major winners edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
FIRST FOR BRAZILIAN HACKERS
How can the rest of the world even compete with the superior brazillian seed?
>>168859498
cheats*
How does Brazil lose so hard??
i just bought this game and i havent played any counter strike games ever
tips?
>>168859368
First for Snax :3
why is there a part of the map called hot dog?
>>168859554
focus on mastering flashes
>>168859554
The community is toxic as fuck. Get used to it.
>>168859676
Guess
>>168859554
Refund the game, it's not worth it
>5v2
uhhhhh
>>168859676
It's called popdog and it's a reference to the company that originally made the map
hmmmmmmmm
>just beautiful cs
What did they mean by this??
BASED NEO
>>168859809
>the company that originally made the map
It's a fictional company made for the map
>>168859832
CS with Brazil banned entirely
>>168859809
i see... thankx
>I haven't gambled once
He is a csgo caster
I wish I had smokes like that in my pubs
>>168859554
Never bet on NA
>>168859809
I call it popdoge desu senpai.
>>168859435
kkkk eae men
cold still with the hax
>all these dgl headshots while moving from SK even though the weapon is super unreliable for every non cheater
really thinking here
Why the fuck is Pasha not the hero we need
It seems like every round SK take slow they lose, and every round they rush they win. Speed and running through smokes with flash is completely OP in this game, I have no idea why SK don't do it every round.
>>168859554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsSsxWlTEPQ
>>168859435
fpbp, fnx got kicked because he didn't want to cheat anymore
>>168860282
I've seen countless donations in fallen's streams saying the same shit but he likes the slow paced rounds
>>168860240
>he doesn't know pros play on special servers without the rng spread to make cheats more reliable
>>168859554
Try Dota
>>168860493
don't
if VP get 9-6 at HT they will be in with a chance
>BR
is it me or is sk a bit of a boring team
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow sk has 16 rounds"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single sk winl ?
but try nip...u can see the magic
i remember a nip win.
>>168859554
Get a refund
Save for either Outlast 2 or For Honor
>>168860523
Y tho
wtf is kk eaa men
>>168860593
I was don't know this details
>Snax 20-7
How can one man be so /smart/?
168860593
(you)
>>168860632
kkkk o gringo burrim ae men
Reminder that SK has the strongest CT Train in the world and racked 17 straight map wins off the back of it.
VP will have to work HARD.
A fat man dabs in the audience. Is that the worst life can be???
>>168860632
cropped BR chan pasta
>>168860610
>buying either walking simulator 2 or ubishit game
>>168860593
Is it me or did (you) posted that in the last thread as well
like u see so many posts in every thread
but u can never remember any post after the old thread died
can u remember posting the same thing as last thread?
But try to post something new next time
I at least try to.
>>168860675
hacks, just like SK
>>168860738
>tfw you will never find as based a crowd as atlanta where even children were booed and shamed heavily for dabbing
>>168860772
r u tryptophan claim he has had in 4chins. How sad is Ur vidya game life u lose at 4chins
>>168860740
br is a scary language
>>168860746
>walking simulator 2
gg
im out m8s
>all these NA crybabies kek
They should accept defeat with grace, train with at least half the dedication as /our boys/ and maybe one day be enough of a challenge to require a third match
Why the fuck are the Brazilians in the audience. Where is the wall???
how do i watch it in game the stream audio is ass
>>168860895
truly.
Our laughs go like:
SHUAHSAU
kkkkk
PSKAOKSOPAK
HUEAHUEA
etc.
We're already doomed
$140 on VP...
>>168861059
Unlucky mate
>all tents and purposes
What did he mean by this?
How do the players not hear the casters? Obviously, the casters can hear the crowd, and I'd assume the crowd can hear the casters.
>>168861004
They sound like voodoo chants to me.
Maybe you can summon some wicked demons or some shit one day.
>>168860989
>trump and his supporters claims the wall for illegals only
>where's the wall
really makes you think
Why did fer not flank them wtf, that was uncharacteristic of him. Should've let him on the SMG.
Odd shit.
>>168861221
summoning money to GTFOutta here would be nice
>>168861225
>replying to bait
weak lad
>>168861225
Brs existing should be illegal
SO SMART
this play from vp to stay in the final
>>168861331
>not replying to bait
>not wanting to have fun
ROASTED
>>168861328
I'm rooting for you
>>168861225
Monkeys are illegal to own without proper papers
>>168861225
>commies line with their mom's and only have failed countries to defend
Where is Carl Marx?
Were those windows there in 1.6? the ones you break to smoke and enter B?
>>168861481
ty senpai
ill try summoning a succubi or smth for you
>>168861195
Because they have in-ear earphones in with crazy helicopter headphones over them blasting white noise.
OK time for VP to reset SK.
>>168861601
Aye, thanks senpai
>>168861643
Thanks man
>>168859554
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Fallen is playing really badly, he'll need to step his game up if he wants to win
fucking choking again, 16-14 incoming.
Wow another clutch round by SK! What awesome game sense they have!
fallen can't hit anything
Does Brazil (the worst people in the world) turn on their hacks every other round?؟؟
Discuss
>>168862024
It really activates the almonds
>>168862071
why discuss facts?
Map point boy
>>168862071
More like every round. VP are playing fucking godlike to counter these hacks.
>>168862025
Well he is from Brazil
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA
that pistol miss
Told you niggers vp would take the map.
Now watch how close mirage is
>SK lose with hacks
pretty embarrassing
>>168859554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_aDQDtcd-8
Remember: STOP, SCOPE, FLICK, FIRE
>>168862254
>Implying VP isn't hacking
and don't forget, ESForce wins everytime
>>168862146
BIG if true
SK are going to go all out and macro toggle next map, aren't they?
Hey, I'm gonna eat my wife out when vp wins. What will you do??ØŸ
Neither team is using hacks.
t. insider
>>168862527
Who are you trying to fool here exactly
>>168862527
Go to fucking bed because it'll be like 6am.
>>168862367
>imply Brazil is a good country huehuehue
Why aren't abortions encouraged for retards?
>>168862580
This
>>168862527
Enjoy the present that I left in there.
>>168862439
Teens who still watch Malhação are retarded though
SNAX IS HUNGRY
>>168862681
No one enjoys sadness and loneliness anon. And you leave that everywhere you go. There's probably a gun in your house if you need help with what to do with yourself.
>Na'vi is tier one
Lol Love this meme
>>168862742
and cute :3
Why do br shitskins get so butthurt at NA??
Why the fuck do we have this sad panel man?? He wasn't even a good smite caster
Predict last map's scoreline. I'm thinking the next one is going to be a 16-7 SK win episode.
>>168863000
They need to bring back SpunJ
>tfw you're polish and you know VP will throw as usual
>>168863047
Get out. This belongs to VP.
16-11.
>>168863157
SAD!
>>168863054
I got trips you little tiny bitch man. Acknowledge that and bow before the fact that it is a one in a hundred chance.
>>168863157
Miej troche wiary kurwa
>>168863241
>>168863157
Go back to fixing my toilets you bints
>>168863241
haha kurwa :DDDD
>>168863205
Neck yourself
>>168863157
Poland, you have one thing going for ya. You ain't Brazil
I like this one:
Coldzera Overrated Fallen Outdated SK Eliminated Pasha London school graduated
>>168863348
What did he mean by this?he wants my dong down his little non trip throat ;)
>>168863342
>>168863328
>t. João Shitskinhzino
yawn
>>168863241
Chuj z wiara, zawsze to samo kurwa
How many /magic clutch rounds/ from SK this game lads? Can't wait to see Coldzera preaim at random off angles to bring a 4v2 back into a 2v2 and then win the afterplant.
woah packed crowd for a grand final
>>168863810
Lads is a bitch word. For your bitch team.
>>168863810
how many (((shocking))) clutches from snax?
>>168863851
what a MESS
>>168863851
That's because no NA team ever made it to the elimination rounds :^)
>>168863916
How many lbs from snax? How many neckbeards?
>>168863851
I like CS GO, but seriously if I was in Vegas,watching CS would be the last thing I would be doing
WTF
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
>>168864041
Yeah you'd probably be with your mom on dinosaur tours
>>168864039
>lbs
not enough, he is under his peak performance weight
>>168864164
epic
Coldzera again with the """"impossible"""" shots
really makes the marble warble
>>168864178
That is very likely, and I'm not even being ironic
>le magic round saving 4k from cold
like pottery
>>168864204
BIG if true
>>168864196
>disgusting
Stop. Just stop.
who /watchingmuted/ because the commentators are too fucking annoying?
/ourguy/ playing like the neckbeard jesus he is
>>168864323
I know, I'm sure you wanted the hooker angle bit Ur the tiniest of bitch asses
>>168864460
At least it's not swag-7 and kidding me
Why don't they have players sit in with the casters anymore? Makes them look too stupid?
>>168864460
Who is fuck middle school communism???
>>168864460
I don't want to feel lonely
Odds on this being a "SK has a 10 round comeback from a match point" script?
Anything is better than anders+cummler combo
>>168864834
cute
>>168864771
VP won already
>>168864775
>Anything is better than anders+cummler co-
>felps in charge of shoulder peeking
>>168864771
Are you guys ready for SK'S MAGICAL COMEBACK (TM)
Includes:
Fallen 1v3 in B site with 3 impossible preaims
Coldzera 4k in a 2v4 with 4 proposterous prefires
Taco one deag at the A ramp 3 rounds in a row
and FINALLY..
Fallen and Fer 2v5 on match point with some trademark GODSENSE(TM).
gg favelas on full toggle
>>168865008
I love reruns of classic episodes desu
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGH VP
>virtus poo
>>168864914
how has no one made that brain meme with Daboo
if (losing) {
hacksOn();
}
>>168865284
You gotta try random shit when you're playing vs a team that knows where you are at all times.
every time, every fucking time
what did i expect?
>>168865381
>) {
pleb
Stupid favela monkies) Only can win with cheat))))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BYALI
ROFL
>>168865431
baited for this exact response
4:3 meme.
Cucks
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN LOSE THAT
Yeah totally common sense to throw a random molly into ramp... and then rush 2 into ramp to kill a guy you didn't even see.
Byali is braindead.
What the fuck was this round
who the fuck was that with UMP
he knows someone is there wtf
>gringos get too confident
>lose one after another
>choke
easiest game of my life
Have the Russians stopped fucking with mm?
>it's another "turn the hacks on bois we're losing" from SK on Mirage
Neo using his godly powers to stop SK from cheating their way to another title, respect to him.
>>168865651
Stop playing on 64 tick servers
legit toggle, NEO
VP toggling again
n e o
e
o
I don't want the stinky rude monkey men to win :(
>>168865775
This
Brave white man fighting for us against the monkey hordes
why did i bet on VP
seriously
why
VP never wins anything these days
Will this be the moment when we nuke Brazil?
sucks only byali and neo toggle for VP
>>168865775
How did he stop the robot though
>5 one taps even though they have no armor
What are the odds *wink wink*
>>168865913
are you the vpgame guy
>>168865850
>slavs
>white man
kek
>>168865952
With a one tap
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
FUCKING SHITTY UMP/TEC9 AND PLAYING IT SLOW WITHOUT NADES????
GO FUCK YOURSELFEVS SLAVS
>Crowd tipping off what VP is doing
Fucking VP about to lose me my favorite AWP.
>>168865984
WE'RE WHITE DAMN IT
>>168866073
>no sound cancelling booths meme
>>168865927
sucks byali decided to waste his talent by melting his brain with weed
>asshurt white kids booing
>>168866084
NEVER. BET. AGAINST. FAVELA. MONKEY. CHEATERS.
>>168866157
At least you ain't Brazilian
>>168866227
worst meme of all time
>>168865984
they're more white than favela monkeys, so at least for purposes of beating the subhus they are white
>>168866227
You managed to make something even more cancerous than smoking.
What is this shit that the coaches hold?
>>168866227
Your memes are shit mate, they are fucking shit
everything?
Being white is not a good thing. White people are cucks.
Please don't call slavs white.
t. Slav
>>168866405
Handheld cheat transmitter
>>168866227
what's this meme called?
>>168866405
Hack switch
Can coldzera stop cheating
>>168866405
monke wan the hacke
Being a slav is not a good thing. Slavs are inbred retards.
Please don't call slavs white.
t. White
>>168866498
idk, heres the template.
>>168866405
probably the volume of the mic/headset and prayer beads
>>168866405
Literally looks like an ape
>>168866524
;_;
>>168866534
Stop spreading facebook tier cancer
>>168866524
Surprisingly they aren't retarded enough to flood their countries with shitskins
>>168866524
>Slavs are inbred retards.
Slavs have less inbreeding than whites since we have proud mongolian genes.
>>168866749
fallen is a mess right now
wow what a surprising comeback who could have predicted such a thing
>>168866749
Enough already
NO CHEAT = NO WIN
Get ready for the toggle bois
>>168866749
>fallen missing shots a gold nova wouldn't
really makes you think
>>168866405
It's a lagswitch
Last stretch toggle by VP, amazing!
Lads I am starting to /believe/
>>168866652
>>168866534
>>168866498
>>168866352
We're going overtime boys
>>168867104
nah the polax got this
The brazilian supporters, truly favela monkeys. You never see white or asian fans acting in such subhuman ways
Shitskins need to be exterminated.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
>that failed double peek
ahahahah brasiul
TAAAAAAAAAAAZ
TAZ CLUTCH OF THE TOURNAMENT
T A Z
A
Z
How do these guys miss these easiest kills
TAZ IS A FUCKING GOD
HOW CAN HE BE SO GOOD AT 30 YEARS OLD
HOLY SHIT
TAZ THANKYOU
Taz: baka desu senpai
the fail that cost SK the tournament
>people keep saying SK is aimlocking
>double pick and don't hit a single shoot
Taz toggling like always
god fuckin taz
>>168867308
>implying they aren't going to activate itâ„¢ right now
keikaku dori
>>168867272
>why is a rng based game so random?
In b4 white people trying to pretend slavs are white just to steal our victories and bask in our glory.
>>168867334
>guys it's just old man taz don't toggle
lol how do you lose a 4v2 like that
>>168866534
>Doesn't understand thing
>Participates anyway
go vp
for mother poland
>>168867430
then you tell me the name of it
>>168867425
aimlock has run out of tokens
I support VP just because they are white.
t. white guy
>>168867401
my last name is embarrassingly slavic...
>>168866227
>>168866534
>>168866749
>>168867084
>>168867168
>>168867375
GIVE VP YOUR ENERGY
\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA
>BRs trial version of aimlock.exe ran out
told you vp had it no ot
BRAZIL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
EVEN WITH CHEATS THEY CANNOT WIN
GET FUCKED BR MONKEYS
GET FUCKED BR MONKEYS
GET FUCKED BR MONKEYS
GET FUCKED BR MONKEYS
GET FUCKED BR MONKEYS
GET FUCKED BR MONKEYS
Why do people think Brazilians aren't the worst??
>brazillians so subhuman they're beneath polacks
fucking lmao
GET FUCKED
EU > BR
GET FUCKED MONKEYS
fucking cheating slavs
disgusting
MONKEYS BTFO
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TOURNAMENT
Why does sadokist keep saying LAS VAGAS?
>>168867763
oh sweet sweet tears
>>168867586
Fucking stupid brainposters
taco fallen and fnx are all cool players
i don't know about the other guys
i still wish Gambit didn't choke so hard on Inferno
O U R G U Y S
U
R
G
U
Y
S
Who was the monkey who left taz with 4hp?
WHAT UP NOW BRAZIL WOOOO
>>168867763
tnx 4 skines subhuman
Taz is gonna sleep easy tonight, he single handedly won them that final with that clutch.
b-but SK is cheating, guys, how come they have lost aggainst VP in the last 3 tournments?
gee i wonder why people from third world shitholes who have nothing to do other than playing pirated video games on their 10 years old pcs are good at cs
Americas should stick to playing TF2.
get fucked favela trannies
Lost when they could not kill Taz on 2v1
>>168865781
I like getting lag shot though
get fucked shitskins
>>168867787
It was. Our guys destroyed the cheating subhuman shitskin monkey mongoloids.
LOS VAGASI'm a newfag, I know shotguns are bad on Mirage, but are they just trash in general? I noticed they'd all rather go pistol only than grab a shotty.
BR BTFO!
>>168867879
It's okay dude, someday NA will achieve something
Nice fucking crowd, literally none
>>168867963
do you only use shotguns
BURN THE FAVELAS TO THE GROUND
/POLISHBOYS/
>>168867874
he might've been shit in mirage, but that clutch was so fucking vital, literally mvp
>VP finally win something
>the arena is empty
I could feel the smix pussy drippage from my screen.
>>168867963
pistol is cheap which is good for eco, shotties are god tier in cramped conditions like in cobblestone but are not that often used coz of the meta
I think it's clear Snax is the best player in the world right now, everyone agree?
>>168867963
Shotguns are just super situational
If they only use pistols, they save more money, letting them buy rifles in the coming round.
That 1v2 by Taz was a $500,000 clutch. SK eternally BTFO
>more bravado and machismo from the team that choked a 12-6 lead on CT side to danes in the last map of a major grand final
lmao poles are so pathetic
>the city of fallen
>>168868086
he is so intelligence he overthinks some situations, not taking into account that his opponents are brainless monkeys
>>168867963
get good and use pistols
>>168868156
coldzera has some unbelievable hacks
>carry players are viable
>>168868086
Snax is probably the best player in history of CSGO.
Every other best player never really had a repeat of their peak.
Snax peaks at least once a year.
Imagine being Taz. Literally winning the whole thing thanks to that lucky clutch. You will never know that feeling. Must feel like a 10 meter dick god.
>>168867963
Shotguns are 100% positional and situational. A Mag-7 on Mirage close on B apts balcony is great if you wait for them to pass you, same with close A ramp. Otherwise it's pretty useless.
>>168868241
I still think Neo is the greatest of all time
I love how Taz has sweatpants on, like he rolls out of bed and doesn't give a fuck while he clutches 1v2 to win $40,000 and a new Mercedes.
>>168868241
yeah he's really good on every map
he can awp and rifle and ump
he never chokes hard and makes other people choke
>>168868230
cold MVP?
>>168868306
If you count 1.6, probably.
>>168868306
>>168868241
Sorry white bois, but Coldzera is the new champion
>>168868230
cold needs to join a good team like optic
>>168868353
clearly not lmao
>>168868335
most of the played wear sweatpants/warmup pants tho.
>>168868067
Just wait for Katowice my friend
>>168868335
Have you never seen olof with sweatpants and only socks?
>age of astralis
Why do these casters bang on about them so much? What an overrated team.
>>168868250
I live and breathe each day in the sole goal of feeling that feeling at least once.
>>168868353
Champions aren't sore losers, monkeyboi.
>>168868353
Coldcuck
Cuckzera
Cuckcuck
Cucken
KEKO
CUC
KEKs
This should've been the major. Not that shitty Eleague.
>>168868445
>>168868406
>>168868451
He did better than your obese, sweaty silver 1 known as snax
What if Taz doesn't like mercedes, and wants a jdm car instead? Who the fuck likes mercedes anyways? Audi and bmw are clearly the better german options.
>>168868530
Hahaha keep sniffing that goof stuff monkey.
Haha good game VP, but hand over the trophy. We did win more rounds, after all.
I love twitch chat. RIP cheating monkeys.
>>168868484
Too bad that major was scripted to keep dev1ce from finally hanging himself
>>168868593
>not watching in theater mode
>>168868530
>be an aimer
>lose
>>168868484
That whole thing was just weird and bad. Fuck TBS and their shitty format and schedule.
>>168868445
they don't settle for third rate dreamhack trophies either
>>168868557
you can \_ounge in a mercedes
>>168868530
Clearly not, or he wouldn't be a loser right now. Stay mad monkey redditor shitskin subhuman.
>>168868682
You don't need to settle when you can't even win them
>>168868593
They have six majors? Or is that guy false flagging?
>>168868639
>Not watching in theater mode fullscreen
>Not using dark theme
>>168868557
>audi
>better than anything
ahahaha holy shit
>>168868698
>>168868642
lost because of fallen and taco were payed off to throw the game
>>168868424
I'm not sure. Their major win was two 16-14 wins and VP just dumpstered them 16-4/16-5.
where is byali
>>168868760
Better than shitcedes for sure. Wolkswagen is better too.
>>168868858
probably getting high on weed how he's been doing this since 2014 and what caused him to become a trash player that vp does not need
>>168864401
This guys is annoying.
Taz is literally the most based and alpha player to ever exist.
Holy fuck I love VP.
>>168868969
Pala is literally our guy because he doesn't really care or understand counterstrike.
>Neo any words on your victory
>It was nice
>....................
>gg to sk
fucking based neo
>>168869079
Neo GOAT
>>168868030
No, I don't buy shit on pistol rounds so I can get the madmoney on rounds 2-5 from shotties. Once I get to $7-8k, I go AUG. I like hoarding money and shotties are good for building that hoard.
>>168868198
I've the worst luck with pistols so I usually don't spend time buying them. Pistols are probably what I have to practice most out of anything.
>>168868296
What I've been doing on Mirage was using the Mag7 to rush the shadow side of A bouncing a grenade off the inner archway, blast the first one that comes out, push in a little to pick another, and fold back under the catwalk with two picks and my money back (hopefully). Sometimes I go to the tunnel and flank around to sweep up any aggression on B. If I don't get that, $2800's not too bad of a loss.
VP are the funniest cunts in the whole game
>>168869110
Just buy a Kek-9 or a Five-SeveN
ez game ez life
>>168869079
Always loved neo. Always relaxed as fuck.
RIP danish cs.
We hardly knew you cucks.
>>168869157
This
The broken English and their personalities are hilarious
>>168869157
Literally the most alpha but lovable team in all of esports - so glad they're winning shit again. My favourite team of all time no doubt.
>>168869079
100% on Adderall
The elevator music at the end Lmao
>>168869190
get an aug and run around like call of duty
max tilt guaranteed
Which organisation is the best at running events?
>>168869221
This is the beginning of the Astralis era, they said.
Personally if I win something like that I'd instantly chimp out and be the happiest guy on earth, but pros literally never get too excited, it's just meh for them. Makes me think scripts and cheats are real, and they can't get too excited, because they already know the outcome.
>>168869363
MLG.
>>168869379
You'd be that happy because you've never won shit before, that 5 man lineup have literally won a major plus tons of other big events. They're obviously happy but they're not gonna be going absolutely mental over like their 26th tournament win or something.
>>168869379
wow you are capable of knowing exactly what people feel just by looking at them impressive
>>168869491
It's known as been functional human being without autism.
>>168869379
>he doesnt remember
>>168869379
they played two bo3s
probably exhausted
>>168869605
very good psychological diagnosis
>>168869681
I can literally play games all day without brakes. Surely alphla male slav pros can play two bo3s.
>>168869810
go ask them
>>168869769
Thanks, I get paid for this.
>>168869810
you'd probably shit your pants and start crying while you get 16-0'd if you played at their level
>>168869628
Get right also cried when they won a major,
When will NA get their act together?
>>168870168
Never. You need real team bonding to win games. And Americans have such inflated egos, this will never happen.
>>168870168
when iBP get unbanned
>>168869972
Retard.
>>168870302
nigger
>>168870274
go back to lelddit faggot
>>168870384
nice try reddit
>>168870168
When they will stop playing within their circuit.
Seriously, NA has no csgo community to speak of, teams need to move to europe to face actual competition.
>>168869810
no one cares about your silver 4 games loser
>>168870274
>unironically wanting iBP to stay banned
t. salty netcodegays bettor
>>168870379
lol
>>168869363
no joke MLG ran the best tournament of 2016 and apparently have been run out of town by the eleague faggots
>>168870372
Brazillian
>>168870494
>run out of town by the eleague faggots
nah, eleague wanted them to run the NA minor for the eleague major but they didn't want to because there was too much cs going on. i mea
>>168870468
>being this angry for no reason
Typical reddit browser.
>>168870216
nice
>>168870498
Woah bro too fucking far
>>168870384
>>168870476
Are you fucking retarded? when did I say I wanted iBP to stay banned? I'm saying iBP was the best chance NA had to win a major and that's never going to happen as they are permabanned
>>168870567
*i mean fucking puckett works for eleague
>>168870723
Usually "When iBP get unbanned" is synonymous with "When HL3 is released"
>>168870767
he's just a caster/host though
>>168870842
The difference is HL3 will be released :^)
>>168870842
Valve has said its permanent. Does that mean something else in your language?
>>168870929
But where's Valve gonna find the time to develop it when they're so focused on making CS:GO such a grade A experience?
>>168870902
he's employed by MLG. if they and eleague weren't friends he wouldnt work for them.
>>168859368
RIP OP
Favelas shut the fuck up
>Rape VP on their own map
>Rape VP on T side Train
>Still lose
How
*seven nation army bass*
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuY4q0lXmf/
>jkaem still drinking with them bois
evens anime
odds cs
>>168876486
>playing CEVO with 150 ping
>against an admin stack
>with one good player on my team and rest literal 5 eff shitters
>stomp them so hard they call cheats
What can I say. EU > NA.
>>168876486
I like blasting cts heads with a sawn-off as anarchist kid on cs_office desu
VP won
Now post the rest.
SAFER
DONT LET IT
GET YOU DOWN
>tfw my league match is on betting sites
Young Pansy > Nylon > Zaz > Smix > Juliano > Pansy > Miss Harvey
>>168878376
>juliano not the best girl
howtospotafaggot.exe
>>168878343
what team
>>168878376
>smix and harvey that low
kys
>>168878843
cypher my lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCEYSx8MmGo
The legit map power-ranking
Brought to you by MS ComicSansâ„¢
>>168878812
She has a really ugly face though. Unnerving desu.
>autopickup switches my weapon to a grenade in a fight
thanks
I want to be able to pick up a weapon and use it immediately, but not grenades
Am I fucked
>>168879754
>How to spot a silver
>>168879754
You're a retard dude
>>168880393
>>168879929
What? I'm retarded for knowing that there's an option in the menus for disabling autoswitch, but liking that the weapon I manually choose to swap to is the one I take out when I pick it up off the ground, and disliking switching to grenades when I pick them up, and wishing there was an option that manual pickups swapped to them?
>>168880528
No, you're retarded for not turning it off.
>>168880656
Picking up a weapon off the ground and not having it in your hands is retarded.
>>168880727
being in a firefight with a pistol and walking over an empty AK only to be shot while reloading is! YOU FUCKING MORONIC SILVER SHITTER
>BR subhumans
is cs:go, dare i say it, finally uncucked?
>>168880879
Unloading your magazine into the enemy team from their flank, grabbing one of their fully loaded guns to keep going with full power in a fraction of the time it would take to reload is worth it.
Also, auto-pickup should only work for nades, or not at all. I'd rather not start the next round with nades I didn't even realize I picked up if it meant getting nades was harder.
Wonder if the Brazilian lad from last thread got pegged by his gf either way
Wonder if you faggots would still claim cold toggles his cheats dozens of times per game if he was a white, blond, blue eyed, shy, virgin Norwegian right winger who played exactly the same way he does now t b h
>>168881708
>who is JW
>who is flusha
>who is joelz
>who is shox
oh but they're not completely aryan which I guess voids that argument
>>168881708
>this post
holy shit when did monkeys learn to type
>>168881450
>>168880879
Also, your situation is retarded. If you have a pistol, why didn't you grab the primary weapon you saw just to keep yourself properly armed for free? Even if you got no kills but survived, you'd have a free gun in the next round. You want a gun. You should have had one already.
Two, why are you committing to a fight on top of the corpse of someone who unloaded an entire mag and died for it? That's a bad fight, you're about to get wrecked with your shitty pistol. Good gamblers fold often. If anything, you'd want to wait until you hear them reload.
Is there a single team in the csgo that doesn't cheat yet still wins anything? I only knew about flusha and shit, but after starting to follow these threads I've realized that csgo scene is rotten to the core. Really makes you think.
>>168885968
no, there isn't
>blocks your finals appearance
>it's a welcome back to MG2 for the fifth time episode
why can't I stop oscillating
>encounter an opponent at distance of 2 meters
>aim at head, hold the trigger, 0 hits
>he presses and holds the trigger immediately, then aims roughly at my crotch, lands a headshot
This game really makes you think
>>168882409
>>168881450
The guy gave you a reasonable situation where you would get rekt for having the stupid option on, you literally complained about having the option on in your last post, and bow you write an essay as to why you might possibly maybe get an ak with full ammo to complement your pistol
And no, if you've got a pistol and don't play like a silver, you won't get destroyed, pistols are very unbalanced in close quarters.
is qck heavy a meme pad?
>>168887995
idk
i got a meme pad from monoprice adn it was good tho so
>ball hard in arms race
>salty novas say you're cheating
top johj
>>168887995
all pads are fine but steelseries > razer and razer is like the trashiest of all
so what's the next big event after vegas
>>168889210
hltv
>>168870216
quality mayme
>>168890737
?
>you are at this bar when you gf slaps this NiKo's ass
What do?
Are Flipsid3 still /ourguys/ or should I bet for team Spirit.
>>168891965
>t3 russians vs team that never practices except to qualify for majors
anon stay away... i beg you!
>playing like shit
>some random nigger from my team starts trash talking me
>get even worse
>14-12 for us
>they kick me because they thought they were going to win anyway
>die a little inside
>go to Your Matchs afterwards, they actually lost 16-14
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQoOKNrA2Cx/
>>168892692
It warms my heart when this happens. Just yesterday someone intentionally killed me, so I started getting in front of him until they kicked me. They lost 6x16.
What do ties do in MM?
Raise, lower or do nothing to your MMR?
>>168893140
Depends on mvp awards and your performance
>>168892692
>>168892938
You know getting kicked counts twice as bad as losing a match right?
>>168893220
You can probably rank up off a loss if you carry hard enough lol
>>168893220
Is this actually confirmed?
I thought only wins/losses affected MMR.
So MVP/KDA affect rank too? Source?
>>168893236
No it doesn't. You don't lose anything. If you get kicked too much you get flagged as a griefer and get a strike against your name for a week. Play nice until the week is over and it's as if nothing ever happened.
>>168893236
You can't lose a match
if you are kicked from said match
>>168893297
I heard stories of some people deranking while winning lel, so yeah this too
>>168893310
Uhh, it was always like that anon, its old news
>>168893602
Could you post a source please?
Guys. What if Neo is still the best player in the world but he doesn't cheat and everyone else does, that's why he seems underwhelming.
>>168893602
I thought it changed when they made the ranks ezpz, but that was like 3 years ago
>>168893310
I can confirm I've ranked up from a tie
It's rare but definitely possible if you're close enough to the next/previous rank
>>168893717
He's IGL so he has to be underwhelming by law.
>>168893310
ranked up two times after ties
>>168893310
>>168893846
>>168894008
Just like these two, ranked up after a tie
>>168888095
Idk how anyone can call cheats in arms race when the game mode literally gives you wallhacks
>>168887412
try playing every single day (4-5 games + warmup), helped me get out of mg tier
>>168894118
They changed it, it only gives outline if youcan already see them and if you're in first you don't see the other outline.
But the guy who was calling hacks was terrible and a gook who used that replay thing as evidence. Literally mad cuz bad& chinese
>>168893310
I fuckin love the meme that how many MVPs you get affects your rank. It's better than people actually figuring out the ranking system and exploiting it to get to ranks they don't deserve.
>"No, what he's saying is that the data you are using isn't part of the equation at all and is irrelevant."
Posted by a valve employee when that guide on how the ranking system works said more MVP = faster rankup.
>7 win streak
>still DMG
>>168885968
Viruts.pro
a guy says he will do pic related. doppler is what i want and he looks like a legit guy. just seems a bit too good for me. any thoughts?
Smix the hottest girl in esports?
>>168899338
Naw, that's actually a pretty fair trade.
Damascus steel is like $180. Doppler starts at $250, so add in ~$50 worth of skins and it evens out.
>>168893140
I managed to rank up along with my buddy yesterday on a tie.
Jesus christ what is going on with the skines economy in this game?
I bought myself a phase 4 doppler karambit for $350 for christmas and now bitskins is telling me it's worth $460? The fuck?
Time to sell this thing and get a m9 marble fade boys.
Is there a way to turn steam's worthless digital money into real money?Are there some kind of RMT sites where i can sell skines?
>>168899346
she's better than the other biddies they get to do the job
>>168900204
>>168900072
>bitskins
>opskins
>join game
>team are 4 stack
>all garbage trash
>can't speak english
>carry the shit out of them
>they begin teamkilling me and flashing me griefing etc
>shoot them in the feet until they babyrage and TK me getting 2 of them abandoned
nice
>>168900256
All right.Thanks
>>168899346
>caked up gook
Nah
why is clubbing so fun guys
>>168901883
clubbing people with clubs?
Matchmaking is bizzare
Was MGE all of last week and today. Lost a game on Friday last week against globals and smfc, won a game against lem and dmgs, lost one, then quit a game today when I realised I was playing with novas, and now I've deranked. I don't geddit.
>>168893717
Nah, he just sacrifices a lot for his aimstar teammates. He igl's and is the primary support player of VP because he's smart and knows what to do to enable his mates. He could obviously still be a carry if put in a star role with supports around him, but he wouldn't really be a godmode player like he used to be. Neo never had particulary amazing raw aim like f0rest for example, but he was an absolute wizard when it came to movement in 1.6, virtually untouchable.
Naturally that doesn't really translate to CSGO.
>>168900404
No problem man, we're the friendly helpful csmagog community
>>168903393
System knows you're inconsistent and threw oddball games at you to confirm it. Ever notice how once in a while you get a game with players outside your rank? That's it checking out your performance against either better players or shitters to make a decision about your rank. Imagine you play 10 "normal" games where your stats are all over the place but still average at 1.00 or so ratio. The system then decides to make you play at higher ranks to see if you can manage there and possibly get ranked up, or if you get stomped confirming you belong at your current rank. Same thing with worse opponents except the other way around.
N8 does it AGAIN!
>>168891915
>at this bar
>literally a driving range
boy if you think a fucking driving range is a bar you need to get out a lot more you fucking permavirgin
>>168904073
Yeah, it's just annoying that I would get deranked after losing 2 games though (after winning 5 straight last week as an MGE before the russian bullshit).
I must have been versing silvers or something to lose so much elo in one go. (found out MM in my region is down atm, there's only a handful of active players)
>>168904319
>10mvp
nice
>>168904319
I wish I could be autismo enough to have a fursona. I just can't imagine myself as anything other than me.
>>168904319
Gz nate.. I still have your pics and i want myself inside you
>>168904319
>Paw on gun
Um gotards???
>>168904319
Well done, but do the same against shitty MGs.
stop giving the furfag (you)s
i can bet that nate is just replying to himself
>he didnt invest on stickers
are stickers from majors the best way to earn money for that dlore
>>168907420
>tfw
He looks really cute as well
>>168907534
bruh but the dlore i want is worth 2k
>>168907612
I have a few and no i cant share, he gave me some in private so..
>riz 2.0
well it was nice while /csgog/ was semi-alive again
>>168907906
Ausfur? Lol.. Anyway, hes pretty good looking, nice little trap.. I would cuddle and sleep with him all night long
>>168908117
Hes not from aus lol
anyone want a pronax mp7
post trade link
>>168908328
Oh, my bad. Im not bullying anyone or atleast not trying to and i cant say that, sorry
>>168908526
>tfw
Its pretty sad.. Anyway im gonna fap now, bye anon
>>168907715
if you bought graffitis worthh half the price you would be 1/4 awy from it.
Do I have to post furry shit here to get any (You)s?
What about anime?
I make the automatic assumption that the people I meet ingame with anime avatars come here
How inaccurate is this claim
>>168908639
no, your math is off in that you are using steam prices, not opskins or another off steam market site (since dlores are not sold on steam) and you aren't taking any cut the site would have into account.
you also would need people to buy all those graffitis at full value.
in the end i would have needed to buy something like 1995usd of graffiti and thats not happening.
>>168908868
we get 150 users here on a good thread, which is probably closer to 100 unique users since phone posting. figure out how many browse without posting, then of that total group how many even have an anime avatar, and its going to be a very small number.
>>168909001
ok over 9000 guy. so what do i invest in then.
>>168909218
idk, if i knew how to invest well in this game, i would have a dlore.
>tfw too tired to play
>tfw no sugar mommy (female) to take care of you
fuck work, fuck capitalism, fuck everything
never work anons
>>168908526
So what's your faggy spirit animal, ausfur?
>>168910460
>tfw work for mummy and get $31 an hour for doing nothing
>>168863851
>hosting CS tournaments in NA
This meme needs to stop
>>168910639
That seems lazy, I'm the same way.
>>168899346
Her head is so fucking huge it puts summit to shame
>>168899346
I like Anna Prosser more but I wouldn't mind Smix sitting on my face desu
>>168910460
>tfw bored at work with nothing to do
Fuck me I wish I had terminal autismo so I could get on that sweet neetbux
>>168907534
Yes
>tfw you buy a Titan Kato 14 holo for $20 in 2014
>Sold it for $1200about 10 months ago
Yeah I know if I kept it now I could have sold it for $2k but I'm happy with my money
>>168912457
Are neetbux all they're cracked up to be? Whenever I have an extended period off of work I end up being bored really fast.
yfw yugos are going to save the cs scene
Why are there so many hackers right now? Long time players, too.
Also in DM and casual for some reason.
>>168913961
Russians told everyone how easy is to cheat VAC with their #fixcsgo thingy
Is it me or Nuke is actually awful to play on just like on Dust2?
There are so many fucking angles to watch out for.
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Sticker%20%7C%20T%20On%20Cat
is this the UGLIEST sticker?
>>168913463
>daily mail
>condemning racists
huh???????
>>168913961
gotta get that prime account so dm and casual
>>168913153
Honestly I have no idea how any of it works or how good the benefits are. I'd imagine it depends on where you're from, but here in Canada at least the unemployment benefits are usually really shitty. Like much less than minimum wage full time, which is already barely liveable.
I'd imagine they give you a larger amount if you actually have a disability that prevents you from working, but I have no idea of the exact numbers. It must vary a lot anyway.
>>168915050
no i mean youd have so much time i'd assume you get a bit stircrazy
>>168915152
I never get bored when I am off work
play, code, socialize, take long walks, sleep, read, watch. so much shit to do
>>168914912
Yes
>>168915152
Oh
Yeah maybe, but don't underestimate some people's laziness. There're so many distractions nowadays I can see some people never wanting to work another day in their life.
Frankly I'd be happy with a basic universal income and working a care-free part time over it, maybe shuffle around jobs once in a while, have a sabbatical and just play bideo james without stressing over finances.
Post scarcity can't come soon enough
>>168914912
Shouldve been a dog, I could've made a gintama-themed gun
Unironically baka senpai
>tfw you fell for the pipeline punch meme
https://twitter.com/mouzNiKo/status/833770055041060864 lol
>tfw you get carried through placements by multiple hackers on teams
Jesus unranked/non Prime is a disaster.
>non-prime
>120 wins
>mg1
Am I supposed to be doing worse or better?
>>168917546
it really should just be called unranked and have a hidden elo or something.
>>168917546
I'm doing placements and I'm not running into as many hackers as I'd thought I would.
Run into more on Casual, actually.
>>168917703
That's good if you're legit.
>>168917703
doing ok I guess
how is mg tier nonprime treating you
>>168918002
This was my first game today, other team surrendered. No one even had a chance to take part, just so stupid.
>>168918179
Legit but I don't feel I belong here desu, I'm using a shitty chink mouse with the desk being my mousepad
>>168918224
Either we win by a huge margin or get stomped
is it a coincidence that the most expensive gun in the game was made by jews?
>>168921725
>coincidence
>jews
>
Random OC.
Worst kind of hackers are the ones who blatantly wall, but since 90% of people are brain dead they don't see a problem with someone staring down a corner someone is walking behind, but that same person can get caught off guard by someone who was running full speed behind them.
No one ever wants to admit there's a cheater, I realize it's "Innocent until proven guilty" but when you have to check several angles, and you can guess 100% of the time where an enemy is without checking any empty corners, it's pretty fucking obvious even to a child.
>>168921885
inb4 valve lowers the price to avoid antisemitic accusations
>aug now costs the same as m4
>ssg costs the same as the ak
Do you make the switch?
>>168923135
*sg
>>168923135
Why would anyone buy a scout then?
The one guy at Valve who still develops CSGO here.
Which of the following competitive game modes would you play?
>1v1
>2v2
>3v3
>7v7
>8v8
>10v10
>12v12
>20v20
>>168897069
I fell for the MVP meme
Does this mean all those stolen defuses were for nothing?
>>168923881
3v3
I have a limited number of friends and this will cater to that
>he thinks IBP should be unbanned
>>>Reddit.com
>>168923297
Its cheaper than the main rifles
Ignore the obvious typo
>>168923881
>10v10
>20v20
This could be intesting, it would reduce the randomness of losing a single player to a lucky shot
>one guy awping your number 1 player is no longer gg for that round
>>168923881
Anything less than 5 is good, more than that and it turns into a shitshow
>>168924401
less players is bigger shitshow because the awp exists
>>168924390
>20v20
>40 smokes deployed
>followed by 80 flashbangs
I love having <10 fps
>>168924628
>Followed by fourty firebombs
>Followed by a twenty man pistol rush into B
If you were Valve, how would you go about countering recoil pattern scripts?
>>168924520
I don't follow your logic
>>168923881
3 to 7 for each team seems all right.
Why no 4v4 or 6v6 though? Being close to default 5v5 isn't a bad thing.
>>168925059
I can't shove 4v4 or 6v6 down management throat.
>>168924907
>one guy shoots awp form across the map and hits 1 pixel of another guy
>-20% people on your team for the entire round
>unless you flash or smoke every fucking hallway this can happen anywhere on the entire map no exceptions
>>168925153
Just make a solo and duo que for the friendless players
3's would be cool too
>1v1
>t wins every round because 2 bomb sites
lmao nice game gocarts
>>168925272
OK and if it was 20v20 you have 10 players getting picked by 10 awp
>>168925546
>one guy shoots awp
>ten guys shoot back with AK, maybe losing one guy (5% of team)
>ten guys shoot awp
>only kill one enemy because one shot one hit one kill
>retalliation gunfire kills them all
>>168925546
Not him but with 20 players on a team there would be four times more flashes and smokes to fuck snipers over with so he's kinda right
>>168925868
20bplayers would mean pp bizon can mow down a room full of CTs in the blink of an eye, the auto would be the new AWP, mollys are a must-buy to stop zerg rushes, XM is the only viable shotty.
>>168925868
>smoke whole map
>p90 rush b no stop
>win every t round
ez
>>168926134
>the most expensive gun is the most viable gun
>the most expensive shotgun is the most viable shotgun
>the most expensive grenade is the most viable grenade
>this is bad
?
>>168924895
Is it even possible?
>>168925153
I expected that.
More players feels like it makes the game CT sided because of more reliable defenses even in casual unless CTs rush.
3v3 tho.
In 20v20 the guns would actually be better balanced than they are now, and also heavy machineguns would finally have a use.
>>168926375
PunkBuster was a real fucking bitch back when I tried to make even autofire script for different game.
>>168926272
DID YOU SEE THE PP BIZON PART?
how should I train my movement? I got to global too fast in my opinion and I feel like a shitter just by looking at my movement if compared to other players
>>168926802
>one lone terrorist walks into a room full of angry 20CTs with nothing but a bizon
>gangrape and kinky bondage sex follow
>>168927041
Mmm butter bizon
>>168926627
>casual is more balanced than comp
>it doesnt just end with awp v awp
>>168926990
Go back in time and play 1.6
>no good streams on
>>168929936
a-adren?
>>168930007
i just shit on adren on fragshack an hour or two ago so no
>>168930054
Wow are you pro?
>>168911534
kek truth
>>168930484
Did you misspell nova?
>>168926990
Attempt/Complete some jump maps, then go into a offline d2 for example, put on some music and just jump around and explore etc. Me and my friends used to do this all the time in downtime at lans in cs:s. It really does make your movement more fluid.
>>168930727
>in cs:s
My scrollwheel is finally kill after a good 6+ years. What mouse should I get my dudes?
>>168934168
Logtiech G700s
>>168934168
Your only options for a good mouse nowadays are the zowie ec1-a, or ec2-a if you have baby arms, or the logitech g403.
>>168934168
anything but a logitech unless you love sucking cuck9 cock
>>168926990
play DM until you're so good at it you know how to cover your ass whichever direction you're moving towards
get hop scripts like other globals
>>168935627
t. awkward dane
what did she mean by this?
>>168934168
G402 is decent
>>168936057
"this is the diameter of the average homosexual man's sphincter, much like mine."
>no good streams on
>>168936872
Damn he's so ugly.
>>168937557
Waiting for steel is a slow burn
>>168936057
god she's so old RIP soon
>>168939902
too bad DaZeD is kill
>>168939902
>watching steel
whens the next csgo sale going to be?
>>168924628
>>168924748
>Ts eco for like 7 rounds
>CTs, glad for a few wins, begin to worry after the fourth eco round
>Ts perfectly execute the world's first Vigintuple Negev peek onto B
>The surviving CTs on A stayed on A, foreseeing their deaths in one short BRRRRRT
>>168943427
>Not watching Steel.
Literally /ourguy/
>"B-b-but he's washed up"
Washed up affords you more credibility than a nobody.
>>168943213
he just streamed last night
>>168944118
He literally browses reddit, and is the most pathetic NA pro to ever exist. Squeaky voiced nerd, that constantly tries to argue with people, and gets btfo'd all the time.
when's the next tournament?
what was the song played when vp won? i cant find that shit
>>168944714
2weeks i think
>>168945395
HBO Intro/Theme (1983)
>>168945879
nice
>muffin lightning picked up shot up
>dropped ichibann
why
>>168947117
Is that a jap team?
>>168948757
lol
>>168948953
hihi
What would be the consequences of streaming cheats on youtube
nothing. theres a bunch of people who stream wall hacks and aim hacks on youtube live. if anything youll get vac'd
>>168950664
>he doesnt remember cro_
STEEL STREAM BOIS
https://www.twitch.
tv/steel_tv
>>168951205
That was twitch which has rules against that. Does youtube? There are videos showcasing hacks on YouTube
>dm against shitters on valve servers, completely shit on them for the first half
>suddenly a couple of them start instantly double dinking at full run speed as soon as they come into view
who the fuck are they trying to fool
jesus fucking christ cheating has completely fucking overtook this game
I'm makin a map, what theme should I use?
Who is this starladder commentator and why is he so bad?
Also
>allowing Dallas to play
Should be autimatic dq
>>168903393
I'm still mad about this.
I can't play til I get home, but fucking c'mon. Win 5 games, lose 1 against globals, win one, quit one and I deranked. Seems aus servers are back up now though.
>>168956765
overcast, rainy day
>>168957406
Interesting. You know where I can get a thunder soundscape?
>>168954928
Cro got banned from twitch and moved to youtube where he hacked his way to global very blatantly
>Baskin robins puts out cherry garcia
SL needs to fire this tool
>>168956765
Make it a trashy abandoned slavic place. Not full STALKER but approaching it.
>>168956765
>>168957406
Use Downpour from Call of Duty 4 as reference
would the expanse be a good show to dm to?
>>168956765
make a titanfall 2 map, its the better game.
>spectate someone on dm who's doing really good
>they have shit crosshair placement
>they aim nowhere in particular, never go for the head, just in the general vicinity of whoever they're shooting at
>no counterstrafing of any sort
>all their shots somehow register on the body
>a bunch of headshots when they're aiming 2 inches left of the head
is this the power of good internet? every shot they make seems to perfectly register while I'm left shooting full mags at people without doing any damage
at this point I'm thinking that there must be something severely wrong with my internet
or are they just cheating?
I've been playing for 200 hours, calibrated at GNM about 2 years ago, fell to Silver II in like 3 days a few months later, and dropped it for dota.
Now I'm looking to get back into csgo, as it seems much more intellectually stimulating and challenging. Where do I begin to learn? I've been watching Steel streams, they're pretty fascinating.
What if mankind is an artificial intelligence created by aliens, left on planet Earth, and monitored to see how far we can develop, and what we can create before destroying ourselves?
>>168962959
if you already aren't attempting to self actualize every day, you're a lost cause and some omniscient being would count your as failure already.
>>168963063
What do you mean?
>>168962426
>steel streams
>intellectually stimulating and challenging
fuck off steel
a
STOP DYING
>>168968707
*dies*
>play cs clone
>everyone calls me a camper for holding angles
>1v5 ct wait on them on a site
>team tells me to hurry up and stop camping
>other team is too retarded to plant so they just look for me
>time runs out
>type ez
>everyone spams camper noob
really makes me appreciate cs
>tfw you get so furious at inbred teammates ruining your games for no reason, that you start shaking and sweating
I literally can't calm down. Makes me want to kill myself.
>>168972994
Hopefully you at least don't tilt at them on comms, that guarantees you no chance of them getting better usually.
Lul Steel getting butthurt af on Stream about Rank S games, literally none of the pros care you sad man.
>>168973070
>drrrr why do ppl buy dualies in rank s
>pros buy dualies in vegas and win
steel a cuck
>>168973070
No, I just mute them if I get too angry, and it has nothing to do with getting better, or rank S. I'm talking people deliberately ruining your game, not being unskilled, but being cancerous retards. It's such a waste of time, and also extremely demoralizing to get undeserved losses, even when you tried your hardest.
So I assume valve gives absolutely zero fucks that their actual matchmaking is complete garbage? Sweet 7 day ban because 4 faggots don't actually want to play the game and hold complete vote power
>>168973832
I remember when I was new to CSGO too. Good times
>>168973832
have you tried not being a massive faggot yourself senpai
you got 7 days, not 30 minutes
>>168974441
Have you tried not being a cancerous redditor?
>>168974627
have you tried not being mad on the internet LOL just close the browser
will jasonr ever get on a team again? i cant see him making a living off his stream desu
>>168975073
Have you tried not embarrassing yourself, and saying stupid shit in defense>
>>168975969
he's not good enough to be on a team with salaries and he has some weirdass people that donate thousands to him every month. It will last for as long as CS is on life support somehow.
tfw no felix bf to play cs with
>>168977956
pewdiepie?
LEM here
When I'm winning a game I'm always bottom fragging.
When I'm losing a game I'm always top fragging.
What the fuck is going on?
whats the deal with all the cheaters using anime avatars?
this game has the worst hit detection, lag compensation and the most amount of cheaters ive ever encountered in an online game and the """"""""""""""""anti""""""""""""""""" cheat system is non existant wtf is valve doing
>>168923135
I already main the krieg so ez.
>be nova 2 shitty
>queue MM at 4am thinking its a good idea
>on team with an obnoxious 4 queue
>they do nothing but talk and yell the whole game and dont call out
>i mute them because i cant ragequit, just got off a 7 day ban
>i carry my team til 15-8
>they kick me on last round as a joke
>i get a 7 day cooldown
>deranked to nova 1
i cant play pugs because im not good enough
and i can't play mm because stupid shit like this happens
what the fuck do i do
>>168979401
faceit
smurf
>>168979496
>faceit
is nova 2 even good enough for faceit
id really rather not be that one shitty that drags everyone down
>smurf
im not good though
and my only other csgo account cant get prime so fuck that
>>168979658
>thinking faceshit isn't full of literal silvers
>>168980246
well in that case ill fit right in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BTwQ-4eDV0
This was a good post on ESEA tonight.
>>168979401
>>they kick me on last round as a joke
The worst. I hate people like this
What's up magog.
I have not played CSGO in like 2 years and when I open it now my FPS is dogshit. Has there been an update or is there some new bug I need to sort out?
Why do people get so mad over this? Its just a game
>>168978767
You are losing too, and getting carried by cheates
First time playing on NA servers the other day. Forgot how bad it was playing mm. My teammates were getting mad at me for playing on A site inferno. Ended up only using deagle every round bc of how shit my team is.
>>168987925
if you think na servers are bad then you must be lucky that you dont live in europe
rainbow six siege
>>168987032
All the updates improving hitboxes and the shit hit performance really hard for many people. Used to get stable 300 on my linux box way back, now it drops to 50, had to switch to windows for stable 140.
Do you ever have to actually complete the full 10 competetive games to get a rank? Both time I tried I got ranked after 2 games
>>168959823
that's bad internet + cheats
unless they have low ping, personally I'm better at DM than rest of the game because I can saturate enemies with bodyshots reliably and run a lot
remove interpretation though
the difference between good shooter and aim assister is that good shooters often almost hit their targets, people with assist go between hitting nothing and hitting everything, how much you see either depends how much they assist
>>168989742
If it's a fresh account you need 10 wins
If you had a rank before and lost it due to inactivity, you get it back after 1 win
>>168990053
Odd. Neither of mine were old accounts. Guess it can vary
>>168987925
>being part of the problem
If you can't play for the win or for your team, play to get better at least. Play for yourself.
Losing 12-16 is way more fun than losing 6-16. Getting used to putting in effort even when you're frustrated leads to ranking up.
>>168970420
what's the name of the game?
>adult male
>plays nonnative resolution
>>168975969
nobody cares about you dude give it up
>>168954928
lots of kids stream hacks on youtube but nobody cares
anyone else noticed how cheaters tend to go full rage every 3rd round if they're losing until ~round 20
>>168992790
youre just shit lol
>>168993467
kys
>>168992790
they'll just toggle when they are losing.
VISITED BY THE TRAP LOVER OF
>>168976347
nah, he's already gotten pro offers, he just wants a more lucrative one. he's better than most shitters playing this game today. clearly he could go far if he had 4 teammates who weren't shitters.
>tfw learned how to use flashbangs hyperaggressively
>mfw they work even better with smokes because they don't stop flashes (for some reason)
there's something satisfying about the defeaning pitch when it only lasts a moment for you but for the two around the corner it lasts the rest of their lives
hi, i want to play this game but we are poor as fuck and only have shitty 6yo laptops so we thought we should try cs1.6
i was planning on torrenting it, are there better ways to go around it for my normie friends? anything else i should know?
thanks friends
/ourguys/ are gonna make first place at the Polish death camp.
literally hao do I win inferno tside, it's so tight everywhere
>>169005918
nades and smoke spam
>>169005918
>smoke right side of mid
>kill the alley defender
>1 guy enters a site from there to clear grave+open pit +open site
>another from the right side to clear inner pit
>another from apps to clear almost the entire site
>the rest can lurk or help either of the three entries
or
>molly car/barrels
>line up smokes for ct and coffin in banana
>as the smokes are thrown 1 guy also throw flash above the roofs and enter with 1 more
win game
also
>banana
>tight
lol
>>169006890
What if my apps guy dies to a shotgun?
>>169007286
still enter the site but drop a molly by the apps' entrances near mid and the one above the site, position yourselves for post plant, then win.
>>169006890
thanks senpai
https://twitter.com/CSGOCrystalBall/status/834116092142448641
>>169011460
what the fuck
>>169011460
Lol'ing at the Sadokist herpes conversation. The rest is fairly normie though, oh they like parties and some drugs. Big deal.
>>169012283
thats old news too. yee lmao was leaking it like a week ago. it was all over hltv
Who are the cutest: CT or T?
you have the chance to get bloody rich off cs like jw, but you also have to have a body like his
do you take it?
>>169016143
yes