Supports Are For Lewd Vol.3
Star Guardian Soraka Edition
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reminder to tread carefully and stay every wary of the plagues roaming this land, like >>169924872
>making a thread 10 posts early so we can't even use the other thread first
you're an inbred and you should neck yourself
>>169905179
What should ADs build against AD-heavy teams?
>>169925475
>supports are for lewd
DELET THIS
I'm so fucking triggered right now. I was in my promos and completely stomped my laner. Flame horizoned them, solo killed them 3+ times, etc. Then my fucking tank Garen afks. All he had to fucking do was stand around and tank shit, but no. He fucking dcs because he has poorfag nigger internet and now I'm stuck playing a 50 minute 4v5. To top it all off we could have won BUT MY FUCKING TWITCH BACKED AFTER AN ACE TO WAVECLEAR INSTEAD OF ENDING
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
who here /braum/ ?
alternatively, are there any high bronze adc players with an IQ above 15 that want to make the climb together?KingOfDjibouti
hey its me meliorne hows everyone doin
>>169925475
HOW DO URF AND 3V3 WORK ON OCE? WHY ARE THEY ONLY UP SOMETIMES AND THEN GO DOWN AT RANDOM TIMES
HELP
>>169935359
I'm silver 5 but I'll join. I play a lot of twitch and jinx right now so the high attack speed should work well with brain if you want to play him
how do I join the /vg/ vs /vg/ Newfag here nobully
>>169939651
sucking dick
-critical
What's a good username for a soraka main? Something not on the face. I was thinking Sora Kamikaze or something like that.
>>169948051
semen infusion
>>169948543
That's a bit too lewd...
fuck the NA server fuck faggots
>>169948936
Free Geisha Services
>tfw only play braum and thresh
first for dunking everything.
MATING PRESS
>9 ranked loses in a row
unlucky games
not even tilted so I'm gonna keep queueing up
Which support is the Riven of support champions? You know what I am talking about.
I wanna cuddleand edgefutaJinx
>>169950105
Dont you mean being mate pressed by?
There are people here who literally don't climb by selecting fill.
>>169950330
I can't jungle. Everytime I jungle we lose.
>>169950129
if you mean toxic, blitz and thresh.
how is camille jungle in silver?
Reminder
>>169925475
I want to look EXACTLY like Sona
And suck all to boys cock in /lolg/
>>169950824
I wouldn't let you taint me with your slutty mouth whore.
>>169950667
not getting through bans
Why are Shyvfags so obsessed with impreg?
>>169951042
>not wanting to fuck a reptile
>>169950874
W-why not anon
Am I not cute enough for you?
>>169951159
>>169951042
/vg/ vs. /vg/ BETS ON NA!!!
Man I'm so tempted to start playing Syndra a lot but in the same time I realize I could just play Xerath - have a very positive KDA, still do lots of dmg overall to champions and other enemies.. and has a very positive winrate over 52% in all elos, which means this meta mid picks make him stay decent.
>>169951513
You lost this game, I'm 100% confident.
>"DUDE IM ADC OF FEED!"
>goes 0-5
>quits
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>T H R E E Threads up
You guys are fucking imbeciles
What's the quickest way to get orange essence, I really want that DJ sona skin - I've played her a lot this season.
If I disenchant all my skin shards ( tho I kinda like the naut one ) - I would be off by 71 essence FUUUCK.
>>169951513
>vs ImThem
rip
>>169951042
QUARTER DRAGON BABIES ANON JUST THINK ABOUT IT
which one do we use?
Draven!
His muscles are dreamy!
I finished a book today, awesome!
>>169950964
its fucking viable or not? didnt asked if she got trough bans
Why don't Jax's ever rush Gunblade? Seems like a safer start than Triforce.
>>169951913
>one doesn't even have a back link
>tfw
its actually sad
>>169952097
I just got here and this one has more posts so I'm staying here
>>169952225
forever solidified into history of /vg/ he was
where is he now?
some say he left and never returned
others say hes still with us, hiding amongs the rest in fear
I love Lissandra!
I'm also bored, so post your main and i'll tell you what they drive.
Im good with cars.
Name a worse feel than raging at your team and then having them carry you while the enemy team makes fun of you.
>>169952370
Some say Fallen Virtue killed himself right there on the spot.
>>169952439
split pushing and going 1 for 1 1v2 and your team loses 4v3 and they blame you
oh and you took an inhib
>>169952439
Being Dom
>>169952526
>oh no
>well, thats that
>bang
I love how it's been so long since I've seen an Ignite bottom lane like Exhaust is too invaluable or something
>>169952061
buy chests with rp, of course :^)
that or get your 1 free chest per week.
>>169952401
what would draven drive
how is le poro man of shields and cc ?
is there a site of some sort with a list of clubs? r/lolclubs is kinda dead and its hard to find anything good
Who should voice Mordekaiser in his eventual VGU?My vote is Patrick Seitz with a metallic filter
>>169952864
Ok I found out that disenchanting the ward skin gives me more than enough... nooow I could wait to open another 2 chests but it takes ages now to get keys and I'm kinda impatient.
If my post ends with odd number I will unlock the skin now if it's even I'll do it after the 2 chests.
>>169953001
generic villian voice
why are braum supports always the fucking worst?
Dude had the santa skin and was max mastery on braum and played like total fucking garbage
>>169953156
> Braum Supports the worst
> Not Soraka
>>169953260
Soraka supports just fucking fix all mistakes team does, only if they're not idiots and start a fight with her around in a good position.
>>169952983
Subpar
>>169953260
>>169953346
at least soraka knows she cant play bot like a kill lane
Braum players are like "hurr i hit q i gotta fucking go all in now" or "I have a leap so that means i dont have to peel for my adc because i can just jump to him when he gets low"
is there a site that lets me see everyones stats and shit IN champ select?
would have dodge knowing I had a legit teemo support
>>169953351
>was picked in lck last night by one of the top 2 teams in the entire world
>>169953346
All Soraka does is heal. She has no utility or any other usefulness to "fix mistakes"
>>169953546
soraka can actually deal quite a bit of damage to dps lanes through Q poke
and E is broken as shit against enemies that have to cast stuff
>Losing game
>The enemy team is massively ahead
>I'm playing a splitpush champ and getting some objectives
>"alright team, we need to 5v5. Stop splitting"
>>169953546
>>169953346
>implying that silence isn't fucking cancer
>>169950223
Fixed
>>169953546
Idk man I can just stop every single hook, grab with her E - Q slows for catching enemies or helping escape.
>>169953701
Okay a silence. And? Kassadin also has a silence. Just accept she's a shit champion far worse than Braum who is a utility machine.
>>169950174
i want tofuck futajinx in the ass while she freecums onto futavi and futacait watches and jacks to it
>>169952983
With mage supports getting weaker and the reworked Bond of Stone soon he's probably gonna be pretty strong again very soon. Braum will never be /bad/ per say his kit is way to good.
>>169953783
>Kassadin also has a silence.
>>169953783
Actually Lulu is a utility machine, braum is just meh.
>>169953448
just look them up on opgg lazy ass
>>169953783
>kassadin has a silence
Disregarding that I'd like to see kassadin support in my games
>>169953917
braum is mehh because all his shit is skillshots where as other supports are point and click or aoe for the most part
>>169953958
id rather have a kassadin than a braum because at the very least kassadin slow is hard to fuck up
>>169953783
Kassadin doesn't have a silence since two years ago or something
and his silence wasn't aoe anyway, neither resulted in a root if the silenced fool stayed in it for too long
>>169953448
i actually think there is and i see pros using it on stream. not sure what it's called tho but it pulls up everyone. maybe it's just while ur in game tho. not sure
>>169953783
>Kassadin also has a silence
Should we tell him?
>>169953783
>Kassadin also has a silence
I'm so sorry
>>169954045
>soraka can line up the silence pool to fuck over the enemy chase/escape
>braums main cc is a line skillshot that doesnt go through minions and only slows
>>169953448
lolwiz
>>169954037
Even when he hits his skill shot it\s very shit effect and dmg - only his ult is ok, but that's also very easy to dodge.
>>169953708
>>169950223
>>169950105
what runes masteries and items do i use for mating press?
>>169953448
use lolwiz or opgg
I skipped a division!
>>169954286
you don't play her, you just fantasize about fucking her you sicko
>>169954286
Full penetration.
/vg/ vs. /vg/ results, rumia tried to flex and got the dick
>>169954253
thats the whole issue with braum everything is dependent on his passive which majority of the time does not go off
>>169954397
>>169954374
but i want to play her ;-;
>>169954408
>Riven with Exhaust in a normal game
lol?
>>169954372
>promoted to gold 3
>gold 3
very useful UI, 10/10
>>169954408
>3 exhausts
holy fuck NA serve is truly something special and when i say special i mean really fucking special needs
How do you build Jhin currently?
>>169954408
>not taking exhaust in every lane
>>169954408
>shitpickers get shit on
>3 exhausts win against 1 exhaust
no surprise at all
>>169954397
This artist is so good at ruining faces.
I think people have to remember when praising Soraka and shitting on Braum that Soraka has seen zero competitive success or usage while Braum is a cornerstone of professional dynamics.
>>169954471
I still had the lolnexus page open so here you go.
>>169954494
champion gg dude
>>169954408
>fight in my creep wave at level 1 and insta lose the trade
>but it's okay because you miraculously level up the moment my auto is about to kill you
>waste all of your spells on creeps
>but hey that's ok you have exhaust
r e e
>>169954471
>>169954465
>>169954481
>>169954505
>literally having to explain to people in ranked that exhaust is better than ignite
>>169954627
because solo queue and esports is two different fucking scenes which is why the majority of esports worshippers are stuck in low elo
>>169954408
>Three fucking exhausts
This is a pretty large reason why I haven't played this game in 2 weeks. 7.5 can't come soon enough
>>169954726
>which is why the majority of esports worshippers are stuck in low elo
prove it nigger
Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.
NA is full fucking faggots and retards just play this game and see.
>>169954827
>that response
I just did you toxic kiddie
VG BETS
>>169954865
if the server is full how can they play and see?
>>169954874
>toxic unironically
hello lyte
level 10 account, just got 3100 IP, who should i buy?
im a special snowflake kind of player who refuses to play meta, i want to get yorick, urgot, and nautilus for absolute sure but not sure who to get first. i wast thinking yorick, because yorick is god.
>>169954865
stop posting stuff we already know
>>169954917
/pol/ unironically
>>169954875
gonna go ahead and uh vote on the team with a smite
BETS
>>169954726
Well I mean professional play is where champions are defined.
Tahm Kench is seen as a trash pick in Solo Queue, and yet he is also a major cornerstone of competitive strategies like Braum.
>>169954957
>/pol/
literally what?
why team have to keep UNGA when me trying to BUNGA in promos
i lost my 3rd series bc varus mid fed ahri and then pretended he was intentionally trolling instead of just being a shitter
>>169953708
>>169954397
guys please there is only so much shyvana lewd i can handle
>someone on my team feeds in ranked like its their job
>"lmao you salty?"
>"its just a game bro :)"
>"u mad?"
yes. yes i am fucking mad.
>>169954942
Are you a new player or no? If new, I'd try to save your IP until you know for sure what champ you want. Getting ip is difficult if you're new and not no-lifing the game.
>>169955003
But thats the point solo queue isnt esports and people need to separate the two
>>169950330
but i always pick support so its basically the same thing
>Enemy Kled gets fed
There's no more greentext, that's it. Period.
>>169950330
>pick fill
>get adcuck role
no thanks
>>169955120
i have 5 banned accounts :^))))))
the kiddies in this reddit tumblr hugbox community can't handle bad words or negativity, because thats toxic
i plan on going top/bot urgot, and mid full AP naut
>>169954875
rumia our bby
>>169955176
Yeah so accept any champion viable in Solo Queue but impractical in pro play is not a real champion
>>169953909
>>169953958
>>169954067
>>169954116
>Its a short silence so it doesn't count
?
>>169955312
>i have 5 banned accounts :^))))))
That's some impressive autism. It's just a game bro, calm down :)
>Illaoi is meant to be the front line
>she loses all of her DPS if the enemy team leaves the area her tentacles are situated in, basically has to loiter around for like 30 seconds to prep an area before she fights
Why not make them spawn much faster but have area specific extended spawn cooldowns when previous tentacles die?
Like, the tentacles could spawn every 5 seconds, but they can only spawn in the same place after one is destroyed every 30? And then make them 3 hits to compensate?
uhm WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE WANTS TO IMPREGNATE SHYVANA NOW?
>>169955002
>>169950330
I can deal with most roles and honestly suppport is my secondary role anyways but jungle is...I'm a bronze 10 tier jungler.
>>169954875
Red<3
>>169955295
I dealt with a fed Kled AND Hecarim last night while playing fucking Twitch. Imagine how sad I was.
>>169955429
Kassadin's Q is explicitly NOT a silence, it merely uses the same imagery/icon. It's an "interrupt". It can't prevent spells from being cast, it JUST interrupts channeled abilities of which League has practically none.
>>169955412
>game is designed for audience first and esports second
>"hurr esports is the only thing that matters"
>>169955630
>It does the same thing as a silence
>Therefore, Its not a silence
>>169955449
>que ranked
>im ADC! ADC OR FEED!
>counterpicks himself because hes a fucking autist
>feeds 6 kills in 10 minutes
>quits
>lol dude its just a game calm down!!!!
>>169955702
>It can't prevent spells from being cast, it only interrupts channeled abilities
>>169955685
That meta game you see in Solo Queue bleeds from professional play you fuck.
>>169955524
Wait, do you not?
>>169955702
>It does the same thing as a silence
no it fucking doesnt you monkey
Playing on NA makes it so fucking stupid cause these people are so fucking dumb
I don't fucking get it in diamond - kled ha shit winrate in my region but in master and challenger he's a god wtf.
>Kass Q isnt a silence
wait what
>another tristana shitpicker
>another loss
cmon
>>169955948
for like 3 years my man
>>169955740
>frog poster gets so mad at a video game he gets banned FIVE times
heh...nothing personnel autist...
>there are people in here who STILL play in /vg/ vs /vg/
>it's another fizz top game
>>169956084
theyre better practice than normals
just dont join bolo lobbies
ARURF bets
>>169956191
>zed in every single game
>>169956258
>the LEGENDARY japanese lee sin
all on top
>>169952225
HOLY SHIT
>>169956368
fat champs: sona
THICC champs: rek'sai
anorexic: jinx
RIIIIIIIIIIPPPEEED: illaoi
short: yordles
short and fat: yordles
young: annie
old: camille
etc.
NEXT
>>169954481
>implying NA and LAN wasnt the same server 4 years ago
>5 games in a row someone on my team doesn't connect
>5 fucking remakes
why do i play this fucking game jesus christ
wheres exodusc !??
did he quit ?
/vg/ vs. /vg/ I SLAYED THE FOOLS WHO DARED DEFY NUCLEAR VEIGARbut still lost because of double afk, god bless
>>169955515
Because if people fight under your ult you literally cannot die.
>>169957146
god bless rumia
Reminder that Ekko has been supreme turbo cancer since day 1 and is still as such.
>>169952225
Jax autist here. I can tell you exactly why
>Components suck compared to Trinity components
Having a Sheen in lane is so much better than a Pickaxe or Blasting Wand, also Rageblade components are singular, so if I back with only 700 gold and not 850ish, I can only get daggers. I can't complete a major component
>Sucks without stacks
Rageblade is pretty bad if your stacks fall off, and you need to constantly attack minions to keep your stacks up, which will push the wave hard. Later on in teamfights, it's easier to get CC'd and drop your stacks
>Doesn't fit well into Jax's build
Jax NEEDS Trinity. I've tried to play him with and without Trinity, Trinity is essential every game. He also wants a lifesteal item (either gunblade or bork). After this, he wants tanky. Rageblade puts Jax in awkward spot where he will have no tank items for a while.
So yeah, there's a variety of reasons Rageblade isn't built on Jax much even though on-paper it looks good. I will say though Rageblade early game does a shit ton of damage, and will let you easily win prolonged 1v1, but it's a risky item. If you want it, it's better to get it later on, around 4th or 5th item
I hope I explained that well. tl;dr It's risky
It is actually not even worth practicing on the NA server that's how fucking bad it is hahahaha
>>169957264
rumia was pretty dere to me this game~
>>169957268
Yeah I've been seeing a lot of ekkos recently.
That ult is just too dumb.
>>169957146
>jungle cho
STOP THIS MEME
>get a shitty match up as singed (so like half of them)
>rush zzrot
>let my minions get me free gold
>>169957310
>ekko's ult has a 1 second channel
>can no longer be used to teleport back to lane
Holy shit he's fucking fixed, pay me now Riot
/vg/ vs /vg/s up
>>169957146
>Rumia: tarot bully my prostate please
>Rumia: imthem bully me and call me a dumb slut
>Rumia: lucky let me taste your dick
>Rumia: king grey take me from behind
>Rumia: yogg i need you in my life and in my butt
>Rumia: of course however i am not gay
:thinking:
>>169957429
>ekkos using ult to get back to lane
this is a thing?
fucking why?
>>169957507
our qt slut
>>169957507
I was in this game
can confirm rumia and lucky are both bottom bitches
Someone have the Nunu copypasta?
>>169957507
help i'm being framed by sweaty virgins again
>>169957663
which one ?
>>169957764
dont worrie cutie, you always know where im at if you wanna send lewds~
>>169957507
>>169957764
rumia we love you
>>169957627
only rumia, you heard wrong
also, /vg/ vs. /vg/ BETS !@!@!!@!@!@
>>169957774
Specifically the one where Nunu takes everything and the microwave. Although I'll take all that is available.
>>169957856
>yasuo
oh no
Since Demacia is getting a lore rework it's bound to cause a shitfest with at least one champion. Who will it be? My bet is on Jarvan.
>>169957856
>"meme team vs the experience"
idk rammus
>>169957976
My money's on Lux
>>169957856
hmm I guess you only bottom for grey then?
Hilarious to see koreans taking baron at 20 minutes and then NA kids don't even think they need baron to end.
>>169958024
You may be right because of waifufags. That is actually more likely than Jarvan.
>>169957859
i dont have any nunu pasta
maybe some other anonn will help
How do I get out of silver? I've been in gold promos before but now I can't help but losing all the time, and i feel like it's my fault
>>169957275
gunblade not rageblade
>>169958280
post op.gg idiot
>>169958347
Started late last season
https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Kewlu
>>169958280
Play your best champion for 50 games. If you can't climb out 50-100 then you need to reevaluate if you're farming correctly.
Just dedicating yourself to farming will carry you to gold, because players below gold have serious trouble keeping up with high gold incomes.
Post op.gg for specific advice
>>169958343
Oh...
Well some people do, it's more bursty with it's active and boosts to Q, W and R and obviously has great sustain, only downside is it's worse for all in situations. I prefer to rush it more often than not because I'm a pussy.
>>169958280
Focus on one role, not one champ. For example if you want to jungle practise getting good with at least three champs that can jungle. Preferably not high skill champs like Lee Sin but you really want to the stay committed and go for it.
The most important rule is not to keep switching your position.
>>169958419
You need a morello's on Karthus, you keep losing on him because you're not building 40% cdr.
Go rod > morello's > hourglass/abyssal > then rylai's or liandry's, depending on what your team needs. I'd argue you could go tear/archangel in lieu of RoA if your team has stupid amounts of front-line, but most of the time you shouldn't need a tear at all with morello's.
tfw you have friends who logged off one day and never returned ;_;
>DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURRRRRRR
>>169958419
Alright, just play Ryze and Poppy (or malphite if those are unavailable). You'd already be in Gold if you kept playing those champions and stopped tanking your stats by picking up new champions in ranked.
Your goals each game are:
1) Kill every minion available to you.
2) Don't die. Play passively and Silver players will eventually kill themselves bloodlusting after you stupidly while you just kill minions and play safe.
>>169958660
>not being envious of them
I wish I could quit this shitty fucking game. The one lull in "hey let's play league of cancer" was "let's go play this shitty team shooter by the guys who ruined starcraft"
>>169958657
Karthus is pretty fun but I don't think I'll be playing him in ranked from now onwards. Thanks anyways! I usually play Ryze for mid.
>>169958660
>udyr jungle
damn, its been that long
>start getting 10 cs per minute average as adc
>start paying attention to every single last hit
>notice all the minions that supports fuck up or take
>>169958419
>open link
>mfw
stop memepicking u aint gonna hard carry with karthus
>Mundo laning comfortably against Darius
>Mundo up 50 CS
>Doesn't matter because Zyra is feeding 20 kills to enemy Jhin
>Mundo's face when
>>169958419
If you're gonna play mid, pick some safe champs with guaranteed farm and focus on staying in lane and not dying. 99% of the time you'll be playing against kat/zed/leblanc, so if you just don't die to them, they'll eventually tilt off their ass and either suicide trying to dive you, or go bot where you can ping them to safety.
Ryze and Viktor are both solid. Xerath is good if you can land your skillshots. Heimerdinger is also fantastic since most silver players have no fucking idea how to deal with him.
>>169958742
I wouldn't recommend Ryze. He has high skill floor and his ult is pretty much useless in low elo because of the uncoordinated factor. Of course any smurf can rek with him but we are talking someone who wants to get out of silver.
>>169958951
How the fuck does Mundo beat Darius in lane
>>169959027
Bronze
>>169958989
>ryze
>high skill floor
DUUUUUH
I PRESS DA W
ON DA MINIONS
AND DEN I PRESS DA Q
DUDE THIS CHAMP IS SOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAARD
Who gives a fuck about his ult. Use it to bail out of ganks. You don't need to be a fucking D1 Ryze main to figure out how to use it as an escape tool.
>>169959027
Mundo doesn't beat Darius, Mundo just negates him. Darius can't stop Mundo from farming with surgical scalpels and Mundo can't kill Darius unless Darius retard.
>>169959086
Mundo Silver 2 actually, Mundo proud of his rank but wants to advance even higher some day.
How do I get to high elo? (gold V or above). Seems like so many high elo players here
>>169959116
Or tp all your team into an annie with passive and ult up.
>>169959116
You would be surprised at how bad silver and bronze players are at Ryze. His win rate is something like 43 in low elo
>>169959194
Then
don't teleport to chase
????????
>>169959189
>>169959116
ryze has always had a very low winrate in solo queue, random players picking him up do very poorly on him
>>169959189
pick leblanc
freefarm lane
press w on people if they walk up to you
land your chain
free kill
roam bot
land your chain
free kill
roam top
land your chain
free kill
win game
leblanc gets banned in champ select
pick katarina
>win team fight
>we are all alive and only person alive on enemy team is nidalee
>my whole fucking team chases nidalee instead of taking the free fucking baron
>enemy team ends up getting baron and we lose shortly after
I fucking want out of this elo
>>169959189
Know when to stop playing for the day
t. silver 4 who keeps getting to silver 2 and TANKING all the way back to silver 4 in a single day
I get gold at the end of every season, this season everything seems to be going wrong and I dont know what to do, like I cant even rely on my main anymore and shits just going so poorly
>>169959252
Gold is top 30% or so. It's high elo dude.
>On old client
>Can't watch replays
>>169950330
100% of my rankedgames this season have been fill.
I get support about 75% of the time, jungle about 10%, adc about 10%, and then mid and top only like a few times each.
thresh/malz op.
>>169959189
1) gold V or above isn't high elo
2) the higher an anon's elo is the more likely he is to mention it
>>169959189
by dominating lane every time in every game below gold mmr. here's how you do that...
when the first wave arrives
immediately attack 1 melee minion once
attack another melee minion twice
then wait and harass enemy but DON'T hit minions or you'll mess it up and 2 minions will be dying at the same time
last hit the minions as they get low
after the first wave focus on whatever minion your caster minions focus
save your auto attack cooldown when minions are close to dying
if your auto attack is on cooldown use an ability to last hit
if you mess up good try but try again
be patient
How'd this even work?
>>169959280
Just play Annie as discount Ryze for that zed/kat/yasuo counter. Not only I she easier but she tilts the opposition for being a brainless easy champ to quote them.
Alistar nerfs fucking when?
>if katarina shunpos to a dagger and doesn't hit anything with the spin, it doesn't get reduced cooldown
Fixed your shitty champion
>>169959530
>>169959390
>no sona in your top played
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169959608
Is mayonnaise a Jewish conspiracy?
>>169959786
She's still leaps and bounds my most played all seasons combined. Don't fret anon.
I'm actually intentionally playing less sona/janna, part of why malz and zyra are in my most played. I don't really like them but it's good to branch out and they're fun enough that I enjoy them.
This game is pure retardation on the NA server, no way around it.
How about....another drink?
>>169959786
also, when I just can't say no to playing her, she's still hella op.
>>169959914
There is no Jewish conspiracy, go- I mean, friend!
GALIO
HE BIG NOW
>>169957530
It was a tank Ekko thing.
>>169959943
>>169960094
okay then
pocket pick will be
>>169960249
>when your support picks lux and you have to save everything
/vg/ vs. /vg/ results, rumia gets put in the dirt AGAIN edition
>>169960249
Just like Malphite is a huge mountain right? Except he isn't. Don't say a champ is fuck huge if in-game he's smaller than fucking Blitzcrank
>>169960051
Try to keep it ontopic please.
>>169960249
Fuck I can't wait till next tuesday
>>169960561
I have made poor choices in life
>>169960561
RUMIA NOBODY WANTED TO BARON THERE IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA WHY DID YOU BULLY US INTO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169960561
wtf i hate tarot person now
As an adc main, playing champs like cass, yasuo and fiora convinced me to never play adc again.
I can play adc almost perfectly mechanically, but my team is constantly getting caught or initiating poorly despite me being 2x stronger than the enemy adc.
Its so much easier to win games playing a solo lane.
>>169960571
Summoner's Rift is fucking magic bruh do you also have a problem with people coming back to life after they're murdered?
>>169960561
I want to make Rumia bite the pillow
>>169960561
>>169960613
>>169960604
leave rumia alone!
>>169960604
rumia i still love you
>>169960752
im not rumia
im crit
>>169960752
HE MADE TERRIBLE DECISIONS THAT GAME AND FLASHED TO KS THEN DCED WHEN IT MISSED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169960774
i knew that and i did that on purpose
WHERE ARE THE RESULTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169960739
me too, I wanna he his cute moans as I poke his prostate and tease his nipples~
>>169960847
literally me right now
RIP SNEAKYWEEB
Rumia tell them to stop shitting up the thread thanks.
>>169960864
king gay stop pls
>>169960249
his head is tiny. does he have tiny legs too?
>>169960907
>being this much of a brainlet
>>169960915
hmmbut i like it
>>169960915
this, it's orbiter hour for Rumia, calm it down out here
>>169960940
who is you?
>stop playing mid/support to play support/mid
>only get support
>climbing mad elo just playing as janna/zyra/karma
least impactful role of the game my ass, only lost three games out of the last 20 as support
still haven't lost a game where the other lanes don't shit the bed so hard that making them not die in fights makes no difference at all
I need a "Rumia" flag or avatar
someone !?
>Get autofilled without a ban
>Top goes Riven
>Mid goes Yasuo
>ADC goes Vayne
How fast can I say my LP goodbye?
>>169960995
is our 2nd qt jealous?
Look at him.
Look at him in his Riot shirt.
Do you think he misses the only power he'll ever have in his pathetic gook life?
>>169961079
lucky is my #1 cutie
DOING HEXTECH
TRIBAL RYZE OR REROLL?
>>169961174
RERROL NIGGA
GOT GAMBLE THAT SHIT
For all you thirsty boys
>>169961204
is he flexing those butt muscles?
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery.
But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average friendly bro-op photo. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Yiliang had to go away.
In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Zaqueri was taken to the hospital.
As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door.
And then I saw him. crouched over his body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. His limbs jutted out at broken angles, and his face... oh christ, his face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was him. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push his mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in his jersey with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Doublelift. One season. That's all you'd been out for. One fucking season.
>>169961204
but i'm a girl
>>169961253
he's trying to milk you with his bp
>>169961204
you tricked me you fiend
>>169961283
Id let him have all the milk he wants
C O M F Y ~
>>169961387
this looks suspiciously like semen. it doesn't seem like something we should have on on blue christian board!!!
>>169961560
>Jayce unclear
FUCK OFF RIOT JUST DELET THIS PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY AHHHHH
>A+
JUST
/vg/ vs. /vg/ BETS, probably last one of the night.RUMIA HAS JOINED FORCES WITH ME
CLAIM YOUR WAIFU
OR THE PERSON WHO POSTED BEFORE ME WILL
-LITERALLY- IMPREGNATE HER
>>169955261
You actually only get supp like 30% of the time with fill.
>>169961560
>Jayce unclear
>>169961659
>4.4 cs/min
>28% kill contribution
you're retarded if you expected anything better
>>169961696
brb knocking up best dragon.
>>169961696
Best Freljord Claimed
>>169961696
>>169961693
>probably the last one of the night
you mean probably the last one made by one of the shittiest hosts?
>>169961780
she's married to tryndamere
>>169961693
are you gonna put your force into rumia?
>>169961696
reserving ahri for my bull. hopefully he'll reward my submission by letting me watch him impregnate her.
>>169961696
Tristana claimed
>>169961809
right totally
>>169961931
thanks kid but not on your life
now fuck outta here.
>>169961198
NIGGA I REROLLED AND GOT FUCKING CUTTHROAT GRAVES
WAS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING PISSED THEN I CAUGHT A SHINY WISHIWASHI IMMEDIATELY FUCKING AFTER. FUCK YEAH
I want to step on Riven's neck, feeling it snap beneath my heal as she squirms in the dirt like a cockroach!
>>169961696
Claiming Riven before one of you faggots DARES try and make her happy.
>>169962041
HELL THE FUCK YEAH
>>169961696
IMPREGNATED
>>169955761
>solo q did the 4 people top, 4 people bot tower trade ever
Barely, just carry picks, everything else is different.
>>169961696
>Sona left open this long
???
Is liking Yordles a sign of zoophilia?
>>169962272
The majority of people have good taste.
>>169962278
>zoophilia
>furry
>pedo
>midget
you get the whole package
>>169961115
Why do people hate Lyte so much? Literally everything he did was good. I guess you're all a bunch of no-good toxic shitters!
>>169961696
<<169962378
week bait
>>169961696
Claiming best blueberry and making qt blue babies with her.
>>169962378
Ye dude meme queue that destroyed an entire season of league and an entire season of almost everyone being chat banned were both so good things
>>169961115
He has millions of dollarydoos I dont think he gives a shit.
>>169962481
I didnt get chat banned :^) I flamed 3 rioters. Im just not a spastic autist screaming kys.
>>169962481
>meme queue
Get friends!
>everyone being chat banned
Don't be mean!
>Tofuubear finally does Irelia
>It's anal
>>169962626
he did that months ago though
>be plat 1 season 5
>rank getting lower over the seasons
>now stuck in gold 2
Do i kilometers?
>>169961076
Huh. Surprised.
>>169962718
change role till its riot fix adc
like everyone elselike me
>>169961696
claimed my waifu~
>>169961696
>0 cucks
This is a boring claiming post so far.
>have perfect team fight comp
>been winning every 5v5 team fight and have been pushing
>our mid has a autisitc sperg and decides to start split pushing 40 minutes into the match
>we end up losing because of this
Its like no fucking shit people are gonna be "toxic" to you when you decide you are above the team and go off and throw an easy win
>>169962912
>Ahri
>Sona (cucked by default)
>>169963025
>been winning every 5v5 team fight and have been pushing
>40 minutes
lol
>>169961696
ClaimingRumia
Get cucked /lolg/, that pussy is mine.
>>169963025
Daww did little retard decide to engage 4v5? so sad... awww....
who the heck is rumia
>>169963125
back the FUCK off??!?
>>169963193
fuck off reese
your a washed up hasbeen
this is OUR generation
>>169963135
>enemy team sees that they can easily push and take our base cause its a 4v5
>our mid is up in top lane autoing minions
>>169961696
Jinx is cute! CUTE!
>>169963226
its rude to speak ill of the dead.
>>169962820But I have to think about the game in other roles
/vg/ vs. /vg/ results
RUMIA AND LUCKY STRIKE'S TEAM TAKES IT DOWNhonestly I got carried by Tarot Person
>>169963226
>>169963281
rest in reese's pieces
>>169963226
whats it gotta do with reese isnt he in prison for being a pedo?
>>169963319
Fallen Virtue is still allowed into vg's?
>>169963319
>get ghost
>solo baron
nice champ
>>169962870
at least he's self aware of what he is
>>169963319
>tfw mimi focuses you and ruins your kda making you look as shitty as everyone else on your team
ROOOOO
>>169963381
yeah, he kicked my ass on TKench earlier.
>>169963264
That pic is nice, haven't seen it, thanks friendo.
>>169963319
Too many dashes and true damage. Being Sion hurt that match.
>>169961696
claimed.
>>169963452
ulting backwards is and missing point blank ults hurts too
just teasing tho it was fun to lane with ya bud
>>169963505
>>169962870
ehh?
waifu claiming means husbandos too?
>>169961696
claimed
>>169963505
>>169963637
only if you consider your husbando a boywife
>>169963545
Hopefully next time will be better
>>169963319
Reminder you will NEVER fuck up as hard as Fallen Virtue has. It is scientifically impossible.
Anyone wanna play I'm only lvl 23 thou.
have my babies lolg
>>169963702
Everytime
>>169963705
Oh yea forgot to say I'm on NA
>>169963702
>fuck up
he did something beyond heroic, how can you call that a fuck up?
Post 'em, /lolg/.
>>169963883
>Cuck allied riddler out of a 3-man Galio ult
>Heroic
>Six item enemy Kled
>Even with three of us we need Exhaust to take out Skarl
>We can't kill him before Skarl comes back
>We all die
What the fuck is the counterplay to this? I'd rather have a goddam Korean Jayce on the enemy team than this chucklefuck.
>>169963954
>vlad
>ezreal
>fizz
you wouldnt happen to be a cute twink wouldnt you?
YOU MAY ONLY CONTINUE POSTING IN THIS THREAD IF YOU ARE AT LEAST PLAT
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOW HOLD THE COLOGNE GOLD DIGGERS
NOT SO FAST SILVER PLATTERS
CALL YOUR MOMS, BRONZE
THIS THREAD IS NOW PLATINUM+
>>169963954
>>169964018i wish
>>169963954
>>169964032
>plat five
youre worse than gold 1s, get out of plat five before you brag you garbage
>>169964135
I got plat 3 last season.
>>169964032
Ok
>>169963193
tfw nobody answered me
>>169964164
>last season
you might as well be gold 5 this season
>>169963702
This doesnt even seem that bad
>fed as fuck as ziggs
>win or lose teamfight
>5 man max dmg ult about to hit
>zac ults all of them out of my ult
>lose game
>>169964212
Yeah well I'm not gold 5 so.
>>169964032
Good job getting shiny silver, the rank nobody wants.
>>169964208
Get our newfag.
>>169964010
Kled is a pretty shit late game champion desu
>>169964208
rumia is rumia
>>169964284
>tfw too intelligent to obtain plat
This is your post
>>169964208
hes a cute vg vs vg player who made this famous list
VERY IMPORTANT LIST
The Destroyer - power bottom
Trismegistis - enjoys monkey themed bedroom play
Gumi Cat - will moan Euler's name while you fuck him and completely ruin your mood
Angel Wiggums - the very archetype of a bratty sub, acts hostile and rude in an attempt to invite punishment and domination--unfortunately few people are capable of fulfilling his fantasies
Megu Wormie - shy but very receptive as long as you take the lead
Bukkage - 5 star difficulty rating to tame but once broken in will prove unmatched in quality as a cum slave
dawt - comes bundled with Bukkage
Meliorne - easily the most chatty of all the lolg sluts
Rumia - literally cannot stop thinking about sucking dicks for more than 3 seconds, very deep in the closet but wont fight you if you come on to him
Master Style - absolute slut, will sub or dom for anyone
>>169964208
gonna guess it's some sort of attentionwhoring avatar fag. be thankful they don't mutilate themselves like an avatarfag on xivg
>>169964359
>hes a cute
i dont believe you
what are some good champs to add to my top lane pool?
>>169964339
But it's true, think about it.
The people who just play this game casually are happy to play ranked to get into gold so they can collect their end-of-season rewards. Meanwhile the people who actually want to improve and climb don't want plat, they want diamond.
>>169964208
rumia is mine
>>169964359
please take me (gummy) off the list thanks!!!!!!
How can I tell if my elo is inflated?
I feel like I've been climbing at an absurd rate lately (from s2 to g2 in a little over a month) and I'm not too sure whether I should be here or not. I've never been this high rank before and I'll probably be plat by the end of the month at this rate.
>>169964454
we will when you stop being a sissy
>>169964415
>avatar fagging with a ugly looking slut
Cool but this is my second season playing the game so I don't know I don't think plat is so bad right now.
>>169964454
its harder to get off the list than on it fagboy
>>169964359
>this is what i'll be remembered for after my death
also just for clarity i want to point out that i did not write style's entry, and especially not mine
i already know i'm going to lose the next game i que up
at least this way i lose my promos before i'm even in them
>>169964610
i love you
>>169964506
Nani, I'm just giving you a hard time. If getting back into plat gets those endorphins flowing by all means don't let me stop that.
But don't let it stop you. We both know you want diamond.
WAKE ME UP
>>169964610
I wrote styles and the second part of yours
anymore additions you wanna make?
>>169964640
i love me toobut i love you more
>>169964684
tfw u get shit on by every aatrox but still win anyways bc hes still fucking trash kys
>>169964506
There's nothing wrong with Plat it's just shitters memeing. Although you should never be content with your current rank if you play Ranked regularly.
>Hash begs for Top after getting autofilled support
>Gets it
>Feeds out the ass while raging at his Jungler
Is this real? Is he pretending? How the fuck is he high elo?
>>169964765
>nothing wrong with plat
plat is to gold as silver is to bronze
>>169964823
I used to like Hash but every day it gets worse. One of his earlier games tonight he flamed everyone so hard I'll be surprised if he isn't at least temporarily banned
>>169964717
youre perfect
>>169964859
a higher rank?
why dont people build nashors tooth on shen? ive been building it like 4th item and it feels so good. the cdr lets you permanently keep Q on, the ap ratios help Q damage and ult shield, and the attack speed is great.
>>169964695
Even if we judge only by behavior there are not that many cute boys on /lolg/.
>>169964918
>tfw cute is such an ambiguous word
I can say im pretty attractive, dont really like being described by such a feminine word tho
>>169964918
>tfw too cute
>>169964859
If you get Plat and stop for the season that's fine. You're better than those who played til Gold and stopped in the same rough amount of games.
The issue only starts if you're Plat V 0 LP with 300+ games and still talking down to lower tier players.
The only jungle champ I have fun with is Xin but he's kinda shit. What do?
>>169964896
hardly any difference in skill level just worse attitudes
this describes both bronze-silver and gold-plat
>>169964495
>me
>sissy
hello i thought vladfag left, why are you so delusional
>>169964558
it's never coming off, right?
>>169965101
Post butt sissy cat
>>169964225
ziggs is useful without ult
galio dreams of getting ults like that and it's the only thing he's good for
imagine being riddler and seeing your ult actually connect but it still wasn't good enough
>>169964918
Have any cute boys even shown pics of themselves other thanme
>>169965167
who are you?
Love when people try and defend themselves for having a bad game, that's how you know these kids are fucking MENTAL hahaha
>>169965167
Ive seen a few, we do actually have some real cuties~
>enemy jinx goes 30-1
i fucking hate bot lane players, all of you are worthless scum
who should i use my free prime sub on
>>169965150
ok :3
http://i.imgur.com/kbDW5cW.jpg
>>169965275
clover steel or demdy.
>>169965241
show us what you look like gay
>>169965275
doot diddly donger cuckerino hahaaa
>>169963452
fiora is busted what is new?
>LE MAX HP % TRUE DAMAGE XD
>>169965150
no thanks
could you maybe pat my head or post song lyrics like that one anon
>>169964918
Good, being cute is for losers
>>169965273
If you were good you'd be able to do the same thing as the enemy jinx but you're not
>>169965324
a few anons have seen me already tho
if you wanna see me you gotta show me yourself too~
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>169965383
>tfw oni omoile calls you a loser
>>169965408
jinx is for faggots, fuck you
So play easy mode champions to climb to cancel out retarded teammates?
>>169965462
i dont like how i look in pictures
>>169964359
someone should caption this on special ed class pictures
>>169965497
How do we even know it's him, he doesn't use a trip so anyone can impersonate him
>Be winning
>Janna gets all whiney since autofilled and tells us to open mid and shit
>Lose because cant 4v5 with a feeding rumble jungle
Thanks, riot. Really.
>>169965770
I wont judge bud
we all see the flaws and blemishes when we take pics of ourselves but everyone else only sees you
people seem to be very selfcritical but other people just get the gist of who you are
I just like seeing what others who frequent this general look like
>>169964460
Good job, it means you're improving.
Stop letting the people here make you feel like you don't deserve your progress.
>>169965619
yeah
once you climb a bit higher and people know how to play with other champions then you can change to things you like more such as carry tops. But for now, tank tops are better in bronze since the enemy carries never build against you unless it's their last item
>>169965905
you're a real con man king grey
looks like you're pretty good at it too
>>169965905
but you dont know who i am
What champion do you play if your end game/ultimate goal is to be an almost completely immovable tank that takes no less than four people to kill?
>>169966019
>Enemy team loses sight of me for a few seconds
>I healed 4000 HP during that time
>>169965983
what do you mean? I was completely serious
what would I have to gain from this?
>>169966018
so? I know you use this general and I think its neat to see other randos whove ended up here too
>>169964460
It means you: A) actually improved or B) are having luck with teammates.
I'd say it's probably you getting better, so keep at it, you're doing great.
>be two item twitch
>their ziggs mid almost kills me with just a morello
>i naturally complain about his damage since his w and r forced my heal
>an item and a half later while being over leveled as fuck against ziggs who isn't very leveled
>i unstealth and kill him and two others
>he bitches about my damage and trys to say adcs are broken
maybe it was my fault since i had to orb walk through his mine field to dodge his q but jesus that was a lot of fucking damage. probably shoulda just flashed his inner r
BOY I SURE DO LOVE BEING A NAMEFAGGING NIGGERFAGGOT
>>169966089
it's gratifying to see what people look like, whether to feel better about yourself or for simple curiosity and you sold it in a way that seemed very inviting and reassuring
>>169966073
>Enemy team has sona - constantly slows you to death, while healing all the dmg you do.
100% winrate against you xD.
>>169966207
upvoted
when the insomnia kicks in and you have to do find something to do (play league) until at least 9 pm and it's only 3 am
>promoted to bronze 3
Outta my way, fucking bronze shits.
>>169966365
i'll be here all week xD
>>169966329
Thats almost as fun as playing Zilean against Garen. Whenever he uses his Q, you just press E on him for a targeted 99% slow. and then when it wears off you do it again, and ult whoever he ults
>>169951513
>hold riven main
Wew
>>169966297
well I do have a simple curiosity, plus it makes me feel more a part of our little /lolg/ community
>>169966385
How do you even get bronze?
Who here /neverbeenbronze/?
>sneaky caught looking at sissy porn on stream
only a matter of time til he fully embraces it and becomes a trap
>>169966513
who?
>>169966513
GOD YES PLEASE
I wonder who he'd look to first to be his bf?
>>169960249
Is it just me, or is this stepping on Malphite's 'thing' of "fuckoff huge giant rock dude"?
>>169966513
Link?
>>169966601
>that tease of thigh when he turns
>>169965043
Can i talk down to my bronze 5 friend who has played actively since season 3?
>>169966568
Sneaky is the founder of TSM and previous Starcraft 2 pro. How could you not know him?
>>169966465
yep same desu pictures are nice
>>169966683
because he isn't on the list and never in vg v vg.
how
>>169966513
DELET THIS
SNEAKY IS PURE BOY
>>169966568
>sneaky
>the toplane player that carried NA at worlds victory in season 2 and 3
Anon I...
>>169966019
Nautilus or Poppy
>>169966601
who else?
>>169966726
that negative winrate tho...
>>169966697
so ya gonna trade with me or wassup?
>>169966726
I know how are you Diamond with a negative WLR ?
WHY IS THIS KEK DIAMOND AND ME SILVER, IT'S NOT FAIR.
>>169960249
>REINHARDT AT YOUR SERVICE
>>169954865
Autism
>>169966772
Id ship it
they could be prettycomfy~together
>>169966568
Dude, Sneaky is a multi millionaire esports investor who funded Riot when they first began. He's the reason the game exists
>4th game in a row enemy jinx gets fed
:thinking:
>>169966801
not the other guy, it's gonna take a lot more convincing to make me post pics :3
>>169966772
Nah, Meteos is living the anime antagonist life.
It doesn't work that way.
>>169966726
Edge of night just needs to be straight up removed
>>169966902
oh alright then good night
>>169966950
sweet dreams
>Bloodmoon Sona
noice
Would it be a problem if there was no Hunter's Talisman or Machete, and junglers could just buy whichever Saber they wanted from the start?
>>169964410
illaoi
808 total damage
>>169967369
>Project Trundle
also noice
>>169967369
>>169967492
forgot pic xdd
>>169967492
>Omage Squad Kled
wew
so if lethality gets nerfed for jhin, is there any reason to build ER on him? It's a pretty shit item and i feel like the regular IE + 2 zeal would be better.
>watching hashinshin's stream
>he gets snared by swain
>says he wasnt in the circle
>I type in chat that he was in it
>permabanned from his channel and told to donate if I want to get unbanned
I don't know why I would expect anything different honestly
What's the best autofill "carry" support for low elo. I'm so tired of getting autofilled, I can't dodge anymore, yesterday I didn't play at all because I got autofilled twice in a row in support.
Karma? Malzahar? Don't want tank support.
>>169967392
It would make it impossible to jungle anyone besides Elise/Graves/Lee sin cos the enemy will just buy red smite, invade and kill you every minute or so
So, Kled.
What does he do and is he even worth buying?
Legit never seen one.
>>169967679
>subbed to meteos like year ago
>insult remillia
>gte permabanned from chat
yeah, fuck that beta faggot
>>169966726
Stay strong, you'll climb, I promise!
>>169967714
Couldn't they just do that after they get the 650 gold they need for the upgrade? The only real thing i'd see happening is healthier clears on everyone.
>>169967786
I don't understand people that get insulted on behalf of other people over nothing
defending someone is fine but thats different
>>169966492
Me
s6 - silver
s7 - gold now probably will get to play
s8 - i'll be retarded to still play this shit game.
>>169967567
what's that from
>>169967767
You basically go in everytime you respawn and hope you kill something before you die
Hes really just a shitty bruiser half the time and without his gecko hes laughably useless
do you guys still enjoy this game or do you just feel like you're trapped into the skinner box system of keeping up rating and proving that you're good
I havent played in probably half a year and it feels pretty good
I still watch streams though
>>169925475
Good lord is there any reason they gave fucking POPPY a SG skin and not Soraka other than Morello being a colossal faggot
>>169968006
do you defend nunu support on reddit too !?
>>169968006
i still play cos i enjoy raping kids
>>169967767
Kled is one of the most feast-or-famine champions in the game.
His passive makes dueling a fed kled nearly impossible, but so much of his power is budgeted in it that if he's behind he can't use his passive well and won't be very strong.
If you're willing to put in the time and enjoy his playstyle he's a fun champion that you can easily carry games on, but otherwise he isn't worth it.
>>169968047
Poppy's more popular than Soraka.
Cant even win in flex why is this game so hard to fucking win now?
>>169968047
>Wanting goat whore to get SG skin
>And not the cutest Yordle in the game
>>169968059
what
>>169968167
This happened though. With Lulu. of course.
Poppy did not deserve that skin. Unless they look back into more SG skins, which I doubt will happen, it's just a terrible mistake.
>Lee dies once
>"i forgot how much i hate this game"
>Ragequits
Mundo not sure what he could have done to win this game.
>>169968283
>Lulu fag too
Why am I not surprised?
>>169968305
Who can blame him this game is cancer.
>>169968305
Explain that Tanko build to me. Is it good?
What do you think the new Vayne lore will be?
>>169968487
Still gonna be the whole Batman "my parents are dead" thing, but with more detail.
>>169968375
Poppy's ugly though. Look at that up-close snarl.
>5v5 team game where champions fight each other
>game is actually about who can hit towers faster and pve a dragon/giant slug
Until they do away with this inhibitor nonsense this will never be a good game
>>169968664
play battlerite
>>169968479
4.5/6's of it is.
Titanic is situational, Mundo only built it because angry poultry man was strangely insistent on receiving repeated surgeries.
Nice plant lady complimented Mundo's golden hair, so Mundo wanted to turn golden to impress her.
>queue for top and mid
>get support
>get put in cuck role
>have to sit there for 20 minutes getting poked by Malz
>other team wins solely because their top picked Poppy and just afk walked through my team
Reminder if you pick Poppy you're legit bad at this game and using one of the worst crutches imaginable
>>169968601
>Poppy's ugly
Why do homos even bother using the internet?
>>169966019
shen or garen
What did sneaky mean by this?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYaFwuGKqw
>>169968664
>towers attack you if you hit a hero in range
Fucking safe space bullshit serves only to prolong the game
Even fucking HotS got that thing right, tower diving solo is fairly feasible there, and structures can be exhausted which seriously speeds things up.
Fucking HOTS of all things.
>>169968792
honestly fuck ranked teambuilder. with the old system i could play mid 80% of the times because people looked at my profile and trusted on me being a decent otp. I played like 20 games in a row with no problem on getting mid
now with this fucking shit i get autofilled into support way too fucking times. I really dont believe that at peak hours, 8PM or so, I really need to get autofilled twice in support.
you retards think it's galio but it's actually lightbringer morde
same helmet and shoulders
>>169968664
play cod then
>>169968867
Christ that game was hyphy.
>>169968867
holy fucking shit. i wish i was watching this live.
Which skins/ skins theme have wasted potential? I hate how riot didn't even bother to change one particle effect or at the very least some colors for these skins, i just love so much the gothic theme, the splash arts and 3 of the 4 champions with this skin theme.
Where can I get a cheap NA account? Elo doesnt matter
Also, how bad is the ping if you play on NA from EUW? Kind of tempted to shit on burgereaters
>>169969096
The Marauder skins just feel so generic. At least the Warden skins look a little nice and shiny.
>>169969096
The Singed one looks cool but the Kayle one is ruined by her horrible base model
She'll never get a VU because of Aether Wing
>>169969118
you're not welcome here, stay on your containment server
>>169969118
i get around 130-140ms all fine tho
>Somehow winning lane vs Jayce with fucking ignite after my jungler suicides to him and gives him double buffs
>Every other lane is losing horribly
Why is my team unga when im bunga I just dont get it
>>169960249
>tfw going to basic training on tuesday
guess I'll find out if he's still cancer after he gets "balanced"
>>169969096
singed and noc are great but yeah as >>169969203 says kayle sucks, go aether or go home
>>169969425
>Not tilting people with constant sirens with Riot Kayle
o shit son waht r u doing
>>169969387
Think of those games as training. The harder the game the more you improve.
>>169969179
i feel the opposite``
xth fir Syndra, also
>>169961696
>claim
>>169969203
>She'll never get a VU because of Aether Wing
Galio also has a legendary skin and he's getting a rework right now. But yeah, seeing what they did to Warwick's skins, i can only imagine how cool it would be if they modernized her other skins too
>Green flames for Viridian
>Blue for Silver and Battleborn
>Lightning-like for Judgment
>Dark fire for Inquisitor>PROJECT SFXs for Aether, i would kill myself if they did this though
>>169969582
>Two and a half hours later she's still open
Anon, have you thought of getting an upgrade? Syndra is old and busted, nobody waifu's her anymore.
every marksman should have a free crit and %hp damage like jhin
instead tanks and "bruisers" get an assload of %hp damage
>>169961696
I just want cuddles. Being lonely isnt great.
Sneaky just used the word cuck live on stream
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
>>169969652
>Syndra is old and busted
No she isn't, better check your eyesight anon.
I won 8 provisional
>the world I knew ended for 5 fucking matches
>5 sion supports
>healers all over the enemy team
>enemy Zlieans
>Not draven but infact draven
>Retard Sols locking for mid and telling me Sol ISNT shit
>MF were in most matches
> AP Rock solid cancer top
>bot losing to Ziggslean combo
>Have to fight constant Zeds, LB's and Chos mid because hec is OP.
>Havent seen Hec since last urf
My heart rate is painful right now. Why are these people so fucking stupid. I got bronze IV any fucking way
WHY AM I STILL FUCKING HERE
>>169969935
Because you suck as much as your teammates anon
>>169969607
Kayle is confirmed for being high on the list for a VGU post-Evelynn, and she will be getting a double update with Morgana eventually.
>>169970140
And you're as retarded as the rest of the general
I were basically asking why if I were destined to do B4 anyway
Do we all suffer this shit? It says so or is Riot using their old shitty score system. I'm here to improve not run down bot tower with sion hoping for first or 5th blood.
>>169970229
you don't have any ground to be calling people retarded if you're b4
boy these full crit damage runes sure feel nice in longer games
>mfw he's not expecting the Nocturne counterjungle
>>169970229
Dude you should be able to climb out of Bronze 4 super fast if you aren't garbage. I had the same shit happen to me last season. I went 8-2 in my provisionals and was put in Bronze 4 after ending Silver 5 in season 5. I shot out of there like a rocket. It felt like I was laning against bots until I hit Silver 4.
>>169969935
You are fucking retarded if you think placement games are actually meant to accurately show your skill level, just play the game and you'll eventually be forced to climb if you are better than others in your elo
>>169970387
I was stuck in s4 3 days lol - I literally had either trolls or autistic teams, but trough much effort I climbed out to silver 5 and from there it was straight winning streak until silver 2.
>>169970387
>I was laning against bots until I hit Silver 4
>until I hit Silver 4
>implying Silver 4s =//= bots
>>169970443
bronze 4 i meant.
>>169970182
Yeah i saw that list, and it got me excited, if they manage to make Morgana's gameplay more than Hit your Q, i might even start playing her. But to be honest, as much as i think Kayle and Morg could benefit from a double VGU, some champions need it more than them, since their kits are still somewhat relevant and have actually aged somewhat well when compared to other kits.
>>169961696
Claiming the Lunari for breeding.
I am now one step closer to being the K I N G of tacotown. The spics take our jobs, so I'll take their elo!
Bump.
start being a good support today!
>JHIN IS OP
>play Jhin
>Twitch appears behind me and kills me in 2 autos
Dude so OP Riot please nerf this.
>>169971093
>Not lopping off your dick and impaling the flesh wound.
>>169971030
tfw you will never be swalled whole by tahm kench
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
What country should get banned from EUNE and why is it poland you kurwas?
>>169971340
why didn't you counter teleport behind him
>>169971340
>he fell for the Jhin/Varus meme
The role itself is awful and it needs to fucking go. Varus/Jhin were just the only decent picks because of how they can just stand as far away from fights as possible
Yeah you built those 3 lethality items but the Wukong that built the same items is instantly on top of you and guess what you're dead in 2 hits!
>>169971512
Learn to position you retarded nigger, if you had any idea what to do Wukong would never be able to touch you
t: jhin/varus player
>kayle once again the highest toplane winrate champion
>every time i play her i get shit on because i can't get in range of the 3k range marksmen or kill the diving tonks through cucklossus
wtf man i press e and right click enemy why it don't work?????
>>169971590
All you can do is position near your team and hope they actually help you
>>169971093
I found the best build for me - infinite heals, good benefits and ok dmg.
In team fights after at least 9/10 fighs 90% of times I kill both adc and mid laner lol, while dodging skill shots so i can poke non stop and heal.
These are games in gold - but as I progress if i lose some games, I'll check what went wrong and adapt my build according to that.
>>169971512
>wahh why won't the enemy team leave me alone while I try to kill them
>>169971745
I swear to God I'll sona or dodge if I can't until I get plat.
>>169969935
two questions
is this your first account?
did you play even a single ranked game last season (or the ones before that)? and if so, how did you do
>>169971635
>near your team
This is where you are wrong, you should never be anywhere besides the max range from the enemies as far as possible from your team. Make sure the area around you is somewhat warded (blue trinket is enough)
Just think about it, if the enemies engage on your team you are half the screen away getting free damage in, idk how this is not common sense
Goes to show how retarded average ADC player is tho, mispositioning and blaming it on the role/on peel xd
>its a janna player talks shit they get carried episode
>>169970317
>gif
I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THIS YOU RETARD
>>169970724
gratz anon
>people I know (0/7)
>>169971863
>stand far away as possible
>now have a rammus/naut/sion/maokai in your face
>team too busy with the enemy
>die
>>169971093
post the vlad one faggot
tfw I practise and practise but I can't improve my jhin ulty accuracy ;_;
>>169971945
Aight so you are literally retarded, please stop replying to me and gl on lowelo you god damn excuseplayer
>>169971863
Actully the best adc's I had that carried games done exactly what this guy said, and because I'm sona I sit in the middle and heal both him and team - and if they engage team I cc all of them, if some assassin engages adc from behind I cc him or just dmg reduction if passive is up - that's also enough + huge dmg poke.
Sona is fun this meta.
>>169971979
i cant find it
>>169972073
neither can I, fuck my life
even though I thought I saved it
>>169971863
>as far as possible from your team
yeah enjoy being as far as possible from your team meanwhile the enemy team adc has balls and is not bronze like you and is melting your front line eventually getting to your pussy ass, laughing while killing you
Seriously, what elo is this post?
>>169972152
i found other good stuff tho
>>169972059
Wait, are you saying that good Jhin/Varus players sit with the team middle of the fight?
Holy FUCK i wish you had to link your account in order to post so I could filter everyone below D3 or so, your plat mindset is showing, please remove yourself from the genepool and my thread ASAP
>>169972242
Imthem finally realizes he can never bee as good as Garen.
>>169971853
Made gold 4 and steamrolled my way to 1 with J4 and AP malph
Ive been playing for years I'm just wondering why the message clearly states that everyone will climb from B4.
I could have idled instead. I'm the reason why I won all of those is because I were there. 1K ap Diana build is fucking flawless.
I had to take 5 fucking chos. No one fulfilled my ban requests and banned garbage Diana has no problem countering.
5
FUCKING
CHOS
>>169971093
got any more tips to be the ultimate healslut?
>>169972229
Varus should play around his cooldowns unless you are so far ahead you are on the front line to engage with ult
If you are in the middle and your team wins the fight, you win the fight. If you are in the middle and your team loses the fight, you get aced
If you are on max range while still utilizing your whole kit by spamming Qs and not fucking dying, even if you lose the fight, you can still cleanup/poke/waveclear/stop baron/basically shit on their plans
Of course this only works with Varus/Jhin but positioning in the middle of the fight as those 2 is like going AP Graves, you are literally trolling and retarded
>>169972387
I do not understand this post at all. In terms of content and grammar and syntax. Someone please translate.
>>169971996
If you're standing 600-700 units away from your team if not more you're left open to losing to flank because you didn't have vision of every spot on the map and when supports on NA don't want to actually place their wards down in those flanks this becomes a problem very quickly
>>169948051
BIG FAT HEALS
>>169972742
Yeah I guess this might be problematic if you are so fucking low elo your supports wont ward, I guess you just need to learn to play so you get out of there, in my games theres always 3-4 pinks on the map
>>169972919
and how do you learn to play so you get out? By being a man and powering through with your autoattack damage and supports, ADCs are able to burst tanks down with last whisper now for a reason
>>169973163
lol
can you post your opgg so i can laugh at your disgusting life
>>169927673
ga?
>>169973286
Ok https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=rcinandrew
>>169973412
lol, d4, thanks for proving my point
>>169950714
Lux posters cucked by Gayzreal
>>169973474
post your elo, shit talker
>>169952401
Gangplank if you are still here.
>>169972713
You probably dont understand anything like the rest of this general
At least the Syndrafag knows hes a dumbass
>>169952401
Jax.
>>169973474
d4 is where people finally stop being shit tho
>winning game
>all we have to do is get baron then push
>get baron
>our WW ults into 5 people while we back and gives up a baron buff
does /vg/ have a discord for lol?
>>169973474
Post your OP.GGYou won't because you're a pussy
>>169974038
Wrong.
>>169974168
probably, but it's most likely a hugely cancerous circlejerk like every other /vg/ discord
don't bother joining any of them
>>169974356
>>169974168
any place i can legitimately find someone to play with
>Carrying a lost match
FeelsGoodMan
>>169974468
>someone to play with
>discord
yeah nah
Urf should be up on EUW soon, right?
>>169974915
One to two hours, I think.
I just fucking realized I played a video game that wasn't league
because i took a destress break
i took a break from a video game
by playing another video game
is this what my life has come to
escapism from escapism
>team feeding
>you carry them to victory
>in your promos
Watch outSilver III!
Give me a idea for a lewd that I can shamelessly rip off from you
>>169975435Kog'maw blowjob
>>169975435
zyra uses her E on the W seed in her plant pussy, creating a vine lasher dildo to impregnateMaokaiwith
>galio rework
>colossus that makes old 6stack cho look like a manlet
>250 base movespeed
>2000 health level 1
>can stride over much of the jungle walls and cliffs
riot please
Which AD midlaner should I buy? Leaning toward Talon but idk if he's gonna get nerfed soon and Zed will always be good
>>169965316
Who is this
This is not gumi
>>169974168
don't bother, its shit
is the NA discord anything but talking shit about tomoka? i don't like him either but come on
>>169925475
Braum doesn't know what "lewd" is, but is Support.
Does "lewd" concern Braum? What is it?
>>169975924
lewd is when you make people feel good
braum makes a lot of people feel good no?
not just people but poro too
>>169975531
>At the start of the game, Galio roosts on the nexus
>He can use weak global abilities for the whole match, who get more powerful as the game goes on (doesn't use levels)
>He grants extra HP to the nexus, the longer the game goes on the more he gives
fund it(designed by certainlyT)
>trynd and MF
>pick malphite
>xin and zed
????
>>169975997
Yes! Braum does lewd. Saving people, protecting them, helping them.
Braum is off to do lewd in nearby Freljord village. Thanks for explanation!
>>169976050
see now the stuff you said could be taken into consideration if you guys werent rocking gold/silver borders, doesnt matter what champs are picked, games are always a toss up
>>169976050
>Some people play what they want to regardless of whether those picks are good or not
This is a surprise to you?
>>169976139
I've won a game in Diamond where my botlane was made of a Jayce stacking movement speed items and a Syndra stacking mana items
It's a clown fiesta up to challenger, really, slightly getting more serious at master (slightly)
>>169976050
For your sake I hope your team has less ping than you
>>169976206
150 is fine , especially in gold
sure you'll have some deaths & missed kills because of it, but losses won't be dictated by it
>>169976206
didnt even realize my ping was that high, somethings fucky with my/riots connection righ tnow though
I was almost gold and now i fell down the low silver
Any advice?
I play almost top lane
https://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=writhael+
>no fan art of slutty AD girls trying to take advantage of Braum's innocence and goodwill
Literally what the fuck are fan artists doing
>>169976189
>this one stupid game i played in an elo above plat
>comparing it to literally every game played in gold
who's my next buy /lolg/?
>>169973759
Why so mean?
>>169976370
> DB server for mastery is currently under maintenance. Please try after a while!
fugge
you play too much shit, focus less on "counterpicking", which I assume you're trying to do and more on getting better
for example, only play yi, rengar, yorick & naut from now on
what adcs besides jhin, varus, and MF can abuse lethality
>>169976765
Quinn but she's top. Lucian too but not to the same degree.
>>169976729
Thanks
URF's up on EUW!
why are AD champs allowed to build edge of night, hexdrinker, merc treads, and scimitar with no significant trade off in damage output?
whats the point of the new lobby system if every single game has autofill enabled?
>>169977090
I seem to be protected for 3 games after filling/supporting
>>169977031
>euw
lol
>tfw not a single good streamer on right now
So what do we do now?
>nigh unkillable behemoth of armor and attack slows
>forced to reset internet connection probably riots fault
>lol bugsplat
>client and game both crash
>takes forever to load back in, trynd able to farm for 4 mins
>cant kill me in lane still, even 2 levels ahead at 7
>doesnt matter, vayne dies 11 times and does as much damage as me
rip
why can I only play brain dead champions that require no mechanics. Everytime I try something with any mechanics i literally int.
>varus on my team mistakenly ults Ragnarok Olaf
>obviously no root, but the spreading tendrils spawn anyway
>since olaf is running away with his team, 4man spread
>free fight win because entire backline is locked up in range of our damage dealers, can't kite
what an interesting interaction
>>169977090
selecting your main roles
you're not 100% guaranteed to get it but you'll get it pretty often and you're guaranteed to get them in your Bo3/5s.
Hey /lolg/, please help me out: What is a good, fun jungler to main? Im currently playing warwick a lot and I like it but I would love to have something whÃch has a bit more carrying potential.
>>169977083
>no crit
>no attspd
>no significant tradeoff
>>169977396
www.twitch
.tv/cowsep
>>169977695
graves
>>169977396
watching /Dekar173 !!!
>>169977759
>he's never taken 900 damage from a varus q
kek
>>169977090
>not trolling every lobby you get autofilled in
>>169977808
Do you take lethality or AD runes? Thunderlords or Fervor?
almost gold bois
>>169977935
>getting hit by AD casters that rely on skillshots
ok bud
>>169978123
>silver 5
>almost gold
>>169978131
>couple of second cooldown on a skillshot that has longer vision range than you
even if it doesnt hit only you, your ADC or whatever squishy shit youre playing is gonna be feeling it
>>169978131
>j-just dodge all the skillshots
it simply doesn't work like that, even in pro play that's not a viable strategy you fucking shitposter
>>169962481
>almost everyone
Just because you're too dumb to keep your mouth shut doesn't mean anyone else is too dumb to keep their mouth shut. Most players did not get chat restricted at all.
Thresh and braum is all you need. Maybe throw in a janna or a zayra depending on the team comp. Sadly rengo and assasins are busted so bot lane is basically dead. Rip my boys.
Give me something to sketch
Lewd and funny both allowed
Ranked bets?
>>169978508
thicc ahri
>never had problems getting into a game in 3+ years of playing
>try out the new client
>FIRST GAME I PLAY I FAIL TO CONNECT UNTIL 3 MINUTES IN
AHAHAHHAHAHAH GO FUCK YOURSELF RIOT TAKE A NOOSE AHAHAHAHAH TIE IT AROUND YOUR NECK AHAHHAHAH KILL Y O U R S E L V E S
ONCE THIS CLIENT IS FORCED I'M QUITTING THIS SHITTY FUCKING GAME
>>169951879
Then dont play adc. Assasins are too op atm.
>>169978508
This with sion and some other fag champ in the game.
stop fucking taking ghost as shaco.
>>169978551
kill your self faggot
>tfw no shyvana to wake up with
GOOD MORNING ANONS!
>>169978508
Kassadin chasing voidlings with a broom.
>>169978551
>have ton of problems on old client
>inability to reconnect
>don't connect to games at all
>shit all over the place
>try out new client
>no problems
>>169978671
That looks like Ahri with horns..
I fucking hate junglers
every fucking game
every single game
they do something so fucking stupid and lose my lane with their stupidity
>>169978551
you do realize that new client has nothing to do with the actual game right
>>169978731
Truuuu
>>169978738
>go top
>top laner doesn't react
>die
>top laner blames me
>>169978508
Jinx trying out Miss Fortune's bra and vice versa
>>169978876
just fucking kill yourself you jungle nigger
>1st game, team refuses to group despite a giant lead, people get picked off, enemy team comes back, barons and wins the game
>2nd game, top insists on splitpushing, we hold and top dies over and over, enemy takes all objectives 5v4
>3rd game, yasuo tilts because i wouldn't/couldn't gank his permapushed lane, blames me and starts inting and flaunts about it
Ranked feels like a lottery, either you have smart teammates or you do not. And if you do not have them and you're not playing a hard carry, you won't win the game
>>169978876
>see that toplaner isn't reacting
>go anyway
hm
>>169978508
shyvana naked in a tub filled with gold coins
>>169976030
>resolute smite is empowered while on nexus
>much larger effect and damage on a half minute cooldown
>flies across the map and slaps a lanes shit
>1/4 damage if targets are in range of a tower
>can pop his reworked shield that heals whoever its put on globally
yes please
>>169978876
You probably ganked whilst the enemy was pushed up with 50 minions. You're an idiot. Go fuck yourself you fucking failed human
>>169978994
>letting your laner have 50 minions stacked up
what the fuck
>>169978946
if they react too soon, the enemy laner will just leave
>>169978935
kill yourself laner cuck
>>169978919
This is a really good idea
Reminds me of that "MF trying Vayne's bodysuit" pic
>>169979102
do you still have that? i am curious now
>jungler pings he is coming to gank
>engage in a trade I would lose otherwise
>jungler stop to takes le precious scuttle
>I die
>he sees juicy fiora with 2/5 of her hp while he has 2/5
>dies
another classic
>jungler graves pings he is coming to gank
>engage in trade I would die otherwise
>I die because he was doing le scuttles
>this time he kills my enemy laner
>push the wave in the most brain dead manner by killing 3 ranged minions and a melee minion
>stacks 2 waves for the enemy laner
>now enemy laner is lvl 7 and i'm 5
THNAK YOU JUNGLERS
>>169978110
just check out tarzaned's guide on graves. the guy finished rank 1 on na ladder maining graves
>rework galio walks into lane
>fires his eye lasers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPuyripHj8
uwu
Use existing thread at bump limit
>>169949623
>>169949623
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>>169979182
>jungler pings to warn of gank ahead of time
>don't look at map to see where he's at, just dive in immediately
>die
>wow fucking jungler
don't worry bub, my mate that's only been playing for a week has the same problem
he's already learned not to be retarded though so I'm not sure why you haven't
>>169979182
you don't get this ping thing, right? it means "get ready", not "JUMP ON IT NOW"