Big Nepper Edition
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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/jb3cHtu9
NepNep Connect Chaos Chanpuru Stuff:
Character Cards for CC Introduced: http://gematsu.com/2017/02/nep-nep-connect-chaos-chanpuru-details-character-cards
Latest Chaos Chanpuru Trailer: https://youtu.be/B-aaPg3rCJE
CC's Opening Released: https://youtu.be/0Hs9hezCdDQ
CC's Gameplay Explained: http://www.siliconera.com/2017/01/25/nep-nep-connect-chaos-chanpuru-shows-us-play-strategic-card-game/
4 Goddesses Online Things:
Second Item Pack DLC for 4GO Announced: http://www.compileheart.com/neptune/4goddessesonline/dlc/?page=1
4GO's Fanart Contest Winners Announced: http://compileheart.com/neptune/4goddessesonline/plan/
Neptune's Drama CD Translation: https://youtu.be/CSljICO3A44
Blanc's Drama CD Translation: https://youtu.be/5jH0QqBfOtE
Vert's Drama CD Translation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DypjiWVluoo
FIX
YOUR
FUCKING
OP
I'm gonna make Uzume happy and you punks can't do anything about it!.
>>169706204
What the fuck are you whining about now, autist?
Vert is best goddess.
>>169706114
>Five links for 4GO
>No mention of the new DLC pack
Goddammit can't you faggot do anything right?
https://www.famitsu.com/news/201702/28127935.html
>>169706503
Cry more, bitchass.
>>169705873
My main beef with XNALara is that you can't save the camera. It forces you to pose the models blind.
And it's not drama-free, there's less bullshit than in MMD, but it's still pretty bad.
>>169706503
Yeah, that OP is pretty shitty. It's as if the OP just desperately tried to rush it as quickly as possible, but couldn't give a fuck about actually checking if he needed to add more links.
Sad, really.
Lewd Compa, desu~
>>169706649
Kill yourself.
So uh
is this general basically /a/?
>>169706946
Nah. Here, we talk about the games and insult the OP for being a moron.
I love Nepgear!
>>169707023
There's nothing wrong with the OP. You're just bootyblasted for some strange unknown reason.
>>169706672
I want Compa to give me a shot of white, sticky liquid from her huge syringe!
>>169707175
I love Gearnon!
>>169707364
I want Compa to fix that shitty OP!
>You will never be as autistic as the retard who whines like a baby over the OP just because he's not the one who made it
thank nep for that.
My wife Iffy belongs to me.
>>169707437
It's too late, Jim. OP is beyond redemption.
>>169707760
I want to fuck her in front of youand have you join in.
Nepgear, my goddess!
>>169706649
>you can't save the camera
What? You can save the camera. You can either use a shortcut to do a quick save of the camera's angle or save the entire scene and keeps the camera's settings.
>it's not drama-free
As chill as the xnalara community can be, it also happens to have the majority of its stuff on deviant art which is a bit of a nest for drama.
>>169708128
But you can't have several cameras saved, and even saving the camera is counter-intuitive.
And yeah. Just recently a guy decided to stop porting stuff to XNA because of some reason "you all know why".
>>169707908
It's really sad when a retard can't even fix the OP before posting it because it doesn't really care about it.
Sad, really.
>>169708824
>being this assblasted over the op
Pathetic!
>>169708824
It's not the first time an OP is rushed without proper proofread, and it won't be the last.
But it's rare for OP to get mad about being called out on his shittery.
The love is in the air~
>nobody got that reference yet
>>169708426
>you can't have several cameras saved
Yes. SFM is better in that regard. Actually, it's the only poser I can think of that supports multiple cameras.
>even saving the camera is counter-intuitive.
This is by design. They wanted it to be consistent with the rest of the program.
>"you all know why"
Sad and funny!
>>169709217
There's literally nothing wrong with the OP. You're just a whiny turbo-autist.
>>169709264
What a great friendship.
>>169709476
Well, at least they're consistent. The whole program is counter intuitive.
As shitty as that fucked up OP, honestly.
>tfw fell for the 'VII is actually a good game' -meme
It didn't have any significant gameplay improvements over the R;B -games. It was just a slightly polished way more annoying R;B3 with atrocious pacing. In fact, I think I prefer R;B3 over VII.
They had some somewhat interesting new ideas, but they totally fucked up executing them. What they tried to fix they just ended up replacing with other broken/boring/pointless shit.
I wish I had had low expectations for the game. Don't get me wrong, I got what I wanted, more neps, but I was also expecting a decent game this time around.
tl;dr, V-II was shit, just like all the other nep games and I don't know how I managed to be delusional enough to believe this wouldn't be the case. .
>>169710017
Sounds like you might just be a retarded 2bh
>>169710017
>I think I prefer R;B3 over VII
Wait, wait.
Before I explode out of rage, tell me more.
What is it that you didn't like, beyond the "they just replaced boring stuff with more boring stuff"?
>>169710017
>didn't like the other games
>thinks he will like this one either
very smart
>>169710238
To his defense, I hold VII in high regard and thought even people disliking the Rebirth games would end up liking it.
I love Tiara.
I want to stalk her!
I want to cum inside Neptune so bad!
Is blanc vs. zombies seriously like less than 10 hours long?
>>169710017
>I prefer R;B3 over VII.
Finally someone gets it.
>>169710219
>make 1/3rd of a game into a tutorial
>then reset your progress 4 times
>long scenes are split into smaller ones, but there's nothing to do in between
>each character now needs to reiterate on what happened 5 seconds ago
>most of the jokes removed in favor of the most predictable drama plot ever
>"cool boss batles" which are normal battles except you can't attack
>building roads
>random encounters lol
>nepgear
I honestly have no idea how the same people can shit on Victory writing and then go on to praise VII.
>>169711681
I want to show off my share rod to her~
>>169712634
>then reset your progress 4 times
>"cool boss batles" which are normal battles except you can't attack
>random encounters lol
Okay, these are okays. Your point is valid.
RB1 is the best nep game. Other games might be slightly more polished but not significantly different and the characters and plots suck ass, specially in RB2.
>>169713335
Every character that isn't in the RB1 story is fucking shit, and the makers except IF and Compa are fucking shit in RB1 as well.
>>169713335
>>169713935
You're entitled to have shit taste.
>>169713335
>fanfiction story
>downgraded V gameplay
>recycled V's assets, the game
I know it was your first game, my PC friend, but it's far from being the best.
Everyone stop what you're doing and post the cutest nep picture you have.
>>169712634
>Finally someone gets it.
victory was a good game and all but what
>make 1/3rd of a game into a tutorial
sort of bad i guess, but it's not like it was holding your hand constantly or anything. they simply had a bit of the game where it was simplified some. came with a nice little short story portion which tied into the main story in a surprising way later on.
>then reset your progress 4 times
The easiest part of RPGs and Nep games is when you have all the resources from earlier parts of the game piling up. The only real annoyance was lacking the key item to break boxes, the rest was completely fair and you can even get the True End requirements done without grinding on every route, easily.
>long scenes are split into smaller ones, but there's nothing to do in between
HDN1 and mk2 did this too, Victory's the odd one out. Instead of singular very long scenes that have strange pacing, they do a lot of shorter varied scenes in some cases.
>most of the jokes removed in favor of the most predictable drama plot ever
V-II has plenty of gags, the humor is simply handled less blatantly. They also mixed a lot more of them into the scenes naturally rather than having them be some out of place LOL WACKY REFERENCE
>"cool boss batles" which are normal battles except you can't attack
The Dark CPUs were a mistake, that much is completely true. Pathetically easy fights that are all repeats of each other only it gets easier every time because you get more tools.
>building roads
Pointless, but it's not like it costs anything.
>random encounters lol
Worked in the first portion of the game and not at all afterwards. Good idea, bad execution. Earlier games didn't punish you at all for leaving dungeons to freely heal, the potential of a threat kept you on your toes. And then they stayed level 1 mobs the entire game for some reason.
>nepgear
What?
>>169714384
>>169714384
>>169714384
>>169713335
>but not significantly different
Are you making this complaint about games that aren't R;B1, the game made virtually ENTIRELY out of lazily recycled content from the previous entries?
Fuck off.
>>169714658
>>169714846
He said neps.
Why can't you guys just admit that all the Nep games are inherently kinda bad, and that there's no point in being elitist over them until we get an actual 8/10 game out of this franchise?
>>169714975
>"if you disagree with me, you're elitist"
No, fuck off, you don't know what elitist means. Go to fucking /gsg/ and ask for help here, you'll see how it feels to ask elitists.
>>169714384
I have a couple of cute Uzumes, but this one just simply melts my heart.
>>169715102
No need to be so hostile, Tchaikovsky
>>169715102
/gsg/ is full of nothing but literal fucking retards though.
>>169715410
Literal retards who are actually elitists.
/nepgen/ is just in love with the neps. You can criticize the games, just not the girls.
>>169714384
>>169712634
>>169714569
>most of the jokes removed in favor of the most predictable drama plot ever
>V-II has plenty of gags, the humor is simply handled less blatantly. They also mixed a lot more of them into the scenes naturally rather than having them be some out of place LOL WACKY REFERENCE
I wonder how much of this is Nicky D being kill.
>>169715994
So there are people missing Doerr?
>>169715994
That's not just Doeer.
Even in HDN1, you sometimes got strange jokes out of nowhere, like the people of the Detris Corporation trying to fill a truck with crates.
You could remove these jokes and not change a thing to the story.
Why was V-II even called V-II when it completely ignored the most important part of V, the Ultradimension? I don't think they ever directly mentioned it, just gave it some very tiny nods here and there.
I get that they didn't want the ultradimension CPUs in the game, but they could have just written it off instead of completely ignoring it.
>>169710017
I kind of agree with you, though my reasoning is a bit different.
For me VII was an "inverted RB3 on blur steroids", and it sure wasn't RB3 if it didn't fuck something up.
While the improvements are there, the game implements them in a very weird way, taking a step back for every step forward.
Take a look at the gameplay for example. Characters get new skills and combo attacks, but most of them, such as those "surround" combos are completely useless. There's no longer a guard gauge, but it doesn't matter as the bosses now have 7 bars of HP. The world map is fresh and fancy, but travelling through it takes a shitton of time, and it gets even worse after you realize you have to enter a mandatory fight with a bunch of lvl 1 monsters pretty much every few checkpoints.
My main problem with the game, though, is its story. I did like it, but holy hell was it a snorefest. It almost feels like they didn't know what to do with the game, read the complaints about mk2/V and decided to mix the two together, getting a weird abomination with the wacky protagonist inside a serious story, with one of the components looking out of place. Zerodimension takes itself way too serious, Golden Third arc would work better as an MLP fanfic and Heart Dimension is just an edgefest.
The jokes in the game are almost non-existent. Even RB2, one of the more serious games in the series, eventually gets to its lighthearted side and gives you something fun and wacky, such as Noire's bikini scene or Nep's Idol Contest. In VII it's serious bullshit all the way with the only fun things being the Dogoo men and Neptune's quest on Developers Island.
The slice-of-life stuff they throw at you makes you want to press the skip button. Was Neptune whining like a spoiled child about her pudding supposed to be funny? Or maybe I should have laughed my ass off at how everyone went full retard and gave their food to Arfoire because the magical voice told them to? Maybe, but I sure as hell didn't.
>>169716787
It's a meme name because it's the seventh game of the franchise, so V-II.
IT'S EPIC, Neptune would like it.
>>169716858
>Compa picture
I didn't even bother to read you're post.
>>169716787
Because it's a sequel, not a reboot.
>>169716787
What did it ignore?
>>169716858
>The slice-of-life stuff they throw at you makes you want to press the skip button
Okay, fuck off. You're expelled from /nepgen/.
"For he who skips Nep-Nep's banter shan't be trusted to be one's peer." - The Book of Neptune.
>>169714384
Beru is my least favourite nep, but I have to admit this one pic is just too cute.
>>169717274
/comfy/ as fuck
>>169716787
Because it follows the sequel hook that V left off on...?
>>169716787
Well, Old Nep mentioned that she came from the Peashy continent (Ultra Dimension) and, even if they she didn't know her goddess' name, she did say that her name was something with P.
Even then, there's no need to mention UD at ALL, since the main story doesn't happen over there.
>>169716858
Why do you even play Neptunia games? Clearly they aren't for you.
>>169717468
>>169717557
Shhh, don't point out the contradictions, or he'll get mad.
>>169717468
Yeah I love HDN2 and Mk3, great games.
>>169716858
Literally how I felt about the game.
>>169717843
mk2 was a reboot and Victory is mostly completely unrelated to mk2.
V-II's main events are almost all linked to Ultradimension Neptune and Croire, who she caught at the very end of Victory.
>>169717468
Yeah, I also liked the part where Nep had to save Nepgear from Ultradimension before suddenly teleporting to Zerodimension.
>>169718286
The Karma Ending alone makes V worth it 2bh.
>>169718286
>V-II follows V's True End
>No game to follow V's Good End with Neptune and Plutia dual protagonist action again
>>169718553
The Karma Ending was shit.
>>169718656
t. Gearnon
>>169711482
I love Eryn SO MUCH
Tiara is cool though
>>169718842
>Gearnon
>>169718847
>red panties
Nope, still lewd.
>>169719048
it's okay to be lewd
>>169719539
Big Nep is for big nepping only.
>>169719539
I would marry her and then she would be the mother of my children.
>>169719539
I wouldMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>169719396
There's "okay" lewd, and there's "she needs a spanking" lewd.
>>169719539
My grown-up wife neppy is so sexy.
>>169719663
I want to spank Ethel and tell her she's a good girl afterwards.
>>169717557
>and, even if they she didn't know her goddess' name, she did say that her name was something with P
Pururut?
>>169719663
So Tiara?
>>169719870
I want to spank Ethel while Karin is watching and yelling "that's not what I meant when I said she needed help!"
>>169719973
Tiara is cute, so it's okay for her to be lewd.
I love Tiara.
>>169718553
What's a karma ending?
>>169720071
Idiot's name for V's Good End.
>>169719920
Yeah, she didn't say her name because she didn't know it, but it was a clear reference to Plutia/Pururut.
>>169720043
Spanking and cuddling are 2 powerful weapons, anon.
>>169719973
I want to lick.
>>169720256
I only want to cuddle Tiara.
Ethel has Karin for that.
>>169720173
The one where Neptune goes back to being an asshole?
>>169720043
Eryn is super cute too anon
>>169720378
I want to cuddle Karin
>>169709809
Kill yourself h*tshitter
>>169720683
>"Eryn is cute"
>grouchy
>clanky
>constantly mocks cute Tiara
>get mad at Fang for petty reasons, like him accidentally ruining Sherman's performance, or not wanting to get out of bed
>hides things from him constantly and only remembers them when it's really convenient
>>169720760
So you like foxgirls?
>>169720805
>denying the cute friendship between Uni and Nepgear
They're so close they can switch boyfriends anytime and not feel jealous.
>>169720850
Tiara is very similar except when you yell back at her she gets off to it
they are the dream team
Today I fapped to Noire for the first time since I got into neps in 2011. I hate Noire and feel like an unfaithful piece of shit now.
blog blog blog
>>169721570
Tiara's panties aren't as lewd as Eryn's.
You know that, in anime, there's a whole character design thing about panties, right? Like, striped panties are innocents and cute, black panties are mature, animals panties are childish, and red panties indicate that the wearer wants to get spanked?
100% legit intel.
Also, pick a nation for me, will ya?
>>169717557
Yeah, obviously there's no need to mention UD, just like there wasn't any need to mention ASIC, The oracles, Deity of Sin, Candidates saving the CPUs in MK2, etc.
When they see Arfoire they go all out on referencing MK2 shit, yet when they see Croire, they just ambiguously state something like "yeah, I guess we saw her in the last game or something, who was she again? Oh yeah, something about Tari's ancient CPU and some dimension powers, whatever.".
Also, if you really think about it, the UD should've had at least some importance to the story. In V's true ending, which is canon, they open a permanent gateway between HD and UD, which means that Kurome was not only a significant threat to HD, but also to UD.>2017>not taking nep lore seriously
THESE "FLAT" JOKES NEED TO STOP!
>>169721591
the lastation foundation would like to thank you for donating your shares to our great goddess.
we look forward to your possible future contributions.
>>169721929
Pambu
I love my wife Chika!!
>>169722752
That's a cute Noire.
>>169723143
>>169723212
indeed.
>>169723307
>mexican
>>169723307
so tragic
i want to play the chika vn spin-off and help her get her vert
>>169723307
Fuck off yurispantard
>>169723602
>implying the girls aren't bi
>>169722480
>The oracles
Please don't hurt me.
>>169723484
yes
>>169723307
but thats not the sexiest mexican, pic related is.
>>169723835
All neps are gay
>>169723484
>chika is spanish for girl
>chika is a girl
>>169723918
That's how the new hot fanfiction is called? I should give it a read sometime for comedy purposes.
>>169723965
But chika is not Spanish for girl.
THE ABSOLUTELY NEPPED MUST NEP ABSOLUTELY
>>169723965
> Doesn't know how to spell Chica
stupid ESL
>>169723918
Suuure they are.
>>169723857
but is nepgear a /fit/ aztec goddess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>169724225
>filename
That might be you, anonymous, but not Neptune.
>>169724225
They aren't even human, do you see male godesses, that's because there aren't, there's no need.
>>169724308
>>169724459
>>169724459
Neps get sexually aroused though, they can have sex just fine.
>>169724775
That cum on her feet isn't really convincing
>>169724775
>>169724927
>>169724965
>>169724775
delet
or at least post one without the sock
>>169724843
>they can have sex just fine.
Prove it
>>169725010
That one is a little better
Nobility? Merchant Guild? In MY Lowee?
Time for a purge.
>>169722586
I want to marry Blanc (male) and tease her about her lack of boobs and cute little feminine penis!
>>169725169
>"Lethal Lava Land"
>not having already purged Bowser
>>169725239
>male
>her
Anon, I...
>>169725239
>not wanting a futa Blanc with a massive dong instead
>>169725718
Not him, but futa dick should be small. Only fags like futas with big dicks.
>>169725817
i agree, two and a half inches at most
>>169726641
>inches
Look at this imperial scum.
I want to tease futa nep-nep about her tiny penis while I slam her in the ass
>>169726641
Don't you want to please your waifu and suck and fuck her at the same time?
>>169725010
>>169723918
This
>>169727951
>my bait didn't work as intended, now I will proceed to samefag!
Here's your (you)
>>169727951
My mini-wife Iffy is so cute.
>>169728854
d'awww, someone upset the baby
I want to do art with nep-nep!
>>169730089
l want to show neptune my white paint!
>>169730089
I want lady Histoire teach me how to draw cute neps!
>Open up video of someone trying out 4go
>They immediately switch party leader to Noire first chance they get
Why are people who play this game on youtube always Noirefags?
>>169731443
She's the best at getting dick hards, and the more hard dicks you get, the more viewers. This is exactly what female streamers do.
>>169731443
She's the most popular
>>169728854
>bait
>>169732654
Actually every poll has Noire consistently behind Neptune in popularity.
>>169732202
That wouldn't be Vert?
>>169733580
She's the least popular for a reason. No one jacks off to her
nep-nep's energetic personality and her cuteness make me happy.
>>169733484
>every poll
I think you mean every poll after this http://www.compileheart.com/neptune_mk2/result.html
>>169734632
>mk2
A 5 year old poll might as well not even exist.
plutie's sleepy personality and her cuteness makes me happy.
I want Noire to step on my dick with her long, sexy boots until I cum. After that I want to cuddle with her and tell her she's a good girl.
Battle Dimension Neptune vs Fairy Fencer fighting game when?
>Now, fight your rival!
>>169735456
Your not touching my wife with youre dick.
>>169735890
Who the fuck are you?
Noire is MY wife.
>>169723307
>>169723143
Chika Cherry Cola.
Post!.
>Best Non-goddess Nep
>The song you're listening to right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XarBEncxVSk
>>169736278
I don't need to try and explain, I just hold on tight
>>169735679
Eh, I think a cross over RPG would be more appropriate. Perhaps have some of the Neps wielding some of the fairies.
Or even power up Histy and Croire to where they can use Fairize and stuff.
>>169736315
Compa is the best Non-goddess Nep.
Been listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlTyc_V7_uE
>>169735679
Should be full-on Compile Heart Fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN1Lgh-EC4A
>>169734934
I want to waste the day napping with Plutia
>>169736659
>Monpiece's MC
Is her style putting enemies to sleep?
Your all just jealous I get to have a 3 way with my wife and Vert
Upon direct orders from the oracle, Lady Blanc is no longer allowed to name provinces.
>>169736659
>Chaos bullshit could've been like this
>A fucking card game
Fuck this
>>169736315
>Best non-Goddess Nep
The question practically answers itself
>>169735679
I love Eryn!!!!
>>169736762
More like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5OB4jmyi0
>>169737024
This.
>>169736315
I'll skip best and go for favourite because I'm not going to analyze that army of makers.
Chika
Nothing. But this is the last song that played on these headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYd0CsFOLtQ
>>169736984
What else did you expect of a cheap cash-in mobage?
>>169737153
There was a girl in each of those cards, you monster!
I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!
>>169738583
I love you too, Plutia.
>>169737946
>There was a girl in each of those cards, you monster!
They shouldn'ta messed with the Cajun
>>169734632
The magic of twintails.
>>169737946
I was willing to cash out money just for Compile Heart fighting game
>come home
>see this
wat do?
>>169739939
Butt rape
>>169734934
it does for everyone, even the other neps (ignoring Ram), it's just her HDD form that is a hit or miss
>>169739939
>Hey Nep, you gotta clean that mess up, also have you seen Uzume around here? I'm looking up for her.
>>169739939
What's lifting up the back of her skirt? Haunter? Flatus?
>>169739939
Wipe her face then give her some of the pudding I just bought.
Well, I lost.
I allied with Lastation, but after ASIC declared Lowee as their rivals, I founded a rebellion on their ground, and used the opportunity to attack them, officially to support the the Arfoirean peasants. While they were also fighting the Iroquois.
Because I lollygaged instead of doing a beeline to the Graveyard, they managed to put their shit together, assemble an army of 10 000 underlings thugs and probably 5 000 eggplants knights, crushed the rebellion, slaughtered the iroquois, and destroyed Lowee, bankrupting it and ruining its prestige.
All of that because Lastation couldn't bother to help an ally.
Fuck you Noire.
>>169740490
My hand.
I'm getting a good peek up in there and then I'm going to have some fun.
>>169739939
I'd ask her how she got in my house, and if she has seen Noire around, because I'm looking for her. I'd probably also offer to play some games with her, but I don't have any pudding to give her.
>>169740754
>founded
I mean funded. As in, gave them credits to finance their rebellion and buy other stuff than bamboo swords.
Good lord!
Affimojas' cape took so many hits and attacks to break that it probably could have used it's own health bar. I know it's part of the parts break system but jeez is that cape made of some strong shit.And before anyone says to use magic, I didn't know that magic would be effective against him.
>>169741770
I think he says his cape is immune to physical attacks
>>169741770
he LITERALLY FUCKING SAYS that physical blows won't hurt him. what exactly did you expect?
>>169742002
I think he says his cape makes him invulnerable to physical attacks, but once it's broken, here comes the pain.
>>169741770
I know that feel. I tried that fight with the original CPUs, to respect the dialogues to the max.
Everyone just waited for Green Heart to spam her spells.
>>169742002
>>169742086
>>169742086
He said "no blade or blow can hurt me"
"Blow" is a very ambiguous term, I'm sure plenty of people could just interpret any sort of attack as a "blow."Also, cool your autism >>169742086
>>169742176
I ended up spamming either J Hardware or Current Hardware since it was a good way to break his guard and do damage.
Though had I known that beforehand I probably would have started the fight with either Rom/Ram or just spammed Million Arthur's skills.
>>169742263
ok so you read his clear dialogue, start attacking him and realize it doesnt do much damage, and it never comes to mind that you should use magical attacks instead?
>>169742643
Same here. When I'll master the courage to retry VII to get the good end, I'll definitely take Rom and Ram for a ride with the robot knight.
>>169742793
I'm not the guy you were replying to.I haven't even played my copy of V-II yet lol, I got the LE and everything but the disc is still in the box.
>>169742793
Well, I figured "I'll just break his cape" since that's what's making him immune to physical damage.
I didn't expect the thing to take 3 different breaks to shatter. Though in my defense, I've rarely broken parts since most of the time, whatever I'm fighting usually dies before the part shatters.
>>169743013I got my copy of V-II a month ago, though I did take a break from it since I was pretty burned out on Neps by that point.
I want someone to write a fanfic of Noire corrupting a Planeptune citizen into switching the the Lastation side with her body.
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
>>169743181
>burned out on Neps
Is that possible?
>>169743442
Can't, too busy writing that fanfic with the mansionfags taking over Gamindustri.
I just realized Affimax came from AFFImojas and SteaMAX.
Thanks a lot brain, you slow piece of shit
>>169743540
I don't even have the strenght to play the straight man to this.
I'll just mark this post down, and come back with a slowpoke in ten years.
>>169743538
Hey, when you've played through all 3 RB games twice and the SeHa spinoff in the span of 5-6 months, it's very possible.
>>169743442
I want to convince Noire that she can corrupt me with her body, then go back to praising Planeptune after having my way with her.
>>169743540
I'm fairly sure they actually directly point that out in the game too.
I think you might have brain problems, anon.I took me like a month to realize that Tari kingdom was referencing Atari.
I'm going to IMPREGNATE Compa, and none of you can stop me!
OFFICIAL NEPTUNIA GAME POWER RANKINGS:
Megadimension Neptunia VII
Cyberdimension Neptune: 4 Goddesses Online
Re;Birth 3
Re;Birth 1
Re;Birth 2
POWER GAP
Superdimension Neptune vs. Sega Hard Girls
Producing Perfection
Megatagmension Blanc + Neptune vs. Zombies
Neptunia Action Unleashed
>>169744145
Even after the Tari Shock thing?
And the pile of buried shitty games from the Tari era?
>>169744145
It took me months to realize that Lowee was a reference to Luigi.
To my defense, I played with all voices off.
>>169744409
>Lowee was a reference to Luigi.
>>169744389
>Megadimension Neptunia VII
>Cyberdimension Neptune: 4 Goddesses Online
>Re;Birth 3
>Re;Birth 1
>Re;Birth 2
>POWER GAP
>Superdimension Neptune vs. Sega Hard Girls
>Producing Perfection
>Megatagmension Blanc + Neptune vs. Zombies
>Neptunia Action Unleashed
POWER GAP
Hyperdrevtion Noire
>>169744524
ah, I knew I was forgetting something.
>>169744145
Can you tell me which part exactly?
The Tari part was too obvious so you got problems too
>>169744524
>Hyperdrevtion
Yes, yes, we're all drevted to Noire.
>>169744389
That 4GO is gonna drop so hard once people actually play the game.How are the action games at the bottom? Sure the gameplay was shit but the scenes weren't
>>169744670
I have played the game. Well, 14 hours of it, and I don't know Japanese.
The action games are shit.
>>169744272
Already have a daughter with Nepgear. Your point?
>>169744389
>>169744524
v-ii
mk2
r;b3
victory
seha
r;b2
hdn1
r;b1
tagmension
U
hyperdevotion
pp
haven't played 4go yet.
>>169744670
The actions games are fun at first, but get repetitive quickly, and suffer from awful controls, sometimes involving pushing three keys at once.
And you don't have any invulnerability frame.
>>169744409
>>169744481
LUIGI, WE'RE IN NEPTUNIA
>>169744389
>Superdimension Neptune vs. Sega Hard Girls
Other than the shitty story, it's has the best dungeon designs, the fever was broken sure but otherwise it was as good as VII if not less. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>169739939Anal.
>>169744409
I thought it was for Wii since that was the active Nintendo console at the time.
>>169744608
I was probably thinking about the Nepedia page. Couldn't find it in actual dialogue after a quick search.
>>169745102
Fuck you I burst out laughing.
>>169745142
>It's has
Fuck phoneposting
>>169745142
>it was as good as VII if not less
>>169745218
Dunno, first time I heard it, I really sounded like "Loui" rather than "Liwii".
>>169744974
I did say the gameplay is shitty. But we don't come to Neptunia for the great gameplay, do we?
Speaking of that, controls DID make me hate Famitsu. Her combos and branches were complex, yet her hits were remarkably weak and she didn't have a striking personality to compensate. Harder inputs for a smaller reward. By the time I reached postgame she had about 30 levels less than everyone else.
>SeHa was as good as VII
What did he mean by this
>>169745557
>we don't come to Neptunia for the great gameplay
Well, kinda. If I wanted a VN, I wouldn't bother bitching about how damage calculation doesn't make sense.
>controls DID make me hate Famitsu
Good taste. Famitsu is a bitch.
>>169745557
>But we don't come to Neptunia for the great gameplay, do we?
What if I do? Simple RPGs are fun as hell. Spinoffs don't fall into that unfortunately but that's where the character and script carrying happens.
>>169745441
I'm talking about the gameplay
>>169743442
Would that be a for of cuckoldry?
>>169745876
>hating on Famitsu.
Man, it should feel pretty fucking bad to have these amounts of shit taste.
Famitsu a best.
>>169746131
Oh darn, I meant Dengekiko.
Famitsu is okay, and her gloves are cute.
>>169746131
>>169746463
But Dengekiko is a lot of fun.
>>169746787
You'll never feel Famitsu's delicate embrace with her cozy, warm, oversized gloves.
Meanwhile Dengekiko probaly gropes your butt as you're trying to hug her.
>>169747206
Nothing wrong with your butt being gropped by a girl, though.
>>169747206
>>169747551
I'll be doing the groping, though.
>>169747206
Dengekiko is an electrifying girl.
>>169747551
If you're submissive, sure.
>>169744885
I liked Hyperthyroid. Better than VII, but not as good as RB1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=232xBYwe3hA
I fucking love crazy Rei
OUT ON THE ROAD TODAY, SAW A NEP HEAD STICKER ON A CADILLAC.
>>169750568
The Neps of Summer.
Well that was fun.
http://pastebin.com/nFnTTkSw
Yes.
Pose time!
>>169758124
>>169706114
How can the other girls even compete??
>>169754374
Damn this is hot.
>>169759372
I got a chance to read it, unfortunately it's gone now.
>>169759545
>doesn't save it because I'd assume it'd be there for a while
>just bookmarked it for later
Can someone just shoot me in the face?
What's got neppy looking so happy tonight?
>>169719870
>>169720043
>Spanking
>Spanking Effole
>>169760470
>l was planning to do the same thing
Are you me?
>>169760474
I showed her this.
>>169760474
She saw this
NepuBuran
>>169759372
>>169759545
WHAT WAS IT?
>>169762253
i wish they would bring the schoolgirl neps back for a game that's actually good.
>>169762276
basically >>169743442 's request.
>>169762313
I want a Netflix cartoon that takes place in Gamicademi, but every episode has as little to do with school as possible.
>>169763802
Delete this
Oooh.
>>169761413
That sucked ass.
My wife Chika's sister-girlfriend is so cute!
>>169764369
Cute
>>169737086
Do some Eryn.
>>169764369
Neptune's wife Plutia is so cute.
>>169768007
It's nap time
>>169762389
Damn I wanted to read that, why was it deleted?
>>169744805
Uni's true husband Gearnon's wife Nepgear's daughter-clone Nepgear is so cute.
>>169771037
But that's having Uni and Nepgear as wives at the start time is impossible
>>169771037
>daughter-clone
Goddammit anon stop giving me new fetishes.
>>169718847
Eryn is a very lewd little fairy.
>>169775062
Still not as lewd as Lewdsty, though.
>>169775172
Delet this(>_<#)
>>169775245
I want to take small Histy and put her in my ass with only her head barely sticking out so it can be pressed on by my buttcheeks but breathe at the same time. I would leave her there for an entire week then shit everything out together so she gets covered in all the shit, then after I'm done I'd put her back in without wiping and repeat the process.
>>169760896
>not spanking Effole
Worst maid 5ever.
>>169760896
>>169778938
I want to do lewd things to Karin!
>>169779959
>>169779727
I want to bully Noire the Clumsy Maid for breaking my favourite set of chinaware!
>>169781160
Spankfag, please...
>>169763802
>>169781453
>>169781536
>>169781684
>>169781536
You're a goddess Nepgear. You aren't allowed to die.
>>169781742
>>169781787
[Sad song intensifies]
>>169781939
>>169781939
Just a flesh wound
I like Blanc (cat), and I hope she'll be back.
Is Neptune actually Madoka?
>>169785287AUSTIN
>>169785228
Histy 2cute
>>169785727
>>169780017
>30/01/2017
Oh, hey. His ban's over.
>>169787136
>>169787139
>>169787335
I know. I was making fun of the fact that the same picture is posted over and over.
>>169786418
I need more like this
Gamindustri facebook looks like fun.
>>169788346
I'm sure there are already false Facebook account with the neps.
I'd fuck Gearnon
Uzume has superior butt technology.
I'd marry Gearnon
Only reply to this if your goddess would accept your friend request on nepbook.
>Not so far, Noirefags.
>>169788886
>>169789591
I'd sleep with Gearnon
>>169789591
>>169788886
>>169790061
Fuck off Noire.
>>169790442
She is so cute and sexy.
>ganada
¡Te voy a matar!
>>169791352
And her gloves are huggy.
Oh wait, they DO get other stuff than just more HP and more damage.
>>169791841
Yeap, common mobs have access to special moves that will 1HKO or do grievous amounts of damage, and look identical to their other moves that only do like 20 damage
I think by the time I'm doing Evil Goddess Route, my party will be average level 70-80 (the mobs there start at level 60). Good time to finally turn on Hell Mode and stick 2x DMG fairies to make the game still challenging. Advent Dark Force does a really good job of making you replay it again and again for the different routes and making boss fights actually terrifying, but the mobs doing random 1HKOs is kind of lame
What? Uzume is evolving!
>>169792262
Well, it goes well with Rebirth's virus system where you could get in a new area, probe the local monsters to see their strength, and get wrecked because they went viral on your ass.
Gotta admit I'm a little disappointed, I hoped that harder difficulty meant paying more attention to resistances and weakness to maximize your damage output while minimizing your own damage (like in Diablo 2 where all monsters become immune to one element), but you make it sound like it's all about spamming revival until you can oneshot everything in the dungeon.
>>169792469
The virus system was good in concept but in the end it was just a chore. Sure they were slightly more dangerous but in the end they were just a gigantic HP bloat (with free HP heal).
In a random battle it was more benefitial to flee and retry since they cna't kill you fast enough. When farming items/completing quests, they were a pain in the ass to make farming more miserable (and I think viral variants did not count toward quests like "kill 5 wolves"). I was glad that RB2 almost did away with them, but then they returned in full force for RB3.
On the plus side, it's always the same 4 types of monsters going viral over and over so at least it was easy to tell which monsters to rush.
I'd compare it to Pokémon S&M's SOS system rather than actual difficulty.
>>169793670
The virus system should've came with bigger rewards, and only trigger if you stay in an area long enough. Maybe you can explain it by the monsters getting agitated or something, because it is indeed poorly implemented. It's big pain for no gain.
I'd marry, sleep and fuck him
Kuro on Uzu action when
>finish playing VII, my first nep game
>go to boorus to collect pictures
>lots of shippingfaggotry
I don't understand, these girls acted like close friends at most. I will never understand shippers.
>>169796127
Why are Rom and Ram watching?
>>169796192
Well, there are some yuribait in the games like that shower scene in V. While not necessarily yuri, it can be construed as such.
Though there are cases of hetero bait as well, like that timePH got all flirty with Steamax.
Okay so hear me out.
R-Sha.
Rare-Sha.
Rare made DKC which is one of the highest selling Donkey Kong games of all time, Banjo Kazooie, a super popular non Mario platformer, Goldeneye and Perfect Dark two of the most well reknowned shooters of the era and many other popular games.
We take S-Sha and move her to the now Shaless Lastation (where she SHOULD have gone since Square made the most on Sony consoles that any other one and her being with Leanbox never made any sense) and put this new R-Sha with Vert.
So now we have 4 Gold Third members again.
>>169796192
Could be worse. You could be trying to collect solo pictures of the Shas.
>>169796192
Yurishitters are cancer. Youtubers who play neptunia games literally say "all the girls are lesbians" in these games. I've seen it a lot. It's like friendship doesn't exist to them
>>169797365
>You face when the Shas put together don't even have 50 pictures
What went wrong nepgen?
>>169797794
>Youtubers who play neptunia games
Retarded ironic weebs?
>>169797794
>Yurishitters are cancer
Yes.
>>169797794
>watches youtubers
Speaking of cancer...
>>169764975
it looks like a turd
>>169797794
>>169797990
>>169798159
It's full of autism, especially Lost Pause. He is CRINGE INCARNATE
>>169798159
What's wrong with watching youtubers?
>>169798753
Gee, I dunno. Maybe because they're retards who don't understand that people care about the game but not them?
>>169798573
I tried watching the guy once, yeah he's fucking cringe and has 14 year olds as fanbase. Also, Ghostnoway admitted once being a huge fan of him, so yeah, that's how terrible he is.
>>169767901
What did he mean by this?
>>169798573
Then why the fuck are you watching them, you retard?
>>169798910
To be fair, an entertaining youtuber can really make watching fun. They just have to be funny without being cringy
>>169799098
AI is different. She's japanese unlike these white 25 year olds playing Neptunia games ironically.
>>169799181
Not screaming every other word is a good start.
Still if given the chance I'll go for one that has no voiceover whatsoever.
>>169799269
>these white 25 year olds playing Neptunia games ironically
Like most people here except unironically?
>>169799269
From Ai I learned that if you have no friends you can buy them from the Unity asset store.
Big Nep is for _________
>>169799181
>They just have to be funny without being cringy
It's impossible. There's a reason actors have special classes, not everyone can be entertaining. All youtubers overdo it, and come off as goofy, edgy, or just plain retarded.
And when I'm watching a LP of Amnesia, I don't need a moron to yell at the screen or goof around with the objects.
And even LPer who use text can be cringy as fuck too.
>wait in front of door for 5 seconds
>subtitle "oh noes I'm spooked >_<"
>moves mouse left and right
>subtitle "let's go anyway :D"
No comments let's play are the only good one.
>>169799429
No because I'm not a streamer who screams at the camera to get these underaged bucks.
>>169798241
>touhou character
not sure I can trust your opinion lad
>>169798910
I don't know what the fuck are you even searching or thinking when getting into those. There are a few others who just do no commentary LPs
>>169799582
This is I only watch speedruns. Most speedrunners are autistic and thus are very quiet and need to stay focused, so when they talk, it's to autistically explain a game mechanic or to bless their luck because they did that superhard glitch they practiced to death before. It becomes interesting and you learn a lot about the game.
>>169799914
>touhou
>>169799914
>touhou character
That's Iris Heart if she reincarnated as an angel.
>>169799957
Yeah, but speedruns are only enjoyable if you know the game beforehand.
Otherwise, they don't present the gameplay, they don't show mechanisms. By the moment you figure out what they do and how they do it, the game is usually already over. That's why you need to watch commented speedruns, to have the explanation of what the guy is doing, but even these sometimes go off-topic.
>watched an Oddworld : Abe's Odysseus speedrun earlier
>commentator compared Ruptured Farms to the nazi concentration camp because "they made soap out of the prisoners' ashes, just like the Glukkon are transforming everything in food, ruining the ecosystem"
That's why I prefer text LPs.
>>169800280
>but speedruns are only enjoyable if you know the game beforehand.
It's because you only watch speedruns of games you already played you dense moron. Why would I ruin my first playthrough of a game by watching another retard play it? That's 12 year old behavior.
>>169800474
I dunno. Why would you watch a Neptunia speedrun when 80% of the game is about cute girls talking with each others?
It's like watching a Torment speedrun.
>>169800707
Speedruns of RPG games are a meme. My favorite speedruns are of platformers and 3rd person games.
>>169800707
>Why would you watch a Neptunia speedrun when 80% of the game is about cute girls talking with each others?
>Watching A NEPTUNIA speed run in the first place
What the fuck nigga?
>>169800814
As much as I like Sonic, I think the old Mario games are the best games for speedruns. The difference in skill really shows in these old game. Nowadays, everyone is about Dark Souls, but it's more about exploiting bugs and duplicating boss souls than jumping.
Do you guys really JUST enjoy watching those speedruns and not try it out for yourself?
Speedrunning is fun when you know how to do shit
>>169801182
Speedrunning is how you ruin your favorite game. Imagine playing Mario World, you would play it normally, and still enjoy it. Then you try speedrunning it and you play over the same levels for one thousand times until you finish them as quickly as possible, leaving your soul behind in the process. Now try replaying Mario World again, and it won't even be the same game, just "jump here, go here, pick this, and fly over here to make it quickly"
>>169801182
For me, watching Speedruns is abit like watching extreme sports than a how to guide. The enjoyment I get is mostly from seeing the technical skill on display rather than any delusion of me being able to perform those tricks myself.
I'm sure others will have different views on it, but that's how I feel about it.
>>169801419
>Speedrunning is how you ruin your favorite game.
Except that's your problem, speedrunning is what I do when I enjoyed the game to the fullest but playing it the normal way is no issue either. Do you really think everyone is like you?
>>169801526
I get your point, but do you try it at times?
>>169801419
>Speedrunning is how you ruin your favorite game. Imagine playing Mario World, you would play it normally, and still enjoy it. Then you try speedrunning it and you play over the same levels for one thousand times until you finish them as quickly as possible, leaving your soul behind in the process.
Are you literally fucking autistic?
>>169801985
No, he's entirely right. Nothing kills your immersion in a game quicker than a speedrun.
>"boy I really hate that level, it feels like zombie wil jump at me from everywhere"
>YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYAYAHOO MAMMA MIA level complete
>>169801985
No, speedrunning is. I tried doing it once, I speedran DasII and Donkey Kong Country, then I became literally autistic. I tried "speedrunning" every daily task. Not making them in a hurry, but as perfectly, naturally, and quickly as possible. Now if it worked is another topic.
>>169802121
>>169802101
>I am autistic but I will blame the game because I have brain tumors that prevents me from comprehending
>>169802410
>I will blame the game
Literally nobody is blaming the game.
>>169802101
>Nothing kills your immersion in a game quicker than a speedrun.
No it doesn't.
>>169801419
I think a lot of it depends on how RNG-intensive the game is. I think the more things that can go wrong, the easier it is to still enjoy the game. That is, when it's not simply execution, but reaction and other skills that still factor, it's easy to still enjoy it.
>ITT: speedrunning autists
18+
Also,
POST
CUTE
NEPS
>>169802410
Yeah make my E-penis growing thanks to breaking a world record in one (1) game is worth the effort. Games are supposed to be fun, if they become a job then they aren't a game aymore.
>>169802512
Sorry, but yes. I mean, imagine taking the long road in Mario 64. You do all the level, you get spooked by the haunted piano in the boo mansion, you struggle to beat Bowser.
And then there's this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCyQvN8lI2w
All of you:
>Gain Height
>Lose Weight
>Seek Sunlight
>Take a Shower
>Hit the Weights
>Get a Clue
>ITT: Autists who call people with the ability they don't have as autists
>>169785287
What's this from?
>>169802635
A TAS isn't a terribly good support to your claim. That's not the same as someone physically picking up a controller and beating a game as quickly as possible. That's someone or many someones literally constructing a perfect piece of entertainment media frame by frame.
>>169802635
How the hell is someone's speedrun, TAS at that, ruin my first experience when I have already finished the game? Do you have insecurities?
And just to give you a clue, I already fucking finished SM64
>>169802774
I see your point, but I object that a TA speedrun is still a speedrun.
>>169802765
Spooklands. Where Nepgear kills everyone.
>I WILL INSIST MY POINT BECAUSE I AM THAT WAY AND EVERYONE IS LIKE THAT OTHERWISE THEY'RE AN AUTIST
God fucking damn, can someone just kill this stupid ass fetishist already?
>>169802635
What are you even talking about? Do you have inferiority complex to think that way? It's actually funny and amazing there are people who do that kind of thing.
>>169802690
Wanna me hit the button I should hit when see a pasta like this?
>>169802710
>>169803090
f
>>169802690
>Lose Weight
I'd become a skeleton.
>Seek Sunlight
Thousands of hours spent in my room made my eyes extremely sensitive. I'd go blind instantly.
>Take a Shower
Shower is downstairs and going downstairs means people will see me.
>Hit the Weights
I can't, my arms would break and I'm anemic.
>Get a Clue
Already finished both Danganronpa games.
>>169801717
I try, sure, but I tend to not get too fare before I get frustrated with messing up and decide that watching others do it is a more enjoyable use of my time.
>>169803317
The third one's out, just not localized yet.
>"if you don't agree with me that speedruns are awesome your an autist with insecurities"
Can someone murder the retard yet?
>>169803486
I see, I do feel like that sometimes but as for me, I prefer doing it, it also helps me boost my reaction time and speed in any game.
>You're calling me out for being a retard, you're the true retard!
>You called me out for not having a valid point therefore you must be supporting the subject
I don't even to speedrun but this it's just pure retardation to claim this type of style ruins the game
>>169803596
You could just ignore his opinion, that takes significantly less effort. For most people anyway, unless you're an autist with insecurities.
Can't we just talk about what nep would be the best fuckbuddy instead.
>>169803795
>I don't even to speedrun
In English now, autist.
>>169803917
nep would make the best fuckbuddy because she'd do all kinds of degenerate things with you and make no drama.
>>169804015
I don't even to Neptune but it's pure retardation to claim her a degenerate.
What the fuck are you all being autistic about? Can't you all just agree that some like SRs and some don't, or you all have to shove and insist your autisms until the other gives in?
>>169799557
Passionate lovemaking for the purpose of recreation.
>>169804065
dude what? Neptune is totally DTF and she's degenerate as fuck. I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean her personality is such that she would obviously be down for doing all sorts of things with you
>>169804065
She's a degenerate. Remember that one time she couldn't stop glancing at a porn magazine. Had Compa nor IF being there, she'd have masturbated.
>>169803936
I don't even like to speedrun but this it's just pure retardation to claim this type of style ruins the game
Here's a (You) for you
>>169804098
NO EVERYONE MUST LOVE SPEEDRUNS AS MUCH AS I DO OR THEY MUST DIE
>>169802690
>Gain Height
How exactly
>Lose Weight
The gym is near by and besides i bike everyday to class
>Seek Sunlight
I will soon
>Take a Shower
After Class
>Hit the Weights
Not yet driving test today
>Get a Clue
There is nothing you can doooo
>>169803917
There isn't much to say
This could actually be a scene in the games like the karaage one or the "console wars".
>Noire is all in for speedruns
>Neptune says they're too much work
>Vert says she'd love to try but she doesn't have enough time to practice with so many games being released
>>169804319
>worst, most cancerous girl like speedruns
Well, gee :^)
>>169804267
I love you ReiAnon. In an entirely platonic "bros right after hoes" kind of way. Keep liking best girls.
>>169804319
>japanese
>speedrunning
AHhahahah. Try arcade games high-scores
>>169804543
Thanky you Fellow anon
Best nep to smoke weed with?
>>169804267
I love you ReiAnon. In an entirely sexual 'I want to bend you over a desk' kind of way. Keep liking best girls.
>>169804267
>>169804543
Rei is fucking shit, and so is your taste.
>>169804815
I don't even to smoked weed but it's pure retardation to smoke a nep.
>>169804947
Fuck off lindafag.
>>169805090
I don't even to Linda but it's pure retardation to think he's as far as used even smoke braincake crystal meth.
>>169802690
>Gain Height
I can't get taller, thanks generic asian genes
>Lose Weight
Perfectly fine, exercising 6 times a week is a great to relive boredom
>Seek Sunlight
I walk to university everday
>Take a Shower
Already do 3-4 times a day
>Hit the Weights
Refer to >Lose Weight
>Get a Clue
Scooby-Doo?
>>169805337
Is that you Gearnon?
>>169805337
>3-4 times a day
What the fuck?
Kill yourself asian subhuman. This is a white thread.
>>169805337
>3-4 times a day
What the fuck?
Why would anyone shower more than once a week unless they work in a filthy environment. It's stupid.
>>169805337
>3-4 times a day
>meanwhile we're lacking water here
>>169805337
>>169805493
>>169805527
>>169805654
Dance water dance!
>>169805337
>3-4 times a day
>>169805728
Please God kill this piece of shit in his sleep.
>>169805493
>>169805527
>>169805654
>>169805786
>>169805898
Because I like taking a shower and feeling water.What'cha gonna do 'bout it?
>>169805986
One shower takes like 15 minutes, that's time I can spend playing games or masturbating. Waste of time. You're not one of us.
>>169805493
Contain yourself, /pol/.
>>169806064
>Waste of time.
I sleep a lot too because fuck playing neptunia.
>>169725169
what game?
>>169805986
I can't wait for the day when your entire country gets wiped out of existence, chink subhuman.
>>169806064
>like 15 minutes, that's time I can spend playing games or masturbating.
>masturbating for only 15 mins
What the fuck are you, gay?
>>169806310
Memeropa DLCversalis 4
>>169806310
Europa Universalis 4.
With the Cossacks DLC that adds clergy, nobility, and merchant guild.
>>169806350
Why not do it now? You can't?
What merch should I buy?
>>169805337
How do you bring out so much (You)s and shitstorms? What is your secret?
I love Uzume!.
Good afternoon, /nepgen/.
>>169806956
Good taste
>>169806895
Bygoing to pol and see what weird shit triggers their greatand do it hereaustism
>>169805493
>>169806350
I love you too.
I love White Heart.
>>169805337
>Already do 3-4 times a day
Are you en Egyptian priest or what?
>>169806956
Afternoon to you too
>>169807934
That evil woman better leave my daughterfu, peashy, alone.
>>169808048
She's the best mom.
I love nep butt!
>>169805986
there is also this
>>169802690
>he didn't abuse steroids when he was younger and now looks perma buff
>>169807934
>hay gurl, wants some fuck?
>>169809494
>ywn be so insecure about your masculinity that you abuse steroids
thank nep for that
>>169809658
I did it to get bigger faster and I was in the army. I spent 5 hours in the gym at a time, 6 days a week. It helped a lot since I was the platoon's dismounted gunner.
>>169809695
I want to shit in her pussy then fuck her hard.
>>169810007
>I want to shit in her pussy
i praise this cutie everyday
>>169811441
Me too!
Lady Purple Heart is my one and only.
>>169809695
My beautiful hardworking wife Blanc is so cute.
>>169811441
The mother of my two children Purple Heart is so sexy.
>mfw I'm getting ravaged in HyperDevotion Noire
HELP
>>169813673
Here's my advice.
>Save your data
>Exit the game
>Never open it again.
Hope that helps!
So, except for the memespammer, any good advice?
>>169814112
>le Noire game is le ultrabad epic maymay!
>>169814536
Don't aknowledge it, or it'll keep going.
>>169814536
It's a very bad game.
>>169813673
Story progression mission or just a random one?
>>169816721
The mission with Lid. I'm supposed to reach her, but I can't lift and throw neps.
>>169816893
HDD then fly
>>169816893
General rule of thumb in most Neptunia games is if you're getting wrek'd, upgrade your equipment and grind like crazy.
I'm stuck on the mission where you gotta beat Ai.
>>169817136
I feel a bit dumb now. Shoulda thought that myself.
>>169817212
What's the issue?
>>169817212
>upgrade your equipment and grind like crazy
But you can't do it in GekiNoire. Equipment is locked behind progression wall and grinding is impossible as most enemies will give you only 1 exp.
>>169817212
geki noire's a weird case since you can just bunch all your neps up into a lily tank and have whoever's stuck in the middle spam their AOE until everything's dead
>>169817335
Clearing a map gives everyone exp, can't you spam a simple map to get that exp flowing?
>>169817212
>I'm stuck on the mission where you gotta beat Ai.
I would recommend killing the monsters first and then focusing your team on taking down Ai. You can exploit the AI so she won't move unless you get close to her. If metal dogoos are causing you trouble, have a tanky character lead them away and then focus the rest of the team on Ai.
At least that's how I beat that mission.
>>169817671
That's how you beat every mission, because the AI in GekiNoire is too passive.
>>169817469
The amount of EXP you can get from maps is laughably small, though. The only ones actually worth wasting your time on are pre-Final Boss ones and the one Planeptune mission where you have to defend the scene.
>>169817212
>grind
>rule of thumb
I mean, sure, as long as you're super-bad at easy games.
>>169817212
>rule of thumb in nep games
>grind
Hahah good one.
Also if you're not running the latest equipment at all times on your party you're doing it wrong in just about any RPG that goes by chapter scaling like Neps does. Why the fuck wouldn't you?
I have no problem with shitposting but people actually talking about Neptunia's gameplay triggers me so fucking much because people is so fucking retarded. Holy shit kill yourselves.
>>169819049
Are you having brain problems, anon?
>>169802959
Source
>>169819767
One of the translated mangas from the OP pastebin.
>>169820072
Kumo a qtspecially in administrator form
>>169817864
This. And if you get lucky half the enemies will just buff each other even after you get close enough to damage them.
Or just use plain melee instead of their ridiculously wide area skill that will wipe your party during the enemy turn, on the rare occasion when all of them decide to use it instead of fucking around.
>>169820659
The manga hasn't reached that part.
r8 this butt.
>>169822585
perfect purple / 10
>>169822585
8/10.
>>169822585
Wife/10
>>169822585
Marriage material.
>>169823378
I need to get me a girl who will fuck in purple heart and neptune cosplay
>>169823863
>not having your own irl Purple Heart
>>169823863
Same.
You are given your nep of choice.But she's gotten fat.But half of it went to the Boobs or Butt, whichever you prefer and slimming her down loses that. What do
>>169824586
Get on that treadmill, Rom.
How will you show neppy your love today?
>>169826313
I'd show her my dick.
>>169826910
I am sure she will burst in laughs, but I doubt it's happiness
>>169827167
>not having a 21cm dick
>>169824684
>Rom in spats with a tummy poking out, running, panting and sweaty.
Thanks for the fap.
>>169829131
A SEMEN DEMON
>>169829131
>>169829131
>>169829698
Wellcome in Lowee.
>>169829843
finally some ram butt
more pls
>>169829974
>>169830739
What's wrong with her thumbs?
>>169829843
Would pomf~
>>169830739
what a cutie.
>>169829131
>>169830739
>>169831358
My daughteru Rom's sister Ram is so cute.
How long until robotics gives us real life neps?
>>169832318
Give or take 50 years.
>>169831642
I want to pomf=3 both of them and put it on the darknet.
>>169804267
I passed my driving test! Let's celebrate by going to a nearby bowling alley roman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po_FqB0ygUU&ab_channel=MrAnsonic
This is my wife, Nepgear, say something nice to her.
>>169834741
Stop bragging Gearnon.
>>169834741
She has a lovely sister that I'm in love with.
>>169834741
She's cute.
>>169834741
My sister-in-law Nepgear is cute. CUTE!
nepu~
>2014
>bash Compa in nepgen
>get 20 replies from people who also hate Compa and pledge allegiance to her death
>2017 nepgen
>everyone fucking loves Compa
I feel like an out of place old man in a world that's foreign to him.
>>169838065
>2017
>hating Compa
Someone needs some reeducation to learn to love our goddess.
>>169838065
Compa is a good girl, but yeah Nepgen's userbase has completely changed. You can thank the PC ports for that one.
>>169834741
No, you dummy! I'm your wife!
>>169838065
What reason could there be for people to hate Compa of all characters?
>>169838065
What was it like before, gramps? Why did you all hate Compa back then?
>>169838409
Silly Tiara, you're my wife.
>>169838495
For me, two games being forced to have her in the party for a long time and filling sotry shoes too big for her.
Don't really hate her when she isn't pà rt of the central main cast. Or as a kid.
>>169838065
Everyone was a fucking yurifag back then. Good riddance.
>>169838065
>I feel like an old man
>Thread was filled with yurishitters and compa haters
thank nep those days are over
We're truly in better days now.
Hey anons, how do I show my love to Uzume in a cool way?
>>169839248
Instead we have a lot of guys with "I'm married to this nep" delusions and... pretty much nothing else.
>>169839386
I finished Sega Hard Girls today. Uzume's delivery of that "I don't feel like playing." line was so cool. Uzume really is awesome in general.
>>169839449
Way better. With yurishitters here, every fucking thread was "yuri vs non-yuri" and mass reports by yurifags that got people banned for saying "nep is best waifu". I prefer it now.
>>169839449
Between people who can't take a joke and (You) you to death vs delusional people who can take in a jokeexcept for some, it's pretty much an obvious choice
>>169839449
Don't forget the mansion, everyone's favorite.
>>169839449
What about that guy that posts that green haired chick a lot?
>>169839680
>mass reports by yurifags that got people banned for saying "nep is best waifu"
Actually getting people banned or futilelessly trying?
>>169839710
They're dead too.
>>169839852
Chika is a nep!
>>169838521
Because she deserves to be hated, anon.
Because she deserves to be hated.
"Ivory-colored dreams, but cold and cutting lies.
A twisting, writhing demon sleeps beneath those jade green eyes."
That poem sums it all up.
>>169839623
>Uzume really is awesome in general.
Darn right.
>>169839852
The Chika poster is okay. At least he's on topic. He's not posting some whore from an unrelated game.
>>169839934
But Compa's eyes aren't green desu
Compa is a good girl who did nothing wrong. And she's also my wife Neptune's best friend. I like her.
>>169839913
I can't prove right now people got banned from posting about nep waifus, but pic related was acceptable behavior on nepgen. See how cancerous yurishitters are and one of the reasons they were kicked out of here, and one of many reasons they get mocked at today.
>>169840301
>>169839913
When I first came here (it wasn't even that long ago - Probably fall of 2016), I literally got 3-day bans twice for saying that any of the Neptunia characters are straight.
And I wasn't spamming "neps are straight," either. I would argue my point as to why a particular nep is straight, and I got banned.
>>169840209
The animation for Compa Love Heart was so sexy.
Why did Compa seem smarter as a loli?
>>169839248
agreed. truly, this is the best timeline.
>>169840301
>>169840437
Yes, I remember when it was impossible to have any discussion at all.
>>169840301
As neither a yurifag nor a waifufag (why am I still here?), all I see is EXACTLY the same behaviour, just on opposite sides.
I mean, holy shit, you guys at the mention of hating Compa have resumed hunting yurifags! It borders on paranoia.
>>169840572
Cute post, anon
>>169840715
Dude it's not about yurifags anymore, the people retarded enough to yell at guys saying "nep is waifu" don't come here anymore except for Ghostroach, the most cancerous of them and we have no way to get rid of him. Some people ship the neps but they aren't as autistic to mass report people just because they "waifu" a character of their shipping.
>>169840437
How did you get banned? What rule did they quote?
>>169840715
>EXACTLY the same behaviour
Yes, because all yuritrash are massively reported and banned on sight.
Oh wait, no they aren't.
>>169841180
The ban messages called it "off topic" and said posts should pertain to video games
They were bullshit bans
>>169840715
Not the same at all. We don't try to get them banned.
We tell them to fuck off, yes, but that's really it.
Nepuburanon continues posting and nobody bothers him because he's fine.
Nepururu guy is annoying and I bitch at him but he doesn't get banned.
How would guys feel about playable male in Neptunia if FFF didn't exist?
>>169841680
It wouldn't bother me.
We already have umio anyways
>>169841489
Nepurufag never sided with the autistic yurifags, and he never reported anyone (actually he got reported and banned several times thanks to the nepnowayfag). He's a ok in my book like Nepuburananon.
>>169841290
>>169841489
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and say that "not reporting people" doesn't matter if you're still gonna bully them to hell and back until they either leave or agree with you. I'm a #nomance fag by the way.
>>169841680
i would just want him to be well written or atleast entertaining.
plus, umio is thing already.
>>169842013
Anon, this is 4chan. I'm sure they can handle some anon calling them a faggot and telling them to fuck off.
>>169842013
The only ones who get bullied these days are Zombie and Ghost
>>169842013
>"I think you guys are abusing the poor yurifags by telling them to fuck off to the yuri board"
>"also i'm totally not a yurifag myself"
No.
>>169842371
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I'm also Airisunon and Lost Pause lmao
>>169841353
/vg/'s mods are shit
>>169805337
>Gain Height
I already hit my height limit at 5'8
>Lose Weight
I'm trying. I am at the upper half of the normal BMI.
>Seek Sunlight
I walk everyday from home to work. (that's about a mile per day)
>Take a Shower
I regularly clean myself
>Hit the Weights
I do 2-4 sets of 8 reps dumbbell lifting and 20 reps of pushups a day.
>Get a Clue
Ok
I do it for Gearnon.
>>169841680
>>169842476
Why would I not be surprised if that shitposting faggot was that cringey faggot as well?
>>169842871
I'm also an Apache in Terraria
>>169824586
>Vert with a pudgy belly
Oh yeah!
Praise this cutie!
Claiming this post for best CH girl.
http://gematsu.com/2017/03/nep-nep-connect-chaos-chanpuru-details-card-growth
>>169843562
I wanna impregnate Uzume and make her a proud mom.
>>169791841
>>169792262
I'm on hell mode since I start playing that game. Challenging at first but once you get 2x damage you'll breeze through the game. Bosses takes 3-4 turns to defeat. You need to stack a lots of ether crystals (irc) and cherub feathers at first to keep your MP high. Always do symbol attacks then spam AoE skills.
>>169824586
>thicc Rei
>my dick
>>169791841
>Hell Mode
>not "Fang Must Die"
Purple butt
>>169843865
>Equip DLC stuff
>Never die
>???
>Boring game.
>>169805337
I guess bathing too much than bathing too little.
I usually bathe once and shower once. The shower is for cleaning, the bath is for comfy.
>>169838409
I LOVE ERYN!!!
>>169841680
Would be nice to have a robot.
>>169844332
I love you, airheaded Eryn cuteposter.
>>169842189
Funny, I only started coming to these threads about 3 months ago and I've been called by both names several times.
I don't even know who they are.
Post YFW they add an attractive male human playable character to the next nep game and all the girls fawn over him constantly
>>169844604
DO YOU LOVE ME TOO
>>169844670
I think it would be a fresh new direction for the series.
>>169844649
Feel lucky you arrived after the place was fixed and you don't suffer from post-war trauma
>>169842189
And Eltard.
>>169844776
I'll give my love to whoever wants it!
And that is a cool picture.
>>169844776
IIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE LOVE YOU
>>169842013
They encourage me to keep posting just to spite them.
>>169844670
I'd be disappointed. And annoyed since I can't stand harems.
Such scenarios also make me understand and accept why there will never be fully confirmed yuri in the series. I bet waifufags wouldn't take it too well if Neptune were to officially date Noire or something.
>>169842671
>I do it for Gearnon.
What the fuck are you, gay?
>>169844971
Nurses are pretty cool.I still find knights cooler.
>>169845068
I WILL KILL YOU LAST
>>169845176
I know a guy in real life who had 10+ girls obsessively in love with him. Harem anime can be true to life.
>>169845176
>yurifag admits he's a shitposter
In this day and age, there are a lot of shows and manga that are actual yuri you can obsess to. Come on, take off the yuri goggles and live a happy life.
I'm gonna get 7 as my first game starting now
>>169839994
>>169839913
Aw thanks guys! Me and Chika are happy you like us!
>>169845398
Have fun, sweetie!
>>169845176
It's the same for a lot of Japanese properties. You can't confirm anything otherwise part of the already niche fanbase will leave the series to die.
So waifufags get pandered to with the drama CDs and yurifags like us get pandered to with ingame dialogue that is just ambiguous enough for people to deny heavily. Japanese businessmen are smart.
>>169845370
why the random azusa?
>>169845398
>7
yare yare daze
>>169845398
>7
>>169845641
Japanese has a different definition for what is considered yuri, look it up.
>>169845379
But I live a happy life. Neptunia is nothing but joyexcept when common mobs go viral
>>169844604
I like you, I still love Eryn
But I like you
>>169845676
>>169845661
is that not good?
>>169845379
Tbqh, if there ever was a prominent ally male character, I want him to be great friends with Histoire without romance, but he'd actually be old and wise but appears to be young.
Plus points if Anonydeath and Finacier are involved and get a scene where 4 of them are drinking in a bar.
>>169845950
It's pronounced as V-2
>>169845986
Nigga, this is literally that one gearanon green text many threads ago
I can't do it, guys.
I just can't do it.You guys were right about Ram and Rom being squishy. Cute girls but goddamn they die way too easily. B-sha was kicking my ass earlier and I barely scaped by that fight since I was not ready to fight her at that time.
>>169846185
I think he put 7 on purpose to get those easy (You)s.
>>169845950
It's V-2 they say it right in the game when you load it up.
Ostensibly, it is a direct sequel to Neptunia Victory/re;birth 3, but the actual connection between the two stories is relatively weak.
>>169805337
Wow. Working out six days a week and bathing 3-4 times a day? That sounds obsessive. If Gearnon pours as much passion into his relationships as he does everything else... ara ara... what a steamy relationship that would be... I feel scandalized just thinking about it...
>>169846373
And because the Eltard is always mentioning that "Neptunia 8", so more (You) bait.
>Types in Lowee
>Autocorrects it to Lowell
>>169846387
>>169846185
i'm sorry guys alright, I didn't mean to be so retarded
I hereby dedicate this image spot to the cutest girl in all of gamindustri, my beloved goddess, the one and only nep-nep. I love Neptune!
>>169845986
>I want him to be great friends with Histoire without romance, but he'd actually be old and wise but appears to be young.
that kind of sounds like umio.
>>169846920
Not a huge deal, but certain retards like to call it that as bait.
>>169845906
I miss the Makers.
>>169846445
stop hiding behind compagear, vert. we all know its you.
>>169846445
Maybe those "work outs" areboning Nepgear
>>169847284
So Vert prefers shotas?
>>169847237
I do not.
I had nothing against them individually but as a collective they bloat the cast and rival Compa for meaningless (and frequent) contributions.
>>169847342
>implying Nepgear would let her boyfriend fuck her only once a day
She'd demand at least three dickings a day and six hours of cuddles.
>come home
>see this
What do?
>>169847673
"Go back to your Precure live show"
>>169847673
Fuck him in his ass
>>169847673
"Nope" him out of existence.
>>169847602
>She'd demand at least three dickings a day
Why though?
>six hours of cuddles.
But WHY?
>>169803278
You'll find that shit a lot on /asp/.
>>169819049
>SEETHING
>>169848504
Well, the former is because Nepgear is secretly a superfreak. You know shy girls are almost always the freakiest.
>>169848563
WHAT IS THIS SUPER REMIX?
CAN YOU FIND ALL THE REFERENCES?
And Nowa.
>yuri belongs on /u/ fucking yurifaggs!!!!
>oh but I won't report on you I'm just gonna keep crying about it
If you really think that way then go on do it, according to you we're breaking the rules after all
>>169849864
Fans are allowed to ship whoever they want. We're not going to be immature manchildren like you guys by trying to get you banned
>>169850050
I'm asking you go on try, doesn't yuri belong on /u/?
>>169850050
That's all well and good as long as you don't try to force said ship down our throats.
>>169850134
Fuck off retard.
>>169850229
Are you retarded? Read my post and the post I responded to again. Try comprehending what you read this time.
>>169850579
also, FIX THE OP
>>169850331
I wasn't the guy whom you were originally replying to, but I agree that no man has any right to say you can't ship "X".
I'm just saying that a fair amount of yurifags will try to force their OTP down others throats.
>>169850134
don't video games belong on /v/? :^)
>>169850737
You're stupid. Work on your reading comprehension.
>>169850742
Yeah this is the videogame general board
>>169850742
>video games belong on /v/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UhBsfTkJfm
>>169850737
I'd like to force something down your throat, if you know what i mean
>>169851447
I know exactly what you mean, and I don't want any part of it.
>>169851828
Perfect, this is my fetish
>>169849864
>>169850134
Fuck off
>>169848504
Isn't Nepgear known for being the clingiest character in the entire series?
>>169852747
I'm on your side
Need more Yurina.
new thread WHERE
>>169844059
>>169808665
Do you want her to sit on you?
>>169850134
>>169850742
>>169850837
If you want to be anal about it, Pokemon is still allowed on /v/ and /a/ despite /vp/ existing, so I don't know why yuri art can't be posted outside of /u/ as long as it's in the thread of wherever the characters are from.
>>169857454
that's what histy is for
famamamaamalamb
>>169858568
>>169858595
>that OP
What the actual fuck