Mass Effect General - /meg/

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First best girl.

Apologies to the triggered anon from the last thread, but it must be done.

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tali

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>>169562063
>husbandos
>me3 tranny Ashley

Holy shit.

>169562273
Suitrat spy isn't the best waifu

>>169562063
nor is Turian Tom Hanks the best husbando

is this /bundes/?

Where were you when even Bioware realized the Quarians were a mistake and excluded them from further Mass Effect games?

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>>169563223

Yes this is where we discuss the bundesliga, otherwise known as bayernwinslol

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>>169563223
Yes, what team does you're waifu support?

>>169564368

>bandwagoning the meme team

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Vetra a shit

>>169564484
They are /ourguys/, too bad they choked the winstreak

Is it best to pick up the whole crew in ME2 and then do loyalty shit, or loyalties as they pop up? It's been 4 years since I've last played this. Forget exactly what is time sensitive, but I know there is a deadline at some point.

>>169565832

As long as you do all the loyalty missions before the reaper IFF mission you're food iirc

>>169565973

i mean you're good*

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>>169565973
>>169566016

Thanks anon.

>>169566365

nice orange transparent chainsaw

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>>169566365
>tattoos
>tattoos about video games
>tattoos about a video game character

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>>169566804
>stupid shit they put on their body affects you

>>169566997
>implying I implied that it affected me in any way

I promise you in 10 years she going to start regretting her decision.

>>169567273
>her

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Night lads :3

>tfw can't post a comfy ME image because no matter what it is, I'll get called a subhuman

>>169569820
Night lad, should've posted on anyway

>>169569820

'night anon.

Where's the HYPE for Andromeda?

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Come to bed, CAPTAIN

>>169570554
>HYPE
Yeah, about that...

>>169570654
It will be 10/10 GOTY masterpiece. How can you not be hyped?

>>169570678

There's still almost a month until it comes out, wait until the last week before you get all autistic over it.

>>169566365
>tfw it hasn't arrived yet

hurry the fuck up mailman

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>>169570564
Get out before I execute you, freak.

>>169570736
>not being hyped
>not experiencing emotions
You're the autistic one

>>169570564
ashley is physically sickening

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>>169570564

>>169571398
That's not nice

I want to cuddle a femtur!

>>169570554
I'm HYPE. Trying to raise $160 before it comes out.

>>169570554
We are to cynical

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>>169571430
...sorry.

/meg/ has negatively molded me.

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Identify her erogenous zones.

>>169572050
No.

>>169572050
Thighs and scalp

>>169572050
Between the eyes. Best massaged with a 9mm penetrator.

>>169572050
Any places with soft tissue would be her erogenous zones. Primarily her filthy cloaca.

>>169572050
Just start rubbing and find out yourself

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>>169572050
Identify his erogenous zones

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>>169572050
In a gas chamber.

>>169572564
Stomach and saggy chin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4pqgBw_exw

>>169572564
Quad.

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>>169573174
Why would you post this. I didn't ask to feel this today.

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>>169573220

> yfw Drack is a quint

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>>169573174
f-fuck

didn't need feels tonight

>tfw no muscular fem-angaran gf

Why, lads?

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>9

Why dag hates meg so much? I can't post a single post mentioning ME there and they tell me to btfo to meg.

>>169575339
You know how when a family has two kids, and the parents love one of them more and the other one knows it?

anyone else planning to make their ryder look like shepard

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>>169575553
I plan to make Ryder look like Octavio again

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>>169575553
Waiting for the celebrity face codes desu.

Why do we exist lads?

>>169575809
Why did this start playing in my head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI

>>169575445
kek good analogy

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>>169576490
do we actually exist?

>>169576490
vidya waifus

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Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that she'll want a hug and a peck on the mandible in return

>>169577487
fuck off back to turkey

>>169577487
That sounds fair.

>>169573174
god fucking damnit

>>169577528
What are the odds the original roach died in the coup purge/terrorist attacks?

>>169577487
I ain't gettin no space AIDS.

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>>169577667
hopefully

>>169577487
Why is she wearing an apron over her armor?

>>169578020
She does the baking herself, and doesn't notice she kept the apron because she has armor on.

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>>169563223
You need to leave.

>>169576603
To crush our enemies,
see them driven before us...
and to hear the lamentation
of their women.

>>169578736
...you okay?

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>>169578835
getting ready for work

>>169578835
He's attention whoring and trying to build himself some sort of an e-persona on an anonymous imageboard.

Do you even need to ask?

>>169578908
>trying
already established you must be new here, but haven't really posted with trip for quite some time.

>>169578736

Western German is a woman.

Did you feel that, you cunt? The punch in the gut? Have you lost your breath?

>>169578736
Oh sorry, is this /epl/?

>>169578020
Turians love their armor

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>>169579149
rude, no bratwurst for you.

>>169579178
it's /Kreisliga/

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>>169579149

You are not misgendering him by calling him a woman, so it is not effective. You must call him a man. That would really sting, since there are none left in Germany

>>169577487
No because Dextro Food tastes terrible

>>169579769
Also lethal

>>169579927
No?

>>169577819
Couldn't catch it from her anyways. Different amino acid, remember. That's why you actually couldn't contract Tali with anything.

>>169579927
it wouldn't kill you
have fun heaving it out and being deathly sick for a day though

>>169580076
Oh, nevermind. Remember wrong

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So what's the consensus on the buying the game deal?

CDkeys is the way to go? What about the deluxe edition DLC?

>>169580475
The "not happening, not even pirating" deal

>>169580118
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-amino_acid

>>169580120
It'd just pass through you while giving no nutrition, you idiot

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>>169580557
You're the best y know that?

>>169579769
How'd we know it would taste terrible?

>>169580579
JUST played through 2

bartender mentioned how a krogan drank a liquefied turian and it fucked up his insides

pretty sure mordin mentioned how fucking a different amino acid can cause certain side effects too

>>169580670
How would we know it tastes good?

How do we know anything, dude.

>>169580764
Mordin says it's an allergic reaction and may cause anaphalytic shock did he not?

>when he tells you he's not interested in you
Ouch Doc.

>>169580773
Well then , gotta try the cookie

>>169580764
Yeah and actual science says it's all bullshit.

>>169580764
>>169580913

Dextro/Amino acids in real life won't kill you.

If they did, then eating mint would be toxic to humans since it has D-amino acids.

>>169581159
>>169581196
I assumed we were talking within mass effect game lore/science

because you know
this is the mass effect general

>>169562063
what an embarrassing OP

>>169562273
>>169562325
no gypsi trash in MEA, go with the time, faggot.

>>169581287
And basic science and biology still applies to Mass Effect all the same.

>>169577487
Depends, are they peanut butter flavoured?

>>169580913
Why does this game assume that just because I talk to people I want to bang them?

Seriously.

>>169581648
Maybe I wanted to bang Mordin, you don't know.

I heard Andromeda will have a flat out "Let's Flirt" Dialogue Prompt which should help make things more clear and not get stealth romanced like Steve, Ashley and the rest.

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>>169575809

>>169582319
What accent was that?

>>169582374
Googling says it's supposed to be Afrikaner.

>>169572564

Beneath his gut and above his sheathed schlong.

>>169577303

Put Joe in Mass Effect NOW! He's got a good head shape.

>>169582374

A terrible attempt at South African. Blisk from Titanfall 2 is way better.
>https://youtu.be/MQWBcwjevvI

>>169582906
>>169582409
Sheesh, they weren't even trying

>>169579638
>He doesn't sitzpinkle

That's just uncivilized

>>169584512

Is this a reference to something?

>>169584570
>The priestess of Andraste before shit hit the fan and all her sisters had been slaughtered by Timotikeris' minions.
>Don't understand a word I say? Nevermind this Mass Effect AU mostly only exists in my head xd

>>169584957

So, it's Dragon Age related?

>>169585387

Could be, I didn't see anything conclusive one way or another.

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Morning guys

Mark Meer or Jennifer Hale?

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>>169586359

Good day.

>>169586661
Hale

>>169586661
Meer, any day of any week of any year.

>>169586661
Personally I feel femshep is better for paragon in ME1&2, then in 3 they let Meer off the chain and he shows a really emotional good range rather than Hale's angry lesbian whisper

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>>169586661
Meer master race

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Imagine Hale saying "we'll bang, okay?"

>>169579638
I end up taking a book with me to the bathroom and reading like atleast 5-10 pages so I sit.

What is up with daily Mass Effect shitpost threads on /v/? People photoshopping images and making one of Bioware?

Are those EA shills ironically shitposting about their own game to create hype or just /v/ being /v/?

>>169586975
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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PeeBee is cute! :3

>>169580475
I'm getting the deluxe edition I want the pyjak. Because nothing says "responsible pathfinder" like risking introducing new fauna to an entirely new galaxy

>>169587106
*FUN of bioware* Typing error

>>169587134
What's with the low boobs?

>>169562063
>to intelegent
>discus

/meg/ was a mistake.

>>169587204

I can only hope we have more interaction with it than we got with the robo-dog in ME3, where it just wanders around the cargo bay doing nothing.

>>169587204
Well you could argue that simply walking on a planet contaminates it so you're good to go my man.

>>169587260
That's how women think boobs work.

Pfffft. What do they know?

>>169587260
bioware can't into modelling women, either bodies faces or personalites

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I had a dream about Andromeda
>you can have every squadmate at once, but only two are directly controlled, everyone else is walking turrets
>you can also give them any gun category you want
>cover movement from ME3 is back, as I was flipping between two multi-colored crates
>all the enemies I killed were batarian
>my guy looked like Jacob for some reason
>the first map was this weird industrial refinery place, kinda looked like Operation Firestorm from Battlefield 3/4
>but then it kinda morphed into this weird snow place, like that one ME3 multiplayer map on Noveria, same building design and everything except it was a long catwalk
>Klexin and Harvesters are back
>a Harvester is available as one of those uncontrollable turrets
>then, when the mission was done, it turns out it was simply a random arena mission thing, and I hadn't even started the campaign
>later, I went on /meg/, and inbetween lewd posts, were people freaking out about how good it is
Are sleeping pills supposed to cause weird dreams?

>>169587204
The arks/nexus are also bringing a butt-load of plant life with them to Andromeda, so that's going to be a problem regardless.

>>169587316

I imagine before going into stasis you'd be sterilized properly to avoid spreading germs to every new species you meet.

>>169587376

> a Harvester is available as one of those uncontrollable turrets

I wish.

>>169586661
Meer, his voice is more soothing than Hale's angsty lesbianese.

Speaking of which, why do female player characters all sound like eternally sarcastic lesbian cunts?

>>169587596
Because BioWare thinks that is how strong female characters sound like.

>>169587596
I think diplomatic fem-Hawke sounds smooth and kind, but that's just me.

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Roll.

>>169587426
But anon something something butterfly effect

>>169587781
Stop

So apparently whatever Ryder kid we choose, the other sibling will just be out of the mission doing something else?

So they're back in the milky way, right? Not on the Ship at all? It's pretty terrible, knowingly leaving a sibling/child to go exploring when you'll never come back. It'd be even worse if it turns out mom-Ryder is dead/also on the mission.

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>>169587516
So do I. Damn dreams, fucking me up man.

>>169587725
BioWare are ironically shitting on the agendas they're supposed to be promoting.

>>169587762
I agree, but that's both Hawkes, due to the way the weird Diplomatic/Mischievous/Aggressive dialogue is, how it changes your characters whole voice.

>>169587781
Do not tempt me with infidelity! I must remain pure, for my waifu.

>>169587932
No, they will be in Andromeda with you. However, they're a cripple now, so you can't take them off-ship / off-Ark.

>>169587932

Have you done any kind of research? The entire family leaves, while the mother's dead or something.

>>169588156
>>169588215

I'd heard that whole 'they become a cripple' thing, but then there's walters' quote "And they both exist in the game world at the same time. So if you're playing as the sister Ryder, female Ryder, your brother is somewhere in the universe."

"somewhere out there" implies that hes not on the mission, right? Do we even know if any of that cripple stuff is confirmed?

>>169587781
Rolling for hanar.

>>169587781
rolllllllllll

>>169588730
I'm just regurgitating what I heard. It's something like Fallout 4: the gender you don't play as is your spouse.
"Somewhere out there" might mean they're on the Akr/Nexus, or lost like dear old Papa Ryder.

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> Same can send electrical signals through the neural pathways of its 'host' which the body perceives as its own

What's the bet this AI goes rogue, huh?

>>169588930
*Sam, woops

>>169588930
>connecting an AI directly to your nervous system
Remember when Javik was talking about the Zha'til? How they took over their hosts and turned them into cybernetic monsters who were barely alive? Yeah.

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Red sand is a helluva drug.

>>169588930
I'm imagining a group of pathfinders with missing limbs and grave wounds stuck in some hellhole combat zone.
One by one they die, and SAM is more often than not able to take over tge corpses to fight till the meat falls apart after being riddled with bullets.

>>169590182

That's fucking brutal.

I really hope they do something with this whole AI implant thing, it's got potential to be really creepy, and also to surprise people who expect SAM to be EDI 2.0

>>169590182
>inb4 daddy ryder is a final boss saren style

they gonna do it, i fucking know it

Those of you who waifu Vetra, probably prefer men. She is taller than anyone else in game and has an extremely masculine character

>>169590884
I just can't find anyone in MEA attractive.

I think I'll do the same like I did in the Witcher and stay alone throughout

>>169590884
...And? What's wrong with liking men? I'm not even a Vetrafag, but what's your deal?

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>>169591028
>he couldn't find anyone attractive in witcher

are you perhaps GAY?

>>169587260
Sera

>>169591197
If he was gay, then he would like Geralt. He just has really low Perception.

>>169591197
No that's not what I meant, I meant I'll play a lonely char like I did in the Witcher

AND that I don't find anyone attractive in MEA

I "romanced" Shani, but you know how that goes

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>>169591543
>judging beauty on appearance alone
Ahem.

>>169592231
>dating space rats

fuck off cancer

>>169592231
I romanced Jack, although if I'm being completely honest it's cause she vaguely looks like Audrey Hepburn

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>>169592361
Cancer never leaves, not really. It's always a part of you, even after it's "cured."

>>169592430
>liking Audrey
*Trump saying wrong*

>>169592361
>not dating best girl

fuck off cancer

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If I buy the physical Deluxe Edition on Amazon could I digitally upgrade to the Super Deluxe Edition on PS4 once the game is out?

>>169592576
>not liking Audrey Hepburn
I'm going to kill the shit out of tali

>>169592576
>tali as batgirl
did someone misgender her pronouns? fuckin' christ.

>>169592643
You don't have any reason to upgrade it to Super Deluxe.

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>Romanced Liara because she has the same VA as Lightning from FFXIII

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>>169593140
Her VA is terrible and pretty much kills the character.

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>>169592749
4u

>>169592662
>liking the overrated emotional attentionwhore who ruins shows with her "lol so edgy" personality and cliched acting

>>169593140
>romanced Liara
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>169593219
Her VA adds to the theory of Liara being autism.

>>169587781
role

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>>169592803
>and will never die
Time is a hell of a thing

>>169592643
No. Why are you even asking this again today, the game isn't out yet and if you have a preorder at amazon you can just cancel it.

>>169592757
Sure I do, you presumptuous dong. I can get the Deluxe Edition for free with a gift card, and I want the MP packs that come with the Super Deluxe Edition, so it will only cost me $30.

>>169593304
>who ruins shows
Nigga what?

>>169593369
Why the hell would I cancel it? I want the physical edition, but Amazon doesn't have it. So I want to know if I can get the physical Deluxe and upgrade digitally to Super Deluxe.

>>169593382
If you are so inclined on giving EA your money, then yes, you could do it with ME3 so i presume you can do it with MEA

>>169593140
I get that, I romanced jack because she has the same VA as Damsel from vtmb

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>>169593329
Not if you're a self-inserting headcanoning fanfiction-writing ginormous faggot. Like me.

>>169593486
I don't like her. Only reason Parks & Rec was around for so long is because every other character carried it. Only normies and plebs like her.

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>>169593703
>Parks & Rec
I said Audrey Hepburn you illiterate nigger not Aubrey plaza

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>>169593703
>Parks and Rec
As a fellow talifag replaying me2 and having a literal REEE in my head when i think about romancing anyone else, PLEASE don't make us all look like uncultured swine.

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>>169593910
Oh. Whoops, wrong person. Sorry.

>>169593951
I'm trying my best here, fuck off.

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>>169594390
Pleb

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Why are Bioware like this? Why don't they keep their artistic integrity and make models the way they want/used to, instead of making them ugly as hell just to please the professionally offended ?

Don't they realize that these people are the minority of their game's fan base? Don't they realize that they alienate the large majority of fans who don't want to have ugly squad mate females or protagonists?

Why aren't they like the pollacks and simply don't give a fuck what people say and make beautiful models despite knowing that SJW will come after them?

I hope the game has good char customization because the default female looks bad, peebee looks bad and cora looks..meh + edgy new haircut.

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>>169594494
What for now? Because I apologized?

>>169594531
Because they're alt-lefters. People these days care too much for what others think.

>>169594742
>>169594390
Lurk more

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Carbon/boronnitride nanotube-reinforced polymer undersuit, covered with titanium-ceramic plates.

I want more technobabble from Bioware. That's one of the things I love about the first game, all the explanations about everything. Why incendiary rounds burn, why polonium rounds should really be banned, all the shit in the codex.

>>169595001
I'm guessing most people completely ignored the codex

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>>169594742
Sure why not

Also that isn't Rannoch

>>169595001
>I want more technobabble from Bioware

you are the reason we got "the readings are off the chart, reaaally of the chart" line

>>169595156

You're not making sense.

>>169595001

why are ryders legs so fucking small compared to his head/chest?

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>>169592231
>talicancer barging in, insisting about nonsense like "inner beauty"

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>>169594793
Nah I'm good.

>>169595141
Could be the southern continent, or winter time.

>>169596436
Mirandafag detected.

Has anyone ever made some kind of mod to let you edit your appearance mid-game for me2?

>>169587781
rolling

>>169597379
Yeah, it's called Gibbed's Save Editor.

>>169595001
>ME2
>incediary ammo burns
>Overload damages shields and synthetic enemies

Gee, that's interesting.

>>169597581
Yeah i know but i was thinking to actually boot up char creation with the sliders and all.

>>169597673
Nothing like that is available. Here's the best way I know of:
>launch Gibbed
>delete char's headmorph
>start a new game
>create face
>export from new char to the old char

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>mfw no quarians in Andromeda

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>>169598334
>mfw no Chobot or Kai Leng in Andromeda

>>169598334

Why the hell would the Quarians go to the ass end of nowhere? in their current state they can't colonize planets, and there's no way to send any new resources back to the milky way galaxy, at least not without taking hundreds of years. Going on what is basically a purely exploration + colonization based mission would be pointless to them.

>>169598163
too bad ME2 has 30 minutes of unskippable shit to get to CC.

>>169598705
Liam looks like a woman

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>>169598705
*dry heave*

>>169598861
Their story is over and done with, same as the geth. Unfortunately, the krogan's story is also done, but BioWare seems to have missed that memo.

>>169598869
30 minutes of becoming Space Jesus. Seriously, what a pointless endeavor to retcon Shep into working for Cerberus. They could've accomplished it a hundred different ways, yet they chose the worst way.

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>>169592430
Actually, she is based on Sophia Loren.

>>169599185
They could have just had Shepard actually "die" in the Citadel Tower in me1 instead of having the fake out. It's more believable that they could somehow revive him after being crushed by some rubble rather than falling from space and burning up in the atmosphere.

I guess they didn't have the foresight at the time of ME1 though.

>>169598861
One of the devs hinted at something, saying "Ryder may be their only hope, didn't you think about that?". If they are in Andromeda, it will probably be a small group who managed to get the necessary resources to leave the Flotilla hoping to find a new planet where they could live and grow stronger again.

Maybe they don't even have cryo sleep, but let the generations born on board of their "ark" take care of everything, literally a "only the children of my children of my children etc. will see our new home" situation.

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>>169599186
I highly doubt that

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>>169599474
I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere, perhaps on the artbook. You can't deny they are pretty similar.

>>169599368
But then you wouldn't get to work for the edgy and super cool and super strong Cerberus who defeats all the evil aliens!

All joking aside, yeah that would be better. Fortunately the ME1 devs were more concerned with making the game good, rather than planning for a sequel.

>>169599464
Would have to be some kind of splinter group. Even then, it'd be weird to retcon them in, as nobody mentions such a group among the quarians.

>>169587781
I'm a pathetic disappointment.

>>169587781

Fuck yeah, dude.

I hate batarians so god damn much.

>>169600437

I just really love those memes!

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why has Mass Effect better facial animations than MEA?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/mass-effect-andromeda-is-totally-softcore-space-porn-says-developer-6475666/

Thoughts? I was already sold, but this.

>>169600531
too bad all the chicks are FUCKING UGLY!

>>169600531
No pirate unless there is lesbo rape

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>>169600518

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>>169599849
>You can't deny they are pretty similar
You can't deny she also looks similar to A.H.

Ill admit, they do look similar, but she was modeled after someone else(the woman no posted), and I've never heard any mention of Sophia Loren when talking about Jack's appearance

>>169600518
jeebus fug, Liara was so fucking adorable in ME1

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>>169600462
Guddamn good meems, ain'tit?

>>169600728
I've seen some uglee shit in mah time, but tha's the uglies' beast I've ever seen.

>>169600518

They're okay. Had some gems, but they were generally the same half-assed Bioware animations.

>>169600906

I meant it ironically. Are calibrations next?

>>169600964
yes, but I expected to see some improvement after 10 years.
hell, they use the frostbite engine, Dice is able to make really good facial animations with it.
THEY HAD 5 YEARS TO MAKE THIS SHIT LOOK GOOD
but no, its gonna be full of bugs at release. wtf were they doing all the time. surely they didnt work on the fucking story.

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>>169600581
this desu
Like good fucking god, there's a difference between making characters look realistic and making them look downright god damn ugly.

>>169601176

Changing the engine doesn't magically make the animations better. DICE made really good facial animations because they mo-cap all of them.

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>>169601090
Nah, they ain't. 'Nless you wan' it.

SCOPED AND DROPPED

>>169601253
ah ok, so mo-cap wanst in the budget or what are you trying to tell me?
>Changing the engine doesn't magically make the animations better.
this is such a fucking retarded statement.

>>169600728
I wanna fugg that chinky bitch

>>169601405

Mo-capping every single line of dialogue would take way too fucking long.

>>169601405
It really doesn't. Animations are animations, m8. Only difference is how they are implemented.

>>169601497
what? no it wouldnt.

>>169601597
yeah but I expect them to do better animations with frostbite than with the UE. otherwise whats the point of switching.

>>169601773

Yes, it would. Mo-capping is more than just 'make a face, there, it's done'. There's work besides what the actor does.

>>169601773
UE4 probably has a lot more technical support, and more people - especially newer people - are already more or less trained on it.
It's cheap, it's flexible, and you don't have to train people from the bottom to top as much.
UE4 is a REALLY powerful engine.

>>169602063
Also this. You need to rig the face model a specific way and also requires a lot of refining after the animation is done. It's not a one and done thing.

>>169602063
they had 5 years, dont tell me its not possible, its just lazy. also mo-cap is a seperate department, you dont need to take people away from other departments. its just embarrassing not having mo-cap in the year 2017. we are talking about an AAA studio here, not some indi studio.

>>169577487
Is she trying to pay me with cookies to make out with her? I need no cookies for that[/spoilers]

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>>169602541
you have no idea what you're talking about, stop posting retard

>>169602636
2000 called, they want to have their animations back. have some fucking standards fuckface

>>169587781
Waifurolllll

I hope Jaal likes women.

>Andromeda's rating description changed from partial nudity to full nudity

Krogan cock confirmed

That feel when you want to start a new character but can't decide on history.

>>169603982
Ass.

What you described would earn an explicit rating

WHAT THE FUCK BIOWARE?! WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE NO QUARIANS. FUCKING


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i just want to have muh purple bitches what the fucking fuck

>>169603982

I just want a far-away shot of Cora riding Scott, with the camera viewing her back and ass.

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>>169604663
>Quarians
>Purple

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>>169604663
Thank you Bioware!

>>169604663
Probably because they weren't a citadel species, but neither are the krogan, so yeah, what the heck Bioware.

>>169603982
Inquisition was 'nudity' too, and still only showed bare tits and ass. Sorry bud, no alien genits this game.

Elcor, Volus and Hanar are citadel races but aren't in the game..

>>169605550
so?

>>169605223
Because of this >>169598861

Also Krogan are probably only being brought along because they're the most suitable as proper heavy ground forces in case the initiative team runs into trouble, or it could be because they can easily explore potentially toxic worlds for resources, or even just brought along to help with the labour needed to build these colonial settlements. Regardless, they only brought one clan along anyway.

>>169599185
>the quarians/krogans story is also done
Except take off of the Andromeda Intiative takes place BEFORE the events of ME3.

>>169606218
> Drack and the rest of his clan will go through andromeda thinking that the genophage would never be cured

Harsh

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Why is Liara more attractive than the person she was modeled after..shouldn't it be the opposite?

>>169606591
>implying it was

>>169606591
And they'd be right because it was never cured.

>>169606842
Asari are supposed to be unrealistically attractive x100.

So take a model that most people won't be able to compare to irl and then apply that to a race where she would be a 6/10

No one wanted the krogan back. No one wanted those fucking rapists.

>>169606894
>>169606908

There's no consequences to the end of ME3, you might as well just cure them for the warm fuzzy feeling then just headcanon that it all worked out somehow.

>>169606842
It IS the opposite. You just have warped taste.

>>169607120
>Krogan
>Rapey

The most rapey race in ME are ironically humans

>>169607132
Wreav wants revenge if you cure it

>>169605980
>shock troops

The andromeda initiative is so few in number that their only hope to win conflicts would be utter technological and strategic superiority. Having a, well let's be generous and say, a few thousand "shock troops" is worth next to nothing when your intent is the colonisation of entire planets. Add on top of that their low fertility rates and violent tendencies and you have what must be the worst race in ME for colonialism. Batarian would be a fucking better choice.

No one wanted the batarians back. No one wanted those fucking rapists.

>>169607132
You're the reason why mea won't have hard choices and will instead always have an easy way out that leaves you with a "fuzzy feeling". Blowing wrex's brains out felt awful but it's a thousand times better then pretending "oh I'm sure this time won't be like all of the other times, this time it will work out :3".

>>169587781
rollllllllllllllll

>>169607768
I've heard there will be hard choices. There will be times where no matter what you pick you just lose.

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>>169607043
>Asari are supposed to be unrealistically attractive x100.

Any info about MP "beta"?

>>169607043
That wasn't true even in the original trilogy.

>>169607414
Who the fuck is Wreav?

>>169610142
For the dummies who killed Wrex, he's the replacement character, just like if mordin dies in me2 there's another salarian to help you cure the genophage

>>169610383
>playing through the game without wrex and mordin

Literally there would be nothing good left, can't believe niggas do this

No one wanted the femturs back. No one wanted those fucking rapists.

>>169610518
>femturs
>rapists

were you dropped on your head?

No one wanted humans back. No one wanted those fucking rapists.

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No one wanted another Mass Effect by EA.

>>169587106
Just /v/ having fun.

Is there some kind of bonus for having previous games several files in the system? I'm deciding on getting MEA for xbone or PC. I played all mass effect games on Xbox 360 and I currently have all my save files on my xbone, but I also own all the trilogy on PC (without DLC) on origin. What should I do?

>>169611106
Save files*

Fucking phone keyboard

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>>169593659
I was very happy that Nora's VA in Fallout 4 was Jack's, but then her performance ended up being shit.

>>169611106
delete Origin
download everything for free
dont be that goy
also
>phoneposter
kys my man

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>>169610950
yes they did

>>169610610
>implying the female turian garrison commanders during the First Contact War DIDN'T have the most beta males of Shanxi rounded up and sent back to their quarters for cuddling

>>169607434
>Ben Kuchera

>>169611106
There's no save file connection between ME:A and the other three games as far as we know.

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>>169600531
Yeah but can you fuck aliens as Scott?

>>169603359
I hope Jaal swings both ways.

>>169611971
Would Angara have nipples?

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>>169562063

who else here felt like crying when they heard the full nudity news

based bioware

>>169611348
You can only do so much with Fallout 4's material.

>>169612078
Do the Female Angara have tits?

If so then I would say yes.

>>169612628
Do asari have nipples?

>>169612776
Most likely. Why else would they have breasts?

>>169587260
They're big and heavy.

>>169612867
Because they were designed as a fanservice species with not much biology in mind.

>>169570564
fucks sake she's hot and she's not wrong about the aliens you all can fuck yourselves

>>169592576
>>169593304
>tali as an action hero
>gets punched in the helmet once
>dies

>>169611685
Thanks for the info

>>169611971
*Male Aliens

>>169613085
Like Asari. Who have Nipples.

>>169613543
>this is what trump voters actually believe

>>169615231
Mod to replace that Terra Firma guy's lines in ME1 with Trump quotes when?

>>169615231
>>169616026
>le Trump is racist meme
show me one racist quote from him and I transfer you 1000$

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>>169616156
do enemies in the game shoot bacik or do they always just run infront of the player like bainless husks?

>>169616135
Who said anything about racism?

Shit nigga, you like them christian dawgs who get all angry when someone hates on homophobes even though religion wasn't even mentioned.

>>169616337
Pre-Release Gameplay is probably recorded on easiest difficulty

>>169616669
then why do the weapons do absolutely no damage? are the enemies even more bulletspongey on higher difficulties?
do the enemies get smarter with higher difficulty.
hard to believe, I think thats the best they can do. In every other video the enemies were just as dumb, just running infront of the player.

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>resident Trumptard going through the fifth round of butt fluster

>>169616884
Shit man I dunno, it looks like the small burst in the webm takes a decent amount of health away

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>8 more years of pure butthurt from leftist cucks

>>169616669
nice goalpost moving faggot

>>169616908
>cant provide proof of claimed fact
>lol ur butthurt
lmao

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>>169600518
So damn adorable. Truly, the best waifu of them all. One thing that Bioware did right.

>>169616908
>larping leftard to bait some (you)s

>>169613543
what have you been telling the Russians lately

>>169616884
The PC Gamer preview guy said the guns feel like peashooters and all the enemies feel like bullet sponges unless you spam powers.

Does not inspire confidence in the gameplay. In ME3 the guns all felt powerful.

>>169592576
I really like Tali's ME3 outfit. Especially when she has a Wraith.