures due to internet connections faulting.

I/E also has a double pay glitch. Pac-Stan can't even compete.
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>>170293805
>I/E also has a double pay glitch
what is it tho
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>>170293705
It's gonna be special vehicle stunt races followed by gun smuggling
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>>170294108
Basically, when you do a delivery, drive the cars to the drop off point, but don't get into the circle. Make sure everyone gets out of their cars. Then put the CEO next to the circle and have one player drive up. When the player disappears from the car itself, press F to get into the car. If done correctly, you both deliver the car and you get paid twice. Repeat until all cars are sold.
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>>170294529
shame its not a solo glitch
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>>170294529
>>170294108
https://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/xboxone-double-cash-for-import-export-sales.1624396/
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>>170295203
>solo glitch

Just ask the thread for help
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>>170295215
whos the nigress anon
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tfw perfect delivery
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>>170265205
Grab a buzzard from a random helipad and farm out Sightseer and Headhunter.
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>>170277296
>you spend 10 minutes
>spending 10 minutes
>10 minutes
>10
>minutes

Hacking minigames giving you trouble?
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>>170298489
>tfw non-perfect deliveries are the rarity
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>>170287592
got 4 top range cars destroyed by jets today
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>>170278876
>non existent

>Go into your CEO building.
>Stand next to your assistant.
>Have someone blast your building with missles or exploding rounds.
>Listen to what she says.

Wow real non-existent dialogue happens.
>>
post some cute
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>>170301765
don't act all pissy, it's your fault for not telling us what you meant in the first place
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>>170298358
Chastity Samone
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who this
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>>170303338
>Dr. Pavel, I'm CEO.
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>>170303338
>yfw C* will never let you add scars and/or burns to your characters except ugly ass bruises and blood smears

I just want my guy to actually look like a fucking career criminal whose seen some shit, is that too to ask?
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>>170303736
>I just want my guy to actually look like a fucking movie character whose used a stuntle double half the movie, is that too to ask?

ftfy
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So, was everyone able to make their transfer before it was too late?
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>>170305781
Yes, back in 2015.
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>befriend a rando while doing car sales in a public game
>drops a friend request when we're finished
>now joins my games every time he comes online to help my organization
>i can literally sit in my office while he does all the legwork

>mfw
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>>170221634
>>>>>>>what is passive mode
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>>170306484
>usually play in the evening
>mfw theres almost always a GTAG session filled with willing carcucks
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what times ist pc gtag active?
considered joining but i don't want to be stuck pretty much alone because of timezones; for reference its 3:30 right now here in germany
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>>170305781
yup, about an hour ago (8:30 EST). i haven't played this game in ages- felt so fucking nostalgic playing the intro and listening to the shitty menu music. and then spawning into online and seeing all the phone notifications on the left side of the screen.

it feels good to be back. let's go
>>
i wish a whole clan could join our gtag sessions so we can have a clan war
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>>170309967
It's almost happened once or twice. The DOGZ shitters love to cry for backup whenever they encounter players they can't skid all over.
>>
>launch game
>runs fine
>suddenly a huge ass explosion
>game starts lagging
>steam client bootstrapper has stopped working
>starts working again
>game still lags
how do bugs like this even happen?
>>
>sitting in my office
>killfeed informs me I've just killed everyone on the server
>teleport out of the map
>game crashes
They're getting creative.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uFSVuuOS84

why were you all barefoot in this video?
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>>170226295

>suspension is so low the car touches the ground
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>>170309916
Who are you, anon?
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>>170311558
>not wanting ground effects in the game
How casual.
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Remember when menushitters were fun?
>>
when is rockstar adding this as a dewbauchee vehicle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIiXmyrbGSM
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>>170311334
>GTAG is all black/mex
sounds right to me
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>>170318171
wtf faggot?
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>>170302941

She looks like chicken grease is coming out of her pores.
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When is the goddamn Turismo Classic coming out?

Hopefully it isn't absurdly expensive
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>>170321474
>Hopefully it isn't absurdly expensive
hahahahaha
>>
>>170309967
Had a more or less 4v4 freeroam romp between GTAG and some other crew in the lower southwestern area of Los Santos on PS4 once. Shitloads of back alleyways to run around in and ladders to climb up around that area which helped in keeping the police under control and made fights interesting. Shit was so cash.
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I am a 40 year old man and I spent 2 hours straight buying clothes and building outfits for my female character instead of doing these heists for Lester.
WTF is wrong with me? Where did it all go wrong for me?
This game seems pretty good so far.
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>>170321474
Is 900k expensive?
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>>170322740
Anything below 1.5 million is acceptable tbqh
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>>170303736
you get the option to add herpes so i dunno what you're complaining about
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>2017
>finally learn how to use the video recorder that is installed within gta
>>
Any crate delivery vehicle upgrades worth buying?
>>
>>170303736
You can't even have real beards or mustaches, just ugly textures applied to the face.
>>
>>170325298
This shit pisses me to no end
>>
>playing gta with friends
>one faggot won't leave us alone, I'm highest lvl at 83, he's +200
>I kill him a couple times, he fucks off
>comes back in scrub cars to harass my lvl 40 friends
>kill him several times
>suddenly another lvl 200 appears
>then a 3rd, 4th and 5th
>all pulling millions of dollars of armored cars and high lvl weapons
>unplug my wifi adapter for a few seconds and make an empty session for my friends
How do you defeat the upset 12 year old mentality without autistically playing for thousands of hours gtag and without sitting through 2 hours of attempting to get everyone connected to the server through R*s shitty multiplayer setup of loading, strange bugs and crashes
>>
>>170311558
>implying supercars dont need low stiff suspension

oh no it's retarded.png, etc
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>>170226078
today
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>>170326907
there's nothing specific that one can do apart from the router thing that you did. Or add ppl who are often either: kicking those kids asses (when I was in the gtag pc crew a lot of ppl in there, anons from here, would destroy those kind of annoying players. Felt good to have that kind backup). Or you could add someone like me who is usually in an empty or quiet lobby and join on me or something like that, when I'm playing.
>>
>>170324976
Fuck no
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GOTTEM
>>
Holy fuck,
I'm new to this game but it's fun so far.
However making money is taking so fucking long.
Anyone of you anons know a way I can make cash quicker without a crew?
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angery horris
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BigTuna374

Requesting invite to pc_gtag

Many thanks friendos
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>>170298489
>helped someone deliver their cars
>got it there in pristine condition
>in last corner before delivery the CEO themselves fucking steamrolls right into me

Whatever your cars man.
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>>170303338
hnnngh
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>>170331041
I started a few weeks ago and have gotten close to a milli mostly just doing the double$ events. Daily objectives also put out 30k

Soon l will get into to the vehicle warehouse stuff..
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>>170322350
We all do it, regardless of gender. If I have the opportunity to make an outfit that I like from a very broad spectrum of clothes, I sure will spend my time in it. Play the game like you want it to play except intercepting CEO/MC business, don't do that.

If you have fun in those 40 minutes like someone else doing heists, I think the goal of having fun is accomplished for both of you.
>>
>>170332835
Not everyone does it at all. But l do. I might literally spend close to an hour making my character when starting a game

And honestly l don't see it as autism. Instead it's investing into something you'll spend the next fuckteen hours looking at.
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>>170331914
>do this all the time with my friends
>denoted one of them once when it was pulling in
>I'm the ceo
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY
>>
>>170333938
>spent a good 3 hours making my character look like a confederate soldier
>use the musket primarily
>when my southern friends first saw it they lost their shit
>>
>>170335574
I wish there was a way to get the musket still. Maybe from a future event
>>
Fun cars you can literally steal off the road and customize?
>>
wens the fukni update
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Who /honeypot/ here?

>hop into auto aim on console or whatever the most packed aiming preference is
>become host of a stunt race that isn't being shilled
>proceed to host all the shilled stunt races and turn all assists off
>laugh your way to the bank as you cheese people with the Nero or V12 due to most of the new tracks being really straight and with minimal turns that shitters can't into
>>
>>170336125
Sultan RS is a fun car.
>>
>>170336125
Futo
Phoenix
Sabre GT
>>
>>170336125
Sandking XL
Ruiner
Sultan
Buccaneer
Ruffian (it's a bike but it's stealable)
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>>170337196
i wanna steal u
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>>170306859

I dont play the shitters game
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>>170337437
Many have tried.
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>>170336125
Ruiner is fantastic, for something at Benny's, the Buccaneer's really nice.
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>>170196104
>MrBossFTW
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>>170339719
He should be watching Sernandoe
>>
>>170207924
>>170209706

>driving back from the warehouse to my office in my 811
>"Eh nice ride cabron"
>thousand spics fill me with bullets
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>>170339918

The don't attack unless you fire a weapon or sit there sounding your horn at them... or accidentally slide into them like I did one time
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>Jet shitter doing what he does best
>gets knocked out of his bird
>flees to zancado but we deny him his jets
>he respawns in the same three places out in the open while we snipe and jet shit him
>he allows this to carry on for a good hour before figuring out how to go passive

Good times
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>>170340352
Don't forget the cuck that was his friend who met the same fate
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>>170340923

I dont really care about KD ratios but it went up a good .4. Thanks based jet shitter
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This game uses P2P networking, right?

So does it work the same way the old COD lobbies used to? Everyone on the server is actually connected to 1 person who's unknowingly "hosting" the lobby?

So what happens when you glitch a solo lobby then a few people join, so you solo glitch yourself out again? Do the people who join begin hosting or does it drop them from online?

Mainly just curious is all.
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>>170341350
Good question. I do solo lobbies with as many as 6 friends and if it gets shit up enough with try hards I force a new solo, everything continues exactly normally for them and my only change is that everyone "leaves" the session. So possibly it works as everyone is connected together and technically hosting their own game session
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>>170326907
You bring more poeple with the upset 12 year old mentality than he does, this is why GTAG exists
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So, was there any new stuff today? Cba to check
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Any chance I can join the Crew or Discord?

Discord: BigTuna
Social Club: BigTuna374

Thank you friendos
Just want to join in on the fun :(
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>>170336689
devilish
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Any new week-long deals active?
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>>170343083
>>170344356
Is there some new update coming or what?

t. new
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>>170345274
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60149/Coming-Soon-to-GTA-Online-Special-Vehicle-Races-New-Cars-Modes-More
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>>170343398
black listed

https://discord.gg/qkbmt
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>>170345451
>"get ready to fight for supremacy in the illegal arms trade"

Please be professional CEO work and not some hillbilly MC bullshit like the drug production.
Good thing stealing cars like a nigger is for CEOs though, thanks R*.
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Someone's gotta be playing right now, was anything added to the game today?
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>>170340163
I stopped the car because he liked it :(
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>>170347260
250k shekels.
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>>170228028
i love my glorious golden dukes
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Is this intended or is is just Rockstar being competent?
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>>170357003
huh, I noticed that during the race too.
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>>170332835

How does the motorcycle club work? You manufacture drugs in a lab and then deliver them?

I am not all about min/max profits, I like to have fun.

Is the drug manufacturing/dealing interesting and fun?

I want to sell rock to the dindus on grove street and the cholos in little vagoville and meth to the inbred white trailer trash.

Is it easier to get into than CEO? CEO they want 1 mill for a corporate office then another few hundred thousand for warehouses.

Is Biker stuff more entry level and affordable to buy into and build profits towards CEO for a new player?
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>>170357527
the best way to make money is CEO office plus car warehouse

the startup costs are significant though (1mil for cheapest office, 1.5 ish mil for cheapest warehouse) but it pays for itself really fast
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>>170357003
Don't wheelie while using these things
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>>170357527
You do a mission to steal supplies and gain supplies based on how many people were in your MC gang or pay 75k for a 100% resupply. Supply gets turned into product at different speeds depending on upgrades and what kind of business it is. It's completely passive and works as long as you're in freeroam. This also causes money to drain (up to 30k every 48 minutes) from your bank when you're an MC president so you'll probably want to stick to being a CEO/not an MC president while this is tickin in. Another disadvantage is how often you get raided, which is yet another reason not to be an MC president while your businesses are running. The businesses vary in profitability with Coke being the most valuable followed by meth/cash then weed and last of all document forgery (seriously, don't waste your money on it). It's decent semi-passive cash but the sale missions are a massive pain in the ass half the time and getting set up can cost millions that will take ages to recover
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>>170357985

That doesn't sound fun. For all the risk it sounds like it should be paying more. Drugs should be more profitable than car thieving nigging.
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>>170357527
The drug labs and such is simply resupply, wait until full, deliver. That's it. It is also very expensive.

The MC is good when you wanna play with your friends (up to 7 members) doing contracts where all of you will be paid the same amount everytime, unlike CEO where your friends gets the same amount of pay as you when you do VIP Missions. Contracts also have faster cooldown than VIP missions.

>>170358264
It's better to think of the drug labs as more of a passive income in between the CEO car/cargo sales.
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>>170358423
Contracts sometimes pay less than CEO work and almost always take longer than the best CEO jobs. Also you have to clear your contracts table every time which means you're forced to do the shitty ones
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So the way to do the stunt jump car sourcings is to not go to the yellow marker and just steal the car right in front of their noses. They don't shoot at you and you don't get chased
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>>170358264
Not him but I found some of the car theft missions enjoyable. The stealth ones, if you do them successfully, are very fun and the photo missions are comfy provided it doesn't trigger cops. That being said you do have some cancerous missions like the Cargobob, Kuruma, and moving targets with police.

Also, how do you do the stunt jump ones effectively? I always trigger the guards even if I try to go in stealthily.

>>170358885
Maybe I'll try this.
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>>170358567
>sometimes
Actually, all of them pays a bit less than VIP missions. At least you can do them quite fast if you have 7 dwarves with you.

>>170358885
>2017
>people still don't know how to do this stealth

>>170359010
>I always trigger the guards even if I try to go in stealthily.
Look at your minimap and be careful of the guards sight cones.
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>>170359186
They don't need to be able to see you though, if you shoot anywhere near a civilian they'll panic and alert the guards. You basically have to have two or three people do take them down at the same time for it to work.
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>>170359186
>>I always trigger the guards even if I try to go in stealthily.
>Look at your minimap and be careful of the guards sight cones.

I'll be more careful then. I've always been mindful of them but I thought it was a bit of a crapshoot really.

I did have a guard scream a Charlie Brown-esque "AUUUGHH" when I shot him during a normal stealth mission. It would've been funny had it not alerted the rest of the guards.
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>>170359464
>shooting at all
Come on, do you even stealth? Never shoot when you're doing car stunt missions.
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>>170359464
Don't shoot anyone you moron. Just avoid everyone, go around the side, and steal the car. There will normally be a guard who walks around, who's sight-line is sometimes over the car, make sure you only enter it when he's not looking.
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>>170357003
They probably just boost forward vector speed. So when your bike is pointing to the sky it'll jump
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>>170337847
I remember this night. So damn comfy.
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>recently bought a drift tampa
>its the most fun car I've ever driven in this game
where have you been my whole life baby?
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>>170362974
>someone else likes the drift Tampa
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>>170322350
we're the guys from fight club but without the fight club

tyler durden never came
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>>170363087
>that appearance
>that engine sound
>fun handling / pretty good top speed
whats not to like?
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>>170181764

how do i join a game with these assholes?
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>>170363684
I know what you mean. I drive it at least once everytime I play
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The buzzard gets countered hard by the sniper rifles but everyone just uses the minigun or homo launcher against it
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>>170366190
>24 1

dude he almost had you
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>>170182597
>karuma
what a weird way to spell "banshee"
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>>170362974
>>170363087
>>170363684
I've been wanting to get one, but there are so many cars. I just finally got my Voodoo custom, I'm saving up for a Donk too, I'm trying to make up my mind on whether I should get a Stinger topless or Stinger GT, and then I know I'm probably gonna want the Infernus Classic and the Turismo Classic, there are so many cars I want.
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>doing vehicle sale mission
>customizing cars
>ready up
>the game stalls for a while, nothing happening
>suddenly I see my character sitting in a void
>the world and car spawns around them
>the car isn't on and most of my controls are dead

This has happened to me twice now, once when I was on my own, and once as an associate for someone else. The first time I could move the camera around at least, but I couldn't access the pause menu. The second time I could pause, and navigate the menu, but I couldn't move or change the camera.

The first time some people eventually came and tried to shoot me and steal the car, but it didn't work. They blew up the car, but I still couldn't die, and also couldn't move, the character was knocked by the explosion, but then just stood up, and didn't seem to take damage.

Has this happened to anyone else?
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>>170367948
I should also say, the second time, as an associate, it happened to the CEO as well. We were stuck on the 'waiting for associates' screen, even though we were both readied up, then it spawned us in the world unable to move. The only way to fix it seemed to be changing sessions.
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>>170367948
just buy a shark card
it fixes 90% of the problems in the game, in addition to a shark-card buyers only direct support line
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fug

>>170367948
>>170368053
You should be able to kill yourself from the esc menu, when I tried it worked
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>>170366652
>banshee
i think you made 7 mistakes in name "dukes"
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>>170368161
what is this spic language
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>>170368273
Looks like Italian.
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>>170367948
It happens sometimes. You become completely invincible and cannot deliver the car on your own. Either you have to have an associate do it for you or have someone friendly lift you over to your destination in a cargobob
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>>170368161
Ah yeah, I didn't think of that the second time. The first time though I couldn't even access the menu to do so.
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>>170368273
>>170368420
>tfw only italian in /gtag/
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>>170368926
oui oui spaghetti
bet you're waiting for pizza as a snack to eat
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>>170368926
say something italian
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>>170368926
MAMMA MIA CALZONE
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>>170369047
>pizza delivery
Only shit-tier pizzerias do deliveries, if you want a good one you go eat to a real one. Or bring it home yourself I guess.

>>170369169
>qsq non posso consegnare pizze in GTA col mio faggio mod
>>
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>>170368926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
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>>170367948

More than a few times sadly but gladly it doesn't happen enough to cause any major grievance.

Not like crate missions
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>>170368926

In that case sorry for bullying you last night. Also the game is 18+ just sayin
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>>170369742

> Trannies_United.jpg
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so is there a point to actually investing in MC businesses as a passive income then?
sitting on like 14m since criminal mastermind
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Faggots.
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can i get a
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>>170370037
what? I don't recollect getting into fights yesterday
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sorry doolittle, didnt mean it
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>>170370581
No, blacklisted
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>>170370678
not him but i love you doolittle
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>>170369587
Maybe in a future update.
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>>170370581
what what
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>>170370741
but come on there's gotta be some
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>>170369587
you probably only drive the italian cars and shoot the italian guns
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>>170372008
Which guns are the Italian ones
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when will they add the fastest and only okay supercar in vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISEGDWpKAeY
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>>170372436
the spaghetti-blaster
pizza launcher
tagliatelle grenade
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>>170370635

You must one of two italian guys then :^)
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>>170369742
more pics of debbie pls
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>>170373660
deb ain't in that pic boyo
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>>170373745
Really? Huh. That blonde looks just like her.
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>>170373979
that poster is right, that's Pyragony and not Debs
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>mod gta 5 SP
>mod in britcuck police
>scene related plays out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHorIrLFIc
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>>170368926
Pineapple on pizza.
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>>170368926
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>>170368926
Are you cute?
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>>170357527
Bought some MC stuff a month back, here's what I would like to know in your position:

Let's say you buy a coke lab (the highest value), which will cost you a bit over a million with the clubhouse (that you will never use anyway). Your new business has 5 empty bars of "product" and 5 empty bars of "supply". Now, if you decide to buy the upgrades, which you should (and not the security one), you will transform 5 supply bars into 1.5-2 product bars. 5:1 if not upgraded.

Let's say you're like most people and just buy the supplies, and sell it once full. That means you will need around 200k to supply your business and wait for I think 5 ingame hours to produce 5 full product bars.
If you're actually into it, you can steal supplies. The missions are the same regardless of member count. That does not mean that members are worthless, that means members can move more supplies with you per mission.
So, if you get a "steal a supply van from Lost", that will be 2 vans if you have more members. (Vans give you 2 supply bars each, so 4 if you have a buddy/wageslave).
Or you'll get unlucky and get the 1 package per person mission, which is picking up an item and bringing it back to your warehouse, that will net you 1 supply bar, or more per member.

Now you have 5 supply bars, what now?
There is a variety of sales missions, some are easy/fast, some are boring af and make you want to kill yourself. It's ranging from "you have this backpack, don't die, just bring it to this point in a vehicle of your choice" to "here are 3 garbage trucks that you have to drive literally through all of the desert and deliver it in the most retarded parts of the map". And if you get stuck, you have a few seconds to get the vehicle back working or else it just counts as a destroyed vehicle.
The amount of missions with multiple vehicles (garbage trucks, post trucks, planes, helicopters, bikes) makes that you can't really sell it by yourself because of a time limit of 30 minutes.
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>>170374905
>>170375058

>>170373321
gib name of fellow italian

>>170375146
I'll be "cute" for a Megalodon shark card anon
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>>170357527
(continued)

Is it worth the money?
420k for 5 product bars sale. Each player on this server will count for an included "high demand" bonus. (Basically more money if there are more players in the session, which is obviously riskier thanks to shitters)
With a standard session I invite 2-3 /gtag/'s to make a 10 minute sale for 470k.
Each members gets around 32-35k automatically.

What did we learn?
If you're bored with profitable CEO business, have some buddies to sell (or even supply) and some money to spend, buy it. Although people rather help exporting cars by driving 2 minutes in a sportscar than 10 minutes in a garbage truck, and it pays better. So probably not the best start for someone new to farming money.

And don't listen to this retard ->
>>170357985

There is a chance you get raided by the cops or the other gang, in which case you have to kill the cops/gang and retrieve your product/staff while not dying. Not really difficult but rather annoying since this event is triggered randomly, and even more often without the security upgrade.
But it triggers ONLY if those 3 things occur at the same time:
>you're not on a mission/sale/resupply
>you're not inside the business location (coke lab in this case/clubhouse not included)
>your MC is running and you didn't disband it
That being said, you only activate MC business inside the cokelab, and disband it if you want to leave or sold your product. If you do it like this, you will never get raided.

My personal opinion with a decent profit/fun ratio: Import/Export > Cargo >>> MC
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>>170375639
>>170375516
did your hands get so slippery from eating pasta with your bare hands that you forgot your picture?
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let me see you wop wop wop wop wop
>>
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>>170375769
>470k
Yes, after wasting everyone's time with resupplies where you could just have done something more profitable and bought the supplies instead.
>don't listen to this retard
Having MC businesses active ruins being an MC president in freeroam. The raids will queue up after you do missions so there's no escaping them unless you stop being an MC president which is shit design for something called MC businesses. The buy-in is too high to be worth it still, you blow like 2 million dollar on a fully upgraded coke place and make back ~240k (420k if you wasted your own and your minions' time doing resupplies instead of something more profitable) and getting to 100% product takes about 6 hours. That's ~50 hours of active freeroamy production where you can't be an MC president before you make back your money if you bought it or ~29 hours if you're a selfish cunt and used other people to resupply for you. Good job
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>>170376973
Oh and the hours I mentioned are before you break even from buying the coke place. The other businesses are way shittier and don't yield nearly as much profit which is why you shouldn't even bother with them.
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r8 my plastic surgery
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>ready up top range car
>two shiiters immediately auto shotty me and steal the car as soon as I spawn
>blow the car up in rage
>they go into warehouse come back out with three cars
>give chase
>blow all of them up


feels good but still annoyed I lost my osiris
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>>170378262
I mean, you look fine, but what in the fuck is going on with that character on the leftmost?!
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>>170378302
Hey man, if someone fucks you, fuck them back. No need to feel bad about it if they started it
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>>170378610
I don't feel bad about shitters cars :)
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>>170378302
>doing import export
>Z-Type Plate: B1GMON3Y
>Great about to finish this collection
>Red player nearby car pickup
>hear shooting, assume hes just fighting cops
>pickup car and begin driving
>its a minimum speed pickup
>BAM he T-Bones me out of nowhere
>keeps spamming me into the wall until it blows up
:-|
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>>170378824
I like I/E but the "pvp" aspect of it annoys me
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>>170378576
IDK lol all 3 of them were Chinese, oddly that's the most clear shot I had of my old character and I'm not even the ugliest in that shot, yet every time I looked at my old character I was so disgusted I basically played with the pilot helmet and mask the whole time
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>>170379248
looks like dylan tbqh
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>>170379163

The PvP aspect is fine, what bothers me is when they have PvP and infinitely spawning AI. One or the other.
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>>170378262
you went from bad to not as bad
cant say the same about this thot though
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>>170379621
there should be something put in place where player can't spawn kill you out of the warehouse
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>>170380289

You're invincible for a few seconds after coming out of the warehouse.

Yesterday a guy hit me direct with a rocket right after leaving and it did nothing.
>>
may i have a quick rundown on these "leaks"?
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>>170380693
i spawned and was immediately shot

the car didn't even accelerate
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>>170381385
Casino DLC, get ready
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>>170380158
its virtually impossible to get a good looking character in this game, but anything is better than that chinless, diamond cheeked freak I had before
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>>170381460

Never ever.
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>>170381385
>Law and order DLC
>Police free roam and vehicles
>Purchase police vehicles to activate free roam police missions

>The Luxury Living DLC
>Mansions & Pets
>Purchase Mansion to *purchase exotic pets
>Mansion grounds only

>The Blaine County and Paleto DLC
>Animals in free roam
>Animals online syncing workaround via VIP mission type activation
>Purchase hunting license and equipment to activate hunting objectives
>Purchase New warehouses and properties

>North Yankton and Liberty City (Online Map expansion)
>Paid DLC 1 2017 sept
>Not Yet Complete

>San Fierro and Las ventures
>Online Map expansion
>Paid DLC 2 2018 oct
>Not Yet Complete
Sounds like bullshit, specially the last ones.
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>>170381514
you can't get attractive without being sameface
fortunately it's fairly easy for men to get characters that actually look human
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>>170381738

That mansion idea isn't bad actually. The way apartments are instanced interiors, just have mansions with everything inside the walls instanced.
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>>170381738
These aren't leaks

This was joke speculation in 2013 from this thread
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>>170381738
>are you listening rockstar? This needs to happen
>>
my dad works for rockstar. have fun getting banned kiddo
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>>170382518
guess what bucko


blacklisted
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>>170382696
post proof
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>>170305781
No, bought the game in a panic and then took too long downloading. Basically threw money away.
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>>170382791
here you go
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>STILL no tacticool update
>STILL no wood furniture ak, that doesn't get jamal'd and gold plated
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>>170381856
nah, you just suck at character generators
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>>170383617
>Tacticool update
what would they add?
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>>170383918
>manjaw
>gib me attention tier hair and eye color
>thinking that character is even vaguely decent
sure
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>>170383982
0 to butthurt in 50 seconds
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>>170383918
better than most
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>>170383967
foregrips, bipods, different flashlights, lasers, different scopes including magnifyers, different suppressors, different flash hiders, different stocks, ability to customize each individual part and most importantly of all
remove the fucking rail from the compact rifle
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>>170384145
>bipods
in a game without prone
>different flashlights
what like xenon flashlights?
>different suppressors
why?
>different stocks
why?
>different flash suppressors
why?
>foregrips
why?


the game has such shitty netcode most of the small differences between something like suppressor variants would go virtually unnoticed. It would be cool if they added something like black ops 3's paintshop/LSC for guns
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>>170383967
holsters to carry your favorite weapon around
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>>170384894
>minigun/RPG holster
LUL
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>>170384873
to satisfy my autism
i don't care if the only difference is aesthetic
i just want to be a special snowflake
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gtag post your face and have other guess who you are
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>>170384994
weapons like that can be carried around on the body, anon. not sure about minigun tho
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>>170381738
Most of these sound awful honestly.

Hell, I'd take vigilantes over law and order, and that would still be awful.
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>>170383918
Hey, that's the same paintjob I have on my bullet. Only my tires are different. Also the same haircut as my character.
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>female characters
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>>170181764
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Post some cars
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>>170183070
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tfw so many cars
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>>170387934

Too bad they're all disgusting, you tasteless fuck.
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>>170387934
>wog blades
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Post your cars too lads.

>>170387992
eh, that's a low quality post right there.

>>170388241
the fuck is a wog blade?
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>>170186968
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Really love my futo and skyline.
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>>170388290
It's what you used to ruin your Buccaneer
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Vehicles for all occasions.

>>170388553
Lol. The bucca on blades looks gnarly mate.
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>>170387934
>hideous green Sabre Turbo Custom
fucking why would you do that to that poor car
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>>170388553

He ruined it the second he brought it to Benny's Niggerworks.
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>>170388663
>that carbon hood on the mamba
WHY DO YOU KEEP RUINING THESE BEAUTIFUL CARS?

I'll admit though, that's one of the few Banshee 900rs I've seen that actually looks really nice, most are pretty bad, but I really like what you've done with yours, makes me kind of want to get one.
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Hot dogs anyone?

>>170388827
The car isn't ruined, the hood can be changed at any time. I just like the way it looks like some utterly rich person has modded it to be as light and fast as possible, which is true.

I did the work on that banshee the other night, had a good feeling about it from the start, I'm pleased with it as well. I recommend the car, very fast, very enjoyable to drive.

>>170388664
Memories mate. Did you not play gta sa?

>>170388682
Oh look, it's /pol/.
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>>170388682
fuck you I love my hotrod buccaneer and you can suck a fat one
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Ol rusty in the back.
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>>170389101

>lowrider
>hotrod

kek
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Boring but decent.
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>>170388290
>Post your cars too lads.
picked this bad boy up yesterday, loving it
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>>170389637
Yeah man the tampa is probably my favourite car right now. I'm happy it got the love it deserved because the tampa was pretty gnarly back in gta sa too. An anon posted already about why the drift tampa is great up in the thread already and I agree 100 percent.

>>170389598
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That's all the cars for now. I've still got to move quite a few more and make some modifications to them.
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How do I delete muh SC while banned?!
THERE HAS TO BE A WAY, GOD DAMNIT!
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missing a few cars from another garage but they're mostly just the joke cars from Halloween/free cars
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>>170390603
There is no way.
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>>170390635
>the joke cars from Halloween
The Sanctus is actually a really fun bike to ride, and the Fränken Strange is just an outright cool hotrod, better than the hotknife definitely, doesn't have to be halloween-y.

That's a terrible look for the Mamba, and that Zentorno I think it is is hideous, the rest are various degrees of okay. I like that Entity a lot actually.
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>>170391238
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOD FUCKING DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU'RE LYING Y-YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME, FUUUUUCK.
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>>170391408
It's kind of like facebook. Except you can't deactivate.

You're here forever
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>>170391537
WAIT.... w-what if i delete my e-mail, i-i can do that, r-right?
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>>170391273
which zentorno? the blue one is a bad attempt to copy one I saw in online (colors are off) I saw it at night and it looked sweet but admittedly its not a great color scheme during the daytime. The mamba is just a copy of the Gulf Oil paintjob
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>>170391678
If you think it will help.
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>>170364002
Press esc, go to online, go to crews, go to pc gtag, got view players, select a name and join until you find a session with a couple crewmembers in it.
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>>170390635
i love that lowrider
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>>170391713
>The mamba is just a copy of the Gulf Oil paintjob
which is really ugly. If you want an iconic paint job go with metalic midnight blue with a white secondary or something like that. Or bright red, or black, or hell, even chrome.

Yellow also looks nice on the mamba, but that's not really an iconic look for the cobra.
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>>170392212
you piece of shit
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>>170392640
it's not like the Sc page is just going to vanish
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>>170392561
If you want an iconic paint job go with metalic midnight blue with a white secondary
no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC_Cobra
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>>170393060
yes
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>>170393016
I know, but If I completely changed my email address for steam and all that shit, and create a new SC account, couldn't I bypass the ban and play GTA on Steam, without having to make another steam profile and buy the game again?

t-that would work, r-right?
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>>170387529
1st level
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>>170393669
2nd level
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>>170393256
either way it annoys me that you cant have stripes unless you make a crew emblem of that colour and put it there. All the performance customization in the world and they cant add a painting feature that comes close to what was available in racing games in 2009
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>>170393621
Do you have some sort of learning disability?
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>>170393834
3rd level
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>>170394231
No, why?
>>
KNEE SOCKS WHEN
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>>170388682
Enjoy not having based nero or sabre turbo custom because you're too retarded to get over your obsession with black dicks
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>>170399047

>Losing the active spoiler on the Nero

Fucking zero taste.
>>
>Someone starts a "destroy turreted limos" VIP mission
>Doesn't destroy any
>Nobody can do any other VIP work for 20 minutes now

Wow this is great I sure am glad they added a fuckton of shitty VIP work instead of just having a few good ones.
>>
>>170399264
Sorry, I actually like winning races.

We can't all be as beta as yourself
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>>170399727
>Nero Custom 1:01.061
>Nero 1:01.495
>>
>>170399727

>I need the flavor of the month to win races

topkek

I unlocked chrome while you were still in diapers, faggot.
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Post your dukes.
>>
Requesting an invite so pc_gtag
SC - ghabstopr
>>
>>170365648
>>170365819
>>170366190
First time playing in the crew, what a fun night this was
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>>170401075
She doesn't see a lot of action sadly. Looks nice in my garage though.
>>
>Shitter kills fellow gtag member
>"man the harpoons lads"
>Shitter gets murdered over and over again"
>finally gets his first legitimate kill after activating ghost organisation
>texts "loooooooool" and leaves

What is their end game?
>>
>>170403359
damage control
>>
>>170181764
Is this game any better or is it still a boring mess filled to the brim with accursed griefers?
>>
Is anyone else logging in and their character has an entirely different haircut? I have an entirely shaved head but sometimes when I log in I have another. When I go to the barbers it reverts back to normal when I go to select another one it flicks back without needing to buy it again

Its not a major issue more just a minor annoyance
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>>170401075
Still sees daily use.
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Have you checked your car's transmission fluid recently, /gtag/?
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>>170401075
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>>170403359
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>we will never be able to remove the giant spoiler from the comet
>we will never be able to remove the ugly bodykit from the comet retro
>>
Has GTAG EVER lost a rumble with any other crew?
>>
>>170388663
>roofless and spoiler
kys
>>
>>170407901

>Can't color any stock wheels without a glitch that requires a faggy custom license plate
>Can't remove ash trays/coffee cups from any car unfortunate enough to have them
>Can't remove the scope from the Marksman Rifle
>Can't choose the logo on your clothes even though the game clearly supports it

>Can't remove the Pisswasser logo from the Tyrus
>Can't remove spoiler from the Infernus
>Can't color the trim on the Monroe
>Can't color the trim on the Innovation
>Can't color the chrome on the T20
>Can't remove the front lip on the Bullet
>Can't remove the front lip on the Feltzer
>Can't change the plate color of the Rat Truck
>Can't completely debadge the Schafter like you can the Schwartzer
>Enhanced Edition completely broke the Peyote's zebra skin seats and fuzzy dice on the mirror

They really dropped the ball with customization on release, and even now that they've got a more in-depth system, only a few cars even use it.
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>>170383967
>>
Are there any other cars that you can be this autistic with the reference?

I really can't change this car now
>>
>>170408259
o yea certainly fuccnigga lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK7mH5i1pR4
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>>170399387
>someone starts a haulage and doesn't bother completing it
>someone starts an executive search in a gtag lobby

I'm killing whoever does this shit from now on. Cry in the thread. Make my fucking day.
>>
>>170414194
inb4 multiple thread spanning shitfest over your imminent crew kick
>>
>>170414450
People who run either of these activities when there are other CEO's running work deserve it.

Headhunter and LSIA takeover are the only two activities that should be run. You're wasting your time and my time.
>>
What are the chances the DLC comes out next week
>>
>>170416409
0
>>
>>170416456
>>170416565
Does rockstar follow any kind of pattern?
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>Tie outside of jacket

What did they mean by this?
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>>170416980
literally no info for months and then an announcement a month before the update. Always comes in on a Tuesday.

I'm glad they don't communicate with their fanbase.
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>>170416980
They follow a pattern of not giving a fuck about their players till the Shark Cards sales start dropping and then they just put some shitty update with 4 new Adversary modes, 3 clothes and a bunch of stupidly expensive vehicles and manage with that for 6 months or so.
>>
>>170417175
>>170417232
Well according to the newswire, I/E was teased on December 2nd. Then it came out on the 13th so it's not to impossible
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>>170411429
There are a few, mostly among newer cars. Pic related is an example.

>>170399387
>he doesn't know about using the respawning infinite-ammo Ruiner 2000 to grief
Stand Your Ground is the real cancer. 20 minutes of standing around doing nothing.

>>170414194
>>170414676
>he doesn't know about activating Haulage to remove cops for the whole session
It's a useful tool in big shitter wars. That's probably why you see people starting it and then not touching the trailer.
Running Executive Search is indeed kind of a jerk move, though, if the session's full of orgs jockeying for the work slot.
And on that subject, people who run solo CEO work in sessions with lots of populated orgs are cancer and deserve punishment.
>>
>>170418431
>>170418431
>>170418431
new thread
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>>170418423
>he doesn't know about activating Haulage to remove cops for the whole session

Except I do. Fucking kill yourself for starting that shit. Take your deaths like a man coward. Bonus points for you being the only person in your org when they're are unhired gtags in session.
>>
I'd like to join the crew, SC is MaduMadiMado
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>>170376973
>after you do missions
Are you implying that people do the MC missions and OP wants to buy an MC business to do missions instead of running drugs? Really?

>wasted your own and your minions' time
>selfish cunt
Do you even play gtag sessions from time to time? There are more than enough gtag's that ask how they can help others because of boredom/kindness, it's not like we force clan members to do them.

Also, here's a quick reminder what OP >>170357527 requested:
>I am not all about min/max profits, I like to have fun.
So, how about you quit being a min-maxing autist and read what people write before shitting all over something that you personally dislike?

I'll write it out for you: CEO pays better, everyone knows that. The point here is variety.
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>>170403359
was his name onlyone or something like that?
Had a similar shitter the other day who said 'loooooool'
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>>170382064
Stop talking if you don't know what comes out of your mouth.
Those leaks originally include 2 other DLC's that have been, surprise, added to Online. (I think Bikers and Import/Export)

Which is why it's getting interesting on what DLC's will follow.
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>>170408706
lmao @ u
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>>170403359
>What is their end game?

find a new session
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