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.tik on Tuesday or Wednesday edition

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>>169389863

>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU
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first!!! tik!!!
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>>169417891
RIGID COCK
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But there aren't much leaks now....
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4th for SACRED EXCREMENT
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169417980
wait till monday no one has the game yet for the wiiu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI
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WHERE ARE YOU, MEDIAMARKT ANON?
ANY NEWS?
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>>169417980
that's why we wait here
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>OPERATION MEDIAMARKT
(only happening tomorrow if mediamarktbro doesn't deliver)

To all folks that have a MediaMarkt store nearby:
It might happen that a BOTW is avaliable in your local store. If they do, purchase it and post the legit tik here with a trip (upload it with Tor or using a VPN, if you prefer to. Just don't use a proxy when you post on 4chan.).
If the tik is real, we'll make sure to thank you. Some almost female anons might even give you a blowjob or two.

BE THE HERO OF THE TIK LEGEND;

DO IT.
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WE NEED TO SHITPOST HARDER
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Touch my slim jim and I'll leak
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>>169418048
kek
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HOLY SHIT
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Why would anyone who bought a Wii U even think twice about buying a switch? Why would anyone want to play the inferior 720p 15 fps version with less LoD / DoF effects and terrible tessellation?

If you want to pirate this game, it means you were dumb enough to buy a Wii U when it had no good games, yet the Switch has 2 AAA titles in its first year and will actually get 3rd party support. So whats your excuses?
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>>169417891
BEST Wii U game, fags.
If you're waiting for BotW and haven't played this you're a casual retard.
It's followed by Mario Maker, Bayo 2, XCX & SM3DW
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>>169418101
it´s 23:09 and tomorrow is sunday. So forget it.
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post "WHERE IS THE TICK" OoT webm
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>>169418181
I fell for this meme, it was such a shit game
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Holy Shirt
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I got the tik, guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHUSkyslMQ
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>>169418197
we're talking about the netherlands here not your amerifat police state

shut up
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i still have hope
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>>169418181
>Mario Maker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z9k0F0dT98
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>>169418176
Here's your (you), faggot. Happy?
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>>169418259
>le bad game meme
say why it was bad
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My local mediamarkt (Germany) does not have the game yet. Also, they just closed. I say dutch pics are bullshit
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>>169418181
>best
>that art style
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so once I finished installing a game using WUP can I just boot up the game once I turned on my WII U or do I have to open haxchi first
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>>169418297
the hell am I looking at
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>>169418280
>mediamarkt in burger land
>using 23:09 ad not pm/am shit
HOW STUPID ARE YOU, YOU FUCKING FAG?!

I live in naziland you idiot.
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>>169418270
leak?
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Let's post feet to lure the leaker
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>>169418364
VendorBro, the best anon yet
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>>169418351
it was fine, the polygon count was the issue
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>>169418364
He doesn't know....
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>>169418468
Fuck off brain damaged retard.
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That gy just took a photo and went away? It makes no sense.
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>>169418351
The rest of the game more than makes up for it. Every game has fault you can point at, and this one is no exception. It's not even that polished, but goddamn it's so unique and it does what it sets out to do so well.
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>>169418270
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Is mediamarkt not open on Sunday?
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My body is ready
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>>169418471
>VendorBro
he was a lying piece of shit, he revealed late last night as a fake
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>>169418505
Please stop bullying our friends.
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>>169418505
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>>169418176
Because I'd rather wait until a console has more than 4 worthwhile exclusives to buy it?

Money don't grow on trees, anon.
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>>169418508
>It makes no sense to take a picture and walk away without stealing something!
This is what you've been reduced to.
Take a break, man.
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>>169418616
Brain damaged retard needs a reason to post his terrabyte of feet porn, what a fucking weirdo.
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>>169418517
Its closed
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>>169418508

Maybe it was a kid who can't afford it.
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>>169418330
Fuck off, I haven't even thought about that game in years. All I remember is dropping it even though I bought it. Easily the worst game I've ever bought.
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>>169418654
Steal?

Why steal?

He could have bought it. WTF
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>>169418176
>why wouldn't you buy the successor to the failure that is wii u
well jee it's my turn to fuck nintendo over
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>>169418630
the cutest feet images are the one where the feet aren't the focus but a tiny part of the whole image
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>>169418101
Even if they have the game they probably not gonna shell it till oficial release date. Thats the problem with the big shops.
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>>169418653
then why the FUCK did you buy a wii u?
it never got 4 worthwhile exclusives in its lifetime lmao
it never got 4 worthwhile games period
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>>169418653
>Taking the bait
kys
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>>169418280
Dutchfag here, stores are closed on sundays here too. Most of them, at least.

The Media Markt is an exception in that it DOES open on sundays.

Operation Mediamarkt is still possible.

just make sure to check the opening times of your local media markt before you make a fool of yourself.
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Oy m8 fuckin trolled those 4chin faggots. Hahaha for reeeel m8 it wos litrally fookin bonkers. Oy am i a god dam madman or wot m8
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>>169418717
Yeah, and took a photo to troll us.
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>>169418748
>bring it to counter
>they ring it up
>"Oh sorry that item isn't for sale yet. Didn't you see the signs? We can't sell it until March 3rd"

okay now whats the next step in your master plan?
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from where file the file tik is verified
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>>169418887
change the stickers retard
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>>169418737
so you are retarded or never played it. gg
betcha the game kicked your ass hard and you whined like a beaten dog
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>>169418786
Hmm. Pokken Torunament, Donkey Kong, Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3, Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario Maker, Splatoon, Super Mario U, Hyrule Warriors, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Yoshi's Wooly World, Nintendo Land, Captain Toad, Color Splash, Starfox Zero.
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>>169418423
I'm sorry for you being mentally disabled, but I implied that media markt is open tomorrow in the netherlands regardless of what capitalist burgerfats swines are used to.
see >>169418805
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>>169418887
Post here and explain with another picture.
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>>169418887
did this ever happen? I mean why the fuck are they putting the real gamebox in the plastic thing, when they could just put the preorder shit there?
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>>169418970
Xenoblade. Shantae. Bayonettas
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>>169418610
I still love him, anon.
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>>169418932
>attempting to steal the game
>cashier rings up a game that says "Zelda" on front
>machine reads "Splatoon"
>cashier looks at you
>presses button on register and nervously smiles
>asks you to please wait here for a moment

Okay and NOW whats the next step in your master plan?
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>>169418610
But it was the ride of a lifetime
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>this thread
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>>169418941
Whatever helps you sleep at night. The game isn't even hard considering it obnoxiously holds your hand the entire time.
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We will receive tik any second now. My brute force has reached 1 million
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>>169419091
that's well done
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>>169419074
run
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Anyone know where I can get a deep lasagna dish with <4L volume but at least 8cm depth?
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>>169418970
>>169419067
wow just look at all those weeb games, remakes and 2.5d platformers
what a compelling argument for a console

I'm sure going to buy a console for "Captain Toad"
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>>169419109
We are talking about Wonderful 101, not zelda retard
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Media Markt is closed on sundays, so don't expect a purchase and leak until monday at the earliest.
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>>169419091
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
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>>169419015
>not knowing any shit
>hurr durr you are american
>if proven wrong hurr durr I wasn´t saying you are from america

go fuck yourself fag.
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>>169419091
kawaiiii, looks like a princess mononoke/zelda crossover
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So at LEAST we'll have it a couple hours after the euro midnight release, right?
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We will be playing tonight thanks to bruteforce people
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>>169418176
Just so you can stop fucking shitposting.

The WiiU and Switch versions are fucking identical apart from the sounds which Nintendo say is better and 900p mode which runs like shit anyways.
It's literally like twilight princess again.
Both builds are full identical in terms of graphics and frame rate.
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>>169419091
HOLY SHIT
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>>169419249
nz is 12 hours ahead of them anon
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>>169419214
Not in some countries
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>>169419162
(you)
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>>169419249
Nope, you're gonna wait till the 3rd just like the rest of us.
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>>169419239
>>I wasn´t saying you are from america
quote me where I said this

go on faggot

I'm waiting

oh right I didn't

fuck off
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>>169419285
>Both builds are full identical in terms of graphics and frame rate.
I hope so
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>>169419091
HOLY SHIT
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>>169419332
what are the odds that there are any kiwis in here?
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>>169419149
>you make it to the exit with zelda in hand as cashier gasps and jumps out of the way
>red lights start flashing and klaxon stars screeching
>a rolling metal gate starts collapsing over the exit doors
>you perform Geordi LaForge's roll maneuver to escape in the nick of time
>but just as you're outside and about to run to your car
>five Secret Nintendo Enforcement Samurai's drop from the roof in front of you
>they unsheathe their katanas
>You're armed with nothing but a shrink wrapped Wii U game box

Okay and NOW whats the next step in your master plan?
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>>169419162
You said it didn't have 4 exclusives. You are fucking dead wrong and stuck. Please insult how the games are weeb games without being aware Nintendo opperates in Japan.
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>>169419214
No, most MediaMarkt stores are open on Sunday in the Netherlands.
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>>169419386
Lol the switch struggles to play it in tv mode because it's a port
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>>169419285
already been proven false, try watching one of the many preview videos out there. Framerate on Wii U does dip a good bit more than Switch.
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If these are legit, this what we should be focussing on, not bullshit stories
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>>169419417
*unsheathes disc*
heh...
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>>169419463
oh I was talking about the wii u version
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>>169419408
i'm a kiwi
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>>169419468
>Framerate on Wii U does dip a good bit more than Switch
how much more? also average framerate?
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>>169419417
>Secret Nintendo Enforcement Samurai
>SNES
now you're playing with power
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>>169419386
It is true. Where on that site does it say enhanced graphics?
http://m.uk.ign.com/articles/2017/01/17/nintendo-explains-differences-between-switch-wii-u-versions-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild
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>>169419553
Get of 4chan
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>>169419482
HOLY SHIT
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>>169419285
actually they're not. The comparison videos show that even the switch version runs a lot less graphical effects when in handheld mode. The wii u version is going to have all that too

the whole reason why the switch has lower framerate in docked mode than handheld is the depth of field shader that isn't present in handheld mode, when you get into long draw distance areas.

the wii u screenshots have far worse draw distance and tesellation, its plainly visible in side by side comparisons

Wii u not only has worse resolution, worse graphics effects but also worse framerate
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>>169419417
suffocate them with shrink wrap and then walk home and dump the tik
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>>169419553
All our hopes are riding on you, then.
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>>169419091
nice shop what text is that you're using
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>>169419568
Down into the teens during hectic sequences
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>>169419553
fuck off Micchy
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>>169419249
The latest we'll have it is 12am Friday in Aus which is like Thursday morning in the states. That's literally a worst case scenario. It'll leak before then.
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>>169419468
>E3 2016 footage

We have no recent videos of the WiiU build because they're the fucking same builds.
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>>169419583
you can´t compare them.

they are comparing the e3 wiiu build, which is not the final build and the switch footage.

here look.
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>>169419417
What the fuck?

No one is talking about steal, you moron.
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>>169419606
Your looking at old ass wiiu footage retard. Enjoy your crap port
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>>169419619
i'll leak the game in 108 hours but we'll have the .tik before that
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En españa el mediamarkt también abre los domingos. Estaré allí mañana, me sumo a la operación
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>>169419583
you are very right guess Im not getting the switch until more games come out
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Zelda on PS4 PC or anything??
I just want the game to look really good at 1080p, 60 fps and have more grass
Nintendo please port BotW on a more powerful console or next gen nintendo console
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so when do we riot ?
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>>169419091
QUALITY
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>>169419734
Old footage retard.

Both builds are the same that's why we've not seen any new WiiU footage.
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>>169419482
This dude speaks the truth, focus our power anons!
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>>169419798
sorry i don't speak taco JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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>>169419897
It'll work on Cemu. The financial incentive is too high for the devs not to make it work.
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>>169419186
>being this booty blasted your favorite game is trash
>using the same insult twice

Goodbye anon, you've offered no rebuttal as to why the game isn't shit. Maybe if you weren't a faggot you could have convinced me to try it again.
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>>169419981
ya after a year
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>>169419897
You're retarded
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>>169419920
that´s what I am saying?

E3 WiiU build was an older build than the switch build, if you looked at my picture you could see that they changed the enviroment.
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>>169418101
I'll go to the media markt in Utrecht, it seems that's open tommorow. How do you know they already have it though?
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>>169419920
So if it's old footage, how are people in here able to quantify saying that the Switch and Wii U framerate is identical? What proof are they providing to back this up?
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>>169420004
Speak for yourself bub. You never played it have you?
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>>169419735
Yeah so how do you plan on getting them to let you walk out of the store with a game they aren't allowed to SELL until march 3rd?
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>>169420008
Already waited years
It's nice to know we'll be able to play the game eventually on hardware that isn't complete garbage
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>>169420029
Yeah they optimised it. Usually what happens in the last 6 months of development
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>>169420037
Call first
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Did you guys see Edge magazine gave the game 10/10?
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Been away for awhile, what's the status?
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>>169419945
He said that in spain mediamarks open on sunday too...he is going to buy one if they have the game on sale
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>>169419482
but if you found it how can we create a tik file ?
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>>169419798
>Juego con el doblaje de los gilipollas
No gracias
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Is this what everyone wants? Thicc grills? 'cause i approve that
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Guys everyone go to your local game store tomorrow and ask for the WiiU version of botw
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>>169420217
A Euro guy took a picture of the game but went away without saying anything.
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Y'all niggas ready?
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>>169420169
>blowing your cover
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>>169420089
they have no proof either way
old wii u build lacked several effects that the switch docked mode has
switch handheld mode turns off those effects to save gpu power
wii u is severely underpowered compared to switch docked

so theres no reason at all to think wii u will have those fancy effects, especially since the reviewers who HAVE played the retail wii u build (edge) commented on it dropping to teens framerate. If the performance is already that shit, nintendo wouldn't have put in the extra effects it already throttles for handheld mode, thats why switch has no frame drops in handheld and very slight framedrops in docked
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>>169420221
HOLY SHIT
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>>169420290
fuck off
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>>169420186
Not that surprising from any viewpoint really
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>>169420290
what the fuck how
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>>169420290
the one on the left has two tags slapped onto it.. tf?
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>>169420290
Repost, c'mon dude, don't be like that
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>>169420310
>one paid reviewer played the WiiU version
>paid to say switch is better
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>tfw NFC writer will arrive before BotW leak
Well, at least I'll have all amiibos ready.
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>>169420224
This is in hex. Converting to binary would give is the key
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>>169420290
nigger i am ready haha blacks are inferior
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>>169419798
Genial, a ver si los catetos de mediamarkt no se enteran de la fecha jajajaja
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>>169420290
HOLY SHIT
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>>169420401
there's always a store somewhere that'll sell a game four days early
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Australia
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>>169420290
Why
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>>169420430
well there's simply no proof of that, just typical baseless assumptions. well done.
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>>169420416
*right
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>>169420119
Hollandfag here, can confirm FFXV released in stores like a week before launch here

It happens
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>>169420432
Tell me more of this NFC writer, I want some silly colored yoshis.
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>>169420430
so he was lying about the framerate?
apart from visuals, the games are identical. Surprise, the wii u is garbage compared to the switch, the switch runs with 5x more gflops
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>>169420186
They gave Skyward Sword a 10
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>>169420310
>wii u is severely underpowered compared to switch docked
source? i keep seeing this viewpoint everywhere but have yet to see any specs or anything to corroborate
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>>169420169
I mean, it's nearby, might as well go there. It's more about getting lucky with the sellers, and how much they know about the product's release date.
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>>169420570
You best go out and procure a copy of BotW then
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>>169420290
ALREADY POSTED ABANDON ABANDON
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>>169420290
FINALLY some actual confirmation that the game has been sent to stores
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games always get shipped this weekend even for friday releases, at the least it'll come out on monday
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>>169420236
And the tard keeps talking
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HOLY SHIT GOT THE TIK!!!!!!

DEADBEAFDEADBEEFDEADBEEFDEADBEEF
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SPANISH AND DUTCH PEOPLE
PLEASE GO TO MEDIAMARKT TOMORROW AND BUY THE BLOODY GODDAMN GAME!
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>>169420747
i don't leave my house fuck off
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>>169420572
https://gbatemp.net/threads/making-amiibo-ntag215s.413050/
Since my smart doesn't have nfc I have ordered ACR122U, people say it'll work too.
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Just lol if you think their systems will let you buy the game before the street date.
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The MediaMarkten in Groningen at least are opened on Sunday

Might be able to check it out tomorrow, probably not gonna bother tho
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I have the game but since people shitposted against the WIIU, you can fuck off
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>>169420570
can confirm, dutch stores are usually chill about this

got smash 4 like a week early too, and waaaay back in the day got explorers of time a month early as well.
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can somebody post the link to the rest of the encrypted files please? I'm having trouble finding it
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>>169420879
Is that an alien finger
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>>169420879
et phone home
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>>169420932

>>169417891
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>>169420968
Just a tard finger
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>>169420879
thats a mighty long finger
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>>169420867
>probably not gonna bother tho
DO IT
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>>169420879
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>>169420606
wii u had 176 gflops in fp32
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>>169420887
then please dump the game
its very easy
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>>169420862
just put another game's sticker on
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>>169421060
so once I finished installing a game using WUP can I just boot up the game once I turned on my WII U or do I have to do something else
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>>169420747
>nearest mediamarkt is two cities away
>don't even have the money for it

Sorry, i can't
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>>169419459
Oh, didn't know that! Thanks for correcting me.
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>>169421068
>375>
>875
These numbers aren't confirmed you idiot, and they're improbable considering the latter is above X1 spec
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>>169420879
Marfan's?
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>>169421060
Ehhh I'm going there on a family trip tomorrow, parents probably won't want to stop there so I might be able to buy vidya
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>>169420879
ayy lmao
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Wow nice finger


No homo
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>>169421136
I think you still need to open Haxchi once to boot into Mocha before opening the game
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I will destroy a shitty ps4 game IF someone will say they will buy the game tomorrow
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>>169420879
i wonder how that finger would feel in my boipussy
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Ok lets get organized

WHO HERE IS IN THE NETHERLANDS

Post proof as well please
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>>169421136
If you use a legit ticket directly from the disc, you can boot it just like any eShop title as long as you don't install any DLC

If you install DLC or use a fake ticket, then you need to run something like Haxchi or Mocha to patch signature checks
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>>169420845
Great, thanks.
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>>169421081
I am >>169420037
so am going dw

Is there an easy way to get the ticket with just a laptop instead of a wii u? Because if so I'll dump / upload it at the local mcdonalds / starbucks just to be safe
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>>169421348
I will buy the game tomorrow.
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>>169421365
what about the other 13 countries that have media markt
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>>169421365
i am
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guys I'm just warning you this thread
nintendo is aware of the mediamarkt sales. They've already contacted them by phone and are giving them instructions not to sell any product and tracking anyone who did. They have plans in place to track the purchases of anyone who buys it before release
I'm not opposed to you guys pirating, I've leaked before. I don't have this game though.
DO NOT USE CREDIT CARDS. Do not sign your name. Use cash, wear a hood, don't look up into a camera. They WILL try to identify the source of any leak
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is it possible that the gdrive link in the op has some duplicates in it?
- 269 files
-10,1 GiB
- 10.855.759.560 Bytes
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How will BotW run on loadiine? TP HD had some visual bugs and abysmal loading times

I heard about the Brazilian method, but doesn't that only work once a specific patch is done to the game?
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>>169421365
Moi, onze koning heet Willem Alexander van Oranje en is de grootste meme van het land. Het is hier nu bijna middernacht dus die .tik wordt hem vandaag niet meer, helaas pindakaas!
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>>169421348
how you can destroy games if it has no games
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>>169421430
YOU BETTER NOT FUCK ME WITH ME
I expect the game to be leaked in the next 48 hours
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>>169421458
How do you know? Are you Mr. Nintendo?
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>>169418176
>Why would anyone who bought a Wii U even think twice about getting a system with an even worse launch and first year?
I don't know.
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>>169417891
>.tik on Tuesday or Wednesday edition

Lol, those were all my daily reminders. I've been noticed.
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>>169421372
So lets say it's march 3 and BOTW came out and I have the legit game and tik so I can just boot up the game without doing anything?
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>>169421225
of course they're above X1 spec, its running on a customized improved X1 chip
its a dieshrunk maxwell chip with improvements over the x1
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>>169421482
Yes just delete the files that end with "(2)" and you're ok
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>>169421458
Watched too much "mrrobot"?
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>>169421528
why the hell would u use loadiine for a open world game
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>>169421365
Me, only problem is the nearest mediamarkt is like two towns away and i don't have the money for it
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>>169421528
You put the encrypted files+tik in an SD and install it with WUP Installer.

That's literally everything you need to do.
If you don't have an EUR Wii U then you'll also have to use a CFW to go region free, which isn't that hard to boot either.
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>>169421458
If more than 2 copies are sold, they'd have a hell of a time proving it was you who leaked it in court, even if they could identify the purchaser.

Buying a game isn't illegal.

What's important is that you cover your tracks when you dump the ticket. Use a VPN or proxy, or go to public Wifi areas. It's only 848 bytes so it's not like you need a great internet connection to upload it
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>>169421606
To undub it
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>>169421606
>he didn't play Xenoblade X with Loadiine
Enjoy your censored game
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>>169421579
If you installed with legit ticket, yes. Can just boot up the game like you bought it from eShop. It's essentially an eShop install or identical to one
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so if im hearing this right a certain store in spain and the netherlands is selling the game early? what proof do we have of this?
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>>169421458
>donto serru ani zeruda gemu oa I wirr sendo my friendo za yakuza-tachi to bureku yua reguzu ando reipu youa famiri
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Why are we still here?
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>>169421742
You can already undub brazillian method games.

Fatal Frame 5, Xenoblade X and #FE already have undub+uncensor patches for it.
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>>169421012
that isn't every file. it is supposed to be over 10 GB total
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>>169421606
Same reason some people still use rx tools on 3ds.
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wait was vendorbro actually vendorfag?
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>>169421458
they can put the game on their shelves but somehow they can't sell it, yeah right
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Guys the American and Japanese versions of the game are nowhere to be found. Everything about Wii U Botw is around Europe. What the hell. It was even the only uploaded version to Nintendo servers
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>>169421585
>258 files
>9.82 GiB
>10 551 279 164 Bytes

Is this correct?
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>>169421832
Here is the proof you desire... *unzips*
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>>169420747

Even if I did, I don't have enough balls to persuade somebody to sell it. And I live in an island and they don't ship shit this soon I think.
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>>169421560
NOOOOOOOO
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>>169421832
>>169420290
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>>169421912
yes
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>>169421582
>its running on a customized improved X1 chip
Customized yes, you have no evidence it's improved. Customizations are typically less powerful than the stock chip, especially when the X1 has more ARM cores than Nintendo would need for a video game device
>its a dieshrunk maxwell chip with improvements over the x1
All evidence points to 20nm. It might even be a stock X1 with binned off ARM cores (which would technically make it custom)
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>>169421560
you promised to destroy a shitty game though
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>>169421830
thanks man
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>>169417891
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
fucking triggered
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>>169421560
>20160801
Ya blew it, no leak for you.
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If I'm not playing the game by tuesday night I'm doing it
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>>169421560
why in the hell you do that ;-;
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>>169422047
livestream it
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justr finished botw on neo geo, was pretty good zelda dies while link fights gannon
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If anyone releases legit tik within 6 hours i will destroy my physical wiiu collection
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>>169421930
oh sick, its nice to know the game is at least finally in some stores now. surely the faggot taking that picture bought one, or perhaps they just had it on display? game stores tend to do that. they have switch boxes and botw switch copies just set up in gamestops.
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>>169418351
>playing games for the art style
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>>169421857
Oh shit. I only found a loadline uncensor for FF5. Please, give me an info where to get that patch.
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>>169422064
it was his wife that did it, this picture has been posted on /v/ a few times
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>>169421703
What's WUP installer? I assume an app I have to put into the Homebrew channel?

Will it just install it onto my home menu and then I play the game as normal?
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>>169422092
Give tick
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>>169420879
Man, your dick must be huge with a hand that long.
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>>169422183
wiiuiso. I got me a eur uncensored tokyo mirage for fucks sake, eur!
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>This thread's shit taste and shit posting
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>>169421982
50000000 MAN HOURS
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>>169422224
Ye ye. Get WUP Y installer mod my main melon.
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>>169422162
It's real. The games have that nintendo logo cellophane seal if you look closely (only euro games have that)
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>>169422224
Yes.
Get Homebrew App Store, you can download everything from there.
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>>169422272
Thanks
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Guys
You will kill Nintendo by leaking the game early
Do you want Nintendo do die?
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>>169422104
do you even have a physical wii u collection?
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>>169422224
Wup installer is just an app used to install the games. When you launch homebrew channel it will be there(if you put it in the app folder).
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>>169422224

https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/wiki

I'd suggest doing steps 1-3 and that's all you need.
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>>169422338
well, yeah
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ok dutchies or spaniards you have 10 seconds to explain why you dont have copies
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>>169420932
>>169421012
i just noticed the drive files. That is cool and all, but where is the zippyshare upload? I'm not going to allow for google to track my ass
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>>169422338
Yes, I do.
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>>169422346
Not that guy but i know i sure don't, my disc drive is unused.
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>>169422338
i'm gonna pirate it 6 billion times so nintendo die
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>>169422289
mem'd
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How big is BOTW and can a 16 gigabyte usb drive (it's actually 14.7gb) fit breath of the wild on it
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>>169421365
Is vloeiend nederlands kunnen praten bewijs genoeg?
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>>169422492
as big as my dick*

*my dick is very large
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>>169422435
Because the stores are fucking closed retard it's midnight

Besides, they most likely aren't even selling them
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>>169422104
Should I bring in all my Wii U games and 3ds games to gamestop for Switch credit?
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>>169422338
Yes.
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>>169422338
Every time I see this I ask myself what Bill is doing with his tongue.
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>>169422446
>I'm not going to allow for google to track my ass
That's your perogative, but they have been known to take infringing material down, the download cannot be guaranteed indefinitely.
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>>169422492
9,82gb
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>>169422492
~13, so yeah.
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>>169422547
i know its midnight - but surely that picture was taken earlier when the stores were open
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>>169422338
The youtubers are giving away 99% of the game, be leaking the game early won't change nothing, we've been swimming in a river of spoilers... =/
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>>169422492
10-13gb, and yes you'll be fine
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>>169422435
Because fuck supporting this voice acted piece of shit. I'm pirating or not playing it.
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>>169422307
>>169422323
>>169422357
>>169422368
Cheers lads. My WiiU is North American, so I assume I'll just have to wait for the NA version to leak, then it will all work flawlessly without any need for Custom firmware?

Also, can I install games from an SD card, or do you need USB, I remember hearing something like that
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>>169422540
but is it 14.7gb large
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Dammit /zlg/, so close yet so far for the leak
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>>169422702
The Switch version is 14.7 GB large.
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I've got the preload files ready and waiting on my SD for that sweet, sweet tik
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>>169422701

If you do up to step 3 in that guide and install Haxchi, you can play the EUR version on your USA Wii U. And yes, WUP Installer installs games off the SD card onto internal memory or USB.
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>>169422338
what could actually kill nintendo is the switch getting cracked early a la the dreamcast.

i hope that happens!
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>>169422568
I ask myself what retard makes a 1920x1080 webm.
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>>169422716
What kind of conversation did you hope to start with this post?
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>>169422716
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>>169422701
Sigpatcher will let you install out of region games.
You install from SD to USB or to system memory.
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>>169422435
No money
Nearest media markt is like two cities away
>>169422523
Waarschijnlijk niet
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>>169422828
I should probably do that since deleting files is infinitely faster than transferring them.

No reason not to.
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>>169422832
Nice, I've got the 32gig WiiU so might as well just install onto system storage I guess.

Thanks for the help.
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>the countdown website pings every time an hour passes

oh thats so cute
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>>169422905
anon, you could've sold the tik to multiple desperate people for a pretty obscene amount of money and made it all back. :(
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>>169422839
that seems improbable without a browser or even any apps to speak of
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>>169422798
sure but is your penis 14.7gb large
like could I put a image of your penis on my usb drive and it would take up all the space down to the last byte.
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>>169422991
They

Aren't

Selling

The

Game
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>>169423061
My penis is only 14.7kb large.
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How does one run CDecrypt?
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>>169423129
mine is 5.8 bytes large so you should feel proud
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>>169423083
Just ask for it dipshit
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>>169423129
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING ANON
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>>169421432
belgiums got media markt as well
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ready for the translation?
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>>169421784
Fuck off retard. I don't play video games for panties and shit, I don't even play female characters.
>>
http://pastebin.com/2Y8ZC4ra
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>>169422832
>>169422886
Actually wait, sorry, one more question.

I don't think I'm going to bother with the whole offline Homebrew Menu thing as of yet, I don't ever use it so it's fine with me using the browser entry for now

However, will I still have to enter HBM every time I want to play Zelda? Or does WUP installer just put it on the home menu ready to go whenever I want?
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>>169423083
Just tell them you want to get it for your wife's son who has terminal autism.
>>
anon is for ganon
>>
So when will the title key leak?
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>>169423359
Damn dude, you're a badass and also very straight.
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>>169423362
32 questions..hm
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>>169423394
It just puts it on the home menu. With the sigpatcher, I think you need to run that via homebrew before launching the game.
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>>169423432
march 3 2017
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>>169422990
I hate that it completely hides my mouse cursor, like I cannot tell where the fuck it is whenever it enters the website.

I have never seen this cancer on a web page before.
>>
Hmmmm....HMMMMMMMM?!
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>>169423432
probably tomorrow
>>
EVERYONE

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR COUNTRY IS
BUT GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL GAME STORE AND ATTEMPT TO BUY BREATH OF THE WILD.
IT'S OBVIOUS SHOPS HAVE IT
>>
You are very smart boy.
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>>169423362
imagine being enough of a neet faggot to type all this shit out
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>>169423586
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>>169420224
the bruteforce guy is close to get done (maybe)
7245C3FC5D702DE0056D19E765E2D442
1899
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>>169422716
code? i have this downloaded but don't want to look through my collection
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>>169423537
really made me think

but that's not the leak so fuck off
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>>169423394
You have to enter HBC everytime you turn off your wiiU completely. From there you have to click the app fw.img and that will boot up IOSU hacks or rednand if you set it up. You also have to make sure you boot into one of those to install cfw games. If you want a video tutorial, let me know.
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>>169423537
Take this shit to /v/, this general may be about shitposting but it's still not as bad as that board is.
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>>169423670
source me
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>>169423507
Alright, so if I understand correctly, to play zelda i'll have to run sigpatcher from HBM every time I boot the WiiU?
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>>169423537
>Queenofbaddecisions
Never gets old.
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>>169423690
if u have one please link
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i will post a full frontal if someone posts the title key
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>>169423658
For the last fucking time, that's not how it works you fucking idiot. I can only assume you're underage based on your elementary school level understanding of math and statistics.
>>
It's not the same after vendorbro, I don't want to invest into these """""leakers""""" any more. I am free.
>>
go to /hbg/ for Wii U hacking discussion. We're here to shitpost
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>>169423850
already have one
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where is the tik?
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>>169423752
I think so, but I don't know since I've never used it.
That's only for out of region games though.
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>>169423690
Yeah this is all flying over my head just a little bit. I guess it's why I've just used loadiine so far, because it's very simple. Just open and select the game.
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>>169422716
Hnnnngh
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>>169423850
>>
Bruteforce people almost done if u all did it we would have been done
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where da tik
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Asked this before but I don't think I got a response - will I be fine installing via the brazilian method using just Mocha? I have a DS VC game purchased (Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon) but unfortunately it's not compatible with Haxchi.
>>
I live near a MediaMarkt in Holland and it opens 12pm on Sunday, so I will check as soon as it opens and if they have it I will leak it 'cause I'm not goddamn Australian
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man all I want to see is some new BOTW WII U footage to hype me up
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>>169423907
Lord, those thighs are THICC as fuck.
Not to mention that stomach and chest.
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>>169423432
5 hours
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>>169423987
Here.
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>>169423986
>Bruteforce people almost done if u all did it we would have been done
Why do you people think you can get "close" to a random code? Are you all retarded?
>>
gonna get fucked in 5 hours by a really qt stud guys
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>>169423920
I'll definitely be waiting for the correct region files to leak. Getting custom firmware and all these secondary patchers and things set up to play out-of-region stuff is too much for me. I'm pretty well-versed in 3DS hacking, but new to the WiiU scene.

So basically, installing the NA breath of the wild on my NA wiiU with WUP installer. Will that work off the home menu?
>>
>>169424178
from what I have heard yes
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>>169424068
Yes, I've seen no Wii U gameplay for the final build of the game. Wondering if it runs better than the Switch version.
>>
Wheres the Dik?
>>
>>169424178
Yeah, you'd just have to run homebrew once to install it and then you can just launch from menu like any downloaded game.
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>>169424287
Mr. Miyamoto-sensei why don't you just go into the other fucking room and play your copy.
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ITT:Everyone
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>>169424178
Yes but when DLC comes out you won't be able to pirate it, that needs sig patching too.
>>
>>169424287
yea the only thing left to do is to wait at this point unless someone leaks the NA version of the game right now
>>
I'm off to walmart. As I stated in last thread shipment is only electronic stuff and is the only one for awhile. I already asked my boss if I can pick it up and he said yes. We are understaffed so the old dude owes me something for working my ass off getting shit out of truck. Got my phone will update u guys with pics later
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>>169424178
bro it took me 10 minutes its not hard at all compared to 3ds hacking, the hardest part quite frankly is getting a ds vc game.
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>>169424369
I only have the Switch version of the game.
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>>169418181
I just picked W101 up today after work because you faggots shilled it so hard in the last few threads.

Just waiting for my post-job fatigue to fade before I load it up.

>inb4 why didn't you piracy
Because I didn't want to download however many GB it is and its like fucking $16 at FUCKING Gamestop for pro members

>inb4 pro member
>>
>>169424447
omg thank you, I mean it
>>
>>169424451
Indeed, eShop is a sluggish piece of shit.
>>
>>169424447
please let this be real
btw what is your region
>>
>>169424051
As a fellow dutchfag, god speed anon.
Make us proud
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>>169424447
Brace for disappointment everyone. Sincerely hope I'm wrong though.
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>>169424447
>Walmart
Don't bother you fucking wage slave.
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>>169424478
There's a fucking demo of the game
Its fucking good but you need to get over how different it is and get good. For real, people have no idea how to play the fucking game
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>>169424447
we've been bamboozled one too many times dont fuck with us.
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>>169424580
Walmart = NA
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>>169424580
>walmart
guess..
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>>169424447
When you post proof get a trip please
this thread doesn't need more shitposting
>>
>>169424447
Wait, so are you going to take pics of it or are we actually getting the tik.
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>>169424478
I was the one asking about it in the other thread. So far it's fun as fuck
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>>169424447
Better be real anon, my heart can't take another hit
Never give up, and never let us down
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>>169424282
>>169424368
Thanks, there will probably be other anons asking similar questions when it does leak/around launch, so I'll lurk around then and see if I can't understand it better.
>>169424382
I don't really care about the DLC, to be honest. The main things would be a new side quest and dungeon, but I think I can live without it.

>>169424451
I don't want to buy a DS VC game, lol.
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>>169424447
You have to dump the whole game
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>>169424447
I shouldn't have to tell you this but don't give too many details and get a trip, just do it you inbred kangaroo fucker.
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>>169424642
>>169424661
oh looks like im retarded
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>>169424447
Thanks anon!

Good luck, and consider getting a tripcode if possible.
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>>169424178
>So basically, installing the NA breath of the wild on my NA wiiU with WUP installer. Will that work off the home menu?
It has launch day DLC which you'll probably want, and installing DLC means you need sig patches anyway.
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>>169424478
get the dodge and block asap im not even joking its unplayable without it
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>>169424476
>That old leak
Fuck, it just like one of those millions of attempts of recreating Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess in Unreal Engine 4 like that is supposed to be impressive or original despite all the others doing the exact same thing.
>>
>>169424287
Why does ANYONE expect the wii u to be even remotely as good as the switch footage?

Here are things we know for facts:

>Switch runs at ~25-30 fps docked, 30 fps handheld
>Wii U runs at 15-30 fps
>Switch runs at 900p docked, 720p handheld
>Wii U runs at 720p
>Switch has effects and shaders while docked that aren't present while handheld
>Older Wii U footage did not have those shaders
>In terms of GPU, docked switch > handheld switch > wii u

Now why would anyone think for a minute that Wii U would somehow have a more intense graphics mode than the handheld switch for BotW, when the wii u is lower power and can barely handle the game without those effects?
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>>169424629
Are you pre-emptively sperging out?
Because that guy just said he bought the game and hasn't even booted it up.
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>>169424447
Ok buddy, it is getting old now. Stop bullshitting.
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>>169424447
If you do it, i bet someone would drop a few pennies on your bitcoin wallet ;)

Just sayin.
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>>169424709
Make sure do play another playthrough. So much stuff and moves in the game. SO much that you unlock
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>>169424447
People will fall for this
>>
STOP ASKING FOR THE TIK AND GET THE GAME YOURSELF AT YOUR LOCAL STORE. The people working there are probably just as autistic as you so they won't care or don't know about the 3rd march.
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>>169424781
It has launch DLC? What is it?

I thought the first DLC would come out in June.
>>
Leak is happening in about 10 hours
I can feel it
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>>169424918
5 hours
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>>169424819
Of course. Why do you think that I posted that image?
Many people don't "get" the game.
They think it's a hack and slash or something and get disappointed.
I bet that he won't buy the dodge and block after the first mission which will make him bitch ten-fold
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>>169424860
We always do. We want hope.
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>>169424891
You sound like a beta orbiter right now. You're probably a cuck too.
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>>169424902
IIRC its some "welcome pack" or something. Just items and shit to make the early game easy like what MonHun has done in the last two installments.

>>169424891
>tfw live in an area where the Walmart electronics section employees are no fun allowed faggots and know all the tricks
>one of the few gamestops in the US with employees that know their shit and are far too bro for me to ask them to risk their job
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>>169424902
3 chests that have costumes and some weapons if I remember
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>>169424902
It's just a few extra treasure chests, nothing interesting
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>>169425016
>>
how can anyone still have hope after vendingfag?
>>
We won't get the title key till the 3rd. If I had the game right now I wouldn't be leaking the key, I'd be playing the fuck out of it. Anyone who already has the game has no incentive to leak the key since they are already good.
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Maybe the EuroFag is getting home?
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>>169423362
Is no one trying this?
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>>169425001
That other anon told me to do that though, so I will.

I played the intro level at a friend's place once and liked it, I just didn't have time to get further and it never occurred to me that I could just get the game for myself until today.

Also, I'm a hardcore tokufag, I'd 100% this game even if it were genuine Drakengard tier trash.
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>>169424891
>Oy vey you filthy goy, don't you DARE pirate this game!
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>>169425184
It's 00:26 my man.
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>>169425175
It only takes like a minute to get the title key anyway. :rolleyes:

Go to the website, push the button, done.
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>>169424891
Except the system marks it and won't allow an employee to sell it. Not even with mgr approval
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>>169425175
shut the fuck up bitch, a ton of retail console games have leaked early - they almost always do. mom and pop shops break street date all the fucking time.

i dont expect it now, or tomorrow, or even tuesday, but i guarantee it'll leak at least march 1st
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>>169424860
>>169424447
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>>169425212
Good job. Make sure you to level the wonder characters
Its a bitch but you get moves quicker and other cool moves
>>
Hey! listen!

30 minutes more! Stay tuned, hero of time.
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>>169425249
Aw... why did he that to us?
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>>169425175
>buy game
>dump tik
>break disc
>return to store as defective
>get your money back
>still play game
>be internet hero
But your option sounds like fun too... I guess...
>>
>>16942527
But there's the risk of getting ass fucked by Nintendo's ninjas.This is by far going to be Nintendo's greatest game, a leak would destroy them.
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>>169425382
OH SHIT
>>
Reminder that you can HORUSO DORIFTO

https://my.mixtape.moe/oiwefm.webm
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>>169423690
>>169423927
https://youtu.be/bLstKYB0Tj4

Just follow this tutorial through. Only difference to note is that you only have to go to the website loadiine.ovh rather than the long site he goes to.

Second thing, when you click on the fw.img it boots up IOSU. If you set up rednand on your SD card it will boot rednand. Think of these two as cfw.
You need to boot either of these cfw to install certain games(most of them actually). If you don't, everytime you try and install a game with the wupinstaller app you'll get an error.

Third thing to note is that whenever you completely turn off your wiiU, you have to boot up the cfw.
>Turn on wiiu
>go to loadiine.ovh
>in HBC(homebrew channel) click fw.img
Your wiiU will reboot and you'll pretty much be in cfw. From here, to install games go back to loadiine.ovh and select the app called "wupinstaller".

The rest is self explanatory. Make sure your games or dlc is in the install folder on the SD card. Choose where to install them and you're done. To play the games you need to boot the cfw once everytime you turn off the wiiU completely.

This all might still sound weird but just follow the video and it'll all make sense after a while.

ALSO MAKE SURE THE GAME FOLDER HAS NO SPECIAL CHARACTERS IN IT LIKE © ® ™ or the E in Pokémon. The game installer will always get an error. Took me a whole day to figure it out since no one ever mentions it.
>>
29mins
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>>169425175
>get game
>put it in wii u
>open browser
>go to http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
>2 seconds later
>key is on SD card
>share
>go play game
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>>169423362
Ok so I started working on these but I need some help. Question left, answer on right. Ones I guessed are in [brackets]

1: 1
2: C
3: 5
4: 4
5: D
6: ?
7: 8
8: E
9: 0
10: fucking missing wtf
11: [2?])
12: 0
13: [8?]
14: [3?]
15: 0
16: A
17: F
18: [2?]
19: [1?]
20: 1
21: ???
22: 2
23: 7
24: D
25: ???
26: 6
27: ???
28: [4?]
29: [when was this made?]
30: 3
31: E
32: 8
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3O more minutes, keep it on the down low.
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>>169425564
kys yourself, my man
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>>169425485
using fw.img is old and unneeded, just use haxchi / mocha
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>>169425382
Get the fuck out of here you fucking piece of shit fairy.
I wouldn't want the tik from you even if you had it.

Where's my nigga Tatl?
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>>169425506
H O L Y S H I T
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Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.
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I can't believe I am waiting for a tik that I know won't come until the 3rd.
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>>169425485
wait is this just for DLC and or VC
b/c I just want to play NA BOTW on my NA WII U
>>
Here's some loli feet to keep everyone going ~
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So the faggot who posted the fake picture of zelda decrypted key, me and a friend have decrypted the hidden ids with photoshop, and you can see it's in fact the decryption of the game 99moves, we knew it was obviously fake but we still wanted to make it clear for people.
I post the picture as a proof
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>>169425721
Big anime titties a best
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>>169425846
I want 12 year old loli feet
not toddler
>>
what if an Australian actually leaks the tik
will we start trusting them again
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>>169425917
Wasted time, if you look at Content Count you can tell it's not BotW (BotW has 130)
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>>169425969
No
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>>169423907
THICC
Source?
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>>169425721
>>
GUYS I KNOW WHY AUS TIKs DONT WORK

SO YOU KNOW HOW AUSSIELAND IS UPSIDE DOWN RIGHT

NOW WHAT IF

STAY WITH ME HERE

WHAT IF

THE 6s ARE ACTUALLY 9s!
>>
>>169425578
I AM
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>>169426001
yeah of course, we knew it was fake but anyway we wanted to see if we could decrypt it with photoshop and prove it for people
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>>169425969
Never trust an aussie.
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>>169425658
He said he doesn't want to use haxchi. As for mocha, even I don't know what that is. Haxchi or CBHC is just a way of booting the fw.img(which is cfw iosu or rednand) without the need of internet. It's essentially a launcher like pic related.
CBHC is like 3ds al9h. It boots into cfw as soon as the wiiU is turned on. Hope my descriptions make sense for the new friends. Only been messing with wiiu stuff since last summer.
>>
>>169426120
white bois baka
>>
>>169425958
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>>169426001
i didnt knew that but was not a waste it was actually funny to do it xD
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>>169426120
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169426074
yes it is porn. i want you to know that much
>>
20 minutes
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>>169425751
It's the same method for installing games. That program called wiiu USB helper let's you download full games, updates and DLC straight from Nintendo servs. It's like nusgrabber but the UI is sexier
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>>169426268
You have nothing, nobody believes you, stop shitposting.
>>
50 minutes. That's how long Google says it'll take me to get home + 10 minutes to dump tik and make some coffee.
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>>169426193
>mocha
https://gbatemp.net/threads/mocha-cfw-the-sweet-chocolate-to-your-latte.452940/
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>>169426392
DEER GOD
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>>169426221
>>169426221
ah yeah
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>>169426392
HOLY SHIT
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>>169426392
POST PROOF DAMNIT
PLEASE
HOLY SHIT
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>>169426254
Fuck off. It's Shindol.
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>>169426392
any pics we can fap to while we wait?
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>>169424891
miyamoto........
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>>169426392
how long till you kill yourself?
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>>169426392
You better post an image of the fucking coffee you bitch that shit must taste wonderful.
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>>169426392
You have nothing, nobody believes you, stop shitposting.
>>
>>169426392
who are you and are you real
>>
>>169426392
Art thou of european heritage mein freund?
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Majority of the people in this thread
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>>169426392
If you are US you need to dump the whole game.

Should be easy if you actually have a copy at your home.
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>>169426392
Post proof dumb amerifat
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>>169424447
Ffs this is like the 6th time someone claims to have some kind of inside access. When leaks drop individuals dont say shit where they got the game
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>>169426221
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>>169426392
>not 5 hours
you fucked up
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>>169426535
that guy's dead though
>>
>believing ANYONE who doesn't have a pic of the disc
Have we learned nothing?
>>
>>169426074
>>169426479
It's the Shindol doujin with the cover of a girl with glasses
>>
>>169426595
Exactly
>>
>>169426609
>posting the disc as a leaker
are you retarded?
>>
5 hours. That's how long I'm going to make you wait after a series of mishaps until you realize I've been trolling you all along
>>
>>169426430
Thanks anon, I'll look into it but I'm OK with my setup still. Btw I've been hearing that mocha is inferior to CBHC. Is that true?
>>
>>169426392
US ver will need a full disc dump
>>
>>169426479
>Shindol

I'm out.
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>>169426683
You have nothing, nobody believes you, stop shitposting.
>>
>>169426595
We're all dead on the inside
>>
>>169426392
That's not me. I don't get out of work until 5 hours(lol) from now. Until 9pm
>>
>>169426683
dif trip
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>>169426683
wtf, I believe you now
>>
>>169426683
:(
>>
>>169425564
Pretty sure 11 is two, zora girl and malon. Zelda dgaf
>>
>>169420416
Happens when you work in retail, you don't always have time to put an updated tag over the old one.
>>
>>169426683
>>169426738
Wrong trip, retard
>>
remember this wally bro could be a imposter due to the original not having a trip
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>>169426853
oh you gullible retard
>>
>>169426392
This is such a shitty troll attempt. No effort and its already been done to death.

By the way nice picture to prove you have the game. Every fucker has a phone it takes 2 seconds to take a picture and post it.
>>
>>169426821
>>169426821
The original has nothing neither.
>>
>>169426375
Fuck off
>>
>>169426624
>>169426479
Link me niggas.
I can't find this fucking thing, looking all over for a girl with glasses.
>>
>>169426392
he... he.
Not even funny anymore. We have real leaks now, no need for these ruses and samefagging.
>>
where's venderbro guys?
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Nintendo must be real happy it didn't leak 10 days early this time.
>>
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>Believing "leakers"

>>169426992
https://nhentai.net/g/177013/
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>>169427017
You're not as cool as Vendbro, I'm sorry
>>
>>169426893
theres a 0.00000000000000000000000000001% percent chance he has the game and im willing to take those odds damnit
>>
>>169426392
Can't wait for you to say "Fooled you XD" in an hour
>>
>>169427017
>not having a picture of a wii u under a vending machine

I might believe you
>>
>>169427017
My dad works for Nintendo.
He said it will leak in 5 hours, stop trolling.
>>
>>169427017
>lizard people are trying to trick us

(((they))) are onto us
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>>169426535
>Zelda fan
>Have terminal cancer
>Want to play BotW before I die
>Nintendo lets me play
>Fucking yes
>It's the inferior Wii U version
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>>169427017
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>>169426992
sad, she is quite the qt3.14
>>
I work at the Target in Chicago, we already received our Nintendo Switches, but none of the games for it. I asked my boss and she said we would receive the shipment of games on Monday. The Switch and Wii version of zelda will be shipped together. I'll try and see if my boss can give me an early copy, She let me buy Pokemon Sun before the release date.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9xmHed_N_s
>>
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>3 tripfags claiming to be THE ONE
>chances still are 1 in a 100 that one of them is actually saying the truth

I just want it to end
>>
>>169427213
Nigga we aren't trying to do shit, we have to wait for BOTW the same as you fucking mammals.
>>
>>169427039
dead
>>
>>169425958
I want adult porn because I'm not a fucking pedophile
>>
;_;
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>>169427319
why is she making that face, is she sick?
>>
>>169427032
>>169427307
Luck men...meanehile, have sex with her...
>>
>>169427315
Jesus christ that autism
>>
>>169427307
This is convenient, I didn't pre order a Switch, live in Chicago, and am looking for places that will have extra stock. Will any Targets have extra Switch stock on launch?
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>>169427315
this is so gay
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>>169427403
You can't be a pedo if you aren't attracted to 3dpd girls.
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>>169427315
I hate this faggot so much.
>>
>>169427426
Glad Nintendo isn't going to associate with degeneracy

What a disgrace that this faggot came 2nd in the Nintendo championships
>>
>>169427426
Oh yeah, I forgot how Cosmo set himself up to fall apart when his delusional BotW plans fail.
>>
>>169425564
>29: [when was this made?]
FEB 25TH, 2017 according to the pastebin
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>>169427426
lmao
>>
>>169427017
wrong trip cunt
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>>169427589
>Cosmo
Can you not?
>>
Hey guys it's me shigeru miyamoto ask me anything about the new zelda game
>>
>>169427452
>>169427452
>>169427524
Yeah, the cringe is fucking atrocious. Jesus christ, PBG causes tons of fucking cringe all over the place, but this somehow manages to top anything he's done before.
>>
>>169427546
That's probably the best use of that shitty meme I've ever seen, congrats.
>>
What time WalFag will be back?
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>>169427403
>>
>>169427580
>What a disgrace that this faggot came 2nd in the Nintendo championships

it was funny seeing him being beaten to a pulp in the SMK course because he couldn't do some consecutive wall jumps.
>>
>>169427629
Might as well have the same trip. It's going to happen.
>>
>>169427638
Every day until he snaps out of his soylent induced high.
>>
>>169427589
>cosmo
UUUUMMMM DID YOU JUST DEADNAME OUR QUEEN
>>
>>169427718
Hey shiggy, what's the tik?
>>
>>169427727
PBG and JonTron are no longer friends because JonTron is a public Donald Trump supporter
>>
>>169427779
79c7ec6e178c9c010ec6363380dbbcef
>>
>>169427751
Sure, not having a mental illness means I use Reddit. That's some real good logic right there
>>
>>169427764
she
>>
>>169427017
SANTA MIERDA
>>
>>169427801
One more reason to hate PBG, he threw his "friend" under the bus in a second the moment the twitter hordes came for his head due to "incorrect opinions".

Fuck that faggot.
>>
>>169427761
>he
I'm serious. I'm literally shaking right now.
>>
>>169427801
Based
>>
>>169427764
I miss when Cosmo was a cool guy :(
>>
>>169427801
No he isn't, you retard.
>>
>>169427315
Hey, it's not awful, honestly. (in before ripped to shreds)
>>
>>169426683
ban this piece os shit already
>>
>>169427482
Most of our stores will get the same amount of Switch consoles for launch. I can't really say that we'll have extra, but we'll have a lot more stock than a store such as gamestop.
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>>169427403
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>>169427873
Hey reddit, can you fuck off?
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>>169427914
>guy
UMM COULD YOU PLEASE NOT, SHE IS OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEEN AND IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN
>>
>>169427906
If you have a penis, you are a male. This is an undeniable fact. The pronoun for male humans is, in fact, "He".
>>
I fucking hate the switch and its cercle jerking fanboys , who wants to join me on a quest to shit on the switcht sub ?
one way to pass the time while we wait :D
>>
>>169427914
And now is a literal faggot
>>
>>169428039
Filtered.
>>
>>169427946
I respect your opinion =^]
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>>169428023
Even if you cut your penis you are a still a male, you just mutilated yourself.
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>When somebody says that there is only 2 genders
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>>169427914
what's the story behind his delusion?
>>
Reddit had a tik leaker last night but mods deleted the post
>>
Hey guys I'm going to leak the tik right now just give a few minutes it's been a long time since I was awake
>>
When WalFag will come back?
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>>169428227
Mental illness.
>>
>>169427403
keep telling yourself that
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>>169428287
5 hours
>>
>>169428227
He had parents who named him Cosmo. God knows what he went through in his life.
>>
Hey minute countdown guy, where u at
>>
>>169427863
Ah, cool, thanks.
>>
>>169428287
Thtas just me on another trip lmao
>>
Waiting for Navi holy shit 30 minutes had been passed
>>
>30 posts in 5 minutes
>nothing happened
>>
>>169428287
Don't trust him I gotchu
>>
>>169427180
Which is close enough to zero that it is in fact zero.
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>>169428263
you don't have anything, stop shitposting.
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>>169428357
i-it wasn't an internet alias? it was his actual name, for real? holy shit
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>>169428263
Iwata pls
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>Hivemind transphobic 4chan dumbfucks that are so dumb they don't even know that being transgender hasn't been considered a mental illness for almost a decade now

This is why we don't get the tik, guys.
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>>169428227
being trans, being named cosmo and somehow picking an even worse name when he went into transition
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>>169428454
Yep.
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>>169428263
Oh fuck, someone put Iwata-san back
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"Wright was born and raised in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.[4] She later moved to Chicago, Illinois to attend Columbia College Chicago, where she studied graphic design. After graduating, she worked in freelance art and web design."
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>>169428212
>b8
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>>169428227
He got beat at speedrunning Super Mario, live in front of thousands of viewers, by a literally who called John Numbers.
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>>169428227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs
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>>169428475
But it is a mental illness.
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>>169428448
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
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Oh fuck. I hit my data cap for the month. SOrry guys. I can dump tik but not the game.
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>>169428475
>thinking you're one gender when everything else in your body indicates otherwise
>symptoms include depression and hating yourself
>not considered mental illness
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>>169428475
Gender Dysphoria is a mental issue though, anyone who has it will tell you as much.

Anyone who doesn't have such a thing and is transgender is either crazy or just following stupid PC culture bullshit trends.
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Reminder Gohan is about to job.
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>>169428565
John Numbers was as much of a literally who as he was.
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The leaker we've been looking for
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>>169428628
do it

inb4 fake ticket
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>>169428628
you don't have anything, stop shitposting.
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>>169428592
Okay I got the .tik for the cia how do we get it to your Switch?
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>>169428628
fuck off
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Managed to crack the key boys
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>>169428779
Filtered.
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>>169428705
Still not my president
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>this thread
I'm fucking done, you all deserve to get shitposted
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>>169428695
Delete this right fucking now
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>>169428695
oh shit nigga thanks I almost forgot I'm hyped for this episode
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>>169428628
but if you have no data left and just posted? then who was phone?
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>>169428694
transtrenders are stupid as shit

The main problem is that trans is a catch all for the whole "Im not comfortable with myself" feel, so they go into these groups for support and end up transitioning even if that wasn't their issue with themselves in the first place
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>>169428779
H O L Y B U L L S H I T
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>>169428842
This deserves a ban
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>>169428842
HOLY
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>>169428842
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>>169428842
>Window closing in 3 seconds!
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>>169428842
stay classy
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>>169428705
As a BR I would fucking BUILD the wall for him if he leaked the tik
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>>169428842
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>>169428842
Eat more fiber
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One tripfag left, 2 to go
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Horizon Zero Dawn >BotW
Come the fuck on. I have lost a fight.
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>>169428842
>shitposting
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>>169428945
I got the .tik guys it's all ready to go!
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0spxu5ge2pbps2y/AAB0EpMsvcpzpX4W4EP8e8ina?dl=0
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>>169429239
:o
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>>169429187
What was the picture. Couldn't see. Seemed interesting
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>>169429239
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>>169429239
divine fecal matter
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Reminder:
Leaking the tik gains the notoriety of the shitposting, you will be remembered as the one that wasn't a fag and any time anyone thinks of holy shit they will think of you
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>>169429287
Literal shit
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>>169429239
Even I knew it was fake, but I still tried. Also FBI could you close the trash lid before coming thanks
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Alright folks enough shitposting
heres your ticket

remember me, #ticketbro, thank me later
I expect those free blowjobs
>>
I currently have the GUI interface using visual basic to track down the tik. Give me 20 minutes.
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>>169429287
Shit.

Not holy shit, just shit.
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>>169429239
>ADRESS
One job
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>>169429239
HOLY SHIT THE TIK ACTUALLY WORKS
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>>169429287
soft poo on toilet paper
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Guys help I can't get this stupid plastic seal off
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>>169428841
"You all deserve to get shitposted"
>>169428842 happens
POTTERY
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>>169429384
NOT THIS TIME
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>>169429239
I can't believe the time has come
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>>169429475
Old picture retard
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>>169429475
old pic
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>>169429384


>>169429475
Maybe because it's not your image and you're not in possesion of that, but try a hammer or some shit, just get the disc.
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>>169429239
LEGO® STAR WARS™ The Force Awakens
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>>169429475
did you seriously think that would work

wow you're more stupid than the other fakers
>>
>>169427426
Its funny because if he didn't throw everything he had away to become a tranny who films himself crying all day he could have gotten one early.
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>>169429475
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STEAL MY GAME RIGHT?
>>
Apparently Nintendo sent a youtuber with 100 subs a free Nintendo Switch and a copy of Breath of the Wild.
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>>169429637
warehousebro?
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>>169429589
He would, wouldn't he? Even no name youtubers got it. I think he's too far down that hole to realize it though.
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>>169429671
fucking hell
i need a youtube account
>>
where is that filthy wallmart fag, he should be with the ticket by now.
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>>169429671
I have 6,000 subs on YouTube and am part of the stupid Creators Program, didn't receive a Nintendo Switch REEEEEEEEEE
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>>169429671
24 subs actually, he just has around 100 now because of his BotW videos.
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>>169429809
lol
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>>169429809
I just took a shit. You'll have to wait a few hours.
>>
so what are the odds we'll be seeing a .tik before tuesday
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>>169429475
you have to pull if off the store shelf first.
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>>169429671
>>169429936
high
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>>169429890
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>169429880
More lolis waiting for you to serve them?
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>>169429936
very low
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>>169429880
maybe they know that you are a degenerate feetfag
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>>169429779
They spoiled entire game with. Sheet of do not discuss this though.
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>>169429475
Confirmed for not even trying anymore
>>
>>169429936
Pretty high but the weekend is the least likely time to get it, monday is the most likely
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>>169429880
because you're a feetfag
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>>169429936
This weekend? Low.
Monday or tuesday? Very high
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>>169429936
near 0
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>>169430016
Pls, I have seen Reggie's vast collection of loli feet. It is not one to be scoffed at.
>>
Alright guys I've got the tik right here. Before you download let's honor this moment to those who died before they could even play this game. Alright boys let's play.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhxpesca/title%20.tik?dl=0
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>>169429936
IT'S ALREADY UP. CHECK CLUBPENGUIN
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>>169429890
Fuck me, how the fuck do they decide on who to send a switch to?
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HOLY SHIT I GOT IT WORKING
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https://mega.nz/#!7p5wEDgC!VQKqqfsqKB_OFH08HIUfFlGRbhAtbTn1ic2Yq1DNuRQ
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>>169429936
Likely Monday
>>
I dont have the game. Please block me and everyone
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>>169430081
US or EU?
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>>169430101
Your MSPaint?
What was wrong with it?
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>>169430102
>195kb
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>>169430102
Nice try, 416kb, lol.
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>>169430102
You forgot a key dog
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>>169430081
>>169430102
hmmm
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>>169430081
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhxpesca/title%20.tik?dl=0

It's Funky Barn
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>>169430102
>10720x4896
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>>169430324
DONT
SEXUALIZE
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>>169430324
Feet lure the leaker here
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>>169430382
What? SS Zelda is a fucking slut
>>
>>169430081
FSTInfo Entries:2307602111

>>169430314
the barn isn't actually funky
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>>169429671
>>169429890
I still don't believe it, i mean i don't believe that nintendo just gave them the stuff for free. For starters, i've seen different youtubers with different stuff (like some got a switch and Zeldo, some others also got a pro controller or some amiibos and some got a full package with basically every kind of Switch accessory) and Nintendo (or any company really) just giving that stuff away, even to literally no-name channels, is too unbelievable, so my guess is that they just bought that stuff and Nintendo let them have it early because they're youtubers and so free advertisement
>>
Why everyone assumed that the MediaMarkt of the photos is in the Netherlands? MM is all over europe :S
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>>169430485
WHY EVERYONE DIDNT FUCKING BUY IT OR STOLE IT ALREADY FUCKING PUSSIES
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>>169430485
Barcode.
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>>169430324
CEASE
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>>169430484
Most of these people are actually journalists for smaller sites. They're just uploading to their personal channels
>>
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post some dank zeldas
I fucking hate the water temple
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169430484
It's not as uncommon as you think. Write a good enough email and give a good enough reasoning and you'll likely get a review copy. Even small no name gaming sites can get them.
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>>169430649
H O L Y S H I T
>>
>>169430649
WHERE YOU GET THAT
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Guys I just had a huge déjà vu. Tonight is the night I can FEEL IT.
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>>169430645
Water Temple was easier than Jabu Jabu for fucks sakes, also gay shirt
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>>169430634
DESIST
>>
The game will not leak. Why are you doing this to yourselves?
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I feel that tonight is the night
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>>169430747
I've been having this dream before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>169430805
it's fun
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>>169430764
Jabu is easy. I just hate how tedious the water temple was
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>>169430764
You talking about Jabu Jabu and bullshit?
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>>169430649
Y-you can actually climb the mountains?

That is very interesting... how nice...!!!
>>
>>
>>169428862
>>169428880
Told you.
>>
>>169430747
H O L Y S H I T
O H O L Y S H I
L O H O L Y S H
Y L O H O L Y S
Y L O H O L Y
S Y L O H O L Y
H S Y L O H O L
I H S Y L O H O
T I H S Y L O H
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@169430987
APPREHEND
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>>169430975
>>
>>169430805
It's literally impossible that BotW won't leak, it's just a matter of when.
>>
list of the fake leakers so far
Ausfag
Slavfag
Warehousefag
NYCfag
Cole
Vendingfaf

anyone missing?
>>
Maybe if we ask it nice.
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>>169429671
I saw one with 45 subs.
>>
>>169431120
I won't be on that list
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>>169431120
My name's Lying Larry, and I'm DEFINITELY gonna leak it in 10 minutes! ;^)
>>
>>169430805
Skyward Sword leaked 9 days before it's launch date because some store in Sweden started selling it early
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>>169431120
why am I not on that list?
>>
If dubs, leaks tomorrow. Trips, leaks tonight.
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>>169431139
>breath of the wind
my sides are currently in another dimension
>>
>>
>>169431220
If dubs, LEAKS NOW
>>
Singles an it leaks next week
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>>169431305
EXECUTE
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>>169431364
If Dubs leak on Monday
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>>169415867
>>169415867
this is clsosing... 72 45 C3 FC 5D 70 2D E0 05 6D 19 E7 65 E2 D4 42 ---info:1899 ent:2427950639 vittyyyyyyyyy.....kill meee..
50 28 8B EC 6B 8D 76 80 35 D6 FD 3C 1A 4E 22 FF ---info:2402 ent:398248575 Fucckk liian lähellä.cräss!!
43 A4 DB C6 3A BC 70 65 1E F5 87 B0 4A B6 AE B3 ---info:3171 ent:1383643557 nope...
66 CD AA 18 1D 16 CD D0 52 24 13 C5 52 03 E8 76 ---info:3551 ent:1086009945 Xräsäsää!!!!
08 11 52 67 62 C7 DE 0B 1D C1 A6 EE 2A 8C 31 1D ---info:4926 ent:2250207546 nope!!!
6D B5 1E B9 23 48 3D 7B 47 29 08 E9 2C 6A 03 05 ---info:5432 ent:2119432980 crässääää
21 EB B4 D8 73 F6 58 0B 5D 4E 54 4A 0F 97 70 EB ---info:6060 ent:831887587 krässäää vieläkin.. vituuuu
79 B5 60 CB 79 C2 E9 31 7E 98 2A 5F 3E 51 A5 73 ---info:6863 ent:328127586 ----- krässäää!!!
>>
this 7 will gib the ticc
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>>169431364
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>>169431364
Alright so it's leaking next week. Last digit of this post says how many days until the leak.
>>
>>169431305
that's a nice bulge
>>
>>169431104
God like file name
>>
>>169431438
So it's between monday and friday.

Alright, dubs and it leaks tuesday.
>>
>>169430590
I see but why is the cover of just dance in english? In the MM website It isn't
>>
>>169431438
GTFO, WarehouseBro
>>
>>169431525
nah, dubs and it leaks TONIGHT
>>
Remember dubs?? It was a good meme!!
>>
Guys chill, it will leak Moneday
>>
>>169431305
OwO what's this
>>
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>>169431305
>>
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>>169431479
>US version will leak first

Europoors lose again. Just when I thought you guys would pull through.
>>
Alright since we're rolling, dubs decides how many hours until leak
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>>169431705
Rollin
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>>169431705
>5 HOURS CONFIRED
>>
>>169431705
5 hours
>>
>>169431705
r
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>>169431705
>99 hours
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DELET THIS THREAD INMEDIATLY
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all right guys i got the Wii U disc, i'm working at EbGames (GameStop) in Quebec, Canada. But i don't know how to rip the tik and etc so basically i'm fuck. Help !
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>>169431705
10 Hours
>>
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>>169431705
Rolling.
>>
>>169431705
0
>>
>>169431705
48
>>
when calamity ganon dies he says "HOLY SHIT"
>>
>>169431705
never ever
>>
>>169431305
i've never felt a feeling like when guys play with my feet. All my ex's have had foot fetishes for some reason while I was never bothered about it, but i've slowly came to love it over all these years. It's like electricity shooting through my body each toe they suck on
>>
>>169431705
60
>>
>>169431846
Pixels on right side of thumb, post either the disc or a doctors note for your fucked up thumb
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>>169431705
5 Minutes
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>>169431846
show the disc itself
>>
HI
I downloaded the tik file that was posted 10 mins ago and added to eu version of BOTW and I tried to run it using wuinstaller and it says bad tik file any idea how to fix this any would be appreciated
>>
>>169431846
POST THE FUCKING DISC
IT'S NOT THAT HARD
>>
>>169431705
1 hour and 13 minutes
>>
>>169431846
decent shoop but its a little warped at the top
>>
>>169431846

>>169425507
Though the tik won't help us if it's for the USA version, since it was the EUR files that were leaked.
>>
>>169431846
worlds most obvious shop
>>
>>169431846
show the disk, if it's not eu you need to dump the whole game.
>>
>>169431846
show disc and timestamp first
>>
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>>169431705
FOUR HOURS
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>>169431953
Try killing yourself.
>>
>>169431705
2pm sunday
>>
>>169431705
67
>>
>>169431846
Show disc and we walk you through it
>>
>>169431705
never
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>>169431120
Holy fuck, I am actually here despite revealing my ruse in five minutes.
Trip is actually #hahthisisfake
>>
00=0 hours
11=11 hours
22=22 hours
etc
33 get
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>>169432126
wtf is this real
>>
>>169431705
10
>>
>>169431846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M
>>
>>169431846
That cover art's for the US version. EUR cover art looks like this.
>>
>>169431705
4 days
>>
>>169431705
12 hours
>>
>>169432162
yes
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>>169431705
0
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>>169431120
>Vending fag

MVP by far
>>
>>169431705
1 hour
>>
>>169431705
whatever my dubs are
>>
Imagine how fucking good Breath of the Wild would look and play if it was correctly ported to PC
>>
>>169431846
>faggots that say gamestop whenever they talk about eb games
>mfw i live in the united states and there is eb games AND gamestops

although i am like 2 hours away from canada and even have a shit load of tim hortons
>>
>>169432351
marginally
>>
>>169432192
exactly. canada doesn't use the eur version
>>
>>169432192
AUS COVER LOOKS LIKE NOA COVER EVEN THOUGHT ITS PAL EB GAMES IS KANGAROO

REEEEEEEEEE GET THIS
>>
>>169432192
Yes, he said Canada.
>>
>>169432351
No need to imagine, it's going to happen as soon as CEMU team get their hands on it
>>
>>169432192
GEOGRAPHY MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW IT
>>
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>people actually trying to get dubs.
Do me a favor. Look for the last dubs in this very thread.
>>
>>169431120
Vendingbro was funny because of images but the harebrained scheme of Warehousefag was priceless.
>>
It's over. Nintendo won.
>>
POST THE DISC POST THE DISC POST THE DISC POST THE DISC POST THE DISC POST THE DISC
>>
>>169431705
11 hours
>>
>>169431705
5 days
>>
>>169432482
be nice to redditors
>>
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Can't wait to play this wonderful game
>>
When the fuck will it leak? I remember Skyward Sword leaking like 2 weeks before release.
>>
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>posting without a timestamp
>posting the case instead of the disc
>>
>>169432653
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169432653
It sucks
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hello i am from serbia. I have information that those fucking albanians in pristina have that game you want. all i ask is that you need to fly there and help me and my brothers to get our land back and you'll get your ticket. ok?
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>>169432653
Enjoy it anon
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>>169432653
It's ass. Don't believe the Platinum fags.
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>>169432801
But Bayonetta 2 is fucking amazing.
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Kek please show mercy.
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>>169432780
POST DISC
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Why is Gabriel so shit? She ruined the whole episode.
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>>169432929
here you go friend I film for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjh7zEmqlbY
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No tik for (You) today.
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>>169432801
It's ok for the most parts but has its incredibly shitty parts like in-door gamepad cameras inside buildings.
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>>169432929
I only know that they have it, you'll need to take the disc from their dead hands, friends. Remove kebab - remove your time before you play your zeldas
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If dubs .tik tonight
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>this entire thread and frustration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe5GS0MS5gU
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How do you expect it will get leaked before next week? No one is going to sell it this early.
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>>169432846
Different guy, I loved Bayonetta 2 as well as most other Plat games but didn't like W101, dropped it after a few levels. Not really sure what it was, the game just didn't click with me at all. I think it was the camera, I get that the angles and such were a stylization choice but I really hated it when I was actually playing.
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DUBS FOR TICC
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>>169433142
Is it similar to the one in pikmin 3?
The camera in that game pisses me off.
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If dubs tik is released on the 4th of march and not a minute sooner
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>>169432956
Shut up, satania
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>>169433142
Yeah, Bayonetta 2 (and 1) to me is a 10/10 but I didn't like W101 at all.

I enjoyed Metal Gear Rising and Vanquish too, so overall Platinum has a very positive track record with me.
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>>169433195
I don't really remember either one all that well because I haven't played them in years, but the Pikmin 3 camera didn't bother me so they must have been different.
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HOLY SHIT TIK IS UP ON KIDZBOP.COM
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>>169432780
fuck serbias get bombed again fucks
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>>169431846
LOOK FOR THE WII U LOGO ON THE SIDE
IT IS FAKE.
R.I.P. DREAMS
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>>169431705
5
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>>169433253
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Any good anime similar to Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! to watch while waiting for leak?
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>>169431846
Nigger at least print out a piece of paper with the boxart and put it in another Wii U case
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stupid gaijin
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>>169431546
Maybe It is in a region where people speak english mostly
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Aquele pão quentinho, aquele pão quentinho! hm hm hm hmmm hm hm hmmm hmmm
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>>169432658
I remember New Super Mario Bros. Wii leaked cause a bloke from Australia was sold a copy early, uploaded it and now he has to pay $1.3 million.

These leaks happen purely by chance when customers are sold before the game's official release date. I guess you have to rely on the possibility that the person selling you the game isn't aware that the game is meant to be sold at a specific date.
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>>169433249
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guys anybody know if mediamarkt in germany got Zelda yet?
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>>169433372
Re:Zero is written by a friend of the Kono Suba writer and they help each other out with writing sometimes. It's a lot more serious though. Also in my opinion it drops off massively around episode 18 and on, but up to that point is pretty great. It's worth watching for the first arc and third arc really, I'd say worth watching even just for episode 15 which is 10/10. The other parts of the show weren't nearly as good though so keep that in mind.
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>>169433472
Quentin Tarantino
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>>169433372
Have you tried Slayers? It's an oldie, but it seems right up your alley.
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>>169433613
Fuck you, I don't even know if you are german. And you are certainly not my bro.
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>>169433613
Yeah, I already have it
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>>169433575
TACHIBANA-SAN, WHY ARE YOU STANDING RIGHT THERE AND NOT SHARING TICKET? ARE YOU A TRAITOR?
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What's up with all the feet?
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>>169433613
yeah I saw one there 5 hours ago
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guys there is a specal dvd drive that can read wii and gamecube games i have one it works. to those of you that have bluray drives put a wiiu disc in it and tell me what you see
>>
>>
>>169433372
What exactly did you like about it? Isekai shows are plentiful, but most take themselves seriously unlike konosuba. If you want a parody of an otherwise serious genre, try Gintama (shounen parody, similarly goofy to konosuba). If you like the "person from our world explores a fantasy-like world" thing, try Log Horizon or Overlord.
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>>169433794
shhhh it's helping
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>>169433726
HOLY SHIT
>>
New bread when
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>>169433613
Probably, but they won't sell it till friday
>>
No one in this thread has the game, has a friend with the game or will leak the game. This general isn't about leaking Zelda, it's all memery and ruses. I quit.
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Imagine all the people... sharing the correct .tik and enjoying the game :/
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>>169433829
I see a Wii U disc in a bluray player
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>>169433741
I could, but I'm afraid Tatsumi Kimishima sends yakuza to rape me
>>
>>
NEW THREAD
>>169434005
>>169434005
>>169434005
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>>169433829
I see the draw of my bluray player closed.

Wow
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>>169433987
Imagine that SAYOKO is BOTW
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>>169433646
Ah yeah just watched that recently too. I was expecting some cutesy comedy, not to get fucked in the heart. Looking forward to season 2

>>169433675
>>169433852
Pretty much the "person from another world explores a fantasy-like world", bonus points for the gender equality and not focusing on love

will check them out though, thanks!
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For those searching an anime to watch and funny : Humanity Has Declined. It's a good subject to how much tim we lose here.....

http://images.geeknative.com.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/03173405/Humanity-Has-Declined-I.png
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>>169431846

I live in QC too.
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>>169434132
DROP
FIRE
GEMINI
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>>169433813
They were closed by then
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>>169434160
watashi is my waifu
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My wife is a Manager at a local Mediamarkt, i could take her keys and drive over to check
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>>169434769
If you are for real just post us back when you finally get it. If you are not for real just stop attention whoring.
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>>169434769
that is the dumbest idea
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>>169434769
isn't it like 3am over there
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169434769
If that was true you would have already done it, faggot
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>>169434769
Don't they have a security system? If you're not being a shit like everyone else, don't be dumb.
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NEWEST IN GAME LEAK
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>>169435016
2:21, store is closed nobody there now
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Any tips on what i should be looking for if i have to check the back? I'm sure as hell not gonna rip open bunch of random boxes
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>>169435318
dont get her fired man
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>>169435318
>>169432192
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>>169435318
bring a roll of transparent tape and a blade just incase
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>>169435318
Post here if you want more dumb people to answer and believe you
>>169434005
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>>169435401
I know what the cover looks like but i meant if the boxes are like labeled or something. they dont just ship the naked gamecases
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THE LEAK
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>>169435465
if they're not labeled, do it whathi anon said >>169435402
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Don't listen to GermanFaggot, there is no way there aren't alarms and security cameras in a massive store like Mediamarkt. And there is no way he's gonna risk his wives' job
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>>169435807
But he's using a tripcode, he must be trustworthy
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>>169431705
999 hours
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how will the mandatory 3gb install work if we install the leak, anyway? will the leak version be seen as digital?
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>>169436695
it's post-install packaged unarchiving supposedly
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>>169436819
ah, so that means even legit digital copies will still have a separate 3gb install, then? thanks
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>>169435318
I'd say any boxes that are more recent. Like boxes on top or a spot that would show "this was delivered recently" if that makes sense.

Look for anything that would hint that it's from Nintendo maybe?

If you're being legit, I appreciate your effort.

If you do happen to find one, what you have to do is put the game in the Wii U, then go to the Browser and load this site and click the button to dump the tik.

http://www.wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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Believe in the heart of the tiks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81vqUPsVX_M
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Hello? Anybody still here?
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>>169437338
Oh and I forgot to say. Maybe something that says "Don't open until March 3"?
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>>169438303
This anon didn't see the leak.
Let's point and laugh.
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>>169438547
That's cause posting activity slowed down.

How do you do the thing where it gives you a unique ID number so people know it's the same person posting?
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So then: how do you dump tickets?
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>>169438884
>If you do happen to find one, what you have to do is put the game in the Wii U, then go to the Browser and load this site and click the button to dump the tik.
>http://www.wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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>>169438884
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>169438884
Put an sd card in and go here in the browser
http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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>>169438884
oh.
That's very nice art.
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>>169438884
HOLY SHIT
>>
Hypothetically you'd dump the entire disc because the US ticket would be worthless to the EU dump everyone has. But then again this is all fake so you go kill yourself you faggot
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>>169438884
>American copy
Dump the whole thing with DDD
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