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>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>170057078
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>>170076832
Ever get that feeling of dejavu, /owg/?
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What's the general consensus on Orisa? Good, bad, fun, boring, too many abilities from other characters?
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I want to fuck McCree.
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Amélie did nothing wrong.
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>>170076912
Pretty good, seems versatile and fulfills a very useful role. Highest weapon range on a tank too.
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>>170076912
Its sexy and I want to have sex with it
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>those 2 american retards arguing
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>>170077012
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>>170076912
She's very fun
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https://exhentai.org/g/1036706/5d94d9a42d/

Enjoy
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>>170076979
She killed Gerard. But was Gerard a bad man? Did Gerard abuse Amelie behind the scenes? Would she have eventually done the deed with or without Talon's interference?
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>>170076871
I wanna hugg Tracer.
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>>170076997

It makes me HAVE SEX
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For fuck's sake.
I build a PC.
Buy this game.
Just want to kick back and enjoy what I've spent my money on for once.
But everyone is a fucking cunt.
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>>170077012
Just report them.
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>>170076912
boring personality and backstory, completely fails in bioware's attempt to replace reinhardt, otherwise pretty good.
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>>170076832
>3 WEEK PTR FOR BASTION
>Nerfs him in under a week
>Bastion now takes 20% less damage while in Configuration: Sentry or Tank (formerly 35%)

nth for Blizzard does not actually test their shit.
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>>170077012
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>>170077012
>>170077036
Hey guys can we discuss mercy meta
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>>170076912
Strong, fun, but I'm afraid I'm going to deafen myself with dakka
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>>170076871
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!
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>>170077083
Awww I want to give that poor panda a hug
Thanks anon, I feel better now
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>>170077139

The least cunty people are in arcade during comp season. No limits is usually full of fun-loving people who are friendly and just there to have a goof.
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>>170077089
She was brainwashed and she did regret it when Talon's control over her weakened.
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i lose like 10 points for every loss and gain 40 for every win but it's still pretty depressing to play sombra with 35% winrate
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>>170077139
>blames other people for everything
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>>170077128
Does D.Va's shirt say GAME OVER or ANIME LOVER?
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>>170077198
>Don't know how to pass the panda
>2017

You have to go back to plebbit.
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>>170077171
Die! Die! DIE!
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I haven't been around long enough to see a new hero release. Will they announce the time Orisa's going live or is it going to be a surprise? Have they announced it already?

Im thinking of going ptr to play her, but cant be arsed if she might come online in two days.
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>>170077237
So there's no retard children, salty leavers or bossy twats?
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>>170077268
get better anon :)
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>18K in S3
>Play Zen, Ana, Lucio in placements
>7 loss, 1 draw 2 win
>14K

Holy shit that is low, I know everyone says it but I really feel like I don't belong here. I got 2 golds in every game and could clearly see where my team was fucking up.

I'll probably go main Bastion till I get back to a good rank then drop back in support.
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>>170077305
>-AME
>AN-IME

What do you think?
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>>170077305
>he doesn't know Alien movie quotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
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>Getting geometry'd out of the blue
>Hanzo landed the arrow in another room
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>>170077328
Why so angry? Pandas are cute anon, everyone thinks they're cute.
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>>170077198
>He doesn't know how to get past the Panda of Infinite Sorrow
Come on lad, this is a lvl 1 boss
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>>170077341
It'll just happen without an official date but it'll probably be the 14th. The earliest indicator is that the ptr forum goes down
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>>170077354
No, it's mainly 13 year olds saying shit like ALL GO SYMM xD

Arcade is the other end of the retard spectrum basically.
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>>170077416
Pandas are evil faggot.
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>>170077394
what the fuck is 18k and 14k? also stop blaming your teams
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>>170077285
What if the chocolates they exchange are in fact just an easter gift rather that Valentines? It would at least explain why they're not in the game yet.
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>>170077493
Are you serious dude? 1800 SR.

It only takes 1 guy my friend, Playing support you're very reliant on your teammates.
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>was 3700 sr in season 2
>season 4 placements, go 50% winrate and place at 2800
>have gone up 500 rating in a day

is this like some new reddity gimmick to make players feel better when they go up to their "real" mmr?
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>>170077394
>I got two golds in every game
Doesn't really mean much, anon.
I can get two golds with Lucio half-asleep and all the way drunk.
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>>170077474
>he takes this game seriously
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>>170076912
Probably an idiot magnet.
She has long range, can deploy her barrier at long range and is pretty squishy. Outside of Fortify she has no reason to be in the frontline.
Prepare for a million shitters who play her at long range and don't frontline for your team.
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>>170077585
The classic.
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>>170077272
Maybe 2/10 games are actually pleasant. The rest of the time I end up frustrated or miserable.
If I'm outplayed, then fair enough. I congratulate my opponent and move on, but game after game is just made unbearable by the community, whether I win or lose.
It upsets me because I can see so much potential for me to have fun with this game.
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>>170077437
I don't want to get past the poor panda, I want to give him a big hug until he's happy again!
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>>170077612

But it's literally No Limits. Its purpose is to fuck around and not take it seriously.
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>>170077583
How about out damaging/elims a Junkrat/Phara/Soilder as Zenyatta?
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>>170077337
RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!
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>>170077569
18 thousands = 1800
what?
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>>170077376
I peaked top 19 last season
so I am probably better than you
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>>170077702
you are silver get over it :)
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>>170077258
Well it has been 6+ years since she was bloo'd so it could've weakened
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>>170076832
>Try playing competitive for first time.
>Always solo queue.
>Gold rank after placements.
>Platinum rank after first match.

Wew. I thought this was supposed to be hard. You can line up down and service my throbbing cock.
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>>170077782
not really I played mercy all the time and got really high
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>>170077653
The implication was you can't ever take a game seriously and must only fuck around in it.

Too many people are shitting up comp with that attitude.
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what is he thinking about lads?
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>>170077865
What did you smoke?
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>>170077652
Do not touch the panda, you fool. He is the guardian of the gates of Paradise. Only after you defeat him can you become enlightened.
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When are we getting another event?

Considering the last one ended on february 13, the next event should start on the end of march right?
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>>170077807
Climb out of plat, then climb out of diamond. The job is yours now anon.
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>>170077658
Your golds are a better indication of your team being shit than you being great. And Zen shits out damage anyway. If your aim is fantastic you should have been the Soldier, or other hitscan.
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>>170077912
Nothing my man haha.
You seem pretty mad about other's elo
Did you had problems climbing gold :)
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>>170077928
why is she not brown
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>>170077895
Underage Egyptian girls?
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Just an fyi, if the number of attackers on the point is greater than the number of defenders alive, the longer the defender's respawn time becomes. When you're on 2CP and they're dead, get on the point!
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>>170077928
Probably some time in April
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I want to become good friends with Sombra and get her to teach me spanish.
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>>170076832
Would it be a bad idea to just say "fuck it" and give mccree 50-100 more hp?
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>>170077890
Not the anon, but I feel all going symmetra is acceptable in arcade, as long as you make an effort to win, instead of just emoting in a corner.
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>>170077658
I think he ment more that medals are generally not a good indication of anything really.

Some heroes are more likely to get medals then others like a Roadhog or a Zen even if they're getting countered. the enemy team could have a good Reaper, Roadhog and Zenyatta and you'll still get plenty medals as Roadhog even though you keep getting shut down.

Zen as well could get plenty of elims and damage but if the enemy team runs 0-1 tanks it's better to just swap off since your discord has almost no value.

That said sometimes it's really just teammates being the most retarded human beings alive.
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>>170077804
About the opera / ballet costume... is it supposed to be "black swan"? The beak of the bird mask looks really like a penguin's to me.

Explain this.
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>>170076871
She says daijobu though.

t. frog
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>>170077608
>has no reason to be on the frontline
>prepare for shitters who don't frontline

What
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>>170078204
I assumed that's what they were going for
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>>170078050
Nah, that's Ziegler's thing.
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>>170077924
But seriously, jokes aside for a second, I don't care for pron of miss Blueberry. She is for cute, not lewds. So thanks but no thanks.
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>>170077984
I'm 14K I'm far from good just I felt like I was being held back by shit teammates.
I'm not great at aiming but at this rank I doubt anyone is, I'm mostly just wallowing in self pity
I didn't think I was this bad at the game.
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>>170077565
Eh yeah, that would make it seem more like their friends, but I still think its an absolute waste of time since the interactions tell us nothing about either of them.

But yeah, I am getting too riled up by those lines, they never went live and if they never do, it means we were never meant to hear them, so its our own fault for getting angry at them.
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>>170077167
At least you have a slight chance of countering her rez, unlike Lucio speedboost who is designed to be uncounterable and have huge impact.
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>>170077928
>harem outfit
Serial degneracy
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>>170078164
>hurr durr all teammates are always retards and im best player in the world
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>>170078204
>>170078268
Both ballet costumes are indeed based on black swan, if you haven't seen the movie Natalie Portman used 2 main costumes, one pure white and other entirely black.
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Remove them from comp

All they do is bring in shitters
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Is mercy helpful at all?
>is just a close range worse zenyatta
>dies too often
>can't multitask at all
>ana outheals single targets
>lucio will almost always heal more
>ult requires entire team to die to work even though she's a healer
>zenyatta and lucio's ult wil keep entire team alive instead of waiting for them to all die to revive
I mean what the fuck I keep seeing mercy mains on my team refusing to change and big surprise, we lose.
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>>170078050
>>170078269
Requesting the one where witch Mercy kisses Fareeha.
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>>170077928
They say they're not gonna do Easter, but they'd be stupid not to.

What else are they gonna do, Fashion Week?
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MOOOOLTEEEEN COOOOOREEEEEE
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>>170078390
Why do people even want the golden skins?
Most of them look worse than the normal ones.
I've saved my 3k points, in case they decide to add some skins worth purchasing.
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>>170078448
Summer event.
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>>170078432
She has the highest rate of healing, damage boost can be helpful sometimes, she's mobile and res can turn a fight or sustain a push. If she's doing her job well she shouldn't need to pull out her gun.
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>I'M ONE MAN PIECE OF CAKE
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>>170078471
FUCK OFF MOLTEN NIGGER.
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it seriously feels like all of a sudden everyone is fucking retarded

i climbed to GM easily with sombra in last season but now i've been hovering in ~3900 for like 30 matches
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>>170078436
I've got a better one.

1/2
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>>170078268 >>170078371
still
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>>170078432
I take Mercy only when the team plays spread enough that I can benefit from zapping side to side with Guardian Angel. I doubt she's the best healer but she definitely has a niche.

Also just because you're a healer doesn't mean people won't die, especially when the enemy has Ana or someone who can reliably take someone from full to zero.
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Why is she so beautiful
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>>170078436
>>170078594
2/2
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>>170077337
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти!
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>>170078627
You know, they can only do a reference to the original costume, copyright trash.
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>>170077481
This, I didn't think it was possible to make Mercy more boring of a character than she already is.

At least the Mercy is Evil and Resurrected Reaper theories give her some dimensionality and motivation for what she does.

She's probably going to get a short and its just going to be her being a super nice person and other boring stuff like that.

Has there ever been a healer in a game who straight up mean/evil? The only one I can think of is Medic from TF2, which only makes me appreciate him more over Mercy.
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>>170078627
>We'll never get a brief bit in a comic where Bastion is intrigued by Widow's bird hat
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>>170078592
>everyone but me is retarded
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>>170078695
Because she's taken AND gay
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what the fuck is with overwatch's older women and their young girl obsession?
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>>170078717
Experience tranquility...
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>>170078748
It's not pedophilia when it's the purest form of love
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>>170078728
Rejecting the notion that she was personally responsible for Reaper being Reaper was a huge fuckup if you ask me.
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>>170078594
>>170078715
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>>170078504
>>170078670
Ana does most healing, zenyatta can shoot AND damage boost (discord orb) and lucio and zenyatta's ult is mercy's except alot better because they all stay alive and push for a long period of time.
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>>170078748
What do you mean
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>>170078825
It would be such a shame if something were to happen to that massive healing ultimate you have worked so hard for.
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Oh fuck...
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>>170078471
Fuck that dwarf and his shit turret.
if there's any character that should die and stay dead in-canon, it's him.
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>>170078850
They already did? Source?
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>>170078307
You can do better.
The thing about Zen is he's a big fat fucking target so he struggles without decent tankplay from a teammate. Take it from someone who spent ages in Elo hell playing Zen and Lucio. The only way out of SR that low is to play someone who can function no matter how retarded the rest of the team is.
Alternately, if there is one decent DPS on your team, pocket him with your Zen or Ana. It's a shitty idea at higher ranks, but it's fine where you're at.
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>>170078839
Ehhh it is what it is.
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>>170078930
t. Tracer main
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>>170078924
H-how did he know?
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>>170078886
Oh, you're just shitposting comparing a massive AoE healing for some seconds with ressurection like both were the same. My bad, go on your merry way.
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>>170078930
>hating the banter dwarf more than bastion

Im legitimately impressed anon
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>>170078935
Bottom left. But Chu straights up calls the people who theorized that Conspirators, while giving not writing anything to concretely deconfirm it.

So not 100% official, they could still go with it, but Hackachu seems to have no intention to do so,
>>170078850
This, would have been way more interesting if Mercy had a failure in her work.
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>>170079048
Comparing keeping your entire team alive to letting them die just so they can be revived just to die again. The healing of zenyattas ult is so drastic you are practically invincible so it's exactly the same minus the fact that your teammates die.
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>>170079058
there's nothing I hate more than Bastion.
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>>170078935
Don't have one I'm afraid, but I believe they debunked the theory ages ago, saying it was based on a misinterpreted voice line.
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when's Doomfist?
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Battlefield/Planetside 2 combat medic fucking when???
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>>170078436
here u go senpai
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I don't have this game but I love the porn
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>>170078715
>>170078594
Thanks, I give you something back. Still I want the one with witch Mercy bullying Fareeha.

I don't even like this pairing being shipped, but seeing Mercy as degenerate amuses me.
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>>170079274
You just described half the people here.
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Think of all the moments you got frozen by this fat gook and you literally could just lay off the controls because you'd die anyway.

I still cant believe how this fucking game ever introduced a hero that lets one player take away another player's controller just because they get the ability to, honestly fuck this entire concept of mei.
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>>170079283
Oh of course she is.
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All white girls stolen by omnics
All black girls are stolen by whites
What is left for black man in this world?
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>>170079370
>>170079283
stop, Mercy isn't a sadist
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>>170077083
This is so cheesy but its typical tracer behavoir so i'll let it slide.
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>Mercy is meta again
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>>170078725
They way they did it looks at least like some OC donut steel. I like the white one a lot, even though I use Huntress.

>>170078730
That sounds fun. Maybe in an April fools comic. If Blizzard will give us new content again. Mei comic / cinematic and new Widow event skins when?
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>>170079243
Wait a few months. They probably only now decided that they have to make Doomfist a hero, they have said in the past that they never planned him to be a hero, so this lore teasing is Sombra ARG v2.
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I've never played a zelda game ever
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>>170079360
t. genji main crying about a hard counter
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>>170078436
This one?
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>>170079523
more like t. anyone running into this cunt
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>>170079283
Is this what you were looking for?
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I love Hana.
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>>170079243
Overwatch 1 year anniversary.
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>>170079497
You're missing out, anon
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>>170078728
Evil healers or characters in the medical field generally tend to be necromancers, serial killers and mad scientists. Restoring someone's health is intrinsically an act of good, with perhaps the only caveat being something like healing someone's scar when it had sentimental value to them.

For me personally Mercy is interesting insofar that she's anti-Overwatch. Even Winston is pro-Overwatch, but Mercy sees it as too corruptible while possessing too much authoritative power.

And naturally her short will be boring, the lore in this game started out promising corny shit but there's no advancement, instead of a lore-driven map we got Numbani 2.0.
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>>170079191
He's talking about Mercy is evil thing and/or the non-existent quotes (which is a problem). It's a separate thing.
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>>170078997
>>170078748
>what the fuck is with overwatch's older women and their young girl obsession?
The pic where Mercy examines Hana is pretty cute.

>young
She is what again, 35 and Hana 19. That is OK.
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>>170077460

Thank you. Loading PTR now.
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>>170078923
Dumb amari poster
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>solo q
win

>duo q with friend who is about the same rank as me
lose

hmmmm
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>>170079579
not as much as i do
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>>170079551
Isn't this pedophilia?
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>>170079489
>only now
I'm sure they started drafting things at least around when that whole Terry Crews thing happened, if not a little before that

Another thing they said in the past is that they're working on multiple heroes at any given time
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>>170078530

> I'M HI
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>>170079683
You wish.
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>>170079571
Mei isn't so bad to deal with, just don't be alone
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h-help
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>>170079262
Thank you familiar!
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>>170079360
>half of the roster has a 1-button escape from mei's freeze
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FAST FAGGOTS! POST YOUR FAVORITE SONGS WHILE PLAYING OVERCANCER!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplsGX5eLLo

THIS IS THE MOST MANLY THING TO LISTEN.
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>>170079551
THEY'RE LITERALLY ONLY 5 YEARS APART
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>>170079479
>Enjoy pulling off skillful resurrects so team mates don't just get revived into Ults and so that I survive
>Spend as little time around corners as possible, use dashes on cooldown to make myself a difficult target
>Survive most resurrects
>Every buff makes her harder to kill
>Latest patch straight up gives her invulnerability
I will never understand what thought goes into Mercy changes.
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Remember when people said this outfit would have huge boots
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>>170079768
>I am a shadow, the true self
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>>170079736
bring it on
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>>170079764
>when you lose so hard the game vacates some of your previous wins
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>>170078448
how about st patrick's day? or is that too white of a holiday
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>>170079468
>stop, Mercy isn't a sadist
Hah good one, the only person surpassing her dark side is Mei.
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>>170079819
Did they ever fix meis shelf butt on this? gg Blizz
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EL ADALA NAZLA MEN FO
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>>170079573
>that pic
Is Mercy the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRs music related of Overwatch?
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>>170079685
naaaaaaah

oh, well, maybe. Look just forget about it.
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>>170079768
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>>170079878
I bet you don't even have her daki.
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>>170077083
it reminds me of turtle fish paint
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>>170079360
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Is all released overwatch lore on the overwatch site media page?

Seriously, I just want to get in on what's happening. I want to enjoy an actual fucking story instead of these fucking 3 minute tidbits we get.

Hire some fucking writers blizzard for fucks sake.
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>>170079573
>>170079551
Those are both new to be honest, thanks
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>>170079078
Thats fucked up
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>>170079982
It is.
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>>170079468
She isn't, but it's more interesting than what she is.
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>>170079965
>daki
Love ≠ Lust anon
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>>170080008
desu they should go the Halo route and make some books. I'd totally buy them
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>>170079909
Still not fixed, not even in the PTR
Probably still in the pipeline
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The definitive guide to shipping Overwatch heroes.
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>>170080095
>>170080095
>>170080095
>>170080095
>>170080095

FUCKING THIS
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>>170079938
Mercy is the secret leader of Talon
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>>170079479
>have to deal with Ana and Mercy now on top of the triple cancer that is Sym Torb and Bastion
I give up trying to have fun
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>"genji focus mercy"
>try to kill mercy
>hit her once
>she morphs her hitbox into a pigeon and flies away to roadhog
>expertly deflect roadhog's hook on game sense alone because shit tickrate doesn't allow for reactive deflecting
>mercy has healed to full during this time
>attack her again and reduce her to 50 hp
>ana shoots her from across the map with her aim-assisted hitscan healgun and she heals to full in 1.6 seconds
>try to kill ana so i can kill mercy
>she starts strafing with A and D so that my low-speed shurikens have no real way to hit her effectively
>somehow reduce her to 50 hp anyway
>she looks at the ground and throws her grenade at her feet, bringing her health back up to 150 and mine down to 120
>somehow bring her back down to 50 again
>mercy heals her to full
>roadhog hooks me from across the map and kills me because i had the audacity not to give him my full attention for a whole 8 seconds
>"genji why didnt u focus mercy"

why does blizz want flanking dead
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>>170079912
Dumb sombra poster
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>>170080008
>Is all released overwatch lore on the overwatch site media page?
More or less. Shorts, comics, in-universe blog posts and descriptions for characters.

Lore is hero-centric (Hero A did this so hero B got involved), so far there isn't really any "real" story.
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is mei fit or fat?
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>>170080030
>my waifu is an old grandma poo in the loo

f-fuck
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>>170080080
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Alone.
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Create a Junker short

>Widowmaker and Reaper hunting Junkrat for his treasure
>Reaper corners Junkrat while he's sipping his boba tea
>Some joke about a cornered rat fighting back
>Hook wraps around Reaper
>Drags him into a dark alleyway
>Reaper tries to crawl away (Pic related)

Can't think of anything else because I'm very uncreative
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>>170080216
Don't be rude now!
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>>170079804
Are they though?
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This change to Mercy wasn't enough, she was always useful to have. It's just hipsterism and league of legends style metaslaving that made her "shit"
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>>170080175
what did they do to Mercy
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>>170080206
she was fit but then tumblr retconned her as actually fat

just like how reddit retconned dps heroes out of the game
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>>170080148
Reminder that First strike had 100 pages and was cancelled at the very last minute.
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>>170079360
this is what sub-plat shitters truly believe
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>>170080175
Did you mean

>McCree E and M1'd my head because I'm a shitty Genji
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>>170080143
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>>170080232
I bet you don't even have a considerable amount of playtime and winrate as D.va
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How can Mercy walk in her devil skin with those boots? Their heels don't reach the ground, but she is still moving as if they are.
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>>170080289
Good, I don't give a shit about old Overwatch. I want to see more of the present.
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>>170080341
only correct answer
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>>170080278
Explain to me, right now, how mercy is better than ana, zen or lucio.
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>>170080206
Neither. She's not a whale but she doesn't go to the gym either
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>>170080341
>pharah/mercy
>good
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I think they should rework some characters before adding new ones. Each new character is more versatile than the heroes that came before. They should find a way to fit new abilities into existing kits imo
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>>170080370
As much as I agree, I still don't understand what has changed so much about the non-existant lore that they had to scrap an entire book.
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>>170080360
I was in masters with her before she was cool. And don't nor can play anything else.
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>>170080216
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>>170080268
>mercy didn't get Overwatch's attention until she was already a doctor
>but she's hanging out with all the important people during her college years just because

Quality writing
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>>170080194

I'd be ok with it being hero-centric, I just wish I couldn't consume all of it in 1 hour, and still know pretty much nothing about any character. Especially when I actually like the characters.
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>>170080341
Last image should be of a flaccid penis
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>>170080395
It's not about her being "better" it's about her not being shit like people have claimed since Ana was buffed.

Each of the four healers brings something different to the table that makes them useful in a different situation. It's esports dickriders and tier list bullshit that kept her down, not her being bad at anything.
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>be pharah on Route 66
>knock Reinhardt and crew off the gas station
>go in the back and kill mercy
>kill soldier
>turn around and my whole team has died to hog and rein some fucking how
>keep going back and killing the supports only for my team to still lose the fight
>"pharah should've switched sooner"

I love this you didn't pick one of the 6 hard meta heroes so it's your fault we lost meme
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>>170080428
Did you read the comment on Geoff saying he wanted to do another mech-like character that "fixed" D.Va's role, instead of actually fixing D.va herself? Whole forum went ballistic
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>>170079489
Blizzard lies
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>>170080030
>>170080471
It's so weird to see that the voice behind a character as somber and serious as Symmetra is actually so outgoing and spunky.
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>>170080452
I can almost garuntee that it's something to do with Reaper
with the whole
>Reaper has been draining life and being edgy for decades
>This means Reaper was active during Overwatch's golden years
>Either Reyes has been playing them the entire time or there was another Reaper who probably died and when Reyes got fucked in the explosion, Talon stole his corpse and turned him into NuReaper
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>>170080464
I've reached top 500 in S3 and I am currently in masters by only playing D.va ;)
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>>170080571
Link or it didn't happen
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>>170080452

I bet the people who worked on it were fucking pissed. I know I would be.
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>>170080471
is that mei? adorable
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>>170080681
__how__
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>>170080206
Neither, she's a little bit thicker than the other girls in the game, but she's not a fucking landwhale
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>>170080685
They would've known they'd put out a shit product for it to get culled at the last minute.
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>>170080175
how does Genji work now I dont really play dps but when I use him I cant do anything other then assist kills
>get lamed out or down right countered by defense
>tanks counter me easily
>fighting other dps literally relies on my one ability they arent dumb enough to shoot at plus they heal thru it
>cant kill healers cause of all the above plus self heal
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They should tie Mercy to Reaper or Widowmaker's storyline, even if it's only to redeem them.
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>>170080565
>blaming his team for being a shitter
maybe just get better and stop bitching, okay?
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>>170080579
Supposedly, the concept of Doomfist and his gauntlet was created solely as a pretense for this cinematic itself

His back story and so forth just wasn't a priority, it was just a half-step beyond something completely minimal like the mention of someone named "Soundquake"
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>>170080248
I want one with "The Last Bastion" style flashbacks to the ALF and their attack on the Omnium

They've given all the villians pretty depressing backstories but Roadhog/Junkrat never really focus on their past
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>>170080529
We all understand. The lead writer had to answer a forum where the title was "Is the lore dead".

Story is how you hook people for the long term, so its very likely that they will continue bringing out stuff, but slowly the faith in the writers had diminished, since it seems they are a one trick pony, being able to make great character but not being able develop it any further.

They have promised us story, but so far they are not delivering.
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>>170080175
>can't 3 dink with genji
>blames others

Not surpised
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>>170079489
>>170080579
I'm willing to bet it's the Scourge who stole the gauntlet and attacked the airport, then another guy stops him and gets the gauntlet as a "reward" and that guy will be the new Doomfist.

This way it's justified why he won't be "level a skyscraper" powerful in game terms, since he won't be used to the gauntlet just yet, and Kaplan will talk about how their lore isn't black and white because this Doomfist is yet to prove what he's going to be like.
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>>170080406
Rude
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>>170080845
when's Soundquake?
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>Pick and pregame phase still takes 3 years

When will they fix this?
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>>170080685
They were still probably paid even though it wasn't released
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>>170080826
>team blaming me for losing a 4v6

Gee gee

It's not like they even understood why the meta was good, no one does. Proceeded to tell our Reinhardt to stand on top of gas station "because it's good" and then have our soldier stand with los to where the cart is and immediately get sniped instead of being behind rein
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>>170080915
Scourge is either dead or rotting in prison
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>>170080735
By loving her way more than you do of course.
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>>170080683

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753435881

>Overall the concept of a giant mech wreaking havok and dealing a ton of damage as an offense or defense hero is a cool one, but D.Va just isn't built for that. That said, clearly there is a strong desire for that kind of hero and it certainly would be sweet to make another mech-type hero in that space, so that's something for us to consider looking forward.

>>sweet to make another mech-type hero in that space,
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>>170080630
>Talon stole his corpse and turned him into NuReaper
If Talon had such technology, wouldn't they make as many Reapers as they can? Or at least get rid of Gabriel's petty ass and use someone who doesn't let that kind of shit distract them?
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>>170080875
That's classic Blizzard, though.

Superb at creating worlds, shit at delivering stories within them.
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>>170080959

True, but all that work.
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>Blizzard tells us Doomfist isn't the next hero
>OH my god blizzard who is this, where is Doomfist

what the fuck is wrong with people.
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>>170080864
I'd prefer it if they kept it really, really subtle rather than outright show us the shit going down.
But hey, this is Blizzard. Subtly is a curse word to them.
>>
Salut
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Is anyone else concerned about the obvious power creep of the new characters? All three of the new characters have significantly more complicated kits than a number of the launch cast.

I'm afraid that heros like Winston, Reaper, and Widowmaker are just gonna become obsolete because of how simple their kits are overtime.
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>play "fun" modes in arcade
>get matched against masters
>play comp for "competitive" matches
>get matched against silvers
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>>170080989
Nothing indicates he's dead. If he was in prison, he could have escaped.

This is a world where people come back from the dead as nanomagic ghosts with infinite shotguns.
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>tfw want to practice heroes you barely played in the past and want to pick up now but you can't do anything useful because your QP MMR is too high
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>>170081032
Honestly I was half expecting it to be a ruse with the gauntlet being stolen

No way Doomfist isn't gonna be a hero at some point, probably the next one, unless they wanna keep numbani like that for the next 8 months
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>>170080820
Tying her to Reaper won't take much effort, that's for sure.
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>>170081018
Yo WoW's lore is dope, that's where all the story juice went.
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>>170081101
Bonjour
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>>170081065
Yea

That picture makes me think

If Junkrat was young when the ALF started fighting the Omnium, were his parents in the ALF too?
How big was the ALF, would Mako have known his parents?
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>>170081108
Complexity doesn't make something better automatically. Lucio is super simple yet provides a lot, same as Soldier, Pharah, Mercy
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>>170079791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8Xt4CV2qQ
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>>170080452
sometimes I wonder if it's because of "muh diversity". just a gut feeling. there was only around two non-white non-male characters (not counting the ones we already know) in the leaked pages I've seen.

I'm not /pol/ or whatever and please spare me your lunging at me and politikz warz shitting up the thread again but I seriously genuinely sincerely honestly wouldn't put it past Blizzard to cancel the whole thing over that.

It sounds ridiculous, extremely farfetched, unlikely, but not impossible to me. Like I said, Blizzard is the first company I wouldn't put it past them.
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>>170081120
>try server browser
>it is just people roleplaying

>try season 4
>new meta worse than the last
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>>170081120
>everyone I dont like is masters and grandmasters
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>>170081108
It only looks like that
Orisa isn't really more complex than Reinhardt or Zarya
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>>170081108
Orisa is complex? She's just a mash-up of preexisting mechanics. She's lame af
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>>170077146
>bioware
nigga what
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>>170081176
But even in WoW, the good characters with tons of potential get shafted for the waifus to take the spotlight
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>>170081108
Orisa is pretty straightforward. Arcing shot to place down barrier, simple to use gun, tiny non-Ult graviton, AoE Mercy beam Ult, tuff mode.

Compare this to Genji, Zarya, or Torb.
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>>170080812
I know that feel, Genji is usually best when no one gives a fuck when their backline is being harassed. Although it's probably because I don't time my enrages properly.
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>>170080630
>>170081009
Or maybe Reaper is just a death entity that fuses with someone who harbors enough hate and grants them it's power but it retains the memories of those it fuses with.
It's edgy and makes sense, although the whole paranormal thing is a bit far-fetched.
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>>170080735
Getting top500 during S3 with her wasn't very hard, and with that kind of rank you will place in masters now even if you try to throw.
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>>170081342
blizzard and bioware both start with b, gimme a fuckin break
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>>170081302
I wouldn't say it's any worse than the end of S3. I've had success with 3 dps
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>>170078478
for my waifu
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>>170081176
Matter of taste, I guess. I think WoW's lore is puddle-deep, inconsequential and bipolar.

Early Warcraft and Diablo games probably had the best stories out of Blizz games.
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>>170081430
I just want decent 2-2-2 matches
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>>170081346
Vol'jins story is great but yeah he had alot more potential, they just killed him off because they needed to kill off a horde guy after varian died. They're starting to go downhill fast, lore wise, but up until now (excluding WoD) the story has been A1
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>>170080206
She's not fat like tumblr and everyone and their mother depicts her.

This is from the official visual sourcebook, even if it's a little badly/weirdly drawn (IMO). She's a titty monster and she's thicc, but she's definitely not fucking a fat fupa whale fuck.

I really hope Blizzard doesn't """correct""" their design.
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>>170081205
You know what, at this stage I'd honestly prefer it if they didn't act on the Junkers or their backstory.

There is so much possibility with them that whatever great things we theorize and imagine will only make whatever they come up with seem cheap by comparison. There's no way they'll meet our expectations.
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>>170081020
You know Overwatch itself came out of the ruins of a canceled MMO project with a much larger team working on it
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>>170081438
I guess that is what people do when they don't know anymore that to do with their gold?

Just tell me you didn't fall for the purchasable real money loot box meme.
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>>170081540
I wanna know Hog's story though. That big ol beefcake has a heart of gold and a tragic origin, I'm sure of it.
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>>170081018
>>170081176
>>170081456
Is it just me, or since Blizzard was bought by Activision their stories have turned to complete shit. I didn't think the Diablo 1&2, Starcraft and early warcraft were fantastic but Blizzard was never as bad as they were with storytelling as they are right now.
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Where the fuck is the scottish hero?
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>>170081647
It'll be such a Tragedy that the BeeGees will come back to life just to write a song about it.
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>>170081660
Well duh. As much as blizz was already becoming one of those big bizz fat cat companies, once they started letting Activision butt fuck them, it was done-zo
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>>170081663
Scotland is NOT a real country
You're just englishman in a dress
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>>170081507
Mei is a fat smelly pig!
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>>170081416
That's my smurf which decayed to 3000. I haven't done placements on my main yet because of the DM bug.
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>>170080206
>>170081507
For comparison, this is how most people draw her.
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IM GOING TO IMPREGNATE D.VA'S BUTT!
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>>170081176
>WoW lore
>Good
A night elf ate an orc's skull, and this somehow turned the night elf into a demon, and now that same orc from a different timeline has come from the past to steal the body of that night elf in order to use it to give arguably the most powerful creature in the universe a physical body even though his former body was so large that he made planets look like basketballs.
Also that same infinitely powerful being got his shit slapped by a grandma and then hid in her womb until she had a kid, then possessed the kid and tried to destroy the world.
He's also tried to destroy the world like 50 fucking times and failed every time despite being shown to be able to destroy planets with a single swing of his sword.
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>>170081663
when we get an israeli/jewish hero
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>>170081663

I want Limmy to voice a Scottish hero.
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>>170081729
Too bad I can't read whatever Asian dialect that is
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>>170081742
I laughed
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>>170081790

you're too ugly.
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>>170081507
She's not THAT thick. Or stacked.
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>>170081781
Are those stretchmarks on the front of her thighs?

how does that even happen?

Fucking disgusting.
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>>170081812
If this is actually from WoW, i want some of that shit they were smoking.
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>>170081663
M A K E
C A L L A H A N
R E A L
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>>170081660
>Is it just me, or since Blizzard was bought by Activision their stories have turned to complete shit


No you probably are just a grown up now and your nostalgia goggles have worn off. Their writing was always 10 cent novel-tier.
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>>170081438
>going to be 74/76 for months because I never got "overcome all obstacles" or the medal pose from a lucioball box
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>>170081812
I said to exclude the alt universe bullshit. And sargarus has failed to conquer azeroth because:
A) the titans btfo'd him and his power has never been the same
B)the titan within the planet, Azeroth, is way stronger than him
C) he's a fuckin idiot who trusts infamously deceitful demons to carry out a majority of his schemes, which fail because the dumb faggots end up betraying him or each other
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>>170081490
I was impartial to him until I read his tie-in book
>Gets shanked by Garrosh with anti-troll poison
>Surives it and get saved by the pandas
>Speaks with the Loa of Death and is granted even more powerful regeneration and becomes best friends with the Loa
>He practises hand to hand combat with the Pandaren and becomes powerful enough to literally knock someone's head off their shoulders
>Becomes friends with a human and argues against the Loas for his life
>Turns down a life of luxury and leisure because he values freedom over anything else
>Fights off an entire army of trolls with his human friend and 31 other pandas
>Him and his friend promise to kill whoever killed the other
>He leaves to start the rebellion against Garrosh

He then does nothing for the next expansion

then
>Dey're comin from behind! Cova da flank!

His death just seemed so forced
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>>170081859
It's Korean, but it's pretty self-explanatory what's going on in it.
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>>170081756
>>170081781
Rude!
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>>170081943
This is when the story made sense. You should be wanting the stuff they are taking right now.
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>>170081947
I think it's exacerbated by the ridiculously high production values now being applied to these weak stories too
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>>170081910
as disgusting as i find this, i have to say though, stretchmarks are very very very easy to get especially in the thighs for women (and especially AMONG women). even just puberty spurt growth can be enough.

still it's usually more around the sides near the hips, not literally in your knees, i think.

that's a nice eyes for detail you have there though. wp
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who is best girl?
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>>170082040
I'm guessing that's his daughter and she died somehow. Probably to the robots
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>>170081859
It's been translated a few times in previous threads
Does anyone have it?
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Will Bastion hit on Orisa?
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>>170082110
Mei
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>>170081781
>most
doubts
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>>170082110
it's a tie between d.va and mei for me
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>there are people who think ana is balanced now
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>>170081647
>>170081729
>>170081859
Oh god, that's not the end of the comic. Junkrat is in it too.
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>>170079674
>solo q
>win 4 lose 6
>duo q with friend who is slightly above me in skill level
>lose 4 win 7
hmmmm
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>>170081947
That's why I was asking. I don't think its all my nostalgia goggles, I think it also them trying to turn the same stories into bigger and flashier things and its obviously failing.
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>>170082082
You are right about that, and pretty much nothing than AAA titles get serious funding anymore.
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>>170082110
Orisa
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>>170082116
No it's something along the lines of:
Dad, you were angry at me
Why were you the only one who survived
My flesh melted off my bones
It hurts
I want to die

She didn't die to the Omnics, she died when Roadhog nuked the Outback
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>>170081660
I think it has more to do with the nature of the game. They have a looney tunes game in which no one really dies and dreamworks PG cinematics where people shoot a lot of guns and mostly no one human gets shot, but the characters have depressing backgrounds and they tease the idea of a deeper, darker struggle. You could accuse some hero comics of the same thing, of course, but the thing is games based off those stories generally are standard and linear, not an endless series of goofy battles with no point or consistency of sides.
I think they wrote themselves into a corner they couldn't get out of before the game even released.
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>>170080995
>that winrate
h-how
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>>170082110
DOOMFIST
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>>170082249
He nuked australia? Hardcore.
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>>170082110
Mei is cute!
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>>170082110
>who is best girl?
Can't tell you the best, but let's talk about the purest.

>still absolutely loyal to Gérard and visiting him after all that happened
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How do we fix Torbjörn?
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>>170082110
Bastion
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>>170082214
Damn. Is this official blizzard comics or fan made?

Just those last few frames display more emotion and depth than most of the shit blizz puts out
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>>170082249
I don't suppose anybody would be able to read the last bit? >>170082214

Here's the source if it helps.
https://twitter.com/D0950und/status/749307252985634816
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Just lost a match because of fucking ironclad. What am I supposed to do when bastion can sit through an entire whole hog while shooting?
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Athena

-Two modes that play as two classes
-Humanoid Mode is Support
-Quadruped Mode is Offense
-Ability 1 for both modes is Transform, 5-second cooldown

Humanoid Mode:
-Primary weapon is a medium-low-damage energy orb that fires in 3-volley bursts, projectile
-Secondary weapon shrouds Athena and a 2m-radius area in a 300HP shield for 3 seconds
-Ability 2 is Life Tether, pulling an ally to Athena's position, 6-second cooldown
-Ultimate is Stasis Field, slowing time down in an area that reduces enemy movement and attack speed by 50% for 5 seconds

Quadruped Mode
-Passive ability: Quad Agility, moves 20% faster and jumps twice the height of defaults
-Primary weapon is a directed energy beam (think Star Wars blaster shots), hitscan
-Secondary weapon launches a concussive bomb that deals some damage and scatters enemies, 10-second cooldown
-Ability 2 is Harmonic Laser, a 2-second duration beam that pierces shields, 10-second cooldown
-Ultimate is Dual Blaster, creating a second cannon on her other side and increasing firing rate and decreasing reload time by 25%, lasts 8 seconds
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Who's the most fun Overwatch character and why is it McCree?
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>>170082349
Him and the ALF went to the factory where the Omnics were being produced and they sabotaged the core

They weren't expecting it to go nuclear and irradiate the Outback for the next 20+ years
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>>170080995
Why is your name squares
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>>170082452
Not by adding that fat american hambeast
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>>170082489
aim better
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>playing 500% no cooldowns game

>Ana sleep darts me, camps my body and continuously sleeps me
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>>170082291
i'm so glad we're bringing back this meme

I really want doomfist to be giganiga
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>>170082549
Genji is pretty fun to play when you're desperately trying to hold the point.
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>>170080579
>"Heres a new hero...I guess"
Blizzard is just mad at us because we hated their Sombra ARG.
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>>170082454
Fan made. At this point the depth of the story is made by the fans and not Blizzard.
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>>170082606
>Giganiga voiced by Terry Crews
I will personally invest all of my money in Blizzard stocks.
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>>170082575
I had the crosshair on him the whole time
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>>170082289
I smurf with 5 friends

>>170082553
It was invisible but they patched it>>170082665
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>>170082549
>DUDE HEADSHOTS LMAO

>>>>>>>fun
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>>170082605
>playing 500% no cooldowns game

>McCree continuously flashbangs me
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>>170077258
Doesn't she say her husband should be revived instead of her when she's revived by Mercy?
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>>170082553
Some unicode characters got fixed in the new patch.
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>>170082454
Fan made

No one knows Roadhog's life pre-Junkrat except he was on the frontlines of the ALF fighting for his home
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>go through the D.Va shitstorm on the forums
>there are "D.Va mains" who want the matrix removed and who knows what else

Holy hell. I don't think she's in exactly good spot either and the way Geof worded that response shows he shouldn't be allowed to ever posts on the forums again because that was just stupid, even though i actually agree with him to some extend and some of the people there are exaggerating too hard.
Some players really want her to turn into hog tier fat dps and remove her from being tank. I wish the buffs never happened, it was so comfy to play her in s2. The nerf hammer hit her bit too hard, but some people went full retard because of it. These cunts who flocked to her during s3 need to go back to their old mains and leave her alone before the devs really do something stupid with her.

t. master D.Va main since release
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>>170082452
How about we leave him alone and don't turn him into the next Bastion rework
>>
omnic who was reprogrammed to kill other omnics when
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>>170082023
>A) the titans btfo'd him and his power has never been the same
He killed them all single handedly while his demons wrecked the Titans' followers.
>B)the titan within the planet, Azeroth, is way stronger than him
It hasn't even been "born" yet, so it's like cracking an egg. lore from the destro lock artifact implies he's in love with Azeroth for some reason.
C) he's a fuckin idiot who trusts infamously deceitful demons to carry out a majority of his schemes, which fail because the dumb faggots end up betraying him or each other
He fucked them all in the ass until they were too afraid of him to go against him. He can kill them for real with a thought and they know it.
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>>170082647
A skinner box would only work if the game didn't suck so much.

>>170082657
>leap at winson
>winson
0/10 comic, wouldn't read again
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>>170082724
what response?
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>>170082657
Blizzard needs to hire its fans.
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>>170082724
Just make her 300/300. That's all
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>>170082695
She gaps out Gerrard! when she was being revived

Either it was her last memory or when she died, she saw him (ala Heaven) and Mercy whisked her away from him again
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>>170082724
It's pretty fucking sad how pathetic dva mains can be. It's true, they just want a ranged dps with 600 hp and super mobility.
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>>170082452
By learning how to aim with him. Not saying he's the best pick right now, but Torbs who are consistent with their aim are terrifying as fuck.
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>>170082452
Remove the "collect scraps" mechanic completely and increase his passive scrap generation.
While Molten Core is active building a turret produces a lvl2 turret.
LMB doesnt arc, travels forward in a straight line.
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>>170079430
Omnic girls?
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What sports will Sombra/Orisa/Doomfist play next Summer Games season?
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>>170082695
Her revived line was "You must like having me around". There's no screaming for Gerard or anything like that in the voice files. The only time she says his name is during setup where she says before saying it.
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>>170082805
My fucking sides, that ending
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>>170082724
>t.master D.Va main since release
>master
>release
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>>170082773
>A)
I don't remember how exactly but I know he got cucked at some point and that's why he hasn't done shit
>B)
Honestly this area of the lore is starting to get really fucky with the old gods n shit
>they're too afraid to go against him
The dreadlords still betrayed him plenty of times, and each other when they were supposed to be working together
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>>170081812
Threadly Reminder:
>Overwatch lore is not cannon to its own game
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>>170082805
Ha, you know that was the route Metzen took
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>>170082858
The 'collect scraps' thing is the only reason Torbjorn ever needs to move. You do not want Torbjorn's never leaving their nests, only chucking armor packs at their own feet.

Increase the scrap generation by all means, but the scrap pickup stays.
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Sombra needs to be stopped
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>>170082946
>What sports will Sombra/Orisa/Doomfist play next Summer Games season?

One that involves a large soiled matress
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>>170082946
Orisa - cup stacking
Doomfist - ping pong
Sombra - high jump
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>>170082985
This is true for almost every multiplayer game
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>>170082946
>Orisa
>McCree already took equestrian
Hmm
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>>170078850
>>170079191
While I can understand the reason why they don't wan't Mercy to be "evil" for whatever reason I do wholeheartedly agree that they should have made her the one who rez'd Reaper.

Could you imagine how badass her story trailer would be if that was the focus?

But of course Chu loves Mercy so Mercy can do no wrong ever.
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>>170083204
AYE AYE SIR
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>>170082985
>cannon
Threadly reminder, illegal immigrants please learn english
>>
>everyone hates the tank meta
>reinhardt has a 100% pickrate
>hurr let's introduce another broken tank that compliments reinhardt perfectly

BRAVO BLIZZARD
R
A
V
O
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>>170083296
The problem with the tank meta isn't the tanks
It's the lack of real tank counters
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>>170083208
Everything the man touches reeks of wasted opportunity.
>>
It really makes me wonder

Am i the one who doesn't follow the gold mentality therefor i make them lose or they don't follow mine?

Ive never been stuck in gold in any online game but i find it extremely difficult to play around silver-gold range.
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>>170083201
>almost every multiplayer game
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>>170083296
But you like it when every match widdles down to a stalemate at a choke point. RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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>>170082946
>>170083204
>McCree riding Orisa
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>>170082805
Epic reddit comic.
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>>170082985
>>Chu said at the start of the talk that any date or timeline stuff he discussed at this panel might be incorrect so don’t consider any of that in stone if it comes up later

And that's your lead writer
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>>170079479
Whenever I kill 4+ people in my grav and see them revived immediately afterwards I just emote desu
>>
Why do all the villains have sad backstories?
Is that just Blizzard's fetish?
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>>170083461
Nah m8, this is a Reddit comic.
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>>170083296
I like the tank meta. It's sad the 4 2 never really managed to catch up, dps shiters need to go and stay go. Hopefully with proper range tank now things will change.
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who /flyinghanzo/ here
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>>170083517
Maybe because the idea of having a writer for a multiplayer shooter is a stupid fucking concept.
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>You are suspended
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>>170083602
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>>170083602
Not like I disagree
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>>170083283
>Typos make me an immigrant
Getting this tilted ("""over a typo""") when someone drops the truth down on your head this hard. Accept it and move on.
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>>170082946
>Doomfist/Orisa
Probably Boxing or Rugby or Cricket, that's apparently popular over there?
>Sombra
LUCHAAAAAAAAA
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>>170082849
Aiming with his gun is a meme.

At best you can spam at general directions and hope for the best.
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>>170083556
It's what constitutes for depth these days.
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>>170083645
What did you do?
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>full on gold medals and high ass healing with good boosts
>dont fuck up
>we still lose

support life is suffering
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>>170083517
What a joke, real writers say one thing definitively and then later contradict themselves, not be all wishy-washy about it from the start
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>>170083556
What about Junkrat and Symmetra?
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>>170083653
>discuss about the lore
Like what?
How Mercy and Genji give each other chocolates?
How Widowmaker shot out Ana's eye?

The ''lore'' is just so incredibly vague that it's just pointless to talk about it.
The only thing they've released in the past months that ''advances'' the plot is a comic where the only thing of value we got is that Tracer munches pussies and that Pharah might be half canadian.
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>>170083081
Why? Whatever did she do that was so wrong?
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>>170083689
>he can't shoot Pharah out of the air with Torb's gun
Pathetic
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>>170081065

>that god awful artwork

Nice self posting, Sarcasmosaur
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>>170083296
playing QP during the break before season 4 made me not hate tank meta after seeing sniper and dps shitters everywhere who play like hot garbage
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>>170083726
Kept quitting because my teams have been shit all season
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>>170083836
ADD is sad
Autism is sad
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>>170083836
What ABOUT Junkrat and Symmetra?
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>Reaper's gun now increases in damage with each consecutive hit.
Would this make him a viable tankbuster?
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>>170083961
ill fuck you in the ass
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>>170083208
Right now, there's enough stuff pointing toward her being responsible for Reaper and there are no alternatives, so, it's not out of question yet. Only Mercy being evil is. They can change their mind and go with that whenever they want to.
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>>170083959
good riddance
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>Symmetra murders whoever her company tells her to

>not labeled as a villain
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>>170077402
it really is game over

rip
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>>170084132
Why so black and white?
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>>170084132
Reaper's the only full-on villain in the story. Everyone else is some level of sympathetic.
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>>170084108
Here's hoping.
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>>170082467
I can't read enough of the handwriting to do an exact translation, but it looks like Junkrat is asking if something's wrong, then he says "What? What are you doing?" when Roadhog hugs him. After that he says "Wait a moment, like this" when he starts hugging him back and comforting him, and I THINK the last speech bubble is something about sleeping well (it's hard for me to tell who he's talking about, though).
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>>170082245
Orisa is a robot, not a girl
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>>170084108
Mercy being evil was always just a meme, she is the reason Reaper is the way he is though, she fucked up trying to revive him so now he's an angry fart cloud
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>>170084215
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>>170084108
What if they went all balls on the wall and made it that devil Mercy was actually some kind of split personality she keeps hidden? It would be stupid as fuck but it would tie up what's the purpose of some of these Legendary skins.
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>>170083556
Reaper doesn't have a sad backstory as far as we know.
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>>170084108
I have doubts she is directly responsible, but I find it highly plausible that there is indeed a link between her biotic technology and his current state.
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>>170084223
Kudos anon.
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>>170084213
Really? I'd argue that Reaper is more sympathetic of sorts than Symmetra
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>>170084353
I don't know if I'd love it or hate if some of the legendaries were made canon
>Zenyatta spent time in Egypt and Arabia in snazzy outfits after the Crisis trying to find himself and reach spiritual enlightenment before settling on becoming a monk in Nepal.
>Roadhog was a pirate before taking on a job as Junkrat's bodyguard
>Tobjorn was actually Santa the whole time!
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>>170083517
seriously what does Chu even do all day since he's very clearly not working on the story very much
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>>170084439
Zapping you over and over ingame doesn't make a character homicidal in context. Otherwise Genji would be a maniac.
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Please do not sexualize D.Va.
She's pure, and happy and she's a virgin. She is my daughter and she is only for respectable dates to classy restaurants and hugs.

Nothing more.
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>>170084108
>>170084215
I think that one theory that has been around since the beginning was that Mercy was the true leader of Talon. I liked this idea because it gave her more depth as a character and it oddly enough fit her.

>>170084386
>I have doubts she is directly responsible, but I find it highly plausible that there is indeed a link between her biotic technology and his current state.
My theory has always been that it was someone else who used her tech. They didn't fully understand how to use it properly and fucked it up. Making Reaper who he is.
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>>170084439
How do you figure?
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>>170084589
>It was Winston who ate Mei's colleagues, who she now seeks to avenge
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>>170084353
>it would tie up what's the purpose of some of these Legendary skins.
Oh my god, what is it with faggots like you and trying to read so far into things? They are literally there to just be cool alternate costumes, holy fucking shit
Stop trying to look for shit that isn't there god fucking damn
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Synaesthesia Auditiva full release when
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>>170084778
It's just shitty dated "EDM"
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>>170084353
I guess it's something..? But they would need to make devil Mercy more different. Right now she has way more different lines with her witch skin.
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>>170083657
Lie down on the floor and wait for the ICE agents to arrive.
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>>170084673
Agreed
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>>170084108
There is nothing. Absolutely nothing that suggests she is responsible. Chu even mocked the people who keep pulling for this openly on his twitter.
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>>170084691
We see Mercy herself expresses her distrust for Biotic technology, concerning Ana's rifle. It's wholly possible she may have turned to it as a last resort with Reyes, and of course, shit went wrong.
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>>170084673
>she's a virgin
Not anymore
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>>170084673
>>170084884
Not for long.
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>>170084380
Did nobody notice a grim reaper wannabe stalking some random family? And why he's doing that anyway?
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>>170084673
May I take your precious looking daughter on a date, good sir?
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can i stop getting s2 diamonds in my GM games thanks
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>>170084936
Slanderous words. Anon, that's libel.

>>170084960
Delete this image right now or there will be consequences, Anon.
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>>170084936
Shush. Sombra is a nice girlfriend.
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>>170084979
Whatever Reaper is doing it has some connection to what 76 is doing. Their panels follow each other and fill up the same cell. We just don't know how they are connected.
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>>170084936
why is D.Va always the victim of lesbian rape in fanart?
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>>170084930
>Not only weaponising Mercy technology but also completely outclassing her
How she keeps getting away with it
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>>170084108
She is a sadist and here is the template for her inner struggles with her dark side
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>I see you were diamond last season lets put you in gold so you can enjoy climbing through a sea of shit all over again x) it'll be fun trust us

fuck blizzard
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>>170084589
>Zenyatta spent time in Egypt and Arabia in snazzy outfits after the Crisis trying to find himself and reach spiritual enlightenment before settling on becoming a monk in Nepal.
I'd actually be okay with this because Zen is a chill guy.
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>>170085031
Yes but return her untouched or I will skin your bollocks and fashion them into a leather eyemask.
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So i should just avoid Mei because my ult keeps going on CD but it doesnt actually go out?
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>>170085062
She is hanging around Shimada brothers lately
I wonder what this could lead to
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>>170085117
Do you think she could put up much of a fight outside her MEKA and with not blaster?
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>>170084930
HOL UP

WHY WAS THIS SENT TO GABE AND JACK???
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>lose two rounds
>lose 30 SR overall
>win two rounds
>win 80 SR overall
I'm not sure what this means but I ain't complaining.
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>>170085173
Excuse me but those are not good manners in any way. Are you sure you are the classed and respectable father of this beautiful woman?
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Hullo
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>>170085310
>why were prototype weapons blueprints sent to the most senior members of Overwatch's military
the world may never know, anon
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>>170084625
Tweeting terrible puns
But in all seriousness, these tweets come out usually in the middle of the day during work hours. He probably works sporadically, being there whenever story is needed. Orisa was made by game mechanics and Art direcction and her personality was put on later.
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>>170085310
Because they were the leaders of Overwatch? Why else?
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>>170085284
Delete.
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>be sweaty tryhard
>lose every game
>pick Torb every game and proceed to not give a fuck
>win every game
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>>170084936
does Sombra at least make it feel good for her?
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>>170085117
It's her just desserts for raping all the guys in Overwatch.
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>>170085386
>senior members

Jack was commander, Gabe was not. Also why wasn't it sent to Ana? She was second in command. Learn your lore fucboi
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>>170085310
If the conversation is anything to go by, its probably because they had to mediate between Mercy and Torbjorn.
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>>170085489
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GOD FUCKING DAMN WHY IS THIS SEASON JUST LOSES AND DRAWS

FUCKING BASTION GO AWAAAYYYYYYYYY
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>>170085474
Only Jack was. Gabe just wanted to be.
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>>170084673
Here, have a pure Hana.
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>>170085347
I am the best father, there aren't fathers better than me. Alright? Believe me. I'm the world's strongest dad. I can garrote all disliked suitors with a clip-on tie

>>170085578
I will destroy that Roadhog
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>>170082496
>-Ability 2 is Life Tether, pulling an ally to Athena's position, 6-second cooldown
Yes I totally want my allies jumping off cliffs and pulling me with them.
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>>170085530
Reyes was leader of Blackwatch and de-facto second more important person in Overwacth
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>>170085530
Gabe was senior commander of blackwatch, and if you think that blackwatch wouldn't be interested in prototype tech you're retarded
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>>170085530
Reyes was the leader of Blackwatch, why would be not want to see weapon prototypes? The BR twitter sent out a version that had Ana listed but this was the teaser for her release so maybe they didn't want to make it 100% more obvious.
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>>170085523
Sombra is a nice. Girlfriend.
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>>170085529
>D.Va
>dominant in bed
anon please, be reasonable
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>"dva is literally unplayable"
>"rip dva"
>"bottom of the shit pile"
>"nerfed into the ground"

we swept 3-0
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>Lucio can boop people with zarya barriers by walking inside of them
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>>170085687
That's speculation.

>>170085703
You're retarded for thinking that entitles him to all blueprints.

>>170085729
That makes more sense. Besides we knew about Ana before the rifle. She is in the art book with Pharah
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>>170085651
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Here's Mei for you, anon.
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>>170085824
Well clearly a one sided stomp is all the evidence needed
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>>170085430
it feels more like the staff has like, designated "interact with the community" time put into their schedules
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>>170085670
>blaming the character for what retarded players do

Oh, anon. Everything can be perverted to be trolly, should we remove and ignore everything to prevent things that may happen about 0.05% of the time?
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Yo
Turn it the fuck up
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>>170084928
>"You're the one responsible for this" (this line actually exists)
>well versed in nanobiology and nanites are the only way to explain shit Reaper does
>releases yellow smoke from her staff during certain animations while Reaper emits and turns into red and black smoke
>resurrects people with her ult
>both see orbs of...something above corpses (yellow for Mercy, red and black for Reaper)
>there is no one else we know who had the technology to resurrect Gabriel
He mocked those who claimed that Mercy is actually evil.
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>>170085824
Depends on the rank to be honest, sure i can stomp shitters on platinum and diamond but it gets harder the more you climb.
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>>170085824
I got steamrolled by an attack torb once. so he's a top tier attacker now amirite?

The problem with D.va is that she doesn't deliver as consistently anymore. it's a toss up on wether or not your enemies know how to deal with D.va.

Same as pharah to a lesser extent. if you're enemies have no people who are good on hitscan then you're gonna destroy them as Pharah. Doesn't mean she's an always pick now.
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>>170078432
>lucio will almost always heal more
what did they mean by this?
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>>170085980
The "before" picture on a korean plastic surgery advertisement
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>>170086027
>If Reaper absorbs an enemies soul-ball-thing, Mercy can no longer revive them
Why is this not a mechanic?
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>>170084128
See you again in a few hours fuccboi.
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>>170086027
The issue is there's been a spooky ghost on the battlefields for decades and Chu said the wording in Reaper's bio was deliberate
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>>170083645
It's an easier way to drop SR than relying on the enemy team to actually win at this point. I can be the sole healer and never actually heal at all and still end up with close games.
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>>170085824
>2000 SR
>koth
>implying games where you just snowball the enemy team do not exist
I see them even at 3700.
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what would Kamui Senketsu's overwatch kit be?
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>>170085845
This is okay. I approve this, if she wants to be a dyke that's alright. It's just a phase.
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>>170085980
DELETE
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>>170086146
That would make her ult useless whenever Reaper is present.
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>>170085824
>not posting the ranks of the enemy team
lol, you probably only teamed up against no-stars
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>>170086027
"You tell me, doc" is the line you're thinking of and it can be seen as him mocking Mercy's compassion.

>both see orbs of...something above corpses (yellow for Mercy, red and black for Reaper)
Already confirmed a few months ago as 100% game mechanics and not related to lore in any way.

>there is no one else we know who had the technology to resurrect Gabriel
And we don't know who Pharah's father is, must it be someone on the hero roster? To even imply that Gabriel was "resurrected" is massive speculation. Getting caught in the blast of some sci-fi energy reactor while on a mission is also a possibility.
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>>170086027
>"You're the one responsible for this" (this line actually exists)
No it doesn't.
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>>170086146

That's a great idea, anon.
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>>170086227
It sure beats Reaper being useless always.
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>>170086176
Talon has been prototyping Reaper-model soldiers for years using stolen Mercy tech (or tech that they tricked her into building for them under shell companies), and Gabe was their final product
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snapped a cheeky pic of my gf during our coffee date
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>>170086281
There's also
>Mercy: This isn't what I wanted for you
>Reaper: You knew what you were doing
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>>170085952
That's very likely as well. But considering also the lack of stuff he puts out, its probably that he works on a lot of conceptual stuff in the background, lots of rough ideas, and has to decide what to implement when.

I don't want to believe he does nothing all day
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>>170085845
>going out with tracer
It's like you want muff lice
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>>170086218
being shit anime
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>>170086364
Get off 4chan Emily you skanky dyke
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>>170086378
This line was never even recorded.
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What if Talon's leader is Gerard
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>>170086096
Passive healing to everyone accounts to a lot of healing actually. If you have an ana on your team, mercy doesn't get the chance to power heal people back to full
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>>170086289
https://youtu.be/PoKRFx5Sb5g?t=4m6s

It did at some point. The issue is I've seen people say it plays when you eliminate Mercy but I've never seen that happen.
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>>170080216
>overwatch will cure 4chan's racism in your lifetime
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>>170086431
rude
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>>170085980
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>>170086463
Is or was?
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>>170086463
>faked his death and engineered his wife's kidnapping so he could have his own personal smug blueberry
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>>170086572
Is
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>roadhog has been a better dps and flanker than reaper for 2 seasons already

lmao
>>
I HAVE ACTUAL FUCKING SEASON 2 PLATINUMS PLAYING DPS ON MY TEAM RIGHT NOW
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>>170086463
Bit cliche but it could happen

Wonder when we will get lore on talon
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>>170086532
So when does it trigger? It could be towards Soldier76.
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>>170086378
Oh, is it the one that usually comes before Roadhog telling D.Va, "Sorry it didn't work out"?

Yeah, I know that one.
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>>170086650
Why are you telling us and not them?
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>>170086640
Don't bully him!
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>first placement match goes great, 43 elims and 3 deaths as zarya, sweep 3-0 on Lijang
>second placement
>only other guy on mic is fucking hammered drunk
>screaming at teammates, tilted as fuck
>get swept 0-3

Nothing like going from feeling invincible right into a soul crushing match
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I wonder if Sombra sometimes dreams of saving the world. Saving everyone from the invisible hand, the hand that brands us with an employee badge.The one that forces us to work for them…The one that controls us every day without us knowing it. But She can’t stop it. She's not that special. She's just anonymous. She's just alone
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He's not overpowered
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>>170086027
>"You're the one responsible for this" (this line actually exists)
That's a lie.

>well versed in nanobiology and nanites are the only way to explain shit Reaper does
That's a shitty headcanon

>releases yellow smoke from her staff during certain animations while Reaper emits and turns into red and black smoke
The fuck do you think this implies? Plenty of heros use similar looking effects with different colors. It's call not developing an entirely new sfx to represent an ability. Reusing assets to save development time has nothing to do with the lore you idiot.

>resurrects people with her ult
And Reaper "devouring souls" is an in game mechanic. It's not canon. And I'm sure that too is also just a game mechanic. Chu has said Mercy can not actually see souls.

>both see orbs of...something above corpses (yellow for Mercy, red and black for Reaper)
Refer to above.

>there is no one else we know who had the technology to resurrect Gabriel
Talon had the technology to turn Widow blue. Sombra stole Winston's technology. Who is to say it wasn't stolen?

You're an idiot and anyone that agrees with you is too.
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>>170086680
I've just never heard it in-game period while I've heard the ones listed for when he kills 76.
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>>170086821
Sombra, like all hackers, dreams only in flying math equations
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New to competitive here, how do I piss people off the least? I've done a couple placements so far and everyone has been a total cunt and won't suggest any ways to help the team more, but just berates me for sucking
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>>170086841
Um, my main doesn't counter him so he is.
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>people ITT actually arguing AGAINST Mercy being responsible for Reaper's creation as if the alternative is somehow more appealing
Chu interns please leave
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>>170083836
Both of them basically had their childhoods taken from them
>Satya was plucked from extreme poverty and placed in the care of Vishkar's Architech Academy, never to return home. Isolated and lonely in her new life, Satya immersed herself in her education and training.

Junkrat was ~5 when Roadhog nuked the Outback, so he's been living in an irradiated wasteland since he's been little
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>>170086158
kinda doubt you are playing 3300 on eu
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>>170081945
>Omnic gangster squad, a Glaswegian, a Dubliner and a Cockney.

FUND IT
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I am going to marry Mercy.
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>>170086928
welcome to Overwatch
in the current meta people won't flame you for picking
>Rein
>Lucio
>Ana
>Soldier
>Zarya
>Hog
Every other character, play at your own risk
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>>170087013
>someone actually wasted his lifetime to beat this dead horse of a joke
pathetic
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>>170084979
The general theory is that because Reaper/76 are old enough to have grandkids that the man in the photo is Reaper's kid
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>>170087013
this joke is a little forced
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>>170087013
>hay guys there's too much overwatch discussion not enough stale /pol/ memes!
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>>170086984
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>people are too fucking stupid to play in QP / Comp
>medium AI is too easy
>hard AI literally cheats
jesus fucking christ I just want to have fun
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Next up.
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>>170086585
>engineer his own smugberry
Genius.
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>>170084979
It's possible that the one of the adults is his son or daughter
>>
We need a Scottish character, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC72BrD6v7U
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>Lose 3 games in a row
>suddenly one unlosable game

I don't want to say forced 50
BUT
this smells like forced 50.
>>
>>170087186
>playing overwatch
>having fun
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>>170086942
It's not a matter of what is more appealing, but a matter of accuracy.

You want to twist the lore into whatever suits your little fantasy, go to tumblr.
>>
Anyone here from the UK ever go to a live overwatch tournament?

My local Game store is doing one in April, I have no idea what to expect.
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i want to marry sombra and live happily with her
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>>170087080
gotcha, I didn't realize how much higher the skill level was. Tried playing Hanzo and I think I gave this nerd on my team a fucking brain aneurysm
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>>170087186
I think you meant to say
>hard AI is too easy
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>>170087275
I want to string her up like a piñata and spank her until she cries
>>
>>170087252
My version of the lore IS the accurate version. Chu can take his fanon and shit ships and shove them down his dickhole.
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>>170087013
So old not even reddit would touch it
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Can we please get a hero with an elephant gun?
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>>170086942
All evidence points to that she is why Reaper is the way he is because she fucked up. The people citing Chu are retards because he was talking about the tinfoil faggots who actually took the "Mercy is evil" joke seriously
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>>170087275
Did she get a tramp stamp too?
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it's real bloo hour

hit that mf "best girl" button
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>>170087240
Looks more like forced 25 from here
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>>170087389
I want to kiss Widowmaker's purple tummy
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>>170087389
Taking a break from waifuposting desu
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>>170087252
I don't think anybody here actually thinks Mercy is canonically responsible for Reaper's transformation anon, this conversation started with brainstorming. Something the Overwatch team can't do even if they were paid to.
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>going to hit image limit early again because of waifufags posting the same images they post over and over

What's the fun in asserting you will fuck a fictional character and posting the same picture of her you posted last thread
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>>170087389
Why are her feet naked and pointing at me?
>>
>>170087286
Hanzo is cancer unless you're a God with him. If you're a new player, I'd suggest getting good with Rein, Lucio, Zarya, and/or Ana since they all probably have the highest pickrate in the game right now and are always useful. Also pick one or two DPS (soldier, tracer, genji, mccree) and practice them too.
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>>170087454

who doesn't

maybe those ana/hana tards.
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>>170087483
>I don't think anybody here actually thinks Mercy is canonically responsible for Reaper's transformation anon
You poor, naive soul. Refer to >>170087364 and >>170087386.
>>
>>170087389
post best girl? say no more.
>>
>>170087387
she's too pure for that
>>170087341
same
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>people who draw Widow with big tits
>>
> be Zen main
> start playing in gold in season 3
> constant 4 golden medals per game but have just a 60% win rate due to bad teammates
> win 8 matches out of 10 for season 4
> get placed high gold
> be blessed by the Iris and reach plat
> 85% win rate, get a card almost every game for best assists/healing/eliminations
> play with frenches
> 6 win killstreak
> be already close to Diamond after a couple of days spent in Plat

I'm on fire but an extinguisher is not required :)
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>>170087609
No doubt about it.
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>>170087609

woops! look like you picked the wrong image, and ended up with a generic korean slut.
>>
>>170087386

>"What happened to you?"

Why would Mercy ask if she knew
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>>170087556
So? You've all made some very good points. I think we all just need to calm the fuck down.
>>
>>170087309
>"Soldier 360 Grenade reporting for duty."
>>
>>170087738
whoops! looks like you picked the wrong image and ended up with a blue french whore and lady of the night
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>>170087738
>talon's favorite cumdump
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Tell Hana what you want for breakfast
>>
agan i'm one game away from hitting GM and i get a loss streak

come on blizz just let me peek my head into GM so i can quit
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>>170087623
>she's too pure for that
But I like them tramp stamped ;_;
>>
>>170087747
Didn't stay long enough to see how much he got fucked up or his condition got much worse over time
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https://youtu.be/BoGDf6GRy_g
https://youtu.be/lxG8t_STARQ
>>
>>170086879
Weird if it's not in the game that means we shouldn't have heard it. But I guess there is someone responsible for something, guess we will never know.
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>>170087853
>whore

canonically purest girl. unlike some teenager who stream her (lack of) boobs to the world.
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>>170087702
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>>170087738
>woops! look like you picked the wrong image, and ended up with a generic korean slut.
>>170087853
>whoops! looks like you picked the wrong image and ended up with a blue french whore and lady of the night
>>170087898
>talon's favorite cumdump


"Waifu wars with namecalling"

Who let those autists in? The last few days were civil and everyone was entitled to their favourite Overwatch heroine.
>>
>>170087639
To quote the greatest poet of the 21st century
>"She got an ass that'll swallow up a g-string, and up top, two bee stings."
>>
>>170087275
Man, Cyber tats and the like are so damn cool.
>>
>>170087985
Can someone post the full image?
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>>170087938
Hana.
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>>170088025
>Happily married to her husband for many years
>Her husband unfortunately passes away by natural causes
>From that point onward she loses any and all interest in men forever
Yep, purest girl.
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>>170088030
>>
>>170087938
Koreans,
preferably without
those tin cans.
>>
>>170088146
The real waifu autists are never far away
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>>170088030
>>170085529
>that weird age gap again

>>170088170
artist name:
b.bor
>>
Why aren't people mad that the African hero is a robot and not actually a black person?
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>>170088191

word
>>
>>170088030
>tfw no petite gf to put D.Va jumpsuit on and fuck with a vigor like she wouldn't believe
>>
>>170087747
She's obviously talking about how he regressed into his edgy teenager phase
>>
>>170088198
>people still draw this when she literally has an actual dad that she mentions in game
>>
>>170088347
oh boy, more NIGGERS xD shit.
>>
>>170088412
>dad that she mentions in game
Who? When? Link?
>>
>>170088412
>he doesn't know about Jack's Starcraft skills
>>
>>170088347
black people don't even play overwatch
>>
>>170088412
I have NEVER heard D. Va mention her father, what the hell are you talking about?
>>
>>170080484
huh, it almost seems like she sucked off everyone in there to get to join.

Quality writing
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>>170087747
>I never intended for this to happen to you Gabriel
>You knew exactly what you were doing
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>>170080341
Why is she so shit and why do I have so much fun playing her?
>>
>>170088347
Because they tecnically got Efi as well. Also do you want a Hero from Wakanda (not Africa!) I am pretty sure no one wants representation from a country that doesn't exist.
>>
>>170088484
Damn
>>
>>170088405
I'm sure he always was like that.
>>
>tfw someone picks Orisa before you

THAT'S MY WIFE DAMN YOU
>>
>>170085815
>implying an attention seeking egocentric like D.va wouldn't dominate in bed
>>
>>170088568
I like her voice.
>>
>>170088541
>>170088471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otErdkQVoAM

>Honestly, I can't beat dad at starcraft
>>
Name a worse and more retarded Ultimate than Soldier's Officlal Aimbot Hack. So tired of hearing him screaming "I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS!" every fifteen seconds and not needing any skill or talent at all to win.
>>
>>170088541
There is korean line in game where she mentions she never beat her dad in starcraft, you can find it on wiki. It's extremely rare, i have like 500 hours on D.Va and have yet to hear it, but know some people who got it.
>>
How do you feel about Orisa?
>>
>Image limit reached 95 posts before end.

post faster guys ;_;
>>
>>170088782
Which hero in this game needs skill and talent to be played?
>>
New thread:

>>170088856
>>170088856
>>170088856
>>170088856
>>170088856
>>
>>170088870
We should just start posting like when images were broken the other week.
>>
>>170088870
ok

blah blah i wanna fug waifu blah
>>
I want to eat D.Va's cunt. I bet she's shaven clean too. Her tasty little Korean cunt, all mine. I will eat her, I will lick her pussy clean.
>>
>>170088919
That is not gonna float, sorry to have ratted you out. But image limit doesn't justify new threads, only bump limit does.

Delete this!
>>
>>170088919
>waifu tier thread
>>
>>170088840
She feels really smooth and natural to play as, I hope they put her in the official game soon. I like doing the wall shit with Reinhardt but damn does it feel limiting sometimes.
>>
>>170088909
Not Soldier, that's for sure, he was specifically designed for the Call of Duty and Halo players so they wouldn't feel powerless and alienated. Also being a Metzen creation.
>>
>>170088782
Reinhardt ult.
>>
>>170088939
Quality! Thanks senpai
>>
>>170088959
I bet it gets sweaty in that mech of hers. I want to lick every drop of sweat off of her.
>>
>>170088959
>bet she's shaven clean too.

I hope not.
>>
>it's a 'Rein thinks he's a Tracer and lets his team die while trying to execute a horrible flank on the entire enemy team alone on King's Row' episode
>>
>>170089090
this.

it's almost been a year and they haven't fixed this buggy shit
>>
>>170089830
>>170089090
>waaaaaah it can hit you a couple of feet in the air!

They tried making it ground-only and people could avoid it by jumping in place. Maybe that's fine for you babies but it's not a good design. Also, it's a burst of energy erupting along and from the ground, of course things above it would be affected too.
>>
I've bee using Lucio's "Ribbit" skin over his "Hippityhop" skin because I like how the colours weave through that skin more and change when you crossfade. But, I've realized that it's much easier for the enemy team to see which crossfade you're using.
Is it worth it to switch back to "Hippityhop"? Or does it really not matter?
>>
>>170091483
It doesn't matter

When you have speed on they're going to notice you all moving faster
>>
>>170091483
A lot of skins are like this, reinhardt without his helmet, halloween skins that glow in the dark

It really doesn't matter as it's so rare but it is a disadvantage in a way
>>
>>170076912
I've wanted a rapid fire projectile gun for the longest time and finally got it. Too bad her playstle doesn't fit me at all
>>
>>170078278
Kind of feel that way about all the OW girls. I would rather see normal art of them than lewds. They're just so damn endearing!
>>
>>170088782
It needs to last shorter or more better nerf his damage per bullet to 18. The last thing 76 needed was a damage buff because everything in his kits is extremely good and the only thing hint McCree had over him was damage but now he doesn't
>>
>>170088782
just play a tank you brainless excuse for a sapient being
>>
>>170077083
Thanks. I was wanting this earlier.
>>
>>170081843
Blizzard will make an Israeli hero. Make them bffs with Pharah. Calling it now.
>>
>>170083981
I like this one desu. Opposites attract right?
>>
>>170088840

Lots of utility. Everything feels pretty solid on her. I'm really looking forward to her going live.
>>
When will Blizzard learn that I do not backfill. Every time they put me in a running game I just leave.
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