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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJpastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>nebula will always be locked to the same 6 bad hats
http://tf2r.com/km1dp2d.html
>>168934307
Any effect that isn't inside of your head, is automatically mediocre or shit.
>Neutron star
Lol.
>>168934706
>any of the halloween weather effects
>mediocre or shit
>Shuckle entering raffles
You don't even play the game, dude. If you win this again, I will be at least mildly upset.
>>168935009
>>168935061
Didn't you also used to be friends with Vibri? Didn't he give you an australium at one point? Let's revive some year+ old shitposting, please.
>96mb update
>no notes
0w0 what's this?
>>168935164
>>168935009
Leave shuckle alone!
>>168935242
That's fuckin creepy
>>168935483
In what way
>shitty edit immediately makes it into the op
thanks i guess
>>168934937
The only ONLY decent weather effect is blizzard. The rest is, as I said, mediocre or shit.
>>168936367
>hating stormy
>hating stormy 13th hour
>hating cloudy moon
>hating the EOTL effects
>hating any orbiting effects
inside the head is good for hats that are kinda small
weather effects are good for wide hats
orbit effects are good for tall hats
>unusual effects
You shouldn't be using mommy's credit card
>>168937089
>I don't have expendable income, so nobody has expendable income.
>>168934679
yo, happy burfdey man
] a who wins
literally
>come back a week ago after leaving for like 2 years
>win an unusual raffle
nice
>>168938345
why
>>168938152
Leech
>>168938578
>>168939072
p-please, if your in the thread, draw me draw-anon
>>168938789
lmao they tried a sob story about wanting the 40 dollar rabbit hat, I guess tf2g hasn't changed at all
in what hud file do i find where to move the health cross and number? i'm trying to modify the overwatch hud, but can't find where to move the health value of the player (i did find ammo value and moved that)
96MB
96MB
96MB
WHERE IS THE BLOGPOST
>>168936859
>overrated effects are overrated.
>''omg ur hatur''
Gee, didn't expect that reaction.
In all of honesty, no trolling aside, I personally don't see the appeal of it, some are decent but I won't go out of my way to buy them. If you like em, go right ahead. My opinion shouldn't define what effects you like.
>>168939978updated localization files
>>168934307
>>168940315
>hurr let's agree to disagreeI respect your choices and will also enjoy my own
This whole time I thought 6s didn't actually have class restrictions, and it was just always 2 soldier, 2 scout, 1 med, 1 demo because the meta had been "solved" or whatever. What would 6s look like without class limits? Just all soldier? 3 soldier 2 demo?
>>168941630
Go look at the shitfest that is Valve matchmaking and tell me. There's a reason no one plays that shit.
where are the update notes fucker
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>link to the update blog on the game's homepage
>don't bother posting a log of updates when they happen
>Implying anyone cares enough about this dead game to bother putting up patch notes
lmao at all you hopeless fuckers who refuse to move on
>trade notes have rainbow text and ascii art
>"selling at 90% of the bp.tf price"
why do people do this
If only there was a game worth moving on to
There isn't, so may as well play something different entirely. Otherwise you're going to end up like those dozen odd basement dwellers who still play Quake.
>going to
Boi, he's doing it
About time faggot. I'm pretty sure everyone is as sick and tired as I am of you posting the same random shit you call a loadout every thread. Though this one probably won't be much better.
>he's deleting his backpack
thank heavens
>spy keeps bullying you
>wiki is down
Fuk
>>168943393
git gud
>>168941630
3 demo 2 med 1 soldier/scout
False alarm, boys. The game is way too fucking dead
wheree are the motherufking updates notes i wabneiosnra
>i wabneiosnra
excuse you
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes
looking to play team fortress 2
>Profile comment drama
lmao
i'm barely even a part of it.
>>168941630
The moment one team loses mid they switch to 3 engi 2 demo 1 medic and start building on last.
Reading it is hilarious as fuck, though.
>looking at the results of the tf2jam
>"and Vipes has made a Jungle skin for the minigun"
>"and Vipes has made a Jungle skin"
>"Vipes"
What the everloving fuck. How the hell did he get a mention. He even got a fucking medal.
Clearly he got a medal because he contributed to the event by making a jungle skin for the minigun.
>>168946556
I know. It's amazing how that works.
>>168946556
Medals were only handed out to those who put effort into their work, as well as quality work.
His skin was neither.
>>168946848
I'm sure there's a reason you aren't the judge for that, and that it's also a good one.
>>168947282
you can't be serious mang, that thing was dogshit and you know it
>>168946425
most likely bribed the judges
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING UPDATE NOTES
>>168947817
There was an update?
yes like two fucking hours ago
UPDATE NOTES
false alarm
>vipes is actually trying to texture something
I know he comes to /tf2g/, but good on him actually taking advice and trying to get better.
>>168947817
>>168948631
It's server-side shit, if you cared about that part you'd be subscribed to HLDS
ITS HERE
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=27552
>>168951285
Why do you people always do this, why?
>>168950478
No bad on him. He's terrible.
>>168952619
But at least hes actually trying now.
One can't get better without trying.
>>168954324
No excuses. He needs to stop.
>>168953456
>medic ignoring people with red bubbles
0/10 would not allow on team
So how bout that pyro update?
when is the next seasonal event?
can't imagine they're gonna wait this long and just dumb it on us out of nowhere
>>168957391
Nevee
DOES ANYONE WANT TO GET ACHIEVEMENTS TOGETHER
>>168961328
Maybe if this game wasn't absolutely fucking dead
All I wanted was Gold Rush rolls with the boys, but 90% of community servers are fucking dead
>>168962382
keep bitching
hey i want to know how to love or w/e ur name was if ur on here ur a big fat bully & u smell
stop talking about dotsy like that
This is concept art of the grenade launcher
>items like the samurai armour and the tourist shit exists
>shit that completely obstructs the Stock body models
the value of a cosmetic item is inversely proportional to the recognizability of the character after applying
>>168966194
it looks the same nigga
>>168968278
Nuh uh it has six instead of 4 u dummy.
>>168968593
there should be an extra pic in the bottom in "SUPERIOR 6V6 WARRIORS"
>>168968278
>front sightblades
>longer barrel
>loch n' load -style stock
>can see shells in the chambers
>darker wood
>more pronounced metal
You are wrong and you should feel bad for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEYRUqnYNy4
>>168971618
the fact that people think this looks good just shows how fucking retarded cosmetic fags are
in 2009 i would have thought this was a wierd compilation of shitty mods.
>>168971618
www.teamfortress.tv/16179/
http://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/135509472115112472/
reason for the update
apparently you get slightly better fps using this as well
so does it only affect you client side or are you actually in a separate version of the game entirely
we do /not/ have enough players to start cutting it in half for beta testing
>>168973043
>performance improvements
>in TF2
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Spy_autodejectedtie02.wav?t=20100625224822
the performance issues were from badly compiled code then? besides using a 2004 engine
>>168973215
>the performance issues were from badly compiled code then? besides using a 2004 engine
Yes, the game is massively bloated because new features have been duct-taped onto it for years by various different development teams
I guess it's being implied they intend to fix that?
http://pastebin.com/3sQb4ABU
>>168973210
from what i understand you can play the game normally using the beta branch
>>168966539
no
>>168974227
cheating doesn't count
>>168971618
i am scared
What are some good servers that run good custom maps? I'm looking for both quality and fun custom maps.
>>168974892
tf2maps.net servers
6v6 comp matches
thats about it i think
you'll get the occasional koth_product or cp_reckoner on TDM servers
>>168974892
oh, you can also try mapchamp on mixchamp. you missed it this sunday but theres another every sunday, trying out decent custom maps
http://www.teamfortress.tv/39377/mapchamp-by-champ-gg
>>168975249
>>168975428
Cool, thanks buddy.
why does 4chan format your post differently depending on whether you have an image attached or not
idk
http://www.strawpoll.me/12386045
Thole a cute!
stop posting thole
http://tf2r.com/kobtku4.html
>>168974227
>Sniper
>Pyro
>Scout
>Engi
>Heavy
>Demo
>Spy
>Soldier
>Medic
Once you know the model's positioning it becomes trivial
>>168980182
but I don't even play heavy
>>168980350
Ok?
I won a raffle for something I gifted to a friend, who raffled it away.
do you ever just go yea I should try to sort out my porn
but you remember that's like 10.000 files and you don't have time for that
well I mean I have the time
but I also have more fun things to do
there is literally nothing fun about being sniped over and over
>>168982315
nah i just delete whatever i know i can find easily
but what if your internet breaks
>>168971618
>>168982315
I feel you.
i saw a scout called Saturn thats pretty good
he was playing in the na pug champ website for competitive tema fortress 2
>>168984874
R.I.P. masterbloodfer
>>168986183
what's your point
why do you keep posting this
>>168982315
I've only got about 30-40 videos, and I don't plan on having over 100
The only organization I should worry about having individual folders for the porn stars I DL and watch
>>168986183
forgot to paint red Equalizer and Shovel for soldier
also one of the backpacks for soldier secondary isnt used much, the other two are used from time to time
>>168986248
i want to EDUCATE people
KNOW ledge
>>168986183
Wait i thought the BB was banned, what happened?
>>168987159
Beggars Bazooka ? its unbanned since the global whitelist came out in september last year (season 25 for ETF2L)
>on attacking team
>only other guy who's trying to push and go in is an engineer
>>168987638
No silly, the other BB!
Jokes aside, i meant the batallion backup. I remember it being banned because it completely nullifies kritz pushes, and now that it also gives 20 more hp shouldn't it be even more banned?
>>168987908
widowslinger engineer is unironically scout tier offense if you're accustomed to it
>>168988178
So I noticed, it was just sad because when we had 3 soldiers they just stayed back with the snipers even when they were overhealed
>>168986183
Exactly.
widowslinger vs funmaker
>>168989662
>2 gunslingers so +50 hp and able to deploy two minisentries
>Body armor gives him damage resistance
>Smaller head hitbox
>30 FoV
Vs
>Two pouches for 400 reserve pistol ammo
>Carrying the dreaded widowcube
>3 and 4/5ths eyes give increased vision
>>168986183
>can use the loose cannon
boi
>>168986183
>>168986580
why are several classes missing their stock weapons
>>168990423
you're not allowed to use those
>>168990423
shotgun and pistol are multiclass, no reason to list them
>>168986580
>can't use the GRU or steel fists
>>168992189
People don't want Heavy to be viable full-time in 6s, and for good reason.
>>168992189
>Try to cap last
>560hp russian sitting on it, punching you
yeah no
>>168992372
because it would ruin their precious meta
>>168992523
>Being retarded
Heavy was tried in 6s before. There's a reason the beta is so refined. You retards who complain about "compfags" and their meta don't seem to realize that 9 years is a really long time to develop a comp scene to the best it could possibly be. The reason heavy isn't played in 6s is because the entire class exists to slow games down, when TF2 comp is all about fast-paced gameplay. If you want to take 10+ minutes to take last against two heavies with an engineer and multiple demos, maybe you should stick to playing Baddiwater on Valve servers.
>>168992523
No, because it would change the meta from fast paced and fun to slow unfun stalemates.
It's the same reason why Quick-Fix is banned.
>badwater
>offense
>playing as heavy
>get tired of running to battlefront everytime i die
>"guys we need engi"
>"we're on offense retard"
>>168992770
Please, go back to a non class-based shooter. You'll be happier there, compfag.
i'm out
>>168992920
if you want a game of hard-counters and stalemates try overwatch
>>168993097
I'm a TF2 mark, I don't have time to get good at other shitty games.
>>168993243
>implying you're good at tf2
>>168993097
>Medic is milk
>Bananas are soldiers
>Strawberries are scouts
>Cocoa is demo
But what are honey and that other thing?
>>168993341
I'll have you know i'm the best iron pyro in my country
>>168993554
honey = sniper and peanut butter = engineer
the peanut shells are the wrangler/rescue ranger because they're hard to break
>>168993913
but they're banned
>>168993913
that poor pyro didn't deserve this
tfw no pottis
>>168993987
yes that is why they are not allowed in the 6v6 smoothie
putting in peanut butter will make the smoothie a bit thicker, but including whole peanuts will make it too thick and awkward to drink
rate my next pyro outfit
>>168994508
faggot/10
reminder that only fag shitters use lime/pink/yellow setups
>>168995396
I had a competitive match where a hacker sniper joined and pretty much everyone else went friendly
>>168996197
>You STILL can't votekick people in competitive
Why does this mode even exist?
>>168997579
We can't. Everybody and everything dies oneday.
>hovering icon appears over injured player's heads when they call for medic
>no hovering icon appears when an ally asks for a dispenser/teleporter/sentry
>>168997657
just because I'll die doesn't mean tf2 has to
Its continued existence shall be our gift to the next generation
>>168997742
>sandvich doesnt glow when you throw it so an idiot medic will literally stand right next to one and still not know
>>168992843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tutXnpYNohint: use Eviction Notice and try to die less.
>>168992189
>muh lingering damage weakness noticeable from a mile away
>muh achilles' heel for clutching stalemate
no.
>>168998340
it's not even that great game
>>168933991
How about that Vipes, Eh? Isn't he just a swell guy.
He's help me texture so many items and i don't think i could of done it with out him.
>>168998570
why are you here
>>168997579
>>168998852
because i like this game
>>168998896
Lack of unusual effects worries me.
>>168998931
doesn't sound like you like it enough
>>168999116
idc
So heres the thing
Ive never really played a lot of CP, koth and payload worked just fine for me and cp never really interested me
But ive recently been wanting to get into it more
So which of the CP ones are the good ones? I like to play a small handfull of maps and get really good at them so id like to know which ones are the best
>>168998896
kek
>>168999167
you should
>>168999249
Bullshit, the workshop contains more and better items than valve could've ever made
's just that they haven't done anything with most of the good stuff
and then went on to add csgo skins instead of using some of the thousands of available weapon models as reskins
https://youtu.be/IWtApzl4YTo
>>169001660
>valve picks shitty items therefore the workshop was a mistake
you didn't read my post at all
>>169001660
Whats wrong with the fox mask or that delicious burly chest?
post M A X I M U M loadouts
>Halloween 2016
>open 30 cases
>nothing
>ok
>friend opens 7 cases
>gets 2 unusuals
WHATWHY.jpg
>gives it to his brother who never plays tf2
>he sells it for csgo skins
WHYYYYY.jpg
>current day
>find out the one unboxing friend got was worth over $1500
FWHDHDHDUHEBDHURBF.mp3
I might sound entitled, but I deserve atleast something small. I fucking hate Valve. I've also opened about 2x the amount of overall cases they have, and he unboxed one EVEN BEFORE that.
FUCKING GOD.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169006453
babby's first gambling experience
>>169006453
And then anon wasted all his money gambling like a retard.
>>169006453
The luck, i have found more than 9 hats from the drop after playing the game for 3 years and 2.6k hours. I played every week for the drops.
Gasol:
Anon?
Do you wanna play a lobby?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out of the thread,
It's like you've gone offline!
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!~
Do you wanna play a lobby?
It doesn't have to be a lobby...
Tf2g: fuck off Gasol
Gasol: ok, bye :(
Gasol:
Do you want to play a lobby?
Or we can teleport some bread?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to the posters in the thread!
(Stay #based Viva)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty slots,
Just watching the hours tick by...
Do you want to play a lobby?
It doesn't have to be a lobby...
>>169007896
It was over the course of a long time, the cases I unboxed. The Halloween cases were a different story.
Meme me the fuck up fampais
Best edit (judged by number of (you)s) gets a free all class misc
>>169009143
gg no re
>>169008950
>>169008950
You are huge faggot. Worse could be only good hatless palyer.
>>169009143
>bunny hat with beard
viva tier
>>169010028
You doing right. Besides wearing this shitty cosmetics.
>>169010351
bandanna
>>169010351
nothing
it's the kind of hat you paint lime to match other obnoxious cosmetics
Which one
>>169010565
send it to http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198329400500/
i will delet this ugly paint and send screenshot to you showing what one man army heavy should looks like
>>169010689
Of course, you seem very trustworthy
>>169008950
>>169010919
You will got my screenshot 100%.
>>169010565
1st one
>>169010689
Don't listen to him, he's a loser
>>169011030
>loser
mge me right now you bitch
aaaaaa fuck off
>mom look, i can press ctrl+c&ctrl+v!
>>169009715
>Worse could be only good hatless palyer.
What did he mean by this
>>169011597
That if you good at the game and doesnt wear any cosmetics that's mean that you are hugest faggot in the game.
>>169011584
it happens when you have anything on the page highlighted when you open the post window
also supposedly it can occur if a plugin breaks? wouldn't know
I just woke up, what the literal fuck is going on in this thread.
>>169011837
someone needs their attention
little does he know, viva made this general immune to bait
>>169011748
>That if you good at the game and doesnt wear any cosmetics that's mean that you are hugest faggot in the game.
Post loadouts.
>>169012319
I got random meaningless pictures too.
>>169012379
The handsome soviet is my favorite
>>169012379
loadouts
haha, i'm not gonna send you my one man army loadout. lied to you
>>169012821
I want to be Vibri's friend ;_;
*shows hotpockets*
HELLO YOU FATASS JANITOR
Vibri give me an unusual pls, i'll pm you.
what is the best phlog loadout
https://youtu.be/EN1eSfmGZN0?t=2m
cute t b h
>>169013908
Phlog, Scorch Shot, Powerjack
>>169013908
phlog, noose, poorly constructed chair
phlog more like flop
haha dude ebin lmao ROFL xD
haha
who else #nohats in here ?
i gave up in mindless materialistic desires for virtual clothing in 2013 or so, and stopped wearing hats at all around 2015
haha
benis xD :D
http://tf2r.com/k219j4v.html
directs on spire don't count
nice public raffle
>>169014603
I spent quite a lot of time finding loadouts I actually liked for my most played classes
So after I found those I was content and haven't bought/traded anything since
I can't contain my autism, I'll mail Valve my shitty class balance ideas again and none of you can stop me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6D31RMHIs
I was wondering why there were 66 new posts while I was off playing video games.
>>169014874
post them here sperg
>>169014920
some kid had a spasm
>>169010925
id?
>>169011980
How'd I do that?
>>169015447
i dont know
its kind of amazing, actually
just like you :3
http://tf2r.com/kssa9kv.html
>>169015179
thecampinggrounds
>tfw bought 80 warbird cases
>a field tested warhawk launcher and a fac new strange red bear shotgun was the only things of note
idk if want more cases or not
>>169015097
*Is having
When money is donated to tf2r, can you customize the color of your name?
>not liking purple
>>169017095
I'm sorry anon I didn't know this spasm meant so much to you
I'll be sure to be there for the whole thing next year, alright bud?
>>169016003
What is with third worlders and always begging for items?
>>169017685
Apparently, he does it every raffle he enters cause he's got 4 dudes commenting on his thing, saying "Stop begging"
Pathetic
>>169016003
>Public
welp, some russian is gonna win guys, gg.
>>169017685
It's just works.
>>169014603
who cares?
>>169016379
This you?
>>169019675
>level: 103
You know he'll just sell it to buy trading cards right
Shouldn't feed his addiction like that
>>169019675
yeah
>>169019896
I get a booster pack like once every week, no need to buy cards
Man I love that the new voice codex broke my mic, it's just awesome.
It's about as fun as watching your heal target walk into a corner that you can see 3 sniper dots on the wall.
>>169021309
Stop using a mac and everything will magically work, you cockgobbler
watching dps classes play catch the dot is fun as fuck though
thole a cute!!!
>>169021469
>>>>>mac
>not installing gentoo
>>169021984
But what is Thole is secretly Dotsy?
Ded gaem
ded thred
i sold my unusual
what buy?
>>169024762
how much do you have
>>169024881
around 55 on the market, 10 keys in my inventory
>>169025050
deal
just kidding
i am not a cheap hoe
prank'd
>>169025238
I'll draw your loadout for 2 keys.
>>169025238
Hell I'd do it for 1 key.
>>169025941
I'll pass. Thanks tho!
[/spoiler]Plus, after I sold my heavy set, I have no sturdy cosmetic set I want to stick to. May get a Miami Nights soviet gentleman[/spoiler]
Nice spoiler, retard.
>>169026058
No problem.Good taste in hats.
no u
There is a miami nights soviet gentleman on the market for 73 bucks. Yes or no?
go 4 it
>>169026854
There's one on backpack.tf for 22 keys. Nearly half the price for market. Though, you might not have the keys.
>>169026854
I don't really like the combo, but if you do and play a lot of heavy, sure
>>169027089
I would do that, but its a week until the keys become tradable, and I dont trust marketplace.tf
I'll probably buy a decent all class.neutron star nasty norseman perhaps?
also, what is /tf2g/'s opinion on the Trash Mann?
>inb4 trash jokes
>>169027793
More like the Garbage Mann
Because it's a garbage hat
>>169027793
but it really is trash
like it's an actual garbage man hat
Which one looks better? Wanting to go for an 80's look.
>>169028009
right
>>169027793
It can be a decent hat with the right cosmetics. Just make it green related.
>>169027575
>nasty norseman
no
>>169028009
I want your heavy to bend me over and fuck my medic boipucci
>>169028092
Thanks, I'm thinking of going with that set too.
>>169028346
Oh I bet you do, slut.
>terror-watt trash mann
>hunter heavy
>??
trying to make a green set. maybe combat slacks?or should i get a disco beat down trash mannor an all class
>>169028346
How about you bend over your sorry scout ass and let the combo spitroast you instead
Ok, found a neutron star toadstool topper.
I love neutron star.
>>169029332
neutron star is p good
toadstool topper not so much
Might as well ask here, the fuck is up with the crate drops? I haven't gotten a regular crate in 2 years.
>>169032215
I think all of the active crates are those supply munitions
>>169029332
buy it and sell it for more because its themed
toadstool = mushroom = mushroom cloud = nuclear bomb = nuclear star
bam
ez keyz
>>169032215
They broke them when they finally fixed hat drops so now you get all your crates at once when you start the game every so often instead of getting them as regular drops.
>>169032970
This is such a good idea, I wish I were smart enough to have thunk of this.
What game resolution do you guys use?
>>169034091
four by three
>>168993097
>food analogies
>>168993097
6v6 ban list = everything that makes sniper pyro heavy and engi not viable
>Lmaobox user on Valve server
>Doesn't get Vac'd or kicked
>Lmaobox user on Skial server
>Console auto-kicks him
How? Couldn't Valve do something like that?
>>169034730
>Valve
>Caring
>headshot shitter admin
>kicked
roflmao vac shit
STOP SPAMMING
FUCKING RELOAD
I'M MASHING E BECAUSE I WANT TO GO THIS WAY
HURRY UP AND FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEDICS AND UBERS ARE A GAME MECHANIC BEFORE A CRIT ROCKET COMES IN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>169032605
>>169033307
So not only did they remove regular crates from the system entirely, but you can only get crate drops when you start the game?
Is it because it's so much easier to just trade weapons or is it really a glitch they haven't fixed yet?
>>169034091
16:9
>>169035697
>Being spawncamped on Badwater first
>I have full uber
>Waiting for someone not retarded to respawn while I overheal the sniper
>Soldier comes up
>Immediately shoots three rockets out of spawn and has to reload
>Too bad there's a sentry right there
>He dies
>OMG MEDIC WHY DIDNT U POP??????
Every time, I swear.
>>169035697
>I'M MASHING E BECAUSE I WANT TO GO THIS WAY
I don't think it's fair of you to expect anyone else to know this is what you mean by spamming E. Nobody reads minds. Use a mic.
>>169036298
Nah, I still get the occasional 107 or 91 or whatever in addition to the more numerous Tough Break and Mayflower cases.
>>169036491
The point of hitting E is to grab players attention so you can start leading them off in a certain direction, that combined with a staticky medigun and people should be able to figure out what's going on.
medigun idea
>only heals targets in front of you
>can heal multiple targets
>faster heal rate and ubercharge rate
>>169038305
>reduces look speed with mouse by 60%
>>169038471
>cl_yawspeed 800
kek
ugc medals when
Anyone else lose access to competitive because the server crash erased their credential logs?
>Team Fortress 2- Nihilism/Laissez-Faire
>Battleborn- Anarcho-Primitivism/Maoism
>Overwatch- Authoritarian neo-progressivism/Communism
>Quake- Kantianism/Classical Conservatism
>Paladins - Authoritarian Anarcho-Reactionary
anything else ??
>>169038305
What about the ubercharge being the shield from MVM
>>169041454
only if it doesn't do damage but provides collision
>>169041059
In english, por favor.
>>169041059
>fist full of frags - anarchy
>>169041059
tru. TF2 and Quake are the best.
>>169041682
Or a slight knockback with no damage dealt
first five or eight, loadout drawn.
>>169045092
>>169034574
name 1 (one) banned pyro weapon that isn't also banned on another class
the only way pyro can be viable is when teams are forced to run one
>>168943393
>you keep bullying the spy
>>169045212
So this is what a moron looks like, good to know
>>169045332
Spies are so easy and fun to bully. Best part of TF2.
>>169045092
Take your pick.
>>169045636
>>169045196
One more six and that's the hat trick boys
>>169045346
>he can't name any because there are none
>even when pyrobabbies get to use all their crutches the class is still shit
enjoy the middle of valve server scoreboards, scrub
>>169045092
>>169045092
>>169045758
Name 1 (one) banned Mr. Meeseeks weapon that isn't banned on any other class.
are there any more useful commands like tf_use_min_viewmodels or other commands or scripts that give you advantage or makes the game easier
I read the sacrifice comic today, it's a left 4 dead comic. On the table of louis' desk was a figure of a heavy, which could hint that tf2 and left 4 dead take place in the same universe or that uh tf2 is a game in the left 4 dead world.
>>169045758
>Sniper main grouping his gay offclass with the real classes
>>169047358
Sniper is perfectly viable in 6s, the most viable of all the "offclasses", a 6s match without seeing at least some sniper play is the odd one out here. It's not that uncommon to even run full-time sniper, especially on maps like Viaduct.
>>169045212
ESEA bans Powerjack, ETF2L bans everything
sniper is the powerful underrated class in the game
prove me wrong you wont no balls
>>169047521
>Sniper is perfectly viable in 6s, the most viable of all the "offclasses"
Still an offclass.
>>169047358
you're a gay offclass
>>169047750
Sniper itself is a decent offclass, but you as a sniper sucks. xd
t.soldier main who rekts snipars lik u
WTF...
How's me dic?
>>169048590
Didn't post pic ffs.
What's so bad about making a reference to another video game?
I really hate the loose cannon
It's so spammable and the projectile is so fucking huge, not to mention that it fucks with your movement. Just shoot into a corridor and you'll get at least one double donk, which can easily kill light classes. I literally can't tell which demos that use this are good and which are bad because they'll get the same amount of double donks. I can stand the reserve shooter and the huntsman and any other "bs" weapon, but this one is beyond forgiveness.
>>169045775
Stalking from room to room with a minigun pumping rainbow after rainbow into colleague and coworker.
This filename is too long :/
>>169052185
WAAAH, somebody else's choices affect me, mommy tell them to stooooop!!!!!
>>169052185
i feel the same way about the scorch shot except it's even easier to use
>>169052696
scorch shot is annoying at long range, but it doesn't do much direct damage and afterburn is pretty easy to remove
>>169053084
after the initial hit i almost always find myself not only stuck in place because of the bullshit knockback, but also at half health because the bouncing projectile does mini crit damage after it's already hit you. and right after that, because you're stuck in place, you're even easier to hit a second time for even more damage.
I'm bored and want to draw your loadout, I'll do it later as I'm busy atm rn.
roll a 2 2 win, nerds.
>>169053406
>>169053406
triclops, beast from below, professor's pinapples
>>169052185
Complaining about demo shooting into crowds is dumb, he'd have killed everyone with two direct pills and you're miffed about the one guy that gets 130 damage on a lucky roll? please
>>169053364
If you got hit by a scorch directly at long range you deserve it, a flare would've done just slightly less damage overall
>>169053406
Never not shilling this beauty, it has really grown on me
>>169053406
is it possible to remove the screen punch when firing grenade launcher and stickybomb launcher? is there a mod that removes weapon recoil animations?
>>169053776
Wasn't my roll but you've doggedly beaten a path to my door.
>>169054851
Aaaand saved. Love you anon, thanks
yo wtf
>>169056859
if you're talking about the loadout draw rolls they're still going on, that other guy hasn't gotten his 2 reply yet
>>169057578
no its the fact that i cant post my screenshots to reply to your request, ill try again though.
>image servers not working
>TF2 wiki running into frequent errors
>YouTube mysteriously refusing to load videos once in a while
The fuck is up with the internet today
ok so ive restarted my computer and it still dosent work, im going to do a hard rest now.
>>169059330
Just tried it from my phone, nothing. You think Japmoot is fucking with something?
did the rooskies hack the internet???????
>>169059436
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIROSHIMA FIX THIS SHIT OR IM TELLING THE FEDS ABOUT YOUR KIDDE PORN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169059653
Image posting is up and down on a lot of boards
>>169059330
Error
There was an error communicating with the Steam servers. Please try again later.
test
Well, since images are temporarily fucked, here's a questionnaire.
What is the one thing you would change about each class and why?
>>169061663
I tried to start with scout, but then I realized he was literally perfect as a class.
>>169061668
thanks
also can someone post images
because i cant
Roll a 2 to get your loadout drawn, nerds.
>>169062171
Is this bait?
>>169062035
It's down.
>>169061663
Scout - change the Shortstop to its iteration before the M2 push garbage
Soldier - make Gunboats do falling damage like Mantreads if you land on someone
Pyro - unnerf Axtinguisher (and change Neon Annihilator to have the same stats but crit when wet instead of burning)
Demo - take all "slower switch-to" things off his melees
Heavy - removeGRU
Engineer - regular sentries cost 125 to build
Medic - change the overdose to be something actually interesting
Sniper - delete Danger Shield
Spy - delete spycicle
>>169062810
>Unironically buffing demoknights
>>169062979
it only buffs grenade demoknight, which isn't op
not him btw
>>169062171
Does text count?
demo with cardboard pirate hat, bonedolier, and glitchy ass parrot. also hes holding the bone melee
>>169062810
>regular sentries cost 125 to build
You'd reduce the cost by 5 metal? Why?
>>169063448
probably to have it fit in with the rest of buildings which have building costs divisible by 25
>>169063448
I think it's so you can build a teleporter, dispenser, and sentry gun in one shot.
>>169063448
So you can pop three full 25-metal swings of upgrade into it before going to grab ammo
The 70 metal thing has been bothering me for literally 10 years.
>>169062171
pyro with cute suit, head warmer, and tricksters turnout gear. hes holding a festive axe and saying delet this
>>169062171
medic with das guttenkuttenharen, medical man purse, and docs holiday virus style
>>169062171
engi with flared frontsman, insulated invintor, and boxcar bomber
>>169063234
>>169062171
pls be 2
>>169062171
Should be no rerolls aka no faggots allowed
Soldier with defiant spartan, shogun shoulder, Cuban bristle crisis, gunboats, market gardener maybe
>>169063765
>>169062171
tfw your autism is the only thing in the thread at the moment
>>169062171
stock soldier slapping >>169063765 with a shovel
>>169064830
This but also he says 'ur a maget'
>>169062293
No, nobody has rolled a 2 for some reason.
>>169064952
lol does this count?
>>169065127
Oh, well I was looking for a single loadout to draw.
http://tf2r.com/kg8rec3.html
>>169062171
holy autism
sniper with brusiers bandana (black version), boxcar bomber, and snow scoper
>>169065234
if somebody dosent roll a two soon just pick one of the load outs, preferably so this retard with stop spamming the thread.
>>169063234
>>169062171
plz be 2 prt 2
>This profile is private
???
>>169062171
soldier with an original, wearing the hatless version of a powdered practitioner, standerd allfather, and diplomat.
>>169065761
>>169062171
no plz im one off
>>169065761
oh lamo i also forgot the unusual effect it was starstorm slumber, but i guess it dosent matter anyway.
Can you please just fucking draw something so these retards will stop shitting up the threads with rerolls?Not that you could post it anyway.
>>169062171
No hats, default loadout.
How do you call 6s demos that have decent dm but overextend all the time?
>>169065962
>wasting the only 2 to come along in a long while
x1
>>169065962
I'll draw it.
>>169062171
ALRIGHT NIBBA LISTEN UP
SCOUT WEARING PLANES WALKER GOGGLES, BRUTAL BUFFOULANT, BOTH OF WITCH ARE PAINTED TEAM SPIRIT, AND LITTLE DRUMMER MANN
THIS GUY IS THE PERSON YOU SEE IN YOUR NIGHT MARES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyGFM5CGnoo
shut up
>>169066206
>>169066372
Jesus christ, what now? both?
>>169066072
not a bitch
>>169066494
sure, I'll draw it too
>>169066645
they also all have the same nigger personality when you hear them in mumble
>BARA
>Nas Boii
>>169066821
yeah
I LOVE playing new maps
I get this fuzzy feeling when I play a newer version of a map in active development
What are your favorite maps in active development ?
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion
>>169035697
>>169036491
Weird honestly they never bothered to add a ''follow me'' audio thing
Far as I know every version of cs has it, and I can't imagine l4d doesn't too
>>169067260
cp_process_final
I haven't played since the Orange Box came outon PS3
Should I bother installing it on PC or has that ship more/less sailed?
>>169071064
do it
game's fun
>>169071174
Well here I go
>>169071064
the game is still fun but its just not what it used to be
mid-combat friendly moments and conga parties are a lot rarer, and so is teamwork and fun mic spam from lots of people at once can only be found in one every 200 community servers, but you should still play it
also prepare for some unrecognizable classes
>>169065761
>>169065962
>>169065856
Aryan race soldier.
>>169066372
Drawing this next.
I can't draw for shit with my mouse anymore. I've broken myself. I need to start practicing.
>>169071673
fuck the belt is uncolored.
Meme me up. need something to change the clan pride + clever names for the bluts.
What was the most valuable uncrate in /tf2g/ history?
>>169072141
>>169071969
>>169062171
one off. typical
>>169071673
>>169071827
Cheers mate it's gorgeous, thanks bunches.
>>169071969
Blut name: unboxing/uncrateing system
Blut desc: sucking your wallet dry scince 2007 or whenever
Front clan just put a white power symbol on there and some other cringy things like gas the guibuis, class war now
>>169069531
not in active development
>>169071064
>lying in the internet
>>169074547
Don't you mean on you silly goose
>>169066372
Here ya go, stuff of nightmares.
>>169072820
No problem, maaaaaaaaaan.
>>169074979
Looks good!
Did you use to use pencil or are you new?
>>169075075
Uh, as a drawfag on tf2g?
I'm brand spanking new, haven't posted on here yet.
>>169074740
i dont know the difference
maps in active development:
bagel, logjam, daytrip, kalinka, cardinal, drudgery
holy cronge
>>169076030
Is that nursey? I thought it would be a cute gamer grill.
>>169076624
>gender confused manchild
>cute gamer grill
hes a good person but COME ON NOW
>>169076850
Stop. Jesus.
He looks like a white leather boot with a horse's tail.
>>169062171
>>168988060
No because people realized it makes no difference in practice. Backup charges take longer to build than a competent Medic charges Kritz
>>169079174
>>169080041
>>169062171
wrong reply
>>169036491
Medic's E should be "Help" by default, much more intuitive for newbies considering it's rare to see 2 Medics in a pub and impossible to see 2 Medics in competitive.
>>169051506
>>169051958
retard it's a reference to the release date of "Heaven is a Place On Earth"
>>169081847
Is that a Jojo reference ?
>>169076624
RL trannies are never cute outside of heavily airbrushed porn
Anyone here in a fastlane pub
>>169053406
one day
>>169083492
yeah sup fqwhygads
>>169083768
hey man
>>169053406
>introduce gf to tf2
>she doesn't like playing medic
What did I do wrong? Who is gonna 24/7 pocket me now?
>>169087117
>most played class and favourite class aren't the same
Competitards, everyone.
Heavy fix:
Miniguns now start at full accuracy but it takes a second for the minigun to work up speed so it starts at 75% firing speed and speeds up to 100% over the course of a second
>>169087880
My favourite heavy fix is to just let him run at normal speed. There is zero need in normal tf2 to have him run so slow. He can still go slow when he has the minigun wound up but when he is just walking its pointless
who here likes "pootis"?
step aside, faker..............
>>169088869
i think it's about time i show you who's the real pooter in this town
aaaaaaaahhhhhh yess
hhrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... you're not ready for this............ *goes super sayian* gggggggggggggggggppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssisisssssssssssss
heh.-...... take that
>>169087137
>having gf
>>169071606
>Wanting friendlies, mic spam, and conga parties
Please stick to your achievement_idle hugbox and stop disturbing people who actually want to play the game.
>>169089538
>isis
what did she mean by this?
>>169088805
>There is zero need for heavy to be so slow
Is this bait?
>>169087880
>fix
You don't need fix thing if they doesn't broken.
>>169090918
hmm yes what could it mean i mean it's not epic certainly not nepic maybe a bit pepic my boy bepic
>>169091142
Why'd you stop using your trip, VKH?
>>169087137
you play medic and pocket her
>>169091403
Because i using it only if i want to emphasize my personality on favourite map quiz and stuff like that.
>>169091913
It's okay, we can all tell when it's you posting anyway. By the way, how do you feel about ferrets?
>>169092159
>we can all tell when it's you posting anyway.
Not really. Someone still muss up me with some mex posters.
>By the way, how do you feel about ferrets
what did she mean by that
>>169092373
There's a Russian guy on /an/ with the same tier of bad English as you who really likes ferrets. He lives in the states, though. Also, you can usually tell the difference between bad English from a native Spanish speaker and a native Russian speaker. The mistakes they make are completely different.
>>169092496
Nah, i not browsing any thread on 4chins besides tf2g. Maybe stalker general sometimes.
can any russians translate this rescue ranger I bought
google translate just returns gibberish
>>169095176
copypaste the name and desc here and I'll see what i can do
>>169095453
Чiп i дeiл
Чeпyшитeль
>>169095176
The strange way of typing "chip and dale"
>>169095756
And Чeпyшитeль means something like "fucker". By fucker i mean person, who fuck things.
>>169095176
>>169095553
It's something about the Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers
>>169095553
chip n dale
emergency extinguisher
yeah I have no clue what did he mean by that
>>169095903
>>169095902
>>169095903
>>169095970
seems like a forced reference but might as well keep it for novelty
thanks anons
thole a cute!
>there will never be more invasion-style lazor wepons
>>169096078
no one in this threas is cute you homosexual retard
>>169096383
i guess thole isn't in this thread
>>169097049
i guess you shouldn't talking about him there then since nobody cares
Let's get a good one going, 5 or 8, loadouts
no
your drawnings is shit
please leave and never comeback
>>169097663
>>169097663
>>169097850
Wow, no need to be so rude, Anon.
>>169098028
>>169098120
>>169098038
musekelk might be right
>>169098038
hey qt
>htc viva, experiment reality like you are viva
SCATTERGUN IDEA
>reloads entire clip at once
>50% slower reload speed
>on jump: gain 15% move speed
>double jumps do not allow to reset momentum
RATE
>>168942984
>>168998896
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Sorry to interrupt but can someone tell me how to make an account here? I have seen others posting with accounts and I would rather not be Anonymous, it gets my posts confused with everyone else's.
>>169099881
what a dum dum
>>169100198
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
someone stole my spy set and turned it into a scout set, how do I report?
>>169101186
my set http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=502980307
his set https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869553192
i am not happy at this at all, i put hard work in mine,not to mention mine is better and uploaded first
>>169098835
> Job Simulator but you can only watch someone else do the store segment
> Bonus level where you sit in a dark room eating doritos and shitposting on 4Chan
>>169101686
>Implying Kamen Rider is your original donut steal idea
We get it, you don't like vipes and neither do i, but stop pretending to be someone you're not just to stir up shit
Or, on the other hand, shut the fuck up vipes, we don't care you finally released that shit
>>169102081
i'm sorry, but I don't like it when people copy my work. is that bad?
>>169102081
Every time that set gets posted here someone points out that it's from Kamen Rider. Either this dude is hecka retarded or it's Vipes posting about himself for attention. Given that I refuse to believe anyone could be dumb enough to ignore the fact that much of his work is inspired by a lot of eastern media, I'm just going to go ahead and assume it's just Vipes.
>>169102257
Or someone just has a fucking bone to pick with him. Apparently based on facepunch, the guy lives in Germany. The guy that harrasses the one who must not be said.
>>169098835
It's an amazing feeling knowing this is my reality. I don't think most people here can handle a life filled with blessings like I can
>>169101878
I don't get that first part, though
I don't eat Doritos and my room is pretty bright
>>169102425
proof pls, I refuse to believe it's anyone but Vipes.
>>169102591
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1520026&p=51845524&viewfull=1#post51845524 Last time I checked, that's a german flag.
>>169102729
>He got banned
lmao
>>169102591
I think Vipes is russian based on his steam profile. Russian and Germany isn't the same country anon.
>tfw three people on your team get the gibus achievement.
http://tf2r.com/k94e7uy.html
>>169102486
The first part is because cashiers do the bagging, though I'm happy to touch up the second part.
> Bonus level where you sit in a room illuminated by medic unusuals while eating burritos and shitposting on 4Chan.
Let me know if there are any further tweaks needed and we'll see about getting this experience Greenlit.
>>169098028
>tfw friendly sandvich hoovy on your team in matchmaking
>96 MB update
>no update page
???
>>169103346
it was a server update, they're updating the game to support the changes they're making to hosting the game
>>169103297
thanks
enter my raffle
>>169103434
An update is an update, it would be nice to know what they changed. Even if there is only one change, a two line blog post wouldn't be so hard to do, would it?
>>169103445
Thanks, I'd have missed it.
>>169103714
Subscribe to the HLDS if you want to know what happens every update.
>>169098582
fuck off mikes
>try some casual
>every time I get matched either to payload on attack with 30 seconds remaining or to 5cp with our last being captured
haha ebic
>>169104449
that wasn't me
>>169104804
You can't fool me, underage
>>169104449
Why would that be Mikes?
>>169103204
I don't watch the cashiers, though. I gotta do produce shit instead of watching average looking chicks bag groceries
Nah, still way off. I just did TF2 for the first time in a month on Monday, and closed the game after looking for a server for 8 minutes. And burritos are delicious, but I haven't had one in years. Finally, I don't post on 4chan as much as you think I do, so you can do away with that
>I don't post on 4chan as much as you think I do
>While posting in pretty much every single thread so he never misses a chance to talk about himself whenever he's mentioned
>>169106053
There as a good run from December to January where I ignored tf2g over Pokémon Moon
And someone else started the Viva topic before I dropped by
daily reminder playing soldier jump maps will make you ten times better at every class.
>>169087137
That's nice. My gf is a phara main and when she plays tf2 with me she plays demo and soldier
I'm a medic/engi main. Fuck me
>>169106572
i prefer playing pubs like a jump map and bomb every now and again
>>169106719
>mains can't be changed
>already maining two classes
what is the problem here?
>>169106719
>Letting your girl freind play a FRAGING class while you play a babby supporting class
What are you some kind of cuck?
>>169106719
You're better off, to be honest. Women can't be trusted to take on the job of a Medic. You're the shot caller and carry while all she has to do is say Pop and kill dudes
>>169106932
No, I'm the only one sticking it in her vagoo. And I'm not just a quickfix/vaccinator in her ass. I play scout and solly too, I'm just a better finslinger engineer or scout
i want normies to get the fuck out of my general
I want degenerates to get a life
>>169104868
but i'm not underage
>>169034730
they have
like 3 times
it just makes the lmao boxers program around it
>>169107812
is there a CSS script or something that I can use to make trip-posters invisible? I don't mean "hide" their posts, I mean outright make them non-existant in the thread
>tfw too intelligent to post anonymously
>>169110158
its 90% of the thread
since nothing actually happens tf2 related, we can't change balance, tf2 art is down to drawfags, and valve has just brushed us to the back corner
>>169110158
lol fucking retard
>>169110530
if you're placing 90% of your attention on the tripfags when theyre the minority of posters, you're making the situation worse
tfw no autistic scout main gf
>>169110158
>Being this retarded
>>169110853
id?
>be spy
>cart is almost off the edge
>i'm behind cart
>no one turning around, everyone on cart too busy shooting people spawning
>demo jumps on the cart last second
>makes the two people on the cart turn around and pull their melee out
>they both miss the demo and hit me
>you failed
>>169109563
That's a horrible take on Costanza. He's holding it completely wrong
>>169106572
Which ones?
How do I play tf2g?
>>169111792
just play whatever is on the tempus beginner server, you can type /mi to see the difficulties. Try and beat the easy and very easy courses. Good maps have a progression so just try and beat as much as you can. When you can easily beat the easy maps youll notice how much easier you can dodge damage, close in on timings, navigate objects.
>>169015097
>tfw I can't contain my autism
I mailed them about Claidheamh Mor, and asked them to balance it for the tastes of hybrid Demoshield with GL better. I wanted longer charge duration back and having standard holster time so it may worth getting pocketed with Claid+Tide combo while still holding onto your GL.
I also sent them a few trash ideas about moving Shove ability from Shortstop to some melee weapon, and giving "remove disguise" ability on another Scout melee as well... My most shitty one would be ability to see Sniper lasers throughly when Scout is under the effects of Bonk.
Yet, I didn't stop there and asked them to balance PPBP because it didn't make any sense to me in gameplay or any meta then squeezed some shit about Manmelter and increasing its mag size to 2.
>>169112378
Thanks, I'll look into it. I can topscore pubs with soldier, but my rocket jumps are still very inconsistent at best.
>>169112383
At least your doing something.
>>169062171
p-p-please draw me
>>169112612
Soldier is handsdown the easiest class to topscore on Valve pubs with, with the exception of possibly Demo on Payload.
>>169106572
Let's assume a player has decent to good movement and they do not main soldier. (No, the benefit of playing demo in jump maps isn't as significant as playing soldier in jump maps)
Will jump maps give them game sense? Will jump maps give them aim? Will jump maps give them good teamwork?
Welp. Just 4 more months of daily grinding and i will get my autism prize.
bump
>>169114519
level cap will increase in the future though
what the fuck has been happening with item inventories lately
they used to lag a little before you opened someone's inventory
then you had to refresh inventories several times before you got something
now you have to wait like a fuckload and mash f5 to get the inventory at random
seriously valve what the fuck
>>169117236
haven't had any problems like this, must be something on your end
hey boys got my new killstreak finished
post soldiers :-)
>>169117660
>>169117660
buy a computer you idiot
>>169074979
HELL YA BOY GOOD SHIT, LOOKS GOOD
>>169117772
only pros use pentiums
buy a pentium today
>>169117842
>not using a 3000 dollar alienware machine
found the fucking loser lmao
>>169117660
>>169117660
ok
>>169071827
and here was the loadout i was talking about, pretty spot on.
>>169117151
that's stupid though. prestige system with notable cool items as reward is right way.
>>169117660
but festives
>>169117660
>>169117660
>>169119017
classic loadouts friend, what on the clan pride?
>>169118656
Diplomat is ugly
>>169118656
>beard while wearing a wig
unusualfags, everyone
>>169119121
>>169119190
but why bully? I thought it was pretty well themed.
>>169119327
get rid of the beard
>>169119404
But i enjoy the beard, i even painted it to go with my wig.
>>169119327
Your loadout is decent i just wanter to say that diplomat is bad cosmetics. It's litterally doesnt fit with anything.
Looks like the leeches are out in full force
>>169119487
Thanks i was going for a commander/general look that was silly and outlandish. I guess ill work on it.
>>169119589
What did you expect?
>>169119589
I'm here right now
sorry I don't play demo
pffhahaha
>>169119589
>people selling raffled unusuals that they don't actually need
wow
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rallycalltf2feb2017
So how bout it, have you donated to get your autism badge yet? And look at those incentives! If you give us enough money then you, yes you will get to be in a game with youtube (tm) tf2 personalities!
hehe ;-)
>I don't play demo
i bet ur also bad
>>169120483
>not burning flames
>>169120403
>all of those 5 dollar donations just to get the autism badge
>try scout
>enjoy it
Holy shit guys what do I do? I hate scout mains and I don't want to end up being one
>>169120483
Hey newfreind here, can you craft unusuals? Cause ive seen some people with crafted stranges and i was wondering if the same applied to unusuals.
>>169120575
>Not donating for an autism badge
>>169120616
Play whatever you like and ignore the fact that 90% of TF2 players are dickweeds?
>>169120616
i used to be a really salty spy main and thought pyro was the most op thing ever
then i got over myself and actually had a lot of fun playing the class
never ended up maining pyro and don't play spy very often anymore, but i'm glad i took the plunge
don't let yourself not explore 1/9th of the game for petty reasons, it could open up avenues to finding even more than just that 1/9th
>>169120713
Crafted stranges just means they had a strangifier applied after the hat was crated.
>>169120403
>You don't even actually get to play against them, but play in a MvM tour with them
>This is the highest reward tier
lmao
>>169120616
don't use binds, don't have annoying renames, and don't wear obnoxious hats
>>169120403
>mvm tour with youtubers
I hope there's a video so I can watch 5 obscure nobodies yell at a whale for picking bad upgrades
>>169121046
is "voicemenu 1 4" acceptable to have as a scout bind
>>169122595
I'd probably have a laugh at it, I was just listing everything that makes scout mains annoying
any bind that isn't edgy or overused is fine imo
>>169119105
>>169117660
>
>>169119017
i had forgotten that the defiant spartan was a hat
Haven't played TF2 in a few months
Any major changes happen while I was gone?
>>169120616
Don't hate classes just because certain types of fags flock to them. They can all be fun.
t. Fag who hated soldier & demo before playing Tribes
how does one grow balls to join a lobby??
>mfw Frankenhud is DEAD
Euthanize me
and also somebody give me a good hud to use
>>169126675
Toonhud
>>169126675
rayshud :')
>>169125323
No.
>>169126675
ahud
>>169126675
evehud
there should be a HUD that raplaces everything with pictures of simon cowell
>>169127362
Get on it then.
Huds are fucking piss easy to make when it comes to replacing files.
>>169127362
There is some guy that actually did this but with Nicolas Cage.
>tfw yu r boollet proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzfsiP8F-Jg
post your competitive music lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhplWFhqUoM
>>169129560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QpInkz9so
>>169129560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2orBsXp4HM
>>169129560
https://youtu.be/N5b5EaPzjsE
rate my black man
So I finally made the switch from RaysHUD to 7HUD
I got colors almost figured out from last time. Now I wanna know: How do I switch up the font to one I had to DL?
>>168933991
>top scoring as soldier
>tell team to push
>bottom fragger tells me to shut the fuck up
>win game
>still mvp
>bottom fragger still at the bottom
when will they learn
>go to class not expecting to win raffu
>win
woah
>>169131652
>Earbuds rather than over the ear headphones
Have fun with all that wax and stepping on your buds when they fall off your ears
>mfw people tell me im a good med after i carry the team to victory every round
>>169131652
>no professional killstreak australium grenade launcher
>no professional killstreak australium stickyspam launcher
>no professional killstreak collector's pain train
0.5/10
>>169131652
hey I have some cool lazer weapons, I'll trade you for the apple earphones
>>169131952
>mfw earwax on my earphones
god DAMMIT
>>169131679
not sure if i get what you're trying to ask
if you want to install the font go to the huds recource/font folder and right click>install every font
>>169132113
Yep, earbuds are fucking disgusting
Just have headphones and switch the cups up every half a year
>>169132297
Basically, 7HUD has a nice font. But I like Josefin Sans better. So is there any way to have the latter on 7HUD?
>>169131952
>>169132113
wash your ears you filthy niggers
>>169132512
I do every day after the shower, though
>>169132047
>mfw someone spectates me in a jump server and tells me I'm good
>>169132493
ignore what i said previously
it's possible yes
see: https://youtu.be/ucnYBA2xYdo
i play windowed
i use trackpad
>>169113183
I really wish someone would draw me as tyrone saying 'SHIEEETTT' I-I can give hats for a drawing
I use übers to block the cart and slightly annoy the enemy team.
>>169132993
same desu, so much easier to tab out
>>169132512
>>169132650
Same. Also clean them out every morning.
>>169117660
as per usual, r8/h8
bad
>>169135418
nice milk moustache
>>169113183
heres my ms paint mouseterful rendition of your loadout
>>169136416
U-UNCLE DANE?
>>169136416
I love you saved
>>169136416
Byotiful a modernmasterpice
>>169126675
Default
>>169126675
I just use a slightly modified version of the default hud
Why is it /tf2g/ still hates Vipes? BainTrain is shitposting on Emporium right now and it's pissing everyone off.
am i good yet tf2g
>>169140313
>random br pubs
kys
>>169140313
>luc
I know that guy!!
Oh, Yikes
It worked, but they ended up tiny as heck. They're a bunch of different sizes in the clientsceme, so I don't know which ones to adjust to make them all the proper size
Help
>>169140742
me too
>>169140742
p-post id
>>169114061
Being able to airstrafe and surf well will make you much better at surviving and lining up your shots. This applies to every class. Obviously it can't teach those other things but it'd probably the single most effective way to make you better.
>more deaths than doms
>healhoe
hoho!
>>169140313
yes very good
guys, I won a key
should I open a box or trade it for shiner guns?
Why did Valve make it so that the little map voting menu at the end of the round hides the top players scores? There's no way that that was a mistake
>>169107158
he is a very competent medic, just dosen't like the class or how it plays. She also avoids playing Mercy at all costs.
>>169141783
no, very bad
>>169142315
if you're poor then trade for items you want
>>169142901
but muh gambling addiction
i love being a healsl*t
someone make one of these but with unboxing
Which class main do you hate the most? (i.e. Scout mains, Sniper mains, etc.)
>>169145550
scout mains are the most annoying imo, just because there's such a huge difference between good and bad scouts
pyro mains
>>169143194
Nice
someone give me the "you unboxed hot garbage" pic
>>169146061
why
>>169145550
soldier mains imo
>>169145550
spy main with dead ringer/ambassador and custom SFM avatar of spy unusual
>want to play highpass
>wait forever in queue screen
>look for one in server browser
>2 empty servers
yeah go ahead tell me how the casual game mode is more superior to quickplay when all its made out of is badwater and upward
>>169145550
Steel solly mains that think they're hot shit and try to report/kick me for not following them into all six of the enemy team
>>169146660
good scout mains will jump everywhere and get juicy meatshots, and bad scouts are like the posterchild of new players. basically scouts are annoying either way
>>169147225
why do spy mains get unusuals, they won't even be visible most of the time
>>169147386
See those checkmarks on the payload, 5cp, attack/defend and ctf tabs? Uncheck them
Congratulations, you can now play koth
>>169132054
>dumb particle effects autism grenade launcher
>dumb particle effects autism sticky launcher
>dumb particle effects literal autism weapon you almost never use
your opinion is 0.5/10
>>169147595
>not using the pain train any time there's enemy control points
>>169142901
Technically I'm not poor, it's just that none of my assets have any liquidity nor would I want to get rid of them.
>>169147885
>getting 2shot by shotguns extremely easily
>>169147991
>getting hit by enemies
there's your problem
>>169148139
>hitscan
>>169146470
anyone?
So after a tiny bit more editing, I still can't figure out where exactly I can fix the font size for some huge letters like my Archimedes. It only ever happens for 1 item every loadout. Melee in one, Hat in the other. Yada yada yada
..Help
>>169149302
Just noticed it's happening with the Mirror there, too
Maybe it's because of the long names
>>169147595
What, all your items aren't Strange Festive Professional Killstreak Decorated Unusual Collector's Genuines? Are you fucking new here or something?
WHY
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT
>>169150572
>medics healing pyro and burning from enemy pyro
>pyro doesnt airblast fire away despite medic getting his attention
>medic runs to health pack instead but dies from the burn 3 steps in front of pack>throw my milk at his burning corpse just to rub more salt in the wound
>>169145550
Either demoknight mains for being useless pieces of shit or spy mains who insist tf2's hitreg is working perfectly fine.
I saw Vipes scout thing. I feel horrible now for posting what I did about this set, and him. I didn't know.
>>169129560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpi1QKniaKQ
>>169145550
Snipers by far. Nothing manages to ruin a pub faster than some fuck who clicks on you from five miles away.
>>169153672
oh. well shit. it wasn't there before.
>Dedicated to my mother, who's battling ALS. Me and her bonded over Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Gundam, Pokemon, and many other Japanese related things. Halloween is her favorite holiday, so I was hoping to have it up last year, sadly it was not going to happen. She won't be able to make it to this year's halloween, so I'm uploading it now, in hopes to show her how much the time we spent mattered before she passes.
i feel like an asshole now
>>169153890
>when you make it your mission to shit on snipers in a pub and make them switch
>it's extremely easy because they sit almost still and are tunnel visioned
>they start trying to imply you are mad but really you've just improved the quality of the match 10fold
>>169153890
You know what this team needs?
Five more snipers.
>>169154000
And well you should. It was never really that awful a set in the first place, and if any class would look good in a Kamen Rider getup, it's Scout.
>>169154334
>This is actually a voice line in the game
Only good thing to come out the competitive update, desu.
>haven't played since earlier this morning
>just join a match
>get 2 kills as sniper
>vote kicked off server
Is it common for this to happen?
>maining anything
>not being able to play every class well
>>169154530
>Asians
can you explain this for me
>>169155392
Those are the people already in a casual match, while the other is how many people have TF2 launched.
>>169155598
it's really what i was expecting all this time since late 2011 when the game died. 75% of "players" are just idling, trading, having the game open and bots.
>>169155392
Bots and achievement_idle. Can someone post that one graph again?
>>169155192
Mexican is the lowest of low tier
so i got
gibs, ragdolls blood disabled
surfaceproperties.txt
smaller explosion particles
fps config for max fps and as much unnecessary clutter removed as possible with commands
anything else that is good to have and gives an advantage (besides the hat removal mod)?
>>169156245
For sure. Mexican chicks always have the worst tits and bad faces
I mean ..how about that Detonator? My favorite Pyro weapon
>>169156471
Look up Death Merchant University on jewtube. B4nny is making a series of videos on getting gud in tf2, starting with config settingd
>>169157838
thanks my dude
>>169155392
The smaller number is the number of people in casual mode. It does not include
MvM
Community Servers
Menu idling/People that pad their hours by leaving the game on 24/7
>>169156581
Eh, I take that back, mexican CAN have really hot latinas, but there are so many hob goblin mexicans that it spooks me out
>>169154000
What's als? Age location sex?
>>169159846
Ebin
>>169146470
>>169148579
Here you go
They will never fix the following bugs, making demoman slightly better:
>Spamming M1 instead of perfectly timing M1 presses between sticky launches makes you fire more slowly
>Being out of grenade launcher ammo can sometimes (most of the times) make your stickylauncher stuck and unable to fire or detonate while the hud glitches out
>Attacking with bottle or grenade launcher blocks the detonation of sticky bombs
>Sticky bombs detonate in order of being launched with a tiny delay, but this delay is enough that if you suicide with stickybombs, not all stickybombs explode and only the amount required to kill you explode, this often (nearly all of the time) makes suicide with close combat stickies completely useless as only you will die instead of the target as well
>The absolutely no consistency between when grenades and stickies do and do not travel through teammates instead of bouncing off
Fuck this Pony Fucker intern for being so incompetent
>>169160891
nothing wrong with the first one being the way it is
>>169160891
>tfw you've perfected your sticky spam timing
Are there any maps that take place IN Australia? For a game whose main theme is Australia, it seems like most of it is set in other areas
>>169161416
Why would there be any maps set in Australia when the setting was confirmed as being somewhere in New Mexico years ago?
>>169161517
There are maps set all around the world
>>169161290
>>169161367
it's literally a bug with no reason to exist. if i remember correctly even if you script it to spam +attack, it still gets delayed. and why does it delay attack+2 too? it doesn't only make you fire stickies slower, but also makes you detonate slower. it's some sort of weird fuckup that probably ruins it for a lot of newcomers to this game, who try to spam stickies and can't figure out why the game is taking a shit as if it has lag or input delay or whatever
>>169117660
I'm not too late am I?
>>169145550
Soldier, pyro, spy, and sniper mains. Dime a dozen, egotistical, overextending, and usually bronies/furries. Spy even gets the dead ringer, so what's not to hate?
>>169161793
good meme very nice
>>169160048
No really. What is als?
>>169162372
In this disease, nerve cells break down, which reduces functionality in the muscles they supply. The cause is unknown.
The main symptom is muscle weakness.
Medication and therapy can slow ALS and reduce discomfort, but there's no cure. The person's lifespan is from three weeks to a year, and is a rare but extremely painful experience as your body shuts down and turns against you
>>169160891
I forgot to add,
>Having autoreload enabled can also slow down sticky spam
new thread when?
When you make one.
But I can't meme
>click the "list of good community servers" in OP
>scroll to EU
>add all of them to favorites, try to find others
>ok it's peak time in eu when most players are playing, click refresh list
>out of more than ten servers, only two of them are filled for only 1~ hour between 8 and 10pm gmt
i literally cried. how has it died this hard. where the fuck does everyone even play? where IS EVERYONE?
last
not really last
>>169145550
Medics that pocket the most unintelligible player or loadout. In example; Demoknights, trading fag with a shiny "unusual" andPyros.
Demoknights hardly need any pocketing and can't protect their Medic for shit, it'd be better for them to hang around Sentry nest or hunt alone for the sake of not seeking attention at them. A Demoman with a SBL or even Heavy could largely benefit from heals and can even carry team.
Pyros only useful as a pocket for a few situations (onfoot Sentry ahead and no other options to deploy invulnerability or using Vaccinator etc.) and again they supposedly ambush other pockets, not getting pocketed.
Also I think I have a hate for Scout mains as they're almost unstoppable in a face to face encounter for me. I'd really like to think Scout mains are the reason Gunslinger didn't get a nerf for a long time.
thread meme count: 5
i ain't 'fraid of no ghost post
i think i should just
give up the ghost