/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>>169323294
if this guy is asking for friends and stuff, my first guess isnt 'OMG HE WANTS TO BE THE TOP PERCENTILE BARD ON CURRENT CONTENT'.
Nerd.

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FAT CATis the best!

>>169323447
wew lad

>>169323483
Because you can't want both?
>Nerd
Wow. I really pushed your buttons, huh?

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>>169323537
I'm gonna put it on... the market board.

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>>169323356 I did not consent to this

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hey boys

>>169323493
Oh hey, does that mean there are more Nordics playing on Balmung?
Let me guess... Swedish?

>>169323610
He didnt specify.
I told him, from my experience, that balmung is fine.
>Wow. I really pushed your buttons, huh?
Sure thing, space cowboy.

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Zzzz

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>it originally said 16 minutes

>>169324063
>I told him, from my experience
Without specifying that or specifying what exactly your experience was.
Good job.

Maybe I should have waited longer to deliver the joke, fug...

>implying it was going to make anyone laugh in the first place

>>169323924
Like at least 6-7 people from /xivg/ are Swedish. I ain't a Swede though.

>>169324160
'hey guys where do eu players play'
>im an eu and i play here

>>169324206
Hey, that's pretty cool!
Neither am I, but I like Swedes in general

>>169324231
That's not your experience, dumbass, but nice try.
You're experience would be, "I'm EU, and I've mainly played dungeons and done some questing. I don't find the ping to be an issue."

>>169323734
>>169323356
>putting an avatarfag in the fucking OP

this general gets worse and worse every day

>>169324428
shut up he cute

>>169324130

>still waiting

Fuck this. This is why I have yet to do Frontline. These wait times are retarded.

>>169324417
>Hey guys, looking to join a fun European FC. Preferably on Lich server. I know it's a bit of a stretch but anybody here happen to be in one?
>Where are the European vg'ers at then? I know Americlaps are on Ultros and Balmung but I dont know about Europe.

>Hi, I'm a brit.
>Balmung.
>Active during EU hours, lively, ping isnt bad.

you're the one who had to wave their e-peen about and talk about 'hyuk hyk current content RAIDZ'
Please go be a dork somewhere else.
I like playing, on Balmung, and I'd happily have another EU person on the server, in my fc, to play with as well.

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post bunnies

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>>169324130
That's cute

>>169323447
I'll wear a ironworks necklace of gathering

>>169324686
Nigga, you don't even understand the argument and you sound like people who complain about "elitists."
Believe it or not, some people are looking to do, as you said, "hyuk hyk current content RAIDZ." You can't just tell someone who could potentially be looking to do content like that that the connection is "fine."

>>169324821
I don't understand

>>169324417
That's way more information than was asked for, anon. You don't have to provide every marginally relevant piece of info for every question posed. Do you happen to be on the spectrum? It's okay if you are, nobody will make fun of you.

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>>169324783
fuck that, post spriggies

>>169324879
Yysara has a thing for the tranny.

>>169324909
>That's way more information than was asked for, anon
No. It's really not.

>>169324685
>queuing for lv 50 mode when people only do lv 60 ones
thinking emoji

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>>169324783

>>169324876
And im sure he'd have mentioned it if thats the most important thing he was talking about.
You're weird.

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Reminder that tomorrow is Catboy Sexual Harassment Day and it goes on until midnight.

>>169323734
wtf post more of this panther

>>169323745
Butt

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>>169325056

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picked up my balmung character after a while, and any girls (female) play the game? it's getting kind of lonely, i'd like more girls to hang out with.

>>169325191
i do, not on balmung tho sorry

>>169325191
>teehee im a girl please hang out with me definitely not a tranny

nah

>>169324958
eh it's kind of a joke, I would wear the best gathering neck if someone bothered to craft it for me for obvious reasons

>>169325191
I only play with male characters

>>169325293
Server?

>>169325056
>tfw can't wait to harass >>169324080

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>>169325056
>goes on until midnight?
Oh like any other day you dumbass?

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>>169325325

>>169325369
Shiva

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>>169325520
>tfw all the actual girls are euro
Why does America suck

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>>169323734
>>169325113
>tfw thirsty people think they can have this catman

Delusions.

>>169325601
I don't care about the ugly catgirl
post more of the panther

>>169325191
kys tranny

>>169325439
It has to be made clar the catboy sexual harassment isn't allowed after the cutoff time.

>>169325601
>naka got the pantherdick
i envy that bp so much now

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pew

>>169324997
Literally
The only thing they asked
Was what server/s Euro /vg/ers are playing on.
Nothing else.
They didn't even ask what their experiences were with those servers, just if there were any Euro FCs there.

what are you plans for tonight

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>>169325323
welcome to believe whatever you want my dude

>>169325356
too bad, i can't make a male character i like :/

>>169325520
i've considering trying shiva, i made a lalafell there once but never really played there...

>>169325727
Naka?

>>169325727
That ain't Naka.

>>169325582
there are several Americans

>>169325601
nobody plays on your shitty dead server anyway

>>169325732
>just if there were any Euro FCs there
Which there aren't. There are only Euro players in FCs.
No matter how you try to frame it, it was a stupid response.
Let's not even mention the obsession this general has with cajoling everyone into their super servers no matter what while claiming every other server is dead.

>>169325821
post pits

>>169325601
damn Naka nice catch

>>169325831
they're all trannies

>>169325821
good decision the guys in the ls are really friendly

>>169325887
How was it stupid.
There are EU players there, in a FC.

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>>169325123
no boys

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>>169325873
>being this assmad
Just because you don't have friends doesn't mean you need to project, friend.

Also who the fuck is Naka? I just changed the white hair to black.

redpill me on Flat Chest

>>169325887
>moving the goalposts: the post

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>>169325191

>>169325821
What server are you currently playing on?
>>169326038
They are good to headpat

>>169326082
Explain to me how I moved any goal posts, Anon.

>>169326036
Nice catch Naka.

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>>169326213
Please tell me this isn't going to be a thing.

>>169325795
I have no friends so I'm probably just going to hop around farm parties and leave early on each for the next few hours then log off

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>>169325890
sure why not. follow your dreams, buddy.

>>169325961
i'll post in the thread when i log onto shiva again!

>>169326326
>moonie
>grey skin
>naka face
you ain't foolin anyone boy

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>>169326036
damn these characters are all cute as fuck!

this isnt balmung? what world is this? european players or just another na datacenter

>>169324921

>>169326385
good stuff, you also can send a tell to anyone in the pastebin

>>169326453
It's Odin

>>169326387
Whatever.

>>169326453
We're on Odin, friend.

>>169326326
nakabp

>>169326326
you posted in the wrong general looking like another avatarfag homeboy

better go back to looking like a genderswap of your EB

>>169326513
Why did you transfer Naka?

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>>169325056
Oh boy I guess I'm not shitting up the thread for a whole day then

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>go afk for an hour
>come back
>friend is afk next to me
>/poke them
>they disconnect

I don't deserve friends...

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>>169326705
>implying you're safe outside of the thread

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>>169326453
Odin.
My main is there.

>>169326165
balmung. transfered there to get to know people, but then i kinda just stopped playing for a while...

>>169326970
Cringe.

>>169326992
>you will never cure this care of blindness

>>169326970
Stop posting.

lf someone to create a lot of sexual tension with

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>>169326985
maybe i will make an alt someday then, geckoboy!

>>169327083
>>169327131
>giving out your (you) so easily

im filthy rich!!!

>>169327214
God you're insufferable.

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>>169327261
no im mellow

are there any non cringe femroe posters?

>>169327392
non cringe femroe posters try not to post.

the other femroes make us uncomfortable.

>>169327392
Not a single one. Every single one is a fucking weirdo.

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>>169327392
'Sup.

>>169323356
how to do *tip emote?

>>169327392
there hasn't been a single femroe avatarfag that didn't force their muscle woman/futa fetish, they are all batshit insane

>>169327590
ewwww you are a pain for human eyes

What's the point of having an f-list if I never get messages?

>>169327605
roe women have muscles, how is that a fetish? they are physically incapable of not having muscles, even at 0 muscle slider they are incredibly fucking high test

that doesn't make it a fetish thing, its a fundamental characteristic of their race

why aren't you bitching about how every fucking catgirl player goes 'nyaa' and 'nyo' and does catlike emotes? almost like they're cats huh?

i get the futa thing though

>>169327814
post your fucking flist in search info then faggot

>>169327826
the difference is most of that is a joke if a cat does it. all these femroe avatarfags are deathly serious about "breaking you in bed" and "kidnapping for erp"

kill yourself you delusional futa shit

any femroe(female) want a pesky catboy to follow them around like a lost dog?

>>169328007
>imagine being this mad

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o-oh

I guess i cant play with you guys then..

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>>169328007
>all these femroe avatarfags are deathly serious about "breaking you in bed" and "kidnapping for erp"
G-Guess I better watch out...

>>169328007
lol

>>169328090
>u mad xd
Nice argument

>>169327886
no no I get the views I just don't get the messages

>>169328095
DUMMY
you have to transfer

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I just started recently and am so bored.
Is there an ffxivgen discord?

>>169328007
>the difference is most of that is a joke if a cat does it

yeah, femroes are the delusional ones, sure

catposters are a fucking plague

>>169328181
then take the first step it's not that hard

>>169328007
>the difference is most of that is a joke if a cat does it.
YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS!
IT'S OKAY WHEN A CATGIRL DOES IT!

>>169328095
Balmung is a transfer only world.

Everyone here either came early or paid the $18.

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Post picture with friends.

>>169328007
literally catgirl play post

Attention Roegals, we need to band together, this thread is becoming a shit state.

Discord maybe? Femroes only?

>>169328148
there are so very few futaroes that lurk around here.

there's like, three shitposting roe avatar fags, one of them is universally ignored, another one goes 'teehee i'm a bunny' and i haven't even seen the third one in a few days.

every other femroe player isn't like these attention seeking fucks. get the dick out of your mouth, it's embarrassing.

>>169328379
literally worst than lalafells

>>169328364
I don't have any

>>169328364
>>169326036
I already did

>>169328429
this isnt reddit

you dont have

to line break

so much

futa loser

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>>169328364

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its just a game guys

>>169328095
you gotta pay after making the character...
it sucks, but its worth it i think, youre paying to unlock 'real multiplayer'

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>>169328429
>i haven't even seen the third one in a few days
I just posted.

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>>169328364
Who needs friends
me

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>>169328640
>this is what dumb people actually believe

>>169328095
Stop playing on Balmung.

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>>169328246
check the pastebin

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>>169326970
wtf is that supposed to mean

>>169328095
play on odin with the other rejects/poorfags who can't get into the best datacenter

Let's be honest here. Cats are garbage. Yep, mediocre trash made exclusively for people for Japan who have shit taste in women anyway. Femroes are literal goddesses. They have muscle definition, have gorgeous facial features and have the best busts, period. No room for discussion, no negotiation, nothing.

>>169328920
>being this mad

>>169328824
ty

>>169328429
I wonder about the average size/girth/texture of a girldick compared to say an elfdick.

>>169328815
Please stop trying to make Kristian into a meme.

>>169328540
>lul he's a le redditor
Nice argument

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What US server should I choose peeps? I'm leaning towards Faerie because it has the cutest name. I just wanna chill with cool people.

>>169328920
>praising Balmung and similar degenerate servers

Sure something to be proud of, anon.

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>akiva the futaroe 'catbreaker' shitting on 'our guy' joe never

joe is too good for balmung, someone buy him a transfer to gilga :(

>>169328961
I agree

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>>169328994
Metallic and double-barreled.

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>>169329161
:'(

joe no... don't apologize to these people...

>>169328994
Everyone already knows female Au Ra have the biggest girldicks.

>>169328898
show mooncat version of garrin

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>>169328364
Can panda faces be friends?

>>169329161
>advertises his stream
>streaming is his job
>"Get a fucking job."
t. Femroe futa creep

>>169329349
I'll try it out for you in CC before bed but I got a feeling it'll end up awful

>>169329161
I love red

>>169328961
akiva post

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>DAUGHTER BE THE BEARER OF MY WISDOM
>on the other side of the arena

how bad was sophia ex when it came out? are people struggling with zurvex more than sophex on release? by people i mean pubs

>>169329161
Does that Roe still have that bounty out for those c@s? Who were they again and how much were they paying?

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So with it being confirmed that by the time you're lvl 70 in Stormblood, you're going to have the same amount of skills. So, what class do you play and what skills do you believe are going to be combined or altered?

>>169329984
NIN

>>169329984
RDM

>>169329984
SAM

>>169329984
BLM

>>169329984
MNK

>>169329984
dragoon, I relally just then they should make all drg's pvp skills usable in pve tho + maybe one other button where you transform into a dragon

>>169329346
Realtive to their body-size?
Or just straight up biggest, that would be impressive and uhhh, humbling.

>>169329952
people are still struggling with sophia ex in certain servers, trap parties left and right :(

>>169329984
PLD

>>169330273
Both.

>>169329984
BRD

>>169329984
Warrior will probably be unchanged but if i had to guess it'd be making defiance have an AOE attack and deliverance keep fell cleave. does anyone actually use decimate? i'm sure it's good for big pulls but steel cyclone seems to do the trick and you can just switch to deliverance for fell cleave if you're MTing. I have never lost aggro using fell cleave while main tanking, so it makes me wonder why the fuck inner beast even exists.

warrior stances should have 1 'ability' unlocked at 5 stacks, and 1 'attack'. fell cleave for deliverance, steel cyclone for defiance. then defiance keeps unchained and deliverance gets a new ability that boosts crit rate, accuracy, or something like that so instead of triple fell cleave it's 5 stack cd + 2 fell cleaves or something.

>>169329984
AST

>>169329984
DRK

>>169329984
SMN

>>169329984
MCH

>all those side quests you need to do before even UNLOCKING moogle dailies

jesus fucking christ

>>169330668
speaking of this, what's the fastest crafting job to level if i'm on balmung?

>>169329984
SCH

>>169330445
Steel Cyclone is a 200 potency attack on a stance that reduces damage by 25% and Decimate is a 280 potency attack on a stance that increases damage by 5%. Of course Warriors use Decimate, and Inner Beast has a 20% damage reduction tied to it.

>>169330813
ALC

>>169329984
WHM

>>169330813
ARM

newbie here, can you only get one piece of 260 gear from dun scaith a day or something?

or can you keep running it and get a piece of gear every run
.

>>169330958
one a week

:)

>>169330958
One a week

>>169330958
>a day

I have some bad news...

>>169330813
BSM

>>169330813
CRP

>>169330958
one a week

>>169330445
Inner beast comes with a defensive buff.. it's not just damage and removing it would severely hurt warriors cd capabilities for actual content. Decimate is outstanding and should be used on 2+ targets instead of fell cleave.

>>169330813
CUL

>>169330813
GSM

>>169329984
All mnk skills will be replaced by one-ilm punch

>>169330813
WVR

>>169330813
SEX SLAVE

>>169330813
LTW

>>169324783
Is this bunny on testosterone supplements?
You look like a dude.

>>169331323
all roes are actually mutated hyurs who use too many roids

free kupo nuts

>>169329952
Do you enjoy being ugly?
Please get your ugly troll looking character out of my thread thanks.

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>>169331448
MORE SCOOPS BRAH

free kupo nuts

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>>169331575
a lot of people send me tells about how cute she is and its why i enjoy posting here so much and seeing you froth at the mouth over nothing

>>169331893
Only closet homos who are too insecure to just jack it to a man and instead jack it to the next closest thing which is your ugly bulldog looking character.

would you play a dog-based race?

>>169331998
business as usual for balmung desu

>>169331998
what

>>169332040
Roes in the game already

>>169332040
wolf girls are the best

>>169332040
roes are supposed to be dogs/bears but they need ears and tails

>>169332040
you know i asked my fc this once and honestly how many furries and "paw" names do you think we would see

>>169332329
this, neko is surprisingly japan enough to keep it out of fur territory magically

thank fuck

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Highlanders.

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>>169332829
Sure

Is gathering worth doing at all anymore?

what are the chances that tanks will get actual samurai armor as a compensation for samurai being a robe/monk clothes class?

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>>169332945
yes, though it can be more beneficial depending on your server anon, any more details as to your situation?

>>169333083
I imagine samurai will get samurai armour as well.
But very high, take a look at previous tanking armours.

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>>169329349
>>169329583
I made sure to pick stuff in the exact same spot as it was on my seeker and uh
I'd definitely make some proper adjustments if I were to go moonie

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>>169333083
Asuran fending set.

>>169333083
Yasha.

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For early leveling gear, the design team know their market huh.

Also buttpost.

>>169333083
they already have it. there's like 12 kabutos in the game now.

>>169333295
now let's see the fangs

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Do catboys have barbed penises?

>>169333694
Yeah, but they are generally embarrassingly tiny

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>just resubbed
>standing around Ul'dah, not sure what to start with
>some cat cheers me on and throws some buffs at me
>emote back and forth a little bit
>queue up for the new dungeon (sohm al?)
>tank notices I'm a returning player
>gives me a brief rundown on every fight
>get complimented on my damage given my gear and not having played in over a year
>3 comms
I missed this game
I spent some time in WoW and the only human interaction you ever get there is bitter as fuck

I just hope I don't run out of shit to do too fast this time

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>>169333598

>>169333083
They did. In a ffxi crossover event

>>169333923
the cutest

>>169329984
I dont play drg much, but if they fail to take the oppurtunity to combine their 2 combo starters, that both simply do damage and nothing else, I'll be furios

>>169333983
>want to rep my girl Iroha
>Amatsu looks like shit on a male Roe
sorry Iroha

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My second favourite part about the tomorrow style is that when you follow a reply thread of a long retarded conversation the center gets dark and darker as if you're actually going down a rabbit hole.

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>>169333882
>explain mechanics to new players in a simple way to understand
>encourage them when they make a mistake
>congratulate them once we clear
>no comms
ok I guess I'll just go back to being an asshole

>>169333983
there's no way to ever get the amatsu stuff if you missed it, right?

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>>169334265
I comm'd the guy giving the explanations at least
Sorry anon, you're still appreciated

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>tfw you think of a new shitpost

>>169334050
t-thanks

>>169334180
>>169334385
>>169334421
ok

>>169328694

>not realizing you're the roe that gets universally ignored but still posts nonstop anyways.

>>169334716
why didnt you fucking ignore him jesus christ

>>169334421
the look of a man stroking his microscopic dick with his masturbating tweezers

>>169334265
dont expect comms, just be happy when you get them. They arent waiter tips, just comms

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>>169334716
>One Hour Lateur
I think you're just someone that saw right through my scheme and wanted to help.
Here pet.

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>>169335094
Stop this! I don't have a microscopic dick. Why does this meme exist?

>30 minute Duty Lock Out

I'm sorry but I've never wiped on Alexander before but fucking twice in a row?
Nah fuck that

>be recent returner
>accept the returner's bounty thing just to see what the novice network is like
>first thing I see is Guffy telling people nobody should be mentors unless they're doing savage content
The more things change the more they stay the same I guess

>>169335456
because you come in the thread and talk about it every night

>>169335631
Is he wrong though?
You'll just get more people like fluffy tail treating it like personal link shell telling healers it's okay to not want to dps or tank that they should always be in tank stance if we don't

>>169335631
>no screenshot

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>>169335652
Someone always says I have a small cock when I make any kind of post on the thread. Of course I try to set the record straight..

>>169335456
>>169335853
Lily will you ever stop trying to be 2 people in the thread at once?
It's legit becoming scary

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>>169335853

HMM what th e fuck are
these

>>169335853
screenshotting two different characters and pretending to be two different people are not the same thing
notice the use of "i"

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>>169335964
>Lily will you ever stop trying to be 2 people in the thread at once?
Yeah, sure.
When I start trying to become 3 people

>>169335964

>>169336235
how many nanometers is it again? two or three?

>someone uses "that begs the question..." when it's not, in fact, a case of begging the question
Not correcting them hurts me.

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>triple fell cleave crits

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Heh heh heh...

>>169336407
>tfw obsessive behavior keeping me from leveling Warrior for this exact purpose
I want my Dreadwyrm armor and cross-party finder made it fucking worse.

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>>169336407
>fracture crit

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>>169336371
Wtf. Stop this. Stop using the metric system for dick sizes.

>>169336886
How many nano inches then?

>>169336886
so one angstrom, then?

>>169336886
isnt your bf metric

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Wait, they added an invisible shield?

>>169337198
There are two
The PVP one and the one you buy in More Doughnuts

>>169337301
>Mor Dhona
>Invisible shield

>>169337301
All the pieces are there
Now all I need is for PLD to not be fucking garbage and I'll play it

>>169336669
Why would you not level Warrior?? It's literally the most fun of all tank jobs.

>>169337371
Pretty sure the NPC there sells the emperor's new shield, along with the rest of the stuff, no?

>>169337551
There is no Emperor's New Shield. The GARO on is the first invisible one we've gotten.

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>>169336972
>>169337035
No...My dick is of a perfectly normal size...Pls stop bullying me.

>>169337081
What did he mean by this?

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>check out frontlines to see if I still hate PvP in this game
>Aspected Benefic
>Aspected Benefic
>Aspected Benefic
>Aspected Benefic
yep
still hate it

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How is everyone preparing for Catboy Sexual Harassment Day?

>>169337728
Did the cucking go too far this time?

>>169337549
I want cool-looking and souped-up armor for leveling. Yes, it would be faster to just exchange Ironworks and and glamour replica. But I will only be satisfied by authentic, Bahamut-corrupted, Allagan equipment.

>>169337843
stop posting ser

>>169337705
Oh shit, I was thinking of the MNK fists, oops

>>169337854
I haven't been cucked though...

>>169333694
barbed catfrotties?

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>>169337843

>>169338140
>>169338140
No you just cucked Rena and got mad at him if he tried anything with other people. Honestly you're a disgusting human being.

>>169337869
I'm sorry, what?? I don't understand what you're trying to say.

From level 1 to 50 there is basically no such thing as armor. Theres a good enough looking armor set at level 40 though, Mythril Cuirass. At level 50 you can glamour anything you want so I don't know what you're worried about.

Go get leveling.

>>169338140
Right, it was all "pretend".

>>169334180
>aaron

>>169338634
I have Warrior at 50.

what are frotties

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hey /xivg/ who's your favorite NPC?

>>169338868
mining trainer

>>169338792
pst...

>>169338662
I'm not even dating anyone...How could I get cucked?

>>169338319
>cucked Rena

>>169338868
Loonh Ga

>>169338958
who

>>169338868
Mother Miounne

When she explains how she princess carried you back to your bed and tucked you in I got hard.

>>169338868
that roe that makes all the bullshit stories up and acts like that kid

>tfw they will never make a trial where he tells the story almost like the wandering minstrel and your character model is replaced with his

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>>169338868
my wife

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don't hurt my friends

>>169338967
>we're not official so he can fuck anyone he wants

cuck logic

>>169339071
My bf...

>>169339130
That's why she got all my /dotes during valentines.

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>>169339180
Who's my supposed unofficial bf...?

>>169339395
me
jk kill yourself avatarfag

>>169339395
me pst

>>169339306
I made my Duskwight look like a darker-skinned, paler-eyed version of Mother Miounne for a reason

>>169339395
me hmu

>>169339395
no me

>>169339529
The world needs more Mother Miounnes, so thank you!

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>>169339436
>Avatarfag
I've finally done it...
Is this what happiness feels like?

>>169339454
>>169339562
>>169339580
>tfw 3 unofficial bfs

>>169339529
You like to princess carry people and tuck them in...?

How I stop being a sprout?

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>>169340036
send me a tell ill help you lose it....

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>>169339529
>>169339306
>>169339130
>>169340030
I support these notions and feelings

>>169340036
press O -> right click your name -> edit search info

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>>169340036
Press O to open party menu->right click your name->edit search info->dropdown menu, unselect sprout status.
You can remove it once you reach 40 hours of in-game playtime. Type /playtime to find out.

>>169339862
Fuck off back to Rena

>>169340174
l-lewd

>>169340217
>>169340236
Thanks

>>169340197
Miounne has a "jesus fuck not another one" look on her face

pretending to be happy and treating all adventurers like her kids must get tiring

>>169340036
Play the game longer. Even if you tried to pluck it out, it will grow again,

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>>169339130

>new player asks for some higher ilevel armor to do dungeons with
>they aren't high enough level to glamour yet
>glamour some panties and a bra to the chest and legs, give it to them
>hey, at least it's free

>>169340651
There's a /command to remove it for good, damned if I remember it though. Been too long.

>get tamtara in leveling roulette
>playing AST
>dps gets mad because my one crossclass is cleric and not protect
>calls me "toxic" and complains that I'm griefing him because he doesn't have protect

Why is this game's community so fucking autistic?

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>>169340030
Perhaps.

>>169340574
she just looks that way because of the dirty diaper smell

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>>169338868
Admiral Grandma, slimmest roe in Eorzea

>>169340197
>>169340839
Why are elezen so amazing

>>169340790
That's kind of hot.

>>169340808
You can legit 100 percent Cleric that dungeon and still heal anyone to full instantly with Essential Dignity. Tell him to fuck off.

>>169338692
Who's this?

>>169340790
>giving players spiritbound gear

things that didnt happen for 100

>>169341210
>masculine but still sharp facial features
>pretty white eyes
>lipstick looks delicately applied and not smeared on like player roes
>cute hair that properly sprouts from her forehead
>body is 10/10 and not disgusting like roe women characters who just look like doorframes and have no figure

it isnt fucking fair

just force every roe female to look like her and call it a day