sc2

ugh horrible op
i said make it a gyuri thread

six million huh... sure...
sure...

ugh horrible op
i said make it a gookshit chinky motherfucker thread

>>169692607
but shes more busted up and used then the girls from red velvet :/

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six million?

*crafts a star*

still reading dead souls....gogol is pretty funny

11 Great Films (That Are Supposed To Be Gook...)...

and his name was
albert einstein

a billionaire should rebuild the twin towers in a desert or something then fly the same kind of plane into it so we can see if they fall the same way
thats what money is for imo... what else is money for? hmm

e=mc6,000,000

no.. dummie >.<

>>169693135
wtf i love holocaust now

a lot of bad posts itt and theyre all mine

>>169693120
>what else is money for?
sex?????? youre not a virgin, are you? o_o

>>169693314
delete this

6 mahjillion gorrillions?

doesnt seam uppeeling

we believe the official narrative here

seulgi - busted
gyuri - busted
iu - busted
minhee - pretty good looking but needs a boob and butt job

just sayin 6 mill is a lot of people
its 3.5k/day for 5 years

yeah if seulgi did porno she'd be one of the free sampler videos on the site because she's kind of busted up and no one would really pay for that

>>169693836
the two towers falling in the desert v_v

>>169693707
if she did porno itd be the only porno i watch till the end of my life

>>169693980
*brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *brap*

yeah most people would probably pass out and eventually die at the sight

nigba

>>169694073
i think you missquoted >_<
ugh really embarrassing >___<;;

6 million tho? did you double check that? 6 million?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPrANSLocMM

https://youtu.be/i1lVZr7Rfk4

>>169694219
yo wtf did this bitch just spit on me????

>>169694219
*develops a new fetish*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vclh_CQx5fQ

i cant beat this guy in shadowverse

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lol

gm

how am i supposed to lose weight if these cookies are 90 calories each..

some guy i used to know from the internet downloaded from me on soulseek
i wonder if he recognized my name...

https://youtu.be/xrkPe-9rM1Q

>>169695323
#ImWithHer

uh oh...

>>169694269
did he just call that giant bodhisattva an animal?

hello everyone

my name is muluku and i am from ghana :)

holy crappo frozen came out 4 years ago O_O

smells like up dog in here all of a sudden

>>169695910
whats that

whats what

that's whar

that thing you said....

i assure you i dont know what it is you are referring to

that up thing
idk

youre going to have to be more specific

>>169694502
i actually really like shadowverse, im masters

okay new topic please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ZYVX1tjuY
*feels alive*

>>169696931
why hasnt this anime head tracking software taken off more
i thought it would be the next big thing but it just kinda disappeared

God

Cold showers

these 2 things would cure 95% of all mental illnesses

havent seen the japanese make much use of it
and animus speaking english is vomit-worthy

oh crap

i shouldn't have scarfed down that donut now my tummy hurts...

i hate how scvs try to ruin eachother
>drink 8 beers a day it's fine ;)
>take cold showers your nerve sysem will be fine ;)
>steal mommy's credit card she's got loads of money ;)

we need to stay healthy

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how the trick is this blacks best move? wouldn't you just take the bishop with the rook if you were white? instead it says he moves his king into a retarded death spiral

>>169697517
losing a bishop is better than losing a queen??

>>169697517
rook takes is mate in one dude...
Qxf1

FUCK CHESS

>>169697445
nothing wrong with any of those tho

hollow knight
pretty dope...

never EVER question stockfish again iShit!

it is always right and you are wrong end of story

I'll end your story...

https://youtu.be/lZcYhghfzgw

makes sense if you think about it

i already know how my story is gonna end haha
*opens the desk drawer and looks at a gun*

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just cut my own hair and it actually came out pretty good.. looks like this...

A man from Shaanxi was shocked to learn that the "nutcracker" he has been using for the last 25 years was actually an old hand grenade.

i want a spicy fiery latina gf....

imagine fricking sickzii up his buttzii o.O

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What happened to Shoutcraft?

any ethnicity gf but nigger 2bh

agh im wasting my life

can't believe I fell for the straight edge razor meme
fancy cream and a badger hair brush wasn't meme tier though so I can see how I was tricked...

phone bitch hope you cut yuourself

cut my life into pieces...

>>169699630
ANSWER ME YOU INSOLENT SCUM

o_O

>>169699930
SAME

im gonna take a cold shower in 10 mins and go do some work

made a typo so i deleted that post out of shame
:/

:\

*steals the essence of /scv/ and creates a popular animated show from it*
thanks losers lmao

>>169701165
?

what part of that post dont you understand

holy crap there's 30k watching sc2 on twitch

patience...his cute round glasses...

k you homos

time to take a cold shower

Why is this thread so dead?

theres lots of posts here dumb phoner

how do we solve the phoner problem

we need to build a wall

>>169702765
kill them all

both solid options
we need a vote of the elder council

WAITUUUUUU

I'm pushing one out hnnng

fuck forcefields

smix pure beauty

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/157823678756/tucker-carlson-induces-cognitive-dissonance-in

wow O_O

not clicking that virus

trojan

our hero tchitchikov from dead souls is buying all the deceased serfs now...hes a real cunning guy

cold showers only get harder :(

i had to do 1/3 warm at the beginning because the cold water really hurts my head when i wash my hair

jessi's big fake plastic boobies~~

i clicked the virus how fucked am--0101100010010101010010010000101101

>>169705064
don't spread it to me- 0101010101011000011011010101011110001

my keyboard doesnt have numbers -_-

FUCK I GO-101010101100011100110100110

01010111100000110101010101011110111000001

what the fuck are you reta-010101000100111100110110101

>>169705210
word
we don't use qwerty either and type 2k wpm

100101010001help0100101001

0110101101101001011011000110110000100000 0110000101101100011011000010000001101110 0110100101100111011001110110010101110010 01110011

11010010110110001101101101001011011000110110

an asian dude walked past me today

000000011111010101010111101100100101011011010000101010101010##########################~@@@10101000101010

010

gook

reminder that co2 increase FOLLOWS warming not causes it

we have to contain the virus somehow... activate full quaranteen procedure. lock up every posting port dont let anyone in or out of this thread

>>169705627
u beat his ass steal his gook/stink/nip and his audi????(asians love audi's)??????

https://chaturbate
.com/harry_dorothy/

look at this plain wgirl...

>>169706051
unogato...

cant get excited about nudity anymore it just disgusts me now #ascension

what the fuck her boyfriend is standing right there that's creepy as fuck
>18
yeah im never having a daughter

but 2D tho...

>>169705864
i sucked him off

ever since i started cold showers i have to fap twice in the morning

>>169706215
maybe its her brother..

i thought the purpose of cold showers was to resist the temptation of blasting off

to be honest i never got the point of this cold shower meme in the first place

cold shower is alot more beneficial than just helping fap temptation when u get cold u literally fortify and oxygenate every cell in your body

what does fortifying your cells even mean

>>169706428
try taking a cold shower and you'll understand

it increases your test hugely and makes you way more fertile

also it teaches you to just DO it

if i was doing nofap cold showers would def help but im not so i just blast when needed

i only come here to see how the other half lives

ITT we dont fap cuz we value our internal chemistry and life quality over a split second of agitation mistaken for pleasure

*starts cultivating*

i fap like every day tbqh

i fap like 3 times a day tbf

>>169706157
high-iq boy......

im horny af but it takes me like half an hour to get a hardon
its literally worse than torture at this point

havent fapped in months
fucking the floor though..

*jacks it to traps*
nerss

havent fapped in years

i haven't slept for 70 hours:/

i meant nerds (typing with 1 hand ;))

>>169707015
:\

made a typo so i deleted that post :|

once a week you idiots, and stop blowing loads to boys

solo female or 2b upskirts or somi belly

saw 2 perfect cute shy homely girls today

>>169707202
i just do it to somi boobies
i love the way they jiggle~~

homeless girls.....

stop jackin off FUCK ur like niggers on wellfare that hear what they should be doing and refuse to do it time and time again

blowing loads to boys is just the best~!

i said homely
homeless (boys and girls) are disgusting and annoying and should be gassed

ngl i read that as homeless first as well

>>169707257
nice

redownloading Starcraft 2 right now

anyone wanna play sometime? I'm just looking to get into playing casual scrims with friends again haha

my parents have guests over >:(

>>169707335
:)

microsoft edge is really good and windows 10-tan is very cute im a sucker for cute anime girls with white/gray hair

how many minuses does the elder council permit me to give to this post @169707596?

>>169707596
how about u take ur gookshit back to where it belongs and stop trashing our soul calibar thread, k?

>>169707656
maybe your mom will cook a special meal...

>>169707676
i know what that smiley means please dont report me to the fbi

how do you guys fap more than once a day

i can force a second but usually i dont feel shit

>>169707785
look at pics of wgirls or cartoons

learn the difference, idiots
:) <--- real smiley
:) <--- ironic smiley

if you cant tell the difference youre probably autistic

i dont need your test to know i have autism

straight silky smooth raben black stink hair

+1

>>169707916
i want to chew on it...

post
some
gyuri

naturally small frame, narrow shoulders, tiny breasts and brown nips

>>169708101
and a nice lil peewee...

cant believe how busted up gyuri looks now

her career really took a toll on her :/

this sub is delicious

>>169708159
shes perfect you fucking dumbfuck

>>169708219
>sub
this isnt reddit, theyre called threads here, idiot

*autistically shakes closed fists in air*

id like to take a second to board the gyuri hate train if i may and say her faces is a plastic night mare

its like she went to the doctor and said "yeah, ill have the scorpion with his mask off please"

reminder that we finished our last book 2 days ago and are currently reading a new one

i wish gyuri was my gf so i could watch her interviews and see all the pathetic nerds lusting over her but i know shes MINE

>>169708392
and also added on to her order:
"extra no eye lids please!!!! but make sure i somehow still have bags under my eyes!!!!"

fuck off netizens!!!!!!!!!

>>169708501
oh oh oh "and dont forget to buck every tooth so i look like a brontosaurus in a crest commercial"

well whatever this just means i wont have to fight you for her

doctor: whatchu need?
gyuri: sand pappu my faceu flattu like earthu ahprease
doctor: say no more

>>169708451
>i wish i was a cuck
uh

>>169708619
what no wtf i wouldnt let them fuck her

the only way gyuri could possibly look worse was if she had seulgis nose lol

*laughs that chilling fake laugh without covering her mouth so you can see all the money she spent to look like a monster*

lol imagine being gyuris parents and not being able to recognise your baby

>>169708741
>i wish i was a thoughtcuck
uh

is sriracha a meme sauce...

couples say emotional infidelity is worse than physical infidelity

>>169708848
yeah its pretty nasty

way too much garlic and shit in it

doesnt really go good with anything

i wanna get my dick sucked

>>169708942
come on over :3

>>169709038
can i come too

i like it...

>>169709038
*comes over*

*cumsies*

>>169709237
wow dude wtf not on the car seat

*thinks critically*

>>169709237
*me and tyrone pull a gun out on you*
hand over your phone and wallet pigskin bitch or we'll fuck you up

i wish someone would shoot me

>>169707785
low test...

>>169709385
*sucks your dick*

>>169709503
i dont have a dick i have a fempen im a girl -_-

>>169709591
*shoots you*

*checks on the scv i locked in the basment*

>>169709851
hows the hrt going?

>>169709851
mhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmm...!

you say god.. i say say10!!!

ummm forgot what I was gonna post... damn antidepressants destroyed my memory...

>>169710623
damn xannies...

oh it was about cold showers
if you do it too often you probably get desensitized to it
that was it

can the guy that explained the evolutionary reasons behind tight pussies yesterday explain why girls spit in their pussies to get them "ready"

ur snatch gets loose if u take regular dicking

theres this whole sub culture of people who believe the government is "torturing" them with microwave oven weapons
guess the world is made up of all kinds of people...

anyone else staying home on fat tuesday...

why aren't human penises barbed?

cuz pusies weak af >__>

>>169711165
semla :O

cant wait to sleep all day and wake up when its night time again...

so it just WALKED away?

i think im more naturally suited for the life of a 19th century serf
i have low self esteem, need strict direction in my life and meekly cower before authority

*jacks off to traps a second time*

just woke up lol

>>169712883
lol 1pm is when i went to sleep yesterday

>>169712883
same *yawn*
*stretch*
*takes a pee*
*brushes teeth*
*gets a glass of water*

bobob...

I don't want to be alive

join the club

>>169708434
reminder that im only 25% done with the book i started 10 days ago and its not even a big book!!!!

>>169714328
moronic bitch

>>169714448
im a idiot :(

>>169714485
at least youre cute...

>>169714691
im a ugly freak >:)

why does sad panda have like a dozen different favorites categories you can save to? one is more than enough for any red blooded american

>>169710797
I can confirm this doesn't happen

they just get harder and harder

we use yotsuba b like G*d intended here

dreamt i went to the amusement park with a big group of friends

sounds like fun
i do more living in my dreams than my waking life these days

it was a really nice dream

had kind of a breakthru but need God's help for the rest
'
just waiting on God now

*gives that another guy a psvr bundle instead*

second blowjob today, came on her tits

keep up the good work

jsut died.....

what if we were the normies and the rest of the world is the autists

i have a cut on my butthole o_ o

whoa thats cool never thought of that o _o
heh
o_ o

i used to have a 1800 puzzle rating but i cucked it down to 1700..

think i cucked my gut eating that sushi

when was the last time you guys have held a baby

O _O

not allowed
court order

x _ x

0 _o

ive never held a living animal like that. always had a fear of crushing them.

babies arent animals lol

when my brother came over with his daughter

wtf

@ __ @

were being watched

none of my sibs have babes yet...

my sister doesnt want kids and neither do i so rip bloodline
sry mom and dad :<

theres somethin seriously wrong with a girl who aint want kids

what do people even eat nowadays

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>Nathanias at 19 years old

chicken tenders and pizza are the two most eaten food items in america

*oils beard pensively*
i think ill have some risotto

i haven't posted here in like 2 years.

2 years ago sc2 was dead as fuck. how is it now?

havent played since wol persoanlly

same. was gonna play HoS but then i saw widow mines and was like fuuuuck that lol

live angrily

actually im a rather calm individual

well im dead inside which is sort of like serenity

>>169719469
same, havent played since wol,

*plays wol*

we like chopped & screwed music here

crossdressing link... his tummy... his BOYPUSSY!!!

ill never get a job

*gives you a job*

*dodges* heh...nice try...

*teleports behind you*
there is no try
*gives you a job*

*goes back in time and lives as a hunter gatherer*

*reveals the fact that all ancient hunter gathers were actually just working for a transtemporal capitalist and were paid in berries and flint*
there is no escaping Time Corp.

*goes wagecucking at local factory*
hope your're proud mom

*goes back in time and kills hitler*
now how to make the reich win the war...

>>169723724
just fucking stay out of russia

>>169723831
but how do you keep russia out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCdyGLCXz_4
it wasn't hitlers fault but the eternal infernal carl schmidt!

if anyone has some xanax PLEASE break me off a piece

et tu odie

>>169723539
a factory job isnt really a "Wagecuck" job

a wagecuck is like mcdonalds or walmart or retail

>>169724123
lol

>>169724074
you have a peace treaty with them just fucking wait till everyone else is taken care of
also be nicer to jews until they invent the nuke then kill them all and take over the world

>>169723724
hitler was destined to lose the war. it was God's will death is not a tragedy for them, they are resting in valhalla as the heroes they are. the tragedy belongs to us alone. do you have the courage to make your forebears proud, here and now?

ah... today... today was one of those bad days...

*goes back in time and breaks FDR's legs*
heh that ought to slow him down

>>169724123
you couldn't be more wrong

*sips milky tea*
you guys raise some valid points

i win as germany all the time in hearts of iron the key is to use artillery and bleed those mother fuckers white

if we didnt have ww1 and then ww2 and lived in building tension without a major war before the development of nuclear weapons humanity would no longer exist

it was time travelling aliens that caused ww1 for OUR sakes

>>169724210
at the very least don't waste precious trains on those privileged jews

>>169724361
i drink milk tea all the time now since i found out coffee is not good for you

>>169724123
thanks for the govt money wagie

ive heard that tea stains your teeth worse than coffee though

actually coffee has many health benefits but not as much as alcohol

alcohol kills your brain cells and shrinks the size of your brain and makes you fat and dumb lol? so youre saying coffee is worse than THAT? hahaha

*wages*
i hope my scv friends enjoy the fruits of my labor~

the sweet release of death...

depression shrinks your brain too but i dont see you out there sniff daisys and taking broads out on dates

*drinks beer*
*gets more smart*

easy

only turds get depressed anyway :)

turds stink

hi

>>169724894
Xd

>>169724961
word

these ads on this site are so depresseing -_-

>want your next girlfriend to be asian?

im still trying to get my first girlfriend for frick sakes! ;=;

modern girls don't date actually they just casually hook up

:p

havent seen an ad in years

can you buy gasoline online?

>>169725128
i don't know what that means...

>>169724336
>you couldn't be more wrong

the actual factory work could be repetitive and cucky but a factory job is still a real job.... and were lucky to have some still in 2017

wheras mcdonalds is not even a job its just a shitty service economy job and a remnant of a once thriving manufacturing economy where you work part time minimum wage and earn nothing and go nowhere

>>169725128
*modern white western cum buckets
thats why we date outside of our race here :)

gonna eat bangers and mash with my dad :D

young symmetrical asian beauties near you...

>gonna get banged and smashed by my dad
wow dude...

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my parts are coming together. im just waiting for amd cpu benchmarks before i order the last few pieces!

>>169724894
drumpf blown the fuck out
he will NEVER be president idiots

*rummages around in the dumpsters outside samsung looking for busted up plastic whores the executives threw away*

nice CP(computer parts) dude :DD

>>169725375
why? amd is ALWAYS shit!

paper money has no value

shut up cumbreath lmao

>>169725478
*buys something with it*
wow it sure looks like it actually does

>>169725478
*sinks all my money in bitcoins because of this post*

only one thing has value i wonder if u guys can figure out what that thing is

suck my dick jizzrag

>>169725625
love...

>>169725625
'za

*buys yeezy 350 v2s*

i sure hope a solar flare doesnt come along and wipe out my life savings...

idiots
love doesnt exist
at least there used to be the illusion of it but even thats gone now

'zah* i can agree with tho

*imagines an azn girl saying 'i love u anon' and huggin u*
now im strong enough to go on, haha

i sure hope a solar flare comes along and wipes out all life on earth so i can finally be free from this hell...

>>169725912
+1

people will trade will bullets and cans of dog food after the inevitable nuclear holocaust

>>169725843
love is real, fuckin dumb ass trumple i hope your brain explodes

>>169725843
pizza not pizzah
'za not 'zah

i hope all the misery in the universe is given to the chesshitters

#notmy'zah

i wouldnt give his problems to a MONKEY on a ROCK

instead of doing one big fart i broke it down into 4 smaller farts

>>169725843
i meant love for ones country...

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cryingi

>>169726514
I WILL KILL WHOEVER MADE HER CRY

>>169726569
what if it was god :o

>>169726569
korean entertainment awards

>>169726514
one of the lower shit tier girls in kpop right there

>>169726616
what the fuck is god
i sure hope you arent talking about G-d

horizon zero dawn

phone

both of the niggers we had working for us were shit at the job and didnt show up one day in lieu of giving a 2 weeks notice
makes me think....

>>169726780
+1

>>169726932
ive done that

>>169726981
n-gger...

a nigger scv...

actually im white they were just awful jobs and i had enough

i run a business not a charity!

>>169727370
how come anything seulgi related always gets so few upvotes? do they just not give a shit about her?

>>169727370
9. [+420, -0] gook

>>169727486
prolly cuz nbgirl likes slug so she didnt translate the 40 other negative articles with 10,000 upvotes insulting her

>>169727863
can't wait

>she looks like huh gak
lol troo

so excited for bangers and mash with my dad

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>>169728060
loool

>>169728252
rofl haha

>>169728061
whats updog?

>>169728338
ayy :D

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY MOM KEEP BRINGING HOME FAST FOOD.. I DONT WANT FUCKING ARBYS OR MCDONALDS OR ANY OF IT

>>169728529
she wants you to die and so do we

>>169728665
wow 25 upvotes

im back in the awake for 4 hours sleep for 2 mode...

>>169728529
consider yourself lucky
why dont you want that stuff

can you tell the age of a kpop by cutting her face in half and counting the rings of plastic? these gooks must add half a pound of plastic each year

>>169728723
[+374, -75] I'm a woman and I think Seolhyun is damn pretty

>>169728812
because im trying to lose weight.. she gets me a roast beef sandwich, some salami sandwich that comes in a box, and like 6 mozzarella sticks.. its way too much

woah a dust storm (or a haboob as they are formally called) is blowing in

>>169729157
sandstorm - darude?

>>169728921
tell her youre trying to lose weight

but desu those places dont even have anything healthy lol

mcdoubles? roast beef sammies? both healthy meal tiems

actually mcdoubles without the bun is a very good cheap source of protein

im sure u can get chicken breasts for way cheaper and theyre better for u and have more prot

>>169729869
why wouldnt you just buy ground beef at the store

any successful runners here? how do you jog/run longer than 20 seconds without stopping

the trick is to not run in the first place. its not healthy to run from your problems

run 20 seconds then run 21 seconds etc

i did couch to 5k then got bored of running but the program works