/utg/ - Undertale general

dummy snootle > gote snootle

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cute flowey

>>169033859
I want him to pierce my chest with his massive fuckvines and spew his powerful flowey cum in my lungs!!

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Chara burpfic?

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You think the monsters are enjoying the surface now that it's cedar season?

>>169033939
Someone needs to make a fic about this.

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>>169033807
That is debatable.

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>>169034339
fite me nerd

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just going to repost this here for latecomers

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>>169034198
>Burpanons
>>169034315
Sneezeanons
>>169033939
>Guroanons

Wosh. U.

>>169034553
what am i looking at?

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>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Ng9spVcAEbZBE.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M49kyUYAAoMtZ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M1OhrUMAAvF7r.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M1OhqUcAEXvvM.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MTVjMUEAU4mqk.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Luk-uUkAAQ2jj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MUjglUMAI7dBi.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MdbQ_VcAQ-oFQ.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5N5AhDUoAAGwDd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M1Yi6VUAEv9HW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Oevv1UEAAItWy.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MhTMYUEAM4CNO.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MKd-DUoAAeX5q.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MKrmoVMAEh7kp.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MvRMkUkAE2Irp.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5LxzgLVMAA87bd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5MsBuZUMAAhJrP.jpg:orig
>Grillby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M5mf3VUAIOftF.png:orig
>dogs
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M6rQOXUAU8a_b.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M6qtCWMAAx1vq.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M6qPiXAAAdw8e.png:orig
>skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5N8hlUVYAAjbSx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5GQzjAUMAAeOnG.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M4j8xUEAAqbYe.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Mhk4OUYAAXm5l.jpg:orig
>Frisk x Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5NRhBaWEAAjNcx.jpg:orig
>Chara x Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M0bVRUcAAL8EF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5M1OhrVUAECWHC.jpg:orig
>Chara x Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmS-_I_VMAAcYNo.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn56aBHUkAEsx4Z.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxCtQO3UUAAGYTG.jpg:orig
>Fuku and Skateboard chick
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5LyJbNUoAAo3yr.jpg:orig
>Gasterblaster Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5LOQB2VMAIl2sa.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5LTbacVcAAWkWF.jpg:orig

>>169034623
Doujins that some anon bought and might post.

Keyword being might.

And if they're posted, they might be translated.

Keyword being might again.

>>169034623
Doushijn bought some probably

>>169034553
>Uroboros
Post NOW

>>169034830
>>169034831
My body is ready.

>>169034623
Pedo Asriel porn someone bought

>>169034771
Thanks twitter anon, missed ya

>>169034771
Thanks for the art dump, twitter anon!

>>169034979
i'd like to say I was busy or banned or something but I was just being lazy. Lots of cool art showed up today though

>>169034771
Thanks Twitteranon.

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>>169033807
non-canon

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

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I want to be the point of this goat's violent affection.

>>169035404
But can the spider stop Betelgeuse the ghost from eating the other spiders?!

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>tfw no sans gf

>>169035605
Blasphemy.

That artist's Papyrus is clearly the superior girl.

>>169035605
>tfw undertale is not real

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kissu

>>169035715
>tfw I want to kill myself now

>>169035731
That gotes going away for a long time! That's rape.

>top 3 favorite main character undertales
>bottom 2 favorite main character undertales
>favorite game
go

>>169035731
Remove Chara and add Subway.
>>169035912
Nah

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>>169035713
>longer hair
>qt beanie
>small chest
check again muchacho, sans a best

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>>169035860
He will make plenty of friends in there!
>>169035991
Subway is gross, Quiznos is good.

Isn't anyone triggered by the fact that not only did Mettaton called anime awful, but also he called anime "cartoons"?

>>169036036
>Canon Papyrus' personality
>Canon Papyrus' clothes -except on a cute girl, which means short shorts and the midriff is showing.
>Booby
I rest my case.

>>169036036
>>169035713
>>169035713
>>169035605
Sans and Papyrus are male skeletons.

>>169036225
when'd he say that again?

because while I disagree with him on some instances, I look at /a/-core and realize he's quite right.

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>>169036307
>peppy girls
>not liking tomboyish clothes that leave a lot to the imagination
>liking huge melons
im gonna vomit
>>169036496
what game did you play?

>>169036307
OMG! I actually wanted to point this out just now! Papyrus is wearing panties and a midriff t-shirt.

>>169035912
>faves
Asriel/Flowey
Papyrus
Napstablook

>not faves
Chara
Sans

>game
FTL: Faster Than Light

>>169035494
Of course! Spiders not currently on a donut are not to be eaten! The spider's cuteness will stop all crime!

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this skel is cute and so is the dog

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Literally the flawless

>>169036772
time to kick toby off the table

>>169033939
He grips you tightly with his vines now holding you in place, You squirm as his vine hovers over you, With a thud his vine pierces your chest, you start to cough as he fills your lungs with his seed, each breath getting more difficult,you start to feel dizzy as his seed spreads thought out your circulatory system, he gives you a deep kiss before you pass out.

>>169036629
>im gonna vomit
You might want to go to the doctor about that. It's not good to need to vomit with such little stimulation.

Maybe he'll also fix your shit taste while he's at it.

>>169036629
>what game did you play?
Undertale, a game made by the hack Toby Fox. The canon game.

>>169034771
>frisk constricted by flowey
thanks twitteranon

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>>169036868
do not kick dog

btw can we post more dogs

>>169036868
garfielf no

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>>169036906
jesus christ, i cant recover
>>169036926
oh ive heard of that

>>169035912
Asgore Undyne Papyrus
Sans Toriel
Baldur's Gate

I finished the sketch of the next part of the comic, and finished some panels. It's gonna be 8 panels.
This part will be finished by tomorrow.

>>169034830
>>169034831
>>169034838
>>169034908
when i get them i will scan them for you all :3
just be patient

>>169037183
keep up the good work pops

>>169037227
Oh no...

>>169037183
Thanks dude.

>>169037227
>:3
I don't want them anymore.

>>169037227
Will you?

>>169036882
i like this

thankyou anon

is this /vg/'s version of /s4s/

>>169037746
thats me irl too

>>169037882
yes! come join the fun!

>>169037882
I don't know what /s4s/ is, but yeah. Probably.

>>169037937
are you me irl?

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>>169037882
Every general develops its own odd vernacular and culture

>>169038004
Shit 4chan says.

>>169038035
nah but i got plushes and im cute just like that picture

>>169038050
I leik the spider!
I want my dick inside 'er!

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>>169036859
>A tier
>mad dummy

>>169038084
Thank you.

Yes. That's exactly what we are.

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>>169038121
>im cute

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>>169038248
don't we all?

>>169038321
you dont know me

>>169037329
Thanks anon, I'll try!
>>169037446
You're welcome, anon!

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make your own list

Why the fuck does this game still have generals?

>>169038338
Dude stop I've yanked my dick 3 times today to that little arachnid I can't do it again

>>169038468
Why does FNAF and Kawata Shoujo have generals?

>>169038417
of course i do, i know everyone here

>>169038468
Fandom.

We're filled with determination.

>>169038506
>only 3
Pleb

>>169038529
In their defense, they have more than one single game.

>>169038562
then who am i

>>169038804
>/ksg/
>more than one game

>>169038506
Nigga I can do it 10 times a day without breaking sweat

>>169038562
Whose my favorite

>>169038825
anonymous, heh you even left your name on idiot
>>169038896
asriel

>>169038985
>asriel
no

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>>169038506
oh yeah?
>Feeling and tickling the teen spider's legs
>hearing her giggle as you take her shoes off
>The spider squealing with glee as you gently tickle her tender, sensitive feet
>The spider cooing and moaning softly as you give her a massage

>>169039060
>lying cuz i nailed it
this freakin guy

>>169039060
either fish or bot

>>169038985
wtf how'd you know

>>169039140
wrong
>>169039146
no

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>>169034315

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Late nth for leg day for this goat! Getting stronger for this goat! Loving this goat!

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>>169039167
its easy when youre a genius
>>169039217
the jig is up bucko just post that goter

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>>169039097

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>>169039248
>>169034315
Is this fetish art
>>169039356
>the jig is up bucko just post that goter
I'm sorry but you got the wrong goat

>>169039418
If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

>>169039418
ive never been wrong, are you sure youre not into the edgier one?

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>>169039650
I'm sorry but its true

>>169039418
Well given what pollen is...
Yes.

>>169039792
guess its time to retire

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>>169033859
The Flower is just a distraction for you to think the strains came from him...
>>169034553
I legit thought this was a new filelist or item list for some UT fangame at first.

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blooks

>>169034315
>>169039248
Nice goat
Never seen art like this before, I guess It does stuff for me

>>169039418
sneezing is a fetish

>>169040540
I can't believe Shyren married Napsta and officially became part of the Blook family.

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asriel is such a qt3.14

>>169037227
:3
Okay.

>>169038279
Senpai fared much better at that class they thought they were going to fail or just get terrible grades for.

who else is obsessed with flowey here

>>169040657
Even if you're not into sneezing, she's drawn pretty well. Plus that snoodle is begging for someone to pinch it.

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>>169034315
>>169039248

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>>169040989
hey that would be me!

>>169041253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Fm2Pk8ZUw

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What are you listening to tonight utg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeCLIpiXOUQ

>>169041743
https://youtu.be/E4TLDO5J0NA

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>>169041743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4vmOtXVDGw

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>>169041743
finnish pop music from years
and things
https://youtu.be/WaBSqPadn3M?list=PL9a-kyDQwaThMFuuKXGklDDe2FzqfQXxQ

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>>169041743
>Oh babyyyyy....

>Am I crazyyyyyyy.....?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eshq61iUfjU

>>169043124
Im gonna wipe those tears away, hold you and tell you that everything's going to be okay.

>>169043124
I'm gonna stab you in the gut and smile as you turn to dust!

Can I still find actual gays here? I need one right now.

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Reminder

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>>169043346
d'aww
>>169043459
sheesh

>>169043767
sorry, these guys just like dick ironically

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>>169043767
sup

>>169043124
I want those eyes to look down at me as they forcefully pin me against the floor and I stare rick back in their eyes as they incinerate me.

>>169043879
I'll look elsewhere.
>>169043912
Hmmm...

>>169035404
No!

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>>169044058
Did you need something?

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>>169044083
YES!

>>169043767
What do you need one for
I already have a boyfriend so I may not be able to help you

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>>169022610
>>169023760
Sorry!
I had to leave a few minutes after I posted that.
Here it is if you are still around.

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>>168964362
I hope I'm not too late!

>>169044274
cute as h*ck

>>169044179
yeah you'll do
have you ever done so much drugs you forgot how much drugs you were doing?

>>169044476
Why did you need a gay for this?

>>169044261
Excellent! Thanks.

>>169044587
gays would be more likely to do it alone at some point in their life

>>169044841
I feel like that's wrong but I don't know the correlation between gays and drug abuse. Its common among first timers though, happened to me. Wait this is Undertale General.

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>>169045037
yes well
I am likely gay and I have the problem I first mentioned
what should I do?

>>169044274
Thats adorable anon. Im sure they will love it

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>>169044274
you're not too late, im still eating birthday cupcakes.
i hope you know youre my favorite artist and getting this from you is a very incredible gift. i love it!!
thank you so much!
these are tears of joy
i'm one step closer to being a skeleton now

>>169045214
Stop doing drugs or if you're supposed to take them ask a doctor.

>>169044274
>just Papyrus
you fucked up. Skeletonfags here only like Sans

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>>169045403
I'm late as well, but Happy Birthday anon! Hope its a good one!

>>169045471
gaster is there too

>>169045614
Oh yeah that might be enough

>>169045614
Don't enable.

>>169044083
You can't deny what has been proven unequivocally true by science! You too will eventually want to hug, protect and care for the spider! It's your fate!

BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN

>>169045682
Why are you even here if you don't want to talk about undertale

@169045902
>Skeletonfags here only like Sans
This isn't Undertale related or talking about Undertale.
Herp derp.

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>>169045403
aah, I'm so glad you like it, you giant flatterer!
I wish I could have made you something really fancy to show how much I appreciate bumming around /utg/ with you!

I hope you've had a great day and that you're one year wiser and stronger!

>>169046046
Don't pseudo-reply either. Shut the subhuman scumfuck out.

now i'm wondering why I was passed over

soriel are we still gonna hang out this weekend?

>>169046301
>passed over
What?

>>169046376
see >>169044058

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>tfw no qt bowtied bf to admonish you for smoking and care about your health

>>169045736
I challenge my fate!
I have never played Fire Emblem.

>>169045214
drink another beer

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>>169045502
thanks momfag anon! keep bein a real cool poster, i appreciate it

>>169046098
i LOVE it! ive never gotten art as a present before besides last night, the pap that anon drew. i didnt expect you to do one as well! that was a real surprise gift and i appreciate it so much. it has been a rough couple of weeks but its looking up now.

this day has been splendid, im going to order a sans plush today as a gift for myself

>scratching the gote's ears while making out with them
>the gote's breathing becoming fitful while they try not to squirm
>their voice escaping more, the more intensified their breathing gets
>the gote suddenly seizing up enough to make you let go of their ears, a wet sound coming from their waist as they suddenly yelp in pleasure
>the gote finally managing to grunt out whining pants in the afterglow
>"I'm sorry... " ... "They really are that sensitive so...
>lightly touching one of the gotes horns with an erotic intention
>the gote suddenly standing up and backing away in shock
>the gote only looking more adorable as they get mad at you, yelling, "Those are even more v- vulnerable ... Just what are you trying to do?"

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So who else is foreveralone?

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>>169047695
what up

>>169046768
Me neither. If I made a Fire Emblem reference, it was by complete accident.
You will love the spider, I know you will! No one can resist wanting to hug such a cutie!

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>>169047695
me

>>169047506
That scarf needs some stitching up.
It's falling apart.

Lobotomy

>>169047695
nah, femanon gf soon

>>169048143
another lobotomy anon
:)

>>169048143
Lobotomy Software was an American video game company, best known for their game PowerSlave (Exhumed in Europe and A.D. 1999: Pharaoh's Revival in Japan). They also developed the Sega Saturn ports of Quake and Duke Nukem 3D, both of which were successful.

>slowly getting up from the couch and slowly approaching the gote
>backing the gote into the wall, hearing them barely wince out, "If ... you mean to do what I think you do, d- ... don't anything crazy, okay?"
>having to jump up to grab the gotes horns
>the gote crying out from fear and the sensation of too much pleasure, clumsily trying to stop you, as you hold onto their horns to be at eye level with him
>kissing one of the undersides of their ear with your tongue, as this, and your strengthening grip on the gote's horns, makes him too captivated by pleasure to stand
>the gote involuntarily thrusting their hips at the air as they slide down the wall, holding onto your thighs, but too lost in what you're doing to push away
>the gote's teeth showing as they grin involuntarily, each pant a following a shriek, taking more priority over his speech than their attempts to tell you to stop
>finally standing up and backing off as they continue to shake and breath intensely on the floor
>they speak up saying, "I wanted you to be easy on me. You can't touch those spots, thinking so erotically. Ha.. ha--hahaaaa..."
>Asking the gote if it still felt good.
>"It's too good. I feel like it'll kill me."
>Asking the gote that if it does, can't they just go back to their.
>The gote seeming to be too reluctant to admit. Even as their body is just starting to relax, they keep looking away from you, blushing.

wat do

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>>169047506
enjoy them good vibes and party down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

>>169047695
Yep
>>169048153
WHO
HOW

>>169047658
>>169048736
^group (woops)

>>169048736
go to sleep sounds

>>169048736
>>169047658
bls

>>169047787
>>169047883
hugs for ghost and flowe

>>169048153
soon?

>>169048835
>WHO
you know
>HOW
oh you know
>>169048880
asap

>>169048153
jelly isn't an anon tho

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>>169048880
thank you

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>>169048964

>>169048736
Ask him to hook me up with his dad

>>169048736
aw balls

EDIT:
>>Asking the gote that if it does, can't they just go back to their SAVE?

>>169047658
>>169048736
Void the anon raping gote.

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>>169048756
its been a while since i heard this, this is perfect

THE CUTEST ANON IS all of them

>>169049872
Requesting this picture with Papyrus removed and replaced with an anon

>>169049914
i dunno about all but there are a lot of cuties here

>>169049914
WHY WON'T THEY DATE ME

>>169049914
g-golly!

>>169050134
Who?

straights are so sad

>>169050503
t. "before you follow check my listography"

>>169050503
Gays are more sad....and furrier.

>>169050503
Gay means happy, its only natural.

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Would you cuddle with your favorite?

>>169051196
Yeah, who wouldn't?

>>169051196
It might hurt a little. or the other fave would just run away

>>169051196
no, probably not

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>>169051196
yes

>the gote looking less and less apprehensive, finally looking you in the eyes saying, "You should at least..."
>the gote not being able to finish the sentence without looking away and blushing even harder " ... at least hold me more politely."
>asking the gote to grasp your hand, telling them if they touch you, whatever they feel was what they intended
>the gote slowly and shakily holding up their hand to your hand, eventually clasping it
>every synapses in your brain suddenly is washed with such a loving happiness, you slowly see the gote's face become the same as yours
>mouth hanging open with a smile of abandon, tearfully weeping
>you fall down onto the gote's chest, lost in the feeling of what seems like pure hyperactive dopamine releasing afterglow, not sure if the aura around the two of you is a hallucination or not.
>regardless, both your hands are clasped onto the gote's
>they seem to want to say something
>you both seem to be trying to say you love each other
>you start to feel insane, because you know both of you realized what you both said, but you and the gote keep repeating it

...

>the timeline coming back to the moment you finally got to sit on the couch and have some alone time with the gote
>hearing the gote say, "I think we should work on our foreplay... heh."

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>>169051196
Only if they were okay with it.

>>169051196
yes but he has to be the big spoon

>>169051619
cont'd from
>>169048736
if that wasn't obvious

>>169051776
Im still completely confused

>>169051196
I roll a very large blanket up in a special way so I can feel like my favorite is the big spoon.

>>169051964
gote gos super sensitive ears and horns
written with the assumption that the nature of physical human and monster contact, and what it feels like to them, is dependant on the monster/humans intent rather than what action should physically do.

>>169052205
People can write about things.
Stephen King can write a novel about a spider alien thing disguised as killer clown. Doesn't mean he wishes he could eat children.
get the fuck over yourself

anon what the fuck are you doing

>>169052195
soundsgote is that you??

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>>169049093
That looks lewd, anon. You gonna share?

>>169052570
Is there anyone else on this board that types even vaguely like me? lol

>>169052557
I don't know anymore.

>>169052557
im jerkin off

>>169052543
Please don't spoil IT like that
>>169052557
Playing video games

>>169052557
Cumin home from work

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>>169051196
Of course!

>>169052835
>anon has no ass
Smh

>>169052898
Sorry anon, i'm still learning how to draw.

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>>169052680
not that anon but it isn't lewd

>>169052827
Ok your right, but at the same time... that shit's not a fresh HBO series episode. If ya don't know how it ends by now, ya prolly didn't care to find out.

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>>169053036
Damn

>>169051196
Absolutely. I would love to lovingly cuddle, hug and gently caress my favorite as they struggle to stay awake.

>>169052708
wait is it you or is it not you

>>169053098
I'm vaguely frightened

>>169053009
It's ok anon you're doing well, just remember to give that anon some cake!

>>169053312
I might have gone to far with that one. Nothing to be worried about. I would never hurt them.

>>169053121
yeh... it's me

What would you do if your favorite groped you?

>>169054293
be embarrassed but happy

>>169054293
tell him to knock off the gay shit im trying to read

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>>169054293
Grope him back

>>169054293
become aroused

>>169054293
Lean back and sink my head into her boobs.

>>169054293
kick him right in the shins

>>169054293
Lean in and whisper into their ear clickity clack, play with my sack

>>169054820
>true neutral
i feel insulted desu

>>169054820
No alphys?

>>169054820
switch dad and fish

>>169054972
Same

>>169055202
>implying we have lizardfags
>>169055204
You think dadfags are lawful?

test

>>169055479
C+

>>169055479
Question 1: Would you smooch a ghost?

A. Heck yeah
B. Heck yeah
C. Heck yeah
D. Heck yeah

>>169055479

Yes, we get that you know how to evade bans.

>>169055479
I can't upload anything either

anyone having upload problems?

>>169055602
Ye. Mods must've gotten tired of all the cropped lewds

>>169055602
>>169055658
its a sitewide issue. I'm trying to upload somethin in /tg/ as well

>>169055702
down on /fit/ can confirm

>>169055702
REEEEEEEEEEE HIROSHIMA FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE

>>169055735
Tried on /vr/ and it wouldn't work, so yeah site's fucked

24/7 textpost hours!

>>169055534
oh, well, thats not too bad!
>>169055538
I think you know the answer
>>169055575
? Im just trying to post a picture
>>169055591
ah>>169055602
>>169055658
>>169055702
>>169055735
>>169055764
I see, well. I tried.
captcha: ROAD ROAD

>>169055810
yeah, sorry about that, i've been paranoid lately.

>>169055791
the borst hours

>>169054293
Playfully ask if he's thoroughly amused.

>>169055810
>captcha

I keep getting "UPLOAD FAILED" when I try to post an image

WUMBO WUMPUS

>>169054293
>everyone is my favorite
h-help

I like you

hello it is i jimbles notrombo

>>169056127
*Sexy Saxaphone Intensifies*

>>169054293
I wonder how good Toriel would be at groping? She'd be taller than me so it would be from behind. Maybe she'd walk behind me while I was doing something and grab my ass? Or maybe she'd hug me from behind and let her paw wander between my legs?
Both thoughts give me a chubby.

>>169056048
Yes its happening to everyone

>>169056327
I could write a lewd greentext while we wait

these are the dark imageless times folks
now fucking claim your waifu or husbando

>>169056218
NO!
>>169055918
what about?
>>169056002
is that wrong?

>>169056523
YES!`

>>169056415
go for one
>>169056457
Asgore

we could post music maybe?

HIRO REMOVED IMAGES
EVERYONE PANIC
I CAN'T EVEN POST DUMMY OR MKID NOW

>>169056584
Gimme a premise/character

>>169056720
Asgore x RG 01 and 02

>>169056720
Undyne finds Alphys' lewd shipping fanfiction with her and Asgore. Instead of being jealous, Undyne decides to surprise her nerdlizard by convincing Asgore to fuck her brains out.

>>169056620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKWKr5-ak9M&t=269s
>>169056720
or this >>169056810 works as well

>>169054293
id be aroused

>>169056523
>is that wrong?
No I'm just memeing because I have a shabbos goy pass range bans are a Jewish plot

>>169056810
Seconding this.

WHY the hell is imageposting ded?
SOMEONE FIX THIS SHIT.
please.

>>169057575
New 4chan rules. To save bandwidth after a certain point each month images are disabled to the 1st of the next month.

>>169054293
>groped by flowey
ive had this dream before

>>169056810
Undyne hot and bothered by reading Alphys' nerdy fanfiction!
Undyne calling up Asgore!
Asgore hurrying over, thinking it's an emergency!
Asgore surprised at finding nothing at all!
Undyne trying to persuade Asgore into getting freaky with Alphys!
Asgore being pent-up enough to go with it!
Alphys' nervous shrieks as she sees the King of All Monsters in HER lab!
Alphys' shrieks reaching near supersonic levels as Asgore removes his armor!
The heat of the Hotlands had made him sweat on his way over!
His damp fur sending such smells that turn on the degenerate reptilian weeb!
Undyne excitedly tearing off her own armor, completely destroying it!
The feesh ripping off Alphys' labcoat as she covers her face and blushes!
Undyne pressing her chubby lover into a kiss, forcing her onto her bizarre bed!
Asgore stroking his cock, a dollop of pre oozing from the tip!
Undyne sliding a hand down to Alphys' slick cunt, hot and twitching beneath her ministrations!
Asgore advancing as Undyne gently spreads her lover's folds!
His titanic cock making Alphys shake and squeal breathlessly as it spreads her wide!
Inch after hot throbbing inch sinking into her, filling her to capacity!
The lizard's breasts heaving as she struggles to breathe, the sensations overwhelming her!
Alphys' mouth silently screaming as she orgasms just from the penetration!
Undyne grinning lewdly, letting her hair down around her shoulders and leaning down to kiss her lover!

hoI!!!1!

Tell me about yourself, /utg/.

>>169058078
I'll admit I got hard.

>>169058292
im boring, no thanks

>>169058292
im sleepy

>>169058078
...go on

>>169058292
I am a heterosexual and I like video games and reading.

>>169058078
since when do you write about females mspg

>>169058292
I'm playing Bladur's Gate right now with a chaotic based party and my MC is a werewolf / druid that I modded to not be complete shit.

Its fun I guess

>>169058292
online on anonymous imageboards i share my degenerate fetishes
but in person im actually really boring

>>169058292
my sister tried to kill me when I was a baby

>>169058403
But Asgore's just getting started!
Withdrawing his huge cock he barely hesitates before slamming in again!
Rocking the whole bed and both women on top of it!
Alphys' arms wrapped tight around Undyne, her claws digging into her lover's scales!
Undyne biting her lip, this whole thing's going better than she imagined it!
Alphys made to climax several more times!
Asgore pulling free of her sodden cunt, twitching at the sudden emptiness!
The boss monster guiding Undyne to grind her own burning sex against Alphys'!
Asgore slipping his cock between the two sloppy slits!
Both monsters writhing against his royal ravager with wanton lust!
Undyne leaning down and biting down on Alphys' shoulder hard as her body flexes in orgasm!
The added stimulation driving the weeb over the edge for one last time!
Asgore letting out a low groan of ecstasy as he unloads between their two bodies!
Their already slick scales now made sticky with his thick seed!
The three of them collapsing together onto the bed in a panting heap!
Undyne turning to smooch Asgore and wrapping her arms around both their necks, pulling them tight against her lithe form!
Alphys cuddling into her Fish's side!
Asgore stretching out a great arm for them to use as a pillow!
The three of them falling asleep in seconds!
Waking up to find that the mechanical bed was broken by the strain!

>>169058769
exactly how does one even fail at killing a baby

>>169058925
I've started to pastebin these things to save for umm personal use later. You don't happen to have any of the other ones you did do you?

>>169058596
I'm BOOOOOOOOOORED
The image thing is even happening on my main board so I can't post movie stuff

>>169059013
I'm invincible

>>169059013
Babies are so fucking weak man. Look at their puny arms, I bet they can't even do a single push-up. I could totally kick a baby's ass.

>>169059048
>tfw a thread 404'ed before I could give an anon a deck list
when will this madness end?

>>169059017
No I just post them

>>169058769
My TV, mom's car, and my own umbilical cord tried to kill me as a baby.

Maybe I shouldn't be here.

>>169059198
bummer

I'll have to go through some older thread looking for them then

>>169059167
Don't bully babies.

I can't believe that my shit post was the last image ever posted on /utg/ and it wasn't even the up to date one

while imageposting is i guess broken, post:

favourite character
why you like said character
country of origin

>>169059438
Chara
His lil smile
USA

I almost said Muffet

>>169059438
Asgore
top tier content and feels
USA

>>169059438
pappy
love his personality and he's cute
us of a

>>169054820
Shouldn't Undyne and Asgore be switched?

>>169059438
Toriel
Feels
USA

>>169059438
Asriel
Cute goat no matter the form
Canada

>>169059625
Its characterfags not the actual characters

>>169059662
But what makes them be put in that alignment?

>>169059438
Asriel
He's cute But one of the neat things I interpreted was that his whole Flowey arc kinda reflected my own experience in videogames, particularly RPGs. I'd start out going the "GOOD" route every time but if I failed to empathize with the characters/overall story I'd turn downright sadistic, probably because there was absolutely no emotional consequence to it in a lot of games. Seeing that made me empathize with the character more. Then him turning out to be a big ol sissy made me want to protect his smile.
Murrican

Hey fun fact
According to the archives we've had 2353 /utg/ threads

>>169059779
we used to have multiple duplicate threads that were pruned so some of those may not have ever been used, still it's a lot