Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1000

first

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second for yoza

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I LOVE Kasumi!!!!!!!!!!! SO much!!!!!!!!!!! She's the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy 1k, /skg.

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Here's to another 1000!

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I'll just post this, I guess.

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Luvin' Hikage!

>>169207759
im so glad your abomination didnt make it in the OP, somehow it got worse

>>169207759
Thank you for all the Mirais.

I'm fine with this. Nice work Daianon.

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>>169207480

Daianon are you sure you're into Dai? That's an awful lot of Dokkan. Where is she on your Senransorter? Do you appreciate Hanabi?

It's strange how quick we hit 1000, I remember when we were at like 300. God how long ago was that.

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Imuposting in /skg/ n°1000!

>>169207480
Shit image.

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Time flies.

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Nice pic, DaiAnon. Hopefully we will be sane when PBS comes out.

Now will you dare to enter the scorpion's den?

Happy 1000th thread, /skg/!!

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>>169207480
Happy 1000, everyone.

It feels like 100 was just yesteday.

Oh, and I still love Asuka, even if I don't get a chance to post it every thread

>>169207759

DELETE THIS

>>169207851
I'd like to see what you made for the 1000th /skg/ then!

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There will be no further arguments.

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Hurrah for 1000 etc

First for having cake.

>>169207938
Wait, are you the Kurohoro guy? If so where have you been?

>>169207480
Hey, this sucks. Really, it's crap.

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>Ryouki in the OP
I'm content

>>169207928
>Dainin has been going for near 500 threads since they took over from me
Wew dang

>>169207480
Someone post the webm of thread 100.

>>169208046
This isnt the 1000th thread though, about a year ago FF14 threads got spammed and we got knocked off and we forgot what thread we were on so we guessed it.

The real 1000th thread was last week sometime.

Oh man I forgot about the nintendo general sperging out and spamming splatoon threads as well

>>169208120
No. That is someone else. Though Kurohoro is my favourite NW, though not my favourite character.

>>169208234
...Storytiem? Is that you?

EditAnon?

WebmAnon?

BigBear?

...Brown Bear?

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

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Three years later, and I still love Mirai! I should probably stop wasting my life waifuposting though. But I won't.

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Where's the picture of Ryouna-chan getting her butt pinched in jeans? I don't have it!

1000!
I LOVE DAI
I LOVE RIN
I LOVE KATSU
I LOVE JASMINE
I LOVE SENRANS

>>169208486
Hi there. You must be new here.

>>169208486
Is DaiAnon really black?

>>169208047
Absolute shit tier list.
Literally would be difficult to make it any worse.

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We did it doods. It took almost 4 years but we did it!

>>169208702
I wish Moorai were canon

>>169208702
I have never seen Mirai so acceptable before.

>>169208725
>nah, been here from the start
Now that's a cute lie.

>>169208047
acceptable

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>>169208441
>five dead guys
Nah, there was a guy who picked up after Storytiem vanished around 250 or so

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>>169208702
>>169208819
>>169208831
STOP

>>169208304
That happened? I only recall the FF14 general doing that.

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Happy 1k /skg/!
Hard to believe we've been through so many threads.

Post any SK merchandise you own!

>>169208951
Ah, i think i remember.

Musta been hell for you.

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>>169208969
Sorry.

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>>169209098
I don't even know if this is the most recent one.

Oh yeah, it's still missing EV. But fuck you, it's like 10 PM here and I can't be bothered to dig everything up for a terrible potato picture

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>>169209098

>>169209393
This makes me jealous

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>>169209178
I coped by making the OP whoever I wanted and using quotes to actively reinforce my preferred skg memes while shitposting anonymously as usual
Forget I said that

>>169209251
That's okay. I'll forgive you since it's the 1,000th thread, but if it happens again, we're not friends anymore.

>>169209089
The dude who kept making /nintyg/'s wanted to merge with the splatoon general so the nintendo general guy kept spamming splatoon threads to get the real one deleted

>>169209393
There needs to be a pistol near the liquor to make this image perfect

>>169209518
Wow, I'm glad we're at least not quite that autistic.

>>169209393
Imagine the smell

>>169208702
are we boob doods?

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>>169209492
Okay.

>>169209796
Yes. But don't let Etna hear you say that.

>>169209630
I am in the UK why would I have a pistol?

And that alcohol is mostly on display, I almost never drink, all of that is what I was bought by other people. I swear my family want me to be an alcoholic!

>>169209518
Sounds like /ssbg/

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>>169209801
KAT IS BEAUTIFUL!

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>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will never be real

>>169209767
My room is always clean and tidy. Why would it smell?

>>169209796
Look at where we are. Aside from the two or three Mirai/Ryoubi fags we are all boob doods.

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For the 1000th thread can we finally acknowledge Miyabi's natural, feminine beauty?

I been applying lotion to my genitals and keeping them shaved for the past few months, think they are soft enough for Katsuragi to play with and/or tease?

>>169210552
Miyabi is the most beautiful Senran and the best school leader!

>>169210552
We'll do that when we do the same for the other 'masculine' senrans, not counting that one Who Wave that actually wants to be a dude.

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>>169210552
I always do that but sure.

>>169210784
Leon doesn't want to be a dude. It IS a dude.

>>169210920
Go wash your sheets Hyoki.

Reminder that every time you say "I love Hikage!" a Chikage is born.

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>>169210784
Miyabi is not masculine though. She is a cute girl!

>>169210920
Try to justify your claims of her being a dude with four reasons.

>>169211038
What happens if I say "I love Haruka-sama!"?

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>>169210920
Leo is a very feminine woman, more so than Miyabi. She just has a deep voice because of a curse by Hyoki!

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>>169211038
I hate Hikage! HATE!

>>169211102
She adds you to her list.

I heard the cool new trend is to wet the bed! Like only cool girls do it and you shouldn't even bother with girls who don't! They just, like, can't compete!

Remember: Trend setter, bed wetter!

>>169209518
Sometimes I wonder what kind of pot these people smoke

>>169211515
What the hell are you talking about?

>>169211515
Stop, Shiki and Mirai will believe you.

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>>169211515
>Like

Stop trying to make yourself more hip and trendy Shiki, it's not working.

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Rin is the true Queen of Cleavage. Who can compete?

>>169211515
Stop it Hyoki, you're pathetic.

>>169211729
Me.

>>169211515
Bed wetting will never be cool, Hyoki. Also stop trying to be hip by talking like Shiki you edgy poser!

>>169211729
no one. she has the most erotic boobs because of the mole.

>>169211729
>no bare armpits
what's even the point

Fuck Senrans

>>169211901
i'm trying

HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL is not allowed below this line!

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>>169211872
To get sensei pregnant

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>>169211729
She stands alone.

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>>169211729
Real talk: Do Rin's glasses make her more attractive or do they help hide her power level? She certainly wears them well but she also looks extremely good without them.

>>169212091
i find her scary with them on but she looks young and cute without them

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>>169212091
I can't tell, we need more data.

>>169212091
it doesn't hide her powerlevel, it puts her on a different wavelength of sexy. equal but different. rin's beauty is like that of a kaleidoscope.

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Each thread felt like a year, special and eventful in its own way.
We've gone strong together for 1,000 years, a whole millennium.
Congratulations /skg/, I hope your future can burn even brighter.

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>>169211872
How about now?

>>169212406
so clean and smooth

unf

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>>169212486
She's still young. No matter what she thinks.

>>169212394
You just made me realise that we still have quite a long way until we reach Sayuri's real age.

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BIG

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Happy millennium boobgen

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>box is scratched up
cute!
I love Haruka!
Happy 1000 /skg/!
have i really been here for over 950 editions?

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Leo is inviting you to bed.

What do?

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>>169212486
Putting food up in cabinets so Sensei has to reach up and grab them, stretching her arms to reach them!

Messing up Sensei's hair so that when she raises her arms to fix it, you reach under and tickle her armpits! Watching her explode in laughter before she yells at you, then tries to fix her hair again, only for you to tickle her again!

Cuddling Sensei in bed, then lifting her arm and licking her smooth pits sensually as she moans. She at first thinks it's kinda weird but also kind of nice, especially when you start kissing her!

>>169213321
Refuse. The only men I share my bed with are my nephews. Anything else is gay, yo.

>>169213321
Take up the invitation to suck her massive girlcock.

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>>169213447
>>169213468
Stop this meme. She has zero bulge. ZERO BULGE.

>>169213321
Ask her if Hyoki's been on it.

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>>169213321
Grab her magically enhanced Leos.

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I want a Senran with a good sized scar. It doesn't necessarily need to be visible normally like pic related, but the fact that it's there is what counts.

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I claim the 1,000th thread in the name of punishing and bullying Shiki!

>>169213717
I want a senran with one arm, but yours is probably the closest I'll get

>>169213794
I'll claim this thread back in the name of stopping BullyAnons.

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>>169213794
Stop bully Shiki, or you'll have 100 Shiki trying to kill you!

>>169213794
DELETE
THIS

>>169213593
>ZERO BULGE.
That's not really an argument. You can retract your balls and part of the dick (if it's small enough even the whole dick) into your abdomen.
So he could feign to not have a male genital!

>>169213826
Whenever I imagine a one armed girl, Shiba from Bleach comes to my mind. Having a senran like her would be great.

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>>169213794
Shiki is NOT for bullying!

>>169213998
Hey, I'm not a dumb bullyfag. I only punish Shiki because she's a bad girl who needs it.

There's a severe lack of Hikage in this thread.
Please show me some Hikage.

>>169214017
Not to that extent you can't. See >>169211103. Sorry to ruin your futa fantasy but Leo is all woman.

Now why she has such a deep voice I don't know, except maybe they thought that since her name is Leo she should have a really deep and powerful voice, even though she otherwise seems very feminine.

>>169214140
If you want to punish someone, punish Yomi. Because it is clear that she isn't learning her lesson anytime soon, unlike Shiki.

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>>169214174
Please handle with care

>>169214225
I'm pretty sure she hides her massive throbbing dick with Senran magick, just like they store their scrolls.

>>169214386
They hide them in their cleavage, anus, and vagina though.
Most senrans may be virgins but they deep.

>>169214386
And the burden of proof rests on you, /d/. Plus if she had a cock then wouldn't Hyoki know? And Hyoki hardly seems like she'd keep it a secret.

>>169214462
Don't forget that Yagyuu and Mirai hide their scrolls in their stomach in EV. This is the true power of Yagyuu's poochy belly.

>>169214321
Yomi needs to start feeding Crimson Squad better!
No more beans!
No more grass!

>>169214561
Right, I will have to do more in depth research and will come back to you once I gathered sufficient proof and a more solid theory.

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I just realized that I have very little Leo saved.

>"Emu" and "Ikalewdga"
>Furryposting, that-Kumo-image-posting
>"I love Hikage! Every thread!", "Luvin' Hikage!"
>"HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL"
>"I want to sniff Haruka's farts."
>"I LOVE Kasumi!!!!!!!!!!! SO much!!!!!!!!!!! She's the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"Haruka will never..."
>"BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH"
>"BIG FAT KAT TATS"
>"I want to nail Yumi! To a cross!"
>Shooting Bebe-tan.webm
>"This is Canon."
>Emphasis! EMPHASIS!

>Hibari's abused boyfriend
>Renka's Otouto-kun
>Ashiya's boyfriend
>Timid Anon

>Headpats, petting, gangpetting
>Engrish-speaking Senrans
>Senrans acting like their animal guardians, animalposting, snek, sneg, squid, bunny, etc.
>Senrans are into bestiality
>Hibbers
>Bully Hibari
>Kani-chan
>Yomi is a pet slut
>Haruka is British
>Haruka is racist
>Haruka is into /ss/ or Mommydom
>Oinker
>Shiki is a vampire
>Miyabi is a boy
>"Murasaki gets scared and runs away"
>Ryoubi's sentient Ahoge
>Ayame is Jewish
>Kagura works at Walmart
>Jasmine the boyfriend stealer
>Ushimaru is blind
>Reki's obession with paizuri

>Anonkovitch!
>Anonick
>Anoncito
>Son of man, children of man
>としあき

>AmericanAnon
>DaiAnon
>ColorAnon
>Ty the immortal
>Storytiem
>EditAnon
>WebmAnon
>BigBear
>Brown Bear
>FartAnon(s?)
>BullyAnon

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>>169214709
You do that. But until then Leo is 100% woman. And quite a woman at that!

>>169214898
Shiki is a semen vampire

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>>169214462
If they can hide scrolls in their cleavage, Leo can easily hide his dick in his abdomen with everyone being none the wiser!

>>169215217

>not just shoving your hand into her boob window and grabbing the scroll

>>169215217
That doesn't even make any sense!

>>169215325
It's boob magic, it doesn't need to make sense.

Oh shit I almost forgot about /skg/

Happy 1000th thread

>>169215217
I want to switch my dick with that scroll.

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>>169214898
Fuck you, I like animalposting.

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>>169214898

why do you always forget

>Anonchiiiin!

>>169215387
Talking about abdomen magic. They can hide scrolls in their boobs because all of their boobs are fucking huge. It's not rocket science. It's not even middle school science.

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>>169215406
Thanks
Have some boobs

>>169215626
I want my dick to be in that futomaki roll's stead.

Strangely I'm not in the mood for oinker posting, maybe you guys can help me and post her!

>>169216140
I can slap you if you want to!

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>>169216337
What have you got against Oinker-chan? Be nice!

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>>169216140
I think all of the oinker stuff is actually really cute.

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I wanna get a footjob from Miyabi

>>169207696
>feel depressed
>remember that yozakura exists
>no longer depressed

>>169214898
Somehow I've never made it into one of these

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing

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>wake up
>go to kitchen because feeling hungry
>see this
What do?

>>169216872
>"Damn, Haruka must have drugged me again."

Today is special so I put on my name!

Asuka is clumsy as fuck. She's so clumsy she stumbled out of her position as Main character.
Ikaruga is such a stickler for the rules even her own clothes do their best to get away from her.
Katsuragi thinks she's funny but her schtick is so tired even the rest of the cast is bored of it.
Hibari stands out as a ditz in a series full of ditzy girls.
Yagyuu is so desperate for love she's fetishized her dead sister and projected her onto her classmate whom she now wants to bang.

Homura's an unfunny insecure high school drop out.
Yomi only hates rich people because she isn't one and she has convinced herself she likes beansprouts because it's all she can afford.
Haruka is a rapist with mommy and daddy issues.
Hikage is autistic.
Mirai is a flat shit cat.

Yumi has less personality than a blank slate self insert character.
Yozakura is the kind of woman who is so caught up in other people's lives she doesn't even live her own. Maybe she should spend less time picking up Minori's shit and more time on her hobbies. Oh that's right her hobby is cleaning up Minori's shit.
Shiki is a wannabe cool kid who tries to impress people by talking to imaginary friends on her cell phone. She has her phone's alarm set to go off once every hour to pretend she's getting a call.
Minori's guardian animal is a hamster. Her brain is also that off a hamster.
Murakumo is so ugly even the manga characters she draws have to close their eyes.

>>169216871
Thats a good thing

>>169217116

>not becoming a dank meme
>a good thing

Apply yourself.

>>169217095
Continued
Miyabi wants to be hardcore but her mom won't let her.
Imu is an even bigger gayer mass of complexes than Yagyuu.
Murasaki is such a loser that her life centers around Mirai's shitty fanfiction.
Ryouna's big dream in life is to be a bowl of noodles. I don't even have to try all I did was state a fact.
Ryoubi's so insecure even Murakumo bullied her.

Renka is a pain in everyone's ass. There's no problem she can't make worse.
I'd do Hanabi but you're not supposed to bully retards.
Kafuru is a baby who tries to talk shit too bad all that comes out is goo goo ga ga.
Ryouki is such a shitty ghost even Homura isn't scared of her.
Sayuri is so old her social security number is 1

Daidouji thinks if she acts like a shounen protagonist she'll become one. Too bad the series forgot her a long time ago.
Rin is often Mistaken for Sayuri's older sister.
Kagura is so stupid she traded her god powers for a box of candy that she never even got.
Naraku is a midget who emulates the punk bands she saw on TV thinking that would make her cool.

Who waves are who waves. They're lucky I even remembered their game is a thing.

Happy 1000 everybody!

>>169217234
No thanks

>>169214898
I just realised that my meme that I've started like 25 threads ago is in the list.
Don't know how to feel about that.
Actually I do and I like this feel.

>>169217095
>Today is special so I put on my name!
Good. Now I can personally apply torture to you for being a suicidal idiot.

>>169217095
BullyAnon! I'm glad that you finally accepted your 2" dick!

>>169217095
>>169217250
All I'm hearing is that you really want to get pegged by Mirai!

>>169217796
Haruka is literal perfection.

>>169217250
>Miyabi wants to be hardcore but her mom won't let her.
Seriously, anon? This is all you brought to the likely most bullyable of the senrans?
You used to be better at this.

>>169218020
Oinker = Perfection !

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Congratulations on reaching #1000 /skg/!

At our current rate of waifu/shitposting we may reach thread #2000 some where around the year 2021!

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I just wanna say, regardless of the rough times we may go through, I love you /skg/. It's been a while, have a fat juicy burger on me

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This is the face of pure cuteness.

>>169218020
I wish I was even half as perfect as Mistress Haruka, she's the greatest.

>>169218145
Forgive me I only put it together today. I should have prepared better. Rest assured I will continue to bully Miyabi and all senrans in the future. For you I will make a special effort to bully Miyabi in the next couple of threads. Thank you for your support.

>>169218319
Can't pay attention to her face, those tits are too big, my eyes are immediately glued to them.

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>>169217095
I still can't get over that Yozakura's hobby is cleaning. What a fucking loser.

>>169218423
Dear BullyAnon, what do you think you can achieve with all these bullying? And why do you think that, assuming that these characters were real, you would get away with it?

>I wasn't early enough to HATE EVERY GIRL for the 1000th thread

Is this what it means to have no purpose?

hey can i have all those /skg/ logos in the OP Daianon?

>>169218652
It's time to find your true purpose in life Anon.
That might be to hate the majority of girls, or hate only one or two.

Whatever it may be, you're the only one who can find it. I wish you the breast of luck on your journey.

>>169217095
>Murakumo is so ugly even the manga characters she draws have to close their eyes.

Can Murakumo ever recover?

>>169218223
she keeps getting fatter

Boob Impact and Human Instrumentalititty when?

>>169207480
>Hanabi and Kafuru OP

Where's Minori for the retard trio?

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>>169211103
>>169213321
>>169213715
>>169214225
>>169214727
>>169214965
Leo is beautiful.

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>>169220120
It's because she's so lazy.

I want Asuka to reluctantly stab me in the heart from both sides!
I want Katsuragi to kick my head off my body!
I want Ikaruga to stab me across my stomach!
I want Yagyuu to strangulate me!
I want Hibari to crush me!
I want Yumi to freeze me solid and shatter me!
I want Minori to smash my skull in!
I want Shiki to drain me of all my blood!
I want Murakumo to order her wolves to maul me to bits!
I want Yozakura to flatten my head against a wall!
I want Miyabi to obliterate me!
I want Imu to crush and then electrocute me!
I want Murasaki to vaporize me!
I want Ryoubi to blow my head off!
I want Ryouna to shoot me into swiss cheese!
I want Homura to slice me up and burn me to ashes!
I want Mirai to pump me full of lead!
I want Hikage to slit my throat!
I want Haruka to euthanize me!
I want Yomi to cut me clean in half!
I want Renka to break all of my bones!
I want Hanabi to completely blow me up!
I want Kafuru to drown me!
I want Ryouki to completely annihilate me!
I want Jasmine to crush my body with an elephant and bash in my head with her pipe!
I want Rin to lacerate me!
I want Daidoji to rip me in half!

>>169220342
Business is not booming.

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>>169218710
Not DaiAnon, but here you go.

>>169217796
>>169218223
She looks like the oldest person in the game, to be honest.
More of a cake than Rin.

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SHIT I WAS BUSY WITH /TOY/ STUFF

MERRY THOUSAND SKEEGEE

MINORI IS STILL THE BEST ONE!

>>169220919
That metallia is pretty fat.

>>169218598
I bully because it's fun not because I hope to achieve anything. Assuming they were real I'd get away with it because I'm a badass,

>>169220642
sankyuu anon

>>169221479
Is it really fun to bully someone who doesn't exist? Isn't that just wasting your time. And I bet even Murasame is more "badass" than you.

>>169220919
I want to rub Homura's legs while she wears her sweaty leg warmers!

Happy Birthday, /skg/. Here's to 1,000 more

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>>169220446
>tfw your grotesque, niche fetish is canon and all the girls participate in it

They might look like cute young girls, but all of them have killed people before!

>>169221912
GO AWAY 3DPD ATTENTION WHORE!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO PRETEND WOMEN LIKE YOU DON'T EXIST OVER HERE?

>>169221912
Buckle up, boys

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>>169221912
Niiice~

>>169221912
Bretty good.

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>>169221912
>3dpd
>not flat

Begone, woman. Your have no sway over me.

>>169221912
Attention whores are the worst. Go away.

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>Another Yumi official art with nipple peak!

Yumi has nipples again confirmed!

Happy 1000 /skg/

Just 2268 more to catch up with KSG.

>>169222774
When we reach 8008, can we finally kill ourselves

>>169221912
Nice

>>169222959
>8008
>not 80085

>>169223084
I'd be lucky to live that long in the first place

YEEEOOOOOW

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Happy 1000th Thread Everybody

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>>169211103
>Leo is a very feminine woman, more so than Miyabi
I'm not sure this is correct. Being more feminine than Miyabi is really difficult, since she is basically the most feminine Sernran in the entire series!

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3572653

>>169223826
I don't know what I expected but I was still disappointed.

>>169223397
OoK pls go.

>>169217095
>Ikaruga is such a stickler for the rules even her own clothes do their best to get away from her.
No bully! What are you gonna do if Ikaruga can't be a bride anymore?

>>169211067
He's a wimpy man who cant stand regal ojou voice.

Can I say that of all the things to bother me, why is that everyone saying "Miyabi is super feminine" is one of oddest ones? Like you guys are forced to say that she is feminine or else she will kill you. Honestly, I would imagine that Miyabi would be bothered by it herself. She doesn't seem like the person who would like to be constantly be called feminine either. She would rather not be complimented by her appearance, as she wouldn't care for it otherwise if it wasn't for everyone calling her masculine or fangirling over her because of that.

>>169224102
>No bully!
You're kidding right? Also there's no need to worry about Ikaruga not being able to marry. If she really can't I will take responsibility and marry her myself so I can bully her forever!

>>169224336
Those aren't reasons why Leo is a man. You can't even properly justify your claims.

>>169224624
You wouldn't survive a week before she has trained you to be a proper, non-bullying man.

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I'm going to worship the largest boobs in Senran Kagura for thread 1000

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>>169225343
>Largest Boobs
>Murasaki
Anon, do you even monster?

>>169225569
Biologically, those aren't boobs

>>169224970
Ikaruga would try to get me to stop bullying but her clothes would fall off in the process and I would bully her for being naked.

>>169226246
She would disciple you for mocking her for her suddenly being naked. You are not going to win this war.

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>>169225343
You can hate murasaki but you can't hate her tits
Unless your a filthy flatfag

>>169226246
This is fine because Ikaruga is a closet slut.

>>169222487
THAT IS IT!!! I'M GOING TO RAPE YUMI WITH MY NON JAPANESE DICK!

>>169226790
There is a thing when tits are too big so they get gross. Murasaki has such tits.

>>169226954
This Anon was found later with a shattered dick.

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This is Imu, a professional lawn mower, part-time carpet muncher and infamous scissor aficionado.

Say something nice about her for /skg/ 1000th thread!

>>169227279
I think she is my favourite New Hebijo girl.

>>169227279
She has a nice sister

and I like her fashion sense with her shinobi outfit

>>169227027
Incorrect. I want to fuck Murasaki's tits until I get tired.

>>169226623
You fucked up. I know you meant discipline though. She can't discipline me though because I'm not going to sit on my knees while she scolds me. I don't play by her rules.

>>169226821
This guy gets it.

Do you guys want a display of Senran Kagura dakimakura?

>>169227878
How many do you have?

Hotglue?

>>169227878
Do it faggot

>>169227196
I want to biolate Yumi's oriental cunt with my american grade dick!

>>169227969
Ten

I slept with the Yagyuu one a few times. No hotglue though.
It will take some time to prepare though.

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>>169228174
Sure, post em with a bag of rags
You can hotglue the rags

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>>169228150
There's not going to be any biolating going on, but there will be immolating.

Speaking of dakis, where can I get the high res art of them?

uhh ah i'm gonna sneeze skg hhuhh

oo my nose aa uh hah

hah ACHOO

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Happy 1000th thread! You're all the real MVP!

>>169228360
Literally no where, they don't release it because people just bootleg it.

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Good job making it to thread 1000, guys. Here, have my favorite image of best girl to celebrate.

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Anons, let's train!
Let's aim to be the strongest general in /vg/!

>>169229014
I want to pat you on the head, and feed you home cooked meals personally!

>>169207831
You actually said this a thousand times by now, we fucking get it already

What is Homura weak to?

Is it headpats, ear cleaning, massage, or hair brushing?

>>169208084
I'm gonna put a baby in sensei!

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>>169230021
All of the above

>>169230021
Pretending to enjoy her jokes.

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Happy #1000, /skg/!
From me and my girlfriend Ashiya.

>>169218791
No, it MUST be every girl.
I promised my friend as he died in my arms that none would escape my hate!

>>169230021
Ghosts

You're all insane, tiddy loving assholes, and I love you all as much as I love cacti.

Quick! Post your favourite thing about your favourite senran!

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I hope my wife Fuga is playable by general #2000.

>>169230021
She's weak to showing her affection until she opens up, then immediately dropping it.

>>169230349
She has a pretty pink snout.

>>169230336
Where the fuck have you been.

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>>169230349
She has pretty eyes!

>>169230371
I thought we would not use thread numbers anymore after this.

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>>169230349
I cannot merely choose a single feature of Mistress Haruka to favorite, she's perfect in every way!

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>>169230612
If she's so perfect, how come she's always making stupid faces?

>>169230612
OINK

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>>169230349
Hot-bloodedness!
Also, the fundoshi and the tanlines! Actually, just chalk down Homu in general

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>>169229014
I'd help Homura train if you know what I mean

Or I would if I didn't belong to Yomi

>>169230737
How dare you insult the Mistress like that, her faces are a wonderful beauty that lighten up the world, they're anything but stupid!

>>169230820
I find the oinker stuff cute, we should keep it up

>>169230737
Possibly in a vain attempt to make herself seem less perfect. It doesn't work, though.

>>169230126
I don't own anything senran related but the games

>>169230978
Have you inserted something into your urethra yet?

>>169231078
...anon...

>>169230902
I want to take advantage of Homura not knowing how attractive she is.

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>>169230820
I bet Haruka makes pig noises when she smells food.

>>169231231
What if homu would know how attractive she is though?

https://exhentai.org/g/608829/acf99d7876/

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>>169230737
Not stupid!

>>169230468
Living life.

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Happy 1,000th, Senran Kagura General!

>>169228328
baping yumi with my benis

>>169231551
>being raped by a woman
lol

>>169232003
It happens man.

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>mfw just noticed Naraku has a mole on her inner thigh

>>169231991
no thanks

>>169231671
Well, stop living life and come back here.

Is your girlfriend doing good?

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Huge Homura

>>169232660
Well, it was enough, I guess.

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>>169214174
Thou who ask, shall receive.

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Oh hai ronpa.

>>169232885
yes, having lots of fun

>>169232003
>Not getting turned on by assertive women
SHIT TASTE

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>>169233619
Good.

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Here it is.
I don't have enough space to unfold them all in their full glory.

>>169234070
Which one do you sleep with the most?

Tips on making sure my parents don't see my titty mousepad package come in the mail?

>>169234405
I only slept with the Yagyuu one. My body pillows are usually bare.

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Happy 1000 everyone! Have my happiest, boobiest Yomi for celebration!

>>169234980
Stop living with your parents.

>>169234980
Stop giving a fuck

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>>169235082
That's a horny Yomi, not a happy Yomi. THIS is a happy Yomi

Would anyone like to give any meaningful words for this 1,000 thread?

>>169234070
Show Naraku, Kagura and Shiki ones more.

>>169235406
But Yomi is happiest when she's horny.

>>169235471
I never like you guys. I only came here for the pictures.

>>169235559
But I just put everything away now.

>>169235673
*lick*

>>169235471
I always loved you guys, I don't care about the pictures.

>>169235471
I want to fuck Hikage

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>>169235673
I appreciate the honesty.

>>169235471
I hope for many more games in the future, with New Wave girls in a main series game and the return of Busticated. Good night and god bless.

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>>169235630
She's happiest when she's eating beansprouts

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>>169236060
Hikage doesn't want to fuck you

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>>169236090

>>169234070
>people still use body pillow covers
Ya know sexdolls have gotten cheaper over the years, right? Ya can get them on amazon for like 1200-1500 dollars, and cosplay outfits are like 50-100 dollars each

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>>169236140
Happy Yomi is Bliss

>>169235116
>>169235216
Neither of these help me

Who would win in a stoic campy staredown contest between Naraku and Hikage?

>>169236140
What about her eating beansprouts WHILE she's horny?

>>169235471
The forced memes have increasingly ruined these threads. I hope we don't get fucked on PBS, though we're sure to miss out on all the shop-specific bonus merchandise.

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>>169235471
I LOVE MY BIG SIS

>>169236659
I don't think the world is ready for such an explosion of happiness

>>169236170
This will not stop me and besides she probably wouldn't care anyways.

>>169236642
Hikage would blink right after the contest started just to fuck with Naraku.