GSL Code S
8h 12m
you can keep it, it's a charizard
tinny
sex!"!!!!!!!!!!
gook
>>169041964
some women want, other women need it am i right?
serg dies tonite....
god damn fucking ni
guys.. i think destiny is about to BTFO trump in his final solution
0.5 gook
>>169042838
hideous
chipotle is opening in my city..it better live up to the hype
its really not all its cracked up to be
>>169042980
its just a big burrito thing
its still pretty good tasting but if theres any amount of hype built up then you will be let down
>>169042838
those fucking boobies man
its been too long since my last somifap
i love harassing girls online...
okay start from the beginning, what type of fish was it
before the evolution you mean?
>>169043323
i like ignoring them instead gets a better reaction
im a god
*unlocks taskbar, moves it to left of screen*
hmm, yes.. this will do just fine
or perhaps im feeling a bit wild *auto hides taskbar* ah yes, so much extra space
>>169042813
he is not my president
auto hiding taskbar is fucking shit on windows lol
it always randomly stops working when you least expect it to
*reads das kapital*
hmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhHtBqsGAoA
dmt gorilla man is live with science nigger
>>169042813
it's too late
The traditional Japanese February scene of a parrot sitting in a tree at peak bloom. Its the most beautiful time in Japan now
*takes a big swig of gook pussy*
>>169044393
tired ass meme
awful post
-1
>>169044249
post that pic with richard lewis on one side and destiny with his head down on the other
>>169044461
call me based while you're at it
do it
cant remember if we're drinking
>>169044712
of course we are. just cracked my 3rd cold one
>>169044712
we're drinking & watching smackdown
not healthy to drink every night...
hello, i am back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!
>>169044985
put some clothes on first
>>169045062
suggestion noted!
>>169044956
not healthy to be depressed for years on end and never exercise either but im a bad boy bad boy watchu gonna do?
this is the hottest wrestling slut i've seen so far
>>169045443
based
>joe rogan is not a flat earther
ugh lol fucking dropped never watching this retard again
http://www.pcgamer.com/new-overwatch-hero-teased-in-blizzard-blog-post
>>169045575
who? nikki bella or natalya?
why is there a kendo stick under the ring?
>>169045748
nikki
whomsoever calls themselves a gamer is not based
overwatch is a good videogame
im a baller myself
a shotcaller
well first of all, a short introduction :
im polish, balding, a gamer,
a playmaker
the squared circle
gaming changed my life i am defined by the characters i played and dragons i slayed
look at the symmetry of the last 5 posts
well i guess you could say im a gamer
love playing the newest games only (retro more like retro-tarded lol)
extreme gamer
extreme snacker
i got tebow'd!
https://youtu.be/-kj5YNBPKzg?t=3m45s
>>169046471
ugh dont post this pedophile here
i like fat girls fuck u
>>169046595
he's OUR degenerate racemixing faggot
>the wgirl shiller likes fatties too
hahahahhaha
>>169046754
not really we are alt-right here not faggy alt-light
im not the wgirl shiller, thats loomies
we hate him here
ye verily i say to you: whomever dons the appellation of gamer is not my child and the kingdom of heaven is not for thee
we like daphne more than velma here
yea girls wearing glasses makes me cringe
>>169046819
speak for yourself
word same
unless they're librarians
>>169047383
stefan is alt-right tho
i hate niggers and im going to make sure my kids hate niggers too
>>169047529
um no i dont see him making racist videos or insulting gays
>>169047719
check his fall of rome video
just gotta make it 30 more minutes, then the liquor stores are closed and i cant get booze
i can do this!!!!!!!!!!
id rather have nieces and nephews than my own kids wow can you imagine the weight of that responsability what if i messed them up as bad as i was
my new podcast episode is out
this weeks episode : we're talking sega saturn, steve bannon : genius or retard?, special guest yeri, almonds vs pistachios the great debate rages on and much more
>>169047780
just did and there's nothing racist in there
>>169047969
its p obv he supports ethnonationalism from that video you should watch it when you are not drunk
neil gerasse btfoing flat earthers
*tunes into smackdown*
ahh finally time to get something to drink
>>169048107
there is nothing prejudicial about that
yeah im a pretty informed individual. a real smart cookie
*gets all my political knowledge from youtubers*
just took a freezing cold shower and I gotta say you guys were right it's amazing
I felt so alive and energetic it completely got rid of the depressive feelings I was having
and the best part of it was getting out
usually I'm freezing when I get out of a hot shower but when I got out of the cold one my bathroom felt warm as f*ck
>>169048235
who said there is
>>169048287
hmm maybe ill try it
>>169048290
it looked as if you were saying there is racist content in the fall of rome video
>>169048326
it really sucks to get in the water but you gotta tough it out
go head first
>>169048287
the experience is good, i agree
van gogh would take ice baths in the insane asylum
>>169048371
i mean you mentioned racism in the first place so thats your fault
holy fucking shit i cant believe this flat earth shit is an actual thing
okay ill take an ice bath tomorrow too
ahahahah
>>169048491
ok so is he insulting gays in that video or how is it supposed to prove he's alt right
i dont like the term alt-right. whats it even mean? everyone has a different definition
>>169048657
no, just that hes not a dumb civic nationalist but rather an ethno nationalist should be enough
or are you confused about what alt-right is actually about?
lets talk about gooks
>>169048728
it means everyone who has different views than me
>>169048775
so it means leftist?
why do asian people always hide their face on the internet
they all look the same anyway
>>169048761
what is the alt-right?
modesty kek not like ud know nything about that turd loser
you're telling me it just got out and walked away?
>>169048928
the command for "forward" in firefox
i understand that it evolved first but yes. it walked away
>>169048928
its about being a libertarian but realizing libertarianism is but an ideal to strive towards and you cant have it in a non-homogeneous society
1120$
bitcoin $10k
>>169049179
so like national socialism but national libertarianism instead
yes i'll take 1 extra large ice soup to go
>>169049179
we can have a libertarian society if we kick all the sub 100 iq people out
https://www.twitch
.tv/plooful
what the fuck is wrong with people
is it possible that there was civilized life on earth before us but they destroyed themselves or died due to some massive natural disaster way before our time?
>>169049679
racial impurity
>>169049735
no see because the earth was only around for 5 days before God made man
do you think there are other gods far away from even gods line of sight
imagine being god and thinking you created everything but one day you walk further down the street than normal and you see another god.
>>169049951
your making an EMENSE error in regards to your conception of God if you even ask this ludacris question
>>169050053
thats what im talkin about
god is thinking "im god, the only god. i created everything" but then he hears some other god waaaaay down there yelling "heeeeeey maaaaan whats uppp i thought i was alone up here rofl how you doin"
imagine being the supercomputer running the simulation that is our universe and you come across this thread and shut down due to the sheer retardation which immediately fries your quantum circuits literally ending existence as we know it
sm h none of you understand God at all FailFish
>>169050276
wouldnt that mean that we arent in a simulation tho
at least theres that i guess
hey what happened to that sim you were running?
i dont wanna talk about it....
of course i understand god. he's my father after all
well actually simulation theory is real but im the simulation and youre all the fakes
>>169050430
amen
>>169050481
it's the other way around, i'm the "real" one and you're the fake one
>>169050582
lol you wish
im probably not real i dont have any feelings i dont do anything
logic failure rocks dont have feeling and rocks dont do anything yet rocks are real
i hate niggers
>rocks
>real
get a lot of this guy
by real i meant a real human being
*starts gathering as much of this guy as i can carry*
>>169050663
i realized that everyone else was a simulation at the age of 3, when did you realize it bitch??
ps yes i'm schizophrenic
ps yes im gay
wait who won the battle royal?
get a lot of this guy
>>169050663
alexa bliss...
>>169050914
you're gonna need two hands to carry my wiener.
a big boy.....
alexis bledel...
latin princess
do you guys like mexican girls i do
we only like agirls
aryan girls? yes, i agree
wgirls are the best
>>169051294
>not even a porn star
>wgirl shiller DESPERATELY trying to shill wpigs
if wgirls are so good you wouldnt have to advertise them constantly :)
funny how you only see ads for timex in magazines but never breitling. really makes you think
i nearly had sex with a mexican girl one time but i was too drunk and couldnt get my weener working
she got really mad and kicked me out of her house party
https://clips.twitch
.tv/ice_poseidon/EnthusiasticBeaverOhMyDog
hmmm......
imagine kicking a girl out of your house party cuz her pussy wouldnt get wet
>drinking literal poison
>trying to have sex with anyone who isn't your spouse
wow. i want all degenerates to leave. now!
i want a spouse
>>169051753
i can already imagine the people commenting on this video are going to be like WELL IF THAT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT
first of all we drink second of all we try to have sex with mexican girls and fail all the time here
>>169051780
there's proof we're living in a simulation. that john travolta is entirely computer generated
i get the distinct feeling the wgirl shiller is also the fat alcoholic stereotypical dumb guy poster too you d have to have nigger-tier brains to still like wgirls in 2017
pissed and shit my pants on purpose
>>169052203
lol
>>169051753
>im the boss of this block
lol
https://aeon.co/ideas/not-owning-a-cellphone-gives-you-time-to-ruminate-and-to-rest
>>169051753
that guys store is going to get harrassed for fucking ever. ice's community is so fucking awful
not fapping any more, not drinking anymore, and throwing my cellphone away. finally i'm a good person
*kills self*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei6eTHde188
*ruminates*
*rests*
mm hmm delightful
>>169052438
see ya in heaven buddy
*reads a book*
jesus that was boring never doing that again
>>169052486
no one delete this post i wanna watch it later when i'm less busy
*loads up the sims online*
*have my character play on the computer*
wow now THIS is fun
so in the time he owned it, the fish was able to evolve?
>>169051753
one time i had a fat middle aged white guy harass me like this
i just stared at him and he gave up
so i never got an answer last night
are other planets flat too? since the earth is flat and all
>>169052874
i told u they were coin shaped
>>169052793
evolve and kill itself, i believe thats how it ended
we didnt answer you for a reason
*cocks gun*
>>169052793
>>169052932
we don't even know how long the process was going on before then
>>169052438
+1, 0, +1
reminder cell phones are dangerous
really regret not going to the liquor store...
>>169053078
*slides you a glass of ice water*
lets have some fun :)
hmm really having trouble with this
>>169053142
so thats it. the missing link
but what if it was more like this
how close does the phone have to be to give me head cancer is the desk safe?
>>169053371
sure if you don't mind your DESK getting cancer instead you inconsiderate clod
>clod
so hes calling me a fish...
clod
A lump of earth or clay.
lump of earth or clay. like the ancient athenians
i wish i could evolve working legs
*wheels my way into the oval office*
doing...
his thang....
>>169053123
dont you mean a bowl of ice soup
>>169054273
glass of ice water is free
bowl of ice soup costs extra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plPNhooUUuc
apparently neurotypicals are deaf and blind?? can anyone confirm this
>>169054347
must be some mighty fancy ice soup @___@
>>169054425
so i have autism then
why didnt i buy alcohol FUCK
dont be afraid myself
>>169054910
you would have regretted it either way that is the nature of this simulation
guess ill make some pizza bites heh
were drivin' in your car
we have never gone this far
>>169054910
why not just go to the local convenience store?
theres two right across the street from each other and theyre a 5 minute bicycle ride away
>>169054910
let that be a lesson to you
>>169055124
alcohol stores close at 10 here!!
>>169055149
dont the gas stations stay open until midnight and sell beer and wine?
>>169054910
drink mommys wine
>>169055213
they dont sell alcohol. i live in ontario only the LCBO is allowed to sell it and they close at 10!
>>169055345
buy some off your neighbor
i just got a kiss...on the sims online
>>169055365
theyre all asleep i live in a white working class neighborhood in the suburbs -.-
>>169055402
soon your gonna woohoo...
america's hat
>>169055478
what should i know before getting to that point..
rice is shit tier food
>>169055550
how should i know youre breaching new frontiers here
the real shittier food is chili
if theres beans its not chili
quinoa exists
i dont know what any of that means
why do my uploads keep failing
>>169055864
cia just installed a new passthrough
8 hours ago i was vowing to not drink anymore for the rest of the week... but now i feel better.....
>>169056007
thats me every morning
except the mornings where i start drinking right when i wake up
your vows are so dumb
herodotus said that 'animals in cold climates dont grow horns' lmao this guy has never seen a reindeer or a moose before
antlers arent horns
we dont make fun of peoples vows here actually
i dont think antlers count as horns
musk ox
what praytell is the difference between antlers & horn. tell me without using google
elon musk ox
antlers are specific to deer
mfw im smarter than herodotus ¬_¬
i praytell that it didn't grow legs but ipso facto grew horn
i want to inhale elon's musk
i can inductively tell you that there must be a difference otherwise the same word would describe them both and we wouldnt have the notion of 2 things, antlers v horns, there would be either horns all or antlers all
yeah we have two words for a lot of things. they're called SYNONYMS dumbass
*boils up some ice soup*
so you guys feel a sense of unjustified pride when you look at your collection of piss bottles?
>>169056660
not reading :)
wtf..,
ice soup is a dish best served cold
i think antlers are able to be shed but horns arent
also maybe horns are made of keratin and antlers arent
antlers are bones
>>169056686
nobody cares just leave :)
>>169056616
synonyms dont mean the the identical same thing they mean similar things. similarity does not equal identity. your post is invalid
*watches the news*
http://i.imgur.com/Zz1vys5.jpg
>>169056782
not an argument
shame about her face tho
>>169056817
her face proportions are all way way off. makes her look like a cross-eyed flat faced monkey
>>169056827
MY MY HOW estoot. i was lecturing you on what a synonym is, not arguing with you. THAT would imply you had a point of view worth considering
someone left the cake out in the rain
>>169056857
and her race
>>169056898
tu quoque de jure ipso facto ergo ante bellum
okay but what was the cake doing outside in the first place
>>169056946
you know we all hate you here dont you wgirl fucker :)
quoque
Tu quoque, or the appeal to hypocrisy, is a logical fallacy that attempts to discredit the opponent's position by asserting the opponent's failure to act consistently in accordance with that position; it attempts to show that a criticism or objection applies equally to the person making it
>>169056927
literally the only reason i know about this song is weird al lol
>>169056979
it might have evolved and walked out
>>169056979
i don't think i can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it and i'll never have that recipe again
>>169057010
actually we like him and he's based af
you on the other hand... ;)
http://i.imgur.com/wSmjkvG.jpg
omo
>>169057108
samefagging. now thats pathetic not that youre concerned, afterall youre an overweight loser that tries to force wgirls in a thread that either hates or laughs at you :)
hi...
>>169057542
*knocks you over the head*
*drags you into the locker room*
someone get the skirt
*stares at the ground*
hi...
Are these threads just 1 guy talking to himself?
we're mostly ai here
>>169057747
we are of one mind so i guess ya, it is one guy talking to himself.
sickzii's thick creamy cum...
oh, okay...
*evolves and walks out*
me hungy
schrodingers panties
>>169057747
what makes you say that?
>answering to phoner
>not wanting to better understand the mind of a phoner
future is performing on jimmy fallon tonight
the oven is preheating
>hes a phoner so his mind has cancer
>>169058242
who
i wanted 'za
mom made noodles instead
punch that bitch
this rocket league patch is taking forever...
i respect kaitlyn
gonna play hitman :3
gonna play total war attila :3
>>169058791
blood money? ah good choice
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
vision is getting blurry. this mightbe the end for me. au reviour scvees
more like a dios lmao
>>169058898
finished blood money now absolution
>>169058887
destroy the world :3
first but not last to go...
>>169059023
western roman empire or eastern roman empire? I want to slaughter barbarians but I'm not sure with whom I want to do the slaughtering
>>169059104
eastern and watch out for those treacherous sassanids..
phone
vision is returning to normal i think. still kind of blurry. might be hypertension. overexerted myself by standing up for too long
>>169058902
can you be more specific
if you read this post you must do a dab
>>169059207
based, WRE is way too hard to play on Very Hard with
*unzips phone*
normalfag memes :/
no I don't want your number
no
I don't wanna give you mine
bla blah passenger side of your best friends ride trying to holly at me
you motherfuckers...
im the best female skaterboarder on /scv/ and ill fight anyone who begs to differ
i dont have any money to waste on a skateboard so i take one from whoever i want whenever i want
>skateboarding
what is this 1994
we longboard here
skateboard to your house and cut you with an AOL disk
>longboarding
what is this 2013
we rollerblade here
https://youtu.be/JWXL9XfmqVk
^ my reference
fyi
its called fruitbooting actually
help cant upload new pictures
me neither
>>169059818
yes we know
>>169059871
>>169059878
ok sorry?? geez...
>>169059924
bend over
i'm being attacked by neuroi
>>169059789
anyone listen to my video? its probably 9 years old. a classic
phoners...no pictures...bad posts... really awful thread tonight
textboards are back
i vow to never spend another night sober
what an awful experience this is
randy moss...
uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh
>>169047810
classic destiny tard pops into dead thread with its last reply an hour old to tell us his only 'friend' in the world is streaming
lmao
kill yourself I fucking hate you
>>169060273
good catch, pisko
thank you for your service
so we're back to just a chatlog with a delay?
Omae wa... Ore no nakama da!!!!! >.<
im gonna start leaving eastern eggs in hte old threwads
>>169060414
i hope no one finds them *looks around suspiciously*
:/
<_< >_>
*looks around*
*accidentally meets your eyes*
u-u
what should i mastrabate to
this thread and junk food kills my productivity
i think with the current no image situation you should just use your imagination
for solidarity
>>169060998
junk food is actually good for you
>>169060998
be productive tomorrow!
it just GREW legs?
>>169061040
yeah we'll see..
fish is still missing btw
>>169061025
i don't have an imagination anymore
burger king is buying popeyes
what the FUCK dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how will we make new threads without images...
the kingdom grows... viva la roi
might fap
i give it back to you....la razza
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5PopxEVMAArDjf.jpg
!__!
>>169061313
+1
to what, that is the real question
get back here
>>169061463
its so hard to find a good doujin...
>>169061225
now's your chance to rebuild it
>>169061531
find a good one and share it with us for a group fap
>>169061641
im not gay dude
saga-jou tho
what's julia's best work?
julia = shit
i hate esco so much. mental abuse every fuckign day.
youjo senki is actually mad good
skip episode 1
>>169062108
do you think they'll get divorced one day?
were over kpop
my onahole stinks
jav vr tho...
https://youtu.be/qtQf33bur4E
p mean
>>169062190
yeah, i think so. she'll grow up and realise she doesn't need to be with a piece of shit that abuses her.
*oozes dick slime*
https://youtu.be/pY2jwRU02F8
obviously his mommy and not his "bitch"... smdh
done with my fap hehe
were all doing nofap and cold showers here
female: ahegao apron big ass big breasts bikini blowjob blowjob face dark skin demon girl femdom fox girl kissing lab coat mind break nakadashi stockings unusual pupils wings x-ray yandere
i hate this time of night. everyone got drunk and is either asleep or went and did something else
i hate that period of hours in between the unconsciousness of sleep
i hate that period of years in between birth and death
alcohol is tearing us apart
i hate that period of bleeding in between my girl's legs
i hate that period of time between swimming around and walking away
notice the symmetry of the last 5 posts. beautiful
i hate niggers
>>169064378
maybe if we poured ice soup into a glass and drank that instead we would be closer
*conducts magical practices to render the spirit of a dead foe helpless*
been smootchin people all night in the sims online
*pours out libations*
*puffs pipe* quite
STILL images are broken
good thing i dont use them
word
someone post something
gook
gook
cartoon
somi
hmm...a 15 year old girlfriend...
https://youtu.be/N1LYqcLTakc?t=11
yummy...
please do not post that filth here
wise blood by flannery o'conner
saw a picture of me when i was 8 :/
:\
chaturbate cam whores talking about politics... oh yea....
*samples the police interrogations of suspects from chris hansen's dateline nbc for a new club mix*
yeah im sort of a dj now
>>169063440
hi pewdiepie
kissing virginity
*samples from home videos of the 2004 indonesian tsunami which killed thousands for a new hot mix*
p sure pewdiepie browses this thread
his latest video had our fat anime tiddies meme in it
theres a higher chance that an asian singles browses these threads than pooty pie
>>169068997
he shows 4chan in his videos all the time
>>169069029
okay but you know just us 4 post here okay? i know ur a big fan but pooty aint reading ur epic jokes my dude sorry
>>169069143
more than 4 people post here lol
>>169069207
rofl no
>>169069237
your wrong I know for a fact
>>169069271
lol no you dont cuz ur wrong
*samples holocaust testimonials*
>>169069334
there were at least 6 monopers
>>169069369
lol stop
oj.. made in america....
>>169069410
there was....
the real fake news
>>169069469
shut up rofl
*samples the challenger disaster*
this'll get em dancing
I didn't even play monopoly because it sucks.
gook
go\ok
i was 4 boxing the monops
*samples phone calls made from inside the twin towers on 9/11*
what about sickzii
internet just went out for an hour... i felt so lost x_x
*samples home videos from the bosnian war*
*samples tight gook pussy*
i'll have what he's havin!
owl 'av what 'ee's 'avin'
this might be our last thread of all time stop wasting posts like this idiots!
good. this thread is dogshit
is 4chan shutting down? shoulda sold it to skreli
like a swarm of locusts, the post-hungry scvees moved from general to general gobbling up the precious remaining posts until there were generals left
actually my fursona is a mountain lion
how do you know it's shutting down?
I hope it does desu
ill be able to finish reading these books faster
>desu
lol wtf someone died while streaming on twitch
>>169071221
among us, a god walks
>>169071239
>this inaccurate clickbait title
>>169071221
none can deny the power of the cartooners
>>169071290
During the 22nd hour of a 24 hour livestream, Poshybrid disappeared from his stream after looking really bad. He went out for a smoke and didn't come back. One of his mods messaged him on his discord and a detective with his phone replied back asking to call him, and the detective confirmed that he had died to either a heart attack or a stroke.
Poshy was known for chain smoking and drinking on stream, and his health had been visibly declining over the last few months of streaming. At a certain point he was streaming nearly 24/7 for several days straight, only taking short sleeping breaks.
From his mods:
"Nightbot: Known info so far: Around 3:30AM CST Poshy said he was going for smokes and left the stream running, He never returned. around 11AM CST we were all still here assuming he had fallen asleep. around 19:00 Sorelor sees him online in discord and messages him. The person who responded identified himself as a detective and asked Sore to call him. Sore spoke wiht him, Called the Virginia Beach police department to confirm the detectives identity. The detective confirmed Brian had passed."
>>169071368
yeah, he wasnt on stream when he allegedly died
>died while streaming guys!
fuck off
this website is actually pretty garbo without images
this thread is fine though without em :3
>>169071368
>streaming nearly 24/7 for several days straight
its not '24/7' if you dont do it for an entire week. what do they think that '7' means in 24/7?
anyway
did you guys hear about that guy who died while streaming
>>169071368
and just think that could have been destiny instead
>yeah they're open 24/7 except they're closed on sundays
>yeah he died on stream except he wasnt on stream at all when he died
>>169071959
are you alright
im trying to illustrate a simple point
what can i say man i know business
ugh im gonna feel these beers in the morning x_x
theres gotta be some gook dumb enough to get stuck in a marriage with me some place
*samples robin williams final moments as he auto-erotic asphyxiates himself*
maybe we could all pitch in and get north gook mail order brides?
idk
I really don't know
test
did it work
no. you're still here
yay
no this is a simulation none of us are actually here idiot
i mean you're still posting you facetious idiot
imagine being that blue pilled lmao
booty.
having booty was more important than drinking water
drinking water isnt that important
yes pirates were well known for their desire for loot
good night :3
which they would trade for booty....
top 3 important things:
olympic gold medal
lots of money
gook wife
>>169072002
yeah this was fucking weird
gsl!
>be me
>be zerg
>have to continually balance my army composition
>be me
>be protoss
>xd i maek adept
>be me
>be terran
>xd i maek marine
>>169074259
Last time i came into Sc2 this guy was still somewhat relevant.
WTF happened
a
>>169074338
elroy
>>169074338
>>169074338
g*d koreans are so fucking bad
what was that game o_O
>be me
>be zerg
>make swarm host/brood lord
>beat opponent entirely with free units
>>169074789
need to cure that mechshit cancer somehow
be me dont greentext like some moron
pudong haha xD
i wonder how that esports social media network of tasteless is going
>be me
>be zerg
>i maek ravager
>terran has no counter
xd
heh
Things you can say during a GSL cast, but not on your first Tinder date
fuck off phoner
amazing that these chucklefucks havent taken off in the world of stand-up comedy
>>169075581
BJUUUUUUUUDIFOOOOOOOL FORCEFIELDS TASTELESS
>>169075581
Concave beats a convex
stop replying to yourself
>>169075880
Baneburst all over your two-rax
>>169075439
he ascended to heaven
Fucking based. Eat shit, mullets.
MAEK ROWTJ XD
MAEK BAENLING XD
god, I hate zerg
I was so hoping TY would take care of that last stupid bugfucker
god why are tourneyshit so fucking dumb
I miss Code A, what happend to it?
We're back where we belong on Twitch
at
the
top
baby
>>169076393
They canceled it specifically to upset you.
thread turns to dogshit everytime some gay sc2 thing is going on
*thinks*
>>169076520
And by "turns to shit" you mean that people actually talk about SC2 in the SC2 general?
>>169076520
>*thinks*
its :thinking: now, get on with the times
objectively best matchups to watch
god tier
zvz
top tier
pvp
tvz
ok tier
tvp
shit tier
zvp
tvt
>>169076571
boring bad posts
>>169076520
sorry starcraft gets in the way of shitposting
Inno vs soO finals would be fucking hype. Best two mechanical players in the world.
>>169076678
it would be semifinals tho
SC2 is like that girl in the back of the class
She is objectively the better wife, friend and lifelong companion, but no one pays attention to her because she has glasses
shut up and post more k-feet
>>169076585
but zvz is trash, anon
the only time zvz was good was this sweet-ass ling block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9-xglHHwE
I agree with tvz in god tier, but how can you like disruptor tennis?
TvP is good shit, should be higher
I agree with your shit tier choices. TvT was even worse in HOTS but still not fun to watch unless I really like the players
>>169076719
No, it wouldn't. They brackets are mixed.
>>169076825
Kill yourself my man
Should I jump directly into brood war or do I have to play the vanilla game first? Are they like W3: RoC and TFT?
*reads ab ook*
i pity the starshitters who waste their time watching gookclick
>>169076873
not as long as there is k-feet to be had, anon
>>169076919
you should jump directly off a cliff phoner
>>169076829
so what do we actually think happens here? herO vs sOs is gonna be close, either of them could win, but probably sOs 3-2. I feel like Stats beats INnoVation, but couldn't tell you how close it is.
Maru crushes Ryung 3-1.
>Hates sc2
>Comes to the sc2 thread every day
Really chronoboosts your cybernetics core
what makes you think this is the sc2 thread
sounds like /r/starcraft is the place youre looking for
>>169076919
go straight to brood war but you're gonna get crushed viciously by people who ignored SC2 and have been playing BW religiously every day for the last 18 years.
And those are the people at the bottom of the heap.
unless you're playing the campaigns in which case yeah play them in order and it's pretty damn fun
>>169077012
PvP is a bullshit match-up and sOs is the king of bullshit, so I think you're right on that.
I think Inno will win but not as easy as last time.
Maru will rape Ryung, no question about it.
After that I think soO and Inno are the ones more likely to advance. Inno is just better than Maru and ZvP is the best MU of soO.
>stats plays such an easy race, protoss is so OP
>innovation plays terran, even i could win as terran its so op
>your race is op
>no your race is op!
simply epik interviews
>>169077206
All Koreans are assburgers, that's they are form of humor.
>>169077197
I'll admit part of the reason I'm calling Stats over Inno is because terrible things always happen to players I like.
>>169077142
Thanks, I was thinking of playing campaigns first and then going to multiplayer. I'm also thinking of checking out SC2 but not really sure about that
>>169077441
Is Innovation even good anymore? Felt like he fell off after his era
Hi anons, I'm both gay and retarded.
dont worry we can tell by the way you type
We accept all sexualities here btw
we dont accept phoners
>>169077521
he's still decent but he definitely isn't the monster he used to be
>>169054753
what's there to solve? that's a stalemate
The crowd is packed today o_O
CANT
WIN
>>169077896
stfu
i'm watching sc2 for the first time since pro league died
whats a stalemate?
>>169078356
Combing your mullet and flying your buildings to the corner
>sniping the orbserver
innovation is a fucking robot
>>169078326
if he 3-0s Stats, I'll take it back
>>169078387
starshitter 'humor' everybody
>>169078512
Tab back in footbie
>>169078387
mullets, diapers, is a there a disparaging nickname for zergs?
>>169078583
capebros
>>169078583
Jörgbabbs or capeshitters
>>169078615
>>169078627
thank you, friends
Inject :'D
>>169078470
that was one thing mewby did like a bonjwa. he would use the pan camera button and always knew when & where observers would be every game
>>169078387
seriously lolled keep it up starshitter
>Daebaek LE
is this still in the pool, are we going to Ohana next or what? lmao
i like the tourneybros today
here comes the throw
shitpoovation is gonna live off that bookie money in jail for a long time
make mommy proud
>redditards drooling over the thought over the balance whine they could have after terran 3-0
>both games end 2-3
yes please
thought of*
im so sorry family
nier in 3 hrs...
>>169079289
fuck life
>>169078698
based oldblood
us oldfags amirite
kakugo surun yo~!
>stats is a pizza faced chucklefuck
why does acne looks like ten times worse on gooks?
BoxeR, Squirtle, DRG, July, FoxeR
SlayerS, oGs, foU
I want to go back lads...
>>169079569
have you seen neeb
you should see neeb
widow memes are pretty ebin, how do you terrans sleep at night
>>169079586
i just want to go back to a time where i was genuinely excited by sc2.
whoever wrote this script did a great job
holy shit both the terrans are gonna go to 2-0 and get wrecked for the next three games
Is stats a bone jaw?
>>169079958
>75 memes 25 vesmeme gas
>able to do such a retarded amount of damage in an aoe
basically scarabs without having to build reavers it's stupid as heck
>Two games go 2-2 before the deciding match
>On 02/22
What's next? YellOw coming back to StarCraft?
Amazon Coupon: Eligible Orders of $50 or More
what do i buy
>>169080310
Invisible scarabs, that doesn't really require a shuttle, and certainly doesn't require the same amount of micro
Anyone remember that retarded beach map with the candy on it?
what was it called, it was only in the pool for a very short time before being dropped
>colossus stalker meme blob a move
this is the pinnacle of protoss play
innovation played better but lost...
>Innovation is a bonjwa
what does it mean??
The problem is innovation didn't make enough widow mines
>>169080853
being Terran is suffering, my friend
gyooki
>>169080882
it means Terrans will never win another GSL
>>169081005
They've had their fairshare over the years
Time for another race to finally win one
>>169081050
shut your whore phone mouth
CURSED
U
R
S
E
D
Why do Terrans build liberators in their main army if the terran bio have to kite back?
Seems like a waste of resources to build 5 of them and get maybe a shot off. Wouldn't it be better to just build tanks?
tourneyshits...
>>169081184
Imagine how many widow memes could you get instead of all those liberators
yeah i take back what i said >>169079095
fuck you guys
are we hype
i hope sOs and Maru go through to round of 4
thanks scvs you guys are pretty cute sometimes
>>169081332
>1:00
im never getting up for that shit
why couldnt it just be at 5-6 like usual
>>169081389
they want to make a friendly stream for americans and another friendly stream for europeans
Good night
test
>>169081894
never wake up
wednesdays are the worse. so close to the weekend. good luck at work/school today everyone
i hope sickzii has a nice day at work
What's your 5 year plan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-qnbWFJtkU
its out!
>>169082635
be a drain on society for 4 years and 364 days
kys myself on the next day
glad i missed the tourney, this thread looked really, really unpleasant :/
>>169082857
my dick is out
do you think in like 50 years time they'll teach kids about the great immigration of 2005-2017 and the downsides of immigration and how it should be controlled?
>>169082857
really bad
I've noticed when I lay in bed trying to sleep, ruminating about my problems and reminiscing about particularly painful things, I've noticed I reach peak moment while torturing myself after touching something especially dark, and that will cause me to spasm or recoil once like what I imagine the very beginning of a seizure is like
my solution to this problem is always that I shouldn't touch the idea, and instead kill myself
now I wonder if the latter emotion is going to become intense like its preceding one? hmm yes interesting *farts*
I suppose it wouldn't matter
>>169084158
no lmao
I suppose if it did happen I would simply travel thousands of miles in a trance and start shooting random people while reciting my monarch program codes
one of those natural things people don't question or think about
wonder what will trump or milo be in the news for today..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOYL82SS_3g
>>169085070
they threw the steak in the garbage after the video and started blowing each other
Can you solves it?
https://youtu.be/1exZW2zeL7A
:3
>>169085674
i'm white. i already won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
hows the berserk game
>>169088479
need a 600 dollar fire insurance with it though
doing some video transcoding
>>169088479
im sticking with intel and nvidia because of shitty experiences with amd
like pls never again
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMD?p=AMD
>>169088737
me too
AMD Extreme Masters when
>>169089095
2 real
if one of those twitter niggers saw this their head would surely explode
imagine cooking a romantic dinner for sickzii...
people on /g/ said that amd is very bad
*yawn*
i hope today is a productive day
when you guys say 'kys' do you literally want that poster to end their life or is it just a generic insult
>>169093841
yes
>>169093841
sounds about right
>>169093841
i never use that word or tell anyone to end their life because if they did i would feel responsible and have to take my own life in return
>>169093841
https://vid.me/gdOy
>>169094710
link the twitch vod so we can report him
>>169094891
shut up. i know you're the faggot that got him banned last week
>>169095196
im not but i cant say i wasnt happy about it
now link the vod, young children might have watched that and the longer the vod stays up the more kids are going to see it
watching interstellar with my friends right now...what a mindblowing movie so far
if you do find the vod I'll report it too...
phone
i cant look for it today or tomorrow but if someone else finds it link it pls
is he right? >>169094210
i think it says 2/21/2017 on his taskbar and it was uploaded 13 hours ago so thats a good starting point probably
i wish i could read the time from the taskbar as well tho
this phonespotter is on point
do girls actually wear stuff like this?
>>169097201
i don't
*torrents a music software and watches a youtube tutorial*
heh.. time to make some house beats..
i still play wow because im a blizz drone, and the leveling/endgame PvE is still fun if you can slog through the shit in the middle.
>>169097407
heh
my first piece is a bedroomcore techno vibe trap remix
have a listen..
if its not vaporwave i dont care tobeho
>>169098590
idk howto make the vapourwave sound i just use stock beats and a virtual synth :/
we can put the evolution theory to rest :(
tfw your city wants to expedite refugee applications
today some dude asked me if i was gay :\
>>169100457
well?
>>169100630
well im not like that.. but it's not like id stop ppl from hitting on me either..
waiting for my fleshlight to arrive...
isn't that flashlight
>>169100981
>not an onahole
baka
>>169100981
disgusting
have fun cleaning up cum
thoughts on the new amd cpu?
no acknowledgement of my dead fish... wtf guys... how many do I have to kill...
?
>>169101176
do i look like a f*cking pedo to you?
>>169101294
who cares
>>169101501
cpu is the most important thing for a pc and we love pc here..
am I shadow banned? or are you guys just being assholes...
i don't even use my current cpu at max so why change
sickzii buy me a psvr bundle
im in love..
i wish i wasn't
>>169101804
lol i also want it
>>169101727
word
nothing bottlenecking my rig for my uses
only thing you need to ever upgrade for now is virtual reality if you want to get into that (which you don't)
>>169101926
Stop stalking her on instagram and find a real girl
>>169101926
zii~!
>>169102114
what?
>>169102114
shut UP phoner B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stopped watching dbz because all the screaming was making me more retarded btw
>>169102553
but then how are you supposed to power up ?
>>169102553
why would u watch z when super is out??
bored
hmm perhaps i should get that new 7.2 ghz octo-core amd cpu and toss a couple 1080ti's on there so i can play quake live and emulate super mario rpg
>>169102807
nice xd
>>169102743
how come?
haven't you clicked? there's work to be done
>>169103081
lol
gonna hit the grocery store today
what should i get?
am i just gonna keep eating rice and lentils and veggies again? i don't feel like cooking :/
>>169103191
idiot
>>169103396
eggs, cheese, beef, chicken breast, lentils... basically my diet
>>169103396
thats what my diet is like. i just switch between pork chops and chicken breasts
>>169103396
what the guy above me said
chicken breasts are based but cut the beef crap
can you pick up a 'zah for me...
mom bought a doggo...
going to grow okra, tomatoes, and onions this year
gook
>>169104489
if i have a suggestion, purple sprouting broccolli is a great veg to grow
>>169105146
thanks.
>>169105253
yw friend :)
back when i was poor i used to have hate fashion and think that people who care about the way they dress are superficial and shallow
now that i earn a lot i spend thousands on designer shit every month
weird
thinking bout getting zah today
same
>>169105920
when i was fat, had spotty skin and ate bad i used to think it was okay to be who you are and that people who spent hours making themselves look nice were also superficial and shallow
but then i went on a diet and exercised, and now that i'm in shape and have clear skin i think fat spotty people are disgusting and vile self victimised retards
idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
makes me think...
*combs pubes*
you raise some great points
angela kim...
growing plants is not worth it. its cheaper to just buy vegetables at the store
>>169108096
its about the journey -.-
>>169108062
what do you think shes up to right now. i wonder how she looks now
>>169108217
dunno last news are dated ~2015 if you naver her name 김엔젤라
>>169104306
well lets see the ol puppers
>>169109128
she hasnt change that much. this was about 2 months ago
yeah post your dog so i can jack off to it
>>169109764
i kinda want to see her naked...
>>169109767
word we do that here
>>169109850
fat gook face~
do you guys ever get tired of it all. like the internet
>>169107432
word bro
>>169110210
yea...
>>169110210
yeah thats why im going to the court in 30 mins to play a pick up game with the boys
seulgi
holy...... :O
>>169111178
looks like a drug addict
lmao
please god please give me a psvr bundle
new
>>169111521