/feg/ - Fire Emblem General

whales on suicide watch

Which characters do you really want that aren't 5* only?
I still don't have a Nino or Catria and it's pretty annoying.

rumors

I heard this rumor.
If you summon enough Snackis, the game will reward you with a 5* of her sister

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team /cute/ putting in work!
They're my highest stats, excluding Julia but need her for bonus.

I love Azura

>>169796606
Whales aren't people

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>tfw you broke your toes while dressing up for Kiran and are trying not to show how much pain you're in

>>169796536
What is Ryona?

>>169796783
Genderbent Ryoma

>Deirdre's mom cheated on her husband to make Deirdre
>Deirdre herself cheats
>Arvis cheats
>Lachesis apparently has Nanna with Finn and Delmud with Beowolf
>Beowolf has a son that isn't Delmud as well
Is this fire emblem or desperate housewives?

>>169796783
You don't wanna know.

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>>169796719
Snacki must have been eating a lot of snacks because I don't remember her tits being that big.

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>>169796783
Abuse fetish

>>169796783
Your typical gurofag torture stuff, except usually you don't kill the girl at the end. Sometimes.

>>169796881
Its 21st century emblem

>>169796783
Fun

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>>169796783
Everyone congratulate my flat and cute waive on becoming strong. She will greatly appreciate any kind words!

>>169796783
Abuse.
Generally being punched the stomach or beaten around the face.
Kinda like guro-lite

It's good shit.

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Where the guro FE art at

>>169796727
>Ugly retard incest baby
>Cute

>>169796910
>artist actually thought Sanakii was 16-years-old and drew her as such before finding out she was supposed to be younger, but they used it anyway

>>169797003
Fat Robin > Flat Robin

>>169797119
So it's older Sanaki.

>>169797003
A drawfag needs to draw a flat robin getting abused.

>>169797110
>autistic lobster screeching

>>169797119
It's RD Snacks. So she's closer to that age. Why they skipped PoR and chose RD Snacks in the first place is a mystery.

>>169796783
You've already got your answers but just google stuff like this from now on. It would be much faster.

>>169797235
I guess I could give it the ol' college try. Describe the abuse.

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This is a Nohrian whore

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>got ONE defense last season with Camilla/Chrom/Olivia/Robin
>rolled Hector and Ryoma recently
>in spite of Hector being garbage on defense decide to make a counter meme team for the hell of it
>wake up to 3 defenses

How does the tier system work in the arena?

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Make me a team to get that Defense win, lads.

What do I have to do to summon Klein?

>>169797235
Flat Robin being abused by Fat Robin.

>>169797286
RD Sanaki is still only 13, though I guess you could argue that she's growing up fast.

>>169797235
>"B-but you said I was beautiful and strong anon!"
>"FLAT" screams anon and he lays another blow to her lower stomach.

>>169797374
Ask Nintendo

>>169797003
wrestling/submission hold ryona is the best

>>169797385
Swap sharena with honkers

>>169797385
Fucking hacker

>>169797385
All healers team. Attackers will have no choice but to surrender, otherwise they'll be violating the Geneva Convention and might be banned by Nintendo.

>>169797462
Honkers? Camilla or Julia?

>>169797516
No u

>>169797462
the AI is really dumb with rally users, true. They tend to rally and get left behind, making it a 3v4.

Are flyers any better, though? They're super easy to bait thanks to that movement

>>169797582
Hinoka newfriend

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>>169797462
Yes, that sounds like a great idea. I do hope he puts big sis on the team. I would love to see her again.

>>169797302
Combine these two.

>>169797407
>>169797401
Make busty Robin in the background laughing and pulling her hair.

>>169797003
>strong
>sub 40 att
>sub 30 speed
I'm so sorry

who here is hacking because the game is boring and will be dead in few months? like I'm literally waiting for my ban so I don't have to log in anymore

>>169797625
>it has a weakness so its shit

>>169797673
Game is so dull that the drama is more fun

>>169797336
NO! Femui is pur-oh who am I kidding, she probably gets gangbanged by Nohrian soldiers after every battle.

>>169796783
The funniest fetish. Whenever I need a laugh I find some videos for it from tekken or something.

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This is your maid

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And now we play the waiting game.

>>169797385
That's literally my defense team except instead of Shareena I have Linde so I just nuke everything

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>>169797570

>>169797673
"I dont give a fuck h-honest!"
Ok nerd.

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Well okay.

>>169797806
Me on the right

>>169797783
I need a source on this. Now.

>>169797673
My main is complete legit with literally 200 orbs saved up for future banners. I've literally only rolled a full 5 once at the start with rerolling for a 5* camilla and 4* which feathered to 5* nowi. It struggles to break 4.3k much less 4.5k and I've only passed two grand battles due to camilla carry.

Compared to that suffering I've also now got a fully hacked team experiencing the "real arena metagame" and jesus christ its so much fucking funner and easier compared to my main. Sure I may get banned one day but it sure as hell beats free to play orb saving account that can't arena for shit

>>169797732
t. assblasted camillacuck

No Echoes Famitsu article today?

Tri-Weekly is a weird way to do it, if that's the case.

I heard you can hack in units on FEH. How exactly do you do that?

>>169798085
Learn to use archives latefag, people are sick and tired of explaining all over yet AGAIN.

>>169798059
Camilla is the third best green unit in the game.

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Rip Hector

>>169798085
By sending me your credit card information. I have to buy it from a dude then i email you the download link

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>>169797778
>Playing Revelations
Femui
>+Speed/-Defense
>One level in Dark Flier for Speed +2
>Knight Talent
>Path Bonus boots for movement.
>Statue to raise Spd caps.
Fast Dragon armor!

>>169798052
Yeah I also have about 200 orbs now and even though I have mostly top tier units I get fucked up by mage teams, but don't want to roll on anything yet.

>>169798059
>Conversation is about Hinoka
>Camillacuck
You just blow in from stupid town?

>>169798201
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

>>169798201
Why does hentai always have so much rape

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I want to cuddle with Lilina!

>>169798217
>revelations and abusing dlc on top of that
Fucking normies

>Rolled 5* Lilina
>Still can't bait out Hector
It's not fair

>>169797625
Who made FE1 sprites of newer characters? Is it just Fates stuff?

>>169798449
Who makes the most sense as her mother though?

>>169796910
I like this art, but her chibi sprite looks weird.

>>169798359
Most artists are frustrated virgins taking their aggression out on fictional female characters to get back at all the cute girls who refused to date them.

>>169798553
I'd like it more if she didn't have a fivehead.

>>169798521
Mark

>>169798359
consent is such a turn off, how do people get off on that shit?

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empress of cock

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>>169798504
Someone did a few some time ago of the Fates characters.

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>>169798475
If I'm going to be something as boring as a Knight, I'm going to make it as stupid as possible.

>>169798521
Me

>>169798521
In an FE7 remake, I'd use Florina or Farina. All Lords deserve pegaponies.

Except Eliwood. He gets Ninian, and Lyn would get Rath.

>no armored unit
Do they expect me to hack or what?

>>169798776
Literally just roll and pick up that free Draug/Gwendolyn

>>169798776
They expect you not to be a fag and do those things

>lend some girl I like in college my 3DS and Awakening
>notice she stops coming to class after
>ask my professor if he's heard from her
>she dropped his class
I'm such a fucking cuck. So much money down the drain. Just kill me.

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>>169798776
>he doesn't have a hector

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THE MAGIC IS WITHIIIIIIIN

>>169798776
I have a million fucking Draugs, so I guess I'm lucky in a way.
I wish I could stop getting so many dupes, I'm still missing a ton of characters.

>>169798775
>even considering pairing Hector with Florina
>pairing Lyn with Rath
I'd say something about Fiora but the poor girl can never really win. She's always someone's silver medal.

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>>169798928
ADORE ME

I got a -HP/+Spd Olwen, how good is she?

>>169798928
Her dorky sounding voice makes her hot

>>169799146
Shut up Gonzales

>save up 20 orbs
>get a full roll with four 3*s and one 4*, all of which I already have in better rarity

>do a potshot with 5 orbs
>get a unit I really want

This happen to anyone else? It's happened to me 4 or 5 times now.

>>169798824
Nice, hope this game bomb faster

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/02/28/grab-fire-emblem-heroes-march-2017-calendars-featuring-lyn-ike/

They didn't even try

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>>169799187
That's exactly how I got my stuff. I think I'm being memed by the game.

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This is a public service announcement:
Cute tsuns are not made for bullying. Cute tsuns need to be cared for and nurtured properly. If you see a crying tsun in your area, be sure to call 1-800-SEV-CUTE and hug her & stroke her hair until help arrives.
Remember, you can make a difference.

>>169799331
>hacking this blatantly
Kek

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>New banner revealed
>'Burning Up'
>Sigurd, Alvis, and Flora

>characters like Abel, Cain and Draug do not have a single line of dialogue in Fire Emblem 1

huh, never knew

>>169799294
IS has always been lazy

>>169799294
What were you expecting?

>>169799410
>New banner revealed
>DEADbeat dads
>Hector, Chrom, Sigurd and Sumeragi

>>169799331
>4 family pulls
Nice desu.

>>169799469
>>169799483
Those two characters were voted as the most popular characters of FE. They're supposed to be getting unique costumes for winning the poll. I expected the calendar to be those characters wearing the unique costumes

>>169799073
Why is her art so fucking terrible?

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>>169799338
I want to compare Severa to her mother all the time and say that i prefer her mother as a unit more than her when i know she's within earshot but i maker think i dont.

>>169799593
That's a little too much to ask for desu. Ike isn't even in the game proper let alone in his fancy costume.

>>169799647
But the calendar could have been a great preview for what to expect later on, when they are released

>>169798678
Oh I was hoping there would be others like Tellius.

>>169799593
I don't think they've even started designing the winner's new costumes yet

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I didn't even use any items on her. She got like almost flawless level ups every time. This is truly messed up.

>>169799694
Not really.

who are the 4 sluttiest FE characters for the cumslut banner?

>>169799725
Time to make everyone bow down motherfucker.

>>169799187
Never EVER buy all 5

>>169799694
>expecting anything from nintendo after the hacker fuck up

>>169799795
Camilla
Tittytiki
Olivia
Tharja

>>169799795
Male corrin
Male robin
Virion
Lon'qu

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>>169799073

>>169799593
>post yfw Lucina's is unique art of her new costume

>>169799840
>hacker ""fuck up""
>all hackers getting banned in waves after being lured into a false sense of security thinking that nintendo won't "do anything" just because they let them slip by for a day or two

Hehehehe......

>>169799857
TIKI IS PURE

>>169799857
Delete this post

>>169799918
>for a day or two
anon...

>>169799870
Delete this

Lon'qu is pure

>>169799876
Lucina probably will need unique art anyway, since Roy is likely using his title screen art, and Lucina's in-game art won't match

>>169797673
>Tfw can't even be bothered to get the daily orbs and arena anymore

I shouldn't have bought into the hype, in the end it was still a shitty mobile game with no substance.

When are we going to get a banner/chapter of Serra and everyone she supports with?

>>169800035
What exactly were you expecting from gacha?

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>>169799989
He won't be once Kiran and this game is done with him.

>>169800035
People have been calling it kuso mobage since before it even came out.

>>169800015
Sounds like a convenient excuse.

>>169800103
Other games have been introducing content a lot quicker.
Nintendo is so lazy that they dont even wanna released already made shit.

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>>169799616
Because IS knew that, no matter what artist they hired, she'd still be beautiful.

>>169799410
>>169799495
>new banner revealed
>the redd.it special
>Owain, Odin, Arthur, Ophelia and Lex

>>169799989
Lon'qu is going to be spreading his butt wide open for everyone in a few days once we can extract his Vantage 3.

>>169796573
Should I roll now or wait for the 3 march since it's Azura's birthday?

>>169800281
I will suck your dick if you tell me where you get all these images from.

>>169797286
>RD Snacks in the first place is a mystery

Because that's the one that knows she has a sister.

>>169800286
we have an eta on inheritance yet?

>>169800060
>Ostian defense
>Hector, Serra, Matthew, Oswin

>Ostian defense 2
>Gwendolyn, Bors, Barthe, Astolfo

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>>169800267
>Lex
Why is considered meme material?

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17 cheaters, keep it up!

>>169800502
You just suck my man

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This little slut needs to stop appearing in my pulls.

>>169800429
>he doesn't recognize the filenames or see the "give source" button

You don't deserve shit.

How does cloning really work? Copy an enemy character to become yours? Does this mean you can potentially get all the characters you want without rolling?

>>169800203
>Other games have been introducing content a lot quicker.
What fucking games have you been playing

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>>169800429
Just look it up on pixiv yourself

>>169800574
Drink bleach. I aint seeing any give source button at all. Throw a fellow Anon a bone so he can jack it.

>>169800559
~~Clarine and Klein, sitting in a tree~~

>>169800612
As someone who played F/GO I can't believe people are bitching about this game. Good lord.

>>169800464
The 14th, so the day of the next banner

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>>169800286
>>169800464
Inheritance is just going to be child units, and you have to sacrifice a unit of the same weapon type to pass skills on: A sword child can only inherit skills from another sword user

>>169800612
I dont even remember being bored of Terra Battle this quickly for fucks sake.

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>>169800683
Literal retard or scum mobile poster that needs to be banned

>>169800502
Didn't you fuck off to fgo?

>>169800612
I've never had spare AP to be used on anything when playing granblue.

>>169800286
>extracting skills will likely cost a shitload of badges, shards or feathers
Just another way whales and hackers will be able to BTFO my meticulously crafted team. Guess I'll quit once that hits.

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>>169800761
no? type moon gets none of my shekels

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>>169800559
Cute! CUTE!

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>>169800685
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

>>169800809
Granblue has been out for fucking years anon, it had no content at the start too.
Whilst it wasn't as content dry as fgo's disastrous beginning, it had nearly no content on release too

>>169800868
How do you fuck on a tree?

>>169800751
>>169800674
>>169800574
Should've known better than to expect courtesy in a general filled with edgy peasants.

>>169800904
Passionately

>>169800904
Very carefully, anon.

I'm not sure whether I should use Nino. I'm already running a Green as Hector. I feel that she'd compliment my Eirika, though.
Thoughts?

>>169800932
>too stupid to understand people giving him the source
>waah waah I'm a genius patrician and everyones peasants, its their fault I was born retarded waah waah
Kek

>>169800035
It's bad even for a mobage, which is saying something.

>>169800735
you high as fuck TB was straight into exp card grinding on auto since day 1. the only difference was the standard one hour hot time events.

>>169800674
>Good 'ol Tits Mcgee
It's been a while since I've seen his art.

>>169801004
2 greens is awful.
You already have Hector so just run 1 of each or red, 2blue and green

>>169801023
There is no button for Pixiv on my screen and I'm not on a mobile you /reddit/ troglodyte.

>>169800559
I don't even touch the white orbs since I have a Takumi. Kinda want Kagero, but not enough to gamble on that mess of units.

*fucks your waifu*
What're you gonna do punk?

>>169800932
I've already told you it's from pixiv, it's not my fault you're too retarded to know how to recognize the pixiv file names and look it up yourself.

>>169801104
>and I'm not on a mobile
Then I pity you all the more for not being able to track the source of an image

Memedons

http://www.strawpoll.me/12440193
http://www.strawpoll.me/12440215

Pegasus knights

http://www.strawpoll.me/12440282
http://www.strawpoll.me/12440297

Wyverns

http://www.strawpoll.me/12440374
http://www.strawpoll.me/12440386

Thiefs

http://www.strawpoll.me/12440684

Ok im gonna write a fic about 2 FE girls getting knocked unconscious and played with

7 decides first girl

4 decides second girl

>>169801104
>too retarded to understand how to use the give source button
>too retarded to know how to use pixiv
Holy shit, there really exists people THIS retarded yet still hold s superiority complex.
How does that even happen?

>>169801148
Wonder how you managed to ejaculate within a fictional 2D drawing

>>169800586
Since nobody is responding, I searched and found out this is true. Time to clone tacomeme, azura and hector

>>169801261
Azura

>>169801261
lucina

>>169801148
fuck you back

>>169801261
Worst girl in your opinion personality wise

>>169801261
lucina, catria or lyn

>>169801261
Clarine

>>169801318
Got one with that insufferable bitch Severa?

>>169801261
Femui

Why is the FE fanbase full of gay people

Stop being attracted to male characters this is a waifu game

>>169801261
lyn or lucina

>>169801394
this is severa or pei sadly

>>169801261
Nino

>>169801261
Rerolling for Clarine.

>>169801261
Forest

>>169801261
Severa

>>169801261
Meg

>>169801228
What about Mercs/Heroes? The best class in the series?

>>169801503
It's not. It's just that fags are extremely vocal special snowflakes and constantly need attention and validation.

>>169796642
Nino and a good IV Kagero

>>169801557
>>169801394
>Severa and Selena

JUST

>>169796727
>>169801487
Look at the rightmost slot. Now tell me who she is.

>>169801503
>he doesn't know about the fe's target market where 20-30 year old women make up a large part of it
>he thinks its gayfags and not otomefags and fujofags
Did shit like ike+soren fujobait and tons of otomebait like tacomeme fly over your head or something?

>>169801661
Sophia

>>169801524
>>169801557
Soooo Nino and Severa eh? i can work with that

>>169801503
FE is for grills :3

>>169801261
>severa and selena
Lmao, lets see those writing skills boys

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>>169801745
>>169801524

>>169801707
>le cropped image man xD xD
It's bad enough you shit up the thread for no reason but then you make stupid braindead fags ask you for the sauce. Get a fucking life.

Sauce for dumb saucefags:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61455118

>Look ma I'm gonna keep posting porn LOL

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>>169801503
There's nothing wrong with liking cute guys. I'm not autistic enough to stop you from liking cute girls too.

>>169801503
kys fag

>>169801745
Severa making Nino feel useless

>>169801745
See>>169801394

>>169801772
>lets see those writing skills boys

Nobody here writes anymore thank god. People make those posts for (You)'s.

>>169801887
There's no girl named "Worst girl in your opinion personality wise."

>>169801682
Don't forget the fact that not a single girl with huge tits is in SS tier and possesses at least one significant drawback.

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>>169801803
>Porn

Bruh.

This is the kind of shit you share with your best mate next to you which then replies with ''Nice'' or ''It's shit kys''. Porn is when Severa takes dicks in all 3 of her orifices and then asks for more. Not this weak shit. I bet you put applesauce on your french fries.

>>169801909
Tfw we will never have famfic shitposters bad enough that someone will create a whole fake identity just to dox them

>>169801981
Buddy I put hot sauce and grated mozzarella cheese on my french fries. What do you put on yours? Ketchup? You Azura posting vanilla bitch. I gave up on being a basic mother fucker like you years ago. When I was given the option of dressing with my fries you know what I did? I dropped the ketchup bottle, went into the fridge and grabbed a chunk of Mozerlla and grated it myself then I topped it off with a tinge of hot sauce. What do you do little boy? Bust out the heinz like the little Azura cuck you are with your normal ass french fries. Fuck you, don't judge me.

I use almond milk for my chocolate milk, I make me eggs with fried ham instead of bacon. who the fuck are you to judge me? Eat a dick you fucking piece of shit.

gonna write some actual fics, idk about the other guy
subject matter: sleeping gas, unconscious fondling, chloroform

evens chooses between lucina, lyn, catria, femui and azura
odds chooses the lucky guy who scores them

>>169802194
Gheb

>>169802194
(You)
Now fuck off

>>169802194
Catria
Gheb

>>169802194
Femui
Gonzalez

>>169802194
>guy
Me. My name is Anthony by the way. 5'8, short black hair, no facial hair. fair skin, blue eyes. I want to fuck those FE girls.

>>169802163
>Almond milk

I can live with mozarella cheese since that shit is 10/10. Fuck you can cover your entire pizza with pineapple for all I care aslong you put a greater amount of cheese over it.

But almond milk? ALMOND MILK? I call you a degenerate and a waste of human resources and urge you to consume a liquid substance that's both toxic and highly lethal.

And for the record. I eat french fries without sauce. If I order a godam portion of french fries THEN BY THE DICK OF JESUS CHRIST I want to TASTE french fries and not the asinine trash they squirt all over my already qquestionable prepared food.

>>169802163
Is this some kind of pasta

>>169802194
How do you know my fetishes?

>>169802342
Why couldn't you have done a better job of killing Corrin?

>>169802194
Lyn
Bartre

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>>169802163
>almond milk
Why do so many people drink this? It's terrible.

>>169802353
What's so bad about almond milk?

>>169802374
No it's a starchy vegetable.

>>169802194
Catria
Bastian

>>169802431
I drink it because I'm Lactose intolerant

>>169802194
Femui
Gheb

>>169802247
Gheb it is

>>169802286
Corrin is the lucky lady
probably will include lyn too anyway

>>169802194
Lyn
Mark

>>169802353
Buddy if you can't realize the amazing health benefits of almond milk then you need to get out of my face. For a second I thought you were cool shit since you're also a man of taste who likes Mozzarella but get out of my face with that plain fry shit.

I'm like an alchemist in the kitchen, I take questionable food and make magic, I am god, you're just another false messiah.

>>169802431
That's why I use it for chocolate milk as opposed to drinking it normal.

>>169802506
How's it feel being a nigger subhuman?

>>169802506
I'm sorry, anon. My roommate is in the same situation, and he keeps telling himself that it doesn't taste THAT bad.

>>169802557
>I use it for chocolate milk
What does that mean? Do you buy chocolate almond milk or do you buy normal almond milk and put that chocolate syrup shit in it?

>>169802407
because they're mine too, anon

>>169801228
Msde my own shitty poll
Sorry for not organizing it better
http://www.strawpoll.me/12442695

>>169802557
I am not an evolutionary failure and therefor I can consume milk straight from a cow like a normal human being can. I bet you are either a nigger or a gook


I am also lactose intolerant but I cannot stand the taste of it for some reason


I bid thee farewell, sir.

>>169798824
Are you just saying that because they have a high summon rate, or are you referring to some trick I don't know about?

>>169802684
It's good if you get the sweetened vanilla stuff. Don't get regular though.

Why are you guys talking about milk

>>169801613
What is a good IV Kagero like? Idk if I should level up mine :c

>>169802934
+Atk/-Def

Anything other than +Atk misses lots of one hit kills at level 40.

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Felicia is the cutest! I love spending time with my pretty wife! I`ll never let anything hurt her or make her sad! Every second spent with her is perfect! I want to stroke her soft hair and give her little kisses on her cheek! We`ll have each other forever and always! I love Felicia!

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>>169802754
>I am not an evolutionary failure
>I am also lactose intolerant
Contradicting yourself there, pal.

>>169802920
Hopes and dreams.

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Lyn's thighs are the sexiest! I love spending time with my pretty wife's legs! I`ll never let anything hurt her or make her sad! Every second spent with her is perfect! I want to stroke her soft leg hair and give her little kisses on her hips! We`ll have each other forever and always! I love Lyn's thighs!

>>169803040
She's mine bro

>>169803052
You must be an evolutionary failure yourself if you didn't get the joke.

>>169803128
Calm down Hector

>>169803128
>No ass
Hector is low test

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hey senpai
I just started fe4 and so far I'm having a blast. it's like battlecruiser mode, everything is huge and weird and cool.

Couple quick questions though—is anything without a horse fucked? Like this Mage one-shots anyone but it doesn't matter because he takes forever to move and can't capture towns after attacking

and are there any other general tips I should know? I know most mechanics like pairing up and separate gold/pawn shop but not about which pairs are optimal or what items not to miss/to pass on etc

thanks in advance

I wish they would bring Baron's back into the series. They were badass

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>>169803128
Wendy's thighs are better
They're much more toned and firm from carrying her around in that heavy armor all day, yet not overly muscular because she's not deadlifting all day.
Plus her hips are wider than Lyn's so her legs are naturally already thicker.

>>169803128
Wait, where does her ass begin? her legs seem like they go straight into her waist.

>>169803254
Visit serenes´guide for reasoning behind pairings, and yes, anything without a horse isnt optimal, but not bad necessarily, in the case of Azel he gets a horse on promotion, so use him

>>169803368
she has no ass

after years of taunting lucinafags, lynfags' bill comes due

>>169802684
Half the time I just end up drinking Milk anyway and living with the consequences.

>>169803254
The mage gets a horse if you can get him to level 20 and promote him.

>>169803456
No I mean her legs literally seem to be bending out in a weird way to make it look like she has no pelvic area.

>>169803497
>copy and pasting one post every thread
Nobody cares you attention whoring faggot.

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What team to make to get some defense wins in arena?

Marth: +ATK, -RES
Effie: +SPD, -DEF
Camilla: +RES, -HP
Raven: +ATK, -RES
Jeorge: +HP, -DEF
Jakob: +HP, -ATK

>>169803254
holy shit lmao we haven't had a wordfilter in so long I love this

>>169803485
Is that worth doing though? He seems like he could be good

>>169803426
Gotcha, will do

>>169803353
Well no shit her hips look wider, she has a toothpick for a waist.

>>169803703
To be honest, I think most ''wins'' come from tryhards giving up after they lose a unit very early in the streak.Regardless:

Effie
Jakob
Jeorge

Either choose Marth if you want dragons to fuck off or Olivia if you are a cheeky cunt.

What are the best FE itabags and shrines?

>>169803254
Ayra with anyone with a sword or Lex
Aideen with Midayle or Jamka
Lachesis can work with literally anyone
Sylvia with Claude, or give Levyn some good staves (or kill her off)
Ferry with Levyn, or Claude, but Levyn is the best choice
Tiltyu with Azel, Claude, or Levyn
Briggid with anyone, but preferably Holyn or Dew

>>169803773
baka desu senpai

>>169803703
You should be using Olivia. The AI is super easy to exploit but Olivia can actually make it difficult and usually results in at least one kill (at which point most streakers will just reset)

>>169803773
>Is that worth doing though?
Yeah, he's alright. Noish, Midir, and Alec kinda blow anyway so its not like you're automatically good if you're on a horse. Just take it slow sometimes so your infantry can get some action.

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>>169803789
Her waist is fine, she's just tall and svelte. Manlets and womanlets are what usually look stocky for a reason.

>>169804068
>her waist is fine

>>169803938
I just got fucking wrecked by an Olivia/Kagero combo.

>>169803254
>is anything without a horse fucked?
Kind of but not really. There will be plenty of instances where you will need to split your army and the foot soldiers will go a different way r stay behind
>any other general tips I should know?
Make sure to try an clear the arena with every character at some point in every chapter. It's easy exp and great for making sure no one is underleveled. Just look for a nice free time during a chapter like right before capturing a castle when there's no enemies hounding your ass. That's the perfect time for the arena

>>169803938
Olivia and Azura definitely make things a lot harder to predict, especially if there's several targets she might choose to refresh instead of just one.

>>169804068
>her waist is fine
I could wrap my hands around it.

>>169804068
>high heel boots
>spats
>thick thighs
I like this.

>>169803254
AideenxMidir or Jamka
AiraxNoishe
LachesisxBeowulf
FuryxClaude or Levin
TiltyuxLevin or Azel
BriggidxDew or Holyn

Sylvia with nobody

>>169803703
>Olivia at level 40
Level up one of the 2* or 1* ones, and make sure she'll have enough SP to get Dance and Hone Atk once she promotes. Then promote her, get those skills, but don't level her any more.
Then you have a chance of fucking up unlucky bastards who face your level 40 team by having a level 1 Olivia lowering the stat totals. Make sure she'll always start next to a 2 range attacker for added fun.

>>169803790
>To be honest, I think most ''wins'' come from tryhards giving up after they lose a unit very early in the streak
As a tryhard, this is true.

>>169804068
I fucking hate this art. The proportions and armor make no sense

Is there a list of the hard and lunatic quests for this month? I can't play at work, but I want to know what I'm in for.

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Bases Nintendo

>>169804068
she looks like she stepped out of final fantasy tactics

>>169804115
>>169804249
>>169804338
Girls can have waists that look proportionally thin. They get tall and stay "svelte" and the end result is looking really thin without reference.

>>169804338
>armor make no sense
That's most of Fire Emblem. What's wrong with it in particular?

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Would you dump a thick load of cum in Sanaki's mouth?

>>169804261
>AiraxNoishe

Meme/10

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You guys are leveling your vantage sluts to at least Vantage 2, right?

>>169803254
Always go BriggidxDew so Faval will get Bargain.

>>169803254
Azel gets a horse when he promotes.

Search for the special convos in serenes. They give items.

>>169804563
>What's wrong with it in particular
I hate how thick the greaves are. Armor in Fire Emblem has been decent up until Awakening when it started getting weird

>>169804563
Not him, but she wouldn't even be able to take a step forward without slipping out of her fucking boots.

>>169803790
True. Most of the time you need to quit a match when you loose a character if you want to reach 4.5k. Given that certains maps are really bad (the bridges), this happen often I guess

>>169804391
Based*

>>169804625
Why stop at 2?

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>>169804625
>just realized I have two Gordons and two Lon'qus
Sadly, the former is too cute to melt down.

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Now we know how she got her THICC legs

>>169804261
>AiraxNoishe
These bastards don't understand the power of tanky swordfighters that promote fucking immediately. Lex is where it's at.

>>169804783
Only Lon'qu can get Vantage 3 without 5*. Hinata can get Fury 3 at 4* unlike others as well

>ranked at a score just slightly over 3000
Okay, everyone stop playing for the rest of the week

>>169804910
>I already grinded all my Hinatas
Shit

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Place bets

>>169804161
>>169804245
Exactly. Especially Azura because everyone has a Lord for her to kill so she's still relevant on her own in combat

>>169804910
But if you're going to be passing skills around, wouldn't it be best to just get the best version of the skill to pass on before the original unit is consumed? You'll never have to worry about getting an improved version of the skill again after doing that. You might need the improved version later on

>>169805047
2 Odin's, Sophia, Minerva's sister and Arthur.

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>>169804750
>>169804772
>The greaves
They look like they're decorated on the sides to look wider than they are. Otherwise they don't match her legs and you'd be able to see the back of them wrap around.
That said yeah, they're pretty thick, but makes sense since they're the only part of her she can't really reach with her fuckhuge shield.

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>>169805115
>>169805047

Got this, the 5 star is worth ?

>>169805098
I've always found Olivias with their Hone Atk more scary desu. I use an Azura in my defense team though.

>>169805265
Oh shit it's commander shoulderpads

I hope Azura can get Hone Attack from Olivia. But they don't share the same color so idk

>>169798359
Japan doesn't have enough eligible women.

>>169805113
Is 20k feathers worth it? I will certainly never be 5*ing a shitter like Gordin for Vantage 3 and will make do with Vantage 2 until I get more Lon'qu to steal it from.

>it's impossible for a girl to have a thin waist and thicc thighs
(lol

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>>169804908
>>169804596
Elite is good but it's not that big of a setback so Noish is fine. That way if you're doing Levin/Fury Lex can go to Tiltyu or whatever her name is now.

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>>169805265

>>169804910
>____blade mages with fury 3

Why is the meme that anyone who hates Myrmidons loves Mercenaries? I hate Myrmidons for enabling bad players to win by being lucky and not letting good players who do use them win if they're unlucky, but don't particularly care one way or the other for Mercenaries.

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Got back from my 3-day ban for posting IshtarxJulius porn.

Just wanted to say I rolled for my niggas Reinhardt and Eldigan but got fucking Olwen and Sanaki instead.

>>169798359
Because Japan honestly can't fathom the idea of a relationship and dating anymore.
Last time I checked, they had a 70% single rate for both sexes last time they had a survey.

>>169804932
I'm still doing Arena but only to get the March quests out of the way.

>>169805098
I run Olivia with Tacomeme/Lobster/Hector the erector. She's very dangerous with 3 targets that all can counterattack at all ranges. Once I get some spare feathers, she's getting a buff to 4* so that I can get Hone Attack 3.

>>169805265
She's cute but there are no skill manuals that can save her this time.

>>169805461
>+HP/-Def
Into the trash it goes.

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Can anybody here give me some tips on how to win a war without killing anyone?

/adv/ told me to go fuck myself

>>169805341
How do you decide which team is your defense team? Is it just the first slot because I'm fucked if so, I put Odin in it so he'd show up in castles because he's my favorite

>>169805496
Myrmidons are better units than mercenaries in pretty much every game except 7.

>>169805595
It is the first slot, unfortunately.

>>169805595
Yep.

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>>169805265
>>169805461
I want that five star slutfu

>>169805528
Use a dull blade, and knock out everyone you can.
Then drop that rule when you get to Valla and go on a slaughter spree

>>169805528
Tell both sides to fuck off. From there plot armor will carry you

>>169805629
>>169805626
that explains why my defense score is actual zero and has been forever, poor bitch ain't even level 20

>>169805528
Have some important member of your family set up a magical barrier preventing invasion, that should work.

>>169805608
The point I was making was not "Mercenaries are better than Myrmidons in terms of the efficiency paradigm" (which I actually don't give two shits about), it was "Ones opinion on Myrmidons has no relation to their opinion on Mercenaries".