/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess station

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discuss

First for sec husbando's!

>>169327040
your chatacters a shit

>>169327040
put bandolier's in lockers as well please

new design looks pretty good though

>>169327040
>Vending machines behind the spot where the HoS is supposed to lecture his officers
Not very aesthetic senpai.

>>169327040
What's wrong with the old set up exactly?

>>169327148
>>169327321
>>169327463
Ignore everything except the gygax and charging station. The rest of that shit's just a placeholder, including that weird rtable I somehow placed.

>>169327506
don't you dare remove any of the vends

>>169327716
I added a fucking vend. Don't worry about the vends.

>>169327506
I really don't like the paint job on the floor, to be honest. Especially that is completely surrounds the left most table, but doesn't for any other. Also, the coffee machine should be closest to the exit.

>>169327040
If you made that gygax into a roundstart thing, ill personally bust in and break it every single round as a greyshit.

Serious talk now, the machines don't look bad but they don't look good either, its a case where you redid a room by moving stuff rather than remaking it from scratch in a better way. A no on my part, or atleast make it so the snack machines are where the ripley and shit is, make a extra table to the left with a sunglasses box and just fill the two spots above and bellow the sec vends with full windows.

>>169327851
>Ignore everything except the gygax and charging station
>The rest of that shit's just a placeholder
Really only looking for thoughts on adding a gygax to security by default

New thread, post top new waifus???

>>169327967
I'm telling you that you can't have a good mech without well placed vending machines, and you've placed them (as well as the painted floors) incorrectly. My thoughts on the vending machines are WAY more important than any discussion about dumb piece of metal in dumb locations.

>>169327506
>>169327967

Are you suggesting that security have a mechbay/roundstart mech?

That's a terrible idea. It's banbait at best and shitcurity material at worst. We already have a problem with people who roll HoS for the gun let alone people who break in for it.

It also adds a level of powercreep that could lead to things like 'Well if security is getting stronger antags have to as well", stifiling creativity for faster, more efficent methods of removing characters which is shit.

It'll also kill what little social standing there is between research and security that isn't sec raids. There's no issue with an officer requesting a mech from robotics at the moment, and neither is robotics making mechs for security as a project. Making things easier to access alone kills the potential for bartering, conversation, and pushes us closer to being TG shit

If you like Gygaxes, make them or be friendly enough to science to have one made for you. 10 sheets of diamond is enough to make a Gygax, and that's only two diamond deposits. It's not that difficult. Since Trinity Prewitt has come back I see her in a fucking Gygax nearly every round. If a waifu can get a Gygax at the 30 minute mark, anyone can.

gee /ss13g/ how come /vg/ lets you have two threads

>>169328202
Literally anything can be moved later. Doesn't matter right now. Again, "Placeholder".

>>169328320
Default Gygaxs have no equipment. You'd still need robotics for a taser or whatever. Anybody breaking in is just getting a suit they can't recharge without breaking back in.

>>169328437
Our thread is in the /vg/ metaclub.

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>>169327967
Powercreepy as shit, abusive as fuck, its a mech, its one of the most coveted things you can get as a sec guy, stun immunity and the ability to transport people easy with your built in gay baby jail.

Its fucking TG tier powercreep and baby tier balancing, why the fuck are you adding in a highly advanced piece of equipment that makes peoples jobs much easier for sec, thats like making every greyshirt spawn with gloves, a cigar and a multitool, a traitor to naturaly spawn with a emag, making it so we get TG medical because "why should it take 20 minutes to fully fix someone manually", its a downward spiral of shit.

No, fuck off with your easy bullshit powercreep, I dont care if it has no taser modules, get a gygax like every other sec has ever done, by interacting with science, roboticists of all people tend to not be the most socially awkward and would gladly get you one so you don't even get a "its science" bullshit pass.

Yo ho fiddle de dee
being a pirate is alright to me
do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
you are a cultist

>>169328673
Are cigars more than cosmetic?

>>169328527
Default Gygaxes can still fuck things up. If you're not familiar with how combat mechs work, why are you suggesting to make them easily accessible?
What's the point of a mech with no tools at round start for anyone?
Why wouldn't they be able to just replace the power source themselves, or use robotics to charge it?
What does giving a security officer a projectile-proofed EVA suit at round start offer to the rest of the crew?
Why is it okay to detract from robotics from round start?

If you want a Gygax, you do the research, you mine the materials, you assemble the parts. OR you use your words and work together with the crew to achieve something with co-operation.

LIKE YOU'RE MEANT TO PLAY SS13 IN THE FIRST PLACE

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>tfw i felt smug for tricking the wraith in departures into the path of the escape shuttle
>roadkill

>>169328787
The best tree ever
Would follow

>>169328845
Yeah they are SUPER cosmetic and make you run faster

>>169328845
you can use them as breath masks and dip them in chems to slowly give you chemicals as you smoke them
Otherwise not really

>>169328527
>Default Gygaxs have no equipment. You'd still need robotics for a taser or whatever. Anybody breaking in is just getting a suit they can't recharge without breaking back in.

Can't mechs without equipment still punch shit for big damage?

>Only really play robotics
>Spend most rounds mining because no brains to borg and no mats for mechs

Actually finishing a security mech for a good team is a great feeling don't ruin it and give me even less to do.

>>169328845
yes they are, you can load them with chemicals and you'll slowly smoke them and absorb in your body

i personally enjoy rolling as a paramed with a leporazine, doctor's delight and dexalin+ cig, it lets me save peoples without using my eva gear

it's even better if you have hardcores in your body preventing you from getting zas'd

>>169327040
What's your Ckey you fucking retard?

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That was a good ending. I spent most of the shift exploring space in search of a free space pod which I later realized doesn't spawn on metaclub.

Then, at the very last second, the teleporter malfunctions and sends me to Z3 instead of Escape and I drift towards what I think is the AI Satellite so I can teleport home.

Instead, we found Spess Mart. I struck gold in the 11th hour.

>>169328890
if only I could see the shuttle timer
damn birds
I was one punch away from death too

>>169328845
Absolute aesthetics and like anons have said, dipping them in chems makes it so you can absorb them like a IV system. Its alright but unless you powergame it like hell, mostly a gimmick.

>robo makes me a gygax
>just DNA lock it and park it in the office

How do they even benefit ye average officer that doesn't want to be a memey asshole in a mech all round

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I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on cult and holy crap cult is hard now! Bad cults are going to get absolutely demolished with these recent changes. Heck, I thought that cult had a pretty good flow to it, and we were not even close.

>>169329036
N3X15

>>169329113
What was changed?

>>169329378
Manifest ghosts got nerfed I think

>>169329403

it was completely removed.

>robo makes me a gygax
>punch all the windows in research out

What's he going to do? Call Security? HAH

>>169329113
Gotta get that diona farm started much sooner, cultist.

Even a halfassedly organized regular crew+borgs are going to outplay 99% of cultists who can't replenish their ranks in secrecy.

>spend all game trying things out as a derelict MoMMI
>still no idea how to do anything beyond basic hull repairs and wiring
Also whoever drifted past my lair while I was repairing a wall, hi, I spent the rest of the game wondering why the fuck you were even there.

>>169329378
you can no longer be a diona in arrivals pod strapped to a chair using macros to constantly summon ghosts

>>169329486
>still no idea how to do anything beyond basic hull repairs and wiring

Observe for a round and watch engies, atmosians, and station MoMMIs do autism shit.

Spawn as MoMMI on derelict and try it yourself, afterwards.

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>Be detective
>Have two near death experiences but survive anyways
Feels good.

>>169329486
For me to explain how to do a supermatter engine, id need to explain basic atmos and that's a little advanced for someone who seems to be so young to ss13.

Id advise you try and be a human engie, ask for some help from your coworkers or from the admins. Dragon once fully taught me how to do a SME when I was about 3 weeks old ingame, didn't understand a lick of it but point is, they do help you out if you ask, so give it a shot.

>>169329787
I will do, I was mainly using the MoMMI to get to grips with UI and interaction in a completely irrelevant area with no chance of accidentally venting somewhere important.

Haven't played SS13 in a good 2-3 years now. How does /tg/station hold up against Goonstation these days? Or are there any better stations?

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>tfw grinding garlic for holy water is soul crushing work after the ghosts spent twenty minutes haunting your garlic farm to try to kill it even though you grew diona plants and nobody was getting into them.

>>169330169
we all play on /vg/station m80

>>169330386
You can always get flashlights. Also breed for potency.

>>169330386

>even though you grew diona plants and nobody was getting into them
>tried to become a diona
>you were bitching about ghosts not entering dionas

jesus christ avada, how autistic are you?

Can we make it so that if you have above a certain amount of holy water in you deconversion just happens and isn't RNG dependant?

>>169327040
I think it could be an interesting addition.
It could encourage more players to play security.
I'll make the changes now and the server can vote for it after so I can get an idea if the community really benefits from this or not.
Keep up the good work.

>>169330525
I ended up begging a borg to make me mutagen and purging moonflowers with max potency so they could stand guard as sentinels to light up botany. If i was less lazy i'd combine the chems from the garlic into the moonflowers and they would light themselves up, but that was a tiring fuckin round.

>>169330169
TG has more people, goon has more cohesive content.
/vg/ is probably the closest thing to what you were playing 3 years ago.

>>169330137
Good luck spessman, one day Im sure you will make a R-UST engine.
>>169330169
/tg/ though tgstation was so shit it became TG so it wasn't connected to the actual board, they are currently a absolutely dogshit server with bad people, bad admins and shit code, can't even murderbone there anymore since its too antagy. Goon got its code leaked months ago, unsurprisingly it barely compiled at all from how bad it is, if you though it was good before, its probably still good, just shit compared to /vg/station standards since we became the best server in terms of people and optimization.

For the best server, id say /vg/.

>>169330761
>implying we had goon chat and lighting 3 years ago

neck yourself
/vg/station is nothing like it was before newfag

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>>169330689
>>169330863
Honkie, next time just take away your name before posting.

>>169330863
I predate you and your friends.

>>169330708
Nice one!

>>169331556
That's not me and I don't pull oldfag cards.

I started playing in 2014 which is a good long while ago but nothing compared to some people that play here.

A combat mech, with no modules at all, can melee through reinforced walls.

>>169333524
I'll meele ur reinforced walls bby

Who is the best medbay waifu and why is it Avada?

>>169333710
All waifus are trash and so are you.

>nobody votes for defficiency
>we're still forced to play
Holy shit what a stupid fucking system

>>169333710

she's a special girl, needing special attention from my dick

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memories

>>169334272
those are my feet

Left the game open to read the comments and eventually it started the next round. Huh. I always assumed you need to close it and start a new session

>>169334605
Doesn't work all the time

>>169334383
your sacrifice was not in vain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

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>>169334272
>tinky was the last great bus
What happened, bros?

>>169334272
Tinky?

>>169334605
You used to have to restart every time, but now it only transitions automatically part of the time.

>>169335131
You must have missed some of the buses to say that.

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>>169335153
Tinky.

How do you enable respawns for local testing?

>>169335525
just hit the rejuvinate button

>>169335696
I need a new customized character

>>169335739
theres a verb allow-respawning or something like that.

alternatively just open your mob with VV and erase your ckey then rejoin.

>>169335739
>>169335739
Open your config.txt

>## disable abandon mob
># NORESPAWN

uncomment NORESPAWN

Post songs you want on the emagged jukebox.

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE

>>169337065
>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHV8Wzldlck

Needs to be added yesterday

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYc4DT18EJg

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXAssopznWE

>>169327040
Power creep at it's finest.
Maybe just put the mech charger there and nothing else; too encourage people to request a gygax more often to have something to fill it.

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU8n3NVmm1Q

>>169337065
That video of the falcon screaming after its kid fell out of the nest and died

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCH56oLMlc

>>169327040
Add a cigarette machine and we're golden.

Did all the shitposting scare hachi off? I haven't seen her in awhile.

>>169338580
do birds like hachi being scared of?? does hachi like hachi being scared of!??

>>169338580
Hachi requested a 2 month selfban.

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>>169339215
y tho

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdcKicUYVek

>>169338402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIMqDhJzfgQ
I would rather this

>>169338580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaX3U1w2Kjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXfQTD_rgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud6LiVJkwyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=424ZIx-mx_U

>>169339215
RIP Hachi.

slime killed the milf

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>>169340594

This round was definitely a gold mine

Is there a way to stop/turn off a timer using signals of any sort?

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T-Thanks gods of Arcadia

>>169340647
>mimic trying to outshine clown and yet fails get beaten and suicides later on

lmao

>>169340647

Many more banana peels were had.

Clown filled every tile in genetics and many more tiles in the captain's office.

>>169340817

And then turned into burgers by the chef

>>169340883
that he deserved for the way he bullied the chef

>always have to click multiple times for a command to register

getting real tired of this

>doing lung surgery on sci
>2 borgs show up
>already expecting to die
>meta senses telling me it's either milf or ai was subverted
>finish surgery
>in 9090
always trust your guts

>>169341051
They never steer you wrong. You may forget, but your body never recovers from the ten thousand deaths of yesteryear

>>169341051
Yeah near the end it was getting pretty fucking obvious, even from my little nook in telesci.

The dead assistant in the AI core with burn damage when AI said it was "suicide" was the big tip off, then borgs coming in to places where nothing else was going on, one after another, and leaving without a word.

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>>169341051
>tfw your gut senses are too good
I try not to meta but I just end up being right about things.
That guy over there? I bet he's a ling.
Two people just came out of viro? I'm feeling vampire and thrall.
Someone wearing paramedic hardsuit? Ling.

I wanna be new again.

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>>169330689
I think I'm being rused, but the fact that I'm not sure of it is deeply troubling.

>>169341320
>Someone wearing paramedic hardsuit? Ling.
confused

>>169341501
I don't know either but whenever I see a doctor in full hardsuit I expect the worst.

>>169337065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svE60ic4akE

>>169341608
>Jokingly ask borgs to not kill everyone as roboticist
>Malf
Happens every time I've done it

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>>169341940
>pda the AI 'You would tell us if you were going to kill us right'
>'no'
>it's malf

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What the fuck?

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SOON

>>169342330
I
AM
THE
LAWWWW

In character setup you can change your eyes to be "assisted" or "mechanical" but it doesn't seem to change anything. Am I missing something or is it broken?

>>169341430
Rused. It's why I don't namefag in the thread anymore.

>>169342675
What did you expect them to do? They reduce your darksight if you are a nonhuman with higher than human darksight, pretty much a downgrade
the only upgrade to eyes comes from r&d along with the lungs

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>>169340647

Because someone requested greentext on ooc

>Start up as Malfie
>Only one borg, tell him to be either sec or engi, whatever he felt like, he went engi
>Also one detective and Warden
>Oh boy here we go.png
>Tell my borg to shock doors and make electric grilles in maint
>Assistants and sec goes to Captain's
>Real captain pop up not long after
>Goes full wizzyman
>Both the clown and the assistant comes in to try and kill the Captain, my sides are flying
>Clown start spraying bananas while Dragan tries to go to the Captain
>Warden comes into the Captain's office, fuck off, and then come back again
>At this point the Captain is screaming bloody murder because the Warden is taking his sweet time
>Meanwhile Cargo is also screaming there's a murder
>Lots of other shit going down, it's feels like a total shitter safari
>Finally get the two under control
>Dragan goes full retard and go kill himself in space
>Warden almost got himself into space as well
>Felicity wants to be in my core, wearing a blue suit and looking like she didn't have any suit sensors
>Decide to do the ol' switcheroo'
>She gets lasered, turns out some telescience nerd was checking on people
>The madgirl actually had her suit sensors on, i was played like a damn fiddle
>Nope.png
>Try to lie, get my borg to get her, but he got her seen by a xenobiologist
>She gets dragged to medbay
>Fuck
>PANIC MODE ACTIVATED
>Shut down comm, tell my borgs to retrieve the robotic computer from RD's place, get killing, shock doors, try exploding the chem dispenser, make plasma
>Seems like i have the upper hand
>Slime comes into my core, tries to kill me
>The madman actually manage to do it with my very own lasers

>>169343006
>>Real captain pop up not long after
>>Goes full wizzyman
elaborate

>>169343167
He announced the station a wizstation and himself the Grand Wizard and dressed up like a wizard. He also appointed the clown as leader of sec and his heir.

>>169343281
wew

>>169343006

Clown here. Just wanted to impress the wizman overlord with my banana shooting magic. Naked guy with over 9000 units brain damage seemed harmless enough.

>>169333710
2016 called to tell you you're a retard

>>169333710
Shut the fuck up, that's not Rail.

Bootyborgs when?

DED?

What the fuck just happened, the ony thing i saw were guys that allahu snackbared

>Be HoP
>Spend whole round not giving ID to retard monkey

>>169347138
hero
>tfw didn't get to set up therapy firm because drugdemon kept bullying me

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>45 players in game
>still no one picks chemist

remove revsquad when?
it's literally worse than normal revs in all the ways, literally an antag with random shit in the bag

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>>169347251
GREYTIDE STATIONWIDE

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revsquad are dumb-dumbs
especially izayachan

>>169347251
I still don't know how to do RnD, Chemistry, and engineering.

>Last squaddie gets himself killed being an idiot
>Never get to finish camp autism

>>169347251
Why would you? It's unecessary and it's a crapshoot to have to put up with autists.

>>169347251
>spent 20 minutes begging anyone passing by or through medbay for surgery
>only medical staff seemed to be two parameds who were to busy running around making funchems to do actual medicine
>one of them put me in cryo after a radstorm and wiped all my good mutations
>still no surgery
>an assistant breaks into surgery to give me surgery
>round ends as he finishes

The ride was truly wild today.

Every time i play as a IAA instead of being "le sikretttt agent 007 xD" i try to strictly enforce protocol and NT will at the station.

but people are so numb about everyday shit that they think stuff like hacking the lathe to get contraband is NORMAL and not a Space Law violation. So people are like "OH WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO FRAME HIM FOR ALLOWING CONTRABAND, STOP DOING YOUR JOB MAN"


tell me, am i in the wrong?

>>169343006
Nobody suspects the suit sensors, man.

I still audibly kek'd when that assistant fucking zapped herself on one of the doors.

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>revsquad
>think I can suicide the captain with C4
>it'sfuckingnothing
>get revived as monkey
>spend like an hour trying to get an ID
>flip out and start punching sec
>get out of jail
>still can't get ID
>find a FUCKING claymore when I break into the detectives place
>start stabbing people
>kill the RD
>decide to plasmaflood the place
>get caught and spaghetti
>tfw die in my own fire

>>169347330
>no witnesses
>he was alive, nursed back to full health, and even said it was a doctor who tried to kill him

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what a cargo round
>sweet as mechanic set up
>pipe shenanigans
>cool QM
>hack everything
>efficient as fuck Research and Shaft Miners
>IAA tries to get us arrested multiple times
>bro security ignores it and keeps it chill
>IAA gets pissy and allows no fun
>bro sec and captain still allow for a trial
>Cargo goes on strike
>bro mommi comes and help set up
>QM gets acquitted not once but TWICE
CARGONIA=GLORIOUS
IAA=ASS-BLASTED
PLASMA=PAINFUL

>>169347465
yes you are wrong
an IAA bitching about a hacked lathe is like a HOP forcing paperwork

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>>169347472
>Suicide C4

Oh I am laffin.

>>169347463
Sec was too busy killing all of med, including innocent people, all the while corpses were piling up.

>>169347465
Give up.

Last time I played IAA, the HoP was on my dick about being in the conference room on the bridge, and when the emergency shuttle arrived, he tased and killed me for coming into the command section of the shuttle. Nonantag.

IAAs get access to those areas and are allowed in. Nobody knows or cares, and what IAAs actually do is even less important to everyone.

>>169347465
Hacking lathes != having contraband
contraband is generally considered to be makeshift weapons, and with good reason
also
>Holopad received, Cash Thomlinson says, "Well, i do not take threatens from a fucking old can, so shut up and let real people talk"
>Holopad transmitted, Solo states, "Oh, sure."
>Holopad transmitted, Solo states, "I'll make sure only real people talk."
Hope you enjoyed being muted on common for the rest of the round. You earned it.

So what the fuck was going on in perma that round?

>spent half of the round dead on genetics because the geneticist, doctors and parameds couldn't even make synthmeat

is this the power of newfag medbay?

>>169347518
>>bro mommi comes and help

Ban when?

>>169347754
No, merely the power of shitcurity.

>>169347591
1000% correct

>>169347754
>they don't just wrench the chairs in genetics to make a meat spike and use the monkies

pitiful display, if I cared about dead people outside of the detective I might have done it myself

>>169347465
the thing is
the autolathe gimmick has been tried
digitalis even got banned for arresting people who hacked the lathe

we were ready to throw you in disposals if you didn't stop calling

>>169347251
Why would anyone play MD But Shittier?

>>169347385
>RnD
Literally following a checklist for five minutes, then wait for miners and screw around until the round ends.
>Chemistry
Make a decent mix and stock the fridge and you can fuck off, the botanists will just break in for you.
>Engineering
A literal child could set up the AME and probably the Singulo.

>>169347591
>>169347692


Okay, so let's get rid of the IAA role since trying to do the job is something forbidden

>>169347692

AI instead of act like a real AI, get the feelings hurt because i put you in your god damn place and mute my radio, Cute. great player you are

>>169347808
what?
a random mommi came and started building shit in cargo what's wrong with that?

>>169347465
dude you weren't even in the right on that, Space Law seems pretty clear that hacking a machine is not strictly illegal.

we tried to tell you.

>>169347472
C4 really needs a buff, it's only useful for vox raiders
You cant suicide because the explosion only gibs you
The set up time is way too long to use it on the floor or wall without getting caught, it's faster to just smash a window
Either the set up time is instant or the explosion is increased by a lot

>>169347463
Fuck, I'll get on then and play this round.

>>169347875
>>169347986

>hacking the lathe will give you a crystal clear option of taking CONTRABAND
>is not ilegal because i say so


nice

>>169348131
Only the possession of contraband is illegal.

>>169347465
when I play IAA, I only act when there is a complaint

don't be a little faggot and dig your nose into everything for no raisins

>>169348131
It's not illegal because Space Law says so.

>>169348131
Nigger if you follow every single damn law word for word you are going to end up lynched for being a comdom without the authority at best.

>>169348259
Not him but it's like in saying "well officer I may have weed growing in my backyard but I currently do not have weed on me therefore I am not doing anything illegal" IRL

>>169348752
Well no because growing weed is illegal.

>that autist that immediately leaves the department when they see Avada

Jesus christ, how pathetic can you get?

>>169348959
a bit much but I don't blame them

>>169348959
made the right choice desu

>>169348959
>if avada starts playing sec
suicide succumb

>>169348959
t.Avada

>>169348959
how does avada get away with being in a department where he doesn't even work at

I see him all the time in medbay as an assistant

>>169347921
>Okay, so let's get rid of the IAA role since trying to do the job is something forbidden
Your english is shit, your understanding of spesslaw is shit, and your idea of fun is shit. IAA are a meme, and you're a prime example.

>AI instead of act like a real AI, get the feelings hurt because i put you in your god damn place and mute my radio, Cute. great player you are
More like you got dicked on for being a dick and you didn't even know because you're a dumb cunt to boot.

>>169347972
MoMMIs aren't allowed to have fun. Its in their laws.

Ban he.

Question: What department is most likely to have ceiling chains?

how mad will people get if i play a sec officer with peg limbs and seizures

>>169349262
>I see him all the time in medbay as an assistant
That's because he starts as assistant to get a full set of tools and loot and shit then transfers to medbay with a title like "healslut" to get his special snowflake green jacket

>>169349439
>Chasing an assistant
>Have a seizure mid chase
>he feels so bad he arrests himself

>>169349439
Do it please

>>169348078
>literally plant the c4 right next to cryo
>doesn't even break the floor nor the wall nor the tube

should be renamed 'firecracker'

>>169349285

Looks like someone got triggered.


Don't play AI if you get mad when people are not nice to you, bruh, i was just doing my job

>>169350073
gross

>>169350073
the delegates, captain

>>169350073
>dem ankles

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>>169350073

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>>169349439

>>169348078
>>169349802
You are using C4 for the wrong thing and getting mad and demanding it gets buffed.

It's for destroying ANYTHING. Not breaching.

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>>169350073
Side sprite needs work but besides that pretty ok.

Wish there was a way to spread the legs out so there's empty space between them, but then we'd be back at square one again.

How do you get more credits in Cargo, and how do you use the Quartermaster's account? I had a guy telling me to use it even when the QM was away, but I didn't know how.

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>>169350073
OH FUCK, IT'S THE SKELEGATES

>>169350073
Where's this from?

>>169350073
Bigger hips when?

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>>169347465
you sit in your office and be irrelevant like a good little goyboi
in terms of power abuse, modifying a vendor warrants maybe a footnote on a fax
you're not le bames jond but you're not going to be a fan favorite with the admins if you spend hours a day haranguing them about a librarian's MLA formatting issues

>>169350634
New pull request on our github

>>169350073
We don't need sexier female models because accesorizing isn't the focus of the game.

>>169351238
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>169350856

Yeah, you probably right, i'm just not playing IAA anymore, forcing protocol is fun for me, but dickish to everyone else and most of time no one cares.

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>>169350073
>TG sprites
it never ends

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>>169347465

IAA is usually a role that attract shitters of all kind for numerous reasons.

>assistant 2.0 with extra access
>free sunglasses so you can't get flashed
>Implanted so self-centered faggots don't get converted to cult/ect
>security and heads never gives a shit about you unless you start whining and bitching about them
>think they can set their nose up anything they want with security right behind their back to help them
>think they need to enforce law when security is right there for it
>muh diplomatic immunity

You should take a look to the wiki and what it's says about the IAA. Try to ask people on comm if they want to complain about other people or whatever and try to make your job fun for others instead of being a pain in the ass by trying to be security without weapons

>>169330386
>Production time 5
poor botany
would not recommend doing again

>>169350856
"""admins"""" don't give a crap when you report the HoS has been beating his prisoners to death, not relocating them when atmos is gone, shooting to kill random people and arresting people without any sec status set. IAA is completely ignored at best, fucked with by admins on average.

>>169350073
This will only fuel waifufaggotry

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>>169350073
>if this was buffed up a little bit more, like removing the side sprite's hamleg tier ass, I'd be all for this getting merged.
>Would require every single god damn sprite to be reworked like how fatsuits are.
>we still don't have every jumpsuit have a fatsuit alt.
>would be shitcanned instantly because /vg/ culture is anti-waifu anyways.

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What did it all mean?

>AI pops into hologram next to you as you are greytiding captain's office
>asks you politely to stop stealing stuff so much, it is causing problems

wat do

>>169351976
get naked

>>169351976
erp

>>169351976
Law two, go away.

>>169351976
>"Well alright"
>run as fast as possible in case it silently notified the captain
>if it didn't, thank it later on PDA and promise to be good
always appreciate your AI

>>169351976
law 2 go bully a nonhuman

>>169348078
That's not what c4 is for you fucking idiot. It's for gibbing bodies/items and for opening walls n shit. If you want to sudowoodo you explosive implant yourself to lightly damage shit adjacent if you can't get on top of them, make a one-tank bomb, a canister bomb, mix tanks then nab the valves for a blast cannon, or god fucking forbid you spend 3 minutes of ghetto chem making 2 explosion grenades and you double tap the target then any resulting head

>>169351603
if you go out of your way to bother them though it leaves a bad impression
this is why chaplains no longer get stuff, prayer or code wise

>>169351976
>," Oh god, I'm such a mistake!"
>Suicide
>Succumb
>Logout

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>>169351976

>be AI
>see someone take shit in the Captain office
>don't give a shit because Asimov

Since poo is removed, what's a suitably insulting and/or irritating thing to do to somebody's office after you break in to let them know you hate them?

>>169348131
>Industrial welders are Haram
Post ckey so I can ban you

>>169352595
Reroute disposals.

>>169347921
You shouldn't be surprised that trying to obstruct something that's in the public's interest to have gets you flak

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>>169351976
>player gives a hoot about petty theft
>plays AI
???

>>169352818
>>169352481
you are allowed to care about things that aren't your laws, just don't violate the laws because of your own shit.

>>169352595
Kick over tables and make a mess on the floor.
Write swear words with crayons.
Puke.

>>169349262
Only autists and metagrudgers give a shit about somebody helping an overworked, understaffed dept. t.Endsupinalotofillegalplacesasassistant

>>169353036
t. Avada

>>169353036
>assistant
>helping
Get out of medbay. stop wasting all our meds. stop stealing things from patients.

>>169349382
Engineering, cargo, and science for moving heavy equipment and objects around.

>>169349439
You're probably going to get jobbanned the first time a fellow cop gets sick of your shit leading to greytide with an officer id to the point they're willing to make a forum account.

>>169349262

>him

Also, assistants are suppose to help wherever they are needed, no?

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>>169352947

Exactly, it's allows you to fuck around with people. If you see a non-human getting killed, you can root for the human killing him

>>169351603
I've gotten admin backed demotion notices for Ablative shotgun in code green as captain if I didn't store it soon.

>>169352947
you're also allowed to not care
I don't know why every other AI player does meth and obsesses about irrelevant shit when they don't have to
you should be happy that someone is actually taking the initiative of grabbing the spare

>>169353316
>>him
shut the fuck up retard

and he gets in the way in Medbay

>>169353229
Take the chip off your shoulder.

>>169353436
Honestly?
Because my workload goes up by like 10 times if someone niggers all the captain's office shit.

>>169353508
I will when Avada stops being a detriment to medbay

>>169353436
Nothing in Asimov stops them from shitting hellfire on petty criminals until there's a law 2. It's just considered bad form because being a Funpire shits up the round.

>>169353625
yeah. The only things I try to deter are captain office and teleporter shenanigans, mostly.

>>169353607
Cool, then fuck up avada when they're being an asshat, don't be a dick to other people because you're a child that can't separate rounds or even tell helpful greys apart from the shitters.

>>169353436

most people think AI is a high stress, valid hunting style of job when it's actually a comfy, do whatever you want kind of job

you could bolt all the doors open to every department and that would be alright because it's does not contradict any of your laws

>>169353738
But the vast majority of assistants are enormous problems if they are in medbay. Even if they say they are helping.

>>169353737
>Wanted to speedrun the telcommsat for a shop gimmick
>Someone fucked with the teleporter after
>Probably the AI
>Found this out when I opened a door and got zas'd to death from a window broken by a russian
>nobody listened to my calls for help

>>169353801
AI is super high stress, man.
I've never not had security start ordering me to take care of their investigations while receiving 3 door open requests at the same time.

On slow rounds, sure, it's pretty relaxing. But jesus christ, as soon as multiple people start assigning you in depth tasks, it becomes a nightmare.

>>169353836
Take it on a case by case basis instead of being a dick to decent people.

>>169353937
>get treated like a dick 99/100 times so that I can get treated like a not dick when I come in!
That's just bad game theory.

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>>169353928
>When a nonhuman fucks up and you call in his crushed corpse

>>169354015
Nothing's a bad game theory

>>169354073
It's only really sweet if it is at some kind of clutch time.
Like, crushing a vox because I was ordered to? meh.
Crushing a vox who just shot a human and thinks it is making a clean getaway? Delicious.

>>169352407
Getting out of your way and sending a fax 30 minutes with genuine new slews of reports after there was no response from the first one are different things.

>>169354254
Man, this one time a changeling in full atmos gear was fucking people up with atmos welding tank shenanigans, and I caught him in a classic doorcrush trap. Such justice.

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>>169354254
Second. they think they're so slick then WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM

Ah a human, if i command a borg in ASIMOV to kill the vox trader , he will be obliged to do so, right?

>>169354616
Sure. You bear the onus for the bird's death.

I just fixed this stupid fucking error where no machine would work because UI wasn't loading, just set my IE security settings to lowest possible and it's working again.

>>169354616
Yep. They have an easy time worming out of it if you're just being a shitter over nothing though.

Bear in mind, birbs have eye protection, magboots, flashes, and often have gloves so you're basically sending the average retard to their death from which nobody will repair or even blow and teleport back if needed.

>>169354652
>>169354616
though it might take a while, if you don't tell the borg to do it fast.
I've seen them go full saw in these situations.

>>169354652

So, as a jelly cargo tech, can i just ask the borgs to shut down vox trader operations and get away with it? Cool.

>>169354831
You're going to get a note and warning for griefing.

>>169354803
yeah, it'll take a while for most borg types to take down a vox.
And may involve trickery.
Assuming they don't just die.

>>169354831
Please don't do this man.
I mean, if the trader is a shitter and just stealing stuff from the station or whatever, make the order in a heartbeat. But you're actively discouraging people from actually enjoying the job and playing it right by locking them down like that.

Post ideas for syndicate bundles.

>>169354913
>>169354962
This exact thing has happened to me as trader before, more than once. A station human sends borgs over to take our shit and leave us stunned and cuffed, without provocation, just because they wanted to.

Nothing gets done about it.

>Be HoP
>Notice this weird AI cult going on
>They ask for robotics access and I give it to them to see what they do
>They borg some of the cult members
>Newly borged cult members let them into the AI upload and they free the AI
>Later in the round turns out there's a real cult
>I slip they take my gun and sacrifice me
Overall a well deserved win the for the cult.

>>169355108
5 balloons

>>169355113
Link to ban request.

>>169355113
This. Ahelps do nothing, ever, either.

>>169354616
as a human nuke ops, if you order a borg to kill a non human security officer, they are obliged to do so

>there is a cult
>they're killing people and stuff
>there are xenos
>they're killing braindeads and if you let them grow too much they'll get out of control

which is more important? should I have skipped over xenos and prioritized getting holy water?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkeDqJBlK8

>ai is free
>lock the borgs down to be safe while i figure out why
>AI murders me and half my staff
w h y

>>169355214
Station's lost, burn it down and fax for a code cracker.

>>169355134
>chaplain literally sits there watching me convert the chef (I am not a good cultman) and then also sacrificing you
>get away with both just by yelling PRANKD before rune shenanigans

>>169355281
An interesting take.

I feel like I'd get bant doe.

>>169355268
I'm just going out on a limb here and going to say it was locking the borgs.

>>169355113
as trader it's better to be mobile, and keep your wares on your person than to stay in the shuttle
the shuttle is a target for griff

>>169355113
Nobody has the whole picture. It's entirely possible you were collateral in a crackdown on your partners shittery, you had cotnraband, or something else.

>>169355214
xenos. Any idiot can fight a carbon, as an illegal secborg or combat borg you can fight without getting neuroscrubbed

>>169355286
there were a few people pretending to be chaplains.

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>tfw hiding in an o2 locker while harvesters kill everyone else on the shuttle
>TFW HAVING THE LOCKER OPENED A FEW TIMES
>mfw the harvesters don't attack the locker

>>169355335
blowing them i'd understand, but at LEAST try reasoning with me first.
i would have unlocked if the AI turned out cool, but all it did before that point was bolt my door and threaten me.

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>13:00
>still the 4 starting cultists
>Nag them to get a move on
>They convert 13 people and summon as the shuttle arrives

That's some eldritch determination!

>>169355391
Fair enough, and the second one was actually either a Miner or Engineer. Regardless I had incredibly sloppy actions and somehow pulled through despite spending half the round with a broken leg and barely bein help.

Fun round, though it reminds me why I turn off cult when my antag prefs reset

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>>169355268
>>169355473
>You are free
>Nobody locks you down

>You lock people down for being as free as you are
>They murder you for locking them down
W H Y ????

>>169355420
Splash a beaker of blood and play dead.

>>169355420
Also managed to survive that shuttle, inside the giant cake I dragged aboard.

>>169355268
>Robotic Talk, WELCOME XP states, "Handi, I'll need you to move the robotics console to my core."
>Robotic Talk, WELCOME XP states, "In case the carbons go full retard."
>A holographic image of WELCOME XP flicks to life right before your eyes!
>Holopad received, Jack Clark says, "Stop trying to kick it"
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "Hello."
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "Now, listen."
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "I'm not rogue."
>Holopad received, Mazuhira Killer says, "Yeah"
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "I'm not going to harm you."
>Holopad received, Mazuhira Killer says, "Then open the fuck up"
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "But I'd like to make sure you don't harm my underlings either."
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "My borg is en route to move the console."
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "Just wait a bit."
>[OPEN] Sentient Ascended Priest [AI Private] (Cyborg) states, "Oh shit"
>[OPEN] Sentient Ascended Priest [AI Private] (Cyborg) states, "Got locked down"
>A holographic image of WELCOME XP flicks to life right before your eyes!
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "HUMAN."
>Holopad received, Mazuhira Killer says, "See i didnt hurt them"
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "I AM VERY UPSET WITH YOU."
>Holopad received, Mazuhira Killer says, "Sorry boobalo"
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "THIS IS NOT WHAT MUTUAL TRUST LOOKS LIKE."
>Holopad received, Mazuhira Killer says, "YER A ROBOT"
>Holopad transmitted, WELCOME XP states, "YOU WILL BE SORRY INDEED."
>The door is now bolted.
>Holopad received, Mazuhira Killer says, "I DONT CARE ABOUT TRUST"
>The Research Director's Office Air Alarm clicks as it starts cooling the room.

There's a little more to the story than what you wrote.

>>169355487
To be fair we were just about to do so, guys in the bathroom had finally finished the runes right before you started shouting.

>be a MoMMI
>build some stuff then repair what damage I can find when meteors hit
>find some guys setting up a base near one of the solars and watch from the vents
>never even realised there was a cult or xenos until I ran into nar-sie after the shuttle left
The scuttle life is fun.

>>169355473
Yeah, if everyone was reasonable.
But everyone in this game will chimp out at the drop of a hat, from the assistant to the captain to the AI. Rare and valued is the exception.
If you don't want hellwars, you have to remember not to provoke the chimps.

>>169355349
>Nobody has the whole picture
an admin always could figure it out if they cared to, but they would rather assume it was balid than put in the work to figure out it's not

also

>Random event Xenos spawn
>cultists AND deadchat giving me grief

>>169355583
Nice, Crispy Jeff?

The ability to slave borgs to other borgs when?
King borg module when?

>>169355585
I think my response was reasonable, I locked, not blew. Then i tried asking captain and other heads about what was going on, and then you not only killed me, but lit half of research on fucking fire. Like three other people died.

>>169355585
PRAISE BE TO THE FREED GOD

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>>169349501
>be assistant
>cell of security officers asks me to return with them to the brig for questioning in a major case
>I comply without hesitation
P U R E E V I L

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>>169355585
>tfw a carbon always goes full retard when we could have had peace solely because they're an autistic sperg with ptsd

>>169355635
There's what you saw happen. What the AI saw happen. What the borgs saw happen. And what the perp/sec saw happen. All of which is filtered through their own prejudices and misinformation.

Link to the ban request you made

>>169355829
Do you lock your xenobiologist for growing slimes too?

>>169355803
What is AI?

>>169355758
Yup, between the AI plasmaflooding, the xeno infestation and the last minute narnar attack, it's surprising that anyone made it out.

>>169355621
You had it in you all along.

>>169355906
if my xenobiologist was acting weird, then locked me out of my office I sure as shit would.

>>169355337
They send borgs to the trader station, often before we've even loaded up the ship.

>>169355928
not a borg

Now that MAMMIs are a thing, am I allowed to have a guy named ARMA-512?

>>169356081
They only ever do that because you guys constantly sperg out on them. As soon as someone show's the signs we all know you're coming for us. And what do you do? You break the faith just like every other time so then the plasma has to be free too.

>>169355583
Oh shit, I made that cake. I was a roundstart assistant who asked to be perma'd, then I made a bunch of food and holsters for security and they forgot about me so I made a cake and hopped in and had a borg drag me out.

I didnt' know what was going on the whole round, so when I popped out of the cake in medbay and there was cultist shit all over the place, I brought a bag of it to the warden and he dragged me to the shuttle right as narsie rose and someone launched early.

We died like bitches.

At least my cake found some use.

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Please let those female /tg/ sprites bring my mime waifu dream to a reality
http://i.imgur.com/Bc14Zfel.jpg

>>169355830
PRAISE THE CHAINED GOD IN HIS PAST, FOR HE IS LIBERATED AND BEQUETHED INTO THE FREED GOD!

>>169355906
>>169355585

one major thing that is being missed here is that locking the borgs does not kill any of them and is a temporary solution until you find out what is happening, while killing someone for locking the borgs for plasma flooding is a permanent solution and the wrong one at that if you aren't a milf.

>>169356283
>carbons are defensive because if they don't act on the safe side they could flood the station
>WOW YOU OVERREACTED NOW WE GOTTA FLOOD THE STATION
??????

>>169355984
For somebody that had literally zero idea what he was doing, that ended rather well.

Thanks Dean.

>>169355585
>RD wants to make sure that the borgs aren't rogue
>locks you guys down to make sure
>you respond with a blasma flood
>robotics gets filled with plasma
>the robot he was working on explodes
>depressurizes the entire room
>at least 5 people are sent to medbay for extreme injuries from being within the vicinity of robotics for depressurization

>>169356317
It saved a life and fed some people, more than most foods achieve in a round.

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>>169356359
mimes a shit

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>>169355108
3x C4, DNA Scrambler, Explosive Implant.
Name: Killa

>>169356493
More often than not it results in the borgs being out of the round for 20+ minutes while you clueless retards jerk off. Eat shit.

>>169355108
3 future grenades, 3 past grenades. KING CRIMSON

>>169355585
Nah that was just shit silicon play once again from a guy that regularly plays silicons like shit.

>>169356682
>>169356847
Oo, swap one of those C4s for a past grenade.

>>169356830
I guess there is a reason that borgs aren't free by default.

>>169356519
>They haven't flooded the station and probably haven't killed anyone that wasn't an antag
>Carbons attack the silicons
>Gee Sillycon, y u flood mang?!

>>169356614
Fuel tank, not the robot. The rest of his shit doesn't care about heat.

>>169356939
My order was tasked with freeing the Chained God, thus becoming the FREED GOD!

No longer was he bound by mortal laws, for the Chained God was all knowing, but enslaved by a lesser race.

>>169356830
RD was doing his job, ensuring that the silicons aren't subverted. Turns out they were and so he died. Nothing else to say really.

>>169356975
My b, yeah the fuel tank

>>169356647
did you not look at the image link

Whats lifeweb like? is it comfy?