ASL Team Battle 4 days
>>169637773
omo
third for based god elon O_o
>>169637773
ho omo...
tinny
how much do we need for a trip around the moon?
it might just be better to save the money for mars instead
*plays chess once*
lol im so smart
>>169637773
good op
third for based god trump O_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
x__X
>>169638153
thats frickin insayne...
>>169638153
that fucking ass @ 0:53
>>169638153
the frick
gotta boogie,
>>169638153
im not impressed
post more gyuri
i need to make a folder :3
>>169638153
lol that's super easy to do
accidentally posted the wrong image awhile ago; but it worked out somehow
>>169638153
imagine the handjobs...
>>169638553
theres no way thats a correct ;
but i wouldnt know...
>>169638553
no we all noticed it and laughed at your incompetence behind your back
wonder if that robot can dress up in a skirt so i can fuck it
we don't fuck robots here
we actually do
we would if we could though
we dont but in the future we will if we can afford it
i dont conform
hey is the guy who bought a bunch of ethereum and was disappointed with his investment here right now?
its way freakin up
literally the only reason i try hard is because i want to be rich enough in the future to afford true sexbots
fuck with your soul like ether
gook scarlett
mcdonalds is expensive
>>169638956
i never actually bought eth i was just memeing lol
>>169639149
for the taxpayer
my lower left eyelid has been twitching for a week now
its annoying -__-
>>169638153
but wheres the robot kicker man
>>169639314
this robot fucking killed him would be my guess
that guy who posted the video got so many views... how do you do that...
https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/836294380281606144
what the FUCK!? what does this fuck want to do with bitcoin?
>>169639293
precursor to a stroke. rip
>>169639390
JUSTICE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnHiYCyYbiE
>doesnt trade as freely or liquidly as gold does
lol what
full retard
hmmm might dump
do it pussy
>>169639485
im only 25 i dont wanna die yet
what if... niggers went back to being slaves?
http://www.cnbc.com/2014/10/09/bitcoins-bearwhale-and-the-future-of-a-cryptocurrency.html
>Someone posted a limit order to sell 30,000 bitcoins at $300 each—well below the mid-300s price level the cryptocurrency had been trading at throughout the weekend.
hmm
>>169640572
do we really need them anymore tho
p sure all the jobs niggers could do robots will be able to do better in a couple of years
*buys yet another bitcoin*
>>169638003
remember yesterday when he got btfo so hard he had to leave the thread
rofl
>>169640572
niggers/neets
lol
retards like him need to culled
>tfw i missed that dip even tho people here told me i am an idiot
i think about it every time i hear about bitcoins
https://en.lichess.org/practice
neat
yeah if you can't even capitalize an "I" then no shit you're too retarded to get rich
not that shitcoins will make you rich tho
*boots engine*
can't wait for God to introduce me to seulgi so we can get married and have 7 kids
phone
>>169641341
we've been over this already
uhhh please say G-d or G*d when you refer to Him
^phone
why is this ww2 training video a better movie than anything at the oscars this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Igyo1DdkrI
>>169641508
we always capitalze when referring to the Lord here newfriend
>>169641491
G-d is too close to g-dragon
phoners
>>169641624
amen
i know im being observed i know youre watching me
>>169641641
well thanks G-d we arent gayshitters here then
phone
home
wow... soda is raising money toward a computer for a black girl in his chat... what a G-d...
thank Allah(PBUH)
>Get a winning position in 3 moves
>Here there are multiple pins ready to be exploited. Win white's queen! From Hampyuk - Anatoly Karpov, 1965.
hmm yes
Hampyuk - Anatoly Karpov 1965 that was quite the match indeed
>>169641858
take care...
this is own town now
deal w/ it desk pussy
x_x
so when i grow my hair out my parents make comments about it and then when i cut it short they make comments about... why cant they just leave me alone...
>chessshitter is also an ishitter
cant make this shit up
may the lord forgive us
may the god's be with us and that magic hour
>padders
https://twitter.com/Fasdrak/status/824567464998699008
lel
stay mad poorfag desk shit
reminder we're watching monday night raw in 10 minutes
deskers BTFO haha
>>169642789
lmao
https://twitter.com/Fasdrak/status/716234432768770049
lol
>>169642667
hmm keep it medium :/
i seen good christians make rash decisions
i might **** my neighbors dog tonight...
>>169642942
o__O
why do Muslims love Allan so much
>>169642789
that fag at the end with skin tight pants and chelseas lol
the "I'm gay" uniform
>>169643031
all religious people worship shitskins
allah, buddah, jesus etc
pigskins!!!
WRONG FAGGOTS
IM WATCHING URARA MEIROCHOU RIGHT NOW
IDIOTS >:3
*rolls a hunter*
ahh yes
how does it feel to be a huntard
I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either.
>>169643121
Allan bags my groceries at Tesco though
>>169643249
*drools*
jesus stfu
>>169643325
>not mewbert
>>169643325
nice
jesus is my garden guy
b-but i don't wanna do that
>>169643327
your a good pet
you better be taming a rare unique skin pet
we have ways... of making you talk...
alright its time for monday night raw
get in here
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
buddha seems p cool
*sips orange soda*
>>169640607
so this guy was trying to slow down the bitcoin growth rate?
THE SOLITARY CANIS LUPUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utDhNcdd9D0
i haven't watched raw ever since a little after wrestlemania 20
>>169644232
we've been into wrestling for 2 weeks
senpai is live
havent j/o'd in 9 days
i phoneposted somewhere in this thread and never got called out
>>169644367
we've got our eye on you phoner
stacy keibler...
>>169644440
trish stratus in her prime...
i prefer alexa bliss
>>169644534
how time flies..
>>169644320
oh you meant in wrestling
:3
i just got in there
more of a terri runnels guy myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ATo8a4SrtU
i love seulgi deeply so this video just convinced me to move to gookland
somi...
*posts in the old thread by accident*
whoops (:
https://76chan.org/sp/src/1488243206698.mp4
la mao
I always thought these were fake but theres no way shes an actor
chads can literally get away with anything
i liked stephanie mcmahon when she first came out
>>169644728
keylogger
i saw sable rip jacqueline's shirt off live
>>169644667
I try to be tolerant and watch the vids people post but thats 8 minutes long and that guy is a colossal faggot what are you thinking
oh no i need to be lvl 10 before i can tame pet
>>169645000
ummm actually lindybeige is our guy
seulgi...
but with a fixed nose...
and big pointy anime boobies...
and a big puffy plastic kgirl anime pussy...
*pukes after reading that post*
>>169645226
wtf
no seulgi is literally perfect you fucking idiot
gook squid
>>169645325
get glasses faggot
>>169645382
already have them?
obv you are the one that needs them
seulgi with a big ghetto booty....
twerkin it out...
glasses are for queers
sex tourism
i wear glasses tho...
[.]_[.]
how to fix seulgi:
1. okay, lets just get it out already, her nose is R E K T and NEEDS TO BE FIXED
2. big plastic bolt on boobs like pamela anderson
3. butt implants, not too big, but big enough so she can make her booty clap
4. calf implants
\(x)-(x)/
elbow shave
round em out
whatever im out
>>169645703
whoa thats good
>Loomies has joined the Larvae Lounge
loomies...
i like seulgi so what
i'd rather have an imperfect unknown wife than some perfect princess (seulgi) !!!
>>169645898
dude you might actually need glasses
>>169645806
i like her more
>>169645990
pigskins
:S
>>169645990
is that a young ronald mcdonald?
idk who seulgi is and i dont care to look it up
why is she famous itt and not any other random gooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9xprRf9jB8
cool
>>169646119
not listening :)
>>169646085
XD IM FUCKIN IGNORANT that makes ME COOL :) :) :)
because she's natty pure monolid goddess with angelic voice duh
>>169646085
honestly i'm not sure there are way more attractive idols including bp lisa, momo from twice and even other rvs like irene
>>169646162
well frick you then dude its techno your missing out big time kid
>>169646267
well... alright ill give it a shot
*googles seulgi*
its THAT?!
*vomits*
>>169646190
>>169646259
haaha shes from red velvet? that group hasnt died yet?
i remember when they came out years ago and all their songs were 1/10 unlistenable
why are people such cucks
>>169646259
>momo from twice
lol
let me repeat that: LOL
>>169646338
rv are good idiot
>>169646331
did you see her nose? lol
>casually throws the word 'cuck' into a retarded post
nice, im sure the 4channers are gonna +1 the shit out of your post faggot loser shit retard fuckin moron
>>169646393
delusion.
all their songs are 1/10 straight bizarre
not a real group. basically the fallback because snsd went away
>>169646407
i don't laugh at tragedies
dae hate trump? up hubners to the left
dude your all cucks LMFAO
....BLACKED am i funny yet???? JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP F@M ahahahahaha
>>169646267
alright i listened to half of it and its pretty good man i wont be so quick to judge next time alright
pls keep it safe for work :\
>that group hasnt died yet
this fucking retard
>>169646582
first half of it is ok
then some droplet shit or whatever comes in and it instantly becomes fucking absolute shit
>>169646664
well i just wanna say im sorry
>>169646567
*brap* *brap* *brap* *brap* *pooft* *pssssssss*
aww man you guys didnt like the boop beep beep beep boop part?
i thought it was nice :|
>>169646567
there are people who enjoy this activity?
WHAT THE FUCK
|:
dae remembers starcraft?
>>169646798
dude...
yes, people do enjoy having sex, its not just for reproductive purposes
i love seulgi and her nose is fine
a girl on /fa/ wants to meet up with me in toronto lol
>>169646956
she's perfect
>>169646898
yeah...
>>169646970
will you FUCK her?
i am currently obsessed with the thought of a family i wanna be a family man so bad now i dont know what changed but i freakin want it all a house with a fence in a suburb with a wife and children and a doggy
>>169646970
>g
here ya missed a letter
>>169646985
amen
>>169646970
there are no girls on the internet
>>169647003
no shes a shitskin
>>169646970
>she
lol
>>169646979
idk what im supposed to be aroused by there
wow...
>>169647146
you can sorta see her pussy
girls are so fricking gross
>>169647117
sage decision
>>169647185
do you think she works out...
>>169647185
imagine the hand jobs...
we drinkin tonight or are we doin that tolerance break thing? :\
stores close soon sooo...
>>169647117
based
sooo....orrrr........i mean soooooooo
anyone with a sister automatically knows girls are in fact disgusting
i wish 2b was my sister
TWITCH
.TV/DESTINY
HE KEEPS SAYING FAGGOT. REPORT HIM
if i drink then i'll probably die a lot in wow
*drinks*
>>169647350
as does anyone without a sister
>>169647350
i have a sister and she never did anything disgusting but i hear lots of stories about disgusting sisters
worst she did was have a messy room
>>169647316
i had a 26 hour hangover all sunday...
day 4 and i feel like im mind breaking myself
i mean... does that mean we're not drinking orrrr
>>169647307
iron grip x__x
grandmas friend just strutted on in there goes my FUCKING reading time, the loud ass whore FUCK
FUCK
>>169646119
*snorts oxy and puts this on*
this is how i deal with anxiety
>>169647634
jesus bless
>>169647634
holy crap god bless
>>169647323
based fucking mel
>>169647651
our guy.....
odds vod
evens, water my organs hurt
0 vod
>>169647634
*prays for god to fix her teeth*
please god please
>>169647826
you know an orthodontist can do it so easily
just cringed hard at destinys stream and regret turning it on
post the report url and I'll fill it out tho
actually im never drinking again because i seriously frigged up last time i got drunk -.-
sent some rly bad texts...
ummmm japanese girls are supposed to have crooked teeth, its part of their charm....
>>169647751
yeah and his film got 2 oscars too
so how do you actually text with a girl?
>>169642789
>first comment
>blue verification tick
i really, really dislike the tick
>>169648026
did it really
mel is a fucking god
>>169648056
like a man would
>>169648061
fuck off assange you fucking rapist no one cares
>>169648056
i mean
soooo
orrr
and emoji's
>>169645375
farting in the hood ((GONE WRONG))
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO !
https://twitter.com/Tingting57Live/status/836293652401926145
yep shes basically the only streamer i like
>>169647409
what happened to /scv/ recently? we're far more alive than we were a year or two ago
^bad
>>169647323
our guy
>>169648223
would you put it straight in the pussy
>>169648223
might j/o to this not sure
>>169648313
do you see any sc2 related posts
exactly
we are brought together by our hate of the game
>>169648223
not only is she cute but shes pretty funny too
I fell back into my natural state of depression and returned after a year long hiatus
and its much easier to post with an ipad
>>169648223
here's a better dancer
>>169648347
how does he do it
>>169648104
best sound mixing
and
best film editing
>>169648347
word
>>169648516
delete your post dude
>>169648516
she does asmr too for some reason
>>169648516
e fucking wwww
why do girls buttholes look different than guys...
>>169648484
yeah she has a great personality i really like her...
>>169648516
no duh tingting isn't a dancer she did it for her fans...
sure she's a better dancer and i've pounded off to her videos a few times but tingting is cooler
>>169648516
just threw up in my mouth a little x_x
>>169648516
omo! much better! shes got boobies, a butt, and thighs!
>>169648580
i can only make it a minute into her girlfriend asmr before i cry myself to sleep
>>169648516
dude imagine wgirl girl groups........
it just doesnt exist like it does in korea
>>169648516
>ugly
>midget
>whitto
>fat
>short legs
>shit hair
how do you know what a guys butthole looks like.......
>>169648703
i know what everything looks like
destiny is actually a sociopath isn't he
>>169648776
wouldnt know never watched him before
>>169648613
no muscle on women and they get fat there
there was this post once where a guy said he was arguing with his kid niece because she was saying she didn't have a butthole...
>white people in general lack empathy
word
im gonna go watch some videos of africa because they're so empathic
>>169648902
i wonder how they solved that disagreement...
>>169648915
and they have more fun
that doesnt look like fun
>>169649150
me behind that obama lookin' motherfucker
>>169649328
no that's just the setup the fun starts when they light the guy on fire :D
how does skip manage to put these 40 minute facebook videos out every afternoon
>>169649006
I think it was on jp a looong time ago
and those guys used to be really weird!
he was a penguin lookin motherfucker
Dear White People
did you guys the big mistake at the oscars last night?some muslim nigger for a reward for some nigger fag shit movie
Andy, ice, random cunts
twitch
.tv/andymilonakis
>>169649860
we don't watch nigger sjw awards here
no one fucking cares about your twitch gaming celebrity bullshit
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/get_out
wow one retard
>>169650124
>armond is the only one that hates it
friggin based as heck
anyone "good" content on telegram?
1. i'm straight and DEFINITELY dominant. i really don't like alot of girl on top positions.
2. thongs/lacy underwear is definitely unimaginably hot. for some reason, also, i'm really turned on when a girl is in comfy/pajama type clothing.
3. i sex. i dunno what its called but "from the side" i guess? also, girl lying flat on her stomach w/ my behind is SOOO GOOD. in general, any position where i can spank her is cool! _^
3. chocolate syrup mmm 8]. blind folded is fun; tying up is fun.
4. SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT FUUUCCCKK that's SOOOO HOTT loool <3333
5. oh my GOD i can't believe i'm going to tell TL.net this, but for some reason i LOVE the feeling of wicker rubbing against the bottom of my ballsack. one day, back at home, i was beating off and was like "oh no there's no kleenex. luckily, there was some stylish wicker trash basket upstairs that my mom had recently purchased for "decorative purposes." I figured "hey, i'll just cum into this trash bin and that'll be that." for some reason tho, as i pulled up the trash can, the feeling of the wicker against my balls felt SOOO GOOOD and gave me this insane killer cumshot that way overshot the trash can. every single time i've beat off and used that wicker basket its been fucking amazing. yesssssssss
also, i'm hugely turned on by a girl who is very very very sweet. kindness/sweetness is such a huge turn on. also, good sense of humor!
hate when i get a boner and the tip of my weiner rubs against my blanket and feels really good :/
http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB493/docs/intell_ebb_026.PDF
>>169651012
trojan
i fucking HATE internet celebrities so much
why do they think they can act like immature self righteous assholes?
a movie star has a sense of grace about them and respects people
a youtube star acts like a fucking moron who thinks their opinions matter more than anyone else
it makes me so fucking mad
>>169651180
i hate all celebrities except for cute gooks
if you don't like it just don't watch it :)
sounds like someones a little mad that he cant get youtube subs
we dont do that passive aggressive smiley shit here because it triggers some of us
https://youtu.be/mm1a4wRmKI0
i actually like pewdiepie now
my sex story about sex:
>>169651323
my friend tries so desperately to become a youtube star and he has gotten no where
but he's my friend so i must support him
i never want to be internet famous, i think it would be horrible
you'd never be able to be anonymous again, everything you do would be watched by hundreds of children
Have you noticed Livibee getting thousands of dollars of "Anonymous" donations?
>>169651514
she makes most of her money off snapchat though
she turned out to be nasty. some of the stuff she was snapchatting was highly innapropriate and totally killed any thoughts i had of her being pure and a virgin
is there anything more sad than someone viewbotting and trying to fake it to uphold a stream
yes there is something more sad its my fucking LIFE dude im so sad all the time im not the happy boy i once was
I'm trying to find a download link for this 'devils chessboard' book by some talbot guy but now I'm watching some gay homosexual talk about 911 so heres what I want
one of you has to find the book and link it to me while I listen to this gay dude
this is important and I've never asked you for anything and I will surely return the favor one day
ok thank you
phone
in the rear with the gear
>>169651742
we know that feel bro its ok
>>169651675
well, google came up with nothing. i'm let down
>>169651675
any examples...
pfft i've totally had sex before
i was in a pool with a girl in middle school and we splashed each other... that's basically the same thing right?
freak
>>169652154
as long as a girl touched your arm once
does anyone remember those girls in middle school who used to hug everyone
an exchange of fluids...
>>169652236
a girl asked me to touch her boobs once and i didn't
also girls used to bully me and sit on my lap in band class
i hated it
>>169652236
i hugged everyone so i could have an excuse to hug girls
fiona just cheated again.........
>tfw just wet sanded my mouse mat with 400 grit
>>169652236
no i don't...
DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY DESTINY JUST SAID NIGGERY
>>169652154
i had a girl in high school sit on my shoulders in a pool for a chicken fight. i loved her
>>169652725
pls link the clip report so i can help
>>169652749
did you envision your life together
>>169652553
:333
>>169651821
wow thanks for nothing you stupid assholes!!
>>169652802
this
>>169652812
yes. we were friends and she was very cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFfdISQXEU
hmm yes quite
this really tickles my intellectual mind
most of the people i want to primary school with are successful...
>>169653206
most of the ones i went with now have kids..
>>169653304
or moved or are heroin addicts
a girl that would ride the bus with me is a single mom now with a black kid
>>169653452
kek
>>169653452
you got her pregnant just by riding the bus with her?1?!?!
for me, alcohol takes the edge off, but...
i dunno, i don't wanna end up an alcoholic
here's my story
first, I feel like "meh"
then i take a couple shots, wait a few minutes, feel the alcohol run through my veins, then i "open" up, like a flower to the sunshine.
in an environment full of strangers, it's only a few shots away from releasing this "block". a block of shyness, of fear, of anger. that keeps me from being what i presume is "normal".
i'm able to smile
i'm able take deep breaths without thoughts of emberassment in public
i'm able to say "good afternoon!" to people as they pass by
i'm able to look at a once mundane picture on the wall and say "this ain't useless"
i'm able to hold an interesting conversation with the opposite sex
i'm able to face my parents and tell them what i think about the direction i want to take in my life
i'm able to take control of myself... but only with alcohol, and only for a while
what do you guys think?
>>169653521
tldr
>>169653492
>>169653502
no its sad she was a nice person
>>169651864i feel your presents
>>169653521
could be a placebo effect because you have an excuse to not be shy anymore
imagine going to a school reunion o_o;;
going with a gat...
>>169653659
exactly, WAS
>>169651864i feel your presents
>>169653521
heres my story
what you have said is very interesting to me but look... you ADMIT that its getting you back to what you perceive as normal
NOW we have to figure out why is it that we cant feel like this when we are sober??? what happened?
right?
thats a dilemma ive faced for my whole life now
i had a time where i could talk and have fun with other humans before. when i was a little boy
for me, its vodka
>>169653882
>135
wow this smiley is this old already...
i'm equally as useless when i drink alcohol :/
not allowed to drink in my parents house
>>169654000
sneak it in
>>169654000
y not
>>169654102
>>169654113
sick i got trips
but uhm well it just feels awkward getting drunk in my room alone like i did at uni
maybe i should start drinking
>>169654102
hey nigger us white people have respect for our parents
actually ive never touched alcohol but it kinda sounds fun
wouldnt know what to buy though
>>169653946
for me its the mcchicken the best fast food sandwich
>>169654213
its not the solution
its a crutch
SOME PEOPLE CANNNNNNNNN FEEL and act as if they were "high" without crutches
does anyone understand this
am i the only one who can comprehend this?
you shouldnt need alcohol or anti depressants or whatever ur looking for........
u gotta get back to reality
whatever that line spacing is called
fucking kysys nigger
its just tinny
>>169654494
+1 its fucking awful
people act like these substances DO THIS
well they do but they "install it" into your brain
wheras before you walked around without anxiety without even trying and without abusing urself!
does anyone get it???????
idgi
this guy must have been drinking for hours
we take cold showers itt
alright boys todays puzzle is rated below 1200
nobody here is going to fail at it
not even once
https://en.lichess.org/training/14897
i've got wgirl fever
>>169654921
i failed
>>169654921
passed it on my third try
>>169654995
i bet all asian guys have wgirl fever
>>169655156
*tall
>>169654921
failed =\
https://chaturbate
.com/cybrqueen/
omo.. just hit the goal too..
>>169655075
>>169655109
>>169655240
you should think it through before making a move...
>>169654816
we do
>>169655271
wait those aren't girls...
>>169655271
nice its not a female stream
hold on a second that girl has a weener
how the heck....
>>169655479
dyli
>>169654640
>>169654424
nice posts tinman *thumbs up*
>>169655571
no
boys cant give birth
needless to say, we the scvees need to focus a little more on finding wives (without penises) and starting families
and a little less on jerkin off to boys
did it on my first try :3
don't worry about family planning or anything either just find some girl and knock her up then move in together. despite all their preparations and forethought your parents still managed to mess you up
youll never rub dicks with a trap
fuck
>>169655993
well my parents only got married because they got pregnant with me...
>>169655993
haha planning? i was the third accident. you'd think after two time they'd figure it out :/
well they decided not to abort
that was a plan sort of
https://www.twitch
.tv/exbc
>>169655945
why did you passive aggressive smiley face me?
>>169655945
okay FOR REAL how do you get ipad screenshots so small?
whenever i take one it comes out like 3mb, yours is 430kb???
ylyl
*boots up chess engine*
alright lets do this puzzle
>>169656681
based twitter attention sluts
I keep telling it not to do the update maybe that's why
>>169656627
>>169656681
fuck you i never agreed to these rules so i didn't lose
>>169656976
...
this is why i dislike poldittors
>>169657225
>poldittors
people from poland who browse reddit?
ugh do not @ me
>>169657331
no he means old photo editors on p
1200$
how mad are nocoiners rn?
did you hear about that thing trump did?!?! DDDUUUUUURRRRRR HOW COULD HE? TRUMP REALLY MAKES ME MAD!
*autistic screeching*
huffington post more like huffing that piss bottle
alright I'm going to bed
right after I get my kiss goodnight
https://chaturbate
.com/animergamergirl/
our girl is on
omg fionas baby brother got into her coke...
that is bloody nasty
>>169658347
*hands you a week old piss bottle*
take a good huffington post namsayin
gook
>namsaying
idk if i should get some alcohol.. ive only been up for 5 hours so that means id spend like 10+ hours drunk..
ok seriously what the FUCK is in her mouth? it looks like her top row of teeth are covered in tumor tissue
>>169658787
its called braces... shes a gamer girl..
every time i click on a female on chaturbate i think theyre going to start spewing puss or period blood out of their vagina hole thing and it turns me away
hmm.. guess il watch jimmy fallon tonight...
braces are super sexy
stayed up until 5 again...
watchin moonlight
mewby is a cute tall boy...
the light cast off by the moon or the oscar bait about the gay nigger...
>>169660220
dont you need to workzii...
shes got a big booty with tattoos all over it...
>>169656681
haha
all tattoos are disgusting. i still love soe but she'd be perfect if she didn't defile her body
aww...
>>169661041
+1 good opinion
>>169661041
personally don't like her anymore but i agree with your opinion
Crazy that in this era of freak athlete WRs the league's highest paid WR is 5'10, 180 and ran a 4.48 40.
https://www.twitch.tv
/andymilonakis
why are 10k people watching a hermaphrodite and a jew
idk im watchin moonlight
>>169661448
Jerry Rice didn't run the best 40 and have the best measurables and no one is gonna touch his records
just let me sister see my computer screen
heh im becoming alpha as heck guys
>>169661873
this is actually me recently...
>>169662097
im your sister
>>169661873
>just let me sister
lol what are you a pirate or something?
actually the pirates never talked like that
ummm first of all i'm a butt pirate and secondly i talk like that
one time i didnt hide my anime background when my mom walked into my room
im lucky to be alive
*j's you off on the beach*
>>169662602
i would have had the hottest kpop big tit shit as my bg like 10 years ago if i didnt live with other people
i fell in love again
new taeyeon album...
>>169662948
its AMAZING
>>169662948
maybe ill listen to it maybe i wont
who FUCKIN KNOWS!!!
im back guys
hows the star craftin'
her last album was mediocre af...
pirates weren't even english idiots
they spoke spanish or arabic
>>169663717
what about black beard...
looks like were about to hit by some "privateers werent actually pirates" propaganda
taeyeon turned into a massive whore lol it's great
>>169663829
dummy
>>169663717
wow racist
>>169663765
was he even real?
>>169663868
no the barbary corsairs and other middle eastern pirates literally caused the european dark ages
they couldn't trade at all and their way of life suffered
>>169663989
ugh your facts are racist
>>169664056
they aren't facts i just made up half of it from memory but there's probably some truth in it
Wolf SchröderVerified account @proxywolf 8m8 minutes ago
SPOTV's SSL Series will feature StarCraft 2 and BroodWar. I'll be casting SC2 with @BrendanValdes, and BW with @RAPiDCasting. Begins 3/20!
>>169664202
we are definitely all watching this
>>169664202
neat!
turned moonlight off at the first gay part lol
>3/20
there aren't 20 months in a year
what a fkin REtard
>>169664452
BAKA!!!!!!!
well this is getting dark...
Lift me up and put me on all fours
o woe is me
*shoves a huge dildo up my ass*
my mommy died when i was born
*sucks 100 dicks and swallows the cum*
im going to die too
*aborts 100 babies before im 20*
except my neck, so I can turn my head to kiss you
Snapdragon 835 processor
4GB RAM
64GB ROM, expandable via MicroSD
Android 7.0
4K HDR display
19MP rear and 13MP front camera. Rear using new sensor with built in DRAM
960 FPS capture at 720p resolution
Gorilla Glass 5 loop design around the entire phone
IP65/68 dust/water resistant
3,230 mAh battery
USB Type C
Fingerprint reader built into the power button (unfortunately it seems it will still be disabled in some regions, but you'll likely be able to get around that like with current models)
Headphone jack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BvNQrr6J50
best phone of all time?
ZELDA BOTW is the comfiest game I have ever played
>>169665027
not an iphone don't care
is it called gorilla glass because a gorilla couldnt shatter it or what
phones are for normals
my s5 has gorilla glass
it's called gorilla glass because you need to be lower iq than a gorilla to buy it
https://twitter.com/spotv_games/status/836440151622475777/video/1
https://twitter.com/spotv_games/status/836440151622475777/video/1
https://twitter.com/spotv_games/status/836440151622475777/video/1
imagine if blizzard hadn't ruined sc2...
>>169665407
oh my gosh!!!!!!
>>169666000
ugly
>>169665671
>ruined
it was dead on arrival though
it was a bubble for a shit game that was just poorly made
>>169666000
gook
>Plz ask before sedning tokens for requests as we are STRAIGHT
but its two guys naked together....
>>169667472
breeders are weird...
my sister ate my noodles...
im gonna have to teach her a lesson...
glad we took a night off drinking
yeah... m-me too...
*hides wine glass*
h-hehe yep ;)
*hides pot needle*
l-lol...
why are you guys shifting like that? what are you hiding...
im drunk
n-nothing *closes liquor chest*
frig normies
hmmm...
crap i spilled mommy's wine...
gonna have to replace her bottle tomorrow and drink it down to the level it was at before
we agreed not to drink tonight
quick should I buy some beer?? 1st reply decides
>>169669218
ty friend
np we scv look out for each other
>>169669329
you're killing him!
sickzii hates me now :(
we're all gunna die eventually
guess ill watch scarface
the world is yours chico
you tell your friend i kill a communist for fun
but for a green card
im gonna carve him up real nice
talked to my mom today:\
didn't reply to my mom's messages today
about what
bout gettin a job...
good night
oh crap i forgot to respond to my friend who texted me.... it's been over 24 hours now........... can you remind me to do it when i wake up tomorrow?
hell no
>>169670214
that talk is always rough :/
my moms getting old
same
>>169664765
t-thisss!!? >____<
this world sucks id rather live in my fantasies
id never raise chidlren with a dark haired woman
they make good mistresses though
https://youtu.be/tIpj5w0dJRU
thinkin of you pig poster... wherever you are...
im so bored when im not drunk...
tfw no kidol gf
why even live
https://youtu.be/FE7z-yzSFDA
>>169671049
thats cause you're supposed to be productive
fuck asians
yeah that's the plan
>>169671205
well my sleep schedule is like 6pm-10am.. what am i supposed to do all night...
u dont sleep for that long dude
>>169671371
im playing runescape it kind of sucks but its better than abusing drugs to fill the void
fuck it im drinkin!!
>>169671371
you should watch a movie and then write a review
>>169671545
a god
id rather be bored as fuck than to stoop so low as to use alcohol and drugs in that way
disgusts me how many humans do this
shut up
the face behind alcohol posts... *barfs*
hmm who authorized you to post my picture :/
>>169671732
a boy!
>>169671808
me *grabs camera*
>>169671845
no! *shields face with hand*
tell me what i'm doing wrong
>>169672115
you aren't working hard enough
*pops a bar of xanax*
yeah drug users disgust me
*washes it down with vodka*
how can they do that to their bodies?
*gets behind the wheel of a vehicle*
>>169672148
nice dude kill some kids for me
>>169672148
>*gets behind the wheel of a vehicle*
ILLEGAL! ha thatll humble you down with a nice DUI
>>169672148
time to drive through an immigrant neighbourhood
you call em "kids"
I call em "speed bumps"
*revs engine*
where can i get some xanax
>>169672381
your local psychiatrist
>>169672426
hmm too inconvenient *sips bud light*
>>169672381
you dont need xanax (aka suicide pills)
just take a cold shower
if you can't even take a cold shower xanax wont help you
sickzii...a dorky boy....
woop woop here I cum!
>>169672516
ya i do need them actually fuckin idiot
>>169672612
no you dont
checkmate athiest
nes is actually a great way to unwind
ol' nessy...
yeah these noodles are quite spicy *slurps some*
ahhh
now lets see what the broth tastes like *sip*
burning bleeding bp bros ww@
wish i had a gf she'd be called astrid and would be blond with blue eyes and would have a braid around her head like a circlet
>>169672939
what a wh*re o_O
>>169672973
you better not talk about my gf like that
what about her personality; all you've described is looks
i'd say it worked alright lmao
>>169673218
if her name is astrid and shes wearing a circlet that says everything you need to know about her personality
>>169673367
at least someone understands
ahhh yes a vod n ice to cap off the night
48 hours sober now..
>>169673723
your dead to me
i really want to get another video from that european girl.. i bet shes really hungry and needs money for food
>>169673621
why dont you put cranberry juice with ur vodka
ur doing something that tastes like shit
>>169673956
look at this poofter
>>169673956
stfu fag
what horror movie should i watch
2000 onward
im no good with scary movies
>>169673978
>>169673994
its really a simple thing to do
just pour the cranberry....
make ur life 10x better
(thats if ur gonna drink alcohol at all)
but suit yourself. just trying to prevent you from sipping poison and atleast make it tastey for you
but thats just my advice i cant force you to help yourself
not reading
no horror suggestions... guess ill rewatch crayon pop tv
>>169669218
bought vodka instead it was on sale :O
>>169674134
it begins like that and next thing you know you're sipping metropolitans while fondling your boyfriend's cock
*randalls*
oh no tin disapproves of my life choices... he's a well adjusted individual i should probably listen to his advice
what if you took such a cold shower it actually became an ice shower....
>>169674314
haha so you intentionally ruin your own life because youre afraid of being assosiated with gayness
in what other ways do you artificially hinder your own life for your own ego
get a load of this cuck-berg. cuck- stain.
for me, i do what i want and dont care if someone was gonna call me gay
put fruity tropical shit in my shit if it tastes better
but instead im gonna go into my freezing cold shower in my freezing cold basement with ice cubes in my pure alcohol
what about... cranberry ice cubes...
this guy got triggered so easily
i bet he's the one who complains about pol all the time too
just keep on randalling
damn crayon pop tv is awesome
almost as good as 2ne1 tv...................
wow.. so happy i looked in my freezer for ice cream.. almost forgot i had two cans of diet fanta in there that would have exploded everywhere....
why would you buy diet fanta lol
we like memphis-style hip hop here
>>169674673
my mom buys it for me...
>>169674674
no we don't we like classical music and sipping wine by the moonlight
this girl said if she got a $20 donation on stream she'd do 10 squats
yet when i proposition her for a video of her doing it she gets all weirded out....
actually i like country music a lot now
we like romantic more than baroque here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk
thats my favorite country song
you dont have to click the link but ummmmmmm ya thats the one
uh... lord infamous of 3 6 mafia weaves intricate modern gothic stories in his music. essentially he is the modern edger allen poe
three six maff i yuh
>>169674982
its x bitch.. because the song is called x..
>>169675118
haha ya i found it
i dont like it anymore because it doesnt say xbox
actually im listening to slim thugga
ugh i feel awful when i skip drink day
thats why we dont skip
might filter those awful youtube posts
im consistently the top listener of paul wall on last.fm
this thread is particularly bad today
its probably because i played vanilla wow all freakin day
we didnt miss you
>>169675694
are you on elysium?
sober day 5 or 4
i dunno my brain isn't working right
>>169675763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1GxzGUQqOI
u heard this one bro!!!
>>169675771
yeah, the darrowshire server with some other girl from this thread
>>169675824
candy pumpkin
i saw riff raff live once accidentally
while he was performing there was this big huge tall muscular black guy from riff raff's entourage that just walked around the stage looking intimidating
he didnt play an instrument or sing or even hype up the crowd or anything
it was pretty funny
>>169675907
post that one vagina pic
>>169676015
good choice my friend
exellent selection
>>169676097
just look at that thing...
it's ready
>>169676124
its (succulent)
pirated a game and played less than 10 minutes before getting bored lol
good morning :3
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRCxAFLDEgr
>>169676293
lol
rain drop
Five top Samsung execs, including the boss, have just been indicted; major shake-up announced. Yet this is what Samsung is sending out
you know if you raped a retard their testimony would never hold up in court
wtf the sao movie came out 10 days ago
stole some of moms wine cuz i ran out of beer
>>169677149
link me a stream of it
so i can ehhh... u know... make fun of it, heh... >_>
>that retard that keeps posting even though no one likes him
>>169677359
>streaming
pretty sure its in theaters in japan right now, we get it halfway through next month i guess; in any case there is no torrent or streams to find that i am aware of.
guys im from /a/ i get mad at people for streaming anime
i dont browse that board
there better be an english dub
i wasn't mad...
https://www.twitch
.tv/exbc
would you want to live in korea.
fuck no
i mean yeah id live there for a bit
>>169678047
don't reply to my posts
love no thotties
o_o
weve all read mary shelley's frankenstein right?
>>169678476
got a copy right next to me actually from my first year of niggaversity
damn...
we love lain here
>>169678808
couldnt finish this anime cuz it bored me to tears lol!
lain was the matrix of our generation
*neuromancer
i saw a few episodes of lain on funimation when i used to smoke weed at a friends place in college and we'd listen to music and have anime on in the background
i should go back and watch the whole thing sometime
i stopped smurfing for once and dropped 5 games in a row
fuck this game...
what do brains taste like. never had any
gookgi
>>169679562
*gently pats you*
frick it's 5am.... going to sleep now x_x
>>169680813
shit your right
gonna wake up at 230 again -.-
back to smurfing lol
hot dogs >>>>> zah
'go dogs...
>>169678058
don't tell me what to do
slept from like 1 pm to 12 am. trying to stay up all of today so my sleep schedule is fixed
>>169681578
based john locke
donald drumpf is not my president
then who is it
enrique peña nieto
>>169681618
i will join u
same situation
*votes for eugene debs*
*votes for eugene from twd*
imagine kissing a girl for like 20 minutes straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lye1lzneSnQ
my brushing habits are that i brush my teeth every time i have a dream where my teeth fall out
>>169683286
lmao thats so fucked up
>>169683286
lel like HOW the fuck do you have this kinda shit in your head. god bless japan seriously
>>169683286
this is my fetish
good night, friends
>>169683286
brb...
>>169683286
how did they keep them safe during the filming...
did she at least get hazard pay?
remember that guy who dropped his salami sandwich on his way to his room? what an oaf lol
this is it huh
this is life
this is now
this is us
>>169684119
lmao
didnt he have around 8 or 10 salami slices on there too
and balanced them on chips
>>169684589
i imagined the sandwich was like something out of scooby doo. like it was piled so high that it was waving back and forth as he carried it
sandwich boy...
coffee girl...
donut girl...
sandwich boy trying to open his bedroom door with a scooby doo sandwhich about 3 feet tall...
frick
>>169684589
no i had the sandwiched balanced on a glass of milk and there were pringles on top of the sandwich plate..
*moves hand to adjust my glasses which arent there because i put on contacts*
*quickly make it into a fist in front of my mouth and fake cough into it to hide my gaffe*
gaffe
An unintentional act or remark causing embarrassment to its originator; a blunder.
i think he meant giraffe
you could say i am a gaffer
my whole life is a gaffe
gaf·fer
The chief electrician in a motion-picture or television production unit.
just had another diet fanta...
just watched kimi no na wa
:/
watching 5cm next even though its way past my bed time
>>169685207
was it good
it has good ratings
>>169685245
yeah it made me think
>>169683169
w o r d
i was hoping for a more glowing endorsement. your lukewarm response has dampened my enthusiasm. im gonna put it on 'that list of things i tell myself to watch eventually but end up putting off indefinitely'
you just described my "plan to watch" list on MAL
reminder to at least do the daily puzzle
rated below 1500 you guys should be able to solves this
https://en.lichess.org/training/19461
every time i try to review an anime i embarrass myself
its worth watching if you're a lonely boy, that much i can say
5cm is fucking garbage
everything by that director is fucking garbage
>>169685686
that was super easy :/
ive seriously been stalking certain girls for well over 5+ years... theyre not even famous.. just girls ive set my sights on because i thought they were pretty. gotten into plenty of facebooks and emails.. seen lots of naughty pictures...
pretty neat. not as cool at the guy who wakes up his neighbors with a baseball club though
adobe flash is out of date...
happy hardcore break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjtF3CIAoog
>>169685207
how did you watch it
is it out on br yet
its not right you watched a fucking shitty quality release
>>169665407
THIS CHANGES E V E R Y THING
>>169665407
why do they even bother with sc2 tho
just go full bw
today i will phonepost
>>169687161
720p60fps :^)
why do they even bother with starshit
just stop
>>169687832
lmao
would rather watch sc2 for 10 hours straight than that shitty "release"
>>169688085
it wasn't so bad after about an hour you get use to it
>>169688263
is it even 720p p sure its an upscale lol
gook morning friends
i had to do you know what to you know whos post just now
hopefully it doesn't cause trouble for others...
>>169688331
not sure, maybe once the blueray gets released we can watch it together :3
man the board game thread on tg is so bad....
>>169689267
that's cause board games are bad
no they arent >_<
>>169689315
but monop??
monop is bad
monop sucks ass
word
+1
fucking FUCK monop the only game we like is baskbetball
niggerball sucks shit too
we like starcrap here
I'm mentally ill
phone
Yes hello who is this
hello this is dog
(its a meme you dip!!! xD)
What's up dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8DKu3JEJ8
This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
nbc universal blocked that video in america
what kind of dog is this?
:\
i live in america, the land of the free and the home of the brave
>>169690456
Is it me or does it smell like up dog in here?
were americans here
america...the place where dreams come true
*sits in a chair all day*
Whats Up Dog xD
>>169690551
word we live in atl (atl boyz ww@)
basketball? sounds gay
*watches kuroko no basket*
wtf i daisuki basketball now
>>169690667
Nothing much, what's up with you?
SC2
*dreams about sitting in a chair all day*
woah it came true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOJLx4Du3vU
wow that tedx talk was really insightful thanks *keeps sitting and playing video games*
yeah im too stuck in my ways
make it a seulgi or gyuri thread
https://youtu.be/ERb2dRWqlLM?t=10m14s
vary nice!
wish i had a standing desk
*strokes out*
not gonna make it to the next thread boys
>>169691671
at least post your address so i can call an ambulance for you ~_~
>>169691841
he's used enough tax money
leave it
6 million? yeah nah... i don't think so
>>169692279
lol
>>169691202
fone...