sc2

*boots up quake*

tinny

>degen tranny edition

kierkegaard....

should i buy the sims 3?

its $5 on steam

my life is snowballing and not in an uphill way

turn on wgirl twitch streamer, immediately starts swearing uhg

lately i've been watching cgirls exclusively

we should play poker :)

>>169248514
get drunk to forget about your life for a few hours

>>169248486
sure

rosebud ;!;!;!;!;!;!

lol remember that cheat code

kierkegook

show me the money

Imagine how much easier life would be if it was certain no one would try to have sex with you with out being invited?

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>>169249285

>>169249351
phone

im literally too bad to finish the nier tutorial

i swear to god im one step closer to the edge each time it forces me to play asteroids again

2b's fuckin BUTT man

told my mom not to get me fast food and she got me wendys....

>>169249909
:)

>>169249909
hug her :3

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>>169249361

>>169249909
based game grumps marketing

this girl she said shes about to "do her thing"... she shes setting up her dildo to fuck her ass....

*loads up mac10*

>>169250145
NOT ME

>>169250145
maybe she's the vape and vod poster...

>>169248268
goddamn you nigger tranny enabling faggot poster. i hope you get raped by a pack of niggers tonight.

everyone's got their thing...

mine is overeating...

he's a big boy..

>>169250057
whoa @___@

4 more days till im unbanned...

how many days left on that guys wow sub... and where's cute pig poster???

not everyone posts every day dude

*does a wheelchair wheelie*

Can I download the free version of starcraft and play as a zerg with a custom game? The last time I downloaded starcraft 2 I could only play as the terran.

its so annoying browsing the internet in windowed just to have 4chan in the middle of my screen. going to take awhile to get use to it

>>169250872
yeah pretty sure you can the only stuff you have to pay for now is the campaign and the 1v1 ranked ladder or something like that

>>169250363
dumb fuckin ugly ass loser paleshit pigskin. get cucked forever and ever :)

7 days left on my wow sub...

>>169250872
yeah anything in the arcade is fair game

damn i really want to get drunk even after making my vow not to... its just so boring spending all night doing nothing and not being drunk....

tgif tomorrow..stressful work week. anyone else?

>>169251624
never had a job

been listening to a bunch of uk hardcore and happy hardcore mixes lately

>>169251667
+1

>>169251624
i feel you faⅿ
can't wait to sleep all weekend

gave sleeping a go for about an hour
didn't work so now im back here

sleeping is probably the hardest thing to do

>>169252229
it is really hard.....

like my dick

>>169252414
:O

in a pretty heated youtube comment argument right now on a taylor swift video >_>

skeleton tree - nick cave and the bad seeds
its what im listening to right now

>>169251026
NIGGER TRANNY LOVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>169252858
*listens to it*

whoa this is really good Y_Y

>>169252858
wow! skeleton and tree! trees who dont even have skeletons!

so randumb

motion sickness of time travel - s/t
its what im listening to right now

>>169253020
*listens to it*

whoa this is really good Y_Y

>>169252938
its pretty good
i still like dig lazaras dig more

*turns on krautrock*
its what im listening to right now

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>>169248268
good op

scarscar a cute!

new thorin video!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

migos - bad and boujee
is what im listening to rite now

>>169253224
literally who

more like fag and fagjee

>>169253278
esports leecher i think

>>169253318
+1 black people music is for teens / retarded people / gays

my mom and dad just came back from having dinner at their friends house and were telling me how their son is "one of the best in the world at this game called league of legends" and hes taking a year off school to play professionally and "make a shitload of money"

O_O

>>169253413
wow dude imagine your life crash in 1 year

your parents befriended bad parents that let their retard kid literally quit school they probably paid for to play a video game

im sure he can compete with the fuckin koreans who spend 18 hours a day playin that shit game at the highest level lol

>>169253490
oh wait, his life crash x_x

so shortsighted to make something up that would only last a year

fuck should i go get some alcohol or not tonight....

>>169253665
lol

>>169253668
what

thinkin bout coffee girl

>>169253825
when that guys parents find out he hasnt done shit and made no money after a year

im so hungry but its 4am wtf
then when i wake up tomorrow i wont be hungry

>>169253235
holy heck thats a lot of views o_o;

>>169253929
i'll take an iced coffee pls

>>169253929
have you picked which one of us is going to be the best man?

kaitlyn looking gorgeous as always tonight

quake is the only video game
1. that requires skill
2. that isnt dominated by gooks

todd howard talking @ ign

one of the greats

kaitlyn does this fucking thing with her mouth that makes her look like shes sucking on a candy but she ain't! fucks me right off... can't watch her cuz of that honestly

>>169254060
you can all be bridesmaids

>>169254267
lying dwarf

>>169254356
fuck you indie dev, no one cares

WATCHING THE USUAL SUSPECTS RIGHT NOW

indie games > aaa right now

50 minutes until the beer store closes...

>>169254480
hmm

no

>>169254508
dude hurry up we're already on our 10th

>>169254508
we're already drunk

>>169254556
name one aaa game the last 5 years that was better than undertale i'll wait

*waits*

>>169254635
etrian odyssey?

>>169254635
thats like replying to a post with u mad

how can i respond to that

>>169254635
watch dogs

>>169254742
?

>>169254925
oldfags only

jack

>>169254991
you literally cant name one good aaa game the last 5 years

kinda funny

its actually not funny, its sad

>>169255095
i just figured there was no point in making a serious reply to someone using old /v/ baits

besides theres maybe 1 acceptable indie game for every 99999999999 indie games so indie games would be regarded as shit regardless

still hasnt :/

not him but i enjoyed stardew valley and will play it again when coop comes out

*shotguns a beer*

the only games i even wanna play are nier and persona 5

video games r dead

i think im going to stay sober tonight...

>>169255695
ni no kuni 2 dude

ni no kuni more like ni no no

up to level 16 cooking skill

oh crap i forgot about zelda

what are we watching

>>169256112
i was told its anime night

march is gonna be a very busy month x___X

came on my blanket and work shirt....

>>169256189
lots of indie games coming out?

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I'm really enjoying this carrier cancer.

Good thing I only see protoss once in 10 games.

is the "for me, it's _____" meme from /sp/?
i need to know before i start using it

>>169256327
pretty sure its something people say in real life

i wanna try getting drunk alone one night but tonight is not that night

>>169256327
pretty sure its from ck. part of that 'for me it's the mcchicken, hands down the best fast food sandwhich;

>Ep 1: 36d 8h 22m

its so close

>>169256505
i like it

>>169256802
for?

we sippin tonight boys??? *chugs a budweiser*

>>169256914
snk2

>>169257067
got a vodka right now

just refilled my vodka drink

Nigger.

i like where this is headed....

doing his thing...

i feel like streaming would be fun if people actually watched
its like when you would have sleepovers and youd play games for everyone to watch as they fall asleep...

>>169257320
never had friends :\

can a babby with no experience in sc play this

i have 0 friends

>>169257320
aww hbt dont give up yet.....
you'll make it big one day!

>>169256327
i can confirm it is a /ck/ meme

>>169257428
i'm not the guy who posted that but yeah it was pretty horrendous streaming today for 3 hours for 1 viewer :(

streaming would be fun if i had any personality at all

im boring, lifeless, dull

nerd culture...

*falls asleep reading that guys post*
z_z

>>169257413
of course

that gives me an idea : maybe i should use my dull boring lifelessness to my advantage.....

>>169257738
sure just do ur thing bro

*strokes double chin*
hmm true

>>169257738
oh yeah great ide- zzzzzzZZZ...

but who entered the captcha and pressed submit if u fell asleep
0_o

>>169252858
incredible album it's amazing to think how far nick cave has come for the small regional town of wangaratta :o

maybe he has a pass and his face fell on the enter key

anyone else here depressed?

>>169258143
just you

>>169258143
try zoloft

we dont abide the pharmaceutical jew here. unless its recreational of course

just me huh

shut up depressed kid lol

just gotta get 5 more cooking skill points before i can finally be hapy

*cries*

>>169258832
im telling u try zoloft

https://youtu.be/J1DVn2-h6SI
this guy must be lonely...

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>>169258832

batman is a really dumb character for really stupid people

any1 else watchin this friggin sweet dnd game on twitch!

my head is going doki doki

>>169259587
i turned it off after the first few minutes but i'll turn it back on. what are they currently trying to do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

havent eaten a vegetable in months

>>169259987
this is more than 4 fucking hours long

>>169260381
let me guess you are a virgin

>>169260443
of course as i am unmarried i have no reason to have sex

Fast & Furious (2009)

well i managed to skip getting drunk tonight

which means il be 72 hours sober by tomorrow...

FUCK IM 25 YEARS OLD HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS NEET ABYSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>169260989
just go get a job dude lol

i come here to mine schadenfreud from the depressios :)

>>169260989
try to go pro in league like that other guys parents friends son

>>169260989
im 26 years old and im a neet...

>>169261068
same :D
never had a job either and dont plan on ever getting one

maybe ill got to prison. you know they give you job training there

>>169261147
you can get a degree too im pretty sure

yea especially if u live in canada. real good conditions in there and u get a degree on the tax payers dime!

u can also get nice and strong in prison and smart too from the prison library prison owns

>>169261238
not like any of us pay anything

prison is basically like neet bux

hitler wrote his famous book mein kampf in prison

the only thing that sucks about being sober is that im not able to fully clear my bowels... beer has a lot of fiber in it so you shit out everything...

>>169261349
he wrote a book?
hmm...

damn prison sounds pretty good actually x_x

whats a non violent crime that will put me in there for 4ish years?

>>169261419
you gotta check with your local prosecutor

>>169261419
having sex with a kid

dont do it man, just go to trade school...

>>169261479
you'll get raped and beat over and over in prison for that

>>169261542
trade school is crazy expensive, like private college expensive

>>169261542
in canada u gotta pay for it and all it does is give u a pre-apprenticeship certificate. and no one hires non-apprentices lol

>>169261585
thats just a meme no you wont lol no one knows or cares in the big house

>>169261585
not if you tell them why you did it

>>169261631
dont see how thats funny?

>>169261713
i jus say lol when im nervous or w/e

wait a second cant u just do all those things that u want to do in prison out of prison?

>>169261765
yea lol

>>169261765
you have to pay for it yourself + cost of living + distractions

*smokes ab owl of sour diesel & nordle with super silver haze kief on top*

whoa

if you want to learn a trade and don't have an in from a relative or friend then just join the army and try to get into that job. much easier than getting into a union

yeah but u wouldnt have to rape a kid -.-

i was in a union before, if only the business would have survived i'd be freakin rich right now....

>>169261941
back to 8 mile with u nigger

hitler said workers unions were tools for marxist jews to destroy the economy...

>>169261872
thats the good part though...

how much to breed scarlett lmao

i don't wanna kill people so prison seems like a better idea than army

unions suck when youre looking in from the outside. if you were in one you'd have the exact opposite opinion. youd be all about lookin out for your union bros

>>169261996
podesta >:(

>>169262106
this post cleared a lot up for me. thanks

is there anything more unattractive than an english accent on a girl *puke*

yeah black skin

>>169262240
theres like 12 different english accents

scottish
irish
french

those are the good girl accents

>>169262240
yes

>>169262240
no

best accents are
chinese
japanese
gook

because we dont fuck around with white majority accents

>>169262240
a penis

>>169262312

google and watch scottish porn right now before you say that. it's hilarious

thats true stinks are adorable when speaking english

>>169262417
haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOAzbH8tdU

some scottish rap for you :D

a hundred quid????oh me lord

>>169262492
all rap sounds the same
>generic trap beat
>random bragging
am i the next dr dre yet :DDDD

:DDD

>>169262492
>black people in scotland

added to the list of places im never visiting :)

>>169262579
idiot

>french
based

>>169262615
fuck off nigger

i just have to lol at people who, in the year 2017, still play up the anglosphere like it isnt shit apart from the United States of Awesome

>>169262662
your so epic....

i love playing starcraft 2 my favorite race is terran how about you guys

>>169263101
hate you and never played that retard game

>>169263139
sc2 is my favorite game the janny put me on a 15minute post block campaign spoilers!! dont look!!!

hey janny suck my fucking dick you fucking retard

phone

just puked lol *chugs another beer*

*reads a book*

>>169263763
yeah cuz u never do anything
at all
lol
worthless ass life

just got made fun of by the biggest loser to ever grace these threads.....

fook meh

man hes really off the leash... lettin off some steam...

REAL HUMAN BEING

>anyway...yeah jamie pull that up again
>*inhales deeply*
>see there was an asteroid impact about 10,000 years that just FUUUUUUCKED shit up bitch
>you think chimps could have survived?
>look how big their balls are in comparison to their dicks
>jamie pull up chimp dicks
>i mean how does that even happen
>they'll kill you though
>*leans into mic*
>rip your goddamn arms out
>this is the shit you don't think about
>oh here, i forgot to give you these
>*hands over basket of eggs*
>these are from my chickens
>they're basically just fucking raptors man
>i've been feeding mine mice lately

>>169264014
BEAN*

moron

whats your least favorite car company?
me : nissan / infinity

whats your favorite car company?
me : vw / audi / porsche

>>169264217
call me a moron again

>>169264261
moron

>>169264261
moron

i can solve a captcha in 3 seconds flat

>>169264315
>>169264370
neither of these posts were me

>>169264474
lol you got punked then
didnt dare call him it again. pussy bitch

>>169264261
moron

>>169264217
this was me either pussy ass BITCH

what the fuck is a doss cunt

i didnt post in that thread but im from ireland

ahh, the land of ire

an angry place, or so ive heard

favorite line from a movie?

mine is "welcome to earf" from independants day

>>169265053
my name is maximus decimus meridius
commander of the armies of the north
general of the phoenix legion
father to a murdered son
husband to a murdered wife
etc

>>169265137
i thought his name was inego montoya

I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I LOOKED AT YOU AS IT FELL AND NOW YOURE IN MY WAY

kys soshit

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>>169265324
you refer to me as tinny bitch

>>169265457
tinny bitch~~~

ditch bitch

>>169265457
wukk

fuck

will you ever stream again

perfectly preserved little plastic noses
perfectly preserved plastic little noses
plastic little noses; perfectly preserved

oh so thats how you use a ;

good night

dont copy my ; useage im still learning myself

furthermore

insofar

ive found i drink less when drinking straight from the bottle but it makes my heartburn worse

therefore

nigger

nig·ger
A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.

in conclusion

seulgi

gook

gook
A foreigner, especially a person of Philippine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent.

soyu butt~
borass~

wo ai ni

xie xie >///<

xiao xiao

wo hen gaoxing gen ni jianmian

fan bing bing

ching chong ding dong lol

i can't understand a word of this gobblety gook without intonations

>>169266736
+1
chinks are literally subhumans

aigoo yizhong yuyan yongyuan bugou (' .')

>opens wikipedia
define human

heh, that shut you up--looks like youre scared, racist scum

>>169267053
mafan ni jiang man yidian...

>>169267131
all in a days work

>>169267175
buyao darao wo! jiao jingcha!!! JIAO JINGCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>169267237
*inhales*
:)

ganbei!

what a disgusting language
just try to sound any of that shit out
*vomits everywhere!*

lol the wgirl shiller is losing his mind

i love mandarin ^^

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>mandarin

we all things stinker here including their smell language

realistically how long would it take to learn?

12000 hours

4 years

minimum

x__x ok

>>169248268
why aren't her nudes leaked yet?

why would you learn chink theyre the worst ppl in the world lol *learns punjabi*

imagine being trapped on an island with a girl and guy around your age, nobody knows eachother, and you accidentally catch them doing it...

everything you do in this life will take multiple years to complete im starting to realize and accept this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY
one day, i will visit this island and it will be so nice i will never return

>>169268028
does that mean he raped her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzsMQGqrt0

>>169268105
-1

>>169268105
fuckin rights nigga

wish i had some scv friends to drunk karaoke with

https://www.twitch
.tv/sourkoolaidshow

wow drunk people are freakin embarrassing -.-
glad i never touched alcohol
really how can you see that the next day and be like 'ya thats alright'

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en taro adun

>>169268280
youre suposed to drink alone

>>169268028
well obviously she would pick another guy, not me

<3 eatin ass

like... a rump roast?

*watches the place beyond the pines*
*buys a motorcycle*

all the roads around me are straight and at right angles and packed with cars so motorcycles are a chore to ride around on

does he live in cube 2 hyper cube...?

holy shit jp is almost to 200k a year on patreon alone

>>169268946
lets weekend at bernies him but on livestreams and keep collecting the checks

>>169269005
i know what that is but theres probably people here who dont know what youre talking about so why dont you explain it to them

>>169269036
we dont care actually

>>169269036
no im the 3rd person here of the 3, i knew it too. no need to explain

holy shit this place is so dead, what happened to you guys?

uhh, maybe come around at NOT 3 am when everyones asleep?

its the time of day where we are all drunk and went off to go do other things or fell asleep

>>169063909

im neither drunk nor asleep

>>169269458
>>169269495
>>169269509
here come the excuses

what kind of kpop do you guys like? i want to dump pics while i eat ramen

>>169269550
in an infinite universe you are probably both rn

i am drunk and half asleep
*cracks another*

>>169269585
theres not an infinite universe dumb ass fucking retard

>>169269613
there are many examples of infinity even in everyday nature. the surface of a sphere, for example.

>>169269657
that's not infinity you stupid fuck jesus christ stop posting to me you /r/science mental midget

>>169269705
or the length of a mobius strip? or the coastline of the ocean? pi?

i could go on.

i refuse to take a side in this argument and instead i will drink more beer

>>169269775
you could go on naming shit that is very clearly not infinite and boring the living shit out of me with your lack of understanding of basic shit, yes you most certainly could

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>>169269825
checkmate, friend. refute or concede

>>169269914
yeah that little snow globe is totally infinite *rolls eyes*

*abstains*
alcohol is the liquid devil

>>169269974
*takes a swig of whisky and spits it in your face*

>>169269967
that "tiny little snowglobe" contains within itself the entire known universe, which is also an infinite structure. the implication here is that there are not only degrees of infinity but that in fact these infinities are nested within each other in such a way that we can interact and manipulate them.

>>169270008
the devil's in you *prays*

>>169270123
you will be back to drinking in like 2 days dude lol

>>169270082
no, that little snow globe is a little limited snow globe and not infinite and it contains bullshit. even if it did contain the universe (which isn't infinite) it would contain another limited thing. you fucking enormous goddamn fucking idiot

no one responded and now i'm done my ramen. cya later, maybe in a few months

@169270352
fuck u

all things considered i'm a fucking nigger

>>169270219
your post is a paradox. it is both an example of limited knowledge (a limited thing) but also infinite ignorance (an infinite thing), not unlike the klein bottle; an object of seemingly limited dimensions yet containing everything.

so thats how you use the ;

>>169270431
it does not contain everything you big fucking retard

>>169270476
whoa...

>>169270520
in fact it contains everything including itself meaning it contains everything an infinite amount of times

>>169270546
if it already doesnt contain everything then it will continue to not contain everything no matter how many times it "contains itself" you fucking idiot

hmmm i agree with... i dunno lol

*hacks the cloud*

>>169270593
show me the inside of the klein bottle and i will show you a man who has seen the fourth dimension

>>169270825
that bottle doesnt exist, you fucking child

>>169270840
mathematically it can't and yet there it is

>>169270951
holding up an empty beaker and saying everything is in it, first of all, is wrong because not everything would be in it and second of all is retarded because its an empty beaker

>>169271021
i see geometric topology wasn't your strongest subject

reminds me of the time i got my ass fuckin handed to me by a kid 7 years younger than me
real shot to the ego...

>>169271131
i see not understanding a goddamn thing is what you triple majored in

which one is the schizo

>>169271195
i technically understand everything better than you

>>169271253
youre a certified tard

>>169271281
jerk

cmon guys you need to stop fighting

>see this limited snow globe? well, its actually not limited because its straw pokes into its own butt. THAT MAKES IT INFINITE :DDDD

>>169271354
shut up bitch i WILL fuck your mother its just a matter of time
we work together, we go out to lunch as a group, the seed has been planted

i understand Everything better than you on a technical level

this fucking retard thinks because he cant understand anything that he understands everything

brb ill appreciate it if everyone refrains from posting until my return

my parents must be so disappointed that theyll never get a grandchild

>>169271627
they're asking me when im gonna find a gf...

>>169271654
tell them once they are dead and bequeath you enough money to live on your own

be·queath
Leave (a personal estate or one's body) to a person or other beneficiary by a will.

>>169271764
based

>>169271764
i learn a lot here x_x

im back and im severely disappointed in those selfish individuals that chose to post without me here. they will remain unnamed but they know who they are

gook

one of em was me hehe >:)

i waited

im gook pussy sexual

>>169271974
thank you for your courtesy

*skulks around the food court looking for mallwhores*

skulk
Keep out of sight, typically with a sinister or cowardly motive.

most enjoyable season in years ttbh

>ttbh

am i the only one still drinkin haha *chugs another*

finally got around to beating dark souls 2