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More dakka

>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU [Embed]

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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French maps when????
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>>169941679
Here's the specifics
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Post ass
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Fareeha!
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4th for Winston is going to commit suicide because Tracer doesn't love him
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Remove omnic
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Too early neger

On another noter, I really want to see pro matches with orissa
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This is a blue only zone.

No filthy browns allowed.
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>>169941820
But where in France?
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>nearly at 2700 competitive points
>still not decided who to get my second gold for
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32th for best geometrical shape
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>>169941820
Too depressing for a bright, optimistic world like Overwatch.

A county full of decaying corpses slaughtered wholesale by "Refugees" from the Omnic crisis could lead to some interesting, if bleak, map designs though.
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Pharah is beautiful!
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>>169941852
Can do.

>>169941875
LIES! Tracer loves Winston, just not romantically.
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>>169942006
Why did they make Mercy so assless?

It's almost like she doesn't even have butt cheeks, she just sits right on her asshole and spine.
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>>169941832
>This triggers the few surviving Winston mains
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Mercy and Widow have the best asses
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>>169941987
I wanna drown myself in her thighs
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>>169942030
This fan made swedish map better for ya?

pvplive.net/c/overwatch-style-recreation-of-swedish-city-made-by
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>>169942083
Correct post.
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Pharahs mother is a raging whore
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Pharah!
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>>169942093
That's exactly why Winston is going to kill himself.
Tracer only loves him as a friend. Winston loves Tracer. Loves loves Tracer. He would die for her.

But she doesn't love him like that, and they can only ever be friends.
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>>169942083
She is but we don't necessarily need another one hundred Pharah posts
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>>169941720
Have some nice wallpaper fags.
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>>169942030
You think Kings Row looks like a beacon of sunshine?
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bottom 3 designs

robot bitch
zarya
sombra symmetra tie

discuss
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MERCY
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Pharah.
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>>169941890
That age difference is fucked up
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Would y'all watch a porno featuring all the Overwatch voice actresses?
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>there are people that play capture the flag for fun and not just for the lootbox
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>>169941820
I cannot tell you how badly I want to shove my head into widowmaker's pelvis while she wears that skin
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ROBOT HORSE PUSSY
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Orisa has 16 less dps than sombra

But has no damage falloff, no bloom and can fire for 15 straight seconds without a reload

Oh and she has 200 armor over sombra plus a shield and damage resistance ability that makes her immune to stuns

Crazy
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>>169942448
>reinhardt would be two years old now
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THICC
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Does Orisa's gun do a little too much damage?
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>>169942448

Nanomachines give him the libido of a man 30 years younger
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>>169942573
I want to hug a wee little baby Reinhardt. Give him a cute little plush warhammer
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>>169942481
not possible
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>>169942557
ROBOT HORSE PUSSY
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>>169942597

Tons of damage to tanks, a lot less to smaller heroes moving at mid range. It may get slightly nerfed, but it's not too bad now.
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>>169942350
Kings Row's vibe is my most favourite of all maps
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The only spray you should buy
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>>169942597
I don't think it does that much. The problem is the clip size is HUGE. You can shoot it for like a whole minute.
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>>169942628
>playing with a small plastic construction set
>his first words are HAMMER DOWN
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>>169942439
And then there's Woolie
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>>169942448
I know why Blizzard wouldn't want to put out an official timeline but it would help because the Omnic Crisis has moved around five years closer to the present than in that timeline.
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>>169942812
that's the most adorable motherfuckin thing i've ever read.
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Try to make everyone's backstory a little more depressing but try and support it using facts

>Roadhog/Junkrat
Junkrat probably still had parents when the core went off because he was 5, but like the rest of the Outbackers, they were displaced when the Omnics moved in so they joined the ALF to try and get their home back. They don't survive the core explosion and Roadhog takes care of Junkrat out of guilt

>Widowmaker
Back when resurrection lines were a thing, Widowmaker used to call out "Gerrard!".
She was doing this because in death/afterlife she was finally with him again and at peace until Mercy yanked her back into the realm of the living. She's crying out because she's lost him once again
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>>169942439
Dat Zarya, the other people cannot even put of a real smile
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Last one
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>"Bastion is good now!"
So how long until people realize he's not and I can do my placements without risk of some idiot picking Bastion?
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Orisa ult + Nanoboost + Mercy damage boost
Tank Bastion oneshots Reinhardt and Roadhog
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So anyone got numbers on Orisa? What's the dmg boost from its ult? and shift's damage reduction?
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>>169940417
>Civilization is an RTS.
Civilization is turn based you fucking mong
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Pharah?
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>>169942448
age is just a number
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>>169942996
50% damage boost
50% damage reduction
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>>169941720
Do they have any plans for a hero that can reflect energy weapons? I've always thought it was kind of bullshit that Genji can deflect 90% of the cast but they don't put in a feature for for the other weapon types. I guess I got one wish with Orisa since she has a repeating ranged energy weapon. But I was thinking more like an energy based Soldier without the heal and maybe damage decreasing at range for the energy projectile.
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>>169943039
Haha and prison is just a roomXD
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>>169942996
50% for both.
Nanoboosted Orisa would be invincible unless they put a limit like Bastion, which they probably did.
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>>169942540
Yeah, but she really really deserves a good event skin!
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>on win streak
>get kicked lose 70sr
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>>169943027
It's time to HALT!
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Have there been any human drawings of Orisa yet? If so pls share
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You can see her feet/hooves when she jumps.
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Pharah...
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>>169942863
>Junkrat
Anon please stop, it hurts.
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With the end of one competitive season and the start of another come new opportunities and a chance to bring new members into the fold. Come drop by the Overwatch Masters Club if you'd like a discord primarily focused on Competitive Overwatch with some banter in between!

https://discord.gg/GVf8sWh
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>>169943035
Not for sexual.
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>>169942796

Looks like a star wars poster
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>>169943123
I was wondering why they put a 70% cap on damage resistance when it was only Bastion but now it makes sense
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>>169943121

Nothing illegal about it. Hefner was banging 18 yr olds when he was 70+, probably still does now.
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>>169942573
Were his first words "crusader online"?
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>>169942863
more please

I enjoy tragedyboners
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CAN I FUCK IT?
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>>169943317
>he finishes his bottle of baby milk
>"BRING ME ANOTHER"
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>>169943027
HET
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>>169943208
But what does she do when she has urges?
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>>169943348
You can fuck anything if you try hard enough
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>>169943123
the limit is 70% which is still effective invincibility, you cant actually do enough damage to kill them through healing period
the limit should be a hard 50%, so you get ONE of these things, no fucking stacking, the highest one just overrides the lower ones
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>>169943317
How old would Balderich be? In his teens maybe?
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>>169942558

The bigger crime is that Orisa's DPS is identical to D.va's point blank DPS, but Orisa can continue to do this damage at range unlike D.va.
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>>169943387
Ignores them because she's pure.
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>>169943146
That ass animation is disgusting.
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>>169943172
>Strongfat African lady
I want
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Pharaaahhh....
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>Post yfw doomfist has a charging attack and Orasis counters the fuck out of it with fortify
>this is foreshadowed by the or15 that's been pinned to the wall in the numbani airport
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>>169943194
it looks like she has t-rex arms, it's not even a perspective thing imagine that meatbag mistake standing up or wearing her armor she'd just have these tiny little arms holding a rocket gun and thighs bigger than her upper body i don't even think her jump jets would get her two feet off the ground
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ban amari posters
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>>169943121
>Liking Dva is pedophilia
End this awful meme already
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>>169943467
if you ignore them you become high strung and desperate, or get raped
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>>169943359
>pushes some kid down during hide and seek
>"DON'T EVEN BOTHER GETTING UP"
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>>169943481
says the shuffling quadruped
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>>169943359

>His first charge was forcibly rolling his crib out of his room and rolling it full pelt down the stairs, pinning his father to the wall in the process
>"CATCHPHRASE"
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>>169943546
Actually it's her who would do the raping.
But she would be gentle.
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>>169943487

Hana Song
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>>169943517
please post that doomfist 'leak' reveal about his abilities
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>>169943487
I think she's best girl but you should take a break m8
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>>169943545
>She's 19 because Blizzard says she is!
We don't fall for this shit in other games neither should you
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Blizzard seems to have an MO with new characters

They hype up a new one forever, and then drop a literally who before releasing the hyped one.

>Sombra hinted at continously
>Ana released
>Sombra released

>Doomfist hinted at continously
>Orisa released
>Doomfist released?
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Orisa's ult seems like they ran out of ideas. A fucking totem that gives everyone a damage boost and even uses the same visual effect as Mercy's. Every other hero has 100% unique effects. I hope it's a placeholder.

Also the mini-graviton has potential to be even more annoying that Roadhog's hook.
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>>169943650
>reinhardt playing with a large rubber snake
>"I SLAY DRAGONS"
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>>169943679
Wow, this is fucking great.
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I hate the players of this game and want them to suffer.
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>>169943759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FolM-ZLbA
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>>169943625
>>169943650
>reinhardt falls over in the sandpit and scrapes his knee
>goes to his mom and gets a bandaid
>runs back out into his yard
>"BACK INTO THE FRAY!"
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>>169943798
delete this
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>>169943659
I'd love to have her tie me up and crush my pelvis with her love

I'd also like Ana to watch, plus the feeling of sore muscles loosening when you orgasm is the best
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>>169943517

I bet Doomfist is gonna be a defense hero and one of his abilities is gonna be locking on to someone and charging at them, then punching them so hard they go flying backwards. Damaging and stunning them if they hit a wall
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if bliz doesn't add a flex taunt for orisa, they are doing it wrong.
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>>169943679
WEW. 10/10
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>>169943346
I'll try, those two were the only ones I had in mind
>Reaper
Reaper is in constant pain with his cells constantly regenerating and dying, as he says "This is my curse". He's been trying to kill former Overwatch members to ease his pain, but when that fails, he has become a deathseeker, hoping that he could find someone or something that could finally destroy him and let him know peace

Sorry I know this one isn't very good
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>>169943908
my nigga
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>>169943932
I agree. Was just talking about this today, but who would you target? A knockback wouldnt fuck up a healer given their heal range. Offense wouldnt mind it either given McReee can still snipe. Maybe Reinhart?
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2 wings, 6 losses in placements. Do I bother finishing?
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Read in the last thread that Ana was gay, is that a meme or somehow confirmed?
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>>169943517
>yfw doomfist is going to be a melee offense hero with combo points
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>>169943972
No its decent, its probably close to what reaper is enduring

I can't imagine your cells going off and on would be very painless

He probably takes nanosurpressant drugs to reduce the pain offduty
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>>169943895

>During game of tag kid climbs up a tree to escape

>Kid rein yells "GET DOWN HERE AND FACE ME COWARD"
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>>169943908
I bet.
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>>169944148
She has the look of a muffler eater!
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>>169943895
>Bunch of bullies start throwing things at his friends
>gets a large piece of cardboard in front of them
>"DON'T WORRY MY FRIENDS, I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD"
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>>169942448
So Sombra joined Talon before Widowmaker and Reaper? I know one of the devs said she considers those two her friends, of a sort, and I kind of wonder if she wants to take over Talon with them.
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>>169944148
>chu talks about pharah's father
>turns out he was just a sperm donor and pharah actually has two mothers

Woah, bravo Chu
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>>169943932
I actually thought they'd continue with their gimmick bullshit and let NuDoomfist do a Lucio-style swap between Scourge (Offensive based) and Saviour (Defensive based)
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>>169944148
How can she be gay when she canonically had a baby and also flirts with Reinhardt?
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>>169944105

Well I guess the point is getting people off the point and knocking them off the map

Punching a tank back is gonna fuck up the push and punching anyone into a wall makes them an easy target
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toddler reinhardt posting is the purest form of posting i've ever seen.
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>that one hyperautistic Genji main who goes full tryhard every PTR match
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>>169944148
yes everything posted in this thread is true, it's also canon that she's futa
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>>169944314
This plus you know she got that 76 dick during the christmas special.
>>169944352
Yeah that's what I thought. Hopefully his punch would go through a Reinhardt shield/barriers and could fuck up a push.
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>>169944387
I've come across like 5
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>>169944153
That'd be likely, Roadhog is doing the same thing with his toxic soup of radiation sickness suppressors
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>>169944314
That's because that was a shitpost. Also doesn't she flirt with Soldier 76 a bit too?
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>>169944285
Pharah's father is Widowmaker who is actually a futa, and much older than we think
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>>169944508
That cover art is the most early 2000s thing I've ever seen.
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>>169944508

When's Reaper going to get a Beyond The Grave skin?
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>>169944541
>widowmaker being futa

Go on
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>>169944387
I always get one. And if its not him, I get stupid widow mains
>Wait 5 months for a new hero to finally pop up
>Pick the same thing you do in live game

Is it autism?
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>>169944153
Honestly I hate how artists make him look like a ghoul or something. Ana still recognized him. He might look a little like Deadpool at most I would say. If his nose was falling off and shit she wouldn't have realized it was him so easy. I kinda feel like he'd be smooth faced since it would be hard to grow a proper beard and his skin being random different colors between his normal shade, and red, maybe even some white skin if the constant regeneration gave him vitiligo. And randomly pockmarked or perfectly smooth.
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>>169944427
You just know there was a lot of crying.
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> another full day of bastion meta

This is the least fun I've had in 700 levels of playtime. Prob won't even play after placements if they don't fix this shit
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Orisa genuinely makes me hate this game. Not because I hate her, but because it'll inevitably be nerfed into some worthless unfun shit.
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Thoughts on Orisa? She's intended as an alternative to Rein, would you play her in his spot?
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>>169944387
>>169944629
>wanting to figure out ways of countering new heroes with heroes you're already comfortable using

This isn't a bad thing.
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>>169944267
Do those three even care about Talon? Reaper wants to get rid of Overwatch and kill 76, and Sombra sabotaged a mission where she was supposed to kill someone in order to blackmail said target. They seem to have their own goals, but seem like they use Talon as a means to and end.

Can't say about Widowmaker though, I was actually always uncertain as to what her level of agency was. What does she do when not on missions? Does she go out to movies and shop? Does she just sit around and wait for the next mission? Does Talon just keep her in a tube when she's not needed?
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>>169944628
Amélie is pure!
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>ended last season 2800
>placements ended up 2-8
>then lost the next 9 games straight
>am now 2200

please can someone euthanise me
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STAY STILL, THE AUTHORITIES WILL COLLECT YOU SOON.
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>>169944750
They should stick to the normal games with hero limits then. I don't think they're going to face 5 Orisas in comp
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>>169944427
Sorry meant >>169944447
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>>169944774
>pure futa

Go on
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>>169944763
Is this...
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>>169944678

Reaper is definitely a cloud
He doesn't have a solid face.
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>>169944735
Her shield isn't nearly as powerful as Rein's.
If anything she'll be used to support Rein when his shield is down.
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>>169941852
>white pharah
LMAO
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>>169944735
She's an off-tank, not a front liner. She does great paired with other tanks to take some of the heat off but she doesn't have enough health even with Fortify to be the main tank.
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>>169944760
>Does she go out to movies and shop?
Kinda hard to do when you're purple
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>>169944427
I KNEW IT
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>>169944785
What is the paradox of life? To live is to to die? To die is to live?
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>Orisa is practically a child in terms of existing
>Zarya will spout hate towards her
>She will be unable to understand why she's hated
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>>169944884
ban amari postesr
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>>169944798
No Limits gives you a chance to practice against a lot of Orisas, like headshot practice with Ana bots.
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>>169944850
but Jeff from the Overwatch Development Team said shes an Anchor Tank (TM)
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>>169944830
>Is this...
easy mode?
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>>169944908
>She will learn to hate humans in return
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>>169944508
Blizzard is basically China. They just copy everything
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>>169944774
i hope she corrupts tracer so a talon skin comes out
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Orisa is cute! CUTE!
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Which Overwatch girl would be the most-hung futa?
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>>169944678
Deadpool is probably the best way to describe it

If he became Reaper post-HQ-explosion, he would already have cells repairing/dying quicker and on a different pace than his undamaged cells

Morrison was also in the explosion and he got a few scars and not much else
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>>169944908
Zarya gets a new voiceline with Orisa?
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>>169944994
Pharah
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>>169944965
>I was created to protect the fragile humans
>But it turns out the one who needs the most protection is me.
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>>169944910
very no.
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>>169944954
Jeff Kaplan doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. He didn't realize nuBastion was too overtuned until he played Live himself and got blown the fuck out.
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>>169944985
>a huge ass robot trying to act cute
unsettling
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>>169944830
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>>169945006
Not in the PTR but dev post said she'll have interactions with other heroes when she hits live.
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>>169941720
>tfw the new hero is an adorable SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT that also triggers stormfags

what timeline is this
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wait so can nano+orissa's damage amp counter bastion's damage reduction?
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>>169944983
That would mean for Widow to brainwash Tracer. How would she break Lena?
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I really hope Roadhog and Junkrat get interactions with the new Omnic

What would you think they'd be?
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>>169944994
it's only logical that the biggest dick goes to the shortest girl, so Dva
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>>169944850
>>169944840

>Shield has extremely forgiving cool down that rewards placing it early
>When shield breaks can practically Nanobooost herself in terms of damage resistance to take the heat until her shield is ready

Obviously in terms of pure shield power she's weaker than rein but holy shit that ranged power is ridiculous with that dps and pulling power
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>>169945006
No specifics because of scheduling issues and Orisa won't have her interactions until later but it'd be safe to say Zarya will probably get one of them.
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>>169944908
>>Orisa is practically a child in terms of existing
Is Orisa even sentient? Not all robots have self-aware intelligence like Bastion and the Omnic butler bots.
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>>169945141
Also zenny's discord orb
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>>169945131
a Jojo...
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>>169944760
Supposedly Talon thinks WM is completely under their control. They made her have "no feelings" and junk like that. Reflections proved this was false. Sombra wants information about whatever spooked her to go off grid and taking control of Talon would be an excellent resource for her. For WM she would get revenge on Talon for making her kill her husband. For Reaper...maybe Sombra could fix whatever Mercy's nanomachines did to him so he can turn them on and off instead of full blast 24/7. That is if it's actually nanomachines and not some spirit he's possessed by or something.
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Ok then
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>>169945158
Torture Winston and Emily in front of her
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Torbjorn in WoW armor where his hammer is doomhammer when?
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>>169945258
>Orisa is not a drone, as she possesses a complex artificial intelligence. However, at this point in her career, she's still just starting out, so she has a long way to grow as she learns more about herself and the world around her.

All Chu really said
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>>169944908
>Orisa is basically the robot from Big Hero 6
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>>169941720
What's with Orisa? Was Blizzard trying to make the ugliest character design possible?
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Daily reminder that there will be an Overwatch movie in your lifetime and it will suck.
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post your main with as a food
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>Orisa does quadrillion times more damage than winston
>she also has double his magazine
>and a better shield
This game must be hell for the 20 people that decided to main winston
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>>169944994
Orisa. Can't compete with the centaur cock.
>>
>trying to do my placements
>que up for like 3 minutes
>get in
>pick lucio
>team goes hanzo, widow, genji, mcree, soldier
>somebody leaves before the game starts
>back to queing

This has happened like 3 times now
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>>169945258

In her Origins trailer Efi gives her AI
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>>169945158
pic related
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>>169944541
>>169944628
>>169944427
>>169944983
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>>169945258
Efi supposedly put a "sentient" AI in it.
By soldering the CPUs.
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>>169945313
Mercy apparently wasn't the one who revived him

My bet is Talon did. They seem to like turning Overwatch members against Overwatch so knowing Reyes was already pissed and turning him into a deathless abomination with nothing but revenge fueling him would be a good bet. As Reaper says “Revenge is the only thing left for me.”
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>>169945419
>people ask for winston's barrier cooldown to start when deployed
>give it to orisa and ignore winston
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>>169945158
bring tracer to that talon brainwashing facility

or the old fashion way
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>>169945405
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>>169945405
whats that, reaper, phara or lucio?
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>>169945582
Yep thats pharah
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Orisa vs Rein. Not in tanking ability but actually fighting each other. How does it go for each of them?
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>>169943932
>implying it won't be a sick move where he grabs someone with the Doomfist and they get sent flying in an explosion, like Gwyn from Dark Souls
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Is Doomfist a villain then? Or does he just hate omnics?
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>>169945590
swiss chocolate lol
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Is Zenyatta viable in competitive? I love him, but I'm tired of people saying "we don't need two healers" and shit when Zeny is clearly a DPS.
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>>169945405
Captcha Rice main kek
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>>169945440
>>169945369
>create new synthetic life
>grant it complex artificial intelligence
>practically a child in terms of existing
>she's still just starting out
>so she has a long way to grow as she learns more about herself and the world around her
>force her into deadly combat
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>>169945347
Please not Winston
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>>169945541
Wait, what? Last I knew she revived him following him and 76 blowing up the HQ.
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>>169945419
don't think they compete for the same role. his shiled is better for diving in the enemy team. he's supposed to get in, harass the backline and get out, although I Orissa misht not be a bad idea on dive with her mini grav and some coordination
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>>169945158
>How would she break Lena?
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>>169945701
Bad to see the african child soldier tradition still around in 2070s
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>>169943194
why is she folded in half?
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>>169943798
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>>169945419
[abstract feeling stance]
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Calling it now. When Doomfist is released, Efi gets kidnapped by him and Orisa has to bring her back home. Screen shot this.
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DUDE
BASTION
LMAO
this is so fucking boring
doing placements for comp point bonus and signing the fuck out
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>>169945732
So cute

I want to feed him my banana forcefully
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This bitch is literally Centaur Man for MM6 baka
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>>169945405
Ok then
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>>169945634
Orisa might have the edge because of her fortify and weapon.
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>>169945701
>Create a child pretty much
>Give it a gun

Africa really never changed in the future
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Why does Orisa have horns if she is a female? Horns are a male thing. I can't fap to an animal with horns. That's gay.
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>>169945806
did you drew this in 8 minutes?
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>>169945634
She wins. Rein's head is enourmous and her guns deal decent damage, he has to bait Fortify before charging otherwise he gets fucked
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>>169945842
>Next week
>Out of fucking no where Doomfist kidnaps Efi
>"This is my release now, bitches"
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>>169945158
give her some time in isolation with widow and stockholm syndrome will engulf tracer

it'll work faster because widow is a hot lesbian
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>>169945842
I'm hoping Doomfist can punch the ground and launch himself places. Like he tries to punch Orisa and it's it's a no sell. So he punches the ground and sails away.
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>>169945661
i get the feeling that Doomfist will be a villain, which sucks, i really wanted a Doomfist is "You the player" type deal, so that we could choose how to percieve Doomfist in the world.
But then all Doomfist lore would just be peoples head cannons and he would ultimately see no kind of character progression.

or she, since we don't know who what gender Doomfist is and it will likely be some sort of Trans-fem Omnic to appease the shitty side of the community.
And by community i mean the community of people that don't actually play the game and just ship characters.
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>>169945634

Orisa counters the charge with her ability, so Rein can't get his spike of damage on her. Aside from his firestrike, he's going to need 6 hammer swings to kill her. Meanwhile she can kill him within about 3-4 seconds without landing any headshots.
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>>169945848
only if you cover it in peanut butter first
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>>169945634
Orisa. She can out range him, she nullifies his charge as well.
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>>169945946
>he doesn't know about succubi
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>>169943706
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>>169945689
>"we don't need two healers"
where the fuck are you playing? And yes, zenny is viable
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>>169944983
>>169945158
>>169945494
>>169945564
>>169945806
>>169945990
Kill yourselves /u/
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>>169945634
I went into a Orisa test custom skirmish with a Rein main friend of mine. I went Lucio while he repeatedly skull fucked the entire enemy team. Eventually the game owner booted him.

Admittedly, we're both Master level players on our mains and the randos weren't really trying, but for what it's worth: he said Orisa can't really do much against Rein.
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>>169945634
orisa because most likely she isn't programmed pain, so she can last longer in combat than our german hammerman
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>>169945158
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>>169942448
> Reinhardt born in 2015
> loves Hasselhoff
> Night Rocker came out in 1985
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>>169946076
Only if he's been good.
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EFI IS CUTE
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>>169945971
I want to clean her sweat with my tongue.
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>Winston holds a photo of Tracer
>He smiles gently, a small tear travelling down his face
>Winston chuckles softly as he stares longingly into her golden eyes.
>He leans back, then tosses the photo into a nearby desk-bin, along with an alcohol-doused rag and a lit match
>He sighs softly, as he moves to the centre of the room - where a chair stands alone, underneath a hanging cable
>"I loved you more than you could ever love me."
>He stands on the chair and ties the cable around his neck, tightly.
>"I'm sorry, Lena."
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>>169945775
They don't. It's just that Winston having so low damage and such a small magazine to go with it is retarded
Also this>>169945560
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>>169946231
please stop trying to make this a thing
this will never be a thing
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>>169946025
Maybe he'll be something in the middle.

We've had a liberator doomfist, a villain doomfist, so logically speaking we could have someone whos ambivalent.

A guts-esque person? Who knows. He could have ties to Talon, maybe he's ex-talon?
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>>169946231
Back to deviantart
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>>169946132
hey let us all welcome this new recruit to /owg/!
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>>169946217
You and me both.
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>Bastion meta
>Instalocking Bastion
>Wants entire team built around him
>When it fails they blame everyone else
This shit has happened 3 times to me this season. Bastion meta is fucking cancer. Kill me now
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>>169946231
Reminder that alcohol literally kills primates.
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>>169945560
>Her gun does more damage
>Her armor fucks his damage up
>Also fortify so she's more tanky
>Shield has more HP and begins refreshing the second she drops it

Is there a bigger JUST in overwatch than Winston?
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>>169945634
Orisa has no mobility whatsoever to get out of Rein's melee range, and the gun doesn't do enough damage against his shield. Fortify doesn't last long enough.
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>>169946231
the cable tie will snap because of his weight
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>>169946025
Doomfist is a villian because he is anti-omnic
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>>169945698
S79
>>169945912
Widow
>>169945405
Mercy
>>169945582
McCree (burger because hes american and because hes trash)
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You know I get modifying Numbani for lore purposes but like, the attacking spawn is a public airport, not a secret base with only one left there, like Gibraltar

You're seriously telling me they're never going to clean out the dead robots and fix the walls
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>>169946337
Dead, forced pairings have largely been removed from the thread, seeing it spammed just shows an influx of delusional posters.
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>>169946420
I'm not playing the game until it's fixed. Just played the PTR today for the new hero and that's it.
The 35 to 20% change isn't enough either.
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>>169946189
>2016
>Hasselhoff is a meme
Really makes you think...
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>>169946231
This was bad and you should feel bad.
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>>169945189
I remember Junkrat having a pre-game comment for friendly Bastions, so maybe that's going to get repurposed for Orisa? Not sure if Roadhog would say anything just because he's never talked to anyone but Junkrat before.
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>>169945405
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>>169946502
You don't think fighting over and empty payload is more questionable?
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>>169946461

Can't you just shoot your little gravity well thing while back peddling and pull him into that to get some distance?
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>>169946496
Nope, not s79
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>>169946461
If he has his shield up then he isnt doing any damage to her either
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>>169946194
>generic tumblr style art as spray

You can't make this stuff up
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>>169946582
Payload in general can be pretty questionable
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>>169946593
The displacement isn't that far, and remember you get slowed while shooting.
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Impregnating Orisa's puspus!
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>>169946482
i wouldn't jump to that conclusion immediately, since he may have just been making an escape with the Doomfist.
maybe he has a good reason for stealing it.
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>>169946132
No
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>>169946625
If anything I thought that was more calarts than it was tumblr desu.
>>
Things Bastion can survive (not factoring in Nanoboost):
Reaper’s entire ultimate.
Reaper’s entire 8 shot clip (if Bastion makes sure to heal slightly before he shoots, to keep his health in armor).
Pharah’s entire rocket clip.
Torbjorn’s Level 2 Turret can NEVER kill Bastion in Sentry mode. (He can literally tank it forever and never die by healing periodically. Tanked it for an entire minute and was at full 300 HP at the end.)
Torbjorn’s Molten Core Turret (until healing runs out, at which point Bastion can turn and kill it).
Symmetra’s laser does literally zero damage until healing runs out.
6 Symmetra turrets.
Genji’s entire ultimate from start to finish if Genji only attacks Bastion (he only loses about a third HP).
Soldier’s entire clip + rockets.
Tracer’s bullets can literally be tanked forever until healing runs out.
Tracer’s ultimate.
McCree’s ultimate, if he fires it right as the circle disappears (leaves Bastion with 60HP).
Zarya at 100 charge firing her entire laser clip.
Junkrat’s entire clip.
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Bravo Jeff
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>>169946774
he can also survive 4 mccree headshots if he's repairing
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>5 (5) qualifiers in a row
>lose all of them
>top damage, kills, and objective time in all 5 (5) of them
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>>169946461

Orisa deals nearly double reins dps and can pull him away from her with HALT. He has 100 hp on her but Fortify more than makes up for that

She can prevent him from charging with fortify and kill him in those 5 seconds. Although a smart rein will bait the fortify then put his shield up and charge her when it's over
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>>169945405
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>>169946784
I was getting some similar vibes as well. Would Disney have room to sue?
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>>169946774
>*if no one else on the enemy team also happens to be shooting/focusing on him at the same time

Fixed that for you.
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>Orisa doesn't fall apart like Bastion dies when she's destroyed

0/10
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>>169946884
No. Not from a single image, anyway.
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Is Reaper a virgin ?
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>>169946874
Wrong photo, my bad
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>ironclad damage reduction is so high Zen's Discord doesn't nullify it
Fucking reeeeee.
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>>169946559

I legit heard Roadhog say something to McCree the other day. Never heard it before

>McCree: Could earn a mighty fine bounty bringing you in....
>Roadhog: Try me
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>>169946848

>the only qualifier i lost is when we didn't have ana

Makes you thing tbqh
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>>169946513
u mad lole
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>>169943205
please stop posting this discord nobody wants to join your shit tier discord
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>>169947036
Yea, him and Junkrat both have responses to that
Junkrat nervously chuckles and asks if they can't work something out

Roadhog is having none of it

How suicidal is McCree to threaten to turn in Roadhog
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>Widowmaker and Hanzo can easily solo kill Bastion in turret mode again
Fuck you blizzard
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Everyone will hate the design of new characters, Until there is porn of them

It happend to Sombra, Will happen to Orisa and Doomfist
>>
you just know that pharah masturbated to her reinhardt poster when she was younger
>>
So im thinking of maining Orisa along with streetpig who ive played since forever until they buff reaper and other tank busters i used to play..

rate my cancer out of 10
>>
>>169947036
Ah yeah, I forgot about that one. So he might actually comment on her.
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>>169946983

Orisa is is a custom built one of a kind robot, built by a robotics prodigy

Bastion is a dime a dozen disposable portable weapons platform manufactured by the lowest bidder that isn't meant to last forever

That's why he falls apart
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>>169947267
I still hate sombra's design. Sombra wearing a hoodie when
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>>169947267
But Orisa looks terrible.
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>>169947301
Fair enough, I retract my frustration.

They're both bots though
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>>169946772
Everyone who works on Steven Universe/Adventure Time/Literally any cartoon from a major studio went to Calarts

Those shows become popular on tumblr and influence fanartists style

the circle of stupidity is complete

that ice cream looks delicious
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PLEASE POST TRACER x WIDOWMAKER
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>>169947348
exactly there isnt any porn yet
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>>169945405
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>>169947271
Not just that, but she squirted on it, and now it's covered by a thick crust
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>>169947271
pharah does not masturbate because of the tisms
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>>169947428
>there are people who genuinely don't ship reinhardt and pharah despite the proof
terrible
>>
>>169946529
the damage resist isnt any part of the problem, its the self heal thats causing the cancer
the damage resist is just compounding on the preexisting ana problem, alone it does basically nothing but both her nano and her raw healing make him fucking invincible, and his own self heal causes the same problem
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>>169947187

Honestly going off of McCree comic and the Xmas comic, McCree strikes me as the kinda guy with balls of steel because he's permanently 3 glasses glasses of whiskey in
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>>169947428
Thats the face she makes when Fareeha squirts in hers
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>>169947428
>absolutely nanomachines.jpg
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>it's a 4-6 stack refusing to communicate episode
groups larger than 3 were a mistake
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>>169947267
No amount of porn will ever make sombra look good
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>>169947352
So is Zenyatta, and all he does is spill his balls
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>>169947505
>he's permanently 3 glasses glasses of whiskey in
so are you anon
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>>169947421
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there's a pic with robovaj on rpaheal
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>>169947384
Just go search for it anywhere else. Plenty of it will involve at least one dick but that doesn't seem to be a problem for most people here.
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>>169947187
He's either suicidally stupid or very confident. Probably both.
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>>169947421
>there isnt any porn yet
Oh you sweet summer child
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>>169945131
I'd watch it.
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>>169947472
A better rein ship exists
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>>169947553
>4-6 stack
>6 stack not communicating
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>>169946995
>Young hero
>Skilled at creating AI's and working with robotics
>Creates a robot who's primary job is to protect others
>Creates this robot from an already existing robot and re-purposes its AI
>Robot has to learn how to properly perform its duties leading to comical misunderstandings and mistakes.
>Is warm-hearted
Yeah nothing similar here.
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>>169945405
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>>169947579
shit, you're right, would be quite something to imagine.
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>>169947694
4-5 is what I meant
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>>169945405
>with as
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>>169945651
I came
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>>169947687
I'll permit this only if Torbjorn's wife is aware and accepting of it.
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>>169947593

Life is complicated anon
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>>169947136
It isn't the one that was in the OP before. We only advertise around the end/start of new seasons.
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The "New" icon doesn't disappear from the hero gallery anymore after you check what is new for the hero until you fully exit out of the hero gallery and go back in, it used to be if you went and checked what was new, then pressed back it was gone and you'd go to the next hero. Annoying.
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>>169947491
if you remove self-repair, invincible pocketed nano bastion is still a thing

I seriously doubt anyone thinks that a recon bastion running away while healing is a big problem
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>>169947539
Justice isn't the only thing raining from above
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>>169947553
>get teamed with 2-4 stack
>they all instalock DPS
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>>169947707

At least Efis story is happy unlike Hiros
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>>169947707
It's far too vague to be infringing. It's nowhere near enough to sue anyone with.
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>>169947781
Well it is Sweden
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I feel like Orisa doesn't really fit in aesthetically with the rest of the cast. Maybe I'll adjust to it over time but she just seems off. Not poorly designed really just not in tune.
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>>169947707
Hiro didn't build Baymax you dingus, his big brother did. All Hiro did was fab some armor using a 3D printer and add street fighter commands.
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Blizzard. PLEASE. Let Lucio's boop knock Bastion in turret form back into recon mode, like Hog's hook.
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>>169948084
Her Diablo skin is the worst offender in that regards, though the other legendary is fine.
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>>169948084
I think she's fine
Her walk cycle is just sort of stupid looking
Weird quadruped trot
You'd think with four legs she'd be able to gallop or something
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>>169948141
Hence why I said he created the robot from an already existing robot. I stretched it a bit to fit both the movie and Overwatch.
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>>169948249
The stretching is why it's not enough to sue
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>>169946884

Little kid with big protective robot is a trope...Disney didn't make up something new.
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>>169946191
But he's always good. Aren't you proud of your little scientist?
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>>169948173
why would you ever get that close to a bastion as a lucio to begin with?
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>>169948360
tfw thinking about Winston's human scientist friend doing things to him at night now

ty anon I wish i thought of this sooner
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>>169947834
yeah but thats an ana problem not a bastion problem
like that was possible before this patch, all they did was make it marginally more mobile and WAY more sustainable
and im not saying that damage resists arent fucking awful, terrible design im saying that removing bastions wont make him any more killable because ana exists and ana does ana things and hes still not gonna die
anas the key component here, nanoboost is broken, her hps is still too high, and we NEED another character with heal blocking potential or bastions just gonna be subbed out with the next stupid thing like nanodoomfist or something
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>QP entire team is squishy no one heals
>guess I'll try ranked
>whole team is a random squishy mess no one wants to heal or tank

I'm diamond. I've been diamond or the equivalent of it every season. All I do is lose lol:(
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>>169948451
Because why stay within normative paramaters?
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Fellow McMemes how are you holding up? Didn't play this hero for two weeks and had way more fun than usual.
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nanoboost+supercharger is going to be really annoying to deal with
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>>169948618
He needs more buffs, I don't know what kind of though. Maybe more mobility buffs. An ability to climb? He used to be the feared McSniper, maybe he can be Mcclimber
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>>169948530
It must've gotten lonely on that moon base. Think of all the wonderful innovative things he could've shown Winston.
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>>169948686
>nanoboost+supercharger+discord orb
This kills the bastion, hopefully
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>>169948174
>Diablo skin

That's a beetle you mongoloid.
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> new hero's name is Orisa
> sounds like Alyssa if pronounced by a Japanese person which is my name
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Does Orisa's harden makes her ignore sleep dart, hook and rein's charge?
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>>169948084
It's her big dumb face that's big and dumb while all the others are humanoid or angular.
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>>169948908
Yeah, also ignores stuff like graviton.
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So Zarya and the new hero are the biggest rivals yet, right? Zarya hates robots and it even stole her ultimate.
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>>169948814
I wonder how reluctant Winston was at first. Or maybe it was very smooth as he is very curious.
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>>169947009
No
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>>169948568
>be the only healer
>no tanks
>ask team to switch
>"you switch then"
>be the only tank
>no healers
>ask team to switch
>"you switch then"
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>>169948904
>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
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>>169942448
>Bastion goes into stasis 6 years after the events at Eichenwalde

Uh...my noggin's a joggin
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>>169948904
>Sounds like Alyssa
Orisa is the most phonetic name ever, how the fuck does it sound like Alyssa?
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>>169947428

y'all need jesus
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>>169948963
DO NOT SEXUALIZE WINSTON
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>>169948967
Jack's face in the first and last panel is always so terrible
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>>169945405
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>>169948904
>I don't know anything about Japanese pronunciation!
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>>169949021
>tryharding on qp
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>>169948904
>play a game with a Japanese person
>he says Orisa
>it sounds nothing like Alyssa
Reported.
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>>169945405
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>>169948908
its like a zarya bubble without the bubble
so no stuns, no knockback but youre still a character so you dont los abilities like earthshatter, it just passes through you
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>>169949153
Ana or Pharah?
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>>169949059
That timeline also lists Mei as younger than Pharah when Mei's actually around 40 so don't think about it much.
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>>169948568
Bullshit. I'm high plat and besides one match or another with a thrower, most of them have two healers and two tanks.
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>>169945405
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>>169947707
Johnny 5 is still alive, Anon.
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>>169949093
I will
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>>169949068
I kinda understand where he comes from desu
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>>169948963
He probably knew something was off but it felt so good and he didn't know any better.
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>>169949303
ana or pharah
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>>169949456
Nope.
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>someone instalocks tracer
>they do nothing but run at the bastion and die until they get pulse bomb, where they kill someone when they die
>entire team asks them to change after round ends
>EH NUA CYKA IDI NAHUI BLYAT

They should have their own server, not shit up EU.
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>>169949168
there's a grey area between 'tryharding' and playing like a complete retard
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>>169945405
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>>169949287
I'm also triggered by the fact that genji survived for ~1 year between when hanzo fucked him up and he was found and repaired by mercy.
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>>169949383
Do you think Winston preferred slow and steady or fast and hard.
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>>169945405
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>>169944994
Based on an existing size map
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Anyone want to play Quick play? My internet isn't good enough to play competitive, i just want to meme around with my waifu Torberlonie
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>>169948084

Yr just racist.
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>>169947427
NUT POUND
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>>169949678
>waifu
Torb is married.
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>>169947553
>It's a my duo buddy and I get bullied into joining team chat where upon entering a 12 year old Genji main screams at me for not healing him halfway across the map
Not joking this has happened in all 3 of my placement matches so far.
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>comp
>destroyed by bastion
>QP
>destroyed by plats
Nice Job Blizzard
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>>169949610
>Mercy and Widow's giant futa cock

Oh my.

How big is Lucio's?
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>>169949285
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>>169949532
D.Va
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>>169949762
to me
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>>169949610
Did you actually spend 1 hour doing this
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>>169949120
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>>169949889
DELETE THIS
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>>169949787
6.3
>>169949851
Only 20 minutes or so
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>>169945405
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>>169949802
That's a serious looking Widowmaker
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>>169949889
wider
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>>169949607
I used to play Reaper and 76 all the time but then Reaper turned to shit. He's barely viable anymore.
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>>169949303
Zarya
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>>169949505
Yesterday, I was playing as D.Va and was plowing through the other team and kept taking out their D.Va really fast. She switched to Tracer and was literally chasing me the whole rest of the match to try and get revenge on me for killing her so often. It was so obnoxious, since she'd just shoot me til I paid attention to her and then she'd blink away to a health pack and do it again.
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>>169945405
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ay yo famalams

ive got just enough shekels for either an amd a6 or a8 but i dont know if just getting the a6 would hurt me in the long run
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>>169948773
I would make combat roll an actual dodge ability and give it a bit more distance.
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>>169945405
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>>169949606
He definitely preferred it slow. He was probably sensitive all over and couldn't handle it rough but in the end he wasn't the one in control.
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>>169950042
We must go deeper.
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>>169950045
I miss playing him, feelsbadman
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>>169950045
I'm not sure what that has to do with anything
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>>169949925
Why are all the biggest ones third world shit holes?
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Is the bastion nerf in the PTR is nerfed into the ground tier with the damage reduction, or it's still very good but can be killed right now?

because i honestly enjoyed bastion unironicaly pre buff and i still want to be able to use in in comp without "hurr switch" instantly.
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>Scatter arrow at Orisa
>she instantly melts because not only is her head hitbox is gigantic, her hitbox is really fucking big

So much for an "OP" hero. She gets countered hard by both snipers.
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>>169950173
Was Winston his human's only play thing or do you think he was shared?
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>>169950154
Why not boba tea?
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>>169947026
>implying multiple pictures of burgers

post your folder. RIGHT NOW.
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>>169950237
Still very good. He does really well against Orisa so he'll definitely still be meta.
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>>169950069
No.

>>169950154
Roadhog?
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>>169950237
Still OP. Will get nerfed more for sure.
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>>169950210
Only one thing a chocolate and vanilla cone could represent anon.
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I want to cum inside Widowmaker.
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>>169950183
WIDER
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>>169949925
I'm curious, up to a certain point for about every 40lb you lose, you gain about an Inch in dick size since there's less fat padding it. So I wonder if this is based on the full dick into the body or just the outside? I wonder how that would factor in, since most of the countries with big dicks are also countries with generally thinner people. Asian countries withstanding..

Also, I need to lose some weight again. I need my 6.5 back. Ain't no lady impressed with a 4.5
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I saw a reaper yesterday and it made me think and I don't think I've seen a reaper outside of that instance for ages.

He's is so bad that not even people dicking around in QP and no limits play him?
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>>169950235
Because their goverments spend all their tax dollars on putting penis growth chemicals in the water
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When did all this R76 posting become ironic shitposting
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>>169950424
And I want to find out the extent of her brainwashing and what she was like pre-bloo. Metzen said she was a very nice girl.
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>>169950567
>up to a certain point for about every 40lb you lose, you gain about an Inch in dick size since there's less fat padding it.
My dick was 6" when I was 220 and it's 6" when I'm 170
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>>169950614
When more people realized how mad it makes some of the fags here. Also this happened not to long ago.
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>>169950628
She was 100% pure.
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>>169950602
>penis growth chemicals

There is no such thing or nearly every single male would have massive ones.
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>>169945405
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>tank
>tank buster
>can do a Zarya ult as a regular ability
>2nd best shield in the game
>AoE mercy secondary fire
Is she the next Ana?
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>>169950424
We all do, get back in line.
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>>169950321
Maybe the researchers who did the best work got him for a week as a reward.
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>>169950812
>>2nd best shield in the game
I almost feel bad for winston mains.

Almost.
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>>169950812
Too bad her design is actual dogshit.
>>
>tfw the hero that you're the best and most comfortable with is an "off-meta trash character"
>tfw you know you can carry games and climb with them
>tfw people will blame you for every mistake even if you're the only player in the match on fire
>feels pretty good
>>
>>169950035
She can only look angry. Happy Widowmaker when?
>>
>grief every game
>can't get lower than my lowest last season
really makes the neurons fire
>>
>penalized for leaving QP game because:
>hanamura attack vs 6-stack mercy/mei/zarya/bastion
>i have widow/hanzo

literally impossible to win
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so when is the mei short gonna come out?
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>>169950990
Her design's a cute mecha centaur.
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Both games I just played on comp had bastion on attack and defense. I played him on defense hanamura and it was pretty fun.
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>>169943798
>robot lesbians

I'll allow it
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>>169950990
That's why there is the Carbon Fiber and Protector skin.
>>
Someone needs to post more Pharah.
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>>169951062
Looks garbage.
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>>169951051
You weren't penalized for leaving that specific game. You were penalized for breaking the leaver threshold which means you do this regularly enough to earn the penalty.
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>>169951163
Yea that's not a good skin for her.

The battle beetle skin is really good though.
>>
Is Bastion broken?
If so, how would you fix him?
>>
Fuck this fucking matchmaker, two fucking games in a fucking row of this fucking bullshit one sided stomps.

How the fuck are you suppose to do shit when its fucking 1v6 every fucking time.

>team can't even cap one point

FUCK
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>>169951173

well yeah it kept putting me back against them.
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>>169951005
which one man?
>tfw sombra main.
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>Playing WoW
>See this
>holdupaminute.gif

Blizzard truly is the laziest company
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>>169951108
How do you know the MEKA is a girl.
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>>169950898
Makes sense. As a result of his times on the moon, Winston probably worked the same job in Overwatch.
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>>169951062
ROBO
HORS
PUCCI
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>>169951212
Doesn't change my post. If it's a clear loss, just suffer the 5:00 inconvience and stop being a baby.
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>>169951108
just because a robot has some pink color schemes doesnt mean theyre girlbots

please stop with your cisnormative gender roles
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>got placed in silver after fucking around in comp the second half of last season

holy fuck these people are legitimately awful, I want to go back to plat. Is there anyway to reset you rank like not playing for a season like SC2?
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>>169951212
Don't instantly requeue after you ragequit, wait 30ish seconds, otherwise you'll most likely end up in the same group.
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>>169951221
lmao

>hmmmm I don't know if we need a Sombra
>yeah but they're going to have a Bastion
>hmmmm
>and they will probably have a Rein
>hmmmm
>so just eat my healthpacks and we'll take point A in less than a minute
>hmmmmmm
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>>169951246
Wow.

Unbelievable. I cannot believe Blizzard went and invented the Centaur, and then used the concept in two of their games.

what the fuck?
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I love how Blizzard balance consists of making Heroes useless or OP as fuck.

>Sombra is trash
>Orisa is godlike
Absolute poetry
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>>169950812
more like the next zen because her ult is kinda dumb
but even then her utility is diverse and not pointed in a way that makes her stupid
at worst shell end up like prenerf zarya where people bitch but shes not really doing anything that ruins the game or necessitates that the game flow around her
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>>169951221
Not him, but
>tfw junkrat main

Hopefully the new meta will see zarya used less so now I can shit on the enemy team.
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What's a good custom game I could make to practice aim as McCree?

Me and 5 Lucios vs. 6 Tracers?
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>>169951201
Absolutely.
They wanted to make him a tankbuster, but unlike Reaper or Pharah, which act are decent tank busters, he is also a tank himself. Pharah don't get a 50% damage reduction when ulting, so people have to coordinate around that.
He can self heal uninterruptedly and moving, unlike other self heals, like Roadhog or Mei, which render you immobile and vulnerable.
He can deal massive damage in Recon and then become a tank with more effective HP thank other tanks, like Zarya (his effective HP is 461 while on sentry or tank mode).
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>When you get the guy who heard bastion was OP and plays him no matter what despite it not working in your placement game because he thinks Bastion is an I WIN button
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>>169951514
Apparently he's really good for shutting Orisa down, so you might actually get some chances to use him without being yelled at.
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>>169951482
>sombra is trash
you're stupid
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>>169951482
I love how they keep pushing "Sombra is good but no one knows how to play her." Clearly no one cares if, as sombra, you can mag dump into a target and just tickle them.
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>>169951638
Shit, that reply almost did as much damage to me as Sombra's SMG
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>>169951638
your*
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>>169951201
yes
by making his turret form able to slowly move and nerfing him based on that so hes no longer dogshit and doesnt require layers upon layers of overpowered bullshit to compensate for being a literal sitting duck
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>Blizzard never reverts balance changes
>they think their fragile ego is more important than the health of the game
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>>169951393
>after fucking around in comp the second half of last season

Translation: I threw every match on comp because I'm an emotional kid, now that I got tired of that and want to climb so I can throw again for the epic lulz.

If you're really that good, you could always climb back. Or just stick to QP and leave comp for people who actually want to play comp.
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>>169951271
Imagine soldier76 coming back from a stressful mission with Winston already laid out for him in his quarters
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>>169950640
I guess it just depends on how your body carries the fat then - But on average, that's the consensus as to what happens and why (as well as a boost in testosterone at first.)

Most people generally hold the most fat in their stomach, chest (usually leading into the neck/chin), and lower abdomen. It's why when fat people work out, usually they begin to notice more definition in their arms and calves first, since it's easier to lose that fat. So that fat padding in the abdomen cushions the length a lot, especially considering even at max length on the outside, it's only about half-way out as you still have about half of the organ inside of yourself. Also note that if a dick goes unused for a long enough period of time, it will eventually begin to shrink as any muscle would.

I know back when I weighed 180, I was an average of 6.5 (unless I was severely turned on, which also causes a boost in testosterone giving another of a boost) and now that I weight 245 I'm at about 4.5 average that can go up to about an inch higher.
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I JUST WANT A FULL OFFLINE MODE BLIZZARD

WHEN IM GETTING PING SPIKES I JUST WANT TO GOOF AROUND WITH LOCAL BOTS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU THINK THAT EVEN THAT SHOULD STILL REQUIRE SOLID CONNECTION

WHY DOES BLIZZARD HATE OFFLINE FEATURES IN THEIR GAMES SO MUCH
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>>169951201
>Nerf Ironclad
>Return critical hits
>leave everything else the same

I want OP bastion back :'(
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>>169951759
With an ass as big as Winston's he probably could even handle Rein.
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>>169951749

does it count as throwing if I just leave because I get bored?
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>>169951846
Starcraft and Korean Esports LAN made them butthurt.
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>>169951275
>CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE
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>>169951731
It's like when 76 got his damage buff and when people just asked for his old spread Goodman said "nah, it's highly unlikely we'll reduce the spread change". Just look at how hard they fought the idea of a one hero limit in comp. Every time people brought it up they just kept replying that it was a core concept and that it also means those heroes' weaknesses stack so it's all good.
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>>169951201
Reduce the speed of his resource regen for self heal
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>>169951846
>2017
>offline mode
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>>169951956
>your resistance only makes my penis harder
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How the fuck is Bastion going to kill this robot?
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>>169951846
>tfw there will never be bots like Timesplitters 2 has.
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>>169950424
I want to hug the smug's pain away.
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>>169951947
I think CoD is better for you if you suffer from ADD.
>>
I'm actually kind of dreading the public release of osiris, just because i know whenever i come browse these threads there will be a fuckton of delusional degenerates pretending like a robot with no resemblance to a human form is somehow hot.

>osiris is cute! cute!
>osiris is my waifu
>i want to FUCK osiris!
>tfw when imagining pounding that non existent metal vagina
>osiris is for ______
You get the idea.

If any of you degenerates are reading this right now, do us all a favor and put a rope around your neck.
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I think its sad that Widow aim is so different from Cree aim
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opinions for best new skin for robo crossinglady?
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>>169951708
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>6 game losing streak now on Hollywood
>We silverhood now, Widow and Hanzo on team
>Rein that charge constantly, Roadhog always flanking
>Check their stats
>Both have 30 hours on respective class
>They blame everyone else
How the fuck am I supposed to rank up dealing with this shit? People spending almost as many days on one class as I have on this game yet are still trash and don't know not to trickle.
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>>169952160
>osiris
Who?
>>
>>169952217
Blue beetle is best, nothing else comes close
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>>169946742
Jeff literally said the or-15s are there to stop doomfist attacking Numbani.
>>
Didn't take long to forget about the new character and go straight back to waifu shit.
>>
>>169941820
What would it be? Escort the payload through a crowded market?
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>>169952282
That doesn't mean he's explicitly anti-Omnic, they were just in his way
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>>169952059
carefully, with plenty of hot lead.

assuming the crosshair bloom won't fuck him over
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>>169951947
Kill yourself
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>>169952217
Either Dynastinae or Protector. Beetle aesthetics are goat and Protector goes well with Lucio's ribbit skin
>>
"Oh-reese-ah" sounds like it could be a regular girl's name. doesn't really sound right for a robot hero. "Oh-rise-ah" would have been a cooler pronunciation
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>>169943679
Mei Ling would be jealous
>>
>>169951482
I hope Blizz goes nuts and give Sombra more damage since someone on their dev team thought it was ok to give Bastion reduced spread in his Recon form.
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>>169952059
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>>169952160
I'm just happy that its 2017 and racism lost. White people are finished. Little black girls can study mathematics and make robots better than white racists.
>>
Can Orisa displace Bastion?
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>>169952450

Why are you getting so angry for it's just a video game
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>5W/5L
>3000SR
well ok
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>>169952160
She does have a resemblance to a horse though. Dat horse pussy modifications man!
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>>169952160
Osiris is a completely different person my dude.

This isn't Smite.
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>>169952473
Imagine Mei trying to squeeze into that outfit
>>
>>169952389
You're an idiot.
>>
>>169951423
i know that all too well or

>team fight ensues
>emp above
>enemy team wiped

or even better
> team wipes most of enemy team,
>mercy flies in to rez
> lolnope emp.
> take first point

i hate the amount of anger i get for playing an off pick.
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>>169952217
Protector and nothing else
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>>169952217
Dynastinae>Megasoma>Dawn>Classic> LARGE POWER GAP > Protector=Carbon Fiber

Who cares about the others
>>
POST
PHARAH
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>>169952217
I like Carbon Fiber, Dawn, Dynastinae, Twilight and Camouflage.
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>>169952658
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>>169952667
He'd smash through anyone or anything in his way
Tell me how this is wrong
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>>169952725
Pharah
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>OR-15s are really small
>Orisa is big
Bravo Blizzard.
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>>169943679
>D.va will never order you around and dominate you
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>>169952591
>Horse pussy
>Not enormous horse cock
U gay or something?
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>>169952658
If you insist.
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>>169952830
for you
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>>169951642
480 damage with only body shots if you don't miss which you are, obviously
>>
Orisa's critbox is huge
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>>169952830
For you
>>
I'm done playing this game till bastion gets nerfed not because the bastion on the enemy team, but because the bastion on my team is always shit.
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Why are Pharah posters so autistic? I usually don't come here much but holy shit it's bad.
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Are we sexualizing the traffic cop yet??? Can I join???
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>>169952958
Rude.
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>>169952217
honestly dawn is the only one I really like

I'm too much of a fan of the default design to like the legendaries
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>>169952582
>Do the same
>1950SR
JUST
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>>169942937
After his nerf goes through
>>
wheres the porn
>>
is sombra still frowned upon in competitive?
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>>169952578
Play quick play if you don't even have the patience to finish a match. You ruin a game for 5 people by being a ADD piece of shit.
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>>169953056
She's frowned up in practice mode mate
>>
>Less than 15% of the Overwatch players are at Diamond and above.

Wew.
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>>169951536
You and 6 Ana. Headshots only. She can't headshot.
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>>169953075
11 people
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>>169953075

How is it ruined? It's not like if I leave they can't play anymore
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>>169952692
I started playing her because I got a decent feel for when the enemy team is trying to push with an ult and got really tired of

>"hey guys Rein is looking for a shatter"
>"hey Rein is playing really aggressive, he's going to-"
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>>169953056
she only works when your team coordinates
so in solo queue yes she is still frowned upon
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>>169953056
Some autists still make a fuss over it, but mostly no
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>>169953128
That's deliberate. Blizzard wants rank representation to be a bell curve. If they think too many people are in diamond, they will do another adjustment like they did for S3.
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>>169942189
did she make her weapon and those turrets with semen?
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Guys, have you watched the Origin Story short for Orisa? When describing the OR-15 robots Efi says that they were based on the old Athena model from the Omnic Crisis.

Athena was active during the Omnic Crisis and the quadruped robot in the museum is her old body.
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>kill symmetra 6 times in a row 1v1
>she still doesn't switch
>in the end her team wins
>>
>>169953239
>paying attention to garbage lore
why
>>
who else /losingstreak/
>>
>>169953029
few and far between
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Christ, I'm so fucking tired of Anawatch.
When is she getting proper nerfs?
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>>169953289
You were too busy trying to kill the one, when you should have fought with your team as a whole.
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>>169942439
DAT MCREE THO
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Someone stop me ;)
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>>169953239
Lol at all the killer ipods in this setting.
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>>169953239
Nobody likes the shit garbage lore in this game, they only play it for the fapbait, it's not even that good.
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>>169953350
I dunno, why are you even playing this faggoty game if it pisses you off so much?
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>>169953401
Never. Blizzard doesn't know how to nerf her without making her useless.
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excuse me, coming through w/ best girl
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>>169953289
>spend the whole game hunting down a symmetra, which doesn't even matter if her shield/teleport and turrets are still up
>lose

Hmmmm
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>>169952932
>Laughing tanks.jpg
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>>169953506
>bulge in the crotch
>girl
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>>169953506
what a sloot
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>>169953506
>>
>have to wait a whole week for literal omnigger
Then I bet it wont be playable for a month due to autistic mainers.
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>>169953490
Who pissed in everyone's cereal today? Lot of angry assholes here.
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>>169953484
>apple went into the production of military tech anticipating the onset of ww3
seems about right honestly
only a matter of time before the irifle becomes a reality
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>>169953617
Prove it
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>>169953506
not with that shield matrix bug she's not
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>>169953506
no doubt about it
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Looks like I am the #1 Torbjorn now bois.
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am i the only one who doesn't really see why people think the centaur is black
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>>169953668
Hard work pays off
>>
>>169953624
i can't wait for all the fan art of other heroes riding her
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>>169953668
Did you give it all you've got though?
>>
Who are the most toxic players in-game, ignoring forum faggotry?

I'd say Roadhogs are the ones I see the most going ggez or some cocky variant
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>>169953791
someone already did it with mccree
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>>169953835
roadhog usually yea

then there's the mainstays of *unsheathes katana* and sniper mains
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post orisa songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SLOGs9ttiE
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>>169953239
Neat.

>>169953350
>>169953490
Pic related.
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>>169953835
Roadhog, Genji, Widow, Hanzo, Mercy and Tracer mains are usually massive cunts.
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>>169953642
Why are liberals so terrified of killer robots? Do they know they can't control them with brainwashing and lying media?
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>>169953672
She was built by an african and sounds like an african

But it's still a robot so people that whine about a robot being black are the right equivalent of tumblr babies who talk about aliens being "black coded" in stevie mcgalaxy
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>>169953179
>why is an unfair match in comp bad?

Kys
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>>169953808

I hit my baby until its repressed anger began killing everyone else.
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>>169953959
i don't really think they sound black is the thing

but yea "_____ coded" is usually a label of idiocy
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>>169953943
>Mercy
>massive cunt

? I'm sure they're annoying to deal with as rezzers but I've never seen a Mercy brag outside of killing someone 1v1 which, as a Mercy, is bragworthy
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>>169953905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4
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>>169953672
>built by a black girl
>in africa
>black voice actress
probably
>>
>>169942863

>Zarya

Zarya likely grew up hearing stories about people she never got the chance to know. Uncles, Aunts, friends of parents, possibly even siblings, that were killed by the omnics. Her village was likely a shell due to the devastation from the crisis. Her way to help was to gain strength. She worked until her body was as strong as possible. She probably very much wanted to be the world's strongest woman and so she worked her whole life to achieve it.

The night before her chance to achieve this dream the omnics struck again, likely killing many people she knew and loved back home. She had to give up on her dream, her chance to achieve her life goal, to defend her country from the Omnics yet again. She decided that they had taken enough things from her life. She decided to fight back.
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Well?
>>
Spider Tank skin WHEN
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>>169953835
Both Widow and Hanzo, Genji and McCrees
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>>169947687
>Shipping rein and torb

Step aside, best ship coming through.
>>
Is team chat broken? I haven't been able to use it all day. Says 0 people in chat, and restarting the game doesn't fix it.
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>>169954039
>but I've never seen a Mercy brag outside of killing someone 1v1 which, as a Mercy, is bragworthy
It's not about bragging, it's about being spoiled brats who think they're automatically the best player because they hold down M1 and hit shift every few seconds.

ESPECIALLY since Ana exists now
>>
Is Overwatch the only setting with smart African Americans?
Is this a world first? I'm literally crying thank you Blizzard!
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>>169954131
Depends on where her horse vag is located.
>>
>>169954145
I have so many questions
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>>169953181
i feel you, but worst is
>i lock in sombra and talk in vc
>two others intsalock dps of a sort
>"we don't need a sombra" or something to that line
>either get flamed the entire match or someone switches off.
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>>169954201
>pick ana
>people whine we don't have mercy for res

can't fucking win
>>
>3400 last season
>Get placed 2700 this season
RIP MY DICK OFF
>>
>>169954039
a lot of mercy mains tend to believe they're the most important person on the team, and whether you believe that or not they like to make it very clear
>>
>People ship Ana and Reinhardt

But

She's married

She had a kid

Why are you shipping the married woman
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I finally figured it out
Orisa's blue beetle skin reminded me of something but I only just realized that it was pic related
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>>169954342
>being this naive about marriage
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>>169951108
>pink robot = girl
D.va x MEKA OTP
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>>169954131
W-why not on the front legs
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>>169951482
>>169951642

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caOObPTtKMk

Sombra isn't a hero for dumpster SR. You need a coordinated team that can capitalize on her hacks.

Also non-shit aim.
>>
>>169954394
I'm just saying of all the things to ship why the two old people, one of which is married?

If you want Reinhardt's big fucking dick why not D.VA saying he's teaching her how to take a pounding on a livestream
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post pharah
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>>169954342
We've never known if she was married. Each time the subject is brought up it's Pharah's father or Pharah's parents and they haven't said Ana's husband. Pharah also uses her mother's surname.
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>>169954383
*beetle intensifies*
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>>169954243
surely it's under the loin cloth
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>>169954449
>Sombra isn't a hero for solo queue. You need a coordinated team that can capitalize on her hacks.

ftfy
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>>169954526
oh jesus my dick
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>>169953659
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>it's just a security bot repainted with an extra set of legs

HMMMM
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>>169954496
Rein obviously wants a more experienced woman.
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>>169954518
Okay.
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>>169953943
ana & mercy mains are fucking pieces of shit and should be muted at the first time when you come across them.
>>
>>169944985
I love this intro so much. Not only because it is cute, but because of the 1 reaper on the enemy team that was tryharding so bad and swore he was getting POTG for beyblading the point.
His "Wut?" when my POTG with that intro came up was just so delicious.
>>
>>169954725
WE WUZ BOSTON DYNAMICS N SHEEIT
>>
>>169954620
>Sombra isn't a hero

ftfy
>>
>>169954837
>Sombra
ftfy
>>
>>169954824
>Staple healers

Someone sounds ungrateful
>>
>>169942796
how is this not one of her victory poses?
>>
>>169954824
Damn I just want to play support
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my exp farm resulsts overnight. this shit works
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>>169954972
whats your method?
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>almost one year since release and all they've managed to make since then is 3 heroes and 2 maps?

Does Blizzard do nothing but jack off at work all day?
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>>169952260
You're tilted, take a break.
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>>169955007
i set up a macro to auto select hero on skirmish server. it rotates 7/24 and gives 7k exp in 30 mins. without selecting hero you wont get exp unfortunately
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>>169952958
It's the glorification of that awful SFM model. A clique has gained control of that fanbase, and anyone who thinks that bootlet fetal alcohol syndrome face is disgusting has been pushed out.
>>
>>169954972
>custom servers not out for even a week yet
>tfidle servers out the gate
>>
>>169955114
is the macro an AHK script or something that you can share?

and just a regular skirmish game with bots that doesn't return to lobby on new match?
>>
>>169955081
And an Arcade revamp, and Ecopoint Antarctica, and a proper server browser, and a whole rework for Symmetra, and...
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>>169953835
All the mccree mains I've run across are assholes
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>>169955081
The pace of content release is really sad. The games a big game and people are dying for new stuff. Yet they just stall and delay. They are literally killing the hype of their game.
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>>169955081
Events are their moneymaker so that's why we're getting one every other month and other shit takes longer. That and they also make a bunch of shit that ends up scrapped or shelved for long periods of time like Sombra.
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>>169942796
Looks to be the "final shooting" pose from OG Gundam. Make sense since one of the concept artists at Bliz is a huge gundam nerd.
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>>169955081
>3 heroes
>3* maps, Ecopoint
>Holiday event brawls
>Holiday skins
>Holiday emotes
>Holiday sprays (unfortunately)
>Holiday intros
>Arcade mode
>Browser
>Competitive play

Why would I care how many new heroes and maps there are if the ones that are there are still fun? It's not like play are raid bosses with the same mechanics for weeks on months
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Inside
Doomfist as a hero will not. In one of our future events will be a regime for the arcade, knotted on the glove Doomfist. The question of how to leave this mode on a continuous basis and after the event.
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When do we get a really rich character that just fights out of boredom/the thrill of the hunt?
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>>169955081
>3 heroes
>tons of skins, sprays, voice lines, emotes, highlight animations
>two new game modes
>three (3) new maps
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>>169952260
>doing placements
>first two games we get the same people throwing on purpose picking winston and hanzo because haha XD XD XD
>other team has their shit together so we lose hard as fuck because two of our assholes are emoting around spawn
>can't quit when we see them the second game
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>Post yfw Blizzard actually nailed the balance on a character for once with Orisa
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>>169955276
speak english
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Did anyone else get audio issues along with the recent updates? My computer *might have* gotten some water damage (on the bottom near the power supply), and I don't know if the sound is messed up because of that or because of the software. Specifically all the sound sounds "far away" and the character voices are hardly audible/not audible. My in-game sound settings are at max.
>>
>>169955114
This sounds kinda bannable
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>>169955331
my first 4 placements were lost in a row, because each one had a leaver only a few minutes into the game.
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>>169955317
I've always thought an Omnic like that would be cool, kinda like a Don Quixote thing where he thinks he's actually in the early 20th century and just goes around blasting the fuck out of people with his elephant gun and is super racist towards most other omnics refers to them all as savages

His spam voiceline would just be "the most dangerous game"
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>>169955436
They changed the distant hero voices to sound like they are coming out of a mic
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>>169954145
Holy fuck, this picture.
captcha: stop sign
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>>169954526
I was always under the impression that Pharah was the result of a one-night stand.
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>>169955317
>>169955550
Didn't Battleborn beat them to the punch on this one
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>>169955608
Okay, that explains part of it... I still have issues with my own character's sound effects though, both voice and weapon.
>>
>>169950235
We gotta have SOMETHING, man

>tfw being a 25yo virgin with a 6.4" dick
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>>169955201
>Arcade revamp
Menu shit, basically nothing
> Ecopoint Antarctica
Small ass map
>proper server browser
Stuff games launch with
>Rework for Symmetra
A days work.
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>>169955662
I actually forgot about that game

He's one of the better designs from the game imo, if you toned down the businesses he'd actually fit into overwatch pretty well.
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>>169955786
>businesses

I meant busyness, damn I'm tired
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>>169955317
>some kind of Dorian Gray character who keeps coming back to life and has been around forever
>in contact with Doomfist
>the Bogdanoffs fear him
>uses flashy illusion shit and has a gambling aesthetic, throws cards and ricocheting shots multiplies damage for the amount of times they ricocheted before making contact
>able to drain his own maximum life to increase damage
>passive allows him to revive if the enemy who killed him dies nearby
>ult turns on enemy's friendly fire, will cause turrets to turn on enemies and their own ults to affect them as well
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>>169955971
>is themed after vampires and shit
>>
>>169955436
>>169955608
>>169955731
The audio is fine on my other port... weird.
>>
>>169955381
They're not done with her yet. Any hero that threatens Reinhardt's position must go down, even if he'll still be picked along side him.
>>
>rule34hentai has an adblocker blocker now
>instead of just getting rid of the malicious pop-up ads
what the fuck do i do
I can't fucking browse this site with 10 pop-ups per second, but no other site has the collection it does
>>
>>169955971
>the Bogdanoffs fear him
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>>169956112
Blur works for me on kisscartoon, idk about rule34hentai

Why not sadpanda instead?
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>>169956112
Use uBlock for rule34hentai.
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>>169955608
>>169956035
I should clarify I meant all the audio sounds "far away", not just the far away characters.
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>>169955634
I just assumed her military career and then the Omnic Crisis got in the way of long-term romance
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>>169956112
>he doesn't have an adblock-blocker-detector that shuts off scripts that detect adblocks
I also have an adblock-blocker-detector-blocker-detector.
I'm not making this up.
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>>169955971
Is this the quick rundown or the basic gestalt on him?
>>
Osira counter Lucio speed boost. We asked for it and we got it. Her grav ball not only pulls enemies into it but also SLOWS them if it's attached. I like this. A lot.
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>>169956036
Kaplan specifically said she's designed to help replace Reinhardt
>>
What's with games and comics making up super advanced African countries instead of just taking existing ones and saying they're advanced in the fictional universe?
>>
Why isn't Rein banned in QP? Most boring game when enemy has Rein and you don't
>>
>>169956348
Suspension of disbelief.
>>
>>169956348
because its cooler if it was a joint robot/human city

doomfist will be from an actual country
>>
>>169956348

Everywhere is made up in Overwatch, though.
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>>169956348
because Africa is a shit hole and none of it will ever be advanced. The only option is make up a fantasy land because Africa is hopeless.
>>
>>169956317
>gets paired with Reinhardt instead of replacing him
kek
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>>169956425
Numbani isn't a country though. The other maps are real countries (excluding watchpoint).
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>>169953554
>muh isolated solo duels
>>
>>169956348
>>169956434
samefag
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sleep tight /owg/
dream about big futa dicks
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Increase Winston barrier health. And shorten cooldown. And make cooldown start when placed.
>>
>>169956425
That's true, who would be dumb enough to name a place something like "Paris"?
>>
>>169956434
>>>/pol/
>>
>>169956532
Just play Orisa man
>>
>>169955193
>>169955114
same I'd like extra goyboxes
>>
>>169956348
Because it's an optimistic view of the future where we made Africa not fucking suck
>>
>>169956532
Winston needs a better ult too, his is fucking retarded.
>>
>>169956348
Less of a chance of getting accused of whitewashing or getting a culture wrong if you make one up
>>
new thread
>>169956563
>>169956563
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>>169952160

The trick didn't work.
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>>169956348
suspension of disbelief can only go so far
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>>169956196
i am using ublock, it's detecting it

>>169956168
sadpanda has fuck all for overwatch stuff compared to rule34hentai
ill check out kisscartoon
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>>169956434
This is in Nairobi, Kenya. Not all of Africa is 'unga bunga spears and lions', you know.
>>
>>169956434
>and none of it will ever be advanced
That's where you're wrong. Chinese are buying it up and kicking out all the wild niggers soon it will be a large den of shitty Chinese industry.
>>
>>169956530
But I'm not going to sleep?

Dumb hanaposter
>>
>>169956348
Im not sure why they didn't just do African how it actually is + omnics.
They could have had a paramilitary force like Overwatch that looked realistic with added future guns and tech.
Of course no libcuck wants people to know how Africa actually is so we get scifi safari lion king utopia. Straight from the sketch pad of some demented tumblr artist.
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Why does it seem like 4/6 teammates always have literally no sense of how to play the game on even the most basic of levels?

Is there a better time of day to play? Do I have to have a certain SR? Jesus fucking Christ
>>
>>169956694
>Nairobi, Kenya
let us zoom in, shall we?
>>
>>169956590
We?
If it's anyone who will, it's China.
>>
>>169956510
They are mostly made up cities within those countries, though
>>
>>169956694
>the africa is super modern myth.
There was once some african anon that posted pictures showing how much modern africa was compared to other countries.
Problem was the places he was posting anyone could get a streetview shot on google of. More worrying was the cities like the capital of Rwanda has an exclusion zone surrounding the city. Everything outside it is lawless 4th world tier shithole
>>
>>169956694
This is in Nairobi, Kenya
http://jamesmollison.com/books/playground/valley-view-school-mathare-nairobi-kenya/
>>
>>169956848
looks like eastern europe
>>
A true heaven.
>>
>>169954201
>payload nearing objective
>signal my team to defend it
>tell them i have ultimate
>5 people still alive, thanks to me, the solo healer
>everyone is at least 20 meters away from payload, can't swoop in myself
>DEFEAT
You would feel like force-feeding your teammates boiling oil if you had games like this every day.
>>
will the mods do their job for once in their life
>>
>>169957161
I bet over the next hundred years all the buildings will collapse.
>>
>>169957261
threads already dead anyway
>>
>>169956694
Sometimes they're 'unga bunga die from dysentery"
>>
>>169957261
What triggered you diddums?
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>>169957317
That's why I'm going hogwild instead of bringing this shit into the other thread.
Marxist faggot needs to learn to shut his fat stupid-looking piehole and stop spreading disinfo.

>>169957303
Try next hundred seconds

>State of Collapse: 65% of buildings in low income areas are not fit for human habitation
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>>169957489
>and stop spreading disinfo.
>Coming from a /pol/lack
that's rich
>>
>>169955549
fucking kill me 2950 placement
last season 3450
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>>169957639
Maybe you should've used a less dishonest disgustingly manipulative photo you filthy fucking liar.
Here's what you should've used. It's Rhodesia, they made niggers fuck off and became the most valuable country in all of Africa in the last 1,000,000 years then became Zimbabwe, taken over by blacks, and is now starving to death.
>>
>>169956967
I'm not really sure that's quite right, the main misconception is that it's entirely tents and tribesmen, National Geographic shit

Which isn't really true, there are modern cities, which also isn't to say that they're perfect and up to more familiar standard of living, just that the continent isn't entirely devoid of modern architecture and infrastructure
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>>169957639
Yes the pictures are shopped Africa is a really nice place very firstworld!
>>
>>169956530
thank you hana I will
I can lucid dream afterall
>>
>>169957817
You think thats not quite right but you are a retard fact is most of Africa is a hellish anarchic shithole.
Numbani looks 100% inspired by expensive safari resorts which are a violence free fantasy land. Until some africans decide to raid one for hostages or whatever.
Most people either live in barbed wire compounds or shanty towns.
>>
>>169957817
Most modern cities are left over from other country's rich people moving in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
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>>169958072
>>169958128
None of that actually contradicts what I just said
>>
>>169942558
Different roles, Sombra is support (as said by Jeff)
>>
>>169958263
It contradicts the implications and agenda of the argument.
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>>169956348


all the real african countries that could have amounted by anything got fucked over hard by white people, like everything else
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>>169958321
What is the implications and agenda of the argument?

All I claimed was that the place had actual buildings.
>>
>>169958396
It was implied in such a way that blacks built these buildings and keep them maintained meaning they're capable of creating a civilization. You can just deny this.
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>>169958128

why are you linking this? I don't see how it's related to what you are stating
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>>169958396
Most African buildings are left over from Europeans and are falling apart because no one takes care of them.
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>>169958489
It did no such thing.
>>
>>169958489
>>169958489
>>169958489
>It was implied in such a way that blacks built these buildings
they did

>keep them maintained
they do

>meaning they're capable of creating a civilization

they have. do you know what a 'civilization' is?
>>
>>169958329
Japan got fucked over hard by white people 70 years ago, and look where it is now. Don't forget the country was still in the middle ages 150 years ago.
>>
>>169958774
Delusional
>>
>>169958774
No they haven't, shitheap.
>>
>>169958774
what do you expect, white people barely know the lay of their own country let alone that there are more countries than south africa on that continent
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Since Doomfist seems to be a big character in terms of story arc, do you guys think there would be a story event, something similar to the Halloween event?
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>>169958806
>and look where it is now
A country of depressed, overworked salarymen who rarely have children
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Why do people get so angry about white people here? Is it jealousy?
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>>169944850
You're playing her wrong, she's got over 2k effective health for tanking.
>>
>placements
>defending last stretch of Kings row for win
>some one on our team leaves
>our team bands together and wins 5v6

Love that feel
>>
>>169959150
You have no idea how much smarter whites are than you its hilarious.
>>
>>169953668
How do I check this?
I wanna get higher rank with Ikea dwarf
>>
>>169958594
>Most African buildings are left over from Europeans and are falling apart because no one takes care of them.

Jesus Christ no you know how much infrastructure was down post independence and right now?

>>169958806
Not even back then the fuck do you even know what the middles ages are?
Japan got American help and assistance to rebuild (thus abridging a lto of years spent workign back to zero form the red) and support after that as a bulwark against soviet interests.
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>>169958512
/int/, /pol/ and /his/ just like jacking off to that shitty slice of life doc and especially using that incredibly out of context quote and not getting the entire background and irony behind it..
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