/hbg/ - Homebrew & Hacking General - 5 hours edition

i just got the game how do i leak it without getting caught?

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first

Tik Tok

cant wait to play botw on cemu

Reminder that DS ROM loading from SD was not worth waiting for.

>>169110240
>Fasboin Decor
what

Reminder to constantly harass Neogaf refugees.

>>169110353
Throw it in the trash

>>169110358
HORY SHUT

looks like we'll be waiting until the 3rd you faggots. God I fucking hate you all.

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10.2, HENcuckyou, Yiffy Lube, Cyber Sluts, MAHVEL, Vitamin, chink semen, Pokémon Moon titlekey WHEN, ePSP WHEN, f00d WHEN, Zelda titlekey WHEN...

Shitposting never changes, it merely adapts to the times.

>>169110353
literally just put the files up somewhere

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reminder

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reminder

>>169110358
HOLY SHOT

>>169110353
Take a picture of it

>>169110491
fuck you al bundy

>>169110384
Stupid fag this is BOTW Fake leaks general. Not some fucking basement dweller circle jerk about "homebrew"

hahaha FAGGOT.

>>169110358
big if true

Gamestop UK anon back, sorry about the delay but I was stuck in traffic. I just started uploading the game, it should be up in 5 hours. Hang tight!

>>169110240
Last thread was still fine

I can't take these fake leaks. I just took all my pills. I'll be dead in 5 hours.

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I can't take it any longer
I'm going to jump

Got the game yesterday wont bother in dumping or leaking anything

>>169110716
pic proof? Let us drool.

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"TIckets, please."

we want the tiki tiki tik :(

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Reminder to try your luck
https://u.nya.is/yprxtd.rar

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>>169110820
>Rated T
Haha yeah right. Knowing the ESRB, it'd be rated T if it looked "realistic".

>>169110841
Suck on my dicky dicky dick

Okay so my sister works at Gamestop and they already have them

Staff can play and whatever

She selling it to me for 100$CAD (80$CAD in retail) because fuck family, profits first.

Convince me to buy this game for you retards

I got the game. If this post gets 500 (you)s, I'll upload it

>>169110923
DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

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5 hours

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>>169110841
Have best Tiki

>>169111059
Your sister is scum.

>>169110923
>not valid win 32

Was going to help your cause.

>>169111059
>Okay so my sister works at Gamestop
No she doesn't.

>>169110613
I love the 5 hours meme, because there's the 25% chance that it might actually take someone 5 hours.

>>169111059
i'll post nudes

anyone know how to get a cheap wiiu

>>169111202
go to a store

>>169111202
steal one

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>>169110841
>>169111128

not even best manakete

>>169111202
five finger discount if you own a burner

So here's a question, for that random key checker shit does it use an algo that coincides with the other keys or is it literally just completely random? Because I heard from somewhere that if it was actually checked on one computer with the proper algorithm it would only take 8 hours or so.

>>169111157
Okay when she gets home I will post timestamp with the game copy sealed.

>>169111128
Fuck me, someone give me money, I will gladly leak your tiks or whatever

>>169111059
I bet you don't even have a sister.

If you do, do it, but you're probably full of shit like everyone else on here

>>169111059
there's no gamestop in canada its ebgames stupid fucktard

>>169110923
reminder that if your computer could check one key per clock cycle it would take longer than ten times the age of the universe to check all the keys.

>>169111059
Tell her that you will lick her box...

>>169111059
You're going to buy it for yourself eventually, so might as well buy it now. You get to say you're the one who leaked it, and you get to know you're a cool person.

>>169111296
sent ;)

>>169111059
suck my dick

make these faggots repent for the stupid hype surrounding ZTD

Take your bets now: Will leaker-kun be back tonight to brag about having the game again?

>>169111296
is it the EU version? if not you're retarded

>>169111481
canadian so no
he's just a stupid asshole

>>169111059
>i work at gamestop, the staff is allowed to play the games!!!!

no they aren't you dipshit. all game shipments come in crates and an alarm will sound and notify nintendo if it is opened prior to a specificed date.

>>169111471
He's gonna blueballs even harder.

>>169111295
its a 128 bit key, so 2 ^ 128 = 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 possible keys
Number of seconds in one Year = 365 days x 24 hours x 60 minutes x 60 seconds = 31,536,000

Lets say you can test 10 BILLION keys per second, every second for a year...
(not exactly sure how many keys you could test per second, but lets say 10 billion per second)
31,536,000 x 10,000,000,000,000 = 315,360,000,000,000,000 keys per year per computer.

340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 keys total (2 ^ 128)
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,315,360,000,000,000,000 keys checked per computer per year
(I've added leading zeros to show the huge difference between the numbers)

Lets say you can find the key after trying 50% of them, that is still
170,141,183,460,469,231,731,687,303,715,884,105,728 keys.

>>169111329
Oh you know what I mean, Gamestop and EB games are synonmous

>>169111384
No Im not lol I don't play adventure games, too time consuming. It's funny how desperate people are for a game being released in a week so I thought I'd offer my services

Program crashed at
33CD767701A2B25E0B06B7052807B419 746512975
W-what does it mean?

>>169111296
Just post it with a bitcoin adress, I can post in other websites with the bitcoin adress as well, some people will pay for sure

>>169111471
Yes

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>>169111285
Nowi is precious and easy my second favorite character in Awakening. But her name doesn't help the joke.

>>169111296
>4chan comunity effort to buy a game early to leak it
>But it's /hbg/
Hrm...

>>169111556
you just got hacked

>>169111471
I hope he change his mind and posts the .tik. The US one is useless to us after all.

easy official /hbg/ step by step guide to hack wiiu when?

i accidentally updated to 11.3 and now my 3DS won't boot

>>169111556
that reggie is at your door waiting with a chainsaw

>>169111604
READ THE OP

>>169111556
>33CD767701A2B25E0B06B7052807B419

Means you're a retard who downloaded an idiot program for dumbasses

>>169110930
I find that weird. Zelda's great fairies are almost always nude with their tits hanging out and ESRB ignores it entirely, but something like Halo gets nudity slapped onto its rating because of a hologram's skinsuit.

>>169111059
Nice story but I can confirm that they are already in stores. I work at Walmart and I seen them come in

>>169111639
you bricked. Throw that shit in the trash.

>>169111593
Boop!

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Even if the .tik leaks, wouldn't it be impossible for non EUR region consoles to play the game? Doesn't the Brazilian method brick the Wii U if games that are not for your region are installed?

>>169111059
I'll paypal you $50 CAD once you buy it off of her

>>169111604
Why, just let Reddit make them. They'll be extra retard proof as well because it's fucking Reddit.

>>169111639
enjoy you are brick

>>169111329
yes there is retard, there is both go near the borders

>>169111552
That's not the question I asked, I know all that crap. Supposedly though the keys all follow a specific algorithm and it isn't entirely random.

>>169111604
????? there already is one you fucking mongoloid it takes 10 minutes

>>169111556
Next key was real and program tried to extract game for real. Shame we'll never know what that key was.

>>169111639
Update arm9loaderhax.bin and luma

>>169111791
No, not unless the primes are exploitable which they aren't.

>>169111554
You should leak the whole game since the files we all have are european and an american key wouldn't work

>>169111759
You could easily convert it to loadiine and play it like that, loadiine is region free

>>169111060
WHY IS NOBODY GIVING ME ATTENTION?!?!?!?

>>169111759
No. You do need sigpatches from a CFW to run them though. Use Mocha from HBL if you don't already have RedNAND or the Brainage gay shit.

>>169111791
might as well make an algorithm to win the lottery then

>>169111552
But there is still a CHANCE

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>>169110240
you wanted to post that image so you made this thread didn't you?

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>>169111720
I honestly think it's because of the graphical style. Twilight Princess merely got T because of "muh realism", and yet it didn't did anything different than any other Zelda already did in terms of themes.

Remember, to burgers >cartoony = for kids unless it's outright porn. That was Wind Waker's bane even though Medli goes completely commando, even on WWHD.

lol neir would cost £100 in jap psn money cards

fuck that shit

>>169111986
>5265704C794F5275726D6F4D64696573
nope

>>169111547

Really? Because I seen the copy first hand.
Pretty sure managers can open them or whatever

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>>169111720
they did show the great fairy in the trailer

>>169111952
BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ATTENTION WHORES

So what happens after we get the .tik?

>>169111967
You need to pay to take part in the lottery
Here you either either get lucky or, most likely, the situation doesn't change.
Let people be happy with their 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance.

>>169111952
only 499 to go :')

>>169112007
wait a week like me kiddo

Is this BotW Eur version?
https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

What's the status of the riemann hypothesis guys?

>>169112131
Yes

How do I install and use DLC using the brazilian method?

>>169112058
>download all of these files https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>put title.tik in the same folder
>put on sd card
>put sd card in wiiu
>wup installer
>install
>????
>kys

>>169112131
>https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
yes

>>169111775
what's reddit? you mean leddit?

>>169112105
nah if im waiting a week i may as well wait longer, will have zelda by that point

holding off on horizon as well, both will drop in price eventually

>>169112058
we wake up

https://u.nya.is/xxmwpx.zip

If someone finds the key, use this to generate the .tik

>>169112058
we will be able to play Zorlda :3

>>169112041
What's with Nintendo making Great Fairies absolutely disgusting since Ocarina of Time?
Venus the Queen of Fairies in the Light World from A Link to the Past was a 16-bit hottie.

>>169112164
>>169112159
>got new MEGA account
>50 Go available
>told me BotW wouldn't fit in the storage
what?

>>169111853
So you just need an NA tik?

>>169112343
because it's a joke about drag queens.

>>169112416
no we need a EUR tik

if someone leaks the NA version they have to leak the entire disk, we only have the EUR files

>>169112409
>https://u.nya.is/xxmwpx.zip
It's because you are a stupid filthy french

>>169112301
The only reason someone would find the key is by dumping the .tik file to begin with

>>169111809
There isn't a simple one though

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>>169112461
How unfunny.

>>169112343
Have you forgotten the Fat Dark World one?

>>169112586
Sorry it triggers you. But that's really what it is.

It's not even the only instance where nintendo does this.

>>169112416
The files that leaked are European. There's no NA files out there. Using a NA tik with the European files wouldn't work.
We need the whole NA game or the Eur tik

GUYS I GOT THE GAME
IT'S NOT EVEN ZELDA
ITS ACTUALLY STARTROPICS 3

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>>169111556
mine crashed at 1DDABB5B47EB30C84F8A2269540E830C 3732115090

>>169112605
She was cursed though, alongside everything else in the Golden Land. She especifically asks you to kill Ganon with the Silver Arrows and Golden Master Sword to return to her hot former self.

>>169112343
The one on TP was petite and naked, also the ones on WW except the loli fairy were somewhat milfy.

>>>169106417
reposting this webm

>>169112709
correct

>>169112664
It doesn't really trigger me, I just preffer hot lewd fairies.

>>169112773
Ah yes, I forgot about the petite TP one! She was cute.
The WW ones, I dunno what to think of them.

>>169112709
Fuck thats a lot of work man i dont even know what to do if I do get the game

hope you fags will walk me through that when I get money

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>tfw noone decodes your silly messages disguised as keys

>>169112546
Yeah I mean if the key is leaked in hex format, which isn't unlikely.

>>169111930
is booting from a good SD card faster than booting from the hard drive? I got that sweet 256gb samsung micro sd by photoshopping my receipt to my S7 and I've been using it but I don't know if its faster or slower.

>>169113032
No, Loadiine is shit. That's why Brazil Method is better, I'm confused why people are even suggesting Loadiine.

>>169112751
Check tik file if you didn't ran anything after that.

>>169113032
It's about the same from my experience; samsung 256gb. If anything I've had more issues with installing games to the USB; maybe my usb stick is dying

>>169112928
there's plenty tutorials out there

once you get the game i'm sure people will love to help

To decrypt the .app files into loadiine format you have to use cdecrypt and have the tik, right?

>>169113228
Yes.

But don't.

>>169112968
>RepLyORurmoMdies
Cute

I thought the BOTW leak was a hoax?

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Is this the flashcard I need to play DS games?

>>169111567
>>169111296
Okay

1BQm9oGKhHgWsJqnduEr7EbqaptfGVohb2

dont forget to tip since I dont really know how to leak shit

>>169111059
i will paypal you the damn money once you send downloads
Just 100CAD, no more

>>169113341
>don't forget to tip

>this is the person you are going to pay for piracy

>>169113341
O boi are u srs m8?

>>169113362
Do you not understand? I need to give her money so i can get the game

I dont have money to potentially spot the entire community of basement dwellers

>>169113318
Yes.

>>169113120
only reason I dont use brazillian is cuz I already have liek 40 games installed on there and I dont really wanna spend the time deleting them.

>>169113341
>writing down the key
>it's not hexadecimal

>>169111059
I'll throw in a 10$ USD tip if you're real
No joke

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HOLY SHIT

>>169113341
Expecting troll, still not going to be mad. This thread is entertaining.

>>169113520
spoon

>>169113341
try harder retard. jesus christ

Reply to this post or the Switch will never be hacked

>>169113520
HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE TICK

>>169113341
I'd say pay after he shows proof that he has a fucking copy of the game

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old topic but..was there ever any bans or issues with people that got Pokemon sun/moon earlier than release date going online now a days? I've literally never gone online with it but a lot of my pokemon were caught before release date and my trainer start date is before release, too.

I know people got bans for going online before release (which was stupid ont heir part) but it's like over a year later now

>>169113490
and you are seriously thinking that a community that is waiting for the key to not pay the game right now, will pay you for that key?

>>169113582
Well yeah, wait for my sis to come home I will timestamp and even show my dick

Unhandled Exception: System.ArgumentOutOfRangeException: startIndex cannot be larger than length of string.
Parameter name: startIndex
at System.String.Substring(Int32 startIndex, Int32 length)
at ConsoleApp1.Program.Main(String[] args)


It stopped at 75BEDAB31E2AC3B652A16A1B55C88826 3341651360

I gurantee you 1000000000000000000000% that waiting for the tik is more fun than actually playing BotW

Did it leak yet?
I'm having trouble opening homebrew on wiiu. Is it because I got the newest version and need an older version?

>>169113662
>will even show my dick

There's no cameras that zoom in that far. Fake as fuck

>>169110715
I can't believe Link is fucking dead.

>>169113662
dude who needs a tik when we can get the dick

>>169113624
there was a ban for people who made hacked pokémon too

>>169113662
Show a working game with the disc, and then people will pay you.

>>169113653
I dont care, I dont even want to play Zelda lol

I just saw an opportunity to take advantage of you desperate fucks,

I will post the game when she comes home

>>169113675
>>169113129

>>169112542
>https://u.nya.is/xxmwpx.zip
What is this?
How do I fix this? Sync google account with MEGA?

>>169113675
Tested, not working

>>169113707
There's a reason we're on 4chan instead of playing video games

>>169113318
R4isdhc.com's menu is clunky but it'll work. Okamiden needs YSMenu to play for some reason.

>>169113675
it means fucking nothing and that the program is poorly programmed to use 32 bit max permutations

>>169113785
I bet she comes home in 5 hours

alright fags just finished ripping key, on break rn.

Enjoy.

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This is hell isn't it?

>>169113775
I dont know if she will let me open it if I haven't bought it, but ill take a pic of the front and back (with serials covered ofc)>>169113341

>>169111720
The ESRB didn't ignore it, they just think it's mild enough to not warrant a higher rating:
>The game contains some mildly suggestive material: fairies with moderate cleavage and/or exaggerated-size breasts
I also don't see any Halo games rated for nudity, they get T-M ratings for blood/gore/language.

>>169113898
Hit the gym, take a shower, get a clue.

>>169113770
That ban was for people who made blatantly hacked pokemon with impossible stats, or people who put items in the wrong pouch in the bag. It was basically a retard check ban.

>>169113624
Well, since you can change the 3DS's internal time settings, which many people do for Animal Crossing, they shouldn't care.

>>169113889
XD this is a fake key

>>169113770
Would I get banned going online now?

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>leakbro is currently playing the game and not letting us see anything
wow, what a jerk!

>>169113880
and to top that off, if none of those 4 million keys worked so far, it means you're shit out of luck because it's somewhere past that

>>169113889
>78647468697369736166616b656b6579
"xdthisisafakekey"

>>169113898
the worse part is our leaker wont even try it with cemu i mean if it doesn't work then im not losing out on anything

>>169113341
Holy shit someone sent me 0.015 BTC LLOLOL

>>169114045
https://blockchain.info/address/1BQm9oGKhHgWsJqnduEr7EbqaptfGVohb2

>>169113341
sent :-)

>>169114045
>>169114110
Blown the fuck up in seconds.

>>169114110
That's not me
>>169114045

>>169114004
if you don't have obviously hacked pokemon (ie. Hydropump Charizard) nope

>>169114045
>>169114110
kek, fuckin kill yourself you tryhard faggot

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>>169114007
>implying there is a leak and its not a hoax

>>169114045
>>169114110
ayy lmao

>>169113624
>over a year later now
w-what?

let's talk about parallel universes

>>169114346
in a parallel universe you already killed yourself

611A3C9C158BE4724AFF3B5D69500905 914948520

>>169114349
HMK? Is that you?

>>169114346
In a parallel universe, BOTW was already leaked

>>169114508
you don't even try anymore

>>169114346
in a parallel universe my mom's not dead and im happy

>>169114508
fake

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>>169113341
So here you go faggots my sister finally came

>>169113624
>over a year after sun&moon
>still no zeldo tik
life is suffering

For the random .tik generator I moved all of the BotW files into the folder, do I keep BotW's 00000000.app and the 3 other ticket files?

moar fake keys plz

>>169114594
You should join her in this universe.

ill give the guy who leaks the true tik 0.0148327btc

looking for a way to spend them anyway

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Damnit I have an exam the 28th and I'm wasting my time on a mongolese mosaic board waiting for a file so I can lay this game and not study for the exam anyway
My life is shit

>>169114349
I kinda miss this guy. :*(

>>169114346
Mario builds up the de facto .tik for 5 hours

you fags are such a gay clusterfuck. I've been playing botw for the last 4 hours. you fags dont deserve.

>>169114639
Maybe one of us will luck into it.

>>169114612
>my sister finally came

Tell me more anon.

>tfw this thread is shit right now
>have to stay here in case something does actually leak
This is horrible.

>>169114676
well i have a test on the first with no chance of passing
go study niggertits

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This is it /hbgbros....

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Uh oh guys, they key is frozen

>>169114740
you wouldn't even know how to turn on your tv, friendo

Man im so sleep deprived and freakkin stoned as shit. What the fuck man. I don't even care about botw anymore im so dead inside. I'm gonna brick all of my hacked consoles on purpose now. No more rebug for me!

>>169114889
yes but did you know,
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>169114676
Fuck do I ever know this feels. We'll get through this anon

>>169114948
have fun

i dont even have a hacked wiiu, nor am i getting the game on wiiu

i just want spoilers

What is the current preferred method for sailing the seven seas of Wii U?
Just the Brazilian method?
Haxchi + Mocha?

The things I'd do to that ice...

if I get 1 whole bitcoin, I'll leak the game. 3DEuN2RceigmxE4rbSabB1vtiMWG2neF5V
No not really.
I don't even have it.

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I haven't used my Wii U in a very very long time. Still on loadiine but im ready to change because its obsolete now. I've got a 32gig sd card and Im starting with https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/wiki is there anything I need to be wary of? Thanks.

>>169115047
I don't think the wiiu is buoyant.

3439303573656e646e75646573363831

bye fags.

>check the whole ds boot thing for 3ds
>compatibility list is ass

So whats the point if this again?

>>169115047
Haxchi & Mocha is fine unless you want to deal with redNAND

>>169115131
>3439303573656e646e75646573363831
>4905sendnudes681

>>169115131
HOLY SHIT

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HERE GUYS I FOUND THE TIK
HOW DO I UPLOAD IT?
ANYONE SHOULD HAVE THEIR PERSONAL TIK

>>169115047
SIGN_PATCHER

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multiple instances yo
https://u.nya.is/dktrzr.rar

>>169114612
>marrying your sister after she cums once

Well, I guess that's the best you were going to get anyway.

where's the source of the key gen?

>downloading the EUR BotW files off mega since I was a slowpoke
>get hit with a download cap for the first time ever
Well shit. Guess I'll just wait since megadownloader seems shady as fuck.

>>169114612
That's not me fag

>>169115251
BITCH IT USES 32BIT INTEGERS TO STORE THE PROGRESS ITS FUCKING USELESS

>>169115281
or restart your router

>>169115281
its not, just be careful where you download it.

look for MegaDownloader_Portable_v1.7 for no MEGA restrictions

I'm a mouth breathing idiot who knows jack shit about this, but would the .tik leak work for Cemu?

>>169114980
>tfw used to act winded and collapse in the middle of the first lap so I could go to the nurse and leave school early until the nurse realized what I was doing

man audrey drake's boobs are awesome

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its

>>169115251
you really have no idea how this works?

how do you know each of those instancs wont be trying the same keys?

>>169115230
>Buying TMS
Anon...

>>169115408
Yes. But will it run? No.

>>169115353
it actually doesn't store progress at all :) feel free to make a better one

>>169115382
>>169115394
>installing botnet

>>169115408
>implying cemu works
but yes

>>169115281
>currently on MEGA at 37%
>heard about Download cap
No pls, don't tell me it's going to fail at 10 GB
Why is the cap appearing?

>>169115494
We don't know for sure.
But yeah, probably not.

>>169115362
You mean modem

>>169115382
I get a malware warning with all the links on the official site. I don't know how much more careful you can get than that.

>>169115494
I liked it

>>169115549
At 5

>>169115507
it's storing something in a 32bit integer that's critical to the program and crashes upon hitting that mark

assuming that it starts at a random place each time, or even sequential, you would need to open it fucking millions of times to get the right key

96bit times

79228162514264337593543950336

times

>>169115584
i downloaded it fine, you may not even be on the real official site, make sure its not a lookalike.

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>3.63 spoofing still not available
I'M GONNA CHIMP

>>169115664
i think i'm not the same guy as the other guy, did you even check my link

>>169115605
That's ok, only if you shelved it and then downloaded the uncensored patch.

>>169115584
yeah, my router is my modem. i'm tired, thinking hurts...

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I hope this guy makes it into BoTW

>people believing retails have zelda already

Nintendo doesn't ship their games and whatnot til the week of release. Even then, retailers don't get the stuff three or two days before launch.

>>169114346
what would the 4th dimension look like?

>>169115739
Because pantsu and gravure made the game that much better.

>>169115549

stopped at 42% for me. Downloading it on the 3rd party program everyone mentioned now

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>>169115835

>>169115958
Pantsu makes everything better, you dumb queer.

Also the localization censored Hee-ho Mart to Hee-Haw Mart. Fucking justify that shit.

>>169115884
retarded faggot

>>169115958
The game is(was) about that, and they butchered it m8.

>>169113707
Well yeah. That's the same for any game.

>>169115835
I repeat. 10/10

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>>169114537
>Doesn't know Chad Warden

>>169115884
You dont have connections,
you have no idea what youre talking about

>>169116339
i'm in the mob you fukan mook

I was using the random key checker, and I understand it's supposed to stop when the key has been found... well... Maybe it glitched.. but it stopped on 5EAECCC10E61859E03DEC7056EE47DEC

>>169116085
>Hee-ho Mart to Hee-Haw Mart. Fucking justify that shit.
Shit. You got me on that. Da fuck were they thinking?

They kept a grown man dressing up as a dog to please his loli.

Treehouse is fucking weird.

>>169116532
HOLY SHIT

>Out of HTML5 Offline Storage Space
Never had this problem with MEGA before, any other ways to download?

Just submitted my keys to WiiU titlekey db. Dunno what I might have that is not in the db, but hey, the time I've submitted my stuff to 3DS db, they added my Chibi-Robo game and some DSiWare I vaguely remember buying.

>>169116532
HAPPENING, MUSTARD GAS ONLY CAME OUT A LITTLE BIT.

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>>169116532
Hopefully Aonuma will kill himself after this turd comes out and everyone realizes how shit is really is.
Don't trust anyone that says this game is good, I know for a fact that they were all paid to say positive things. I myself went to one of the demo events and after only 10 minutes of playing this shit some random guy approached me and offered me 100 dollars to go on social networks and basically promote the game, I told him to fuck himself and left.
This game deserves nothing but the worst, but normies are too blind to see it, and too busy with their mouths full of Nintendo's cock to be able to say anything.
Honestly fuck all of you that are excited for this. Can't wait to drink your salty tears when the reviews come out and all start giving this nothing more than 5-6/10.

How do I generate a title key with that code?
5EAECCC10E61859E03DEC7056EE47DEC

>>169116853
>I told him to fuck himself and left.
Smash the system.

So, I'm buying a Switch day one in hope that we'll get some CFW running on it in some far future.
Here's the deal, I know that you can't go to the eShop with the initially shipped Switch without getting an update right of the bat.
Would it be safe to go for updates at the beginning at least? I doubt even when we get something that it will work on v1.

>>169116661
Get the local storage delete extension

>>169116853
lol, offered $100 up front to do something and not taking the offer

>>169116853
Seriously. This fuckers favorite game is Phantom Hourglass
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2017/02/22/eiji-aonuma-s-top-three-zelda-games-and-one-underrated-one.aspx

>>169116532
Well it's not meme hex text, James? Gas? check pls

>>169116896
get a tik file and open it with a hex editor.
find the key address and replace it with this

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>>169116853

>>169116853
HOLY SHI- wait, wrong comment

>all these losers who can't wait a week to play the next reskin of OoT

Pathetic.

>>169117015
Based Aonuma. PH was the best
>best overworld theme
>best control style
>least tedious 3D Zelda
>best Link

>>169116853
>Not taking the 100$ and not doing that.

The only retard here is you, faggot.

>posting suddenly slows to a crawl
Did you guys finally find the .tik? If so I'm happy for ya.

Is this the real life?

>>169116853
Wow, someone is saltier than the faggots beggin for a tik

>>169117180
yeah its up on HSZ

>>169117089
It's a Skyrim reskin tho, hopefully we can mod it.

>>169117161
That's a strange way to spell "Twilight Princess".

>>169117232
No I heard HMX has it, the one on HSZ is a fake. NRF confirmed it.

>>169117251
2nd place isn't that bad

I just got this emailed to me by my friend who's a manager at gamestop.

1389a89ab89eb98c9898952983d89190

it works for eur.

>>169117392
no, it doesn't

>>169117392
>emailed

yeah good one

>>169117392
HOLY SHIT

>>169117392
Ok im leaving now.. Im really pissed of all those fake stuff... And yet, I keep trying them

>>169116896
Funkiiu lets you do it I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRto9v9dXno
Who here is going to play it in mexican language
>that beautiful cry

first five to post their dick with timestamp get the key. Put e-mail addy in the name field.

>>169117489

1389a89ab89eb98c9898952973d89190

It would be funny if this works, it doesn't but the premise of it having a chance to work will push you to try it.

>>169117508
>mexican language
>mexican
>language
que?

>>169117556
>implying I'm falling for this again

>>169116853
Yeah, as if someone at nintendo really cares about some neckbeard retard to post endorsements for the game. Sure, bro, I believe (You).

>>169117508
Yeah fuck them Spainiards and their shitty dubs.

>>169117556
their dick

3:51pm 2/22/2017

>>169117508
lewd cry. cant wait to deflower her

Anyone know a good amiibo spoofer? Would be useful with all the amiibo you need for botw.

>>169117681
>again
wait what

FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE

>>169117748
n2elite

>>169117686
We "Spainiards" alse hate our dubs here

How do I run a game downloaded with uTikDownloadHelper in CEMU?

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>>169117556

Just woke up.
I'm guessing no ticket, no leak and still no Story of Seasons for that one dude who kept asking?

>>169117748
Your phone and blank NFC stickers (NTAG215).

>>169117880
you don't. The whole point is that those games are made to run with the Brazilian exploit.

>>169117890
thanks asshole now I'm afraid to go take a piss.

>Less than 10 days left
Sweeeet

>>169116604
200% sure its because of the "ho" part. Guaranfuckingteed.

>>169117906
No one care for sos with those dreadful designs

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incluldes source code and is ready to go.
http://dl.asis.io/WtO11jsd.rar

> 96a123fe98123ca9101b1858ac9128b1

I just generated my .tik with this. holy fuck. bye fags.

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I wish I applied for janitor

All you shit posters need a ban asap
This isn't time for your autistic shit

>>169117556
What if we don't have a dick?

6bef0dcb42b70933636426fd5d5cabd6

>>169117952
So waiting for the .tic is useless if I don't have an external HDD?
Well fuck, might as well spend the $60 on the game then.

>>169118018
8 days for Australia

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>>169118049
W-WTF IT WORKS

>>169117938
>>169117827
Thanks guys.

http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>>169118049
HOLY SHIT

>>169118081
like you would have gotten it you fag

>>169117596
Mexican dogs don't speak Spanish.

t.spaniard

Stop making our American brothers hate our language you fucking mongrels.

>>169118110
HOLY SHIT