League of Legends general - /lolg/:

I have no shovel and I must dig.

>>169221641
BARREL

what if zac's voice got deeper/higher based on size

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>>169221856
fresh meme. Gona make this in photoshop later with pic related

>>169217689
It's ass lore anyway. He's an experience seer but he's never had his predictions be incorrect before? And there's absolutely no difference this time to make this particular instance be difference? If it's so exceedingly rare that he hasn't experienced it before, why is it a lesson? Remembering that your seer powers only work 99.999% of the time is like accounting for a brain aneurysm.

>>169221964
what if hecarim's voice got higher pitched the faster he goes

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Best girl

>>169221964
>>169222054
What if Azir/Jhin/Karthus's got sexier the less clothes they wore?

>>169221641
reminder that avatar fags, support mains and trannies should be gassed.

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Why does no one draw MF as much as they do with people like Ahri :(

>>169222054
What if nami's voice got higher pitched the more she spammed laugh?

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>>169222135
Cause she's just a generic slut

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comfy bfs~

>beta client is laggy garbage
>riot keeps adding features to it and removing features from old client

>>169222003
Also, being a seer doesn't make him an inerrant knife thrower.

Your story is bad and you should feel bad.

>>169222156
what if draven's head got bigger the more gold he has, but his legs got smaller the more deaths he has.

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>>169222129
This sounds an awful lot like you just want champions running around naked.

>>169222246
My boy back at it again

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If you change voice files to Japanese, will your ass get banned? I want to channel my inner weeb while playing LoL.

>>169222203
>Cause she's just a generic slut
And Ahri isn't?

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LOLG

Remember that champion you wanted to learn but didn't? Today can be the day you do that, get out there and expand your pool

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>>169222203
Generic sluts aren't badass bounty hunters who successfully overthrow a cruel pirate king all while wearing high heels

>>169222054
>>169221964
Make Cho's voice change as he grows.
>Level 1 tiny Cho with a dinky little voice and W scream.
>Level 18 max size Cho shaking the map with his roars.

>>169222317
shut up sand hitler go fucking eat some breadcrumbs, I think there's some hot egyptian gilfs waiting for you in the park.

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>>169222367
>successfully

>>169222340
Yes, Ahri is a fox slut, not a generic one.

>>169222367
Nobody draws fan art because of the lore. MF is a busty redhead in a slutty pirate costume.

>>169222367
she's a generic slut
lore in a moba is a fucking joke
go stare at some pool party hentai or something

>>169222505
oh look a happy little BARREL

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>>169222419
okay I kek'd

>>169222279
So basically he would eventually turn into tyler1?

>>169222332
Yes, being a weeb is against the summoner's code

>>169222505
>original

>>169222330
who is you?

>>1692202367
>>169222340
more unique than mf, easily

>>169222332
>posting I NEED YOUR HELP bot
You won't get banned. Although it's a bit harder now without LVOC.

>>169222582
you caught me

>>169222645
yeah this makes me mad too. Captain GP would still be the original if they could make a post-death GP that didn't look like shit.

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>>169222053
>if you get laid, be sure its with someone that knows what they're doing. otherwise they will enjoy it but you wont

I disagree m80. The heavy majority of women are pretty passive sexual partners, despite the jillions of tips they've read in Cosmopolitan about how to blow your mind.

They pretty much do as they're told and let you touch them how you want and wait for you to do your thing. If you know what you're doing it's great, regardless of how inept they are.

>>169222648
Your boy

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>>169222129
Already true though.

>>169222398
Level 1, only you can hear it
Level 18, global sounds, Gangplank ult style where it's muffled but audible if you can't see it

>>169222813
I might be ur boy

but you cant be my boy if I dont know who you are bub?

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>>169222419
>t. aliyah

>>169222576
>>169222928
I only exist for your amusement anons

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>>169221971
>>169221856

not one to disappoint

>>169222928
I'm pretty sure her hands aren't that big.

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>>169222861
>>169222129

what if your team could only pick one region for their champion pools

i.e shurima vs void champions

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What the fuck? Why does this keep happening?

>>169223164
Bandle City/Yordle. Gives a few options and still allows for a full team.

>>169223289
Maybe riot removed all supports. 4 v 4 confirmed

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>>169222551
I can't even do that since No one draws her
>>169222517
A slut is a slut therefore she is generic

>>169223370

It wasn't just support. I literally had no champions to choose from.

>>169223164
this should be a gamemode tbqh famalan.

owned champions don't matter, your team is randomly assigned a faction and you can only pick champions from that faction.

I'd play it.

>>169223164
I've heard people throw this around as a game mode for a while.

Easy mode - Demacia:

Kayle mid
Vayne Taric bot
Shyv jg
Poppy top

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>>169222551
>lore in a moba is a fucking joke

i beg your pardon?

>>169223164
Freljord would be the strongest

>Ashe ADC
>Trynd top
>Lissandra mid
>Olaf Jungle
>Braum Support

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This means demacian lore update, right? like with zaun and piltover? (which also adds to galio's rework coming soon and a new champion)

>>169223474
Noxus:

Top Darius
Jungle Talon
Mid Katarina
Support Morgana
ADC Draven

they can even put the faction's banner in the fountain like they do for teams in LCS/Worlds.

>>169223479
>lore: epic redemption lore now he see what he did wrong whoa
>in game: lol so random memes XD

MF
>lore: she's just as good as any man and she killed one
>in game: she's a slut for cocks, listen to her moan for 5 seconds like every other female champ

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>Losing streak of 8 games

Cheer me up lads

>>169223687
how else do you think she killed them?

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>>169223705

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>these leblanc changes
>over half of w damage is gone
is she dead? why can't camille, rengar and khazix get this treatment

>>169223872
not the guy you were responding to but this is actually really sweet <3

I miss old Taric and old Graves

>>169223938

>those damage nerfs

Holy fuck

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>>169223705

>>169224024
Do some of these developers have like, kids that play the game and whine to them for specific changes or something?

>>169223938
Wtf were they thinking. She's an assassin, she's supposed to have high damage.

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>>169223795
Ahem! I'll have you know that she killed GP with her awesome dual wielding pistol skills and NOT by being a slut

>>169223938
>tfw Jayce will never get Nerfs like this

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>>169223976
Riven is an angel

>>169224142
pretty sure it was with explosions

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>>169223705
I hope this cheers you up man.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/688026

>>169224018
I miss old gangplank and (after the nerfs hit) old talon

>>169223307
>>169223445
>>169223474
>>169223572
what if your team's side of the rift changed based on your region? Like team ice bitches & barbarians has a tundra, shurima's got a desert. Even the jungle creeps could be altered to reflect this.

>>169224224
post that PP Renekton where he's sitting atop his chair, peering over his sunglasses with a smug look and his cock is hanging out. That one makes me laugh every time

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>>169224224
there's so many things wrong with this

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>>169224223
You're probably right desu. Too lazy to re-read lore
[/spoiler] I am running out of MF pics to use [/spoiler]

>>169224142
She blew some guy to get him to bomb GP's ship for her like the coward she is. In other words she acted like a typical woman. Didn't even manage to properly kill him either.

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>>169223938
das it mang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o

>scarra thinks ww top is good
wait until he goes against a panth, fiora, gp or kled

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I appreciate this riot

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reminder not to bully your support and help ward!

>>169224619

>bunch of high golds vs low/mid plats

Whats the issue?

>>169224419
I saw a picture of Renekton taking a dick up the ass, that gave me a good chuckle!

>>169224419
this im not gay but i'd suck his dick
haha

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QUICK, what's the most cancerous thing possible I can play on top lane?

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>>169224619
>thinking there's a difference

>>169224740
yourself

>>169224740
Illaoi or your pic.

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>>169224538
That's because GPfags would go through a hissyfit if their main was removed from the game

>>169224740
quinn

>>169224740
GOUGE EM VALOR

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CASS
BUFFS
WHEN
?

HER WINRATE'S BEEN STEADILY DROPPING IN A META WITHOUT A LATEGAME (46-47% THIS SEASON ALONE ) AND NOW THEY EVEN TOOK AWAY HER ONLY RELIABLE WAY OF HITTING HER SHITTY STUN (REVERSE FLASH ULT), HER PERFORMANCE IS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE FROM THIS

ALSO THE FUCKING TAILTECH UPDATE NEVER WENT LIVE, RIOT KATEY LITERALLY CONFIRMED THAT THEY SCREWED UP ONCE AGAIN - THAT MAKES IT AN ENTIRE MONTH OF DELAY JUST FOR THIS SINGLE THING

CASS
SKIN
WHEN
?

IT'S BEEN 1476 DAYS (OVER FOUR YEARS) SINCE HER LAST ONE (JADE FANG CASS) CAME OUT - BUT SUUURE, LET'S GIVE ANIVIA, XIN AND ZYRA ANOTHER ONE WHILE WE'RE AT IT

GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, RIOT

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d a i s y

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>>169224839
>Illaoi
just move you pussy

>>169225101
gee I'm sorry the main midlaner of the last two years of competitive isn't in the limelight rightnow anon, must really suck. Shame about you not needing boots either, idk how you cope.

>>169225101
god bless you
i feel like you were gone for a few months

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there goes 10-0 win streak to a Riven.

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>those LB nerfs

has a champion ever been gutted harder, p

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>>169225218
The fuckups just kept piling up on each other, so I had no other choice but to come back.

>>169225452
Skarner

>>169225452
>he doesnt know what olaf'd means

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>>169225652
>implying

they just changed Olaf to scale off ad instead of getting FREE damage from health. poor LB might as well be erased after these nerfs

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>>169225476
This fucking guy though

>>169225823
again

>he doesn't know what olaf'd means

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Who wants to write me "smut"?
>>169222120
I want "best girl" to kill me!

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>>169225452
>When a champion is so hated that when you gut them the people who play in that lane cheer.

>>169225452
If you exclude ones that got nerfed over and over this is probably the biggest in one go

>>169225928
I do but I don't really know what skin I want yet

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>>169225887
I just love how much of a dick he is, it's blatantly over the top.

>>169225452
>tfw haven't seen a lb in at least 2 months
is she really that cancerous

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Why are Nami's tits so big and delicious?

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I love Lissandra!
I want to cover her in ice cream and lick her lewdly!

what if they put galio's ult on rammus

> long back and forth game, baron and elder up
> see their jungler clearing a ward at baron with no vision elsewhere
> our riven suddenly tries to tp to a ward close to him, immediately gets collapsed on while the rest of us were pushing out mid and warding elder
> GG CAN'T CARRY THIS TEAM
> I LOST ON PURPOSE BECAUSE THEY DESERVE LOSE
> REPORT TEAM UNCARRIABLE

what's the funniest / most pathetic way you've seen someone try to damage control their mistake /lolg/?

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>>169225452
>he hasn't seen either of the Cass reworks during their first month

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>>169226156
it is a mystery

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>>169225945
at this and y just need to redo her entire kit from scratch ouch I feel these nerfs all the way from bot lane

>>169225949
yeah it counting consecutive nerfs because reksai got quite a few in a row

>>169226080
she's 100% pick ban in Korea and high priority in lcs. either is a circus so I don't really watch it

>>169226080
>W's onto you
>Misses it anyway
>Throws out chain
>Misses it
>Q's you
>R + Q's you to proc passive with her 30 second cd ult
>You die from 100% hp

Nuffin personal squishy

>>169223938
literally make it so that her chain does less damage and it doesn't proc her passive, or nerf her passive. these changes don't do anything but make her completely reliant on hitting chain, and thus proccing passive

>>169226156
she needs big air bladders to control her swimming depth, silly.

How the fuck you stop a good jg-ler from being useful to their team?

It fucking sucks when your jg-ler is retarded and spends whole game farming.

>>169225887
>cassbuffswhen on the holocaust.png

>>169226383
>you have to hit the only part of your kit you can even miss
oh fuck, absolutely gutted

>>169226323
at this point *
Yeah not counting *
EU is a circus *

>>169226306

wanst you dead CBW ?

what you doing now ?

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>>169226442
She must be a very good swimmer to not let the size of them hinder her.

>>169226467
why are you saying jg-ler
jungler
the fuck is wrong with you, it's one extra key over what you're typing now and u/n are very close to j.

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>>169226467
Map awareness and warding does a lot to stop most ganks. Also don't overextend like an idiot. If you're crushing top lane, for example, don't be afraid to take some of the topside enemy jungle. Top laners like Renekton can do this because they can just 100-0 the jungler if they try to stop them.

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>>169226593
Returning to glory, that's what. There's some serious shitposting to be done now that things have gotten worse for the snek again.

>>169225101
what a load of shit
cass is still good. it's the meta, not her.

>>169226718

nice nice, see you on cytube :^)

>>169226606
she can inflate/deflate them as needed to change her depth.

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a reminder

That one pick to abuse that the mainstream LOL doesn't know about, but is so strong it's basically freelo, but WAY outside of meta?

I need to play some shit you can abuse and get shitters tilted as fuck.

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>>169226890
Why does she purposely keep them so large when shes above the water then? Everyone can see them.

>>169226467
Lose because jungle has been an over tuned role for the last year. I was really hopeful this pre-season too when riot talked about nerfing jungle but barely gave it a love tap.

>>169226172
then he'd have 5 abilities

>>169227085
That's the minimum size :^)

any japanese experts here? when yasuo says 'aser yo' it means roughly 'you're impatient' right? I t hink is what the wiki says too but yeah

>>169226172
he'd be forced to attack galio

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>>169227306
>aser yo

>>169227082
Galio

His ultimate literally has no counterplay, the shit is instant and has an aoe-radius.

>>169226172
but that's galio's ult, it doesn't belong to rammus

>>169227074
This. Aatrox was good. It's the rest of the champion pool that are getting ridiculously out of hand.

The game needs a change of pace TBHFAMIGLIA. Buff turrets, nerf jungle gold, nerf tank scaling but if anything else, BUFF TURRETS GOD DAMN IT

I hate this bullshit, at lvl 6 you can basically either win and take a turret, or lose and lose a turret. The the game is a matter of stalling until a teamfight in which you push to win, or they push to win and you lose.

Turrets are too easy, pretty much after 3 items you can ignore their damage. Hell, dives are common starting LEVEL 2
Have turrets deal X + %current health physical damage, so tanks are not ENTIRELY immune to turrets god damn it.

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>Champion gets small nerf
>"X is shit now, completely unplayable, so weak he's just not a viable pick anymore"

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>>169227306
i happen to be an expert in japanese language and what he actually says is chop chop

>>169224529
She did blow up his ship with him on it, I can't remember if it was a bomb or a sneak attack with cannons, think it was a bomb though. It's also why everyone assumed he was dead since the rest of his crew died in the blast.

>>169227306
It's an invented language anon.

>>169227306
Im pretty sure that Yas is using some ancient Ionian language, but it's similar in phonetics to japanese.

I dont speak or read it, but thats what i got from the wiki. He is probably saying "Not so fast!"

Is Sona a big girl?

>>169227306
I'll take the bait. Yasuos quotes are not from an actual language they are in-lore based off Ionia

>>169227543
Aatrox wasn't ever good, I remember people spent weeks trying to figure out how to make him work on release.

>>169227716
this is a really good translation actually, I like that.

>a 'new' game mode on the pbe
>its just fucking poro king again
THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST MODE
STOP BRINGING IT BACK

>>169225652
He doesn't remember the original olafed.

>>169227794
Pretty sure he was cancer at one point since sustain tanks are cancer and at least Vlad has CDs unlike AAs

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Why is her minimum size so large? Do you think she makes them even bigger because she likes all the stares she receives?

>>169227949

DUDE POROS LMAO XDXD D D ADF KDFJG SKDF VQERKJV WHR FGVWEIRJG DERUGNESKFVKSDF UVHDBFKJVBWDUFBVDMF VUE

>>169227762
Doesn't people from Ionia speak the real life Ionian language like Karma speaks the actual language.

Is there anyone else on twitch who streams league and doesnt bitch all
game? I try to watch doublelift to learn some adc, or his mindset behind
his plays, but all he does is complain.

Its like a perma-salted Oddone

>>169227987
he was cancer for 15 minutes with feral flare
>>169228053
PORO KING IS LITERALLY JUST ARAM WITH A WEAKER MOVING TURRET
DELETE THE FUCKING GAME MODE

>>169227949
poro king is better than like aram

+1 eufag for vg vs vg pw vidya

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>>169227968
forgot the pic
>>169227794
DIVE META
I
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M
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>>169227306
See I can translate some Yasuo for you.

Hasagi = I am in extreme pain please end my suffering

Sorye ge ton = Please don't try to towerdive with me again we are zero and seven

Aseryo = The mid just pinged that the jungler is on their way please stop trying to poke them under tower

Face the wind = ff@20

>>169227949
>urf finally comes back after so many months
>ruin it by just giving us poro meme even tho we had that shit for like 6 weeks already

>>169228082
Imaqtpie is the only one I know

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>no jayce nerfs
>no varus nerfs
>no adc buffs
>warlords nerfed
>no camille or leblanc nerfs
>no buffs in general except chomeme

>>169228142
aram isnt an rgm, and poro king is essentially the exact same thing as aram but with nunu every 3 minutes
>>169228196
>urf finally comes back after a YEAR
>its arurf again instead of just regular urf
S T O P
T
O
P

>>169228224
He bitches but he does it in a jokingly way

>>169225997
>I do but I don't really know what skin I want yet
you can write for me, and tell me after what you want, i've done that before too.
Also, it doesnt have to be a skin, can be something else, like a ward skin or an icon, etc.

If you're interested, post your IGN.

>tfw have relatively slow computer
>use old client because new client lags like hell

i am going to be so pissed if one day i am forced to use the new one

>>169228037
most likely, when she really wants to impress she brings out her large twin hemipenises

>>169228082
>Perma-salted Oddone
I swear to god, every single time i've tuned into his actual League playing he's losing a match and being salty. I've never actually seen him win.
I love his non-League content though, I miss XCOM time.

>>169225928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1umzWUjghlQ

I need to know if it's worth cleaning up the plethora of spelling and grammar errors.

>>169228261
ARAM is garbage balance wise and not fun

in poro king you can ban shit champs that ruin it like sona, also there's a lot more fights more often and melees can actually fight since poro toss isn't gutted

>>169228417
/r/ing the jpg where odd one gets btfo'd in chat by random zed

>/lolg/ is actually discussing the game

Wow waifufags must be asleep

Don't wake them up.

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>>169228643
Yorick threads ward off all the waifu fags. It's science.

>>169228643
I'm here, but I don't spam posts about my waifu

>>169228643
I keep my discussion and my waifu fagging separate. I can switch if you'd like.

>>169228242
this was legit the worst patch since this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4u21_zBif8

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>>169228416
She can bring out whatever she wants as long as she keeps her air bladders huge

>assault and battery still not able to be CC'd and stopped
>cleansing it doesnt make vi stop

Wew lad, I sure do love having near every ADC in the game made obsolete by champions that build tforce into full tank and instantly kill me

>>169228735
>Implying Yorick isn't just a waifu for faggots.

>>169228323
you already have me added guro anon. I'll type up a little something tonight and touch it up tomorrow morning for you.

anyone else watch ls's video on 7.4?
That chogath part about the morphine had my sides gone.

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>>169228823
touche

>>169228813
I don't build Shyvana triforce into full tank.

I build her triforce into titty hydra into full tank.

Help, /lolg/ I need a good champ to int with! Quick!

>>169228898
might be the most hilarious patch review yet

>where the fuck are the le blanc nerfs?

>>169224141
>assassin
shes a burst mage you shit fuck
whie youre not wrong even then, the issue was damage was too fucking much

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>>169228984
bard

don't just int. troll your allies with your ult.

t. pic related

>>169228984
Karthus

Sion

Kog Maw

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>>169221641

xth for Cute Vi

Everything is Fine Edition

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I wanna cuddle and protect Lulu!

>pre season
>we are buffing the damage masteries, dey are too weak

>literally a month and a half later
>we are nerfing the damage masteries, dey're too storng

>>169228082
Singed420
Sirchez

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Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!

>>169229127
>Karthus
Holy shit I can spam guitar solos after death. What a genius!

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>want to see lane opponent's pick before I pcik
>they're always a lower pick than me
>every
>fucking
>time
>unless I get fifth pick on red side, which almost never happens
Thanks rito

>>169228984
sion

build swifties, frozen mallet, bloodthirster, anything that makes you sticky

>>169229163
>literally no one complained about those masteries
>but everyone complain about top lane being a wet noodle fight between shen and maokai

literally I don't even know what they're thinking anymore

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I wanna cuddle 3D Jinx

>>169229426

I'm pretty sure riot doesn't play this game. They just update things at random and blow their money and coke and hookers.

>>169229458
even if her breasts are 2d?

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>niggas thinking yasuo is japanese
>when its actually spanish

>ASERLO
>SOY REGGAETON
>ASE AKI

the nigga is just a standard drunk beaner, except hes also a weeb

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>>169229117
>only 91k
this is my old permabanned account

after a ranked reset and match history removal (which took off ~400k of this number) because usage of client side skins is against the rules

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>>169229458
I really wanna not look like 3D Jinx

>>169229523
I mean apparently they have actual silver players in their balance team.

>>169229426
i'm convinced they will never do a good patch ever

this fucking warlords nerf is like 2 months late, no one is playing caitlyn or twitch anymore you fucking faggots

>>169229416
You only need to play 3 heros in lego legends. Ad/ap counterpick and blind pick. For blind ad:jhin varus, ap: viktor syndra, top: renekton maokai poppy, jungle anything, support: zyra malz nami janna

>>169229426
>riot will never, ever go to pre season 1 meta where it was tank/mage bottom lane
>competitive play will always just be the same 2-3 retarded tanks fighting against eachother for half an hour

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I wanna fly with Lulu!

>Have IP
>No more champs I actually want to buy anymore
Feels empty desu

>>169229685
>no one is playing caitlyn or twitch anymore
What? Cait whatever, but Twitch is the hardest AD carry if I've ever seen one.

>>169229541
What kind of godless heathen wouldn't

>>169229632
Then your looks are irrelevant to me then (unless you're really cute I take that back)

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>>169229541
Her nipples will be more sensitive, which makes sucking them even better.

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Best girl.
Best pillow.
Best wife!

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>still no cute twink bf

why live?

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>Pick early game champ
>Game stretches to 40mins
>Pick late game champ
>Game ends pre 20mins

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>>169229872
Even better!

I WANT TO FUCK AN ANIMAL (NASUS)

Have you ever been banned? If so what were you banned for and how long?

>>169230080
permanent
twice
flaming
players cant handle the truth

>>169229993
as a cute twink that just broke up with his bf, i would advise against that

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Have you ever lost so bad you wanted to quit the game and knock everything off your desk?

>>169229606
>client side skins is against the rules
are you fucking serious?
who am I hurting by doing this besides riot's shekel department who can't even make good skins for preferred champions?

>>169230165
Don't worry ImThem, you'll get them next game.

>>169230140
>implying

im not the type to get dumped, sadly I cant find any qts are are actually gay

Can you stop picking quinn top and doing less damage than the ivern? pick a tank? thanks.

>>169230305
but lethality and one shot roams dude

>>169230165
Once or twice. They were really fucking memorable losses though, once with Vayne (I have lost a "friend" that day) and another time with something else, I think I was support or idk. But I know I lost so hard I went on a rampage of intentional feeding, I think I lost my mind.
But yeah, that Vayne game definitely happened, I don't even know why. I just know it was an EXTREMELY frustrating game, me and my group of dudes I was playing with, we literally disbanded after that. All I remember is that they had a Voli jungle, holy fuck, I remember I almost cried after that game,

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>tfw you finally find a champ you are actually good at

I'm gonna climb quick with this lanky boy

>>169230552
yeah maybe from bronze to silver

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>>169230165
>yas
>grag
>trist
well

>>169230238
absolutely
i even went to the effort of reading the terms of use, end user license agreement, and the "rules" so to say.
The way its laid out means
>any software, hardware, or third party source that interacts with the client in any way shape or form is subject to violating the terms and conditions
but wait, that means OBS, fraps, mods and much more. well never fear, riot had a solution
>thread explaining what is and is not okay
>but not citing anything specific
yeah anything that so much as touches the client is allowed to get you banned. even a mobile app using the league api cannot touch it (and clearly it does)

Also ranked match

>>169226546
>implying you can dodge her chain too
that thing that a hitbox bigger than fucking thresh hook

>stormraiders gives you 75% slow resist
>swifties gives you 25% slow resist

so does this give you a master yi ult?

or is this like other random stats that are worse when you mix em like old abyssal and void staff?

>>169230616
more like from silver to higher silver :^)

>tfw ivern sucks in low elo

feel bad man, i cant win with the guy. I go 1-1-12? lose

2-1-17? lose

2-2-16? lose

>>169230703
technically the number get smaller as you improve in ranks. So the "highest" silver is silver 5. GL.

>>169230680
i am 99.9% sure it's multiplicative and not additive, so you'd have high resist but not 100%

>>169230847
practice tool it for me bby?

So /lolg/ the new patch is out, what are your opinions? Did they target the right things?

>>169230810
because you need something to balance and protect you from every kid dog and their grandma's 100-0 abilities

>>169224224
Ok that was fun.

It was well done.

I'm new to these games, can you post some more? The best ones you encountered, they seem like a fun journey to click trough.

It's not even getting me horny that much - it's just somehow dopamine rewarding.

if you're d5 or below you're basically gold

>>169231191
If you're not faker you're basically gold

>>169227794
he was picked as a cheese strat a few patches after release because of the early towerdive power. basically you got the kill and snowballed, or you fucked it up and lost the game

>>169230735
He sucks low elo, because when you put bush into adc to remove vision he runs away from it or starts to auto attack minions from it immediately.

When you bush in their path so that they could enter it to remove vision they go around it.

When you shield them they just run and never use it to slow enemies.

When you root your fighters never use it to attack to enemies.

When you give free buffs they let them waste.

It's really unfun to play ivern low elo.

Most of your power comes from fucking enemy jg-ler, keeping your team safe in team fights and buffing team with extra buffs.. but they just waste all that.

>>169231218
this is faker speaking through translator
have fun with your monkey players
maybe next time you can rent more koreans and win a tournament
our bronze league could beat your diamond league playing one handed and blind

>>169231327
yeah its unfortunate, i love the guy and i never jungle at all but he makes it fun

but after laning phase every time my carries cant carry and im left just throwing e's out and putting bushes down hugging tower because my carries cant position, and no matter that i used locket, redemption, and e on them they still feed

>call Braum a retard to dying to tower aggro
>Braum: we just won a teamfight and it was an execution so it's not total loss
>tell him he should have realized to get out of tower range a lot sooner
>he tells me he's going to report me after the game and doesn't care if I'm good with Kha'Zix

Calling him a 'retard' was the one negative thing I did all game. I always said "thanks" and "good job" whenever teamfights went well or someone did something life saving. I just hate seeing someone potentially throwing a game and sometimes lash out. We still won the game.

Am I gong to get punished?

>>169230638
EULA was mistake. Too bad software consumers were beta student cucks who swallowed this bluepill and turned industry standard rules into such bullshit..

>>169231554
no, you are fine

but youre still a huge faggot getting made over an execution

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/vg/ custom come have FUN

pass: vidya

>>169231748
come have fun with a bunch of autists that do nothing but bitch the whole game while feeding yeah

WHERE'S THE EDGE ON NIGHT HOTFIX

I WAS PROMISED THIS FUCKING BUSTED ITEM WOULD BE GUTTED TODAY BUT IT ISN'T.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>169231554
you're probably fine

don't be such a bitch, it's a video game and it's just an execution

not worth tilting your team over

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>>169229727
I want Lulu to fly off a cliff and die

>>169228439
Why is it in a vocaroo?
Also, post your IGN, we'll talk there, so we avoid shitflinging.

>>169231554
>execution
>make your player feel stupider than they already do over it, risking them tilting and costing you the game
you must be a pretty shit jungle

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Sucking dick is the only thing I know how to do

>>169229010
LeBlanc is getting fucking dumpstered on PBE right now.

ricklessabandon is giving SmashGizmo a run for his money in fucking destroying a champion

>>169227507
>it literally ticks slow enough you can walk out of it
>multiple champions have on-hit that just stun him
good one. i like galio too.

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Bad supports:
-Bard
-Braum
-Lulu

remember the Three B's

>>169232254
Room?

>>169228439
I very much doubt he wants to listen to your faggy voice while he spanks his meat anon

>tfw your team actually co-operates after the laning phase

god damn this game is bullshit because i know it will never happen again for another 1000 games.

>>169230735

Duo with a top laner as ivern tell him to play a bruiser champion that can get in. (Riven, Darius, Jax, Fiora etc..)

Play ivern and shield him as he never dies.

collect free ELO and salty tears about how they can't kill him.

>>169230037
>pick mid game champ
>game disconects

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get fukt you retard pick leblanc and then complain about my titty cho jungle when i beat you and win the match lmao.

When do the rotation modes actually begin time wise? 2 pm EST?

I swear the enemy teams champions do more damage than when I play then

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>>169231693
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/legal/termsofuse

Refer to "Code of Conduct", section ix

>>169232254
*unzips dick*

>>169232254
Ok *cum*

Supports that often have a terrible laning phase, but end up being very good once laning phase is over:
-Lulu
-Braum
-Bard

I have never had a Braum that I didn't rage at or accuse of being useless during laning phase.

Why is Lux so hard for me to play? I've played dozens of games with her and my winrate for her is like 19%. I don't get how people are so good with her. Shes easily one of the most difficult champions I've ever used. I need some advice and tips, please.

>>169232662
kill yourself.

>>169232743
learn how to land a skillshot bronzie

>The closer I get to breaking out of silver the stupider my teams are getting.
This is fucking awful, the people I was matched with in silver 3 were better than this, it's a miracle these people can even breath, let alone manage to "play" the game.
>1 win away from promos to G5.
>Yasuo mid running ignite feeds their Ahri.

>>169232254
Sonas midriff is underappreciated

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>>169232821
>tfw there are actual people in Silver 1, Gold 1, and Plat 1 that throw on purpose so people don't win promos or able to climb.

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/vg/ vs. /vg/ BETS!

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reminder that you go fat or go home

>>169232367
Had a game like that today, it was magical. Talking in chat about who to pick off, grouping and rotating between objectives, everyone agreeing on calls and fights, people properly sieging towers, focusing and peeling for each-other.

>>169232743
your laning phase is really strong since you can oneshot people after your first back
try to surprise people with the fact that your q goes through the first hit
aim for the carry from non warded spot

Does anyone have the female champion hips graph? I can't find it anywhere.

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>>169231693
>>169232556
>ix. Using any unauthorized third party programs, including mods, hacks, cheats, scripts, bots, trainers and automation programs that interact with the Software in any way, for any purpose, including any unauthorized third party programs that intercept, emulate, or redirect any communication between the Software and Riot Games and any unauthorized third party programs that collect information about the Game by reading areas of memory used by the Software to store information;
section x then outlines
>x. Accessing or attempting to access areas of the Game or Game servers that have not been made available to the public;
so basically anything that even so much as touches league is subject to account termination

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>>169232156
Partly so that other people wouldn't actually go through all of it, partly for memes like
>>169232351

Although I did write down the script anyway. I don't feel like logging into Legal Legends right now so if you can talk over disfag I put my info in the image.

>>169228242
>warlords nerf
Good. I hate that fucking mastery. Makes it really difficult to take fervor and not get shit on in lane when all your trades don't matter.

Remember this in journal of justice?

Noxus invades Ionian. Jarvan was like you can't do that! Then J4 was like h wait my dad says I can't interfere carry on then. Then Noxus laughed at him.

>>169232770

Braum can't secure kills at level 2 or 1 without Flash. I don't like laning with a Braum because I know if I play with Braum I'm not getting kills unless the enemy is stupidly diving me while marked with Braum's passive.

>>169233261
someone needs to make a vagina tier graph at this point

>>169233331
First time reading Terms of use?

Pretty much every big game has these all encompassing statements in them allowing the devs ban for pretty much any reason

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>ranked
>stomping enemy
>everyone won lane
>have jungle rumble who's doing questionable things
>who cares he's getting carried
>kill their jungler and proceed to get free baron to push to end
>rumble flashes out of the back of the pit and suicides to their mid-laner instead of smiting
>we lose it to Ezreal ult
>"Rumble why didn't you just get the baron?"
>"oh you flame so i afk now"
>sits in base dancing until we ultimately lose because it's 4v5

Some people are not mentally strong enough for this game.

>>169222363
>Kled
>Unbearable to listen to
Don't-don't you ever say those words in conjunction again unless you put an "isn't" between them.

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>its another "the hoods ruins the vg" episode

>>169233331
They literally reserve the right to revoke your account access at any time for any reason or no reason. This is standard for games nowadays

>>169232963
>not a single good player

what a waste of time

>>169233663
Shouldn't have flamed the flame master

>>169222363
>unbearable to listen to for more than a minute
kys yourself

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Will the new Doran's Shield be a sleeper OP starter item on botlane marksmen and how long will it take the shitters here and over in korea to catch up to it?

>>169234060
yordles are literally the reason i turned champions voices off, fuck off you pedophile animal fucker

>ever letting hoods play vg vs vg

literally ALWAYS a waste of time for both teams

UGH THOSE FORCED META SHIFT ARE KILLING ME
I really don't know what to play anymore. I just feel like Kenchin top jungle and support, nothing else. Tired of this shit balance team made of fatty and emo retards

Kleds vo is surprisingly good t b h

>>169234182
Not sure without the lifesteal

>>169234182
There's zero way it hits live the way it is now. Meddler even said himself it's highly situational.

You're probably gonna see those base regen numbers halved at the least.

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>>169234184
>all the yordles have fairly normal voices, save for Lulu, Kennen, and maybe Teemo

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>Before staring into the Void, Malzahar used his seer abilities to wow Shuriman crowds as he toured with a traveling fair from town to town. In each new city, he’d ask for a brave volunteer from the audience to stand against a circular wooden target, affixing their wrists and ankles against it with snug straps. Hoisting the target into a spin, he’d turn and walk eighteen paces away from it, tying a blindfold around his eyes. Like lightning striking without warning on a cloudless day, he’d spin on his heels on his eighteenth step and fling five daggers at the target, each landing within a hair’s split from his volunteer’s body. Though he was a born seer and his ability to look into the future made it easy to know where the target was at any given moment, he breathed a sigh of relief as he counted the thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip of the daggers digging into the wood.
On a particularly lovely spring evening in Urzeris, Malzahar looked over the fluttering hands of the crowd, waving like kelp in the sea trying to get his attention, and chose a beautiful raven-haired woman with eyes like emeralds. He slid the straps around her delicate wrists, spun the target, and began to count… fifteen…sixteen…seventeen…eighteen…
…thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip – thunk.
Malzahar keeps the dagger that ended her life with him always, to remind himself that even a seer can’t predict the uncertainty of the future. There is always a chance things can change – for better, and surely for worse.

So, now it's canon that Malzahar killed a chick because he couldn't control his boner

>>169232963
all on TheHoods

>>169234307
HP5 contributes more to your health regen early than sword lifesteal.

>>169233595
They're based off of official shit, so unless Riot released nude models of all the champions it isn't gonna happen. But that isn't important, what is important is if you have any of the graphs?

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>>169233261
All I got are thighs man.

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>>169232873
FLABBY

>>169234364
>trist and poppy are the only """"""normal""""" ones
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>maybe teemo

your opinions are discarded, go back to luluposting you monkey

is urf enabled at midnight or tomorrow afternoon?

>>169234680
>urf
never understood the hype around this garbage meme tier mode

>>169234389
It literally says it's non canon. I am not exaggerating or reading between lines it LITERALLY DIRECTLY says that.

>>169234749
Fun

>>169234251
Honestly I'd say he has one of the best in the game, he has a ton of lines, the VA did a great job with them, and while he can be a bit memey it really grows on you. It helps that he has a lot of rarer lines you don't hear that often either, I've played god knows how many games with him and I still occasionally get a line I haven't heard before. I can never feel too salty or angry at the game as Kled, he's just too enjoyable between his VO and gameplay.