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Previous thread: >>169407086
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Claiming thread for best girl!
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old thread got knocked off just as I was about to post the link to the new one, fuck this
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>>169491802
Will you fuck Jaal wg?
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Cora a shit whore
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Vetra will be the only thing worth playing Andromeda for, calling it now
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>>169491617
PeeBee is cute! :3
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>>169492081

Shut up!
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>>169492203
PeeBee is beautiful!
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Sara is best girl!
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>>169492585
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>>169492721
>This somehow makes Bioware less shit at modeling
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>>169492108

Who has reach? Who has flexibility?
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>>169492721
For a second I thought you might want to make a point here, but seems like you don't.
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>>169491617
Replaying ME2. Who should I romance? Jack or Miranda?
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The Cerberus slut, aka Miranda Lawson.
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>>169492372
Those eyebrows are still there, they break the lore.
>>169492972
Jack if you're paragon, Miranda if renegade.
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>>169493049

Go on.
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>>169492972
Listen to you penis
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>>169492972
Tali
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>>169492972
Kelly.
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>>169493108
So asari had hair? What about the ancient murals on thessia showing them hairless?
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I want to read about Scott being spitroasted by Cora and PB's huge dongs.
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>>169493242
No one cares about the lore you nerd.

t. Bioware
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>>169493307
All in due time. Who knows, maybe MTs will even be referenced in the game.
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Who will you miss the most in Andromeda?
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>>169492081
Vetrafags should be gassed
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>>169493549
Liara :(
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>>169493549
Either Zaeed or Ash, I have a feeling we won't see characters like that again in a Bioware game.
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>>169493138
My penis is unreliable in this scenario because I usually romance Tali.

>>169493225
Kelly's a slag, who literally drools over your dick within the first 10 seconds of meeting you.

>>169493108
Sounds like a plan. Girl with the dragon tattoo it is.
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>>169493783
Your penis could KILL her
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>>169493783
your penis is very reliable in this scenario. continue listening
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>>169493783
>Girl with the dragon tattoo it is.
Good choice
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>choosing flatboard
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>>169493487

But will he nuzzle the musky bulges?
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>>169494030
Little tits are good too>>169494030
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>>169493549
>cereal ninja is on there
>Urdnot is on there
But why
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>>169494337
For homosexuals.
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What the fuck, Bill paxton died yesterday.
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>>169494124
Snorting Cora's cockmusk was a part of the training, she knows how to make males obey her. Peebee rubs her junk in your face for fun and to tease you.
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>>169493658
you may be right about ash
but zaeed will probably be the archetype of the antagonists considering his toxic masculinity
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I forget, I want my end game to be Liara but can I stop off in Jack during ME2 and still be good?
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>>169493549
Best girl
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Is this game going to be the death of Bioware?
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>>169494502
Yes
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>>169494523
i hope so
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>>169493873
Honestly that could be said about all of them but it would still be totally worth it

>>169493948
Already have a ME2/3 save with a Tali romance. I want to see what the big deal with these human females is.
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>>169494523
Yes

>>169494502
Yes, although I don't know why you'd do that to Jack

>>169494410
Who?
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>>169494502
Just go for the renegade quickie. Please don't hurt her.
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>>169494658
>Who?
Game over man, game over.
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>>169494815
She's a big girl
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>>169494830
Ooooh, I just looked him up

Sucks, I liked him in Hatfield's and McCoy's

>>169494908
You're a big faggot
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>>169495139
For you
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>>169494418

Oh, fuck. I bet Cora still grinds her shiny armored bulge in Scott's face just to remind him she's superior even if he's the Pathfinder.
>reloading thermal clips in several weapons
>Peebee rubs her junk in your face while keeping the enemies down
She needs to stop. She shouldn't stop.
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Fuck, I just saw Tali tell her squadmate to listen to her or go back to the ship and 10 love songs just started playing in my head.
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>>169494030
>tfw no pear shaped waifu with very small breasts but thick nipples, and thick hips, thighs and ass.
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>>169492972

Miranda will call you daddy while you eat the butt, so she's the only good option.
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The anon that wrote the story about Miranda wearing latex, have you written other stuff? Do you have stuff online? Feel like writing more (not necessarily latex)?
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>>169493623

How is it possible that the graphics look worse than ME3
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>>169496171

Jesus, she's a l*wd b*tch.
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So what do you think about the Jaal leaks?

>soulful, melancholic, but also curious and steamy LI
>his father was caught by the Kett, he tried to save him, but was tortured and nearly turned into a Kett
>this scarred him physically and psychologically, but he didn't lost his kindness and feels sympathetic towards Ryder's cause
>feels estrangered among his divided people apparently Kett = Angara who went through a painful transformation. The ones who don't want to follow them and the mad Archon are part of the Resistance
>Jaal joins the Initiative to better understand the new races
>his romance is a slow-burn one, but it's worth the effort. Most loyal and sweetest LI according to the leaker.
>his sex scene is also the hottest together with Cora's. The rating had to go up from "Partial Nudity" to "Full Nudity and Strong Sexual Content" because their scenes are greatly detailed
>he likes to cuddle
>always asks questions and is very respectful
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>>169496313
you should probably go play me3 again
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>>169496425
MEA looks worse than ME3 with texture mod.
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>>169496384
He's basically gonna be male ME1 Liara.
Good thing I'm choosing Sara
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>>169496384
>also it seems there will be the possibility to have a "non traditional marriage with him"

No idea if this all true, but he sounds ten times better than PB "I am edgy because my girlfriend dumped me" and Liam "I am the bro of the group, the power of friendship is gonna save us". It sounds like he might be somewhat important for the plot too.
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>>169493623

I don't get it. They say they try to make the characters faces more believable and grounded yet give them bodies like pic related
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>>169496313

They don't. Those textures are way better, even when compared to the renders the released for ME3.
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>>169496384
Sounds like a good husbando but there has to be a catch.
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>>169496608
>PB "I am edgy because my girlfriend dumped me"

explain
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The superior squad.
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>>169495426
I need this.
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>>169496769
I think she had a girlfriend she came to Andromeda with and was promptly dropped once they got there.
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>>169496809
>femryder and shitbee
>superior

No.
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>>169496897
cant really blame her
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>>169496247
That outfit will never cease to arouse me.
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>>169496769
One of the reviewers went to talk to PB. She mentions a girlfriend who came with her to Andromeda, but then dumped her. The reviewer pressed for more answers, but PB refuses to say more and "gets edgier".

If Ryder flirts with her, she jokes a little and offers them a drink, even though she is worried she will talk too much because "if I get drunk who knows what else might come out of my mouth". Basically she is a sort of edgier, more serious Sera who has a lot of girlfriend issues and felt betrayed.
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>>169495909
This is the best shape honestly, shame Bioware will just make one model per gender and race.
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>>169497097

It is the best. Especially with a thin, white, tight tanktop and booty shorts.
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>>169496697
An anon in the other thread speculated that the Archon might be Jaal's dad, but that would be hard to explain, since his father was allegedly kidnapped when the Katt already existed and their faction was already in motion.

If this is all true, then Jaal's loyalty quest will probably involve his father, who has become a random Kett soldier and can't even recognize his son. You will probably have to either kill him, spare him or perhaps let Jaal take care of it.

Also >>169485653

>the Angara are a religious race who deeply respects families and close-knit communities
>traditions and knowledge are passed on from father to children
>that big-ass scar on Jaal's left tentacle

Jaal had a hard life.
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I want to snuggle with Vetra!
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>>169492053
no.
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>>169497456

You get to cuddle with Vetra, as soon as I get to hug Cora from behind.
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>>169493623
good writers, animators etc
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>>169495426
>Ryder completes an important mission and Cora leads him to the public toilets on the Nexus and unzips her crotch for his "reward"
>Ryder has to eat out her ass and stroke her thick meat as a punishment if he fucks up
>Even though he's technically her superior everyone knows who's really in charge
>If he forgets she bullies him into submission with her musk alone

>Ryder asks PB for a condom and she puts one on him while she pounds his ass bareback
>Cora catches them and becomes best friends with PB
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>>169497723

Misquote?
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I can't wait to treat bioware's terrible characters like shit
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Vetra is the only squadmate who truly cares about you from the start.
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>>169497910
Jesus Christ what I'm I started with the whole "Cora is a tranny" mention.

Anyways isn't she much older than Dickryder? Is Bioware telling us to date tranny milfs?

>>169498179
Vetrafags are new talicancers
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>>169496479
And MEA with texture mods that don't have to account for console limitations will look better again, what's your point?
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I think Cora has a cute face and I like hair. I do wonder how they'll make her have a terrible personality.
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>>169498228
It is by definition impossible for a tranny to be a milf.
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>>169498228
>Anyways isn't she much older than Dickryder?
I think someone said she's like 25.
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>>169497910

F-fuck. That's also one of the "troubles" about going on missions on very hot planets. Cora gets even friskier.
>Peebee drives the Nomad with Ryder and Cora in the back
>Ryder has to do the rest of the mission with a butt full of Cora's lovejuice
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>>169498297
Why? Kids first, dick second. /d/ even got this covered. In theory, why would I visit /d/.
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Cora looks young, what are guys talking about? It's just she in a bioware game
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>>169498293
Her face is the worst part. Fucking grocery bags from Costco under her eyes and jowls like she's been chewing on hot pockets for the last 600 years.
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http://pastebin.com/uq4032zi

As someone who liked ME1 the most I think Andromeda sounds very promising. The characters seem alright and the gameplay is improved. Only thing I'm worried about at this point is multiplayer integration and lore.
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>>169498476
>Fucking grocery bags from Costco under her eyes and jowls like she's been chewing on hot pockets for the last 600 years.
Audible kek
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>>169498228
>Jesus Christ what I'm I started with the whole "Cora is a tranny" mention.
>implying Ashley, Miranda, Jack, Liara and Samara among others don't also have huge dongs

Everyone's got dicks. Neither Shepard nor Ryder's butts can catch any kind of break.
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>>169498476

are you fucking dumb?
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>>169498356
She's late 20s/early 30s based on her service record.
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>>169493549
Mordin , Garrus , all the krogans and shepard
Maybe tali too
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You guys just don't like womens faces. That's why there's so many Tali fags here
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>>169493549

>Aria

Ah shit, it didnt happen.
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>>169498293

I think she's cute, too. I just think her hair could be a tad bit shorter. Like if it ended at the top of her left ear.
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>>169498603
Are you blind?
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>>169498228
>Anyways isn't she much older than Dickryder?
She is his senior, which makes it hotter when she takes advantage of his boypussy and uses him as a dickholster.
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>>169498723
Na, we just don't believe BioWare is able to model attractive faces.
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>>169498595
>Ass Effect is really about a bunch of futas lewding it up with the protag's butthole
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>>169499029

Oh, how I wish it were so.
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>>169498809

If I asked is this girl cute >>169498460 almost everyone would say yes. 10 to 1 she'll be the most commonly romanced character
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>>169499124
Possibly on Reddit and BSN.
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>>169499282

or normal people who don't go to either. You guys are gonna fuck the bird lady anyway, so who are you to talk?
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Will there be Raloi in Andromeda?
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>>169498723
Nah we're just secretly muslim and believe a female's face should be hidden except to her significant other
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>>169498449
>That's also one of the "troubles" about going on missions on very hot planets. Cora gets even friskier.

>tfw she gets noticeably sweaty in her thick outfit
>tfw her normally huge bulge is even bigger and throbbing like crazy
>tfw she could lose it at any moment and mercilessly cram her sweat bathed monster cock in the closest available ordice and start fucking it like crazy at any time
>Only Ryder and PB is in the small driver's space in the Nomad with her and PB has made it very clear she isn't a taker
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>>169499501

No, but there was one other species who's name I can't remember. Starts with R or T.
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>>169499347
Na, I'll probably romance the science officer
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>>169499124
I mean sure she might be the most romanced character, but that's probably just because the rest of the characters are even uglier.

And most people would say she's cute if she was the one asking the question because 1) they don't want to hurt her feelings and 2) she could probably smear their asses on the wall without breaking a sweat.
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>>169499632
>ordice
Orfice, fug u phone.
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>>169499734
Her boobs could do with being a little smaller.
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>>169499649
I think someone said the Roekkar are just a faction of Angara if that's who you mean.
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>>169493549
Unironically Tali. A lot.
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>>169492203

>aliens

even has a belly button lool
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>>169499698

>1) they don't want to hurt her feelings

she's not real, m8. It's time to leave this place
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>>169499501
No cool species allowed.
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>>169499942
If she was the one asking the question, retard. It's a hypothetical situation.
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>>169499964
if you could add an alien species from any science fiction what would it be?
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>>169499964

Their species must have gotten into a lot of car crashes
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>tfw you will never live in a post reaper war Imperium of Man ruling with an Iron fist over the aliens

>tfw you will never hunt down the last remaining batarians

>tfw you will never go to a torture house where you pay $10 to beat the living shit out of turians

>tfw you will never puncture Tali's suit forcing Garrus to watch as she slowly dies from infection then hang him, letting go right before he dies, repeating this all day.

>tfw you will never colonize Rannoch after wiping out the Quarian and Geths

>tfw you will never steer a asteroid into the salarian homeworld for luls

>tfw you will never resurrect the protheans only to use them as slave labor

>tfw no Genophage 2.0

>tfw you will never lead a crusade into the Terminus system

>tfw you will never rape Aria before splitting her head

>tfw God Empress Trump IV will never invite you into her cabin after noticing your unique brutality against the Aliens

>tfw you will never get to tell your grand kids about that time you hanged Asari rebels during the dissolution of the council

>tfw your mother will die in her sleep if you don't contribute to this list, no pro xeno propaganda
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>>169500013

>If she was the one asking the question, retard. It's a hypothetical situation.

That's not the question I asked, you fucking moron
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>>169499761
Orifice you retard.

>>169499734
>nips
Whoa, whoa dude.
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>>169500359
I know it wasn't what you asked. I said if she was the one asking, they'd say yes.
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>>169500059
Ferengi
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>>169499734
deleet!!!
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>>169500059
I really don't know, there are too many cool concepts out there to just pick one. It'd not be a bipedal humanoid with a bit weird head though, that much I know.
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>>169500358
Faggot
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>>169500561
This is like the worst possible type of body for movement in the desert environment.
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>>169500492
totally forgot about these dweebs.
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>>169500447

Why would you even bring up that factor? Are you autistic? It has nothing to with my point. I bet you were in love with shadow the hedgehog at one point in your life
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>>169500810
It has everything to do with your point.
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>>169500416
My hands are big and my phone is tiny, typing is hard. Trying to write something coherent is like Mac Walters trying to get the lore right, pretty much impossible.
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>>169500589
No! This fandom is bad enough without attracting more furries. What about sentient planets holding some other pathfinder scoutship hostage with hallucinations of loved ones from the MW.
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>>169500994
L*wd!
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>>169500849

>If you asked people if she was cute they'd say yes
vs
>WELL OF COURSE THEY WOULD BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS OR DIE HAHA. OH YEAH, SHE'S THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTION NOW
end yourself.
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>>169500994
Miri looks hairy. I don't like it.
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>>169498236
>mods
>denuvo
pick one retard
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>>169501125
Yes, it implies that people would only say yes if they didn't want to hurt her feelings and were afraid of their life. It implies that she's hideous to look at.

Are you perhaps a special person?
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>>169498460
she looks older than chakwas
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>>169500358

In my gameplay, the original rachni queen died, the council fleet got wrecked, Mordin and Wrex got shot (genophage in effect), collector cruiser went to cerberus, and gypsies didnt gain control of the geth. Also renegade Geth pwned.

Only the Salarians, Gypsies and the Geth remaain as the prime contestants of the Alliance.

>Cerberus ending, humanity first

Then I found out TIM was a faggot. At least Shepard lived.
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>>169501167
MGSV has tex mods though?
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>>169501160

We all know Miri's dad programmed her to be completely smooth
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>>169501167

>denuvo

Ah fuck, not that cancer again

>6 months to a fucking crack
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>>169501337

she's not real. Shes doesn't have feelings. The fact that you even used that argument shows how fucking dumb you are.
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>>169501532
Good, gives bioshit time to fix the glaring issues in the game.
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>>169492284
she doesn't really look like that
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>>169499632
>tfw Cora's usually round bulge has now started to just barely poke down her left leg with her swollen, heavy balls taking up even more precious real estate
>her potent sweat and musk even penetrate the suit
>after Cora has taken care of her business and with Peebee also there, they need to air out the Nomad before going on the next mission
>they don't
>tfw the biometrics scanner of both Ryder's hardsuit and SAM makes sure everyone knows what's happening in the car
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Alright guys, starting a new playthrough
Using genesis 2 because, despite wanting to go through romance routes normally, i really don't wanna sink a week or more of time into mass effect 2
Who should i romance, since i can start from the beginning
Also, unfortunately, i don't citadel, from ashes, or omega
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>>169500973
Can I fuck or romance a sentient planet?
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>>169501680
It's just the lighting/shitty quality jpg for Twitter.
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>>169501532
Andromeda is pretty fucking popular, it's gonna be in a few weeks tops.
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>>169501609
So, yes.
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>>169496384
I hope he's not the only one with a steamy sex scene. I hope they didn't pour all their efforts into that one.
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>>169501629

Yeah. And praying that the game doesnt come bugged as hell due to running on different hardware than the original.
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>>169501772
I don't see why not. Planet could either give you some hallucination you fuck or you could just dive right into its ocean.
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>>169501426
only good games get mods

>>169501532
more like 6 days
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>>169500059

I really like the sangheili from Halo. The longer head, the four mandibles, the awesomely freaky hands with two fingers and two thumbs.
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>>169501696
Oh, also, playing as maleshep
And i'm not going with kaiden or steve, they're both kinda boring
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>>169501798

Yes, you are stupid. Yes, bringing up a hypothetical situation (and a fucking dumb one at that) in response the the argument that show her picture to people and asking if they think she's cute is indeed something a special needs person would do
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>>169501681
>tfw SAM thinks Ryder is under attack and alerts the crew of the Tempest
>tfw they open up a live video feed to see what's going on and if they need to mount a rescue operation
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This thread needs more cute waifus
Post a pic of your waifu
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>>169493549
Garrus.

I mean fuck I'm gonna miss them all but it won't feel right without Garrus.
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>The Brother Ryder looks 'normal' in a way that Sarah does not- she has a strange expression on her face in all the cutscenes I saw that I found a touch comical at times.
Damn, even the press is roasting her
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>>169502503
Sara is best waifu
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>>169502503
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>>169501167
>denuvo
>cracked
try again retard
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>all those EA shills
shouldnt you be working on bugs?
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>>169502645

Holy shit, that tummy.
>that cute fuckin' bellybutton
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>>169502503
>>
what are the chances the sibling won't die and/or come to hate you and actively work against you
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>>169502557
This is literally like good old Arnie trying to smile in Terminator.
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>>169502503
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>>169502850
CYPED in first week
stay mad denuvo shill
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>>169501681
>The interior is all sticky and all seats are drenched in sweat to the extent they're damp several weeks afterwards
>PB tries to clean some of it up with Ryder's toothbrush while he's away on the Nexus as a "joke"
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>We've seen Nexus levels in the UI. Are those a sort of multiplayer-singleplayer integration thing or is it like upgrading Skyhold in DA:I? Does increasing the Nexus levels change it visually? It launches from the Milky way as only half the structure so I assume the rest gets built in Andromeda. Do we actively participate in that?

Apologies- I cannot speak to this without spoiling story elements.

>With all the good single player questions going around...I must ask then, did you get your hands on the multiplayer part of the game? First impressions? and does it actually enhance the single player aspect in any way?

No, I did not play multiplayer. I did interview the game's producer and really pressed him on this point- he made it VERY CLEAR that the multiplayer is largely the same as ME3. I asked him for specific examples of how it's different, and he indicated that it was more about the inclusion of new weapons/skills/classes etc rather than new mechanics. So expect something VERY similar to what we've played, but obviously just more content to fit the ME:A setting.
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>>169502503
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What do you think of samara?
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>>169503259
>that manface
lol, are you gay?
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>>169499124
if she was at a bar, she'd get no attention and there'd be 50 girls in there who look better.
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>>169502557
She really does look really weird though. I have no idea what they've done to her. She's supposed to be based on pic related but I just don't see it.
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>>169503327
Shame we couldn't mance'er
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>>169502557
Dang it, I really wanted to play Sarah after Sheploo as well but if she, and I assume the other Fem Ryders, are all retarded looking then I'm gonna go for the better looking one
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>>169496384
Is this real? Source?
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>>169503385
yes, problem?
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>>169502557
She looks like she is uncomfortable or something... like she's trying really hard to fake a happy expression but is in some kind of horrible despair
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>>169502557
I predict VGA is gonna have a fucking field day with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJJh5_HbZYo
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>>169503441
The eyes and mouth?
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>>169501785
she looks several times better in that twitter picture so i wish they'd use that shitty lighting in game
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>>169503601
Standard emotion when visiting Bioware's offices.
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>>169502959

This is a good question that needs answers
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>>169502106
I like they didn't go overboard with their features while still making them interesting. Look at humans, we are pretty much one color, one material all the way, except the head, why should aliens have twenty differently colored appendages all over their bodies?
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>>169498516
As long as they don't completely murder the lore I can take some inconsistencies.

Worried about MP as well, I mean I like MP I just thought that at release it was, unless you had a neigh on perfect trilogy run, the only way to really get the 'best' (loose use of the word there) ending in ME3. It was frankly just fucking stupid, I don't mind if it has some effect on the SP like maybe weapon blueprints or something you could get from the packs, but more than that or some other resources (shit like credits and minerals) I don't want it to be that integrated.
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>the Sherlock watching tumblrites finially get their Brit bong LI
>it's a "British" nigger

Anyone else really looking forward to watching them try and rationalise why they don't want to romance him? The level of double think Is going to be hilarious.
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>>169503327

Really hot. Would squeeze her thick butt.
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>>169503558
no, pls get aids tho
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>We will never have an geth companion again
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
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>>169501532

I still quite dont understand how that works, and the company itself, along with hackers, are kinda hush hush with it.

What does it do? Local hardware generation key and posterior activation? They said something about "the machine code is encrypted". You mean you start a debugger and you see shit? lol
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>>169502557

To be fair, though, we haven't seen Scott in the animations that make Sara look weird. That .gif, the disarm. I think it's the same thing that happens in all Mass Effect games, some animations just make the model look strange. It's like when Sheploo smiles and says the "maybe I'm just using you for your body" thing to Miranda. The so-called 'rape face'.
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>>169504171
Because the "am I a real boy" story is boring shit. Geth are ogre.
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>>169504476
t. mad talicuck that cant handle that his shitty waifus race didnt make it
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>>169504135
let me poz you anon
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>>169504445
Every animation we have seen involving Sara have been bad
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>>169496384
>Jaal leaks

Most of this is speculation. You're spending too much time on the BSN.
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>>169500492
>Whole quest-line devoted to an economic war between Ferengi and Volus
>Done completely for comic relief like most Ferengi episodes in DS9

I want that.
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>>169504516
Quarians need gassed too.
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Cheapest PC pre-order option?
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>>169504630
>Sara punches a black

Wtf I love Sara now
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>>169500358
Only thing I can support is Batarian Genocide.

I'd say the Vorcha too but they'll just keep coming back.
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>>169504894
Cdkeys or greenman
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>>169501837
They didn't. Cora's is supposedly the hottest. I'm sure Peebee's will be too because Asari writer's pet.
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>>169504894
piratebay
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>>169504894
Also, previous game have let you upgrade to deluxe or whatever afterwards, chances of Andromeda letting us do this?
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>>169502959
Since a theory is that Kett are other races who get boned, what are the chances that your sibling goes missing and returns as a Kett? That makes more sense for Alec, though. From what I've gleaned, something happens to Alec in the first mission that reviewers aren't allowed to reveal. He could be dead, but that's a waste of the voice actor and model. I could see him getting kidnapped and becoming a Kett.
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>>169505057
Sorry kiddo
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>>169505141
Certain. All origin games have this option. Deluxe version is shit though, just pirate the soundtrack.
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Vetra is waifu of the year
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>>169505187
Go away, Mac.
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>>169504630
>Sara "the nigger death supplier" Ryder
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>>169505381
Damn. Looks like she could really churn your butter.
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>>169505381
Huh.
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>>169502446
>>169503136
>the livefeed shows Cora slamming into Ryder while grabbing his silky hair and pushing him into the soaked seat
>Ryder can be hear audibly snorting
>the livefeed also catches glimpses of Peebee's MT straining against her pants, a visible blush on her face
>Sara is diddling herself while watching
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>>169493108
>the spastic is still sperging out over a gameplay designer getting an irrelevant detail wrong in a tweet
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>>169504840
Gassing them would be cheap since you could do it with untreated oxygen lmao.
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>>169505381
Disgusting creature.
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>>169505187

Theres always a way. Unless companies forced you to have a 24/7 online connected surveillance application, things can always get cracked.

It just takes more time.
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>>169505381

Holy jesus! Really pretty eyes.
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>>169504894
greenmangaming, and its a legit site
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>>169505631
Just take those rats out of their suits and dump them on Tuchanka for target practice.
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>>169505187
>i-its total secure t-the first week. t-trust us
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>>169505686

Tech finds a way.
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>>169505686
It will be cracked in no-time. That's just one shill posting the same bullshit article to get people to pre-order. It's pathetic.

Just look at how fast RE7 and Tales of Berseria were cracked.
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>>169504894

>thepiratebay
>bitsnoop
>torrenttree

All while using either proxy or one of the browsers VPN extensions. Etc etc. Very cheap!
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>>169505381
jesus christ, how horrifying
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Why do people sexualize the literal who that is Eva Core? She's in ME3 for two minutes.
Also, why does Liara get all buttblasted when she finds out she's Cerberus?

>>169505381
If you're talking about a year before Tali was a thing, then sure. Otherwise, nah.

>>169505187
Fuck off Mac, I'm still not gonna buy it. All this means is I won't play it either.
>>
Which is superior, combat, tech, or biotic?
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So what is it with the mass effect team making every character with a British accent non white? Is it just some weird way to "not be like dragon age" or is it purely political? I think Zaeed is the only white bong in the trilogy out side of the random troops in the London mission. It's really odd.
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>>169505961
Of course those were cracked quick, ones made by capcom who no one wants to pay at this point, and the other is some shitty weeb game, the fanbase of which probably spent their government unemployment stipend on body pillows and waifu figurines, so it was that or don't play it.
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>>169506046

Combat for single target dps, biotics for AoE dps, tech for control.
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>>169498460
She looks like Chobot.
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>>169506129
>implying bioware games and their biodrone fanbase isn't way worse
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>>169506046
Biotics in me1/3 are insanely fun, however in 2 other than charge they are pretty lack lustre due to everyone having being protected from them in some way, so I'd give it to tech in me2.
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>>169506073
Think they get clumped together with diversity characters, they need a nigger and someone that isn't American so why not kill two birds with one stone?
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>>169506046
>not choosing biotics
>ever
You're manipulating motherfucking dark energy. What's a gun or a fire to a goddamn portable black hole?
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>That one reviewer who shit all over Cora and Liam

Kek. He said that Cora was "Ruby Rose" like (annoying character from Orange is the New Black) and somewhat like Jack. When someone else asked if she was less annoying than Jack, he basically said no.

Liam he said was like Kaidan and pretty boring.
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>>169506386
>That one reviewer
Which one?
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>>169506073
I just replayed through the trilogy recently and noticed it as well, it really is very strange. I can't really think of a good reason for it other than being political.
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>>169503687
But Ryder's eyes aren't even the same shape.
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>>169506073
Because
>muh diversity
That and basically what >>169506317 said: need a nignog and a nonAmerifat, so they kill two birds with one stone.
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>>169506317
Maybe it's something like they need to fill their diversity quota, but can't be bothered to look for a new VA and just borrow a VA that's worked with the dragon age team a lot or something? I don't know, now that it's been pointed out it is a pretty strange pattern.
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>>169506073
Is Anderson really a bong though I always just took it that he was born in London, like on a base or something, he doesn't have the accent so he probably either moved around allot or was raised by people without it either.

Traynor while british in decent, and went to school there was raised on a colony IIRC.

Also Zaeed also sounded more South African, and slightly Australian to me.

But nah I don't think it's really political, probably just them going "Shit we need the one black dude who'll show up in the galaxy" and happened to make him a brit.
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Femshep should've had a russian or east european accent. would make me even more diamonds everytime I hear her speak.
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>>169504630
What's that weird energy surge? It looks like the effect of bullets hitting shields but that wouldn't happen with a punch since it's so slow.
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>>169505590
Sara blackmailing him with the footage, threatening to let dad Ryder watch? Bullying him by making suggestive comments? Sara taking an unwashed thong belonging to Cora and making her brother sniff it while she teases his dick?
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>>169506720
I always though Zaeed sounded like one of the tough guys in a Guy Ritchie movie. But English speaking South African and Australian are pretty much a bong in my eyes anyway.
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>>169506439
This one, I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93AQtEI9AM
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>>169506760

>ugly

These people have high expectations dont they?
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>>169506276
Good point.
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>>169506760
Wouldn't say ugly but the animations do look uncanny. This is like Mei's Chinese New Year skin butt all over again.
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>>169506386
>Fan asks devs on twitter if they like Liam since they never talk about him
>Dev gives an obligatory "oh yeah, Liam's pretty cool I guess"

NO HOPE. I don't understand this. If you can't even get hyped about your own character, don't you think you should have rewritten them long ago into someone you could be excited about?
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>>169506720
What was Hock's accent?
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>>169506760
>get hired by EA with your subpar coding skills because they dont want to risk too much with the ME franichse
>do your best to model a character that looks somewhat human
>get shitstomed by normies because they dont like your work
I hope they all off themselves
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>>169506046
>not going hybrid
Vanguard all day, every day
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>>169506994
>all those downvotes
Biodrones are so fucking deluded and sad
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>>169507145
Some sort of british, I forgot about that dude until you mentioned him desu.

>>169507161
And it's not like it's even a super negative preview either, he's just not sucking the games cock.
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>>169507000
not really no, its really not that hard to make a good looking character. no need to make them ugly deliberately. its a game, every female should be a 10/10.
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>>169506720
>>169506931
He's slum British, like everyone in the movie Snatch.

>>169506865
You actually liked Jennifer Hale's performance? She's literally the lady Nolan North: shitty highest-bidder meme """actor""".
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>>169507000
>>169507106
Yeah, they're ugly and an embarrassment
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>>169506760
this is hilarious. it's true, but it's still hilarious.
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>>169504630
Jesus christ
when will they learn?
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>>169507349
>you actually liked Jennifer Hale's performance?
I dont have any better alternative and cant imagine Femshep being voiced by anyone else. It not perfect, but still a better performance than what Meer delivered tho.
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>>169504630
Biotic punch.
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>>169507349
Isn't south africa, and australia just abandoned british slums when it really comes down to it?
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>want to replay ME1 and maybe the others
>remember the Mako
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>>169507546
>that neck animation
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>>169507354
why would you reference Witcher to Andromeda?
Andromeda looks worse than games that came out when ME1 was released.
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Can I digitally upgrade from the physical deluxe edition to super deluxe on PS4 through the PS store when the game is released? Amazon doesn't have the super deluxe edition(and I want to buy it through Amazon because I have a gift card and Prime) but you can pre-order it through PS, both physically and digitally.
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>>169507546
Why bother when you get paid either way?
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>>169507546
Good lord, these animations look like they were ripped straight out of a LEGO game.
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>>169507721
>he doesnt like the most comfy parts of the game
lmao filthy casual, go play a shooter then
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>>169507145

It's SUPPOSE to be South African, but it doesn't really have the same hilarious sound. The bad dude in Titanfall 2 seems more authentic.
>>
>No Shepard
why even bother?
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>>169506386
>and somewhat like Jack. When someone else asked if she was less annoying than Jack
imma murder him for talkin shit 'bout tatfu
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>>169507345
Man I don't think EVERYONE in game should be 10/10. It would be like 80s and 90s series, where you get uncanny valley feels because everyone is just so darn beautiful. But jesus, ME series is mostly about emotional investment. And since BioWhore can't write for shit, it is about looks. But no, they screw even with that.

So now we are in the situation where half of the fans are rightfully bitching about there is no acceptable waifu and how they will go through it alone. What are they doing is in effect killing the main attraction of the game itself.
>>
>>169505590
>There isn't a several pages long lewdfic about this
>Ryder getting spitroasted between Cora and PB after setting down on a planet that messes with pheromones
>Ryder cleaning Cora's entire body after an especially thought mission entirely with his tongue
>PB shooting her MT juice all over Ryder's face as he sleeps and rubs her big Blue balls in his face and he doesn't have time to wash up in the morning
>PB making sure everyone knows about Ryder being Cora's fuckpig and musk slave and how much of her MT he can take
>>
What game is that on the bottom?
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>>169506760
You know you fucked up when the normies catch onto your scheme.

>>169507550
Not really. I mean, I guess she did good, but I don't like her voice.

>>169507606
Well yes, but the actor (rip) is from Britain, London specifically I think.

>>169508161
>muh soft reboot
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>>169507721
download a me1 save file and then come play me2 with me. I just got to Omega.
>>
I never come to this general but.
You think the good doctor is down to do the do?
>>
>>169508040
>ugly, empty planets clearly created through algorithms rather than handcrafted
>comfy

Let me guess, you bought No Man's Sky day one?
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>>169508282
no
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>>169508119
That's why I kinda thought Zaeed sounds South African ish. Mostly because blisk reminded me of him, and well Zaeed Masani is a weird name for just a standard bong. But future and all that I guess.
>>
If there was a female krogan romance option, would you take it?
>>
>>169507721
Reminder that it wasn't the Mako, it was the planets.
FUCKING ELETANIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>169508412
Death by snu-snu. No.
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>>169508412
no
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>>169508372
No Dormer no buy.
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>>169506906
>Sara taking an unwashed thong belonging to Cora and making her brother sniff it while she teases his dick?

Oh, fuck you're mixing all kinds of good stuff there.
>>
>>169508250
Ah he was?

Also shit forgot he died. Sucks, I liked Zaeed allot, despite him not really having much interaction.
>>
>>169508282
>wanting to fug Dr. Cumdrip voiced by a mongoloid sloth who wants us to accept 25 years old poor refugee children from Africa.
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>>169508535
>Natalie Dormer
>ever
I hope you get lashed to a cross, wastrel.
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>>169508535
>>
What will the outposts you set up on planets be like? It would be cool if we could send our squadmates there, Or if they get attacked and you have to defend them.
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>>169508325
>No Man's Sky
lmao do I look like a casual?

its about riding the mako in the soundless atmosphere of a alien looking planet with a nice skybox. nothing is more relaxing than riding with your mates in search of the sidequest.
who cares that they are empty, thats the magic. if shit would lay around anywhere it wouldnt feel like discovering something.

sorry that you cant enjoy the simple things in life. maybe you need something more stimulating like the genereic cover shooter x.
you have shit taste in games m8.
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>>169508703
y-you too
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>>169508392

Someone like Blisk would've been amazing in Mass Effect.
That's one of the things that always bothered me, they never played around with global accents.
No proper South African, Australian or NZ, Irish, Spanish, Chinese, etc..
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>>169506046
Combat/Tech with the former probably having a slight lead for pure damage.

There's a reason that MP is dominated by Infiltrators, Soldiers, and people who have Overlord/Energy Drain.
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>>169508803
>is currently discussing generic cover shooter x

Your lack of self awareness is astounding.
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>>169497930
yes, was meant for
>>169493549
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>>169508559
Zaeed is part of my XCOM2 team, thats how cool he is, imo.

>>169508773
Fallout 4 settlement wannabes, I betcha a hundred bucks.

>>169508838
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
True to Caesar.
Ave.
RETRIBUTION!

I'm going full fucking Caesar's Legion now.
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>>169506720
I took it the same way. Anderson is voiced by the Murikan as fuck Keith David with an American accent and seemingly has been in contact with the American/Canadian Shepard for quite a while. He's probably an American who was simply born in Bongland because his father was a soldier or something.

Also, the books mention that he has traces of Native American and Central European ancestry in addition to West African. That really narrows it down.
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>>169508997
>Mass Effect 1
>generic
are you retarded?
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>>169508918
Blisk would of fit right in somewhere like Omega, with all the merc bands.

Sucks we'll never have a seedier game focused on the terminus systems, I mean yeah ME2 was there allot and gave us a good taste, but I want a bit more they made it all seem pretty damn cool but we don't really get to dive in much (understandable we have better shit to do, but that's were a spin off could come in) which is a shame.

>>169508803
Hope there's some baren moons and shit we can land on in Andromeda, nothing chalk full of quests (except maybe distress calls here and there or some shady bases) just mostly there for minerals and shit, and cruising with a planet overhead.

I'm happy the planets are going to be a bit more dense my self (if only for some land variety), but I remember when first playing ME one, some of the planets, if nothing else gave a sense of awe with the skybox. Don't see why we can't have a bit of both honestly.
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>stranded on a barren planet with Drack and Pelessaria

WWYD?
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>>169507156
>coding
>model a character
:thinking:
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>>169510094
>being a smartass on a anonymous shitposting forum
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>>169501532
Just buy a fucking activation. 2$
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>>169506994
>smudboy everywhere in the Youtube comments

kek
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>>169509881
Kill Drack straight off the bat, and feast on him and the nutrients in his hump. Then, slit PeeBee's throat while she's sleeping, and after having my way with her corpse, use it as bait for local fauna, before ambushing and killing them for food. Then, find the nearest water source, and follow it, as most settlements are near water, so I'm bound to find somebody. When I arrive, I shall explain my predicament, using pictures if my translator is unavailable/unusable. I shall trade my technology in exchange for a vehicle of some kind, hopefully aerial, and find the nearest allied outpost, and be whisked away to safety.
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>>169510539
>food before water
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>>169511057
He's a camel.
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>>169511057
I was just kinda looking for an excuse to get rid of these shitty squadmates and get the old, better ones.
Also I'm pretty sure they have like, fruit punch or something along with raw nutrients.
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>>169508194
>>169508539
>the team lands on a lush planet, but didn't count on the pollen-like chemicals that drive up their libidos and decrease refractory periods
>they spend several hours going at it in the Nomad, Cora and PB getting worshipped by Ryder
>eventually the chems wear off, and they suit up again
>Cora takes off her thong and puts it by the airfilter of Ryder's helmet
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>>169509881

Start having sex immediately.
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>>169511391
> excuse to get rid of these shitty squadmates and get the old, better ones

Hop on the train back to the Milky Way. Grunt still might be alive.
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>>169511529

Also meant to quote >>169506906
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>>169511295
So you want to drain fluids from his sack?

>>169511391
Don't forget anon; 3 minutes without air, 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food.

>>169511770
And Liara in hugetits matriarch mode.
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>>169510342
>caring enough to respond on an anonymous bulletin board
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>>169511770
>ywn see Tali, Garrus, or Wrex alive again
>only Grunt and Liara
I like Grunt, but Liara should've fucking died on Therum. Absolutely useless, yet she keeps getting forced on us by Hack Walters. She's a blue autism Leliana.

>>169511919
It's going to take barely more than a (Earth) day to get to the river and follow it to civilization, obviously I'm gonna drink from it.

>>169512337
You do realize Benezia only wore that outfit because she was a sex slave to Saren, right? Liara says in ME3 that Benezia likes to wear yellow.
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>>169512337
UGLY
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I think she's a cutie :3
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>>169512337

B I G

B L U E

U D D E R S
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>>169512409
>being so triggered you reply to a Widowmaker shitpost
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>>169507752
Man, I forgot how fucking pretty Crysis looked.
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>>169511919
Liara'd probably be dead if you take the return trip back, maybe alive 1200 seems to be old even for an Asari most seem to make it to the 1000-ish mark. I assume grunt has a good chance since Drack is 1400.

>>169512590
I don't mind her but she does feel forced quite a bit.
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>>169512657
you need glasses
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>>169512657

>admitting you have shit taste
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>>169512657

It's her brow. She looks prehistoric. Her facial features look like a very early human that you would see propped up in a museum diorama.
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>>169512657
Fake wrist watch.
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>>169510539
>Kill Drack
Plan is bound to fail as fast as the big guy snaps your neck. Critical Mission Failure.
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>>169512605
You delete or I cut ya.
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>You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass

what do?
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>>169507546
You know you fucked up when your saber fight animations are actually outdone by KOTOR1.
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>>169512726
(You)
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>>169512657
go tell bsn
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>>169512892
Take his omniblade and shove it up his ass.
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Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that she'll want you to tell her that she is the cutest femtur in return
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>>169512983
>outdone by the game your studio made 10 years ago
Pretty much.
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>>169512892
I guess I'll put him under civil arrest for assault.
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>>169513219
no thanks
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>>169511529
Loved the last touch, Ryder being forced to inhale concentrated musk in his helmet until he gets back on the ship is neat.
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>>169513229
>civil arrest

get a load of this guy
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>>169512892
wonder when i got a girlfriend
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>>169512983
Has anything they've made sense not been outdone by KOTOR in someway?

>ME2 and 3 were outdone with better robot companion
>ME1 was outdone by KOTOR having better Carth
>Better annoying young Blue Bitch
>Better pretty much everything over Dragon Age
>An alignment system that actually had an effect on gameplay
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>>169512657
Well now you're just asking for (You)s.

>>169512767
I kinda like Liara too, but goddamn can she just fuck off for two minutes?

>>169512883
By that logic, you couldn't kill Wrex either. Speaking of which, Drack ruins Wrex for me:
>old gruff uncle krogan
>"oh hey, here's an even older, even gruffer uncle krogan"

>>169512892
Dial 911 for an ambulance for her fucking leg getting cut off by his omniblade, and the police to arrest this lunatic.

>>169513219
She is the cutest femtur, but only because there's only 3 in the entire universe including her, and Tali isn't quarian.
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>>169513219
But if I do that my girlfriend will probably get mad.
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>>169513498
>>ME1 was outdone by KOTOR having better Carth


Oh wow it's fucking nothing.
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>>169513396
Well I'd rather not face charges myself and start a fight with the guy when I can just tell him to sit tight until the police arrive.
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>>169513634
I admit, I had to reach a little for that one.
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>>169513498
Dialogue options.

Without http://deadlystream.com/forum/files/file/335-pc-response-moderation/ Dark Side options aren't Dark Side so much as pointlessly evil and petty. Light Side basically means you can't call bullshit. Ever.

ME, for all the problems the dialogue wheel brought, at least even the Paragon/Renegade options are more moderate than KOTOR.
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1-2-3 GO!
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>>169513907
I'm shitposting didn't think anyone would actually take me seriously honestly. You have a point on the dialogue though really. Was mostly refrencing to alignment effecting certain force powers.
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>>169514082
i always thought the strippers looked fucking disgusting with thier neck beard scales
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The Asari need more diversity in their facial features and skin tone.
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>>169514082
Jesus Christ number 5 and 7 are just horrible, and people rage about Peebee's looks
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>>169513572
>>169513336

She'll give you a cookie anyway, because she loves you
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>>169514082
6 is liara
you're welcome
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>>169514492
They were literally no-name copypasted NPCs. PooPee is supposed to be one of the main protagonists and/or even you LI.
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>>169514492
they are side characters you speak to maybe once or twine pb is a squadmate that's forced on you
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>>169514492
Honestly most just random ass Asari don't look that great, people are making Peebee out to be a fucking swamp monster (okay I admit that smile does look like shrek) but I mean she's like lower end of average maybe. Not every asari is gonna be jump on and bone instantly hot.
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>>169514696
Also I mean why does no one call out Aria for having a man face either?
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Jack, Tali, or Liara?
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>>169514082
They're all named?
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>>169514863
tatfu
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Asari are only hot when they are modeled after real women like,

Liara
Benezia
Samara..
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>>169514870
I did not need to see that

>>169514863
Miri
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>>169515018
>I did not need to see that
yeah I wish I didn't either
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>>169514863

what do you think? >>169507345
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>>169515003
Benezia is a man-faced titty monster.
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>>169514082
1. Detective Anaya
2. Random stripper, probably the one from Samara's loyalty mission
3. Matriarch Benezia
4. Matriarch FAS Aethyta
5. Councilor Tevos
6. Liara
8. Rana Thanoptis
11. Captain Enyala
13. Morinth
15. Samara
16. Nassana Dantius
18. Aria
21. That spectre working for the Shadow Broker
23. Some random cop

How'd I do?

>>169514863
Depends:
>psychotic and angry, yet broken and scared badass
>genius extrovert nerdgirl
>Liara

>>169515003
>Liara
>Benezia
>Samara
>hot
Wrong. The only good ones are the ones made in-game.
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>>169515003
>>169515259
she also has a scale soul patch
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>>169514863
Tali is a much better written character than either (though to be totally fair to Jack, she just doesn't have a lot of screen time).

Also a better waifu. Her romance ties in well to ME3's Rannoch arc.
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>>169515508
>this whole post
lmao
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>>169515003
Captain Wasea > all of them.

Her armor is definitely more /fa/ than their's too. Though Liara's scientist-armor thing is pretty cool.
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>>169515598
>tfw you realize Liara will still be in her maiden stage when Shepard dies and she'll fuck scores of men to try and forget him
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>>169515508
Jack actually has the least screen time of all romances. Other romances are around 20 minutes long in total, Liara being exception with her 40 minutes.

But that is alright since she is best waifu anyways.

Fuck talicancers.
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>>169515508
Tali a shit
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>implying you wouldn't fuck real Benezia..
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Will the PC version have active MP?
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>>169515839
>>169515931
>[ur waifu] is shit.
Subjective.
Except if its an objectively shit choice, like Kelly or Chobot.
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>>169515639
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>>169515818
>implying shepard doesnt live as long as her with all those augmentations
>implying Liara isnt pure
dont project your filthy waifus sluttyness on the blue goddess. also remove yourself
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>>169515839
>But that is alright since she is best waifu anyways.
damn right
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>>169515986
She doesn't have huge blue titties though.

>>169516096
It will have very active MT
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>>169516120
i highly doubt Shepard will survive 900 more years in any ending, and when he/she dies Liara will become a recluse that forces her spies to fuck her
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>>169514863
Tali, no contest .
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>>169516096
Not really, most pcucks will move on to the next garbage title from EA or Ubisoft
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Why are humans the only ones with hair? We can't have been the only species in the galaxy to be warmed by fur.
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>>169514082
Hope we can finish what that planetoid started.
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>>169516543
but quarians have hair, remember?
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>>169516096
>>169516489
ME3 still has an active MP.
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>>169516096
Yeah, ME3 PC is still active.
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>>169506129
>Imfuckingplying
RE7 is great you retard.
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PS3 version is still pretty active too
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Reminder that the quarians and Tali were so unpopular that the Bioware team rather implemented the Krogan in the new installment.
really activates my almonds.
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>>169514863
not Tali
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>the femtur has the most feminine jaw

How did this happen
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>Jack was supposed to be a squadmate in ME3 but was cut
>Garrus and Tali, 2 characters who became 100% fanservice garbage, made the list instead
This fucking company and their pandering bullshit...
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>>169516110
a suit isn't a waifu
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>>169517156
>>Jack was supposed to be a squadmate in ME3 but was cut

That's never been proven as far as I can tell, just another delusion by Jackfags who don't want to admit that she wasn't that important or popular.
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>>169517273
its also always talifags who fight that statement, because god forbid their fungus monster not be in a game, even though it made more sense for her to stay and lead her people than fuck around with Shepard, but whatev's
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>>169517470
Still not seeing any proof here.
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>>169517273
The only part about it that was unproven was that she was cut to make Tali a squadmate. That part was tacked on without proof.
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>>169517541
there you go,

nothing triggers talifags more than that rumor
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>>169517543
Where was the proof that she was supposed to be a squadmate at all?

The closest I've seen is that there was apparently some squad-related dialogue prompts for her in the final mission, but it was only in the final mission and it was present for multiple ME2 squadmates including Jacob.
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>>169517541
Because you're a newfag. This has been discussed to death.
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>>169517672
Been here for years, and in fact asked for evidence along these same lines several dozen threads ago only to get nothing.

The only recurring argument seems to be "they made her a new model".
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>>169517156
>>169517470
>>169517543
Tali is a squadmate in ME3?
I though she always dies in ME2
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>>169517859
she can, everyone can
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>>169517859
Oh you
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I miss eddrf and his stories about quarian chicks.
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>>169517663
Not triggered, just genuinely curious where that info came from.

No one can ever seem to answer this with actual evidence, instead they always just get butt flustered and leave.
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>>169517935
yeah? well the rest are atleast good characters, I never cared about her.

>>169518003
:^)
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>waifu wars are starting
>again
Fug.

>>169516543
Batarians have fur according to the codex, but its rather light and their texture doesn't show it.

>>169516901
No, they realized that the quarians' story is done. They did not realize that the krogans' is also done.

>>169517156
Why the fuck did they have Liara, when Jack is 10x more powerful biotically? It doesn't make sense for Liara, as she has Shadow Brokering to do. Like, what if she dies on a mission? Who would take over as Shadow Broker? At the very least, Liara should have been in a non-squadmate support tole, and her place as Token Biotic should've been filled with Jack.

>>169517174
>what is the Stealth Suit Mk2
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>>169517859
She dies if you are not a faggot
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>>169517825
>Been here for years
Except you're full of shit.
Jack had combat taunt audio files for the final Earth battle, she had a power set both in the leaked files and the final game files, and in one of the books about ME3(the art book?) there's mention of ALTERNATE outfits for her.
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>>169518105
>Why the fuck did they have Liara, when Jack is 10x more powerful biotically?

According to what exactly? We have no way to compare them except gameplay I suppose, where Liara is without a doubt the more powerful one.

>At the very least, Liara should have been in a non-squadmate support tole, and her place as Token Biotic should've been filled with Jack.

Small problem: Jack has nothing to do with the plot and literally nobody gives a shit about her. Even if they wanted a token biotic besides Liara, Miranda would've been better for the role.
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>>169518069
>Not triggered, just genuinely curious where that info came from.
if you've "been here for years" than i guess you should know, no?
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>>169518105
Is that supposed to be a body pillow of armor?
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>>169518105
>It doesn't make sense for Liara, as she has Shadow Brokering to do. Like, what if she dies on a mission?
>not protecting your cute blueberry
Liara has brain which Jack lacks. I cant see Jack being useful with Javiks reanimation or at Thessia, she wouldve felt out of place anyway since she is just a bad tag on from ME2 and not really part of Shepards team. she always complained anyway. the cunt wouldve been annoying and whiny all the time anyway.
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>>169518320
>Jack had combat taunt audio files for the final Earth battle

So did everyone. Does this mean Jacob was supposed to be a full squadmate as well? Or just that they were going to do a one-off thing like they did for DLC squadmates before being cut very early on?

>and in one of the books about ME3(the art book?) there's mention of ALTERNATE outfits for her

Have the artbook right here, says nothing of the sort.
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>>169518427
>We have no way to compare them except gameplay I suppose
We have a lot more than that. In cutscenes Jack is more powerful than Samara, taking out huge mechs with single biotic punches. Liara had to run away from Cerberus grunts.
>Small problem: Jack has nothing to do with the plot
Liara only has a role in the plot because of the Mars archive asspull, ya dipshit.
>and literally nobody gives a shit about her.
That's demonstrably false and you're demonstrably retarded.
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>>169518736
their was literally no reason for Jack not to be a squadmate, we got James, and robo EDI but not Jack?

that's just lazy, plus the me3 squad always felt small
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>>169519095
no, the ME3 squad had the perfect size.
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>>169518736
>So did everyone.
That's a blatant lie. The only other non-squadmate to have those audio files is Jacob.
>Have the artbook right here, says nothing of the sort.
I already said I wasn't sure if it was the art book, Autismo. And that artbook blurb supports her being a squadmate early in development since the entire teacher/Grissom things came well after she was redesigned.
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>>169518791
>We have a lot more than that. In cutscenes Jack is more powerful than Samara

Priestly said Samara is more powerful than Jack. Unfortunately the page where he said that isn't accessible anymore, but it used to be here:

https://forum.bioware.com/topic/246325-strongest-squad-member/?p=7231820

And when placed in the exact same situation holding off the Seeker Swarm, they seem more or less identical in power.

>Liara had to run away from Cerberus grunts.

Jack gets taken down by three regular mercenaries in one of the Foundation comics.

>Liara only has a role in the plot because of the Mars archive asspull

No, she still has the Shadow Broker thing.

>That's demonstrably false

Five rectally rekt virgins on /meg/ aren't a significant demographic.
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>>169494361
because people actually played the first game where wrex was a main char
calling him urdnot tells everything about you
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>>169519286
>The only other non-squadmate to have those audio files is Jacob.

Only explicitly confirmed one. Fair to say that if the least important, least popular squaddie from ME2 had this planned early in development, the same probably went for all of them. So that doesn't really say anything special about Jack nor does it indicate she was planned to be a full-time squad member at any point.

>I already said I wasn't sure if it was the art book,

So in other words you have nothing, good to know.

>And that artbook blurb supports her being a squadmate early in development since the entire teacher/Grissom things came well after she was redesigned.

Not really, no, it just gives her a new design. The whole point of Jack in ME3 is that she's calmed down somewhat, so it would be pretty odd if she still had the same edgelord design from ME2.
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>>169519239
why do you think so? kiadan died, and i told Ash to fuck off, james is... james, Javik is dlc, and EDI was obliviously put in because the squad was too small

Liara, Garrus and Tali are the only ones that actual squadmates you know and have always had your back

if Garrus, and Tali can die in me2 but still appear in me3 why didn't Jack, or Grunt?
>>
So will the face creator be like the dai one? I thought that was actually a pretty good one myself.
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>>169519239
Agreed.

>>169519095
>their was literally no reason for Jack not to be a squadmate, we got James, and robo EDI but not Jack?

The obvious difference is that James isn't shit.

I'll give you robo EDI though, absolutely no point there. Except for an obscure gameplay one. The three squadmates who will be in ME3 no matter what are all specialized types- Liara is an Adept, James a Soldier, and EDI an Engineer.
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>>169519758
>The obvious difference is that James isn't shit.
that's a hell of an opinion ya got there loco.
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should I?
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>>169519239
Why are you saying that like it's a fact?
>>169519304
>Priestly said Samara is more powerful than Jack
Priestly wasn't a dev, let alone a writer. He just made shit up(between truffle-hunting sessions) as he went along.
>And when placed in the exact same situation holding off the Seeker Swarm, they seem more or less identical in power.
They both do the job, as dictated by the cutscene. That hardly means they're equal in power. But even if it did, Samara is clearly more powerful than Liara since she's quite old and infamous for being a powerful biotic.
>Jack gets taken down by three regular mercenaries in one of the Foundation comics.
Never cite the fucking comics. It makes you look stupid.
>No, she still has the Shadow Broker thing.
Which has no relevance in ME3.
>Five rectally rekt virgins on /meg/ aren't a significant demographic
You said "literally no one" you literal autist.
>>169519545
>Fair to say that if the least important, least popular squaddie from ME2 had this planned early in development, the same probably went for all of them
But that's retarded. You're intentionally ignoring all of the other evidence to focus on individuals pieces of evidence in individual vacuums, like evidence doesn't build up to form a more complete case.
>Not really, no, it just gives her a new design. The whole point of Jack in ME3 is that she's calmed down somewhat
They all had, but only Jack got a redesign. Jacob and Miranda were still wearing their Cerberus outfits, Grunt was still wearing the same armor, etc. Fuck, Thane was out of the game altogether but was still dressed like a ninja assassin while in the goddamn hospital. Stop being intentionally obtuse.
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>>169519676
>if Garrus, and Tali can die in me2 but still appear in me3 why didn't Jack, or Grunt?

Three reasons:

1. Garrus and Tali have significant fanbases who buy shit like DLC, Jack and Grunt mostly do not.

2. Garrus and Tali were main characters in both ME1 and ME2, while Grunt and Jack were only around for one game and weren't much focused on even then.

3. They have to cut corners somewhere. They planned for the possibility of Garrus and Tali not appearing, but they couldn't give that treatment to all of the 13 squaddies who appeared in ME2. And it's hard to argue against cutting Jack and Grunt before cutting Garrus and Tali; in every way they are less important characters.
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>>169519709
It probably won't be much different in the way faces can be changed and the number of choices.

I just worry because Andromeda's face animations, especially for Sara, are atrocious. It may be impossible to create a good looking character. The facial muscles are just rigged weird.
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>>169519676
because they were boring generic characters with all the story already told.
they only have the combat skills for ME3. they couldnt have contributed to the story.
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>>169518460
Yes.

>>169519239
ME1&3 had the perfect size: big enough for variety and gurantees of liking at least two squadmates, yet small enough so certain squadmates don't feel entirely useless.
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>>169520129
>Why are you saying that like it's a fact?
its is, read it up
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>>169518105
>waifu wars are starting
yeah and look who started it again
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>>169520079
Yes. You know you want to.
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>>169520327
>its is, read it up
Nigger, don't tell others to read shit when you can't even write shit.
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>>169520443
>taking the bait
lurk moar newfag
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>>169515818
>implying shepard isn't darth revan during his amnesiac years and is thus an immortal sith lord
This headcanon is disturbingly popular on tumblr for some reason.
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>>169520174
Even if it's a copy and paste from dai I wouldn't be too upset, I managed to make some nice looking characters in it. But yeah the animations are a big concern, from what I've heard it's mainly an issue for the human woman.
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>>169520150
>Garrus and Tali have significant fanbases who buy shit like DLC, Jack and Grunt mostly do not.
what?

>>169520184
>with all the story already told.
well shit, Tali's story was done too. she was and admiral and was a respected leader among among her people, but she told them to fuck off and jumped on sheps dick when her people needed her most

>>169520326
>yet small enough so certain squadmates don't feel entirely useless.
>Ash
>Javik
>not useless

>>169520527
>knowing what's popular on tumbler
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>>169520129
>Priestly wasn't a dev, let alone a writer. He just made shit up(between truffle-hunting sessions) as he went along.

Shit he made up off hand is still higher in canon authority than shit you made up offhand.

>They both do the job, as dictated by the cutscene. That hardly means they're equal in power.

They both struggle at the same points and both just barely make it through the exact same path. Pretty solid indication that they're about equal.

>But even if it did, Samara is clearly more powerful than Liara since she's quite old and infamous for being a powerful biotic.

No evidence for that actually; age doesn't seem to be a factor at all since Morinth was dead even with Samara despite being hundreds of years her junior, and Liara herself had Tela Vasir running despite the Spectre surely being much older than Liara "barely more than a child" T'Soni. Again, the only grounds we'd have to compare them is gameplay. In which case, Liara is stronger than Samara.

>Never cite the fucking comics

Nah.

Citing the cutscenes is even dumber than citing the comics, especially a cutscene that's clearly a huge outlier for a character and never once repeated. Didn't seem to stop you.

>Which has no relevance in ME3.

It sends things off to the Great War Asset Total in the sky. Which is about as much of an effect as anything has in ME3.

>You said "literally no one" you literal autist.
>>what is hyperbole

>You're intentionally ignoring all of the other evidence to focus on individuals pieces of evidence in individual vacuums, like evidence doesn't build up to form a more complete case.

I'm actually using the evidence to build a complete case. There is equal evidence at play for both Jacob and Jack being squadmates, and neither were particularly more important than any other ME2 squadmate.

>They all had, but only Jack got a redesign.

None of their transformations were half as dramatic as Jack's. But even bit characters like Bailey got complete redesigns as well.
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>>169520642
>but she told them to fuck off and jumped on sheps dick when her people needed her most
pissed me off too that I cant just leave her on Rannoch since she isnt a battlehardened soldier against cerberus and reaper forces. I mainly just take her when fighting geth.
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>>169515818
She'll have her hands full raising Shepard's daughter.
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>>169520642
>what?

Pretty simple. Garrus and Tali are much more popular than Jack and Grunt, particularly among the hardcore autists who buy extraneous material like $15 DLC. Therefore, all other things being equal (which they weren't), better to pander to Garrus/Tali fans than Jack/Grunt fans.
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>>169520989
>she isnt a battlehardened soldier against cerberus and reaper forces

Cerberus troops are just regular soldiers with better equipment, not much different than geth except that they can't be hacked. She's been in dozens of battles with those types of enemies and apparently racks up body counts similar to Garrus regularly. So yeah, she pretty much is.
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>>169521251
do you even believe the shit you are posting yourself?
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>>169521376
Literally stated in-game.
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>>169516838
Did I say it wasn't dumb fuck? I said no one wanted to pay capcom because of all the shit they've pulled before it. So people pirated it before buying it.
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>>169521396
it doesnt make sense in my take on the game. she dies from basically one bullet, she is a major risk when taking her into combat. she is more useful as an engineer on the normandy.
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>>169521591
>it doesnt make sense in my take on the game. she dies from basically one bullet,

No she doesn't.

>she is a major risk when taking her into combat.

She's actually significant more durable than most of the other squadmates thanks to her very high shield rating in the first game (though by the end of that game shields don't matter since everyone with Immunity is invincible) and Energy Drain in the second.
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>>169516126
I kinda want to try Jackmance, but she's disgusting used goods slut and I wouldn't want my dick within 2 metres of her.
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>>169520642
>Ash
>Javik
>useless
Ashley is basically another Garrus: a shitton of weapon damage with some debuff powers. Javik is a combat biotic, and can do a shitton of damage with Lift Grenades, and set up & detonate biotic explosions with Dark Channel, Pull, and Slam. The only one I would say is useless is probably Kaidan, but thats just because he's either another tank, or a shittier EDI w/ biotics, depending on how you build him.

Basically, no one is useless.
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>>169520642
Well yeah. I like Bioware games, of course I go on tumblr.
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Can you take screenshots with Origin? Or just in general in ME ?
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>>169492585
these both look terrible
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>>169493549
whats infuriating is that the game could look like this

The graphics could be this good. Bioware is just fucking incompetent.
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>>169522282

I've looked for it before, but it doesn't seem like it.
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>>169493549
Never getting to fight along Hackett in a squad was a minor disappointment.
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Help me decide /meg/

Planning on replaying the trilogy and I'm trying to pick between two possible plans. Either a vanguard playthrough romancing Liara or an Engineer playthrough romancing Tali. Either way I'm going paragon.

In the past I've played Soldier, Infiltrator, and Adept and have romanced Liara, Miranda and Jack.
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>>169522479
>whats infuriating is that the game could look like this
You're gonna have to be specific because I'm pretty sure most of those images were drawn by different people.
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>>169520781
>Citing the cutscenes is even dumber than citing the comics
That's just objectively stupid.
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Neutral, no romance.
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>>169522696
neutral engi, no romance
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>>169520642
>she was and admiral and was a respected leader

mass effect 2 says otherwise. She couldnt even keep her squad under control
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>>169520781
>I'm actually using the evidence to build a complete case. There is equal evidence at play for both Jacob and Jack being squadmates, and neither were particularly more important than any other ME2 squadmate.
You actually just proved him right by only looking at a single piece of evidence and ignoring the rest. Jacob and Jack both have combat audio files for London, but that's the only evidence they share.
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>>169521927
you're missing out

>>169522006
>Basically, no one is useless.
Ash is very useless,

>>169522064
terrible

>>169522696
Soldier in ME1, Liara romance
Vanguard in ME2 stick with Liara
Vanguard in ME3 stick with Liara
and im not a Liaramancer, but she does have the most relationship content
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>>169522696
If you've done Liara already, may as well try Tali. Her romance is good, you won't regret it.

Though you might regret playing Engineer. I tried it for a few hours in ME-3 but it just makes every fight move so damn slowly that I restarted around the rachni cave mission.
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How did they get to andromeda in 600 years? Thats like 120 billion light years. If they had the technology to move that fast, they had better technology than the fucking reapers themselves.
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>>169522696
>>169523187
>may as well try Tali. Her romance is good, you won't regret it.
yes you will, and we'll all hate you
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>>169523153
>you're missing out

I don't mind.
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>>169523187
My only problem with that is that I like to use and romance similarly powered characters as my own. Like tech themed as an engineer or biotic themed as a vanguard.
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>>169522861
>That's just objectively stupid.

ME's cutscenes are unreliable as fuck even when it comes to basic shit like making sure people are shot have bullet holes in them. In fact they're the only canon source in the franchise (besides Deception) that have parts explicitly decanonized (L'Etoile saying that the Battle of the Citadel was so poorly depicted that it was better to imagine it as a fucked up Reaper version rather than what actually happened).

Bioware needs to fire their animation department and hire the guys who do Halo's in-engine cutscenes.
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>over 500 posts in 6 hours
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so im about to jump in to me1

can you call the asari squidheads/be a racist

or are you railroaded in to being a good guy?
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>>169523328
>we'll all hate you

Being detested by autismos is a good thing though.
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>>169523643
Yes, it begins. And the worst is only before us, the horrible influx of Andromeda-only newfriends, the utter change of this place for their cancerous needs. It will take months before we get back to comfy /meg/.
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>>169523662
nah, but you can be a bit of a dick. and you only become a bigger dick as the trilogy progresses
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>>169523858
>>169523643
>It will take months before we get back to comfy /meg/.
more like it'll take years

last year(except for the winter) /meg/ was comfy as hell, rarely died, a couple writefags, Taliban getting banned for the 100th time(hilarious), but we literally didn't know jack shit about MEA then.

this influx of newfags will continue until all the DLC is out.
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>>169523187
>Her romance is good, you won't regret it.
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>>169523153
Why soldier in 1?
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>>169524404
>Taliban getting banned for the 100th time(hilarious),

He got unbanned a while ago didn't he? Did he just stop coming?
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>>169524434
cause in ME1 shep is just a regular soldier, but in me2 when cerberus rebuilds his body they make him a terminator biotic
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>>169524689
I can dig it.
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>>169523858
>dead threads
>MEfags running off to shit up /dag/

Indeed, comfy days.
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>>169524404
what was the issue with winter? felt the same for me
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>>169524674
He stopped coming, we are stuck now with autists responding with shitty overwatch characters memes
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>>169524674
he's taking month long breaks sometimes.
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>>169524404
Bread wars were pretty much a highlight for me. But yeah, last year was grand.

>>169524776
You shut your whore mouth now.
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>>169524674
yeah, haven't seen him since late last year, but thank god hes gone it's his fault that fucking ugly tali flag gets posted at the start of every thread

>>169524776
/dag/ was always shit. it doesn't need refugees to make it a bad general

>>169524871
winter break brings out the spammers
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>>169524903
the butthurt widowmaker generates is remarkable
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>>169525082
>but thank god hes gone it's his fault that fucking ugly tali flag gets posted at the start of every thread

You sound upset.
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>>169525083
why? i dont play overwatch, why does she make ppl butthurt?
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>>169525083
Found the autist
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>>169491617
best cora
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>>169525161
you dick
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>>169525203
dont ask me, I dont know why people get triggered by her.

>>169525234
congratulations?
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>>169525301
>those painfully obvious photoshopped breast

why the fuck would you bother even doin it?
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>>169525301
wtf is this real
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>>169525015
>bread wars
I guess it's karma, over the last year I actually managed to develop some kind of allergy against regular baker's bread (gives me the runs) and am now stuck with the low quality shit from ALDI and LIDL, which I am somehow not reacting to.
Maximum frustration.
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>>169525301
She could be top tier waifu if she really looked like this.
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>>169525562
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>>169525534
day 1 patch
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>>169525534
No, her tits would have to be GIGANTIC to show up like that since Cora's probably wearing a sports bra.
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>>169525770
>not day 1 $5 dlc
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>>169525301
Oh baby.
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>>169525301

Hot damn!
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>>169525562
Maximum overkek. It's French fault. I feel you though, it must be suffering without a good bread. I'm on a night shift and the first thing in the morning on my way home I will be buying some freshly baked delicious white Czech bread, still warm from the oven. Better than average sex.

>>169525815
>GIGANTIC tits on non-grampa looking Cora
Oh boy.
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>>169524689
While this is a neat idea it's more that in ME1, the powers are very clumsy compared to later games and the only really good powers are the ones that hinder being shot or help you shoot.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone argue that ME1 has the best combat of the trilogy.
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>>169526356
how did that whole trial business go?
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>>169525301
now do the same with her ass
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>>169525301

Speaking of, I replaced some of the words in a small part of a fapfic, so now it's about a sweaty futa Cora and male Ryder.
>http://pastebin.com/T1cnLxgZ
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>>169525905
i'd pay it
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>>169526857
it's fine
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>>169526578
>I don't think I've ever seen anyone argue that ME1 has the best combat of the trilogy.
you must be new here

>>169526997
nigga....
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>>169526768
>landwhales thinking they can be asari

why don't people just cosplay characters their own weight. i mean there is plenty of krogan they could have chose from
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>>169525301
that's from the thread over on /v/?
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>>169526725
It rustled my jimmies seriously in the beginning as it looked that judge was against me from the day 1, but went rather well in the end. There were four court standings total, but I was acquitted in the end because there wasn't enough proof material to hold charges on. Sucessfully screwed up with my job though. What about you, still in the hotel business?
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>>169527262
>she will never look like this
existence is suffering
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>>169525905
That would honestly be a semi-positive turning point for BioWare since it would mean their SJW pandering was over.
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>>169527262
Hotdamn, only if she really looked like this.
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Ever wonder why there's no fat Asari?
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>>169527262

Lol.
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>>169527371
shame about your jon. and yes, still in the hotel business. busy day tomorrow because muh carnival

>>169527384
I know, could have been enjoyable like this, but instead they decided to tumblrize everyone.
imagine they would have given them red noses, too.
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>>169527575
There probably are, we just don't see them. Just like how there are no fat batarians in game but we know they exist because they show up in books and comics.

That said, with gene mod technology being what it is, you'd have to be pretty damn lazy to get fat in the MEU.
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>>169527262
That looks really bad.
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>>169527713
>jon
job

>>169527794
better than the actual ingame model
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>>169527575
Because Bioware is lazy?

>>169527713
>Carnival in Germany
Jesus, hope you live in at least semi-white place, there are some straight up horror stories circulating about public events in Germany. My jon is quite alright though.

>>169527794
Are you some sort of homosexual, son?
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I wonder what Drell venom taste like.
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>>169527898
Her breasts in game don't look like they're two glued on balloons. There's a way to make them look bigger without making them look like a botched boob job.
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>tfw don't want to reward Bioware for soft rebooting in another galaxy and a bunch of other stupid shit but also don't want Andromeda to bomb because then EA would just take that as a sign to kill the series like they did C&C
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>>169528070
let's not start another /pol/ discussion.
my place is all right though.
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>>169528137
the massive boobs are a meme, her face however looks better than it does in her best official pics
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>>169528169
>EA would just take that as a sign to kill the series like they did C&C
what's wrong with that? nothing to save now.
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>>169528291
They changed her face too? That would explain why her neck looks fucking weird.
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>>169528137
yeah well, wasn't talking about her breasts, rather her face.
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>>169528324
I unironically liked the universe and characters.
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>>169528390
you don't seem to realize that these 2 pics are fan made shops
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>>169528545
well like i said there's nothing to save now. at best shepard is mentioned once or twice
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>Browse /v/ for ME threads
>FOUR running, fifth just died.

Jesus, it really begins.
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>>169528390
in the pics bioware shows us of her she usually has a squarer jaw, bags under her eyes and old man jowls
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>>169528594
No I do, I'm wondering what else they changed besides her breasts.
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>>169526976
>That fic
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>>169528262
>buttmad hillary supporter
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>>169528847
the face was changed. no yowls, less round, bit thinner, chin isn't so broad any more
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/meg/ was nice while it was lasted, we're about to become /spol/
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>>169529082
would have voted trump, I just don't want to get banned right now.
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>>169529315
shut up

a new game is coming out and were gonna be infested with newfags

get over it. we all knew this was going to happen
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>>169529315
We were always /spol/
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>>169529315
mass effect is a literal space politics game, what did you expect? if you don't want politics you're in the wrong thread. just real life politics are a problem.
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>>169529315
/cerberus/
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>>169529867
>mass effect is a literal space politics game
no its not you dumbass
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>>169530189
what you call the maneuvering you do to get every species on board to fight the reapers?
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>>169530189
>political intrigues left and right
>you jump factions every title
>you have to deal with politicans all the time to unite all races and betray some if neccessary
faggot
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>>169530189
yes it is
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>>169529972
The ((((((illusive))))) man
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>>169530189
I don't think I have ever played a video game more about space politics than Mass Effect. Galactic politics is like the central pillar in the first game.
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>>169530427
>>169530461
>>169530517
>>169530678
it's a game where the only answer to eveything is to either kill someone/thing or not

there's no super cerebral and metaphysical thought put into any of the games at all

the hard decision in me1 is the fate of the council and in the next 2 that's completely ignored

the hard decision in me2 is the save the collector data, which has absolutely no affect in me3

and in me3 there's that quarian situation, in which everyone always lets their feelings make their decision.

the only real "political" dilemma posed in the entire trilogy is the genophage cure, and in the end it always comes down to people thinking the krogan are space niggers or they feel bad for "dah poor oppressed korganz" but that's also cancelled out with how the ending went.

you have literally no impact on politics in the games at all.
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>>169531439
>there's no super cerebral and metaphysical thought put into any of the games at all
Neither is there in real politics.
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>>169531439
that's a whole lot of mental gymnastics to justify how dumb you are.
Mass Effect is all about space politics. The very position the PC gets (spectre) is a political move and from then on it's politics, politics, politics.

siding with the quarians, geth or making peace? how is that not politics? sabotaging or curing the genophage? not politics?
seriously, get a grip on yourself.
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>>169531728
BroRyder looks like he just wants to die.
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>>169531871
>quarians, geth or making peace?
it always boils down to people either loving tali or hating "space gypsies"
that sure is one hell of a political debate

but even then the quarians number less than 100 million. they are an irrelevant race and control over a single system is nothing compared to any other race. they have as much galactic political power as Earth has right now

>sabotaging or curing the genophage?
like i said that's the only time where shepard actually has an impact on galactic politics.

everything else is negligible or ignored
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>>169528935

I almost thought of doing it with another one, but I don't know of an effective way of doing it.
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>>169532416
and still, it's politics. you haven't refuted the point in the slightest.
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>>169503640

>VGA

Faggot.
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Mass Effect has political intrigue in the same way Donald Trump has billions of dollars. You can play make believe all you want, but it just ain't real.
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>>169506881

It's obviously supposed to be saliva and shit from him getting BTFO. You're just overthinking it as being something else since the blow doesn't connect. It's just dodgy animation m8
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>>169504630
Oh come on, it didn't even come close.
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>>169533930
>It's obviously supposed to be saliva and shit from him getting BTFO
It forms before the guy's face even moves, originates from Ryder's arm, and follows Ryder's arm.
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>>169533868
>Mass Effect has no politics autismo is a Hill shill
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>>169533930
>dodgy
I would have found a whole lot of different words to describe this utter failure
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Can you guys stop.
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>>169534632
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>>169527047

Going to sleep. Here's to hoping I dream of eating Cora's ass.

Goodnight, MEG.
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>>169534750
stop what? are you that sole poster from /bsg/?
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>>169534882
G'night, lewd dreams.
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>>169534882
Good night
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>>169504630

I miss when the animation in Mass Effect was extremely good
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>>169534913
>stop what?

The beta male autism fetish crap.
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>>169535147
>The beta male autism fetish crap.
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean
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So who was your ME3 multiplayer waifu/husbando/main?

Who's going to be your potential one in ME:A?
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>>169535147
what are you even talking about?
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>>169535463
Never played the ME3 multiplayer. Felt like a tacked on concept. I just recently heard it was actually fun or something.
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>>169534632
>politicians are all stupid! grrr!
>such political intrigue!
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>>169535463
1. Turian Sentinel and Turian Soldier.
2. Depends.
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>>169535463
The turians
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>>169535463

For me, it's N7 Shadow-chan
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>>169535639
I have about 60-70 hours played each in ME1 and ME2

I have nearly 900 hours played in ME3, because of the multiplayer
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>>169535463
Turian Cabal Vanguard and Krogan Sentinel.
I hope they'll have something like that in MEA multiplayer too.
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>>169536401
Cabal vanguard was so much fun, I hope we get powers like hers in mea.
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>>169535463

Haven't played it in a long-ass time, but asari adept was pretty fun. I don't remember much.
I'll have to try the different classes more in the new version. Soldier, Adept, Engineer, etc.
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>>169535463
Quarian female infiltrator and vorcha sentinel.
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>>169536862
Man the Cabal was such a good class and power concept but it was almost completely crippled if you weren't hosting the match due to latency issues
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>suddenly dead
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>>169538942
Kids have gone to bed, school tomorrow
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>>169539019
too bad
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>>169493549
Femshep's voice actress and Garrus
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>>169537267
I hated how poisen blades was ammo based despite being seeker overall to the batarian blades.
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How does the paladin stack up to the executioner? Does it still one shot mooks? I'm enjoying the kick off the executioner but only having a single shot gets a little tiring.
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>>169541103
If I remember right, two Paladin headshots does slightly more damage than one Executioner headshot

Issue you run into is that the Paladin holds three rounds so you can't quite cleanly two-shot two mooks then reload
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>>169539019
>>169538942
>tfw in college
>have class that starts at 8 am
>I sleep at 3 am
>wake up at 6 am
Bitches can't handle shit. I've been sleeping 3 hours a night on weekdays since January.
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>>169543329
I get an average of 5 on weekdays, but then I crash and sleep for 12 hours at least on weekends. Shit catches up to you eventually.
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>>169543691
>Shit catches up to you eventually.
psssh shit yeah. I make up for it on weekends too but I only have 2 more weeks till that class ends, then ill only have one 3 hour class on Mondays which starts at noon

My Mama's been telling me to get a jorb, and I will, I'm just being a lazy ass right now
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>>169543329
>>169543691
You can prolong that shit for quite a while if you are not doing heavy physical activity, but it will catch up sooner or later. You can pretty much last weeks or even months (up to the point where it begin to be dangerous health-wise) on "main" roughly 2-3h sleeps and few 20min power-naps all over the day. Awesome combo which works for many people is to have some caffeine-heavy drink (strong coffee or energy drink) and then go immediately to sleep for 20 minutes. Not more, not less. However the more physical activity you add to the mix, the less time you have until it catch up with you, and you get to the point where any pause for more than a five seconds will put you to sleep, no matter where you are or what you are doing.

Military taught me this, It's been more than year I'm out and I still can fall asleep anytime anywhere. One of the best skills I learned there actually.
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>>169542545
So paladin does just over half the damage of the executioner then I take it? I suppose you could get it up to 5 or 6 rounds with the ammo capacity mod, turn it into a space six shooter of sorts.
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>>169544384
I don't nap at all, just 3 hours a night, shit tons of ginger ale, and 40 minutes burning 500 cal on a stationary bike

My hands are always sweating and I got legs like a track star
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>>169544780
Seriously, try it. It can be a tremendous fucking upgrade for quality of life. Just twenty minutes, lot's of people spend more time shitting.

Green tea is also great.
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>>169544739
I have the weapon spreadsheet open right now. For single player:

Executioner I: 872.10

Paladin I: 350.90

For multiplayer:

Executioner I: 784.90

Paladin I: 424.90
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>>169544885
>Seriously, try it.
Yeah alright


>Green tea is also great.
ugh! I'll stick with coffee
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>>169545046
Holy shit, I just realized that the Executioner does more damage than the Widow (867).
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So, have we gotten any word on the multiplayer beta? Or, shall I go back under my rock till march 16th?
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>>169545581
It was a console only closed beta so it's probably not worth thinking about, the 16th will be when impressions start
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>>169545046
Cheers, got a link to the full spread sheet?
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>>169545928
I have a console.
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>>169546060
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1U8T5SZxl9sncgkcIGQVuNI1BHwKyPEkqfAOwOXRXD38/htmlembed?widget=false#
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>>169512590
Wrex is probably still alive.
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>>169546225
Thanks mate.
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>>169547078

Wrex was pretty old for a Krogan when we left.

I know Krogans don't have set lifespans, but I figure nature must have taken it's course eventually.
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on to 3
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>>169547078
I mean he could have survived the shots but the fall would have surly killed him. Hated that you were forced to kill him, he was a good bro, but I'm not about to be guilt tripped in curing the genophage.
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>>169547934
>Romancing spies
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>>169547934
Patrician taste.
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>When you are playing a xeno-hating run but romance garrus

The hypocrisy is needed, right lads?
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>>169548846
>your character's actions and dialogue outside of the romance path pretty much never affect actions during it
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>>169548846
>xeno-hating
you're playing the wrong game

all the human squadmates are shit and some of the best are xenos
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>>169549078
Ashley and Kaidan are better characters than Tali and Liara, It's not always the case

>>169549040
>inb4 MEA lets you act like a genocidal maniac and Jaal still trusts you enough to bed him
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>>169549547
Opinion is objectively wrong.
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>>169549547
>Ashley and Kaidan are better characters than Tali and Liara, It's not always the case

ayy

being a xenophobe is ashleys only character trait
and being gay is kaidans

literally any other human squaddie except vega is better than those two
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>>169549547
>tfw jaal is probably the gay romance option
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>>169549908
He's not. No gay squadmates.
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>>169549908
>tfw Ryder is the bottom
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>>169549804
>being a xenophobe is ashleys only character trait
Like is it something bad.
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>>169549908

Pretty sure he's been confirmed for femryder
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>>169549804
Bumbling nerd is objectively the worst type of character

Off yourselves.

>>169549987
>tfw Ryder is the top
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>>169549995
it's not

but when the only defining characteristic about her is being a xenophobe, it's a bad thing

bioware should've developed those two more
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>>169550167
>Bumbling nerd

Tali isn't a bumbling nerd, this is yet another meme.

Neither is Liara from 2 onward, though that comes at the cost of pretty much retconning her ME1 character.
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>>169547078
not in my game

>>169549995
yeah, I don't get it either. must be the tumblr/reddit/newfriend influx.
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>>169550114
Haven't seen saying otherwise, though if this turns to be true for butterfaceryder. Then, I hope we get gay pilot romance that doesn't ooze autism like in 3.
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>>169548846
Every seen incredibly common thing real life thing where racists/bigots marry people of color or foreigners?

They don't even blink an eye at it. Because the one they love is one of the "good ones"
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>>169550231
I'm not talking about ME2, you fuckwit both are almost the same character with different backgrounds
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>>169550309
Some players have said he seems really into the idea of fucking Sara.
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>>169550368
They have very little in common especially in ME1.
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>>169549804
Ashley's defining trait is being a cynic, not a xenophobe. It's surprising how many people get that wrong.

She's deeply suspicious of aliens in positions of power, but is super chill with underdogs and aliens on a general or personal level.

Like one of the first things she says in the game is thinking the Destiny Ascension is baller as hell, she likes Quarians because their status in the world proves her point, and she likes Salarians too.
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Daily reminder to thank Microsoft and pray to Bill G for stopping the Femtur menace by making 360 use DVD, which forced Bioware to cut almost half the game
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>>169550421

hell, same
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>>169550421

Considering other 'leaks' saying how he's a very curious person and loves asking questions, I wouldn't be surprised by him wanting to know all about milky way banging too.
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>>169550559
>Like one of the first things she says in the game is thinking the Destiny Ascension is baller as hell, she likes Quarians because their status in the world proves her point, and she likes Salarians too.

Surprised she doesn't harp on the quarian thing more often. It pretty much 100% proves her point that that the Council would toss humanity under the bus in a heartbeat if given half the chance and refuse to render even the most basic aid. Basically justifying all her cynicism.
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>>169550681
>Ryder WILL say something along the lines of "let me show you something us Milky Wayers/humans call love"
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>>169550309
All leaks say no squadmate for gay men.
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>>169550862
I'm afraid of that. and there will be Trump references.
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>>169551024
I'm sick of this thread because of Trump references, that corrupt goblin ruined /cerberus/ posting
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>>169549804

Ash = Pessimist
Kaidan = Optimist

Everything they talk about goes through both of their ideologies, and it's clear that, if you even just switched their ideologies and not the things they went through, they'd still be vastly different people.

Take Kaidan for example, through his optimistic mindset, he went through grueling biotics training and was, along with his friends, systematically abused and overworked to the point of exhaustion by the first alien he'd ever met, and was almost KILLED by that alien. Yet that experience led him to be way more accepting of aliens than Ash is because he saw Vyrnus's actions as 'humanized' and understood that aliens, it terms of personalities, are basically the same as humans.
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>>169551153
What is bad with Trump?

Jesus man, what is going on during these hours.
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>played ME originally on console years ago with all the dlc, sole exception of citadel
>want to replay it all in preparation for Andromeda, except on pc since i've lost since switched
>only own ME/ME2 with no dlc
>have to rebuy all the DLC + ME3 again, which will cost me as much as Andromeda

wew
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Why was this thread been such shit?
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>>169551526
Big party donors getting cabinet positions and starting the 'fake news' meme, also having contacts with R*ss*ns which is inexcusable
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Because it doesn't have enough Vetra
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>>169551357
ME1 also had that thing where your dialogue choices with them actually influenced their personalities.

Ash can end up pretty reasonable and Kaiden a foaming at the mouth xenophobe (if you're female Shepard) they just didn't carry that over into ME2.
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>>169551575

> have to

no you don't, it's not like Andromeda is a 'direct' sequel. No one from the old cast is going to be in it, and nothing that happened is going to matter, at best some characters will mention shit that went on during ME1/2, but overall, it's not really worth replaying the whole series again as prep, especially if you have to buy the games/DLC again.
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Don't do it /meg/
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>>169551715
>calling fake news "meme"
>implying contacts with Russians
>who cares about donors as far as he does a good job (which seems he is doing by fullfiling his campaign promises so far)

As I said, what the fuck is going on here.

>>169551875
once /spol/ always /spol/.
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>>169551841
no shit dude, the only reason I was planning on doing it was for fun. of course the jew practice of not cutting the price of DLC ruined that idea
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>>169551575
just torrent ME3 with all DLC dude
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>>169552732
>tfw i wanna torrent the dlc for a legit copy
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>>169551575
>PC

you can even use save editor to give yourself all the pre-order bonuses faggot, it's easy
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>>169552050
What's going on is you came somewhere that isn't inhabited by broken brain edgy Trump supporting polshitters.

Maybe you should defend his honor there, instead of here.
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>>169551575

I might be remembering wrong, but doesn't Bioware's site have a section where you can link the content you own to your various console/Origin accounts? The old system before Origin took over basically. I can't remember if it transfers across platform though.
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>>169552050
>fake news a meme

There was an "interview" yesterday on his Faux News with a Swedish government advisor who was talking about violent immigrants in Sweden, to save Trump from the bullshit he vomited about sweden.

Except then the Swedish government call that they don't know who the fuck the guy is, 3 different agencies confirmed they have nobody under than name working for them, and since then it was found out that the guy was a Swedish immigrant living in America, a convict, who was charged with assault.

So to summarize your "president" and his KGB shit for you, the literal fake news on his literal fake news site about aggressive immigrants in Sweden.... was provided by an aggressive Swedish immigrant.

That is the level or irony that the story is at now.
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>>169552843
IIRC you can get a legit copy then break Origin and install all dlc. I remember I used cheat engine to give myself infinite credits in MP, nobody from EA is checking that shit anymore.
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>>169552904
Some strong talk from a redditard stray. I don't really care about Donald's honor, there is no honor among high-level politicians anyways. I'm not even American. But I can't stand dumb ass shills like you, constantly promoting their agenda. If you are so angry about non-related stuff, why the fuck are you doing literally the same, you little prostitute?

>>169553217
So everything is fine and dandy in the kingdom of Sweden, yeah? No riots at all, no no-go zones? No rapes? Based upon what, upon your out-of-the-ass anecdotal evidence? Did you spend some time there? Do you even know anyone from Sweden?
>KGB shit
And now you went full retard.
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>>169553913
>So everything is fine and dandy in the kingdom of Sweden, yeah

It doesn't help that Fox is literally creating fake news to make it seem worse, Sweden's crime rate has remained steady since 2005, the reason sexual assault rates went up because Sweden decided to be Sweden and change the definition during that time (see. Lying about wearing a condom is rape).

Fuck off with your brainwashing and back to your circlejerking cesspit
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>>169554306
That hoax about sexual assault rates flying up because of the legal change was debunked long time ago. Read up;
>https://affes.wordpress.com

Even more, statisticaly speaking, women comfortability with reporting sex crime has actually gone down in Sweden, not up you fucking mongoloid shill.
>http://www.bra.se/bra/brott-och-statistik/statistik/utsatthet-for-brott.html

That bit about Fox holds literally zero value to the debate.
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>tfw bioware will never revisit the Milky Way
>ywn recover in a hospital with Tali at your side after the Crucible fires
>ywn live out the rest of your days on a Rannoch beach house after defeating the Reapers
>ywn wake up next to a Tali every day
>ywn not have to do a job anymore because of movie royalties and not be able to because the Crucible left your cybernetics broken and now you have to limp but she doesn't love you any less
>ywn live together for a couple years and then get married with all the Normandy Crew invited to the wedding
>ywn be pinned down by Tali's powerful legs as she pounces on you on the wedding night
>ywn take up hiking, going to the shooting range, writing your memoirs, and various other hobbies together
>ywn snuggle together during the winter days and watch comfy movies with hot chocolate and dextro hot chocolate
>ywn come home one day to find she decorated the house with Christmas stuff and got you gifts to make you feel at home on a planet full of aliens because she loves you and appreciates your customs
>ywn have her convince you to take up lewd traditions revolving around holidays
>ywn spend some entire days just making love and worshiping each other's bodies
>ywn spend the next 100+ years together, still as in love as the day you first admitted it to each other
>ywn pass away at the age of 155, having witnessed a whole new era ushered in by your team's achievements, a similarly old Tali holding your hand in the hospital as you quietly slip away to the next life
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>>169555179
what did he mean by this.
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>>169555231
you forgot the part where you adopt an orphaned quarian girl because you can't have a biological child together
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>>169555231
>>169555415
Jesus Christ
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>>169555462
shut up faggot we can dream
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Quick! You have five minutes to design waifus/husbandos for the next Mass Effect game!

There must be four romance options including at least one gay/bisexual option for each gender. Give them each a physical description, basic personality, character history, and how their romance scenes play out.

Go!
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>>169555598
Someone post eddrf's waifu generator.
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how about you all just stop shitting about trump and talk about mass effect? go to pol if you want to yell at each other.
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>>169493549
Joker

I hope Seth Green makes a cameo.
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>>169555917
I can start.
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>>169555415
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8688193/1/Legacy-Of-Fire
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>>169556021
I really hate this person's femturs, they barely resemble what they're supposed to be. Look more like anime humans.
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>>169556154
I hope we'll have more femturr artists.
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>>169555415
>implying Shepard doesn't go full Kazuma Kiryu and start his own orphanage for war orphans of all races
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>>169556230

There'll probably be a bunch more once Andromeda comes out, Vetra's already really popular.
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So was this a direct reply to that creepy BSN sweat post?
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>>169556774
Definitely.
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>>169554306
Anon who is actually working for the Swedish police here. You've got no idea what you're talking about. Domestic abuse, rape and violent crime has skyrocketed with the retarded immigration policies. Just the other week we had a major chimpout where an entire dindu neighbourhood basically all out attacked the police when we tried making a single arrest. Some immigrants from the Middle East are leaving because it's more dangerous here than their shitty homeland.

That's not even scratching at the surface of the problems we face.
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>>169557162
>No proofs
>Retarded immigration policy since 90s (since you guys basically took in every single refugee from Yugoslavia) yet the crime rate is stable

Only LARPing we allow here is pretending you have a femtur sister, now fuck off to >>>/pol/
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>>169556774

100%, there's a bunch of stuff like that in Citadel.

Like half the people you bump into on the Citadel itself are making jokes about things people complained about in multiplayer.
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>>169557426
If they have to go back to /pol/ then you need to fuck off back to tumblr as well. Fucking sick of these threads devolving into political shit flinging shows, we all get enough of it in everyday life let's give it a rest.
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>>169557426
I have posted two sources with credibility, linking to the Swedish gov. stats. So either read them before you start blabbering.
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>>169557732
You haven't even posted any stats, you schizophrenic idiot

>>169557726
I love the (You)s though
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>>169557878
See
>>169555212
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>>169557426
I'm getting more sick of you bsn refugee faggots than the /pol/ shit posters. I mean you are denying that Sweden is turning into a third work country thanks to immigration for fuck sake, fucking NATO has predicted this, Jesus. You are denying reality.
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>>169558020
Oh sorry, then.

Explain WHY THE FUCKING CRIME RATE IS STABLE

https://www.bra.se/bra/brott-och-statistik/brottsutvecklingen.html
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I don't understand what Mass Effect is about, with Andromeda. Shepard, paragon/renegade galaxy hero? Gone, dead. The Normandy and it's crew? Gone, maybe destroyed. The fun team members? Dead, or maybe really old and a galaxy away. Mass effect fields and the lore? Nah, only as needed in weapon explanations. The aliens and human contact? Nah, half the species are gone, and even in the new galaxy hubs are filled with humans rather than brand new aliens. What is this series?! N7 logos slapped on Destiny game play with Uncharted dialogue, Dragon Age animations, and dating sim side quests??
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>>169555598
If I give my waifu/husbando ideas now, there won't be any left for MEGSEV 2
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>>169557426
I just dealt with a case where an Arab raped an underage girl, I wish I was larping but I'm unfortunately not. It's worse than even /pol/ would have you believe.
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>>169558209
Oh god. Would you please first read them, read annotations, then read Affes' blog where you get much needed explanation and then you reply. You wouldn't making yourself idiot now.

Hint: It has something to do with the gov. changing the evaluation and leaving ethnic background of the perpetrators.
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>>169558332
Easy there anon Smud, Angry Joe, Archengeia, or whichever you are. It's not out yet and everyone is more cautious about what's coming.
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>>169558358
Are you willing to write the stories, you fuck?
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>>169558332
If I wasn't so lazy I'd just do a copy of your post starting with "I don't understand what Mass Effect is about, with ME2."
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Give it to me straight /meg/, how fucked am I?
I can upgrade in two paychecks but I'd like to play before that.
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>>169559230
Shut the fuck up, you are good
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>>169558332
Space waifus, that's it.
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>>169559301
I'm sorry, I'm just worried about my cpu blowing up if I play it on anything but the lowest settings (I can handle low fps if it means not having to stare at pic related)
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>>169556665
If the game has actual turian sex scene that'll get the furry artists blood pumping.
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>>169559230
>8gb of RAM

Come on senpai, not even that expensive to upgrade.
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>>169560190
Should that be my first priority? I'm clueless when it comes to this shit
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>>169559998
That's why I get these games on console.
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>>169559230
>8 GB
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Sara Ryder best girl!
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Who do you think is going to get together among the squad? A couple is confirmed.

How many waifu and husbandofags would get triggered if it was Vetra and Jaal?
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New thread?

>>169560549
Haven't they hinted heavily at Vetra/PooPooPeePee?
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>>169560549
Vetra and PeeBee.
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>>169555598
Female turian, former C-SEC officer was forced to quit after trying to uncover internal corruption, classic by-the-book and stoic traits, very tomboyish, tolerant of most races except quarians and krogan due to background.

Romance is very straight forward, too focused on the order of command to react to you much, thinks you are looking to 'relieve stress' and acts as a one night stand, opens up emotionally if you try to pursue her after, final romance scene is basically you and her cuddling
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>>169560638
>>169560681
PooPee is confirmed to be the '''''''''''''''''''official''''''''' romance

It's DadRyder/Vetra
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>>169560549
If they continue the tradition of putting best girl and best boy together if you don't romance them, then yes. Vetra and Jaal.

They've hinted at Vetra and Peebee though. Don't know why else their relationship would be particularly interesting.

We also know that Dr. Lexi canonically wants to get railed by Drack.
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>>169560856
Oh great, another asari """"official""" romance.
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>>169560856
Who confirmed that?
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>>169560549
The official is Drack going to KROG T'Dog

>>169560681
This is to meme

>>169560856
AND THIS IS TO MEME EVEN FURTHER
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>>169561252
>Promotions and rewards based purely on friendship with management, not hard work or contribution.
>Lack of professionalism

I feel like I can tell this is true just from their interactions on Twitter. Though to be fair, this is true in all workplaces. Nothing gets you a promotion faster than being buddies with your boss and nobody gives a shit about you even if you do amazing work if you stay in your cubicle and don't shoot the shit with who you're supposed to.
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>>169562063
NEW THREAD
>>169562063
NEW THREAD
>>169562063
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>>169519758
James Is fucking terrible lmao
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>>169502557
How is that a smile shes just showing her teeth without moving her lips
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>>169560856
>Bioware makes another asari romance "official"

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>tfw sleepy as fuck

>tfw don't want to fall asleep because I know that tomorrow still won't make Mass Effect great again.
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