>When does the new season start?
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/season-4-start-28-february-2017-countdown-clock
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203
>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
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>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
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http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Last Thread >>169378409
>tfw no gf
Remove shipfags
Have a good day /owg/
Absolutely no boys allowed.
remove omnics
>mfw waiting for the new hero
benis-themed hero when
Now someone make one of their bulgesand a NSFW one of the dicks :]
I'm aboywhat are you gonna do about it
Bully your Mei every single day.
In a nutshell
SO WHO IS NEW HERO JEFF?
>>169411356
>>169411554
>>169411807
>>169411973
All next heroes should be Amaris to be quite honest.
Pharah is a dumb brown slut and not at all pure.
The only pure waifu isReinhardt
>>169412229
>Reinhardt
>not mei's robot
>>169412334
fuck you're right
>>169412334
>snowball
>not athena
>>169411930
The Pyrokinetic Gorilla that runs the Gorilla Rebellion on the moon everyone tried to forget about. It built a fake persona in its mind, because it's a fucking crazy monkey monster that thinks its a little girl.
All those black engineer girls you've seen in leaks are just the persona of the ape. He flies around in a half-dishelved straight jacket and sends all that clutter in maps across the map as flaming fire balls.
>>169411356
Jamison Fawkes!
>>169411356
Remember when Blizzard invented a character with no purpose to the story other than making Tracer gay?
Mei a cute!
I want to go on a date with Sombra
>>169412661
not every character needs to be a main character. exposition characters exist to do their jobs
>>169412661
That sounds important so I think I would've remembered if that happened
>>169412528
>I'm so cuhrayzee XdxxDXDDD just like the Joker x3!
>best
ok
Detective hero when?
>>169412682
T H I C C
>>169412967
>>169412682
Mei cuter when harassed by Strayans.
>>169412846
I love him, anon! I think he's the cutest and best boy in the whole cast!
>>169412334
>snowball
>he hasn't seen the webm
>>169413095
and SEXY
WHERE IS THE NEXT PAGE
REEEEEEE
>>169411601
>tfw
>>169413232
they always make his face older than he is
hes only 25
>>169413257
post the rest to get us up to date while we wait.
>>169413257
Something about that soldier seems off
>>169412661
Remember when Blizzard invented a character with no purpose to the story other than making Torb married?
Map Builder when?
>>169412661
Are you still mad Tracer will never touch your dick?
>>169413387
From the beginning or when it starts to get good?
>>169413392
Coelasquid's style doesn't fit everyone.
>>169413351
But hes been through a lot of shit.
>>169413082
>the aussie has yellow fever
art replicates life
>>169413550
Beginning of course
>>169413554
She drew Jack better in the beginning though.
>>169411787
>you will never bend Mei over your knee as she squawks protests in high pitch chinese nonsense
>you'll never pull down her pants, make her shriek in surprise and anger, and then spank that fat dumpling ass red and raw
>you will never have Mei fight back to slowly quietly sobbing and getting red in the face as she seems to relax into it
>you will never then stop and keep your hands on her back, as she lays draped over your lap, shivering and breathing heavily, sniffling and squirming a little
>you'll never them carry Mei over your shoulder, ass exposed to the world, as Mei, now silent save a few sharp gasps, surrenders to whatever nefarious schemes you have for her and her fat fat butt
>>169413743
Now he has a really bad case of Faggot Face.
>>169413232
Yes! Everything about him is amazing and I'm so glad Blizzard made him!
>>169413351
I think it's like >>169413557 said - between the radiation and growing up around Junkers, he's had a rough life. It's pretty sad.
>>169413654
The Rape of Nanking ain't got shit on what Australians would do to the Far East if they got the imperial itch again. So MUCH bully.
Remember that if you can't fucking juggle enemies as phara or junkrat you don't deserve to play them
Cinematic never
>>169413873
>between the radiation and growing up around Junkers,
Not to mention the constantly working with chemicals, smoking all the time, and sleeping on his face.
>>169413959
Blizzard doesn't work on the weekend. Wait until monday
>>169413743
Yeah he looks much better there.
>>169413998
>Work
All they have to do is unprivate a video
>thread has been up for half an hour
>no discussion of the game mechanics, map balance, heroes, or strategies at all
>instead a bunch of posts about which characters are the "hottest" and who should be shipped with who
You know your game is in the gutter when it rivals /wowg/
>>169414113
at least it's not as dead as /tf2g/
>>169414113
It's off-season so it's worse than usual.
>>169414113
wow general doesn't even shitpost this hard
>>169414113
most generals are like this, at least when your game isn't as new
>>169414113
It's off season and we're waiting for a new hero.
>>169414113
So what's your favorite waifu?
>>169413981
Yeah, that's true. I'm not sure if I hate or love thinking about this stuff, because it's important to his character, but I just feel so awful and it makes me want to spoil him!
Hero you are best with.
Hero you are worst with.
Mine are Zenyatta (best) and Hanzo (worst).
>>169414113
what do you expect? The maps are an unbalanced mess
The heroes are unbalanced as hell
and the meta is somehow getting more stale
>>169414367
>Hero you are best with.
Zarya, Lucio, Mei, and Tracer
>Hero you are worst with.
Genji, Hanzo, Reinhardt, and D.Va
>>169414367
Best with Zen, worst with McCree
>>169414367
I'm fine with most heroes but shit as Genji
Stop
Playing games
Till I'm done
Exchanging names!
>>169414367
>lucio, ana , mercy
>all the other heroes
>>169414113
That's just stupid mei posters
>>169414113
Everyone is ignoring the fact that the next meta is going to be stale as fuck. No healers come close to Ana and Lucio. No tanks come close to Rein and Zarya. And no dps comes close to S76 and Bastion. Hell Bastion recon mode has more consistent dps than S76 since they narrowed his spread.
And Blizzard, despite making over a quarter of a billion on the game on the game in less than a year, has only managed to crank out TWO maps and hasn't balanced any of the others.
>>169414367
>best
Zenyatta, Zarya, Lucio
>worst
Widowmaker, Sombra
>>169413927
Junkrat will forcefully get war reparations from Mei's chink pussy
>>169414607
You forgot Sombra still being a complete joke because they don't know how to balance. They flat out said that they don't want another Ana situation so they aren't touching. They have so little confidence in their inability to fuck up the balance that they are just ignoring her because they don't know what to do.
THE AWOO HUNTS FOR IT'S PREY!
>Mystery Heroes
>5 tanks and ana
Fastest win ever recorded.
>>169412661
Remember when Blieeard invented a character with no purpise to the story other than trying to stop Reinhardt from delivering JUSTICE and failed?
>>169414367
Best w/: Reinhardt
Worst w/: Someone like Mcree or Widowmaker, I got shakey aim
>>169414113
/tf2g/ has been like that for YEARS
there's a god damn /trash/ thread just for the furry fucks
>>169414797
>they don't know what to do
Kinda like how they gave a hook mechanic to the hero that can one shot 19 out of 23 others? Or the single fact that they build a hero around the concept of one shotting people.
Or the fact that the loot boxes are squired through arcade only. The most casual section of the game rewards you with loot boxes for winning.
>>169415232
Because spirit of tf2 is long dead
>>169412528
No good bully.
>>169415273
my favorite is how they broke ana's heal grenade in the ptr to only block 70%... because they capped the damage resistence to 70%
now ignoring the fact that they are capping all hero damage resistance instead of addressing the broken class mechanic interaction of bastion and ana (seriously does any other hero even come close to 70% damage resis?) how the FUCK did introducing a global cap on damage resistance change how much healing is blocked by Ana's grenade?
>just hooked and one-shot junkrat's ultimate
Roadhog is fucking ridiculous.
>>169415584
Blizzard literally doesn't understand how to program anything, all of their people that knew how to do anything left years ago.
what does it mean when the ult icons in the killfeed are red?
>>169415584
>ana's grenade works by somehow using the damage resistance variable to block how much can be healed by opponents
Please tell me your are fucking kidding and this isn't true. The game hasn't even been out a year, they can't have spaghetti code already
>>169415702
Headshot
>>169415702
100 % kill with it
>>169415463
He's a very sweet and pure boy! And he's not opposed to doing good, either!
>>169415603
I heard you could hook the tire, but I've never actually seen someone do it. That's really cool, anon!
>>169415603
the fact that junk's ultimate breaks apart instead of exploding when it gets destroyed is still weird
I mean it's not like he's sitting around 1% pick rate or anything OH WAIT
>>169415693
Not him but this is true. I mean Chris Metzen got his degree in creative writing and has been in charge of writing lore and nothing else and jeff was in charge of writing quest dialogue and designing raid layout.before going on titan and then overwatch. I'd be sceptical if they even took calculus let alone know hot to program
>>169415947
I'm still confused Jeff knew he was getting hired by Blizzard and purposely fucked with the EQ devs. He gave some really shitty advice that resulted in a horrible major patch and then left to work for Blizz on WoW at almost the exact time it hit
Give me one reason to not be in love with Sombra
>>169414367
>best
Zen, Zarya, Genji
>worst
Probably Ana, I do okay with her, but not relative to what she's capable of.
Also I have 0 minutes on Hanzo and Mercy.
>>169416296
She's a stereotypical mexican to the extent that she was part of a cartel at a young age and is addicted to crime?
>>169416296
you can't play her
>>169415903
I'm too distracted by the BotW leak to post today. Sorry.
>>169415903
>ywn be impregnated by the commanders with their super soldier genes
cinematic in 8 minutes
>>169416471
>>169416296
I can't
>>169414113
Overwatch is LITERALLY GotY. Show a little respect, maybe???
>>169413082
>iFunny.co
>>169416670
>her short showed her manipulating the environment to the extent that it would come alive and aid her with a simple touch
>easily the best thing about her design
>it's not reflected in game at all
>Tell the team to group up
>They all use the understood command
>Watch as they all run past me one by one
>They continue to do this no matter how many times I tell them to group up
>>169416829
Originally she was gonna have something like that but testers didn't like it.
>>169412176
Unless the next character is Pharah's sister they should stop trying to make new waifus because they already made the perfect one.
>tfw thinking about killing myself since off season started
>>169416642
Dumb dabposter
>>169416952
that's how i felt during the off-season between s1 and s2. worst 2 weeks of my life.
>>169416642
??
>>169416929
>testers didn't like it.
Aka Blizzard couldn't get it to work properly because they can't code worth shit. It's the same reason they said that the game is better at 6v6 than 8v8 because testers "couldn't handle that much information"
Hanzo's boypussy
>>169416928
>play rein
>group up with me!
>everybody groups up
>get ready to make a push
>everyone immediately proceeds to fuck off and die in some random part of the map
WHY
>>169417117
i honestly hope you die irl for actually wanting 8v8 ow
you are everything thats wrong with the world and i would kill you if i could
5v5 when
>>169417205
I can't tell if this is implying Shimadacest or Zenyatta/Hanzo
>>169415710
>The game hasn't even been out a year, they can't have spaghetti code already
There's no requirement that your game be out before you have spaghetti code. It was probably Al Dente in beta.
>>169417117
The problem was she could hack a point to contest it but the hologram was invincible instead of having some amount of hp.
>>169417320
One of the hands is wearing a glove. It's McHanzo.
>>169417205
more like manpussy.
>>169414367
Tracer
Sombra(playstyles are so different)
I honestly don't know what to do as Sombra it's like I can't make any mistakes with her.
reminder healers dont take skill
>>169413472
How old is this guy anyway? Compared to Jeff? I found it odd that Jeff spoke of him so highly (as a game dev) eventho I'd imagine them both being the same age.
>>169414367
Zarya (still improving though)
Hanzo (easy to panic, arrows make no sense)
>>169417469
Really depends on the team. I'd go as far as to say that healers are the most difficult to play if your team is retarded
>>169416642
WHERE IS IT??
>>169417469
Ana absolutely takes skill
>>169414113
>>>/tesg/
>>169414367
best: zarya, reinhardt, lucio, dva
worst: widow, mccree, pharah, tracer
>>169417469
>Zen at the same level as Lucio, Mercy and Symmetra
>>169412742
I want to tickle Sombra's rectum with that sparkler
>>169418128
that would be extremely painful
>>169416928
>Me: "Group up with me, my ultimate is ready"
>Reinhardt: "FUCK YOU, ANA. DON'T TELL ME TO GROUP UP"
Comp babbies in QP was a mistake.
been out all day, any new info on the new hero coming up
>>169417469
>>169418542
Reverse the order and you're getting close
>Your name is now "Jeff from the Overwatch team"
Whats the first change you would make?
Should I go full cancer and be a symmetra main for S4?
S3 I was a junk main, so it's either Symm, Bastion, or Sombra. I suck at all of them, but S3 proved that going full cancer with a character makes me pretty fucking decent with them.
>>169418542
>Symmetra, Torbjorn and Bastion
>Skill
Nice bait, have a (You)
>Main Rein
>Call for healing
>"Omg Rein stop asking for healing I know who needs it and who doesn't"
Why do they spazz out like this. Heal better and I won't ask.
>>169418690
Delete genji
Delete hanzo.
Nerf symmerta beam range.
>>169417469
Good lucios just sit there and heal the team
God tier lucios can kill the enemy team so they don't have to heal
>>169417469
>>169418690
Now sobra can attack/hack from invisibility and after this she become visible of course.
>>169418186
Por tu
>>169418845
>i dont know how this meme works
(you)
>>169419145
It's "Para ti" friend
>>169419060
Genji objectively takes the most skill out of dps and I don't even play him.
But I've seen great genjis come out on top of 3v1s
sup
>>169419085
letting Sombra attack while hacking would be pretty good.
>>169418724
What is your definition of cancerous in the first place? Playing Junkrat is a gift to the enemy team, which mean only 5 players will hate you but 6 will like you.
>>169419240
>Ability reset
>Skill
>>169419250
Greetings
solider players need to be burned at the stake
>>169419436
sym players need to be impaled
>>169419240
not hard to win 3v1 as geni against a certain lineup
>>169418724
Full cancer?
Symm is the GOAT on defense, offense might be hard but it's ez wins on D
>>169418542
too obvious
>>169419250
Ni hao
>>169419359
>Ability reset that you have to earn
T.shitter
How come only a handful of the Legendary skins fit the character's theme?
> the year of our lord 2012 + 5
> people still don't know how deal with Symmetra
Looks like another season in Masters for me
>>169419664
>ult that does 120 aoe damage every 0.6 seconds for 6 seconds
>free get out jail card with deflect
>>169419698
Because Blizzard are clueless.
>>169419231
I know but I wanted it to sound like the original.
Have some fun in your life, amego.
>>169419664
>do 1 damage
>Someone else kills the person
>You still get the reset
Very hard earned, 10 years of genji experience needed to pull this off.
>tfw making gms mad on 3v3 while your season high is 3.4k
widow is truly the best waifu
>>169419698
Because epic skins are superior in almost every way.
ROADHOG
RIDES
AGAIN
>>169420030
I love that one, it's adorable.Speedohog is still my main spray though.
>>169420030
>Decide to play quickplay since the season is over
>Play Reinhardt because I can't aim
>Am good enough, ranked diamond last season
>Put up my shield
>Notice no one is behind me
>Call for a group up
>No one is still getting behind me
>Tell everyone the whole point is to use my shield, that is why it is in the game
>No one comes still
>We get completely shutout
>Realize there may as well only be one game type: comp because quickplay isn't even an option as a non-dps hero
>>169419357
Now see, playing junk to plat made me somewhat competent with him. I'm not one of those fucktard rats who just wildly lob all over the zarya shields. I was actually pretty fucking good with him by the end.
By cancer I mean one of those people who play stupid picks on the wrong type of map, but somehow manage to rape face every time because no one expects them to actually be /good/ at the hero.
I know Symm is easy as shit to play on defense as long as you can get your turrets placed in non retarded spots, but on offense, KotH and Payload she's supposed to suck.
I know Sombra really isn't a cancer pick because she's a fucking beast once you learn her, and I feel Bastion might be the same now that he's basically a better S76, but I want to git gud at multiple heroes that no one ever thinks to play outside of certain maps.
>>169419698
Who cares? They look cool or are just funny little costumes and that's what matters
>roadhog with 300 hours on roadhog tries to tell me roadhog takes skill in 3v3
>>169420109
>Jump on qp
>90% of games are no healers and no rein, with a sombra, torb, hanzo, or widow
Tuesday can't come soon enough.
>>169420265
git gud, m890
>>169420265
Do you play Roadhog at all? Because I think the guy with 300 hours probably knows a thing or two more than you do
Why is Soldier 76 so overpowered?
>>169418690
Roadhog uses both of his hands to throw his hook, making it impossible for him to instantly kill whoever he grabs and instead make the hook a tool to force people out of position to make it a team effort.
Nerf headshot damage on Widow.
Make Reinhardt's ultimate charge slower.
Remove Symmetra.
>>169420109
>Play QP
>Defense on Hanamura
>Sombra, torb, widow, genji, tracer and mei defense
>We hold out and win
>>169420181
>plat
>pretty fucking good
lol
Just play Torbjörn. I don't even think you need to git gud with his rivet gun in this bracket.
If you could design a legendary for a hero what would it be?
I'd personally want Magical Girl DV.a or Blackwatch McCree.
>>169420498
>Nerf headshot damage on Widow.
Are you dumb?She is a sniper she has to kill with the headshot.
>tfw terribly shy
>tfw still want to play competitve
i-is it time for me to get a mic?
>>169420493
DPS too big against tanks. He is weaker than McMeme against 200 hp heroes.
Has anyone had this problem where when you play Overwatch for a few hours and exit the game your computer freezes for like 5 to 10 minutes but everything is fine after that? I'm trying to figure out what's wrong, I'm using win 10 and turned off Xbox dvr recording already.
>>169420523
sombra is actually a very good defensive hero but people sperg out because shes in offence class instead of specialist
>>169420498
>nerf headshot damage on widow
Oh so you're retarded, cool
when will I be able to choose which brawls I want to play? or are they just going to ignore a simple feature that should have been there in the first place
>>169420574
I'm certain I could have gone diamond with him, but then real life struck and I had to get a fucking job so my play time decreased drastically.
>>169418690
>Symmetra:
Can destroy her ult by double tapping Q, requires a recharge of her ult.
>Roadhog:
CD on hook increased by 1 second.
>Reaper
Range on shotguns increased by 0.5m, damage at 0.0m buffed slightly
>Zen
Discord gives him and only him a +45% boost to damage output, everyone else stays at +30%. Movement speed buffed by 5%
>Sombra
Invisibility is now on a resource meter, range of her ultimate is buffed slightly (note, still doesn't pass through walls). Can now hack certain doors/etc on maps, closing paths and opening new ones
>DVa
Defense matrix delay between taps slightly decreased. 300HP/300armor. Damage fall off raised by 0.5m
>Phara
"Weight" increased (She falls to the ground sooner when not boosting). Resource meter increased slightly to compensate.
>Mercy
New ability that removes all active debuffs on character she is currently healing. Pistol projectile speed increased slightly
>Winston
Tesla is now 1.25x more effective against machines (Genji, torb turret, bastion, etc)
>>169420523
I imagine that'd be like a retard scoring the highest on a test only because the rest of the class were legally considered vegetables.
>>169420579
Unmasked Roadhog or Overwatch Suit Mercy
>>169420579
Hooded Sombra
>>169420579
>pumpkin MEKA with D.Va dressed as a black cat
>shark MEKA with D.Va dressed as a surfer
Those were some of the better ideas people came up with and it's a shame that at least one of them has no chance of happening.
>>169420714
you can get to diamond without using voice chat at all
>>169420714
You don't really need a mic until like diamond
>>169420579
I'd make Diet and Exercise Mei.
I don't even play her, I'd just do it for the salt.
>>169420579
Something like this for Soldier and maybe an 80s mecha/robot inspired skin for Reinhardt
>>169420734
I was the sombra
I just focused on hacking all the health kits
>>169420579
Red Army Zarya.
>>169420829
Oh and I really liked that Soldier 1776 concept.
>>169420661
>>169420735
I remember the TF2 crowd were excited about Widow because their main problem with sniper in TF2 was he could just M2 M1 then you're dead. They thought the split second scope delay on Widow would balance it.
Now here we are complaining the same way about her that we did Australian Kangaroo Man.
>>169420579
>>169420810
I actually wouldn't mid casual clothes for most of them
>Lab coat Mercy with hair down
>Pre-widow Widowmaker
>School girl Dva
>>169420714
Mics aren't required until to want to get to the top two ranks. I made it to diamond without using voice chat, but I did use commands.
PTR IS UPDATING QUICK
>>169420945
>'08 DnA Star-Lord mixed with Soilder 76
Holy shit, that's two husbandos in one.
>>169421116
I like the casual clothes idea, but I don't think that would be "school girl" for D.Va. More like pajama bottoms and an oversized gaming gear T-shirt with a couple Dorito stains.
why do people feel the need to shittalk and be cunts literally every game?
I don't get it
blizzard is always so kumbaya with all their games but the communities are garbage 12 year olds trying to be as edgy and nasty as possible to everyone
>>169421250
>>169420878
>>169420836
Alright, no mic. Got it. Another question: How do I not mess up my placements?
In my season 1 placements I pretty much only played healers because nobody would pick a healer. I won most matches but it still put me at 51. The games afterwards felt horrible.
New Fareeha
http://imgur.com/a/7ZS79
>>169421116
>>169421423
D.Va would be done with the Korean equivalent of high school, wouldn't she? No reason for her to wear a uniform.
Zarya is so OP.
>>169421634
>Better than your mother
>>169421634
>http://imgur.com/a/7ZS79
>Better than your mother
>>169420714
>tfw afraid to use my mic because of my thick european accent
>>169420579
I just want this as a legendary for Soldier: 76 I don't think it's too much to ask for and they should've had it from the start
>>169421634
>that gross lifeless latex skin
>>169420579
Finally make this real
second choice would be speedo roadhog.
>>169422121
Sometimes I forget that 76 was Metzen's OC.
Honestly though, that design does look like something he'd wear just starting out after the explosion.
>mfw im so good at roadhog the other team complains about my hooks the entire game
>>169421634
>sexualizing Pharah
>>169421584
Overwatch calculates rank by medal stats like kills, objective time, healing, etc. so you dont get to diamond by being carried
>>169420523
Sombra on Defense Hanamura PA is probably her best map/mode
>>169419546
agreed
>>169421634
DELET THIS MY WIFE IS PURE
>>169414113
>>169421021
>decide to use red army Zarya skin
>advancing into enemy territory
>horde of enemies coming for me
>take a single step back
>commanding officer shoots me for cowardice
>>169419918
You have to get the kill yourself with swift strike.
Jesus gold shitters are truly retarded
>>169422370
>good at roadhog
So anyone else think they'll do an event for the Anniversary?
>>169414367
>Hero you are best with.
Junkrat
>Hero you are worst with.
Widowmaker, but she is still my main.
>>169423071
Free Loot boxes? That'd be nice.
>>169420767
>Sombra
>>169422993
false
>>169422993
Unless Super shimada brothers changes things dramatically, you just have to get the elimination for it to count as a 'kill'
why the fuck doesn't Sombra have a sit emote?
>>169417981
>>169411603
>shadshithis only good pics are the cartoon vault girl be d.va
Post your main without actually posting them
>>169422993
>You have to get the kill yourself with swift strike.
no you don't retard
>>169420579
50's lucio with a suit and saxophone weapon
>>169423443
>>169422442
Sure you do. Just play with people who are better than you. Happens all the time.
>>169421463
It's Blizzard's fault for not givings us clans and other social options. People would be less bitchy if winning wasn't dependent on random shit teammates.
>>169420767
First time I've ever seen someone post decent changes (except for the movement speed buff, everyone should stay the same imo).
is the new hero gonna drop before the next season starts you think?
>kill a pharah in the distant air with reinhardt's shockwave
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169423578
it would have to go trough ptr first, so i doubt it.
>>169423621
>shockwave
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169423567
>Tesla is now 1.25x more effective against machines (Genji, torb turret, bastion, etc)
>decent change
Nigga you serious? This is battle.net forum level of stupidity.
>>169423443
Did they buff everyone's move speed or something?
Or is someone in my game just hacking
Because my entire team was moving at the speed of lightning with no lucio
>>169415947
>the fact that junk's ultimate breaks apart instead of exploding when it gets destroyed is still weird
It doesn't even make sense, if you shoot a bomb I'm pretty sure it would fucking explode.
>>169424043
t.genji main
All it does is make Winston slightly more effective.
>>169420579
Noisetank Lucio when?
>>169423968
http://scotteh.me/clint.ogg
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169424065
Kill me, Pete.
>>169424075
Are you play on ptr?
>>169424065
ana?
Kill me, Pete
>>169424112
>if you shoot a bomb I'm pretty sure it would fucking explode
Not if it was well made, it wouldn't.
>>169423443
>even in fucking arcade I get the 50/50 win and lose bullshit
Im fucking done with this shit competitive literally saved this game but the same shit happens there
3 vs 3 is literally the only playable mode right now.
>>169424280
It's literally a tire stuffed with gunpowder and shrapnel.
Are you fuckin gay or something kid?
>>169415947
They had it explode early on but QA felt cheated because "I still died even though I outskilled the tire by hugging it first"
>>169424075
Were you playing a custom on PTR?
post aggro lucio
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169420889
That's basically zero suit mei.
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169423931
it might as well be called shockwave with the way it works
>>169422993
Wow you really are retarded
>>169420767
>That sombra change
Please for the love of god, Yes
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169423443
>>169423541
why would groups make anything better?
groups are the most toxic part of this game
>>169423443
I cant wait till Bastion becomes meta
the last two legendaries i've gotten have been dupes. i don't even have that many legendaries
what the freaking HECK
>>169423443
>>169420734
Didn't Blizzard say that they only divided the heroes into four classes for UI's sake?
>comp off season
>amount of leavers increase in other modes
Compfags are such babbies.
>>169423443
>>169424540
There is something immensely satisfying about watching a Widow panic jump and go full auto when someone gets the drop on her.
>>169425723
>HakumenPatrician taste, my guy.
>>169420734
she sucks to practice since people with sperg out and focus the shit out of you the minute you show up anywhere
even thought the hero is absolute garbage most of the time and doesn't need to be focused
>>169425848
when I see people insta lock 4 dps two being snipers I know its over
>>169423443
>>169425848
Mystery Heroes is the best game mode right now. Every now and then you'll get stomped because of lucky heroes but it's still the most fun.
How are you even supposed to make friends in this game where every player is a meme-spewing 12 year old and can only communicate in twitch memes and sighs?
>>169425942
close quarter widow 1v1s are the absolute greatest
>>169425848
I'd rather not even play the game during off season, it's not worth it. QP and Arcade fucking suck.
>>169423443
watching some of the old cinematics and I wonder if anyone remembered this and if it could relate to current events? probably over speculating as I'm dying to see the reveal.
>>169425848
>play 1v1 a lot
>every game is someone trollingXD or leaving on first loss
Compfags leave
>>169426220
>get teamed with two level 10 russian players
>enemy has two level 100s
might as well kms
>>169426334
Huh, it could. Numbani's held up as a utopia for omnics and humans so if things got rough there before we would've heard of it.
does anyone else leave the game if a Sym gets potg?
>>169426721
I leave if I see her on the enemy team
>This fat bitch just froze you and killed you with a single headshot
>nǐ hǎo!
How do you react without being angry
>Mystery heroes
>Enemy gets 4 roadhogs
This is a sick joke
Post screenshots you've taken.
>>169427460
>fat
Can this just die already?
We know Mei's not fat, we've seen it already. She has a skin now that shows it and everything.
fuck the european servers, i don't care how bad the ping gets. i'm playing on the americas.
>>169426721
>POTG
>It's someone from the losing team
>>169427460
Microwaving her Ice next time around
>>169420579
Raiden genji
>>169427757
People who call her fat are most likely spiteful sub-plat shitters who unironically think she's OP.
>>169427757
Mei is a disgusting fatbody. One day she is going to succumb to heart disease and Die.
So is there any point in playing comp during off-season?
Does it affect my hidden MMR or at least give me the meme comp points?
>>169427460
>hook
>kill
>immediately ult her dead body
>tfw all my friends stopped playing overwatch
Might as well quit too at this point. SoloQ sucks and there are too many retards.
i dont get why in qp there are gms playing with or against silvers
>>169428116
shit matchmaking that's why
>>169427768
>play on euro cos ping
>Smooth gameplay
>Downside is the fact that the game is full of complete fucking morons and the spanish who in any game i've seen them are basically the BR's of europe
>Constant mish mash of games where both teams are moronic but without my team i can't exactly carry the game so it's 50/50 on wwhether its a loss or not
I'm not the best fucking player but it makes me loathe the 'you are paired with equal skill players' argument because i am not on par with DPS ana's that cant aim or the rein who charges in behind enemy lines, hides behind a wall and screeches for heals.
stay on murrica servers, pings shit(ish) but its tolerable
>>169423443
>>169428205
I fucking hate this continent, I'm going to fucking set fire to it all.
Russians should have their own server.
>>169427942
>raiden genji
>armstrong doomfist
Tank meta is dead boys.
>>169428112
One of my buddies was the one who originally got me to buy it. He's level 7 and I'm 2-star 40.
But I secretly like playing by myself.
>>169425463
Well, if I was in a group with friends, who would I bitch talk to? The problem is that the game forces you to play with randoms, which makes everyone bitchy.
>>169428523
>>169423443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7RstH423lw
>>169428112
yeah you really should I keep thinking things are gonna get better but they never do
Leavers should get a 24h ban.
>3 stack loses first round
>waah let's leave team sucks
>game is canceled
>>169428969
>you'll never get the lost exp back
>>169428969
>tfw keep getting random dc from b.net during comp games
>won't let me rejoin
>lose sr and it counts towards leaver penalty
Its never when I'm losing, always when my team is doing well.
>>169428969
there is literally nothing wrong with leaving, why would you waste your time playing a lost game
>join game
>everyone has a name related to an overwatch hero
>>169428969
If someone leaves in the middle of a comp game then the match should get cancelled and end with no penalty to either side
>>169414367
>best
Rein and Pharah, maybe Lúcio too
>worst
Hanzo, Widow, dva, Zarya
I want to comfort lucio.
Who are THE sexiest girls?
>>169429398
>join game
>5 stack of people named after Undertale characters
>comp ends
>QP gets flooded with snipers with magnetic scopes
So...are comp players just used to aimbotters or have I just been on an unlucky streak lately.
>>169429398
>>169414367
>Hero you are best with.
Roadhog and Tracer
>Hero you are worst with.
Genji, Mercy, Sombra
>>169429178
>tfw keep getting random dc from b.net during comp games
Somebody know the source of this, I reinstalled b.net but it keeps to happen?
It's awful.
>>169429572
Mercy, Sombra, Widow, Tracer, Pharah.
In that order.
>>169429459
That's how you get tinnitus
>>169429609
>>169429398
>>169429667
Pretty much agreed.
>>169426372
Translation is wrong, if you care.
>>169429787
that's kind of cute
QUICK
Rate the following duo stacks in order from best to worst
>double healer
>double tank
>double offense
>double defense
>double sniper
>2 different classes of hero
>>169429398
>grt a genji called notagoodgenji
>they were decent
>>169429894
You basically put it in the correct order
>>169424148
Ya and making Winston do 25% more damage to mercy makes him.more effective technically, it's just stupid as hell when you can just damage buff
>>169423443
>>169428112
Who cares I prefer playing without my friends anway
>spends 2 hours ramping up damage on rein
>accidentally switches latches onto a genji flying by and boils him instantly
ummm blizztards?
So I barely played Comp last season, and I was mid-Plat at the end of it but recently I'm getting paired with Diamond, Masters, and GM in QP and actually doing really well.
Have I actually gotten better or am I just believing what I want to?
>>169428864
Then gtfo already, there's already enough whiny shitters in this general
>>169429894
Depends on the two classes for the bottom one
>double heal
>double tank
>heal + tank
>heal + offense
>double offense
>offense + tank
>double defense
>double sniper
>>169429967
These are the shittiest offenders because they try so hard with genji on an alt in QP it's so obvious and downright pathetic
>>169429178
>Now Arriving At loop
>SR loss and suspention
I wasn't even in the fucking game and it was your application that glitched.
>>169429787
>>169429787
Dawww, it's an adorable kind of cancerous.:_;
>>169430397
not enough desu
Is he right?
>>169430360
There's a good chance none of them are taking QP very seriously anyway
Are they playing their "mains" or just random shit
>>169430846
He's wrong.
>>169430846
>playing as zarya
lol
>>169430982
>>169431309
confirmed for shite players who let a shite team get them down
i never wanna play widowmaker again after missing all of those headshots
>>169430964
I checked, it was mostly mains on both sides.
>Mei ults on the ground below me
>I'm on top of a catwalk about 30 ft above that
>It still freezes me
I feel like the vertical range on her ult is stupid.
>>169431539
>Said no Widowmemer main ever
>>169430749
>Blizzard won't cater to my entitled ass!
Go back to /v/ where no one actually likes video games
>>169431539
I played Widow in 3 vs 3 earlier and had the team screaming that I couldn't aim because I missed one shot while they were spectating me.
We won and I have gold damage with ~80% accuracy, so I guess the standards are impossible.
>>169424065
kill me, pete
Where is the hazmat suit guy and reaper jetpack guy from the concept art jeff you FAT CUNT
>>169431729
the hitboxes in this game are a joke in general
like they dont even fucking try to properly match the graphics to them half the time
meis ult will also still completely clip into the ground if you place it on a slope so you cant even see the edges
>>169431824
more like
>Blizzard wont get their shit together
but I guess you want to pretend the game is perfect so whatever
>>169431539
Good.
>>169432009
I'm saving the clip of it now and am gonna make a webm of it. It's the dumbest thing I've seen in this game in a while.
Junkrat's riptire is an actual explosion and its hitbox is more like a disc yet mei's is a complete, HUGE, dome?
>>169431729
Her ult is actually a sphere
>>169431969
Sorry for the harsh langague
>>169431729
>above on high ground
>still get hit by Rein's ult
>>169431735
dont get better by not playing
>>169430846
>>169432380
jebaited
>>169432380
Someone post that simple geometry where Hanzo headshots someone around 4 walls on Ching Chong tower.
>>169432074
Not him, it ain't perfect but it ain't trash either
>>169431824
>>169432074
What do either of these things have to do with some guys friends not playing with him
Is that really Blizzard's fault
>That one brawl that you always dodge
What's her name and why is it All Soldiers?
>mystery heroes on attack numbani
>enemy team constantly suicide in order to get a standard comp
>one of them is a tryhard level 60 smurf
I wonder why Blizz hasn't patched out heroes changing upon death before the match begins.
Mercy's pretty good guys.
>>169432864
>Mystery Heroes
>get teamed up who cunts who kill themselves whenever they get a healer
>>169432864
You really only have one chance to suicide. If you do it a second time, you'll be late for the first fight and have your team at 5vs6.
>that one person who's always just around the corner to kill JUST YOU the entire game
>Play QP
>Get yelled for not picking meta heroes
I hate off season
You know, McCree may have become just a poor man's Soldier, but playing him is usually a lot offun
How many kills should I aim for when it's HIGH NOON? Every time I get greedy I get killed, slept or otherwise blocked.
>>169432864
They should disable hero change upon suicide completely. Ruins the whole purpose of the mode.
>>169433381
I will yell at people for picking 4 dps heroes but not off meta heroes
if you have 4 dps you can be sure the other team will run 2-2-2 and rape you while your dps brag about muh medals
why
>>169420579
Tachikoma/Major Kusanagi D.VA
Gundam Wing Rein
Heavyarms Bastion
Techi Muyo Genji
hi im the most skill intensive character in the game
>>169433387
3 is a good number. Sometimes waiting too long to get the kill shot on a tank can cause you to die so often I just let it kill the weaker ones if I am being shot at.
>>169432380
>in every tier except hanzo
>>169433387
ignore the tanks
cleaving the tanks and killing the healers is better than killing the tanks and letting the healers get away, always shoot after you get the 200hp skulls
>>169433634
Nah, it's Genji.
>Decide to play no limits to practice to sombra
>3stack all pick sombra
>>169432865
post more THICC
>>169433856
>dash
>reflect
>skill
Face it, his normal attack is just harassment until he can use his ultimate
>>169433634
>Most skill intensive
[Laughs in Spanish]
STOP PICKING HANZO AND WIDOW AND GENJI YOU FUCKING SHITS
>>169433980
Has to be able to aim projectiles and hitscan for reflect.
is lucio the most fun character in the game, /owg/?
When do we get new skins? Not events, just an actual cosmetic update
>>169433634
>stand way back away from fights
>click on people who aren't paying attention and/or can barely see you
>skill intensive
Here's your (you).
>>169434185
I want tobe friends withlucio
>>169434186
why are fan skins almost always better than the actual ones? i'd kill for a junker sym
>>169434204
I don't know what maps you're playing on but most snipers, while at range, are well in danger during a fight.
>>169434143
Holding m2 isn't skill
>>169424186
>>169434323
lucio is a great friend
>>169433491
I wonder what those tin cans are on the left, infront of the keyboard?
>>169434552
Vaseline
>>169434185
Just the most forgiving.
>broken tiny hitbox
>janky movement
>self-healing not interrupted by damage
>boop
>contributes most of what he offers just be being in LoS of team
>massively stall by spazzing around the objective
>>169434353
Sym would never wear that. She's too autistic and obsessed with order.
>>169433980
dash is only a problem if you have one bar of health and can be easily healed thru plus he has three hitboxes so shooting the air where he just was kills him. reflect is only effective if provoked, has to still aim for it to do anything most heroes can pass it and most people are not dumb enough to shoot into it
>>169434186
When Blizzard isn't feeling jewish so don't expect them to happen often. Maybe with the one year anniversary but who knows.
>Try to post webm that has no audio
>4chan says I can't because it has an audio stream
wtf hiroshi?
>>169434709
lucio confirmed for perfect support according to anon! hurray!
>>169434782
You have to take out the audio track completely, it isn't enough that it is silent. (No idea why it works like that, but that's how it's always been.)
Captcha: BREST Poplar
>>169434156
LOL
>>169414367
>best with
Lúcio, Bastion, Junkrat, Tracer
>worst with
Hanzo, McCree
>>169434991
I did, it still kicks it back. I'll just make a gif of it for here, then.
>>169435092
so what you're saying is you're good at low skill ceiling heroes
>>169435089
If you can't aim every weapon in the game perfectly then you haven't reached Genji's skill ceiling because you aren't using reflect to its full potential.
Her ult should either only affect the ground where the visual effect is, or have a sort of frosted dome showing the full range.
Getting frozen through the floor when it is below you is rage enducing.
>>169434715
That's what makes it better. Completely contrasts with her personality. Besides, its not like Reaper would go around in a pumpkin head either.Im still praying for a belly dancer/genie skin for Sym
>>169434535
He probably is
>>169435235
whatever you have to say to convince yourself that your main isn't shit
>>169433178
I purposefully killed mercy three times in a row as she walked back to the fight. Yes, I was Roadhog.
>>169435539
I don't even play Genji, but it should be obvious to anyone he has the most potential of all classes.
>>169435445
>Dude... my arm can... come off....
Poor Reaper
>No limits
>KOTH
>Beat team first round
>They go 4 zaryas 2 anas and win
I thank kaplan everyday he added limits to QP
>>169436116
Tracer was shot, isnt that worse.
>>169434535
Is Lucio the only hero who could stand Junkrat?
what the hell is going on?
why am I getting bullied so much when I play?
it's literally qp and I get shit on nonstop by 12 year old memelords in groups
shit on as in they're constantly trash talking me, not beating me
where are the people who have actual maturity in this game and aren't just mean bullies?
>>169436405
>where are the people who have actual maturity in this game and aren't just mean bullies?
Not taking the game seriously because the competitive balance and scene for the game is awful.
>>169436405
a higher bracket than you
>>169436405
Stop being a fuccboi
>>169436116
Poor little thing, she is autistic
>>169436816
>>169436116
Someone give me a picture of a sad Pharah.
>>169437073
i have never seen this full picture
would someone kindly post sauce?
need some Ana tips, I am spending the off-season trying to improve at a few different heroes
when is the best time to use the grenade/sleep/nano boost?
>>169437164
>he thinks one week is enough time to improve with any one hero, let alone "a few different [ones]"
>>169430360
being plat in this fucking game only means you are not braindead. anyone who plays games regularly should probably be diamond +.
if you cant hit plat in overwatch you are doing something wrong at a super basic level, like not being able to run the game smoothly or your mouse is fucked up or some shit.
>>169435304
It seems to have near infinite vertical range
You can be flying above it as Pharah and still be frozen
post S T R E T C H E D cowboys
Pls be canon.
>>169437265
>start playing on american servers
>instantly do better, have better matches, better teammates, feel better
In this moment I am euphoric, not because of some phony country's freedom. But because, I am enlightened by my own cowboy hat.
>>169437359
>>169411575
Why does D.Va have three arms
>>169437164
Keep the nade to heal yourself most of the time, unless there is a closely clustered fight that could use some extra help. The fact that it does good things for your team and bad things for their team makes it very versatile, but again, it's the only way to heal yourself.
Sleep is the one true counter to another Ana boost hero. It's a slow ability so mastering it in a 1v1 is difficult but can save your life. Use it on enemy ult s like hog, 76, genji, and McCree.
The right way to Nana boost is to be on voice comms with your team to coordinate with ultimates. It's good on Reinhardt, Roadhog, Zarya, 76, Reaper, a good Torb, Symmetra, and Genji.
>>169437535
where were you playing before exactly?
>>169423443
>>169437438
I wonder what Mei tastes like
>>169437265
>>169437464
>wearing the whiskers in a formal setting
has anyone asked chu if they are tattoos or makeup?
>>169437818
msg popsicle
>>169437818
until she gets a different skin, sweat
>>169437818
I wonder what Jamison tastes like.
>>169436620
I don't even know what this means
>>169436610
brackets for qp?
because that's the only semi-serious mode available for the next week
>>169437164
asking for help here is a waste of time. look up ana greande spots on youtube, and just play the game some more and youll figure out when to use sleep or nano. save nano for safes ults like solider or genji, people like to nano reinhardt for whatever reason but it doesnt really do much. save your sleep dart to stop enemy tanks from walking all over your team or for sleeping an enemy ult, or sleeping an enemy that is nano'd.
>>169438142
Gunpowder
>>169437740
Yurop. Shit fucking sucked. I mean, I suck. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fucking shitter. But they took it to the extreme.
>>169415794
>being this autistic
>>169437818
Sweat and chinese food
>>169438142
Ash and burning flesh
>>169423443
>>169437931
and I just realized that she really doesn't have any distinctive features apart from them. Her anatomy and appearance is quite bland especially since blizzard made her faux-asian
>>169424428
Do you know how bombs work at all? it has a remote detonator and can be remotely piloted, its not some hunk of shit.
>>169438142
did her neck double in length?
>>169438993
Maybe he's sitting down.
>Rein
>Volskaya attack
>get a bridge over to the left room
>team is just deathmatching at the gate
>watch them try to push in 1s and 2s
>spam group up
>type in chat
>nothing changes
Yeah bro just carry, easy
Fuck these teams
>>169423443
>>169438362
Jamison is only for deep, loving embraces
>>169414367
>best
DVa, Tracer, Sombra, Lucio, 76, Winston, Ana, Zarya
>worst
Hanzo
>>169411663
want
>>169438362
I'm sorry if you feel that way, anon, but it's true!
Sweet mother of titty fucking christ I am so bad at aiming against Pharah. It's actually ruining the game for me I can't hit this one specific character and I don't know why!
https://www.twitch
.tv/curse
Esports things for people that care
>>169432380
>>169432569
>qp with shitter friends
>one guy refuses to play on oasis
>if things aren't going his way he'll sit in spawn and alt tab or run to enemy spawn and wave at them running past
>complains incessantly about how shit he is but refuses to play properly 3/4 of the time so he doesn't improve at all
>people still invite him
>>169440292
what a skilled character
>>169440292
That's what you get for >Console
>>169440309
>one guy refuses to play on oasis
please explain
>>169425993
What rank are you? Sounds like you're playing her 100% wrong and I'm laughing about it.
>>169440656
He just doesn't like Oasis so whenever we play on it he just sits in spawn or repeatedly wallrides to his death on the other side of the map
Don't ask why I wish I knew as well
>>169440309
I know someone like this.
He plays only DPS (usually Pharah) and thinks the rest of the team should always adapt to him. He'll never adapt to any situation. He'll throw the game over the slightest things like the second DPS using McCree instead of Soldier.
The only blessing is he's almost fallen out of the SR range in which we can group, so they won't be able to keep inviting him.
>>169440993
holy shit, why do you even bother?
you and your friends should tell him to fuck off.
>>169440309
>normies
>with friend problems
Facebook is for you.
>>169440309
My friends that have overwatch often try to get us to play with them and this guy they've known since childhood.
The guy is a total dick.
He'll yell at us, insult us, claim we are worthless and that he is carrying when he isn't, and if you tell him he is ever wrong about something he just blows up.
>Get the fuck back on the point jesus why are you all leaving the point!?
>Only two of us are off the point, I'm off cause you screamed at me to kill pharah, and you are off cause I have no idea why.
>NO NO ONE IS ON THE POINT YOU IDIOT
>I have the game recording, I can show you.
>Retard you have no idea what you are talking about.
Another game
>He is Dva, I'm soldier
>Genji drops down in front of us and starts reflecting
>I stop shooting immediately
>He blasts away
>Screams at me to stop shooting the genji
He's a total asshole, and my friends give him a free pass cause they've known him for 20 years and don't want to start a fight with him, so they let him just insult all their other friends.
Pharah is qtPerfect for bullying sexually
>>169440916
I'm in low-mid plat and there everyone sits in a little ball most of the time
you pop out and hack one of them and they all turn around and sprint at you and chase
and why would you laugh at me, that's not nice at all?
>>169423443
I know it goes against all logic, but these teams are legitimately fucking shit
I could post all day about these shit teams
Getting dominated at long range? Let's try charge down the middle with brawler classes
Someone went rein? Let's all go flankers and die one-by-one because I'm the lone wolf specialist
Tank is asking for a healer when we have 5 DPS? Well why doesn't he go healer if he wants one lmao
>>169441047
apparently shit like that happens so often to the point where people called me a Legend for letting someone play a hero I was locked in as when they asked to play him.
I want Ana to look after me.
>>169441967
You mean fake her death and disappear for several years?
>>169441803
Sure, the tank is the problem, not the 5 DPS players...
>>169441603
DON'T ABUSE EGYPT BOOBS
>>169442032
>You mean fake her death and disappear for several years?
I wonder who's behind this post?
>>169442047
I think you're missing the point of the post anon
>>169440309
Why oasis? It's a really fun map.
>>169442231
2 of them atleast
Is Widowmaker one of those characters that gets shipped with absolutely EVERYONE?
>>169442520
>Is Widowmaker one of those characters that gets shipped with absolutely EVERYONE?
>Widowmaker
>>169442520
I'd say it's more Mercy or D.va.
>>169441713
Sorry anon. I'd recommend watching high rank players use her (Codey is probably the best, even if his personality is a little annoying). Sounds like you're playing her like BadTracer instead of Sombra.
>Did placements in S1 and S2 with friends
>Horrible, worst matches in my life
>They kept raging in voice chat and blaming others
>S3 I speed through my placements in secret
>Get to Diamond
>They group up again for placement matches
>They cant invite me because im diamond
>>169442783
why would I watch people play lmao? I just want to play
I can practice and play by myself and wasn't asking for help
>>169442167
But thats what shes for
>Eichenwalde attack
>tracer, Genji, symmetra, Sombra, widow maker, and make on Reinhardt
>no healer
>some teammates (Genji) get salty and go "gg" when we still have 2 mins
>afterward we lose say "we can't really expect to win on attack with 5 dps and no healer"
>Genji goes "ikr" like he wasn't part of the problem
I don't get it
>>169440309
>have two irl friends i mostly play with
>#1 is alright at the game but gets incredibly mad in game if he isn't doing well
>#2 is nice but he is shit at the game and knows it and pushes #1's buttons for no reason
playing with both of them at the same time was hell until we just started queuing together, now it's one or the other.
i never queue in comp with any of them. somehow #2 placed gold and never budged, and #1 placed silver and got stuck in a downward spiral.
>>169442930
Rein should have swapped off, there's no need for him with that many flankers/snipers
so... how big IS zarya's girlcock?
>>169421116
Skins for next sports event (probably Gay Games Paris 2018):
>one piece swimsuit dva
>mini-skirt badminton mercy
>gymnastics widow
Hi who do you main?
I want D.va to stomp on my face until I die desu
>>169443349
This guy.
>>169443349
>>169443349
Rein but mainly because other people don't want to pick him
COMP IS A JOKE
A
FUCKING
JOKE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfbHU1GfF4
>>169442884
Because it sounds like you're playing her like a retard and I feel bad for you but I can't be assed to type up anything.
>>169443716
I don't need to play her well, she's a bad hero right now, and I rarely play dps anyways
don't give advice when no one asked you for it
I'm sure you piss off people in your games by whining at them and passive aggressively giving them advice they don't want
>>169414367
>best
Ana, Soldier, Reinhardt
>worst
Complete ass as Genji, Widow, Hanzo.
>>169443624
Just believe in blizzard, they'll fix it for sure
>>169443624
>>169443624
Seems like it could be fixed if the game had a max limit for skill rating difference, and if a game couldn't be found within a <100 SR margin then they couldn't play
>>169443879
Hmm, no. I've just literally never seen someone complain that it's hard to practice her because people always "focus you down". Like you know she has the best escape ability bar none and taking damage+eating healthpacks is part of her core gameplay loop, right?
>>169420103
Nice small ass mousepad.
>trapping enemy team with wall
>junkrat on my team notices this kills 3 of them with his ult
>he gets potg
Best ship.
>>169443349Sym, Zen, and McCree
>>169444194
>only getting 3 kills with trashmouse ult
he is terrible
>>169444194
Fuck off cunt. Best boy has no business with that lardy chink.
>>169416931
Agreed.
I just started playing Sombra. I really like her. How do I get good so my team doesn't bully her?
Ngl I kind of want to throttle Mei until she's blue in the face and have her meekly say her "sorry" voiceline whilst choking
>>169444293
>actually getting kills with a tire
>terrible
He's already a pro level Junkrat
>>169444527
>implying it isn't piss-easy to get a teamkill with rubbishrodent's tire
>>169444512
Either mute or grow a thicker skin
>>169444512
Hack tanks, assassinate healers, ult when the teamfight is already underway.
>>169444659
How's the bronze life treating you?
>>169444527
It's called situational awareness. It's the most basic Ult.
Okay I want the next season now deathmatch mode is boring me
>>169444512
Get in a higher skill bracket
>>169444784
t. shitter who hasn't mastered the art of garbage mammal
>>169444784
>He's so bad at the game he can't get kills with the easiest Ult
>He calls others Bronze
That's not how this works anon.
>>169442675
why is this witch doctor so smug?
>>169444315
Pls no bully.
What about D.Va?
>>169444527
I usually get a kill with it at plat-diamond mmr
>Look up Sombra x Volskaya fics
>Almost all of them are rape fics
Well I can't say that I'm upset about that.
>>169445109
That's better. We need more AU Junker skins.
>>169444946
>routinely playing against people incapable of shooting a tire made of out paper
How is that not bronze
>>169445225
>Everything can be raped... and everyone.
So when are we going to get some actual news out of blizzard? I thought there was supposed to be an announcement today
>>169445289
sounds more like gold to me.
>>169445289
It's your own fault if you let it rip where your enemies will see it coming.
I wouldn't mind quick play if everyone goofed off, but if only one team is it's always a shitstomp in favor of those trying/maining
>>169445513
Go on
>>169445353
Okay you smug little cunt you got a giggle out of me but that's all you're getting.
>>169445513
>those feet
Heroes you will never ever play?
Bastion
D.va
Genji
Hanzo
Junkrat
Mei
Roadhog
Symmetra
Torb
Winston
Zarya
For me.
Is there a worse feel than your team starting off well, but then you start getting denied and shut down and you start losing, realizing you're a key to the team's success?
>>169445669
Mei, McCree, Widowmaker, and Mei.
>>169445669
Genji
McCree
Mercy
Windowmaker
Torb
>>169445504
competitive season will start again soon
comfyplay will come back
>>169445846
>McCree
why?
>>169446086
tfw Internet too shit. tfw lag too bad.
That and I generally can't aim to save my fucking life.
>>169440292
you can see it come off the back wall at her
Spoopy
>>169445669
Torb. Nothing about his kit interests me at all (but I do find his voicelines and personality very cute).
>Long as fuck auto aim 120 dps that doesn't even immediately break when LOS is lost, on one of the smallest hitboxes in the game
I don't care what her usage is, Symmetra is fucking stupid. Even playing as her and getting kills it just feels so fucking brainless
>>169446238
The fact she's still so easily counterpicked means it's likely she'll never get nerfed.
>>169443349
Widowmaker, she is cute but I can't play her.
>>169446221
90% of Torb heroes do nothing but deploy and repair their stupid turret.
I feel like re-drawing reaction pictures with OW characters, any one have any ideas?
>>169446205
>Suck ass at Genji and McCree in normal play
>Always get Gold and Silver medals when playing on their one-hero Brawls
What does this mean?
I wish gold guns had like, a buy date inscribed on them. I want people to know I didn't join the Ana bandwagon once she was meta
Why is there an "off season" this is horrible
>>169446751
This with Winston?
>>169446773
That's stupid, and you're stupid as well.
>>169447016
t.bandwagoner
I just miss the badges TF2 used to give out for how long you were playing the game
>>169446751
Draw this as a hero but with the Too many Snipers, No Tanks, No Healers, and Low Team Damage indicators on the side
I love playing with D.va mains as Ana.
>>169446898
Jeff said they worried people might get fatigued from constant rolling seasons so they thought an offseason would give people time to relax or play something else.
>>169445669
Widowmaker
Bastion (I'll probably bandwagon him after the buffs though)
Torb
Mercy
>>169446751
this but as reinhardt, or any chara really
>>169414367
Best;
DVa, Widow, Parah, Lucio
Worst
Hanzo, McCree, Rein
I feel like a bitchboy.
>>169447106
I miss the kill counters on specific weapons
>>169447106
>Wanting everyone to know how much of a NEET you are
No thanks
>>169446751
this with Lucio
>>169447492
>only NEETs play games
okay
Widowmaker here.
>>169446751
this with winston and his jars of peanut butter would be neat
>>169447838
>you're now playing a 5v6 game
>tfw the sprays line up just right
>>169447106
You care about such inane shit, fucking hipster.
>>169446751
This but with Reaper's crow skins.
Please
Thank
>>169420579
Mondatta's robes, or just a full fucking model change
Mondatta looks so cool
>>169447989
hell yeah I do. Spent like, $20 getting statcounter weapons for TF2. Wound up making a pretty good profit once I decided to sell them.
What's the most powerful hero when in the hands of an autist?
>>169447136
I love playing with Ana mains as DVa!
>>169448185
Widowmaker and Genji.
>>169414367
I have 150 hours with Hanzo, 40 with Widow and none with any others, so yeah..
>>169447838
The enemy has a teleporteur.
>>169448031
seconded
>not even half the stuff on all heroes
>every box is 4 dupes
>>169448494Gwoop up
>>169448494
Let's take ze point.
>>169424065
Kill me, Pete
>mfw letting someone win 4 rounds in a row 1v1
>mfw winning 4 rounds in a row right after
>>169449269
>never lose in 3v3 or 1v1
>2200 rating
>>169417981
noice
>>169429894
double flex is best duo
>>169443349
AnaBut I kinda wanna shift to Reaper, Sombra, or D.Va
>Try my hardest in game
>Get shit on horrible to the point where you didn't do shit
>Somehow we win the game
>Try your hardest next game
>Shit on everyone to the point where you're winning the game
>Somehow we still lose the game
>Don't get any recommendations for carrying
How is this game fun again?
>>169449892
Shut the fuck up Mercy
>>169449892
If you lost the game, you didn't carry shit
Pls help.
I'm a Britbong, so I play on EU servers. However, is it worth playing on NA servers for competitive since people are more likely to speak english? Kinda tired of having Russians shout down the mic and do fuck all.
>>169449386
>3500
>Still can't get the loot box for first win in 1v1
>>169449996
>>169449990
How is this fucking game fun again?!
>>169450060
You will lag so bad you won't be able to perform well enough anyway.
>>169449892
How is that carrying you shitter
>>169450110
holy fuck
how fucking long has it been
>win 4 games in a row
>FUN DETECTED
>INITIATING FORCED 50 PROTOCOL
>10 game losing streak
I'm 99% certain this is what's happening.
>>169448572
I know that feel. I'm taking a break from opening loot boxes.
>>169450331
You can have fun in this game?
How do you play Zarya her gun seems to do no damage and her barrier doesn't seem to last long enough to be helpful.
>>169450331
It sort of is, the matchmaking system is very streak based and will put you against better skilled players if you win a lot where you'll probably have less fun.
>>169430846
This is 100% accurate. I can recall times when we won the game just because of my contribution/saves.
t. best D Va player in the world
>>169424065
Kill me, Pete.
>>169450187
Ah, that sucks. I'll just have to grin and bear EU then.
>when you tilt the enemy rein so hard he throws the game by constantly charging in and trying to kill you
>>169450529
1. Shield everyone constantly
2. Obtain gains
3. Fire gun at capitalist regime
>>169450529
treat her self-barrier as an active parry
treat her friendly-barrier as a life-saver for your allies
once you get the timing down based on these two paradigms your average energy will skyrocket
>>169451048
Her gun is like pissing on a fire, it doesn't really do much.
>>169451168
>That fucking anatomy
What's the saltiest you've ever made someone?
>just barely beat out the enemy team
>someone from the other team types out "looks like a good american team is as good as a bad European one"
>>169424065
Kill me, Pete
>>169450187
How much is too much lag?
>>169450060
There's nothing stopping you from testing how it goes. If you can just get a decent ping.
>>169451168
It's like Pharah's tits are melting
I want to hug Pharah.
>>169451370
>>169451524
What did you think all that chest armor was for
>>169451439
>Hook Genji with Hook 1.0 through a wall
>Genji goes "alright that's enough for tonight"
>[Genji has left the game]
>>169415584
>heal grenade
What the fuck are you talking about. Her biotic grenade increases healing on an ally around 50% depending on their max health, and it prevents healing on enemies for about 3 or 4 seconds. Never once was its use to block damage.
I'm still convinced we are getting two characters this time. They wouldn't be making Doomfist the central antagonist of Efi's Mecha's debut short just for the hell of it. They could have easily used Reaper and Widow again since they were both dead-set on getting the gauntlet and Widow even growls "I WILL have that gauntlet" when she's picked in Numbani.
>>169451439
>playing Junkrat
>Enemy Pharah comes by
>launch a few well placed frags
>finish her off with a landmine
>use the laughing emote at her corpse
>enemy pharah targeted me the whole game after that
>>169451613
But does she want to hug you?
>>169451928
This is what I thought too, but I'm still going to be expecting just one hero so I'm not potentially disappointed
can i just get ONE fucking game where I'm not surrounded by a bunch of frothing mouth retards that actually know how to play the characters that they picked ugh!
>>169452186
You'e asking for too much if you want that to happen. You would be best off playing in a 6 stack.
>Symettra's loud ass laser going off
>0 people turn to focus her down
>>169452186
>me ooga team booga
Who are you usually playing as?
>>169420714
you can always just group up with a person until you feel comfortable enough to talk to your team
>>169452429
>focusing a 200hp support who will probably die in the crossfire
>>169452972
>probably
I rarely ever do, I'm at a 90 something % winrate with her both in quickplay and was in season 3
>>169452972
>I've never played overwatch
>>169452429
that sound make me panic so hard i cant even aim after
>>169451303
>Her gun is like pissing on a fire, it doesn't really do much
It's mediocre at 0 charge, but Zarya left click at reasonably high charge is among the highest sustained DPS in the game.
Who drinks the most among the characters?
>>169454128
McCree drinks bourbon. He's also a drunk. Chu also said he smells like bourbon.
How do I get better at this game? I'm tired of dying every 20 seconds and making my friends angry
>>169443008
Are you from Michigan?
>>169441802
>Cant tell if winston or lucio
[image of pharah with huge eyes]
so what's up with us hitting the image limit so quick? Did the gayposters do this?
Any good art of any of these bitches with hairy pits and/or other body hair?
>>169454128
Certainly not Reaper (not now at least), Genji (but he probably drank a lot in the past), D.Va or Bastion. McCree is certainly high on the list. Not sure about others.
And that's how the west was won.
>>169454521
People like waifuposting and with comp down and nothing else about the new hero until Tuesday there aren't enough non-image posts to get us to 750 before the image limit is reached.
>>169454295
I know, man, all those apes look the same, every morning I go to work and it's like I'm in a clone factory with all the niggers around me picking lice and hooting and raping watermelons.
>>169454128
McCree
>he doesnt get drunk before a night of maining McCree
>Jeff finally admitted he was trying to throw us off the Doomfist trail with the "24 is not who you think it is" shit, and we'll be seeing doomfist on Tuesday
Blizzard are such bad liars, yet they just keep trying
>>169454645
I bet Hanzo gets angrysad drunk all the time.
>>169454848
Where?
>>169451303
>>169453887
i wouldnt really say that, mostly because no headshot damage
but the fact that she has an alt fire puts her leagues head of most other characters since it along with bubbles means she actually has options in combat and strikes a very good balance between power, sustainability and disruption
shes kinda like tf2 soldier in that shes kind of a generalist, doing a fair bit of everything at least passably and having the capability to exceed passable into great territory with skill and proper application of her abilities
shes very good, but its not because her damage is difficult to match, its because she can bear down on you with very little personal risk if you play too far forward or your team plays too passively, and then even if you group she can play back and cleave with bomb spam
>>169454906
No where, I'm lying.
>>169455009
Why?
FUCK SCATTER ARROW
WHAT A GAY FUCKING ABILITY
DICKS IN BUTTS GAY
FUCK HANZO
>>169454848
Honestly I think it's Doomfist he's just using wordplay to imply that Doomfist isn't just Terry Crews with a powerglove, while tricking all the autists into thinking it's a different character entirely.
>>169455009
Funny man
>>169455045
I was bored.
>>169455131
Did it fix your boredom?
>>169454858
I bet others have to stop him from commiting suicide and he drinks even more after that because geometry is the only thing he got right in his life.
>>169455105
I hope it's Doomfist, with or without Terry as the VA is whatever. That gauntlet is just pretty cool and I'm interested to see what they'd do with alternate skins.
>>169455301
I just want to punch people in the face.
>>169447959
https://youtu.be/eq4w9E5aEzs
>not carrying your team as any character
>>169454848
I wouldn't be surprised either way, but I feel like it's not going to be Doomfist
>>169415425
Sometimes I think about reinstalling TF2. Then I become a little bit sad.
>>169455221
It did.
>>169455116
I try.
Has Blizzard ever said anything about getting skins n shit from old holiday events? I swear to christ I was 50 coins away from that Zen skin and I fucked up and slept through the last day.
>it's another match where nobody kills the pharah and/or winston that's targeting the mercy
>>169447959
>>169455419
>tfw someone on your team picks a really strange character for offense
>"hey man, I see you have 100 hours in Widow QP, you should play her"
>he does, and he shits on their Mercy so hard she leaves the fucking game
>>169455585
>it's another match where nobody kills
>>169455530
Very early on Jeff said they'd probably make them available each year during the same time period as the original event.
>>169455530
>Our plan would be to have the items available again when the event recurs. Perhaps we add new content to it as well? We're not sure yet... we're seeing what works and what doesn't.
From when he was talking about the Summer Games
>>169455301
And how could it not be? The last teaser was of a robot slammed into the wall at the Numbani airport. I can just see the individual wielding the gauntlet having some kind of knock back ability to displace enemy heroes. Now that I think about it I'm almost certain Doomfist will have a knock back perhaps dealing damage if they encounter terrain.
>>169455949
>noncommittal rein charge
there are many ways this could go poorly
>>169456035
Lucio and Pharah say hi
>>169454128
Hanzo has Sake bottles on him
>>169420767
I'd love these changes
>>169456116
lucio and pharah dont do 300 damage if you hit a wall
enviro kills are a gimmick, free damage if the enemy ever stands near walls is not
>>169454984
>i wouldnt really say that, mostly because no headshot damage
Crits are a pretty small percent of overall damage.
New thread when?
>>169454128
Would Chu have the balls to confirm McCree as an alcoholic?
>>169454128
https://youtu.be/9F4V3JuaPo4
>>169456269
>Killing people because they're standing near a ledge is a gimmick
>Killing people by slamming them into a wall is op
This is discrimination.
>>169456405
Isn't the page where he's passed out drunk already a kind of confirmation?
>>169454128
mercy
this is why we have reaper and why genji has a nice ass
she doesn't look drunk only because she has years of experience and nanites
>>169456947
that is all LITERALLY unconfirmed fan rumors
god people really love to run with that shit
>>169457028
Headcanon will run wild until Chu goes into more detail on the heroes and story so for the next couple years
>>169434185
I think so. I only play him in comp cus I can't trust randoms to keep harambe/symmetra off me if I play mercy. I can also deal damage, speed entire team, cancel enemy ults, and throw healers off the map with a 4 sec CD. I love Lucio!
>>169457028
Eh, it's more interesting at least.
There really isn't anyone else we know that could make Reaper anyway. Talon would have hundreds of such soldiers if they could do that and that super soldier thing can't be the cause either because there are no other known Reapers. Mercy is suspected because she is well versed in nanobiology and because of "You're the one responsible for this" line (the only Reaper>Mercy line that actually exist besides the "You tell me, doc" one). It could be someone we don't know yet, but for now, this is all we have.
>>169457724
What if Reaper is kept alive by pure hate like AM?
>>169457815
That wouldn't explain why his body is in such state.
>>169437931
Her look is generic as fuck. Without the whiskers, she could be anyone. Hell, that drawing doesn't even look like her even with them.
I really hate characters that stun
Why is this game so boring without competitive??
>>169458402
Because no one plays as a team in qp
>>169452972
Thank you.
It's because of people like you that I can destroy your entire backline
>>169428523
>Both teams are the exact same
What's the point of having more than 6 heroes if all high level play is the same characters on both teams anyway?
>>169458402
Because everyone's trying to git gud with carry heroes within a week and the game is terrible with 5 dps on your team.
I'm just using QP as target practice, but I've been lucky enough to play with people duo stacking healers the past couple nights.
why does the game feels so dead?
>>169458970
Off season