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/srg/ - Speedrunning General 2017-03-03 01:51:37 Post No. 169941586
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Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. As expected, they're quite fast paced and pull off many frame perfect actions. They're also useful for an RTA, as these videos are useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
Dead speedrun resource websites:
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/ - previous site for GDQ discussion but GDQs are done interacting with the community now.
http://www.speedrunslive.com/ - Previous site to find speedrun streams and to race. Twitch's implementation of "communities" made this site irrelevant now.
Previous thread: >>169400663
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I'm dictatorkin and I'm Caesar. Respect my identity or you're a bigot!
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ni hao
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explain why you aren't picking up and learning the speedgame of the decade tomorrow
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>>169942375
all memes aside after watching a few streams today, botw is going to be a shit speedgame.
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>>169942523
any% is going to be shit, but we haven't seen the other categories yet.
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>>169942934
>the only legit speedrun category is going to be shit
>maybe it won't be a shit speedgame
lol?
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>>169942934
All the categories are arbitary
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>>169943031
>I cant compete in the truest, most difficult category therefore they are all arbitrary
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What the fuck, those nudes of Narcissa going around aren't real right?
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>>169946273
>not linking them
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>>169946327
Look up post 369186173 on the /v/ archive.
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>>169946273
You've been fapping to some random dude lol
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>>169946898
Just link it.
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>>169947292
I'm not getting banned over fucking Narcissa of all things, don't be so lazy anon.
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>>169947345
linking posts doesn't get you banned you nerd
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>>169947757
not him, but if he's saying looking it up on the archive it probably got deleted lol
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>>169948183
linking to a post automatically takes you to the archive if you're not gay (though being able to see it depends on if it got archived or not)
>>>/v/369186173
see?
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>run in a straight line through empty flat plains for 8 mins, no monsters no obstacles no nothing
>diagonal run up the tower, gamebryo style for another 4 mins
>???
>profit
Nice speedgame Nintendo
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>>169948667
I'm pretty sure no one there cared to make it a good speedgame. In fact there was an interview where they said it was deliberately made possible to just go to the final boss immediately.
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>>169948398
I am not convinced that is him.
And before you say anything, I was 100% positive the webm was him.
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>>169949416
That's not Cosmo.
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um
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Posting dies down when the Narci nudes get reposted. Really activates my almonds.
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>>169951560
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>last thread took 5 days to reach 750 posts
why do you still cling to this general?
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>>169951859
It auto updates in another tab. 4chan extension is pretty great.
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>>169951859
>popularity is the standard of quality and importance
Ask me how I know you're female. And probably reddit.
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>>169951859
to find out when squid gets a new wr
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>>169952442
Why not just follow him?
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>>169951859
to expose grindxmonkey
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>>169954540
You have never done this to anyone.
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>>169954693
nice 'exposure' fag
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>>169955089
?
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Cosmo is dead and Narcissa killed him
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>>169955359
I wonder if stanzi knows anything behind the scenes that we don't
they were really close
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>>169957131
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Anyone have a pastebin of the BotW route?
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>>169958609
wander for 50min to spot
spend 12m to reach end
get stuff to win
win
gg
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Who the fuck is this dude
Why does he look like a 35 year old autistic manchild
Why did Nintendo give him of all people an early copy of Zelda
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grindxmonkey
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>>169960173
2mil subs from mc and dabbles in speed on the side
took credit for breaking smw
ez way to promo to big audience
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>>169960173
if youre serioues, hes pretty educated and has a huge audience from minecraft videos that scrape the far edges of the spectrum
doesnt float my boat but i dont think theres much reason to shit on him
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>goose teaching this girl who has a bf how to play more GE levels
the thirst is real
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>>169960719
>girl who has a bf
the irony
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>>169960719
>>169960828
Goose is their Bull
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>>169960958
ok goose
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>>169960958
keep telling yourself that
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cant wait to watch our guy mizureon try his hand at breath of the wild
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>>169960958
>de hippie spacing
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Goose is something I do not have a word for yet. Almost passive cuck. Or incidental cuck. He allows all these stream sluts into his life and inner circle and then doesn't do anything with them, or they are taken.
In real life it's sort of like hanging out with an attractive woman who is taken because they happen to walk in the door but you keep playing games and it is whatever.
If you let a woman come revolving door into your house and take your attention and use your utilities but you are not fucking her she is still hoing you.
Thanks for reading my blog. I got banned from pastebin.
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>>169961132
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>>169961438
he's at her house bro
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>>169961559
It's an anology to his "internet space"
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>>169961438
We call those nu-cucks.
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>>169961593
>nu
skipping new and neo new
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>>169960698
>speedrunning a game on release day
NO REASON AT ALL!
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>>169961991
WORD
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>>169961573
>two_anorexic_sjws.jpg
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redpill me on ezscape
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>open up pie switch unboxing stream
>LETS GOOOO
>close stream
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>>169962816
>whos gonna throw down a hot sub if I open this box without a knife
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65th for degeneracy
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>>169962905
big daddy pie stikes again
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what the fuck when did pie get 1200 subs holy marioni
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>>169963120
he actually has 116.6 subs
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>>169951859
the shitter who keeps making these ops wants to continue shilling sites and posting random game screencaps for some reason
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>>169961991
its not release day for him hes had it for 2 weeks
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Cosmo talked about maybe jumping off a building in his latest video.
What are we going to do to save him, friends?
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>>169963656
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>>169964243
i know thats for you and me, some ppl got sent early copies to play by nintendo , includeing him so to him its not release day
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>>169963120
when he started his sellout marathon and practically begged people to sub for him to do literally anything
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>>169964193
Nothing, if he's talking about suicide he won't ever do it, it's when they stop talking about it you have to worry.
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>>169968463
Is that actually a trend? Or are you meming.
His friend that started all of this was always talking about it.
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>>169965508
It doesn't matter when he got it, might as well to allow Nintendo staffers to have ~world records~ before the official releases too.
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the narcissa image removed from the archives, never to be seen again
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>>169968841
It's a trend, the constant talking about it is the attention seeking/gauging reaction phase often many never get past. Why do you think so many suicides are met with surprise from those surrounding?
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Will you be shitposting in narc's chat tonight?
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>>169941945
God damn. Cosmo's life LITERALLY depends on
this video game since she refuses to get a job.
I'm predicting this will be a disaster and she will go into extremely deep depression.
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>>169974775
He still has $100k+ twitch dollyroos saved up.
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>>169974775
>>>>>>>>>she
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>>169974837
Well as of September 13 2016 he said he has $14800
But he has been getting a lot of Twitch bits so yeah he's fine money wise.
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>>169975045
don't forget his patreon
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>>169975045
That's just his bank account. He has invested in stocks.
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>>169975434
nice
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The God Gamer Stigma
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The Zero Time Dilemma
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The Breath Of The Wild
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How high do you think narc's viewer count is going to get?
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>a tranny has the botw ~wr~
>it's not narcismo
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>>169977910
Like pottery
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>>169977910cuckmo gets cucked AGAIN
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should i buy dqviii 3ds guys?
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>>169979324
Don't support censorship.
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>>169979324
Dragon Quest is a shit tier series, don't fall for the meme.
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>>169979789
okay
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>>169979830
dqviii is pretty good for wasting vast amounts of time though tbf
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>>169979953
so is jerking off, and it's free
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>>169980248
i can do both at the same time my man :D
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you know you have won the internet when there's an entire 4chan general dedicated to your tranny antics
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>>169980572
>letting people bully me means I win
You sound like a canadian president
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>>169980732
>canadian president
>president
just stop.
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>>169979953
Kind of like this general
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why is the speedrun community filled with such concentrated degeneracy?
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>>169981350
because there is no central authority figure in the community to control the general actions of it's members.
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>>169981350
Because speedrunning is a degenerate passtime
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>>169981787
there was
and now he's king of the degenerates
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>make a month long event of racing games that people love
>event is nintendo theme
>new nintendo console comes out during this month long event
>take time off to stream hot new game instead of racing it in this event
why doesn't iateyourpie write an article on how to fuck up every single big launch?
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>>169981350
Apparently you weren't around for the late 90s, early 00s MMORPG community.
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>>169982092
Racing a rpg blind is fucking stupid. platformers? maybe. things with a huge amount of optional side content? no fuck you.
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does nQuake have easier bunnyhopping or something?
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>>169982092
Why would he force a shitty race of a new game instead of furthering his brand of snug by streaming a relaxed playthrough?
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>>169982092
pie would get lost and not be able to beat the game in one sitting
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>>169986943
This is 100% normal for any casual game on a blind playthrough. Nothing worse than people who make ridiculous comments like that.
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>kevinddr vs the not-male on agdq 2017
time to watch him lose again
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>>169987001
>hes not a God Gamer
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>>169987201
>whose gonna rise to the challenge and throw down a sub if I chop my dick off
>nice height slice of papa johns pizza
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http://sourcegaming.info/2017/02/23/straight-from-the-source-narcissa-wright/
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>>169988724
cosmo just end it. no one cares that one of the faggot nuthuggers in your chat has a blog.
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>>169988888
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>>169988724
>Being a slave to the metagame is oftentimes not as cool as defining it.
Translation: I have been BTFO in all my games because I am not good enough to keep up with the competiton, so I will pretend I am above it.
Anyway, pathetic blog. The nuthugger that put this together should most definitely kill himself, then you should follow suit.
There has never been anyone who has fallen in a more pathetic way than you.
You have completely cracked, changing your personality from a chill dude who liked speedrunning to this fake, 'bad bitch' wannabe creature. There is absolutely nothing appealing about you anymore, you sit on stream acting like a freak, you spout ridiculous shit that you know is nonsensical and you act like you are some kind of god in speedrunning when you're really nothing special.
You might have been around on Twitch at the right time, but now it's clear that your actual skill is nothing short of mediocre, and now you've transformed into this revolting piece of work, there is truly no reason to follow anything you say or spend one second in that pathetic tranny hugbox of a stream you put on.
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grindxmonkey
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rhesusxchitter
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lancexritter
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why did all the narci nudes get deleted from the archive
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>>169990996
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UUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN
HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>169989517
>chill dude who liked speedrunning
He was always a shitheaded sellout. The only reason he ever pretended to like speedrunning was for the money and attention.
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>>169982092
it's a good thing they aren't racing it. neither of them have the endurance to stream long anymore. I don't think pie has done a 24 hour or longer stream in forever.
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why the FUCK did all the "other" marathons (ESA, NASA, etc) close submissions before zelda and bomberman came out? I wonder if any of them would let me do a bonus stream run of these games.
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Dugongue more like Dugowned after TMR laid the smackdown on his ass
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>>169993739
Mahjong
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>>169993283
ESA's doing another run after their abysmal showing last year?
Here's hoping.
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https://clips.twitch
.tv/AffluentGiantAlligatorDoubleRainbow
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dugongue mas como dugordo despues de que el tmr le dio un putazo en el culo
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y u ded srg
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Just how fucking disconnected from reality can one be?
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>>169999832
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>day 0
>no cosmo stream
I thought this was his day of resurrection?
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>>170000301
she isn't out of bed yet
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>>170000370
Cosmo is a he, not a she. He is a man.
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>>170001398
And that is very important to you.
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>>170001465
It's important for humanity, not me.
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>>170001465
I believe it's wrong to entertain a deluded, mentally ill faggot by playing along with his fantasy.
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Ari's name was Soe now it's Sophie? What's happening?
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Dutchj is the most boring streamer in the entire community and has contributed nothing to SMS.
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Is anyone memerunning Hollow Knight yet?
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>>169983047
bump
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Duke raised u, nigga
Squid made u, nigga
Cron laid u, nigga
Cran slayed u, nigga
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the phonecall that saved speedrunning
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>>170004031
Cronikys was never an srg king
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his name is cronykeysd
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>>170004691
fuck off minion
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minion? more like onion after cronikeys dumped his ass lol
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cronikeys?
more like
tranny, kys
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my ban is up
is BotW shit?
has cosmeme killed himself yet?
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hey!
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when will kotaku write an article about me :(
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cronikeys more like тpaнныкeыc
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>>170004071
Can I get a quick rundown on this girl?
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>>170007848
Either die or become a transsexual.
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>>170008695
>de hippie spacing
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>>170008329
it's a guy
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>>170008695
Hippie spacin ass nigga
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>>170009718
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>>170008329
Quick rundown on xir:
>agdq staff bows to narcismo
>in contact with reptiles
>rumored to posses the ability to see the future
>controls /srg/ and /r/samandtolki with an iron, but fair, fist
>free bitch
>secretly owns wrs around the worlds
>possess an iq of 400+ after ingesting soylent
>in the process of automating jobs with robots
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rip cosmo now that breath of the wild is confirmed hot garbage
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>>170011670
What? The game is amazing.
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>>170011789
If you're a child, a woman, or gay. Basically if you are not mentally a child it is just ok. Extended adolescence is a plague. This game is digital funko pop.
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>>170012468
How long have you spent with it?
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>>170012783
she looks like a guy
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>>170012946
Holy moly you're right
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>>170011789
>baby's first elder scrolls game (which is already a shitty franchise)
>all of the cool shit they showed off in videos is basically irrelevant or cool once and then annoying thereafter
>giant empty world
>every shrine is the same uninspired tww dungeon
>music sounds like nintendo hired a janitor to rub his cock on a casio keyboard for a while
>zeldas voice
but yeah you're right it's 10/10 amazing best zeldo ever made
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hey...
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How can Narcissa even compete against Witwix and Trihex?
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>>170013750
:thinking:
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>>170013964
that is streaming big
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marxistxmonkey
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The moment Cosmo wanted to transition.
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>>170014612
What happened to John Numbers?
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>>170013964
What? She is going to get 20k viewers.
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>>170013750
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/837771486697967617
LOL
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birdxbrain
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>>170015219
Wow she is fucked.
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>>170015219
LOOOOOL
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>>170015923
Cosmo is a man.
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http://compete.kotaku.com/famous-speedrunner-is-back-from-retirement-but-still-w-1792942416
Front page of kotaku, with an awful stretched picture
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reminder
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Breath of the Tranny
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>>170016713
lmfao
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>>170016713
lol, i read one of those botw speedrun articles. they sent some random shitter a copy a whole MONTH in advance so he could route it and he was yet to complete a SINGLE speedrun on release date. then someone else actually finished a run on release date. he only needed 1/30th of the time the other SHITTER had, and yet he actually delivered mfao!
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Hate all you want, 4chan. Narcissa the queen is going to SOAR! And it got updated to "shipping today."
Fly, Narcissa, fly!
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I don't usually watch zfg, is his chat always this shit or is it just because botw?
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slayerofben_cn
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>>170018005
Classic meme
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>gets two tranny nuthuggers to write articles about his magnificent return
>doesn't even have the console yet
Wow!
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beneziaa_cn
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>>170019620
kill it
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>>170018005
>>170019620
pretty sad how this clique of irrelevant shitters is STILL, after all these years, posting about each other and try to viral themselves in these threads to be quite honest with you!
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>>170020237
>he doesnt get the meme
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>>170019620
whore and a stream monster
match made in heaven
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J ꜰuckJɴG Move skeMetoɴʙeɴ_cɴ
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enough
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m_
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e_
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a_
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Clint enjoying BotW.
Meanwhile Cosmo still waiting for his Switch to arrive like
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>>170021947
marxissa got scammed lm*o!
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>>170021947
he hasn't got very far
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holy shit cosmo blown the fuck out
botw hype already dead
strimmers back to their normal viewer counts
cosmo done FUCKED it up
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>>170022865
HE is literally going to get like 200 viewers lmao
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Is Cosmo really streaming today? I even bought snacks to eat while watching the trainwreck
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Imagine you want to play a video game so badly you wait for someone to bring it to you.
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>>170016713
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzyq9HMIH2M
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>>170016713
>shitaku
>written by a tranny
>for a tranny
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who we watching :)
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>>170024813
who bitch this is desu
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holy SHIT
I just realized its Friday.................
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Nintendo Switch more like Nintendo Switch Genders
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Nintendo Switch more like Nintendo BITCH
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>>170026484
Grats on stealing my joke!
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>>170024948
>launch day
No where to be seen.
LOL
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>>170026149
Narcy's chat sperging out about not getting the new Zelda quick enough
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>>170028286
will xir suicide?
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>>170028286
weeb
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>>170028286
dude nice
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>>170028286
weeb scum out
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>>170028286
lmao
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>>170028670
Why does Cosmo The Man deserve an early switch?
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>>170028725
because he made the switch already
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>>170028783
kek
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apologize
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NARC IS LIVE
I REPEAT
NARC IS LIVE
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>>170028286
imagine spending hundreds of dollars for games when you need meds and mental help.
end it cosmo
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Wow, nice blog tranner...
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>>170028887
boring stream desu
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>>170028506
>>170028556
gas the weebs
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>>170028670
I'm sure if Cosmo was still Cosmo doing OOT/ WW runs he would've definitely received a Switch from Nintendo instead of this creepy crying on stream bullshit he does now. No one wants to be a part of that.
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>>170028878
itsLocal is /ourboi/
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any good streamers on right now? not big into the community.
is narcissa good cringe content? or is it just plain bad
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>>170029534
>any good streamers on right now?
All day: https://myrtv.github.io/
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>>170029534
lolcow that has dried up. every now and then we get a few spurts of milk but even BotW release seems uneventful
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>>170029684
His voice sounds less tranny now. I think he has stopped taking estrogen. Maybe he did this to fuck with everyone. Just maybe.
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>>170029826
I was thinking this as well, he pretty much sounds like he used to a few years ago now
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BounceyBoy with that cancerous 'I don't want botw because I must stream it but I don't want to fight over viewers' mindset.
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Killing This Thread
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>>170028286
LAWL
spoiler: it's shit
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>narcis big plan was to get people to come watch it play zelda on release
>too lazy to stand in line and isnt even streaming the game 2nd day of release
top kek
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>>170034123
she's much smarter than you and way ahead of everyone. you can't even comprehend what's about to come
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>>170034814
2smart4viewers
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im gay
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me too thanks
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>tfw too intelligent to stream botw on release day
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>>170034814
I'm honestly scared to see what narci has up her sleeve.
Those who have shamed her up until now should repent and beg her forgiveness.
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>tfw too intelligent to stream anything that isn't speedrunning
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How do you go from this..
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https://www.reddit.com/user/Anti-Marxist-
>this is the guy that has been posting about how "comfy" abney streams are here in /srg/
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>170036671
to this
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>>170036671
to this
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>>170036792
Dunno, gonna watch the Shenmue 2 run on SGDQ2015
Should be comf.
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>>170036671
to this
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>>170036984
his chin just collapses into his adam's apple
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>>170028926
Imagine betting your life on a game's release and you rely on Amazon rather than picking it up in person.
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>>170037502
I thought he, Cosmo, has the game but not the Transition?
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>>170036671
to this
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>>170036984
>>170037117
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>>169988724
>I somewhat get irritated by being called a “speedrunner” when my interests overlap with some of these outside things, and doesn’t intersect with some of the “inside things.”
(I desire a more important-sounding title)
>I think that’s fine, it’s just, for example, when Breath of the Wild drops, I think that game will become its own subculture and “speedrunning” may not be the best way to describe what that subculture really encompasses. I guess the entire landscape is evolving.
What a load of bullshit.
I don't mind people trying to be creative and failing. That's respectable. But not when it's born from some deeply immature need for validation through pretense and ego signalling.
>>
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>>170039038
>de hippie spacing
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>llanfair
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Wait a minute.
How the fuck is cosmo verified.
I swear to god fucking subversive saudi arabians and their pet sjws..
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>>170039491
>blaming the Saudis
Jews created Narcissa
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>>170040585
and saudis support it. really makes ya stink
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>>170040585
Saudis own twitter
Sharia rides on the coattails of SJWs to get in.
Why do you think SJWs/twitter/general "progressive" left defend islam vehemently meanwhile their religion says to throw degenerates and the rest of the left's constituency off of buildings and set them on fire.
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>>170039491
>>170040585
>>170040696
God damn... I need some mountain dew to wash down these massive redpills you guys are dropping in here...#woke...
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>>170040926
I'm talking about Cosmo not Twitter
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>>170036671
to this?
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im im out of my mind im outta my fucking mind
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idk bout u but i can totally relate to tokyoboi808 as I trawl through twitter when i could be streaming unowutimean
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i'm disgusted with myself. Seeing witwix subs in my fav stream.
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>>170041843
tokyoboi was protoclint
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>Breath of the Wild
>Breath of the Wild
>Breath of the Wild
>Breath of the Wild
>Breath of the Wild
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>there is a category for 2x speed on emulator
i hate speedrunners and zelda runners
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shenmue 2 run was comf
back to worshiping cosmo
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>>170045557
why post this?
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>>170045676
gotta bump the thread and keep it alive
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>>170045734
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>>170045734
no you don't
just end it
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>>170045813
>>170045829
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>>170028725
>>170029236
If cosmo was still a man and not a thing that nobody wants to be associated, you know for sure he'd have gotten an early switch.
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>>170045734
>fw your speedfriend loses his marbles
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>cybers humor goes right over reddits head
>reddit bullies cyber off twitch
>cyber now sounding happier than ever and making decent money, winning prizes, poppin mints
>reddit btfod
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>>170048557
did cosmo cut those off too?
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>two hours of cosmo streaming "I AM SO CONFLICTED" about opening the master edition or buying digital.
Bitch if youre gonna go and buy a chinese cheat machine youll buy both and get a homebrew or german wii u as well.
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>people still pre-order things
Why? Why would you ever pre-order?
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>>170051652
>pre-order
>get offended when it doesn't come/the get short stocked
>no backup plan
meanwhile in australia
>don't pre-order
>walk into any large retail store at 5pm
>can pick up a switch and your choice of accessories because they have plenty of stock
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>>170036671
nice Penguin cosplay
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slayer...
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hey guys, gif guy here! can someone combine this...
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>>170016038
looks like a woman to me, not like a cute one but she looks like one. I think Narci just needs to work on her voice and all of you will be fapping to her more than you are already.
stop projecting and start your HRT, /srg/
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>>170056345
>sea of betas
This is what ar-15s were made for desu.
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>>170058698
Shouldn't you be playing Zelda, Cosmo? Oh, wait a minute.
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>>170028286
So how many times did cosmo get cucked by reality by now?
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Is the madman going to make it?
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>>170062914
He's probably going to do it alright, but choosing to do the marathon so close to BotW's release was not a good idea.
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>>170043296
Fuck!
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Why does Goose think Goldeneye is a good speedgame? Is he really that clueless about how speedrunning works?
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I can't believe this. The only reason I came to serg again was to see narci posts, but xher lazy ass hasn't even gotten the game yet.
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>>170066367
>2017
>caring about cosmeme
????
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Breath of the medievil
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CoolHeadcrab? More like WokeHeadcrab
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caSTnlljR84&t=1h55m41s
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>>170074406
great now this will influence my youtube recs
thanks asshole
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>>170074406
I saw the title and was disappointed when it wasn't the reaction to putting tiger balm on his balls.
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>>170074406
god he looks so seductive and feminine now.
I'd smash.
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>>170074406
what the fuck is this.
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>>170072586
CoolHeadCran? More like HardBeastNigga
CoolHeadCran? More like WhirlRekkyFiend
CoolHeadCran? More like HesDaMan
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I really wish streamers would use something other than twitch that site is absolutely dogshit. awful to navigate, shitty way it buffers video, shitty player. everything about it.
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>>170076870
Yea, everybody should use nicovideo.
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>>170076870
Watch it using livestreamer interface, all your issues solved.
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our girl going in on the haters!
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>>170081808
not falling for this again
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>>170081808
/srg/ utterly BTFO
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>>170082836
not falling for this again again
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>>170049469
Reminder that Cyberdemon is currently arguing with THE Manlytears over the legitimacy of his stream.me leaderboard victory.
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Breath of the Wild word record is 1:24:07 by Venick
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>>170082836
Too bad I'm using a 32" TVand live in Florida.
My petalligatorwould smoke that.
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>>170084991
Shut up cfb
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>>170084958
is he the one that did the first 0 exit SMW run?
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>cyberdemon and cb getting trolled by britbong on twitter
lmao, simply pathetic
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>>170087487
>being obsessed with a jill stein voting tranny
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>Werster's Pokemon Gold on AGDQ2013
>his brother's on the couch
wew
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>>170056345
>ywn be as based as cookye
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>>170088186
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>>170088186
KEKED
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Some of our bois made it into a le epic autistic anime meme video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWp8fU3QAo&t=0s
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>>170089047
I took it for granted lads
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>>170089634
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>>170089047
that was the year they did their S3K run
full of bants
>>
hey guys! :)
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>>170090405
HeyGuys
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>>170074406
is someone going to skim this video for the most interesting parts and condense it into something less than 10 minutes
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>everyone has Zelda but Cosmo
I really thought this weekend would be different for the poor guy
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>>170092335
good riddance
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>>170092335
People will already be sick and tired of it before Cosmo even begins streaming.
>>
Hi guys hope we can all be friends.
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>>170092916
who are you
>>
Not even saying this to be snarky and negative, BotW is an incredibly boring stream game.
The sound design is like a mix of a cd from a yoga studio and asmr sleep videos. It's supposed to be light and airy and it works for the game's theme but it makes it overall boring.
I watched zfg play it for an hour and I had to shut it off. I was falling asleep.
>>
:3c
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>>170093319
Check my name, lol. I just tried to do 1:44 attempts but time for rs now cba :3
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>>170093502
who are you
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>>170093502
okay, but who are you? what have you run? 1:44 attempts in what?
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>>170093356
Its a single player game. It was never going to have stream longevity. Will probably be a boring speedrun too.
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>>170093897
too bad IT'S 10/10 BABY GET FUCKED NINTENDO WINS, FINAL RUN AT SGDQ2017
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>>170093812
Imagine not knowing gothic from the best speedgame
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>>170093996
okay, now what?
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legend
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>>170094238
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>>170093897
I understand, but individual single player games can be more exciting to watch than others.
I dont play dark souls but I like to watch it for the art and the boss fights and generally its a good exciting game.
I literally watched Might and Magic 6 after an hour of BotW's first stream day.
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>>170094409
imagine being so insecure about your 40 year old man face that you cover it with matted up purple plastic
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>>170094409
I can never figure out if this guy is 16 or 56 or somewhere in between.
A true chameleon of age,
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>>170093502
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>>170096723
cute grill
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>>170096723
>>
I need a change /srg/. I'm considering transitioning and becoming a speedrunner. What is a good speedgame to start with?
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>>170097184
BotW
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>>170097184
sm64
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reminder
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narcissa is live
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>>170056345
>ywn kiss ari
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HAPPENIIIIIIIIIING
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>>170098692
but cosmo will be dead soon.
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>narci's big stream happens
>600 viewers
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH
>>
100k+ viewers here we come!
>>
Reminder in the long run it is actually good if it goes up to something wild like 3k today.
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>>170099210
when will this faggot just end it like his discord supporters are telling him to?
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>>170099210
end it
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Can she pass trihex?
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>>170099827
oh fugg is this how they reproduce
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>>170099827
Yes.
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>carpal tunnel gone
it's a miracle
>>
reminder cosmo still has to download botw since xe refuses to open the edition xe already bought
so chat is gonna spend an hour+ doing nothing
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>>170101374
fucking retarded
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>>170099827
*he
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>cosmo doesnt thank people who sub
>"im just gonna load up lots of money so i can download the game"
what a time to be alive
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>>170101904
>narcissa
>narcissistic
what could it mean?
>>
What can't Cosmo just be a nice girl? Why does he refer to himself as a royalty or is he on that post ironic level?
I wouldn't mind watching him play the new Zelda but xe's such a cunt now that I can't bear to watch him.
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>I HATE that Kotaku used this picture of me that is everywhere and here is how it went viral
>the day before hte article, personally sent the picture via tweet to the trans writer on kotaku
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>>170102397
>everything about this post
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>>170101354
>all RSI is carpal tunnel syndrome
spotted the retard
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>>170101354
>chronic pain is always 100% consistent and predictable
spotted the teenager
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>>170102903
it's retarded to have something handicap you and never see a doctor about it
does he still call it 'wrist problems'?
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>>170102903
>>170103005
>90 seconds apart
>practically the same post
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>>170103025
seeing a doctor about it is a fucking waste of time unless it actually is carpal tunnel syndrome, which is almost never the case with console gamers.
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>>170103179
>doctors are a waste of time
you are missing your queens big day
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>>170103179
>he wants to play video games
>he can't because his hand hurts
even if they can't fix it, painkillers exist
he's either an idiot or a liar
>>
this is a lot different without the donations
>>
can you not post in his chat unless you are subscribed or something?
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>>170103430
>painkillers exist
lmao a doctor isn't just gonna give you percocets cuz your hand hurts.
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>>170103430
Even if it helps the pain it will still further injure you
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>>170103515
just buy them on the street like the tranny pills duh
carpe diem dude
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>>170103506
sounds like something he'd do
>>170103515
but that's exactly what they're for
I had an operation on my leg last week and they gave me stocks of codeine because I need to walk to promote healing, and I can't without pain relief.
It's a weak excuse anyway. Something a child would think of.
>sorry teacher, I can't do my homework, my hand hurts
he didn't want to be famous for speedrunning, which is fine, but just admit it and accept people don't want to watch you any more
>>
>dangitt just throwing bits at xim
kek
>>
>>170104218
whomxir?
>>
>"hey narci why dont you make a mii or something while you wait for this download thats gonna take another hour?"
>"nah i just kinda wanna sit here and be lazy"
fuck
OFF
>>
Lmao ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=samulGnaDVg
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>>170105635
>>169941586
do you just stay here bumping your own thread all day? sheesh
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>>170105881
thanks for the late response!
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>>169960719
>OH MISS
>>
>people doubted de_queen's return
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Where did it go so wrong?
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Why has Tiki changed his name to just numbers?
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>>170106795
JOHN
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>>170106795
Adrian infested his mind with all that SJW bullshit.
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>>170106415
How does he plan to keep 1k+ viewers?
BOTW is a boring speedgame
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>>170106882
COPULATING
>>
RIP 1.6k viewers.
>>
oh nooo that sucks
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>>170107006
He doesn't seem that much into social justice.
I think she just nurtured his narcissism to the point where he stopped giving a shit about anyone but himself. So he's free to live out his dream, which is apparently being a bum on titty skittles.
>>
narciPlug narciMedievil
>>
He doesnt give a shit about sjw stuff because he isnt into it. Trannyism is just a means of exploring his autogynephilic fetishes in a socially acceptable way.
If trans wasnt a big fad he would just be a crossdresser.
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>>170107781
>He doesn't seem that much into social justice.
Maybe not, but he's still a beta faggot
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eg_LejFXHc
I love speedrunning community
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>>170108204
absolutely
that's the problem with doing whatever you want and fucking the consequences, others don't particularly like it
maybe one day he'll understand that
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Look how happy he is.
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>>170109084
>he
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it doesn't get much grosser than narcismo desu
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>>170109458
Thank you for correcting that shitlord! Misgendering should be punished by castration!
>>
>peaking at 1.5k viewers
top lad
>>
did highspirits shit himself
also how is he so fucking fat, god damn. get some self-respect
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>>170111939
its better than the 50 or whatever he usually gets
this stream isnt actually that bad either, its just weird having to look at narcismo out of the corner of your eye
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>>170112002
He's a 30-something man living in his mother's basement. He quit a job as a newspaper delivery man to stream full time, but can barely keep a subscriber count above 100. He lost any semblance of self-respect long ago.
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>1.5k viewers on day 1
Apologize to your queen.
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>>170112002
It bothers me how he's always looking up at the camera, so we get to see all of his not chin
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tfw
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How many hours until his wrists fuck him over? Place your bets.
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>>170117573
>Cosmo's Wind Waker run starts in 42 minutes
Too soon
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>>170114921
you realize he spent the last year predicting 5 figures right?
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y does he sound less tranny today?
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>>170118687
He's been going for almost three hours without any problems. I think it might all just be in his head.
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>>170119460
>my wrists hurt! i can't play so i can't get subs! please donate!
it's mostly in his wallet too
>>
>cosmo has more viewers than trihex
how long before trihex kills himself?
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>>170121039
>*how long before trihex becomes trishex
not long
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>>170119460
Chronic pain doesn't work like that. It comes and goes. Sometimes it stays gone for a while, then comes back worse than ever.
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>>170121039
more like how long before his gold digging white gf drops him
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>>170029680
It's time
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>cosmo makes his triumphant return
>/srg/ dies while it's happening
perfect
>>
>>170125662
he glued his dick back on?
>>
>>170125662
>triumphant
>>
>pie can only scrape together 340 viewers for MOMAM because he's streaming botw instead of literally anything else
dude, it's over dude
>>
>>170121039
but he doesnt?
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>>170125662
Like pottery
>>
>>170125662Stream Monster General
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He's BACK bitches
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>>170087487
Hi ManlyTears
>>
>zfg exposing himself by playing botw
>>
cosmoTeeth
>>
>>170125662
i don't get it. it's not even so bad it's good. it's just boring.
>>
Are you a mad enough man to speedrun Bomberman Act Zero? Cause one guy's brain is that broken.
>>
>>170137741
No way, I only read like 30 chapters of btoom
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>>170137854
I understood that reference desu
>>
lol cosmo looking like an Addams Family character.
>>
>already below 1k viewers
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is speedrunning board games a thing|?
>>
>>170103179
>seeing a doctor about it is a fucking waste of time unless it actually is carpal tunnel syndrome
even then it is as they can't do anything and have to forward you to a specialist. The only cure for rsi assuming you haven't crossed the line is rest and there's no way around it. If carpal tunnel gets beyond a certain point you need surgery and it's not guaranteed to work because it's hard to identify with 100% accuracy as the nerve travels all the way through the shoulder so a trap in the higher arm can cause the same symptoms leading to misdiagnosis.
>>170103317
He's right in this case.
>>
>>170144931
thanks for the late response!
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
the meme where you pretend goldeneye is a good speedgame
>>
the meme where you pretend pie isn't our boi
>>
>that moment when your anticipated moment doesn't go your way
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Orcastraw will btfo Narcissa in Zelda
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>>170108204
is that MrHyruleGamer?
>>
>>170144931
>The only cure for rsi assuming you haven't crossed the line is rest
Stretching and strengthening exercises help significantly too.
>>
>>170146286
Is goose trying to convince his hugbox that it is?
>>
Is Goldeneye the only objectively terrible speedgame with a big community? (500+ runners)?
>>
>>170036671
I mean let's be fair, she looked jacked-up long before she came out as trans
>>
>>170157028
Mario Sunshine
>>
>>170157186
He is a man
>>
>>170159116
What's wrong with Sunshine? It has shitty RNG, but OOT has more.
>>
i dont understand how srg has so many unique posters but moves so slow
>>
I don't understand how srg is still alive.
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>>170163361
The God Gamer Stigma
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>>170155771
Stretching following diagnosis doesn't and can in fact make it worse if you jump into it, you have to rest first and then begin rehab which is varying amount of times for different people. It took around 6 months for me to shake tendinitis in the elbow for example.
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>>170163792
thanks for the late response!
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>>170163361
Cuz serg niggas is in da buildin, yo
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>>170162860
literally all me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ub681YQENc
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY THEMMMMMMMM
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Highspirits on the final game. Will he do it?
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>>170167670
I guess but I can't imagine beating a 12+ hour game after being up for 70 hours. Is the power of being 35 lads?
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>>170168206
His face is like a chart of all the bad health decisions in his life.
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Pie won't play botw again following his dismal showing last night, calling it now
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>>170169369
Scoop me
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>>170163361
op keeps reviving the thread from page 10 because he wants to shill his site in the op
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>>170170456
pac is our boy
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How is he still alive?
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>>170171194
>layout covering gameplay
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>>170169369
Letting people shame you for simply playing a game casually is the ultimate beta calling card. Shut down the idiots who think you should know everything on the spot, it's about geting lost and figuring it out.
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>>170150814
>LARGELY SUCCESSFUL
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>>170152272
Delete this disgusting tranny bushy eye browed faggot
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Holy heck- TMR is SPEEDRUNNING!
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So Speedrunning is filled with timid betamales, why don't I see more SJWs taking the opportunity and infesting events like AGDQ? granted, I don't pay attention, but it's at least not as blatant as it could be, as an outsider looking in
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>>170178338
go to the event. you will see that it is comprised of around 75%-80% sjws now. next year will probably be 100% sjws.
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Can someone explain who narcissa is and what s/he did to get so much hate?
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>>170179324
Narcissa is your queen.
People that hate her are all jealous, sadistic losers.
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>>170178338
If you look at any pics of agdq you'll see its a beta sjw fest that needs a good old machine gun clean out.
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>>170179324
how about you actually read the thread
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>>170179324
he's said some retarded shit like he thinks he deserves to get money from his viewers for nothing and fuck everyone who doesn't support him
he's generally an unpleasant person
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>>170179158
>>170179549
anyone got a pic?
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>>170179647
nah.
>>170179762
I see.
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>>170171194
is he though
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>>170181423
are any speedrunners really "alive"?
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>>170182483
No, go watch any of them play botw and you'll realize that they're actually worse at games than children but because they grind the same game over and over they look good.
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>>170184316
>they're bad because they practiced.
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Speedrunners won't admit it, but it's the truth: Let's Playing objectively requires more skill.
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>>170187652
>Let's Playing objectively requires more skill.
then why can't youtube stream monsters even learn how to speedrun games without being spoonfed tutorials lmao
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>>170187652
anybody can let's play and be good at it
being good at speedrunning takes practice
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>>170187652
I'm going to need to hear an explanation for this one.
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>>170187834
because speedrunning requires autism and you can't learn that
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birdxlaugh
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>>170189326
>you can't learn that
then why are they whining about not having tutorials?
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grindxmonkey
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>the obsessed freak stumbles into the thread, his eyes wild
>everyone stops and stares at this poor soul as he begins his insane tirade
>only bits and pieces of his nonsensical drivel can be made out
>"...culturalxmonkeyxgrindx70starxmarxist... "
>his bizarre ramblings finally come to an end and the obsessed freak wanders back out
>he is sure to to return and repeat the exact same lines over and over again, like some sort of monkey, endlessly grinding away
>squid sighs and gets back to his ape escape 2 runs, knowing the obsessed freak is beyond all hope
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>>170188202
>anybody can let's play and be good at it
wait what? why are 99.9% bad then? retsupurae made their fame entirely on bashing people that were terrible at let's playing
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>>170192310
How can you be bad at let's playing? What metric could even be used to prove such a claim?
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>>170192536
view count
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>>170192573
Oh, so you don't mean that Let's Players are better at the game than speedrunners, you mean that they're better at being attention whores.
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>>170192536
Enjoyability of the viewing experience. Multiple factors, like charisma, presentation and research of the game, and interesting presentation of topics pertaining to the game or even other things is what will determine if you're a good let's player.
Do you think everyone can do standup well too just because people can generally stand and talk on a stage for an hour?
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>>170192964
What does any of that have to do with being a skilled gamer?
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>>170192726
If it's a game the runner hasn't dumped thousands of hours into their skill is equal.
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>>170193104
nothing? no one ever said that being a let's player made you a better gamer, just that it's harder than speedrunning (which I don't agree with necessarily, but it's not something anyone can do well)
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Are you guys all NEETs?
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>>170195790
well, RWhiteGoose is.
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>>170189126
dang... squid one ice cold nigga...
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>>170195790
neetxchav is
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>>170195790
I was...once...
but then I got a job.
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The post directly below is the most woke post in this thread
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>>170199064
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>>170200063
woah really made me think
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>>170192065
best post itt. squid is based btw
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>>170202482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0syiUwH64sO
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>>170202838
squid is based
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>>170203163
based on being a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling
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>>170203220
you lost me there bud. hes just based as hell. based squid
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wonder how many hours gravity has on blast corpse
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>>170203981
No one keeps tracks of every minute they spend on a game, stream monster. The more you know. :)
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pretty sad you would get defensive that fast
must suck spending thousands of hours on a mediocre kids game lol
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>>170204158
grindaton doesn't keep track because his tiny amoeba brain can't count that high lol
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>>170204253
The facts were being laid down to your naive stream monster brain.
>>170204261
The low level monkey poster has been detected. Literal bottom of the barrel trash.
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>*spams CS:GO pubs 8 hours a day for 2 years*
>haha i'm totally not autistic like a speedrunner
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>>170204398
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>>170204434
This needs to be used more often.
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im glad grav is finally getting blown out for being not only a giant nuthugger but a shitty grind monkey
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>>170204542
>uses the term grind monkey
post instantly discarded
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geez you sergians give out you's like candy
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>>170205062
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>speedrunners are autistically wasting their time. it's not a useful or creative hobby, like musicianship.
>*honks into tuba*
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>>170204542
>literal who stream monsters thinks he is 'blowing people out' on a tranny thread
rofl
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>>170205117
Thanks for the (You)!
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*streams with snarky title about how I'm not playing the latest Zelda game*
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Did Highspirits quit again and on the last game?
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>>170206494
I'm pretty sure he got sick but I don't know the deets
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I take comfort in hearing Cosmo say "oh my god" 15 times per second.
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>>170206434
wasn't this his last hope?
what happens now?
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>>170206494
think so, lasted 5hrs longer this time
should drop the "first english release" so he can finish
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>>170207365
he breathes his last Breath of The Wild
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>>170207365
Hopefully suicide.
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>>170207778
this is a good meme
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>>170208480
And here's another spicy one
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does ourgal narci have 20k viewers yet?
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Am I a grind monkey if I have only completed 60 runs out of 9883 attempts? Asking for a friend.
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>>170210426
Attempt count means absolutely nothing. Beuchi finishes every run she does and she is awful at her games. Other people reset to cut the bullshit and start out with a better run. Stop actually believing the silly shit that is forced here by stream monsters.
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How to tell if someone has a meme record = Their attempts are below 2,000
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Punishable by 20 years Cyber....DEMON
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>>170210426
Only you, the runner, can answer that question. Do you still reset despite knowing you're mentally unprepared/out of practice/lacking insight to nail a god run? Then yes, you're a grindmonkey.
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How to tell if someone is a braindead obsessed marxist neet banshee screeching minecraft playing grind monkey with a bird laugh = Their attempts are above 2,000
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>>170216060
What does any of this even mean? I try to make sense of it every time you post it daily but it makes no sense. Are you talking about someone inparticular?
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Narcissa has devoted almost a year to playing Breath of the Wild. She has posted on twitter before that once botw comes out, it will be all that she will focus on.
What will happen when she completes it? What will happen once the game loses popularity over the course of the year and people are focusing on other things? She doesnt speedrun anymore because her wrists are damaged (although I dont buy that for a second), so running botw is kind of out of the question.
Will the end of botw be similar to the end of OoT any%?
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>>170216060
Then what are you supposed to do if you're going for an optimized time? Complete every run and never progress?
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>>170216417
Cosmo is a man.
>>170216493
>asking the mentally ill, obsessed freak about how to speedrun
???
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her name is marxissa
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>>170216417
>putting your hopes on a generic empty bland repetitive mmorpg except that it's single-player
What did he expect?
>>170216493
If you didn't learn enough from your first 1000 attempts to play competently in the next 1000 attempts, you are a grind monkey.
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>>170216754
Everything about this post is bait.
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>>170216754
>What did he expect?
She only hyped for this game because this is all that she has left. She has no legacy after this. Nothing to look forward to.
It's going to be interesting to see what she will be doing 6 months from now.
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>>170216908
He. Cosmo is a man.
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>>170216754
>If you didn't learn enough from your first 1000 attempts to play competently in the next 1000 attempts, you are a grind monkey.
What are you talking about? Have you ever seen how optimized and punishing some of the runs are? Not only do you have to reset for a good start, you also must have enough experience to deal with the pressure later in the run. How would you ever beat the spyro record in just 2k attempts? Where's this logic coming from?
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>>170216908
Successful Suicide
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>>170217262
The best way to beat a grind monkey, is not to lower yourself to his level and enjoy other things in the hobby or life.
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>>170217596
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and you reek of exposed 2nd place filth.
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>>170216417
the wrist thing was always dubious
I mean, he supposedly loves playing video games, but made absolutely no effort whatsoever to get it checked out.
I fucked up my achilles and had to stop playing drums for a few months and it killed me.
I saw a doctor, then a surgeon and got it fixed because that's what you do.
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>>170217976
And its very unlikely you would fuck anything up from running for the amount of time he ran. Unless you are radically bending your wrists as you hold the controller or something ridiculous.
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>>170217596
Beating a record people have put tens of thousands of attempts into aside, your numbers are still nonsensical. Many games are punishing enough that 2k attempts will never get you a satisfying run or anything even remotely close to that.
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>>170218237
just out of interest, how many hours has he put into botw since yesterday?
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>>170217891
>ooh ooh me first place with ten times as many attempts ooh ooh
doesn't mean anything
reminder rankings should follow the formula:
time * 0.999^(-1 * attempts)
to weed out grindmonkeys and reward consistency
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>>170218378
he put in at least 7 hours
cosmo could most likely speedrun the game as long as there isnt some trick based on mashing
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>>170218378
No idea, but at the moment everyone (like zfg and ennoppe) is investing days at a time into it so I dont think it really matters.
Now that I think about it Im not sure if he would be able to play for a whole day if his wrist was as fucked as he says it is.
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>>170218589
yes that was my point
speedrunning it's torture on your wrists any more than casually playing games is
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imagine a world without grind monkeys
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>>170218750
you mean SDA? where the """records""" were literally double what they are today
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I love you, /srg/. Speedrunning has been saved!
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Honestly, whoever does the first speedrun of a game deserves world record for the rest of time.
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ya know i used to hate the grind monkey poster but you can really utilize his autism to break up the status quo of tranny discussion
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Why does Caveman consistently get cringey couch partners at the games done quick?
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>>170220284
both are bad and this place should be gone already
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>>170220468
ever think of the fact that he himself isnt much better
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>>170220636
No, Cause that's not true.
He's awkward but c'mon, he can keep things going fairly well, but he's so damn unlucky with who he sits next to.
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>>170220721
ok caveman
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more like cavememe lol
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>>170218498
You do not understand speedrunning. It isn't called 'consistency running', it's about who gets the fastest time. Someone going for a faster time than someone else with have more attempts as a result. That's how it works. Fucking idiot.
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>>170221473
>I have no argument so I'm going to dig into my bag of nonsensical phrases I've been trying to force in a tranny thread for years and scream them at you like a child
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>>170221443
>Someone going for a faster time than someone else with have more attempts as a result.
That's not how it works. Some people have significantly better times with significantly fewer attempts. You are a grind monkey who is afraid of exposure.
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is the obsessed freak aware that squid probably doesnt even read this thread anymore
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go to sleep rob
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>>170221712
Not every speedrunner is going to have the exact same outcome with with the same number of attempts, whic his where this difference comes from. You are an idiot who does not understand speedrunning. Adding the tried >le grind money who is le afraid of le exposure' on the end of your post outs you as a complete idiot who knows nothing about speedrunning.
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>>170221882
>whic his where this difference comes from
The difference mainly comes from braindead grind monkeys playing hours every day for years, because they are afraid a more skilled runner will "steal their record" in a fraction of the time, if they don't play literally as much as humanly possible.
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>>170102353
They're literally a narcissist.
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>>170222149
*He's
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>>170222041
No, it's from what I said earlier. Not everyone is the exact same skill level. Not everyone has the exact same tolerance for finishing out bad runs. Actually believe the grind monkey meme is a real thing and pushing it this hard is absolutely laughable. The funniest part is you always claim the runner who did the blowing out is the grind monkey. Pathetic. Show some actual evidence of what you're talking about or stop posting. None of this Squid meme shit either.
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>>170222306
*Xer's
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>>170222324
>Not everyone is the exact same skill level.
The grind monkey has a low skill level, so he makes up for this by grinding runs more.
In no other competition is this allowed. You can't play a tennis match 10000 times until you win.
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>>170222527
You are literally comparing apples and oranges. This is not tennis, so why would you compare it to tennis? Speedrunning is about pushing a games time down, and to do that, you need to repeat what you are doing 1,000s of times. That is how you get better.
You also did not post any proof to back up this grind monkey claim, as expected. Stop posting. You are wrong and you are clueless. Leave the speedrunning discussion to actual speedrunners.
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>>170221882
>2014+3
>responding to monkey posters
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>grindxmonkey
>speedrunner
o i am laffin
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>>170222664
Here is my proof: speedrun.com
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>>170222815
>squid has record in many games, not just one game like every other grind monkey out there
>contributed to each one in a big way while pushing the time down to what old runners didnt even think was possible
>forcing this jealous crusade years later when its clear he is a top runner
now that, is comedy
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>>170222732
>14
sure it wasnt 15? in fact the summer of
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>>170222905
Stop posting.
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why is the guy posting monkeys so obsessed with squid?
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>>170223030
>Stop exposing me.
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>>170223086
Some say it's Ion after Squid destroyed him in all his games. The guy has been doing it for years now, it's very odd.
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>>170222921
>squid has record in many games, not just one game like every other grind monkey out there
"records" in meaningless games with 0 competition or optimization. he got completely exposed in a real speedgame like sm64 despite grinding 18 hours a day for over a year, he couldn't even beat pie lmao
>contributed to each one in a big way while pushing the time down to what old runners didnt even think was possible
mindlessly grinding until you get lucky once is not a contribution, it's a ploy for attention
>forcing this jealous crusade years later when its clear he is a top runner
again, "top runner" in games with 0 merit. he may as well be "speedrunning" romhacks lol
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>>170222905
>>170223130
>he's so BTFO he resorts to memes
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>>170223195
>He's so exposed he climbs back into the tree and throws his feces while bonobo howling.
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>>170223153
>"records" in meaningless games with 0 competition or optimization. he got completely exposed in a real speedgame like sm64 despite grinding 18 hours a day for over a year, he couldn't even beat pie lmao
Check the leaderboards for the games he runs. He obviously didn't play SM64 for 18 hours a day, he played it for a little bit before going back to his main games. He also has a better time than Pie.
>mindlessly grinding until you get lucky once is not a contribution, it's a ploy for attention
Did you even read what you are replying to? You can't mindless grind out bit contributions to games.
>again, "top runner" in games with 0 merit. he may as well be "speedrunning" romhacks lol
Again, check the leaderboards.
Could you be any more wrong? I think not.
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>>170223317
keep it coming, i've got all day
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>>170223317
these post reek of exposure
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>>170223480
>>170223546
>If I keep making these posts 10000 times, I will eventually be right.
Sorry, it doesn't work like that.
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>>170223967
Kind of like how everything you said isn't how things work, yet you just resorted to tired, dead memes.
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>>170223967
>he says as he continues to post the same monkey pictures
hmmm thinking!
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>>170223480
fw Geoff has a cameo appearance in a game and you don't
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What kind of speedrunning content should I be devoting myself to to benefit the community the most?
I am conflicted here!!
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>>170231198
World records.
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>>170231506
In real games or memegames?
What ratio of routing/glitch hunting to grinding is optimal?
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our girl on the twitch front page
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>>170231764
if all you care about is ~world records~ then take the grindxmonkey route and mindlessly grind irrelevant memegames 18 hours a day until you get lucky once. it takes the least amount of effort and then you get to wave your meme records that nobody cares about around like they mean something lol
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>>170232660
actually favoritism, clint has 6x the viewers
guess twitch is trying to prevent a suicide
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:^)
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>>170233774
BabyRage
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>>170233774
>>170233961
BTFO
Top kek
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>>170233774
twitch is so progressive. promoting their trans partners above people who actually deserve it. good thing twitch is a safe space for these endangered species.
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>>170232739
Tired meme. Squid doesn't stream for 18h a day, he streams consistently for a few hours most days. There are many more runners who stream for longer than he does.
They aren't meme games, take a look at the leaderboard and you will see how far he has excelled compared to the decently sized playerbase for non main-line speedgames.
He is always setting new times. There's nothing lucky about that, bub.
>it takes the least amount of effort
Once again outing yourself as a jealous fool online, crying like a baby. Trying to put down the accomplishment of others because you have none of your own.
>nobody cares about
You know that's 100% wrong, even you alone seem to care about them a lot.
How does it feel to be this wrong, again? Daily? Revise your approach.
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do I dare click on this
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>>170234307
it's well known being a female (male) is the easiest way to attract viewers
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>>170234543
its pretty boring
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>>170233774
returns?
he took a hiatus because twitch wasn't paying him well enough
he's been streaming consistantly for ages because he craves attention
it's only NOW that there's something vaguely worth watching
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why didn't cosmo just fucking quit OOT
that speedrun is so god damn boring
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>>170239259
he switched
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>>170234543
where the fuck did those viewers come from
is he being featured?
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>>170240020
hes front paged. meanwhile ClintStevens has 8K viewers without front page
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>>170240131
so there goes his hugbox
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>>170240131
haHAA
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>>170240278
Is this the end for cosmo?
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>>170240494
what's he gonna transition to next, he's running out of options
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>>170240589
the grave
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cuntstevens is such a fucking hack jesus christ. he's seriously the only person i want to punch in his little fuckin boipussy - how does someone so vapid and uninteresting have a following so large?
i swear he's viewbotting 90% of the time
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>>170240602
kek
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>>170240902
>cosmo getting 9k viewers piss easy
>clint struggling to get a third of that WITH frontpage
poetry
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>>170241015
other way around
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>>170240902
>boipussy
>viewbotting
change ur diaper sig
>>170241015
waitaminute...
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>>170242886
filtered
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>tfw puncay is more of a normie than you
wow
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>>170240278
didn't narcissa say that she wanted 5 or 6 figure views for BotW stream?
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The Grind Monkey Stigma
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>>170234562
>>170234307
name any top tier trans streamer.
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Full time streaming has not done Joshimuz well. Fucking hell.
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>>170240902
yeah, it boggles my mind too. right place at the right time, i guess.
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>>170248023
wasnt he always a salty little bitch though
whats new
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>>170250231
I'm not talking about his attitude, I'm talking about his appearance. He's a fat piece of shit.
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>>170250370
surprised he held out this long considering his other half 2bqhwy
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https://twitter.com/Cyberdemon531
ded
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>>170251796
lmao
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>>170251796
Lmao why? What happened?
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>>170247981
reynad
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>>170252784
ManlyTears cried all over twitter, got into an argument with Cyberdemon over stream.me, and then Manlytears deleted his tweets leaving only the ones Cyber sent, making it look like harassment.
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>>170256221
ManlyTears is the pinnacle of manlet exposure. How is he even still online?
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>tfw bored
>tfw no games to speedrun
lifes gay
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>>170258035
Why are you not working?
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>>170258357
>being a wagecuck
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>>170258491
Absolutely pathetic.
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>>170258761
stay mad wagie
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>>170259080
t. guy who is leeching off his parents in his late twenties with nothing of his own
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>>170240902
>rich parents that let him live with them and mooch off them to buy stream equipment, donate to popular streamers, and use viewbots
>fellates popular streamers constantly, hoping they'll throw him some scraps (donates huge amounts to summit, gives OoT any% "lessons" to critikal, hosts weewee often)
>takes advantage of beta males in speedrunning community to promote him further by modding torje, raggen, noir, kayla and begging zfg to spoonfeed him all the hottest tips - bans every last one of them when they outlive their use
>has phony frat boy personality that appeals to 12-30 year old male wageslaves who are one of the most profitable demographics on Twitch
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>>170261806
reminder everyone who is jealous of streamers immediately resort to the "they viewbot" accusations without any actual proof. it's pretty pathetic seeing this community cry, piss, and moan about actual successful speedrunners like witwix and clintstevens,
stay mad that you didn't rise to the top like they did. it won't get you anywhere.
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>>170262296
This thread is 95% jealous fuccbois like the dude you're replying to.
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>the thread is 95% fuccbois but I still don't have a bf
:^(
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grindxmonkey
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>>170263442
>>170263475
The Obsessed Neet Freak Awakens: The Post
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>>170264010
*rhesus chitters*
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>>170240902
A lot of you may wonder why clint gets so many viewers, since his stream seems average at best. When you ask his fans why he's so popular, they'll come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons to justify his stream's size:
>he memes along with his chat
>he's a really great speedrunner
>he's just a really charismatic and funny guy
>good personality
Really, he has a horrible attitude towards speedrunning. Instead of experimenting with routes and glitches and trying to get a fundamental understanding of the game, clint just copied zfg's route and grinded away until he hit his limit. So why does he get so many viewers?
It's simple: he streams A LOT. We're talking about 8 hours a day on average, if it's not more, every single day. When you stream so much, people start to visit your stream out of habit. Since people know that you're always available to watch, they'll watch you a lot more. This is why he has thousands of viewers, even with such an average stream. Ask any huge twitch streamer how to get big, and they'll all tell you the same thing: stream a lot and stream consistently. If you aren't flat out cringey or just unenjoyable (like mrspeedrun), you'll get thousands of viewers in no time at all. It's just an exploit of the human psyche; humans very easily develop habits, and big streamers turn their stream into a habit for a lot of people.
Remember when siglemic streamed for 12h every day for the month of august a few years back? There's screenshots of him getting 14k viewers, even though he had 24k followers at the time and twitch was really small at that point. That's what's possible if you're a good speedrunner that streams a lot. And frankly, right now, there are none. At this point in time, no purist (or actual good speedrunner) is devoted enough towards streaming to put in that kinda time. And I don't blame them, since you'd pretty much have to sacrifice all of your IRL relationships and other hobbies to maintain such an insane task.
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>>170264158
False.
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>>170264313
It sure would be nice if you actually explained yourself
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>>170264414
You are incorrect.
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>>170264542
nice argument, faggot
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>>170264158
mrspeedrun averages over 100 viewers per stream. Well above average for people with times like his in SM64.
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>>170264618
It's still next to nothing when you keep in mind how much he streams each day. If only he practiced efficiently, he'd get close to 1:40 pretty quickly and his stream would get thousands of viewers easily.
By the way, people with times like his in SM64 barely stream at all, so it's a bit of a bad comparison, don't you think?
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>>170264889
He does pra-
>he'd get pretty close to 1:40 pretty quickly
Oh, it's a stream monster.
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>>170264964
With how much time he invests, I'd say he could get into 1:40 territory in mere months.
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>>170265138
>I'd say he could get into 1:40 territory in mere months.
It would take about a year at his current hours per day investment, assuming he listened to anyone's advice and did actual practice.
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So it's March and Squid still has a 54 in a joke SM64 category that none of the good runners take seriously.
Is he still delusional enough to think he can 49 by 2018, or has he accepted his permanent mediocrity?
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How long till Cosmale pulls the trigger?
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>>170265591
Who is actually pathetic enough to constantly make petty posts like this about shit that doesn't even matter? Who is that sad that they sit at there computer and think about things like this and actually get mad about it? It's next level autism.
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>>170266535
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>>170267139
literally nkr the post. get a job
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>>170267646
wagecuck exposed
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>>170265591
Can you kill yourself? No one here gives a fuck about squid, and if you think 70 star is "a joke SM64 category that none of the good runners take seriously" you're clearly either grossly uninformed, trolling, or retarded.
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clint>zfg
i said it
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rwhitegoose just dropped some HOT PASTA
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5xrji8/narcissa_is_currently_featured_on_the_front_page/dekf6y3/
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siglemic is cute and i want to snuggle and fugg him
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>>170267932
Goose just wants some huge streamer whose words he can take as gospel to decide everything in all of speedrunning, because he's retarded. Part of me thinks that he doesn't actually believe this garbage, and this is what's really going on:
>goose sees mrhyrulegamer's video that rips on speedrunning
>the video is dumb bait to make speedrunners angry, but gets a lot of attention
>"if I do something similar, I'll get attention!"
>now he's baiting speedrunners all the time with all the exact same points
Also:
>mrhyrulegamer did the exact same thing when he saw apollo legend's videos
It's bait. Stop biting.
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Apollo Legend is a tard boy. He'll say something reasonable and then go off on something retarded.
we need leaders!!! xD. Speedrunning cannot get big without more fascist events like adgq
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>>170267772
>if you think 70 star is "a joke SM64 category that none of the good runners take seriously" you're clearly either grossly uninformed, trolling, or retarded.
Ask any of the top 120 star runners about how hard 70 star is.
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>>170268802
I mean, 70 star isn't as prestigious as 120 star. But it's by no means a "joke category". In fact, most people think it's the most prestigious SM64 category aside from 120 star.
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why does this general only talk about twitch streams and never about speedrunning? really makes me fucking think
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>>170268802
Can we just focus on the point that literally no one else gives a fuck about Squid and you are a pathetic freak for constantly trying to shit talk him here?
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>>170268909
>it's by no means a "joke category".
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>>170269129
Isn't this guy like 6th place in the category? Why would his word mean anything? Give it up obsessed freak.
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>>170269129
oh yeah, because puncayshun never shitposts and 100% means everything he says on his twitter
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17 star is the best sm64 category
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>>170269246
>Why would his word mean anything?
Because he's #2 in a real category.
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>>170268954
If you wanna talk to actual speedrunners, go to twitter or certain twitch chats. If you're a chill person, you'll be able to get into a discord server with a few of them and talk in there as well.
/srg/ and especially /r/speedrun are just stream monster hubs with the occasional speedrunner doing some damage control.
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>>170269246
>Why would his word mean anything?
Why would an /srg/ stream monster's word mean more than his?
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>>170269449
You tell me, obsessed freak.
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>>170269326
>>170269449
that still doesn't take away the fact that more than half of his tweets are shitposts and this is no exception, you fucking retards
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>>170269284
>#2 in a real category.
you mean the only good sm64 category lmfao.
imagine being such a stupid faggot you get past a 56 in 70 star without learning 120.
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>>170269589
17 star is legit the best senpai
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>>170269540
Are you implying that puncayshun is the only top SM64 runner who says or thinks 70 star is a joke?
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>70 star
>literally the 70 easiest stars in the game
>not a joke category
lmao
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17 star > 16 star > > 120 star >70 star
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>that stream monster who is obsessed with squid and thinks he knows everything about sm64
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>>170270104
>>170270104
>>170270104
we didn't die again! nice work /srg/!
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>>170269284
>>170269658
>>170270008
you're not funny, stfu autist
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remember when cheese said he'd get the 16 star wr and then quit 2 weeks later when he realized how much better xiah is?
120 star is a category for braindead grind monkeys who are neets and can play 10 hours a day. Xiah would get the wr in a month, if he didn't have a job and could grind out a run without big mistakes.
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