/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

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Geralt and Triss OTP

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Regis was the only true love interest of Geralt and there's nothing you can do about it.

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3rd for Hierarch Square

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>>168930601
would motorboat

>>168931525
I love Novigrad because it reminds me of Triss.

>>168931707
Is this a Sile general now? I can stand behind that tbqh

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Sile was a cunt a deserved to be MUSLIMED in that teleporter.

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>>168931779
Sile did nothing wrong

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Anyone else got frisson while reading the books?

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>>168931710
I like it because it feels like an actual city unlike the tiny-ass empty villages they call cities in Skyrim

>>168932252
That too :3 I also like the music and the atmosphere, architecture and colors.

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>>168932517
I sure hope Bethesda took notes from TW3 on how to make medieval fantasy virtual cities but I know they didn't

>>168933232
Oxenfurt on it's own is probably bigger than the main skyrim cities combined

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajWQayObo8

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>>168933232
I do like how CDPR adds so many small details happening in the background, and NPC's doing mundane shit, you can really see how much attention and work went to it. Small stuff like that really does wonders for the atmosphere and immersion and really makes the city feel alive, at least for me it does.

Beauclair was also nice, Oxenfurt a bit disappointing due to a large unused area, but even the small villages are brimming with detail.

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>>168933358
Not sure if it's bigger than all of them combined, but Novigrad probably is. Oxenfurt is certainly bigger than Solitude which is the biggest city in Skyrim.

I think Solitude might be about the same size (in terms of area) as the Bloody Baron's village

Novigrad > Beauclair > Kaer Trolde > Oxenfurt

Novigrad > Kaer Morhen > Toussaint > Velen > Skellige

>>168934261
I think Skellige is pretty nice. The main island at least, the others are too small.

>>168934372
It's nice, no area is bad in Witcher 3, but it reminds me of Skyrim and it's a typical northern land. It's an often used setting, other areas feel more unique so I prefer them for that reason.

>Radovid didn't make the sorceresses into his cock puppets

Isn't subjugating and fucking them every day to within an inch of their lives much better humiliation than regular torture?

>>168934889
what do you think happened to sile, she wasn't granted a slow death, they probably kept her for months in that dungeon doing the most horrific things imaginable. keira probably meets the same fate before getting impaled

>>168935085
But were they Radovid's exclusive cock puppets or sexually available to any of the Witch Hunters? The former is alpha, the latter is being a secret cuck

>>168935924
i don't think radovid wants to fuck them, he just wants them to suffer as much as possible so he let's his men do what they want with them. he is probably a sadistic cuck.

>>168936304
>cuck

And that's why he had to die.

The best humiliation is getting fucked by the man who most wants them dead and has caused them and others like them the most pain. I could've excused that even admired it, but he just had to be a cuck about it

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cerys is the real best waifu

>>168936673
dat manjaw tho

>>168936923
yeah but that cutie scottish accent and kilt

>>168936502
isn't it a bigger humiliation to get passed around like a common whore and have countless dirty guards fuck you for months in the most depraved ways imaginable. such experience is even more humiliating for a sorceress, knowing that they once held positions of power and were respected and feared by most people.

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>>168937042
stahp

>I will never play TW3 for the first time again
>I will never feel the amazement and fascination upon arriving in Velen or exploring the streets of Novigrad
>I will never shit my pants in both fear, intrigue and excitement seeing my first Leshen

>>168938294
aw snap

>>168937042
Those guards mean nothing and have no history with the Lodge on a personal level.

Radovid is the face of the witch hunt and the one leading it, and the one who fucked Phillipa over after she fucked him and his dad over.

>>168936673
can word this post!

she's so dreamy.

Does Ciri have a regular lifespan, or would she have an elongated one because of her heritage?

>>168939845
slightly longer

what is the best armor

i am led to believe it is the feline witcher set

I have played the game and have the grandmaster set

my only complaint is how atrociously awful it looks. like a foreskin

>watching a cutscene
>hit button to skip one bit of dialogue cause I was done reading the subtitles
>skips the whole cutscene instead
Fucking great.

One thing that I love is throwing a dragon dream bomb and then the game switches to cinematic battle cut scene - the flames show up.

>>168940343
> miss an entire battle scene
FAURK
> fuck up a dialogue/gwent match
> cant acess save menu for 5 minutes of cutscenes

just downloaded the Witcher 2 since my brother said the latest one is great.

Anything I should keep in mind?

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>>168940308
For me it's Cat > Manticore > Viper > Bear > Wolf > Griffin

I like grandmaster cat when you remove the hood and Manticore is pretty nice since it reminds me of TW1 times.

>>168940308
pretty sure there's a mod to make it not look like shit

there's one for griffin and ursine

Is there a Geralt x Vlodimir ship?
Is that a thing?

>>168941570
only acceptable gay romances for geralt are dandelion and regis

>>168940308
My favorite one is cat, the attack power is fun.
I also like how the normal, enhanced and superior versions look, but I agree that master and grandmaster could be better, those short leather sleeves look really fucking stupid.

How many hours of main quest do I have ahead of me after Night of Long Fangs? I want to see both endings without having to replay the whole story

>>168943642
Capture the Castle leads directly to Night of the Long Fangs which directly leads to either Blood Simple (which then leads to What Lies Unseen) or Beyond Hill and Dale, and either leads to fighting Detlaff (or choosing not to) which leads to the end quest (Pomp and Circumstance or Burlap Is the New Stripe).

So not much.

If you want to do both endings, keep that save they made you get right before starting Capture the Castle, or make one right after Night of the Long Fangs begins and after the Bruxa fight, that way you get to fully experience whether you go for Syanna or go to Orianna..

And there are actually three endings.

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>>168943642
You are very close to the end. That quest is important in deciding the ending so make a save if you want to explore different paths. There are 4 endings, 3 available if you go after Syanna and one if you go with Unseen. You can still do Orianna's quest and change your mind in the last minute and return to Syanna. Regis will insist and it's up to you to decide, I won't spoil which ending can you get where.

DUDE TELEPORT BEHIND YOU LMAO

This shit is getting old

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>8 hours since the last lewd Triss pic

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This place is pretty cool

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>>168948773
>vertical screenshot
wtf, do you play witcher 3 in a phone or something?

>>168948773
>ywn revisit the Land of a Thousand Fables
>ywn fuck Fringilla into stabilizing it
>ywn fuck Longlocks
>you and Triss will never play knight and princess

Why breathe?

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>>168948931
Yes

>>168949678
This means you can high def screenshots of the Syanna sex scene now right?

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>>168946330
It's time for some romantic pics now, but there will be lewds later.

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>>168949759
They're the same def as normal screenshots in fact they are normal screenshots, rotated 90 degrees

>Geralt can't grow a massive santa claus beard
fuck you cdpr

>Geralt can give Ciri daddy dick
>Geralt can't spank Ciri for being a really bad girl

What the fuck CDPR?

>Yennefer reads Geralt's mind on a regular basis

On this alone I wouldn't waifu her, then again if she knows the filthy depraved shit I'd do to her and she still wants my cock that may be a good thing. But then again she's also jealous and my Geralt is a manwhore.

Dump Yen
Get Triss
?????
Profit

>>168955123
>two succubi you can interact with in Witcher 3
>can't fuck either one
>one's even a prostitute
>multiple other succubi are with Imlerith
>can't fight or fuck them afterwards either

ONE. GODDAMN. JOB. CDPR. ONE. JOB

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>>168955123
>tfw no succubus gf

>>168955640
I'd love a view from the front.

>>168956468
i wouldn't

>>168957460
>not liking Triss' cutie face
>not liking Triss' perfect breasts

>tfw you finish the game and get the good, bittersweet endings you wanted for everyone
>tfw can't find Dandelion, Zoltan or any of your bros while freeromaing after the main quest
>tfw it hits you that Geralt's adventures really are finally over

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>>168956468

Can't even get this shit game to run properly

>>168961618
The game is extremely well optimized and can even run decently on low end hardware.

>>168961315
Too much Geralt to be honest

>>168961724
GTX 1070
i5 6600
16GB ram

I get frame skips no matter what I do.

Shit game and shit devs

>>168962850
My specs are way lower than yours and it werks on my machine, check the settings or something

>>168962850
stop lying

i have a gtx760 and the game is smooth as butter on "High" preset

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>>168962210
Does his overly sexy body make you uncomfortable? :3

>>168963681
No, the prominence on him over Triss does. Triss is looking away and turned to the side while Geralt looks at me, judging me, knowing he has her and I don't, I don't like these feels

>>168963978
He knows you're looking at his wife's tits :3

>>168964276
I'm supposed to be self inserting as Geralt, it ruins the fantasy knowing he's judging me and shoving his 20/10 wife in my face and not in the good ways

>>168964557
I don't really self insert, I see my Geralt as a separate entity. We both love Triss, but she belongs to him and I'm just some pervert obsessed with his wife :3

>>168964914
I'm too jealous a man to not self insert.

>>168965025
>>168964914
>>168964557
>>168964276
jesus christ

>>168965025
Whatever rocks your boat. We can all enjoy the game and Trissfu in our respected ways, she won't mind :3

>>168965219
Only God can judge me

Why can't you fuck your waifu at Corvo Bianco?

Like just a quick sex scene that skips set hours, gives you all the stats you'd get from sleeping in the bed (horse stuff, vitality, etc) and if you do it too many times over a 24 hour period, the waifu says she's tired and just give her a little while.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>168966821
i love her more than god or jesus

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>>168966978
Me too anon, me too

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>tfw ywn fuck enji while she's dressed as ciri

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>>168966238
I'd love to be able to take Triss out on a romantic dinner and have her make love to Geralt, but I'm just happy she's there at all.

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>>168967494

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>>168967896

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>>168963206
You got me :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohKF0LbbhWQ

Reminder that Ciri was made for BGC

>>168969547
Don't see any probs anon.

>>168967494
>>168968023
hnnnnnnnnng

>>168955535
Eskel pls

new cerys/yen scene from pewposterous boys

>>168972338
bit of clipping this time but it's pretty good desu

>>168931874
this. It was also one of the funniest moments in the witcher

>>168936673
Did her and ciri run around naked in the grass as kids?

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>>168938294
>Triss is so pathetic that she kept a dried up flower she practically clawed from a man who doesn't love her
For all the talk that Triss is their waifu CDPR certainly did a number on her

>>168942801
>soiling bromance with gay shit
>not Emhyr or Voorhis who actually lusts after him
neck yourself bitch

>>168945507
You can go to Orianna and do her quest, then make a save. Then Regis asks you if you're sure about seeing the elder, at which point you can choose which path to go for.

>>168962850
I've got a machine that was subpar in 2011 and I can run the game fine on low settings in 1920x1080

>>168975646
Yeah but you'd miss out on Regis walking through Beauclair with you, being your bro and getting to the bank to know where Syanna is from that guy.

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>>168974681
>>168938294

>>168962850
Something's wrong with your rig, then. Try not using it like an idiot.

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>>168940308

Aesthetics?

Wolven > Ursine > Manticore > Feline > Griffin

Stats?

Who cares the game is easy> Who cares the game is easy > Who cares the game is easy > Who cares the game is easy > Who cares the game is easy

>>168962850
Close background programs, pause downloading hentai while playing, make sure your SSD isn't full, disable vsync, DDU your gpu drivers and reinstall the latest ones, run the game in exclusive fullscreen.

>>168977209
>>168975814
>>168971127

Ive literally done all that. It's an issue that's existed since release. Literal fanboys clawing to defend cdpr

>>168978695
I've got an AMD video card if it matters. Not sure if the game has problems with NVidia cards.

>>168936673
Worst choice for ruler.

>>168978808
This tbqh. Best option for Skellige is to just remain neutral, and let svanrige take the throne.

>>168978695
I played the game on a shitty 960 without any of your issues. So have other people that I know personally. The problem is on your end.

Some of the voice acting in this game is quite bad tbvh. All of the children everywhere and lots of the common folk in Toussaint.

>>168979554
>best choice is to let Skellige raid its way into non-existence

>>168979626
It's an issue that has existed since release.
Stop shilling

>>168979687
Did you even see the svanrige ending my man? He unites the clans against Nilfgard and sets up a monarchy, actually making them a kingdom instead of a bunch of barbarian savages.

And the voice acting really is pretty poor in some places. I also hate how whenever a character is interrupted, it takes a second for the person interrupting to actually say anything.

>>168978751
>Not sure if the game has problems with NVidia cards.
The game was made for Nvidia cards, that's why it has all that GameWorks shit that's designed to run badly on AMD hardware. And even then, it runs perfectly fine on my AMD card
>>168979812
And yet you're the only person who has the issue.

Recommend me some Anime/Manga similar to the Witcher 3

NOW

>>168962850
rx 480 runs this game at ultra settings with no problems what are you talking about

>>168980462
ask on /a/ mong

>>168980462
Just read berserk, it's amazing

>>168979870
My bad, confused him with Hjalmar.

Still, how is the Svanrige ending better than Cerys's? She unites the clans as well, without resorting to being an absolutist monarch.

>>168980805
There's no place for pacifism in the witcher universe. Another war is bound spring out sooner or later, and the Skelligers wouldn't be prepared after being pussified by Cerys.

>>168980609
fak u shill!

>>168980627

>Asking the board with objectively the worst taste in Anime/Manga

If I wanted some moeshit or lolibait I would just ask Reddit.

>>168980721

Read em all.

Trying Vampire Hunter D, heard it's decent. Why is Manga/Anime revolving around some badass swordsman hunter so hard to find?

>>168979812
For (you). Other people don't have this issue. Common sense isn't shilling, stop being a retarded cuck and learn how to troubleshoot a computer, you fucking underage.

>page succubus gf NEVER EVER

daily reminder Trissposter is a neetfag that posts 24x7 here.

>>168983485
So am I but you don't notice cause I don't avatarfag

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>>168983485
I love you too anon :3

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Place of Power, its gotta be.

>>168986680
You should draw from it!

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What would a Modern Witcher would look like today?

>>168986863
Except for equipment, why would modern Witchers look any different physically?

>>168987156
Would they be using Magic Guns instead of swords?

>>168986863
that's not a witcher, that's just some guy ciri fucked when she visited our world. he fucked her good so she left him a medallion as a memento

>>168987226
DELETE THIS

Foltest fucks his own sister, Emhyr wants to fuck his own daughter, Henselt is a rapist, Radovid gets hard on burning sorceresses. The only way to get rid of vile monarchs like these is to let the pure lesbian duo of virgins, Saskia and Ciri, lead the world.

>>168987271
Yummy!

>>168987621
What you need is some not!Incest to undo those evils. I already have two people in mind.

>>168987621
Trio, you're forgetting Cerys

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>Shani is a furry
D R O P P E D

By the way, that screenshot is from a youtube video, I actually won the game of gwent against the halflings and was wondering if there's any other way to get those ass ears.

>>168989204
I forfeited the game cause I don't do gwent. They got angry when I said I wasn't going to pay, but they noticed I was drunk and said making me wear the ears was enough punishment or some shit

>>168990706
>I don't do gwent

Uninstall my man

>>168991479
>Yennefer
>literally one of the if not the most rigid minded sorceresses
>crazy
>not triss who manipulated Geralt for years because of her insane jealousy
>"marriage material"

Want to know how I know a beta made this?

>>168990706
In my first playthrough I didn't play gwent either, now I'm in NG+ and decided to give it a shot and it's honestly fucking great man, I recommend starting early to build a good deck, or else it's no fun.

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>>168991708
Triss' manipulation consist mostly of not insisting on bringing up Yen after Geralt starts showing interest in her and after he refuses to hear about his past when Triss first tries to mention it. Still, she encourages Geralt to form his own personality outside of her influence so that his memory can start returning on its own, which eventually happens and when Geralt is ready to talk about the past he asks Triss and she comes clean, after which he can still continue merrily fucking her despite knowing about Yen and Ciri.

So Geralt is not a victim, nor will I ever see him as such. He is more than willing participant and main initiator of his romance with Triss. In fact, he is the one that seduces her, it's not like Triss had some evil master seduction plan to get Geralt, she merely accepts the advances of a man she loved for years. Not to mention all the other great things she did for him. My Geralt will gladly marry Trissfu :3

WHY DO ALL THE CATS IN THE GAME HATE ME

>>168993059
it wasn't always like that, cdpr added it in the goty patch

>>168993175
for what purpose

>>168993213
no idea

>>168993213
the same reason dogs bark at terminators

>>168993684
Yet dogs act perfectly normal around Geralt.

>Witcher 1 got an EE
>Witcher 2 got an EE
>Witcher 3 got a waifu patch, a cat hatred patch and new character model for Vivaldi
CDPR works in mysterious ways

>>168994050
Geralt's not a terminator

>>168991232
I don't like card games in real life, and I don't like them in my vidya either.

>>168991479
This kinda work too if you replace that with a political compass.
I'm sure Yen would have served (and loved) the National-Socialist Germany in the war.

>>168994405
They've mentioned working at full speed on Cyberpunk and they've been hiring a good number of people in Poland lately.

>>168994930
>during the war

Yeah na, Yennefer probably would have pulled a Sile and tried to get Hitler assassinated for being incompetent

>Typical Meeting of Triss and Yen Fans

Normal Triss People: We will find Triss forums and Triss videos to watch and just be happy today.

Normal Yen People: We will find Triss videos and forums to visit so we can be obnoxious. We will make pictures and videos to argue how bad Triss is so people can pick Yen. We are so not satisfied with our choice, therefore we need to be rude and act foolish to make others agree with us.

Triss People: We love Triss, because she is caring and openly affectionate. She cares about Geralt and Ciri. She grew and learned from her mistakes.

Yen People: Triss is different than Triss from the book. In the book, she was a terrible person, not opposing the lodge is the same as agreeing with them.

TP: Not true, she had many great moments in the books and yes she made mistakes, but we still love Triss, because she showed character growth in game.

YP: That’s not Triss, the real Triss is not that nice.

TP: Well that’s your skewed opinion. Truth is Yen also made a lot of mistakes.

YP: No, everything yen did was out of love, she loved Geralt so much she treated him like her pet, but that was out of love. She loved him, its true. So much so she almost got him killed by her other cunt scratcher, because she love him so much.

TP: Excuse me?

YP: Yeah, Yen is such a darling. Triss’s feelings for Geralt was so childish, because she showed it so easily. She embarrassed herself to show her affection. Once you get to know yen, her attitude and abusive relationship with Geralt are a sign of a strong woman and a strong man.

Strong Men: Ahem, Bullsh*t, that’s called having no balls. You can still be a strong man and have some self-respect.

Strong Women: Um please do not confuse being a bitter puss with being a strong woman. Strong women don’t use their past as an excuse to be bitter.

>New to Witcher: I like yen.

YP: Cool the game is canon. Just ignore her attitude and she is really nice. I swear, I know because i read the books, trust me.

New to Witcher: I like Triss.

YP: You can’t! You have to like Yen she’d canon. We know because we read the books and Canon dammit Canon. The games are not canon until you like Yen.

TP: Triss grew up in game, more mature, strong. Just like she showed at the end of the books. Geralt grew up too and Geralt truly loves her.

YP: Triss is for boys, and Yen is for men. When he said better that was the dev being nice to Triss, when he said he love Yen that was truly Geralt though.

>Real Men: Um no. We like to be treated with respect, and we treat our women with respect.

YP: Deep down, we know Triss is nice, but we have to say bad things and do things to make her look bad, so we can justify picking yen. It’s canon because we say it is only when it benefit us. We use words like canon and books when its supports our choice and dismiss them when it don’t you know?

TP: Um what? I still like Triss though. She offers Geralt a better life. His friends can visit. He can still be a witcher and she continued to do what she loves. You know compromise, like a healthy relationship where you don’t ask your partner to give up what they like for you?

YP: How dare you chose who you want in the game. Read the books and you will love Yen.

TP: who read books: I read the damn books and I love Triss, always will.

YP: NO! How dare you? Yen is an Angel in Demon skin. All the shitty things she did in books and games were for love. Her mistakes are nothing compare to Triss. Ignore Yen mistakes, don’t ignore Triss’s. Trust me, I am a witcher expert. I read the books.

ME: I read the books and I love Triss. Geralt and Triss together in the game is the best romance every in an RPG. Bias :).

YP: You suck, just another Triss fan boy.

Me: Sigh…Cool, I need go and speak to people who are not so negative and confusing.

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>>168995567
I don't really care if you pick triss

I like Yen because she's hot her voice makes me the hardest metal on earth next to diamond, and timid girls turn me off unless they're literally 11/10

>>168995567
>>168995746
I'm glad this general is not dead.
Thanks for the screenshot.

Fill in the gaps:

____________, BUT I PREFER ME TRUSTY AXE!

GOT SO FUCKED UP LAST NIGHT, ______________.

YOUR KIND SPREADS ______________!

>>168996423
Alright.

Friend.

Disease.

How'd I do?

ETERNAL FIRE PROTECTS US, GIVES MONSTERS THE SHITS

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>>168995567
>>168995746

who strong woman here

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>>168996423

i love you triss, BUT I PREFER ME TRUSTY AXE!

GOT SO FUCKED UP LAST NIGHT, but i didn't cheat on you, triss.

YOUR KIND SPREADS good love, triss. lov you!

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>>168997309
Me

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>>168997360

Sometimes when on road, Triss wears the same panties for several days. I want to smell and possibly taste those panties.

>>168997563
>posting le black meme science guy
Don't dare giving me a (You) EVER AGAIN

>>168997615
That's disgusting, why can't people have normal fetishes like thighs or boobies

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>>168997676

>>168997724
>boobies
>normal fetish

Maybe if you're some kind of fucking sicko

>>168997724
Because this is /wtc/, normal people don't come here.

Triss' farts are loud and odorless. She farts 15-20 times a day
Yen's farts are silent and awful smelling. She farts 7-13 times a day
Ciri's farts are squeaky and moderate in smell. She farts 3-6 times a day.

>>168998958
Get help.

>>169000412
That won't save him anon.

>>169001371
Then he should suicide himself.

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I cannot stand this place any longer. Waifufags should be hanged, especially the trissautist.

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>>169002025
Posting non-waifu screenshot

>>168996492
I don't know about the others but the third one is "disease, defeatism and desertion."

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>>169002025
It's really weird. One day we have good discussions and the next it's filled with waifufags.

>>168995567
>>168995746
Nice.

>>168998958
neck yourself autist

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>>169006304
It's all part of /wtc/. Personally, I like how this general has been lately ever since Gwent separated and got its own thread. No more boring card talk, no more complaining, just waifus with the occasional burst of actual Witcher discussion. It's the /wtc/ I love.

>>168998958
Nice. What about Shani? Or Iris?

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>>169008302
Mate, you know damn well this will only kill the community in the end.

>>169008504
Shani is a regular farting girl, her farts vary in sound and smell.
Iris is dead and probably doesn't fart at all, but if she does...dead's woman's farts can't smell nice.

One thing I really don't like about the Witcher series is how half the quest names basically spoil what's gonna happen.

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>>169008708
I don't care, I supported the idea from the start. I'm just glad I don't have to read through the boring card talk I couldn't care less about or read how waifus are preventing them from discussing their boring cards. May their general be long and prosperous, and may they never return to this waifu paradise :3

Do I have to pick a side in HoS? I hate them both and would like to fuck them over

>>169010038
You kind of do.

>>169010038
Pick a side where? If you mean the auction house heist you can end up killing everyone. If you mean the end of the story yes, you can only defeat one

>>169010134
>>169010193
Well shit. Whats the one you materialy gain the most from fucking over?

>>169010556
Kill everyone at the auction so you can loot the vault and get fat cash when you sell everything

Let Olgierd die and O'Dimm will give you a few mediocre at best rewards
Fight O'Dimm and you'll get a pretty kickass steel sword from Olgierd plus whatever you can loot in the world you'll be teleported to. There's a very good silver sword in there among other loot

>>169011041
>a very good silver sword in there
That you can't get anywhere else, forgot to add.

>>169011041
Thanks lad

>>169011558
Really, the rewards for siding with O'Dimm are garbage

If you want to be quick you receive a saddle with 100 Stamina and randomly affects an enemy within the vicinity. Roach turns black and has white eyes.
If you want to never go hungry again you receive a Horn of Plenty which basically acts like unlimited food.
You can ask for an endless bottle of vodka and never buy alcohol for your potions again.
If you want to be rich, Gaunter gives you a small amount of gold (5000).
If you ask for nothing, he just disappears.
If you haven't found Ciri yet you can ask him where he is; if you commit to finding information on Ciri, he gives you advice for the good endings.

You have to choose one of these, can't have everything. The only reward in there remotely worth anything is the infinite booze for potions, but there's tons of alcohest and dwarven spirit to be looted or bought literally everywhere anyway

>>169011995
>If you want to be rich, Gaunter gives you a small amount of gold (5000).
Wow, thanks Gaunter!

When do I get the last assassin quest? I'm in the last preparations and nobody called me to get at Radovid

O'Dimm's saddle is pretty cool tbqh.

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>>169011995
Yeah, too bad the rewards sucked ass.

Still, I don't fuck with the devil, let him take his due.

>>169013849
You have to do a good chunk of the main quest first. You'll go to Skellige, then return to Novigrad, then after a couple quests you'll get it. Protip: be nice to Dijkstra

>>169014341
Wait, am I not near the end right now?

>>169014509
Depends, what did you do in the main quest?

>>169014509
Yeah sorry I misread your post

You have to do a few quests earlier in order to get the quest to kill Rad
http://www.ign.com/wikis/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/Reason_of_State

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>>169013982
Helping him would be in line with the story it's based. He is outsmarted in the end but prays as he's being dragged to hell and he instead ends up on the moon.

>>169015954
>he instead ends up on the moon.
Holy shit I remember that.
That was so good.

>>169015954
I've been wondering what exactly happens to him if Geralt wins

He's literally the devil, or at least some sort of divine entity that clearly can't be completely destroyed by a mortal, so what happens to him? Is he just banished from that world? How long will it take him to return and start fucking with people again?

>>169011995
>If you haven't found Ciri yet you can ask him where he is; if you commit to finding information on Ciri, he gives you advice for the good endings.
that's pretty awesome actually. Still, fuck him. Olgierd was such a well written character and so fucking human, that I simply couldn't stand by and watch him suffer. Besides saving people from monsters is Geralt's specialty

Speaking of Hearts of Stone, why exactly is Olgierd immortal? I thought he asked O'Dimm to be rich as fuck

>>169018681
Among other things, like immortality iirc.

>>169018681
He also asked to live like there was no tomorrow.

So he's immortal, plus Gaunter might not let him die without fulfilling the other parts of the contract so he can get the guy's soul.

How would you word your wishes as to fuck O'Dimm over, mates?

>>169020598
you can get my soul 50 years from now

>>169020598
So I get three wishes and he has to fulfill three wishlike clauses, along with the contract having to be fulfilled in a certain place and by someone who's not him, to get my soul?

>>169020598
>>169022040
If so, with the longest run on sentences you can think of to cover all grounds while trying to be specific and exclusive as possible

For example, one of the clauses/things to complete the contract could be

>Condition: when every woman in this world (insert Witcher world name) at a stage in life of physical attraction where I find them to be sexy, cute and/or beautiful has brought me to multiple orgasm during at minimum an hour of coitus involving my penis repeatedly penetrating one of three holes present on these women's bodies, said holes being the mouth/throat, the asshole and the vagina, while we perfectly recite an elvish song that lasts for said duration of coitus

>>169022473
>Gaunter arranges it so you only find one woman sexy, cute and/or beautiful
>you have sex with her in the way you described
>voilà

The point is: You can never word something in a way that won't allow backdoors in a world where magic exists. It's hard enough in reality, hence why we need fucking lawyers to word laws and contracts in fucked up and complicated ways and a host of courts to interpret them.

It's a problem rooted in language and how it's not an accurate/objective representation or reflection of the world. Perhaps you could fuck Gaunter over by describing your wishes in mathematic formulae or something.

>>169024281
You forgot the "by someone who's not him".

Gaunter can't do it, just like he couldn't just snap his fingers to make Olgierd's brother happy

>>169024607
No, but he can still help. And with his resources, he'll find a way.

>>169024739
How without violating the 'someone else"?

He could only arrange for Geralt to speak to the brother for example and didn't set up the night, the wedding or odds in the games to make the brother happy.

He took no part in getting the flower from Iris, he had to have Geralt tell Olgierd where to go, and took no part in getting that House thing or the break in.

>>169024739
>>169025229
And good luck compelling me to perfectly recite Elvish while I'm fucking and nutting, for an hour, much less the woman if the hole I'm fucking is her throat.

>>169025229
By giving Geralt knowledge or items. Like the blood and the knowledge about the blood ritual.

>>169025519
I guess what you're trying to get at is that you want to set impossible conditions. I'm pretty sure O'Dimm wouldn't let that fly.

>>169025823
So he'll give Geralt a potion he'll be allowed to slip to me that'll make me presumably fall in love with one woman, be able to fuck for an hour, exclusively vaginal or anal, while singing a foreign language?

lol no

>>169026249
Why not?

It's fucking magic.

>>169026249
This is a guy who can literally control time. He can piss a potion like that into a bottle and give it to you if he wants to.

>>169026004
Not impossible, just highly improbable. He'd need a very powerful entity that's not himself. I do wonder how well axii or some other brainwashing magic would work for it though. How complex can an order be?

>>169026335
He couldn't use this "magic" with anything else.

Didn't slip the brother anything to make him have a good time, have an easier time, or anything.

Didn't give any help getting the House

Didn't help to get the rose.

It's not happening

>>169026697
See >>169026901

Face it, Gaunter can't help as much as you think without breaking the "someone else" thing..

>>169026901
Do we know he didn't do anything to help? He was present at the wedding and the auction.

He can manipulate circumstances, people, objects.

>>169027320
Unless you can prove he compelled or had an actual hand in those pigs to run into the barn, Geralt to win at Gwent, get that boot, dance with Shani, Vivaldi letting you into the Auction, and all the other stuff, no.

You have to prove a positive, not a negative

>be an asshole from day 1, kill and pillage for fun, become alcoholic
>use black magic
>kill his wife's father when he tried to protect his daughter and lock her up
>curse a man because the guy's father found him a wife
Why do >we like Olgierd again?

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>>169028390
Nobody expect Trissaut*st likes Olgierd here.

>>169028390
I don't like Olgierd, but siding with him gets me the best shit whereas Gaunter disrespects me with the stuff he offers when you side with him

>>169028390
I don't like him, but I think he truly regrets doing all that shit and the colossal grief and guilt that flood his soul and his heart now that he's capable of human emotions again are a big enough punishment. Plus fuck the devil.

>find a dead knight in the land of fables or whatever it's called
>loot a set of Toussaint armor
>kickass stats compared to my Grandmaster Feline set plus the whole set combined gives me 1800 extra vitality
>but it's heavy gear and knight armor looks dumb on Geralt
fuck

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This place is like a horror version of Shrek

>>169032342
Only the strong survive.

But I did feel bad for her

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>B&W came out 8 months and 21 days ago
>Hearts of stone came out 1 year and 4 months ago
>Witcher 3 came out 1 year and 9 months ago

>>169034125
>Cyberpunk 2077 will take at least another 2 years

>>169034484
2018 seems a reasonable release date

>>169034484
>>169035481
>Cyberpunk 2077
>coming out anytime before 2077

Come on, guys, it's even in the name

>syanna's cute
>on the other hand my geralt's with yen
>but yen doesn't have to know
>but

>>169036748
Nevermind just watched the sex secene on youtube and that shit is ridiculous

>>169037037
Ridiculously hot desu

Should've kept the Red's hood on

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<3

>>169039247
>played the entire game wanting to fuck Ciri
>finally find her
>can't fuck her

Bravo, CDPR

>>169039884
she's geralt's daughter you freak

>>169038135
>dat ass

Good lord.

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Hee Hee

>>169039884
Just use this mod, brah

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1772/?

>>169040798
Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9dBlZ25Ew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsnIkOR-1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEQ9QP2DaMs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUC8IobLuJY

>>169040128
Witchers are sterile


>>169041372
>>169040798
HELL YEAH

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>>169040393
Triss is perfect all around :3

>>169040393
Looks great in that outfit but it's actually flat as fuck once she's naked, like all other females in the game. Them poles don't like voluptuous women.

>>169042009
>Witchers are sterile
how does that make it ok to fuck your daughter? as long as you don't get her pregnant it's all good?

>>169044608
I think anon was saying that it's okay because she's not his actual biological daughter

>>169044608
He's sterile.

He can't have children.

Emhyr is Ciri's father.

How stupid are you?

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>>169044518
I beg to differ, her ass looks pretty good to me.

>walking around the poor district of Beauclair at night
>hear peasants fucking in some house
It's the little details

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>"Keep it together, man"
>Geralt tells the Baron he's pathetic

>PUSH FORCIBLY
>Geralt breaks Djikstras leg

Why do these modern RPGs do this?

>>169044872
it doesn't matter he can't have children you retard, what's that have to do with anything? she is his adopted daughter and he would never fuck her you fucking pervert

>>169045250
>implying both of them havent thought about it

>>169045250
>black_science_man_autism.gif

>>169045463
ciri has but not geralt

Page Triss

Post more ass or cleavage pics please, or both, but mostly ass

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Well that's Blood and Wine done. Gotta say it was a bit slow at the beginning but the quest got pretty fun towards the end, and I loved the fable world.

Time to do some side quests. Then I might start a NG+ playthrough...or I might postpone that a few months so the game isn't so fresh in my memory.

>>169049387
I like this image.

Thank you for posting it, friend!

>>169049387
Did you at least get screenshots of the syanna sex scene?

How does it feel when you insert your copulating organ inside Ciri and hold her mammary glands?

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>>169048531
I don't have any new ass shots, too lazy to make new ones now, but have a pleasant nature moment with Trissfu instead :3

>>169050213
Can you reproduce your Photoshop filter in Gimp?

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>>169049782
I didn't bang Syanna

>>169050325
I don't know, never used Gimp

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>>169050153

>>169050467
But you promised that you'd get them, just that you'd have to redo the whole mission at the time which you didn't feel like

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>>169051043
What

I never said that

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>>169051043
That wasn't him, that was me :3

>>169051351
See >>168453528

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>>169051351
>grey line on the right edge
Guess I shouldn't have used windows photo viewer to rotate the picture

>>169051419
My bad, got confused by the filename "witcher3..."

I should've known because of Yen being his endgame waifu

>>169051594
Nigga that wasn't me

>>169051760
See >>169051758

Is armor with more resistances better than armor with a higher defense?

Like something with 40% resistances to stuff compared to armor that's +40 or +60 with lesser resistance?

>>169045952
>being against incest is autism
wew

>>169054742
>sex between people who are not related is incest
wew

>>169055308
>not understanding that it's still incestuous if you raise a child as your own and then have sex with them even if you're not blood related to them

>>169054742
>being against incest on 4chan isn't autism

WEW

>>169055530
But that's wrong, dipshit

>>169056565
>a person commits incest if he marries or engages in sexual intercourse with a person he knows to be, either legitimately or illegitimately:
>His ancestor or descendant by blood or adoption

t. legal definition of incest

>>169053332
Anyone?

Long and interesting interview with Marcin Iwinski from some Chinese game conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsLklIhZUw&t=10s+

Also, no image posting...be brave Trissfu, your beauty will shine once again :3

post ur best lewd Ciris

>>168934261
kaer morhen is empty and rushed as fuck goofy ass nigga

>Blood and Wine
>go to the show shiner
>it's a little shota with the most beautiful cute voice

Not gay or anything but would anyone else rather fuck this little boy's delicious throat? Haha

>>169057102
Because there's One World Law, right?

Dipshit.

I want to play with the hairy monster living in Triss' panties.

Link to the gwent general is in this OP but link to this general isn't in the gwent OP

__rude__

>>169035703
>implying it won't come out on 20/07/07

>>169045150
ikr? It's fucking ridiculous and made me want to quit the game at several points.

>>169018681
I never really understood it. I think Olgierd asked for immortality and riches and what not, in return for his brother's life(?), and part of the pact with GO'D was that to fulfill his end, he'd have to grant Olgierd 3 wishes, which is the shit Geralt does.

>>169059742
Fuck off Milo

Triss has a sweet, nicely smelling crotch.

>>169059319
we can't ;_;

>>169076235
Well of course not, Ciri's too pure for that :3

>>169077237
pure sweetheart

Is it normal that the bookshelf at Corvo Bianco always appears almost empty or is that a bug? Do I need to have physical copies in my stash for it to be filled?

>>169072817
With a few exceptions, the choices are pretty clear.

>>169079376
I think it's normal. I have the same problem.

>>169079376
I think so, yeah.
But why are you not just taking them with you?

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literally did nothing wrong, what so ever and people still call him a bad guy.

>>169079540
Why do you mean? Why would I take the books with me? I usually just sell them once I've read them.

>>169079540
You can still read all the books you found in game in codex, even if you sell or drop them

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not feeling the best right now lads

it will pass

>>169080706
You killed him?
>>169079874
This.

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>>169081134

lol nah, my statement had nothing to do with the game or the screenshot. just generally. decided to mention it here because I don't really have anywhere else. it didn't occur to me i could be misinterpreted that way

>>169081245
well then
think about ciri

>>169081134
>him

Dea is/was a girl senpai

One thing I really miss from witcher 2 in 3, is the full plate design of the knights. Sure they kinda brought it back in B&W, but the aesthetic design of the full plate knights in 2 was so much better.

>>169082742
Hoping theres a Mod for that