/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto Online General

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Reminder that cumsalad can do Returning Player Content for people.
>>168780028

>being a semen
flib please

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Rank your favorite GTA (main) games from best to worst. No expansions or handhelds.

>>168857916
Gonna be a Petty Officer soon™.

What is your favorite song from your favorite station in your favorite game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

>>168858042
>IV
>Vice City
>V
>GTA 2
>San Andreas

Not counting III and the original since I haven't played those.

>>168858042
fuck off you had your first try in the previous thread

>>168858042

In order

V in descending order to 1. On quality alone

>>168858303
YOU FUCK OFF ALEX I TOLD YOU BEFORE TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I KNOW IT'S YOU FUCKING BASTARD

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>>168858042
Nostalgia takes part in that i remember 1 and 2 more than three now even though its probably a better game when I played it at the time.

7. GTA IV
6. GTA
5. GTAIII
4. GTA2
3. GTAV
2. GTAVC
1. GTASA

>>168858271
>hasn't played III

What the fuck are you waiting for? It's a good game.

>>168858590
Pretty much this tho SA and GTAIV might be switched around depending how I feel. VC obviously has the most interesting vibe and story arc but besides that it doesn't compete.

>>168858221
Fucking boot.

>>168858931
>callmeqt is a SAfag
Not surprising, always knew you had shit taste

>>168859401
it has the most content except for gtav
I took points off for it being online only

>>168858042
GTASA
GTAO (with gtag)
IV
Vice City
III
GTAV
GTAO (without gtag)

I don't want to relive the 2D games, thank you.

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hold up, fuccboi
it's time to repent

>>168859804
Shit, sorry, I mixed up GTASA and Vice City.

>>168859842
Wtf is ewo?

>>168859910
I''m just going by overall games.
Which is why I put GTAO twice.
Vice City is still amazing though, and on Aesthetics alone I'd put it top, I just had the best experience with GTASA.

>>168860143
Easy Way Out. Suicide from the menu.

>>168860189
I messed up again. I keep mixing up GTASA and Vice City. I like San Andreas a lot, but Vice City has always been with me.

>>168860728
I
I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

>>168859804
>>168859910
>>168860189
>>168860728
Name IG?

gtag is dead and so is this general

>>168861568

>tripfag still hasn't killed themselves

you got work to do nigger.

>>168861253
Flibinjiber and -Nessi.

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>>168861680
Take that back right now

Rockstar teams were sighted in Tokyo taking photographs.

How does it feel that GTA VI will most likely take place in Japan? You ready to play as a Yakuza?

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>everyone
>everything

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

>>168861886
You, the reposter

V12 or V12 armored?

>>168862039
Blista Compact

>>168862039
Armored, of course.

>>168861834
Only if I can mind an orphanage and go fishing in my off-time.

>>168861834
They better put some damn touges in if that's true

>>168861834
Japan is gay af though

its always in america rockstar said it themselves

>>168861834
What about Midnight Club? Or Agent.

>>168861834
probably for some piece of shit dream sequence or flashback single level in RDR or some other piece of shit game

>>168863442

Honestly though what city could 6 take place in? All the big ones have been done.

Remakes are the rage these days though it seems...

Why is there no (good) way to make money by myself online. I don't like other people.

>>168864214

Could just play non online then? Or just stop being a cunt, make an online acquaintance, and play some jobs.

>>168864212
Carcer City. There are even references to it in GTA 5.

>>168864212
>All the big ones have been done.
not really by rockstar yet

they probably dont want to copy their peers either though like watchdogs or mafia

theres a bazillion piece of shit locations that rockstar could set a game in america though

>>168864212
Maybe Chicago

>>168864331
I don't know how to make friends, let alone through gta online. Do I do it through the chat system?

>>168864593

Sure or join the gtag crews. Start by telling people your sc name in the thread and the platform and say you're looking for work? Not rocket science mate..

>>168864214
what's wrong with running ceo and biker alone?

>>168864368

Carcer city is just the outskirts of liberty city, doubt it's going to be a main setting.

>>168864491
>>168864521

Could be a possibility I suppose. What's cool about Chicago though? When I think of landmark locations though the 3 they've done come to mind.

Texas Could be great for red neck satire though

>>168864841

>remake

>>168865000
I said it wouldnt be chicago becaus eits already been done

>>168865304

Fair enough. Gonna add you on ps4 btw. Need some competent people to play with. Got a mic?

>>168859842
I like my Kuruma.

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>>168865771

>>168866191

Kek

>>168865771
no, anon! just post ID instead and we'll get to you

>>168861834
>tfw there will never be a GTA set in the Hawaiian island chain where the closed off island map actually makes sense

>>168866383

I have for 2 Fucking days and no one gets to me. I actually don't believe anyone is playing gta on ps4.

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>tfw want to pick on randoms doing deliveries but mi mama no me deja

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>start piracy prevention
>no one comes
hurts just a little

>>168866520
Sounds like gtag

>>168866520
PSN? I'll join you now if you want.

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>>168866520
I don't mind being friends or maybe playing with you sometime but I havent touched gta this year, sorry. I'm waiting for an update.

>>168868283

Me on the left 2bhmf

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>>168868283
>I don't mind being friends or maybe playing with you sometime

>going down sidewalk on bicycle
>HOLY SHIT
Am I doing it wrong? Why is everyone acting like i'm going 80 on a motorcycle?

>>168868919
It's illegal to ride bikes on the pavement.

>>168868919
NPCs are very impressed by a low carbon footprint.

>>168868979
i don't know where you live, but people here (US) do that all the time

>>168869825
but the game was made in scotland :)

>>168869825
>The maximum court fine is £500 or the police can issue a £50 fixed penalty notice (FPN). In short, it is illegal to cycle on a pavement alongside a road, unless it has been marked as a cycle track. However, children under the age of 10 are below the age of criminal responsibility

>>168870102
The law on sidewalks and crosswalks is not always well-developed, since other vehicles are not allowed there. Some states and municipalities forbid bicycle riding on sidewalks unless otherwise marked. Others allow it unless otherwise marked. Some require that riders use only the sidewalk on the right or left side of the roadway (whichever is the normal direction of travel on the roadway). A few laws may prohibit riding in crosswalks.

>>168870102
>>168870232
tl;dr

USA is too big (aka fat) & stupid to agree on anything

>>168866520
Are you Dat_Pip_Boy?

>>168872261
yes

>>168873381
send a message to mradonis2 or the_green_dream

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>take every indie, alt, and hard rock song
>from every Midnight Club and Need for Speed soundtrack
>put it on Self Radio

FUUUUCCKKKK YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

was doing headhunter for ez muns and my PC fucking died, it was a shame because the lobby was hilarious

WHO /PAT/ HERE

>>168875562
fuck you pat

>>168875562
stop dropping planes on people pat

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>>168875562
shut up pat

>>168866687
>someone comes
>it's a chinaman in gm

be careful what you wish for.

I've crossed the deserts for miles
Swam water for time
Searching places to find
A piece of something to call mine
(I'm coming)
A piece of something to call mine
(I'm coming)
(I'm coming)
Coming closer to you

Went along many moors
Walked through many doors
The place where I wanna be
Is the place I can call mine
(I'm coming)
Is the place I can call mine
(I'm coming)
(I'm coming)
Coming closer to you


I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

Never been here before
I'm intrigued, I'm unsure
I'm searching for more
I've got something thats all mine
I've got something thats all mine

Take me somewhere I can breathe
I've got so much to see
This is where I want to be
In a place I can call mine
In a place I can call mine


I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

Moving, coming
Can you hear what I hear?
(Hear it out of reach)
I hear it calling you
Swimming closer to you

Many faces I have seen
Many places I have been
Walked the deserts, swam the shores
(Coming closer to you)
Many faces I have know
Many way in which I've grown
Moving closer on my own
(Coming closer to you)


I move it
I feel it
I'm coming
Not drowning

I move it
I feel it
I'm coming
Not drowning

[Hook ]
I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

>>168858042

>GTA Online
>San Andreas
>Vice City
>GTA V
>GTA III
>GTA IV
>GTA 2
>GTA

Basically in order of hours played.

>>168859842
>EWO/Sticky bomb yourself after each kill
Explain.
What's the harm and what would even motivate one to kill themselves?

>>168877603
I have sticky bombed myself to bring someone with me but, what does EWO stand for?

Explode with others?

cant get in the session i keep infinitely loading what do

>>168877704
Easy way out

>>168877603
When you kill yourself, it refills your health, spawns you in a new spot, and doesn't count against your K/D.

I'm sure you can see why certain people do this.

>>168877929
So the guy you just killed doesn't respawn and kill you with your lowered health and whatever wanted level you got from killing him? This isn't really a RDMer exclusive strat. This is common sense if you're 1v1ing someone.

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>>168878338
>This isn't really a RDMer exclusive strat. This is common sense if you're 1v1ing someone.

t. RDMer

seriously, just buy some fucking snacks or refill your body armor more often, can =/= should

>>168878541
>Just go through 2 more menu pages and find some cover so you can use snacks that are limited or body armor.
Or, you could not be a retard like you and just kill yourself like you should.

>>168878649
that's real useful for PvP and all but when it comes to endurance or completing an objective people like you are the first to fuck up

there's no particular way to play this game but pretty much everyone finds yours the worse

>>168875562
stop doing that pat

anyone up to help me get cash? im new and trash and blew my first paycheck on weapons

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tfw horris left discord and hasnt returned

>>168879115
good. fuck him

>>168879115
fuck horris nigga is worse than pat

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>>168878649
(You)

Do you get any extra content for performing the character transfer?

The game already recognized me as a returning user. I dont want to use my years old peanutstation 3 character and wipe out the new one l just made.
But l WORRY l miss out on something Online if l dont bring that old char to X1.

What are the best SP mods to use right now?

>>168875645
https://youtu.be/o3go6jQCjFk

Are you a criminal mastermind?

>>168879115
yeah fuck that spyware garbage
good on ya horris

is horris /ourguy/?

>>168881529
Thank you for reminding me why I keep voice chat off.

Jesus christ. You all sound like glue eaters.

>join discord
>never seen the majority of posters in game

i wish discord wasnt killing /vg/ but maybe dedgen is for the best

>>168881529
>that fade in so we can't see Blater's aimbot
Kino

>>168882147
Yes, the group fell apart right after.

It was satisfying though.

>>168882802
Why would I even need to aim bot someone that just spawned?

https://youtu.be/nFiWUnEE0uw

PC GTAG pls

SC: DangerWorldWide

>>168865470
Puh-puh-puh-pc c-cuck...

>>168883451
>PCucks need menus to aim

kys kek

>>168883675
I play on console lmao.

>>168861834
Probably some team-building vacation bullshit implyin it even happened.

Japan is a garbage country with shitty people and cancerous "culture", no way the joos at shekelstar would make a leap like that.

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Let's do this shit, /gtag/. Right here, right now.

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>>168886021
My own submission

>>168884851
Where do you think you are, friend?

>>168879048
What platform are you playing on friend? What is your timezone?

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>>168886214
>>168886762
We're all friends here.

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Is this a game asset?

>>168888116
fuck off faggot

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threadly reminder that banshee best

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>play for first time in months
>two scripters having a pre-teen insult fight
>do time trial
>beat time by 12 seconds
>suddenly pink ceo guy lands next to me
>am i lagging?
>"ceofag completed the time trial in 9 seconds"
>oh ok.
>report him
>everyone leaves meme

welp, i've had my fun, i've played with a lot of you and had a blast, most of you are chill people but this game is so hilariously broken and rockstar just don't give a fuck about cheaters so i can do without this overweight piece of shit on my computer.

cya

>>168889696
maybe you shouldve played it on console and gotten bored on the shitty stale game instead

>>168884851
>Japan is a garbage country with shitty people and cancerous "culture"
Isn't the GTA series all about parodizing shitty people and cancerous cultures?

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This is catower, I am the cutest.
That is all.

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>>168890449
TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
K

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>>168890553
morning cat

>>168890553
If someone places your face next to a horse's anus and asked me to tell the difference, I wouldn't be able to.

>>168891084
does that mean you wanna have sex with my face?

>>168891216
No, it just means that nothing but shit comes out of your mouth.

>>168891325
does that mean you like looking at and responding to shit?

>>168865771
>he doesn't know

>>168872261
I tried to invite you when you asked last but it said an invite had already been sent.

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>>168857779
>OP still missing the vehicle doc
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>>168891972
Keep at it, if you spam it enough someone might mistake it for being relevant.

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>>168890449

Guy has a point

I look forward to running over furries and panty sniffers

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>>168891415

>>168890553

You look like a reformed meth addict

5/10 would hate-fuck

>>168891765

Odd, what's your psn?

>>168867940

I was actually going to bed when I posted, Dat_Pip_Boy is the psn though.

>>168868283

No worries.

>>168861834
Grand Theft Weeb VI confirmed
you play as some hikka who lives in mom's basement,steal panties for living and sell dank tentacle hentai to 3d graders.One day he sells his hentai to one teen,who's father was once a serious little seoul gangster,but got kicked after he lead some numb killer to their gang's lair.Now he has to deal with obvious green Kurumas,tailing him everywhere.Will he be able to learn karate and stand up?Will he become the next Yakuza's boss in Weeb City? Find out on fall of 2019!
Coming out on WiiU and GameBoy

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Thinking about buying a warehouse for crates. (Owner of the office in the Maze, coke and meth in LS)
Anything constructive I should know?

Does it pay good for the amount of work done?
How often will I get raided?
How many 111-sales will I need to get financially even before investment?
What are you doing it for? Fun, diversion, high payout?
Which large warehouse has the best location in regards of accessibility for crate missions? (For shorter travel distance or easy access from the highway for example)

>>168861834
That sounds absolutely terrible

>>168893116
Gomasai

>>168893160
>yes
>never
>dont
>fun/pay
>north SA

>>168893160

I bought one and everyone in the crew informed me I fucked up and its not worth it. Haven't been raided so far though.

>>168893160
Here's a good video that goes in depth about warehouse crates. They also did this type of video for bikers and vehicle export if you're interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7veOW4tI80&t=271s

>>168892534
>reformed

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Just got a code from rockstar for 35% off shark cards.

Not going to use it, so knock yourselves out.

>>168894558
I got bad news for you, you're the only who's able to get the discount on Jew Cards (tm) as it's tied to your account.

No use in giving it away, delete the email.

>>168894946
>tied to your account
MULTI-TRACK JEWING.

>>168895036
That's rockstar posting, disregard that post.

>>168893160

Crates pay off well but the delivery missions are so buggy its not even worth it. Collections get boring fast too. There are ways around it but if you have to trick a game into doing something "correctly" its not worth doing

>>168883219
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

>>168893160
3 crates at a time five times GO FAST OR GO HOME

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>>168894558
how bout i knock you out for shoving this crap here?

>>168893160
I bought the office and a cheapest warehouse after the first set of heists, grinding for a big warehouse right now. Never was raided. When you do the collecting alone sometimes you can get all the 3 crates in one turn, but sometimes you have to do 3 turns.

Can i get into the pc crew? _Shaoe

>>168893160
there's a thing about raiding that i know
raids can happen when you have more than 50% in your warehouse
raids will happen if you will not be doing anything in freeroam for some time,specially if you go afk
if you have your warehouse almost full and you do either ceo missions or deliveries-you're fine
If you get raided,you will recieve a phonecall from assistant,you can quickly switch sessions if you do.You will either lose tiny bit of crates,or even none if you're fast and lucky

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>>168889362
>implying

>>168892923
You're this guy right
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/dat_pip_boy?headSearch=true, only thing that pops up searching your name on socialclub, can't invite you says someone else already has.

>>168859842
>only use the hydra to get around fast
>really should sell my armoured kuruma cause it's gathering dust after finishing Criminal Mastermind
>always a CEO or MC president
>never done because PVP is retarded anyway
>glitches that make parts of your body disappear are retarded too
>Heavy Sniper or bust
>Only if someone is chasing me
>Only used in Criminal Mastermind

I'm mostly clean, fool

>>168859842
im clean af boi

>>168896971
did you find this car near trashcans?

>>168897020

Yea that's me. Im in the Pc crew, not the ps4 one though. Is it even possible to be in 2 crews on 2 platforms with one account? Might just make a new sc account for ps4.

You could always just add me on psn, same name.

>ingame browser doesn't save last scrolling position after clicking return

That's just savage.

>>168895117
If I really was a Jewstar shill, I wouldn't have told him to delete the email or regarded Jewcards with such disdain.

Stop being a retard.

>>168859842

Armoured Kuruma is acceptable if used properly.

People who do entire missions in them are shitters. No exceptions

>>168896971
>Criminal Damage will begin shortly. Be one of the 3 top assholes killing other players and destroying their shit to earn $2000 and RP500.

>>168897438
But winning criminal damage will pay like 35k and killing other players barely gives you anything compared to cars

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>>168897438

AKA time to get comfy in my apartment

>>168897376
>

>>168897240
worlds fastest trashcan

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Can I interest anybody in an upcoming criminal mastermind attempt?

>>168898235
db is ready

>>168897438
>Not unsheathing your Rhino and driving to the highway for an easy 35k

Your loss pal

>>168898320
Forgive me, I'm not familiar with this general's memes.

>>168898690
ok whats your sc name ill add you. how many people do you have for criminal mastermind

>>168897438
>call in luxor deluxe
>explode it
easy win

>>168898376

>not summoning your ceo buzzard and blowing it up for instant 750k advantage

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>>168898376

Is there any point to owning a rhino? Its good cash for what it is but I dont wanna be "that guy"

>>168899391
No

>>168900069

Save myself some dosh then thanks

>>168899038
>>168899154
>call Hydra
>call Buzzard
>nuke them both
>homolauncher civilian Froggers until Buzzard is off cooldown
>nuke Buzzard again

>>168899391
Absolutely not, you can't use it to fight anything worth a damn and only baddies die to it more than once or twice so it's essentially a giant neon sign visible to the entire session that says "I'm mad and underage, please come kick my ass."

>>168899391
Back in the day it was near indestructible (like every other Rhino in GTA ever) but it got nerfed to oblivion cause everyone had one after the first christmas.

>>168900464

Suspicions confirmed then. I figured it would just turn me into a giant target

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When/what's new shit coming out?

>>168900936
Probably never

>>168900742
By the way
To take out a rhino, just get a cheap motorbike (or steal one), plaster it with stickies, and then turn on off the radar, and ram it and explode

>>168901031
If it's not surrounded by police helos you can also plink it to death with a Buzzard. The Buzzard's lock-on range is just slightly longer than the tank's range so you can easily missile it into the ground while it gives you a fireworks display right outside your cockpit.

Another big-dick way to kill it is just to grenade it to death on a bike. The Compact Grenade Launcher wasn't a thing until recently and it's pretty fun to OTR and weave in and out of alleyways while pummeling it with grenades.

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>malc calls me tell me about the laptop
>assistant calls me to tell me about the office garage
>dom calls me to tell me to parachute
>lester calls me to tell me about bounties
>madrazo calls me to tell me he's angry
>merryweather calls me to advertise their business
>mors calls me to tell me to insure my car
>HEY IT'S RON FROM TPI HERE
>simeon tells me to steal a car
>brucie calls me to tell me to buy bullshit testosterone
>get email telling me to buy shark cards
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>168902098
well following that then no one in here is normal
not anyone outside of the states either for that matter

Just got into GTA online, only played an hour or so but pretty fun so far.
Does masks do anything when robbing shops? Got a neat eye mask under valentine.

>>168902064
>Buy the cheapest Document Forgery business, do the initial supply, and shut it down
>Buy the base executive garage, don't need to mod it
>Call the mission givers and ask each of them for a job once, you don't need to accept them
>Call the ones trying to sell you things and buy something from each of them one time

Boom, no more phone calls. Can't help you with the Shark Card emails though.

Why is the steering wheel turning animation so bad in first person?

>>168902517

Shop owners hold grudges allegedly so mask stops that

Apparently. Cant say ive noticed

>>168902890
I would do that if i could
but i am too poor to but a business, and too poor to buy a garage
Dont i have to host all the heists as well to get Lester the cunt to fuck off?

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>>168902890

Im level 112 and I cant request a job from anyone. Theyre all locked. Why?

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>>168886021

>>168903045

Lester only calls me once per session but his alter-ego LJT? Ohhh boy

>>168902517
yes,mask removes 1 star if you are escaping cops and take it off when they dont see you

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>>168903215

>>168903215

Am I the only one who hates muscle cars? They're aesthetically pleasing but handle like dog shit

Supers/hypers are for 10 year olds

Sports classics for me

>>168903605

Actually hate is a strong word

*indifferent to

>>168903558
t. Sadler owner

>>168898867
There will be 3 of us with you. I'm on PC, Tenchacleus.
We'll need a 4th.

>>168903605
I don't think muscles handle poorly i think they have pretty good handling.
The Stallion handles like a dream

>>168904141
Yea I forgot about the nightshade too. Pretty sweet ride

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Windows are apparently free of charge

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This didn't do any damage to the car either

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As a European, I really like American muscle cars, they reek of testosterone and manliness.

Sports cars is that rich gay kid.
Japanese cars is that edgy hipster.
Trucks is that kid that keeps to himself.

Muscle is that kid nobody wants to fuck with.

>>168905868
but when you steal dat shit
>one tiny bullet hole in rear window
>2k damage

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>>168906271
sourcings and sales are a bit bs sometimes

>>168906226
they drive like shit but in a satisfying drifting kind of way

>>168906374
i swear,every time shit like this happens
i want to lose my shit, get out of the car and just start killing every npc i see

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They'll never fix this

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>>168903558

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>>168906936
the back wheel on my ruffian bike does this

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>>168906936
did someone say yoga?

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>>168906271

Fucking this. This makes me unreasonably angry.

>punch/shoot out your window from within the vehicle?... No worries lad
>1 bullet through the window to kill the driver?'.. UNACCEPTABLE!!

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>>168907484

>>168906245
>*teleports behind you and rams you*
pssssh....nothin personnel...kid...

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>>168907685

Take pic related for next time

Sadly i was too late

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>>168907575

How could you tell? Subtly was always my strength

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fugg

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>>168906226

I own the dubsta 6x6, mesa, guardian and recently sold my sandking XL

I solo lobby alot. Get out of my head

>>168906936
Wait, the Youga Classic gets hit by curbs too?
Should I trade my stock Faction for one? I really like having a vehicle that crashes into curbs for shits and giggles. It's like playing as Dan.

>dat Surfer not giving a fuck

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Prove me wrong

>Hey,uh, i seen you aint been on that laptop yet

>>168908320
Reverse the labels and you're on to something.

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>>168908623
What now?

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>>168906787

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>>168908771
You're a moron, this is what he meant

>>168908917
>lacking a sense of humor

You're the moron here for having a broom up your ass.

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Whats the most worthwhile warstock vehicle to buy? I have the mesa, dubsta 6x6 and buzzard.

I need a vehicle that will help me with my ceo missions. Cash isnt really an issue. I just want another multitool like the buzzard

>exporting $250000 car
>blue car group sends 20 people total to attack me
>they devalue the car to 2/5 of its price
>ram it off the road onto a barrier
what

>>168909032
I use my hydra because i get to one side of the map to the next pretty quickly

>>168909032
You already own a Buzzard, so that's all you'll need.

>>168909035

Randos

Not even once

>>168909204
it was the ai that did most of it

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>>168909032
None of them are as great as the buzzard because you can just call it in anywhere. If you have someone else to do the ground work for you though, the hydra will be better

>>168909127

How do I obtain one? Cant see it on the website yet? Level 119

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>>168909367
Have to do the humane labs setup missions, one of them unlocks the hydra

>>168909367
>level 119
>hasn't done Humane Labs
The times, they are a-changin'...

Do the Humane Labs: EMP setup to unlock it.

>>168909301

Oh shit yea, the ai is sonetimes worse than the randos. Sometimes I get away with a couple hundred in damage but theyve run me up 10k+ on occasion.

Worst is when the come flying head first into you at a billion mph.

>>168909567

No one talks in setups and after a shitter ruined the goddamn fleeca heist I just kinda stopped doing em I see invites for humane labs setup all the time so ill try my luck again

How much does the hydra set you back?

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>>168909367
Do the Humane Labs set ups it costs 3mill
>119
>Hasn't done Humane Labs
Curious how many of the heists have you done?

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Perfect

>>168909035
>win $10mil car in race
>previous owner proceeds to smash it with a bat
>shortly after some guys come and spray it down with SMGs in order to get it back for their dead friend

>>168909808

Barely any PS4 is dead. See post above yours for the rest of the story

>>168908320
>plebebian, contrarian, patrician
>not looks, wancos roof and shitter tower

>>168908975
>not seeing what he did
YOU lack the humor.

>>168909795
How does one ruin a Fleeca heist? That's the most shitterproof heist in the game, including the SP ones.

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>>168910336

>Assuming its a he

Check your privilege shitlord

>>168909870
So that's how you're supposed to do it, usually takes me like 50 tries to get the speed right.

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GTA online is the heist game I've been looking, all these years wasted.

Only played 2-3 hours so far and have yet to complete a heist, they pretty tough. Or maybe it's because I keep joining level 60 people heist missions.

Anyone know where in clothing stores to look for wristbands? Wearing one from character I want to get off or change.

>>168910570

>be doing fleeca heist
>shitter accidentally bails en route twice
>gets run over and dies on both occasions.

Restart

>shitter sets off explosives inside the bank and kills himself

After a day of wasted heists and similar shittery I gave it up as bad joke

>>168910570
I still remember when I first tried hosting that and the random started driving up a cliff instead of following the marked route along the highway.

>>168910878
>look for wristbands

Pretty sure it's an accessory, check the glass display table to the right of the counter in the high end store.

>>168911374
>>168910887

Fucking randumbs

What do they mean by this?

>>168910878
Look for Accessories at a clothing store.

Also, you can use the Style section in your Interaction Menu to change it on-the-fly.

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Ok so I finally got 10 million, what should I buy next?

Already have office, vehicle warehouse, MC, and Buzzard

>>168911836

Phantom wedge

For science

>>168909035
>steal a stirling gt
>they send 8 buzzards after me
>i destroy 6
hmm

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>>168911675
>>168911729
Cheers, will look for that.

Anyone know if a guy helps you with getaway after robbing a store if he will automatically get a cut and get the cops after him too?

>>168912000
Read that the freeroam one actually takes damage from car collisions and dies after a few minutes of plowing through traffic. Can anyone confirm this?

>>168913108
Read this as well
Fucking dropped

>>168913108

This had better not be true its next on my bucket list

>>168913093
I think you can share money from last "job" in the M menu

>>168913108
>>168913297
>>168913534
From Warstock:
>Every trucker's been there: you've held down your air horn for ten minutes straight, and still the solar-powered eco-cart in front of you is sticking to the speed limit. Thanks to the Phantom, their reign of tyranny ends where your 20-foot, easy-wipe steel wedge begins. Let freedom ring.

>Note, the production model of this vehicle has reduced reinforcement.

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>>168913108
This is true. For the Wedge as well as pic related
The armored boxville, however, does not die

Pretty spooked by how nice people are in online. Imagined it being total Syria but everyone is just doing missions, racing and offering rides.
Very nice.

>>168913918

Well whats the fucking point then? Does rockstar hate fun?

I mean, I wasnt expecting it to be godmode or anything but if.it can barely do a haulage mission then whats the point

>>168912116
>source a car
>its a low-tier one
>its moving out on a boat
nope,im out *alt+f4*

>>168914380
W-what version of GTAO are you playing?

>>168914380
Are you playing a different game?

>>168914896
>>168914950
Could it be because of EU server?

>>168914380

Once in a blue moon you get those lobbies that aren't full of underage tryhards. You got lucky. Next session you'll be in this thread greentexting your shitter woes

hey what is up guys my name is ____ and today im going to be showing you ____ in grand theft auto v. before i begin make sure you hit that like button and if you havent already subscribe for more videos

>>168915001
there are no servers

>>168915570
there so much clickbait garage on youtube about gta5 that half the time i cant even find what im looking for

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>>168915784
Are we playing LAN then?

>>168915570
>queue D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS INTRO with WHACKY FONT

>>168915570
>what's going on guys, my name is ______ and welcome to another grand theft auto five video. In today's video I will be showing you ______.

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>>168915570
>>168916040
>open video
>watch 5 seconds
>yfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX1UzE0Ltg4

>>168915825
I watched a video on the lowrider Minivan just to see its customization options and it was the cringiest shit ever. Like how hard is it to showcase a car and not be a huge dweeb about it, really?

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>"You have received $2000 for continued good behaviour!"

What if...
listen...
what if...
just hear me out okay...
listen...
what if R* increased this payout every X amount of minutes and reset it once you kill someone or destroy someone's vehicle/cargo/supply/product?
(While only increasing if the player is doing missions instead afk'ing)

>>168915570
>>168915825
I have had good luck with GTA Series Videos when hunting for content on YouTube. No gaudy intro or voiceovers, just a simple video scrolling through whatever clothes or car mods the video covers. The only possibly offensive thing about them is the cheesy techno background music.

>level 12
>doing fleeca scope out
>everyone leaves when they play it
how do i actually finish this heist?

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>>168916153

>>168915825
>youtubers make it their mission to put out a video for each new car that releases
>but finding one that shows the modifications or tells you what it's like to drive is impossible

You think someone would realise the market being left untapped here.
The joke is that someone probably has but they get buried by all the airport drag races or simply don't cover half the cars.

How many different heists are there in online?

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>>168916153
First time I heard that my face was almost quite literally this

>>168916731
5

>>168916694
EKDrifter is a comfy channel, if you can handle his accent

>>168915983
gta uses a P2P system

xth for fuck you pat and eddie

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>>168916518
Do it with /gtag/.
I suggest getting picked up by a CEO and doing VIP work in the meantime, then do Heists if you really want to.

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Debate my choices, c'mon.

>>168916402
im checking them out now. thanks theyre way more easier to watch

>>168916694
>but finding one that ... tells you what it's like to drive is impossible

Argh, this. I don't care about its lap time or top speed, I want to know what a car feels like and what its nuances and quirks are.

>>168917364
>muh family

>>168918090
>muh BRAAAAAD

>>168915570
>>168915825
>>168916040
>>168916694
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8kxEc1oZKpfhxvwKovXFMQ
there's an intro to say the least on his older videos, but he isn't just 10 min clickbait garbage

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>>168917364
>breeding 2 degenerates with too much money on their hands

>>168919052
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLkdQyIheyeuO9lzDUV-iw

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https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/realistic-driving-v
>watching the demonstration videos

>>168919318
>realistic-driving
Where's my realistic bullet damage mod? Or my realistic wanted levels mod? Or my realism isn't fun or good in video games and that's why IV was bad mod?

>>168915570
>>168915825
>>168916040
>>168916694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPB80vKC0A8
This is what you're looking for

>>168920024
Gee i wonder how he got so much money...

>>168908424
Purging the world of hoods one by one.

>Italian Mafia
>Chinese Triads
>Japanese Yakuza
>Colombian Cartel
>Puerto-Rican Diablos
>Jamaican Yardies
>Red Jacks & Purple Nines

Why does GTA III have so many gangs?

GTA ps4 is dead as fuck so...

>finally get one heist with 4 members
>all high level
>someone dies
>everyone instantly rage quits

This is why im a level 119 and only done one heist. Fuck sakes. Back to special vehicle cargos then

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tfw R* will never fix this

>>168921143
This is why I like the /gtag/ PC crew

Can do stuff comfortably and share laughs at the same time.

>>168921143

Im lucky to catch 3 gtag members on ps4 at any one time

Sessions with them are awesome but theyre always busy doing their own thing like me