Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

1st for forever Diamond 3

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Make a drink themed after a hero

>>169812653
I take Li-Li.

It's green tea.

Woah, am I good or what?

>>169812435
IS IT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD
>>169625638

>guy just sitting at DK waiting to jump in
>as he watches the entire team die because he won't help with the actual team fight

why do these people exist

seriously go back to fucking WoW

How good i lucio when playing with qm shitters? (i only play qm) is he any good?

Can I get some advice for Xul talents?

>>169812904
Settle down autismo

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>>169812774
dorito flavored root beer with a hint of feet

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>>169813075
Standard builds vs solo split build

>>169813740
That's Chen tho.

>>169813529
NO YOU SETTLE DOWN

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>>169812653
Sulfuras Smash
1 part Absolute Peppar
1 part Fireball whiskey
1 part Chinese snake wine
1 part Moonshine
Serve lit on fire.

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>IT'S RETARD TEAM COMP TIME!
n-no matchmaker please NO

Lightlord Ragnaros when?

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>>169814185
The Jaina
Basically a mojito but with Blue Curaco instead of rum. Add a dash of Creme de Menthe for an extra cool.
Serve alongside a list of all your crushed hopes and dreams and a picture of the bully who pushed your head into the toilet with his face shooped onto Garrosh's body.

>>169814263
>abathur on your team
Sorry for your loss.

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Rate my hero selection
>mfw 400 games in hots

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>>169812653
The Uther:
Take one bottle of fine Scotch. Must be aged at least 25 years.
Pour into chilled rocks glass.
Serve.

>>169813760
solo split Xul also uses mages; better defense in case they gank you

>>169812653
The Valla
1pt Vodka
3pt Black Sambucca
Shaken and served with rocks and garnished with lemon

>>169813760
Yeah, for the most part.

Skeletons for solo, also consider the backlash damage and amplify for dueling.

>>169812653
Zeratul
Green Absynth
Blueberry juice
Irish cream for the "cloud" effect

Lightly stir
Optional: add a dash of sallac

>>169814630
Level up that Lucio.

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What would be the second skin for Kel'Thuzad?
Necromancer or Archmage?

>>169815103
Probably neither because the base model will be a lich.

>>169815103
Vanilla would be his undead lich form
Master skin would be Kirin Tor KT
Purchasable skin would be the WC3 KT you linked

>>169815103
How do you know it's Kel'Thuzad?

>>169815103
Ethereal

>>169815152
true
so everything else would be a legendary skin, because new animations etc.

>>169814573
we won with 36 core integrity, they got zero altars and only once stole boss from us
It was a joke game nobody had any damage, once we focued zuljin they were fucked and had to run which was no good because good luck running from lucio powered team

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>>169812653
The Gul'dank
Pour:
1 part Midori Melon Liqueur
1 part Hypnotiq
1 part Smirnoff Sours Green Apple
1 part Absinthe
into tall glass
Stir
Top off glass with Mountain Dew.

wow wall riding with lucio is a massive chore, he gets stuck constantly

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>when you get to play a full bruiser mura build
>bruiser as fuck
>zoning half their backline on your own while being unkillable
>when you get a give em the ax procc running
>literally smacking the living shit out of everything
>some poor soul tries to stand up to you
>mop the floor with them
>some tank tries to be cheeky and stand in front of you
>slap them to death instead

>>169815496
Mountain Dew + Absinthe
>FTFY

>>169812653
Valeera:
-one part pure methanol
-one part bleach

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>>169812653
too slow

>>169812653

Terra Nova
- One cocktail glass with clear, cold, flavored vodka of choice,
- Chase with a shot of room-temp 151 for both.
- Smack your head on the ground.

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You probably make some animal flavored drink (Lili?Chen?) out of this, considering that animals get drunk from the marula fruit.

I'm so getting tired being matched daily vs the same fucking 5 man stack. It's been 5 days in a row, same fucking enemy, 5 solo vs 5 stack. And worst, 2 consecutive games vs the same group. What the fuck blizzard?

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Stimpack:

Ingredients:1 cl Bols Blue1 cl Safari Liqueur1 cl Vodka
Directions: Shake all ingredients and pour into a shot glass.

>>169816885
What region?

>>169816885
dedgame

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>its a team blows their whole load on Protected Varian episode
I'm not sure if the Warbringer changes were really a nerf outside Master League.

>>169818838
no one in lower leagues played Warbringer anyway

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Today i'll prove that Personal Adjustment -40 is a real thing. Next match will be deciding if this is a 10th loss streak or it breaks the curse

>>169818838
I tried a game where i swapped warbringer for the immune during parry talent yesterday and it actually worked out pretty well. Sucks not being able to charge as often but i feel like i can go ham on an enemy with no regard now. Atleast until both parries are on cooldown.

>>169819436
you and me both

im playing mostly support and some warrior and my teammates keep doing questionable plays which end up fucking me


whats the point of having Diamond MMR if you're going to be ranked with fucking bronze decision making?

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>>169819735
Playing support is a huge mistake, no matter what you do, you always get to see people go in solo, ignore objectives, get ganked, start flaming and when things are looking a little bright then someone DCs

>>169819842
I'm not sure whether I agree with you. Auriel is the reason I climbed so quickly but I rarely support anymore now.. hmm

>>169819842
>Playing support is a huge mistake


Should i be maining assassins for victories?

>>169820292
Low ranks play Xul or Zagara

>>169820393
>diamond mmr

>>169812653
The illidan

Cum in a glass, let sit 10,000 years, drink it see if you're prepared

>>169820853
Well, are you?

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>>169812653

Tyrande Whisperwind

Elune's Chase

1 oz Cenarion Spirits
3/4 oz Moonglow
3/4 oz Darnassian apple juice
3/4 oz Melon Juice Schnapps
Garnish with a leaf from the top of Teldrassil's highest branches

I'll let you guess why I chose MELON juice

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>>169819436
And this is how a 10th Loss streak look like. -40 Personal Adjustment from it

>>169822018
stop playing that shitty hero

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We need more dragons in the game and I'm not talking about dragons in there "human" form (Chromies guise is a gnome, but you get what I mean).
Deathwing, Alexstrasza, Ysera and so on in there dragon from.
Scaling shouldn't be the problem, just look at Sgt. Hammer

>>169822118
Ill never play Support again in Hero League thats what ill do

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>>169821525
cause it restores mana?

>>169822271
>Scaling shouldn't be the problem, just look at Sgt. Hammer
Or Azmodan. Or Ragnaros.

I'd play the shit out of Deathwing but I NEVER want to see his shit human form in HotS, EVER

>>169822271
If anything the only likelihood is that they would be in their guise and take on dragon form when they ult. Any other concepts for Deathwing or Alexstrasza are delusions


>>169822465
good guess! being a priestess of the moon and firing sentinels all day really puts the oo in oom

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>>169822660
just look at League
it's working there

>>169816037
give em w0t 4

>>169822621
and than we're just getting /taunt as the only glimpse of the dragon
>justlikechromie.jpg

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>>169823045

boop

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>>169823298
Boop.

>>169823045

But that's a created character, they can make the dragon 20 feet or whatever that is. Deathwing is like 100 feet. A midget in a tiny tank is one thing, it's not too much of a stretch. Deathwing would be destroyed as a result of scaling this severe.

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why dont people play arthas more

>>169823450
look at >>169822621
Ragnaros and Azmodan are working just fine

>>169823045
The problem with Hots is they have to take characters that already exist and copy the looks from the blizzard universe, rather than creating interesting new characters. HotS is just an ad game for other blizzard product.

I do wish they had more creative freedom, but people scream and shout when characters like Lunara or Brightwing are introduced because they didn't exist in the blizzard universe before.

>>169823634
weak off-tank.

>>169823634
Arthas into melee comps
Anub into caster comps

>>169823045
they had to cheat a little with the fact that he's ethereal below "waist" so he looks proper without having ridiculous long hitbox.

>>169822271
Malygos or Kalecgos with an aura that increases teams spell damage would be amazing

>>169823760

But you notice that Rag gets closer to his actual size when he uses his trait. They did that for a reason because obviously it's what the character actually represents.

Similarly, if we get a scaled down Deathwing, he will absolutely have some sort of map-rending ability, and, will turn into what his size ought to be to do so.

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>>169816037
>when you do the same thing with Arthas 3 games later

>>169824456
just chop off his tail :^)

>lose 2 games because outplayed
>lose 10 because outdrafted since every fucking time there's a retard on our team who can't draft in masters
>lose another 2 because there's retards who go shit builds
>bronztrosity

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>diamond division.

>>169827910
>Zagara on cursed hollow
lmao

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Jesus christ I am still stuck in master as a crusader. Can someone advise me on skills and gems?

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>>169828285

>>169828285
If you're only level 60 just drop down to expert and get to 70. Monster scaling can be weird leveling up, especially in the range you're in right now. Once you hit 61 craft as much new gear for yourself as you can and it should last you to 70 just fine.

>>169828573
What about gems? I replaced all of my diamond ones with strength ones before and it seemed to do almost nothing to my damage, so I just put the diamond ones back.

>>169828915
Keep the best ruby you have in the helm for xp bonus, other than that it really doesn't make too much difference. Item level is probably a bigger factor for you right now

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/heroes/topic/20753505247#post-1

>>169829143
Haha you wasted time reading this, fag.

>>169828263
We actually have won.

>>169829172
>Lying by omission

>>169829172
>qm

>>169829204
:^)

>>169824767
>Deathwing as a warrior with a fuckload of health, armor, and a firebreath for minion waves, but his single target damage has no real burst
>One ultimate is some super-tank mode ult where he's stupidly hard to kill and causes a big explosion when the armor/shield breaks
>The other ult he channels before flying into the air in full dragon mode for a few seconds, everyone can only see his massive shadow as he rains down death and destruction and rends the very ground, barely passable damage, great visibility, some of his abilities apply slow effects due to earth shattering effects
>Then the level 20 Cataclysm talent makes the duration longer, and all of his abilities in dragon mode break the ground making impassable terrain or damaging terrain

is medivh fun if i solo qm?

>>169830358
fuck no

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>>169828285
>>169828573
>>169828915
>diablo shitters

>>169830176

print it!

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>Li-Ming is Medium
>Kael'thas is Easy
>Brightwing is Hard
>Murky is Hard
>Sgt. Hammer is Hard
>Tyrande is Medium

>>169828263
Zagara is a good pick there. Not on the map but in this draft.

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How accurate is this?

>>169833576
>all random talents from different rows

I don't think you understand how this meme works anon.

>>169833736
How do memes work?

>>169834184
Well specifically that one is a comparison of the various items, from worst to best. Hence the increased brain activity/power. If the items are unrelated, it's kind of pointless.

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>>169831459
>murky is hard
>valeera is hard
Pressing cheapshot is truly a difficult task.

>>169834559
All melee assassins are kinda hard.

>>169834559
>only use cs

You just prove she's too hard for you anon.

>>169831459
The ratings are probably random. Illidan is rated medium and murky is hard, so they are saying murky is harder to play than Illidan. Murky really should be easy

>>169834734
I mean there's nothing to really press. Ambush is only good against squishy assassins and only really works if you go full ambush build which is generally not a good idea. Garrote build can work but it's not super good, disables the enemy with a minor amount more damage but they can still move.

Cheapshot is just all around the best ability to use, disables the enemy so they can't do anything, lines them up for an easy burst, works in teamfights, fucks them up so your team can gangbang them.

I miss D bro

>>169812653
The Zeratul

S'uk
Dash
Salok

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>169828468
Why does no one make an SFM clip starring her?

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Jesus Christ, non-shit OP come back pls I'm sorry for everything I said I want you back

>>169837036
I too want to see her geting bred by her horse

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>>169812653
The Maiev
Place you order
Wait.
Wait some more.
Keep Waiting.

How do you counter Lucio + triple frontline?

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Why is Sylv such a slut for humans?

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>>169838330
>maiev will never rape you for 1000 years

>>169838489
>only 1000
You some kind of sissy

>>169838563
whoops meant 10k

>>169838397
All the Windrunners have been involved with humans

Sylvanas with Nathanos
Alleria with Turalyon
Vereesa with Rhonin

It's just her corrupted line

>>169838397
BIG

>>169838915
WET

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>>169839023
TONGUE

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>>169838817
>>169838915
>still no aggressive dominant muscular and cute femorc hero to cuck everyone else along with Sonya

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>tfw 2 day winstreak getting mmr back up

>Entire game Aba on the other team just keeps teleporting top and trying to take down a wall with his locust.
>Keep killing him because I'm rotating to get camps anyways.
>Has died 8 times and his team is down 5 levels.
>We are taking down his core and he finally takes down are wall.

Does this actually work?

>>169839219
They will probably give Sonya a fem orc skin, there aren't any named female orcs other than Thrall's wife who is only relevant because she is Thrall's property

>>169839236
>end s2 with 3.4k mmr in hl
>2.9k now

>>169839584
>does abathur work
No, not really.

>>169839767
>>169839584
Sorry I meant to say he was trying to take down are second keep. Like he was teleporting by the top camp.

>>169839640
mmr dump at end of start season m8

>doorbell rings
>afk for literally 30 seconds
>ally F2P Valeera already reports me for being afk while having 6 deaths

laffing @ people like this

>>169840248
There were lots of game inbetween. Have a negative winrate this season. Really it's mostly 50% and what keeps me down is 10 losses I got on a single day playing on the weekends.

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TIGHT

HUMAN

BOIPUSS

>>169840620
At least post someone who is in the game.

>>169829172
It's crazy to me that ask these people are just whining about Quack Match and not, you know, Hoe League

>>169833576
It's supposed to compare all like items, as you're only going to make one choice.
It was funny to think of how your brain size would increase as you built this lineup of talents but you messed the order

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Who's ready for their new husbando?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujI

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>mewn makes 200-300 dollars a day whining like a baby about a dead moba game

>>169842407
It's mostly from like one or two whales who are actually in love with him

>>169842564
>gets 400 dollars from "that guy"
>donation message is nonsensical
>"haha thanks for the donation dude"
I will never understand how donating hundreds of dollars to a guy who makes more money than you playing video games, all for a "haha thanks dude" is worth it
>its my money back the fuck off?!

>>169842407
>>169842564
>>169843018
>people are watching that retard shitter
>people are donating to that retard shitter
explain

i want kerrigan to stab me to death with her wings

>>169843245
idk aren't there only like four streamers

I know people who throw money at hots in every way possible to "support" the game

small indie company
also blizzard game with no gifting

What skin would you love to see?

For me, it's a femorc Sonya

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>>169842268

>HotS start screen
>remastered Alexi music plays

>>169843771
Space empress Tyrande, also beach party tyrande

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>>169843771
Vengeful Gladiator Sonya

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>>169843771
I want this so badly.

>>169843771
Undead Rogue Valeera
SC1 Siege Tank or Infested Sgt Hammer
Star Princess Tyrande
King Leoric when he was alive

>>169843771
School themed skins

Bookworm Jaina
Cheerleader Li-ming
Jock Varian
Goth Sylvanas
Professor Tyrande

>>169844415
>Undead Rogue Valeera
We might get Maeiv Valeera

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>>169843771
White Rabbit Tracer

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>forced 50
>elo hell exists
>it's impossible to climb solo
good one hotsg

>>169844428
>Cheerleader Li-ming
MUH

The professor should be Medivh.

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>>169843771
Classic Artanis

>>169845007
>it's impossible to climb solo

That's something gold players say

>IS NOT MY FAULT IM ALWAYS PAIRED WITH BADDIES

>>169845041
He can be a professor too, but I want Tyrande as the professor, she can have glasses and for her arrow she shoots those chalkboard pointer sticks wearing one of those cute tight business suits with the skirt.

>>169845007
Only shitters say that, I've climbed from silver to plat in one season and ive stayed in plat since season 1.

>>169843771
Fel-Corrupted Ragnaros
Zerg(ish) Anub'arak
Diablo 3 Diablo maybe next indev video... at Blizzcon they said it's nearly done
JUST SOMETHING for TLV

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ITT the hero you want the most who has absolutely no chance of ever getting in.

>>169843771
Moon Priestess Maiev

>>169846128
HelThuzad

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>>169845962
>JUST SOMETHING for TLV

Warcraft 2 Goblin Sapper unit, Olaf with the explosives instead of a shield, Baleog throwing dynamites and Eric can keep his slingshot cos it looks goblin enough already.

>>169844976
White Rabbit Chromie would be better considering she's always saying 'Im late!' and already is small like a bunny, bonus points if its just Chromie in a bunny suit or a playboy bunny leotard with bunny ears.

>>169846442
instant purchase for TLV
can't get better than this

>>169843771
Bridal Zagara and Groom Anub

>>169846128
Edmund Duke in a Battlecruiser.
I could settle for not a Battlecruiser though.

Maybe he's a crotchety old guy smoking a cigar and wielding a shotgun while wearing power armour but sitting on a motorised rocking chair while a Battlecruiser silhouette is permanently shadowing him.

Heroics are the obvious Yamato Gun firing an AoE nuke, and the second would be Duke beaming up to the Battlecruiser to take more direct control and then 3 tiny Scourge shadows flying into view and blowing up the Battlecruiser sending it crashing into the battlefield in a straight line while Duke screams like an Academy, stunning and damaging enemies in his path.

>>169846128
proper dragon >>169822271
don't care which one

>>169828285
nothing matters aside from your weapon until 70. only takes a little bit of thought to work out what to do after that between 1h/2h synergies.

and like the other guy said drop down because you are just fucking yourself grinding because the drops don't get better evenly with difficulty (while exp goes so you basically outlevel the content with no upgrades). if you aren't blowing through elites in <10 seconds you're doing it wrong.

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>>169846885
I'm still extremely salty that they created boring Hammer instead of using FUCKING DUKE as the Siege Tank hero.

Also, the same goes for Kur'dran and Falstad.

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>>169843771
Disco Medivh

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>>169846128
>>169847075

>hover nova in hero league
>team mates get salty and tell me not to play nova
>I play something else
>we lose

>hove nova in hero league
team mates get salty and tell me not to play nova
>I play nova
>we win

every single time

>>169847075
Duke's voice actor is dead, would it even be Duke if some random person is voicing them? I mean they replaced him as Zeartul because Zeratul was still an important character, but Duke there would be no point.

>>169847379
I don't think it would be too hard to find a voice actor that's good enough to imitate the original one in a believable way

>>169847075
Duke in a siege tank would've been rad.

>>169847379
>Duke's voice actor is dead
Damn, I never knew.

>>169847480
See you say that, but no matter who they find you'll still bitch about them because it doesn't sound as good as the original. It always happens.

>>169847750
However bad it is, it would definitely have been better than Hammer. Yuck.

why does brawl fucking exist

who the fuck enjoys this shit

>BUH ONE TOUSAN GOLD

you can literally just make something else that isn't complete garbage give 1000 gold

>>169848004
It was supposed to be custom games that let you set the rules, but they are fucking retards and did this instead so they could release the same 5 brawls over and over again.

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>>169843974
I would say that nothing can top love goddess but honestly either of those two might

>>169843771
Bikini Li Ming, bikini Jaina, bikini Valeera, bikini Sylvanas, bikini Chromie

What's wrong with hammer?

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>>169850202

>not li li

gay?

>>169850536
In regards to her design or abilities?

>>169850681
I may be a degenerate, but at least i'm not a furry.

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>>169849950
The greek theme really does it for me, tyrande is perfection

>dat sideboob

>>169850692
For whatever reason she's not liked, and I'm called a hammerfag for playing her

>>169850681

I'd slather my tongue all over Li Li's wet little cunny, and just plunge my average dick into her because it'd be the only person that'd think my dick is big

>>169851754
Cause hammer is such a lame and gay hero. Hurr i sit in a bush in turret mode with huge range so i can blast towers. Uh oh now i'm garbage when team fights start happening. MEME ROCKET CIRCLING THE MAP LOL.

She's just stupid, i hate seeing a hammer on either team.

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>>169850903
she's literally spilling out of that dress

thank god this game is not popular or the sjw's would have a field day with those GG's

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So, Friday.

Do we get a hero reveal, or the loot system/Ui overhaul, or both?

Taking bets

>>169814185
you forgot columbian firewater

>>169852152

what's the loot system and UI overhaul

>>169851992
You have no idea how a hammer works, do you? I bet you get shitstomped by the enemy hammer every time and never fight with your own hammer properly. A defended hammer is one of the most powerful characters you can bring to a teamfight.

>>169852240

Something promised at Blizzcon and hasn't come to fruition yet.

>major gazlowe build
Why is this so fun holy shit
>NONE ARE PERMITTED WITHIN MY BORDERS, THIS IS A PRIVATE DOMICILE

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Good a time as any to post the official tier list

Undisputed Goddess Tier
Tyrande (Love Goddess), Kerrigan (Succubus),

Barely Not Goddess Tier
Jaina (Master), Nova (Novazon), Sonya (Super),

Almost Perfect Tier
Sylvanas (High Elf), Valeera (Demon Hunter), Li-Ming (Star Princess), Valla (Deputy),

Cute Lesbian Tier

Tracer

Beautiful (With Abnormalities) Tier
Chromie (Genie), Luanra, Zagara (Desert Queen), Auriel (Demonic)

Seems Good (But I'd Like To See More Before Making A Judgement Call) Tier
Johanna (Centurion), Morales (Love Doctor)

Average (With a Cute Face) Tier
Hammer

Built Like A Man (Saved From Dumpster Tier Due To Pretty Face and Nice Rack) Tier
Zarya (Thunder Guard)

>>169852152
They said we are getting a hero reveal Friday.

>>169851992
I pick napalm instead of the giant bullet, and I will try to position myself from where the enemy team came in fights so that I can ambush them if they try to fall back with the first stealth perk keeping em hidden. No bushes required.

>>169852152
Its a huge event so my bet is on

>Duriel & Stukov reveal
>New UI/Loot system
>New skins and whatever the loot rewards are

>>169852612
>duriel & stukov reveal
>not human stukov and infested stukov reveal

>38:51 brawl

Fucking christ why doesn't backing heal you? Every time you wipe them you're almost dead, can't push core, and can't heal either. What a fucking piece of shit game.

>>169852758
Human stukov will be a stupid fucking rare or epic skin

You can't win BHB without teamfighting. It just isn't possible, right? One Xul kept avoiding teamfighting, which worked for a while, we were up two levels.

But then it came time to fight and it seemed as though we had nothing we could do. It was Varian, Anub, Lucio, Kael and Falstad. I felt so helpless.

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>>169846128

>>169852994
Fuck that desu, I want a vice admiral Alexei Stukov commandeering his battlefleet

>>169853752
It's not going to happen.

>>169853392

If your composition has no teamfight value, you're in for a bad time regardless of map or skill level.

Meme push teams work below gold, but you will always feel like your fights are a massacre without a well composed team comp, with clear counterplay. Heroes that are "good on the map" do not necessarily mean they are always good picks, people just don't get that.

Why is every Leoric so fucking useless?

And why the fuck did I come back to this game. I hate the playerbase.

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>>169854668
Because you're a faggot.

>>169854748
>tfw prefer the models of morrowind to the potatoheads of oblivion

might go back and play both while waiting for this patch/update/teaser, desu

>>169854429
No fucking shit

>>169854668

Lucio is literally BEST. And you hate the game because you're bad at it obviously. You blame "retard teammates" as you refuse to body soak on Abathur and only play QM or insta-pick shit heroes like Azmodan because "lol stupid team imma carry u by not helping ever" kind of players that don't deserve to have opinions.

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>have difficulties in getting interested in the game due to pure valeera and varian
>try out leoric
>it's vs valeera, nova, samuro and varian
>get point and clicked by varian's taunt and valeera
>die
>repeat this but with my team
Between this and League, I'm not sure what's more frustrating.

>>169823450
Aurelion is bigger than PLANETS

>>169823450
When they put Deathwing in, he will BE the map.
The lanes will be paths up and down his spine and if there's too much teamfighting on one lane, he'll roll to that side, dumping off anyone who doesn't stick themselves down.

>>169855115

This game is VERY unforgiving because of the length of matches. You have to be on top of your positioning and what you can get away with at all times or you fucking lose or die constantly. In League, you have an hour to fuck up and get OP items and shit and whichever team wins is the one with less retards on it that can farm a few fucking items in an hour. In HotS, if two friendly heroes dies at 8 minutes you can lose to a YOLO Core rush if you don't defend properly. At least if you lose it usually isn't after 40 minutes of RAT strats and bullshit, you just fucking lose and queue again and it doesn't waste your time.

>>169855101
>Lucio
>Never mentioned Lucio
Typical cumrag making wild assumptions and using them as a basis for shitty accusations.

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>>169855115
>play a few dozen games of URF
>suddenly have the patience to tolerate literally anything else

ty rito

no idea why this mode is hyped honestly


>>169823450
>deathwing is 100 feet

>>169855296
I'd be down with that, what would the minions be?

>>169855613
Tentacles and toxic bloods, just like the spine encounter in Dragon Soul

>>169855690
Oh and those elementals that go nuclear if they absorb stacks of the bloods.

>>169846128
Diablo II's Paladin
Diablo II's Barbarian
All the PCs from Diablo II

>>169855690

Which race or what creature built his armor again?

>>169839832
That's usually called backdoor i belive friendo, it's kind of a meme

>>169855613
Dragon fleas

>>169855960
Wasn't it enslaved dwarves or goblins or something like that?

>>169856151
Goblins.

>>169854469
Yeah, we got hosed. I thought we had a good comp too, Zarya, Artanis, Xul, Gul'dan and Malf, but we got completely crushed in every teamfight.

I appreciate the advice. I need to be more mindful with my picks. My only win tonight ended up being a 32 minute game on Mines of all things, as Tassadar picked into Valeera. I ended up dying to her a billion times anyway until Level 20 Archon.

>Tfw all of your favorites are either just shit heroes who underperform when compared to like 8 other heroes, or are flat out so easily counterpicked, picking them is pointless in almost every situation.

i hate these devs

>>169857527
>really like Lunara
>it feels like there's always a better pick

Or maybe I'm just Bronze.

>>169856026
Goblins, as I recall. Something about the Twilight's Hammer, too.

>>169855772
How would you differentiate the kits of the Paladin and D2 Barb from the Crusader and D3 Barb? Someone posted a really neat paladin concept a while ago, but I'd like to see your ideas too.

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>>169855772
>Diablo II's Barbarian

That'd be great, make him into a support/specialist with abilities based on Warcries

Q-Battle Cry: Gives allies Evasion for 2 seconds
W-Find Potion: Gives allies a Regeneration orb
E-War Cry: Stuns enemy heroes in a conic area
R1- Grim Ward: Places an indestructible ward that reduces enemy armor, takedowns empower it but this bonus is lost upon death.
R2-Battle Command: Increases ability damage done by allies by 10% for each ally affected by it.
D-Howler: Has 25 physical armor, can activate it to gain 50 physical armor for 5 seconds.

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>have vikings
>ask everyone to group because we have vikings
>retards then proceed to spread to different lanes
>say "we won't win if we can't play with vikings"
>autistic vikings player thinks I'm cricizing him despite not doing so
>groups his vikings and feeds them face first into Li-Ming on purpose to throw
>johanna was a bot

QM is suffering

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>>169855115
>play sgt hammer in qm
>it's vs 4 assassins
hahaha
fun game

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>Play Murky in QM
>Make them eat my shit and suck my fish dick

Serves them right for bullying Murky for so long.

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>>169858631
>least deaths in the team is the specialist

>>169858298
Or just make him an alternate skin for Sonya.

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Holy fuck lucio is so fun. It's literallly ole playing him in overwatch.

>>169857527
Besides tanks a lot of my favorites are specialists..

>>169858631
>2 you outrange
>another you can knockback instantly
>another that should have little ability to escape.
something like boe you would have destroyed them because thrall might actually figure out all he has to do is stand next to you to win.

you post should be
>play a more strategic character
>they can't do anything to stop us until at least ten if we mindlessly group 5 or use a more proper 4-1
>team runs around like retards, as usual, wasting early advantages.

>>169858298
I like the shoutiness theme you're going for, but knowing Blizzard, they'd find some way to meme it up with some sort of Fus Roh Da reference.
And if they don't, the underage shitfucks playing the game will.

Why don't they have more interconnected shit? Imagine if you had to hit 70 in a d3 season to unlock a unique mount/profile pic for hots/WoW and they did that every season?

>>169860569
>Why don't they have more interconnected shit? Imagine if you had to hit 70 in a d3
Because no one plays that terrible fucking game.

Literally a dead game, and rightfully so. The next event is probably going to be hearthstone related.

>>169846128
Daggoth

>win 10 out of 11 games
>followed by 12 game loss streak
>demoted back to d4

I really don't understand how some of these people end up in diamond. Especially after blizzard said they were decreasing the population.

I'd say 75% of my games are draft throws with no CC, because none of these players know how to draft. Even after being told how retarded they are.

>>169864168
Back when the season started there was a like n10 GM who didn't know how to play at all and he was in every fucking stream until people catch up in points and he was demoted to nothing.

The point is you can be carried by your team.

>>169858013
There's a lot of combinations and you don't even have to use what's actually viable because you can just make it viable. Like someone said I think it would be completely reasonable for them to make the alt genders their own heroes

>>169861165
Like sc2 and hots? Both continue to get content out the ass. Diablo is one of their core franchises they could easily rehabilitate if they stopped fucking around with garbage like overwatch. They are probably just trying to figure out how to implement a cash shop.

>>169838330
people joke around about waifu and shit on the net

but I would genuinely love to fuck maiev (or any other hot as fuck nelf tbqh) for the rest of my life. not memeing at all. i'd instantly fuck a hot nelf.

>>169864865
They already tried a real cash auction house and it was a complete fucking failure

>>169865986
He probably meant cash shop for Overwatch, but it already sells loot boxes, so I don't know what he's going on about.

>>169866224
Still waiting on loot boxes for HotS

>>169866405
Unless they're going to get me the real skins, I don't even care.

>>169852612
There will be only one hero revealed on friday. The schedule shows 10 minutes for reveal nd another 20 minutes for panel about him/her on sunday. That's barely enough time.

They don't want to show too much ahead, that's why In-Dev videos haven't had two heroes in them for a while. This way you can hype twice as frequently. Prepare for this year's Blizzcon to only show one hero too.

bampo

I really wish Blackthorne was in hots

>all these 7k and 10k heroes i want
>only got 10k
fufufufu

>>169871427
I don't think I ever fell below 60k gold in the last 10 months, and I own 90% of heroes in game, never spending IRL cash.
How are you so poor?

>>169871573
He has a life and doesn't spend 12 hours a day playing the damn game?

>>169871573
>>169871641

>>169871641
>log on twice a week
>clear dailies (often in beginner AI)
>sometimes brawl
>have over a hundred thousand
>and the majority of heroes

It really doesn't take much.

also; finally being able to buy skins with wow gold.
WHEW

>>169871573
shit anon I've been playing pretty regularly since beta Iquit for a few months around the time tracer chromie medivh came out since I played murky mostly and they made me ragequit I hope you fucks are enjoying him now especially how much everyone shit on me when they saw me playing him and I only have a total of around 300k gold earned and only have about half the cast 4 master skins and a few gold mounts and well over 1k games
how many matches do you have?

>>169871946
Around 3k games, been playing since late alpha.
As anon >>169871902 said, it doesn't take much on daily basis, but you have to play the game without brakes, log in twice-thice a week and play a few games.

Then again, people yesterday were bitching on OW reddit about rank decay if you don't play at least 7 games a week, claiming they barely have time for 2-3, so maybe I'm just a loser with no life and every other person on the planet can't handle finding 2 hours a week of free time.

>>169871573
I started playing this game a month ago and it's the first MOBA I've ever played

>>169872316
Ah, well then don't throw yourself at 10k heroes immidiately. 2 and 4k heroes are plenty fine.
Alternatively, I hate to be a Blizzshill, but there is a bundle with ALL 2k heroes for like 5 bucks, it's a ridiculously great deal if you are completely new.
Have fun anon, I hope you stay...forever

>>169872316
Oh, then that's normal and completely fine. Gold is mostly just from sticking around, not necessarily playing a lot or being good.

>dailies
>brawl
>event (200 per win, or something)

That's the bulk of your income. There's also grinding Vs. AI on Hammer/Sylvanas with a stim for, like, 40-50 a win, but that's all tedious and gross.

>>169872447
Seconding this. I'm the biggest jew around but they did have some bundle was that a pretty okay value if you're fresh.

>>169872283
the game left alpha less than 800 days ago
at 3k games that averages almost 4 games a day every day which is around 2 hours a day give or take if you arent playing against bots which isnt really playing the game

>>169872590
That sounds about right. My routine is playing 2-3 games an evening, then every other saturday or so I'd get sucked in a friend's 5-man party and waste the day playing between 8 and 13 games.
And I do play a lot more vs AI than I'd prefer, when I wan't to just clear quests; like when I come back from a trip or didn't have time for evening games for a few days.

>5000 games played
>literally 90% Vs. AI

help why do they include afk training games in the counter, I want to hide my shame

>portrait reward is peak rank
>not ending rank
>bronze is more difficult than diamond

ahhh

Is solo tank as Varian possible?

>>169872956
Fuck that shit Anon. Let everybody know that you're a Grand Master AI player

>>169872956
could be worse. im 99% ai. solo.

>>169872956
>>169873846
There are people in this game that play since alpha and never did a match against non-AI opponents.

>>169839219
>Johanna orc skin confirmed

>>169873290
yes

>>169851863
>person

>>169873290
Possible, but seems to work best if the enemy team is melee-heavy.

>start yestarday at d2
>good streak of decent teammates
>+10 personal adjustment
>enter shitters
>about to get demoted to d5
>-20 personal adjustment
Good game you've got here Blizz. So glad I'm forced to pair up with feeding shitters. I swear to god 90% of the diamond playerbase have 0 game knowledge.

This game doesnt even put me on tilt. I've just accepted the fact that there's nothing I can do to convince these people not to pick shit comps or engage 5v3.

>>169871902
If you buy a wow token with gold how much bnet currency does it convert to?

>>169872956
I feel you.
I get embarassed whenever people from /hotsg/ add me.

>>169874928
85-90k to $15, I think.

>>169875048
I could've sworn that at one point Vs. AI (or at least Training) matches weren't counted. Am I crazy? Ahhh.

>>169874231
Shit, that'd make me play Johanna.

>>169872447
I got all the heroes in that bundle already, but I was thinking about buying the conqueror bundle that has Butcher and a 30day stimpack. The game is already free and it's only like 15-20 yurodollars so why not desu

>>169872581
Yeah I've played every brawl up until now, most of my games are AI games though since I'm not very good yet. And there's only like 10 gold per match in that

None of the bundles have the heroes that I really want though ;_>;

>>169874928
depends on if you're euro or not, its super expensive on eu, p cheap on us

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>>169846128
blizzard don't like tauren enough
(huln an baine could do the shit)

>>169875225
>85k-90k
lucky you ,i bought mine for 165k

>>169846128
Blightcaller

>>169830176
he could scorch bushes rendering them useless for cover

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>>169846128

>tfw druid never

>>169878240
>azmodan

>>169879678
What's that got to do with the Druid?

Full parry varian + colossal faggot smash is pretty fun
>sonya leap duoq
>lo'gosh goy skin
finally i can complete my dream of screaming with my barbarian gf

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>>169846128

>>169880550
The image of a barbarian couple marauding together is pretty cute, honestly.
>the couple the slays together stays together.

anyone wanna do the wow mount run in QM/VS AI? im veteran hots player, silenced, EU

Medieval#21104

no leftists

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>>169881039

Most fun hero for solo qm?

>>169881039
W-what are you silenced for?

>>169881496
Nova

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>>169881496
>0 sustain unless talented
>makes people think they can solo you
Push lanes all day.
Click e on anyone who gets close to you. W+executioner=dead enemy team.
Skeleton mages.

>>169882136
one of the top 5 brain dead characters in a brain dead game

i can see why i would appeal to someone on hotsg

>>169882209
Queuing into QM with him is actually pretty difficult sometimes.
If the matchup is wonky (which it will be 50%+ of the time) you'll have a difficult time getting into the fight without dying.
I'd recommend him because it teach anyone, even diamond or above players, some fucking patience. And not patience like "wait for the right moment to gank" patience, the kind of patience where you have to stand around helplessly for ten seconds before getting 2 attacks in and then either committing to the fight though you're incredibly likely to die or run away.
His laning is also pretty difficult since his trait is useless against hard pushers like Rag.

>>169882417
Earlygame against ranged makes me want to kill myself really, and nobody in my team wants to swap lanes

>>169882560
Just need to poke with q and stay under towers
His trait makes it so that your lane doesn't get pushed too hard and only engaging when your d is up will help preserve your health so that you don't have to hearth twice before the first objective.

>>169882136

>executioner

Dont listen to bronze

>>169884402
I'm almost always low on mana, so taking scythe cooldown has never been something I wanted.
The vulnerable on bone prison only helps during ganks, otherwise no one really jumps on the guy you bone in teamfights.
Executioner procs off your e and has insane synergy with your w, it also triggers multiple times during a teamfight, typically netting more damage than vulnerable.

The trait talent is never that good, even if you take the otehr trait talents.
it just doesn't do much that late into the game, it's fine on Tomb though..

>>169867285
where is all this info?

Guys the new heroes are Stukov a specialist and Rohana a support

>>169885565
proof chicken. jpeg

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>Stukov gets released
>another Starcraft specialist that influences battle from afar
>chances of getting Mengsk drop 1000%

>>169885565
>rohana
my dick
Selendis and Vorazun when

>People actually want a nobody Starcraft hero instead of KelThuzad an actual lich

>>169886192
Kel'Thuzad is definitely coming this year. As is Velen, Rock N Roll, Maiev, Mekkatorque, Miora, D.Va, Malthael, Aidan. These are all coming 2017, it's a given

>>169886192
Never ever

Maiev when ;-;

>>169886418
Hearthstone gets her before we do..

>>169886418
The last thing we need is another samuro hard counter.

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>>169886654
>before we do
>he thinks we're still getting a Zeratul skin

>>169886741
You mean a Valeera skin

>>169886934
Valeera doesn't have blink you fool.

>>169887034
What the fuck are you faggots even talking about?
Stop taking away the hype from Stukov.

>>169887034
Zertatul does tho

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>>169885269
Friday: New Hero Reveal 18:00 - 18:10 (CET)

Sunday: Panel about the new hero, with Claudio Gentilini 19:00-19:20 (CET)

>>169887394
Wtf i love poles now

>>169818838

Has there been any leaks about who the next hero is?

>>169887585
Terokk on a raptor

>>169887585
Proenix,twitter guy said that "you may have seen him in a video/promotional image