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When does Season 3 end?
>February 21st.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes coming
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>168862692
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Reyes isnt a nigger
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I guess I'll choose this to be the new thread because D.va.
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What do you think of this?
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>>168892876
Reyes is satan
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Hana's tits and pussy
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Amélie
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>>168892940
I would train the shit out of a Truself.
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Any ow versions of this?
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Remember, the best ships are friendships
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I want to fuck Reaper
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I main lucio cause then it feels less of my fault when we lose and people rarley get mad at healers
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>>168893089
This.
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What's going to be the next Overwatch event and why is it Summer Solstice/Beginning of Summer event?
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>>168893154
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>>168893194
>play lucio while team is 5 dps
>only use speedboost
>nobody notices
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>>168893089
>yfw winston can't stand it anymore and Primal rapes Tracer but she cant even feel his tiny monkey cock and she just laughs as his tears mix with his cum
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>>168893050
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looking for mindbreak involving roadhog please respond
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>>168893230
Let's just hope they don't make the same mistake as TF2 and introduce the Conga.
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HOW THE FUCK DO I LOWER MY HIDDEN MMR SO I CAN PLAY AGAINST WORSE PLAYERS
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>play summer and torb with a friend for like 8 games, doesn't matter what map or attack
>win all but one

Really activates my almonds.
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>>168893230
Every weapons is switched to a water gun. wettest ;^) team loses.
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>>168893089
This guy gets it.
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>>168893340

>d.va is the only female in a two piece

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>168893324
More like
>Winston fucks her furiously and cums inside her
>Tracer recalls to undo everything
>Because Winston only lasted three seconds
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WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET AN AIMBOT FOR THIS GAME
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>>168893340
>>168893230
oh man, pool party overwatch skins would be the best
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>>168893340
>no sombra
trash
>all my favorite gay couplings together
redemption
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>>168893340
>Symmetra isn't even in a costume, she just took off her leggings
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>>168893426

I like the way you think.

>>168893468

>Tracer
>liking dick

wew
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>>168893505
stinky cheater uninstall
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>>168893574
That's why she recalled m8, willies are gross
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>>168893456
Did you not notice Tracer?
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>>168893340

that hand placement worries me
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I'm just here for fapbait

post tracer
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Fareeha
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>>168893779
>Roadhog rubbing Junk's twink dick with his huge finger.
whats to worry about
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do you know why i play on xbox? because the game actually fair on that platform, for everyone.

xbox: everyone has the same hardware
>perfectly fair, only skill decides the outcome of a match

pc:
>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff
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>>168893850
A best
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Why does every single female I've ever seen in this game play Mercy and nothing else? Why are women so fucking terrible at everything in life
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>>168893942
Le autistic brown waifu.
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>Ohh... there sure are a lot of boys on this team...
What did she mean by this?
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>>168893923
>playing an fps with analog sticks for movement and aiming
lmao
might as well break your hands with a hammer
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>>168893978
Pharah isn't autistic, she's naive.
Symm is the real autistic brown waifu.
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>>168894043
Analog sticks allow you to walk slowly, keyboard forces you to crouch and shimmy into an exact position.
That's the only major perk I can think of.
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>>168893923
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>>168894286
Sticks are fine for movement, they're just horseshit for aiming.
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How do we fix her?
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>>168894354
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What's the best Tracer skin? I really liked her chinese new year one, but I think I'm starting to get bored of it.
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>>168894534
T.Racer
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>>168894534
origins baller shades
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>>168894421
300/300 health/armor
But Blizzard is retarded so they'll probably make up some other way to make her completely overpowered again.
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>>168894421
300 health with 300 armor.
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>>168894421
they just fixed her. you can stop complaining when they buff her dm again.

t. D.Va main
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Is there any point in soloqueuing comp these last 2 days or is the risk of getting matched with downrankers too high?
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>>168893779
You missed one, sport
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>>168894712
no point at this point. unless you are less than a few wins from a rank up don't bother
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>>168894030
She means that good for her, she won't get distracted by multiple latex butts!
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>>168894421
300 armor/300 health a lot of people seem to say, but honestly, even 250 armor/350 health might be fine if Blizzard feels like being careful. If that isn't enough, they can always go for the 300/300 way I guess
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Walk up to the second point, see this. What do?
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>>168894534
Posh
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>>168894712
Works both ways, your team can match up against the other teams thrower. Just finished the easiest match against a widow, pharah team.
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>>168894931
winstons bubble was destroyed a picosecond after this picture was taken
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>>168894801
I wonder if Tracer ever runs by a window and sees her latex butt in the reflection and accidentally gives herself a ladyboner
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>>168894931
Kill Pharah, finish Winston after the Junkrat ult, cap the point
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>>168894184
>naive
How so? She's idealistic
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>>168894354
I reckon Bastion would be very balanced if he kept his overpowered gun but was stuck at reduced tracking speeds like that.
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>>168894030
Why is Tracer such a qt
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>>168895362
She's a bubbly, genki dyke, what's not to like?
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Will Hanzo become non-meme pick considering new bastion?
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>>168894421
She's in good spot, according to Geoff. So enjoy.
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>>168893456
And Mei... and Tracer.
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>>168894534
Sporty for sure.
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After 1 five-minute round, what is a good amount of damage to have as soldier?
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>clawed my way from 1750 to 2750 in 2 weeks
>only 1 and a half days to get to master

I'm not going to make it am I
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>>168895798
Why not focus on getting to Diamond first.
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>>168895587
doubt it, since they'll always be a rein shield in the way.

But don't ask here, people hate snipers forever and it's never going to change.
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>>168895763
40k
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When it's all said and done, what will overwatch be remembered for?
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Junkrat animated short fucking when? This is the year of Jamison Fawkes
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>>168895763
Probably around 7k
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>>168896006
Hopefully soon.
The Junkers are the only part of the OW story I want to see more about.
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>>168896005
Porn.
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>>168896005
r34 and diversity
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>>168895861
Oh that's what I meant
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>>168896005
Porn
And Tracer
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>>168895587
nano bastion can fully survive a hanzo ult without even moving
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>>168896006
And a new map to go with it, please.
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>>168896296
Nano bastion can survive all ultimates and that's without even bothering to self heal.
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>>168896005
I will remember it for D.Va.
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>>168896005
the best Demolitions Expert in video games since the TF2 Demoman
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>>168896387
>let's just add a damage cap instead of balancing the actual abilities

Sasuga Blizzard
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What was she thinking?
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>>168896623
remember when mccree was broken so they nerfed mercy
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>>168892781
Beg vampire Symmetra for a quick death.
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I miss the comfy Christmas main menu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_6XVJAmaNs
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>>168895763
You want to have above 1500k per minute. Less than that and you're not doing good, even if that means shooting rein shield to inflate your numbers, it's still useful.
On a great game where hit connects I tend to have 2k per minute.
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>>168896741
I don't, I get sick of all the event themes after a day
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>>168896696
"lol its ok i'm immortal anyway"
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>>168894534
Posh, Sporty, Rose or Origins
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All these people playing Bastion in inappropriate situations in anticipation of his update are driving my Bastion rank up. Keep it up. I'm almost the best quickplay Bastion apparently...
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>>168896706
And then they let McSnipe go live the same patch as all the Zenyatta buffs so he could one-shot discorded targets 20m away.
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>im gonna have to shoot you down
>gets shot down
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>>168896809
That's me for skins. Like before getting the skin I'm salivating for it, then I have a general interest, after a day or two of actually having it, meh.
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>>168896696
>I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
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>>168896727
I'm selfish. I want her to violate me as long as possible.
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>>168897010
Oh. I just looked up who is #1 and it is that guy that exploits 6 stacks and time zones.
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>>168896696
Heroes Never Die *dies*
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Can't wait for the day overwatch is over the hill and goes full lewd mode.
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>>168897370
Bastion: "It's a living."
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>>168895330
>Bastion
>overpowered
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>>168895023
Never noticed her golden crocs.
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>most shilled for game of all time
>barely any players online

wew laddies
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>mfw I just realized I've played 100 games of comp with my mic not working
I was wondering why nobody responded to me
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>being such a turbo autist that Overwatch's official Twitter blocks you even though you're a tranny

Loving every laugh
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>>168897052
overwatch skins are the literal definition of instant gratification
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Are Hanzo/Widowmaker double queues a meme now? I swear 90% of rounds has one.
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You guys happy with where you ended up?
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>win the first round easily
>people get cocky and change from reliable useful picks to gimmick ones
>draw

What a fucking waste of time
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>>168892781
Ain't she just the best?
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>>168897827
>devs focused on events more than anything else
>thread sustained by waifuposting
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>>168898165
Happened to me yesterday:
>Enemy team has a Widow and a Torb on Nepal
>Completely stomp them first two rounds
>"Lol guys they're throwing let's just cheese"
>"No, don't."
>Our Zen goes Widow
>Fucking sucks
>Refuses to switch back to healer
>Get reverse swept
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>>168898250
icicles are the perfect murder weapon :thinking emoji
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>I think I'm gonna play Overwatch today
>Lose five games in a row
>Okay I guess I'll go play something else

My day just started and I'm already tilted.
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>>168896005
A huge waste of my time of course.
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>>168898163
>got placed at 2200 because shitter again
>got up to ~2950 the same day
>went straight back down to 2500
>haven't touched it since december
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>>168898129
Sounds like stage 5 terminal autism, seems it's spreading.
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>>168895214
I don't doubt Tracer's the kind of person that would fuck her clone if it ever came down to it, but I don't think she's that narcissistic.
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>>168897941
what in the. . .
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>>168897827
>barely any players online
Source?
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>>168897792
The gun used to be overpowered moron. I'm saying it could've kept its ridiculous DPS and range provided it slowed down your aiming.
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Is Hanamura an actual place? I know Blizzard makes up places like Gibraltar but I looked up Hanamura, Japan and found nothing, just the map in OW.
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>>168898378
>18 year age gap
Mercy is going to jail
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>>168898723

>makes up places like Gibraltar

this is bait

no one is this dumb
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>>168898723
Gibraltar is a real place though.
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>>168898723

Seems to be, but it's in Okinawa. But the Hanamura in game is on mainland Japan so, it's probably based on an actual mainland location but they changed the name.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g1121534-d1137016-Reviews-Hanamura-Minamioguni_machi_Aso_gun_Kumamoto_Prefecture_Kyushu_Okinawa.html
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>>168898723
>Blizzard makes up places like Gibraltar
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>>168898723
>Blizzard makes up places like Gibraltar
You w0t m8?
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>>168898723
>I know Blizzard makes up places like Gibraltar
It's a real place in Europe owned by the British.
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>>168898992
>>168898968
>>168898875
>>168898858
Ha ha ha, FOOLS! You have activated my trap card!
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I don't think I've ever seen the payload activate on Eichenwalde in comp
Every game I've played there is a 0-0 draw
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>>168898723
put me in the screen shot
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Is she nude under that suit?
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>>168898772
no

I would reply with a piture but I'm running low on D.va/Mercy pics and don't wanna repost
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>>168899143
You have to wear undergarments beneath bodysuits or else you may chafe,
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>>168897941
>my score is going down waaah
>i'm not very good or interested in being good
>why am I losing
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>traveling to Numbani
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>>168899184
Allow me.
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>>168899090
You're not the same guy, I am. I'll take the blame in my stupidity, not some anon who probably doesn't jerk off to Symmetra crushing your cock and teasing it.
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>>168899308

LA LO LI
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>>168897941
>1240x2316, fucking waste of space
>for this kind of garbage twitter wall of whining
You phoneposters are the worst.
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>>168899359
Don't lewd the cute autist!
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Should I stop playing S76? I always do really well with him, but I feel like a pleb and that I could contribute more with another character.
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how to fix this game:
-nerf ana's heal grenade so that it only buffs healing 25% and can only slow healing instead of stopping healing, it also no longer does damage
-sleep dart reduced to only 4 seconds
-less healing while unscoped, normal healing when scoped
-make nanoboost increase speed again but reduce damage resistance a lot

BAM GAME IS FUCKING FIXED

>roadhog/tanks can be focused down now because ana cant just shove her grenade and gun up their ass as much
>genji and reaper ults arent totally ruined anymore with sleep
>zen's ultimate cant be countered by a basic ability anymore
-dive comps more emphasized now with nanoboost speed, no more proke and prod at chokes anymore
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>>168899569

lewd the autist
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>>168899327
cute!
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Oasis is the best looking map but the worst map gameplay wise. Prove me wrong.
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>>168899113
I've seen my shares of payload activation on Eichenwalde, but it was always after furiously rolling on the defending team, blitzkrieg style.
If the defenders hold the choke long enough to build some ults, they're good for the rest of the game.
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>>168899740
You stop that right now!
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>>168899308
EL-OH-EL
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Post your best Potg.
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Which one of them is the one with bad movie taste?
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>>168899768
I think the exact opposite, but i'd say thats subjective. I like games there, but im not a fan of the architecture design, i guess of the whole way that culture design is, mostly on doorways and some patterns
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>>168899308
>on defense
>play as bastion
>set up just past the bridge in that little shoppe looking area
>politely yet firmly ask for a reinhardt to sheild me
>no one complies
>mow down d.va, reinhardt, roadhog, and zarya
>their genji is last and he doesnt see me
>he deflects i wait for the two measly seconds patiently, boom dead
>this goes on in every checkpoint and we win
does this ever happen to anyone else for platinum? i just got in two days ago
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>>168899949
Winston has a strange addiction to nature documentaries.
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>>168899569
how is she an autist?
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>>168900061
>documentaries about gorillas and their mating habits are his porn
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61559561
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>>168900128
It's hinted in her comic.
She also has an unhealthy and adorable amount of OCD.
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>>168900234
links broken dude
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>>168899768
The color palette ranges from puke to diarrhea. This is the only set of maps that I automatically skip.
When it came out I had to admit that they made an effort in map design, trying something else than a main corridor and really short alt routes. Still subpar compared to other arena-type shooters
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>>168900185
Oh, baby.

Also, Winston should be able to swing from ceilings like a gorilla.
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>Top of the scoreboard!
>there is no scoreboard
what did Blizzard mean by this?
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>>168898163
1512 and haven't lost a single match, it's my highest rank so can't really complain.
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>>168900234
>tracer with guys

delete this
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We /paying debts/ now, boys https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5upizy/doomfist_hype_burried_more_obvious_hints_on_new/
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>>168900392
>Haven't lost a single match
>1512
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>>168900385
She has one in her personal HUD.
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>>168900234
This is not okay. Delet
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>>168900298
>"if everyone perfoms their function, victory is assured"
why does this piss me off?
>inb4 hurr durr cuz youre a bad player
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>>168900419
Someone on youtube talked to that actor and he told him that he's just some greek guy talking through a walkie talkie, and that he's not sure what his role was for.
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>>168900497
Well yeah, she just described how to do good in Overwatch. Do what your hero does best to help out your team and beat the other team.
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>>168900523
[[[[[[citation needed]]]]]]]]]
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>>168899768
its impossible to be a worse map than any 2cp or eichenwalde
oasis is even moderately open, no dumb chokes and its never "take point first to autowin" like illios ruins
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Why is Winston so shit?
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>>168900419
It's about time, I was wondering why there's a Greek map with no character or plot element involved with it.
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>>168900619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeVAkCOFt7s

Is there no trust between us anymore? I'm hurt, anon.
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why does this game make me so fucking angry. everytime I play against a Genji I just want to 9/11 a fucking skyscraper.
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>>168900675
They made his shield weak as piss because people used to stack him in Quick Play and chain them to make impenetrable fields.
Now that you can't hero stack anymore, outside of meme mode, they need to buff it back up.
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>>168900731
what are you, 12? who tf makes 9/11 jokes anymore
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new music is kinda sweet
also pretty cool that Blizz is releasing or at least making like, real music for their DJ character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_hh2G7chVk
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>>168900185
But then it gets to fighting and he gets PTSD because of the incident on the moon.
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am i the only one who cant stand Hammeh's accent?
>hoi gois hahmeh here and today in Oyvuhwohtch....
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>>168900884
What is this song supposed to be for? Are they going to give him a third song/ability to play besides Healing and Speed boost?
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https://youtu.be/6y72wMGyyMA?t=8m

kek
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>>168900675
because they keep buffing hitscan and adding characters with stuns
diving on lone mccree/76/healers used to be moderately safe, especially with a bubble, now its the farthest thing from because they do WAY too much damage or have the ability to remove him from the game for 6 solid seconds by pressing a button
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>>168900731
because genji is the most annoying thing in the universe
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>>168901010
He's a drone to listen to, but he's so goddamn happy about sharing his basic lore it's hard to hate him.
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>just met a masters player who thinks Mei is OP
>mfw
I thought only sub-plat shitters thought this
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>>168900730
I-I'm sorry. I still love ya, pumpkin. Thanks.
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Who is the character you have used the most and who is the character you are the best with? For me it's probably Tracer.
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>>168901275
If my internet was better I would main the shit out of Tracer. As it is my latency just keeps me from blinking and recalling in time.
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>>168900731
It's because he's designed to be fucking annoying to play against. He's a fucking waiting game. He's always jumping around being a piece of shit and slicing through the air and being impossible to hit. He'll just double jump when he's unsure of what else to do and then when you're actually trying to shoot him he'll do his deflect nonsense that will deflect your bullets even when he's not directly looking at you. Kind of just makes him feel invincible so I just play monkey trouble to not put in the effort to kill him.

A lot of characters in this game are just infuriating to play against. Pharah is like this fucking mosquito that won't ever fuck off. Everybody likes to play her so I have to play Soldier or Roadhog in return.
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>placed 3201
>queued all season with my shitter friends
>now 3264 with negative winrate
>frustrated with the game
>decided to quit ranked this season
>now unsure

should i give it a last try in solo q? the only free time i have is from 1 to 6 am so im afraid of only getting trolls. maybe i could play na idk

or maybe i should just wait for s4 to play this shit game
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>>168901275
genji
95 hours stronk, 84% win and 12 kills to 5 deaths average
and its so much fun for a 1v1 duel against enemy genji, its such a workout for your reflexes
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>attack commences in 30 seconds
anyone have more of these? they get to me easily
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>>168901127
Mei probably hard counters his main
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>>168900884
I really want a Lucio short that's basically a music video. Give us some concert footage with intermittent cuts to sweet rebellion action.
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>>168901672
boy do you sound like you belong on reddit with this type of gay shit
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>>168901670
This. I saw someone that was 3900 begging for Pharah nerfs and it turns out they only ever played Symmetra
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I wish Healer-character cancer was the worst of Overwatch's problems.
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>>168901670
It was Tracer main, lel
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>>168901670
Is an annoying cunt that isn't even relevant to the story, no one would miss her.
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>>168901401
Give it a try if you want, its hard to say sometimes. I think i win more solo than with friends, but i do get some bad teams from time to time. You basically have nothing to lose unless you really care about the rank besides season high
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>>168901969
Can't blame em; dying instantly to a random icicle to the head from the other side of the map really sucks.
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>>168901401
>playing with groups
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why isnt zarya's fuck you bubble nerfed yet
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>>168894421
Make her die when she dies in her mech. Self-destruct kills her when she's below 100 health.
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>>168902073
Scatter arrow is even worse. so many times I died to a scatter tha hanzo simply shot out of boredom.
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What if they release 2 heroes at once
inb4 What if your wife orbits my dick
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>>168901275
Lucio for some reason, I tend to pretend I'm playing jet set radio, even in comp...
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>>168902075
theyre my 2 biggest irl bros, i feel bad turning down games with them
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>>168902073
>yet people still want widow buffs
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>>168902075
>playing with teams
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>>168902121
how exactly do her shields work? do they last a certain amount of seconds or do you have to destroy them?
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>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>NERF THIS
>SEXTUPLE KILL
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>>168902218
They did that in beta but Jeff said it was too disruptive and they're going to hold off on that for a while
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post yfw mercy revives the enemy team at the last second
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Is PTR update goes life tomorrow ?
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WHY IS ANA STILL ALLOWED TO SLEEP DART PEOPLE FUCK YOUUUUUU
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>>168892781
D.Va is UGLY.
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>>168901575
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>>168902305
Two seconds and only have 200hp
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>>168902350
This happens too
>nerf this
>quintuple kill
>mercy was behind a small rock
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
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>>168902454
I've had just about enough of this game's bullshit.
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>>168902481

D.va is cute. CUTE
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>>168902194
*shoots floor or wall*
*gets free kill*
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>Be Mercy (second most played character)
>Hollywood Map
>get killed
>"30 seconds remaining"
>shitshitshitshit
>all my team is killed
>REZ THIS BITCHES!
>whole team comes back
>team kill
>pushs payload to final stretch
>MFW Victory
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>>168902002
im gonna try it i guess, gonna play na instead of late night eu though
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>>168901275
76. I'm scared to try new things.
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One thing I've noticed as I've gone from silver to diamond is there are actually more PrO aS fUcK GeNgU mains fucking games up the higher you go, not fewer
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>>168902775
Smiling Hanzo looks so wrong
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Wtf do i do now guys?
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>>168902858
People generally tend to either be complete shitters in Silver/Gold or humble as fuck.

Platinum and beyond is "I'M GOOD NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT."
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>play lucio
>kings row
>1 elim gold the whole capture time
>1 elim gold the whole street phase
>1 elim gold when they come into the slums
Who wouldnt leave after that
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>>168902896
what the fuck...did you do?!
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>>168902896
Prepare for the death
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>>168902896
Call him a faggot
Alternatively, use this cap to report him
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>>168902896
Time wipe your harddrives I think he's serious.
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>>168902627
>shoots himself in the foot
>team kill
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>>168902896
Say goodbye to your account anon. You're VAC-banned now.
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>>168902896
Spam his email with naughty Overwatch pictures.
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>>168902645
yea, thats whats to be expected every game in which the team youre playing with are retards
youre not special for getting a last second revive. iven only used her twice and done that too
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How do I put instant Ult charge in custom games
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>>168903115
SIMPLE GEOMETRY
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>>168902627
BASIC CALCULUS
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>there are lifesaver POTGs
>but Zarya's barrier isn't highlighted for it at all
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>>168901275
D.va
I do good with other heroes and roles too, but I guess I'm just lazy
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Get widow golden for laughs, getting messages left and right to 1v1 widow. Anyone get this for any other gun? No invites for my dva, pharah, mcree, zarya goldens.
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are all mercy players arrogant fucks who think they are special and above critique?
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>>168902981
>Platinum and beyond is "I'M GOOD NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT."
who the fuck thinks plat is good. I'm plat and we're all drooling retards.
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>>168901275
Zenyatta, getting more consistent on that aim, feelsgoodman
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>>168903287
yes. they think they're so useful but in reality they're just healing trash damage and are useless for pushes.
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How does one get gud with Sombra?

>>168903287
Yes
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>>168903431
Hack the planet.
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>>168903312
dunning-kruger effect

They aren't good, but they think they are
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>>168903287
as if it isn't fitting like reaper players being useless
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>"Can you all jump off the map so I can get a huge rez"
this game should be 18+ only
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>>168902645

So what?
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>>168903285
>TRAVELLING TO ROUTE 66
>ayo hol up need 2 piss
>come back everyone has picked a hero
>pick toblerone on attack
>"ur just playing torb bcuz u have his golden lol"
>the guy is playing as hanzo with a golden weapon aswell
>proceed to win the game and get POTG + 4 golden medals
>"torb takes no skill lmao"

yeah, it happens way too often
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>>168903643
Dummy, there's nothing better than all waiting in spawn damaging yourselves until all five of you die at once for Mercy to res you and invalidate PotG.
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>>168903643
Maybe they wanted to see who's dumb enough to do it. I'm sure there's someone who would jump off, then ask others why they didn't follow.
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>>168901013
As far as i can tell it's just a song for the sake of being a song, it got uploaded to soundcloud alongside the HOTS remixes of his healing/speed songs

maybe it'll see use in a short at the most, idk what a third aura could even be. only one that comes to mind is a damage buff one and that'd be hella busted
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>>168903718
>"torb takes no skill lmao"
objectively true though, just a matter of how stupid your opponent is
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>>168903718
How do I be a Torb god? He's pretty fucking fun.
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>>168903861
What about a song that speeds up your teammates Ultimate charge rates
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>>168899949
Tracer only wants to watch those terrible romantic comedies that are made for TV
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>>168904005
Even more broken.
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>>168904005
sounds broken but it could be fun in the worst way
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>Doomfist not next hero
>Greek hero deconfirmed
So who the FUCK is the next hero? It better be a fucking tank like Reinhardt
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>>168904086
The lesbian ones, naturally.
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>>168904251
Athena
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>>168904251

Who the fuck is the crazy bdsm lady. I'd laugh for days if she got released.
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>>168903968
Place your turret on an unusual spot, after playing alot with him, they naturally come in mind, like putting your sentry on pic related, also, your shotgun mouse2 kills reinhardts in 3-4 shots so you are basically a walking reaper with the size of an ant.

His armor packs are the snowball of overwatch, the more your team have, the more likely to win a teamfight is.
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>>168904251
>tfw the next hero is a healer
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>>168904528
>another disrupting offensive like genji
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>>168904005
Then Lucio would become a necessary pick.
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>>168904528
>ooga booga me no play healer me dps like callawdoody
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Anyone play so much that you refer to their rig/console as their overwatch machine?
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>>168904671
Already is
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just shut up
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>>168904824
I just love how they simply used Sephiroth for not-Genji instead of bothering to change his design.
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Wanna be a mercy heal slut, but don't have the attention span to just heal but to shoot and attack.
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>>168904289
Naw, doesn't matter what's it about as long as it's super corny and badly acted. >
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>>168894931
>Whole hog roadkill, served with a spicy spinned mexican for ults
>Wasted res and a Cymbal-banging monkey toy
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>>168904824
See how much better of a job making characters practically anyone else can do better than Blizzard? These characters have style, personality, varied designs, and are far easier on the eyes. No forced diversity for the sake of pandering here.
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>>168902604
If by CUTE you mean UGLY, the exact opposite of CUTE, and were trying to create a new definition of CUTE just like with LITERAL meaning FIGURATIVE, then yes, D.Va is very CUTE.
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>>168904732
It's the only game I play on my Xbone.
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D.Va goes back to 400 armor / 200 health, but now she dies inside her MEKA if it gets destroyed.
Self destruct still functions the same way.

Do you take the trade-off, /owg/?
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>3-stack goes Hanzo Sombra Symmetra
>they get mad when the rest of us use "trash picks"
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>>168905089
makes her way better because you can no longer stagger her spawn time with the rest of her team
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>>168905002
You can still shoot if you want to do it. But unless you're finishing off half-dead enemies or facing retards, you're not getting anywhere.
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>>168905086
I causally only played nba2k on ps4 until I decided to buy this whorefest.

Heard theres a lot of smurfs on xbone?
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>>168904086
You just know Tracer has probably seen Love, Hackutally like 5 times already.
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>>168905287
>mfw the enemy Widow doesn't take my shooting her seriously and she ends up dead after a bunch of projectiles actually reach her
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>>168905089
Only if she screams while desperately trying to climb out of the mech to no avail.
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>>168905297
>smurfs
I don't know what that means anon.
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>>168904824
That rein
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I just realized the main factor in whether I have fun in a match or not is whether Widowmaker is in the game at all.
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>>168905392
Could BOC heal her lesbianism?
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>wake up
>still can't pick game mode or map
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>>168904732
no but I call my Overwatch "OW64" because of how low I have to keep the graphics to get it to run.
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>>168905539
I know Zen refers to sisters so when are we going to see some men with female omnics? Maybe it isn't diverse enough for Chu.
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>>168899949
Im sure the scientist Monkey has great taste in what he watches
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>>168905537
There's no love for blue, I pick her on kings row attack every time, for first point at least, and people always give me shit, even when I'm doing well
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>>168905457
That's horrible Anon.
No, if she dies that way she gets ejected and goes back to the spawn room. She has to wait the same as everyone else.
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>>168905450
I still don't get it. It's not 2016 anymore.
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>>168905460
Smurf accounts. Since its easy to create multiple accts on xbone
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>>168905731
It doesn't matter if they're doing well or not, Widow is the clear cause of my personal lack of fun.
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>>168904251
i like the guy all the way to the left. what would his name be?
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>>168905460
It means that someone who has already played the game a lot and is probably good at it, creates a new account to get matched against actual new players and stomp them.
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>duo queue of mercy mains instalock healers
>they're shit
>lose
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>>168905694
He was actually used as a consultant for Hero of My Storm.

He also thought D.Va was kind of a stuck up bitch.
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When you want a peek at Window's butt at the spawn waiting room but they keep moving..
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>leave a game
>get match into the same game three times in a row
>leave all 3 times
>get 15 games of - xp
epic
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What's more effective as Mercy, damage boosting your teammates when they're at full health or taking out the gun and shooting the enemies they are shooting at?
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>>168906118
Winston has no interactions with D.Va, does he?
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>>168905746
That is horrible, but this is no place for children. I'm surprised she actually survived fighting that korean omnic.
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i left abunch of quickplays and as a result i got a -75% xp penalty that lasts 6 games
jesus christ jeff, where is your chill?
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>>168906302
"Wow, a giant gorilla! Just like in those old video games!"

"I get that a lot."
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>>168905860
Hans.
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>>168899939
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Eichenwalde is my favorite map and I play Torbjorn nearly every time
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>>168906302
he does. d.va said he reminded her of the donkey kong game and he was like "xcus me?!"
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>>168893923
>he can't be good and overcome others with all that stuff
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>>168906406
doofenshmurtz?
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>>168906345
Rage quits a bunch of games.. Tells others to chill out.
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When are htey buffing pharahs ult? It's such garbage compared to the others

You can be directly in front of them and still not even kill them for a while because of the spread
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Does Winston want eat?
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DOES ANYONE HAVE THE WEBM OF TORBJORNS POTG WHERE HIS DEAD BODY IS ROLLING OFF THE MAP OF HANAMURA AND HE GOT LIKE A QUAD KILL?
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>Win 1
>Lose 2
>Win 1
>Lose 1
>Win 2
>Lose 1
>Win 1
>Repeat

Literally the same SR I was 5 days ago.
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>>168906627
why, her ults like the only time she's killable in plat and below. her and genji are unstoppable forces in the shit tier ranks because most players lack the mechanical skill to hitscan her.
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>>168899949
>tfw you relaunch a massive global police force to save the world
and all you end up really doing is watching Netflix all night with your best friend
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>>168906772
Hence why I have the minimum number of games played in order to not decay.
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>>168906340
>I'm surprised she actually survived fighting that korean omnic.

She didn't actually fight during the Omnic Crisis, it is all a publicity stunt.
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>>168901275
I use Tracer the most but I hit more things as Mei. Her icicles are so good.
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Maybe you guys can help me understand something.

Why do people leave arcade matches 10 seconds before they're over? What is the fucking point? People will go "gg team" and then leave.

Why? They are just wasting their own time.
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> find 3 frenches in a comp game in Gold
> create a stack
> win 5 matches out of 6
> no toxicity, just nice team play
> best winstreak I've had so far in the shit rank I'm placed
> the only match we lost was due to a stupid teammate that had no idea of what to do

This made me so happy I almost regretted all the shit teammates I'd had before.
I'm just hoping to meet them again tomorrow and climb till Plat before season ends.
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>>168906939
People are incredibly petty and dumb in this game.
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>>168906939
hey really thought they could win until they had 10s left
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>>168906856
Meanwhile they buff bastion who's even more cancerous in lower ranks where they don't know how to beat him
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>>168907031

But they get no XP for leaving, right?
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>tfw you finally got a bad ass rig that can run OW with ease
>stuck on ps4 because all seasonal skins are unlocked there and can't be transferred to PC

Why the fuck would they do this? How is there not a system in place for those who decide to switch?
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>Most susceptible to rape

1. Pharah - her hardass masculine military pride would not survive contact with a good dicking, it would utterly destroy her image and self-esteem, also, she is Muslim and would have to be honor-killed

2. Symmetra - she is an autist and would probably react badly to a dirty dick being shoved into her curryhole. Also will get honor-killed as a poo in loo

3. Tracer - is a carpet muncher so cock will traumatize her, hopefully it breaks that fucking slag's spirit, and leave her a crushed and hollowed out person

>least vulnerable to rape

1. Widowmaker - feels no emotions, she probably gets used as the Talon bicycle

2. Mercy - is already slut, any more would be like water on a duck

3. Zarya - is herself probably a rapist of men and women alike
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>>168907097
That is correct. They rage quit and lose out on the time they put in. They deserve it.
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i wonder how much playing at 35ish fps has been hurting my aim

granted i know my issues in this game run far, far deeper than bad aim
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>>168906874
Tbh this is still good for winston
He's a lonely autist who would just be netflixing alone without tracer normally
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>>168907193

That is beyond stupid.
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>>168906891
She streams her fights IIRC. That would be hard to fake.
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>>168907146
what the actual fuck
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>>168907146
i agree with literally all of this post
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>>168907146
in the future, islam doesnt exist, so pharah isnt muslim and neither is ana
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>>168907146
kys
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>People who quit after losing 1 point in QP

why? are you that worried about Win/Loss Ratio?
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This "play of the game" horseshit is the biggest reason no one wants to play anything besides dps. Thanks Blizzard, your game that's supposed to rely on teamwork was designed to highlight one guy.
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>>168907146
>someone sticks their dick inside zarya
>it snaps in two
>someone sticks their dick inside widowmaker
>it shrinks from the low temperature
>someone sticks their dick inside mercy
>hello, reaper
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>>168907564

It's quick play m8, why bash your head against the wall over and over for little rewards
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>>168907237
Winston probably hoverhands over Tracer's thigh but is too chickenshit to put it on any part of her
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>>168907237
Winston probably gets lonely yeah but he's not an autist. Like if ever acts funny or awkward it's because he's a fucking gorilla.

Blizzard is trying to make that clear with Winston, he's not just some "man trapped in a gorilla's body" he really is a genetically spliced gorilla that wants to learn about how humans live and interact.
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>>168907146
>talon bicycle
>not sombra
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Stupid Youtube recommending me SSSnipercunts videos. That bitch never got to top500 solo-dps herself as she claims anyway.
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i'd say about 25% of the time i use translocator i just warp in place
as if sombra wasnt bad enough
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>>168907571
hell hath no fury for a player who can kill a fuckton of enemies and win that way without any real strategy
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>>168907623
Yeah but you can still come back from it by leaving youre just dooming you at your team to a loss also little rewards are still better than 0 rewards.
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>>168907571
>Forced to watch PotG and 30 seconds of random shit you don't care about in order to see SR changes etc

If I'm retarded and missed it please correct me, but if not they really need to have a quick single-screen breakdown of your comp game BEFORE all that shite.
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>>168907827
are you just upset that you never get it?
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>>168907772
Make sure when you throw the translocator you don't throw it at Sombra's feet before you run off. If you do it'll glitch and you'll only move a couple feet once you use it.
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>>168907772
I don't understand why this happens.
It's like the teleport gets snagged on any walls.
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>someone picks widow
>is trash
wow, im so shocked, really
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>>168907730
Sombra is one who rapes
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>>168907021

That's wonderful, anon.

Which reminds me... it's time for the positive vibes post.

As always, pass into the Iris.
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>>168907827
>Not just instantly looking at your career profile when the match says "defeat"
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>>168907971
they often think theyre the next mccreamy
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>>168908010
It's funny cause I played those matches as Zen, which is my main hero.
I got a card in each match :)
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>>168907971
Post more buffer overflow
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>>168907712
Winston identifies more with humans than his fellow moon gorilla kind. He is like Joseph Merrick the Elephant Man, one day he is going to mutilate himself or commit suicide from the mental dissociation

He is also sexually frustrated and wants to stick his gorilla pencil dick into Tracer thinking he is a human man, but cannot because he is 1) a gorilla and 2) she is a dyke
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>>168907712
A gorilla scientist among a cast full of many different freaks. You just can't avoid awkward situations even if you're not a gorilla.
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>>168907146
>raping any skilled female Ow hero when they could probably kill a normal man effortlessly
Nice b8
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>>168898723
Realistically I think it might be based on Himeji castle, I went there this time last year and as soon as I played Hanamura it seemed very similar, just really condensed.
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>>168908180
anas sleep dart would do the trick
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>>168907971
>enemy team has an autistic sniperbabby as well
>constantly outsnipes your widow
>stuck in a perma 5v6 because your widow refuses to switch
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>>168907146

So who are the foremost rapists in Overwatch?
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>>168907971
>have widow on my team during placements
>they refuse to switch
>we lose
what compels these subhumans to drag everyone else down just so they can play their shitty blueberry waifu
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>>168907146

Pharah identifies as a man. She is often typecast by tumblrinas into a masculine character and role. Nothing about her is soft or appealing. She is turned into a man
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>>168908140
Gorillas don't have a sex drive
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>>168908270
Tobjorn is a sexual predator and a creep.
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>>168908180
Tracer is literally just a normal pilot with not much muscle on her
There;s not much to suggest it wouldn't be possible to force her
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>>168908287
they want to play single player with their precious low risk character
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>>168908140
It's hard to identify with rampaging gorillas who killed his father.
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>>168908398
This ruins the Pharah.
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>phara E now deal 500 dmg to all shields
fixed your game blizz
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>>168908536
If Tracer is a military pilot then she is an officer and would have to meet a certain physical standard before being recruited. Not that this would stop her from being raped.
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>>168907957
alright but why
>>
ROCKETS
FROM
THE CHEST
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>>168908536
>>168908829
She can recall away and forget you.
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>>168907021
That's the key to winning in overwatch. If you play with a team that works well together ranked is an absolute joke.
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>>168908270

Not Reinhardt. He is probably a homosexual. I don't think Junkrat or Hog either, that would be too obvious.

Its probably Lucio, he is a BR after all. That happy nice gay dude personality is probably an act, he grew up in a favela, he is a hardened criminal who trafficks drugs and has sex with 10-12 year olds
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>>168906165
This shit right here. Fuck this.
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>>168908270
Zarya, Sombra and Torbjorn. Reaper tries, but his dick is dead and so he just shoots people. Genji wanted to be one, but Hanzo said no and now he can't do anything because nobody bothered to replace his little dragon.
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>>168908180
is this you?
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>mfw hanzo and widow inta picks
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>>168908536

I want to see Tracer being bullied by someone physically larger!
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>>168908996

You people need to go outside.
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>>168908668
Is used to be advertised with "massive" damage to shields but I guess that didn't make it far.

>>168908925
Because the game gets buggier as it goes on and Blizzard cares more about working on new events instead of fixing existing things.
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>>168909237
But people outside have horrible picks and don't know how to flank properly. Plus i don't wanna be blindsided by some Widow or Hanzo when i'm busy with moving the payload.
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>>168908939
PHARAH'S
GONNA
SWOON
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>>168909183
>genji tracer widow hanzo mercy dva
Looks like my usual qp team.
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>cornering an annoying Mercy, Sombra, Genji, or Tracer and they have no way to escape
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>last defense or we lose
>idiot picks junkrat
>entire team tell him to pick rein
>he insists we need junkrat "to beat barrier", refuses to change
>losing hard
>payload almost to the point
>junkrat ults
>gets fire waved
>lose
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>>168908989
Indeed. Once you know the basic mechanics of a character and you have a solid aim, team organization is the only thing that matters. I'm more and more persuaded that being super good at this game doesn't bring you too far, unless your team is good.
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>>168909653
I want to play as sharp face cyborg
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>>168908398
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Egyptian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Omnic terrorists, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Raptora pilot in all of Helix. Security International. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Middle East and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Helix Security International and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>168909649
How can people be so braindead? The game really isn't hard but it feels like over half the player base has never touched an FPS before.
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>>168909653
Why do some of them look like normies
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who are the charters that just make you want to rage quit the game when you see them on your team
Hard mode: dont say widow, hanzo or genji
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>>168909919
The fuck does that mean.
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>>168909825
Lots of Blizzard fanboys pretty much haven't ever played an FPS
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>>168909649
Junkrat players are retards
This isn't new
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>>168909934
Fuck off with your hard mode, it's Widowmaker and only Widowmaker.
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>>168909820
>I will shit fury all over you
>not I will rain justice all over you
You're too young for copypastas, dear.
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>>168909934
Symmetra or torb on attack
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how be a good tracer
Im averaging like 10 elims per match (usually with a medal though)

How to carry in solo q?
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>pick Pharah
>tell the healer explicitly to pick Ana and not Mercy because Pharmercy is a meme above gold
>he picks Mercy anyway
>gets shot out of the sky
>posts "omg you boosted monkey start playing a proper hero" in chat
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Those times that the choke points are literal walls and the team thinks chiseling away at the same spot, doing the same ineffective thing will change the outcome. 60 seconds remaining, everyone rushes. Every time.
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>>168910149

only 10?
>>
Who do you play?
What did you expect?
What did you get?
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>leave QP match to answer phone
>5 minutes later requeue
>get put back into the same match
>1 second later, defeat
"matchmaking"
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>>168910149
learn to aim and the correct distance to shoot from
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>>168910149
whats your rank
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>>168909237
i don't understand this meme. what the fuck am i supposed to do outside?
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>>168910046
That would explain quite a bit then.
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>>168910107
Ah yes, symmetra IS only good on defense, she is a defense hero after all. Good goyim.
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>>168907971
>Someone picks widow
>They will either be trash and throw the game
>Or carry the game singlehandedly
I thought they removed coinflips in season 2
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>>168909825
lol shitters and wow shitters
its not a coincidence that the dps supermajority has transferred over to this games playerbase wholesale, its the exact same fuckwits
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>>168910450
Widowmaker was a mistake.
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>>168910198
Is this Scout in background?
Also man with 2 swords when?
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>>168910149
get really close close and headshot
blink when you need to reload
its ez
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>>168909934
Sombra and those three.
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>>168909934
Bastion and Sombra

>>168909649
Unless you play in high ranks, people should be free to play the hero they feel the most comfortable with. I usually don't ask teammates to switch until I see that they're not being effective.

>>168909825
Most people lack game sense, which is the most important thing in this game. This makes matches absolutely awful especially for those low rank players that have decent aim and game sense but get in team with totally disoriented players.
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>>168909934
Junkrat and Sombra
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Post your least played characters and their times
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>>168908003
Sombra isn't even a lesbian. She just gets off on being able to force a woman to sleep with her.
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>>168909934
None really I seem to always lose when teammates sperg out over another teammates' nonpro picks at the beginning of the match.
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>>168910256
Just checked masteroverwatch, its like 1.46 elims per min, 1.75 k/d

>>168910417
Started at 1800, clinbed to 2800ish then had a big drop to 2100 over the past two of so weeks
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>>168910707
Roadhog, Reinhardt, Winston. Less than 15 minutes each.
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>>168910707
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>>168909934
i don't undertand people like you. why do you want to lose games?
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>>168910707
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>>168910707
Sombra - 0

:^)
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>No snipers no ana no 2cp servers very soon
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>>168910707
Maybe I just dont understand pedo medic and sombrero
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>>168911281
No Widowmaker would make the game already perfect
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Why do people have such a hard time understanding that Ana needs line of sight to heal?
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Thirty-seven! Mercy sucked thirty-seven dicks!
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>>168910707
>>
I just played a quickplay game with a Level 1092 who played Junkrat. For the first two rounds, he stayed in the exact same spot and just spammed projectiles. He moved once when we were about to lose (which we did anyways), but otherwise he stayed in the same place. He also had a golden Junkrat gun.

I didn't see him get a single kill until he switched to Bastion in the last round, but even then he stayed in the spawn room for a weirdly long amount of time.

It was really surreal.
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>>168910450
>either people cry about a useless Widow on their team or cry about being repeatedly killed by a godlike enemy Widow
Kek Tearmaker collecting tears.
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>>168910707
my hero times are incredibly unbalanced
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>>168911770
kek terrible game design
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>>168911770
Nothing gets my dick harder than having a good widow on my team making all the right picks right when we need them. It's excellent
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Would love to play more Zen, feels like the easiest target on the team.
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>>168911905
He is, his hitbox is retardedly big.
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>>168911815
I noticed that most of people's hero times are unbalanced like that
They just main a single character and that's that
It's funny to me, so many fun characters to play and people choose to only go with one or to, even in quick play
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>mfw placed in diamond after promos

some cunts work all season for this useless shit
>>
How do I convince plat players to stop trying to spawncamp
Literally every time they do we lose
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>>168910707

400 hours and I still have 0 on McCree
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I started playing OW again about a month ago. Played a lot of quick play. Not done any of Season 3 and decided to do my placement matches today (done 7/10). I'm a pretty average/good player, certainly not awful, will happily play for the team, got Diamond S1, didn't play S2. Anyway I've lost all my placement matches so far. Like seriously BTFO, most matches we haven't even capped the control point before payload. Is it possible to be this unlucky. I have no idea why it's so bad.
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>>168912060
protip it's your fault, you should be able to carry that shit easily
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>>168912060
Don't lose all hope anon, I lost 7 of my placement matches and ended up in mid-diamond anyway.
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>>168911985
I think it's just easy to find a character you like and focus on improving with them, and not everyone is going to want to play as every hero.
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>>168911905
It's the most difficult hero in the game. Get good.
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>>168912060

It just happens.

S1 and S3 I had fantastic placements. S2 not so much.

Overwatch to a high degree is luck of the draw if you get good teams.
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>>168910149
be fast on the E and fucking suck up every single health pack on the map you can

tracer is meant to dance in the backline

>>168912241
when you lose 7 promos it's the fact you can't carry shit, play DPS and just roll those cunts
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>>168911985
yeah, I'm one of those fucks, I have 36 hours in lucio and 6 hours in my next most played.
I've started picking more different characters in quick play, but it's kind of difficult because nobody plays fucking support.
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>Blizzard will never bring back "avoid this player"
>people intentionally deranking will always plague late season comp
>all because a Widow main couldn't find matches
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>>168911985
people have some weird fucking idea about "mains"

it's fucking bullshit, you gotta learn at least a few characters and at least two roles.
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>>168912060
It may not be your fault. Success in OW mostly depends on luck, that is to say the team that you happen to be in.
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>>168912060
Don't worry about it anon, if you haven't played S2 you'll probably still do fine. You could be like me and win 7 games and still end up in silver ;_;
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>>168912364
>nobody plays fucking support.
But how am I supposed to get a sweet play of the game if I don't play a shitty flanker?
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>>168911561
In a row?
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>>168911561
In a row?
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>>168912462
Nope, If you're playing around gold and below you should easily be allowed to carry the game on your lonesome with your dps character of choice

>>168912534
I won 7 and got diamond kek, probs cause you won against low elo shitters
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>>168912402
>mfw can't get to plat because people throwing every other game
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>>168910149
10 average eliminations as Tracer seem low to me, when I have average 28 eliminations as Zen, which is more difficult imo. What is your e/d ratio? I suggest to practice more and find a better mouse sens.
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>>168912402
>I am forced to play with / against widowfags
seriously, why is there at least one of these fuckers in every single match
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>>168912060
>Diamond S1
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>>168912327
How will she fuck up this time?
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>>168912707
>I have more eliminations on a character that sits back like a pussy faggot compared to a diver

Tracer goes fucking ball deep, you hide behind your tanks like a cunt
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>>168912536
>>168912538
Muh nigga, whichever one wasn't me.
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>>168910707
No bully
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>>168912794
All tracer brings to a team is damage and kill potential. If you're not utilizing that, you should pick a different character.
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>>168910707
i have 0 playtime on Sym in any mode that isn't mystery heroes and i plan to keep it that way
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>>168912794
>goes balls deep
>gets no kills

so you're just feeding the other team?
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>>168912958
The world needs more people like you.
I don't care for characters that don't require aiming
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>>168904824
>Roadhog is literally Immortan Joe

fund it.
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>>168912942
>all a dps carry brings to a team is damage and kills

really makes you think
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Why are you keep calling me OP anon? Can't defeat an old woman?
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>>168912584
How do you carry your team when you're 1vs6 most of the times?

>>168912794
It's funny, because also Tracer should be played as a backfire/flank dps. You don't want to be in the middle of a fight as Tracer, unless you want to die in 3 seconds.
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>>168913095
You are playing the wrong game in that case.
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>>168913089
my point is you can't farm eliminations and have a "nice ratio" when sometimes you just get fucking capped because you play a high risk high reward character

of course you're meant to get elims but you can't have perfect fucking games everytime like a Zenyatta can just hiding like a little fuckboi with out his daddy in front of him
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Anyone here stream, upload, twitch, youtube, or pander in any form? Whats your endgame?
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>>168909653
>tfw You will never play as 3 Eyed Dave.
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>>168912142
>>168912161
>>168912241
Just steamrolled some team on offence. Here's to hoping.
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>>168913105
But they robbed him of any nuance as a character. Roadhog's backstory gives him potential to be sympathetic depending on how he processes what happened, but Immortan Hog is just LOL HE BAD GUY WHO LOVES KILLING. Not that I'd mind it as a skin for Roadhog, but still.
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>>168904824
Their winston is better, can we have that instead.
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>>168913280
>What's your endgame?
Not a streamer, but I can safely assume money is goal
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>>168913095
has nothing to do with the lack of aim, i just fucking hate sym and i have since release

but i accept the compliment happily anon and ily2
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>>168913154
USe your microphone to lead your team, use your team as meat shields

Then what you do is pick a carry character, and shoot the enemies right in their fucking stupid heads until they're all dead.

It's that simple, brutally honest here, you probably have really shit aim that's why you can't carry.

go play winston shitboi
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Just fuck my rank up
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>>168913249
> Tracer
> high risk high reward
This is where you're wrong. Tracer is supposed to be a flank and to harass enemies in the backlines. You're playing Tracer wrong if you play her as a frontliner.
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>>168913614
Stop worrying about wins/losses
Just play your character well, if you keep your personal stats high, you'll get more points for wins and lose less for losses. You'll still climb, the game is a grind to get as high as you can, even the masters know this
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>>168913543
What if the opponent team is entirely composed of carriers and your team isn't connected to the voice server?
Do you really think that playing like you said around gold is possible?
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>>168913691
That's retarded shit, I mean play a like two DPS chars and two Supps/tanks and then just playing comp

you sound like a quick play faggot wasting his life on a noob game for console trash kiddies
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>>168913442
Agreed.

our roady is superior. But an Immortan Joe themed skin would be awesome.

It just has to be lawyer friendly. Hell they could just make it horse themed to go with his shark themed out fits.
>War Horse
>Full horse themed gas mask, with gritted teeth.
>Chest plate with medals on it that haphazardly hangs over roadhog's gut
>Red cape
>Breather subtly changed to a water bottle.
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>>168913838

Find a good player or players to team with.
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>>168913614
resets in 2 days bruv
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Finally got my first placement win.
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>>168913691
>not the hacked intro for Sombra
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>>168913791
well I went 7-3 and got diamond and I am not going to play another ranked game for like another month lmao

>>168913838
yea man just fucking kill em ALL, pick soldier -> aim at head -> win

easy shit
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>>168913249
>I play Tracer like a retard and actively drag down my team by being useless in a DPS carry slot. Somehow this is the healer's fault for playing better than me.

Okay man.
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>>168913858
And you sound like you have no friends and your parents fucking hate you
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>every quickplay game has your team with at least a widowmaker, genji and hanzo.
>at least 3 of your teammates are some form of dps.
>your team never has a healer.
>the enemy team is usually a perfect comp or they just shitstomp you so hard because you have 3+ dps heroes.
>can never actually play sombra.
>can't even be bothered to play qp anymore.

It just isn't fucking fun. I want to train a little on Sombra, fine, but I don't really want to lose every single QP match because of everyone else maining Gengu or Hanzo or Widowmaker.
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>>168914145
I don't even wanna know how many hours you put into this no skill game

it's literally "hurr durr I pressed Q with my team and we won xD"

h o l y s h i t
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They should give winston a wall climb passive ability like genji and hanzo.
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>>168914161
It's not ranked, who cares? Chill down, mate!
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You know how everyone has callout lines for certain ults - like if D.va sees an ulting 76, for instance, she'll say to take cover? I heard Junkrat's today and he's the only one who sounds genuinely terrified. Why is this?

>>168913920
I'd love it if they could make something like this work. The water bottle's a nice touch.
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>>168914009
I didn't have it when I got it
and it doesn't very cool desu
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>win game
>get 14 points
>lose game
>instant bronze
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>roadhog right clicking at me over and over
>kills me
>check kill cam
>had hook the whole time
fucking throw your hook you beta cuck faggot
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>>168914016
S2 I went 8-2 and it only got me to 2800
I'm guessing from that point this >>168913614 will drop me into gold
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>>168913446
What is it with the panda-fuckers on 4chan.
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Friendly reminder McCree > 76
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>HERE I AM
>LOOKING FOR ME?
>BEEN HERE ALL ALONG
Can Blizzard do anything right?
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>>168904824
>Ripping off both Overwatch and LoL at the same time

This is something special right here.
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>>168914357
>Go on two long win streaks two days in a row
>Next day, lose 3 games, win 1
>Lost half of what I gained in the winstreaks

It feels like the only way to make any progress is have a win percentage >85%
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>>168914491
Probably not
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>>168914491
Don't want to make the casuals angry. They buy the boxes.
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>>168913953
I find good players now and then, that's not the point. The point I was trying to make is that carrying is impossible if your team is shit, no matter how good you are.
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>>168914416
It's vital to Roadhog's kit that his M2 one-hit kills every single character at range even without his hook.
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>>168914624
Totally untrue, which is why good players EASILY climb from bronze straight back to master solo without a fucking sweat

the issue is YOU ARE SHIT AND CAN'T AIM
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>>168914416
And you died from a Roadhog simply shooting you. That's not much better.
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>>168914416
Apparently you weren't a big enough threat to waste a hook on you
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My euphoria when an overwatch jpg is the perfect phone wallpaper.
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how do I carry with Reinhardt
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>>168914273
I mean for thematic reasons sure, but he really doesn't need much more mobility really. His shield just needs to be better and his ult needs to be scarier outside of KoTH points.
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>>168914491
Reaper was first with this "FROM THE SHADOWS" bullshit. They really should have left it as something only the player hears. You still hear other sounds and Reaper's gfx is hard to miss, so, i don't see why not do it. It's not like Sombra can uncloak and snap your neck or Reaper can do, well, anything after teleporting until the animation ends.
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Will she ever be truly happy again?
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>>168914991
Yes.
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>>168914991
Yes

in that brief moment between putting a gun to her head and pulling the trigger
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>>168914924
His ult needs serious work. It's at best slightly bothersome unless you are all on a point next to a cliff.

I had a winston ult against me while I was roadhog, and he trapped me in a corner and just using his whole ult on me he still couldn't kill me with it.

It's so terrible.
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>>168914968
I think the fact there isn't a walk mode that is completely silent was the first choice they made

even crouch walking makes a fucking sound
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>>168914917
don't charge unless it's into a wall within 10 ft. move past the choke when your team gets a pick/distraction. call out when your shield is going down. if you are surrounded by enemies fuck the shield and start swingin.
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>I can't support
>I can't tank

Does this excuse cut it in comp?
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>>168914491
>silent Sombra when pubs have no game sense to turn around
Free kills lel.
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>>168914275
When did the trend develop of people not actually liking winning games?
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>>168914991
Yes, when Blizzard finally admits they made a mistake and retcons her existence.
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>get the I dreamt I was a butterfly voice line
>main Zen to spam it
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>>168915143
No, you should be able to use at least one character from each class, and for sure two tanks.
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>>168915143
Nope. Anyone can play Lucio. Zarya and Reinhardt aren't hard to learn either.
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>>168915143
Depends how many hours you play

I don't really have a single support I can carry on and a very small hero pool.

I basically play Soldier and Zarya with a side of Tracer but I tend not to pick her because she is squishy as fuck

im like lvl 126 or some bullshit
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>>168915062
This guy gets it.
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>>168915269
I'm a lucio main and this triggers me
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>>168915143
Are you telling me its difficult for you to just exist as lucio?
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>>168915385
better to have someone who can make plays on lucio then me who will just be a healbot walking around like a dickhead
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>>168915363
Lowest skill floor since you contribute by just existing. I enjoy playing Lucio but it's a fact.
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>>168915486
Yes thats true, but just having a lucio around already contributed more than any other bad support.
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>>168915143
all heroes are easy as fuck for me to play but some are boring as shit if I keep playing and I dont want to play them over others
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>>168914838
Disgusting level of compression.
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WH40k skins when?
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>>168915632
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>get an email saying how the comp season is ending soon and if I want those GOLDEN GUNS I should get playing comp

Oh fuck OFF blizzard
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How do you play Rein on king of the hill maps?
I'm having a really hard time on Lijang and Illios especially
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choose your new Lucio song

>symphonic pop- while playing, any friendly hero in your range gains additional percentage towards their ULT when they deal damage. Initial boost automatically gifts 5% to all characters ults in range

>math rock- while playing, all friendly heroes within range have their abilities cool down twice as fast (timer speeds up)

>heavy tech metal- While playing, all heroes within range gain additional damage resistance to their armor if they have it, and shields regenerate faster if they have it

>UN TIS UN TIS- while playing, sends out a pulse centered on Lucio that pings enemies and highlights them red through walls (similar to hanzos arrow)
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>>168915812
Tau widowmaker would be neat. As well as Ork junkrat. Imperial guard soldier. Inquisitor mccree.
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>>168916115
>faster cooldowns
>Zarya becomes your new best friend forever
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I want to impregnate Mercy.
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>>168892876
mother fucker has a mariachi skin so it clear that they want him to be some kind of tahano
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>>168916115
The sonar sounds okay, but the rest is broken to shit. It'd make Lucio an even more mandatory pick than he already is.
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My boyfriend got master rank a couple days ago. What can I get him to show him I'm proud of him? He mains Ana and Roadhog I think.
I'm a dude. He's the girl in our relationship.
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>>168916204
Blonde jill worst jill
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>>168916302
Keep in mind that they all require you NOT to be using speed boost to activate and abuse
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>>168915632
Do you think they kept winston up with their loud sex noises on Christmas night?
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>>168916316
send him to homo conversion therapy
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>>168916316
Stick it in his poopchute
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>>168916324
RE5 Jill had literally the best ass in the series though.
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>>168916373
It's still too much to put on one character. Every fight would come down to who has the better Lucio.
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I need high resolution images of D.Va's crotch
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>>168916316
Buy him cute panties!
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>>168892940
>hynoon
kek
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>>168915953
Same as usual for the approach, but get more into the fight on point. Use the smaller spaces such as points to charge and generally hit any opponents on the point with your hammers range.
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>>168916545
That's already pretty true though. And that's the case for a wide variety of characters in mirror matches
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>>168916316
Be his healslut.
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>>168916491
Helena, Ada and Sherry are thick as fuck in RE6
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Soldier op.
Soldier does to much damage and his helix basically one-shots most classes. 1 hit on tracer then right click, dead. other classes besides tanks 3-4 right click. dead
This cunt can out damage a bastion by sneezing 5 shits then right clicking him.
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>>168916661
Right, so if it's already true, what sense does it make to make the problem even worse?
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>>168915143
if you don't have the skills to do the easiest jobs in the game you don't have an excuse to only do the hardest job in the game.
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>>168908287
This, blue faggots are the absolute worst.
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>30 hours QP Lucio
>Season 1 10
>Season 2 5
>Season 3 5

Don't have the lava achievement

I mean, I guess I could of gotten it, I never touch the walls after some books, what's the quickest way and map?
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Number of heroes you could win games with day 1:
Today:
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>>168916848
I got it on Lijang market
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Gaze upon the Pharaoh
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>>168907971
>Pick widow
>team says we don't need a widow.
>I say to bad.
>Carry the sorry fuckers.
>They said sorry and want to re-que with me.

my rule for widow in comp is this, if I don't stay silver in damage and kills I swap. if they have 3 people I counter me. let them come my team gets a free point.
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>>168916761
>Doing Comp placements
>My best characters get picked
>Our team could rely use soldier
>"How he can it be?"
>Spam WASD
>Shoot vaguely in the direction of the enemy and get constant hits
>Right click to confirm kills
>Ult for salt
Jesus, he might actually be easier to play than tech support.
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>>168916935
>Orb of Discord isn't renamed to Pharaoh's Curse when using this skin
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>>168916640
Okay I'll keep practicing that. I'm still trying to learn him so I don't gimp my team when I can't play support.
I just feel bad playing rein and losing the game for my team even though nobody else was going to play tank in QP
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>>168917071
easy to play then the buffed him. didn't need it.
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>>168915928
Get in the game goyim. And buy loot boxes while you're at it too.
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>>168916890
>D.Ndu
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>>168910015
I'm guessing it means they don't have anything fancy going on, as in they look like nameless NPCs rather than actual playable characters
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>Tfw people ult just to kill you
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>>168894286
why would you want to move slowly in overwatch?
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>>168917071
He's really easy to pick up and play. The main thing you can get better at is hitting crits.
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>>168916630
This is a good idea. Where can I get these?
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>>168916750
silly boy, RE6 doesn't exist!
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>>168917303
we are not saying he want to get better. we are saying he does to much damage.
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>>168892940
Not gonna lie, Subwoof got a chuckle out of me.
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>>168917328
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>>168917174
He feels really not that great at king maps. He's mostly good for pushing.
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Best damn flanker in the game :^)
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>>168917402
Yeah. Crit damage should stay but body shots should deal less.
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>>168917486
Who would be better for king then? My other go to tanks are Winston and Zarya
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>>168904421
People way underestimate Toblerones gun. Especially with molten core, you can just chew through enemies with R2.
>>
>two players troll pick heroes and avoid going on point
>both spend entire match complaining about shitty matchmaking and how bad the team is
How fucking stupid can players be?
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>What are you waiting for darling? portal is this way!
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>>168917632
I don't like tanks that much on king, generally I'll just play Soldier. I'll play Roadhog occasionally on King.
>>
>>168914491
Sombra is just the type of hero that's so fundamentally bad that it's hard to know where to start to buff her. Her hack essentially amounts to a nuisance, her teleportation is interesting but doesnt really have much room for creativity, and while going invisible is cool it doesnt really help in effectively getting behind people because he gun does shit damage
>>
How do I play Mei?

A flanker, an initiator or a dps with a lot of utility?
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>>168917880
A sniper
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>>168917328
Don't know where those exact ones came from, but seriously just Google "Overwatch panties" there are a lot of results. Don't fags like shopping anyway?
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>>168917560
>Quickplay
>>
>doesn't do hand wave animation when you "hello" at another player instead of in the air
what did they mean by this?
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>>168918010
It's been bugged since the lunar event started and simply hasn't been fixed yet
>>
>>168918010
It a bug.
>>
>>168917874
>cloak now has resource meter instead of cooldown so it can be easily toggled.
>taking damage while cloaked now causes it to flicker instead of deactivate.
>can hack while cloaked.

sombra is fixed.
>>
>>168904421
>Torbjorn absolutely wrecks Roadhog
>join a game late, leave with 4 golds as Torbjorn
>get a teamkill with molten core + nano boost
>in platinum

also, is it possible to make Torb work on offence?
>>
>>168917880

front line healer
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>>168918216
thanks doc
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>team incapable of dealing with the enemy turret at 2800 sr
>>
>>168917328
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Japanese-Girl-039-s-Overwatch-OW-D-va-Tracer-Briefs-Underwear-Panties-Underpants-/191948754962
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>>168918135
Build a sentry gun on the payload cart, or on one of those moving platforms on some maps. Otherwise no.
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>>168916935
My gaze is elsewhere
>>
>>168917880
>>168917909
this, her icicle just needs to hit the air near you and its a critical
>>
>>168917971
QP is objectively better than comp.

The shitters easier to deal with.
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>>168918216
Mercy.
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>>168918216
Thanks doc
>>
>>168918110
bless whoever made this image

i didn't know how badly i needed Amelie Ludgate until now
>>
>>168918487
OwO whats this...?
>>
>>168918743
Someone post the Reaper edit of this.
>>
>>168898163
I mean I guess. Until end of season hype and now every shitter is on. Soloing back to diamond is an unnecessary headache
>>
>>168898163
No, but I can't climb, so I've kind of learned to deal with it.
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>>168917910
I'm not gay, he is.
>>
My 7th mystery hero loss in a row REEEEEE, I've only got 2 hours to get 4 wins for my welfare boxes
>>
>>168918375
>those floating platforms in Vodka Industries

Every time there's a Torb on defense he puts his turret on one of them and half the time stands on the platform with it. Bastions tend to ride them, too.
>>
>>168918375
basically this, his gun is so shit you would have to practice a lot for it to be effective, even then you are better off on a different carry if you can consistently hit headshots on torb

pretty hilarious how weak his turret is compared to a tf2 sentry, that lvl 3 thing will wreck your anus

actually i'm calling it right now. Load outs with eventually make it into this game.
>>
>>168904251
It's either gonna be non-Terry crews Doomfist or the big red robot who stops Doomfist at Numbani.
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What do?
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>>168917910
>Don't know where those exact ones came from
>being retarded
>>
>>168918836
me on the left
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>>168917874
You're a moron and playing her completely wrong. Getting a hack on a tank can completely kneecap an entire push. Translocator gives her some of the absolute best mobility in the game, ESPECIALLY for a hitscan character. This allows her to take insanely strong high ground positioning which makes getting important hacks and picking off damaged enemies effortless. Cloak is obviously a defensive tool that allows you to quickly fall back and regroup or reposition.

Sombra isn't a bad character, you're just an idiot trying to play her like a bad version of Tracer instead of like a long-ranged version of Winston.
>>
>pushing gibraltar as reinhardt
>enemy widow is attacking our team uncontested as our winston somehow can't kill a 200 HP squishy standing alone on shuttle

>Widow finally switches after half our team goes to her counter and manages to kill her once
>Camps inside shuttle with soldier, uncontested
>Move into the stairs, spam 'group up' while my shield regens from 300
>"Reinhardt can you fucking get onto the point"
>Entire team is pushing mid without me
>I have to jump in with 900 shield health and die within five seconds because my team of two duoqueues decides it's time to run at the cart instead of follow the shield

why is diamond so garbage
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>>168919785
yeah but who is using who
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>>168919818
Where'd you find those stats?
>>
>>168919818
delusion.txt
>>
WITNESS ME
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>>168919403
8th loss
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>>168919934
>Witch Mercy's motivation for collecting souls is so she can have an endless supply of servants to satisfy her sexual cravings
>>
>>168919785
me on the right
>>
>>168920108
>n-no im not bad, mommy says im the best at videogames!!!! it must be the character's fault!!!

Sure, I'm the delusional one. Let's see your stats, friend.
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>>168916630
$15 for a single pair of mass produced panties with an image pressed onto them.

Should be $5 at best.
>>
>>168906345
Act like a child get treated like one
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>>168920250
>you'll never serve Angela
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>>168920604
ay lmao
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>>168910707
I should play more. Not even gonna attempt to get more time during off season.
>>
>>168910180
Grandmaster here, pharah Mercy is fucking insane if both players are good.
>>
>>168920250
>the price she mentions in devil skin is nanomachines taking over the body whenever she wants to fuck something new
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>>168910707
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>>168912660
Really great mental gymnastics fucktard
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>>168909820
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Egyptian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Omnic terrorists, and I have over 30,000 confirmed kills. I trained with a gorilla warfare and I’m the top Raptora pilot in all of Helix Security International. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a barrage the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of soldiers across the Middle East and your IP is being leaked right now so you better prepare for the rainstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred rockets and that’s just with my common skin. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Helix Security International and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>168919818
"Here is my oversumo so you know i am right"

the app that inflates stats and is in no way accurate but nerds use it to prop themselves up
>>
>iddq
>godlike player
>throws game and loses massive rank purposely just level back up quickly
>destroys everyone in the process fucking up games
>reports people for no reason along the way

It's like a bad car accident I can't keep looking away from
>>
>>168920868
>pharah Mercy is fucking insane if both players are good
no
they're only good if nobody is putting them in check.

i hate people that play 76 and dont focus pharah.
>>
>>168920442
Are Dva's used panties worth $15?
>>
How do you counter a good tracer?
>>
>>168896696
Genji...
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>>168921213
can't wait for that faggot to get BTFO by blizz
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>>168898163
everyone says this season's ranks were inflated, but I think this was the worst season I've had so far.
>>
>>168920178
9th loss
>>
how shitty am i to get a golden lucio gun?
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>>168920389
lmao just because you can play a shit character better than most people doesnt mean it's a good character
you can polish a turd as much as you want, it's still shit.
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>triggered Russian calls me racist for calling him Russian scum for talking shit in broken English over his €2 microphone

Scum of the earth
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>>168921169
You made brown qt of justice proud.
>>
>>168920389
fw your mom thought you were really good at dota and you had to explain to her you were just a 4k retard
>>
>>168921213
Doesn't this dude have like 3-alts?
>>
>>168921220
You are objectively wrong. 76 cannot deal with pharah mercy on his own. He does not have the burst damage, assuming the pharah mercy is playing properly.

Widow maker "can" work but she has to be a damn good shot and on certain maps where pharah can close the gap fast it is a really hard fight for widowmaker.

Pharah mercy that play smart and use cover and peak from odd positions are obscenely hard to deal with. I'm sure you as the plate league God could easily deal with it tho
>>
>>168921347
10th loss
>>
>Gold damage as Winston
>Damage blocked vote card
Of course I fucking blocked the most being the only one who could produce barriers. Give me the card that's actually an achievement so I can shittalk our 4 DPS.
>>
>>168921212
B-but I am a master reinhardt, the app says so.
>>
>>168921575
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-AAAAAUGH
>>
How long before someone makes a mod that gives us an actual scoreboard? I don't even care if it gets me banned, I'm sick of this dumb safespace system we have now.
>>
>everyone loses their shit where Omnics are concerned
>always forget/ignore that they were possessed by the God AIs and forced to attack and kill humans
>people treat them like criminals and pariahs over things beyond their control

Humans are stupid.
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>>168921926
delete this
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>>168921939
I'm sure some cheat programs already have this feature

I totally agree though but that's what you get for playing a game made for literal children on consoles T>T
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>>168921924
Overbuff says I'm a top 3% Rein. Do I believe it?
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>>168921939
You don't need a scoreboard, you can tell who the shit players are
>>
>>168922019
did the general population know about the God AIs?
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>watching friend play some comp in around mid platinum
>usually about 1 in 4 games there's always a goldshitter who ragequits on his team
>he says his season high was around low Diamond and dropped because of teammates
Should Blizzard be more forgiving for players who's teammates drop and they're stuck with a losing battle which they have to endure and still lose SR regardless?
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>>168915928
I kinda put off doing placements, fuck doing it now

So I miss out on an icon/spray I'm never going to use and points towards a gaudy gun

Since you can't patch people I'll stick to comfyplay
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>>168922019
>>
>>168921212
>>168921457

>Just because you have a consistently better win rate and stats than I do doesn't mean I'm a bad player! It's the character that's bad!!

It's unbelievable how in denial the Overwatch community is about their own skill level. Everyone would much rather blame the balance or their teammates than just admit that they're bad.

God forbid a character have even the slightest bit of a skill floor. So who do you guys main? Junkrat? Roadhog?
>>
>>168922142
The scoreboard is FOR the shit players.
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>>168921926
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Egyptian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Omnic terrorists, and I have over 300,000 confirmed kills. I trained with a gorilla and I’m the top Raptora pilot in all of Helix Security International. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a barrage the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of soldiers across the Middle East and your IP is being leaked right now so you better prepare for the rainstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred rockets and that’s just with my common skin. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Helix Security International and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>168922147
Apparently not even Helix knew what they were protecting in the Temple of Anubis, so who knows.
>>
>Widowmaker standing on a building out in the open taking shots at the enemy team
>Enemy Roadhog walks up and gets the easiest hook ever on her from the ground
>The chain animation slightly clips through the edge of the roof as she's pulled to her deserved death
>"LOL Hook 2.0"

Well that's one meme that was misused and ruined in record time.
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>>168922195
>i prefer worse queue systems because I have ladder anxiety

makes me fucking laugh so hard how people will play the worst queue system possible because they are scared of getting a bad magic internet point, or having to have people who take the game seriously and get a little toxic when they lose in their game.

>you can't patch people

i hope they won't be able to patch the hole in ur head when u fucking attempt suicide
>>
>>168922195
How is this game even fun if you know people aren't tryharding
>>
>Four games in a row with diamonds queued with their shitter gold friends

SOMEONE
KILL
ME
NOW
>>
>>168922083
Finish saying your ult line for once
>>
>>168922019
More importantly, people should stop judging by appearance. In what universe does having a gatling gun on your back or having a rifle in place of an arm automatically means you're a killing machine?
>>
>Junkrat only has 5 legendary skins, 2 are retextures and one is unobtainable.
>the only appealing one is the unobtainable one
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>>168922487
JUSTICE RAINS FROM my cunt
>>
>>168922367
To be fair, she might have seen something very different on her screen with the state blizzard servers can be in.
>>
>>168922342
It would explain a lot if the existence of God AIs was classified information. It just seems too weird that omnics could have legitimate deniability for the Omnic Crisis and humans would still be prejudiced against them anyway.
>>
>>168922483
People who do this really want to lose games. My friends are all Gold/Plat and I never queued with them in ranked. Now that I'm Master I even have an excuse to do that.
>>
>>168920604
Bleh. Looks like that sex scene in Team America.
>>
do you just forget how to have fun when you hit top500, or is it just the type of player that high up can't have fun to begin with. everytime you see one in qp they sweat the whole fucking game, play exclusively meta heroes.

idk man i dont expect people to throw games because "its qp" but fuck it just seems you get to certain point and lose all chill.
>>
>>168896696
Shoulda waited for the PTR update.
>>
>>168922541
>Not wanting to be a cool scarecrow
Sad!
>>
>>168922732
when you reach top 500 you get there specifically because you play to win at all times and the fun part of the game is winning.

you still have fun of course but really it comes from those really close and hard games that are a good fight and have lots of clutch situations.

no one in top 500 is playing random characters and just messing around for a kek
>>
>>168922453
Why would you try in this game?
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>>168922083

Has Pharah taken the Bogpill?
>>
>>168922541
Toasted > All Legendary Skins
>>
>>168922235
allow me to extend my warmest apologies for not immediately bowing down the golden god of overwatch, the one anon who can decently play sombra and thus is the end all or be all of skill in this video game.
forget the fact that literally nobody except them and a handful of other artists actually play sombra decently - everyone else is bad, not the character.
see you at the next world cup, me and the rest of the two-left-handed idiots who play this shitty game will be cheering you on.
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>>168922929
Reminder that Pharah proudly wears a pepe frog on her chest.
>>
>>168923039
You're really reaching for this one
>>
>>168922972
>not Jailbird
>>
>bored, so play against IA
>Pick McCree to train my aiming
>someone pick Mercy
>Watch his account
>76 hours with Mercy against IA

How can this be fun ?
>>
>>168923174
Saw someone with 400 hours as mercy vs ai
>>
>>168922376
>hurf durf kys yourself fagget

thanks for proving my point Max
>>
>>168922860
this is what i was trying to put into words, thanks for that. it's incredibly unfun to go into qp with my idea of yeah ill just fuck around and get some xp whatever then get steam rolled by a twostack of top500s, but what can ya do. leave the game 4 times coz it keeps putting you in there and play some arcade. no one can sweat in arcade, right?
>>
>>168923232
I hope he's at least gm Mercy main
>>
>>168923174
I dont understand Mercy mains nor do I want to
>>
Where's the new thread so I can shitpost with more images
>>
>>168923361
>playing competitive games for fun

go play single player on easy you massive bitch

>>168923281
mute button exists in comp, your argument is invalid
>>
>>168923469
We decided to finally kill this general
>>
>>168923501
wow, you're a real person, aren't you, out there in the word somewhere someone actually thinks like this.
>>
>>168923568
thank god.
>>
>People still bitch when seeing unranked in their team
>Assume its Bronze or whatever and an automatic loss because they ooga and matchmaking booga
>>
>>168922853
It's not his worst legendary, but he just loses so much because his face is hidden. His expressions are normally so dynamic so it's a strange thing to miss all of a sudden.
>>
>>168923660
its first person you can see expressions for most of the game anyway
>>
>spamming thanks when you lose

Cease this immediately
>>
nu butthurt
>>168923815
>>168923815
>>
>>168923646
Don't worry, three people will start threads any minute now
>>
>>168922976
Hey man, I told you how to play her.

Playing Sombra like Tracer is like trying to play Ana like a Tank; it doesn't fucking work and gives you a warped perspective of the character's value.

But instead of thinking "Wow, the playstyle I'm using isn't effective. Maybe I should try playing in a different way." the Overwatch community instantly jumps to "MY GAMEPLAY IS INFALLIBLE, THE CHARACTER IS BAD".

You see the exact same shit happening with Pharah and Winston. People play them in boneheaded ways and then blame the balance.
>>
>>168923801
what if im just thanking them for a fun match?
>>
>>168923501
>competitive isn't allowed to be fun
this is why I play fighting games, where the fun is directly tied to competition
>>
>>168924105
I hope you don't play shit like smash
>>
>>168924318
smash isn't fun
marvel, kof, some street fighter games, and almost anything else on fightcade is
>>
>>168921169
yawn
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