/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 General

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First for no bug fixes and updates for the bad goys

GET THE FUCK UP

You people need to stop using fak when bumping threads

Open all your John Wick safes

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>mfw the devs hints in AMA for something big incoming but they stay vague about it

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>>169201285
>last thread didn't last more that 20 post

just let it die dammit

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Someone explain me the reasoning behind AK and CAR DMR having 3.2 ammo pickup while 90 damage ARs have 3.04 and M308 has 2.11? Is there any advantage of using these ARs over the DMRs?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM

Anyone else seen this? Pure Payday ripoff. I think that's even Chains's actor?

>>169203928
for meme dodge and crits build

>>169203928
Consider which is DLC and which isn't and you will quickly get your answer as to why.

>>169204160
You can get 5 or less detection with DMR CAR though

>>169204463
>not having the cheapest DLC
How's weather in Africa?

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>>169204587
Goys are so predictable.

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14th for mistakes were made

>>169205384
Vastined pls

>>169204879
Looks like the autist is back

>>169204879
>paying $1 for virtual goods is being a goy

Next you're gonna tell me capitalism is bad and we should go back to communism and socialism?

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>>169206990
>>169206815
I have conditioned you well

>>169207586
skcah

WANKER

>>169210992
Sit on my dick pls

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>>169210992

How do I play kawaii heister

>>169215759
You put sode.

>>169215759
Only in your dreams anon you oculd play with a legit kawaii heister

>>169204116
this was 5 mins of pure "my paycheck 2 fanfiction, even though I haven't played the game for more than 2 min"

I wish trash woukd fi d a better way tk give codes

>>169219906
r u ok?

>>169220727
OOOO I'M MELTING I REQUIRE A BODYBAG

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Posts mains and let people judge you for what you main.

>>169201285
Previous thread for reference >>168877517

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>>169222154

what do you want in payday 3?

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>>169222154

>>169222154
Now that i think of it, there's no meme behaviour from scarface players such as animal masks and jacket player

>>169226825
scarface is still a fairly new character, only a few months

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>>169222154

Who genuine Payday experience here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98GFFkC05VQ

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>>169222154
Reminder:
>Payday 2 tier list
>A tier
Jacket, Jimmy, Dallas, Dragan
>B tier
Scarface, Bohdi, Wolf, Bonnie
>C tier
Johnny test, Houston, Sokol
>D tier
Clover, Jiro
>/r/paydaytheheist tier
Chains, Sydney

>>169230687
>characters tier list
xD

>>169230687
>Bohdi
>B tier
You could not possibly be more wrong

>>169231663
agreed, body is trash tier.

genuinely surprised people still play this

>>169230687
>Jummy
>Bohdi
>anything but bottom teir
move bonnie , houston, sokol up one, move chains up four, and move jacket down forever

>>169232451
yummy in jummy's tummy

>>169233218
I'd want to be in the ground too if my taste was as bad as yours

>>169230687
>steam forum tier:
jimmy, bodhi, wick

Always blame wick players when you fail your mission

>>169235278
What if I use Wick and I carry

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>>169229121
You.

I like you.

>>169239858
BLANKS

>>169201285
>chicano 88

why ?

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>>169240026
That's... Fucking low, Greta.

Memes never die

Ayyy bump

>>169230687

>Wick in unlisted S tier

Stop using faks to bump threads

>>169254112
what is fak

>>169255296
For the lobby's benefit it's best you don't know

Ignorance is bliss

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post best couple

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>>169256180

>>169256607
Remember when everyone thought Clover was ugly lmao

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>>169256180

>>169258350
She is still ugly as fuck, literally a old hag
>inb4
Fan art

>>169258350
She is though, her in game face model looks like man's
The hair is terrible too but that's can be forgiven

>>169259475
>>169259994
Is Sokol best girl?

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>>169256180
;)

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>>169222154

>>169230687
>anime picture
>dogshit taste

let me show you a real tier list

S TIER: everyone who was in the game at launch and hoxton
TRASH TIER: everyone else

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Post Jimmy

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>>169262432

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>>169262432

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>>169262432
;)

>>169264386
RUDE BITCH

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hsi5-338Fg
>mfw the devs actually added a wilhem scream in the trailer

Why the fuck does Scrap Metal exist?

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>getting random missed achievements
>A Long Night of Horrors
>no friends still playing payday 2
>public lobbies end by card 3 90% of the time
>fuck it, time to solo
>easy as fuck farming cards
>get to train
>LET'S BREAK THE RULES begins
>two dozers spawn immediately
>getting anally ravaged by trash cops while missing every javelin
>every time a dozer spawns the game spawns another
>finally get c4 to drop
>go down, gray
>AI starts and stops revive over and over again
>it's 50 minutes down the drain bonnie you fuck
>get up and drop medic bag
>saigadozer walks past the corner of the screen while using
>fucks off somewhere else thankfully
>run across tracks
>tazed
>double quick shot-noscoped by snipers
>muscle+partners in crime narrowly saves the day
>finish as lyrics come to an end

this game is literal perfection despite being objective fucking garbage

>>169271973
so you can stealth while your friends are afk like every other non-solo stealth heist and set off the alarm at the very end

WE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew1O4kSo_zI

Has modding finally gone too far ?

SEVEN BUCKS?! THERE'S HARDLY ANY CONTENT!

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>>169222154

>>169230687
where does hoxton go?

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Which stealth heists should I try with my friends after we managed to beat shadow raid? We are pretty new to the game

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>>169280776
Try the ERP heist
with me

>>169280776
Murky Station.

>>169280776
>stealth
>not solo

You may pick only one if you wish to maintain your sanity.

>>169204116
directed by the same guy that directed hardcore henry

ded

>>169280776
Yacht

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>>169230687
>Chains
>Bottom
Anime was a mistake

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Rest of the Paycheck masks when ?

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I pirated this game just to test it, but despite how dumb some mechanics are and how unoptimized it is, it grew on me.
I use the demo as a "front" of sorts to "emulate" the game on the Steam interface.
780 hs, Infamy XI (it's been like that for a while and i probably wont go further than that since it's not worth it really) and im starting to play One Down in a regular basis with friends.
Should I forget about my pirated progress and buy this game? Or is it too late to jump on the paycheck bandwagon?
i wouldn't have problems buying the game and using the DLC unlocker, in fact it would be a good thing since it means i wont have to manually update this shit every once in a while but for some reason i dont want to lose my progress
wat do

>>169299083
Пoшeл нaхyй, хoхoл.

>shitter """teammates""" won't help you up even though you're downed right next to them

AAAAAGH

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Bought a DLC, but of course I have to trust random chance to get the fucking hat. No, it's not the reason I bought it, but I still want it.

What's the best way to go about that?

>>169300878
offshore payday if you got money, otherwise just farm and go for other achievements to distract you

MEDI

Yatch heist is good but it's impossible with pubbies

At least Framing Framing is doable with a decent team

>>169303584
>impossible with pubies.
Literally did all the achivements with pubs on the first day.

>>169303584
>framing frame
>pubs
>implying

>>169303584
Yacht provides so many places to hide, even in the same room as the guard, it's not difficult. All this means is most pubbies literally don't understand how stealth in Payday works.

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>Brooklyn 10-10 is one of the worst heists
>Yacht is one of the best heists

Paydaytards?

>>169311964
>implying paydaytards aren't those peoples playing hoxton breakout only for the money

>>169313303
>playing hoxton grindout for money
shitters really do this?

>>169311964
I kinda like 10-10 though, it's different

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>>169311964
>stealth

>one of the best heists

>>169309660
Yach is actually the least paydayish stealth in the game. The whole level is full of guards on rails. It's a piece of cake tho.

>>169313303
Is that why I saw fucking everyone doing that yesterday?

>>169315141
Lots of guards are totally on rails in other heists. Stealth heists also generally give you a few assured safe places you can hold up in. At least one per 'area' you can count on and comfortably plot from. Beyond that, Yacht doesn't magically free itself from how stealth is programed to work on a basic level.

>>169316145
Lots is not all. On yach once you know guard movements nothing can surprise you

>>169316492
As I said, there's certain facets of the design you can always count on regardless. You don't need to know patterns.

Granted, that 5 guards won't suddenly show up in one room is a massive pressure relief on it's own.

>>169313957
he's not wrong though, that's no bait

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>>169317356
>the computer in car shop

What were they thinking

>>169204116
in fact, HE is chains.

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>>169262432

>>169322908
Strange, since I consider car shop on of the funnest stealth missions.

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>>169322908
>multiple guards path directly to the hack
What were they thinking?
It only detracts what what little there already is to Car Shop.

>>169328093
Not only that, as soon as you turn it on 1-2 guards are scripted to visit.

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>page 10

ONE

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>>169166978
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Afraid Of The Dark (halloween_3)
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And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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T W O Y E A R S

>>169322908
>>169324616
>>169328093
Your first mistake was assuming that Car Shop is a stealth heist. The game doesn't think so.

Your second mistake was ever doing Car Shop without a 4-man ECM team because the devs designed it with only ECM rushing in mind.

That's why it's such a shit "stealth" heist. Because it's not.

Oy vey

Are you guys enjoying your new John Wick safes? ;^)

>>169336521
I enjoyed 40 cents in my steam wallet, yes.

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>>169336521
>using the jew meme for something completely free
will shitposters ever learn

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Fuckin hell
HOXTON still has that one bug that makes him tell downed civs to GET down instead of telling them to STAY down
it' been a bug since they released him, which is even worse since they hyped him so much
back when they released update 116 i kept bitching about this here, reddit and everyfuckinwhere like an autist so they could finally fix it
come update 130,i come back to this game hoping they fixed it since they got the voiceactors to record new lines and they still didn't fix it
ffs at least reuse his "tell bot to wait" lines (stay there, dont move, etc)

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OFFICIAL CHARACTER TIER LIST
>S
Le Tricky Pickle Man
>A
Scarface, Dallas, Houston
>B
Sydney, Jimbo, Sokol, Hoxton, Dragan
>C
Jiro, John Wick, Bonnie, Rust, Clover
>D
Wolf
>Literally Fucking Die
Bohdi

Prove me wrong

>>169338440
>Wolf that low
i know he doesn't have many voicelines,but the ones he has are delivered very well (although they ruined him by giving him the MEDI- lines)
everything else is ok and totally not a meme lad

>>169338878
Wolf would easily be B/A if he had more voice lines

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Why the Hell does the Contractor .308 have the charging handle go back every time you fire it when the rest of the AR15s in the game don't.

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>>169338440
Did you just miss Jacket you son of a bitch

>>169341303
Jacket exists in another plane of existence and cannot be described with mortal tier lists

Holy shit fucking ecm feedback removed from stealth when

Fucking pubs ruining it all

>>169337330
The files probably exist, they're just not tied to him correctly

>>169343407
i really hope they fix it
i always play as hoxton and it bugs me to no end
especially when soloing stealth/crowd controlling, as no stay down lines means that he repeats the same 4 lines over and over again

Also my autism cant tolerate the fact that he tells them to stay down when they're already down

>>169343683
>>169337330
All the problems this piece of shit game has and you choose the tiniest one that no one else cares about

>>169343683
My internet is out right now, but maybe google a fix or DL PD:TH voice lines because that probably has it fixed

>Join a big bank DW pub
>Spawn up in the crane
>Everyone else is there too
>One guy is in custody
>4:30 on the clock
>Host restarts
>I crash before the counter reaches 0

I fucking love PAYDAY 2™! Please subscribe to my blog.

>>169345740
Subscribed ;)

>>169345740
unsubscribe

>>169344346
>implying overshill would care even if i picked a bigger problem

>>169345093
tried that,found nothing
some modder said that the lines hoxton says when telling civs to stay down (get down, get down en the ground etc) are duplicates of his actual "get down" lines, and since they aren't stream. files (apparently) they cant be replaced for the correct ones

so mod aint gonna fix it,overkill has to do it

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>>169300878
Yeah it was pretty lame, thats why they switched to the whole achievement hing instead which is a bit better, as long as you got a group to play with for the harder ones.

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TRUE CHARACTER TIERS
>TIER ONE
John Motherfucking Wick
>S
Dallas, Houston, Wolf
>A
PD1 Hoxton, Dragan, Scarface
>B
Bonnie, Chains, Jiro, Jimmy, Sokol
>C
Clover, Rust
>D (aka meme tier)
Jacket, Sydney, PD2 Cockston
>Complete shit tier
Bodhi

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>>169349957
>Bonnie that high
>Rust not in the middle
>Chains that low

ALESSO

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'member when R93/Loco was meta as fuck ?

>>169359071
>that ded by daylight poster

Overkill confirmed for sucking it way too hard

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>'Playing' on a difficulty past overkill
>Everyone else on the team thinks they can play like on overkill and run around out of cover and face tank waves of bullets
>Faced with the decision to go rescue them and die in the attempt or stay alive and die later from having to solo the heist from that point.
>Inspire doesn't help because they will always make sure they die as far from anywhere logical as possible

What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck do I even do? This is pure cancer.

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>>169365060
>tfw some people don't own the wolf pack DLC from since PD:TH

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>>169367285
inb4
>from since
Fuck, I need to go to sleep

Friendly reminder to family share payday 2 on all your alt accounts so that you can get up to four or five safe drops in one week.

>>169367447
Cant

Same like as playing on a F2P week doesn't give safes to shitters

>>169339428
Rounds in the transparent mag get emptied as well

>>169222154
hoxton and rust

>>169367635
But it does, you retard.
Family sharing even shares all the DLC you have.
I went on to buy another copy of PD2 for the account I previously family shared PD2 with, and lost access to all the DLC. I removed the game from my library and could access all DLC again, and still managed to get safe drops.

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>>169365060
reminds me of the countless pubs where I played with people that always kept going down and reviving them, however when I go down for just one time (1) everyone else goes down and we lose

>>169370281
That's about how it goes for me too. Though more becomes obvious I have the actual objectives and enemies locked down. When I die things start snowballing.

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>>169370281
>however when I go down for just one time (1) everyone else goes down and we lose
>not having messiah or feign death, or stockholm syndrome

Jesus fucking christ pubs are atrocious.
>Crew Chief 0/9
>Going into custody on fucking very hard even with me going around the map acespiring them
>they take medic bags before any downs
Above one is really great
>hm, there are two items that heal, one that has 2 deployables with 4 uses and other one which has 17 single-use deployables and i use both as soon as my health is not 100% BETTER TAKE LESS HEALTH

>>169372794
why were you playing vh

>>169376326
Because I was playing with pubs? Do you think those chucklefucks will manage anything above?

>>169376459
And these shitters were infamy 13

>>169376459
I regularly play death wish with pubs. I have no idea what your problem is.

>>169376459
>pubs
>choosing to play very hard
you were asking for it

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>>169376568
DW pubs flock a lot of retards too tbqh. But you never know until you play.

>join a panic room DW lobby
>Everyone is 0 infamy
>One guy is Russian, the other 2 are called Hussain and mcderp
>Decide to play with them anyways
>Heist goes smooth without any need of communication

>>169378727
I see you are a gambling man as well.
I too enjoy the rush of playing with faggots I have no idea about all the while wondering if we can make it through.

>>169378727
>tfw never get this luck
>instead get one level 50 guy with 0 skill points allocated
>literally just dies four times in a row instantly then leaves without saying a single word

>>169378958
You really shouldn't be playing with people on deathwish with no skillpoints used. No matter how good you are, you can't be of any use with no skills.

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>>169378958
>Guy with 2k hours joins the game
>Goes down once in a firefight
>Leaves the game

>>169379092
This honestly pisses me off more than newbie shitters.

Thinking about resetting my progress guys

>>169379092
Should have checked his achievements to see if he's even completed anything above overkill

>>169381651
>voluntarily grinds money and infamy

>>169381780
yeah you got me, I miss the idea that i was working towards things.

>>169381940
Do achievements with your buddies.

>>169382092
we're all bad at the game.

>>169382164
Why are you bad? Have you tried not being bad at the game?

>>169382305
very enlightening anon, I'l think about this as i reset my profile.

>>169382360
It was a serious question you shitter.

I'm about to say some cursed words
One Down Goat Sim day 1

>>169382629
Isn't day 2 technically harder with the poorly designed spawns by the bridge control?

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>>169382917
my mom goat

>>169382917
whoever designed that map need to be shot

1 spawn

ONE FUCKING SINGLE SPAWN FOR THE WHOLE WAVE TO ARRIVE

>>169383865
that doesn't soudn right. they come up the stairs from beneath the bridge and also from the fence side.

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How is one supposed to kill the 3000 bulldozer per second spawns on Prison Nightmare?

>>169390815
Pistol and AR builds can shred dozers quite easily.

>>169390815
Crit build, rpg, Thanatos. Basically anything with high burst. Normal dps works too since the headleas dozer is slow and easy to avoid.

>>169390815
Shotgun + Body Expertise

>>169393532
Body expertise doesnt work with shotties, you goose

>>169395972
Why the fuck did i write shotguns, i meant akimbos, oops

>>169390815
that pickle is in chains

don

>>169396558
>akimbo breakers never
>akimbo locomotives never
>akimbo judges never
>akimbo street sweepers never
it hurts

>>169397115
akimbo shotguns sound like the most broken shit ever

unless they just double ammo capacity and make them shoot twice like the other akimbos

>>169397180
That would still be broken though, you literally just double the damage of the standard weapon.

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>>169397115
>akimbo judges with HE rounds
>enter swan song

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>>169397180
>>169397424
b-but anon, they're akimbo shotguns

>>169397348
damage doesnt matter when you already oneshot everything, you just waste a shot

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>pub shitters want to try completing meltdown in 7 mins
>they don't even know the forklift shortcut

>>169398710
the fuck is that

i have completed meltdown at least 5 times on dw and idk wtf that is

>>169399110
There's a gap your forklift can fit through on the right just as you're leaving the first hanger you see

>>169399407
well damn, this sound familiar but i dont think i ever did it myself. thanks

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>>169398710
The best part is still when they forgot a bag in the vault, only to find it in the last minute.

Eat shit overkill, it was better when it was bugged to the ass.

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>>169397115
>akimbo macaronis never

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What plot threads does /pdg/ think will be left unresolved when support ends?

>>169405949
all of them

>>169405949
the mystery of the dentist's macguffin

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>>169405949
Jiro's son plot

>>169405949
What am I going to do with all of my skins

>>169405949
The plot of why they haven't repackaged a bunch of their DLC in to a cheaper bundle by now to entice people in to an older game.

Page 10, mofos

Should I mod Payday 2?

>>169413720
yes yes yes

>>169405949
THE secret. Overkill will most likely run away with the gage spec ops money before we get a shitty ARG.

>>169204116
>every heist is Payday

>>169413861
With what mods?

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>>169414186
fucking knew I should have make a screenshot of my answer the last time somebody asked for it...

>see stealthshitters playing a heist
>load in
>host in chat telling me not to join
>join
>get detected
>get kicked

Is there anything more satisfying?

>>169414186
these ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quw5VfpiDls

>>169414186
Start with QoL mods.

BLT (used by other mods)
NGBTO
VeloSync

Full Speed Swarm

>>169416048
Fuck off, Vastined.

>>169417269
who?

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>Uzi will never be best tier smg again

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What heister is he playing bros??

>>169420003
Rust

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What are some good weapons for just spraying lead around into things? I'm tired of the usual pack as much damage into a single bullet as possible meta, I want to go shooty bang bang on people.

>>169420287
FAMAS

>>169420287
Bootleg rifle

Someone clarify how Berserker works with healing. What does it mean it blocks third party regeneration? I assume it only means from other players.

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>>169420287
any lmg + body expertise ace
+surefire ace

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>Everyone on the team is in THAT mastermind tree
>Eventually we all have two hostage police
>Well okay this is inter-
>Waves walking in to the police and getting gunned down instantly

Holy shit this is brutal.

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>>169422476
Joker's been OP as fuck so long as you get a tan since forever, mayn
The only problem is when retarded faggots that I hate and never listen to me convert greens or gensec elites, they don't fucking have the armour they die in seconds god fucking christ

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>>169422773
>joker the first responders

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwEo8M9Gakw
>a lisping homosexual who can't speak english and a man have a conversation

>>169423118
>joker the bronco cop and watch him one shot everything

>>169422773
>wasting joker slots on tans
They all have infinite survivability even on OD.

What you want are jokers that can also do meaningful damage, aka. not tans.

>>169423257
Well either my experience is fucked or something but I've only ever had elites and broncos die instantly without killing anything

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>>169336259
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Cop Vs Cop (daily_discord)
Brought to you by Dragan.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>169423191
why is dallas actor so perfect ?

>>169423791
he uses medic bags to keep himself healthy all the time

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>>169420042
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little punk?

>>169421707
It blocks gambler regen

HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET

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>>169423791
aw, thanks my friend

>>169424098
he does pullups and runs 8 miles a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHB1qxqBsX0

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page 9 lmao

>>169431910
Nah, cunt. I brought a thanatos.

Or a bow with body expertise.

>>169432302
in what fucking world are bows automatic weapons reee

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Anyone got a solution on how to get better bots to work with big lobby?

>>169432640
yeah

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>>169432413
>hold down button
>bow fires
that makes it automatic desu

>>169433158
thanks

>>169433438
No problem sweetie

>>169433563
much appreciated cutie pie

What would /pd2g/ say is the most cancerous build?

>>169433909
Yours

>>169433909
Some kind of turrets build with first aid kits, using dodge

>>169433909
dodge build

>>169434337
>turrets build
>cancerous
Don't be ableist, anon.

>>169434665
It would be stupid on OD because they don't last 5 seconds, and most fags always eat the ammo bags for them

Someone post the gif

>>169433909
Anarchist suit

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>overkill makes tons of meme masks for shit memes
>no gold cee lo mask
disappointed

>>169434337
>sentry guns
>draw aggro and occasionally kill shit unlike pubs
>don't waste resources unlike pubs
>defend objectives unlike pubs
>can be sustained infinitely as long as you aren't shit unlike pubs
>don't spend the majority of the heist in custody or begging for help unlike pubs
>don't use medbags before going black and white, unlike pubs
>don't die on the other side of the map in the middle of no mans land, unlike pubs
>also allow you to set up and go AFK if you cheat/mod them for higher health/ammo when playing with garbage tier friends on VH
I'll grant you they don't do objectives but pubs don't either, so we'll call it an even split there
this game is terrible and having to play it on DW with irl friends who are too stupid to remember the shout/mark key exists, much less read skill/perk deck descriptions is the worst.
>tfw you whip up a script that gives them a fake perk deck that gives 800%+ HP, +400% armor, 20% passive HP regen/5s, and they still can't fucking stop getting downed on OVK and keep blaming desync because *buzzwords*

>>169438658
>Cheating this hard to make them relevant
Fuck off autist

>>169438658
>implying you can't go AFK and live on VH

git gud

I can't remember the last time I saw someone bring turrets on any difficulty

>>169439568
Last time I saw one it was a cheater that got rekt

>>169438658
Who the fuck are your friends. My friend is the biggest normie dudebro xbox player in the world. He only plays NHL and Rocket League and we can still duo Overkill and he even gets more kills than me sometimes. He uses an xbox controller on pc. Who the fuck are you friends with that goes down on Overkill with 800% HP and 400% armor

Do weapon mods drop with priority on stuff you own?

>>169437874
You serious? This meme literally came out this month.

>>169440658
If you mean DLC you own, yeah.

If you got 2 of a weapon mod in stock, it won't drop anymore until you put them on guns.

>>169439847
First of all, why the fuck are you friends with him, and second of all, how are you so bad that he can actually manage to get more kills than you? Sounds like you're worse than him.

>>169440658
You won't get a weapon mod after you already own two of said mod, so yes.

>>169349957
Sydney isn't shit? what is this

>>169441467
Yes I'm bad for not having top kills every heist but you have to cheat on VH because you can't carry your literal retard windowlicker of a friend

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>>169441878
Sydney deserves to be B tier DESU


-a Sydneyfag

>>169441467
You're confusing me for someone else, you jackass

>>169443404
False

http://www.strawpoll.me/12419628/r
From the devs

>>169446294
>88%

Spot the dodge shitters

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>>169446294
>lol nope

Just buff the shit ouf of them already. Back in the first game, they were a real threat, especially on undercover.

Now, they're shit and people enjoys bullying them with counterstrike aced on HB day 2.

>>169446835
>Counterstrike aced
>snipers
Gotta work on that bait anon

>>169446835
Yeah hold up just lemme melee them snipers from a distance.

>>169446835
You do realize people saying it's not well balanced are saying they're overpowered instead of being too easy, right?

I don't agree with that, though. Payday 2 is much more fast paced and has many more sniper positions on newer maps especially (Hotline Miami). They're fine as they are.

>>169446791
>Not armorfags being fucked on heists like Beneath the Mountain and Scarface mansion

>>169446937
do you even read? you can go and melee some snipers on Day 2 of Hoxton Breakout as he said

>>169448251
If you're using armour, you should be using either Kingpin or Anarchist.

You should have no problems killing snipers with either you have the aim of a sponge

>>169448326
You don't need counterstrike ACED to do that, just regular counterstrike, also some maps have shitty spawn points such as bomb forest, some maps have retarded spawn points, some have crazy annoying ones

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

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>>169448947
>he plays with music enabled

>>169449083
>How to get fucked by every single unit in the game in 1 step

>>169449178
>he's unable to see the "ASSAULT" banner

>being this bad

Call me back when you have more than 100 hours, kiddo.

>>169441878
Meme tier is basically shit tier, but all of shit tier is reserved for Bodhi.

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>>169448947
>not For the Kill

TheHeroOfPie

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>>169446937
>he can't melee snipers

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>>169453864
that was NOT the image i posted

ded gaem

>>169455192
ded thread

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Who /ERPforSafes/ here?

>>169382360
Would not recommend, I did it back during hype train after I hit Max infamy and regret it. then again I was already at over a thousand hours and was burning out from trying to hit Max infamy during the event but still.

Which heister is the craziest

>>169423257

On 1D 'Tans' do 220 damage.

I'm pretty sure the difficulty rebalance also changed enemy damage so you won't have weak 30dmg tans mixed in with 90dmg greys. All assault enemies on DW now deal about the same damage, tans just have body armor and more health.

Enemies you do NOT want to joker are murkywaters, they shoot nerf darts but are as hard to kill as a normal assault enemy.

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post sydney

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>>169464035

>>169464358
Kawaii x3

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>>169464035

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>>169464035

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>>169464035

Akimbo Uzis when?

>>169464035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwEo8M9Gakw

>>169472417
who the hell is this fag and how did he get to interview her

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Sorry i fucked up the last code a bit.

>>169472773
He's a nice guy from what i've spoken to him.

>>169473183
>AACEE-QQVTW-9A97E
Thanks

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I got TR66N-NLTHC-EW8F and LLB8E-HPM8Q-JK204 thanks

>>169473183
Got 36BJE and TXY4B. Thanks!

>>169473303
>>169473363

thank you for posting what you used!

>>169473183
Ay Ashley, can we ever get Jacket Character Pack?

1600 Penn. Maybe we go there for our next score

>>169473183
Chivalry and scarface pls

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Give me some fun builds to try out please

>>169474327
Dodge + sentries + shotguns

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How can I install both the PDTH Hud and WolfHUD at the same time without the game just crashing?

>>169474327
lmg spray. Sniper fuck shields.

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>>169449083
>He plays any game with his shitty /mu/ tier music