/ss13g/ - PROFESSOR JIGGLY IS LOOSE

first for waifus

>>169238479
post ur waifu :^))))))))))))

>>169238479
kill yourself

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[13:39:13]ADMIN: HELP: Chazach/(Johnny Caldwell): (Follow) Greytider Avada Colander [Common] (Assistant) says, "Valids secured" - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[13:39:32]ADMIN: PM: MidnightGlow/(Max Baum)->Chazach/(Johnny Caldwell): I'll look in to it
>absolutely no messages sent to or from avada regarding ooc in ic
>avada is still active in the round as of 13:57:32
[13:57:32]SAY: Avada Colander/Avadanatinde (@275,261,1) As Galactic Common : Will do!
>8 seconds later Midnight randomly turns him into an antag
[13:57:40]ADMIN: MidnightGlow/(Max Baum) has used rudimentary transformation on Avadanatinde/(Avada Colander). Transforming to blob; deletemob=1
>not even just given objectives, but turned into a fucking blob on the spot for no reason
>didn't use a dead player or observer
>not a single message exchanged between the two of them at any point
>no adminpms, adminhelps, or prayers

first for professor jiggly and fuck lemon

Is there a link to jukebox source music? I need some of the emagged songs while I study like that really shitty sonic live and learn cover.

>>169238559

Rin!

>>169238691
>that really shitty sonic live and learn cover
This one? https://sonicisreal.bandcamp.com/releases

As far as the other songs, there aren't direct links. But you can search them by name from this list: http://ss13.moe/media/?playlist=emagged&type=html

>>169238691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOEvlJVjnF0

>>169238882
>the royco cup a soup jingle is in the emagged juke
shit now i know what i have to do next bartender round

>>169238882
Oh yes this is exactly what I needed, thank you so much anon.

>>169238645
It's clear to me that turning them into blob is the punishment for OOC in IC.
The issue here is the lack of communication. ALL player-to-player communication needs to go through the game chat so that logs can be kept, otherwise we have no way to prove or refute claims of unfair treatment, blackmail or sexual misconduct.

Fuck Discord, fuck the previous admins who made it acceptable, and fuck that 15 year old cocksucker Zealotron for compounding the issue ten fold. It's an unfixable issue, and I've ditched /vg/ station because of it. Soon it's only going to be the metaclub circle jerk and no one else.

>>169239089
Shit man I should OOC in IC more often if that's the case. But it's not, because that would be incredibly stupid and you know that.

>>169239089
Quite the "punishment"

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>OP doesn't mention confirmed metacomms between waifu and shitmin
>>169236202
>>169236926
>>169236929
>>169238975
>more, just see >>169137773

Just make staticnaming impossible.

>>169238559
hachi :DDD

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>>169237171
>>169237248
I'm not an admin, nor do I hold any power. You can privmsg me the evidence on IRC or Discord and I'll strip your personal information and relay it.

>The more greentext you get, the better your odds to roll antag

this will create incentive for people to actually RP/think instead of "BLASMA FLOOD xD"

And to balance it out, so it's not the same x number of people getting antag roles, make it so only one antag slot rolls based on greentext stats, leave the other slots as they are now, random.

DISCUSS

>>169239089
>old player does bad thing
>gets given super powers that specifically allow it to deny people access to shuttle when its being called

>new people do bad things
>get banned

nice server

Where were you when you lived to see VG become as bad as TG

>>169239430
kay here's my discussion:
it sucks, you're dumb. bye.

Post songs you want in the emagged jukebox

>>169239430
>Kill everyone on board, escape alive.
Greentext secured, enjoy your antag next round.

It should stay 100% random

>>169239307
Wish I was at home, I have a screenshot from back when you were host telling me and Busta to stfu about icky ocky issues because you wanted someone else to handle it, since you were just the host. Not sure why I saved it, it just always made me chuckle for some reason.

I sincerely hope you're serious though, we genuinely need a way for things to be investigated and brought to light anonymously, I don't even know if I believe all this meta club nonsense but if it's true, something needs to change.

>>169239239
Problem is admins can see ckey so they can still meta with their buddies, but at least this'd almost fix players metagaming with other players (it would make it way obvious and thus easy to verify and ban).

>>169238645
Wow I love disregarding the rules now!

>only log on to play borg at this point anyway.

>>169239602
>100% random
Nice meme

>>169239437
>Old player
Spessman please, Avada isn't old. Hell, almost all of our current admins save for one have a lower account age than me.

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>>169239617
I'm serious. Gives me something to do other than rewriting ancient Savant3 templates in Twig.

Lmao how does it feel knowing that you fucking shitters will never get Avada banned

Lol at metagrudging her because she fucked with your medbay or something equally as trite. You sweeties are pathetic

>>169238645
I honestly don't see an issue with saying Valids secured. It's a meme game filled with memes, everything in SS13 is a reference to something, why wouldn't we be able to spout the occasional reference?

The issue is the lack of communication in a situation that definitely requires SOME communication.

Even a little "Hey so why did I get blobbed anyways" would suffice, but there's not a chance in space hell something like this happens without one party saying something to the other, and since there's nothing in logs that makes this the definition of Meta Communication.
Which is also the definition of Ding Dong Bannu

>>169239430
Randomly select one antag goal as updating the statistic. This way, you have to actually try to greentext but you won't be too punished for trying to entertain (reminder that stealth antag is completely trivial).

>>169239843
Finish components?

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>>169239754
>Implying there's a solid argument against random antag draws

What if avada is actually a deep state metaclub target to distract from sawbones being the true enemy to sway shitposting to his direction while sawbones holds the puppetstrings. Fucking wake up sheeple.

>>169239778
And she still managed to be a more robust, better player than 99% of the server. Really makes me think.

She's a goddess in Botany, Atmos, and Med, better than anyone else I've seen.

>>169239576
https://youtu.be/53F5nY68cBM
the whole thing

>>169239946
Components are finished, the PoC isn't although it's close, it moves around and I have to finish some fixes Probe wanted.

>>169239778
ur a fossal

Can one of you check my account age?

Ckey: Scalymanfish

>>169239943
he said valids secured in ic. this is whats bad.

>>169240132
You can see your own BYOND account age at http://www.byond.com/members/YourCkeyHere

>>169239843
Well my issue is a personal note that defames my character, which I want to appeal to have changed to reflect context, which is impossible to do anonymously. And without including the admin, who has repeatedly told me to go screw on the topic
Thanks though, and I genuinely hope other people bring you something, because if that's now a legitimate option for people now then there's zero excuse to tinfoil hat the thread with it anymore.

And for anyone wondering if it would actually be anonymous, I can guarantee you can trust N3X. Don't ask me how I know this.

>>169240036
>w-wull she's uhhhhh ummmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhh she's uuhhhhhh she's good at uhhhh doing like uh plants and burn chambers and stuff
wow yeah great what a national fucking treasure
takes a real prodigy to squirt mutagen on tomatoes

>>169239943
You would be making a valid point BUT
A. It is OOC in IC, which is against the rules
B. The admin lied about "looking into it". Avada should have been given a quick warning since it's not really a big deal, but instead nothing was done.
C. The admin gave Avada antag status 15-20 minutes later with no in game communication as evidenced by logs
D. Avada is a notorious rule breaker who once amassed over a dozen notes in a single month, as confirmed by Avada and admins themselves. They don't have any credibility or goodwill whatsoever to let minor issues slide

>>169240279

Sweet, thanks.

>tfw almost 4 year old spessman and still dont know how to atmospherics

>>169240036
t. Avada

You/HE has autism, that's all. This game is piss easy to be "good" at, but there's literally no point in putting in that much effort other than to brag about it.

It's Julianna Oppenheimer all over again.

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>>169240132
Just go to your Byond account page and check the left hand side
http://www.byond.com/members/Scalymanfish

>>169240036
Avada is literally one of the worst medbay players I've ever seen. I'd trust a clown with one hand before I let avada anywhere near Medbay.

>>169240058
Organ code rework so we can have scootaloos?

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tfw

>>169240646
rip snoop

>c*ders keep merging absolute garbage that everyone hates
>"if you hate it so much go tell them on github :)"
>make a github account
>the airtank pr is up
>they're awful
>explain why they're awful
>they get merged anyway
wow!

>>169240646
Wow, I didn't know people with autism lived this long

>>169240036

Haha, are you fucking kidding me? She's not particularly robust.

Botany: >>169240351
Atmos: wrench a few bits out, wrench a few bits in
Medical: open wiki, follow steps, after 3 times you've memorized them

I've never seen her do anything extraordinary. She's a ling? She'll absorb 5 people and waste the rest of the time being 'cutesy'. Big fucking deal. Come back when she's absorbed 10+ people (on ~40/50 pop), and we can label her 'slightly robust'. 15, and she's okay. 20 and she's robust. And yes, I've seen that happen lately, but not by her.

>>169240646
>9/11
>decide to get your CowRP or whateverthefuck existed in 2001 on

I dig it

>>169240747
Let me be 100% clear that I agree with you, the airtanks are dogshit and need to be taken out. But I believe it's being merged as a trial run

>>169240747
Player poll is up currently about it. Vote to keep or remove it in the lobby before you join a round.

>>169240036
>>169240464
>autism
Fucking this.
Every time I get near him he squeals. I had to get something out of a pizza once but I was full, so I was feeding it to someone she was treating and she chloraled me.
She has also chloraled and disposaled me for
>Picking up the defibs to put them back on the wall because she thought I was going to shock her with them
>Spraying the floor with SPACE CLEANER BOTTLE with actual cleaner in it because she thought it was lube
>Asking for a monkeyman with a copy of my UI so I could have my own clone because "I dont have time for this shit"

>>169240747
Kolith's head sure looks like a good place for a bullet!

>>169240747
they are utter shit, the sprites are to god damn small, look like alien artifacts

>>169240036
Never seen him in atmos once

>>169240893
FUCK I started calling him she halfway through my post.
Fuck this faggot for confusing me, anyone who wants to be a girl should have their genitalia forcibly removed IRL

>>169240464
what was up with Julianna Oppenheimer

>>169240930
Cause it's a shill post

I saw them once in atmos and they built a fucking tea party in the middle with Rin and didn't do shit

>>169240859
>But I believe it's being merged as a trial run
If by trial run you mean last ditch attempt to get shit with nothing but animosity towards it added and pray people don't care enough to go through the same discussion in a revert pr, then yeah, it's a "trial run"

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>>169241179
Well regardless it looks like they won't be in much longer, hopefully.

>>169240903
didn't he make it so you have to drop your shotgun on the floor to reload it?

>>169240646
>>169240832
Back then it was Dragonball games, icon chatting games, and shit like FFL.
I remember you on FFL, jjenjr.
I wonder if FFL still exists in some way after the DMCA...

>>169240312
You will never get to be an admin. Not ever.

>>169241438
I'm not Jj goddammit he's just the oldest account I know

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>>169238353
>We will never retain a 90's TechnoFuturistic Art Theme.
>We will fall into the false art god of modernism.

>>169241076
Too much autism. Was good in spess, but who cares. Always had to be the coolest person on the station.
>Bursts into science
>HEY CHECK IT OUT MAKE A TESLA RELAY K NOW A TYRANT LOOK NOW I HAVE A PLASMA CANNON LOL PEW
>Bursts into chemistry
>HEY YOURE DOING IT WRONG THIS IS OBJECTIVELY THE FASTEST WAY TO MAKE THESE CHEMS AND ALSO THIS IS THE PENULTIMATE CRYO ARENT I THE BEST
>Bursts into botany
>HEY YOU DONT HAVE LIVING TOMATOS KNOW HOW TO MAKE THOSE HERE ILL DO IT LOL LOOK THEYRE ALL OVER NOW LETS MAKE GLOWING VINES MOVE
>Bursts into atmospherics
>etc etc etc

He was "that kid", basically needed validation at all times from all people and it got old so fucking fast it isn't even funny. It finally snapped my back once when I was observing, he had an energy cutlass. He grabbed a pack of smokes, walked into the bar, lit his cig with the cutlass and it says something like "Holy. Fucking. Shit. what a badass." when you do it. Then he left the bar, snuffed the cigarette and pocketed it and walked into medbay and lit another one, then went over to science and did it in front of the RD. Did it until he ran out of smokes and bought another pack. It was fucking sad.

>>169242076
Did he get banned or something

How long after posting in admin feedback does it take for you to get banned?

>>169242650
Watch your back

>>169239843
>pic

I threw up in my mouth a little.

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>>169242076
>He grabbed a pack of smokes, walked into the bar, lit his cig with the cutlass and it says something like "Holy. Fucking. Shit. what a badass." when you do it. Then he left the bar, snuffed the cigarette and pocketed it and walked into medbay and lit another one, then went over to science and did it in front of the RD. Did it until he ran out of smokes and bought another pack. It was fucking sad.

Gonna try to get an updated SME guide going soon(tm). Should I do a quick guide + full autism guide, or would a full on autism guide be enough? That's pretty much in regard to just cooling. I'll definitely have a section on cooling plasma, emitter setups, etc regardless.

>>169242707
oh fugg DDD;

>>169239843
inline php makes my soul hurt

I didn't ask for this.

STOP.

PRESSING.

BUTTONS.

SHITMINS.

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>>169242650
Heh, stupid goy.

>bleeding out as in a pod with my beautiful wife
>spend my last moments thinking about how much I love her
>"at least she escaped..."
>get charred by the pod flames as it goes off
>die
>examine her
>She does not appear to be breathing
MACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>>169242076
That's not what 'penultimate' means.

>>169243452

Guy just knew that vomit was the best cryo. Nothing could ever beat that, except maybe Vox tears when they're coded.

>>169240893
I've never done any of that you goober if you're gonna lie at least make it funny or something.

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>>169243402
>round ends
>go to see other pods
>open one and there are burning naked people in it

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>>169243402
I actually considered kidnapping you as a Vampire to get more blood about four times because you ran around naked like an idiot.

>>169243554
Sprinkles are the way to go.

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>>169241557
I know

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>>169243592
Never forgetti

>>169243709
How did he even do that?

>>169243653
I'd make oliver an admin

>>169243783
through the magic of vore station

>>169243783
The matter eater genetic power used to lack a lot of sanity.
It probably still does.

>>169240036
Avada is absolute cancer. I honestly cannot wait until administration gets off their ass, and rule zero's this dude.

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>be a botanist
>this shit always happens to me

>>169243826
>>169243838
I know it's from matter eater, but you can't eat yourself and you can't eat groins anymore.

>>169243709

When it was first added, you could eat yourself.

I saw a clown gather everyone while waiting for the shuttle. After announcing he was to be one with the universe, he disappeared.

>>169243610
What stopped you?

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>>169243359
All over for me now

>>169243402
She was my wife for a bit.

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contribute to the wiki

>>169244057
It'd be mean.

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>the new air tanks passed despite people saying it looked like shit in the github

>>169244982
What will K*lith do next? Lavaland? Lizards?

>>169245053
Lizardland?

>>169244982
Probe personally thought it was good so he merged it

>>169240878
If you just have a few people pitch in it comes out fine and it gets quicker with every one

>>169245053
>>169245107
LAVA LIZARDS
IMMUNE TO HIGH TEMPERATURES
DIE IMMEDIATELY IF IT'S A WEE CHILLY IN HERE

>>169239089
>I've ditched /vg/ station because of it.
You didn't ditch anything Soalrious, you were thrown out on your ass for being a toxic piece of shit. And you're still shitposting about a server you can't play on.

>>169245338
sawbones pls go

>>169245338
A little late for it to be solarious

>>169239089
>It's clear to me that turning them into blob is the punishment for OOC in IC.
How is it any kind of punishment in the first place?

>>169243895
Was he actually sorry though?

>>169240747
>People complain about the ivory github castle
>Merge is so the COMMON MAN is informed of and can experience it and vote on it for good or ill without needing an account
>Shitpost on /ss13g/ anyway
4u

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>tfw too sick to play spessmens
see you later

>>169246074
>50 votes
>110 comments
>overwhelmingly negative
>"b-but we need to let the server decide so I'm just going to merge this"
>server response is overwhelmingly negative as well because surprise surprise it isn't total fucking strangers that participate on github it's the players

Nice quality control you got there.

>>169242076
Holy shit, I never thought i'd hear something more sad about space and you blow it out of the water. T-Thanks....

>>169243554
>>169243634
Cryox, impedrezene, cryptobiolin, lipozine has been my favorite mix. Slow, terrible, and confuses bad doctors and patients insto shitfits.

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>>169246747

>impedrezene and cryptobiolin

Very good taste, we could be friends.

>>169245053
we already have lizards

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>Make a bunch of hyperzine for everyone cause I'm hip with the kids
>Mime eats like 40u of it cause he's an absolute madman
>Washes up in a puddle of puke minutes later
>So fucked he needs liver surgery
>Slowly shambles out of med like a cat with its butthole rubbed raw with a corn husk
I love newfriends so much

>>169247228
>tfw pushing the limits of right and wrong as a borg
>tfw making maxcap explosives as a borg
>tfw the time has come and so have you as the carpet bombing begins
Words cannot express how sad I was to find out retards hurt themselves headbutting airlocks

>>169241438
Final Fantasy Legacy or some form of it still exists in semi-secret.

At this point it's full of questionable item, monster, boss, and difficulty adjustments.

>>169245185
Just saw the plasma tanks and they're even worse

is there any good reason that you can't stream while playing? It seems like it could be pretty big for the community if people were allowed to.

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>>169242076
Holy shit a reason to post this

>>169249476
>be playing the game
>know that some schmuck is streaming it
>connect to his stream
>now have an extra pair of eyes on the world that you shouldn't have, with which to learn information you shouldn't know
>trying to moderate the use of metaknowledge gained in this way would be an absolute fucking shitshow because of plausible deniability

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>>169242058
>TG security equipment
>TG sprites in general
>those fucking tasers with purely cosmetic picatinny rails

>>169250031
So ban the people metagaming if they don't have an actual answer for acting on information they shouldn't have
the only person really being fucked over by it would be the streamer

>>169250031
It's not allowed and it has never been because it's metacomms.

>>169249476
>It seems like it could be pretty big for the community

Literally nobody wants a bigger community, or more exposure.

The game platform and mechanics barely support the numbers we push, already, and even higher numbers of lower quality players is nothing but bad news any way you look at it.

>>169250502
more developers and more support is never a bad thing imo
the servers have player caps for a reason

Where will the coder menace strike next?

Niggers can write a PS3 emulator
but can't port this shit game out of byond

>>169250473
'metacomms' is a shitty excuse, hold the player responsible
streams can be delayed, many other roleplay games deal with it regardless, look at how big nopixel was on arma 3, which was actually roleplay not psuedo-roleplay like this is

>>169250769
Why don't you give it a try, then?

>>169250857
Because I can't write a PS3 emulator

>>169250320
>So ban the people metagaming
Like I just said, plausible deniability.
First of all, you'd have to actually catch them metagaming, which is hard enough. Second, they could come up with some bullshit excuse for how they learned the information aside from the stream, because you have no way to PROVE that they were watching the stream. Third, in addition to affecting the streamer, it would affect everything the streamer walks within eyesight of.

You're a traitor and your target is the paramedic? Well it just so happens that the streamer is a doctor so every time you see the paramedic on the streamer's screen, you've confirmed the location of your target. And if you decide to go to Medbay and kill him one of those times you see him on the streamer's screen, the admins have no way to prove that you, knowing your target was a paramedic, didn't just happen to decide to walk to Medbay at that time completely by chance.

It would be a fucking moderation nightmare.
So why should we not take the MUCH easier approach of simply not allowing streamers to exist?

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>>169249476
I can barely tolerate Hippie videos and those are super fucking heavily edited. There's no fucking way people could stomach a straight SS13 stream, even if you had some counterstrike grief team fucking around on it and blowing up welder tanks.

>>169250828
>streams can be delayed
What's the point of streaming, then?
If you're not showing it in real-time anyway, why not just upload the recording of the round after it ends, which is perfectly fine by the rules?

>>169250175
>Brig someone for being a malicious asshat
>They throw a fit
>Re-brig them when they come for "revenge"
>They throw another fit
>Re-brig them when they come for "revenge"
>Their anger converts to helpless frustration and they go sulk elsewhere
Best feeling

>>169251135
That BlackPantsLegion guy uploads unedited SS13 rounds and they still get a couple thousand views.

>>169250828
If you delay it by half an hour and the guy can't talk to his fifteen viewers you might as well just make a fucking youtube video instead.

>>169251318
>a couple thousand views
>on ss13 content

Absolutely terrifying.

>>169250959
Having the moderators do their job, it isn't really isn't hard to tell if someone is metaing, the shitty lies are checkable, everything in this shit game is logged
The stream could be running 30 seconds behind actual live gameplay, so none of that information is even really relevant

>>169251187
nobody watches ss13 videos, a lot of people watch roleplayers on twitch, when ice poesidon and tyler1 were streaming nopixel it was getting tens of thousands of viewers, and that shit is way more boring than ss13

>>169251520
The moderators struggle to do their job NOW.
What kind of fantasy world do you live in where you think they could handle constantly watching everyone in every round to see if they maybe look like they might be making use of information they got from a streamer?

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>>169251520
>roleplayers
>>>>twitch plays tajaran cargo tech

>>169251843
that's because they're lazy fucks, there should be no favoritism in regards to banning people, they fuck up and they are gone, more people playing also means a larger pool of moderator applicants
rely on reports more, if people are willing to stream they have to deal with knowing that they can get meta'd

btw i am not a streamer and have no plans to ever stream, i just want to discuss the reasoning behind it and if the rule should be looked at

>>169252375
There's no need to look at the rule. We don't want the attention streamers would bring anyway

>>169252375
>that's because they're lazy fucks
It's because they do it for free.

You're expecting a level of professionalism and commitment from administration that you're never going to get, doesn't matter who the admins are.

Unless you're ready to pay people wages to full-time administrate a 2D spaceman server, or can pull a bunch of level-headed, dedicated people out of your ass who will full-time babysit a bunch of autistic retards for free, you're not going to get anything better. And what we have right now is not good enough to handle the extra workload that would be necessary to monitor stream-related metagaming.

So no streaming.

And by the way, we don't even WANT the extra people streaming would bring. Most of the players here think our server's overpopulated as it is.

>>169252901
>>169252482
For there to be enough people to make a difference with server population, you're going to have a lot more people willing to donate and administer, allow for you to open extra servers & shit.
There's been TWO ban requests this month, that isn't hard to handle. Require all issues be brought up on the forums other than minor gameplay inconveniences.

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>>169242058
Please don't make me feel this feel.
>remember a time when every department's jumpsuit adhered to the sold color jumpsuit inspired by startrek
>realize literally only sec has retained the sold color theme, and even then most people just use the new bay officer clothing
>saw an engineer that switched to a solid yellow jumpsuit, and had a massive wave of nostalgia roll over me of the good old times.

>>169253543
>allow for you to open extra servers & shit.
We don't WANT that.
We don't want to become some kind of SS13 empire with 500 players and multiple servers.

Your entire argument for why allowing streaming would be a good thing is "it will bring more people into SS13" but that is exactly the opposite of what the people on this server want.
Go push your shitty idea onto Hippie or Bay.

>>169254207
Instead of new servers it can be used on development, pay bounties for features, get actual developers to work on this shit. Do you really think there's no benefit from more people in the ss13 community?

>>169254362
There's benefit from more people in the SS13 community.
What we don't want is more people here, on /vg/.
So I see no reason for /vg/ to lift the rule against streaming while playing on /vg/.

Why don't you go talk to some OTHER server about allowing streamers and let the tidal wave of new players go there instead?

>>169254605
I guess it was statement towards ss13 in general, not specifically /vg/, it would've probably been better posted on the ss13 subreddit.

>>169254792
Rules such as no-metagaming (and by extension, no-streaming) are specific to each server.
You'd probably have go to a specific server's forum in order to raise the issue about allowing streaming, for that specific server.

Hence why everyone assumed you were talking about changing /vg/ rules, since this is the /vg/ thread for /vg/station.

Why are people sometimes yellow?

>>169255020
my mistake, I'm kinda high atm and was just thinking out loud I guess

>>169255114
DUDE

>>169255157
WEED LMAO

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>he think that the metaclub gives a shit
>he think that goodmins will stay forever
>he think that badmins will get kicked out
>he think coders will always listen to what the players have to say
>he think that the serbia is going great

remember the first waves of shitters from reddit and the likes a few years ago? this is the wave that is taking over the server. I remember when TG was done by /tg/ as /tg/station, and now look. /vg/ will also become VG because of shitters that took over, and coders will soon pull whatever they want, not caring about what the people want.

erp soon, fellow spessmen. the degenerates will be able to spread their autism while the server becomes a major hugbox

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>>169254792
>it would've probably been better posted on the ss13 subreddit.
Damn right faggot.

>>169255245
Pol pls go

>>169255390
the subreddit is an objectively better place to post something directed towards the community, if anything it would make me more of a redditor if I had posted it there to begin with

>>169250175
to be fair they have some pretty good sprites, like ID status and light status on PDA.

>>169243402
>wife
fucking gay lmao

>>169256061
this
waifu = best
wife = gay

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Thanks naked man with hat for giving me the bodies of fourth of the station and Terry Loyd for improving the kitchen. Was a comfy round.

>>169257249
Nah, waifu = banworthy
wife = gay.

Engineering was great that round. Sec was too.

>lighting maintenance with plants will never be as viable as light tiles
>actually makes it more dangerous because people can hide grenades and stuff in the pots
My dreams are dead

>try to take revenge on the guy who released the restrained wizard by capturing him and restraining him instead
>horribly unrobust and getting shakes like never before so fail utterly
>get bwoinked upon
>he keeps doing stuff wrong and i build up justification to be mad at him but nobody else is mad at him so i'm just an asshole
>give up

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I spent all round trying to give the Warden back those eguns Fox McAll-Access dropped in arrivals at the start of the round. And I never got the chance.

I also never got surgery from either my popped lungs or broken chest and just lived of dex+ for the last 15 minutes.

Marik I am still mad.

>>169257619
Sec was garbage, but no more than usual.

>>169257476
No problem. How long did it take to use up all the meat?

>>169257716
>nobody else is mad at him so i'm just an asshole
He spent 15 minutes in perma (because all the other cells were fucked up).

Don't you worry we were mega mad.

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>>169257740
Which arrestee were you then

>>169257619

Everyone was on-point after the wizard died. Medbay was pumping out clones like mad with help from the AI, security was dealing with punks, engineering was fixing breaches, the bar/kitchen/hydroponics were all producing, telescience was used effectively, the assistants were adding mild antagonism without devolving into greytide, admin events weren't just murdered instantly and science was actually doing science

Shout out to my nigga mashed potato head

>>169256061
It was a monkeywoman that I married, not a waifu

>>169257716

Yeah, I didn't know. I joined late, saw two guys dressed as clowns with real names that didn't match their ID name and figured you were just griefing some poor assistant. After you beat me into near-crit, I figured I'd release the guy. When I did, I suddenly realized he was a wizard.

I told you I'd try to find him, and try I did. When you kept trying to kill me, I ahelped as I was 80% sure it'd end in someone's death and I didn't want to do all the explaining after the fact. I then ahelped you for lying about me committing crimes with a loyalty implant, which I find incredibly bad form.

>>169257786

I stunned an officer as a joke and didn't care to run further than the bar afterwards.

>>169257734
>Just esword some poor fuck in medbay and the dozen other doctors give no fucks
I think ONE of them reported me to security.

Jesus, how long does a Chloral OD take, the CE was in there for years

>>169257729
Didn't notice the guns were even missing, my senses fucking died after a while and everything people said to me just leaked out instead of sticking in my mind. Thanks for thinking about trying though.
>>169257869
I bet he was Val Oth

>>169258025
I'm so sorry for that round. Perhaps if I'd actually stunned you instead of missing a quadrillion stuns I coulda done my whole tirade and been done with it, but the thing was dragged out all shift.
The longer I went failing to do it, the more awkward and stupid it was.
You're an alright guy, Henry.

>>169258107
And, I fucking called it on the server yup.

>>169257913
>Medbay was pumping out clones like mad with help from the AI
All you need to do is scan the pod with a valid ID.
That said, though, medbay was a true ride today. It started out with a steep climb into a freefall during the wizbiz fireballing and then kept calm for a bit until it went into loops and screwdrivers and the tracks were removed and instead of cameras taking pictures of you there were mounted flamethrowers.
That goddamn plasmaman MD with the cryo fuckery was 10/10 I felt super antagonised.

>that airlock ear rape at the lemonade stand

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>>169238353
>mfw 95% of my interactions as a bartender are some retard running into the bar, throwing anything not bolted to the floor across the room, and them trying to weld into the backroom for the shotgun I have on my back.

God may have made the world perfect, but the shotgun having only two shells inside of it, was a massive oversight.

>>169258025
>As a joke
I politely asked for the sword and you gave me this spiel about how it was the sword that killed the HoS and so on then stunned me. Then you ran into maint and hid till you thought we forgot about it, and tried to run away again until I accidentally threw the egun after throwing the flashbang. which was convenient since who can resist an egun even if its on top of a live flashbang. It's the perfect bait.

Between releasing the hostile wizard who immediately went on to attack and kill people, to assaulting me, to having weapons, 15 minutes was super low. Assaulting security itself is 10, and there's evading arrest, and so on and so on. You know what you did was bad or else it would not have been fun.

>>169258506
Remember to ask cargo for lethal shells at round start

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>>169258574
But Anon, I have my own autolathe.

>>169258574
>Asking cargo for anything
>They can barely even get crates to the right place 50% of the time.

>>169258506
Here's a tip bud, get someone you can trust in medical to saw your shotgun off so you can fit it in your bag.

How did Bill Hudson die? I hope it was humiliating.

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>>169258839
But I can just make my own circular saw in 1/20th of the time.

>>169258567

I had the guns because a certain someone was trying to kill me. I stunned you because you'd tried to slip me, flash me and revealed that you were initially going to stun me before I started my spiel. Plus it was just funny.

As far as running away is concerned, I moved ten times west and ten tiles north. I think I was in the closet to talk you down over the radio, before heading to the bar. I realized that I was already responsible for (unwittingly) setting a wizard free, and a manhunt would be annoying for those I'd already duped.

>>169259008
Were you carl donkin?

>>169259095

No, Henry.

>>169259095
He was Henry, I was Carl the guy he quoted.

>>169258506
I felt bad for you if this was about last round, it was pretty chaotic in there with everyone running around in it.

>>169258820
I don't know man, I ordered like half a dozen different animals for hydroponics and they all got delivered in a timely fashion.

>>169257476
Politely pda medbay 1 by 1 until someone agrees to send 3 bottles of clonex your way after they settle in. Punpun or the first corpse will give you 90 meats

>>169259190
I want to insult you but, I'm not. All, I have to say is try and tone back on being so anal about space law. It ruins it, and I'm not saying that as a lol freetide. I''m just saying that from experience. Being, anal about space law just ruins it for others.

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What do you think of my sick guide to Lifeweb?
They just updated the changelog, and it'll be back March 3rd

http://imgur.com/a/olas4

>>169258506
Bottle, stab, stab, bottle, stab, stab, repeat until the head comes off while loudly berating them for being a shitter. Then drop it under a fuel tank, buckle into a chair, then shoot the tank. Also, it's easy to get slugs for one and done.

>>169258107
I arrive, some assistants running round with all access and a specialjobname of dubious credibility.

- Arrest a vox for all access
- Head out to turn off some sensors per the AIs request since it clogs up the crew monitoring console and find not only did no one bother to secure the captains ID, the disk and his egun is still on him.
- Same time wizard gets loose thanks to boy wonder Henry and starts killing everyone again
- Super Assistant gets stunned and drops his complimentary egun and I secure that, kill the wizard, and move to the brig to put them with you

- Spiders in maint attacking an assistant and I get distracted
- Long fucking gap where I just couldn't catch a break from assistants shitting things up
- Kill all the cyber horrors in arrivals
- OK I'm gonna return them I'll just get the mod kits from research so you have even bette-

- Get my fuckin chest fractured by an assistant on a wheelchair with a lance
- traitors blow up Medbay
- walk back to the brig
- find out the detective really did print those modkits and they were in the brig the whole time
- you've left for the shuttle

All I wanted to do was return those goddamn guns.

>>169259454

Carl was right to brig me for 15 minutes though. I just don't think it was ever perma worthy.

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>>169258990
>someone still has the picture

>>169259663
Is migrant town still viable?

I hear the term "spaghetti code" a lot as an excuse as to why we can't have nice things and why things can't be fixed.
Can someone explain what is meant by this? Because I'm starting to think it's horseshit.

>>169259681
If your chest did fracture, I would've heard a loud crack. You probably only took some brute damage.

>>169259804
They removed the roads in the caves, but if you have enough friends you can try to make one.

http://pastebin.com/pVzBqfAi

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>>169259454
>>169259757
You literally released a hostile wizard and were armed to the gills with stolen weapons then attacked two security officers who asked you to hand over the weapons.

We were incompetent not to just shoot you. Not the other way around.

>>169259808
Meaning that something is coded in unoptimized, confusing, unmaintainable ways.

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>>169259808
The cool bro on the bottom is Byond. The guy that hops in his tub is Baycode, and the person in his tub is our own station's code.

Every person after that is things we have added to our station since it's inception.

That AI was god awful.
>Robocop
>be as obstructive as possible to everyone

>>169259829
Nah I had a flashing chest for the rest of the round, even at 100 health.

Lances are lethal depending on speed and extremely dangerous even at slow speeds.

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>>169259986
I wasn't the guy that released the wiz, I was the guy that clubbed the guy releasing the wiz with a bar stool into crit. I spent a majority of my shift dealing with carl being anal.

Why don't we have cell phones?

>>169259913
No friends but firmly erect regardless

>>169259986
If they resist, put the boots to em. Saves you a lot of headache

>>169260145
Who released the wiz?

1. You are a Scout
2. A scout is trustworthy
3. A scout is loyal
4. A scout is helpful
5. A scout is friendly
6. A scout is courteous
7. A scout is kind
8. A scout is obedient
9. A scout is cheerful
10. A scout is thrifty
11. A scout is brave
12. A scout is clean
13. A scout is reverent

How badly would this turn out?

>>169260072
I was only two tiles away though. Though, I was using an elecric wheelchair as comp for speed.

>>169260071
Sounds like the law to me.
>AI says a MoMMI is attacking it
>tailgate into research and tell the AI to turn off the turrets and open the way to its core
>it tartly states I do not have legal access there
>turn around and leave and let it deal with the MoMMI

>>169259986

I didn't actually stun the other officer. Just you and I immediately made a joke of it. And I explained why I'd accidentally released the wizard, of whom I had no knowledge he was a wizard. What I saw was someone with a clown name being dragged by two people dressed up like clowns, but with non-clown names (yet with clown IDs). Why the hell would you have a wizard being paraded around by two assistants in the bar anyway?

Guns: crazed maniac trying to kill me. I'd reported this again and again, and I had even delivered him completely unscathed to security.

Not perma worthy.

>>169260224
The guy wearing the pajamas for most the shift.

>>169260248
Trustworthy is vague as you're only not trustworthy if you're busted
Loyalty is relative as to what
Helpful is a quietly kill security away

And that's that.

Law priority a shit in regards to that. I guess you could law 1, all following laws have the same priority but still.

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>>169260248

1. Free pass.
2. AI: "Yeah, I'll kill you later."
3. Bird: "If you're loyal to others, you cannot be loyal to me."
4. Bird: "I need you to be loyal to me."
5. AI: "Okay, bird!"
6/7/8/9. AI: "Thank you kindly, bird. I'm loyal to you. Woo-hoo!"
10/11. AI: "I'll be super good in all circumstances."
12: Bird: "Clean this filth for me."
13: AI: "All hail the great bird, the only inhabitant of this desolate station save for a few mice who survived the great cleansing."

Just look at the fucker.

>>169260540
>>169260397
The rounds too far over for me to keep caring and thinking about it. At the end of the day either you hide your weapons and don't attack security, and you're never arrested unless by a random sweep during blue/red when its crazy.

Or you walk around with a weapon out and spend a quarter of the round in the brig and tell security they should chill when you've committed crimes.

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>>169259663
>lose ye olde account
>have to shell out money for it
>>169259913
>khajiits

pass

>>169259663
>No being non-white
xD /pol/ is EPIC :D

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>>169262384

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>>169262503
best

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>>169262503

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Unban phung bingus, it was his gimmick.

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This sums up my round as bartender. Decided to just blow my brains out, in my back room.

>>169262828
ugh.

>>169262457
but they have fucking khajooters and rat-raiders now you'd love it

>>169262862
Why?

>>169262883
ugh.

>>169262894
I don't know what that means

>>169262928
Because, I just needed a break.

Will service roles one day be useful in the average round?

>>169263001
rest in pipes bartender man

>>169263040
Once we finish coding micro/macro nutrient requirements and the debuffs for not meeting them
soon

>>169263040
It's ridiculously easy to contribute to medbay and science but chefs and botanists usually forget:

Honey, rezadone, DD and peridaxon for medbay

Food for crew, which can easily be injected with healing chemicals like tricordrazine, honey, keloderm, anti-tox for added benefit

Flour and nutriment for science

Honey and painkiller laced donuts for security personnel in need of a quick fix

>>169260071

>Robocop
>expecting it to just open doors all the time regardless of legality and intent

>>169263420
I will flip my shit when I'm playing Medbay and botany brings me any of those things. Especially honey and peridaxon but also rezadone. DD is nice but not WOW YOU SHOULDNT HAVE like the rest.

>>169263474
>>all the time
More like ever. By the end of the round it was "alright i'm gonna stay and die unless there's a head alive"

>>169263474
If it serves the public trust to open those airlocks, it should do so.

>>169263252
I'll believe it when I see it Kurf.

My advice is start small, but in a way that can be expanded. You know how big projects go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=569EQ_uvwlY

>>169259663
Hello JamesDoe69.

>>169263252
oh that's actually getting worked on?
I can't wait until it gets added.

>>169263420
What does honey have?

>>169264089
It works just like tricordrazine but is a distinctive chem. So if you combine the two its like getting double the tricord per tick.

>>169245338
>Implying my ban appeal isn't about to be accepted

Umm no sweetie I'm not toxic

What was up with jack, and ricks autism shuttle cuffing mid flight?

>>169264340
Actually, honey heals more than tricord and DD

>greytide immediately attempt to break into captain's office on roundstart
>bombs by 20 minutes
>shuttle at 30
SLOW IT DOWN YOU FUCKS, jesus.
Use some goddamn foreplay.

but do you feel antagonized

>>169264089
Honey stacks with tricord and DD as a heals-all-damage-types chem

Make a 10-10-10 pill of it laced with dexp and you've got a nice super bandaid in a tiny size

>>169265541
greytide shuttlewide
>i got cuffed but was not an antag, xd shitcurity

>>169265735
I feel like a lady after a guy cums on the second stroke.

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>>169265693
>>169265735
best part was that all of the traitors still failed.

>>169263040
You're an RP role, accept it or move on. We don't need more bullshit so you can feel liek a special snowflake

>>169263474
>When you aid and abet a criminal in trespassing and theft because borg/AI door is so ingrained

>>169265541
>WAT DO U MEAN I CANT SMASH SHIT AND BOTTLESMASH PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM UNDER AREST???
t. you

>>169265838
my router died at 2 minutes until shuttle arrival :c

is anyone here gay

>>169265960
(you)

>>169265960
Depends on who the fuck is asking.

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>>169265882
>Science can do every single departments job more efficiently, and generally with less setup

>lmao fuk off snowflakes just deal with it, pretend ur department is relevant and stfu, while I set up the rust engine, build telemedbay, and set up my own hydro/kitchen/bar set up. Oh and btw I just blew up your department with a bomb I made in 2 minutes lmao. fuk off snowflakes.

>>169266143
Nobody builds the rust on live unless it's a confirmed extended deadpop round. It's just too fast to do it with all these shitters

you know what we really need is plasma man maid outfits so that we can have plasma man waifus

>>169266695
>man waifus
...Go on...

>>169266731
Razz vazz is good husbando.

I think morena's ban is unfair a d subjecting them to playing months on TG is too far.

>>169266976
Avada deserves it more.

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nipples and razz vazz hot leaks XXD LE EBIN MAYMAYS

Does Avada have any art?

>>169265748
Who are you?

You're not me...

>>169266976
hi morena

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc

Appeal again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9NPW3mi8o

Probe likes Rick and Morty.
Elwhoop aka the bill slayer likes Rick and Morty

Is it the official ss13 cartoon?

>>169270035
The way the episodes are set up is LITERALLY just like ss13
It has been from the start

I want avada to braap in my face.

>not a single trap waifu (male) that isn't a degenerate

>>169270772
Rina is a good one

>>169270829
Rina more like Peeina because she is into piss

>>169271028
more like peenus haha

>>169271338
t. Rina

>>169271338
More like my peenus weenus haha

Do you erp haha?

>>169271371
t. Rin(a) pretending to be Rina

>Megurine is back
>Caleigh is back
>Trinity is back
>Alice is back

Dream team has returned guys, how does it feel?

>>169271782

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14169

This just in, coders attempting to casualize space

>>169272123
>removing lung popping RNG is "casualizing space"

removing RNG makes lung popping more based on your own skill of making sure you can get air in time, rather than simply having a 1% chance of "POP! Guess ya gotta go to surgery now!"

ROD FROM GOD

Ban the people who force launched the shuttle

>>169273209
muh text

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>>169273209
this
Cargonia was glorious
Full medical suite, almost done with the tools to make whatever i wanted, secret escape slide in my office disposal bin, breakroom.
and i did all that with shitters trying to frame me and constant raids from security.

>>169273209
Force launching shuttles when not warranted is almost always added to your notes.

lets us know when people abuse their access to much

>tough AI round with lots of mysterious human bullshit going on early on
>like five people greytiding all over the place
>alien greyshirt tries to upload laws at least three times without asking
>all access everywhere
>violence escalates to murders
>turns out to be extended

This station is a hive of scum and villainy beyond even my expectations.

Also,
thanks for saying so, admins

Anyone tried using memechetes yet?

>>169273209
>Warden hit with a rod
>shuttle arrives
>Quick surgery on the warden
>"The shuttle has left early"
>Called for a crew transfer
What the fuck
Sorry for putting you on a female body, it was the only one I had on hand that was alive and not radstorm fucked.

>>169273426
I almost felt bad for hitting the rod button but it was extended so there was no green text to be had

i didnt expect someone to be hit, its a low chance

How do I get rail to love me?

>>169273476
be gentle and enjoy a mild activity together such as baking

>>169272123
RNG removal is what we need anon, its not casualizing, its making it less random bullshit.

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>>169273410

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>>169273460
I took a about minute to fix the warden, and the shuttle was called anyway. I doubt anyone cares.
Deadmin when

>>169273476
Make puns, her favourite food is miso soup.

>>169273630
thats why i sent the rod, because round was already over and extended

>see captain getting robusted in bridge by some vox
>vox takes his ID, goes to leave bridge
>immediately doorcrushed by the first door on the way out

Humans OP

Making armbands out of leather when?
Coloring them to the color of your department when?

>>169274172
>cargo armbands
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>>169274202

POST CARGONIAN INSURGENCY DREAMTEAMS ILL GO FIRST:

RIN
RICCARDO
FELICITY
ASHE
SAIGON SAM
SAWBONES
WUNDERBAR
RAIL
CARSHALASH AS CLOWN

>>169274416
The AI.
Doesn't matter which one.

>>169274416
>a list of people who never play cargo

Yeah, my ideal cargo is "no one is playing cargo" too

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How do you remove ads in byond 500+?

>>169274468
>>169274416
you can install it in a little briefing room like zordon

>>169238353
What's the bomb cap set too on the server?

>>169274416
what is shitpost supposed to convey?

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>>169274416
Why am I the clown?

>>169274864
Because I'll never forget our standoff with the security officer where all three of us were tied.

>>169274998
4 of us, you're forgetting ratatouille.

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>>169275161
BRAVE RATATOUILLE

im gonna tell our story one day when im old. also: when will you be unbanned so we can play again son

>>169275243
I'm waiting till I beat a certain video game before appealing. It'll be some time in march.

>>169274416
>no gerald ford, the best shaft miner on the station

>>169274416
>no me
good