/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

So was Trevor actually gay for Michael?

>>169728413
>add pink stunt suit
>it's the one literally nobody wears
>it's not even hot pink

It's almost like J* don't understand their audience.

>>169729018
At least it's not another smoking jacket.

>>169728664
That's called friendship, but i guess you're not that familiar with it.

are there any women playing in gtag?

>finally finish grinding unfair race for race wins
>get all upgrades for tempesta chan
>join stunt race
>one of the new ones
>people attempt to PIT me but fail miserably
>win 1st
>get 50k
WHOA!

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Does anyone here keep track of their average daily uptake?
>tfw making at least $400k in each sitting

I currently have 2 characters on PC. If I do the steps to get returning player content will my current characters be deleted?

>>169731479
If by women you mean men playing as women then yes. There is a lot.

>>169733584
>>169731479
We have lots of Women (Male), yes.

>>169731479
I know for a fact comehomewithme is a woman and she is mine i saw her first.

>>169731845
600 to 750k

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>>169735947
What do you do, anon?

>>169736163
Coke bike delivery is about 500k, some car sales can earn me atleast 100k and the occasional warehouse sale bumps it up even more.

>>169735796
Literally who?

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>>169736401
>coke bike delivery
>the occasional warehouse sale
I'm talking about everyday estimates, anon. Unless you've got a dedicated team on you at all times, I can't see how you'd do those things every day.

>>169736760
I can easily do a daily coke sale.

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So satisfied

>jet shitter is shitting up lobby
>inevitably goes for me during vehicle export
>crashes trying to strafe me
>gets back to being a shitter

Fast forward 30 mins

>jet shitter wants me to be an associate.
>hes still being a shitter
>I build up his trust being a shiity also
>hurts but it had to be done
>after a while he wants to do cargo missions
>spend 45 mins or so doing this
>jet shitter has invited you to his warehouse
>half full
>fuck yea
>2 plane cargo drop
>get to LSIA
>he sets off first
>I take off and immediately ditch it in the drink
>send him a text along the lines of "omg so sorry ill help work it back" so he doesnt boot me
>steal passenger jet
>fly straight for him and Allah Akbar the rest of his shipment

Mfw as I switched sessions

>>169737083
k

>>169736498
The platform where there are real women, PS4

can a fellow gta fag do a mission with me. people online are fucking useless as shit, die all the time. need to do a set up mission without the fuckery for once

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>>169736915
You do have a dedicated team, then?

>>169737164
>PS4
lol

>>169737083
>passive jetshitter fucking with the lobby for past half hour
>jetshitter decides he's people now
>while other shitters are still ruining everything he exports a car and activates ghost organization
>grab buzzard
>see where jetshitter left and backtrack until i'm near a major highway
>he drives right under me
>start pursuing him to the checkpoint
>don't do anything but hover directly above him just to indicate that i know where he is
>shitter can't lose me
>he gets out, pulls out his homing launcher and tries to take me
>lure him away from the car while dodging every rocket
>when he's finally far enough, fire a single rocket at his location
>land, enter the car and speed off
>shitter leaves
>tfw free car

>>169735796
this

comehomewithme is a cute german girl

>>169738241
If it wasnt for her id still be struggling in auto aim sessions

>>169737164
Over the past year on PS4 I've seen far more women than on xbox. I never understood meeting women through games, it's the equivalent of a straight woman going to a male strip club to find a date. You don't even know what she looks like. She could be a nigger

>>169738665
we could all be niggers tbqh, fingers crossed

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why is CEO bullshark so OP and why arent you using it fags?

>>169737314
Only the occasional gtager that helps me out.

>>169738895
fuck off brucie i'm not buying your shit

>>169738895
what does it do?

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>>169738665
>mfw meet a wonam in game and has that confident bitchy attitude
make me your bitch, please

>>169738241
r-really?

>>169738895
Nice try Brucie.

>>169739082
Increases damage resistance for a minute.

>>169738895
don't need it to fight NPCs and I just disable it for randoms when fighting randoms

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>>169739041
c'mon bud, get juicin'

>>169739082
makes you a bullet sponge that outputs way more damage
no cooldown time too!


also it might do funny stuff to your balls

>>169739082

Shitter juice for unskilled players

>>169739407
>skill
>he doesn't enjoy pissing off xchinanumba1_420x fags

>>169739098
No. comehomewithme is 100% a guy.

t. I've talked with him in chat

>>169739582
prove it bitch

>>169739696
Send him a party invite if you don't believe me.

can i get an invite to crew

I pity those that will meet paths with Curry during double $$

>>169740034
sent ;)

>>169739353
>no cooldown time too!

makes it too easy to catch players with sightseer because of this tbqh

once you try to spawn it then you're done. pickup broken, drop limit reached, no more bst until you leave the session

>>169740101
>NODO and racing crew fags ruining my ez money
REEEEE

Guys im struggling

I was happy with my rat rod but now im not. I want a decently priced sports car with ok modding options. Suggestions?

>>169739786
not proof, she's a girl goodbye now

>>169740467
elegy is great and its free

>>169740467
Yes.

>>169740467
Buy a Lynx.

jk, don't ever buy that turd. Do you want something race-capable or just something fun to drive with mod options? The Sports class is a very broad class.

>>169740687

Fun to drive with decent-ish mod options

>not too bothered about racing
>im not 10 years old

So nothing that fulfills either of those categories really

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>>169740467
Have you considered a Tropos?

>>169741198
get a muscle car

>>169741320
this, except don't fucking lower it like in that picture

>>169741320

I have actually but from of export missions the customisation options didnt really wow me

Are there more options in LSC?

>>169741320
>lowering it
you fucking faggot

>>169741198
I know you're referring to supercars which is dumb because only 90 year olds and football players own those

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>>169741654
Unfortunately no, but removing the livery/spoiler makes it look sufficiently street-worthy. It also has godly traction like the Omnis, which is necessary to have for races that take place off-road and/or during rainy weather.

>>169740467
I'm a fan of the Comet, it's one of the cheapest sports cars, is fast as fuck in a straight line and handles like its trying to kill you. Customization is meh (bumpers, spoilers, wheel arches and roll cage) so it might not be exactly what you're looking for.

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>>169741320

>>169741616
>>169742308
>>169742834
omg who the hell cares

>>169742536
some of the supercars are tasteful

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>>169742834
Cheer up, Tropos.

>>169743134
I like the Osiris and T20. But shit like the X80 are just in the roleplaying as batman territory.

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hur guys there are girls in the crew

who cares

>>169743834
I do

btw I am a girl

>>169742561

I was torn between tropos and zentorno because I had my eye on that one for a while.

I bit the bullet and opted for the zentorno but im going to replace my warrener with the tropos when I get sick of it

I know the zentorno kinda goes against what I said about not wanting to look 10 but I guess if I want to start racing ive read its one of the best you can use

>>169743810
penetrator is also a good one

>>169743834
that image is so true it hurts.
even the ones that sound fucking cute

best car warehouse location? they're 25% off right now so I'm not too bothered about grinding a little more for the more expensive ones.

>>169744267
the one in el burro heights
cheap and away from shitters

>>169744201
There's also a fair number of underweight fujoshis.

can you trade your warehouses up?

for example, I already own one of the shitty ones but if I wanted a better one at a different location can I trade the one I already have in towards the new one?

>>169744939
No buy a shark card

>>169744386
I learned my lesson. I met a girl once who was curious about what i looked like.
she wanted wanted to trade pics.
I sent her one of me and i literally told her she shouldn't send one back.
She sent one anyways.
and from the look of it, she really shouldn't have.

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rec me some tuner cars

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>>169743834

No entirely true. Current gf is sort of a gamer. Cute as button, not like the stereotypes at all.

On the flip side ex was a ganer too. I was blinded by a recent breakup and apparently couldn't see how unattractive she was. Not a ham-planet just that I could only describe her as "a log" when asked

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>>169745450
>I could only describe her as "a log" when asked

>>169745576

I may need to give an explanation for this

My current gf was watching some show about body types. Apparently womens body types are "stick" "pear" "apple" and "hourglass" (named after their respective shapes.

She asked what my ex's was after her own and I said "a log"

Id never seen anyone laugh as hard and as long in my life

>>169745962
that is fucking hilarious. gave me hiccups

Are the Trophy Truck/Desert Raid any good? Or should I get a Contender?

>>169746749

Not sure a about the desert raid but I cab testify that the trophy truck is the most fun ive had in a while

>>169746749
The best way to describe a trophy truck is that it's like a cat. Always lands on it's feet

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>>169745450
>Not a ham-planet just that I could only describe her as "a log" when asked
made me chuckle

I met a gamur girl through 4chan a few years ago. She only lived an hour from me and we met up a lot. Cute girl that I miss alot

>>169746749
Trophy truck is 10/10, nearly supercar fast over any surface.

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>>169747057

You will meet another anon

>>169747162
>>169747016
>>169746920
Neat, I've been wanting a fun new vehicle.

>>169743834

Is the Gargoyle any decent?

>>169748226
Do you want to climb vertical cliffs? Then yea it's great.

>>169748226
Cliffhanger best bike

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>>169747057
gf of four years dumped me last night

it's rough

>>169748552
>Falling for the real women meme
Asked for it

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>>169748552
It could be worse

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>>169748552
>it's rough
yeah, but better to have loved and lost right?

also, are there any of the ratty looking vehicles that actually perform decently? looking for a mad max mobile that isn't a slow piece of garbage like the rat rod tornado or the rat loader

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>>169748552
plenty of life left to live r-right anon?

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>watch a series on second screen while sourcing
>take a quick glance on what's happening
>frontal crash

>>169749119
Slamvan custom is pretty fast and your best option, it's mid-tier in muscle class. Bf injection or Bodhi are probably pretty good too, there's not much you can really have that's actually fast though.

Your only other options are Youga classic which is my favorite because of style, or the Voodoo, which is one of the slowest vehicles in the game.

>playing in a non /gtag/ lobby for the first time in a while
>minding my own business
>some shitter in his red and black zentorno
I almost forgot what game I was really playing, thanks

>>169750641
>>some shitter in his red and black zentorno drives up and kills me

end got cut off

>playing in a /gtag/ lobby for the first time in a while
>minding my own business
>some tranny in his blue and white muscle car drives up and kills me
I almost forgot what crew I was really in, thanks

>>169751364
i have a blue and white muscle car but my character isnt a tranny

alright so I need a fast off-road vehicle

right now my two contenders are the trophy truck and the brawler

>>169752513
Trophy Truck though Sandking is still great

>>169751364
First time i ever joined a crew lobby
>drive over to a group of the crew
>park across the street from them and get shot through my window by a crew member
>shrug it off and run back to my car
>get shot as i'm getting back into my car by another crew member
I do my own thing in a crew lobby.

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>>169750754
>mfw my end didn't get cut off.
Eat shit cutfags.

>>169752727
>>169751364
>Making up stories.
No crew killing is literally the only rule.

>>169751364
>>169752727
Why do I not believe you?

>>169752896
A rule that no one follows and only brings up when it suits them

>>169752896
>>Making up stories.
One of the guys who shot me was literally kicked for it. No need for false accusations.

>>169752970
>>169753001
>Liars can't even stick to one story.
Sad.

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>>169753063
>

>>169752896
that rule literally means nothing unless you kill an attentionfag/snitch

is there a gtag lobby going on PC?

>>169752513
Brawler has no brakes. Trophy truck or wastelander.

>>169753342
this.

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>>169739350
>mfw shitter leaves, rejoins and someone else disables BST

>>169753104
Is that a LuggageRobert?

Should they raise the pay you get for interfering with someones CEO work?

>>169744939
Yes

>>169754875
"we should pay trolls more money."

fuck off

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>>169754875

Thats a horrible idea

>>169753778

To be fair my only gripe with the trophy tuck is that the brakes are a bit shit too

Although it over-compensates for it on so many other levels

>>169754875
no, faggots already do it for free

i'd rather laugh at the shitter afterward assuming they're a broke faggot than watch people actively try to earn money from it

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Remember how happy we were?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzue74y7A84

>>169758025
What killed it? What killed this crew?

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Can someone refresh me on the method to shit LJT up forever please? He used to call maybe once twice an hour which qas tolerable but now its once or twice every 10 minutes. Usually when im trying to fight back against shitters which is making it 10 billion times more frustrating

>>169758025
It's all right there, anon! See all the fun in-game activities and vehicles, anon? It's all there, waiting for you!

>>169758334
>>169758560

Is Chinatown Wars any good?

>>169760480
Yes. It's so good I want another in that vein.

>>169758025
oh yes, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4

>>169755573
Have you ever driven a brawler? No brakes is not an exaggeration, it slows down barely faster than coasting to a stop. The Trophy truck is 1000x better.

>>169755573
The brawler is the only car in this game that I ever regret buying

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RIP

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Friendly reminder that the Desert Raid is an acceptable alternative to the Trophy Truck, with comparable performance, and that Raidbros and Trophybros should coexist peacefully.

>>169758560
Buy an MC business if you haven't already, do the initial supply mission, then immediately shut it down with full supplies. Malc and LJT will never bother you again.

Can I get a PC crew invite?
Name is CT11-4

>>169731479
It's the only online multiplayer game that I play who I don't have any female friends who play.

>>169741320
>>169741654
>>169742561
I got the tropos after really liking it from import/export, but it was weird, once I had it I started to really hate it. It's so prone to understeer, which I used to like, but now I prefer more oversteer-leaning cars. The rallye though, while it's fun on stunt races, I feel like is just a pain to drive around the city.

Honestly my favorite car to drive is still hands down my Mamba.

>>169767487
ye

>>169748226
The Gargoyle is fucking incredible. It's decently fast, as fast as a lot of your sports bikes, and holy cow it can just jump/bounce/and ramp off of just about anything. You can just wheelie into oncoming traffic and launch incredibly high, clearing buildings, and staying on your bike. I've bumped off of curbs and jumped onto buildings before. I've wheelied down a street, hit a curb, hot a few feet of air, hit a tree, drove up the tree, and did a flip onto the nearby building. It's fucking crazy. I love it so much.

>>169748226
get either a cliffhanger or a gargoyle, theyre both great bikes and really the only differences between them are cosmetic

>>169749119
>yeah, but better to have loved and lost right?
Not him but honestly I gotta say not really.

My last gf, we broke up around a year ago (right around valentine's day), and it still hurts. Everytime I think about her, every time I talk to her (we're still on good terms and speak as friends), and I still really like her and love talking to her, but even though the pain's dulled, and doesn't bite like it does, it's still there.

And honestly it certainly isn't outweighed by the good memories. I mean, I loved this girl, I still do, like I've never loved anyone else I dated. The literal happiest moment of my entire life, the moment I just felt so much joy I couldn't process it, was when she told me she loved me. But the pain of losing that is worse.

I wouldn't go back and change it though, I'm glad I got the time I did at least, and nothing would make me regret it, but I do admit I'd be a lot happier now if it hadn't happened.

>>169768910
>I'd be a lot happier now if it hadn't happened.
happier maybe, but less experienced.

It's understandable that people don't want to be hurt, but adversity is what turns a boy into a man.

maybe you shouldn't keep talking to this girl if it's keeping you from moving on.

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>>169745206
Go through the vehicle lists of the F&F movies or games like NFS. I'm sure you will find some inspiration there.

>>169768691
thanks senpai

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Into the trash it goes.

>>169770798
The new maps are cool though.

Also you're an idiot if you expected them to release new content randomly at the end of february with no warning

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>>169771012
I am/was waiting for discounts/boni on useful things, never mentioned content.

>>169771012
>races
>cool
Post discarded.

>be me
>play GTA Online for years on console
>bf wants to play
>buy him a copy for PC and buy myself one as well
>initially very impressed with the PC version
>fast forward a little bit
>doing CEO work with bf today
>suddenly game fucks up
>hackers tp'd everyone into a mosh pit full of players
>say "report and move on"
>drowned out in chat by 10 year olds begging for money
>eventually escape
>go back to doing CEO mission
>suddenly freeze in place
>hacker says "you will pay for that"
>game crashes

Wow the PC version is so amazing! Definitely the definitive edition.

>>169771012
I feel they needed more playtesting, there are a couple of spots were fully tricked cars are barely making jumps or my car would get caught on "flat" terrain that should have been caught if they did any QC.
I'm not saying they have to be perfect, a bit of jank is acceptable and sometimes it can make a track more interesting, but when someone literally can't complete a race because they picked the wrong /custom/ car there's something seriously wrong.

>>169771505
Why are you playing a game about cars?

>>169771559
>bf
deserved it faggot

>>169732517
No, your characters will be fine. Doing the returning player bonus will added the content to both characters and overwrite nothing.

looking for a re-invite, ign: comfyanon
pc universe

These new stunt races are cuh-razy!

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>>169780597
>Using ign over sc

>>169770798
REEEEE why didnt they discount the Tyrus?

I have 600k. I wonder if l can muster up enough bread to go CEO and buy a warehouse for 75%.
How much are the warehouses? How long till you start to see your money back once you go CEO and start l/E?

>>169771559
Should've just asked for money and switch sessions, preferably invite only.

I just got the pc version, imported my character from ps3 (lvl 150~) and read the pastebin.
But I'm a dense motherfucker, could you tell me what's the best way to get money?

>>169783568
vehicle warehouses.

>>169762415

Cant say I have anon but ill be sure to avoid it

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>>169771559

Sounds like a riot

>>169782735
You see the money back for the warehouse very quickly, I had turned a profit on the vehicle warehouse in something like 2 days. The CEO office itself obviously adds time, especially depending on how fancy you get.

If you have friends to do it with you I/E is much faster to make money too.

>>169784105

I think its a real fuck-over on rockstars part that it doesnt warn you that you need more cash after buying the office to actually make money.

I was about level 50 and bought a sharkcard to get it then found I had to get another for a warehouse. Was the second and last time I bought one. No regrets though as the cash from vehicles makes up for it

Is it worth buying the gun locker in my office? If so how much is it?

Im at work at the moment so cant get on till later

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>>169749971
f

>>169784509
Not really. All it does it let you store some of your guns, take them out of your inventory, but you still have all of them on missions.

If you have wayyy too many guns cluttering up your inventory and actually use guns a lot in freeroam, then it's probably worth it, but otherwise not really.

I really just wish you could sell your weapons. I just absolutely do not use at least 70% of mine in any circumstance.

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>decide to try one of the new stunt races
>almost everyone is on a shotaro even though this map clearly has massive straights
>as soon as the map starts everyone immediately starts ramming into each other at full force
>they don't care if they go off to, don't care about racing lines, just ramming into each other as hard as they can like fucking bumper cars
>get knocked off twice in a row in the first thirty seconds, end up in last(11th) with a 10 second time gap
>fight my way back up to 2nd with a 1.5 second gap

2nd place has never felt more good in my entire life. I would have taken 1st too, but the guy in first dodged one of those slow-down pads that I wasn't able to. God I forgot how obnoxious most of the people were in races.

>>169784859
>you still have all of them on missions.

Thats fucking shit. I was so excited on getting the locker. I guess l'll just refrain from buying ones l dont really want.

If you drop a bought weapon do you get it back next sign in too?

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>>169784859

Ive noticed you can 'drop' weapons. Cant we just drop the ones we dont like? Or am I being a drooling retard?

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>>169749119
gonsider also the ratty-ish retro elegy liveries

I know of 2 people who play on PS4.
Anyone else a sonygger?

>>169731479
Yes

>playing stunt races
>I've been winning pretty consistently, almost always 1st, sometimes by a pretty big margin
>decide to please a bet on myself
>notice other people have done so as well
>race starts
>realize I scrolled one too far over and accidently selected my fucking Bullet instead of my Nero Custom
p-please be gentle with me guys

so many people lost their betting money

>>169785665
There's still quite a few people that play on PS4

>>169785665
Ayy bro

>>169786897
How about xballs gtag?


>>169786762
How do you win those races when shitters are constantly banging into you with ketchup on.

Can someone help me out with getting returning players content?

>>169787701
I have a PS3 with gta V. But how are you gonna trust and send me your account so that l can log in? How does the helping even happen?

Actually l think a whole new psn acc could be made and linked to your SC.

Could this kind of assistance lead to ban and could l make any gta buckaroos doing it?

>>169787443
I don't think many people played on deadbox to begin with

>>169769613
He said tuner, not ricer.

how common are the ceo buildings in sale? is it worth to wait for them being cheaper?

>>169788151
All you need to do is to log into my account, link your PSN account and play the prologue on your PS3 using my account. You won't gain nor loose anything (stealing my SC account won't work since I can easily take it back and you can unlink your PSN account after doing all this), but I will get bonus content, most of which is crap, but I only need it for Blista Compact.

>>169749771
FRONTAL IMPACT
FEEL LIKE GOING NOWHERE
WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN ON ME
FRONTAL IMPACT
SILENCE FILLING THE AIR
NOW I LOST COMPLETELY MY CONTROL

>>169788880
EDIT: I've researched it, and I am mistaken. I need to make a PSN account and link it while you log into that PSN account on your PS3 and play prologue.

>>169788798
They go on sale every now and then, but they were just on sale a few weeks ago, so it'll probably be two or three months before it happens again.

>>169788880
I'll do it only if you're a cute girl

>>169788998
Yeah not gonna happen buddy

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>>169789112
Go look for cute girls somewhere else then, buddy.

>>169789232
Okay enjoy your Blista- oh wait

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>>169789329
You're not the only one with dedgen console.

>>169789380
You know what else I have that you don't

The blista

>>169789476
Ok, so?

Wake up, wake up, wake up
It's tha first of tha month
Get up, get up, get up

>>169789535
Don't get mad on me now :)

I still have my PS3 with GTAV. I can help with returning player content but only if you can provide proof you're a cute girl

>>169787443
Practicing stuff like recovering from a spin smoothly or avoiding morons in the middle of the road helps but generally if you can get to the front quickly it'll be smooth sailing, get a good start and try to keep your lines smooth and most shitters will spend so long slamming into barriers and suicide attacking each other that you can just cruise to the line.

If you end up behind someone who actually knows what they're doing it's sometimes worth sticking to them and waiting for a mistake, if you keep trading positions then you'll be losing time on the rest, it's better to keep it clean and aim for a decisive pass than fuck around and risk an accident ruining both of your chances.

>>169787443
>>169789993
kerb boosting is still a thing by the way

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>>169789476
We do not have at least three notable things.

And we should have them. Perhaps in a new content release in a fast Benny edition.

>>169790262
But then there won't be any reason to play on dedgen

>>169790262
They're not going to update last gen anymore, anon.

>>169790235
I just assumed it was a given :^)
Good GTA lines include clipping curbs and running over bumps, that's just how it is, it's basically a requirement to catch a lot of the faster guys in the first place.

>>169790379
Exactly my point. dedgen should be rendered obsolete.

>>169787443
The best thing you can do is get ahead of it early. Weave through the opening chaos as best you can and if you take an early lead it's ridiculously easy to keep it.

Otherwise, on longer tracks, once things get more spaced out, just mind your lines, don't wipe out, and make sure you're in a car with high speed, and it shouldn't be hard to overtake the morons who go full speed into every corner and constantly suicide ram each other off.

A trick that I found to be particularly useful in passing bad drivers, is, when approaching a turn, use slipstream (assuming they've left it on) to overtake them on the outer edge, then quickly shift past in front of them to the inner edge, and take the corner tight. A lot of the time they'll have trouble getting in your slipstream and you can break away from them.

>>169789993
This stuff is all solid

Speaking of returning player content, is cumsalads or anyone around to actually get that with?

>>169790262
What a load of cunt these awesome cars are not given to you if you didn't play last gen.

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>really want the Dukes
>actually did own and play the game (including online) last gen
>my ps3 died and I have no way to log back into my old gen account

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>>169791491

Dat gif

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>>169789329

>>169741320
I bought one, and actually didn't really care for it for a while, but I started winning stunt races in it with really great consistency, to a degree I really didn't expect, and it's really started to grow on me for that.

>>169791491
If you remember your PSN account email that's all you need.

I just recently got V for X1 and my psn email had gotten deleted from hotmail. So l created a new email with the same address, did "forgot password" on psn which sent the mail to the new email with the same address as my old expired one (can't believe this worked) and managed to link that psn account to social club. Didnt even need my ps3.

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>playing stunt race
>get 2nd
>be behind some dude
>he's swerving all over the road
>still can't go faster than him
>about to finish in 2nd
>some guy slipstreams past me
>mfw

>>169792656
curb boost

>>169793718
stunt race senpai

don't forget about the garage space

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who wants to be my /gtag/ gf?

>>169794132
me

>do big drop stunt race
>host set it no no catsup, no customs, no slipstream
>do big jump
>car doesn't even go fast enough to make the damn jump
BRAVO

So I don't play GTA 5, what cool shit is there to do? What do people spend most of their time doing?

>>169794132
i can be your /gtag/ gf (male)

>>169785135
yes

>>169794587

Being shitters or grinding cash

Pretty much

>Off-road stun trucks on sale
>No new off-road stunt races

>>169794587
Some people do a lot of missions/heists, some focus more or racing, owning a business and doing Import/Export's the new hotness and by far the best way to make money.

>>169793776
You can boost on the red and white curbs along the side of most track pieces, in choobs the outside wall of a corner gives you a boost and weaving up and down on straights can give a small boost.

>>169798901
This.

Off roading is fun too

>>169800240

Wheres the best location for offroading? I always find myself climbing up or down near vertical terrain and ending up on the roof

Red pill me senpai

I hate Rockstar social club so much. Please tell me it's possible to bypass it.

>>169803943
Just play the pirated version.

>>169804263
I have the boxed copy, what's the latest crack?

>>169801574
I've found the SandKingSWB and Trophy Truck are best at off roading because of their water crossing ability and torque to climb.

Look for places that have a lot of tributaries or find mountain streams. Try to rock crawl down the streams and when they get deep work your way along the edges trying not to drown the engine out.

Also the small cliffs around the perimeter of Blaine County are fun to traverse. Look for the dirt out-croppings with valleys in them you can climb up.

My favorite place is pic related. You can mud, tread water, hill climb, etc all in that area. Lots of fun.

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>>169804912
>My favorite place is pic related. You can mud, tread water, hill climb, etc all in that area. Lots of fun.

Forgot picture.

>>169804912
>>169805079
Is the Wastelander any good for offroading?

>>169805514
yeah, but I think its more prone to flipping over on uneven terrain than the trophy truck or others would be

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>>169804912
Sandking and Marshall are most fun offoad vehicles. I just hate that the Marshall is Pegasus

>>169805079

Sweet thanks brah

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You ARE earning 1mil+ every day from races, right anon?

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>>169808906
No
I'm earning it by doing I/E and robbing players of their Vehicle Cargo in between exports.

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Does anyone know a PS4 player by the name of oSVamp?

I just want to congratulate him for being a Rank S Troll by most GTAO standards. I was in a public lobby just to fuck around for some quick jobs then hop off, but then this guy come in with a mic and just shit talks about everyone and their name/rank, saying he was the best at everything he does and that he owns the lobby. Sounded like a 20-something white dude who hung around black people too much. He was way too over the top for me to take seriously, but it sounded like he had successfully baited almost everyone else in the lobby, since he had so many people coming after him, but he was in a hugbox Rhino so nobody could get to him, until I stole a Hydra and helped someone else take him down when I wasn't even really trying to get to him (just wanted to do some public altitude flying contest thing). I mean he was still annoying, but he was good at being hilariously annoying. He even had a kid that kept trying to open his room door in the background. And I'd message him if he didn't put his inbox settings to friends only.

Why do so many players get so fucking riled up over obvious bait?

>>169813686
yeah thats me

>>169813686
>he was in a hugbox Rhino so nobody could get to him
could have literally rammed into him off the radar with like 5 sticky bombs, anon.

so guys
what should i get for freeroam fun?
trophy cuck, deserter raider or boxville?

>>169816217
you mean the armored boxville? if so don't bother because it doesn't get bulletproof tires

>>169805514
it's good as a river traverser
because you can get water up to about the light bar before it drowns

>>169816217
do u have a rocket voltic yet?

>>169816325
i mean the normal boxville you retard
i heard it's an amazing hillclimber

>>169816462
>somebody trying to inform you
>call them a retard
what's your problem, huh?

>>169816605
stupid cuck i dont want no armor slowing my truck down
so is NORMAL boxville as godlike as people claim?

>>169815884
That's all it takes to kill a Rhino?

Fucking a, I'm gonna be an insurgent the next time I get in a lobby with a tank then.

>>169813686
>rhino hugbox
>in the age of rpg spam, when you can restock ammo by the interaction menu
ok

>>169816462
how much money do you have and how many vehicles do you have anyway? you sound like the kind of person who gets a bit of cash, blows it on something dumb and then complains when he's broke again

how about you try seeing how much you can accumulate before you spend it all on something dumb?

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>>169816680
>so is NORMAL boxville as godlike as people claim?
I don't know, guess you'll have to find out for yourself

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>>169816217
Trophy Truck of course!

>>169816743
beware, players can still one-shot your insurgent if they hit your sticky bomb before you throw it

>>169808906
you need to win like 40+ races to make 1mill

>>169817495
yeah?

>>169817040
Which suspension upgrade do you use? Or just leave it at full height?

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>>169817947
>lowering an offroad vehicle

>>169817885
way too much for 1 day, freemode makes more money

>>169818257
most races are like 5 minutes each, unless you stopped for a bit you'd never notice

>>169818543
That's if you win all the races.

>>169818760
yeah?

>>169819121
way too much for 1 day, freemode makes more money

>>169819350
anon challenge yourself

What's the best place to go trial bike stunting with Sanchez?

>>169817947
Leave at full height. Also leave the stock wheels/tires on it. All the other tires are smaller.

>>169820062
That's not challenging myself, that's adding another grind to an already grindy game.

www.strawpoll.me/12444345
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www.strawpoll.me/12444345

>>169821391
if anything needs a change it's the cannons on the air vehicles tbqh

how do i correctly pop people with the heavy revolver's slow ass firerate

I want to be the cowboy and pretend I'm playing RDR

Reposting the file from the sperging kid
https://a.uguu.se/yumhmcl1OewU_gtagmadness_audio.mp4

>>169822098
>it aint me starts playing

>>169822098
filtering

Is it possible to set a shortcut to kill oneself? Just saw a guy that kept doing that very quickly between shots, I thought there was a cooldown for that feature. Anyway that was laughably bad to witness that guy.

>>169822391
Look at'chu; you're trash

>>169823307
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AWTi8PKNaA
Or if they were blowing up, they had c4 at their feet which they detonate as soon as their about to die.

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>>169822460

>>169821860
Don't try using the iron sights, it's really bad. Fire from the hip instead in First Person. There's a weird bug which you can kinda make it fire faster but I haven't been able to really replicate it. If you throw on BST it can outsnipe Snipers.

>doing stunt - gauntlet
>first jump
>i jump perfectly while almost everyone in front managed to hit eachother and they dont know how to adjust themselves
>me and at least one other guy jumps too far somehow and end up really far back
GOOD MAP DESIGN

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>stunt race
>somebody brings out the shotaro
>mfw

How do you live with yourself?

>>169826761
I don't, I live with one other person.

>>169823803
Seems like it. I saw at least ten times "random guy has chosen the easy way out".

>>169826761
I don't know anon, i don't know...

>>169826761

I keep telling myself it will get better

>>169826761
I don't. I'm dead.

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>Been in comfy solo all night
>few players come and go
>no shitters
>player joins
>just me and hin
>other side of the map
>dindu avatar
>stupid "dude weed lmao" psn
>not too high level
>meh, ok
>do an export mission
>jet appears on radar
Should have known better really
>lights me up
>have to glitch him out the lobby

Fucking why, what is their end game. Seriously

>>169832373
anon, you should have gone for an overpass

>>169832473

It was too late, I was too trusting. Besides I had the peace of mind to test the waters in a standard export. So no real loss

Dindus and "dude weeds". Every. Fucking. Time

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>join server
>guy kills another guy
>guy 2 goes in passive
>guy 1 rages
>they talk shit to each other for a while
>guy 1 starts killing another dude
>guy 1 proceeds to insult him for several minutes and he him
>other dude leaves
>guy 1 and guy 2 proceeds to argue again
>guy 1 gets really mad and even posts his phone number and adress
>doesnt' work calling however
And so they have proceeded to argue for over half an hour now. That guy that originally went passive and the first guy, he is a passive shitter that goes into passive every time you get near him or gain an advantage so fuck him for that. Got kicked for being idle while writing this so no idea how their feud ended. If having ended now at all. Guy 1 is pizza, guy 2 is Zehr. Thanks for reading this blog post about this strange event in gta. Shame it didn't work phoning the number despite it apparently being his

>>169832773
for future ref ghost organization hides crates/cars as well as the player so use that next time

not off the radar though so use it sparingly

>>169832373
How did you glitch him out of the lobby?

>>169833052
probs changed console time

>>169832872

Used to see shit like this all the time in DC Universe Online

Was especially funny when.two guys found out they lived 2 streets away from each other. Footage was uploaded and it was they gayest fight you ever saw. If I can dig it up again ill share it

>>169832872
I was in that lobby too, got bored of seeing them whine in chat so I left.

>>169833052

>change date manually on ps5 to 2018
>go back into game, everything should be frozen
>wait 10 seconds
>change date back to 2017
>Everyone leaves

Dont do it with gtag members in the lobby though as it can fuck others missions

If you need to create a solo sessionfind a random lobby with no gtag members and do it there.

>>169832996

I know but its a chunk of profit I dont want to send. Hence why I test lobbys with shit exports to see if shitters respond

>>169833167
Hahah, i don't really need to see but i can imagine so.

>>169833208
Yeah i wanted to leave as well, but it was fairly entertaining to see as well and i was trying to kill the passive shitter guy. Tried phoning the dude but it just ringed and nobody picked up, despite him saying it was his.

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>Call mechanic to fetch my car
>"sorry boss cant do that right now"
>step off tiny knee-high wall and walk forward two steps
>call mechanic again
>"ill bring it by"

Export modding
>"im paid well below my skill level"

I WONDER WHY YOU FUCKING JOBSWORTH CUNT

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>>169835072
>disrespecting Johnny on the spot

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>>169836039
More like Johnny block away

Why are people still garbage in this game.
Why can you not account for lag just by noticing.
Why can you not click click click on a person head and watch them fall without they calling you a cheating bitch.

>>169837709
Im shit at this game because i refuse to switch from controller just so i can bully people.

Rather be comfy and left alone.

Skeetz, sorry I've lagged out and got the connection thing.
Tell LOLping that he's should get good as he got destroyed by someone getting 20fps on a laptop, just because he doesn't know how to analyze circumstances at the flick of a switch.

-Capt

>>169837709
shitters only acknowledge when they want to. stop speaking to them

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What is the worst car in GTA and why is it the Omnis?

>Trys to looks retro
>Actually looks like shit
>Top speed 90mph, if that
>Feels like 20mph
>reaches max speed in like 5 seconds
>result of this is listening to the relentless drone of the engine maxing out constantly
>spoiler looks retarded
>looks worse without
>literally hipster tier shit

>>169782735
The Tyrus was literally just 50% off for like two weeks

>>169836728
hey least its not johnny drives away with the car whilst you chase him furiously

>>169839038

>why does this rally car get to top speed so fast

What's it like riding the bus every day?

>>169842547
What's it like riding deez nuts every day?

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>>169842547

Wouldnt know working from home everyday

Dead game

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>>169843807
>working from home

can i get blacklisted?

>>169844797
No. Whitelisted.

>>169844797

Blacklisted

>>169844797
My black dick is for Cat and no one else.

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>>169844538

Its ok anon. I used to get salty about my co-workers who got the luxury of homeworking too

CEO or MC? I've been saving since I started and I don't know which gives the better results I'm at level 40

>>169847876

CEO

You will regret MC pretty quickly. Unless your into roleplay and have lots of friends. Then MC is for you

>>169847876
CEO and get a car warehouse. You can source cars really quick and 4 high end sell for 500k

>>169848348
>>169848026
Thanks

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welcome back lubby!

>>169849851

Dat levitation

>PC master race

>>169849851
Far right
Poor mans micheal

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>not rolling out with the squad in style

>>169853803


Crew styles when?

what did he mean by this

>>169850414

>>169855465
[source needed]

I don't believe it. I don't even think GTAO is getting any more content updates.

>>169855090
On that subject, why can't we have more crew-colored clothing?
They added the crew bombers in Lowriders, so it's not a "muh vanilla content" restriction. Why not crew hoodies, shoes, accessories, and the like?