>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Streamlink: http://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
http://www.strawpoll.me/12454735
http://www.strawpoll.me/12454735
http://www.strawpoll.me/12454735
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
reminder that pansy is a cumslut and a fuckdumpster whore
>>169989527
what about smix?
>>169989527
>26 years old
>looks like a 40 years old hag
LMAO
Anyone else cringing way too much from people calling themselves baby kennys in steam?
>>169989561
shes just a regular asian whore
>>169989561
>>169989627
holy shit she is actually 26 I seriously thought she was like 35
no wonder brits go to southeast asia to have sex with underaged prostitutes, their women are fucking trainwrecks
Ant1ka is the cutest goslut :3
>>169989561
>asian
>tattoos
yea she has probably been cum inside while being choke fucked more times than there are csgog posters
real talk
if pansy was sitting next to you while astralis vs navi was on and she took your pants of and started to stroke you slowly you would love it so much
>>169989686
>Look mom I am an announcer xD
Friendly reminder that CSGO is an anime-friendly video game.
>>169989561
those feet are manlier than mine lmaooooo
WOW NAVI YOU RETARDS
>navi vs australis
literally cheaters vs cheaters lmao
this is so sad to watch
>>169989865
if she didn't at least suck it I would feel left out
like what how is my cock not good enough for her but the thousands of other ones she's had inside her are
Just buy pistol armour every round
GG
>>169990003
I hope my cheaters win.
>>169990003
all """""""""""""pro""""""""""""""""""""" cs is cheaters vs cheaters its like pro wrestling everybody just accepts it because it's more entertaining than watching real players but I mean you're not shocking anybody by calling them cheaters of course everybody knows that but it's fun to imagine it as real
Remind me who we're rooting for to win this tourney
>>169990431
the guardian of our skines of course, anon
>>169990431
cis scum
>>169990431
Our guy guardian
>>169990431
heroic for the memes
>>169990431
guardian is csgos main guy atm
how'd that nade not hit him
does anybody actually like danish teams theyre always such boring unlikable fucks
>>169990607
but JW....
ASTRALIS TAKE MY ENERGY
>>169990834
look jw is like the dependable girlfriend you keep around while you cheat on her with exciting new girls because she doesnt have the self esteem to leave you
of course he's still around it's just we want some other flavors from time to time
navi without zeus lol
>device
what the fuck was that reaction from device lol
is this a throw
>>169989561
>feet
what the fuck
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>>169991217
Astralis are our guys tho
guardian will 50 bomb this game, favorite this post
>they don't know about Vlady
>>169991323
>asstralis
>our guys
hello reddo
kjaerbye literally cheating
>>169991323
hahahahahahaha
go fuck yourself
>>169991323
hello and good evening my good gentlesir let me redirect you to http://www.reddit.com/ posthaste
>>169991357
>#JustFriends
why do bitches gotta do that
>>169991480
either ironically or she's signalling to the turbo alphas on twitter that this beta isnt worth her time
>>169991480
because they know that a girl """""""""""""""""""hanging out""""""""""""""""""""" with a guy means they're banging each other
>>169991468
>>169991391
>>169991363
Baited for these exact (You)s
Danish teams are just autistic robots that play CS, even Fnatic have more personality
>>169991357
i hate women
>>169991683
oh anon you got me good
I should have known nobody would unironically support danes over guardian
>>169991690
Exactly like us then
Astralis our guys confirmed
>>169991790
nah
FUUUUUCK SO CLOSE
NAVI PLS
FUCK
Guardian prob has sub 70 IQ
>>169991972
all awp-only players do
>>169991972
flush yourself
>>169992038
umm dotards?
>>169992038
>the largest csgo tournament of the last year
>barely more viewers than league with nothing special going on
FUCK YOU DEVICE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>169990431
#FaZeUp
>>169992038
>>169992143
is dota a dead game I dont follow the baby genre
>>169992041
not really
only guardian and chrisj have sub 70 IQ
>>169992163
League is the biggest game, we get it
just go back, please
>>169990767
>does anybody actually like danish teams theyre always such boring unlikable fucks
this
personality wise and playing style
they're the human race in a fantasy RPG
they're volvo, vanilla, a house in the suburbs
>>169992284
>skadoodle
>jdm
>>169990431
FaZe but I'm feeling uncomfortable with the amount of redditors supporting it now
>xypnix moving his crosshair to the perfect place when navi is peeking
is there any doubt that pros cheat?
baka when is FNX moving back to SK
Another game ruined by OP awp -_-
GUARDIAN YOU DIRTY SLAV THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Rankup soon fellow gocarts!
>>169992782
get a tripcode already so I can block you're autism
Was this a t-bag or just a cheeky ass sniff
daily reminder that female cs go is /csgog/'s szene
>no cheats because women are more honorable
>no toxic masculinity
>smarter plays because females have higher IQ
>no sellouts because less money in the scene
>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs
So, why are u still watching male csgo?
>>169992620
>reddit supporting a cod team
wow shocking
"HE'S A MADMAN"
"WHOOPS HE'S DEAD"
went for retard repeaks and died woooo
*peek*
*kill*
*peek*
*kill*
Another game ruined by OP awp
-guardian
+Zeus
put s1mple to awp
>>169993056
>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs
that's a 10/10 right there
>>169993056
>>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs
>>169993263
>>169993303
lanklets BTFO
>>169993114
but then /ourteam/ gambit would die
>>169993145
you guys need to stop this meme it's dangerous
>gun one shot kills at any range even if you dont headshoot
>the best players literally just stare at a wall
>players are forced to run directly into their crosshairs
>click when they do
>OH MY GOD WHAT AN AMAZING PLAY
literally every single match of cs is ruined by OP awp
the only entertaining rounds are when both teams cant afford awp
finally I can combo cs and soccer bets on tipico.
>>169993263
>>169993303
>>169993398
it's funny because this is how manlets get/look so big so fast
>>169993056
if you get a post similar to this to top 50 posts of /r/globaloffensive I'll give you an awp pink ddpat
sooo... astralis 2-0?
>>169993510
yeah but then they use op ak or op tec-9...
>>169993510
oh man if only something existed that would allow teams to obscure the vision of the enemy for a time period long enough to travel safely through.
i'm going to the beer store, you guys wants anything?
>>169993685
tfw 6'5 and work out every day, eat 4000 calories every day
look like an alien with anorexia
fucking sucks
but at least girls are into me because of my height, too bad I'm a loser who can't take advantage of it
>>169993946
I'll have a couple of nice dark lagers, you choose. thanks anon. here's a 10.
navi has no chance on nuke
>>169989561
holy shit she has gigantic goblin feet
>>169989779
she looks like gypsy who figured out how to panhandle for skines
>>169994268
she can handle my foreskine anytime
>>169993510
>>oh it's a "the guy who says 'awp op' cries again like a little girl" episode
>>169994448
>trying to dismiss it as one person
yea nah 99% of the csgo community knows awp is OP it's only the 1% who can't do nothing but awp to get kills that keeps the awp is balanced meme alive
>>169993845
i just spent 2 minutes trying to find the button to make a post
>>169993946
a weienr
>>169994561
link it when you post it and I'll make multi accounts to up vote
help how do i mute pansy pls reply fast
>>169994550
>>oh it's a "the guy who says 'op awp' responds to your post and still keeps saying the same shit again" episode
>>it's an "astralis rolls navi on de_nuke" episode"
uhh I though group A is weak
>>169994785
just flash your cock and she'll be sucking it in seconds, can't talk with a nice hot cock in your mouth and why would you
>>169994681
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5xbqkt/why_women_are_better_at_counterstrike/
>>169994681
You better delete your post. If the mods find out, they will close this subreddit :(
>it's a s1mple tilts 4th round already
why are shitter europeans always so salty?
>>169995004
I voted
>navi save
LMAO HAVE THEY NEVER PLAYED NUKE OR SOMETHING
wow reddit's rude they just call me names instead of bringing up any data to try to prove me wrong :(
>>169995040
I'm more surprised people still suk his dick. He should be forgotten after he left liquid in a fashion like no other and then achieved nothing.
>>169995231
reddit is known for their sexist alt-right views desu
dead general
this is some sad shit from navi
>>169995004
lel
already deleted
>>169995761
it's deleted? i can still comment on it and stuff
Why are women seperate in csgo? this is not like a real sports with physiological differences, why shouldn't one just join a regular (male) team? i.e. juliano joining godsent or something
any girls who sound like pansy here?
i wanna suck your tits
>>169995837
the OP says [removed]
I'm not that familiar with reddo. The post also wasn't in "new" for some reason.
>>169995004
nice try anon reddits censors the truth yet again
>>169995967
can you see my posts?
I literally wont care about any other match in this tournament if navi get knocked out
wow asstrails really toggled the cheats to 100%
boring as shit tourney with exception of group phase
>>169995897
They aren't actually separate. Women can join the same teams as males.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcRy0F3xyE&t
FUCK DENMARK
why are only some teams aloud to cheat and not all ?
pimple so mad lmao kid
navi lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK NAVI
>>169996348
Why are only some people allowed to rape twelve year old kids and get away with nothing but community service?
guys I cant watch :(
I dont like to see it when guardian is unhappy :(
Is Na'Vi pronounced "Navy"?
>>169996524
you mean muslims?
>>169996605
Navy rhymes with gravy. NaVi is pronounced Naw/nah, vi/vee
>>169996079
yes
>>169996657
Yes.
>>169996605
yes they are gay like the people in the navy
>>169996246
cs just sucks right now desu
What is the most boring map to watch and why is it cbble?
>>169996605
Like the alien fucking shits from avatar
>mfw i finally realized navi got their name from avatar
>>169996761
so can't i just paste it into the comments?
Wait what happened to heroics, I thought they topped group.
>>169995897
Because women are still terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57URXlu-A4w
GET HYPE PEOPLE
I JUST GOT ///DIRECT/// CONFIRMATION THAT NATE IS GOING TO POST ANOTHER CSGO VIDEO IN THE FOLLOWING 60 MINUTES
>>169996657
its not rape if a muslim has sex with a 12 year old thats called marriage
>>169996998
But what if they're not married and it's actually an eight year old boy at a pool?
>>169996948
Natus Vincere, Latin for born to win
>>169996952
Sure. But some unpaid mod may remove the comment too.
>>169997063
thats not rape since its a boy and boys cant be raped
>>169996991
literally who?
ty danes
giving away a m4 guardian mw
post with trade link + ending in 9 gets it
>>169996889
because there's literally only 3-4 chokepoints to hold all round
unlike a great map like overpass where CTs can start round by holding very far from bomb sites and gradually fall back
>>169997064
mindblown
>navi eventually beats the humans, thus fulfilling their prophacy
james cameron what a genius
underrated movie
>>169997193
the best player that posts in this dump
>>169997064
Apparently Navi formed when Avatar came out so they changed the official name to Natus Vincere to avoid getting sued.
>>169997197
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=154316055&token=L1DTd6Yp
>>169997305
>the best player that posts in this dump
Sorry thats WorldEdit
>>169997123
>unpaid
what
why do they do it then
>Make Astralis Great Again
>>169997471
if nobody gets it in the next 10m its yours
>be female csgotard
>actually using the shadow daggers unironically
is this a joke?
>>169997197
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=89175443&token=2ZP9xDSG
>>169997212
>>169996948
NaVi has been around a lot longer than Avatar
When will the new kids finally go play Overwatch and let cs die again
>>169997197
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=160737625&token=wtap8GX8
anon pls
>>169997703
>be racist sexist drumpftard
>judge people based on how they look
>judge people based on their tastes in knife pixels
???
is this some kinda joke?!??!
>>169997703
What if it's a female(male) csgotard?
>>169997828
can I take a break from the satire and layers of irony to just say again how thankful I am that trump was elected
>>169997197
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=41284832&token=1De_T9sT
ez
>>169997197
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=86860482&token=tzjTWRPm
>>169997616
ty!! upboated for visibility xD
>>169997892
>thankful for treason
hmmmmm.... burgers cant be this stupid right?
>one woman advantage
oh. come on...
>>169997197
kill yourself
Who /bet god/ here?
https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/837711574026563584
that's why pansy is the sexiest
>>169998121
poor zeus
he should have never been cut
>>169998121
lmao guardian
>>169998196
because she's a depraved whore with no self esteem who will do literally anything you want? including rimming your unwashed ass while you fuck another woman right in front of her?
>>169998361
she's not like that... you went too far this time
Is lining up smokes with the viewmodel the cool new thing to do? WTF now i have to use the shitty default viemodel?
GOTARDS???
>>169998560
sorry mate I take it back she's a good little slut but she has some boundaries, like only one cock per hole
welp
clock isn't even 8 pm and the CS is already over for today
guess might as well go to bed early
>>169999183
tfw do this too
started getting up at 5-6 am
makes it seem like I'm on top of my shit but really I'm just so depressed and bored that I have nothing to do but sleep after like 7 pm
>>169997997
yes white people are this stupid
>>169999183
low tier cs is still going on
>>170000368
>USA
>white
...
>>169999410
virgin
>>170000493
i'm not THAT desperate
i'll just get drunk by myself until i fall asleep
>>170000579
not a virgin but the only girl I've had sex with, my current girlfriend, is a slut who cheated on me lol
>>169997197
1500 nigga if tryna come and book me
>>170000493
he said cs is over for the day you twit
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN?
https://youtu.be/ybY27yp_0bk
I unironically think rain is the most attractive female player
>>170001324
>nylon
>harvey
>goosebreeder
no
>>170001257
how does he not die
does he hack
>>170001257
I want you to hold me down and fuck me hard while you kiss me and play with my hair
>>170001257
Obvious wallhack and toggling @1:40
>>170001170
fuck off king of nordic is god tier
>>170001667
>harvey
>>170002068
literally nobody cares what Europe does not even Europe
>>170002369
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFgavZAjCY
>anime avatar
>cheater
like pottery desu
>>170002893
fuck off reddit
so how come navi players didn't know you can't save on nuke by standing in either bombsite, everybody knows that, it's mind boggling
>>170003156
because s1mple got tilted after losing 3 rounds and then their buy so they just decided to forfeit instead.
>>169997616
expert baiter
>>170003479
not really, basically the lowest tier of bait you're just stupid
>>170002369
>us beta chubby chinless brown dudes be hover hand stealin' yo hideous whyte wimmez
>>169997197
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=141932637&token=7T9i7GL-
yea ok
>>170001257
nice
>die
>teammate isn't watching where I died from
>bottomfrag
who's fault is it
>>170003479
>>169997616
>>169997471
>>169997197
forgot about it actually lul
sent an offer
>>170003661
>i'm just stupid
i usually assume giveaways are fake, sorry i spent the time to paste my trade url
>>170004219
>doge sticker
nice
Is he literally /ourguy/?
>>170005210
>silver 1 to gn2 in 60 games
is nate actually pro
>>170005210
could you ask nate if he solo queues?
standing still in spawn after the round started should be ground for a permanent ban
>>170006347
>Lets just play a 6am MM game
>Team are retards
Not sure what I expected
>>170006641
You have 10 placements, you dont start at silver 1
>>170006721
>tfw i wanna do that to someone
Hold me /csgog/
good site to bet skins?
Is there any way to get fucked for false reports? Can I just report anyone top fragging I dont like?
These girls aren't very good with grenades.
Or aiming.
Or strategy.
>>170007132
cobble is absolute trash bottom tier
>gn in charge of their own finances
>>170007206
don't think there's any direct punishment for random reports but getting falsely banned is much less likely than the cheatos will have you believe
>>170007206
I've reported everyone after every match I lose for 3 years and have had nothing happen to me
>>170007602
>>170007769
Perfect.
>go soloqueue mm on smurf to derank
>get in team with obvious wallhacker
>win while trying to feed enemy team all game
>queue again
>get in team with 4 friends
>both enemies and teammates play suspicious
>after few rounds teammates go all-out on hacks
>ends up being cheaters vs cheaters
>we win
jesus christ it's literally impossible to derank solo in this shit game
How do you kill that which has no knife?
>Team Secret mimi2k
what did she mean by this?
>all those female pros with choker in their pic
haram
>brb gonna smoke
>Last Online: 6 hours ago
>yfw zaaz brings home another one for da land
>CT Mirage
>Head off to A
>Notice entire team is as well
>Turn around and go B
>Entire team follows
pls kill me
>watching esports instead of GB switch stream
>>170012050
It means they think you're the leader.
>>170012176
>nintoddlers stream
>>170012339
Is this like ducks where they see me as their mother?
I guess being the only one with double digits kills sure makes me seem like a god to them
>>170012383
>last drew stream
im watchin
>>170012176
goodbye drew ;_;
>>170012176
>watching a bunch of manchildren play with a toddlers' toy
this is an 18+ website
>>170012552
>not liking drew
what are you lads doing on this fine day known as friday
>>170013083
ummmm.... gotards?
>>170013219
it'd funnier if you posted that pic upside down xD
>>170013327
wow, what a fresh and original joke
>>170013378
thanks senpai
I'm getting better at jokes and pranks
Why is daddy Jeff yelling at Drew...
>>170008453
Its the gentlemans HVH my friend :^}
>navi gets smashed at every single tournament after new york
>s1mple has gone from the hope of CIS to literally JUST
>pic related was his actual headshot for kato17
i'm laughing on the outside, and i'm also laughing on the inside
>$70 in a day of betting
not bad tbqh, how about you guys?
>>170015995
I only bet on major memes. And no less that 5:1 odds.
Made 5k off the election doing this
>>170016068
Do you bet on majors only or do you bet on major meme teams?
>no less than 5:1 odds
Did you bet on the IMT game?
>>170016138
Majorly meme teams in majors. Didnt actually bet this round. Not enough dosh to risk it
Mouse came in the mail. Time to frag sum noobs lol xD
>>170017108
>no numkeys
how do you do buy binds then maggot?
>>170017108
>Tenkeyless
And I thought I had shit taste
>>170015995
what site is this?
>>170017108
>EC2-A
tiny hands
manlet confirmed
when will they learn??
guys i woke up this morning with my ear hurting, now it hurts like a mother fucker and its ringing, i thought it was water but it hasn't come out if it is, im fucking scared senpai
>>170017560
Go to a doctor
>play against nate
>lose
wtf gotards i thought you said he was bad
>go to a dead general
>talk about yourself in 3rd person for (you)s
at least go to the overwatch general if you want a reaction
Should I get a Zowie by Benq mouse or Logitech 403?
>>170018325
502. Bigger numbers = better
Anyway to reset your stats? My first 100 hours of this game were trash and I kinda want a decent K:D and win ratio
>>170018491
There is, but it'll cost you $14.99
>>170018491
play against bots DM, add a ton of bots on the enemy side, remove all the bots from your side
>>170018651
I'm way too jewish for that.
>>170018808
Sounds good
I thought I got VAC banned. Freaked me out because this is my smurf (prime account) that I only use deagle/shotgun on, and I get a lot of reports.
Got kicked from a comp match with this error, couldn't reconnect it just gave me this error again.
Closed game, verified files, still couldn't connect. I'm playing through Wine on Linux, but I've never had this problem before.
Eventually I stopped getting it, but only after I abandoned the match.
>>170017385
with my left hand
>>170017425
you do have shit taste my dude
>>170017517
well i am asian so,,,,,,, i might consider getting the ec1-a since this is smaller than i thought it would be or an fk series mouse next week
>>170019009
you probably have to verify again. i had to do that a few times and even restarted my computer and it worked fine
How do I git gud
>>170020794
144hz monitor
Pro level mouse mat
Gaming glasses
And some GFUEL
>>170020794
if you're silver/gold nova with over 40 wins you'll probably stay there forever
ryx and semphis are on the same team and their dead coms are available in gotv
it's kind of great
>>170021276
What if I'm GN2 with only 16 wins. Is there hope for me.
>>170022925
you have 60 wins, not 16, nate
>we tilt in game and we do dumb shit
>we know they're not mid and we're just walking around with our dicks in our hand
semphis is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YIL2kJasKI
Rate or hate me
>>170024221
anyone can do that in low level ranks my dude
>>170024551
But i am low level rank ;_;
https://twitter.com/juliakiran/status/837779092355284992
>dat prize money
LMAO
>>170026139
I mean that'll still buy a toppa the line gpu
just saying
watching chrisj stream the splyce v selfless match is hilarious
brehs...
>>170026552
Where?
>>170027075
https://www.twitch
.tv/chrisjcsgo
>>170027172
Yeah, I found it. I thought I had him followed but I didn't.
Chrisj has the weirdest viewmodel. Makes me feel like I'm watching sub 4:3 fov
>>170026139
zaaz looks awful in this pic lmao
lul https://twitter.com/alluCSGO/status/837826846330867713
our girls
How do I fix my fps, /csgog/?
When I launch the game it starts out with 200-250 fps but slowly degrades to 90-150 as the client runs.
All my graphics settings are set to low except for shadows and shaders and I'm running 1280x960 with fps_max 999.
I have a 970 and an i7 4770k plus 16GB of RAM, why is the Source Engine so shitty?
Help me, /csgog/
>>170031204
real talk now, I bet it's ultimately fun to get shitfaced with pansy
Any new good paid hacks? Feel like fucking around on my Nova account
>>170032507
>animes
>cheater
like pottery
who we watching tonight my dudes?
>>170034409
FaZe vs Immortals then Heroic vs Astralis
Might stay up for the Space Soldiers game as well. I find them interesting to watch despite being roaches
>>170029070
What did he mean by this?
>>170017425
that's a 60% idiot
lrn2pok3r
>>170035786
Whatever it is its complete garbage
>>170035831
stay mad broke faggot
>when Neymar got all the achievements and you didn't
>>170035953
I can actually afford a full keyboard unlike you.
>>170035786
but thats a happy hacking keyboard professional 2
http://wtvr.com/2017/03/02/twitter-to-stream-esports-events/
AMWF
>>170036949
Why would anyone use twitter to stream? I really dont see the point
>>170037116
no one watches tv anymore. they stream sporting events and a bunch of other things as well and want people to tweet while watching these kinds of things
>>170037094
which one is the woman
>>170036106
what's his rank? i hope i meet him in mm sometime lel
>spray ump through smoke
>2 kills
hi overwatch
>>170037637
>Spam autosniper through smoke
>2 headshots
I could feel the reports flowing through me
How do we make pansy lose some weight and morph back into lan hottie
>steel the only one streaming rn
>>170036116
who cares about you stolen library keyboard
>>170039618
I'm rubbing my dick and balls over my arrow keys and numpad. You will never feel this joy
>>170037637
i took a shot and killed someone with an awp, got smoked off, stood still for a second or two, took a random spam shot through the smoke, and got a collat
>>170040396
>Hiding out in smoke
>Hear someone nearby
>Time for a ez knife kill
>It was a teammate
>And I got them good
"oops"
How is this game 12gb. Its ugly as fuck
>>170040987
no u
>>170041220
But it is. Small maps with pretty low texture quality on most of them.
>>170041462
no u
>>170042058
watching dazed and elige my dude
>>170032115
fixed
>>170040987
2gb game
10gb gay cub porn nate added to the valve repository
Where can I exchange csgo keys for skins? After years of no skins I finally want to get my first one.
>>170037637
>overpass
>attempted an AWP wallbang from Truck to T steps
>got a headshot
>mfw I fucking destroyed someone from CT spawn
How long until I get VAC banned?
>>170042816
just buy from market
>>170042916
make a webm or it didnt happen
>>170043021
I don't have the demo, but here's what it looks like. https://youtu.be/ExTCPF7vDN8?t=132
>>170043197
2:12 if the time link didn't work.
>>170043197
>here's someone else doing it
i was the president here's trump becoming president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBsJNdK1t0
>>170042968
But I have keys. ;_;
steel is playing casual
>that weezer song
>that hair
>being steel
>>170043197
>I don't have the demo
so download it dingus
>>170043649
Sup Clinton, got those stains out yet?
>>170012521
It's people trying to poach kills. Basically on ct side in all levels (gold to supreme), people will try to rotate positions without calling it because they are sick of bottom fragging or want to overtake you as top fragger. They aren't actually following because they look up to you - in their minds they are as good as you, and you've been lucky - they just want you to do the hard work so they can trade or steal kills.
What did he mean by this?
>>170017560
Could be impacted wax or something. The symptoms are consistent with someone about to get permanent hearing loss though. I'd say emergency room this shit
>>170045454
kek
as if there was any doubt
What are all of the factors that affect your MMR loss/gain from a single match?
Is it just win = +25 MMR, lose = -25 MMR like DotA?
>>170046368
(+25 or -25) + (deviation from average score)
>>170045454
I bet Thorin though Komari was best non non
>>170046685
Thats a weird way to spell renge
>>170046917
I said what Thorin thought, not who isCandy Store
>>170046996
Now thats some good taste. More mature and far more overlooked.
Would lick her lollipop
>>170045454
Stop shilling yourself thoooorin.
>>170046368
round wins give you elo based on whether you were "supposed to win" according to rank/elo distribution
>>170042816
skin.trade desu
Is this game like Overwatch, where playing competitive at late night is a horrible experience?
>>170050578
depends
why is OW bad at night?
CS attracts similar players as CoD so theres a ton of dudeweed and "i'm plaiyng like a still born infant because I'm high on xanax" players at night
What is the objectively best mouse for CS, /csgog/?
>>170026139
>LITERALLY empty crowd
dead game
>>170052217
Lots of people are complaining about the scream 1. I haven't used one and am thinking about buying one in the near future just for having it.
Where do you go to bet skins?
>>170052980
I got one, it's complete fucking garbage. Feels like a cheap plastic $20 mouse and it has a lot of problems. You can't even press the side buttons at the same time as clicking.
>>170053117
Actually I just looked it up and there was a firmware update fixing this ghosting issue. If you can get it cheap it's a decent ambidextrous mouse with a pretty good sensor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIoDm7KrXa4
1-5 cs+ music
6-0 anime+darkest dungeon
BRRAAAAAAAAPPP
>>170056060
uuhhh
did second from left wet himself?
What do you guys do when you wanna play, but it seems like every shot is warping through people. I verified files, made my ip static and flushed my dns. Ping is also jumping up every now and then, tried resetting the modem and shit.
My skills make up for the shitty internet, but I just know I won't go in there and dominate against people with 5 ping.
>>170056528
*ip static + DMZ
>>170056526
uhhh what are shadows?
Is first shot accuracy still RNG in GO or did they revert that?
I miss when hazed wasnt clinically depressed
>>170056528
what are your specs?
>>170056680
5960x, 980ti, 32gb ddr4 ram, 1TB ssd.
>inb4 core memes, I render shit for uni
>>170052217
logitech g pro
lads
>>170057627
BMC has been on a tear lately. Nice to see since they've been around for like 2+ years
>>170057627
hook a nigga up with some cheap skins my dude
>play silvers with a controller
>like 3K/D
>this unironically happens
Im inclined to believe you have learning difficulties
>>170042916
it's 99% overwatch doing the anti cheat business, vac barely competed against free aimware kids.
So, I practice spray patterns, learn grenades, practice on aim maps, practice on aimbotz, all that jazz.
I even warmup doing all that stuff for like half an hour before mm. I'm still Silver Elite Master.
should I just give up?
queue with friends
(inb4 (((i dont have friends))))
>>170057627
What site is this?
>>170059074
desu i think movement is among the most important, once you learn good movement, you'll automatically get good crosshair placement and learn how to get around maps easier
go kz and bhop until you don't move around like a clunky tank and your mouse movements and keyboard presses are in symbiosis
FAZE 2-0
https://twitter.com/i/live/831244882702241792
i really hope the cod team wins this against the favelas
>>170063774
cod team more like our team
>FAZE
My fucking heart jesus
>>170063797
>>170063797
>>170063797
>>170063797
thiis
#EzAf
#FaZeUp bois!!!
>molly spreads
#fazeup
>>170064076
According to the script ;^)
#GODniko #FaZeUp
>hen1 tries to shoot a guy through 2 walls and a smoke
nothing suspicious here goyim, keep buying the tickets and skines!
FUCKING FAZE OMG
get rid of panzy now
*DEAD* allu: lets throw next lmao
*DEAD* karrigaN: lmao mad man did it
why doesnt valve do manual reviews and bans?
how much more obvious does it have to get?
FaZe whatever they are, at least are fucking entertaining as hell
>>170064287
>what is overwatch
allu is probably the dumbest player I seen
>>170064339
hope they'll rekt the boring autistic danes as well
>buy guns
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
wew
>he knew exactly what was going on
>>170064356
>overwatch
hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>170064393
this desu, whatever team wins I just want them to poo on the danes
>pro CS
LMAO FAZE UP MY DUDES
>>170064339
this very much lmao
T H E S O L U T I O N
H
E
S
O
L
U
T
I
O
N
>CS:GO
>PRO SCENE
>eSPORTS
of course Allu gave them the AK
christ this guy is so dumb
Shut the fuck up Pansy you cum slut
>>170064781
literally our guy
k1o
1
o
brazillians chasing down a kill when they're losing by 4 rounds and almost losing...
How do I improve my aim and control recoil? I keep my crosshair on enemy and yet it doesn't hit.
that obvious fucking aimlock from lucas lmao
>>170064980
coincidence my dude....
>>170064939
download cheats
that blatant lucas aim lock
>>170064980
overflicked on an apps transfer
nothing to see here gold novas
Both teams are throwing so hard, holy shit.
wtf is digity ?
>>170065062
how is faze throwing?
why is immortals so fucking shit?
>>170065074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOh7V6WlfIM
>>170065094
they're fucking BR monkeys with cheats, what the fuck did you expect?
CSGO's peak was in 2015, when BRs didn't exist, after they entered the scene with their cheats, everything went downhill and we've been downhill since
>>170065074
porch/hut
>>170065141
faze pulling us up tho
csgo renaissance coming up
do you even have english speaking people working for you, ESL?
>the 7-1 meme is inescapable
based ESL
fuck you braziliansss
i lost everything betting on those n00bz
Immortals is a bad (or sick) team!
>>170065307
>English Second Language
>>170065416
>soon they will?
what did they mean by this?
who wins on mirage?
>>170065464
PROFESSIONAL LEVEL COUNTER STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENSIVE
>>170065640
faze #FaZeUp
>>170065640
faze easy unless favelas go full toggle
>>170065464
FAZE TAKE MY ENERGY
>>170065640
cheat providerd
>yanko
ResidentSleeper
>>170056528
I have the same problem too.Hell sometimes my shotgun shot doesn't even register at all.
The biggest problem i have is when i shoot with the gun on my screen,sound comes out bullets actually leave the shotgun but in the replay not even the sound happens.
I don't know what kind of netcode the game uses but it's fucking bullshit that i can't at least trade kills.
>pistols
gr8 esport you have ere goys
>>170066051
>he doesn't want tension in every round
>>170065464
Whats this supposed to show?
>stand still, aim at guy tap one shot burst
>no hit
>he runs and spray 4 on 4 hits
?
you want to toggle?
say no more
HACKS ON BOYS
fuck you brhues
where do i get niko's "config"
Why are deagle rounds so much better than tec9 rounds?
How do you spell victory? N-I-K-O
how come nikos deagle is so accurate even when shooting multiple bullets in a row???
@170066349
shut the fuck up retarded ponyposter go back to your containment board
>buy guns
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
le
>>170066402
SMG's rekt tec9
>>170066421
hard work and practice my dude
faze is so bad
#FaZeUp
>>170066421
He pressed F9.
>>170066521
jokes on you I use a mac
NICE TOGGLE HEN
just a coincidence
DESERT EAGLE:GO
literally everybody is toggling HARD
I'm not sure if I should be pissed that pistols still haven't been nerfed or happy to see more deagles
>Obama going to prison
>Niko has a real team
Best timeline
>>170066656
>>Obama going to prison
?
>>170066656
>>Obama going to prison
sauce?
gg faze lost this FUCK
Faze gonna this series
>press W to win
That's some MM strats right there
>>170066692
>>170066691
Check Trump's twitter
faze will never win a tournament
>>170066817
>lap dog of inter-dimensional vampiric pedophiles going to jail
yeah nah
I like this generic fill music better than that shitty "still alive" thing they keep shilling
>>170066858
>he says right before they win their first tournament
>>170066817
Evidence?
Niko Niko Niii
is allu braindead?
>>170067091
he's not called bot allu for nothing
>>170067091
overdose on memes
>blocks your path
>>170067091
lol just bein a fin
>>170067141
>pansy will never know who you are
>>170067141
I-I didn't mean to insult dirty bomb it'll be big soon I'm sure
>>170067091
spurdo brain ? fugg :DDD
>>170067223
What is the joke here with unreal engine?I don't see it.
>>170067141
*brappp*
>>170067236
faze? more like feces rofl
COME ON FAZE LETS FUCKING GO 16-10
>tfw you unpacked a niko sticker and it's already 1 buck profit
Damn, Niko is so "good'
>>170067141
>>170067312
more Pansies please
allu has no game sense man
>>170067468
should've replaced him for scream tbqh
pansy is the kind of girl who will suck until the last drop~
>>170067506
whos going to be the awper then?
>>170067468
>finnish having sense at all
epoch
-allu +machinegun
kio "THE PROBLEM" shima
>>170067545
niko/karrigan can awp
tbqh there's no need for a dedi awper for this kinda team
stewie got cucked
>>170067734
#FaZeUp MFERS
br monkeys btfo, thank you based faze
FAZE UP
A
Z
E
U
P
why would they kick allu when hes statistically best player after niko
#FavelaDown #RUNFaZe #StayHumble
these FaZe jerseys are pretty effay
>It doesn't seem like Faze has just become better with the addition of Niko, it seems like everyone has stepped up
uhh pansy?
>OJBorg literally has a radio show on the BBC
>>170067889
How can you get kills if your teammates are getting them all? Think dumb dumb
>leave de_europe ct sided
LMAO
>mouseshit wasted niko for 2 years
i hope everyone on that team gets ran over by a truck
>>170068075
ok which one of you guys did this
lmao
LEAVE EUROPE CT SIDED
>>170068116
Its been at every polish event for years. Poles hate the muzzies
BR SHITTERS BTFO. Feels good
>>170068075
>>170068116
>>170068123
>>170068145
Anyone got a screencap?
>>170068145
Every real european hates mudslimes
>>170067889
theres no reason why there should be a 16 kill difference between 1st and 2nd place.
>>170068365
meant for >>170067956
>inb4 heroic upset and the final is laughably onesided
cap this post btw
>Quiet, unremarkable, boring autists who are hated by reddit
Are Heroic our guys?
>>170068506
moddi is our guy
>>170068365
except if the 1st place can be argued to be a top 1 player in the world
>>170068506
why would reddit hate heroic, i thought they were hispters
>>170068506
Would like them to upset asstralis tbqh
lmao that is one dead venue
>fer pump and dumping /csgog/'s waifu
Tell me about white women, why do they love brown cock so much?
>>170068780
>40 year old pimply hag
>anybody's waifu
even pansy is better than her
Heroic or Astralis lads?
So I guess no more games today. Why must VP suck so much against T2 teams.
Anyway, I seriously hope Pansy doesn't cast the final tomorrow.
>>170068843
Astralis if you got money
>>170068780
God knows why anyone would stick their dick in that disgusting harpy
>>170069106
>>170068839
sour grapes
>>170068843
apparently heroic have never lost a lan against astralis
inter country matches are a coin toss
>>170069143
fuck off retard
>>170068843
Heroic, our guy Thorin said they would upset :^)
>>170069143
>>170068780
wait did they fuck?
>>170069349
they were flirting on twitter so it reasonable to assume she got pumped and dumped
>>170068780
white women basically cucked white men into being subservient and not acting like men anymore, which means that they arent really men
so they date the lower races for "real men" who universally turn out to be shitty partners
in turn asian women discard asian men for white men
nobody picks the women of the lesser races or asian men
>>170069392
based fer
>>170069396
t. virgin who lives in his mother's basement
no one wants to watch these boring danes
>>170069582
i'm not a cumskin bruh, i just hate all the race baiting that happens on the internet now
>>170066704
How the hell does Niko get that second kill with a deag while shooting that fast and moving?
>>170069638
being good
>>170069638
what happens in that webm is possible with a bit of luck, niko's deagle aces against faze and the frenchies are even more ridiculous
2-0 for Astralis desu.
train for map 1
ct start on nuke for map 2
>>170069582
kill yourself
>Astralis and Heroic are both (((player owned))) organisations who just happen to be funded by the same venture capital investment
really makes me think
>720p source
lmao
what a poor esports
this is FGCuck tier tbqh lads
>losing to no name gigawhos
What's up danecucks?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANES ARE SO BORING
DO SOMETHING YOU AUTISTS
>>170070012
>not knowing who heroic are
kys
Why buy anything other than Tec9 and armour?
device cant hit anything
>losing with 5 cheaters on your team
>>170070265
can't toggle from round 1
>>170070265
VERY INTELLIGENT MAN
>device choking
>niko so good he's carrying two teams
>>170070312
Okay so how do i fix this piece of shit? The replay is different than what i did.By this i mean my shot doesn't come out even thought i actually did.
It happens every time against every kind of people so ping doesn't matter.
fuck you shitralis.
>>170070620
git gud
>>170070620
fuck me in my ass and cum in my mouth anon!
kjaerbye locking for info sm h
>>170069638
He crouch slides into the peek, and he's probably the best deagle player in the world. Good control and a bit of luck
wow I dont give a shit about any of the teams remaining in this tournament
fuck it
how the fuck is astralis this bad on train?
motherfucking train??
>>170071132
xyp's gotten 1 kill since pistol round
LETS FUCKING GO ASTRALIS YOU KEKS
>fatmin trying to take fatmans g-fuel
who will prevail?
umm KJAEBYE?... What's up with your crosshair movement...?
I dont give a shit at all who wins this match both of these teams are completely indistinguishable and have no personality whatsoever
glave is so fucking autistic looking god damn
>>170071504
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotard?
Is it just me or are Asstralis cheating?
>>170071671
every """""""""""""""""""""pro"""""""""""""""""""""""""" team is cheating, anon.
predict the score for train
>>170071671
they are
>>170071513
neck yourself you shitter if you don't support our bois heroic then just fuck off back to re'ddit
>>170071710
leaked script says 16 - 12
>>170071710
16-15
>>170071710
16-8
>>170071791
why are you even watching if you've already seen the script, pointless
>>170071930
Why do people watch theatre? Even if you know the script, the performance is fun
>>170071930
why assume that I'm watching?
>>170071930
it's like pro wrestling, you know it's not real and you know it's scripted but it's fun to see how it happens anyways
kjaebye is so suspicious
MODIFIES THE BODY
Why do people in MM take pride in calling themselves awpers? It's literally the easiest role to play, and you're basically just admitting all you can do is hold the same three or four angles on CT side every game.
>>170072393
>It's an """awper""" doesn't buy because he's saving for the """awp""" round
just kys
>>170072393
awping takes an enormous amount of skill
>>170072502
no it doesnt
>>170071791
HOLY FUCK
>>170072502
lmao
>>170071791
>mfw
>>170072449
>awper shits all over his economy every round to save for awp
>always loses awp every time he buys it
>screams at you to save awp for next round every time you win and he's dead
>demands you buy awp for him
>if you don't do as he says he'll bottom frag with 2 kills since he literally can't do anything but hold angles with awp
>people think heroic may win the semis
lel
karrigan needs to finish his revenge story arc
>>170071791
>>170071930
>>170072157
what did I tell you boys?
>>170072603
why are you acting so smug csgog has known about scripts since 2009
>>170067889
Damn, Niko raped.
Why do Astralis bother me so much? I never disliked a cs team the way I do Astralis.
>>170067889
pansy is there to have her fuckmeat plowed and to drink semen, nothing else
Should I wager money on FaZe vs Astralis in the final?
Idk, FaZe is looking scary, but Astalis has a deep map pool.
That being said, a BO5 hasn't been seen with these teams so I don't know how the pressure will get to them. FaZe has had longer time to recover and practice..
Choices! I do hope FaZe wins.
>>170072839
Dont worry bby. They will get smashed in the grandfinal.
>>170072924
The final is a BO5?
>>170073068
Yup.
>>170073068
Bo3
>>170072685
>>170072603
>>170071930
>>170072157
>>170071791
>>170071708
le conspiracy theories
>>170073105
>>170073105
No. BO5
>>170073176
Said its bo3 on the site yesterday when i looked, wtf
>>170072924
I'll give you a free tip..
My script says Astralis
It's set to go to the full 5 maps though, so get odds on that if your sportsbook of choice is offering
>>170073126
reminder that I rule csgog :)
>>170073221
I believe you. Wouldn't surprise me ESL fucks up their own site.
>>170073126
>>170073225
>le script meme
Fuck off
>>170073241
nice try nice shoop
>>170073293
you'll be sorry
>>170052217
>using a rival
>using a memeone
>>170073241
>>170073356
WutFace
Who's lying?
Why do teams keep picking shitty fucking Nuke?
>>170073416
both
>Find game
>Matchmaking decides to put two separate two stacks of twelve year old Russians on my team
>Constant mic screeching
>Around round 8 one of the stacks decides they don't want to play anymore
>So they start teamkilling the other stack until they get kicked
T-thanks Valve
>>170073421
danes ane vp are good at it
c9 and sk tried to mindgame each other
>>170073435
voice_enable 0
>>170073421
hi reddo
Nuke is literally /ourmap/
niko would destroy pansy's pussy game
>>170073553
italy, dust, cache, and overpass are /ourmaps/
GG heroic
>zipex
Fucking Henry gaylord on the cast
>>170073456
Who's the cutie on the right?
hey bros dont know if you remember me from a while ago but I'm drone anon I cashed out my skines to buy a drone and some other stuff
it came about a week ago
its pretty sweet
have to say I'm glad I have this instead of the skines you boys were right I've been spending more time outside
anyways hope you're all doing well
best regards,
- drone anon
>>170073817
3 weeks and you will get bored and be back
>>170073817
>i want a fedora with propellers
i bet you wear shorts too
>>170073707
https://twitter.com/polazas
>le close range awp this guy is fucked
>*get no scoped*
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>170074068
>https://twitter.com/polazas
Thankyou friend
Heroic chasing kills like a MM game
>>170073893
you might be right we'll see
>>170074061
adult male shorts in public is my favorite csgog meme thanks anon
>>170073817
nice. Does it have GPS and autopilot and FPS headwear and all that shit?
Link to the model if you can mate
>got vac banned a year ago and haven't played since
>suddenly felt the urge to bhop
>created a new account and bought csgo again
yikes I'm actually autistic
jugi is fucking useless, this isn't mm mate
>VP lost to this
>10-3 on their own map pick
Why tho?
cumsy
>>170074695
Nuke is still CT sided as fuck no matter what the commentators say
>>170073692
thats literally how its pronounced
We aren't gonna have a niko v niko grandfinal are we?
>>170074487
https://www.dji.com/mavic
it has gps and auto fly modes
didnt buy fpv goggles but I think some are coming out later that maybe I'll try
its pretty fun man
>>170073621
>dust
bonsoir ribbit
Why dont doors burn?
Why do I still play this game? That jump headshot with a pistol from xyp there really just makes me wonder.
>>170075026
>>170073817
R/C helicopter for turbo-autists
>>170075358
theres literally no other competitive shooter out right now that is both popular and moderately good
theres shooters that are good but they're dead
theres shooters that are popular but they're shit
>>170075462
I mean, I love the game. But it's in such a sorry state right now, especially regarding pistols.
>It's another danish choke episode
>>170075565
I mean it's fine, there's flaws, it sucks that the community abandoned servers and you can only play a handful of maps for real these days
but it's better than the other fps games out there right now so it's whatever
>>170075754
both teams are danish tho
>>170075832I think thats anons joke
>>170075754
If they're both danes do they both choke?
>>170075912on each others cocks
>>170075943
true
>>170075912
based moddi wins
>buy guns
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
every time
buy rifles=lose
buy pistols=win
>buy guns
>lose
>buy deagles
>win
>guns
>pistols
etc.
>buy guns
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
What is the point in this game?
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>>170076206
stop dudes you don't GET counterstrike lmao
gg danecucks
>>170076235
>not playing glass usp/glock every round
git gud
>>170076172
>>170076179
>>170076190
>>170076196
>>170076206
counterstrike is a luck based game, that's why it's always been popular among so many people
if you want skill based mechanics look elsewhere
>>170076235
What is the point in counter strike if buying cheap pistols against rifles wins you the game most of the time?
>>170076314
lol shut the fuck up you utter mongoloid
Snax and pasha fistfight vs all of asstralis. Who wins?
>>170076476
asstralis manlet dweebs couldn't even throw a punch
>g
>p
>>170075026
>https://www.dji.com/mavic
looks nice, thanks brother happy flying
>MVP before the final
Jesus fucking christ kill yourselves
Most boring match of the whole tournament
why is the csgo ending so early i need more
am i banned
our guy jay dubs is streaming my dudes
>>170077439
>leet mob
this name makes me so angry
>>170079227
you guys notice how karrigan has these rounds where he goes absolutely super sayan with the awp? will going up against astralis unlock his true power?
>allu about to get fucked
>ads come on
LMAO WAT DA FUQ IS THIS??????????????????
>he doesnt use ublock origin
LMAOing @ (You)
>>170079227
What is he doing?
>>170080786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYGfDCGrJ4A
>When the Russians get so mad they start calling your eight year old furry OC a kid
Wew!
>>170079490
no, I think he can just clutch a round or two in a 1v2 or 3 with an awp and he never does it during regular rounds so you don't see it.
>>170081183
Hey thanks for this man, the giant cyst on my wrist might not swell up as much now.
>>170081252
Nate, I just want you know that even though I don't condone your lifestyle I admire your persistence in the face of adversity.
GAMBIT VS SPACE ROACHES MOTHERFUCKERS
SLAV IT THE FUCK UP IN HEEYA
>>170082710
no engrish stream?
>>170082916
doesn't look like it man
>>170082916
Durr durr durrrrrrr
>>170083009
>>170083049
found it boyos ;^)
>https://www.twitch tv/faceittv
>>170083167
why the hell is Gambit in ECS development league?
>>170083167
Thrilling gameplay here
>>170083293
Maybe bc they are struggling against some tier 5 roaches, lmao
nvr4get the armenians
>>170083167
huh, wasnt playing on HLTV but works fine on twitch site.
Fix yo shit hltv
anyone using a zowie za?
looks pretty good for palm/claw hybrid, yes?
how the fuck is gambit this bad?
>>170084127
They are getting spanked.
But their AWPers are trash, seen so many missed shots already. Seems someone needs to practice more
>>170084127
ss has cheats
Gambit more like Gamshit lmao
>>170083827
I don't know I'm not European, I'm not allowed to purchase Zowie, Steelseries or Ducky products, only Logitech.
>>170084993
Gotta have that ducky kb, zowie mouse and SS mousepad bro.
>>170085132
>Not having a full Logitech setup
>>170085186
I have a logitech G27 racing wheel if that counts?
>>170085132
>ducky kb
I bet u fell for the cherry meme lmao
gateron reds master race reporting in
>>170085265
Yeah, I've had this thing for years now. Nice ol clacky blues.
Thing is stronk though. Survived so much abuse. Many a cup of water has been spilled on it
>>170085364
>blues for gaming
stop posting
>>170085443
Literally doesnt matter. Give yourself a month on any keys and you will get used to it.
Do i get gud playing on retake servers?
>>170083515
surprised you didn't get instabanned for dissenting against twitch mods
>>170085265
it's all about them BROWNS son
>>170085576
Nah, thats just someone who actually paid for a twitch account.
How much should I put down on FaZe?
>>170085569
Shoot people in the head
>>170085797
As much as you'd be willing to pay to go on a date with Niko and Allu where they both hold your hand and look deep into your eyes and smile.
>>170086012
I'll go all in then. Leave just enough in the bank to get a flight over to europe and murder them myself if they fuck it up
So Nate, I will no longer be needing cringey gay furry babble.
The guys I was lobbying with, who seemed like genuinely good players, fast, good crosshair placement, accurate, and we joked around, using anime and furry pictures and shit to tilt the enemy team - they were actually hacking...
They ended up thinking I was hacking too, and blatantly started walling and spinning.
>>170085569
90% of retaking is using your head. You get ideas from watching pro's and apply it to your set of tricks.
Play 1v1 servers if you wanna git gud at aiming and finding the right sensitivity.
>>170085632
>not yellows
I spent 4 hours desoldering shitty Outemu Blues out of my MechanicalEagle board and putting in Gateron Yellows. They're fucking amazing.