Dota 2 General - /d2g/

FUCK YOU MELBOURNE

FUCK YOU SYDNEY

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>awaken
>NA dota still supreme

winter sucks edition

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>no bkb on lc
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>>169374646
fuck off, chocolate is only good during winter.
>mfw drinking hot chocolate on a cold morning while queuing

JUST THROW MY SHIT UP

peenoise are smelly dotards

Reposting

>DA TUSG
>LC
>KotL and BadKotlOfVacuuming

Why

>>169374475
What's her name again?

jesus christ how do you lose that fight?
did tinker seriously try to spam right next to the rosh pit?

>Kick Khezu
>Acquire SingSing
>Win
It's THAT easy dotards.

>>169374790
puppey needed an excuse to beat pld tonight

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>>169374776
no!
we're a tropical country so we take a bath everyday!

>>169374863
whose the qt in the middle :^)

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tv/dotastarladder_en

you interestingly smelly dotards, join the hype

this is exactly why you don't go midas on your cores like a goddamm retard

P E E N O I S E D O T A

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>tfw El presidente's career singlehandedly ruined by mouthbreathing otaku virgin

He is forced to play with some t3 players because no one smart enough wants to go near him.

Puppeys gonna kill EE if they ever meet on lan, right?

>>169374947
>np and secret
>ever attending a LAN
LOL!

>pick le balanced slippery fishman
>win
looks like some pub game lmao.

>lifestealer and tinker
top 10 betrayals in anime

>>169374863
this makes me feel sad :(

only a player from the most cancerous server can put out the best of the most cancerous hero.

>>169374863
wrong! I'm a pinoy and I bathe like 4 times per week.

>>169374998
atleast NP can qualify at majors through NA qualifiers
secret has to beat liquid or B)ears, which are both leagues ahead of them

O B O S E N

PIE EXPOSED! HE MANA LEAKED A CREEP WTF PIE

look at the player cams on tnc

those buggers are happy as fuck lmao

pld mana leaked a melee creep
LMAO

One rosh fight just cost them 7.5k

feeding that gem back tho...

>>169375148
At this point it's safe to say liquid is getting invited to the major and since EU and CIS qualifiers are now separate there's a small chance.
But bears were looking amazing during dac qualifiers. They can only get better from there so things aren't looking too good for secret.

>>169375148
>NA qualifiers only have one spot, and NP still qualify

>Searekt can't even qualify in EU, which has two spots, and joke teams such as Babyknight C9 and Alliance

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>THE FUCKING GULAG OF SHITREKT.

pretty fucking pissed off at secret

if not for them i would be up by at least $300 today instead of just 100

fucking hell.

>>169375360
Why would you bet on Secret winning? Are you absolutely retarded?

>>169375290
>At this point it's safe to say liquid is getting invited to the major and since EU and CIS qualifiers are now separate there's a small chance.
only if there are two invites from EU, OG most certainly gets the invite over liquid unless OG chokes in the following lans and liquid beats them every time they meet

>>169375295
>c9 and alliance
ahhh i remember that one showdown

>>169375378
i bet on the f10k

which they were consistently getting

retard.

>>169375461
What does that mean? I'm not a degenerate who bets

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SECRET ?? ? ?

someone explain to me the thought process behind the tusk pick
I'm 6k and I can't understand it

>>169375490
>im an idiot who doesnt want free money

>>169375490
>calling people degenerate
hello virgineet!

>>169375383
OG is getting invited no matter what. They are the winners of the previous major.
And forcing liquid to go through the qualifiers is a joke. They've already proven that they can CRUSH every team in EU without a contest. And yesterday they demolished Wings.

>>169375547
Can you explain what it means dude, I'm curious

>getting rekt by literal no ones

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>Team Secret
What went wrong?

secret is done, either they disband or kick everyone else but puppey

>pick tinker
>lose
wow who didn't see that coming?

>>169375557
Hello autistic faggot!

>Secret is literally incapable of winning without Lone Druid

Stick a fork in this shit team, they are done

>puppey rage buybacks
>orders his team to go in
>gets teamwiped

Is there a worse captain than this guy? holy fucc

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>Shitrekt can't even beat some dog shit SEA teams.

Even when they had the best team in Dota 2 on paper they've achieved literally nothing.

>dive fountain
Oh god that one hurt to watch

>LOSING TO LITERAL THIRD WORLDERS

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>pick le balanced slippery fish man
>win

hmmmm... activates my almonds tbqh

whoever made the call to go midas into SB on legion lost the game for secret

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Do you guys think he has a backup plan?

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>don`t call gg
>get fountain dived

rofl

Can none of them speak like a normal person?

>the team with more SEA master race people wins

>Recruit a Malaysian 9k
>Lost to their only weakness: Pinoy Dota

SHITREKT?

>>169375742
there will always be some shmucks who'll jump at the opportunity to play with puppey
and so the turk scam can continue

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>OD is beyond godlike
>Slark is also beyond godlike

LMAO secrekt

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>FOUNTAIN DIVE
>60k twitch viewers

>>169375631
>What went wrong?
Puppey

>>169375709
>TNC
>dogshit
they have 3 of the same players that got em 7th-8th at TI6 mane
they're pretty legit

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>Bad smell
What did he mean by this dotards?

>>169375562
The problem Valve is facing is that because they made the major a single elim format, the placements aside from first are worthless for using for invites. If they follow tradition, they have to invite Ad Finem despite flukeing their way to the finals, which would lower the chances of a Liquid invite considerably.

can someone assassinate slacks

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>>169375702
that was glorious

to be fair they were going to lose eventually anyway

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>>169375843
They're shit and you know they are.

>>169375843
>no our boy jimmy
>legit

big old retarded slacks + subhuman manlet pinoy = cringiest thing i've ever seen in my life

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is this more embarrassing than OG at ti6? holy fuck secret toally is dead after this
>got exposed by a animefaggot of all people
>no one wants to play with you except the desperate ones
>can barely attend a lan
>got demolished and fountain dived by third worlders

>>169375849
yes

>>169375862
they would have gotten further without jimmy

Miracle evolved into his final form, Mirael the Angel of DotA.

Reminder that TNC would've won TI if they didn't face DC

SLACKS AHAHAHAHAHAH he said ''telling him about sumail'' hehehehehhe he didnt hear him based squeakychubby korean calling him out

>>169375871
>unironically using "cringe" in vocab

>>169375751
LMAO funniest thing in this tournament definitely.

>>169375567
first to 10 kills

I love seeing Secret losing. Regardless of their scummy history even, I hate Pieliedie constantly ratting it out with his support heroes. Fucking former C9 players spread the rat and splitpush playstyle to every team.

>>169375862
Tims is better.

>>169375862
>all this delusion that Jimmy is that good
come on man I like the guy but he can barely win a game with his new stack

>>169375921
Oh, in that case I stand corrected, I thought you could just bet on who wins and loses

seriously slacks is in EVERY tournement, EVERY panel, EVERY match, what is going on now
this cancer has spread too far already

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>>169375903
or if jimmy stopped picking Alchemist twice that made them lose when they're up 1-0 against DC.

>team with more whites loses
can they go extinct already?

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>>169375924
>I hate Pieliedie
pld is a victim pls respect

>>169375935
He's playing with tier 3 NA rejects, of course he loses.
He made a conscious decision to give up winning to play with non-subhumans.

WINGS VS VG J WHO WINZ

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>>169375846
Yeah I totally forgot about Ad Finem and I agree with you about the single elim format. Only the first place should get an invite.

It wouldn't make sense to invite Ad Finem, their score has been abysmal since the major.
If you were to put them against Liquid they would probably lose 10/10 times.

And at the end of the day, quality of the games is what matters the most.

>>169375959
>not pandering to reddit
premium tournaments needs some cash too my good man

>>169375924
since when was C9 a "rat team"?
They played a variety of styles

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>>169375903
TNC would've won Ti if they had someone else instead of Jimmy

>>169376002
refer to pic

tfw flip anon never added me

>>169376050
VG J took a game from Liquid, so there's that. It's probably 50 50 though.

Not gonna lie, Arteezy here. This is fucking hilarious watching Puppey crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get tournament prize.

>>169376071
tnc would've never qualify for ti if jimmy wasnt with them

>>169376153
he got 15k though :^)

>>169376071
they only defeated OG because Jimmy has his Jimmy notes, and with his pro secne experience cause he's a veteran

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>>169376002
>thinking pld is innocent
he's your typical crazy enforcer to puppey's evil mastermind

>>169376085
good for you

>>169376059
Often though henever they threw a game it was because they couldn't just end it like a normal team but wanted to spread out and farm, farm and farm some more. Some guy always sat in a lane and greedily pushed it, they always pushed it to lategame even with an advantage.

When I think of C9 I think of EE greedily farming the enemy jungle and Aui sitting in some trees with Shadow Shaman do splitpush a lane.

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>tfw OG vs Liquid finals

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>>169376071
i think so too.
although, jimmy gave them the idea and confidence that they have potential.
>>169375751
fucking lost my shit too lmao peenoise will be peenoise

>>169376203
;_;

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>>169376229
My heart can't take this.
Is this the first time we see Miracle going against his old squad? It's gonna be so fucking hype.
Both liquid and og are CRUSHING it.

>>169376219
well yeah they were super greedy
but Puppey always imitated that same kind of uber farmy style on his teams too
Mjollnir kotl vs VP anyone?

fogged's moles are fucking disgusting holy shit

VG J OR WINGS?!!

>Arr rook same
t. Sheevert

why is merlini using zyzz's haircut?

sheever has literally no lips

and there we go, slacks on the panel once again

PLD and Puppey is really bad together .
I feel like they both do the same 4.5 role , They really need a true play making 4 position player like jerax and crit

>>169376483
so you're saying they're both cucks?

did sheever get fat or something
she looked like a sausage roll

Imagine if Secret had Singsing
They would've 2-0'd every team there

tfw no d2g pinoy friend

>>169376483
this
iirc even ppd said all teams should have one of these
puppey and pld do nothing but soak up farm and have little impact

tfw no /d2g/ islam jewish friend to stack and play 2.1k party mmr with

>>169376295
There's a chance one of the teams won't make it to the finals

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>>169376542
I would add you but I dont play dota anymore, just following esports.

>>169376542
You don't want one.

Wow now Slacks is a host. Sometime ago I woke up in a shitty reality.

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>>169376234
>losing against players of the most toxic server
>expecting pity

>>169376542
Why would you want to play with flips?
Most of the time, we wont be on mic if we hear fluent english

Jack with the bantz.

>>169376576
you could add me but I would rather play dark souls than dota because
>playing dota in 2017 outside of events like dark moon

>>169376542
I have a pinoy friend. But I met him in real life many years ago though. He's pretty funny though he plays too much support.

>>169376762
>pinoy
>support
this is where i know youre lying

>>169376542
Pinoy dotard here
Don't even bother internet here is shit and your pinoy friend might lag to hell

>>169376720
But TNC BTFO Shitrekt simmilar to OG in TI6

>replying to a tripfag

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>>169376807
he's got alot of friends and queues in a 5 stack. Of course someone has to support.
He also watches anime so it's more than true

>>169376686
there was one i tried to friend last thread but he never added me :(

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>>169376835
>mfw still no fibr internet in my area

>>169376720
SO THAT SHEEVER WILL CAST
DUH

>>169376908
Dotes and anime is normie tier shit tho.
Maybe if he reads lns in jap

>>169376807
Only Internet cafe faggots never play support
The ones who have the capacity to play at home have shit internet anyway

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Will he ever win a Valve event bros?

No memes aside
How many more TIs will there be before it stops being profitable or before Dota 3 is announced ?

>>169377074
that's carry wisp going beyond godlike.

Goodmorning Dota 2, got any plans for this evening?

>>169377074
If EG goes on the next Majors and TI7 with PMA they will win

Losing to CoL made them 4th in Boston

>>169377074
>shitEEzy
>win
)

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>>169377048
>homefag
>knowing the nature of internet cafe

P-P-P-P-P-P

How's your day fellow australians?

hi : 3

>>169377258
never post in d2g ever again you piece of shit , everything you Australians touch gets destroyed

>>169377318
Name one thing we've destroyed

>>169377048
I was literally beside a 7k support player bitching about his retarded sniper. Makes me startle every few minutes

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>>169377212
>Not exploiting retards by owning an internet cafe

>>169374815

Leaf loli.

>>169377349
Not emus

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>>169377349
maki and d2g

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do you miss it?

>>169377349
the Great Barrier Reef

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UN-DEBATABLE
NONNEGOTIABLE
UNCOMPROMISING

SOMEBODY POST IT ON REDDIT QUICKLY

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>>169377349
serious discussion

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>>169377451
>Not the one with mason

>>169377451
>Not S A D B O Y S

>>169377535
S A D B O Y S ft. Fat Boy was also great

Can this stupid fucking autist go five god damn minutes without making a stupid god damn face or fucking retarded voice.

Fuck Sir Reddit Slacks

>>169375849
>>169376720


I CAN'T TELL IF SLACK'S STUPID FUCKING CARTOON VOICE IS FOR REAL. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO

A N N O Y I N G
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>>169377651
>>169377690
people who used to sing a lot have voice like those especially females.
oh wait
slacks is a dude

oh shit

There's no dota for a month after this while CS:GO has on average 8 events a month.
I'm so depressed my dudes

>>169377489
the secret that won teh major was the strongest one

>>169377862
CSGO has an african tier prize pools so If they don't play they can't eat.

>>169377979
Keeping the prizepools low prolongs scene life imho. I've come to the realization that TI6's pool will be the largest we'll ever have for a very long time, next biggest won't be dota at the very least

>>169377862
You're going to be that much more hyped for DAC, though. That's the the kind of shit that sticks with you, not Starladder-tier LANs every week.

>>169378138
>You're going to be that much more hyped for DAC
or maybe he even stops caring instead of hyping himself for the future gratification and changes the esport game of choice

rmyt...

Liquid stomped Wings.

wow

>>169378302
Then he's retarded. Dota had constant events at one point and it wasn't as fun at it sounds There's a reason why every sport since the beginning of time builds up hype for a major event instead of bombing the viewer with pointless distractions every week.

>>169378138
DAC is 500k I think, with 2 groups of RR and a lower bracket. That's the only thing I can look forward to in this GSL group single elim bullshit environment.

>>169378302
Maybe it's time I just stop watching esports and do real adult stuff like golfing honestly what's the point

>>169378420
>We are dead on purpose trust me
scv

is that you

>>169378420
shut up faggot. We need more events

Hello 3k 4mowniki

>>169378453
>>169378473
Fucking kill yourselves. DAC is a perfect format tournament with good teams. If you can't wait one month for that go back to your online single elim shit esports.

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>tfw ready to lose another T5 battlecup

>>169378420
More events means more teams. T1 teams rejecting invites is a sign of a healthy scene (ie. what it was like with 3 majors and ESL, SL, Summit, MLG, Nanyang, MDL, Redbull, WCA, etc) rotating tournaments every 2 weeks.
Even SC2 when it was dying never had one month of nothing.

>>169378572
Fuck you I'm playing overwatch haHAA.
It's much more fun than your mmr grindfest

>>169378582
It becomes unprofitable if T1 teams reject too many tournaments because they might start lacking viewers. The logical result of this is tournaments dodging the buildups to huge events like DAC and Kiev to prevent T1 teams from rejecting them.

tat new fat caster sound pretty comfy desu

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>Its a forced 50 episode

>>169378724
These 3rd party tournaments often lead to major invites. They do this in both League and CS:GO while only Dota does it unofficially, and it also depends on the timing. Secret won a T1 tournament and weren't invited to a major because they won it 1-2 days before the invites came out.
T1 teams rejecting invites means that other T1 teams will attend.

>>169378918
>do this in league
Bullshit, league has no 3rd party tournaments. League has everything mandated by Riot, who rule over the competitive scene with an iron fist.

>>169378918
No, this applies to T1.5/2 teams aiming for invites. Liquid needs these tournaments to secure and invite, for example. There is nothing a tournament organizer can do to guarantee EG or OG will show up.

>someone with a funny accent says something retarded on mic
>everyone laughs at the same time on mic
>as my laughter fades away I realize how much I needed to laugh with a group of friends, how long it's been and how lonely I am
>smoke weed and pretend to have a conversation with a group of people whispering by myself in my dimly lit room
we won the game

the gulag is on suicide watch

not because anything happened just d2g is full of NEETs who often neck themselves

>chink vs chink
suddenly all dead

>>169379190
off yourself autismo

>>169379320
so fucking mad

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SLARK LOST

i feel so happy every time i see that hero lose

>>169379548
>Slark loses competitive games
>Gets buffed

>>169379197
wings is na tho, everybody knows that. na doesn't lose at ti

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>>169379575
FUCK
you are right i didnt even think of this
i feel so conflicted right now

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>169379686
whatever man, slark players need to suffer

>>169379017
That's the thing this guy doesn't understand. Dota is ruled by free market forces and is at the convenience of T1 teams. In League they can literally force the teams to do whatever they want to and events happen exactly when they want them to. There's nothing Valve can do to make a tournament happen in the buildup to a major event. The only thing Valve can do is put less money in the scene to force teams to play in small tournaments like what happens in GS:GO. Who knows, we might get the CS:GO model next year if they decide it's healthier, but Valve is the one with the data on that, not us.

>>169379548
>>169379575
>>169379686
>>169379797
It seems they really need to rework Slark so that he's both viable in competitive and not absolute fucking cancer in pubs.

>>169378778
>Unranked
It literally should not bother you

>>169380061
they could make a pure counterhero that isn't available in captains draft

>>169380152
*last picks slark*

Esports is on but this thread is still dead.

tfw no autistic qt gf

>>169380431
Its just has been chinks vs old has been chinks

>>169374815
Ilexa

>when a chinese dota manlet has better facial hair than you

>>169380419
haHAA

>>169380431
north american posters run this thread

>>169380431
>chinks
>hype

uhhh

>>169380836
wings are LITERALLY picking the most boring western meta picks I've ever seen. it's like they have nothing to prove when playing v chinks

>lc mid

seems like the chinkz have a game 3 in store

>no one picking memedruid

finally

I wonder what makes Slacks so likeable. I couldn't stand him at first but now I want to see more of him everytime there's something on.

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Where is Juggernaut arcana guys

Why is Major held in an actual warzone guys

Why doesn't Valve care about LGD Ruru having developer API key and access to ALL DOTA 2 INFORMATION

Why doesn't Valve care guys

>>169381046
I honestly think it´s because he is always so positive

>>169381054
>Chinks have access to info
>Still get destroyed whenever they're not playing against other chink teams

Just let 'em have it, man.

It's a beta

>>169381123
So you're saying the prizemoney will be higher and the viewers will increase? Game is saved!

>>169381054
>Where is Juggernaut arcana guys
assets are already in the game
>Why is Major held in an actual warzone guys
is it 2014 again?
>Why doesn't Valve care about LGD Ruru having developer API key and access to ALL DOTA 2 INFORMATION
even with the cheating advantage lgd still hasnt placed in a relevant lan, im beginning to doubt the legitimacy of this claim

>>169381054
>Where is Juggernaut arcana guys
Probably soon but it's Valve.

>Why is Major held in an actual warzone guys
Because CIS was begging for a major and there is a diplomatically sensitive situation with Russia.

>Why doesn't Valve care about LGD Ruru having developer API key and access to ALL DOTA 2 INFORMATION
How do we know this hasn't already been dealt with?

>Why doesn't Valve care guys
Business as usual. Valve never properly communicates as a fucking policy.

>>169381262
>>169381263
V I D F
I
D
F

>>169381316
What the fucking are you even talking about, I didn't even defend Valve. Unless you consider pointing out that they have no reason to divulge information about their developer API to the public defending them.

>>169381316
guess we had acceptable answers then

>duel full hp jugg with healing ward running

"professional" players

>>169381543
It prevents the omnislash

>>169380061
>>169379686
t. pubshitters

>>169381576
the creep wave was there

>LC wins her first duel by 13 mins
Am I watching a pro game or a replay of a 2k pub?

another full hp jugg duel
omnislash was on cd this time

Alright so who wins the series overall?

Personally I'm thinking vg, wings is going to draft some standard shit and they'll lose just off that

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Can I get a rapid recapitulation on Dota 2 since late 2015?

I quit the game before first mayor, after peaking at 5.4k MMR.

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Reminder this is all Bruno Carlucci's fault, the man responsible for reddit pandering, minimalist HUD design, 7.00 AND South American Qualifiers.

image posting is what killed 4chan

>>169381880
explain

This is a blatant intentional throw.

>>169381880
>minimalist HUD design

It's a good thing though faggot

>>169381863
Jungle is bigger and respawns every odd minute
Random full hp+mana heal shrines scattered around the map
Illusions gain flat attack speed

Game a balance between retard ricing and looking for kills, you can't just outrice an enemy if they are slaying your team too hard but you can't completely ignore farming either

>>169382021
>Random full hp+mana heal
but the heals arent random at all

>>169382143
They are scattered around the map randomly and also exist as an anti high ground push mechnic

>Nyx runs close to rubick
>Crowd gasps
>Rubick blinks

So this.... is the dodginess...... of chinese LANs...

>>169381953
How so?

>>169382314
>They are scattered around the map randomly

Do you really think icefrog just threw darts towards a printed dota2 map to choose the locations?

One is to help the off lane and the other is to help the mid lane

>>169382371
>rotk somehow outfarms wings carry
dodgy indeed

>>169382471
>Do you really think icefrog just threw darts towards a printed dota2 map to choose the locations?
Yes

>>169382471
Bruno did not icefrog.

Icefrog is retired.

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Shit day desu

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when do the GOOD teams play?

>>169382825
>Betting

May Allah forgive you for your transgressions.

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>>169381880
>TFW you are I killed d2g

>>169381997
t. lolcuck

This kiev shithole major ruin all my interest to dota, i only today learned about scene for all this 3 moths, i was surprised to know, that fata returned and his team rocks and only losing to liquid.

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>>169383142
You wanna try that again bud?

>>169383142
cyka blyat

what if doom just kills you instead?

>WANGS

how to switch between free camera and players perspective in the broadcaster mode? there's no hotkey for this

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>tfw no dotard gf

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When do the GOOD teams play?

>>169384586
In about 11 hours.

>>169384661
thanks

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I miss Lacoste, guys.

>>169384778
This picture just makes me sad that balding exists.
Loda was a handsome guy

>>169384878
It's Loda's own fault that he looks like a cuck desu, not his balding.
If he just started working out, tossed out his gay hat and shaved his head instead of clinging onto the few strands of hair he has left, he could still look really good despite being bald.

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>CSGO has way more tourneys with way more viewers
>VAC massively upgraded

Why are you still in the dead thread for a dead game?

<: /

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>>169385886
stop

For anyone interested friends>dd is literally free money at 1.7

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>>169385886
if ive seen one csgo game, ive seen them all

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>when you realise what the perfect hero pick would have been after a lost game

This shit stays with me for hours, help.

>watching a 6.5k mmr game
>one team has both a jungle magnus AND a jungle troll

Do the memes ever end?

>>169386103
Play more and you won't give a shit

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i just woke up dotards
how were the games
did I miss anything good?

>>169386592
Kys

How long does it take to unlock ranked play at level 20?

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is it time to post akarin~ <3 ?

>>169386927
took me 150 games

What are the most visually/audibly impressive heroes? Silencer ult always gets me to the bones, as well as phoenix.

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>>169386446
they're not memes if they work

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>>169387209
i don't have any akari pictures but go for it my dude

>>169385623
no point in looking like a shaved ballsack
leave the hair, and embrace it
he has been trying to hide it with the retarded hat, which fucks up his hair even more. so his hat-less pictures are an abomination to nature

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>>169387723
>leave the hair, and embrace it
That's actually the worst thing to do when you're balding.
Embrace the fact you're balding and shave your head, don't embrace the few strands of hair you have left and look 30 years older than what you really are because you're too insecure to let people know you're balding.
If you work out, being bald doesn't have to be a death sentence. Cucks are afraid of /fit/ though.

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Singsing is streaming dotards

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When will they buff my boy Arc Warden

>>169387239
That feels a little excessive just to play ranked, but thanks for the info anon

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>when your own terrorblade sunders you and takes your HP like the bitch you are

6.81

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>>169388489
Why do anime girls have fog machines in their mouth? Why do they activate them when aroused?

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Pot cute Poppy

>>169389084
>>169388489
>oh i love anime, i'm so strange and deep and mysterious like that, japan is so much better than the west btw

nobody actually likes anime

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Reminder to do at least 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!

dota...

should I focus on learning one position or a few different heroes for each position?

>>169389720
What the actual fuck are you talking about

>>169389948
focus on one position and stick with it for life. that's how you become a pro player - BurNing 2013

>>169390154
anime is the same quality as latin soap operas

people watching it has nothing to do with its quality though, this is what i mean

Is Juggernaut the safest carry in the game?

>>169390592
depends on how you define ''safe'', but arguably yes, spin, healing ward more than makes up for meh str gain

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http://milligan-vick.tumblr.com/page/8

Basically the whole page. Good luck, dotards!

DOTARDS

I just lay in bed for 8 hours with my eyes closed but never actually slept.

Should I play Bane, Naga, Puck, or ET?

>>169388489
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cc/Terr_morph_sunder_01.mp3

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>>169391354

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>>169391617

>>169391617
>>169391354
not dota 2 related fuck off

why do people still deny their items even though there is an almost guaranteed chance they will get low priority for it

>>169391913
What does it mean to deny an item? Total idiot learning the game here

>>169391957

dropping your own items on the ground and destroying them

>>169391957
Drag an item from your inventory and drop it on the ground. Press a and then left click to destroy it.

>Core players who don't deward when they seen the enemy ward during laning

What the fuck is wrong with people.
Free XP, no gold cost, deny the enemy vision, double tango.

Pretty sure this is the reason my offlane winrate jumped up to 70% the past week, getting that minute 1 lane ward deward.

>>169392051
>>169392432
Why would someone do that instead of selling?

>>169391354
>>169391617
>>169391762
These girls need to understand, if they have anything bigger than an a cup then THEY CAN'T FUCKING COSPLAY WR. STOP RUINING MY GODDAMN WAIFU RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>169392630

it's about the statement towards your team mates

>>169392630
Because they believe the game is lost, don't want to abandon, and don't want to even have the chance of being helpful.
Basically it's an act of impotent rage from cuckolds who are unable to have meaningful impact on the game and thus believe in "forced 50".

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>>169391762

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>>169392834

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dotards are fucking gay

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>tfw you shit all over invoker as centaur

>>169393321
This is really well done
is there more?

>>169393441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06qGbkLVDs

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>>169384479
>>169389738
>>169391354
>>169391617
>>169391762
>TFW no THICC Drow GF
KILL ME PLS

Explain to me why you are not watching febby stream right now

>>169394103
im about to play a game of dota 2

Did the region lock effectively destroy DotA for people in Europe?

Queueing in Europe I only get the usual Turks, Arabs, Russians and Romanians. And playing US means I have to queue for up to 20-30 minutes, and in the end you exclusively wind up with South Americans and Chinese.

Is there ANY server left where I can just play with people who speak English?

>>169394185

the region lock is not even in effect anymore

>>169394528

Then why do I have a 30 minute queue time on US east?

>>169394641

because region selection is set to auto now every time you start dota and people are scattered over servers

>>169394704

US east is still the most second populated server in the world. And playing with my friends from the US, queue time is always 2-3 minutes. Besides, just look at the Steam forums. Hundreds of Europeans complaining they have huge queue times on US. The region lock still exists man.

>>169394948
Why the fuck are Euros solo queuing in USE anyway?

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>>169392653

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reminder to play battle cup if you've got spare tickets and want compendium levels, it starts in 30 minutes! you can always search for a party of your skill level with the "Find Party" button in the battle cup menu!

>>169395095
to see the much whined about peruvians

>>169393669
damn it, every time I see these it gives me goose bumps

anyone in here need a steam bf?

>bought a copy of dota 2
>mfw key is already used

well, that was fun

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re:169396579
>bought a copy of dota 2

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>>169396579
>bought
wtf are you talking about

>>169396579
you seem to have stumbled upon a time rift, welcome to the future and I am sorry to tell you but dota is fucked

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Could this game be any more dead?

>>169397190
yeah, it could be tf2

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>no trip fag thread
>no forced meme pic in OPs picture

Im back

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>>169398784
>American """""""""""""""""""cooking"""""""""""""""""""