SC2

tinny

fany

boobies

gook

*gwooks*

seulgi

gook^

startale gook

wow. this persian guy cut off his own nose & ears and 'scourged' his body (which means whipped it to shreds) so he could act as though he were a deserter from the persian army besieging babylon in order to betray the city gates and let the persians in.

imagine that

>>168969724
gook ewoks

>>168970650
>>168970650
have you read about darius/xerxes' bridge across the bosphorous? he wrote about that

>>168970910
havent got that far yet.

>>168971045
you own sheep?

thats a stupid question. what kind of shepherd would i be if i didnt

brb transitioning to bed

damn its already 2 am... feels like midday to me

we dont think

didnt listen to that video but i can tell just by the thumbnail that those old white guys playing jazz for cows was cooler

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damn.. i look just like this...

>>168972428
hard to be as cool as those old white guys playing jazz for cows tho

>>168972307
it's shit

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i kinda look like this

>>168972665
x-files!

are you the ghost of elliot rodgers?

>>168972843
elliot rodgers is still alive idiot he was a false flag

veegees all have jobs and lives

its so lonely now

destiny is singing along to nig music again

>>168973918
>watching League in 2017

>>168973954
im not watching league im watching him suffer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6gGUR3Ga4

>>168975392
get a life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXhZG7q1Nxg

visceral experience

defnitely ordering some 'za when i wake up

>>168975485
RABBIT FLU SHOT SOMEONE TALK TO ME

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:(

i need something to read
easy reading
not wapanese light novels ty

Working from home today

>>168976815
that one guy is reading journey to the end of the night which is good

you might like confederacy of dunces.
anything by kurt vonnegut might be up your alley but im not a big fan
there's that japanese meme author murakami. i read 'the colorless tsukuru tazaki' by him and it was alright. burned through it in like 2 days

>>168976815
all of mark twain but start with conneticut yankee

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wow

i wish i could get into books...just so many interesting things to do on the internet insteadd

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>>168977458

>>168977545
this place is not interesting at all

first of all

>>168977545
OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT TRUMP JUST TWEETED ABOUT!? WOW MILO IS A PEDOPHILE.

kys

and secondly

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i just ate some bibimop
i'm practically a gook

>>168977859
read. browse 4chan. watch youtube videos

>>168978265
is that the clicked one?

>Huh, SC2, never really gave that game a shot, wonder how it is
>Scroll through all of last thread and then all of this one
>Literally zero (0) starcraft discussion
This is Starcraft 2 general, right?

who invited the elroy

*turns valve on argon tank*
*steps into sealed tent*
if i don't make it back from this one...
tell faye she was my second choice...


all of you can either be jet, ein or ed btw

so this is how it ends... haha... awesome...

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486413559221.webm

https://youtu.be/wVSmiasnAuk
haha...

someone posted that yesterday

really?

didn't know that i thought i was onto something big...

How do I blankpost?

i can't figure it out

>>168980631
bebop is a meme anime

>>168981328
mhm... yes, i see it now...

thanks ok with me. i dont take cartoons very seriously anyway lol

xd im too patrician for your cow boy be bop meme
*clicks back on /a/*
*starts yet another thread about how ping pong is overrated* ah yes, home sweet home

i dont use /a/. mods are like the gestapo over there. same reason i stopping browsing /sp/ in like 2013 or whenever they started to crack down hard

mods being gestapo would be okay if they werent a bunch of normalfags

ah yes, we cartoon patricians deserve the finest patrician mods for our cartoon web sites

>>168981931
you're part of the problem. if you want to go shitpost then go to /b/

>>168982231
i see u janny

>>168982263
how am i a part of the problem if i dont even post there genius?

https://youtu.be/U-aEyyRNKMI
pray for charlie guys
prematurely balding numale cops with problem glasses closing in on him

there's no puzzle of the day on lichess...

good. i want all the misery in the universe for the chesshitters

>>168982374
what the f*ck is your problem my man??

the chesshitters

*circlejerks watanabe and yuasa anime*
/a/ just doesnt understand how patrician i am :(

any movie recommendations?

>>168982587
such a bad post holy shit

>>168982649
*hits a nerve*
heh

https://youtu.be/DEmHwcS68cE?t=00m34s
its funny because he has a bunch of other google accounts that he uses to put videos on and leave nasty, incoherent reviews on the hotels he stays at
now they figured out hes sabotaging them on youtube too...
a god...

ah yes

what about gooks

>>168982741
hahahaha yeah thats funny af!

>>168982741
based

>>168977458
>>168977559
*kfaps*

>>168982761
some are funny but its more interesting than funny
homeless/retarded/mentally ill but everyday he uploads videos
surely his channel is going to be looked back on as some kind time capsule that would have been impossible in any other time of human history
charlie williams is some kind of enigmatic pioneer people are going to look back upon and study
his name definitely isn't even charlie williams
thats how i feel about it anyway *rips fart*
so keep sarcastically laughing at my posts you little bitch *farts*
this stuff is important

experiencing REALLY bad customer service rn.

>>168969168
ok really good op :3c

>>168984148
is your 'za late

Let me tell you something, there's no nobility in metal leagues. I've been a gold leaguer, and I've been a master's leaguer... And I chose Master's league every fucking time.

Because at least as a Master's player, when I have to face my problems, I show up to the /scv/s cup, wearing my shining fucking Master's league border.

Now, if anyone here thinks I'm an elitist or try hard, go find a fucking game in League of Legends, cus that's where you fucking belong

So you listen time me, and you listen well.

Have you recently been demoted because you skill has gone to shit? Good, open the game up and start queuing.

Is your bonus pool bigger than Mike Morhaime's net worth? Good, open the game up, and start queuing.

Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking loser? Good, open the game up, and start queuing.

I want you to DEAL with your problems, by becoming GOOD.

All you have to do today, is open up the game and press that button I taught you.

I want you to go out there, and I want you to ram your ladder dick down your opponents throats... Till they fucking choke on it.

im so fucking bored

why did i leave work early when theres nothing to do here at home anyway

>>168984849
delivery delayed an entire month and they aren't replying to my emails about a refund

they have practically stolen my $700 for a month, this is not a very good monetary time value investment

>>168986080
on top of that there are like 3 other websites with the same product and would deliver it to me TOMORROW

what they are doing is not legal

g**k

does anyone else have big poops? i can't remember the last time i pooped and didn't clog the toilet

what happened to babcock...
then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY9m4teiOF8
vs
now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHt1aqT22U

>>168986080
psvr?

>>168986596
me...

>>168986640
the plastic is melting

let me tell you a joke
ping pong was good
haha good one:D

i don't get it

oh fuck nier in 2 days
?

wish i had something sweet rn..

wish i didnt wake up today

thank god there are people who actually work so i can sit around all day
imagine if everyone was like me, that would suck :/

>>168990634
i hope based trump deports you nigger

>>168990703
i get so much of the tax payers money to just do nothing
i am worse than a leech because i also complain about politics lol

sickzii is a boy...

i might **** my neighbors dog tonight...

my chest hurts...

I am not gay (I am gay)

ping pong tho...

goin to work soon....

>>168988073
14 days...

GSL tomorrow you idiots

>>168994510
apparently the jp ver has eng subs, im torn

cant wait it looks good

OMFG NIER IS CIOMING TO PC!!!!!!!!

>>168994236
tha animation?

>>168995975
ye who knows when tho :/

decided to get it for ps4 for now

>>168996073
3 days later....

March 10 - 2017

>>168996094
really? then ill get that instead

>>168996189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e41x8VPQVMw

>>168995975
everyone knew this ~_~

>>168996217
no they didnt. they ltierally just announced it this morning

>>168996209
nice

>>168996217
actual release date for pc is new

i hope sickzii had a nice day at work

suckzii is an unemployed loser

>>168997750
-1

marking march 10 in my calendar

K-pop Is Neo-Confucian Pornography

https://medium.com/@metropolitician/k-pop-is-neo-confucian-pornography-81acf43db4f9#.elu91x70r

2b..... her robot booty......

what kinda game is nier anyway

>>168998316
the savior of my boring ass free time

arpg with a wacky xd story omg muh feels T_T

y no nintendo soul = no buy :/

looks like ass tbqh

when my heart beats fast and i take a full breath in i can hear my heart touching my lung and pushing out air

i just wanna die at this point

>>168999054
wait for nier

>>168999163
i couldnt care less!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>168999298
*could

>>168999669
no i really couldnt moron

>>168999713
>letting britbong "people" tell you how to use a phrase

>>168999938
never greentext at me again kid

>>168998910
the heart and the breath. theyre intimately connected. the hesychasts knew it, the hindus knew it. now you know it too

>>169000035
ok

oroville dam spillway...

actually sickzii is a very successful career man

>>169000873
human trafficking is big business out there

>>169001017
idiot

unpack that for us

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have you ever experienced true love?

me & nier

>>169002049
not even fake love

>>168976815
the Witcher novels read like plays, it's quite nice

seulgi

>>169002049
yes!

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>>169002049

>>168998545
idiot

imagine opening scarletts chakras...

imagine pounding sickzii

its good to be happy with small things if extraordinary becomes ordinary, an average day will become a tragedy. we should be managing expectations instead of trying to pour ever more ecstasy into our lives

>>169002573
scarlett has an open wound vagina not a real vagina

i wont be happy until i get nier

>>169002774
*farts on your lap*

:) cheer up daddy

>>169002763
is it self inflicted each month?

wtf is nier
i watched that video posted earlier but it just looked like some dumb cartoon shit so that cant be it

>>169002943
it requires maintenance to avoid infections yeah lol

>>169002994
drakengard

>>169002727
imagine getting pounded by sickzii...

>>169003134
i googled that and i just got more cartoon shit?

>>169003162
fucking newfag doesnt know sickzii WHAT A SURPRISE

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o_O

ok jesus i missquoted
go ahead laugh at me im fucking useless anyway

haha

>>169003276
*cums prematurely*

ohh

nno

>>169003046
so do real vaginas

sometimes babies fall out of those too

im a basketball superstar

i always be dribblin' even since i was a baby

>>169003486
So does natural lubricant

>>169003525
nigger

>>169003276
dont pretend to be cutezii

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some people baka...

>>169003573
phone

where has pigposter gone

>>169003683
how was work? :3~

>>169003695
bicycle

>>169003638
i wasnt pretending idiot!!!!

its a pic i found when i googled sickzii

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>>169003791
bad... i'm sick...

should i buy a fleshlight

really thinking about it

>>169003886
b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>169003887
oh noes >_<

>>169003935
no get an onahole instead. use the thread on /jp/ for recommendations

>>169003935
no what if your mom opens up the package by accident
or finds it in your room
bad idea

word get a prostate massager instead

>>169004074
moms know about sex

>>169003935
No you'll just go back to using your hand anyways

>>169004120
im 100% sure she would mind less if you brought home an actual gf and had sex with her on the kitchen table

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>>169004120
>moms know about sex

yeah sure

>>169004285
maybe but those cost a ot more

>>169004039
do i look like a f*cking pedo to you?
>>169004074
thatd be hot...
>>169004128
it doesn't feel nicer?

>>169004338
>>do i look like a f*cking pedo to you?
pedos and virgins are basically the same so yeah

*rips a big fart*

>>169004547
*rips a silent fart*
mine is smellier tho

gook

so tired z__z

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hehe
:3c

waiting for nier general

>>169007121
whats that

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scarscar is for ______

whose the guy who keeps posting the ugly kidns of gook

>>169007618
who is this guy?

nowhere man is an underrated song

cowboy bebop is an underrated anime

12 000 hours

starcraft brood war is an underrated video game

>>169008618
lol

i wont drink today trust me

i will tho

same

youll have to drink for two then

do it or i'll drink for both of us and then some...

>>169009138
i'm out of alcohol and am too poor to buy more

fucking hell ok ill drink for all of us

straightedge

GOOK

>>169009519
SEULGI

cartoon

k gonna just list all the things that aren't funny in the current meta

-*farts*
-scarscar posting
-flat earthing
-best move chess pictures
-linking your /pol/ threads
-

>>169009420
"do you know what straight edge means? --Destiny

straight·edge
A bar with one accurately straight edge, used for testing whether something else is straight.

>>169007054
:)

>>169009805
*farts on your lap* ;)

*wiggles around* eheheh :p

>>169009805
-1
-1
+1
+1
+1

>>169009805
hey nice none of my shitposts are on here

>>169010449
duh, all of that is me

>>169010449
*farts*

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>>168997889
this was a really good read thanks

great men are almost always bad men

>>169009840
>i'm a straight edge
>o-oh
>do you know what straight edge means?
destiny could've been reasonable ("yeah, i don't like drinking/feel of being drunk) instead he went for the patronizing angle
which is typical of him and reveals a lot about his personality

*opens wikipedia*

im gay edge

>>169010738
why wouldn't you like to drink... it's the only fun thing in life...

>>169010738
i hope he dies because i hate him

>>169011039
the next day aint so fun x_x

>>169011124
so drink more that one too?

*evacuates the dance floor*

>>169011039
for some it feels like shit
we aren't all created equal
but he did say he liked to be in control of his faculties, so he is a real faggot and should never return to /scv/

to be

honest

the only time you should drink is new years and the super bowl !

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>>169010860
woah! slow down there, einstein

>>169011332
no, drink every night if you want to
just don't mix in products with splenda or fake sugar because that'll make your tummy tumble

dahye...

ive been listening to nine inch nails randomly today
whats their best album

>>169011741
the one with terrible lie

>>169011798
ok thx gonna listen to it tonight

gook

sohee

soyou

FUCKING WIDOW MINES

>seafood on pizza
no

i'm on a seafood diet...

Blizza macht echt gute spiele

>>169012749
heh, they got you again?

when is this lady gonna learn...

>>169013013
Ne, wie im Arsch könnt ihr diesen Scheiss nur aushalten?

i had a huge poop and it clogged the toilet and i was scared mom would be angry but it went down the second flush
phew

>>169013298
good

gook

>>169013298
good

gook

whenever i sea food, i eat it!

>>169013298
clogged the toilet at work today lol

>>169013182
its just not fucking fair

>>169013902
Bau zwei Kannone und fahr ab niga

>>169014019
did you unclog it or leave it for someone else to deal with

gook

dont think im going to drink again for a while

last night i realized how boring it was....

>>169011741
downward spiral

>>169014370
i will drink again on saturday

i pretty much stopped myself last night mid drinking and thought... why am i doing this... and ended up just drinking gatorade and water instead before falling asleep...

drinking is the dumbest thing u can do rofl only mind midgets would even consider such a thing

>>169014407
based im gonna listen to that as well

>>169014845
You didnn't execute some bad guys befoe like Max Payne?

>>169011741
the fragile
pretty hat machine
or downward spiral

:)

you freakin mind midgets

gook

its not my fault depression shrinks brains!

>>168969168
seulgi

>>169015198
Max Payne is a bad guy?

>>169007618
lovers

im about ready to kill myself

drinking alcohol also shrinks ur brain

>>169015572
seulgi

You need to construct

meet asian beauties

>>169015265
all i was missing from that list is the fragile, so i guess im adding that as well

meet southern hemisphere beauties

*shows up to the meeting of southern hemisphere beauties*
*nobody is there*

all of a sudden i feel so nostalgic and sad

i miss the old scv from 2012
i miss my first year of college also 2012

i know i can never go back yet i keep thinking about it

nostalgia is a disease

>>169016728
make new memories with your awesome job and hot girlfriend dude

>>169016728
no nier in 2012

i dont call it nostalgia i call it "a quick recap" through which i re-enjoy my past and remember the lessons i learned. remembering is vital to growth, pointless longing isnt

>>169011741
do people actually know album names?

>>169016906
.

>>169016906
for good music, yes
but you might not know anything about that

>>169016906
the red, the velvet, ice cream cake, russian roulette, rookie
really good albums

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>>169017090
i've been bookmarking random youtube tracks since 2005...

*ollies over a kia*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
Good music is a myth

>>169017232
*holds up a 10*

>>169017184
none of those are good albums you fucjing bitch SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
>>169017208
like a fucking 12 year old FUCK you

>>169017370
hey FUCK YOU!!!!!

oh god a fight is breaking out *curls up in a ball*

>>169017449
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!! ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>169017347
if good music is a myth then alizee is calypso

>>169017507
fucking SHIT TASTE RETARD go FUCK YOURSELF DUMB IDIOT

I really enjoyed the tracks they made for Nation Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyKTURZspe8

ca·lyp·so
A kind of West Indian (originally Trinidadian) music in syncopated African rhythm, typically with words improvised on a topical theme.

>>169017642
huh til

beach niggers...

calypso is a mermaid

>>169017782
Are you a whale?

i dont like the guy who defines things. i wanna be left in the dark sometimes you know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAo25TLSYLs

mystery is a human right

>>169016809
i do have an awesome job but i dont have a girlfriend let alone a hot one

where can i get 1?

>>169017902
definitions are the key to our existence
if you don't have an axiom for every day life, it's pointless

ax·i·om
A statement or proposition that is regarded as being established, accepted, or self-evidently true.

>>169017972
She's breathing not singing

>>169018061
huh
til

how do deaf people learn how to read??

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i'm watching infowars stream
https://youtu.be/Pq09BEp8Z_8

TELL ME ABOUT BANE!!! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>169018423
it would be extremely painful...

Raindrops, drop tops (drop top)
Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
Fuckin' on your bitch she a thot, thot, thot (Thot)
Cookin' up dope in the crockpot, (pot)
We came from nothin' to somethin' nigga (hey)
I don't trust nobody, grip the trigger (nobody)
Call up the gang, they come and get you (gang)
Cry me a river, give you a tissue (hey)
My bitch is bad and boujee (bad)
Cookin' up dope with a Uzi (blaow)
My niggas is savage, ruthless (savage)
We got 30's and 100 rounds too (grrah)

for you haha

>>169018331
>reddit was known for being never censored
lol get this retard outta here
wheres our guy alex

>>169018496

>literally rhyming nigger with trigger

john wick 2...

not so good!

nice attempt though...

>he fell for the mememovie
lol
shoulda given those 5 bucks to me instead

if a parent finds a sextoy in a girls room it's hush hush i'll pretend i didn't see it it's normal

if a parent finds a sextoy in a cute boys room it's harsh talk around the table

movies cost 10 dollars now

>>169018809
wwydwi...

actually i pirated it but dont tell my mom

>>169018496
I don't speak nigger. Can someone help me translate "Bad and Boujee"? I can't decode any of this dindu worshipping garbage.

I've tried my best to translate most of this degeneracy. Fucking hell; nigger should be considered a completely different dialect.

Nigger lyrics that require translation: what does any of this shit mean?

"smokin' on cookie in the hotbox"

"Fuckin' on ya bitch she a thot thot thot"

"Boujee", "my bitch is boujee", "im hella boujee"

"Bitch ima dawg woof; beat the ho"

"Skrrt Skrrt"

"Magic with the brick do voodoo"

"We from the Nawf, yea dat way woah whoa whoaa"

"Pour a four, I'm droppin muddy"

"Introduce me to your bitch ass wifey and we be sluttin'"

"Call me Quavo Ratatouille"

"Gettin' dat f chicken with blue cheese"

"Blaow gah"

>>169018932
buy ice for ice soup

i still havent watched the first john wick.... and i downloaded it 8 days ago...

>>169018998
you should find time in your busy schedge to watch it man :D

>>169018998
dont bother

nostalgic music break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYT9zTTeH8

2011 Was the release

full frontal male nudity

serious question, anyone here own a VR machine? is it really good for porn? im a loser and want to experience sex

>>169019247
Rango released

kys

>>169019354
no but if you send me 700 bucks i can test it for you

>>169019231
cant believe i actually paused nine inch nails for this shit

>>169018970
haha, you're so alternative~

the full monty

>>169019671
good movie

listening to velvet acid christ but i really like nin too :)

>>169019636
kill yourself niggerlover

>>169019671
-1
>>169019701
+1

cant believe i paused my john cage for this shit

the guy from 26 weeks later... a fine scotish actor

the story moves violently
in the interstice of the memory

>>169019769
calm down destiny

in·ter·stice
An intervening space, especially a very small one.

studies suggest that psychotherapy brings about undesirable traits in people

definitely true for my sister

hope i die soon

true for me as well haha

The culture must live on!

panzer dragoon saga

>>169020031
really?

i considered going to pt

*prays for sickziis health*

if muscle develops from the destruction of ur muscle fibers and the growth of bigger ones atop the wreckage then is the same true psychologically? does man grow intellectually by struggling to understand that which is beyond his grasp? is repeated mental trauma the same as mental workout session?

muad'dib seems to think so

tfw got a modded saturn on the cheep

https://youtu.be/J1MOjnawsvw
~_~

how do you get something "on the cheap"

>>169020451
well, it is a scam everything ive read on for talk thereapy and the drugs they sometimes prescribe is enough to make me wonder how they are not outlawed

get my ass on the cheap

Excuse me why are we niggering?

got some beers on the cheap

i bought a nigger of chicken

muad'dib break:
https://youtu.be/wmqcKWH3t9s

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omo..

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WE
ARE
LIVE

twitch.tv
/hotbigtit

>>169020919
wow x_X

the drawing on her phone looks better than she does

2017-03-10

>>169021040
heh

>>169021069
is that a threat?

pewdiepie just tweeted out a stefan molyneux video (seriously he actually did)

>>169018331
ty

>>169021280
damn a retard tweeting out another retard crayzee

i wish to die now please :)

>>169021547
*puts a gun to your lid*
you really want me to ??