/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for disappointment

>no teaser
>no animated short
>nothing
>we'll have to wait another week

I FUCKING HATE YOU KAPLAN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Post yfw Bastion every single game

Dva is smelly.

Friendly reminder that the new hero is unironically being released may 19th like the inscription on the wrench hinted and that Blizzard learned N O T H I N G from the blunder that was sombra reveal.

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>blizzard hyping a new hero an entire week up until a day before PTR update and procceeds to not put it in

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Annyeong!

GUISE 20 MIN UNTIL ROBO WAIFU

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>/owg/ face when no new hero today

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YA LOOTBOX BUYIN'

>>169721657
anyone know what the OW girls' vaginas smell like?

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Oh god these flag placements

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>>169721869
Why would blizzard ironically release a hero? This word has no meaning anymore.

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>>169721896
Haseyo!

>>169721869
No, but they SPECIFICALLY said they did. This can't be true, it CANT be true.

>>169721930
You know I always thought that is the punk outfit Zarya in that picrute.

>>169721869
May 19th is on a sunday you daft CUNT

>>169721961
I don't know but I keep thinking about Widowmaker's asshole. She is so clean and tidy and her asshole is the forbidden place where dirty stuff comes out. She is so elegant so her asshole is a contrast to that. I want to lick it.

>>169721750
>another week
>implying it's not until May 19th

>>169721930
Who is that person in the photo with 76?

It doesn't look like Ana, is it Tracer?

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>cant even play ctf because there are invisble players and the game crashes after the potg sometimes
blizzard what the fuck

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>tfw you don't give shit about new heroes

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Is 1.8 officially the worst Overwatch patch to date?

>>169722123
Confirmed not Tracer but I'm sure we'll find out by 2020

ptr update

>>169722051
do you think she has purple poop?
also would it be smelly?

>>169722032
Maybe Soldier had a lesbian punk daughter. She died because her cunt was sideways by 76 degrees.

>>169721795
He is actually a pretty shitty S76.

This update balance wise was complete shit

-Overwatch bows to Bastion
-In contact with god AIs
-Possess ultimate-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & omniums globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal oil line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bastiongrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First half-omnic babies will in all likelihood be Bastionoff babies
-Bastion said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Shambali monasteries & the gorilla moon base
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a mechanical angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of loot boxes and unprecedented competitive progress with them
-He owns two Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have bastionbomnics inside you right now
-Bastion is in regular communication with the Archangels Jeff and Chu, forwarding the word of God to the Overwatch subreddit. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Efi & the Adawe foundation (First meeting with a niglet in over 1000 years) and arranged the Subreddits leader’s first trip to Blizzcon in history literally a few days later to the Bastionoff bunker in Kap land?
-He learned fluent wew woo in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Bastion. There’s no gold in Dorado, only Ft. Bastionoff
>-Bastion is about 14 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

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>felt like ps4 was dying cause I play the same tryhards every day
>Mfw the amount of games in server browser

THIRTEEN

MINUTES

>>169722247
They were warned by people playing the ptr, but they don't care.

People are just kinda shocked the ptr made it live unchanged.

>>169722305
till what?

>No Roadhog servers

feelsgoodman

>>169722282

>Cant change the names.

USELESS.

I have to click on every single one individually.

KILL KAPLAN.

>PTR music wasn't warning us about Doomfist
>It was the "Omnic Crisis" theme
>It was really warning us about Bastion and his buffs

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>>169721795
>None of them know what they are doing

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>>169722438
>No Genji servers
>No Soldier servers

>>169722248
Thanks for the rundown

>no Lucioball
fuck this piece of shit retard game made by a bunch of greedy fat faggot jews who just care about fucking in the ass their retarded costumers

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>>169722123
Chu said it wasn't Tracer. This man that Reaper is stalking kinda looks like Jack.

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Who here /comfy/ waiting for season 4?

>>169722502
>expecting blizz to allow any sort of player involved customization. What if they used BAD WORDS?

>>169722641
Except darker skinned and not blonde

If they're anyone they're probably gabe's kids

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>>169722014
Salut

>>169722641
>Reaper is old enough now that if he had kids, his kids would have kids

I wonder

>>169722634
Yeah, they said Lucioball and Junkenstein being around in custom games doesn't really fit the theme of the events so that's why you don't get them.

>>169722714

Xbox has it but not PS.

Either a glitch or Sony gave it the axe.

>>169722641
The woman kinda looks like a young Ana...

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Are the rumors true?

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>>169722780
Bonsoir!

I want to invite Dva over for pizza and video games!

Literally all they have to do is remove the passive resistance and Bastion will be fine and still in a way better place than pre-patch

PLEASE DON'T JOIN MY PHARAH DUELS IF YOU'LL JUST LEAVE AFTER ONE ROUND IT TAKES 20 HOURS TO SET UP

>>169722827
Yeah, thanks god that isn't the case for capture the fla,g the shittiest, most annoying game mode this game could ever shit out

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>About to win 2-1 ctf
>ult soldier attacks our flag and runs away
>rest of team pursuit
>I stay at our flag
>out of nowhere a winston
>attack him and get him down low
>he ults and jumps across the map in overtime
>draw

>>169722954
Yes, Pharah is a virgin.

>>169723023
Then hold her hand, gaze lovingly into her eyes and make her blush. Move in for a soft and gentle kiss on her warm lips, and fall asleep in each others arms.

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>>169721657
>Download patch for server broswer and load it up
>first thing i see is NASTY DIRTY ANIME HIGHSCHOOL RP 18+ NO KILLING.
god fucking damn it

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>let's just shove flags on maps that aren't balanced for it at all

How on earth was THIS popular enough to keep on

Reminder than Blizzard thinks only a vocal minority disliked the ARG.

>>169722282
Literally more console players than PC

>>169723269
Shitters fucking LOVE to camp a spot and kill anyone that walks around the corner.

24/7 CTF servers were huge back in the day on TF2

>>169723269
Because people played the game so much because they loved it so much and not because the outcome was consistently draws.

t.Jeff

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Is Reinhardt still good after today's update?

>>169723214
you know what to do, get in there

>>169723269
Why are chihuahuas becoming so popular for reaction images?

Bastion is not as OP as everybody pretends
Bastion in his turret form is still pretty weak against picking tactics.Especially with his increased spread. Hanzo,McCree and Roadhog can deal with him easy if he is alone
He is not as strong as S76 in his recon form, because he has no rocket and can't heal and shoot at the same time
If he is heavily protected by tanks and healers, yes he can become a serious treat.

He is definitely not a trollpick now
But he is nowhere as OP as was D.va at her peak point

>>169723376
>Is Reinhardt still good after today's update?
Ha, ha, ha...
Can you stop with the rhetorical questions

>>169722374
Until nothing. Bored and stupid induividuals enjoy "trolling" (if you can even call it that) people by pretending something big will be happening very soon.

>>169723314
That's true though. The majority of people who play the game didn't even know there was an ARG going on, and of those that do most of them either enjoyed it or had the common sense to realize that they could simply ignore it and it wouldn't hamper their experience in any way

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>>169723023
I hope there's lots of Mountain Dew

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>BASTION PATCH JUST WENT LIVE

>>169723429
You're not adding Ana into the equation

>>169723670
Couple hours late there, faggot.

>>169723695
He is, but only for D.Va.

>enemy team turtles flag
>picks off a few of our team
>while they respawn enemy rushes our flag and camps it
>teammates leave and others join to do the same

>>169723737
hit EU in the last hour

What the fuck I can't even see some models

>>169723269
It probably wasn't. The Arcade used to have those little bars that told you how popular a game mode was. Winter update, Mei's Snowball Offensive wasn't very popular after the 1st week, but Mystery Heroes was consistently most popular
Lunar New Year update, bars indicating how popular a game mode is suddenly gone

CTF probably wasn't that popular but Blizzard wants to push it on us anyway

>>169723829
no it didnt youre late faggot

t. eu

GUISE ISN'T THE MYSTERY PTR UPDATE SUPPOSED TO GO LIVE AROUND NOW

I'm gonna play Bastion exclusively for Season 4. I should place in Masters again.

If someone else picks Bastion, I'll pick Sombra and throw.

I feel like Bastion's DPS output is too good to be ignored, RIP Reinhardt.

I'm so excited to play the Bastion patch. I used to be a really good bastion back when he was a viable character.

>>169724152
How do you be a good bastion? Just change position regularly so they don't know where to shoot?

>>169724069
lol nope looks like another arg waiting time...

so, is there ACTUALLY any changes coming to the ptr soon? Do we have ANY chance of seeing anything to do with the new hero soon/? TODAY soon.

where the fuck is brawls? are you fucking kidding me? I actually half enjoyed it and custom servers are absolutely shit. what the fuck man

>>169724152
>>169724232
you can't be a good bastion without a good team, this one thing remains true from pre1.8

>>169724328
Did they remove brawls?

I don't think I've ever had an issue with any of the characters people whine about

Roadhog can be BS
New Bastion is annoying
Ana could be nerfed a bit

But fucking Symmetra stirs my pasta
How is she fun or balanced in any way shape or form

I played her once blackout drunk and got play of the game

>>169724232
Yeah, the good bastions that I played with used to regularly mix up their positions and their focus was more dps rather than kills, so they stood back at safe distances, the shit bastions are the ones that wanna kill everyone but we know he's easily countered.

I feel like with the patch, he's a soldier that can't run but with better healing, plus he can go into sentry mode which has crazy dps.

>>169724363
How do you play as symmetra and not get killed immediately from someone not 5 m away from you?

it's 4pm. You all lied to me.

There is no hero here

>>169724152
>If someone else picks Bastion, I'll pick Sombra and throw.

Is being a massive faggot hardcoded in everyone's DNA or something?

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Official theme for the no sniper / no hook / no [insert character] / no ultimates custom games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

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>I dont even need to hook anymore, my junk gun does 150 damage on average

>>169724441
Wait, so just stay far away and spray and pray into the payload or control point?

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Genji is going to write a complaint note about no new heroes/ptr to blizzard. what do you think he should write?

Oh man, I haven't seen so many bastion POTG since launch

>>169724363
She's a retard enabler

>>169723269
ctf is the only tolerable mode for grinding lootboxes because it requires little effort other than cheesing

>>169724442
how bad are you, i went from bronze to high plat maining symmetra every game including attack

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A Finnish hero

>no scope, just iron sights
>slower firing speed (no rapid firing like the low power Widowmaker shots)
>higher static base bodyshot damage
>molotov
>muffled footsteps for sneaking

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>>169724568

>>169724536
Not quite, if you're too isolated, an enemy hero can dive you and kill you too easily, it's about staying at an odd angle to repel enemies and still be somewhat close to your team.

Just watch some pro bastion streamers, you'll get good ideas for some cool spots to sit at.

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What default bindings, if any, have you changed /owg/?

>mfw changing Zen's Discord from LShift to RMB
>mfw how much swifter it is to blast out my different types of balls
>mfw only now I have become truly transcendent

>>169724568
So much grams
unzip the bag
Dip in my hand
then I palm trees

Did they do something to Sombra? Using her translocator seems so laggy. Like you press the button to toss it but she waits like half a second before she actually tosses it

>>169724703
G to hello

>>169724629
just shut up with your finnish hero shit.
Every fucking thread

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>mfw my game with the only change being "no Widowmaker" actually had a good life

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where the /owg/ vs /owg/ at

>>169724703
>doesn't use right click to tommygun the unenlightened

People complaining about Bastion are either retarded, shit at the game, or some combination of the two. I've played against so many Bastions already since the update and not one has been hard to deal with.

Playing as Bastion, a character I've always been good with. He feels worse in everything that's not recon. Recon is fun as hell and I'm getting more kills than ever in that, but turret and tank even with this new iron clad passive are pretty much worse. It's so easy to kill Tank mode without that extra armor he used to get, and it's easy to kill turret mode even with the passive because the damage is nowhere near as good due to the lack of crits and that awful spread.

I know this game is casual as hell, but some of you are just so much worse than that

>cannot log in ptr
>no update either

What did blizzard mean by this

>>169724804
my nigga

>>169724910
It's on middle mouse button now, a bit awkward to use but I only use it at start of games and at chokes

>>169724629
ei vittu tapa ittes

>>169724703
How do you do the machinegun?

>>169724568
A hero I did hope for,
And my plights you did ignore.
How long must I wait?
Because there is nothing else on my plate.
I care not to start this season here,
before the hero release that is drawing near.
I really hate you sometimes Blizzard-Kun.
I would leave if I didn't have, dare I say, fun.
Release it already, it's pointless to wait can't you see?
That's all. Until next time, the dragon become me!

>>169724963
It means we're getting nothing new for a while.

>>169724354
they did. and custom server games don't count for lootboxes either

I just wanted to thank Blizzard, after ruining basically all game modes for adding the server browser, finally you can have fun in this game again.

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>>169724957

Only the official forums complain about Bastion, the same people who complain about Widowmaker and Hanzo. I have never seen this thread seriously try to claim Bastion is a threat.

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>People legitimately thought we were going to get a reveal today

>>169724363
everytime i hear that fucking microwave BZZZZZZZZT i fucking quit the game.

>>169724957
That's what balancing a casual/competitive game looks like I guess.

On the flipside we might now see some unretarded bastion tank mode kills and plays.

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>>169721930

>expect nothing
>everything went as expected

>>169724441
I wouldn't say that he has better healing that soldier.The fact that he can't heal and shoot at the same time severely restricts him
Also people forget about helix rocket which gives soldier advantage in 1vs1
Bastion still needs to be heavily guarded by tanks and healers in sentry mode, which is not even very effective at long distance

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>>169724629
Here's some other archetypes:
Boring ex-Nokia engineer: He is nothing fancy, but does his job to the letter.
Beautiful skater: World-known blonde iceskater, won several competitions.
Hockey hero: Jeff has already said they love Sealanneh.
Sauna man: Alternates between hot-mode (sauna) and cold-mode (dipping in a frozen lake).

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>>169725240
say that to my face in 2 hours
YOU WON'T

>>169724363
I played her black out drunk and went on a 200 SR winstreak. I have a 60% winrate over 8 hours with her but I got bored.

People only had trouble with her like one week after the rework, I haven't seen a comp Sym potg in months.

>>169725106
that was...beautiful.

>>169725084
>le Finnish self hater

This is a classic. We need to use this trope, a self-hating Finnish hero. He talks shit about his own country and tells other people to kill themselves and then as an ult he kills himself.

>>169721657
>discord

>Gotta wait for the stupid kid to finish building her toy robot to get the new hero

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the efi list is another countdown, probably 1 item per week
Blizzard why

>>169724703
shift and e abilities are on my thumb buttons

>>169722217
haha

>>169725607
Because the first one they did was so well received

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And in my lonely eyes
I see myself in eloquent strides

>>169725607
>probably 1 item per week
Please, no.

CTF is awful

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Purple.

>PTR Update

So was there one or not?

>>169725607
Jeff here. We took the community reaction to the ARG in heart. We decided to repeat this experience so see how much shit you can eat before our playerbase starts to shrink. It's a part of a social experiment.

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ROADHOG
RIDES
AGAIN

400 armor D.va was way more OP than current Bastion

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Season 4 is Hanamura themed with falling cherry blossom leaves for the animated spray.

>>169725963
It was a1mb patch

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>Mained ana last season
>Bored of that
What should I main for S4, /owg/?

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>>169724621
>symmetra main calling anyone else bad

Hanzo generates ult way too fast. In a game on Hanamura he got like 7

>>169725240
literally no reason to wait for the reveal

fuck blizzard

>>169726070
Bastion since you like maining cancer

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>>169725607
>probably 1 item per week

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>>169726038
God damm it.

>>169726038
fuck I wanted to play with the new hero before Breath of the Wild comes out

>>169725980
No because she has to get in close to do any significant damage, has no healing, and was stagger bait

>>169725607
>probably 1 item per week
>lines right up with the end of March

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>169722641
>guy has a similar physique, hair colour and skin colour to reaper
>reaper is old so he would probably have grandkids by now

Gee I wonder

It's like Jeff wants to kill his own playerbase with this bullshit, why would he think this is a good idea. what is wrong with him

>been playing a lot of Bastion prebuff
>Excited to play him without teammates giving me shit about it
>every game is other faggot playing him that gets sniped by soldier or widow
>when it's finally my turn stupid fucking cunt ass D.va kills me and does her stupid taunt
>even though I 1v1 her out of mech, while I'm repairing myself she immediately calls down a new one for shooting me twice
>then she does her retarded ass "LUL THINK FAST NEFR DIS" ult that forces you to fucking run like hell or hide a behind this fucking 2cm in diameter pole that you pray to god saves you from a fucking nuke

Fucking rape nerf this stupid bitch into the fucking ground already I fucking hate her so goddamn much.

>Get one shot by Roadhog despite being out of his hook range

Yeah no fuck this call me back when Blizzard gains some actual fucking comptence

>>169722641
Maybe Reaper is just watching this family because he never had one and he's jelly of their happiness? Sounds like something Blizzard would do since they're so shit at writing.

I knew today was way too optimistic.
I guess now that Blizzard have pushed the server browser to live we won't get any news for a month.

>>169725631
that's so fucking stupid

>>169726492
Yeah.

Why would I EVER suspect Blizzard to do anything good in a timely matter.

They haven't been doing that for well over a decade, and they'll be damned if they start now.

>>169726440
Bait

I'm pretty happy they finally implemented Spectator Mode.

How do you switch cameras to first person? Or can you only just pan the map for now?

>>169726621
Go to your controls and keybind it
It's "Toggle 3P" or something

>>169726492
You're right, this qualifies as their "monthly content."

>>169726440
git gud

>Le epic 200% speed server


It wasn't really worth it

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>>169725974
his new spread makes us so much more deadly without the hook

>mfw

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>>169724703
Emotes on numpad. Shield Matrix on shift, sleepdart on mouse2. Spamming discord with mouse3. Reloads with mouse4.

>>169726749
None of these ebin custom games are worth it

mercy paintball is surprisingly fun
as long as you put the rate of fire way down

>>169726492
Yeah I'm already bored of the shitty server browser. Played it a bit during the PTR and majority of the modes are just some dumb shit you do for the giggles, one or two rounds and that's it.

Almost like the Oasis map, it gor boring after a few matches

>Win a 1v1 veersus an ulting soldier as recon bastion

perfectly balanced

Not having chat on consoles is definitely hindering this update

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>hey let's make a character with incredible team support capabilities, including a moving barrier, 6 little turrets that slow and do damage, and an ult that either makes respawn times almost irrelevant or increases your entire teams health with regenerating HP
>now let's give her a retarded fucking beam sniper that takes no aim, follows people around corners and melts down nanoboosted reinharts
>oh and let's give her a hitbox that's slightly larger than tracer's, why not
>fuck it, make half her health shields so that when you do land a shot, she gets it right back when she retreats into her turret shield gen tent

THEY DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HER THIS PATCH. SHE HAS THE HIGHEST WINRATE BY EVERY METRIC.

THE GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN BLIZZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>169725984
Shit I actually want to get that one

Is it me or hanzo cant even do bodyshots anymore only headshots? Im getting shot from impossible angles this patch

>>169726913
That means that soldier was shit

>>169726539
why? it's convenient and I never have to take my fingers off my movement keys.

So is Roadhog shit now or did he get a subtle buff again?

>insane lag
>still get potg as torb
>I'm hitting the wall next to my turret for half of the replay and I move around normally as my turret is darting for target to target faster than normal
>unlike in game where I was struggling to stay in the same place to hit my turret as the lag thrusted me in random directions
What gives with the lag?

>expect someting new
>the update is a server browser which most games are 20000% speed


woah

>didn't play PTR so I thought I'd try out the new browser
>HIGH SPEED NO COOLDOWNS INSTA ULT CHARGE
>fun for about 2 minutes
>BOSS BATTLE
>okay I guess, got bored after one round
>rest of the custom games are memes or the exact same thing

SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So...No hero today then, right guys?

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Havent played or read much in a while, I'm out of the loop. Is Bastion really so strong now? I heard his defense was upped and his healing/recon gun was improved, but doesn't he have more spread and removed ability to headshot in turret form now? Just how hard is it to take him down now with boosted armor?

So is there a way to cheese the custom game mode for faster lootboxes yet?

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>>169722502
I just realized this.

You cannot name your games on ps4. Wtf Sony?

Agreed server browser is fucking useless now. On the bright side at least quick play and comp should have more people then.

>>169727110
You literally cannot miss, it doesn't matter how skilled you are. Headshots absolutely melt people with his recon gun, and soldier ult can't headshot

>3v3 Pharah only servers
we will have Pharah's with >60% accuracy in no time, there are so many quake autists around

>to fix defenders advantage on capture point maps blizzard also made attackers advantage on payload far worse

why do they suck so fucking much at balance

>>169727238
Sorry, for every tryhard there's about a dozen lorefags, ERPers, and bronze memesters shitting it up. Only now you see its true form.

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>>169727039
Why don't you just shoot her?

>>>>>Pulse Bomb doesn't even come close to killing Bastion now
What the actual fuck Blizzard
This takes a special kind of retardation to get past PTR

>>169727238
>not playing headshots only McCree

don't you want to get good?

>>169727364
Who is this semen demon?

>>169727543
I unloaded an entire genji ult into a sentry bastion and it didn't kill him

>>169722282
What is this post implying? Are there very few or fucking tons on PS4?

>CTF has invisible models for some reason
>It's boring anyway
>cutstom games are all le epic speed game
>that bastion buff


fucking kill me

>>169727427
That actually sounds fun. New Pharah meta soon.

finally ow is dead

qc when?

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>>169727331
Seems like it. Weird considering that this breaks their pattern of twitter reveal.

>>169727543
Blizzard always overbuffs certain shit heroes for half a season. It's their way of balance.

WoW players will remember the joke that was s5 ret Paladin.

Hi everyone. Blizzard here. We've noticed after a few weeks of the server browser that Temple of Anubis is our most popular map. We've decided to remove the other maps to give in to this overwhelming demand.

>>169727524
The unfair part is that you have to aim, but she doesn't. She shits out damage at an insane rate, with no skill required.

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P U F F Y
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>>169726749
I like them.

>>169724703
primary fire is RMB
x = hello

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Hear me out

What if this whole Bastion fiasco is a lead in to a new hero who fucking decimates Bastion, like really badly - to the point where he NEEDS this much of buff.

I know it's awful now, truly I do. I agree it's awful now. But maybe they know something we don't.

this ironclad shit feels fucking clumsy

it's really hard to estimate how much damage you can take and what hp is too low when your ehp is different than your visual hp

same goes for killing bastion

>>169727181
If shitters play him, nerf
If you have any sense of spacing between you and the enemy, major buff

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>>169724703
Sheev hero when?

>>169727524
I think you're being sarcastic but
>enemy just sits there and let's you shoot them

>>169727658
it's fantastic, I just finished a 30 min skirmish.

>>169727369
I saw a zero damage 300% speed payload playlist.

>>169727039
they aren't gonna touch her.
the only solution to your problem is to obtain mediocre aim and not-braindead gamesense

>>169727195
Holy shit that sounds hilarious, save it please

>>169727524
Symmetra has a stupid hitbox on par with Ana, the fact her 120 dps beam isn't immediately broken on LOS being lost doesn't help

>>169727704
Good, I like Anubis!

>>169727636
There's A LOT and you can't rename your game which is bullshit

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POST SMALL BUFFS / CHANGES YOU WANT TO SEE

>Winston's bubble / 76's Biotic field show visible indicators of when they are going to naturally dissipate

>Sombra's Hacked healthpacks are outlined to allies

>Meleeing turret in building animation speeds up its deployment

>Turrets with more than 75% of their full health can be both upgraded and healed with every melee strike

>Riptire health now 75 armor / 25 health

What else?

>>169727575
Cash me ousside girl. She's 13.

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Post yfw both Symmetra's and Torb's turrets got buffed

>>169727771
>>169727827
disgusting

>>169727163
meant for >>169726767

>>169727880
It's 120 dps after 3 fucking seconds

>>169727949
shut up

>>169727636
There's a lot.

Too bad you can't name your lobbies. I am salted. I hope it's a bug but I know it's not. Sony going full cuck as usual.

>>169725106
kun and fun don't rhyme, learn to count syllables

>all sliders to 500% custom game
>I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE HEROES NEVER DIE
>TEKI TARU WAKA WAKKA PING PONG PING x 10
>get EXP at the end of it all
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>Bastion going to be in every comp game this season
Well, alright I guess.

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>>169727839

>>169727938
Not with tits like that she ain't

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>Metric fuckton of games on PS4
>Can't change the name


What's the fucking point ?

>>169727839
What kind of animal is Symmetra? A Deer?

>>169727938
>le underaged meme
fuck off

>>169728054
Funny thing if anything this patch was a buff for some tanks, Reinhardt will be needed to protect your own Bastion and Dva will be needed to fuck with the enemy bastion.

>>169727918
>Riptire health now 75 armor / 25 health
Why not 50/75 so it can survive some 100 damage hits?

>>169725984
leafs*

muh bad.

>>169727364
Sombra literally can't kill Bastion now, even in recon mode. It's hilarious
>Hack bastion out of turret
>He begins self healing
>Full armor heals deny Sombrero damage, and he repositions while he's doing it
>Six seconds later, back in turret form and 35% damage boost, Sombra has to leave

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>>169728076

>>169727839
>>169728076
this is okay. don't kill yourself.

>>169728187
>meme

?? She's literally 13, google cash me outside

>>169727554
Why, so they can nerf him into uselessness again when your average McCree actually lands shots?

Blizzard's entire approach to balannce is just Nerf Whoever is Good and Skilled.

Which is why 90% of all nerfs have just been to ban whatever the pros are doing.

When you've got guys with 85% accuracy, they'll just nerf characters that benecit from high accuracy like that, such as McCree, Roadhog, Ana, ect. It's unfair yo others that you're a better shot than they are.

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>>169728040
Yeah why do you get XP for custom games ? Are your stats recorded ?

because if yes, time to stay the fuck away

Bastion dies in literally second once you concentrate your team fire and impossible to miss.His turret does laughable damage at long distance
Stop whining

>team losing gunfights with shield generator

How?

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I guess it's time to bail out of this game, 400-500 hours later

it was fun I guess, worth 40€

Anyone have any experience selling OW accounts? Is there a market?

>>169728207
It can with armour, will have 5 HP remaining if it takes a firestrike

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>>169727364
fug, wrong image. I would actually appreciate a real answer to my questions though. I was hoping to use Pharah again for this new season since I wanna have fun again but if bastion is new meta fuck that.

I like how Blizzard said they didn't want to buff Bastion because he was really good in casual play and stomped people but then they went ahead and buffed him anyways and now he's a problem for the competitive players

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>>169728187
I was just stating the facts, don't get so triggered.

>>169728141

Doe: a deer, a female deer.

>>169727918

let healers see how much charge a zarya has

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>>169728292
>zen as a fucking tamagochi
Fucking perfect. Also thanks for posting all these, they're great.

do you get XP from skirmishes?

>>169727749
Exactly as Blizzard intended. Why should you win just because you can aim?

>>169728368
And Bastion literally wrecks when his team works to protect him.

Stop shitposting, he's going to be an issue. D.Va is going to see increased playtime because you're going to need a window to neutralize him, and Genji mains are rock solid already.

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I love her.

>>169728306
Go back to /reddit. No one here talks about that cringe tier shit.

>>169728368
>Bastion will just sit far as fuck away out in the open and let Pharah and Ana shoot him

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>tfw new bastion
Holy fuck I'm an unstoppable dunking machine

>>169728276
>Hack bastion out of turret
>He begins self healing
?

>error starting game, trying again
Thanks Blizz you cunts

>>169728416
Oh sick of course

>>169728459
Re: a drop of golden sun

>>169728426
Bastion is a God now.

He is Zeus, he is Mars. He is the emperor of the omnics. He is god, and you will not blaspheme our new god.

DO NOT BLASPHEME.
DO NOT BLASPHEME.
DO NOT BLASPHEME.

>>169728206
Too bad D.va ult only takes half hp off of nanoboosted Bastion, ahahaha...ha

>>169728454
>>169728306
man what the fuck? how is that girl 13? I'm not buying it. look at her chest dude. even her face looks 18 at the least

>>169728543
What was confusing about that? Obviously he starts healing because
>It costs him nothing to do so and he has far more repair resources than he needs
>He knows he's about to be shot at after being hacked out of turret
>He can relocate while healing

Why would you not start healing immediately

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>>169728292
Man, i'd totally buy a zenyatta tamagotchi

>>169728352
You now get EXP from playing custom games too. However, your career profile does not track it, so you can play to your heart's content, and nobody will know.

>>169728465
Zarya glows when shes charged, are you blind?

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>Blizzard adds "Server browser"
>Finally I can play Koth only
>They threw in some sliders for stats too
>Realize it's a ploy because Blizzard got too lazy to balance the game themselves and now lets the community do it

I havent tried it yet, but can you filter maps now? And can you make your server widowmaker only we can finally get some fucking containment servers?

>>169728681
Because self-healing is an ability. You can't use abilities while hacked.

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>play QP
>new bastion on Eichenwalde attack
>16/0 K/D
>4 gold medals
>POTG
>Enemy team tells me their gold elim guy has 1
>mfw

>>169727792
what kind of mechanic would shit on bastion but leave all other heroes alone?

>>169728681
HACKING STOPS YOU FROM USING FUCKING ABILITIES

ARE YOU RETARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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>>169728668
Those hormones in milk, man.

>>169728743
Hm, do you think Sombra has the DPS to get through his armor in six seconds though? We will have to do some testing

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They just retweeted something

>>169728402
Do you have any good event skins?

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>mfw i used to rape quickplay with pre nerf bastion now

Has anyone actually had fun in the server browser yet? I can never seem to get a full game together unless it's either "everything at 500%" aka "Immortal Zarya runs in circles for 5 minutes until she gets bored and leaves the game", or boss battle mode aka torbjorn with permanent molten core and 3000 health

>>169728129
>FPS
>Console
What's the fucking point

How do I Hanjo?

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What are you people even talking about? Bastion feels the exact same except he can run and heal.

>>169728681
prime example of stupid people theorycrafting without having played the game
>healing while hacked

>>169728864
okay cool and

>>169728864
>closest thing we're getting to new content

>>169727918
>Winston
Increase movement speed slightly or gun range slightly
>Symmetra
Breaking LoS breaks her beam, if the beam disconnects it loses all or half charge
>Reinhardt
FIX HIS CHARGE it's so fucky and inconsistent
>Widowmaker
Reduce Grapple Hook to 8 seconds and it might be too much, but give a Bamham grapple hook indicator so we know where it's going to connect
>Pharah
Faster rocket speed on her ult, make it actually worth making yourself vulnerable
>Reaper
Increase gun range slightly and make him able to cancel out of wraith form

>>169728742
You can change a lot in the custom game settings, like removing maps of your choice, allow only Widowmaker, individual hero sliders, set movement speed up to 500% (Rein charge is like uncorking the nitro), etc

THEY FIXED THE WAVE EMOTE

THEY FIXED THE WAVE EMOTE

AUTISTIC FIT STATUS: ABORTED

>>169728668
Probably the fact that she looks 18 and has large boobs for her age contributes to her attitude, it's rare but it happens

>>169728945
And kill and maim and carry games and shrug off powerful ults and wipe teams when nanoboosted, that's all!

>>169728916
Woah I sure never heard that

Why, Blizzard. WHy? Why do you keep taking away 1v1?

Y'know the problem with people who say lol just shoot them is you assume it's a 1v1 situation.

>>169729137
just make your own

Is bastion now the best character for solo carrying?

>>169724703
It may not be a popular choice, but melee on middle mouse or mouse 3. I dont play a lot of heroes that swap weps, but if you do that might cause a problem.

>>169729137
just make ur 1v1 server autist

>>169728993
THANK JESUS

>>169728993
holy fucking shit anon, I thought I was the only one who hated that. it bothered me so much that I would spin my mouse in a different direction away from the team just to wave.

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They can still update the PTR when Season 4 starts.

Weren't we supposed to get something about Season 4 between now and when it begins? They're taking their sweet ass time.

>Custom mode with 0 cooldowns and super fast ults
>tfw Sombra
>tfw got 3k exp

EHEHEHEHE

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>>169728292
>Zenyatta
Hahaha, yes

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>>169728993
FUCKING YES

F U C K I N G Y E S

THE GAME IS FINALLY PLAYABLE

>>169728986
Thanks lad

>>169728993
wave emote?

EFI UKULELE LIVE! UPDATE PTR!

>>169729181
well you have a team backing you too

>>169728945
300 ammo feels the same as 200 in sentry mode?

>>169729082
>and get hard-countered by a bored hanzo or d.va or anybody with aim

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EVERY CHARACTER WAS REVEALED AFTER 7 DAYS OF THE OFFICIAL TWITTER TEASE. DOES BLIZZARD HATE US

remember when everyone thought that bastion was going to be op?

>>169728638
Well on the bright side with defense matrix and its buffs Ana cant heal Bastion at all and your team should be safe for 4 seconds

>>169729364
When you say hello, it wouldn't wave when looking directly at people

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how much of a tool am I if i go on an adderall binge for placements

>>169729398
Considering new spread and no headshots, it actually feels bit worse

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>that Bastion that sits across the map in sentry mode holding M1

I think Zenyatta players deserve some more love because they're gonna be extra good for taking out Bastion

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>>169727771

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hs only mccree dm is actually pretty damn fun and also good practice

where can I find english versions of the APEX games on youtube?

Could have sworn some guy was uploading them regularly

>>169729502
placements are no different from normal ranked games, probably less important infact because you're likely just going to place around the same SR that you ended last season. save your addy

>>169729502
You won't be a tool at all you'll be a fucking faggot.

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>>169728864
Another hot retweet of the, important info.

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>>169729581
>people seriously whining about bastion when all that happened is he's slightly more mobile

Are we at launch again? Did all of you revert back into League of Cavemen babies?

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>>169728681
Thanks for the laugh anon

>>169721869
whats the hero?