sc2

nier

sickzii~

joy

*yawns*
good morning

>>169806989
For fuck sake

phone

>>169806989
ouch

odds hot shower
evens cold shower
0 golden shower

You haven't lived until you've tried the Sriracha infused imperial mole style stout at my local brewery.

Just got 2 growlers of it this morning from a fresh batch.

>>169807764
phone

>>169807893
Wrong. Using my Apple Watch.

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this is how it ends...

>>169808018
what kind of snake is that

>>169806586
fist fighting your mommy?
big mistake
she would break you

>>169808179
the kind you get when you take a brother and sister fish and continue to inbreed them so that half of the ones you sell for 8$ each grow into deformed snakes that are doomed to die slow, painful deaths

how come people always have to buy fish and never seem to be able to just let them breed more fish in the tank like a self supporting ecosystem

>>169809162
pervert -_-

i mean ive never heard someone mention their pet fish just laid a bunch of eggs like dogs & cats occasionally have litters

>>169809162
most fish eat their eggs and babies and you often have other things in the tank that do the same
people do it but they usually have to move the parents or eggs around

>>169809162
>>169809506
uhhh yeah....

youre the kind of guy that gets pets so he can watch them have sex and teach them to suck on your wiener and stuff

youre such a freak!

i wish i was that guy whos mom brings him fast food every night

waiting for nier .-.

i wish i was that guy who died in his sleep

waiting for my copy of Millennium Blades...

im not that guy but mom got me 'za and maccas

>>169809773
its so good :O

oldschool happy hardcore break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_C1rucHz2c

>>169809734
shes bringing home pizza, garlic knots, and wings tonight :)

>>169810219
i thought you wanted to lose weight

>>169810313
i gave up already

>>169809794
thats just a rumor.,.

battlerite is so dead ._,

*gives up on life*

>>169810920
dont... we all the posters we can get...

>we all the posters we can get
embarrassing

ugh hope he deletes that...

dont make fun of her

parents want me to go to the ash wednesday service

id really rather not

fempen = not gay
male penis = gay

learn the difference

why does religion exist
i fucking hate G-d

satan is a literal god

>>169812171
+1

>>169812218
-1

alright i'm here
time to party!

who is this guy

our

>>169812218
phone

who's the biggest lolcow in the SC2 community?

famitsu gave the new zelda 40/40..this is going to be game of the year

>>169813335
nier actually

our hero tchitchikov

is that tranny witch going to speedrun this new zelda. honestly what the fuck is he going to do with his life
*says judgingly*

>>169814378
idk
what are you going to do with your life?

>>169814468
im a fresh ass nigga, bitches know im the shit

thinkin about becoming a judge

>>169814526
nigger

guilty! lol

>>169814529
+1

*slams gavel*
holy shit this is fun!!!

guilty.... of being sexy as hell
*has sex with the sexy defendant*

please god please give me a psvr bundle

sustained!

I really wish I had gone through with hiring an escort to give me a blowie J a couple of years ago when I wasn't feeling so depressed for the first time in my life
it almost happened
but it didn't
now it probably never will

maybe that would have changed things and really turned my life around...

i dont even know where to look for escorts.....

shoutouts to adultfriendfinder.com

i think you might be a little optimistic thinking a whores lips could turn your life around

>>169815669
that looks like the most virusy url i have ever seen
def not clicking that

>>169815630
look up
backpage

they got qt trannys too

*twirls mustache*

>>169816032
nvm looks like the government shut down the adult section

>>169817347
so it's just child prostitutes now?

hmmmmm

>>169817729
who would want a child prostitute?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os8V1EZNI8A

thats a lot of zah

powerful _ _ _ ....

>>169818547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhNGdO8CvI

is Tales of Berseria worth buying?

anyone getting a switch on release????

cant find one :(

>>169819547
if i was rich

>>169819424
nope
>>169819547
nope

take me to flavortown daddy
*closes eyes and opens mouth*
>O<

idiot

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sc2: VR

>>169815630
preferred 411 or something
and then theres a really well known review site I can't think of the name of

it wouldn't be the bj itself... but the entire experience of doing something for once...
oh well... its over now... its all run its course...

>>169814863
*does it*

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lol

>>169819761
*spits lava in your mouth*

1227$...

>ive been too go outside
embarrassing

cherry mx red y/n?

dont make fun of her

i had 3 days sober then i drank last night.. wish i didnt....

>>169820687
no get browns
reds not really for typing

>>169819547
cancelled my preorder i don't think it's worth it right now also nintendo hasn't said anything about the joycon connection issue i hope it's not widespread else they're done

we prefer clears here though

>>169806830
I don't know who this is but I came here because I want this lady to be my mommy

elroy

truth is mech keyboards are a retarded scam

freak^

whos a freak

>>169634029
hey bro, did you like it?

we actually use a mix of browns & reds

1080ti...

is fanyposter still on hrt?

>>169821370
end yourself fp

https://youtu.be/47lMVFq9eWg

we just woke up here

no we are about to go to sleep here

the choice is simple: push the button and you and your waifu will be the last two persons on earth, everybody else has disappeared

would you push the button?

>>169821610
no

>>169821140

sounds like my asshole

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wgirls with some muscle....

>>169821610
how the fuck am i suppose to get to korea if everyone dies?

>>169821741
not white.......

even when you get there, unless you know korean or she know english, its still a fucked situation.

When Winter turns to spring it has to be one of my favorite times of year. It's like the whole world gets to start new and fresh again . It also means it's time to clear out the clutter and things you don't need that weigh you down

>>169821913
i live in florida so theres no difference between winter and spring

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>>169821797
how is she not white... look at her...

>>169821976
so its like living in california?

>>169822010
i want to pee on her...

*shimmies to the secret base in antartica*

FRICKEN MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also she's more likely to kill herself before you even get there

how's your korean language learning going?

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>>169822010
she has brown hair and brown eyes , making her not white.

>>169822528
she has hazel eyes...

imagine gyuri sticking her tongue in your b*tt as far as it can go while youre like fricken JOing with a loli onahole...

>>169820972
+1

>>169822440
are you the french learning guy?

if you are you might be asking me
and I gave that up after a few hours
I'm not smart enough to do anything

>>169821905
you could probably still communicate on a very basic level without knowing each other's languages and the need for sex would eventually get you both too worked up to ignore anyway so one way or the other you'd still end up fucking like rabbits sooner or later

>>169823283
i think youre smart
fighting

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>>169822873
"hazel" is codeword for "im a shitskin but i think this makes me white"

but who is going to fuck our children??

>>169823472
me ;3

naaah I'm retarded
good for nothing and nobody
they should drag me out of my house and torture me to death
because thats what worthless insects deserve

>>169823507
what do you mean? how so? do tell...

https://chaturbate
.com/twerkingbaby/

our girl is live

>>169823628
i cant... its lewd...

>>169823718
absolutely disgusting

>>169823787
its 4chan, dude, just do it

>>169823718
twerking isnt attractive unless its to dirty nigger bass drops

ebay...

>>169823969
what did you get??

>>169824074
its embarrassing...

>>169824074
diapers, panties, a cute skirt, and christmas decorations

*sips milk tea*
you don't say!

so we all buy all our shit off ebay now?
im trying to keep hip

>>169824331
amazon mostly dude!!

>>169824331
>>169824448
some things you can get for dirt cheap from china/hong kong on ebay

I cheated in my cold shower earlier...

>>169824074
a vhs of jumanji series signed by saddam hussein

run me through wc, bobob...

*flushes you*
anything else? this is where i draw the line with u pervs btw so no wicked shit k?

>>169824572
what do you mean...

>>169824856
it was, like every one of my cold showers, steaming hot

>>169824916
*dumps coffee on your head*
hmph!

>>169824916
based

we dont do that cold shower meme shit here

how about showbaths?

actually i rarely post here now but i read every post

i dont read anything thats too long or starts with 'so' or gives me the impression its written by a redditor

got a really big log i found walking today to throw into my neighbors yard tonight to wake their dog

its so big i had to use both my hands to carry it

just hope no one saw me with it and connects two and two together that im the one throwing stuff into their yard at night

ffs

i wish i updated to windows 10
:/

we read so posts here
theyre very informative

you might
i dont

>>169825985
:\
i kinda do too honestly

>>169825986
i agree. just the other day i learned a girl can cum while soft if she massages her prostrate

people still use windows
lmao

so

tl;dr

i mean i dont read so posts either but i dont brag about it

i don't read a post if it's double spaced, has links or has greentext

>>169825985
wtf why

>>169826620
i have a problem that is like windows 7 only :///////

SHUT UP OR ILL SHUT YOU UP FOR YOU

>>169824638
sure :3

but after all you are my wonder wall

wonder if i could go an entire day without touching my dick

>>169827150
i could if i didnt have to pee or shower

>>169827210
you might be addicted to cold showers

ehhh we dont really shower here

>>169827303
i dont do that meme
but i have to shower every day because my skin is fucked

darrowshire is a pve server... lol.. casuals...

>>169826435
haha fucking idiot

let's all laugh at this retart lol!!!!

i bet u read that u fkin bitch that's right

>>169827426
cmon.. run us through wc...

actually i mained tank since vanilla but switched to heals for legion

>>169827571
everyone quit WoW a decade ago

actually i never played wow in the first place

word we play aion

played wc3 a lot
thought wow was gay

if u didnt play wow just kys
just fkin kys
ur a waste of oxygen

i wonder what sig thinks of cosmo now that he's a tranny

i know you're here faggot so answer me

who cares what some diapernigger thinks

actually wait i completely misread that
-1
-1
-1

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>>169828379
>>169828293

word we play wow and watch cartoons and take steaming hot showbaths here

snute
byun
ryung
hero
heromarine
solar

neeb
ty
alive
stats
harstem
jjakji

It's going to be epic :)
Post your predictions :)

>>169824856
I started warm...

i predict i wont watch a second of it lol

>>169828878
lmao +1

>>169828878
>>169828907
tsuntsunboyz~

>>169828864
do you get all naked into the shower and then full blast freezing cold straight away and go HURGHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>169829016
no usually I go 90% cold and go hurgh or whatever cause it's winter

today I did 50% cold to starttho..

percocet.. molly percocets...

>>169829370
youve never been a person if you havnt swam in a cold pool and then jumped in a hot tub after

last time i watched sc2? hmmmm...

we did it... we're in wailing caverns..

what should i eat guys im poor on food stamps

>>169830026
cant you just buy beer or something with them?

ah we dont drink unfortunately

>>169830026
ya just get a bottle of vodka

>>169830280
ah well that sure sucks for you, sorry to hear that
im opening a beer in like 10 mins myself

>>169830094
>>169830394
no you cant buy alcohol with food stamps sillies >.<

all the poor people food sucks i wanna go out to eat every meal

is it safe to drink expired milk

*cracks a cold one*
>>169830504
who cares
*slides you a cold one*

>>169830504
yeah just dont drink it if it smells bad or has chunx

>>169828878
+1

just got halo and halo 2 but didnt get my xbox yet haha

haha

u think zii would teach me how to program if i asked him nicely?

>>169830737
id play through the campaigns with you on your couch and eat ur food out of ur fridge if you wanted

try asking him how you can force yourself on an imageboard

ffs just lost like 6 years of cpu/ram/gpu tweaking
and the problem still persists

-__________________________- <-- me rn

>>169831181
fatty

>>169831181
how about this:
get a fr*cking life!!!!!!

>>169831181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4FlL1FCbvA

wow

i know how to program now wtf

>>169830875
:)

i dont have a couch only a bed and a computer chair haha......

>>169831398
write me a program that can jerk me off

*does it*

that hurts
a lot

please learn how to program correctly

gyuri is streaming right now...
shes dancing to kpop and shes pretty good at it :)

>>169831921
LINK

>>169831921
and where is the link for this stream????

sc2!!!!!

>>169832059
-1

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im going to buy a pair of these in 5 minutes

i trust scv with everything, so i need you to tell me what colorway looks better to you?

>>169832128
b+w obv

>>169832128
these look like the worst shoes ive ever seen in my life ngl

>>169832128
they look like socks

>>169832128
nice elf shoes, faggot
why not red and green? i thought it was christmas year round at the north pole

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>>169832210
>>169832234
yeah, b&w seems more versatile, but details are more visible on the navy ones

hmmmm

>>169832220
i know, some people find them ugly and thats ok

>>169832309
thats kinda the point, but theyre super comfy
what about these tho? these are literally called city socks lol

>>169832309
i thought they were socks from the thumbnail too

>>169832128
black is the obvious choice

>>169832542
elf shoes lmao

just get yeezys like that other guy

http://vod.afreecatv.com/PLAYER/STATION/19000553
O_o

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JP@itmeJP
Guy asked what I do for a living told him I streamed on @twitch and he said oh yeah I watch @lirik all the time

>>169832128
phone

yeah i guess you could say gooks are my raison d'être

>>169832907
rofl this guy looks so ridiculous

>>169832398
BTFO

>>169832107
:(
11h 47m

>>169832398
sorry i wanted to say lol to your post as well but i forgot
literally lold, very good post

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what do we think of floshitter the tranny?

>>169834518
cute

>>169834518
if i put on some lipstick and dyed my hair id look pretty close to her honest
my nose is a bit wider though :\

>>169834518
looks a lot like a girl
just needs to drop those retard glasses

>>169834518
o-fricken-mo!

>>169834768
do it and post pics i want to fappy :3

more girls should wear little choker necklaces like that...

>>169834518
>you were mean to floshitter before she was a cute girl
>you will never have a cute sc2 playing gf with a penis

kms....

am i ban

>>169834518
does she stream?

that tranny looks like groucho marx

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here's a meme for you

>she

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a gook in a wig

a gook in a gook

>>169835379
@ufufumu

she streams sometimes but never with a webcam. really cute voice though

*boots up chess engine*
hold on i have to set up the board since you didnt give me a pgn

hmm rook on a8 pawn on a6...

33 days till persona 5

>>169835619
how can he look so hot??? he's more passable than any tranny ive ever seen

lol the filters

I bet flos hitter still looks like a dude

funny how everyone who gets addicted to xanax and other anti deps turns into either a tyranny or a mass shooter

i just took an L on these sneakers

literally had them in my cart but it wouldnt let me checkout! refresh the page = gone! sold out!

fucking bitches who use bots to get expensive shoes! fuck this fucking world

>>169835848
wish i could freeze myself and set to thaw in 32 days

really wish iu or seulgi would eat my b*tthole out!

>>169835934
hahahaha

ill sell you a pair for $800 bitch get off me

>>169835990
other way around idiot....

>>169836003
suck my fucking dick you fucking retard

>>169835934
sounds to me like you got saved from making a horrible purchase
those shoes look fucking disgusting

>>169836030
lol nope! no way i would ever put my face anywhere near a b*tthole or v*gina! i want them to eat my b*tthole!

>>169836063
lol fucking white people should be genocided

>>169835851
dylh...

>>169836268
id let her lick my butt

think i'd rather be a nu-male than someone who buys those limited edition basketball shoes

idk what to call those losers yet

lol fucking white people need be genocided

>>169836375
we already have a word for it: niggers

gonna go eat chicken with my dad

>>169836478
but what if the loser is white....
there has to be a better name for it

>>169836478
+1

>>169836535
isnt that a wigger then or whatever

>>169836491
is that code for licking each others b*ttholes? :x

>>169836375
black people

I want kebab pls

we remove kebab here

pay debts

how about nu-igger

wow turns out that pesticides actually are turning the frogs gay

alex jones wins again

globalists on suicide watch

nu-ggers

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>>169836831
>when trump defeats the illuminati in the final battle

>>169836831
goddamn fucking globalists THEIR TIME IS COMING SOON

i heard trump had a good speech last night....

alex jones and joe rogan are false flags put in place to feed your nigger cattle brains misinformation

cant belive don trump won lmao

your all cute girls itt

>>169837087
fuck off globalist scum we dont fall for your tricks here

>>169837146
yeah so many fucking retards in america
they literally made a reality tv star their president

>>169837146
feels secure like there isnt a nigger trying to actively ruin the country

remember when trump said he had a plan to defeat isis within the first 30 days of him being president?

its been over 30 days, whats going on????

really makes you think...

>>169837193
idk he's doing a pretty good job so far
maybe more reality stars should run

i wanna crack a cold one so bad rn

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senpai is live

just got back from eating chicken with my dad

>>169837939
kill yourself please

>>169837869
then do it?????????????????

>>169837321
it's almost like he would just say anything during the campaign that he thought would get him elected hmm...

>>169837979
maybe after the stream is finish

>>169837862
whoa who's that...

>>169838012
>doesnt like trump
>says this stupid thing you could say about any politician ever

that hillbilly girl is streaming but not with the hillbilly accent so who gives a crap

https://www.twitch
.tv/sugar_m2

>>169838218
imagine if a real hillbilly girl streamed...

>>169838278
ok really cute

>>169838282
we gotta find one....
either a real polite southern belle or a white trash hillbilly i dont care

na na na na na

odds beer
evens water
0 beer

>>169838609
lost :/

>>169838609
wait like a minute im gonna get mine as well

i actually like unoriginal pop songs with catchy refrains

nice i didnt roll evens today *cracks one*

>>169806830
why did they delete a webm of a starcraft 2 streamer?

>>169838714
so..... kpop?

>>169838774
no not into that gay shit

kaceytron............

>>169836884
>where are you getting this from?
>i-its what it is
what a fucking god

>>169838831
>no not into that gay shit

you will be

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alex jones is a literal god

phone

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here's one so non ants can admire his perfect physique

woke up from my nap *tawns*
that anon and his shoe fiasco looool
I feel bad for him, I went through a similar phase but thankfully didn't get into the meme shit of tech wear or... "RAF x ADIDAS SUPER UGLY MEME SHOE"
its fun to dress yourself up and play pretend a little bit that you're something other than what you are
but lets not let it all go to our heads and whip ourselves up into buying ugly meme shit
white mountaineering is japanese anyway so all their stuff has that pussy effeminate gook aspect to it
that alone should turn you off to their ugly street wear collab shoes
some ppl are just gay though *yaaaawns*

>>169838831
neither am i thats why i said kpop not gaypop

>>169839429
ok that does it ordering a year supply of super male vitality rn

>>169839602
dont forget the bone marrow vitality shake powder...

hi i'd like a year supply of super male vitality pills, two cans of bone marrow vitality shake powder (strawberry) and one infowars bumpersticker please

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1228$...

>>169839728
remember when we were all freaking out that it was gonna break 1k
good times...

why did i sell at 900...

>>169839793
i remember laughing at the dips and calling people bitshitters.......

dips

>>169839815
what did you buy at?
if you bought at the lows thats still a good chunk of cash

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whats the price on a pan-african dinar?

idk but ill take the ice soup

make that 2 please

odds go home in 30 mins
evens go home in hour

evens read
odds read

ah i'm on a diet i'll just take that orange soup in a glass

fuck

are there more calories in a glass than in a bowel

I'm pooping

>>169840196
like gazpacho?

*imagines the smell*
fnfnfnnffnfnfnfnfnfnfnfffffffffff

we only drink tang here
tang
its a kick in the mouth

we ended up watching the dragon dentist last night
it was pretty good

i believe its time to eat some pistachios

what time do you go to the dentist?

tooth urty

>>169839847
https://blockchain.info/address/17Lou2XUTTXtaFeyzCmKGuZAh9qzSv2BVx

:)

time to wipe hehe

>>169840826
>2015
idgi?

>>169840824
lol

not drinking tonight!!!!!!!!

how do you get a girlfriend
serious answers only

>>169841124
*slides you a beer*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1-xXX7iN94

>>169841137
library / barnes and noble
"ahh yes, interesting....." just keep saying that

actually its really hard to get a girlfriend and not worth it in the end
clearly most of us like spending most of our time alone
perhaps look into internet dating like me :)

now when you say internet dating
do u mean just online gfs that you never physically touch

>>169841139
*cracks it*
*pours it down the drain*

>>169841216
i closed the video in less than a second when i heard the obnoxious noisy intro

yes that's what i mean
you can do video calls and stuff but i don't like that i just stick to text chat

>>169841481
that sounds really nice im into it

>>169810116
you listen to all the garbage you want I already put a curse on you so you'll never pass 8s

i've made a decision. i'm not fucking reading any posts that begin with 'actually' anymore

I quit sc2 in 2013 to focus on university played dota 2 in my free time and now watching GSL and IEM reignited the passion in me to play sc2 again.

actually i mean sooooo.....?????orrrrr?????

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>>169840968
been holding them since

>>169841458
yea their intro used to be much better idk why they changed it

Just wanted to share if there's anyone else out there like me. I played a ton in WOL, stayed up late to watch GSL, all that. Kind of drifted off during HOTS and never really played in that era. Watched and played a little bit when LOTV released... and stopped again. Only watched the occasional mcanning stream, but didn't play the game.

Anyway, for no particular reason I picked the game back up this month and have been having a blast with it. If you're kind of on the fence, just watching streams, etc. - play the game again! It's as fun as ever.

Also I feel like I've been playing better than I ever have (even though I'm not that great at the game to begin with).

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>>169841829
I've been thinking about playing again after just watching iem. I'm in about the SAME situation lol. I used to watch the hell out of gsl and stopped playing early hots even bought lotv, but never really played. Thank you for making me sure of my decision to come back to my love of starcraft!

mhm mhm very interesting.....

haven't played since wol,

these posts remind me of the viral marketing garbo you see on reddit, g, and v
probably where this guy is copy pasting them from

>>169841929
Yeah dude come on back. Honestly only took me about 5-10 games to get in the swing of things, like riding a bike.

I actually think LOTV is more fun than WOL ever was, gameplay wise. I'll always have a soft spot for watching WOL tournaments, but LOTV is just way more action packed... feels like there's always some fun macro/micro, just overall feels more "responsive"

i smell so bad lol