/elyg/ - Elysium

nth for Band-Maid is better than babymetal

No tranny posting under this line
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When would be the best time to ask Madti to enchant my "rod"?

>not linking old thread

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>what do you mean I can't roll on this book? I want a skeleton pet!!! please please, pretty please!:-(

orc lock with tailoring/enchanting yes?

>>169566878
Level with tailoring/skinning

>>169566859
SHE WON MY FUCKING SKELETON BOOK AND SHE NEVER EVEN PVPs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

proof
http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=62258

So if I want to be a healer

and not eroticly roleplay

I should be human?

first for Sylaria!

Also
Old thread:
>>169486360

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>>169566994
>trusting the clique

>>169566994
>>169566859

hahahahaha kek

>>169566994
>>169566859
was it roll or loot council?

>>169566859
I want to do things to her so fucking badly.
She's EU, right?

>>169567220
it was lootcouncil'd
>Manlett: okay, the book.... this is clearly a pvp item and I know someone who has been struggling with pvp in BRM the past few days...
>Madtii receives loot: Grimoire.

discord went fucking wild


he was probably referring to
http://www.webm.land/w/AYE9/

>>169567310
yes, she's a nazi from Germany
always yelling Seig Hail on voice when topping healing

>>169567479

BETA
AS
FCK

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Why are goldsellers advertising for UFC now?

>>169566994
>#4
>Olivia
>62494(204/s)
>5.2%
Holy shit Automute is amazing

>>169567479
>just standing there on the chain, alone, cold, crying, shaking from fear thanks to all the Horde around
>doesn't even dot him when he attacks
>her only goal is to run away from a lvl60 green geared warrior that she should easily kill if she knew how to play this game

Can you please stop bullying all the cuties, Cephei?

>>169567479
>>169566994
>>169566859
my fucking sides

>>169567883
Automute is pretty good. Also Onyxia isn't a DPS race it's very easy to pull aggro especially for Warrior.

>>169568260
>Onyxia isn't a DPS race
Maybe if your tank is a shitter

t. Snide

>>169568397
How do you fuck up pressing one button as tank?

t. Snide

>>169568260
Automute is shit lol

>>169568397
>Snide
>not a shitter

I ran Scholo with this retard and he seriously didn't make it out of his room at Gandling. Then claimed "dc" even though you could see his rage bar moving up and down all the time.

>>169568486
Do you actually think tanks have a one-button rotation?

t. Snide

>>169568548
Tanks use a one shot macro.

>>169568397
>Snide

does GRIZZLY have this kind of corruption too?>>169567479
>>169566994
>>169566859

I need a new guild

>>169568526
You probably didn't pay for the premium tank service, on top of the tip of course


t. Snide

>>169568605
Druid tanks maybe.

>>169568685
Name one ability you can't macro on to one button that Warrior tanks use.

>>169567578
this
>invite Madtii to UBRS
>she joins voice, obviously drunk as fuck
>every time we kill a group she yells "SEIG HEIL" three times on voice while doing a "raises arm" emote in the game
>we tell her to tone it down a bit but she won't have any of it
>kill Rend when she says her doorbell rang
>can hear her arguing with 2 people in the background, probably police
>remains muted for the rest of the run after coming back

>>169568823
Movement.

Why are all the horde guilds such a joke?

>>169568893
wow, Madtii sounds based as fuck

>>169568908
horde guilds are fine
horde /vg/ guilds have had disinterested leaders, who were lead simply because they came up with the idea first, chicken and glaston pretty much crippled horde guilds by being lazy apathetic people trying to pretend to run a guild.
most people playing horde in the thread joined normal horde guilds and are probably better off.

>>169569138
she sent me a pic of her swastika tattoo on her thigh once

>>169567479
but it was a roll? madtii even streamed mc/ony
:thinking:

here comes the madti defense force

>DEMISE downed MC before GRIZZLY
>DEMISE clears MC 15 minutes faster than GRIZZLY
Why is this? Do GRIZZLY dps have to slow down because their main tank doesn't build enough threat?

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t. Snide

>>169569208

>horde guilds are fine

Lol

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=61465

http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=62167

http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=60596

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=60867

>>169569504
Time to tell Puddi you think she(he) is retarded...

>>169569504
wow Snide likes Madtii more than Puddi?

>>169569557
Salty Dogs...

>>169569504
shut the fuck up you autistic sperg. i wish i kept the log of how triggered you were after you got fucking bodied in pvp

this fucking dipshit is hypersensitive and will tilt out at the drop of a hat

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>>169569702

>>169569208
That's one reason why most people went alliance instead of horde.
We saw Salty Dogs being led by the same /wpsg/ core that never sticks around for more than 2-3 months.

>>169569557
http://realmplayers.com/GuildList.aspx?realm=Ely

wake up man

>>169569708
>orbits a tranny all day
wew did you expect him to be mentally stable?

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>>169569208

>Horde guilds are fine

L O L

>>169569806
that's your own fault but I don't know why you'd want to play in a 4chan guild anyway.
you let people like anoka glaston chicken snacks spergout and have their own discord and somehow still fuck up organizing a guild.

>>169569887
i don't know, but i literally made one joke about grizzly being the "best guild on the server" and this aspie shot into berserk mode, talking about how other people shouldn't be able to breathe the same air as him

i thought it was a like a joke persona but it's clear this guy has mental issues

>>169569708
>Snide ranks Madti the highest
>Dads immediately triggered and tries to secure his spot as the alpha of the pack

>>169569918
it's right there you know, if you only care about top ten go through the servers there's plenty of horde guilds on them.
I don't understand what you are trying to suggest.

So I guess everyone who is not a retarded tranny cuck left due to shitstorm. Nothing but namefags remain.

>you will never be on Snide's "list"

>>169566859
Nice timestamp.

>>169568893
>>169568893
Holy kek

>>169570127
If you filter the names literally most of the thread vanishes.

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>>169569918

>horde is THIS fucked

>>169570210
You can if you work hard enough. My list fluctuates constantly, i.e. Madti vs. Puddi. If you put in an honest effort I'm sure you can end up somewhere on there.

t. Snide

http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/Ranking.aspx?Bosses=0B0C0D0E0F0G0H0I&realm=Ana
:thinking:

>>169570054

>Horde guilds are fine
>only 7 have killed Rag
>15 alliance have killed Rag
>even a fucking /vg/ guild killed Rag

LOL

>>169570237
somebody from the snapchat clique leaked that
ma.dti is her account, she removed me earlier kek

there are more but I didn't save them 3 days ago

>>169570408
Also, I'm into traps and transexuals, so those will always earn you some bonus points.

t. Snide

>>169570463
how the fuck have only 22 guilds killed rag on a server that supposedly has 10k pop peaking every day

>>169569918
>just started elysium
>picked darrowshire because pve
>having fun as an orc lock for the past hour or so
>almost dying in starting zone
>having to decide what I want to train because lack of money
>come back to check on thread
>see this post
>check elysium site
>66% alliance
>33% horde
I think I made a mistake.

I take it AV is dominated by alliance?

>>169570408
leave Madti alone, she doesn't even know you
she's also my wife

>>169570561
horde has more players nearly all the time

>>169570463
I've already told you why you're wrong though.
just click the radio boxes

>>169570561
the top two guilds on darrowshire are horde, not that it matters because you're probably a shitter.

Are any pieces of the mage pvp set up to rank 10 pre-bis of even bis?

Havetts is my favourite tranny healer

>>169570463
>even a fucking /vg/ guild killed Rag
Their literally the 10th best guild on the server according to that though, so doesn't that just mean Elysium is full of shit people?

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Where will you be when the first FULL PALADIN URBS run takes place?

Remember, Seal of the Crusader stacks holy damage.

>>169571017
I want to see full pally WSG. There's literally no reason why it wouldn't be a steamroll.

>>169571017
In UBRS my naga

>>169568548
>Do you actually think tanks have a one-button rotation?

You're deluding yourself. Vanilla WoW is nothing more than a numbers game. 90% of the "skill" involved in tanking comes from gear selection and actually using consumables, since most of the fights are nothing beyond tank/spank.

The sad thing about Grizzly is that they genuinely believe they're "elite" players. However, the sad reality is that the people who do well in vanilla, including those who made it far in the retail version of the game, only do so because they are willing to neglect their personal lives for the sake of autistic farming. It just so happens that Grizzly is the guild where most of these people congregate, giving them the appearance of an "elite" guild.

If you were to analyze the personal lives of Grizzly members, you would neither find scholars nor undiscovered geniuses. Instead, you would find Eurotrash welfare recipients, NEETs, and more generally, losers with no real achievements who use their "accomplishments" in a video game to shield their egos.

>>169571750
we all know but no-one cares enough to project it mate

>>169571750
Yeah but so what

>>169571750
if not that then what constitutes an elite player? and why are you so butthurt?

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>>169571750
>it's a wagecuck can't get into an elite guild episode

>>169572430
Well I guess that would be an elite player in this version of the game, but I have a hard time calling somebody who has all the time in the world to grind an elite player. If you must know, I'm butthurt because I've had negative experiences with Grizzly.

>>169572838
And not in just this version of the game actually, but all versions. I'm also generally tired of encountering people who have their head up their ass for no good reason.

>>169571002
It's sorted by bosses killed and average member honorable kills.

http://realmplayers.com/raidstats/InstanceList.aspx?realm=Ely

>>169572998
shut the fuck up #22

>>169573058
Sorry, what?

What is faster for leveling, lock or hunter?

>>169573491
Hunter.

Lock is still really fast though.

>>169572838

>I've had negative experiences with Grizzly.

pretty sure every 60 on alliance has at this point.

that stupid grizzly mafia shitters still farm devilsaurs alone even after i ganked them gorrilion times

>>169573883

>not camping them

>>169573920
Not looking to get banned mate.

>>169574085
Sounds like you're afraid to be cucked by grizzly bulls

Any top 10000 guild on wowprogress is better than top guilds here.
>>169574085
Nah, admin is chink lover, he doesn't even a shit about them. They don't even sell gold to goldsellers, they are literally loosers.

>>169570502
>480x598
Nice try.

>>169569918
>strategically cutting off the screenshot where the horde guilds start
>doesn't realize the list isn't even organized by raid progression but factors in pvp and bunch of other factors in as well

ok bud

>>169574659
if you're horde and you aren't a chink; you're a fucking shitter

KEKdate of TRANNIES B T F O

http://www.webm.land/w/AYE9/

>>169574743
t. tranny

>>169570463
>seriously caring about progression of easiest content on already half-dead servers that will never have AQ
LOL

>>169574763
Hasn't this been posted about 10 times? Is it meant to be impressive or funny or something?

How much should I demand to craft the Stronghold Gauntlets?

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Not to be an attention whore but the last time I posted on 4chan was when I posted the SM screenie of Pudding and I. Stop pretending to be me thanks.

t. Snide

>>169574659

>PVP server
>it shouldnt be ranked by pvp!!!

?

OP fucking retarded didnt link old

>>169574970
Stop being a tranny then

You've been... XEROXED


https://forum.elysium-project.org/forum/303-help-support/

>>169574763
>3 niggers kill a lone holy priest
>one of the niggers almost dies from lava
this is why nobody takes horde seriously.

>>169575419
I'm a futanari cuck fetishist get it right RETARD.

Does password reset even work? Email link simply send me back to account page.

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>>169574763

The sad thing is that she would probably beat every single one of you 1v1

>>169575631
Nope.

>>169574970
This is not me. Grow up retard.

t. real Snide

>>169575593
>3
>people walking by getting feared count
>priest gets less falldamage due to levitate
>the lava is somehow an argument

Why are trannyorbiters so retarded?

>>169575943
Nice try.
t. Real Real Snide

>>169575943
they are literally all you

stop samefagging pretending to not be you samefagging

no-one cares you literal who

>>169575965
>priest has warlock dots on
>priest gets hit by another melee on his way to the jump
>nigger warrior fails lava jumping and almost dies
Why are hordeniggers so retarded?

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http://forums.crestfall-gaming.com/index.php?/topic/1892-crestfall-the-next-stage

post yfw

>>169576243
Honestly they are making a mistake releasing vanilla again, they should go strate for TBC.
And I have a feeling that blizz will bring legacy this year, because legion is doing really bad in term of current subs.

>>169566952
Salad advice

>>169576545
They should release an accelerated version of vanilla. Nobody enjoys doing old content at the same rate that blizzard released it.

>>169576545
>Blizz will bring legacy this year
lmao

>>169576545
This.
With Nost and Elysium I feel like most people will be sick of vanilla by the time CF rolls out.
A really good and hyped TBC server could pull Nost numbers.

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>>169576658

>>169576727
They don't speak about legacy, because they just made legion which sold well but is doing really bad after. They even took d3 developers to continue it. Retail wow is doomed for real now, they will simply have to make legacy.

>>169576840
I want to fuck that post number

So the same players who always flood the alliance /vg/ guild have managed to shit up the thread AGAIN. Fucking unbelievable.

>>169576918
>They even took d3 developers to continue it
D3 developers got moved to WoW back in Warlords of Draenor.

>>169577039
All d3 features comes with legion. Draenor wasn't that bad yet.

>>169577035
>He fell for the alliance meme for like 8 servers in a row now

Remember everytime at the start of a server when we do faction polls? Remember when even if Horde wins by 80% the insane Alliance core shitposting machine vomits on the thread until we have split population again.

There is a good chunk more Horde players in these threads, but thanks to this autism, they're all split up in various Horde guilds.

Happens on every server. Thanks Alliance core.

>>169576918
They won't release it ever. As long as they have enough cucks buying xpacks and paying for subs they're fine.
They don't give a fuck about retaining 5+mil subs anymore.

>>169577135
I fell for the alliance meme once. Never again.

>>169576545

>legion is doing really bad in term of current subs.

Source? I do believe it, but i'd like some hard evidence.

>>169577129
>dumbed down gear
>random secondary stats and sockets
you sure?

>>169577194
They don't even release sub numbers anymore Lmao.
It dropped to 5.4 million in WoD down from 10.2 million at launch. They then said that "sub numbers aren't a healthy reflection or good measure of the games success" and stopped releasing them.

How high does the respec fee go up to?

>>169577135
>Salty cucks dies in less than one month
>I-it's alliance core!
>MoH alone has more active players than active posters in this thread
>There's a good chunk more Horde players!
lmao

>>169577270
Fuck mate. If thats true then I cant even express how sad that sounds.

>>169577292
9999

>>169577192
I already said I'll organize a /vg/ Horde guild on Crestfall and I'm not affiliated with the Salty Dogs meme circlejerk that never gets anywhere.

ree

>>169577432
Thank you, literal who. You're the only hope of every nigger itt.

>>169577337
>Recruit normies
>Wonder why you have a bigger roster

k

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hm

>>169577167
They will or they will simply die. Private servers are groing and at some point trash servers like elysium will have bigger online than entire retail. And it's not sarcasm.

>>169577489
>salty cucks speak about recruiting normies
lmao

>>169575448
Why am I looking at here

>>169577541
Private servers aren't "groing" in any reasonable way.
Elysium has maybe 40k online tops. On 4 servers.
Blizzard can make do as long as people buy their expansions. Which they will because they will always have 1-2mil dedicated cucks paying for their shit.

>>169577485
"Literal who" is a good thing considering who the normal "who's" are on Horde.

>>169577746
worthless niggers who can't even keep a guild going?

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>>169577194
WoWcensus says 1.5 million total, but that's a bit misleading since they count unique characters online, not total subs. On top of that they can't collect data on some EU realms because they're so unpopulated.

is anathema down?

>>169577656
Do you know that one retail realm have average 5-7k population if it's marked as high or full. There are only like 30-40 realms like that. All green realms are literally dead or almost dead with less than 1k online. Elysium has like 15-20% of retail pop and it's not joke.

>>169577824
Pretty much, at this point Salty Dogs acts more like controlled opposition to make sure Horde never gets a raid going than an actual attempt at a guild.

>>169577270
>"sub numbers aren't a healthy reflection or good measure of the games success" and stopped releasing them.

Yes because Blizzard make most of their money from selling pets, mounts, server changes etc.

>>169577292
50g

>>169577541
Blizzard has offset their losses with the cash shop. I doubt Blizzard will release legacy servers anytime soon, because it's a huge investment to rewrite all their server code.

>servers go down 5 minutes after mining out almost 40 ore in that cave near hammerfall

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HELLGROUND IN 6 DAYS

W W U!

>>169578164
>shitground
nty lmao

>>169578164
>5v5
lol

>>169578164
>kurwaground

thanks no

>>169578164
>poleground

my sides

>>169567578
>German
So he's a Truskish boy, I knew it

>>169578164
Arena is so fucking shit

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hmmmm

>>169578979
Allies are trannies, nothing new here.

>>169577508
Damn, 1oo =v14? Gold prices have gotten surprisingly reasonable.

>>169578979
>Grinds nonstop for ebin pvp gear
>R12 and 13 gear about to be nerfed to shit tier

heh

>>169579301
>is going to be first rank 14 in 4 weeks

pssh...nothin personel kid

>>169579361
>rank 14 paladin
for what purpose, tickling people with your 2h while they just stay mounted and run off at 80% health after stun?

>>169579472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oiIy5j5oUA

What race and class do I pick if I like sucking fat cock?

>>169580046
anything horde.

>>169579652
That looks so boring holy shit. Glad I didn't roll a paladin.

>>169580046

anything on horde

>>169580046
femhuman paladin

>>169579652
Ah yes, the first fight already shows the immense quality of paladin pvp

>has to use engineering to even be able to stay in combat
>almost failscascades against a fire mage (lol)
>is unable to kill said mage with NO defenses that just spams sheep

looking forward to seeing that on the server (LOL)

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>>169579652
>all those people in rank 14 gear keyboard turning and lagging

>>169580338

rank 14 is nothing more than a no life grind (that said you'd think they would learn a thing or two along the way)

>>169580046
Nelf priest 100%

>>169578164
>5v5

dropped

>>169580046
Tauren Druid.

You will never be taken to raids, not even to innervate the priests, you're useless in dungeons and can't tank.

You're basically stuck in Org cucked trying to do content.

>>169581145
>druids
>useless in dungeons

if you mean the best tank for 5 mans, then yes, it's useless

How come whenever I eat food it ticks every 6 seconds instead of 3?

>>169581145
druids are the best healers horde side though

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why is <Mandate of Heaven> filled with dirty sluts?

Why are the alliance redditors still shitting up our thread?

>>169582486
no one from horde plays elysium though

>>169582175
>not killing all rival guild members on site
Typical Salty Cuck.

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>>169582175
i want to milk milkmaid

>>169580126
>>169580214
>>169580338
>critique 2005 pvp video
>isnt autistic

pick one

>>169583549
>plays a pirated 2004 game on a dying server
>isn't autistic

pic one

How much would it cost me to get some leatherworker faggot to make me a devilsaur set if I had the mats (and I had the rugged hide and deeprock salt but not cured or refined)?

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Where is he?

Leveling as ud rogue on Elysium. Any guilds or specific people I should have on my KoS list?

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>>169583993
I'm afraid they might of really got to him

>>169583856
Just buy the cured hide off the AH and stop wasting everyone's time. Neither of the mats for it are expensive, and its cost is only a result of the 3day cooldown which no one will have up for you to use.

>>169584051
Add yourself to that list for playing UD rogue.

>>169584119
Can't kill me on sight if you never see me ;)

>>169584113
But the cured hide is expensive. Why aren't leatherworkers saving their cooldowns for me?

>>169584252
cuck

>>169570941
?

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>>169584051
Grizzly.
Mandate of Heaven is nice however. /greet them and the /pat

PISTACHIO MUSTACHIO
PISTACHIO MUSTACHIO
YOU ARE THE PISTACHIO
I AM THE MUSTACHIO
EN GARDE!

>>169566859
I hate the nigger who posted her face on 4chan, now I can't use the other pics to blackmail her anymore. She hasn't responded in 2 days.
Fuck you.

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reminder to never trust russkies and UD rogues

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>>169588164
>those binds

>>169588164
Meanwhile we're still playing on Elysium.

Did they already nerf mage BRD farming? It's certainly next on the chopping block on this "blizzlike" realm

>>169588164
Damn you reminded me how much flying mounts ruined BC.

When everyone is running around on epic mounts they also stop being epic and makes it look like cities saturated with elite champions of doom

>>169584051
ma-dti
ba-rt
baby-metal
com-fu

>>169584051

grizzly is KOS once you get to 60.

>>169588914
But that's already what Vanilla is on Anathema.

Crestfall when, I'm so fucking sick of this russian shithole.

>tfw barely lvl 25
>playing maybe 1h up to 2h a day
>having fuckload of fun being nice to people and making friends
Drama, dying server and all that aside Im actually enjoying wow. Damn.

>>169588516
>>169588914
what the fuck? this is elysium u cucks, taking a flight path over hinterlands

>>169588914
>epic mount
>sign of an elite champion of doom
sign of someone savvy with the AH or a poopsocker more like.

>>169588914

>When everyone is running around on epic mounts they also stop being epic and makes it look like cities saturated with elite champions of doom

That's every single server after a while. You can't stop people from getting epic mounts and gear.

>>169589059
>>169589236
People running on the back of dragons is a lot more blatant than someone owning a glowing armor.

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I can't believe I fell for the Horde meme. I was led astray by wicked men and sexy, salty dogs..

I've seen the light. Today I begin a life of holy servitude to the heavenly clique.

>>169589392
Fuck you.

>>169589392
You know we're going back to Kronos, right?

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>>169566859
can anyone confirm if that's what she actually looks like? if so, then i'm not even mad anymore tbqh

>>169589646
n-nani?

Any reason at all to use a bow over throwing knives?

>>169589743
Yeah, I confirm it.

>>169589743
And this is why you don't join any /vg/ guild/.

It's literally cuck worship to whatever FOTM attentionwhore is currently popular.

>>169589821
Throwing knives don't give stats ever

>>169589646
Thats a meme, right?
I really cant take the struggle of choice between tank and a healer ever again.

>>169589320

As opposed to people riding on glowing magical horses?

>>169589821

ranged weapons are stat sticks for melee classes.

if you're a hunter then why the fuck would you even consider throwing weapons

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>>169588961
>mfw too literal who to make lists

Is Lumikaru on??

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>>169589954
no its just the same DiF/kronos clique fagging the thread up like always. what you should do is simply ignore them but noooooo you gotta feed the tranny clique replies that is what they feed on attention GOD DAMN TRANNY FAGGOTS go die of AIDS or something

>>169590037
Nah, but we are going to crestfall

>>169592286
Maybe

>>169581145
>being this retarded

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>puddi gets 2 (TWO) bis items from the first molten core
>shows up 2 hours late the next day to finish it
>still gets a raid spot
>next week doesnt show up at all
>gets full bis from onyxia and the end of molten core AND gets bought a sash of mercy
>meanwhile i get nothing but wasted money on consumables and repair bills
>they say the clique isnt real

>>169589743
confirmed
t. snapchat

Is this the cuckold general? Where you get cucked by your guild and the server admins?

>>169592301
except for the fact that most of the people from the moh clique aren't actually posting here, it's usually just faggots who are shitposting ABOUT them, thus resulting in gullible faggots like you eating it up and hating on the wrong people

>>169593529
pretty much

>>169589743
why are you mad?

>>169589743
Until I see some form of timestamp, or a resolution that actually matches a phone (480x598 lmao). I'm not believing any of it, and you shouldn't either.

>>169593368
No shit it's real but it's still better than being in a normie guild where you can't green text

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hellground wwu

>>169594315
kill yo self

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I still can't believe 1 faggot jewtube streamer got so many to stop playing,was having fun in low lvl pvp waiting around to see what happened but did not see that coming.

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>>169591720
i like you and murder
i'd never want you guys to die

>>169594512
Don't delude yourself, this wasn't cuckesensuals doing

>doing a dungeon as rogue
>group feels entitled enough to roll on a locked chest

What's the kindest way to tell these people how selfish they're being?

>2000 pop at eu peak
Haha yes healthy I'm glad no merge is planned

Meanwhile in 5 hours when its NA and NEET time the pop will be like 1400 where you can sit trying to LFG for an hour and not find a full dungeon group

>>169594652
Tell them you cant open them, then loot them after everyone has left

>>169594652
how do you figure that?
do you need lock boxes aswell?
just tell them your skill is too low

>>169594719
Zeth is going to die yes but don't lie. It's nowhere near EU peak atm

>>169594934
lockbox =/= locked chest

>>169594719
Zeth is kept alive by the top guilds because they know they'd be like 20th or lower on Elysium if they merge so they pay the server cost to keep it up
Next time you see a Decerto player or a Dice Roll player tell them thank you for keeping you stuck on this dead shithole and ask them for a group inv because they have pocket GMs planting loot for them as a donator incentive

>>169594575
Thanks, you too.

>>169594964
>4-6 pm in eu
what is peak then? okay I'll see you in an hour when the pop is maybe 2100 before it starts to downspiral

>>169595208
EU peak should be in about 3 hours

why don't they just do one way transfers from zeth to elysium for a few days if you're lvl 60?
even if you couldn't bring any non soulbound items or gold it'd still be better than you guys quitting because you're stuck on a dead server

I'm level 48-49. Where do I farm honor killing horde?
I can 1v1 pretty much anyone, they dont have to be below me alot.

Is my little lumi lumi on??

>>169595552
That's a good idea but these incompetent Slavs would probably fuck it up so bad that the like 100 people who transfer would just lose all of their items or get the wrong items etc and it would take days for them to half fix

>>169594990
yeah I'm asking you why you feel entitled to either

>pick up 14 slot bag
>no
>ROLL ON BAG
what do

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so I don't get it, why is the honor system in place before dire maul is even out?

>>169595861
keep the bag it's not green

>>169595861
Log out

>>169595739
Can you stop posting about yourself?

>>169594652
You're being selfish honestly
You're brought into a group to use all the assets available to you for the group's prosperity.
Some classes buff
Others provide conjured items
You open chests and doors

And honestly your unique role is at the bottom of the usefulness list so you shouldn't be too hurt that people want to utilize you

>>169596086
Lumikaru~

>>169596198
if we're so useless why don't you open the fucking chest then?

oh wait you can't, fag

>>169596198
>top dps
>cc
>bottom of the "usefulness list"
Give me a break.

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>>169596239
is a shitter

>>169594652
I'm with you man, i'm a mage and cunts are always begging me for food or portals fuck them.
I charge for my services in dungeon in city in field.

>>169596481
>i'm a mage and
you are a useless cunt. everyone rolls mages. i can just ask the other mage in the group for water. you're probably undead shitter too

rogues master race

>>169596260
>>169596318
Its ok I'll take one of the other 100 rogues who realizes their limited viability and is happy to open chests or doors for their spot in the group
Or I won't and I'll take someone else. All the group loses out on is either not needing a key/engineer for something or a green from a chest. A mage provides plenty of both CC and dps plus food/water!

>>169596614
>asking them for water as a rogue
not to bright are you?
but i expected this from a rogue

>>169596696
you'l be paying me per sheep and per cast for conjour food fag

If you are
>Mage
>Rogue
>DPS warrior
>Hunter

You are LITERALLY the bottom of the food chain and have no right to speak about anything, be glad we don't replace you with one of the one million identical copies of you.

>>169596972
Sounds like a warrior upset that a hunter's pet can tank better than him, lmao kid

>>169596891
You're in the same boat as the rogue lol I'll just take another one of the 500 mages that need their preraid

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>be a horde subhuman nigger
>90% of your faction is copy paste undead male china farmers
>only guild you have in top 10 on realmplayers is fucking china
>literally get 5 capped every single BG
>gets so bad you have to literally mug random alliance going to BRD for honor

>>169593368
>Dads gets fucked in the ass every time he whimpers about loot

>>169597114
/kick lmao

>>169597317
Roll a qt gnome.

>>169597114
>S-sure idc if dal'rend is reserved... I'll just roll on truestrikes...!
>Oh they are too.... Yeah that warrior probably needs them more haha... As long as I can roll on painweaver...
>Oh.... I don't have devilsaur yet so I'll just roll on the blademaster legs if thats okay

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>>169593368
enjoy 8 months of this

>>169594118
this

maybe someone has the uncropped version but we will probably never see it because she'd instantly know who posted it and block them
so just ignore that picture

Wheres the best place to sell my account - 60 mage 100% riding, rank 8, pre raid bis

Selling it cheap, I'm done with wow - $65

>>169593368
I don't get it really, melee has absolutely no incentive outside of muh raid attendance to even step into MC nowadays.
More than half the gear any melee would want is literally not in game yet.
Similarily for Hunters.

anyone who isn't a druid is a fucking normie. druids are the only class you can have a guild exclusively of and still do raid content. druids do every roll and can do them well.

>>169598183
>druid "dps"
>druid "healing"
>druid "tanking" in raids
lmao

>>169598183
Sure you're not talking about paladins?

>>169598249
sorry you rolled a shit class that can't adapt to any situation

>>169598363
>restoshit thinks he can "adapt" in any way
L M A O
M
A
O

>>169598363
>jack of all trades
>master of none
Enjoy being mediocre.

If you're an attention-whoring faggot from MoH who sits outside IF AH talking in /s; fucking kill yourself.

Nobody wants to read the stupid fucking bullshit you children are typing. Talk in /g or make a fucking group.

>>169598363
Druids can adapt to be a shit tank, shit healer or shit dps. Truly marvelous.

>>169598582
>>169598423
>>169598450
sorry i can't hear you over my innervate and battle res? how many of you faggots can do that?

>>169598723
None we have token druid niggers for that.
And they're grateful someone invites them.

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>want to roll druid everyone shits on them
>want to date my best friend she fucking hates me
FUCK THIS LIFE

guys, this game is fucking boring on weekdays

let's shitpost on the Elysium subreddit

can someone make a
>faces of Elysium
thread?

>>169595552
shouldn't it be the other way around to revive the dead server?

>>169598582
Druids are fine for tanking all the content that is released in the game right now.

>>169599136
>literal mana sponge
>fine for tanking
ok

>come stocked to MoH MC night with GFPPs and Restorative Potions
>no invite in spite of repeated whispers to RL
>priest officer whispers "you had consumables right"
>FINALLY my preparation pays off
>"could you give them to [his friend], he didn't have time to farm"
>reply "i don't think i'm ok with this man, i need them myself"
>"looks like we can't take you for this one"
>paladin officer chimes in "it's for the good of the guild, do you want to be a troublemaker?"
>no consumables
>no raid
I'VE HAD ENOUGH. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>come stoked to MoH MC night without any consumables
>get invited in first batch
>nobody gives a shit if i use them or not
>someone gives me greater fire prot potions
>wipe on magmadar
>1shot every other boss

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>>169599204
lmao, MoH anon here

i came unprepared and people just kept giving me their consumables

pays to pretend to be a cute grill :3

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>>169599204
>>169599342

>>169599403
You can always join pupper pals.

>>169599042
Druid is great, people are right they are jack of all trades master of none.

Not many people roll so you're more likely to get raid spots

Tank 5 man's

Stealth is useful for avoiding pvp and for some quests

Almost 0 downtime questing (not 1-20)

you will never be top dps / healing, but if you're not a minmaxxing faggot you'll have fun

>>169599507
>join a dead server
no

>>169599342
>>169599204
>>169599403

I know this is just shitposting but honestly why would anyone join a 4chan guild if you can't roll for loot or even worse, don't get invited to raids?

>>169599752
But only Warriors have their loot centrally managed, every other class rolls.
Mostly because MC loot is fucking SHIT in this patch

>>169599687
>druid
>have fun
you'll be a miserable creature and the butt of all jokes.
just don't play a fucking druid. don't fall for this "but druids are ok!" bullshit. it's a lie.

>>169599856
Why is warrior loot centrally managed when the loot altering patch comes out in 4 months?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ElysiumProject/comments/5wi1po/faces_of_elysium/

Come on lads, don't be scared to show your face, you aren't some 300lbs neckbeard right? We're all handsome here right?

>>169600056
Because the tank parts are not for free roll.
Everything else however is.

>>169600217
That's not funny at all m8.

>>169600217
kek

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>>169600217
I'd do it but I don't know how to post on leddit.

>>169599687
how do i make my best friend fall in love with me?

>>169600672
Don't play a druid.

2.350 online at zeth during EU peak. I told you nerds it isn't dead.

>>169600217
holy shit that lvl13 priest

GET HIM, MADTI

>>169600279
>everything else
AKA nothing

>>169597317
>still higher rank than (you)

If anyone on Elysium alliance side, can head over to the BB portal in Gnomeregan and wipe the group that's about to head through that'd be great.

Deadly or instant poison?

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>>169600217
Would you let Axtor heal you?

>>169597890
>>169597114
I just made a Rend run for shits and giggles that had truestrike AND mainhand reserved

4 rogue whispers instantly regardless, assembled a whole group in 3 minutes, left immediately, didn't even plan to run

rogue cucks are so cute when they think they get a say in these things. I can do whatever the fuck i want and get a group in 10 seconds while you stupid dps cucks are lapping up the scraps i leave to you.

I'm gonna run strat ud next with the cape reserved and then "forget" to do unforgiven, fucking cucks.

gimme a quick rundown on the soviet situation

is elysium done?

was nost right after all?

will private servers always be the purest form of autism?

run me down boys

>>169602846
Even if Vitaliy is corrupt and selling unbans under the table. What does it matter?

There are no better alternatives when it comes to Vanilla WoW.

inb4 Kronocucks

Is l-lumi still o-on?...

What's the absolute worst fucking quest in vanilla? I'm thinking either Samophlange or Encrusted Tail Fins.

>>169603751
The entire Horde Onyxia attunment quest. It's mostly the fact the Alliance get a free pass on that bullshit.

>>169603751
Im thinking Counterattack in southern barrens
Had a harder time with that then i did with Salty Scorpid venom in shimmering flats.

>>169603989
how?

>>169599967
>Letting what other people think affect your happiness

Stay depressed senpai

>>169602356
I bet you were bullied in high school.

>>169604114
https://www.engadget.com/2012/07/20/wow-archivist-the-most-painful-attunement-of-all/

>>169603751
Theramore Spies

>>169604563
It's easy if you get ShaguDB, which can show you literally the spawn point of every single creature in the game on your map.

>>169604061
Counterattack indeed is a fucking shit quest due to how badly it's designed

>>169603751
Encrusted Tail Fins, nothing else compares.

No matter how bad your quest is, just remember that it isn't
>an underwater quest
>a stv quest
>an elite group quest
>an item gathering quest without 100% droprates or group loot
>an item gathering quest with only like 6 mobs that take 10 minutes to respawn
>a quest with no meaningful reward or followup