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/hbg/ - Homebrew & Hacking General

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Previous thread >>169071267

/hbg/ Wiki: http://homebrew-general.wikia.com

-SAFE FIRMWARES-
3DS: 11.2
Wii U: 5.5.1
Vita: 3.60
PS4: 4.05
PS3: 3.55

-GUIDES-
3DS: http://pastebin.com/TQwDsWh9
↳a9lh + CFW: https://3ds.guide/
Wii U: http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC
Vita: http://pastebin.com/v3caHHnp

-RECENT NEWS-
>3DS
-Nintendo released 11.3, thoroughly patching downgrading for latefriends who update. https://3dbrew.org/wiki/11.3.0-36
-rxTools BTFO, Menuhax's "last known Home Menu vuln." dead. Current solution is to switch to Luma or better yet, install a9lh per the guide.
-hblauncher_loader 1.3 and new *hax 2.9a payloads fix Homebrew for 11.3. https://github.com/yellows8/hblauncher_loader/releases/tag/v1.3
-NTR CFW 3.4 Preview6 and BootNTR 3.1 released. (BootNTR Selector updates automatically.) https://github.com/44670/BootNTR/releases
-Boot DS games in DSIware mode on 3DS from SD card: https://gbatemp.net/threads/nds-bootstrap-loader-run-commercial-nds-backups-from-an-sd-card.454323/

>Wii U
-FlimFlam69 removed the Brazilian method from the guide (you can still find it at: https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/blob/master/btimsg.md). The pastebin has been updated to contain that link.
-People speculate about a new Wii U firmware version before or at launch of Zelda: BotW. Even if the Wii U is out of production, you may still want to use 35.164.240.189 to block updates.
-Boot0 code execution displayed at 33c3, along with boot1 dumping.

>Vita
-Activation without PSN access now possible. http://wololo.net/2017/02/10/epsp-bubble-installer-2-0-activation-without-psn-psvita/
-fl0w teases usb mounting for pstv only. http://wololo.net/2016/12/24/theflow-unveils-usb-mass-storage-ps-vita-releases-february/
-PSN spoofing is broken on the Vita for both HENkaku and taiHENkaku currently.

>PS3
-4.81 Rebug CFW released
-It's possible to run games on OFW 4.70 without ODE and IDPS. https://gbatemp.net/threads/447577
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5 HOURS
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Anybody know why Wii U USB Helper can't find any patches or DLC for 3ds games?

I can download the games just fine but it's not registering the patches or DLC even though the site has them listed.
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HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
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HOLY SHIT edition
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Admit /hbg/ you don't actually care about games. You get off on leaks and piracy.
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So.. nothing yet.
Btw NUSgrabber doesn't work for me, any chance to get it w/ Utik?
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>>169094906
Okay.
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someone just uploaded the .tik on a site
if you dont know which one, you probably dont know how to pirate anyways so i wont bother saying incase it gets taken down
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>>169094936
I'm just here for the memes.
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>>169094812
No we weren't running a risk retard. There were seven threads left to be created. Now if the key leaks in an hour we can't add it to the OP. Great work!
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>>169094962
There's hundreds of pirating sites. Give us a hint?
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>>169094936
That was never a secret.
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>>169094936
This is why I come here yes. I get more excited about piracy than actual games these days. Sad I know, but most releases are mediocre or just straight up trash.
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>>169095001
Bite me dickweed. At the speed some of these shit threads go, sometimes the moba generals will make 3 each and then we're shit outtaluck.


Reposting from last thread.
> i made a little package with your program (windows only) that allows anyone with half a brain and the ability to follow instructions to check if a BotW title key is valid; there is a text file with intructions in there for the densest of us.
to use, just extract the folder, open a comand prompt on the folder and type "keyck.cmd" followed by the key to test ; if the last line is greater than 90000 (as per cdecrypt's specs : https://github.com/crediar/cdecrypt/blob/master/main.cpp#L486), then it's fake

https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip
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>>169094936
Why wouldn't you get off out of playing games before everyone else for FREE?
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>>169094709
I'm honestly surprised. Spirit Tracks and Skyward Sword leaks "just happened"
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>>169095017
literecords
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>>169094709

Im waiting for a friend to buy my 2DS so i can get a N3DSXL. When will 11.3 hit the stores? Is it anytime soon?
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I'm so c-c-cold waiting for z-zelda to leak
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>>169095150
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>169095150
Shouldn't you have out that money towards your Nintendo Switch™ anon?
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>>169095119
Thanks anon.
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>>169095130
The heavily protected E3 demo of SS fucking leaked too.
Meanwhile, a 1kb file extracted from one of the easiest to hack consoles still hasn't appeared online.
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>>169095119
Why don't we watch and see how long it takes /vsg/ to 404? (Since you ticket clowns made two threads)
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>>169095305
I even said I was doing it last thread. Nobody tried to stop me or argued then.
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>>169095352
They did
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>>169094962
Try harder.
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>>169095252

Not really. I only bought the 2DS for the piracy and its actually pretty nice handheld and free games and backwards compatibility just make it awesome. I really couldn't give 2 shits about nintendo.

Anyway back to the questiom
>>169095150
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Are the next 8 days really going to be nothing but this?
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posted it in the last thread :

i made a little package with the program (windows only) that allows anyone with half a brain and the ability to follow instructions to check if a BotW title key is valid; there is a text file with intructions in there for the densest of us.
to use, just extract the folder, open a comand prompt on the folder and type "keyck.cmd" followed by the key to test ; if the last line is greater than 90000 (as per cdecrypt's specs : https://github.com/crediar/cdecrypt/blob/master/main.cpp#L486), then it's fake.

https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip
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>>169095384
No they didn't.
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>5.5.0 Wii U
>Can't buy DS game to install Haxchi without updating.

Its all over
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I've been waiting for a new thread so I could receive praise for 500+ posts. Here you go friends, it was quite a ride.

556e6f74696365646d6566616d706169

You can thank Target for this fine leak
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>>169095119
This is pretty sweet, thanks

You don't even need to have to have the game downloaded to use it.
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Soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29_uSlEEPSk
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>>169095447
if it leaks the thread will be 90% dumbshits that don't know how to read guides and asking dumb questions
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>>169095552
NOTICED
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so im guessing we still never got a key?
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>>169095270
>tfw playing the demo while waiting for the real game
I really hoped the current BotW demo that was showcased alongside it's Switch counterpart these past weeks would've leaked SOMEHOW to keep us busy.
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>>169095552
SHIT ITS REAL
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>>169095552
>Tripfag
>No proof
Kys fampai
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>>169095552
HOLY SHIT
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I think I enjoy the chase more than the victory. I've barely played any of the games finally leaked.
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>>169095435
Idk but I would assume no. 3ds aren't exactly flying off shelves if you know what I mean so you should be OK. Now try and find a pre-order for the switch pls.
>>169095501
Update to 5.5.1 and do haxchi. I was even able to make it so that the ds game launches rednand automatically.
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>>169095552
HOLY SHIT
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Preview of what will happen today

>no one will find the tik
>leaker-kun will tease us with more shit tonight and watch us go insane
>thread blows up and news spreads
>still no tik
>rinse and repeat
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>>169095552
James is that the real?
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>>169095552

ITS OVER

HOLY FUCK
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ive posted the real key in one of the threads on /trash/, and im not saying which one
enjoy seeping through all the shit to find it...
or you can wait until the 3rd.. the choice is yours
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>>169095552
>556e6f74696365646d6566616d706169
"Unoticedmefampai"
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>>169095552
My autism just kicked in and I broke my desk. Thanks 4chins.
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Going to need a 3 timestamped photos of hard cocks under 4 inches to post the key. I know you faggots have small ones, so don't try to hide it.
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>>169095552
From what I can tell, this is incorrect.
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>>169095819
WE GOT ONE TARGETBRO
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>>169095674
5.5.1 is the current firmware? Oh ok then.
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>>169095552
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>>169095805
ok
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>>169095552
I was waiting for other people to debunk it now that you have a sweet new tool

>>169095119
>>169095462

I'm disappointed. I really am going to sleep soon, so you guys need to step your game up or you're going to get HOLY SHITed to death.
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>>169095854
ITS HAPPENING
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I got the ticket after 5 hours
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>>169095435
>That image
What the fuck, is that real or a photoshop?
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>>169095552
It's reaaaaaal!
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>>169095852
>implying fags won't just take a pic right as their pecker is growing to give the illusion that it's small.
Go on /b/ fag, there's always a dick thread there.
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>>169095784
Leakerkun already said he has the US version
Even if he leaked the key it would be worthless on the EU NUS files
We need someone to either leak the EU tik or the US tik and upload the whole game
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pls dont steal videogames
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>>169095923
Just so I know what's up if we get a real one, how dramatically different will it look if it works right?
Do I need the real dump in the *5000 folder or can that just be the dummy one?
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https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.en.html#Piracy
https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.en.html#Theft
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>>169095805
someone stop this madman!!
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>>169096036
shut up reggie
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>>169096036
Anon, it's ok. There will be plenty of people buying it.
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>>169094709
How do I do full system backup with QCMA?
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>>169096036
>pls dont steal videogames

not stealing

just pirating
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>>169096074
pls its hard enough with phones killing games too
Dont kill this industry pls
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your average gbatemp user
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>>169095805
regex + any competent archive would reveal it in seconds
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Why does no one post Mirai?
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>>169096036
copyright infringement is not theft
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You will never play this game before the 3rd.
Only thing waiting for you is suffering.

No one outside the press is currently playing this.
And if that's the case post proof.
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>>169094936
we also care that you stop abusing your dick while staring at you mom in the shower... please get help for the sake of the children
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>>169096052
i made the tool posted 10 minutes ago or so; if the key is valid, the last line will be a complaint about a missing ".app" file, and not the line with the number. hope that helps
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>>169096224
Wow, pretty spazzy
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Honestly I care less about the game being leaked and more the content being leaked :D
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for you people deep in homebrew and software shit, is this impressive?
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>>169096354
no
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>>169096354
no

he's using it an excuse to delay the adrenaline update and usb loading on pstv
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>>169096354
no
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>>169096249

Because she's the worst fucking gril in the game

Shit character, shit design, shit gameplay
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>>169096224
>this thread is filled with imbeciles like him and they just keep coming
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nobody got the key its way too early
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>>169096224
This is beyond retarded. This thread is so bad BECAUSE of people like him begging for a leak.

It's like asking to be shit on. For regular users who use this thread to talk about homebrew (t. techsupport) it's fun to fuck with these kiddies.
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>>169096224
i... dont even know wha that means
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i have a O3ds on 6.something firmware.

Is it easy to hack now or go i need a gateway? Its been awhile i even looked at this DS
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>>169096224
>a poster on the iso site, who claims the source is "/v/"
>is it on /V/?
>4chan is just straight up cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>169096257
>You will never play this game before the 3rd.
I will play this game in 5 hours if I get a 0 or 9
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>>169096354
no
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>>169096421
She's great though
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>>169096319
Cool and then I just do it again with the real folder? How do I get the .tik from the titlekey, or will the program generate it?
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>>169096457
>>169094709
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>>169096224
hex shitposters did nothing wrong
we're fighting off the menace
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remember when hbg was desperate for a ZTD leak
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>>169096224
>3 months to get a wii u
Minimum wage everyone!
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>>169096354
No, most of the geniuses that code exploits and "hacks" are people that started doing it early on in life. Like 13 yes old. They have a knack for it and that's how they've reached that kind of point.
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>>169096224
You making fan art for this bro now?
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I'm sorry guys, I just wanted in on the fun after hoping there would be a leak all day. I can't take it anymore so I'm going to sleep.

Rip that one anons desk
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>>169096430
>nobody got the key its way too early
what key are people talking about?
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>>169096540
>Minimum wage everyone!

No
Allowance
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>>169096354
Play Human Resource Machine and you pretty much get the basics of programming down pretty quickly.
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samcambolt?
i just wanna tell you, your persistence has pulled off and i will be writing the ticket on a piece of paper and sending it to you by mail, it should be at your home in 5 hours
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>>169096559
filtered
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>>169096224
I hope this fag leaves and forgets about 4chan once he gets the game, but unfortunately I know that's not going to happen
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>>169096471
i'l reroll for you anon
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>>169096553
t. sam

Hi buddy, now go fuck yourself. I'm going to start posting fake leaks now too to trigger your ass.
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>>169096580
>m-minimum allowance!
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>>169096354
>bragging about being a wilder
As far as I know he inverts his weaves
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>>169095552
SHIT HOLY
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>>169096559
It's ok, I needed a new desk anyway. Luckily my monitor and everything is OK.
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>>169096540
You can make enough money to buy a Wii U, pro controller, and a couple games on minimum wage in two weeks. He's getting straight up a child's allowance.
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>>169095854
>>169095923
My bad, I should have waited

>>169096052
I wasn't sure what would happen if you just had the 00000000.app, so I tried it with brain age and this happened.
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>>169096224
wow this place really is cancer. youre the reason why nintendo is revolking all the keys.
they dont even work in eshop anymore.
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>>169096224
>the url has /vg/ in it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET OUT GO AWAY WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE
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>>169096702
>doesnt know how this place works
>has a secure trip

kys, you are worse than the actual kid
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>>169096495
no, to get a valid .tik from a valid title key, the easiest way is to use FunKiiU with with the game title id (being the "random numbers" folder name in the case of my tool) and the title key, documentation and tool found here : https://github.com/llakssz/FunKiiU
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Can the mods do thier fucking job please?
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>>169096702
>implying he's smart enough to figure out how to don a trip

Giving the dude way too much credit.
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>>169096762
Alright senpai. Thanks for the help.
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686F7763616E6862677265636F766572
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>>169096249
I love all Senrans anon, its just I love some more than others.
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>>169096773
they won't leak it any sooner, silly
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3f5448454b455957452756454c4f5354

sorry this is not real either
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>>169096773
>being this salty over fake leaks to weed out the scum

You don't belong here. Start up a thread on /v/.
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>>169096489
Shut the fuck up and post more cute pictures. I need a spark to get my fap started
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>>169096873
STUCK ON A DIFFERENT PLANET
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so hacking my wiiU was incredibly fucking easy, is it this easy for the 3ds?
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>>169096848
howcanhbgrecover
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>>169096848
This one passed anon's check I think. It says something different from everything else.
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>>169095978

Its real anon
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>>169096668
this error is what would happen with my tool (without replacing the files bundled with it) if the provided title key is valid for BotW EUR, it's unable to load the other content files and decrypt them.
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>>169096249
Because most people are normal well balanced men into cowtits and not disgusting lolicons staining our streets of Sharima.
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>>169096976
Yes
The homebrew and exploit devs are fucking saints that dont get enough credit
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>>169096848

>>169096873
this one made me laugh
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A delayed game is eventually released.
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>>169096036
I'm going to buy it. But I'm also going to play it on CEMU eventually.
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>>169097065
is there anything stopping me from using the same SD card i used for my wiiU on my 3ds? or should I go out and get another
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>all these people downloading botw with the nusgrabber before release

You know that nintendo will block your console and put you to court for this, right? They can see that you load it straight from their servers
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>>169096976

Yeah.

The dudes who wrote these idiot proof guides are amazing. Hand holds you through the entire process step by step.
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I HEARD JUSTPINGO IS DUMPING THE GAME
HYPE
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>>169097217
when have nintendo ever taken anyone to court just for downloading one of their games?

distributing, sure
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if anyone is willing to give me advice i'd greatly appreciate it:

my 3ds used to have rxtools but now is on a9lh, however when i updated to 11.3 the other day it black screened.

unfortunately the only nand backup i had was of my sysnand at 9.2 while I was setting up for rxtools; so that's where i am right now with it

anyone mind pointing me in the direction I should be heading next? should I just re-inject fbi into health and safety, update and hope it doesnt black screen again? I can't remember if there's anything else that needs to be done since luma and hourglass(?) still boot fine if i hold start or select
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>>169097217
>put you to court
time to take a break from posting, pablo
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>>169097101
B E S T T R A P
E
S
T
T
R
A
P
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gotta love the feel of having enough people here that know how to check the validity of the keys easily that we'll know within 5 minutes if the valid key was posted
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>>169097234
JUST
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>>169097217
>Nintendo can see Nintendo games being downloaded off Nintendo's servers
Wow, who knew? Imagine if the Wii U and 3DS did this all the time?
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>>169097253
Get the newest version of luma.
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>>169097303
nice photoshop
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>>169097303
I wish that were in the game, it looks so cool, too bad we get edgy color.
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12345678912345678912345678912345

it's legit! i know! seriously! stupid nintendo
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>>169097101
I hate myself for fapping to such filth.
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>>169097303
Link is a nigger?
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>>169097303
Nice shoop
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>>169097303
Is this the new blacked?
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>>169097287
>valid key posted
ain't happening

>>169097383
HOLY SHIT
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Notice how our old thread still hasn't fallen off the catalog.
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What if leaker is nintendo here to make hype
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>>169097434
Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up.
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>>169097196
Get another one if you don't want to copy/paste the contents everytime you want to switch console
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>>169097345
Not the previous poster but isn't it possible they have headers which detail the user agent of the device requesting it so they can see whether it's a Wii U/3DS or a PC?

Nintendo ain't gonna take anyone to court for downloading though lol
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>>169097316
>>169097234
JustPingo here, I confirm
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>>169097353
im not at home right now so i cant fiddle around with my 3ds, is the updater built within luma itself or does it need to be installed via a cia file? (i vaguely remember installing a luma updater at some point and am leaning towards the latter since im not sure if you can even utilize wifi within luma itself)
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>>169097041
>well balanced men
>into cowtits
ayy lmao
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>>169094849
it's already been 4 hours since the 5 hours thing
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>>169096659
Some people pay rent
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>>169097459
At least you get it now. The rest of /vg/ is filled with monkeys that don't understand how slow the board really is.
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>>169097303
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>>169097484
How do you think these programs work? They all have Wii U headers.
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>>169097498
I don't know, I've only ever downloaded it on PC and then put it on my SD.
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>>169097383
You never know
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>>169097542
People who work minimum wage dont live on their own
>>
How do I download BotW?
>>
>>169096659
>You can make enough money to buy a Wii U, pro controller, and a couple games on minimum wage in two weeks. He's getting straight up a child's allowance.

Uh... yeah, if you don't spend your money on anything else. Do you live with your parents?
>>
>>169097434
Which is why we didn't need a new thread yet.

>>169097526
It's been more than a year.
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>>169097490
JUST
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>>169097569
Yeah, but can I really be arsed to look at the catalogue and check our near death status?
Probably actually, I'm fairly anal.
>>
>>169097646
FUCKING
>>
>>169097585
try it backwards.
>>
>>169097597
You're going to need your nintendo technical support number. I'll help you look for it, Do you see the "windows" key (looks like a flag) on your keyboard? Press and hold that, and while holding, press the "R" key.
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Food for thought: BotW releases on Wii U but REQUIRES a firmware update to play. Said firmware update thoroughly patches Brazilian shit. Would the dream be dead?
>>
>>169097575
wait so you just need to replace the files on the sd card and its updated?
>>
>>169097706
PINGO
>>
The key is being sent by snail mail. Expect it in T minus 5 hours.
>>
>>169097646
>can you stop

my fucking sides
>>
>>169097767
yes
>>
>>169097767
Yeah. You'll need to change your arm9loaderhax.bin to the luma one.
>>
>>169097596
what r flatmates
>>
>>169097762
The game can be patched.
>>
>>169097762
the game has already been shipped, if a new update was needed to play it we would've got it before that
>>
With what we have seen the game doesn't seem that impressive. At least I will be able to rip the weapon models for use in skyrim.
>>
>>169097828
A good reason to stay in your parents house when working minimum wage
>>
>>169097762
Spoof the update
>>
>>169097585
Anon, do you feel a little boner impulse each time you press the Enter button? Like "What if this time IT'S gonna happen"?
>>
>>169097870
unless they intentionally held back the firmware in order to stop piracy
>>
>>169097762
I don't think they can patch huehax, but they could patch browserhax which would be almost as bad since anyone without haxchi couldn't update without losing homebrew.
>>
>>169097740
>>169097597
>NUSgrabber download is down, Nintendo retires it
>FunkiiU doesn't work for BotW
Looks like it's over, there is no key tho
>>
25a4c30b30fe904649a5ffb40a3b83fd
>>
>>169098023
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169097978
Did a "run" box show up? if so type in www.teamviewer.com and hit "open" or "run"
>>
>>169098023
James pls
>>
>>169098023
>25a4c30b30fe904649a5ffb40a3b83fd
shit its nothign
>>
>>169097958
The leaker has the us version playable and hacked
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Femanon here,
I will post my tits in 5 hours if you send me the ticket

I'm a girl btw
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>>169097396
>>
>>169098023
OHMYFUCK this is not a joke it's real. I'm going to play now bye
>>
>>169098023
No.

>>169098157
What's wrong with your thumb?
>>
>>169098157
jesus christ that hand
>>
>>169098157
Boys can have tits, that's not proof that you're a girl.
>>
>>169098157
>that finger

Keep your whaletits to yourself
>>
>>169098157
>THAT THUMB

THIS ISN'T REALITY. I'M FUCKING DEAD
>>
>>169097884
I know a few people that can't do that. The struggle is real anon.
>>
>>169098157
>that fucking hand
christ
>>
>>169098157
my god
>>
>>169098157
UHHHHHH THICKERRRRRRR
>>
>>169098151
He's a attention whoring tripcunt, not "leaker".
>>
>>169098157
*thicc*
>>
>>169098157
nobody wants to see you, shrek 2
>>
>>169098157
Even the Mii is fat.
>>
Don't pay attention to the landwhale she is a diversion from Nintendo!!
>>
>>169098157
too thicc
>>
>>169097828
Not living on your own.
>>
>>169098157
The 4 on your back don't count.
>>
Where's the leaker? I figured by now he would have posted at least another picture from the game or something if not the .tik or an upload of the whole game.
>>
STORY OF SEASONS
TRIO OF TOWNS

PLEAAAAAASE
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>>169098328
>>
i'm THE BEST
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>>169098157
>even the mii is fat
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>>169098328
Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing
>>
>>169098473
Thanks for that, Toad.
>>
>>169098157
If I put my dick in that hand would I get it back or does your palm have some sort of eldritch maw?
>>
>>169098568
haha sarlacc pitt XD
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>>169097943
Sometimes if the poster is kind of convincing.

>>169098023
>>169098094
Seriously though I'm going to sleep now, you guys need to use >>169095462
and check yourselves.
>>
5448452C424553547468652E62657374
>>
>>169098449
Did you like Skytree Village?
>>
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>>169098157
>>
Wow.. i just.. can't believe /HBG/ is fat shaming.. ugh
>>
>>16909815
Might have lost some weight in two years.

I'm down.
>>
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Where the fuck is this?
>>
>>169098729
Pagina 1
>>
>>169098729
Some brazilian MLP forum. Cloudesdale or something like that.
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>>169098716
Morbidly obese people deserve to be shamed.
>>
>>169098695
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169098729
Some BRHUEHUEH forum.
Don't bother, get the DL from NUS.
>>
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OH JESUS
>>
Ladies and gentlemen, I GIVE UNTO YOU
70726574656E64697427737265616C2F
>>
>>169098812
I used to be fat, and it wasnt comfortable to be made fun of but it wasnt ever going to make me change.
>>
>>169098867
You can't get it from NUS anymore
>>
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>>169095119
Check how lucky you are by using this batch file that generates random key!
https://ghostbin.com/paste/kmyu2
>>
>>169098920
That's not true and you know it.

You don't just wake up not fat one day.
>>
>>169098886
OH MY GOD GUYS IT WORKED
>>
40726224656E6469742F0CK265616C2F

sent ;)
>>
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>>169098886
No.
>>
>>169098886
"pretendit'sreal/"
>>
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>wake up and still nothing
>>
>>169098886

wow it actually worked
>>
>>169098886
>pretendit'sreal/

People will pretend it's real no matter what
>>
>>169099069
no, IT'S OUT
>>
6576656e7468656d6969697366617421
>>
>>169099093
wanted to check if I could communicate with our non-brazilians for coordinated stuff
clearly I can't
>>
COSMO JUST GOT WIND WAKER WORLD RECORD
>>
>>169098959
Not working for me.

>>169099018
Not even hex.
>>
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>>169099208
Who?
>>
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>>169099018
not even close baby
>>
>>169099208
It didn't make Botw playable so it can fuck off
>>
>>169099268
Have you placed it in the same folder as >>169095119 script? Does it work for you?
>>
>>169098920
I used to be fat. Then I began eating properly, no sodas, no cheesepuffs and doing aerobic excersize 3 hours every day. Now, half a year later, now am pretty slim, I had to get new clothes. I still do fatburn bike and threadmill 3 hours every day.
>>
>>169099208
Link?
>>
>>169099350
>Quentin
awww yisss
>>
>>169098920
really because every time I speak to a former fatass it's what convinced them
>>
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>>169099105
Not this one either.

>>169099376
Yeah. Running the bat does nothing.

>>169099395
Well yeah, who else would he be playing as?
>>
>>169099208
>COSMO

Holy shit did you just deadname our beautiful princess Narcissa?
I can'T believe this! I'm literally shaking here, I have to hold back tears. I'm hacking your IP at this very moment, I am coming for you you little shit.
Prepare to get destroyed by 300lbs of fury and jsutice.
>>
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pls
>>
Lets assume the key gets leaked. What do I have to do next?
>>
>>169099492
are you a cute girl (male) anon?
>>
>>169099417
yes it's a name
>>
>>169099354
just wait until our queen is streaming it DAY FUCKING ONE PRE-LEAK for millions of viewers on twitch and getting mad twitch bucks
>>
>>169099492
>tits

Not coming from there that's for sure.
>>
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>>169099395
>>169099453
Holy shit that's good.
>>
>>169099492
What tits
>>
>>169099492
>arm mole
>flat
>wig
pass
>>
>>169099492
What's with the staple holes? What the fuck were you doing?
>>
>>169099492

whaleanon btfo by a better offer were upping the anty boys
>>
>>169099492
>tits
where
>>
>>169099492
Even Narcissa is packing more heat
>>
>>169099492
>Conceptual tits
No thanks.
>>
>>169099492
That envelope looks shopped in. It's just hovering there.
>>
>>169098959
Now you just need to make it automatically check if it succeeded or not and then make it loop indefinitely.

If it was fast enough we could get the odds of finding the right key in the next 9 days up to like 1e-100%
>>
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>>169099453
Well, I don't know what's wrong.
>>
>>169099584
>>169099625
>>169099652
>>169099670
no you odnt understand
hes literally going to grow them for the key
>>
>>169099492

You best had be just flat and not a trap
>>
>>169099584
>>169099625
>>169099670
;(
>>
Fuuuck. Can someone upload their copy? Can't dl from NUS anymore.
>>
>>169099584
>>169099625
>>169099652
>>169099670
>>169099716
>>169099720
Flat is justice
>>
>>169099492
People are clearly not understanding this girl(male) right here has the title key and wants tits to be shown for her(him) to give it away.
>>
>>169099069
prepare to experience this until like march 1st bucko
>>
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JESUS Christ WHEN WILL THEY POST THE TICKET
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M GOING INSANE
>>
So I'm trying to get backup restored with whitelist hack but it just doesn't show up on PSTV
Is there anything that I could've missed when doing it?
Is anyone familiar with QCMA and/or how Vita thinks of backups?
>>
>>169099785
lmao get a load of this fucking faggot

>>169099794
https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>>
>>169099794
https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>>
>>169096659
Not everyone lives with mummy and daddy so have to pay this thing called rent, anon. You'll understand when you grow up.
>>
>>169099785
not a trap, just flat unfortunately
>>
>>169099903
>>169099893
Will I be able to use this with Cemu?
>>
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>>169099492
POST THE KEY NOW NIGGERS
>>
>>169099769
woah dude are you a hacker?
>>
>>169099940
hang yourself
>>
>>169099769
It's supposed to be called whatever.bat, right?
>>
>>169099903
>>169099893
doesnt shitty ass mega got like a 5gb download cap per 24hours or somethhing
>>
>>169099956
Only if we get the .TIK file.
>>
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>>169098157
>>
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>>169099956
>CEMU
>>
>>169100003
use MegaDownloader
>>
>>169099949

Flat is best, smaller tend to look better than big ones
>>
>>169099938
>bragging about moving out when you dont have the means to

Such a big grown man you are!
>>
>>169099938
Shouldn't have been such an insufferable shit to them.
>>
>>169099949
itty bitty kitty titties are the best
>>
>>169099949
>unfortunately

flat girl best girl
>>
what time did leaker post yesterday?
>>
>>169100048
>installing botnet
>>
>>169099949
Flat is best
>>
>>169100053
Bragging? Where is there any bragging in that post? Touched a nerve did I...
>>
Real key was just posted on the other thread!!
>>
>>169100131
5 hours ago
>>
>>169100131
21:00 GMT -3
>>
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>>169100193
You're probably lying but give me the link to the other thread, anon.
>>
>>169099949
The other anons are right. I've never liked the bigguns. Small is just better.
>>
>>169099949
flat is JUSTICE
>>
>>169099949

I'll buy you the game is you pretend to be nice to me
>>
>>169099949
>unfortunately
So sad that flat girls don't understand just how much better they are
>>
>>169100002
Yeah, or .cmd if you like.
>>
>>169100175
>Touched a nerve did I...

Nope, I am proud of living at home.
Im one year removed from college in an entry position for my field. I am saving up money like a fiscally responsible person to pay off debts instead of wasting money.

Maybe I should move out on my own before I should to impress others though?
Would it impress you?
>>
>>169099879
this is a "finding the zelda titlekey" thread, go somewhere else please anon
>>
>>169100354
Why are you so mad anon lol
>>
>>169100193
No. Still not real.
>>
hey, /vg/. I got a PSP 3000 from a friend. I've heard about PSP's scene for a while but never tried it. What can I do with it? Can I install a CFW on it?

Also, what emu, apps, do you recommend?
>>
>>169100351
Sorry, I'm retarded. Doing it now.
>>
>>169100354
You're getting awfully triggered that someone said they don't live at home.

Do you need mom's permission before you bring a girl over?
>>
>>169099879
Wrong time to ask for help. Thread is overrun by retards.
>>
>>169100453
Just get a 3.60 Vita.
>>
>>169100354
>this insecure
>on 4chan

It wouldn't impress me, but I bet it'd impress teh hell out of your parents.

You must reee a lot irl
>>
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can someone give a basic synopsis on yesterday's "leaker"? I wasn't here, was there someone showing gameplay or something?
>>
>>169100471
yeah u XDD
>>
>>169100382
>>169100471

Bu-but 3.63 PSTV easy whitelist...
>>
>>169100549
He leaked the loading screen and some sound effects.
>>
>>169100350
I work with a girl who has G cup breasts, so it's kind of confidence ruiner when I'm around her

>>169100317
but will it arrive before march 3rd?
>>
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Holy Crap!
>>
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>>169100549
This
>>
>>169100104
If you're over 20, not in school or training, and still living with your parents, then not only are you a failure, but your parents are failures for not kicking your ass into gear and making you into a respectable adult.

So probably half the people here. Not altogether surprising.
>>
>>169100193
what other thread ?
>>
>>169100549
One person with the key, no sharing of the key, they're occasionally leaking assets.
>>
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>>169099949
>flat
>unfortunately
Why do girls keep thinking "flat is bad"? It's great to have a flat girlfriend and then she dresses as a schoolgirl, unf.
>>
>>169100624
sure babby

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169100619

Small tits are honestly better, I bet her tits look awful out of a bra
>>
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>>169100624
k give us the key now faggot
>>
>>169099903
This is EU, right?
>>
>>169100003
Reset your IP at the limit
>>
>>169100402
I just enjoy when people put themselves into poverty to feel superior to others.
And for what?
Because of sentiment that was created in the 70s during a different era?

>>169100465
Anyone with a real job doesnt brag about not living at home.
The only people who do are the idiots who SHOULD be living at home.

>>169100548
>but I bet it'd impress teh hell out of your parents.

My parents taught me fiscal responsibility
>>
>>169100619
Some people are more into big, some into small. Just try to be a cool person and you'll be fine.
>>
>>169100657
>that description
If you're American, your life is shit, and you followed that, it's completely your fault.
>>
>>169100624
fake, tool creator here, there would have been some extra text after the last line with the numbers if it was real ; also, we can see the key you used on the middle of the cmd...
>>
>>169100759
Right, it's EU
>>
>>169099879

You won't see any new bubbles.
>>
>>169100624
you're FAKE NEWS
>>
>>169100756
It's right there in the screenshot moron
>>
>>169100354
>not wasting money
>playing games on a console

you're a child. it's ok anon, no one can judge you other than yourself. Although considering how triggered you are, even you realise that you're a sad cunt lol
>>
>>169100830
K, cool. Be back a week from now when it actually leaks. Thanks anon!
>>
So many retarded discussions here that we don't even get fake keys anymore
>>
46414B454E4557535245414C48455853
>>
Its like 5-7pm right in Euroland right. So I doubt we will get a key from a euro guy today.
>>
>>169100619

Probably not
>>
>>169100916
sorry thats not an argument
>>
>>169100453

Install LME CFW. If you don't want to run the launcher each time you turn it on, install Infinity.
Go pirate PSP games and emulate /vr/.
>>
>>169100780
>but I bet it'd impress teh hell out of your parents.
I'm saying they want you gone, faggot. Leave.
>>
MORE LEAKS WHEN????
>>
>>169100935
>46414B454E4557535245414C48455853
FAKENEWSREALHEXS
>>
>>169100624
nice photoshopping black on top of the other numbers anon !!
>>
>>169100935
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169099949
post moar pic
>>
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You will hand over the key if you know whats good for you
>>
Thread being taken over by Russians
>>
>>169101138
Whew, this thread derailed quickly
>>
>BotW shitposting
>anons trying to impress a girl
>Politics
>people who actually want to discuss homebrew being shafted
>>
>Now it's politics
Shut the fuck up you're all retarded.
>>>/pol/
>>
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Fucking tripfag. You could've died a hero leaking the keys.

Now you lived long enough to see /hbg/ become /pol/
>>
>>169101306
Muh if Russia is such a hacker why dont they hack the key.
>>
>>169101296
Goddammit I was hoping you had died
>>
>>169101296
Real actual person Ted Cruz!
>>
Does anyone know the likelyhood of two or more numbers in the title key to be the same consecutively? If we were to write a script to auto check keys, we could at least narrow down our search parameters.
>>
>>169101321
The thread derailed yesterday when the leak began.

>>169101354
I'm doing my best to help at the same time as shitposting.
>>
>>169101385
i'm dead on the inside does that count?
>>
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I was told the key was in this thread?
Which one is the right one?
>>
>>169101431
don't ever make a career out of crypto
>>
>>169101354
>botw shitposting
They are gone when game leaks
>anon trying to impress a girl
my sides
>politics
go away with this crap
>>
424F545749534E455645524C45414B494E47
>>
>>169101431
do you know what "random" means?
>>
>>169101404
>Neko
This nigga gets me
Don't stop
>>
>>169101373
Anon logic=1 Alternative facts=0
>>
>>169101431
>bruteforcing what is essentially a 32 character password
>46414B454E4557535245414C48455853
>It would take a computer about 50 NONILLION YEARS to crack your password
>>
so isn't the common key also needed? where do i get that?
>>
>>169101431
>implying it CAN'T be

wew
>>
>>169101502
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169099208
I thought his hands stopped working when he started taking hormones and lost interest in speedrunning. What happened?
>>
>>169101672
HE'S BACK BABY, STREAMING HIS PERSONAL LEAK OF BREATH OF THE WILD
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>>169101797
hope he chokes on chicken bone.
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Leak the code niggers
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>>169101953
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>>169101431
You have no idea what you are talking about. The files are encrypted using AES-128.

If we combine all the world's compute power it would take us about 500 million billion years to get the ticket by brute force.
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>>169102151
or you could get lucky and get it on the first try. you'll never know if you don't try.
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>>169101602
anyone?
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>>169102009
Lost
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>>169101602
the common keys are the .h3 files.
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>>169102151
People don't get this kind of talk because the media has told them "hackers can do anything!"

Also the average human brain can not even comprehend a number as large as a 128 encrypt.
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>>169102371
Thats why we need backdoors to keep people safe
>>
postan good trap doujin
https://exhentai.org/g/504451/d36f3a55eb/
>>
Which Key, is The Key?

fee62113f7780402886eb8e387f0feca
79c7ec6e178c9c010ec6363380dbbcef
20e559ec5d5aedc6585bf5a19176b46e
7379f153b43c2ea2d54b047373582b78
6d4939a07551971163ab4da8703f1d2f
134f8788a523a6ccd10563b48df0d143
5128956b203eb4ad7fd97c77ea31adec
1eec9067c668f9941a43f2bab5b711ef
01a4b1306f2ea397670635411672349d
04636a534d8b18832702ce448e31458a
0a602953b6286ad27ee18c0c6f97e082
46413ec30b2098c5e6e2f8c8200c78c9
4ab60331af3a5d0b44b0627546e9c4ee
af052f296ae1e7ef99a44c0284c0f9e9
31ddaf43741687ab761a86a0365ad662
0b79d39c41baecb07a99e84c3ce1fee6
afb11f81d2c9731414ab1905c1f32612
93c6c4ca222cfc33839e1f58c048f58a
2892753728614a875e32269675a07570
0b6ef7fbac6d979e4627589131110a84
965e3aec41df4dafc9e66a3f885e49ba
7b457c4cf4f6d2687f28395bafb97a56
528c195ebbe2beced3d009993415c0f0
56c56f84fe3bbe4675a4a0f55aca61a6
4b04c4cceefa8a059d090f6199765aea
c18be238ca2e039961fa32e453a415cc
15500157af1ca1ec0f940e31413248e7
e09802de2d7b618d5f9700feb492ffe7
e03a98cc2b596da328721dc7fed6abba
effd7e2ee147dbcf9f8784cdfb35b424
b447d79eaaa60810db88fa38fcdbab80
a529987345aff0ac4256c76aea370a0a
dbe93d38ecca2022644560788c7842c1
10a600a46857be12382debb9f6fe0c72
67df208bf73edb53ba3af6b82be55b95
9fe38ea95a1b92b3a02ba773ebb2363a
40d8332d6e7a1dd700eb4b955051616d
1594eec6f936c97b9f0f9efcc00f8f0b
4fae2367e9a07565ae774ea2e0df1fc9
d7efaa82894692e01823cd1267741a26
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>>169102415
None of the above.
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>>169101881
Currently "runs on CEMU EX Alpha special edition".

Amazing.
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>>169102415
HOLY SHIT
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>>169102415
now THIS is quality
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>>169102415
...welp
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>>169102415
IS THIS THE RUN?!
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>>169095270
nah it was just a generic kiosk demo, those shits are readily available on ebay too
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>>169102415
fuck this anon
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>>169102450
Pigeon toed
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>>169102127
alright, but still. Just think about it.

You got 80k followers, from which you can generate some good money. You get paid for beeing an autist at vidya. You are the star on some conventions.

And you fucking shit to all of this, because you think hurr durr now I am a princezzzz.
>>
43F5441CDA72D56C03413D27D0D47F84

>>169102415
none of them
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>>169097762
I seriously doubt they're going to worry about Wii U hacking at this point in its lifespan.
If anything, they'd be looking into the 3DS and Switch.
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>>169102282
That's a 1 in 3.4 x 10^38 chance.
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>>169101859
>Roastie "intelligence"
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>>169102595
Narcissa tweeted she'll be leaking BOTW, after she's beaten it and rubbed out all the money twitch chat is worth
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>>169102689
Is narcissa actually playing it?
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>>169102674
don't pat yourself in the back to hide your obvious homosexuality
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>>169102674
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I am as dumb as an average american when it comes to this kind of stuff, so can someone please explain to me why we're waiting for the tik as if it could materialize itself from thin air any second?
Why should it be more likely that we'll get it nowish than, let's say, eight hours ago?
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>>169102548
This. Remember this exploit has been known for over a year, and Nintendo hasn't bothered to do anything about it. This with numerous high profile releases since then (Star Fox, XCX, Color Splash)
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>>169095784
There's also that one anon that's going around offering to pay some ludicrous sum to anyone who can locate the leakerfag.
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>>169099654
Opening the mail retard.
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Can we get a mod in here?

please
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>>169102774
pigeon toed nigga
>>
Are there any news?
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I know this thread is a shitshow right now but i'm just trying to hack my 3ds and when i try to copy the ctr_transfer files from my computer it says there's suddenly already a file with the same name and copy+replace just says an unexpected error is preventing the file from copying

I've tried formatting the 3ds and sd card, anyone experience something like this?
what should i do
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>>169102869
not yet
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>>169102869
YEAH TURN ON CNN
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I bet Neogaf is behind this too.
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>>169102829
>http://pastebin.com/LGxTVMcK

we lottery now
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>>169102750
>playing windwaker
>not even dressed like a girl
>Characters are all named cosmo
NANIIIIIIII?
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>>169102867
That is a seriously strange fetish you've got there.
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>>169102829
Yeah, not happening.
The chance to get enough money by tomorrow to buy out Nintendo is higher. Far higher.
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>>169102947
It's not
it's really cute
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>>169100636
>FIERCE FUCKING DEITY FINALLY COMING BACK
THEY BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP!!
DON'T FUCK THIS UP NINTENDO!!
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>>169103021
Apparently its an easter egg costume, so likely not canon.
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>>169103021
It's an easter egg skin, with sword included

Nothing to do with the story or lore
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>>169102908
Nice nick
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>>169102958
You're not a girl and never will be, fuck off.
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>>169102958
Pigeon toed
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>>169102982
it does tens of keys per second, if enough people use it, maybe. (HEX is only 0-9 and A-F chars)
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>>169102841
>can we get a mod to ban those meanies posting fake leaks, my body can't handle it anymore

I hope the mods lurk, and as soon as the real thing drops (see: never) they wipe it out within seconds before you notice it.
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So if the ticket eventually leaks, how do I even use it?
I know how to use Utikdownloadhelper, but I never put any codes in there myself. They're all already listed.
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>>169102982
That's the beauty of RNG, you never know.
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>>169102869
We're expecting something in about 5 hours.
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>>169103153
Even with every single PC in existence and every PC running the maximal amount of these programs at the same time and all of them being set to check different ranges, still not happening.
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>>169102415
>fee62113f7780402886eb8e387f0feca
>79c7ec6e178c9c010ec6363380dbbcef
>20e559ec5d5aedc6585bf5a19176b46e
>7379f153b43c2ea2d54b047373582b78
>6d4939a07551971163ab4da8703f1d2f
>134f8788a523a6ccd10563b48df0d143
>5128956b203eb4ad7fd97c77ea31adec
>1eec9067c668f9941a43f2bab5b711ef
>01a4b1306f2ea397670635411672349d
>04636a534d8b18832702ce448e31458a
>0a602953b6286ad27ee18c0c6f97e082
>46413ec30b2098c5e6e2f8c8200c78c9

I tested everything execept these ones, its just too painful...
fee62113f7780402886eb8e387f0feca
79c7ec6e178c9c010ec6363380dbbcef
20e559ec5d5aedc6585bf5a19176b46e
7379f153b43c2ea2d54b047373582b78
6d4939a07551971163ab4da8703f1d2f
134f8788a523a6ccd10563b48df0d143
5128956b203eb4ad7fd97c77ea31adec
1eec9067c668f9941a43f2bab5b711ef
01a4b1306f2ea397670635411672349d
04636a534d8b18832702ce448e31458a
0a602953b6286ad27ee18c0c6f97e082
46413ec30b2098c5e6e2f8c8200c78c9
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>>169103239
......................................fake...................
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>>169103153
Nice bait. No seriously, this can NEVER work. It's more than lottery odds by several million times.
>>
>>169103074
>>169103091
Hype deflated.
I wanted him to be confirmed as a Shiekah god.
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>>169103286
bruh just doubleclick and search on google if you gotta be like this, dont feed the retards...
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Why is it only 64 gigs or higher is required to hack a 32 gig Wii U? The 32 gig SD card isn't enough.
>>
Maybe we need to have a tik shitposting general.
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>>169103153
oh boy so just 16^32 number of keys to bruteforce and with our combined efforts maybe 100 keys per second

thats just 4*10^31 number of days before we crack this boys!
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>>169102947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsPKso2_eJ8
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who /ptg/ here?
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So all I need to hack my wii u is an SD card or do I need a USB as well? Would 64gb sd card be fine?
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I bet not having the key till next month
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>>169099893
>>169099903
is this the eur one that has everything? nothing missing?
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>>169103432
like all of the shitposters
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>>169095552
so how do i use this in a way so i can download a game to be ready for use with cemu.
i know its a long shot that it works but i wanna try
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>>169103359
We'll have to wait and see how we obtain it, if it has any powers and what the item description is
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>>169103153
Even if everyone in the world did it, even if you could test 1000 a second, it would take billions of years to find the right one.
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>>169103534
progmatically, yes
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>>169103491

>CEMU

You super poor fags are a riot. Can't even afford a wiiu.
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>>169103387
16 square root of 32 isnt THAT big, have you seen the IBM data centers with their super computers?
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>>169103534
it's no use
they just see "really big number"
it doesn't even register in their head
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>>169103534
It would take billions of years to go through all the possible combinations, nonetheless you could still get the right one on first try
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>>169103601
Rich people arent rich because they are loose with their money

Poor people on the other hand...
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>>169103680
Not him nor debunking it, but 4chanx has an option to forge the filename on upload to within the past year.

Go convert and report back.
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Is the 5 hours shitposting gone
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>>169103470
Yes
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>>169103751
It will be gone in ______
>>
5 HOURS LEFT LET'S GO BOIZZZ
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>>169103808
thank you
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>>169103747
i dont use special programs to browse this taiwanese picture book website
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>>169103639
This.

It's hard to explain a how big a number actually is, when most people don't even understand what a trillion is.

They think "oh it's just a thousand billions"
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I really REALLY need that tik
Someone got a hookup, im in dire need of it...
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If the ticket eventually leaks, how do I even use it?
I know how to use Utikdownloadhelper, but I never put any codes in there myself. They're all already listed.
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No pigeon toed anime girls being posted ;_;
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the .tik will come out after the embargo
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>>169103931
when the real tik leaks, theres going to be at least a hundred posts in here asking that same question

lurk, faggot
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>>169103931
>HL2
No game deserves to be on such a list when it has the most boring, dullest, shittiest, just the worst of the worst boat segment ever

Also MP2 is better
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>>169102829
give CDecrypt
>>
How many files does the EU version have, I've got 258, is that right?
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>>169103456
Femanon don't disappoint us please.
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>>169103742
Picture anything. Anything.
Name something right now. It can be whatever you want.
It has a higher chance than breaking AES-128.
That trap poster could be Cosmo himself. Trump could be a closet furfag russian alien. Eleven different and unconnected people in this thread could have the ticket, three of which are withholding it because their houses have simultaneously begun to burn down and eight of them are just fucking around teasing.
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>>169103639
I think it's more like they just see the 1 in "incomprehensiblehugenumber to 1".

As long as it's possible the're always be people who think that they might be that super unlikely 1. It's what gambling thrives on.
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>>169104064
i think she's just uploading the same mega files
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>>169104046
Yes, check your hashes here: http://pastebin.com/WheATwNT with the program "ExactFile"
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>>169103931
You upload it to wiiu.titlekeys.com
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>>169104082
You'd have about the same chance of cracking it though as running through a wall, uninterrupted, making it all the way through also without disturbing the wall.

That's "possible" too.
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>>169104218
More characters in a pose like the left character
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>>169104218
dammit
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>>169104072
Doesn't matter, just because it's improbable doesn't mean that it's impossible, so even with an infinity of possible combinations you could still get the right key on first try. I mean you can't say that it could never happen, it's just really unlikely.
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>>169104218
https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>>
Homebrew noob here:

It's probably best to never update the Switch Firmware until we have word of hacks, right?

I'm just asking because the safe firmwares in the OP have hella high numbers like 5+ etc.
That means the security holes didn't get fixed late in the console's lifecycle?
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>>169103456
You'll get banned before you can post the link. Is this part of your plan?
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>>169104082
I mean, at least with the roulette your chances are almost 1 in 2.

But for this, your chances are 1 in 3400000000000000000000000000000000000 (I didn't made that number up, those are the actual odds).
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>>169104404
So why haven't you started yet? You could be the one neo.
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>>169104414
Which version is it? US, EU or JP?
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>>169103613
>16 square root of 32 isnt THAT big
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>>169104021
>MP2
With that shitty ass map and dual dimension gimmick? Ammo? No thank you.
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>>169104404
Is someone found the key at random. I would't call that "unlikely", that would be divine intervention.
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>>169104561
EU, there is no other version online
>>
updated if you want
http://pastebin.com/tedbVbLd
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>>169104654

You find that one in the RFI dungeon, right?
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>>169104653
>there's a timeline where someone got it first try
>used as evidence of god for years after
>>
what's the step by step process of what to do after the key leaks?
>>
>>169104526
Because i don't really care about having it this instant, i can wait for the game to come out.
>>
>>169104498
>>169104615
Well sure outright brute force won't get you anywhere. But what about using all the title keys we have to attack their key making process? There's a chance they used some poorly thought out interior system, isn't there?
>>
testing, did hiroshimoot remove spoilers (test)
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>>169103983
>Just wait until the thread becomes flooded with a million responses to ask a simple straightforward question
>No, don't ask it now when everyone's just posting memes and waiting for said event to explode
Do you even use your brain?
>>
>>169104840
run decrypt if you have the files
wait for a loadiine upload otherwise
>>
>>169104870
No. AES-128 is retard proof.
>>
>>169104658
I have a USA Wii U, with Haxchi on it. Am I fucked?
>>
>>169101630
The Trump family has been involved in politics for 3 generations to gain advantages in their business dealings.
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>>169104840
well, we only have the EUR game, so your console has to either be EUR or run a CFW to bypass the regionlock.

Then you download the game dump someone posted here and add the ticket file. That's all.
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I have the .tik.
I'll be leaving now.
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Does anyone know if Botw has any lttp references in it?
like the medallions
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>>169104840
First you take it, make sure all the the digits match up perfectly as you type them in, shine it up real nice

TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
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>>169104903
oh they just dont work if theyre around brackets (tbh)
>>
>>169104906
keep that attitude up, it really makes people want to spoonfeed a retard like you
>>
>>169104949
Haxchi can play out of region titles (if "sysmenu" is in your config.txt)
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>>169105027
A tunic apparently.
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I think I may have finally found the title key.
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How do you deal with the guilt?
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>>169104839
>mfw when someone cracks the ticket at random on this thread.
>mfw we praise our trap gods forever.
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>>169104220
Thanks anon
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>>169105026
W-WAIT NO!!
IT'S WINDWAKER HD!! H-H-HE LIED TO ME!!!
>>
>>169104840
>hotload the SUSNAND key into Alphamiine and flash the cIOS title certs into Gecko, do a memory in the range between 1500000 and 3000000 for until you find the signature adress. Check the play log for your highest playtime and convert that raw data rounded to hex and poke the sysNAND memory with it until it verifies the userland certificate. Took about four tries using this method when Color Splash first got leaked.
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>>169104498
Doesn't matter.
As long as there's that 1 someone will keep hoping and trying. After all gambling isn't just roulette, there's a lot of stuff with odds much, much worse and yet people will keep playing in the hopes to some day be that 1.
Dunno if it's optimism or egocentrism that drives them, with gambling it's a dose of addiction too, but some people will always assume that they're fated to hit the jackpot.
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>>169105123
HOLY SHIT
>>
I had to jog to uni. Did it leak in the last 20 minutes?
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>>169105048
>Better lick an asshole's balls or no candy for you!
Is this for real?
>>
I,m come back!
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>>169105123
HOLY SHIT!
>>
d237b0a8a7f595095fbc7eb72aa173ed
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tfw we don't even get fake titlekeys anymore
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>>169105227
just now >>169105123
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>>169105045
thx
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>>169105162
I'd be mad as fuck if I blew literally all the luck of my entire DNA generation on a single random number to play a Chinese cartoon video game 2 weeks earlier instead of winning the lottery 200 times in a row and buying Nintendo which is more likely.
>>
>>169104414
Is this the actual link?
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>>169105123
A reveal like that would be pretty fucking neat.
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>>169105123
This needs to be used once a real key is posted
>>
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Here is the hardest boss I've fought so far in playing Zelda:BoTW. If I beat him I'll give you the key.

(MAJOR SPOILERS)
>>
holy shit i know the leaker, something was just posted in the news that he was found dead, chopped in half by a katana

guess twere never getting that .tik..
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>>169105234
me too, it took me a while cuz my boyfriend wanted some secks, and wouldn't stop till he finished in my asshole
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>>169105026
NOOOOOOOO!
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>>169105229
figure it out yourself then its not hard to do
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>>169105203
>there's a lot of stuff with odds much, much worse
Please tell me what has worse odds than getting the titlekey. I don't know of anything with worse odds. You're more likely to be the sole jackpot winner of the lotto 10 times in a row than guess this key even if you use your whole life to just calculate more keys
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>>169105045
THE KEY
HAS COME BACK TO
VEEEEEE GEEEEE
>>
Mfw downloading all these wiiu games I'll never play.

Why do I do this to myself.
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>>169105318
yes
>>
Tik Tok Tik Tok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
-be me
-store manager at gamestop
-play Wii U botw in the backroom every break

TLDR: I love my job
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>>169105345
Obvious fake, the Yakuza prefers car accidents.
>>
>still no tik

For what reason
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>>169105276
0f35a68c3faecc27681bbe6147da97f7
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>>169105404
AES-256 :v)
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>>169105369
I'm pretty sure I already know how to do it. I just wanted to make sure.
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>>169105475
>not buying the superior crisp switch version
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>>169105501
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169105501
HOLY SHIT!
>>
>>169105475
No one actually has it. The eShop version leaked, not a retail disc.

And it's european so we can't just get some chucklefuck Gamestop employee to use tik2sd.
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>>169105475
the first leaker admitted he was just here to watch the autist monkeys dance for treats.

hes playing the game right now and wont be giving us the tik. we have to wait for another leaker to come along.
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>>169105439
>gamestop
No, you're still getting the short end of the stick
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>>169095978
>>
Sometimes when I load Haxchi the screen just says
'-3'
and I have to hard reset, anyone know what causes it?
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I'm come back people!!!
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You need help people
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for those who play backups on their WiiU, what brand USB flash drive do you use? I've tested through three 8GB flash drives that work at first but then stop for no reason. What brand external HDD would you recommend I get/avoid while we're at it?
>>
You could have stopped it.

All you had to do was put the .tik in the bag. Now it's too late.
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>>169105505
>>
I love taking a nice twink boy and plowing his asshole till it bleeds.
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>>169105704
>What brand external HDD would you recommend I get/avoid while we're at it?

They are all shit
>>
So...no news right?
Can someone post the game-so-far on a site that has not a 5gb limit? it's gonna take 24hrs der
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>>169105603
Honestly fuck that guy

what kind of sadistic piece of shit does that
>>
>-store manager at gamestop
Wow. So kewl.
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>>169105835
says the kid that wants to completely assfuck the devs by playing it free and early
>>
Ok
What's all the hardware I need to do this shit for my WiiU?
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>>169105826
Download in chunks from mega and reset your IP when you reach the limit
>>
Wait, if the eShop and physical disk are basically seperate, then would dumping the tik from the physical disk even work on the eShop version which we have?
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>>169105749
DAHNALD
>>
I dont even know why I keep refreshing this... No new leak or anything from the game since 5h... I still keep trying every key like an idiot..

for the normal dudes : NOTHING MORE THAN THE ENCRYPTED FILES FOR NOW
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STORY OF SEASONS
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i still need help boys, improved the key rate quite a bit
http://pastebin.com/dp7Y69qR
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>>169105835
the kind that wants to feel special and better than a bunch of internet memers because he has no actual power in his life and likely has no life at all.
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>>169105826
Theres no point downloading it you idiot. Its useless without the .tik

You might as well download 9 gigs of dolphin porn
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>>169105826
for what?, there is still not ticket
>>
>>169105826
Megadownloader son, work perfect.
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>>169106018
So when the tik drops I don't have to wait 20 hours
>>
>>169105704
Get one w/ his own alimentation. It's a matter of energy mostly, btw Nintendo suggests a few on their website
>>
>>169105971
If its the same region, yes.

Getting ahead of ourselves here though.
>>
>>169105951
I have it pre ordered for collection purposes

I just want it early to play
>>
You probably get this question a lot but which size of SD card should I buy to hack my Wii U?
>>
>>169105990
i hope you realize the 5hrs thing is a recurring meme on this general.
>>
>>169106004
dude stop, it ain't gonna happen.
>>
guys, keep in mind that we are not even sure that those 9,8GB contain all the files needed to run it (assuming we get the ticker) maybe we'll need the whole dump.
>>
So besides brute force, how would one even go about finding the .tik? Is there any viable method, without someone directly leaking it
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>>169106018
>implying 9 gigs of dolphin porn is useless
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>>169105951
>and early
I supposed to play it in 2015, faggot. And then Nintendo fucked Wii U owners and delayed BotW for 1.5 years.
>>
what are wiiu discs anyway are they and offshoot of bluray or what
>>
>>169106004
You're doing gods work anon
>>
>tfw no Cory in the House VC packaged to look like BotW
>>
>>169106018
Yeah...you're not very bright. The whole point of downloading the game is so they can be READY if/when the .tik drops. Not everyone has Google Fiber, okay buddy?
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>>169106286
They read backwards like gamecube discs!
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>>169106095
Its not gonna drop friendo

The leaker most likely has the USA version and is being a cunt about releasing it

Just wait til the 3rd like everyone else
>>
I'm just here to see Ganondorf's model
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>>169106004
keep going
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>>169105704
I just buy a regular laptop HDD and an enclosure. I spend about 25 bucks for both. Just make sure the enclosure has a y split USB cord. The HDD will need extra power to work with the wiiU. The drive in mine is some 500gb Toshiba, bought both off ebay.

Just make sure the HDD enclosure has a y split USB and supports over 500gb. Or I guess you can always get the ones that Nintendo suggests... Or one with its own power brick.
>>
>>169105618
Now that I believe.
Jesusfuck, why do all these CoD children look like literal rats?
>>
>>169106041
thank you man
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A familiar face returns to BoTW (spoilers)
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>>169106260
did Nintendo generate the key on a wiiu or an x86 normal computer this is important
>>169106330
so its time to find the magic blu ray drive same as the gamecube one i have
>>
>>169106363
running on 3 pcs atm, guess ill start up some VMs as i have lots of CPU power left

HUEHUEHUEHUHUE
>>
Good news guys, apparently the GBAtemp faggot doesn't want to come back
>is 4chan still going? i lost the thread when i went to sleep.
>oh dont worry, i wasnt planning on going back. i think iv read the word faggot enough times for a lifetime.
>>
I always fucking forget, if i have cfw on my 3ds (followed the guide all the way) is it safe to update the 3ds so i can play online?
>>
>>169106340
If it's not him is someone else, it's only a matter of time
Even if it drops on the 3rd, I still would have to download the files, so might aswell do it now
>>
Is it possible to streetpass yourself or something? I really want to try out freeform fusions in dragonball fusions but I don't have a second 3ds, or anyone near me who plays the game for that matter.
>>
>>169106340
well if that faggot got a copy a faggot in eu could maybe have it or will have it soon.
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>>169106361
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>>169106417
You win
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>>169105956
External USB pendrive or 250-to-500GB hard drive with it's own powersource cable (Unlike the Wii, the Wii U doesn't output enough juice), a 32GB SD card, optionally a legit DS Virtual Console game on the system (Brain Age is the cheapest), and internet access.
>>
>>169106392
What does this mean? The Wii U can't do power and data transfer through a single USB?
>>
This guy has the .tik
https://twitter.com/lagacvince/status/834224187522822145
>>
so if eu botw leaks, only rednand or haxchi fags will get to play right? its not fucking fair
>>
>>169106435
Doesn't matter, it's a random 128bit sequence. Any computer can make that.
>>
>>169106569
>https://twitter.com/lagacvince/status/834224187522822145
you could at least try
>>
will US downloads trough Nusgrabber work on EU consoles when using WUPinstaller?
>>
>>169106569
No he doesn't, you faggot
>>
>>169106585
You know that you don't need either to run CFW right?
>>
>>169106585
It takes 10 minutes to set up
>>
>>169106456
Great
>>
>>169106585
loadiine plays EU games
at least, my copy of WW has a region of 4
>>
>>169106585
just buy brain age fag.
>>
>>169106608
but on the wiiu theyve been using the same wii hardware for a while now it is posible that they fucked up the rng same as how in most x86 systems the intel rng is backdoored
>>
What's the status of the Google Drive upload?
>>
>>169106671
No, these fucking guides in the pastebin are garbage. pls spoonfeed me.
>>
>>169106459
anyone? please?
>>
>>169106537
Thanks
>>
>>169106765
if you have luma yes
>>
>>169106537
how long should a new 128gb sandisk pen drive last after all the games are installed on it? I really don't want to have to opt for a HDD.
>>
>>169106765
Not right now. If I remember right, 11.6 broke cfws, or maybe it was just luma....
>>
>>169106585
>launch the homebrew channel
>launch sigpatcher
>launch wup installer
>you can now install dlcs, eshop only games and out of region games
it's that simple
>>
>>169106830
A while I guess? I've been using 32GB Toshiba pendrive and had no problems whatsoever.
>>
>>169106562
Lol of course not, it's a wiiU. The USB ports don't have enough juice to do both data transfer AND power the drive. It will always try and spin up but fail. If you head over to Amazon and search up a y split cable, a majority of the reviews are about how it works for wiiU.

I had another enclosure that came with a y split USB cord but it just didn't work. The listing said it supports up to 500gb HDD and mine was 500. It worked but if you switched menus or had the wiiU reboot while doing rednand, the drive would fail to start up again. So don't go too cheap with the enclosure or just get a cheap one and buy a y split USB off amazon.
>>
>>169106848
>11.6
>>
>>169106657
>>169106663

THE PERFECT RUSE.
>>
>>169106963
11.3.0-36
I knew there was a 6 in there somewhere
>>
i'm just here hoping he leaks the green tunic
i really don't care about the tik, i just want to see the official botw tunic
>>
>>169106562
>>169106934
To add to that, maybe if I put a HDD with less than 500 it would've worked. Never know with these Chinese devices.
>>
>>169107098
So even if i have the full boot cfw i shouldnt update?
>>
>>169105082
Not him but that's original LoZ's tunic. The wig for the ALTTP one would have pink hair.
>>
>>169106761
Mocha CFW, run it from the homebrew menu.
>>
>>169107149
luma still works with a9lh if you had it before all other cfws that use firmlaunch do not
>>
>>169106004

I did the math, even if you have a 3 ghz computer, and you compute one key per clock cycle (completely unrealistic).

By the time March 3rd rolls around, you will have computed .000000000000000000001% of all available keys. Just saying.
>>
>>169106041
nice virus
>>
post yfw we actually guess the right key
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>>169107275
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>>169107275
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>>169107254
just spit balling say one of us had a botnet then what would the odds be
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>>169107275
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>>169107275
Basically, if that happens, someone ring up NIST and tell them that AES-128 is no longer secure for any purpose.

A 2^-128 guess is not meant to happen. Ever.
>>
>>169106585
Sig patcher.

Get informed, faggot.
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Loving Every Laugh
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I have a 2 systems

1 2DS and 1 3DS; both are hacked and same versions of CFW and a9lh

The 2DS has my 128GB SD card, my 3DS has none.

What's the best way to transfer the 128GB SD card to a new system to retain all saves and games? Do I simply just pop it in the 3DS?
>>
STORY OF SEASONS WHERE
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>>169107272
Yes son, virus
>>
>>169106448
>guess ill start up some VMs
Can't you just... run the program twice?
>>
>>169107230
I... dont know. I know i have luma but i dont use it when i boot. I just turn it on and it works.
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>>169107254
You're so smart anon
>>
Leave the key to me.
>>
>>169107396
try it and see
>>
>>169107441
Does anyone have sauce on this pic, the more I see it the more I have an obsession with it
>>
>>169105951
>free

But I've got it preordered, I just wanted to play it on my day off (today) because I work when it actually comes out.
>>
>>169107473
*gulp*
>goes in blind
>>
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>>169107181
>The wig for the ALTTP one would have pink hair

But the Wii U can actually handle more than 6 different colors though unlike the SNES
>>
>>169107419
link to the mega page?
>>
>>169107383
Literally WHO?
>>
>>169107428
hold down the select or start key when it boots and tell me what happens
>>
>>169107352
If you had a billion computers under your control, you would only have computed .0000000000001% of all available keys. That's assuming the completely unrealistic key rate per computer as well.
>>
>>169107503
You're so loyal anon... I just want to sell it before release for extra money. I've made 200+ a piece by selling hacked wiiUs. Unfortunately I don't care much about the new Zelda, I feel bad.
>>
the tik is not coming before March 3, guys.
>>
>>169107572
I never understood this hair meme, there was yellow in that game
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>>169107640
I am kind of offended at your lack of faith. Dont you have anything better to do than shit on the efforts of a few good children?
>>
>>169107382
You can alsonuse Mocha CFW as well right ?
>>
>>169107640
okay how about a warehouse of asics made specifically for cracking
>>
>>169107714
How come I have it then?
>>
>>169107581
https://mega.nz/#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>>
google drive when?
>>
>>169107769
Eu version right?
>>
>>169107383
Every tweet is..

"plz hire me nintendo"

kek
>>
Fuck mega and its data cap bullshit
>>
>>169096540
struggle life
>>
I can wait for Zelda, but someone needs to dump Trio of Towns fucking ASAP.
>>
>>169107806
its about 13 gigs a torrent would be better
>>
>>169107746
ASICs would probably just get you closer to the unrealistic estimate of one check per clock cycle.
>>
>>169107624
luma v5.5 menu pops up
>>
>>169107746
You still couldn't do it, retard.

Even if you had access to all the computers and hardware in the world, somehow beefed up their power 1000-fold, it would take you longer than March 3rd.
>>
>>169107975
you have an old version of luma with a9lh use luma updater and get to 6.6
>>
>>169107975
Update Luma
Update Sysnand
Pay online
>>
>>169108000
>doubting the power of serendipity
>>
fuck mega
>>
>>169108068
>>169108069

Thanks. watch me fuck this up somehow.
>>
All I want is someone to leak the music for the game. Then I could...maybe probably wait till the 3rd
>>
were can i download the zelda leak xD
>>
>>169108000
then how did the feds do it i remember some version of aes was cracked by them though specal hardware
>>
>>169108174
I can leak on you if you want.
>>
>>169108174
mega with a proxy xD
>>
>>169108174
4chan.org
>>
>>169107728
18,446,744,000,000,000,000 possible combinations.
18 Quintillion +
Better get started to find that one key dude.

Better get started.
>>
>>169108218
>then how did the feds do it i remember some version of aes was cracked by them though specal hardware
design faults, and backdoors, but mostly design faults
>>
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE'S GOT A SWITCH EARLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dodnbYkbiZE
>>
>>169108174
LOL dude just use the torrent LMAO WEED 420
>>
do i need the files besides the title key, or just the title key? Haven't modded my wii u yet.
>>
hello where is the leaks xD
>>
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KEY LEAKED ON RFI

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>
>>169107873
this
>>
>>169108152
https://github.com/Hamcha/lumaupdate/releases

from the a9lh guide
>>
Guys I think I'm on to something.

Just give me 5 more hours and I'll have it done in a jiffy.
>>
>>169108218
It was developed by NIST and certified by the NSA of course there's a backdoor. It would be easier to break into the NSA and find the backdoor than to crack it normally.
>>
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Time to get lucky, faggots.
https://u.nya.is/yprxtd.rar
>>
>>169108371
>says it's not a drill
>It's a drill

why
>>
>>169107419

That's a larger size than what I got from NUS. Why is it different?
>>
>>169108371
what is RFI?
>>
>>169108371
what is rfi
>>
>>169108342
so don't trust the intel rng is what you're saying
>>
Boring
>>
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>>169096224
our friend lost the page!! how can gbatemp get any new LEAKS ???
>>
>>169108351
I bet they got Zelda early too.

Why don't they leak it? Selfish faggots I swear
>>
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>>169107602
Literal faggot who went out of their way to asslick one of the people who got color splash early. Said they would leak, got pirates remorse and then faked some images of them pre-ordering the game on Amazon. Was too scared to leak the game despite saying they would, so got a minion to leak the game for them.

Also. Got banned on Splatoon.

Worshipped by 12 yr olds who find this behaviour impressive and edgy.
>>
>>169108338
And yet he could get the right combination by asking his grandma for a random combination of letters and numbers.
He could also win every lottery for the rest of his life, or could stumble upon a bestseller by drawing letters out of a hat, but hey, gotta have faith in lady fortuna.
>>
>>169108351
they broke the embargo they gonna get so sued
>>
>>169108531
No idea.
>>
>>169108418
>>169108069
>>169108068
So i updated, but now the config options are gone. What do i select? Autoboot sysnand, use sysnand firm if booting with R?
>>
>>169108556
I'm glad he's not coming back
>>
>>169108531
A few dupes

>>169108069
>Pay online
Never.
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>>169108556
>ctrl+F
>faggot
Only 16 results
>>
>>169108497
Dude, let's wet lucky that this is the one. Hope to god we can have a .tik file by the end of the night. (Or morning if you're actually UK)
>>
>>169108370
Lift your faucets handle, use the supplied allen key to loosen the set screw on the underside of the handle
Remove the handle
The cap that sits on top of the cartridge is the "bonnet nut"
Tighten that bonnet nut snugly by hand.

If it is seized, lay a rag with a mixture of 50/50 white vinegar and water on the bonnet nut and let it sit overnight.
Break it free with a strap wrench and then re tighten.

Reinstall the handle to the cartridge and check for leaks.
If its still leaks from under than handle you may have a failed cartridge.

Please get back to us with your diagnosis so we can go from here.
>>
>>169108668

Either that's bad or mine is bad. And I'm confident in mine. Check it against the md5 hashes from yesterday.
>>
Why won't leakerfriend just upload it? it'll only take about 19 hours or so.
>>
>>169108497
make a vid so i can see the speed
>>
>>169108725
Yeah, what a faggot indeed.
>>
Autoboot sysnand
Use Sysnand Firm with R
Show nand or system string in system settings

Youll be fine
>>
The clock is TIKing... 5 hours left...
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>>169108625
Except she did leak the game ya idiot, I'm still seeding the torrent.
>>
>>169108858
Thanks.

Reddit says i need to update arm9 too? any truth to this or is Luma 6.6 enough?
>>
>>169108676
you're not using emunand right do autoboot sysnand
also set it so show string in user settings
>>
>>169108497
How many virtual machines should I run this in?
>>
>>169109034
as many until your cpu reach 100%
>>
>>169109000
You do if its the really old version, but if you can boot you already have the updated one
>>
>>169108959
She stopped it right before anyone got 100%. I actually took some files from another dump so the torrent would complete for everyone else.
>>
>>169109000
>arm9
>>
>>169108497
How do I use this?
>>
>>169109034
none ? i mean, it's not like it'll succeed in any realistic world.
>>
>>169107473
I placed the 2DS card into the 3DS

It did some Home Management initilization thing, and I noticed the folders and the layout was preserved, but not the theme and no games showed up
>>
>>169109121
what a bitch
>>
Can we weaponize some autists to socially engineer the key out of a reviewer or something?
>>
>>169109121
[citation needed]
>>
>>169108840
DEA, please, stop. I don't have any speed.
>>
>>169108959
>>169109121
>>169109223
>S
>H
>E
>>
>>169109025
im not using a emunand? or what do u mean?
>>169109075
ok thanks, updating the system firmwire now.
>>
>>169109226
it doesn't work that way we need a review disc and a hacked wiiu most of us here don't even have a wiiu and they are no longer being made ether on top of that i bet after pokemon that Nintendo has all the review disc tickets on file
>>
>>169109281
Ask her? If you check the GBATemp thread at the time you can see people talking about it being stuck for a couple hours and slowly completing as more rar parts were added.
>>
>>169108371
I still don't know if this is a troll. Someone said an incomplete dump was posted there but with the .tik intact.
>>
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>>169108497
is it programed to stop when it hits the right one
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>>169109352
you already got help you're fine don't worry however the homebrew launcher cia will need to be updated for 11.3 but that's not a big deal
>>
>>169109414
>most of us here don't even have a wiiu

????
>>
>>169109343
>2017
> being a transphobe
ow the edge
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>>169109414
>most of us here don't even have a wiiu

Wait, what?
First of all that's wrong, but secondly why the fuck do you want a leak then? Don't tell me you think CEMU will actually run the game at a playable level.
>>
>>169109121
Yep, I did the same thing, combined the mega files with the torrent rar parts, same files, got the torrent finished for everyone else
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>>169109569
>calling dudes wearing dresses "girls"
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>>169108959
He obtained the game from somebody else, with the understanding he'd do the l33t hax0r leaking for them.

He bailed on the torrent seeding, complete with twitter theatrics. "I can't do this guyses... so scared, it's not right to leak Nintendo, I wuv dis company"

Somebody else took over the torrent AFTER it had been made available elsewhere because he had of course made sure his minions were sent it on Mega before he felt bad about leaking it....

Ever since that day he deleted selected tweets and locked the twitter.

Go back to GBATemp and sucking his dick.
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>>169109547
It will stop when output number will be smaller than 9999.
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>>169109630
good post
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>>169109414

You're a fucking idiot if you're waiting around without a Wiiu. Do you seriously think CEMU will be able to play it right away? seriously?
>>
>>169109547
>against all ods and with the help of a universe worth of luck it manages to get the right tik
>it immediately drops it and keeps going as if nothing happened

If there's a god I'm sure this would be his kind of humour.
>>
so is there a tik file yet or not
>>
>>169109569
>>2017
>>
cemu is now the new >cakes
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>>169109742
no
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>>169109715
>>169109578
Lol don't make him feel dumb. It's probably an underage
>>
>>169109742
Yeah you just missed it sorry bud
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>>169109646
O W THE EDGE
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>>169109742
They're taking 5 hours plus the rest of time itself to brute force it.
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>>169109569
Fuck off back to Neogaf.
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>>169109549
ok thx as long as i can download my illegal games im good.
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>>169109154
Pls respond ._.''

i dont wanna redownload my games onto my 3ds
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>>169109685
can i make it use my gpu to go faster
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motherfuck neir is out in japan with full english language settings

why the fuck to we need to wait for it again?
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>>169109778
Nobody liked your first forced meme, nobody will like your second forced meme.
Fuck off

>>169109826
>implying it even matters
>>
>>169109742
Check your inbox ;)
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>>169109904
So they can make sure it's culturally appropriate for western audiences.
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10.2, HENcuckyou, Yiffy Lube, Cyber Sluts, MAHVEL, Vitamin, chink semen, Pokémon Moon titlekey WHEN, ePSP WHEN, f00d WHEN, Zelda titlekey WHEN...

Shitposting never changes, it merely adapts to the times.
>>
>ironic /v//GAF/reddit/twitter shitposters still cant leave
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>>169110001
im sure i have a jap psn account left over from the ff15 demo, i'd have to source some jap psn cards though
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>>169109778
>>>/vg/emugen
Bye.
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Previous thread >>169094709

/hbg/ Wiki: http://homebrew-general.wikia.com

-SAFE FIRMWARES-
3DS: 11.2
Wii U: 5.5.1
Vita: 3.60
PS4: 4.05
PS3: 3.55

-GUIDES-
3DS: http://pastebin.com/TQwDsWh9
↳a9lh + CFW: https://3ds.guide/
Wii U: http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC
Vita: http://pastebin.com/v3caHHnp

-RECENT NEWS-
>3DS
-Nintendo released 11.3, thoroughly patching downgrading for latefriends who update. https://3dbrew.org/wiki/11.3.0-36
-rxTools BTFO, Menuhax's "last known Home Menu vuln." dead. Current solution is to switch to Luma or better yet, install a9lh per the guide.
-hblauncher_loader 1.3 and new *hax 2.9a payloads fix Homebrew for 11.3. https://github.com/yellows8/hblauncher_loader/releases/tag/v1.3
-NTR CFW 3.4 Preview6 and BootNTR 3.1 released. (BootNTR Selector updates automatically.) https://github.com/44670/BootNTR/releases
-Boot DS games in DSIware mode on 3DS from SD card: https://gbatemp.net/threads/nds-bootstrap-loader-run-commercial-nds-backups-from-an-sd-card.454323/

>Wii U
-FlimFlam69 removed the Brazilian method from the guide (you can still find it at: https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/blob/master/btimsg.md). The pastebin has been updated to contain that link.
-People speculate about a new Wii U firmware version before or at launch of Zelda: BotW. Even if the Wii U is out of production, you may still want to use 35.164.240.189 to block updates.
-Boot0 code execution displayed at 33c3, along with boot1 dumping.

>Vita
-Activation without PSN access now possible. http://wololo.net/2017/02/10/epsp-bubble-installer-2-0-activation-without-psn-psvita/
-fl0w teases usb mounting for pstv only. http://wololo.net/2016/12/24/theflow-unveils-usb-mass-storage-ps-vita-releases-february/
-PSN spoofing is broken on the Vita for both HENkaku and taiHENkaku currently.

>PS3
-4.81 Rebug CFW released
-It's possible to run games on OFW 4.70 without ODE and IDPS. https://gbatemp.net/threads/447577
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>>169109914
Brick-kid liked it though, he even posted here.
>>
So, flashcards for the 3ds to play DS games. I heard there were cards that bricked themselves/the device, so which one do you guys recommend?
>>
Holy shit how is this game NOT leaked yet?
its 8 days to release, review copies are out and files are online and physical copies are flying around the country to box stores and yet not a single person has managed to leak a 1 kilobyte ticket?
fucking Special Nintendo Enforcement Samurais
>>
>>169110035
They stay because you give them attention.
>WHY AREN'T THESE BIRDS LEAVING? I'M THROWING ALL MY SEEDS AT THEM!!
>>
>>169110120
You fucked up.
>>
>>169110035
You forgot to list GBAtemp

>>169110120
Don't even attempt making a new thread yet. Page 10 can last for hours.
>>
>>169110163
At this rate the preview embargo is going to lift before the game is leaked. It'll be another Horizon where someone just streams the whole game.
>>
>>169109917
it's not there, resend
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>>169110120
LMAO
>>
>>169110240
new thread
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>>169110128
>mid-kid is the cakes shitposter
Who knew?

>>169110304
Fuck off, this thread was still good. Page 10 can last for hours.
>>
>>169110304
>Don't even attempt making a new thread yet. Page 10 can last for hours.

Are you retarded?
>>
>>169110304
Shitposting edition?
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>>169107373
It's more of a lottery
>>
>>169110379
Well, apparently he is.
>>
>>169110163
It's kind of leaked. We know some anon out there does have the game, but they're dildos and won't leak the full thing.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, others must have it if that faggot has a copy. It'll happen this week for sure

or not
>>
Why is it taking so long to get a ticket file. There has to be someone playing the game as we speak.
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>>169110523
Well, I FUCKING AM
>>
I'm just here for the soundtrack. :^)
>>
>>169110579
>We know some anon out there does have the game

Wheres the proof?
>>
>>169106417
10/10
>>
>>169110882
Stop posting.
>>
>>169111036
Go back a couple threads to the one that hit 2000+ posts
>>
>>169108959
HE didn't do shit but troll and lied. Fuck off cuck and keeping drinking that fag tranny jizz.
>>
>>169110961
Same here honestly :^)
>>
>>169110371
I doubt that he WAS the shitposter. More that he liked it. He even made an AFD version of Cakes that "bricked" you.
>>
I just downloaded it... is it the 10gb file? If not send me another link :/
>>
This is a dumb question, but does it matter if the Brain Age I buy on VC is on a different user account than my main?

For Haxchi I mean.
>>
>>169112193
No. I usually buy brainage, do haxchi, delete the account I bought it from(not completely) and sell the wiiU. Everything will still work.
>>
>>169112148
Yeah, I agree, that was supposed to be a joke
>>
>>169110147
anything that doesnt have a date on it. avoid cards that have a year listed on them. otherwise you cant really go wrong with your pick.
>>
>>169112323
Thanks anon.
>>
>>169110147
>>169110147
>>169110147
>>
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you can now run it multiple times (by having multiple title.key files it can work on)
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>>169112541
forgot link lel
http://pastebin.com/Lr52Rprk
>>
>>169112541
You are an idiot
Computation time is still the same because they will get 1/4th of the time the previous one did each
>>
>>169110147
>>169112508
AFAIK This only applied to the Gateway, a 3DS flashcart that is being rampantly cloned since the cheeky chinks could afford only inventing ONE card and rest just clone it or nicer term is "are compatible"

Shit that is being trumped by CFW in all ways so you never need it - for DS no such worries should be needed, there is R4 models that would work even on vanilla 11.3 still today without CFW and even more that can be enabled to work with one. You do not need to break the bank as antipiracy updating isn't a hot feature you need anymore with DS these days (used to be a good reason to have flashcart that had some mad update speeds like cycloDS or Acekard2 and it's AKAIO aftermarket Firmware which is what WoodR4 is based off)


Get any one that is boasted to be current 3DS compatible - and discard any that boast being 3DS compatible too like newest supercard or something - don't get those, go for cheap.
>>
>>169112819
facepalm.jpg
>>
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Just installed and started playing paper mario color splash, game was working fine until I went into the left section of the town plaza and got this screen. I can open the menu on the game pad but there's a noticable slow down, and I can still walk around. When I went to the main plaza again it went back to normal but this one area seems to give a graphical glitch.
Anyone know what the problem might be? It installed fine
>>
>>169113758
Fuck off anyone who isn't posting the tik.
>>
>>169112739
>Co

how to using this code? I have a cluster with 12.16 Tflops (+400 CPUs)
>>
>>169113843
>homebrew and hacking general
How about you fuck off?
>>
>>169113843
Oh, I'm sorry, was this the Breath of the Wild tik general or was it the /hbg/ - Homebrew & Hacking General?

Bitch.
>>
>>169113843
very excessive reaction anon
>>
>>169114282
how bout you eat this lil dick of mine bitch boi
>>
trying to attempt to install "a game" using System config tool on my wii u with rednand, it says "installing" then shows a percent then it cuts to just saying "invalid type for operation" no idea what that means. anyone know?
>>
>>169114282
I came here for the tik. Fuck. Off. Anyone. Who. Doesn't. Post it.
>>
>>169114461
>System config tool
faggot
>>
>>169114461
It doesn't recognize "a game" as an actual WiiU game.
>>
>>169114461
its because a nigger is handsome and wealthy
>>
>>169114423
Real smooth, fag.

>>169114571
There's people beyond your own personal bubble.
>>
>>169114461
Piss off, the civilized people are trying to get BotW info
>>
>>169114571
Oh stop being a selfish little baby.
>>
>>169114571
you aren't posting it either though
>>
Why aren't people making a /tik/ general?
I am pretty sure you will tons of people.
>>
>>169113758
I don't know what to tell you anon. I installed color splash last night on my USB drive and I didn't have any issues.
>>
>>169114668
Thanks i will let the fags gather the info they wont get
>>
>>169114772
Out of curiosity, how big is your USB?
>>
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Ryan (hacked zelda yesterday) posted this :
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>>169114884
80GB. It's an old laptop spare I had that I threw into an enclosure. Currently got 50~GB installed since I have XCX data and Twilight Princess HD installed. Considering I already own basically all the Wii U games I intend on purchasing it's more than enough.

Now we wait for BotW.
>>
>>169114772
Hmm, well several other games I briefly went on today were working fine.
I just tried yoshis wooly world and once I got on the level it was pretty much the same, with only certain objects showing up but not the ground or background.
I turned my wii u and external harddrive off anyway, maybe it's magically fix itself tomorrow
>>
>>169114983
Happening!
>>
>>169114983
Can the cmd guy try it ?? cuz I actually think it's the one. he's usually reliable
>>
>>169114983
It has a q in it.
>>
>>169114983
"q" isn't hex. It's invalid.
>>
>>169114983

FAKE! lol
>>
>>169114983
812435c3940b827048c912q62925b8bfb

it has b8 in it but can someone try it ?
>>
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mfw
>>
>>169114983

HOLY SHIT
>>
just so you idiot bruteforcers understand.
guessing a single tik out of all of the possible tik codes is a 1 in 16^32 chance.
for people who dont understand exponents, that is 1 in 3.4 x 10^36, or 1 in 340 undecillion.
to get an idea of how big an undecillion is, 1 undecillion is 1 trillion septillions. 1 septillion is 1 trillion quadrillions. 1 quadrillion is 1 million billions, etc.

for comparison, the earth as a whole weighs roughly 13 septillion pounds. one grain of sand weighs roughly 26 ten thousandths of a pound.

if the entire mass of planet earth was made up of grains of sand, there would still only be 3.38 nonillion grains of sand on earth.

the odds of finding a single specific grain of sand out of this entire fucking fictional sand planet earth would still be 100 million times more likely than finding the right working tik out of all of the possible tik codes.

that means you would find the the right specific grain of sand on average 100 million times before you found the righting fucking tik.

100 million sand fucking planets.
>>
>>169115243
yup!
>>
>>169115420
so there is a chance
>>
>>169115420
1 in 340 x 10^36, everything after is still accurate and unchanged
>>
>>169114983
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>>169115420
>>
HQLY SHIT!
>>
>>169115420
A chance is still a chance, anon.
>>
>>169115542
In terms of any level of practicality at all:
No.
>>
any new about zelda or switch?
>>
-_- nobody has the tik file
>>
wasn't there someone who claimed they were picking up the game today? a couple threads last night ( 9pm pst )
>>
>>169116627
I do, actually.
>>
>>169115357
did anyone else notice that with the improper 'q' in this, there's actually 33 characters? So...
>>
>>169116970
proof?
>>
>>169117034
His imagination and dreams. And photoshop skills.
>>
>>169116627
kill yourself faggot
>>
>>169116627
most of us do, but its not a working tik file :^)
>>
Y'all the reason Nintendo was giving Sun/Moon to media on carts.
>>
>>169117227
Cards that can be dumped by pressing 3 buttons
>>
Someone try 812435c3940b827048c91262925b8bfb which is with the q removed since that was an extra digit. I'm not smart enough to convert that into a .tik
>>
>>169117293
yeah lol what's his point XD
>>
>>169117384
kill yourself faggot
>>
>>169117384
>samefagging
>>
>>169117293
Because in terms of carts they could implement a flag in game files to find and pwn the one who leaked it. Too risky to dump them because AFAIK the fine for leaking even the shit like Tropical Freeze was €100,000
>>
>>169117372
fake. ryan is just a memer
>>
>>169117372
not working
>>
>>169117463
Why Thank You Bitch :)
>>
This page is cancer, cya!
>>
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Stupid question but can one just install botw on the Wii U? Would you just have the launch icon but it won't initialize?
>>
>>169118620
nope, you need the tik to do anything with the game.
>>
is /hbg/ always this fucking awful during leak season
>>
>>169119218
yes
are you new?
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