/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Is there any all White team?

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>reply too fast and make myself look desperate for conversation

>wh*tes

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>start up a health game of dota
>get matched against 5k players
>on my team is a support earthshaker who started playing the game 2 days ago

I have transcended beyond the concept of anger

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>defense of the ancients two

>>170020357
If he started playing two days ago why is he playing ranked???????
checkmate doturds

who's the chad moonduck hosted

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whats the point of /d2g/?

HAHAHA WANTED ALREADY DISBANDED, WHAT NOW PPD DICKSUCKERS

>>170020513
>playing ranked
If I did that again I'd transcend into the dimension of anger.

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>/our guy/

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you must pay the royalty tax (cute picture) before you can post dumb serfs

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>>170020896
k

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>>170020896
sup

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>>170020783
NORTH AMERICAN SCENE OF COMPETITIVE DOTA 2

>should take reduced death timer
>feel i might need a piss break later

Dotards?

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>>170020896

>>170020896
>Posts Donald redrawn as Pepe
Not good effort

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>>170021419
OFF WITH HIS HEAD

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>>170021520
No.
Go back to Funland and learn to meme

whats the best way to get someone a VAC ban when you know theyre scripting?

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>>170020874
>tried to sexually harass female co-workers at an event
>had an autism fit and literally started screeching autisticly at another even

he sure is "our guy"
if you mean a sexually depraved autismo, that is

>>170022597
>jelly that you aren't alpha as fuck like he is

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>>170022597
>tried to sexually harass female co-workers at an event
nani?

Why does 4chink love Finnish memes?

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>>170022876
fugg of

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>>170022613
>Expect OC
>Gets a worthless image edit
Fucking 12 year old cancer

chad playing my game REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>170022876
WALRIZ BUNCH :DDDD

>>170020185
It is not possible to have a conversation on 4chan. Go outside.

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do I watch chad packerson play dota or jerma
i don't care about smash

trees are not so good with motion you know

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Does anyone else miss Aaron /ourguy/ 'Ayesee' Chambers?

Anyone here like Dota 2?

>>170022597
why do people like you post these weird conspiracies? fuck off

>>170025543
I actually uninstalled dota 2 yesterday to make space for dragon's dogma desu

>>170025543
yes but this patch sucks penis

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>>170025362

>that smooth radio voice
>those one liners that never got old
>that complete lack of understanding of the game

I really miss him

>>170026013
>weird conspiracies

but its true

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how come our boy looks like a DS 2 character?

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Holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzhxtdHNAyM

>>170028303
>Spectre is PA
this is more tinfoil than Alex Jones NWO chemtrail black helicopters over cloudbusters

>>170025362

But Anon now we have much more memorable casters such as...

As...

...

Remember to buy the battle pass!

>>170028620
He has a lot of facts to back up exactly why and how and why she's become the spectre, going as far back as her original concept art, mate.

>>170028303

>watching reddit incarnate

>>170028303
in wcIII, the model for PA's heros ult was summoning a unit that was spectres model and that unit made small other units that was the base model of venge

>https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/837809154399969281
uhmmmm

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>>170030435
>twitch
>chat

>>170030571
twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves herr redditor

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>>170027323
>col
>our boy

>>170030435
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"),

guys are evenings in arizona the most beautiful in the world?

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>>170031101
>poster on d2g, the non-white general, talking about a non-white state

How do you go from 5,5k to 5,8k while only using clockwerk?

Why is na region split again??? They literally invited 5 teams from 2 regions because they are so trash that they have no teams at all

>>170031159
jokes on you I was making a referenc and you didnt get it hehehe

guys why did PPD disband

When's the open quals?
I need to see Sing's team

>>170031650
did they really?

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>be centaur
>have blademail
>have 3k hp at minute 20
>invoker tries to meatball you
>he's a Wex Exort Invoker

>>170031203
By winning

For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

>For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
>- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
>- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

>For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
>- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
>- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

>For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:

Parties can only play in unranked matches.

SOLO QUEUE IS BACK BOYS

>unranked all pick now has turn based drafts like regular ranked does
Dotards!?

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>>170033158
>unranked
>serious business
>me and you

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>aliens: covenant promotional tie-in item

>>170033158
Not that of a big deal honesetly
picking phase its just a little longer

>>170033145
my fuken dik

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>>170026013
>he doesn't know about the sheever incident

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>got brought to north america so no more tigers to ride

Why aren't you guys watching the NFL player play dota?

does this lower the skill cap?

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interesting

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Parties can only play in unranked matches.

DOTARDS BTFO

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>>170022597
reminds of the guy in the end of this gif

>>170020357
i sometimes skip playing dota for a day and do some shit like being human or shitposting on facebook or whatever whenever i get anxiety at ranked and still do good the next day or even much better.
be angry if that guy skipped a week or more, that sure is to fire up the drowsy neurons

>>170033302
they just slapped bane's face into nyx

Reminder that valve is now testing if parties will do randomdraft, CM or continue playing all pick to see how TEAM rank mm will work.

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there is 800 mb , i seriously hope it not some just shitty skins

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>>170022597
>>170033425
same thing happened to me but the only difference is we're both drunk and i look so good that you can't say no.

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What is this champ's name?

kekking at all the gulagites panicking as they cant blame their losses on duo and tristacks anymore
kekekek

>>170034057
amazing that's not a for honour pre-order skin

>>170034057
Warlock

>>170034057
sejuani

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>>170033579
the only problem with parties is they care less if they lose but you get those type of people 1/10 games and parties tend to get serious because each member gets angry if ever the match resulted to loss.
the only thing i see on you is that you are so bad that you blame parties.

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>>170034057
Tusk :DD

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>no more random draft in ranked
>no more party ranked

Way to kill the game.

Once again reddit has murdered the game by complaining. Fuck you valve I had two level 1k+ compendiums and I'm never spending money on this game again

>>170034117
did new patch make solo q solo q?
I hope not. i just played a game with a guy that was like 500 above avg and his friend (who was 500 below avg) was actually far better, and even got commended by me and they were both good players

>>170034313
Who the fuck played random draft anyway

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- Parties can only play in unranked matches.

THANK YOIU FAMPAI

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>>170034057

>>170034380

A lot of us do. Removes some of the cancer.

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>>170034384
>>170033579
is this 1 step closer to white man's queue? is this going to make ranked dota 2 great again?

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kek

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>>170034057
what about this one?

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>finally get soloqeue back
>complaining
nu-d2g sure is cancer

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>>170034594
Apparently that was just a one time bug
I was testing with a friend in a private lobby to see if TPs now showed which hero is porting even on the enemy team, and yeah they do.

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>>170033136
>>170033145
>>170033158
>>170033579
>>170034313
>>170034384
>>170034642
>>170034642
this is bullshit

>>170034380
I always queued for both ap and rd... obviously I never got an rd game.

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/sc2/ is actually more alive than this shithole now
>>170014620
>sc2 4 hours 260 posts
>d2g 3 hours 100 posts

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>>170033579
then whats the point of party MMR?

>people happy no parties in ranked

Of course the gulag wouldn't have friends to play the game

Tbh party mmr should be reset and subsequently only be available to 5-stacks
It should be a measure of your whole party's skill and teamwork, not just you and the one guy you queued with

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this update is only for shitters.
parties usually goes support duo in my mmr or 1 mid and 1 support.
so fucking stupid like really...

now what's the point of party mmr

>>170034690
So this is a buff to ratting?

>>170034057
That looks more like Beastmaster than DK.

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rip wanted

>>170035248
it wasn't fun while it lasted

>>170035136
A buff to ratting done by shitters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQwVYRP8E0

What did they mean by this?

>there are 3 viable carries in lel
What did they mean by this?

>solo queue is finally here
>but i hate the game and haven't played regularly since ti3

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>>170035601

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Nagaposter's wish has finally come true.

Now we just need Prime matchmaking.

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>muh meaningless party mmr
>muh shitters draft
too bad it won't stay, reddit is complaining in full force for their casual modes

>>170036149
>Captain's Mode returned to Ranked
>Exclusively available for parties
Done.

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>Can't queue for ranked with a party anymore

Why
Fucking why
This literally just killed the game for me

What the fuck can't I play a TEAM GAME with a team? Is there at least a mode where we can play 5-man ranked? What the fuck kind of bullshit is this

It was two separate fucking queues anyway, solo rank and group rank. What's the fucking point?

>>170036149
i always ask them "how does it feel playing in abyssal mmr?"
Lmao i spammed visage my way up here and parties are always gift from heavens because of their teamwork and yet this shitters manage to break shit.

fucking triggers me

>unranked is shit and i can't play seriously with my friends in it
sounds like a problem with your friends desu senpai

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>>170035601
>could have made legit dota sfm rule34
>decide to ruin character models instead
way to waste your potential anon

>>170036254
it's temporary

>unrandked now is the same thing as ranked AP

my prayers have been answered

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>party removed from rmm
>lurkers triggered

I wish Balanar was my bf

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Okay so I haven't played this game in a while since 7.00.

Let me get this straight, instead of going back on all this cuck casual shit, now they just introduced yet another thing to make it easier for casuals with this teleport thing? Unreal.

When is the next major ending? The big patch that comes after that is my last hope for this game.

I like this new change but come on 5man parties should be allowed to que ranked against other 5man parties

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>partyshitters on suicide watch

>weekend ruined for partybabies

no girls too

>>170036695
>>170036838
How does it feel to have no friends?

>caring about party MMR

Kek, just play unranked you fucking babies.

>naga set is literally that bitch from LoL

>>170037075
but no one cares about their unranked mmr it's unfair to us ranked players party mmr :^)

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>>170037195
i noticed that too, just recolored

I play ranked with friends but i couldnt literally care less for the change
I just want to play with friends, who cares if ranked or unranked.

Party mmr babies are retarded.

>>170037406
big if true

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>>170037315
>>170037195
its just the collar you fucking lolbabs

>not just playing arcade

like lmao who cares about a 2 hour game where all but 5 minutes are spent farming

>>170036254
>3k queues with 4 1k players
>Lmao 1.4k average

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>>170037580
>just the collar
>literally looks inspired all around from the shapes and forms

dotard on suicide watch

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FUCKIN VOLVO

so wait we finally got solo queue back?

>>170037968
just for the weekend

>>170037791
oh yeah, its blue, has spikes, and like oh gosh darn theyre like fish ppl! dang just imagine that lawsuit by riot they woullld PWWWN Valve xD

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LEWD!

>no party ranked on a team based game
I'd like to see the logic behind this decision.

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>>170038374
>tfw valve cant stop sucking reddit dicks

>>170038374
Party rank is worthless, especially when you can get carried by someone much better than the bracket you're in.

>>170038782
>suddenly every girl gamer drops 1,000 MMR

Any SEAshitter here have the bullshit 'lost connection to Steam' problem? Or is it just me?

>>170038374
Because it's not Team MMR it's party MMR as in throwing a party for fun MMR

>>170038374
>2-3 stacks ever working with the actual team
Make party MMR only for 5 stacks and maybe it'll actually be worth something

"For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
Parties can only play in unranked matches.
Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick."

>>170036254
>What the fuck can't I play a TEAM GAME with a team?
wut? if you have a team you play team ranked
the point of this is to remove stacks from the soloqueue

>>170039207
It's temporary you faggots

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let me get carried fuck you

>>170039513
carry this *unzips dick*

>wake up from leg cramp
>cant sleep
>cant walk
>check dota
>new treasure
>solo que ranked
i'll take it i guess

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>win 2 matches
>go out to pay a bill
>come back
>solo queue is now solo queue

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>Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>Parties can only play in unranked matches.

Reddit wins again huh?

>buy solar crest
>win

d-d-d-d-dotels?

>>170037952
dude it's just a fucking riki set chill

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The lack of colors on TP is triggering me. I can understand the addition of the 3d model, but thats just not enough, especially considering its so hard to tell what hero it is just by the grey silhouette. Why didn't they just keep the color?

>>170041284
>crab curry
Post recipe

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>>170041284
>youve never had clam chowder with pieces of crab in it and a little bit of curry
WEW FUCKING LAD

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>>170041284
>tiago

>no party queue in ranked
>lose soloq game

thanks valve I really like this new system where you have to play with 4 retards with no synergy instead of 2 retards with synergy and 2 without


fucking hell this reddit balancing is really fucking gay holy shit stop it valve fucking stop it this needs to fucking stop every fucking time reddit ruins the fucking game and this is gonna fucking do it again holy shit

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>>170041663
>Wooby

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>>170041485
You'd wish, kusolord.

I don't even know it by memory myself. But besides, I'm not the cook here either.
This was done by someone who lived in Mozambique that I am friends with.

>>170041606
Yeah, keep eating SHIT and paying out of your ass for it, shitlord.

The crap you eat in Indian restaurants doesn't even come close to this.
The only thing that relates is the few genuine really good places that serve food as it is in Goa, and even still, you need to have a chef with years of experience in order to deliver.

The person that cooked for me tonight actually lived in Mozambique for over 30 years, kid. This is 100% top tier genuine food added with real life experience that you will never get to taste in your lifetime.

But to me? Man, that's just a regular Friday Night LOL

>>170041663
Hey...

Really CUTE image, dude!

>>170042112
>kusolord.
Why the agression dude?

>>170035248
>NA FUCKING DOTA
Literally SA tier disband

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>>170042213
I don't differentiate.

I strive for equality, therefor I generalize that everyone here aside from myself is a shit eater until they prove otherwise.

>>170041663
>>170041992
for example have proven that they are not shit eaters and therefor earned my respect.

dumb fucking brain damaged worthless cancer animeNEETs

>>170036695
Don't joke solo shitter, icefrog shit on your """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""playstyle""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" every patch

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>>170042112
>paying out the ass
>indian restaurants
LMFAO why would i pay ANY amount of money to eat shitskin food

>30 years of living in Somalia
TOP FUCKING KEK M8 UR LITERALLY EATING FOOD THAT IS BEYOND 3RD WOLD HOLY SHIT U CANT MAKE THIS UP

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>>170042564

Oh right, I forgot.

Don't you have like, a McLard to go choke on, Ameritard?

You wouldn't know good food if hit you in the face LOL

But by all means though, no need to get upset... I see I hit a nerve but please, easy on the CAPSLOCK..., like really, please..

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>>170042112
>Really CUTE image, dude!
did you just assume my gender?

Hey gulag! Any rus friend that would explain Aleksandr Yurich meme to me? Or link the videos? THX ^^

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>>170042732
>not even denying the fact that you are literally eating poo in the loo cuisine

m8 pls stop posting my sides are going to exit orbit at this rate

Is Doom okay this patch?
He feels okay this patch. His talents are really pretty outstanding. The extra 15 dps/heal for his Scorched Earth at 15 and the 25hp/s at 20 mean you build armor and you're ACTUALLY pretty difficult to take down without magic burst. The Shrines make his mana problems less of one, and there's two camps by offlane instead of one for him to look for Tormentors in.

He's actually got really great kill potential by level 4 and he trades fine against most heroes even with his 0 base armor.

I mean he's not GOOD, but I don't feel like he's complete trash like he was this time a year ago.

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>No idoru hero
Dotards?

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Banning phase stuff in normals is genius why didn't they implement it in the first place to begin with

>>170043910
I fucking love it too
It was the only reason I was playing ranked

>>170043910
Yeah, it's a lot better than either half of the people randoming or picking in the last 5 seconds.

>bald middle aged man from portugal posting cartoon little girls again

I thought this was a dota forum, brothers.

>>170043910
Valve already tried to implement it like two or so years ago and nobody liked it. Personally I like it because I usually decide what to pick in the first 10 seconds but wait until the very last second to pick to prevent counter-picks, now I can pressure my shitty teammates to pick before me.

What's with all the avatarfaggotry today? SingSing won something or what the fuck?

>tfw you realise black hole is just an aoe neya-taya

>>170041901
>Play with 4 people who want to win
>or play with 2 people who want to win and 2 people who want to dick around and try out their epic duo strats

>/d2g/ complains for days on end about parties in solo ranked
>valve doesn't do anything about it
>"wtf pandering to redditors"
>valve finally attempts to introduce a change
>"wtf reddit pandering"

make up your minds, dotards

>People complain about solo queue forcing everyone to play on the same ground.
Fucking end yourself if you don't like solo queue.

>>170045067
>your duo stack randoms shit heroes
>enemy duo stack randoms treant and weaver and goes offlane with sentries oov and blight stone at lvl 1
jk the treant and weaver is actually me and my buddy from the other day and the enemy team flamed their duo stack from min 1

>>170045239
>/d2g/ complains for days on end about parties in solo ranked
>/d2g/ complains for days
>days
People have literally been complaining for years now.

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FUCKING NERF PA HOLY SHIT

>removed RD from ranked

I hope you are ready for like 95% of 6k+ players to be Lone Druid "mainers"

MMR grinding music, now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmxrNg1rlXo

LITERALLY NOTHING CHANGES

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>Letting retards on reddit balance a game.
This hero was so fun. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>170045239
im ok with trying out this one experimental change. but the problem lies in the fact that valve just responds to reddit threads all day and lets them design the game. for every 1 thing reddit gets right, the game gets degraded 10 times.

>>170045751
As opposed to waiting 2 hours in queue and someone dodges?

>>170046115
Shit meme hero with retarded mechanics stay in the garbage tier where he belongs, hope you have fun losing.

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>just got out of a game where I towerdove an invoker as kotl at his tier 3 high ground
>at minute 15
>and lived

What gods have I offended to be deserving of this?

>>170046506
>retarded mechanics
You mean like placing irremovable traps under key objectives to delay a game for 60 minutes?
Passive immunity to magic burst coupled with passive life steal?
No, wait. You must mean LD, who can constantly threaten other heroes without actually putting himself in harm's way.

Fuck off. Wukong's a great hero concept.

>>170046115
>was only good as an early lane dominator/ganker
>fragile as fuck with lackluster lategame because he doesn't actually scale that well
>100 years cast time on ult
>nerf his early game hard
I think he would be fine if his ult got buffed a bit or if spring were a little better.

>>170046905
The same could be said to early arc warded, but look at where he is now.

Goddammit, why did they have to nerf my free MMR hero

>>170046905
His ult just needs to be changed into something that fucking scales, if they're not going to bring back the old jinju/boundless. Maybe something that generates illusions like the hero's initial concept was meant to.

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>>170028303
>open video
>hear slarks groaning some lines
>close video

>>170046115
>Phase
>Domi
>Armplead
>SNY
>Madness
>Vlads

There, you now have a 100% winrate build not relying on SHITsabre

every single fucking time i start doing good at this game i get matched up with retarded third worlder shitskins several rounds in a row
fucking amazing

>>170047886
>a 4k gold item between omlette and a life steal item
>on one of the squishiest fucking heroes in dota 2
100% wr at 2k maybe.

>>170048064
How do you know they're third world?
Because they stomped you? lmao. You actually lied about being matched with them, you were actually matched against us.

>>170048254
I wrote that and I'm 1k

You would never know the joys and wonders of such a build actually working.

>>170048320
what are you rambling about?

>>170048424
At least you're having fun with it and don't really belong there, I guess.
One of my stack members has a real life friend who's unironically 1k. He also flames the literal shit out of other peoples' skill and item builds.

>>170043910
got anymore T H I C C?

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for the night crew that missed it

>>170049438
>DC not our guys.
Heartless bastard detected.

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>>170049438
>og
>who cares guys
>not cheering for our boy s4

is basher on WR legit?

>>170049807
Yes, but only if you buy it two times, since the chance is only 10%

The concept is similar to multiple Mjollnirs. Stack it to increase its chances of proccing.
Coupled with WR's powershot, if you buy at least 3 or 4, there's a big chance of a perma stun

>>170049662
who on DC is even our guy besides Mememeander?

>>170050003
to buy two times means i buy 1 sell and rebuy?

>>170050028
>Team made by players who were either rejected or kicked from other teams.
>Even the captain didn't want to be the captain, was forced into the position.
>Forced to kick a shit player for the sake of the team despite knowing this would make him into the kind of person he hated in the first place.

>>170050258
Yes. There's a bug that increases the item's proc chance on the hero every time you buy and resell it.
It only works on basher though.
And it only works in ranked too.

Be sure to tell your team mates about the bug you are about to attempt before doing it, since they'd probably report you for throwing if they don't know that you're exploiting the bug.

>>170050407
>moo
>a shit player
moo > moon

is ld the definitive win lane, win game hero?

how do i use a smiley as one of my chat wheel entries?

>>170050671
Moo was only good for memes, moon is superior in every other aspect.

>>170050764
It requires using console to set it that way.

First, you have to delete your "C:/Windows/System32" folder and everything in it.
Otherwise, it will obstruct dota 2's custom settings.

Second, click the circle thingy on the top-left of dota2 menu, there you can find the hotkey for your custom smiley which only shows up after you delete system 32

>game becomes deader everyday
">quick, let them have their solo queue back"
lmao valve

>>170051353

Based doomposter
Literally the patrician shitposter

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>ranked becomes solo-only
>party shitters panic and whine about muh friends
>mfw valve reintroduces party queueing in ranked and remove party MMR completely

>>170051609
Party ranked has no purpose anyway, the problem with stacks in ranked is that since nobody gives a shit about party MMR stacks tend to play poorly because they don't give a fuck about losing party MMR, meanwhile solo players get triggered because they're actualy losing solo MMR.

>>170051804
Why would people care less about party mmr?

Why wouldn't they just play unranked if they wanted to do silly shit and actually try in ranked to see how high they can get?

most of party ranked players are shitter who cant deal problems/criticism by themselves anyway. Who cares?

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>>170049438
>af
>who cares
>dc
>who cares

>soulless chinks
>our guys

yeah fuck off faggot

>>170052293
because party mmr isn't an indication of your skill

>>170052619
>chad finem
>4chans guy
hey reddit! how's your first day in 4chan?

@170052678
reported, faggot

>ITT firsties who think they're relevant

who is in my game spamming bepis

>>170053026
:DD
fug of you cant mage me stob

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>>170053381

>>170052678
>af IS 4chans guy. This is new 4chan, this is bad reddit. Most of us that browse this site get laid every now and then and have active social lives.

>>170052619
>soulless chinks
>wings, the singular team saving dota from bored faggot meta every day

>liking whities from poor countries who draft the same boring shit and lose to lame ass teams anyways
kill yourself you dumb racist

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fuck off autistic tripfag
nobody cares about you or your opinion

chinks are soulless and ruin dota

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>>170054254
>getting mad at bantz

170054254
>trip fag

mc fucking kill yourself my main dude.

>"Sect of Kaktos"
>Kaktos
>Kak
>Cuck

This name has to be in fucking purpose. Cmon Valve, at least be subtle about it

kill yourself pathetic homer

>>170054445
>thinking its bantz

chinks have no souls
they ruined dota in every TI they win
they ruin dota in every patch they play
they even ruin USw day queue

>>170051353
Valve is getting fuck desperate.

I mean, releasing a new treasure out of the blue like this?

They realized they fucked up somewhere but they don't want to admit to themselves that they fucked up when they more or less declared that only Reddit's input matters to them.

You've made your bed Valve, now lie in it.

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>>170054470

IF YOU WANT A USERNAME THEN GO TO REDDIT YOU STUPID FUCKING TRIPFAGS

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>>170039404
OR MAYBE THEY MAKE IT PERMANENT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY SHITTERS
BTFO
T
F
O

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does this mean sing will stream soloq games exclusively (and get more than 4k viewers)?

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Is he perfect?

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>Valve forcing sing to solo queue

hotd is overrated

>>170052619
Who's this turk?

>>170019989
>Parties can only play unranked.
What's that? Dota as it is meant to be played as a five man team too hard for solo pub shitstains?

rofl at garbage faggots still playing ranked and thinking it is dota2

>Can't play ranked 5v5 matchmaking
hahahahahfahfasfhashdashd AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>170055546
>memestack shitters upset that they can't get carried anymore

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>>170055546
have fun when valve removes party MMR

>he can't carry 4 random shitters
come on lads we are better than reddit

>>170055626
>>170055625
>my 1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1 is how dota 2 is supposed to be played

SHUFFLED TEAMS FOR VALVE LANS WHEN

TEAMS ARE BAYED THEY MAKE DOTA HARD

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>>170055698
let me rephrase

have fun when valve lets you queue a party in ranked after removing party MMR

>>170055805
man imagine Valve DOTA 2 lan

now the teams don't win because teams are bayed. bayed team make dota2 hard for my mid ta.

only a team of five randoms selected by valve can advance if they win a team ok

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>>170055929
>he's this scared of being forced to risk solo MMR in a ranked party in two days

Is bulldog our guy?

>>170056262
I don't even gameshit

>pick tiny
>use the glitch that lets you load in without any cosmetics
>get free permanent invisibility for the entire game
>win
gg easy

>party MMR is finally kill
>/d2g/ shitters complain
It's not like you entitled crybabies had any friends in the first place

>>170055698
>2v1v1v1V3v1v1 is how dota is supposed to be played
Ranked should be either
>soloqueue (true solo)
>team ranked (consistent 5stack)

alright im going to a girls crib tonight how do i initiate kissing?

>>170057201
let your big burly friend go in with an echo slam and bring an AM to do most of the damage

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does this mean bruno got fired?

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>>170057201
Have a box of popcorn in your lap and put your mouth in it. Then ask her if she wants some.

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>>170055195

>>170056614
>pick tiny
>dont level ult
>dont buy an aghs
>gimp yourself in the hopes of le epik meme
>still manage to die cause youre a fucking moron

ftfy

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>>170057027
Remember when solo queue got removed? Everyone was crying about it then too.
I'm happy party ranked is kill.

>>170057775
You still don't have any cosmetics when leveling your ult
Not sure about aghs

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>>170054470
Rofl at partyshits desperately grasping for some kind of highground after getting btfo
i dont even care if this only lasts a week, fucking hilarious reading this post my man

>>170055546
OI READ THIS PARTYSHIT
>>170058438

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BUT HOW ABOUT TEAM RANKED
(the way dota is meant to be played btw)

Forcing 5-person teams is a great idea which encourages you to make solid 5 stack teams instead of 2-1-2 teams where there's a high chance of the stacks going

greedy carry+supp to safe
greedy carry+supp to off

OR

Carry+supp
Mid+jungler
solo off

and then no-one making necessary rotations or working together to take/def objectives.
Now you have actual hard pos5 and roaming pos4s guaranteed.
Too bad that unranked ap has ranked picking order though, there's probably going to be a huge increase in jungle lc/ls 5th picks.

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>>170059640
>>170059856

>>170059591
>>170059640
>>170059745
>>170059856
>>170059923
AND THEN YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING WONDER WHY THIS GENERAL IS DEAD

STOP FUCKING ROLEPLAYING IN A FUCKING DOTA GENERAL

YOU AUTISTIC NIGGERS, GO TO FUCKING MLP OR TRASH OR B IF YOU WANT TO DO YOUR GAY ROLEPLAY WITH EACHOTHER

THIS IS A VIDEOGAMES GENERAL BOARD

THIS IS A DOTA 2 DISCUSSION THREAD

THIS IS NO AN ANIME XDDD GIVE ME ATTENTION THREAD

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

Adelaide?

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hey guys the removal of party ranked is quite good i guess

*cries in the corner*

>>170059856
It will hurt you less then! And youll be able to play faster then

Do all the generals have avatarfags roleplaying or do they feel oddly attracted towards /d2g/ for no aparent reason?

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>>170059938
my coffee

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>People think this party thing will stick.

>>170060073
other generals actually have people posting in them on a regular basis, so those posters tell the avatarfags and niggerfaggots to fuck off constantly and report them, then after a week or 2 they get bored and stop being attention seeking faggots

>>170060073
Yeah, no. You fuckers enabled this by encouraging the Adelaide bullshit. This is just runover because you didn't kill the cancer before it spread.

do all the generals have retard anons who give a shit about meaningless things like names and avatars or do they feel oddly attracted towards /d2g/ for no aparent(sic) reason?

>>170060073

It is LITERALLY the eventual equilibrium of streamcucks
A disease born out of the shitfest of sc2 that has now dispersed to nearly every multiplayer game with a hint of an "esports" component.

Literal subhumans that only doompost and avatarfag

What are some good underused mids? I've been playing a lot of Ember lately but it seems like shitters in my bracket are realising there is a player (me) in the bracket who can play it so they are now actually counter-picking even before I pick. I've had quite good results with Zeus.

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>>170060073
>being so new you don't even have a reference level for other generals
You're even worse than they are

>>170060449
>You're even worse than they are

most people dont come to /vg/ and browse the generals like theyre on /v/ you retard

normal people come to /vg/ and they'll browse one or two generals, not everything in the fucking catalog

>>170060449
Why the fuck would I browse the threads of games I don't play?

We had a lot of waifu posters in the shadowverse general but that's understandable and there was no roleplaying and I quit hearthstone after the first expansion.

>>170060428
venomancer

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>>170060506
>>170060548
If you'd been here for even two years, a microscopic amount of time, even if you near exclusively go to one or two generals, you would still have a reference level for at least some other generals.

>not denying, and actually defending being reddit scum
That's gold, straight up admitting you're a casual shitter that only goes to /d2g/ and reddit exclusively. No wonder all the other generals make fun of this place

>queue with a friend
>go into the offlane with him
>completely shit all over the enemy trilane
>they keep sending more people there, eventually 4 or 5 enemies are permanently in our lane
>eventually just start getting bad trades because there are so many people there
>check out the farm on the mid and safe lane farm
>they've got absolutely nothing
Just fucking kill me

Thanks for reading my blog

>>170060626
Kumikolaide?

People with good rigs, post some screenshots of Dota with graphics maxed

>>170060604
>Being proud of the ammount of time you've wasted on 4chan.
>Caring this much about what website the other anons browse.
>Being this obsesed with reddit.
>Lurk moar I bet you don't even know how to trifoce fucking newfag go become an hero.

You're surely improving the quality of the thread.

And no, I don't browse reddit, fuck that place.

>>170060604
if you participate in "website wars" you're 15

>>170060824
So you're also defending being new and casual phoneposting scum, then? You're doing well for the reputation of this general.
>Sure i dont go to reddit for real im just a spy for you guys haha

>>170060908
>"website wars"
ahaha holy shit
my point proven

>>170060936
>ahaha holy shit
That's my point you daft idiot. I'm making fun of you for caring.

>>170060936
Now we care about what device people use to browse the gulag? And what the fuck does that has to be with being or not new or browsing or not reddit? How fucking autistic must you be to think that everyone who does something you consider cancerous also participates in every other activity ever that you consider cancerous?

You probably started playing last year and learned all the cool memes and now you think that gives you some kind of authority, nobody gives a fuck about you, get the fuck off my gulag I'd rather take a lol refugee asking mechanical questions or even a redditor suggesting stupid agh's upgrades over your autistic whinny ass any day of the week.

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>>170061303
>being this fucking triggered and offended over being called out
Gee I certainly must have hit a nerve
How emberassing

>>170059938
I remember when the Dota general didn't have anime posters yet.

Those were the days...

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good morning dotards

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>no gay hero in 2017

Dota 2 Update - March 3rd, 2017
Product Update - Valve
>Added an in-game hero inspection panel.
>Teleport destination effects now show a visual indicator of the teleporting hero.
>The maximum rank new accounts can calibrate to has been lowered.
>Fixed a bug with item right-click menus sometimes requiring two clicks.

For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
>Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
>Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

Thoughts? Will lowering the calibration cap on new accounts save 4k from smurfs and account buyers?

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>>170061478
yes it was pretty awesome my dude

>>170061663
What was the cap before, and what's the cap now?

>>170061663
it will just move them to 3k

whats the difference