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something something waifu
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Is one extremely toxic game enough to get an account permad? I've had my account for like two seasons and have never gotten any reform cards before but after my last game I was the most toxic I've ever seen someone be in this game (telling my adc to suck my nigger cock and that I hope they get AIDS, etc, etc). The person in question stopped flaming me after my rant and said he was just gonna send screenshots to riot. I have like $100 worth of skins and around a thousand hours played so I'd really rather not lose this account.
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>>169764961
I've seen a friend get permabanned. He called people faggots and said some insults that reflects his sense of humor, which probably isn't shared by the progressive and transgender staff at Riot Games.

He spent around 100 dollars on his acct as well.

I think only like .6% of the playerbase gets permabanned for toxicity of something.

I have a bad habit of leaving games. Today I left a game because my adc was flaming me for dying twice and "not auto attacking" (?). He said he was going to report me for that. I then told him to suck me off and called him an asshole and logged out. nbd, I probably won't get banned but I'll definitely get a leaverbuster which is fine, I'll do other things while I wait for 20 minutes.

Using the word nigger will definitely put you on their radar though. You might even get a soft ban (if those exist, I've never been banned). They wouldn't trash your account for one game, my friend was repeatedly hella toxic over the course of several months.

Best case scenario, they'll send you a "stop that behavior at once you faggot" notice and you'll probably be fine.
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why do all of my teammates who go 0/10 say I'm doing bad even when I'm 20/8

is it really just because I play yasuo that people are too salty to admit they're bad, or is this common amongst all games
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>>169764961
they ban you for 2 weeks like 3 times before permaban
Source: i've been permabanned
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Is EUW down? It just booted me from the client and now I'm getting unexpected errors when I try to log in.
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xxx
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xth for manly supports who tank hits for their team and not those sissy healing fags.
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>>169764594
>no links in OP
One job.

What's a normal KDA?
I know im garbage but I'm trying to find out how bad.
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>>169765940
Maybe they're salty, but I genuinely had a Zed throw our game because he was frag hunting.

He overextended time and again forcing us to react and eventually we were ground away through lack of CS and better rotations.

Zed ended the game like 10/4 or something while the rest of us had shit KDs.

Honestly KD is as bad as the dmg dealt chart, there's only one real metric in the game and that's number of Nexus' blown up.
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>>169769039
What champions
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What do I have to do to get a bot lane that is not shit? I have to adc other wise ever game is like this.
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how do i play lee sin good
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>>169769315

I will quit support - I see people quiting adc and only shitters or noob remaining - no point to suffer.

Back to mid.
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>those matches where you're doing everything right but the opponent escapes with a sliver of hp every fucking time
it's almost like the game is conspiring against you, it feels so fucked up
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why does ahri never get a nerf or is even in the conversation about getting nerfed?
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>six fucking games in a row as a jungler where all 3 of my lanes lose and at least two of them lose badly

Not even exaggerating. Not a single lane even went even. I've had losing streaks before but holy shit I can't remember the last time it was this bad. Finally taking a break.
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>>169771003
Same what the god damn hell is going on???
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>>169770994
to sell skins to virgins who fap to her
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>>169770994
high™ skill™ ceiling™
high™ risk™ high™ reward™ assassin™ with plenty of counterplay™™™™ and windows™ of™ opportunity™
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>>169773525
noone called Ahri high risk high reward ever
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>when they think it's your first time playing wukong jungle
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wait what happened with old thread
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If they have you 24 hours alone with Sona and the guarantee that nothing that happened in that time frame would have any consequences, what would you do?
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>>169770994
She perfectly balanced right now.
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>>169770994
Does she need nerfs? I never see an ahri in games. Also, to me it feels like she deals underwhelming damage unless she's fed
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>>169774757
Piss easy laning phase where she has very few counters. Mid-game is a nightmare unless she dominated lane. Late-game is just running away from fights and hoping you get a charm on something important.

Just play Leblanc.
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>>169773932
nothing because unlike the majority of this board i'm not a sociopath
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>>169776010
You'd probably do something.
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>>169776165
Not anon but I would play vida with her.
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>enemy mid walks up to our turret before minions spawn to spam emotes/mastery
>our support is Nautilus
Some people are just too dumb to live.
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Look at Lyte's shirt guys

Do you think he's reminiscing about banning us toxic bros? About when MsPudding strummed his microchode for RP? About when his fiancee almost killed herself?

Maybe he's coming back to save NA because the playerbase has dropped radically in his absence???

WE LOVE YOU LYTE COME BACK!
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>>169778403
>fired a year ago
>wears that shirt in his leisure time with his camwhore gf

what an aspie
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>Almost falling off

Dead game dead thread
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>>169780181
thank god
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>lee sin jungle
>goes into the enemy jungle two times just to get killed
>announces that he's trolling
>uses "bonobo" as an insult

It really is like poetry
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Please wish me luck anons
; u ;
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>>169781356
i believe in you friend
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Holy shit this thread is dead
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>>169781729
there's another one up
>>169764570
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>warwick
>incredibly tanky
>do zero damage

>tons of damage
>kited and killed in three seconds if you miss ult

can we bring back 6 on-hits on his ult please riot
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Was on a long lossing streak.

Reinstalled windows - on a winning streak again.

i think viruses, junk software and so on just fucked up the game somehow... as I always felt like abilities sometimes did not launch on press or i randomly spin around when clicking to move ahead, or randomly returning.
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>>169782541
Which is why you goldilocks that shit and build titanic/ibg and do respectable damage while still being pretty tanky.
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>>169784775
>vayne on my team is duo with our jungler
>our jungler goes noc and says "going tank btw so we have frontline :P"
>both have cringey weeb names
K
I
L
L
M
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>>169785130
woops didnt mean to quote
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>>169782541
>he doesn't know that tanky DPS assassin is back
Also
>ADC in 2017 LUL
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>>169785828
what runes do you bring along with WW?

i usually default to scaling armor/mr and movespeed quints
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>>169785130
>get free tank on your team
>complain

haha epic funny moment blog haha :) subscribed
muh bad teammates right hahahaha
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>>169786085
>>169785828
>scaling armor
>jungler
N-NANI?
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>>169786167
>warwick
>needing early armor when he's infinite sustained in jg
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>>169786086
>free tank
>when they could be playing lethality noc
are you bronze?
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>>169786291
>flies in
>dies
>"team???"

>>169786217
his sustain isn't even that good anymore unless you have blue, sure you won't die, but you'll be low health causing you to be unable to gank faglords
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Reminder that if u don't have a 1% crit rune in your AD runes you're a fucking pussy
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>>169786529
reminder that if you don't have a 1% crit rune on all your pages you're a fucking pussy
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>>169786607
>he has any other rune pages apart from AD
fucking faggot
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>>169786662
>>169786607
>they dont have full HP/level yellows, quints, and blues with armor reds for the tank carry fakeout
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>>169786662
>he has a rune page
are you a wimp?
https://youtu.be/r-fIOrUTIOQ?t=95
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>thread dies
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wish me luck im almost silver 5 :3
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>>169788478
you seem like a good fuckboi
wanna duo?
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>>169788638
n-no
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>>169788814
ur never gonna get to silver now

good luck anon
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When you watch lcs streams, aren't you scared that there would be a moment of awkward silence when the casters don't have anything to talk about?
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>>169788871
they always find something to talk about even if it's terrible puns or recent game events or stats.
literally never have nothing to talk about.

not everyone has social anxiety like you
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>tank top and hecarim jg dont buy tabis vs a 4 AD team
>malphite rushes armour and berserker greaves vs a rumble in lane
haha xd promos not rigged
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>lcs
>40 minutes of farming
>even casters are bored

FUN
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>put as support
>get my team an 8 kill advantage in lane
>winning like fuck
>every teamfight adc is dodging spells nowhere near him, not attacking enemies he could easily kill in 3 hits with his huge lead
>tryndamere always forgetting to ult and dying before even doing anything
>gp giving tips while going 0/1/0 for the first 25 minutes
>jungler lee doing typical lol xD I buy full dps items me carry
>On top of being useless support I have to listen to my team rage at eachother and complain which only makes them want to not help eachother even more

This game is fucking terrible

It's so shit I mean really, how do you people put up with this? I'm pretty sure my friend who plays has become a druggie to deal with the game
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>>169789093
>tfw teaching my nooby friend to recognize what boots to buy each game
feels good man
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>>169789349
>I have to listen to my team rage at eachother and complain which only makes them want to not help eachother even more
Play on the japanese server. It is usually very very quite there. Almost no one talking. Specially mean thinngs.
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>>169789554
dont you need a jap ssn to register?
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>>169769269
>Zyra, Velkoz, Soraka, lux, sion, syndra, yorick
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>>169790090
>not making a braum tier to commemorate the ultimate bro
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>>169788843
s-sorry
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>>169790315
shut the fuck up already if you're not going to add anything meaningful to the conversation
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>>169790345
s-sorry anon ;_;
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>>169790408
go
and stay go until you learn proper social skills
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>>169790090
>sion
>not the ultimate bro

imagine for five seconds if sion saw you as a friend and an ally even when he was completely berserk

thats the kind of bro i want
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I wanna cuddle and protect Lulu!
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>>169790468
c-can you help me, p-please?
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what's that one legacy skin you were around for but didn't get

for me it's draven draven fuck I hope I get it from box or they put it up again this april fools
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Who is the girliest champion, personality wise or playstyle wise?
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>>169790090
>Jayce not shit tier
>Viktor not bro tier

Read the fuckin' lore kiddo
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>>169790814
Ezreal
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>>169770421
Well that sorta worked thanks anon. Going to bed, lets hope this works tomorrow as well.
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>>169790814
Ahri
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>>169791238
why?
sona is way more girler.
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>>169790976
As much as I like Viktor I don't think he really qualifies as a bro.
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>>169791482
its a tie
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>enemy team has both Jhin AND Varus

Fuck this.
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>create new account
>verify email for 4 win IP boost
>I need to play bot games until lvl 3
>I'm going to waste my IP boosts for bot games that will last 15 minutes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rate my gold tier meme:
fervor yorick with triforce and ravenous
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>>169791891
>Triforce Yorick
WRONG.

You want Black Cleaver Yorick because the vast majority of your damage comes from ghouls, who also proc it.
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>>169792113
ok
fervor yorick with cleaver and ravenous
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Zyra support
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should i buy runes now or wait until im at least level twenty?
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>>169792161
Surprisingly doable since ghouls scale with AD and fervor was changed to raw AD
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>>169792234
buy tier 2 when you reach 20, theyre piss cheap, then save up for tier 3 runes
have fun grinding like in a korean mmo anon!
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>>169790090
>lux
>not annoying tier
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>>169790651
am i being trolled?
is this fucking bait?
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>>169792239
im a little worried about stacking slow because of no triforce attackspeed but ill do it, thanks senpai
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>>169792163
simply epic why is zyra so perfect bros?
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>>169792113
>killing champion slightly faster

versus

>utterly rape turrets and inhibitors
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>>169790090
blitz is pretty much braum if braum was a robot
rammus should be in okay tier, no meme intended
tf annoying? should be in jerk tier
jayce should also be in jerk tier
nami should be friendly tier

thats all i would change
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good and easy toplaners?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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never rush roa on swain
don't even build it
just rush zhonyas then sorc boots and then get hextech glp
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>>169792585
Urgot
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>>169792606
>33 minute game
>Neither the enemy varus or your Zyra have finished boots

Bronze looks hella fun
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>>169792606
Oh wow your name is so original, funny and quirky! AND YOU TRIP ON 4CHAN!?!?! WOW YOU'RE SUCH A ROLE MODEL I SHOULD ADD YOU TO COACH ME!
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Guys I made this duplicate thread last night, thought I baleeted it, apparently not.

This is the thread:

>>169764570
>>169764570
>>169764570
>>169764570
>>169764570
>>169764570
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>>169790090
>You'll never walk the forest paths with Ivern

WHY
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promos are rigged
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>>169790090
>ziggs
>ziggs lore paints him as an isolated autist that can't get along with anyone
>played by isolated autists that can't get along with anyone
>kit full of teamwork....not

If you are going by lore, he belongs in asshat, if going by abilities and playstyle, he belongs in asshat too.

Good list though.
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can you still use custom maps
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>>169792819
>no /lolg/ in title
into the trash it goes
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do flex games affect my solo mmr?
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>>169793506
No dammit...THIS THREAD HERE is the one I made, I don't give a fuck I just want us all on the same thread, the other one is bigger so I'm saying GO THERE.

Fuck me I'm tired.
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and from 98 LP g4 down to gold 5

can you please stop this riot thanks
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>>169791482
sona is my main sup

i'm a guy
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yare yare daze
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>>169792747
Basically everyone on my team was feeding except me, until I started fucking everything up. This game was actually super nerve-wracking because I was basically the ONLY thing on my team standing between us and defeat.
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>>169793819
git gud
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>>169793837
That doesn't mean she's not girly. I know a girl who mains Talon. Does that mean he's girly?
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>>169793986
that means she is a dyke
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>First time as Swain in ARAM
>This happens
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>>169794050
>swains busted as fuck in teamfights
>no one buys greivous wounds

go figure
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>>169794050
>lvl 15
>playing aram
>against bots
>thinking he is good
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Been gone for a while, how's Lucian currently? I know he was a bit lackluster before but I assume they might've balanced him out now to be a bit better?
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>>169794050
THREE (3) lockets

Yep, those were real people you were playing against, totes mcGotes.
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>>169794173
Been dog shit for over 5 months.
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>helping a mate through promos on my smurf
>get super fed as rengar
>botlane start trolling when I ask them to rotate and they just spam push and feed while spamming shit in chat
>enemy team just groups as 5 after spam killing our bot and we lose momentum then lose the game because bot starts running down mid
bronze players just hate winning i swear
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>Renamed to "Stoneborn Pact" due to effect rework testing this cycle.
>"Gain 5% total health.
>Your crowd control movement impairing effects brand enemy champions with an earthen rune for 4 seconds. Other ally allied champions who attack branded enemies heal for 5 + 2.5% of your maximum health over 2 seconds (halved if you are ranged)."

Does blue smite count? finally a keystone that doesnt feel awkard with shyvana
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>mid MALZAHAR
>decides to roam bot
>gets nothing done because he's fucking malz
>mid GP takes both his towers
>malz also brings the enemy jungler bot every time
>leaves bot just before they dive
fucking retards
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>>169794758
there's no reason it shouldn't count, but with riot you don't know.

Buy Randuin or Botrk to apply it again

btw shyvana uses fervor
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>>169794758
>not taking fervor
helo?
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>>169794983
>>169796109
How does fervor help me jungle? is fervor better than 5% max health applied to titanic hydra late game? rethorical question of course it isnt.
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I have some ideas, check em here:
>Remove manamune
>Add support item with active that increases mana regen within a specific area for a time
>slightly lower gold income of support items; add in more cheap support items to compensate
>return to previous jungle; remove plants except for vision plant
>add a crit item to round out crit builds; often times they are stuck at 80%
>make a lifesteal adc build viable; remove heal reduction items and nerf related abilities to compensate
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I've never wanted to own rammus more in my life
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>>169796273
>it slightly helps my jungling so I MUST get it

I guess Janna also needs to get points in offense to get the magic pen because it slightly improves the pathetic magic damage she deals?
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>>169796657
>I'm going to ignore the rest of the points made because I cannot diss them easily
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>>169796994
Damn
Also, can I get a PS triple
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>>169797220
5% max health is fucking nothing
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>>169796994
the cheering should get louder with every 50 gold he gets from his passive.

And global past 500 gold.

League of DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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>>169797525
>200-300 bonus health is nothing
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Played a game last night with a full team of bros. Everyone was joining in with the friendly banter as we demolished the enemy team and I just know some of them come here. I could tell.

Most pleasant League experience I've had in ages.
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>>169797525
Its better than 64 AD at level 18 after several AA + Q
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>>169797721
>64AD

you do know how much damage that is right
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why are there two active threads at the same time
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>>169797812
good job you managed to stack fervor and not die, now that you're probably below half HP, you might be able to get one or two more basic attacks off before you pop because you didn't have warlords to get you back up
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>>169797617
>I have a useless keystone until I reach 6 items but at least it gives me something that's less than the old +health keystone, except the old one needed 25 mins and not 40
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>>169797812
You know its less rewarding in champion that builds no armor penetration right?
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>>169796601
>remove manamune

That Urgot VGU better make him either manaless, or mana efficient early on then.
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>>169797952
Because they were made simultaneously and I thought I deleted mine (this one) but alas I didn't.

I'm trying to just use the other one, maybe when that one hits image limit everyone will come back here, who the fuck knows.
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>>169798002
>WARLORDS ON SHYVANA

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HAHAHAH
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Newbie here. Any tips?
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>>169798353
Stop while you still can
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>>169798353
Don't start. You're 5 years too late. Save yourself while you can
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>>169798084
Urgot is badly designed anyway
In fact all champions that use these items are pretty unfun to play against.
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>>169798002
>warlords
>not mallet/titanic/botrk/bloodrazor/visage/tabi + fervor for full unkillability and maximum murder

????
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>>169798572
>>169798578
w-why
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>>169798353
You are not going to have fun unless you play literally hundreds of games, you will find retards and smurfs on your grind to lvl30 and you will have no IP to buy shit.
Its a great game for people that have been playing for years but its a nightmare for new people
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>>169798820
>Mallet
Low IQ shyvana player's randuin
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>>169798353
are you looking for a time sink or for a good game?

LoL can be fun when you begin but by the time you reach 30 you'll most likely stop finding it fun unless you play with friends

it's an excellent time sink as you don't get tired of it in spite of not having fun anymore
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>>169798836
You won't have fun with it once you start ranked.

It's a shitty community where you will never feel good about yourself because you are constantly told you fucking suck.
Bronze? Not silver you're shut
Silver? Not gold you're shut
All the way up
Challenger? You're not top 10 you're shut
Top 10 NA? More like diamond 5 Korea
Challenger korea? You're not even Skt

It's a shitty mentality and we basically all end up with battered housewife syndrome.
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>>169798969
this desu

people ignore how fucking strong randuin is

in diamond and below you're guaranteed to often play against ADCucks that will be farming bot after 20 minutes even though baron is up

None of them can escape somebody with a randuin except Kalista

Randuin is fucking strong
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>>169798969
>randuin
>lasts 4 seconds
>goes on cooldown
>mallet
>AD with a slow that doesnt go on cooldown

>building full tank items on shyvana who scales best with juggernaut style HP + AD items
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>>169798836
Play with friends, it makes the game fun. If you play alone then it is kind of pointless (unless you really find it fun), not only are you behind the curve by like 5 years, but the community is pretty bad in many cases. I feel like 1/4 games in silver someone will afk/rage on either side.
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Ahri isn't OP; she is just very safe. Most Ahri's end up with 1 or 2 deaths but they aren't very effective unless they get fed. Her late game is just spamming charm and hoping it hits.
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>>169799343
>AhriIDF doesn't fucking stop even when nobody is complaining

jesus fuck
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>>169798969
what if I get both
and blue smite too
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>>169799159
The only thing you need to deal damage with shyvana is bloodrazor and titanic hydra, any other offensive item has diminishing returns since you deal 0 damage when your screen is grey
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>>169799406
>both
it doesn't fucking stack
>blue smite
randuin+blue smite is fine since you can create a total 6 second slow but I'd still get red smite

on my way to check the statistics of blue vs red smite and mallet vs randuin
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Why aren't you playing Teemo right now? He is extremely safe, shits damage and if you buy MS you're basically unkillable.
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>>169799408
>700 health doesn't help prevent zero damage screen
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>>169798353
>Avoid ARAM and Twisted Treeline until level 30, those maps are full of bots that feed constantly and Riot can't be fucked to try to change it
>only play bot games with a champion a couple times to learn mechanics, play pvp all the rest
>play ARAM a lot post level 30, it will teach you how to teamfight, it will teach you how to use new champs, you can practice stealing farm from an ADC and it's a lot more casual
>the most important stat is how little you die, everything that is good flows from that stat.
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>dota 2
>2100 mmr
>which is high bronze in league
>League
>finish placement matches
>get gold 5

Why is your game so easy?
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>>169799408
same goes for your enemy

unfortunately for most adcucks and midlaners, they dont have 5000 hp as well as deal assassin levels of damage
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>>169799518
I'm not a teenager or a gamer girl
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Rose from silver 5 to gold 5 in 59 wins. Can the same be done for plat?
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>>169799518
>play Teemo
>your team hates you
>enemy team hates you
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>>169799531
>2100 mmr
>high bronze in league

if this was seasons 1 and 2

high bronze then is about gold 4 now.
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>>169799520
>60 armor
>10% critical damage reduction
>15% AS reduction
>200 cheaper
>>169799534
You can kill your enemies more efficiently if you dont get BTFO instantly my dear bronze friend
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>>169799518
>He is extremely safe
No.
>shits damage
If the enemy is dumb enough to not counter shrooms, fine.
>and if you buy MS you're basically unkillable
No.
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>>169799806
>teemo
>not safe
If you play him like a little bitch he is safe.
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>>169799758
>armor completely negated by lethality and cleaver
>200 less health for 200 less gold
That's less than a ruby crystal anon.
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>>169764961
I've been banned twice this week, Monday then Tuesday lol.
I usually stick to autism as an insult, never anything racial.
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>>169799758
>instantly

im not dissing randuins, it's an amazing item


but it's not optimal for shyvana unless you're rolling out against a 4 AD team, or 2-3 champs that're crit heavy. Then by all means, go ahead

but if you think the randuins slow makes it any better than mallet against a balanced team youre wrong.
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>>169770994
Pls no
Ahri is my only non-counterable midlaner. I prefer kat or Taliyah, but if I have first pick, or they go some gay shit like Syndra or talon, ya boi has to compromise
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>>169799882
>Getting less armour is the answer to lethality
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>>169799743
average playbase is around 2500 mmr in dota and average playbase is about silver in league
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>>169781356
Why does Rengar have 0 good skins?
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>>169799489
>it doesn't fucking stack
technically it does

>Unique: Slow icon Slows all nearby units within 500 units range by 35% for 4 seconds (60 second cooldown).
>aoe
>35% slow for 4 seconds

>Unique – Icy: Basic attacks (on-hit) apply a Slow icon 40% slow to your target for 1.5 seconds, refreshing with every hit.
>single target
>constantly applied
>40%
>1.5s
>melee range
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>>169800097
yes and
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>>169800127
Headhunter rengnar looks killer on the load screen at least. It's my most dreaded thing to see when ADC. He basically looks like the Predator.
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>>169800071
>armour

But yeah if I'm already taking true damage massing hp is just better
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>>169800223
Slows don't stack, newfag.
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>>169792234
Took me 3 fucking weeks to build a complete lethality page holy shit.
Just fucking kill me
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>>169799982
It also reduces the damage from "AP crits" like Ryze's combo
>>169800396
Protip : you cant build enough lethality to negate the armour of base shyvana's stats + 60 bonus from randuin's alone.
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>>169800616
Nice black cleaver calculation and whisper consideration, retard
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>>169800519
but they do technically stack in usability
I can't tell if you're actually retarded or just nitpicking
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>>169799526
>>169799193
>>169799005
>>169798996
>>169798845
Thanks senpaitachi
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>tfw you're getting fucked in the mid lane and your junglers offers blue
>then he accidentally steals it
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How to build Kled after the BC change?
Right now I get a Warhammer into BC for 30% cdr, then go boots -> titanic -> DMP -> upgrade warhammer
How shit is this build?
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>riot
>says we can't have multiple queues
>valve
>gives dota like 40 fucking game modes, on top of custom game support

??????
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>>169800254
Rengar is just a furry'd Predator to begin with.
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warwick buffs when

warwick in urf is the most fun shit ive had in years
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>>169801464
nah nigga. it's almost impossible to 'accidentally' steal jg buffs unless they're like twitch or something. report them.
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>>169802772
I'm still pissed I played 12 ARURF games and didn't get any of the champs I actually love playing. Fuck ARURF.
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>>169802853
cinderhulk

red buff
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>>169802924
>enemy team constantly has eve, fiora, Xin, Irelia
>I constantly roll shit with no benefits from the 80CDR
such skill
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>>169803069
RRRRRGH
WHINY FAGGOTS RUINED URF

>but I was always playing against cancer in URF even though I could pick whatever I wanted!
Translation - I could always play incredible champs but I always lost to incredible champs because I SUCK ASS

Solution - let's 'EVEN IT OUT" by letting a FEW people have cancer champs while everyone with the shit champs feeds them and makes them feel great about themselves!
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>>169803256
They should have made 2 URF lobbies instead of making it random.
One for tryhard fags that want to use esports picks in the fucking mememode like malz, and one for people who actually just want to enjoy the game and want to pick shit like bard.
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>>169803384
Or just more bans.
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Targon, Void, and Bandle City need more champions.

>Veigar belongs in Bandle City
That doesn't make any sense. What, does he hide in alleyways and dark corners, never being able to rest for a single second because all of bandle city is on the lookout from him? His lore says he's under the tutelage of dark wizards, which is either Noxus or Zaun.

>Syndra is in Ionia
Syndra lives alone in her own dark spire, which I assume is NEXT to Ionia.
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>>169803256
>Solution - let's 'EVEN IT OUT" by Riot balancing their fucking game properly so 30% of champions aren't useless and 30% are gods in any mode
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>>169802097
BC > Titanic > Randuins > maw > GA
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>>169803638
>Bandle City need more champions.
I really don't want to see more yordles. If they're not straight cheese they're just obnoxious to lane against.
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>>169802658
>Lol
>Rotating game modes is the only way to go because people started to stop playing dominion
>Dota 2
>200+ custom game modes
>Smite
>6 different maps that are widely different in gameplay that are up all the time

???
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>>169803662
I disagree with that one. Evening out regular league is a massive undertaking. Riot can't be fucked to bother doing that with another mode. I don't want them to, because URF evened out is just regular league.
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>>169793115
>>kit full of teamwork....not
Actually like any poke and long range champion Ziggs shines most in teamfights and sieges.
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>>169803815
>LoL makes substantially more than Dota and Smite while offering much less because of appeal to normies and 13YO e-sporters
>Riot doesn't have to put forth any effort in order to rake in the Shekels

I really wish Valve would stop fucking around and finally make something that can actually challenge League. Riot needs a fire lit under their asses in order for them to treat League like a game instead of a cash cow.
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FUCK this game and its players

recommend me a 1v1 game to wind off with before i decide to come back to this shit again because im a hopeless addict
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>my turn to pick
>pick screen is fucking empty
haha, absolutely ebin!
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>>169804251
Starcraft 2.
Stardew valley for solo comfy relaxation
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>>169804109
>Riot needs a fire lit under their asses in order for them to treat League like a game instead of a cash cow.
LoL is vastly objectively superior then any Moba from gameplay and visual point of view (visuals start to deteriorate though) and with market saturation the are nearly guaranteed that any game with better gameplay has no chances even if it appears.
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>>169803898
>Evening out regular league is a massive undertaking.
I'll concede to that point, and also that balancing around URF makes zero sense.

I just meant that some champions shit damage or take damage better than others while the majority of them are either bad to mediocre, across all game modes.

They're doing it a bit improperly but the effort is still there. I like the idea on holding off on making new champions until they rework the ones that need reworks and figure their shit out.

There are just so many issues with the game that it's a bit fucked up. 130+ champions is probably hard to make balanced, though - it's not Pokemon, which is relatively static and simple to balance since it's mostly a numbers game.
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>>169804517
>LoL is vastly objectively superior then any Moba from gameplay and visual point of view
If you want to suck off Riot go back to your reddit hugbox. If you honestly believe this you're an absolute idiot.
if b8 you got me hooked.
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should i buy ivern or kled, /lolg/?
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How do I play Jayce?
I feel like a tuna flopping around on the QWER keys. I don't know how to combo my shit and then I go oom.
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>>169805307
both. I just bought both of them within the last 2 weeks and they're in my top 5 most fun heros.
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>>169803256
>Solution - let's 'EVEN IT OUT" by letting a FEW people have cancer champs while everyone with the shit champs feeds them and makes them feel great about themselves!
This how games should be played dummy. This is core of snowballing team moba design. Once upon time people become really fed and roll over others and feel great about themselves.
>kill with two clicks
>such me skill
>suck it noobs
>well fuck this i am leaving i didn't sign to roleplay as creep
>ahaha not so fast you hare here to feed us another 30 minutes ahaha

People play for such moments. Of course smart people can figure out formula and be top much often denying top for losers. This of course will make losers unhappy and they may leave game if not get their price of cake from time to time. Solution? Make game random! So any losers can have their moment!

Seriously you suck at psychology and game design.
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>>169805430
>psychology
>game design
>URF
you're a fucking idiot
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>7 loss streak ended by based zombie man of 'kill the enemy carries without actually physically hitting them'

thank you jesus
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How to build shaco? How to play him? He seems fun but I have no clue. Probuilds have this weird trifoce/titty thing going on, what's up with that? Isn't full lethality or even full ap is usually better?
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>>169805912
triforce titanic gunblade shiv ie

not in any particular order
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>>169805190
If you honestly don't believe this you're an absolute idiot.

>gameplay:
>extremely smooth no inertia controls
>comfortable zoom levels showing most of the battlefield
>short CDs feeding ADHD kid desires
>visuals:
>blasing sex appeal anthropomorphic designs

How anyone can compete? Dota with its purple insects who feel like brick on the ice?

I am not saying that Riot found this formula intentionally not by luck. But after they found it shoot them to the top despite huge deficiencies in all other areas around game (insane grind, jewing, constant bugs and lack of utility in the game client).
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>>169805851
>Black Cleaver Iceborn DD
what the fuck is this build
>>
MATING PRESS
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>>169806421
its not my fault deaths dance is amazing but also gives CDR

iceborne to give wukong and kha the finger
black cleaver to shred what little armor their team has
and deaths dance for stupid amounts of healing from my ghouls alone
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>>169806543
You don't regret not building triforce? I thought that was a staple on yorick.
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>>169806650
nope, dont need the extra bit of damage if youre going to get mauled by memethality wukong early on

i forced wukong out of lane the moment i finished ibg and had a free lane where people tried to gank me an died the rest of the match
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>>169806650
>I thought that was a staple on yorick.
sheen items are a meme on yorick
they only make your Qs stronger, but you can get almost the same damage by actually building AD items (like BC or DD) and making your ghouls/maiden a lot more stronger.

t. yorick autist
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>>169806514
Why there isnt any cuddling press?
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>client crashed on pickscreen
>was last game of my promos
>it fucking put me out of the promo because the """DODGE"""" counted as a loss
??????????????????????,
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Is that anon i was talking to last thread still here?
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>>169805912
memethality
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL - WIZARD EDITION

http://www.strawpoll.me/12442799
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i'd die for you
that's easy to say
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>>169807939
then kill yourself my good man
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>>169807707
yeah, got distracted, gimme a few
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What champ should I play if I want to go even further beyond?
>>
xth for Syndra
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>>169808064
fervor yorick
take a shit on kiddos and make out with the maiden
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>>169807704
I had blackscreen on pickscreen recently and yeah, dodge too. I think any promo dodge is counted as loss currently.
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>>169807704
>if i don't like the comps i should just get a FREE forfeit
>keep doing it until the other team picks 5 supports running cleanse/heal
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>>169805912
Shaco aims to do as much damage as possible in one attack from behind, then assassinate with Two-Shiv Poison if the target dashes/flashes away. Shaco tries to set up his boxes to defensively flee to them or offensively force enemies to flee into them. Any champion needs sheen passive Spellblade to maximize damage from a single attack. TSP has terrible base damage but has an additional"(+ 3 - 8 (based on level)% of target's missing health) magic damage" so it is an execute and should be used as such.

Shaco also doesn't have an attack reset in his kit so Titantic Hydra is pretty good. AP Shaco is a niche build that works by assassinating people... AD Shaco is objectively better, though.
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>>169808152
the gangbang queen
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>>169808230
well thats gay as fuck
>>169808236
learn to read , dumb nigger
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>>169808340
learn to infer implication moron. if dodges are free nothing stops you from doing it in any situation.
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>enemy toplaner farms with 20%hp for 6+ mins without wards
>can't engage because our shaco has absolutely zero impact to the game and they roam
>our shaco counterjungling the enemy amumu, while other enemy laners farm under our turret

Well, its actually amazing how many emotions this game can sqeeze out from a person.
I legit can't decide between laughing at him, sadness and anger.
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I want to feel Miss Fortune's breasts against mine.
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Why does Shaco stop autoattacking when he kills a jungle monster?

This is infuriating.
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>>169803638
Skarner should move to the void!
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>>169808297
that's (you)
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>>169803638
isnt corki in piltover w/ heimer
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>>169808297
>still no fanfiction about that

Forever sad.
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>>169803638
Graves and Twisted Fate are in Piltover.
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>>169808230
>>169807704
get out of the new client dumbasses
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>>169803638
Zyra is Shadow Isles?
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>>169808895
why in tarnation do you have a name on mister
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very late comfy bfs~
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>>169803638
Demacia is missing Lucian, Bilgewater is missing Tahm Kench, and Ekko is Zaun not Piltover
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>>169803638
Wasn't Zyra from the jungles of some random shit, same as nidalee?
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I want to violently ___________ Annie and Lulu
>>169809000
komoongo jungles, nida rengo and zyra come from there
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>>169808776
ofc not
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>>169808517
it's too bad all the mobas follow the diablo/rts/indirect control scheme where you input actions that your character tries to queue/complete instead of fps/fighter style direct control where each controller action corresponds to a direct action by your character.

you can make everything skill shots, including basic attacks, and have a lot more responsive feel to the action and bring about A New Level of Mechanics.
>>
I remember someone posting a list of like 10 champs whose recommended items were complete garbage. Anyone still knows who these were?
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>>169807736
>wizard
>miss fortune
>fiora
>katarina, kindof
>ashe, kindof
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>>169803638
better version with correct info and all champ

the only error is asol being linked to the void, hes only linked to targon and indirectly to the entire solarsystem
>>
>try to play my placements this season
>whole champ select draven flames me for picking kayle
>he flames me for not having fervor
>I get first blood
>he over commits and then bot lane feeds a double to their jhin
>he comes back with a dirk and says "I'm so strong now, this jhin is so bad lol"
>he dies again
>blames it on his internet dc'ing
>he rage quits
>4v5 but I get a lot of kills cause kayle but just want to ff cause we aren't winning a 4v5 after bot feeds their ass off
>rest of my team flames me for wanting to surrender and move on
>hecarim says he can 1v9 if I ult him even though I do the most damage since I'm 5 item kayle at half an hour in
>blames the loss on me because I stayed top lane instead of going bot when draven ragequit

explain this lolbabs
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>>169809149
Cuddle with Vel'koz and ignore
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>>169809165
>still no gangbang fanfic about syndra with a random cuck character crying in the corner about his waifu for one sentence.

even sadder.
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I love Lissandra!
>>169808776
>>169808721
I remember some anon said he would write smut about a sweaty hot gangbang with Syndra. What happened with that?
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>>169809296
i say i say WHY do you have a name on my niBBa
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>>169809264
>All the mobas
SMITE?
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>>169809264
Ew. I prefer RTS controls.
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>>169809149
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>>169809415
forgot that existed sorry i'm retarded
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>>169808962
Because i'm trying to get people to help me further my darius knowledge
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>>169809352
>cuck
you talking about you?
>>169809357
Please.
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>>169808962
so i can filter him
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>>169800616
It doesn't reduce the damage on Anivia or Karthus Q though.
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>>169809357
I guess he never did.

Someone else should get around to doing that though.
>>
>>169809415
>>169809415
>smite

https://youtu.be/68aOlilUEwk?t=11s


I really don't think you should mention that trash game again.
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>>169809264
Smite does that. I personally think it's awful.

>>169809149
Oh yeah, Kongdoo jungles. the same place shitter koreans go to rest in peace
>>
>>169809492
that doesnt sound like a valid reason to be desu w/ you famalampai
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>>169809625
>kongdoo
Kumungu, you ape
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>>169809605
>>169809415

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xeq9l7DNY

Is this what defiling a corpse looks like?
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>current year
>still no Senna champion

should we just move and start fucking birds like Lucian did?
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>>169809605
>meme skin
Why? Hell, I still cringe whenever I see Twisted Fate dance.
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>hey guys im a smurf get me x and i'll carry
>duo bot with faglord
>dont ban yas
>get me vayne

What else is a red flag for insta-dodging?
>>
>>169809862
Who
Cares
,
Senna
Is
Gone
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>play support
>enemy hecarim standing ontop of a ward in botlane brush
>just pretend i don't see him but still remain outside his range to waste his time
>vayne goes to auto him
>gets blown up 1v3
How do these people make it out of silver?
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ALMOST SILVER BOYS
>>
picked heimer into riven. how fucked am i?
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>>169810269
Just never leave your turret, whats she going to do to you?
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>>169809264
that style would only be good in a moba that heavily focuses on autoattacks
our style of control is meant to make autoattacks easy and largely inconsequential, with casts being the big focus and differences between characters.
as a consequence auto reliant chars end up much more similar than cast reliant chars though. We have what, 2~3 characters that do different autos than the rest?
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>>169810231
>That winrate
I still believe in you though.
>>
>>169810269
zhonyas first item

drop ult turret with all three of your turrets spread out but overlapping at a central point

zhonyas

watch her die in 3 seconds
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>>169810231
sounds good
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>>169810231
>That cs
>That winrate
Stay in Bronze, It's where you belong.
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>>169810231
>unable to earn loot because too toxic
stay bronze
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>>169810128
Whenever it doesn't give me top because they will invariably pick a squishy damage dealer with no utility and feed all game.
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>>169807707
Okay got one, what do.
>>
Name some easy champs/roles/modes to get chests with, all my mains already have them and I got some spare keys.
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>>169810269
Riven players always try to make big plays instead of playing smart. Slap her fat ass with your dick.
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>>169808010
Ok no worries
>>169810637
You could post your ign and ill add you.
Im on NA.
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>>169809309
This would make an awesome desktop background if not got the fact that it's very cluttered and icons go over the pictures
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>>169809149
slaughter anyone who tries to hurt
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>>169810779
most supports
most junglers if you focus on farming instead of ganking and helping your team
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When an autistic Lee Sin main gets his twitch channel banned for being autistic, LIVE, on stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLTDfaJyT_E
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>>169809264
You might like battlerite
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>>169810804
anon... that's l-lewd
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>>169810857
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>playing garen with lethality runes
is this what it feels like to destroy terrorism?
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>>169773932
Aggressively HUG
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Is karma still good? Should I be playing Janna in gold?
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>>169810817
can't log on now tho
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>>169811276
Thats fine just post it.
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>>169807481
if shes in the mood for slow mating press cuddling i am down for it, but i bet shyvy likes it rough most of the time
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Bikini clad Nidalee is for _________
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>>169811371
Anon gritted his teeth as Evelynn materalized down on top of him, straddling him at the hips, the spikes girdling her thighs digging into his flesh as she settled down on her seat. Her sharp, metallic nails sank into his arms as she leaned down over him, the heat from her bare, dark-blue skin radiating down onto his torso and face. The coiling and shifting glow of her eyes squinting and smoking up over her eyelids as she smiled pleasantly, observing anon's pale, sweating face as he winced and gasped, squirming on his back.

"I tollllld you what would happen if you came here" she breathed in an intimate, breathy whisper. Her smile widened as her spikes sunk deeper into his arms and legs, her full, toned thighs driving them down into him.

"I'm s...sorry" he choked, his eyes rolling up, his toes curling as her cold metal spurs burrowed into his throbbing muscles, brilliant points of searing white pain that combined into a saddle of misery where her ass rested on him. "I don't believe you are yet" she hissed, her smile unchanged, studying him as he writhed under her.

She shifted lower, her torso and breasts approaching his own stomach and chest, her eyes still featureless windows of flickering light. Again, anon grunted and yelped in agony, blood seeping down the sides of his legs, making his clothes stick to his skin. Her tongue flicked hungrily in her mouth. Anon turned his face away, shrinking from her as she approached him. Then she held still, and he wondered if she was satisfied.
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>>169811431
I just like hugs and cuddles more...
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How do I become a riven main
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>>169811431
>slow mating press cuddling
I didn't know this was something I wanted
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>>169811431
please leave my waifu alone, thanks
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>>169773932
That's not much to do with Sona. She's not my leaguefu, and I don't know sign language.
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>>169811535
-CLINK-

A spike exploded up from the ground beneath his left arm below the elbow, ringing as it jutted from his burst skin, a little mist of blood hazing the air above it. Anon screamed in shock and pain, tugging his arm once and immediately regretting it as he felt his fractured bone grit on the spike "OH F...FUCK" he hissed, spit flying from his mouth as he twisted his head back and forth, biting his own lips.

"Say you're sorry again, maybe I'll believe you thisss time" she crooned to him in her sensuous whisper, her hips rocking on his in a twitch of excitement. "I'M SORRY OH FUCK I'm SORRY" he babbled over and over, tears and sweat dripping down his cheeks....her blank gaze and smile remained unchanged.

-CLINK-
-CLINK-

Another spike popped out of his right arm, closer to his shoulder, and a third burst into his back below his ribs, the tip exploding out of his stomach and ringing a fraction of an inch from Evelynn herself, coating a patch of her smooth skin with a small haze of black blood from his liver. Anon's screams became incoherent as he twisted helplessly, pleading, his voice cracking as he shrieked, pressed to the ground and pinned like an insect. His injuries hardly bled, the spikes keeping pressure on his ruptured blood vessels.

She lowered her lips to his ear like a lover.

"I think"
-CLINK-
"you might"
-CLINK-
"be sorry"
-CLINK-
"now"


She lifted herself up from him, staring down, his blood dribbling down her belly and hanging in droplets from the spurs on her thighs, watching him writhe. Spikes in his ribs ripped up through his chest, through his pelvis, gleaming wickedly red as the few unskewered parts of him moved weakly. His hands clasped and unclasped, his eyes opened and shut silently, unable to draw breath. Then, just as he felt a surge of relief as own consciousness started to fade, a final spike jutted out from the ground through his skull, neatly centered in his forehead.
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>>169808515
They would just crush your pancake breasts anon
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>>169809862

Passive - Follow the Light: Senna periodically drops small embers onto the ground if she's in a bush, causing them to give vision in a small area (30 second cooldown, lasts 1 minute)

Q - Blinding light: After a brief delay, Senna shines a blinding light in an area, causing all enemies and neutral monsters to lose sight. If cast on an Ally champion, it will attach itself and follow them until detonation.

W - Fires Cradle: Sennas ward vision range is passively increased

Active: Refreshes the duration of all wards on the map and gives them an additional 100 range of vision until they die (only affects wards once)

E - Fire break: Creates a wall at target area that blocks movement and auto attacks

R - Soul Redemption:

Ally cast: Shields an ally and causes them to be launched forward, briefly knocking up enemies and shielding them (think a very fast lee kick)

On self-cast: Sennas soul leaps to a target area, stunning enemies inside, and shielding allies (pantheon ult)

r8
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>>169811547
flash your mastery whenever you can(all the time)
when something kills you call the champion op
when you mash the keyboard and collect 5 kills because riven is retardedly broken, flash your mastery 6(six) times and type "xD" in caht
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>>169811547
Use every spell on CD to fight your opponent, feed renekton 7 kills, then call your jungler trash and ragequit.
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>>169811452
Hairy pussy jokes.
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>>169811124
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give me gnar tips and tricks
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>>169811545
nothing wrong with that anon!
>>169811578
me neither until anon mentioned it
>>169811586
Sharing is caring
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?
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>win 3 games in a row because someone on the other team afks/rage quits
freelo feels good
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>>169811746
cool concept, would love to see a vision based support and rito said theyre working on one a long time ago. 8/10

the ult and e feel uncreative to me, especially E windwall and the ult just could be something else for her kit
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>>169812015

>lose 3 games in a row because my top and jungle both fed out their asses

Tfw i'm the freelo
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When should you build the tracking knife/wards as jungle? I usually pick it up on Rek'sai and Graves since it's good for split-pushing, but that's probably wrong.
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>>169811790
What about "zzz"
Or is that for Yasuo mains
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>>169812186
>no red smite graves
?
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yordle boys (naked)
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>>169811880
I just like tender affection over lewdness. Though, on a second thought, now that you mentioned slow mating press cudding, that sounds actually quite comfy...
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>>169811879
Look into gnar's ultimate cancel. Essentially, when you're around 98% rage, you hop and if your mega is ready in the air, you can trigger your ultimate while still jumping. AKA, ult mid-jump. You cannot do this if you're at 100% rage and transform with E. The transformation must be forced with R but your rage must reach 100% mid-jump to pull it off. If not just practice flash+ult like a madman.

Also post orange rat nigga.
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So Bard will be on sale this month but we can't know when

I hope it'll be in the next sale

Buying him for 487 will be much cheaper than buying IP boosts and farming to 6300

Or is it?
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>>169811880
no shyvana to leglock you so you're stuck in balls deep while mating pressing and use her powerful vagina muscles to milk you dry
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>>169812242
>needing red smite to walk into lane and two-shot people
??
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>>169812217
Thats for when you feel espcially devilish as yasuo, as riven you just rage hard and afk
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>>169812341
Every day! i still find 3 day bans too long for my liking, these bunch of anons are my family
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>>169811790
you know that yasuo/riven/fiora/gp players are all cut from the same cloth because they all do the same things
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>>169812384
dont forget, they can 2 shot you aswell
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>>169812324
fervor of battle or grasp of the undying? ALL the gnars seem to be taking fervor but i see grasp as potentially good.
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>>169812047

Her E I couldn't really think of anything, but her ult I wanted to be sort of like a reverse thresh lantern in a way. I kind of thought about a shield that blinds enemies more and more the longer they attack you, but the kit already had a blind.
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>>169812485
true, but the anon asked what he must do to master the art of riven mains, doesnt matter if those are also huge cunts
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>>169812186
when behind to the point that you need to avoid the enemy jungler (vision wins you games especially when playing from behind)

its also good on counterjunglers like shyvanna and reksai who need to keep vision on enemies, and dont really need blue or red smite
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>akali is bad at top lane
>darius didn't deserve nerfs
>all from patch 7.4
ayyyyyyyyyyy
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>>169812331
>using money to buy champions
sales or not i dont understand that
i'm sitting on 20k ip and i have no idea how to spend them
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>be karma support, my adc walking into enemy thresh hooks and dying but manage to trade kills with him because of the pome i applied beforehand
>top lane nautilus 0/10 at like 23 minutes
>he walks into a bush and gets caught, my team collapses and my mid and adc die as well
>walk away from situation and push mid while enemy barons
>team spam pings ?'s on me
>"WTF GO WARD BARON"
>2 seconds later baron smited by enemy jungler
>team flaming me as if having vision of them killing baron would have changed the outcome of the game
>GG SUP

Kek
Sometimes it's pretty hard to believe these people are diamond
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quinn is fun
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SOMEONE POST THE LINK TO THE EU DISCORD SERVER
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>>169812712
too lazy to farm IP in order to start spouting memes on a fresh account
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>>169812702

Akali has been broken shit for years, nobody will fucking listen to me goddamnit
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>>169812702
part of that winrate goes to the fact that darius is braindead easy, with few place for mistakes, and akali generally people think shes still weak as fuck like after the ass reworks, she deserves some nerfs but I personally just dont like her anymore post rework
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>>169812480
I wonder how many times you have to cum inside shyvana when she's in heat before she is satisfied.

And then how long after that until she lets you go from her arms and legs
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>>169792163
wow its almost like zyra is a aoe mage who shits damages
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Friendly reminder to start adapting to non-lethality builds, because when it gets gutted you don't want to be left in the dumpster with the rest of the shitters
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>>169812789
>le "braindead champions have high winrates" mémé

Remind me of how much winrate garen had before the buffs

Oh right, 40% in Diamond
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>>169812485
all melee carries have that mindset

add trynd(rework pending), jax(rework pending), full AD cammile, and full AD renekton/pantheon to that list
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>>169812748
>pome
Poke*
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Let's say that I want to go toplane and play a dedicated tank with literally ZERO damage items (maybe IBG).
Who should I stick with? I was thinking about Sion, Malphite, Maokai and Nautilus, but Naut feels superior to the other 3, and I see no reason to not pick him, am I missing something?
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>>169812829
It's almost like Zyra(mages in particular) are broken and shit damage!
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>>169812884
Garen is utter shit right now though. He loses lane against literally anything, not just Darius. There are only certain champs he beats. Darius's win rate
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>>169812918
I second Nautilus.
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>>169812934
>mages are broken
>in the league of lethality

??????????????
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>>169812886
>Jax(rework pending)
Please no. Just, no. Someone please stop riot.
>to that list
Excuse me but I only practice the most honourable toplane farming.
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>>169812542
People who like to take things into their own hands take fervor (I do too)
Perople who play safe and comfy play grasp.
Tryhards take Thunderlords.
Special folks take stormraiders and god help the other team IF they pull it off.
People who don't understand gnar only gets 15 seconds of mega take colossus.
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>>169812829
>zyra is a aoe mage

if the enemy zyra is hitting her Q/E on multiple targets you deserve to lose

Her R doesn't really deal damage compared to the rest of her ebola
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>>169812186
It's good on champs that don't need the slow or damage reduction, basically. Rek'sai, Udyr, Shyv, Ivern, Nocturne, etc.

Graves is far better with red smite because he tends to get pulled into long battles due to his reload/stacking resistances. Champs with lots of chase like Lee Sin, Elise, Fiddlesticks, etc. are better with blue smite, but everyone just builds red because the slow on blue just doesn't have enough power to warrant it.
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>>169812991
one cancer doesnt cancel out another
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>>169812918

>Sion for WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Malph for rocks and le ebin yas combos
>Mao for the adc snaring and %HP
>Naut for hipster faggots and DRAG THEM DOWN

Pick your poison
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>>169813008
thanks yordle friend
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>>169812702
Akali pick rate: 1.8
Darius pick rate: 9.52

I don't think this is a fair comparison, senpai.
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>>169813153
Anytime.
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Create an analogy for your main
Bonus points for food analogies

>Bard is like a car
>early on you have a lot of problems with manufacturing
>have to do a lot of testing to be sure its just right and not a problem
>have a few crash tests to ensure all is well even if you dont want to
>if you manage to finally get things going well enough you can give it its first test drive
>it then becomes the most fuel efficient and useful all-terrain high capacity vehicle on the market
>but its consumer market is quite small so it fades into obscurity
>but everyone loves seeing it from time to time, just not all the time
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>>169813006
every single jax ive had to play with and against either didnt know what the fuck he was doing and fed 5+ kills during laning or got fed himself and spent the game flaming for not following him when he jumped the backline to flash stun and then get cced to death

honestly Id rather take the risk of having a yasuo on my team than a jax
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>>169812702
My last Kayle game - started 1-4, but then I got a nice unbroken 21 kill streak.
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>>169812808
She will keep reverse mate pressing you until you are dry and then she will keep trying to milk you some more, i bet shyvana probably spends the whole saturday milking someone to relieve her pent up stress and heat from the week
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>>169813061
tell that to riot
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>>169813185
????
Low pick rate doesn't equal high win rate. That's like still like based on thousands of games.
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>>169813223

>thresh is like a brain
>everyone's got one and almost nobody knows how to use it
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>>169813293
>jax using stun to engage lategame
REEEEEEEEE
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>>169813223
Nasus is like a fine wine

gets better as time passes
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>>169810386
>>169810419
Wait why is a perfect 50/50 win rate bad?
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>>169813223
kogmaw is like a baby
helpless and harmless at first but if you feed him well he becomes strong, yet some kogmaws are only useful when they die no matter how old they are
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>play Swain for the first time
>1v9
is this champion really this retarded? I just walked around slapping people with my fat crow dick all day without losing any health or mana
it was a lot of fun
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>>169813531
>this non english language
outta here with ya
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>>169813293
Well, crap. Sorry that you had that kind of Jaxes in your team. Why cant people just realize you can just literally stand on your carry and peel for them for easy wins?

Pic related, jax main.

>>169813223
>Jax is like an unstopping time bomb
>You have plenty of time to set it back early, but it slowly starts to gain momentum
>You cant stop the bomb any way except winning the game or having a time bomb in your own team
>The more momentum the bomb gets, the more exponentially it starts to tick faster
>When it goes boom, you cant do much at that point apart from damage control and hoping you have your own late-game bomb
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>>169813443
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>>169813223
Twisted Fate is like a steak

not the most flashy or fancy meal but does its job well and is always a good choice

can be taken many ways medium (roa into lich bane and ionians)
rare (ludens into lich bane and sorcs)
or well done (nashors tooth into rageblade and berserkers
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>>169813324
damn that's actually really hot anon

Does she have gentle cuddling and grinding between sessions of furiously milking your balls?
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>>169813653
This is a horrible analogy and you should feel bad.
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>>169813223
Lux is like planet of the apes
>At first she spends all her time flinging shit at you
>Eventually she spends all her time imprisoning you and firing lasers at you
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>>169812702
Akali needs a nerf, change her w from 8 seconds to 4 seconds, literally just cut it in half and she'd be more balanced
Or allow control wards to see her / make her targetable
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>>169813653
i thought steaks were considered fairly fancy meals
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Hey guys, it's Quinn's birthday today!
She's now 4 while years old. Wish her a happy birthday!
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>>169792163
How many time will pass before botlaners finally understand that they should give farm to Zyra and support her? Not opposite? ADCbabs?
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>>169813693
Starts rough then slows down once she sees you are tired then quickly goes even rougher once you are slightly recovered
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>>169813827
tell her to fuck off because nobody likes her
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>>169813827
Zeronis is god's gift to manking

Happy birthday birdslut.
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>>169813012
her spells are so big of course she's gonna hit multiple targets with her Q/E in teamfight.
also ult is more for CC and empowering plants than damages
>>169812934
don't be a tard, mages are okay right now.
get a edge of night and destroy them
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>>169813606
>full damage champion
>peeling

Ive never seen a jax do anything other than engage, clean up, or split push
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Can anyone give me the lolg EU discord? I send nudes
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>>169813827
I want Quinn to get Valor to gouge my eyes out then impale me with her crossbow and laugh at me while I die in front of her!
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>>169813943
>jax
>full damage

wot?
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>>169813879
I'm getting tempted to try to write a smut based on this
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>tfw a champion gets a shitty skin and wont get another for a long time
who is it lolg?
RIP jhin
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>>169813943
But, first you peel, then you clean up and split. You have a ton of mobility with your Q at rank 5 and 30-40% CDR to catch stragglers, and Jax really benefits if he doesnt have to initate a fight but can fight back without having to spend his Q. Fun little fact, your E reduces AOE damage by 25%. And, unless you run ignite/exhaust, you have teleport for splitting after the fight.
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>>169814173
jhin is gonna get a skt skin and you know it
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>>169813417
>using it to engage, ever, unless to catch somebody and rip him with your team without a real fight happening
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>>169814020
three damage items boots one tank item and ga is pretty much full damage, I think even fiora builds a spirit visage and ga
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>>169814063
would you really do that someday? sounds extremely lewd
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>>169814173
Just going to say Quinn, pressing F to pay respects to a friend.
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>Nestkeeper drew Camille
SHE'S SO DAMN ADORABLE
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>>169810937
what a fag
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>>169814016
Dude did you read the story...at least tell me if you did/didn't like it.
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As Poppy exited her personal quarters within the League, she noticed a peculiar shadow hovering above her back window. Intrigued, she made her way over, slowly, readying her hammer, and preparing to strike.

“RRRRRYAAAAAH” Poppy screamed!

Slamming her would be foe into a nearby tree, stunning it. She quickly raised her hammer, but was abruptly stopped by a familiar voice. It was Galio, a friend and fellow League member.

“Please, I just wanted to see if you were home! I swear!” Galio pleaded!
“Well, why didn’t you just knock on the front door, for Demacia’s sake? Poppy said, sitting atop the now dazed Galio.
“W-well, I’m not really good at conversation starting, so I thought maybe I’d try to see if you were home so I could practice what I was going to say”
“Not good at conversation starting? Come on, you seem to attract a lot of attention on the Fields of Justice”
“Ah, w-well, I, uh”
Galio quickly turned his head, and tried to wiggle free, from under Poppy.
“Huh, hey what’s the matter with y-“
Poppy felt something smack her back, and immediately swung around, hammer ready to smash whatever had her hit. Then she saw it. Galio’s hard member. Galio, was golden green, this thing, however, was deep red, with yellow veins and was twice the size of Poppy’s arm. Poppy stopped, the grip on her hammer all but diminished.
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>>169814247
>be retarded jax player
>reading abilities
>look at e
>dodge autoattacks
>reduce aoe damage
>BETTER USE IT AS A STUN ENGAGE HURRRRRRRRRRR I HAVE DICKS IN MY MOUTH
>oh wtf I got kited and died before getting two autoattacks off? Better build more glass cannon
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>>169814363

“G-galio, what the hell?”
“I KNOW. THIS IS WHY I’M SO AFAID OF SPEAKING TO YOU”, Galio exclaimed, trying to hide his face in his palms!
“Every time I see you, this happens. It’s like it has a mind of its own, and I can’t control it.”
“You’re saying… I do this to you”
“Yes. I… I’ve wanted to tell you about my feelings for some time now, but I was afraid you’d find me disgusting, or you’d think I was a freak!” So I just avoided you, not only on the Fields, but also outside, in the real world.”
Poppy didn’t know what to say. This was her first encounter with such a situation. She’d ready books about this sort of thing, but here, now, Galio’s “thing” was so much more vivid, and monstrous looking that the books had explained.

Galio wept, pleading for her forgiveness. She then made up her mind, and grabbed hold of Galio’s (impressive) 21 inch member, and gently licked the tip, swirling her tongue, as if it were an ice cream cone.
“Ah, P-poppy, what!?” Galio exclaimed, unable to speak, as a surge of what felt like electricity shot through his body.
Poppy continued her assault on Galio’s penis, now viciously devouring it. She ran her fingers up and down the main vein on the underside of Galio’s now FULLY erect 27 inch penis. She caressed his baseball sized testicles with her other hand, while running her tongue into his urethra.
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>>169814363
>League
Wat?
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>>169813827
Zeronis made the HS Quinn concept? No wonder it's such a good skin
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>>169814363
STOP GALIO IS PURE
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>exhaust now has no AS slow or resistance shred, only slows enemies moving towards you or ally champions, changes meant to make it more defensive in nature and not "lel I win all duels"

>ignite now does %bonus damage based on %missing health (the damage however is still flat to allow health stacking to be effective against it) and empowers the user/source to do bonus damage only against the ignited target, changes meant to give play more dimensions/actions on the user and target's part to potentially maximize or minimize damage beyond "F R E E extra damage"

>cleanse removes suppressions and provides lingering slow resistance as well as lingering tenacity, change meant to make cleanse a viable alternative to QSS, a stronger spell in exchange for a summoner slot and longer cooldown
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>>169814363
>>169814490

What is it with you passive fags always writing about dominant women raping lilting pussy bitch males.
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reminder not to bully your support and help ward!
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>>169814490

“Poppy, we can’t do this”, Galio said
“This big guy here says we can” Poppy said, with a sly grin on her face.
“You, you’re joking, right?
“Jokes? I don’t know any jokes.”
Poppy removed her armor and underclothing, revealing her small chest and bare buttocks. Galio, seeing this, was unable to control himself any longer. He hurled himself forward, throwing the small yordle off. Poppy landed, stomach now facing the ground, and her violet blue backside the sky. Galio raised his hand and swung down, with full force!
RESOLUTE SMITE! Galio yelled, palm landing square on both of Poppy’s buttcheeks. They rippled, as if made of nothing by jelly. Poppy yelped, drool running like a river from her mouth.
Galio positioned his mighty girth on the outside the entrance of Poppy’s now glistening lower cave.
“No, wait, I-I’ve never done with before, I’m still a virgin” Poppy yelled, now preparing to take Galio’s manhood into herself.
But it was too late, Galio pressed forward, unable to hear her. Poppy had to think fast. If Galio put that in her now, it would kill her. THAT’S IT, she thought!
Poppy grabbed hold of her hammer, and both she, and Galio were covered in a golden mist.
DICKLOMATIC IMMUNITY! She screamed, but she was half a second late. DEMACIAAAAAAAA, a burst of energy suddenly covered Galio’s penis.
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>>169814575
>galio
>pussy bitch male
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>>169814652

It tore her hymen asunder, ripping open the small yordle’s even smaller vagina. Galio had lost control of his senses, and was now a beast, violently digging into Poppy’s womb, and back out. His member, as long as Poppy herself, was now, somehow fully emerged inside of the now motionless yordle.
Galio screamed, his member now pulsating uncontrollably. White fluid burst out from inside Poppy, covering the ground beneath them.
Galio fell backwards. However, his penis had become jammer inside of Poppy, and instead of sliding out, it picked her up, and slung her over him, slamming her into the backside of her house.
He ran over to her to see if she was alright. Then he noticed. His penis had cut through her womb, slicing into her body, and going almost completely out the top of her head.

Poppy was dead, covered in blood, and motionless. Galio slapped his face, trying to wake himself up. He had killed Poppy.
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they don't give you 400RP anymore when hitting lvl 3?

god damn pharisians
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>>169813606
Do I take Jax top or jungle
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>>169813991
https://discord.gg/c6VMC

post nudes pls
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>>169813223

Master Yi is like The Guardian from Highlander: Source

with each kill your power grows

>feel that powah
>feel that speed
>its intoxicating isnt it?
>PICK UP THE PACE OR DIE


https://youtu.be/DvS1BdiVC7o?t=61
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>>169814575
straight males are either silent or betas that are overly flamboyant about wanting a "mommy gf"
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>>169814283
I might, depends if it's still on my mind when I get home. The idea is certainly hot and it's the type of writing I enjoy so..
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>>169812874
What if I'm playing as Quinn? Can I just move on to a standard IE build?
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>>169814751
god i wish that were me (poppy)
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>>169814363
>>169814490
>>169814652
>>169814751

OK so I havent been on this board in a while, is this shit frequent now?
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Please post cute pictures and goodnight. I think I finally might get some nice rest for once, maybe think about some warm double cuddles due certain cuteposter. May you have good luck on your next series, /lolg/.

Thanks.
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>>169814751
>>169814652
>>169814490
>>169814363

wat
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>>169814903
Not frequent but you shouldn't be surprised to see this if you've been here "a while"

remember this is the same board where somebody posts cropped gay porn of twitch
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>>169814623
Reminder to firmly mouthfuck and creampie your support whenever they make a mistake/whenever they do a good job
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>>169814910
night buddy sleep comfy
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>>169814798
I go top, unless I get autofilled to jungle. In kind of a hurry and have to leave soon, but I use standard ad marks, as quints, armor seals and scaling MR glyphs. Could try out bit more AS% and less ad, maybe 5 or so ad and rest AS. Also, masteries are as followed.
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>>169814751
>he literally fucked her brains out
hot
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>>169814910
good night anon san
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>>169814910
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>>169815190
These fucking masteries, don't listen to this guy, you're supposed to take Courage of the Colossus
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>>169815287
retard tank main spotted
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>>169814809
it's the NA discord :c
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CONVINCE ME TO NOT PULL OUT MY MONEY TO GET BARD INSTANTLY AND OPEN MY FREE GOYIMCHEST WHICH WILL GUARANTEE A SKIN FOR HIM

He'll be on sale this month but god fuck damn it
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Poppy/Galio writer here. Should I do a second part?

Y/N
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>>169814969
>not posting cropped gay porn of Twitch
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>>169814873
You build one lethality item, then statik shiv, then situational while building IE at some point
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>>169815371
I have no interest in it aside from maybe seeing people react to it
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>>169815318
lmao rekt send nudes
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>>169815371
do one of Zac inflating Twitch with goo until he explode and die
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>>169794050
>>169794157
>>169794361
fucking gold
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Reminder that duskblade sets a precedent for future champions having lethality damage ratios in their kits.
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>>169814360
Its good
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>>169815015
What if i impregnate her by accident anon?
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>>169815371
It was okay but the ending was funny.
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>>169815686
Will that be the new % health damage? Champs will just have armor pen built into their abilities?
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>>169815742
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
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>>169815371
Do syndra gangbang.
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>>169815742
Then dress her in rags and make her go barefoot carrying around your babies, cooking and cleaning.

If she wants to remember the good times she used to have on the battlefield she can wait for you to get home and tell her what you did with your day.
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How big should my piss jug be? The one i'm using only holds about 3-4 pisses before I have to empty it.
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>>169815951
i can be your piss jug anon i'll drink your piss straight from the tap
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>>169815951
>before I have to empty it.

>not having your mom empty your piss jugs

Look at this faggot over here everyone.
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>>169815951
>piss jugs
why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom every few games?
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>>169815818
>champs will just have armour pen built into their abilities?
First of all, some champions already have that. Darius and Garen E, GP barrels etc.

Second of all that isn't what I mean. I mean champions having abilities which have damage ratios dependent on lethality. Currently AD increases the damage a champion does, while armor penetration does not increase the damage a champion does directly, rather it reduces the amount of damage reduction an enemy has (and by extension does more damage).

Duskblade's passive deals 75 + 200% lethality damage. The lethality inself increases the damage the attack does, while still functioning as armor penetration. Essentially it's more efficient than AD.
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>>169816078
>normie logic
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>>169815371
Was it meant to be funny? Because I'm a degenerate fuck and I thought the last part was kind of erotic.

Also isn't Poppers dead
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>>169816078
>>169816063
>>169816020
>>169815951
haha league of legends!
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>>169800396
you are retarded.
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>>169815951
>not setting your battle station up around the toilet itself

It's like you don't take league OR shitting the least bit seriously.
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Lulu is for _____
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>get absolutely shit on top lane
>feed my fucking ass off like its my job
>jungler doesn't want to help (which i understand)
>go into his jungle and take every single camp/buff i can
>do nothing but cs for 20 minutes
>jungler wont stop raging about me taking his camps and being useless
>get my items and go on 7+ kill streaks
>win
>3 games in a row
that really activates my almonds
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>>169816113
>wanting the smell of fermenting nitrogen compounds
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>>169816228
not shitposting
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Is mid entitled to blue buff?
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>>169815951
just connect a big tube to the toilet and have your mom blow the piss into it every couple of games

at first mine was hesitant to do this so I just let the piss leak all over the floor to show her what happends
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>>169816228
tossing into a wood chipper
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>>169816486
You gotta earn that shit. Don't expect a blue buff if you've died 2-3 dies solo.
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Why is it that Vladimir can literally be blood, but Graves can't have a cigar?
Why is it that Karthus, Sion, and Urgot are undead, but Graves can't have a cigar?
Why is it that Kled can swear, but Graves can't have a cigar?
Why is it that psychos like Shaco, Jhin, Renekton, and Mundo can go around with their lores, but Graves can't have a cigar?
Why is it that Gragas can drink booze, but Graves can't have a cigar?
Why is it that devil Teemo skin can exist, but Graves can't have a cigar?
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>tfw no piss pig bf to drink my urine when i play league
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>>169816561
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>>169816635
lol nice meme dude xD
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>>169816635
Also:

Why can a devil teemo skin exist, but the word "satan" is filtered in chat?
Why can Mundo run around with a BIG FAT FUCKING HALF-FULL SYRINGE STICKING OUT OF HIS SHOULDER and Graves can't have a cigar?

I swear every time I see that syringe I just imagine Mundo patting Graves on the head patronizingly and saying "Now now, we have to encourage kids to take substance abuse seriously"
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>vs tank teemo top
>entire team focuses him, allowing twitch to shred through them without taking any damage

why are people retarded
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>>169816635
because a cigar is something legal that you literally can do unlike the others, and doesn't really matter for his gameplay unlike gragas' case
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>>169816486
No one in the game is entitled to anything.
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>>169791636
He definitely qualifies as friendly though with the lore update. He gave that kid warm milk after the kid nogged into his house!
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>>169816486
Not when I'm jungling desu
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>floor(5027/2)-25*20+4
>still no logout function
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>there are people that are so autistic that they need to be banned to reform their autistic behavior
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>>169816971
I like viktor, his lore update made it clear that hes a sperg with good intentions but no idea of social behaviours


the lore has in general been pretty good although I didnt like Jannas one. the whole mythical shit doesnt really do it for me with janna
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>>169816228
non-penetrative fun
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>>169817002
>floor(5027/2)-25*20+4
I kekd
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>>169814969
Yeah I remember the Twitch deal.
I meant to say I haven't been here in some time though I wasnt so active even before that but I definitely don't remember this text ero bullshit.
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>>169816635
Why does the 33rd % of my patch take 95% of my patch time? How is that a fucking percent?
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>>169816125

(she got a rework ;))

>>169815927

I'll work on it

>>169815494

Got a few ideas

I'm lazy so it'll be a minute before anyone sees anything new
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>>169816228
for the State
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>>169816078
>>169816186

why would you barbarians not give your nitrogen back to the soil instead of flushing it down the toilet?
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>>169817135
why wont you penetrate her? Do you think she doesnt deserve it?
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>>169816486
no, even if the jungler is manaless
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>>169816486
Most midlaners need it more or can put it to better use than most junglers, but that's about it. If your midlaner builds morello he doesn't really need blue and you can tell him that, if he uses mana and doesn't build morello most of the time you better give your blue to him. Also, varus/ezreal are kinda good users too, varus much more since he uses more mana and doesn't always builds tear (even if he does he stacks it much slower).
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>>169817390
don't, do that Twitch thingie instead
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>even if annie loses lane completely she'll still be able to stun the enemy team's MVP and remove half its hp with point and clicks
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>>169817407
>not give your nitrogen back to the soil

I found out there are zoning regulations against that where I live. Who knew?
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>>169817407
>doesn't know how the water systems work
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>>169813853
>how many time
Why?
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>>169817407
But that's what your municipal sewage system does, you filthy hippie. They sell your poop to fertilizer manufacturers.
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>>169817416
I would penetrated ahri and never pull out but that anon was talking about lulu who is only for turning into a smoothie
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What would happen if Sion was actualy ressurected by Mordekaiser?
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>>169814363
>>169814363
Nice grammar.
captcha; school attenti
obviously you didn't pay attenti in school
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>>169817416
Lulu is too tight for grownup support duties.

>>169817747
he would smell even worse
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>>169817747
What would happen if Veigar was rescued by Riven before he went mad?
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>>169817747
wouldn't have fancy blood magic, but would be less fucked up and rotten so he'd have his skill from when he was alive
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>When your ADC isn't an auto filled monkey and knows his champion
>tfw you set up plays and he follows through
>he heals to save you
>you click together and carry the game

No better feel honestly.
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>ranked on bronze v acc
>first pick
>pick champ and leave room
>come back
>game just started
>turns out we have 2 tops, 2 junglers and 1 mid
>they all feed except one dude that left game before he managed to feed anyone
>after he left our 'mid' started spamming "remke plese remke we lose remke"
>in 8th fucking minute
spoiler: we lost
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>>169817515
>Complaining about Annie in 2017
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>first ranked game ever
>before remake was a thing
>1 person doesn't connect
>2 more feed then afk
>first afk comes back
>feeds

similar things happened the next 3 games, permanently fucked up my mmr
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what are some champions like jarvan? all in, full damage splitpushers that also have game changing ultimates?
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>>169817979
>had an annie support
>to keep the zyra support off my ass
i mean sometimes its good to have a basic bitch and sometimes its not. this case its good
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>>169817452
How exactly can they use blue to better use than most junglers, and who does that include?
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>>169817515
Woah it's almost like if you lose lane you aren't completely useless and harmless.
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>buffing Cho out of nowhere

Why rito
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smallcat what are you doing
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>>169817996
>3 games permanently fuck up your mmr
why don't you just win 3 in a row
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>>169818116
>he doesnt want jayce mid with blue
baka
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>>169818107
>playing annie support
>in 2017
not even jared "annie bot" play that shit now
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riot bring back journal of justice so we can look into the daily life of ww fetching a ball and chasing his tail
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>>169818228

>implying cho has not been in a bad spot for the last 6 patches
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>>169818304
i was the adc
the lack of plants growing out of my ass was very much a well needed breath of air
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>I got the worst Bard skin off my free chest

FUCK

(it's elderwood)
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>>169818410
is it a permanent?
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>>169818235
>qt gets 500 buck from some guy over multiple donations
>doesn't even say "thank you"
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>>169818032
Vi, Camille, Nocturne kind of, Lee Sin, Darius, illaio, Kled. Most assassins and Melee AD carries fall into those descriptions too
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what are some red flags?
>skt t1 in the name
>X or feed
>best X region
>autolocking at all
>any sort of weeb shit
>saying xd
>korean in the name when not on a korean server
>playing yasuo, riven, zed, lucian, nasus, lux
>not having a mastery emblem
>spewing twitch memes
>especially kappa
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>>169818410
im sorry for your loss

you can get chromas in those fuckers right?
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>>169818312
Riot bring back Journal of Justice so we can look into the daily life of Jinx messing with Vi
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>>169818312
i want to chase warwick's tail and let him knot me
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>>169815015
supports are NOT for lewd
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>>169817567
>>169817568
>>169817694


>giving your nitrogen

Bet you don't even have your own leaf mould, compost bin, or black soldier larvae production unit to feed your back yard chickens.
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>>169818440
No, but I won't get a premium chest again

normal chests are going to give me a malphite champion shard, not a guaranteed skin for the only champ I own

>>169818504
I think you need to spend sheckels for chromas, not included in the skin shards
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>>169818561
>supports not for lewd
wtf is this blasphemy
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>>169818626
>chromas not in chests
wow thanks riot
fuckin JEWS
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>>169815015
Even Alistar?
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>>169818609
Oddly enough, you'd lose that bet on everything but the chickens.

Black Soldier Fly are incredible, aren't they? I love just opening the can and staring at them as they squirm and wriggle in a sticky mass.
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>>169816486
only when both the jungler and mid are good

if the mid is shit the jungler shouldnt give it to him and if the jungler is shit he WONT give it to his mid

if both players are smart and want to climb it should be given over to the champion that could use cooldowns and mana more

just like red buff going to the ranged champion with the most attack speed and harald should be given to the champion with the best split push pressure

pantheon/twisted fate would do better with it than your ignite flash darius
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>>169818032
it sounds to me you want some Divers™

Divers™ not listed are Kled and Camille because they're kinda new
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>>169815015
Little man, Braum is not sure to have heard clearly.

What is "mouthfuck"?
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>tfw no Syndra to step on me and on my pathetic face
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Is double morello like secret OP on liss or something?
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Is Tardzaned our guy?
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>>169818825
Pardon me, you don't mouthfuck Braum.

You stand behind him.
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>>169818825
Want me to show you? Close your eyes and say "AHHH"
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>>169818897
what am i looking at
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>>169818897
Are you retarded or something?
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>>169818897
I remember that was a thing in S5 for anivia
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>>169818928
hes my daddy
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>>169818990
>>169818992
>recommended shows to buy 2 morellos
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>>169818741

Hell yeah, i give my chickens about a 1/3rd of what i produce, dehydrate the rest to make a protein meal that's pretty solid.
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>>169818936
You assfuck him then?
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>>169818928
nah
I don't like his voice
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>>169818116
Heavily pressure mid (or top if we're talking someone like jayce who can rape anyone with spells but runs out of mana really quick) by spamming spells on cd which results in tower/kills/roam or at the very least good farm and farm denying for the enemy mid. Most junglers don't have mana problems unless we're talking very early, but you never give out your 1st and maybe even 2nd blue anyway, unless you know what you're doing and playing with coordinated team. Most junglers don't use mana as much as mid, and they have insane mana regen through smite item anyway. I mean of course it's situational and you may get buttmad when he loses blue to gank but in most cases you're only going to benefit from giving your blue to a person who needs mana the most, and it's usually not jungler. If you're carrying on mana jg while your team is just there sucking dicks then sure, keep it to yourself, but in a good game giving out blue is good. Most pros do that for a reason, and it is considered standard in normals too, not to the point of being entitled obviously.
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>>169819053
But it only shows one, you...you....DOUBLE NIGGER

Are you counting Fiendish Codex as a morellos?
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>Yasuo players flaming in bots

Can we please just line em all up and shoot them ffs
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>>169818116
yasuo
>>
Jayce might be a cunt, but at least he's not using altruism as a means to experiment on people, only to then use them for his personal attack drones.
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>>169819167
>there is a literal "2" on morello
youre either pretending to be retarded or missing that the recommended is saying "buy 2"
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>>169819092
Well, that's the joke at least.
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>>169819174
I had someone in bots threaten to ragequit because I wasn't sharing any kills. I don't think they thought that one through
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Beta male here looking for abuse alpha duo partner. EUW.
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>>169816486
Yes, always.
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>>169819269
i want jayce to play with my cunt
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Suppose Heroes of Newerth goes bankrupt and sells the rights to all their champions. Which ones would you want Riot to nab so they can be repurposed into League of Legends?
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>>169819448
none, shit game shit heroes
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>>169819397
I want Jayce to bash Viktor's head in.

and then propose to Vi
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>>169819397
i want jayce to empowered shockblast my asshole in urf
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>>169819382
>tfw no cute beta males in NA to duo with

NA fuckin sucks
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>>169819569
S-sorry anon. You can take it out on me.
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>>169819558
>vi/jayce
litterally niels tier ship
i bet you like riven/zac
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>>169819558
Is that Jayce and Kat?
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>>169819657
shut up faggot
>>
This general is more cancerous than /hsg/ and /tf2g/ combined
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>>169819787
Okay, sorry.
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>>169819382
i would duo with your but this picture is terrible, i bet you're some shitty cakeboy.
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>>169819713
>two people from the same city getting shipped together
>lol wat a autist xD

You need to kys yourself.
>>
>>169819713
>implying Jayce wouldn't find submissive women boring and not challenging
>implying he wouldn't totally fall in love with Vi
>implying Jayce wasn't the one who made Vi's hextech fists.
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>>169819859
It's just a picture.
>>
what are the best runes to run on annie middle
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Teach me how to play Thresh?
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I want to look EXACTLY like shyvana!
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>>169819885
oh yeah i bet it means i can ship warwick and mundo then they're from the same city after all
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>>169817119
I enjoy the lore as well, though I'm annoyed they turned Yordles, who were once just friendly hobbit folk, into mystical whatsits that just appear like hobbits to humans.
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>>169820108
Nah unless you are a furry. Jayce/Vi is cute tho :3
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>>169820108
>literally only 3 female champions from piltover
>ones an old cyborg bitch
Gee anon, you really put it in perspective for me.
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>>169819851
stop apologizing its annoying
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>>169820334
>old cyborg bitch

SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>169820108
lmao what if somebody from real life saw this comment in context

do you ever think about that
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>>169820373
s-sorry
>>
ima gril lol
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>>169820491
they'd probably be like "that's a good ship"
>>
are champions like yas having KDAs like 1.89 and below okay? I know everytime i have a yas on my team or any '""""le high risk melee"""" they have shit kdas. is that a good excuse or just something they say?

t. adc main with pretty good kdas
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>>169820536
stupid
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>>169820102
I really like Shyvana she Is very fun!

But I'm hot very good at her, do you have any tips for me friend?
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>>169820601
>caring about your kda
The only thing that matters is that you win.
If you didn't help your team win you're bad.
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>>169820586
>>169820108
>mundo
>not twitch
TWITCH/WARWICK IS CUTE
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>>169820665
a-anon, p-pls dont b-bully me :^(
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>>169818928

pretty much

>love his chat

>autistic jungler that lives with his mom

>every 5 min call reddit a bunch of retard kids

>hate tobias

>got his ass permabanned
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>>169820807
then do what I tell you and stop feeding idiot
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How can I alter the game as a Support main? I can't stop feed. Do I just try my best and hope for the best?

Also my friends keep telling me I should die more as a support to setup kills, is that true? I don't really play aggressive, I'm more opportunistic.
>>
>>169820857
Why does he hate our guy Tobias
>>
>>169820912
play better
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>>169820912
>playing the yellow meme robot
Just play Janna.
>>
>>169820980
>>169820857
How can you hate tobias, he's just a chill dude
>>
this game is so fucking awful man, so many fucking worthless stupid fucking people play it.
how will there every be a serious online game again in America???
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>>169821053
>>169821024

I'm a Bronzie but I'll try to play better.
>>
>>169820980
>>169821129
haha pirates xDD lul pirate music


hes pure cancer anyone over age 15 would agree
>>
>>169821129
>turns his mic off the majority of the time because he's too tilted and just cant even

i like him but he isnt really chill
>>
>>169820912
>Also my friends keep telling me I should die more as a support to setup kills, is that true
Don't be a pussy or a dumbass is the only advice I can give.
>>
>>169820718
Take exhaust smite, get double daggers+boots back

get your jungle red item to duel anybody coupled with exhaust, finish frozen mallet first

and try sneaking a dragon around lv6-7 if you see the opportunity
>>
>>169821226
I'm over the age of 15 and I disagree

He's a pretty chill guy, but that's just my opinion
>>
>>169773932
hold hands and ask if I could use her lap as a pillow
>>
>>169821151
There won't now that online gaming is mainstream. Mainstream means every retards is interested dragging the whole down.

If you want good online games you have to go to games with small communities
>>
>>169820980

he flamed tobias on stream

people find him out and post it on reddit

collateral damage
>>
>>169820980
Because Tobias is fucking garbage?
>>
>>169816486
Fuck no. If 0/4 Ryze runs up while I'm doing blue buff I fucking smite that shit.

It's one thing if you're 0/0/0. I'll consider it because you aren't feeding your ass off and you might be able to use it to win lane. But if you're some garbage-ass Ahri who's 0/3 at 8 minutes, you can fuck right off. Same with the shitty fucking 1/9 vayne or yasuo running up to try and take my red buff, I'll flash-smite if I fucking have to.
>>
This game 100% makes Americans seem like the most dog shit people on the fucking planet. such fucking losers holy shit.
>>
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>1:20
>eve walks into brush
>auto q auto her for half her health
>lux throws e does like 80 dmg
>morg q's her
>auto for last hit
>lux starts absolutely losing her shit and cursing at us
>"WANNA SEE ME INT?"
>she starts losing lane on accident
>"thank bot lane for this loss :^)"
>starts coming bot and feeding
>still 6/0
>eve is now 7/2 from feeding off of lux
>"Im leaving because my internets about to cut off, thank our support for the loss"
>she leaves, team overides my no surrender vote
>eve talks shit in post game lobby saying she fed the kill on purpose to "level the playing field"
How the fuck, do this many retarded people all have a mecha trip to one fucking game
>>
>>169790718
>tfw rerolled random skins and got Draven Draven
>tfw don't even own him
>>
>>169820334
Yeah but she's cute!
>>
>>169821593
t. Bronze

I bet you tax too.
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>>169821309
Thanks very much anon!

Hopefully I'll get out of bronze this season
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>>169818860
Exactly, because she doesn't do that you disgusting subhuman
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>>169821680
>going out of your way to let bad players feed your resources away
t. feeding gangplank mid
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>>169821226
having a theme is fine and he has a healthy following of people that enjoy him and his theme.

you have fucking autism. get checked.

i bet 100% of what u listen to is trance and amine shit
>>
>>169820092
Learn to land your Q and then you-re ready to win the game.
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But I just dodged
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>>169821751
>implying I ever called anyone subhuman
>starting to post as if it was me posting
please don't do that...
>>
>>169821792

its fine that he has a theme, my problem is that its obviously childish and made to appeal to a younger audience. I havent watched much of him because the music was godawful, and I dont care for GP

I think he can be chill but his stream just isnt in interviews he seems ok

pull that dick out of your mouth
>>
14 day ban cause I tell my support to ward baron. this game is epic!!!!
>>
>2/0/9
>100% kill participation
>gotten 3 towers
>secured 2 dragons
>secured rift herald
>stole baron
>ganking constantly

and yet SOMEHOW it's MY fault we lost
>>
>>169821969
I'm willing to bet that's not all you said
>>
>>169821226

>most LoL players are autistic retards
>all popular LoL streamers cater to autistic retards

not seeing an issue here
>>
>>169821898
>not bad if you play it right

That could be said about any matchup but that doesn't mean you should.

Holy shit GAS ALL YASUOS
>>
>>169821969
i guarantee that's not why you were banned
>>
>>169820092
Land q, use box if it's not max range because it drags people into the box, learn to flash>e backwards etc
go max cdr thunderlords for full memes
>>
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>>169821751
But I'm handsome and no girl has ever been dominant to me
>>
why are all the spin moves in this game so op
>>
>>169812918
sion with frozenheart/IBG and Black Cleaver

for extra spicy memes, get stormraiders and 45% CDR.

ult every 32 seconds.
>>
>>169821998
It is always the junglers fault that your laner died 1v1 three times. Remember that always
>>
This game has way too many shitty players to make anyone that doesn't have autism want to try hard at it.
>>
>>169822007
you know, i never thought of it that way, there could be a lot of money in this
>>
>>169822105
>le garen is op meme
>>
>These patchnotes
>nerfs everywhere
>chogath randomly buffed

For what fucking purpose?

>masteries are power creeping

This is a joke right?
>>
>>169822067
There's just not enough dominant girls in general
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>>169821929
Oh shit i've been discovered
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>>169821898
>yasuo adc
>yasuo jungle
>bard top
>gangplank mid
>karthus jungle
>kennen adc
Twitch was a fucking mistake
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>>169821967
>my problem is that its obviously childish and made to appeal to a younger audience

so is streams. you watching streams makes you a kid.
play the game for fun. watch the streamer for entertainment.

Stop playing the adult when you're nothing more then a child yourself pretending to be daddy.
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fav champ and current listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prMpL4Vi7kU
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>>169813774
>iterally just cut it in half
Like they did to her ult?
>>
>>169822175
>Garen isn't a soloq monster

lol
>>
Does anyone else notice how almost every single Thresh player on NA are the biggest fucking tools around?
Like yea bro thresh is a great champion to climb with and not an ap carry for support fucking great thinking.
>>
>>169813774
>akali needs a nerf
What is this hot new meme
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>>169822185
But Syndra is very dominant, right?
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>>169821969
>cause I tell my support to ward baron

Why do you lie, you lying liar.
>>
>>169821680
>Taxing
>Bad
If bot lane is collectively 0/6/2 and I just got a good gank off, you better goddamn believe I'm taking all the creeps when I help shove the lane up. The whole "just let me hit late game xD" meme is a fucking lie from bronze all the way up to masters.
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>>169822212
if im not daddy then why do you seek my validation so much?

like I give a shit what you watch, all im saying is hes not our guy I personally prefer non "epuc memes bruh" streamers


if you brought up the argument of league being a kids game I wouldve repescted it more
>>
>>169821194
>4:2 janna
>3:2 zyra
>1:1 sona
yeah supporting sure is the problem
it's totally not your blitz pick at all
>>
>>169813774
>Akali needs a nerf

lmfao?

What do you call the rework they gave her in the assassin update?

They gutted her passive and made her clunkier than shit to play while solving none of her issues.

kys she needs a proper rework not more nerfs while she's in her current gutter state
>>
>>169822184
>now do 103% damage instead of 105%

huge change, this truly affects all the champions I play. Now instead of requiring 10 auto attacks at lvl 1 to get a kill, it will require 10 auto attacks!

FUCKING GUTTED
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>>169822362
Not what you mean for dominant, stop with that fiction.
>>
I want to look EXACTLY like janna!
>>
>hurr durr carry hurder
>>
>>169822362
Yes but she's an exception. And there's not a lot of fapfics of syndra that aren't full masochism
>>
>>169822175
>950% AD scaling
>not op
>Kat ult not op
>Wukong ult not op
>Yasuo E Q not op
>>
>>169822175

>he dosent know about the tiltmonster of korea soloq
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>>169822281
zac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ELIRCmdH-I
i'm playing super paper mario
>>
>>169822413
>laners are behind
>get them even more behind by taxing

lmao kys idiot

The junglers entire job is to get his laners ahead not put them even further behind.

And if they're feeding that badly clearly the enemy jungler is doing his job while you aren't.
>>
>>169822429
>like I give a shit what you watch

as you splerg out when someone talks about him like a religious zealot when someone says anything about him >>169821226

go get pills and a gallon of bleach
>>
>>169822521

Y A S U E D
>>
Americans are worthless this game 100% proves it.
>>
>>169822670
The jungler's job is to control objectives like dragon. Ganks are a luxury.
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>>169822497
Thought you only post irelia anon

are you this ireliaanon?

>>169822493
>>169822530
sigh, why is life so cruel?

I just want to lick her feet 24h and i want her to call me whatever she likes and she should laugh devilishly about my pathetic existence

can you help me?
>>
>>169820912
if you can't win as blitz then you're not forcefeeding kills to your team by landing hooks on squishies.
>>
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>>169822691
>sperg out
>writes entire books to prove me wrong
>is more triggered than a nam vet at nye

ill pass on the bleach senpai but thanks for the laughs
>>
>>169822521
>15 kills on Zed
>enemy vayne has no deaths

hmmm
>>
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What is the best soraka skin?

>>169822497
C-can i reward you anon?
>>
>>169822175
garens spin against shit players is actually pretty crazy

each tick applys cleaver, four ticks shreds armor, on a single target the damage ramps up insanely, not to mention what it does if theyre marked as a villan

kats many spin moves shit out damage

dariuss spin puts out a shit ton of aoe damage AND heals his ass

trynds spins pretty weak desu

wukongs spin is fucking cancer that doesnt need explanation
>>
>>169822789
the jungler's job is to win the game, regardless of how he does it*
>>
Why does yasuo ALWAYS feed?

why is there literally no exception to this?
>>
>>169822591
Lathality is only strong if you can use it. Any ranged champion, or a stronger duelist like darius/illaoi and he gets dumpstered in lane which is the only place he's relevant
>>
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>>169822670
>it's the jungler's job to win my lane for me
>>
>>169822836
>lulufag

I see now why you're such a faggot. go die in a fire.
>>
>>169822789
>Ganks are a luxury

LOL

You're one of those idiots that picks Lee Sin/Nidalee then power farms like he's a devourer Yi.
>>
>>169822813
No I can't, now get the fuck out fucking degenerate.
>>
>>169822813
I honestly don't care about feet but I want to be her plaything and have her bully me for her amusement
>>
>>169822998
No I pick jungle Mordekaiser and ram dragons down mid
>>
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>>169822813
He isnt I only shyvanapost lately
>>
>>169823065
oh I see, you have brain damage.
>>
>>169822617
>tfw there'll never be a zac skin with buu's clothing
>>
>there's people in this thread who dont listen to metal while playing warwick

SMDH FAMPAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAJNDhuvas
>>
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>>169823046
oke sry

>>169823104
hngggggg i love this picture

strange, i didnt see him like for 1 week
>>
Which game do you think has more gay Americans playing it?
This game or Overwatch?
>>
>>169822981
>getting your carries ahead is bad
>junglers exist to jack off and miss their smites
>>
Which champion is the most THICC
>>
>>169822719
Not all Yasuos are fucking atrocious, but this guy said nothing when he picked Yas top even though nobody wanted him to pick it. He is level 4 on the champ, and fucking unranked. Yorick soloed him under our inhib turret after taking the 2 first tiers at 13 min. Everyone else played like shite as well. I don't know what Elise did, cause bot said they got no ganks, and I remember I got none (though she did try once) and she got spanked 2v1 by Yorick at top. Overall a shit team, but it's my fault, cause I didn't carry hard enough, right?

>>169822852
Vayne played quite well. I was mostly killing Lee, Taliyah + trying to help top early to mid game, so I never really met her. In teamfights she played quite well, and teamates peeled. Of course, my team couldn't really set anything up either, so I just couldn't. Good point though, but surely I played well enough to deserve a win...

>>169822954
There are exceptions, we just remember the bad experiences better, like >>169822521
>>
what's hot in top lane right now?
>>
>>169823375
camille
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>>169823258
i got 3 day vacation, just came back today
>>
Does anyone else just play this game to talk with all these people with max level special needs?
Truly some special ass people that play this game.
>>
>>169823393
You should have been shoving and roaming bot to delete that bitch every chance you got.

Granted the MF build really gets my neurons firing but replace her with anyone else and she'd be able to take advantage of a tilted feeding vayne.

Nothing tilts an ADC harder than a Zed that won't stop roaming bot every time his ult his up.
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>>169823494
oh thats great to hear, im really glad that youre back

>>169823518
Sometimes when im playing aram, but it gets boring very fast
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New Thread

>>169823585

>>169823585

>>169823585

Move When Ready
>>
>>169823494
>ywn get a lapdance from Irelia
>>
>>169822985
Im not a lulufag though, just posted lulu
>>
>>169823591
You're right. That's a Zed's job. But their Lee pressured quite well at mid, and so did Taliyah (if you count my teamates feeding her, she actually did well) And as I said, top was pushed to inhib at 13 min, and was getting 2v1'ed under turret. I couldn't just ignore that, or atleast that's how I felt. Thanks for the advice though.
>>
>shit on the yas top who flashed his mastery right before i killed him
>game is even
>somehow we all shit the bed
>now the yas who pops his mastery 7 gets to win undeservedly
>>
>>169821898
And I lost
As expected yas fed jhin because he pushed the whole game and the enemy team had tf and fed his ass off
Shoulda dodged again
>>
>>169824467
Why is kled so based
>>
>2/12/2 fiora with 108 farm 30 mins into the game
>teemo mid
>quinn adc
>wukong jg

This isn't going to end well.
>>
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Should I buy 5 lootboxes? I'll post results itt
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>>169824768
sure fuck it do it
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>>169824845
Let's begin then...What's behind chest number one?
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>24 minutes into the game
>vayne splitting by herself
>dies to the leblanc
>spams missing pings mid and throws a fit

Bitch we are almost half an hour into this fucking game, there are no lanes anymore.
>>
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>>169822210
Botlane Kennen has existed since S2.

>mfw people call me a rekekles fanboy when i pick it
>>
>>169805423
>fun heros
Back to overwatch
>>
>>169825001
Dont make this 7 images, just post the loot.

Also we hit bump limit
>>
how do i get into the eu discord? i dont wanna join the na one cause its full of autists and shitposting
>>
>>169832710
boy are you in a for surprise
>>
>>169833027
really?
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