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>When does Season 3 end?
February 21st.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes coming
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
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1st for "Genji"
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First for ending my suffering.
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Hey I'm bored let's have "that" discussion again.

Post:
>Characters you want to be LGBT
>Character you DON'T want to be LGBT
>Character you think will get revealed as LGBT
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>>168826931
Gameplay fags are asleep, post ships
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>>168826931
>Reinhardt has no bad skins infact every skin is 10/10
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>168827145
>don't give a shit, it doesn't affect me
>don't give a shit it doesn't affect me
>hopefully no one because it's a waste of time
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>>168827145
>>Characters you want to be LGBT
don't care.
>>Character you DON'T want to be LGBT
Mercy, Sombra, Lucio, and Junkrat
>>Character you think will get revealed as LGBT
Hanzo, Genji, or McCree.
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>>168827064
Hanzo wanna be like his big brother when he grows up.
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>Comp players playing like it's QP
>QP players playing like it's Comp
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What's with this game and bullies?
it seems like the average player is some edgy 12 year old who wants to rub everything in everyone's face and be as nasty as possible
what happened to manners in games?
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>>168826931
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>168827242
The Chinese one was pretty terrible tbqh
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Jacks kid.
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>>168827348
cunts gonna cunt
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>>168827253
>There are literal nine year olds in this thread
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>>168826931
>that bleu
Absolute perfection concentrated into one form.
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>>168827242
>all the new ones clip
So fucking mad about that.
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>zen gets stuck
>he ults, charges into his team and the bomb kills 3 people
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>>168827253
Thanks for taking the time to clip your first headshot.
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>>168827443
It's obviously a shitty joke name, anon.
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>>168827253
https://clyp.it/cnl2e2ze
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Post friendships
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>>168827386
Please don't get the fujos started.
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>>168827507
Zens don't seem to get that only he gets invincibility. Doesn't help against bomb ults.
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Brown perfection.
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>competitve diamond
>it's a 'stuck with the Junkrat main who has 135 hours on him and 20 minutes on everything else who refuses to change even though there's a Pharah raping us' episode
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>>168827145
>Characters you want to be LGBT
Tracer, Junkrat, Mercy, Sombra

>Character you DON'T want to be LGBT
Widowmaker, Pharah, Roadhog, 76, Ana, D.Va, Reaper, Reinhardt, Zarya

>Character you think will get revealed as LGBT
Tracer looked so lez the moment they announced her that there was no surprise when it became official, Junkrat, Pharah, Zarya
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>>168817885
Getting behind enemies but failing to capitalize because I take to long to pick someone off.
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>>168827649
>psychopaths
>knowing anything about friendship
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>>168827145
you
everyone else
you

Enjoy misery
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>>168827758
>>168827507
am i the only one who thinks that tracer should be immune to her ult like dva is
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Hana pleases old men for buffs.
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Tell me about trivial, inconsequential shit that pisses you off nonetheless.
I'm still mad that fucking Roadhog got a pirate themed skin instead of Junkrat. He already has a peg leg and calls people mate for fucks sake.
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>>168827749
I can't stop myself.
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Is Roadhog useless on PTR now?
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>>168827145
>i'm bored
Why don't you give suicide a second chance, Tumblr?
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>>168827145

>an equal percentage to the US population
>same as above
>too many
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>>168827637
So you're sayong there's an AI, RIGHT NOW, that is smarter than the players I get pitted with?

Sign me up.
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>>168828264
>Getting this triggered

:^) lol!
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>>168827145
>Bastion. he's a tranny. (actual answer: don't care)
>McCree, Soldier 76, D.va
>McCree and/or because McHanzo is the biggest fujo circlejerk, next to Reaper76, and Blizzard is a fucking whore. Gonna be one of those ships.
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>>168828242
You really have to be careful when walking up on him, while you're safer as a tank when you get hooked now, 200 health heroes approaching him are more liable to be killed without the hook even coming into play, due to reduced spread.
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>>168827974
Junkrat and Roadhog's friendship is pure, anon! They know more about it than you might think!
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>>168828345
>Tumblr talking about others getting triggered
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It's my birthday, in commemoration, i decided to do comp matches

First one down, it was a very intense draw.
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>>168827386
Invisible child then?
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>>168827145
>Characters you want to be LGBT
Mei
>Character you DON'T want to be LGBT
Zarya
>Character you think will get revealed as LGBT
The one who dresses like a member of the Village People
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>>168827849
You just know that morons like that were boosted by playing with competent teammates and are soloqing for the salt.

There needs to be a solo-q only option. It'd exclude 99% of mouthbreathing retards that rely on teammates to boost them past Plat and subsequently ruin games in solo-q.
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How do you stop people who aren't interested in playing competitively from playing competitive mode?
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>>168827175
All these ships are dumb
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>Mei coming behind us.
>That mei is still there, watch out.
>Please literally anyone just shoot her before she starts freezing us, i cant turn around or you die.
>[Dead silence from comms intensifies]
Being reinhardt in platinum is suffering, mei can also be replaced by roadhog, although at this point i've been forced to suffer his existance on my flank, try to predict hooks and flick my shield around for that half of a second.
Why the hell is competitive the only game mode where people actually play the fucking game with half a brain.
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>>168827443
>2008 was 8-9 years ago

.................. N-No... I don't believe it...
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>>168828485
waste of best amari
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>start playing sym in qp
>discover the joy of teleing people off cliffs
>begin the round reking shit, everyone thinks I'll carry/not be a shit sym
>set the telelols
>only people getting mad are silvers and low golds, plat+ players all laugh when they die
>"FUCKING TROLL SYM FUCK YOU, YOU SUCK"
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The chocolate lines go in on the 21st!
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>>168828671
Are you 12?
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>>168828671
Epic /b/ro, epic troll for the win!
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Who Mystery Heroes master race here?
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>>168828242
>Effective one-hit KO range extended as M1 spread is smaller
>Rightclick is now an instagib with a much greater range tolerance
>Hook3.0 is a modest nerf when hooking tanks, otherwise business as usual 1-shotting squishies
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>>168828801
>>168828776
>t.golds
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>>168828728
How do you know?
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>>168827145
>Characters you want to be LGBT
Don't really care
>Character you DON'T want to be LGBT
Junkrat and Zarya
>Character you think will get revealed as LGBT
Lucio or Reinhardt. I think a case could be made for McCree or Hanzo as well, or they might make Genji bi.

>>168828728
That's a full week after Valentine's Day. I don't think they're going to be put in at this point.
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>>168828614
Best amari is never a waste.
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>>168828905
I suppose you make a good point

if i was actually tumblr though don't you think i would just post there instead, tumblr is shitty and boring
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>>168828890
We're getting an update on the 21st. It's the best guess.

>>168828902
They put the resolution lines in late too.
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>>168828569
Verbal abuse
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>>168828516
I don't see Torbs kids listed on there.
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>>168828242
Now Roadhog just M2 first then the hook combo.
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>>168829030
But that was because it was the same day that the Christmas event ended. Wouldn't it make more sense to put in the Valentine's Day lines on Valentine's Day, since they were switching off Chinese New Year?
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>>168827649
not friends yet but they are working on it
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>>168828569
Tell them they suck. You're going to lose the match anyway so just tilt them while you're at it.
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>>168827414
yeah, but what is it about this game that attracts them more than, say, tf2, or Dota, or Quake?
there seem to be a lot more rowdy, meme-spewing, nasty kids in this game compared to others
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I cant decide who is best girl between Amélie and Fareeha. Help me
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The flaws of this game are becoming obvious over time. I think i'm losing interest.

*very bad map design full of dumb funnels and pointless buildings, most maps are ugly. All the light fixtures on every map are excessively bright (looking at a simple floor light on Gibraltor adds a giant blinding bloom effect to your entire screen) There are no excellent maps, just mediocre ones. The # of total maps is low. Even if you have a favorite map, you can't choose to play it when you want to (not even in quickplay).

*Typical Blizzard balance where everyone takes turns being OP while the other heroes are useless. Entire class of heroes (Defense) are bad. The driving concept behind the game was "MOBA FPS where you change heroes to counter enemies on the fly." What we have today is "pick from the top 8 heroes, every composition is static and unchanging. 6 of the top 8 heroes have no counter so switching your hero in response to the enemy is pointless."

*Visual clutter. Why does the entire UI shake excessively when you land from a 4 inch jump? Why does every ultimate ability create bloom on your entire screen? There are too many colors and needless flashing lights jumping around your screen at any given moment.

*The game is mechanically bad. The hitboxes are laughably huge (so huge that most characters' hitboxes extend a half head width to the left and right of their actual head). 20 ticks meme. Favor the shooter is fucking assgarbage. Only 2 out of 6 players get to have fun, the other 4 players are there to make sure those 2 players get to have without dying.

*There are only 2 game modes: assault a point/payload or king of the hill. You can't choose what you want to play either.

I bought this game on the premise that blizzard would improve it.
Now blizzard isn't delivering. Reddit is forcing the game to be "PICK UR FAV ' ' ' M A I N ' ' ' AND PLAY ONLY THAT HERO" instead of the "change around" game it was supposed to be.
I'm close to just quitting. It's not fun anymore.
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>>168829080
>listing every single child and his wife when they aren't even an impact on his work

Hmmm

There is also a chance Bridgette could be his daughter and the rest of his family could be connected through her. I don't think its likely but again Jack having a kid is just as unlikely.
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>>168829337
Fareeha. She will do anal because she doesn't want her hymen broken. She wants to protect her purity.
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>>168829312
It's a casual game modeled after a MOBA, retard.
If you think this is bad try playing dota. At least everyone who plays this game is HUMAN. In dota you have to deal with fucking russian/brazillian/portugese/peruvian fucking monkeys in every lobby. No, this is not a /pol/ rant, it is straight up fact. If you are not racist then I challenge you to play 1,000 lobbies of dota 2 and tell me that peruvians are human beings. It is not fucking possible.
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>>168827649
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>>168829337
Both
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>>168829465
Do you guys really think he was a monk his entire life? Also Soldier 76 is a really cold character. He doesn't really care about a lot of people anymore. Other than Ana and the occasional child that he rescues. That person in the photo has to be his kid.
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Game needs more Omnic characters.

Athena and one of these guys when?
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>>168827145
want = pharah, zarya, mei, dva, or soldier, reaper
dont want = MERCY. fucking hate her an if shes my 2nd lesbian ill die. hanzo same reason.
predictions = junk/hog or, slight possibility, reaper76 will be. or maybe something random like rein has a husband, idk? i doubt zarya will be gay, because straight people think it's "progressive" to make butch women straight, for some reason.
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>>168824329
What if I'm only toxic in QP/Arcade?

I solo que in comp. So it could be relevant..
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>>168829580
>civil, helpful fluent english speaker BR with no shitty accent
>people will hate you anyway once you reveal you're BR because we're mostly all shit
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Junkrat will be revealed to be Bi, dude's running on limited time with that massive bounty on his head and he knows it, so to him any hole's a goal.
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>>168829490
She'll let you take it because she loves you that much.
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>>168824414
I said emote, not highlight intro anon.
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>>168829945
Do you think he even cares all that much about sex? He seems to be pretty happy just making things explode.
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>>168829701
>That person in the photo has to be his kid.
You're forgetting he was likely a hard ass and he didn't care about much other than his responsibility and his work.

And 76 isn't the type to have a child and abandon it. Just like he has an affinity for being a role model and helping children he'd do the same for his own child.

>but Ana abandoned hers!
Pharah was already an adult and she likely had her father. Ana also made a commitment to contact her family first when she went out of hiding. You're suggesting 76 is a dead beat dad. In fact you're making plenty of assumptions that are out of character.

What happened to the fact that 76 brought up a lot of young recruits and took them under his wing? We know that's canon. So why isn't it one of those recruits? Why not a surrogate son he was a role model for? How is that not more likely than a biological son?
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>>168829686
Impossible
>>168829976
This claim convinced me almost completely
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>>168829769
>sentry bot
>you're controlling 1 of 5 bots who concentrate fire and huddle around you in a group
>shift allows you to switch over to another bot in a cycle, get a healthbar for each
>100 armor each, no health
>health packs restore bots with excess healing
>150 DPS for each bot
>ult calls for an orbital drop that gives you 5 more bots that don't come back once they're destroyed
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>>168829929
Brazillians are not that bad. It's peruvians that are terrible.
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>>168830220
This makes sense actually

The boy could be one of the victims, maybe from when the Swiss HQ blew up

Reaper was also looking at a family in the comic
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>>168828048
>tracer can now hug people while they're stuck and shoot them for maximum damage
You don't want this. Trust me.
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>>168827386
>it's revealed he canon had a wife and Reyes killed her
>son is the new Doomfist
>yfw all the fag tears
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>>168830604
it won't happen lol
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>>168830375
Peruvians are fucking retards, they believe in witchcraft and eat straw.
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>>168830609
Ok that's it, thank you
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>>168830398
Right now the HQ incident only lists Morrison and Reyes as the only causalities unless Chu decides to add more which he could since he's worded in a way to allow that exception.

It's just as likely that person is alive as they are dead. But I do firmly believe there is some connection between that photograph and the family Reaper is looking at. I don't think they have any biological connection to either Jack or Gabe but there is some kind of connection there.
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>>168826095
I find statfags are a bad type of 'cancer' - and I hate to use that word - because they often have no idea what they're talking about beyond citing how many medals they have and what they're for. My 2000 sr friend never shuts up when I play quick play with him about how he has gold eliminations or gold damage and is constantly asking me if I have gold elims, damage and if so, what they are. Players who mouth off in chat about playing Hanzo and having gold damage are annoying too; that's great that you have good damage output on a difficult to play hero, however the heros effectiveness is diminished if his purpose is to pick off key targets to allow a push in, if you make the pick and your team doesn't push.

Anyway on Lucio, I tend to find that I'll put on speed if people don't need healing, as in we're moving somewhere, and I'll Amp Speed if I'm escorting someone to make a pick, or if we want to imitate. I often find that people around my SR are cowards and are too scared to do anything vaguely risky unless you force them to do so, like nanoboosting a tank to get in there, or shouting at them over mic 'Go in' and using Amp Speed.
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>>168830757
It's going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it anon.
Mercy x Genji is also canon and Junkrat will die alone.
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>>168827386
He's supposed to have white hair in that photo, right? Guess he had to be up to something in the six years since people thought he was dead.
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>>168829580
I didn't get this level of cancer even in NA 2k dota
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>>168830806
Maybe some young hot shot agent that both Jack and Gabe took a liking too, who got killed in action years ago under Jack's command?

Like I get that Jack is supposed to be the super serious "There's always gonna be casualties" type but still, something like that will always effect you.
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>>168830983
>Mercy x Genji is also canon

you know I would rather have it this way right

but your shitty fanfic scenario won't happen lol
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>>168827386
>>168827386
The person on right looks like they have a half-shaved head.

I don't know why, but it somewhat reminds me of the dude on the most left in pic related.
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>>168831131
Bastion x Roadhog is canon too
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>>168831220
now you're just stating the obvious anon
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>>168831000
His hair went white before Overwatch was disbanded/blown up. Read "Legacy".

That could also not be Jack at all, in the photo.
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>>168830983
N-no! You can say what you like about 76 and Gency, anon, but even if nobody else likes Junkrat he's still got me! I'll always love him!
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>>168831191
Why is it in sepia-tone if they're in the future
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>>168831356
its the past in the future
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>>168831356
I don't know why I laughed at this.
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>>168831356
That pic is from a video where part of it is sepia-toned, I think.

Probably overall just for ~"AESTHETIC"~.
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>>168830805
You are welcome.
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>>168831191
I hope they don't add that black
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Aren't you guys bored with this game yet
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>50 matches of "All Brawls"
>Not a single Total Mayham

I'm convinced this is a joke.
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>>168829929
I'm BR and I rarely use mic. People use it most of the time to shit on each other only anyway.
I made it to Master without using it, so it's alright.
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>>168831586
>Meet Overwatch's newest hero: Bob Johnson!
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>>168831440
Future past.
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>tfw no stats for Arcade modes
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>>168830220
The context of when this photo is being looked at matters too. This is the holidays. That is the time of year you think about family. Also Ana has a picture of her kid that she looks at all times as well. And this isn't out of character for him. Maybe he was too busy to raise the kid much like Ana was with Fareeha. And I don't think he is a dead beat dad. Odds are the kid is already grown up based on how old the photo is. Being wanted by the US government is probably preventing him from contacting his kid.
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Birthdaycomp round 2

get game in numbani, 4 man team on my side.

They throw the game away on purpose.

Lose SR and cant do anything about it.
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>>168831764
his kid is doomfist anon it's canon now that's why 76 is a grumpy-gus because his best friend killed his wife, became a ghost, and part-time employed by his evil large-fisted son
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>>168831332
Still blonde in Legacy
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>>168831942
That's tragic anon
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>>168830609
>deleted
wat
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>>168831654
server browser can't cum soon enough
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>>168832037
Huh. That's odd. I confused it. You're right though.
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>>168832136
Will anyone want to play instagib matches?
I loved the mode in UT and think it could be pretty fun in OW.
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>people creaming themselves over Bastion changes
>Soldier still shreds him
>Reaper still shreds him
>Tracer still shreds him
>Roadhog still hooks and OHKOs him
>Genji still reflects and shreds him
>D. Va still eats his bullets
>Zenyatta Discord removes his damage reduction
>still as weak and vulnerable in Config Mode as ever
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>>168832274
Ana only instagib, no abilities?
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THE WOOF!
HUNTS FOR ITS PREY!!!
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>>168832274
tfw bastion is the only character that even remotely "gibs" in this game
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>>168832409
Lucio only
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>>168832369
When he had headshots he could kill Roadhog so it HAD to be changed.
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>>168832369
>idiots still treat game balance as though 1v1s exist
>what is reins shield
>what is mercy
>what is ana
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>>168832369
>still as weak and vulnerable in Config Mode as ever

Yeah, no, that's retarded.
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>>168832136

custom game browser is going to ruin this game because fuck all people are going to play the regular game mode
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What are you watching while playing the game /owg/?
If I'm in comp, I'll put some tv show I've already seen.
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>>168832596
>relying on team mates in the game with the stupidest playerbase in history
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>>168832037
>Jack's face

Holy shit
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>>168832779
I'll usually listen to a podcast while playing.
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>>168831551
100% perfect.
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>>168829376
After 300 levels I'm starting to feel the same. I like the idea of the server browser but I don't know if the small team size will still prevent some good communities from forming or not but I guess we'll find out soon enough.
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>>168826931
>main zenyatta and McCree
>play mei for fun
>get diamond

holy fuck, headshotting junk nigger and blue from across the map has never been so much fun.
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>>168832779
I can't watch or listen to anything other than the game when I'm playing.

I also find eating while playing games weird though
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>>168831764
And you forget that Overwatch had been refereed to as a family in several ways by multiple characters. A family doesn't have to be biological.
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Walk up to the payload and see this, what do?
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>>168829337
Fareeha
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>>168833080
Tracer thinks of Winston as a brother at this point and it's probably safe to call them not related
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>>168832758
It'll mostly depend on they balance the incentives
If QP starts to suffer they'll probably just boost the EXP earned in it or kneecap the custom games'
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>>168833236
xD
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I want to improve as Sombra. she's really fun okay. Who do I hack and who do I avoid hacking?

So far I have as "must hacks" (aka heroes that will be ult fodder to me and my team if they're ok): Tracer, Genji, Reaper, Sombra, Mei, Bastion, D.va, Roadhog, Rein, Zarya, Winston

Avoid hacking: 76, Sym, Pharah, Junkrat, ???
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who /top 500 player stuck in silver/ here?
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>>168833759
If you squint the top 500 icon looks silver with some lightning
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>>168833265
This.
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>>168833287
The point is Overwatch is a family. Biological or not. And in current time that family is severed for multiple reasons. The objective of the plot is to bring that team back together again to fight in the second omnic crisis as foreshadowed by Winston's "I have a good feeling about next year". This year's christmas will have more of the cast back together again.

It's more likely its a recruit that looked up to Jack than his own son.
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>>168833590

Hacking Dva, Hog and Tracer are the only ones I really focus on if I can.

Most of my sombra gameplay puts me behind their lines killing healers, snipers and assorted pickoffs while keeping their health packs hacked. Hacking heroes outside of EMP is pretty secondary except if you happen to be coming up behind an engaged hog/dva etc.

If you do manage to happen to hack a hog or dva though, don't just run away. Your gun fucking melts them because they are big enough your spread doesn't miss them. You can easily kill them during hack duration.
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>>168832983
It really needs to be 8 v 8.
I wouldn't even mind 12 v 12.
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>>168833590

For the most part:

>Avoid hacking: Heroes

>Hack: Healthpacks

The only exception is for tanks realistically. Heroes like Roadhog and Rein and Dva whom you are majorly fucking up by hacking. Or say a Mercy when your team is going ham and you wanna prevent an ult
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No content.
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>>168834384
they explain the logic behind 6 v 6
it makes perfect sense
people still want their shit because regardless how little sense it makes
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>keeping facing off against hanzo/widow
Well I guess its time to go bananas
>team also has Hog/Zen or Ana
Oh well I guess we'll just have to deal then
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>>168832779
I want to smell D.Va's used shorts after a 24 hour stream.
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>>168834384
I want the game tombe 12vs12 but im honestly not sure the game can take it.
It would probably hit 20fps and cause mass crashing.
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Why is Mei so lewd?

>[upon ulting] Don't you... push it up!
>[upon respawning] Everybody is cumming on meee!!

I'm 2 games into her, does she have any other lewd voice lines?
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>flanking as reaper
>Ana in very back of team turns randomly, sees me, and sleeps
>scurries back to her team
>flank failed
>still sleeping
>team member of Ana starts waddling back towards me
>what
>continue to watch them move slowly towards me
>no speed boost
>no mobility moves
>just walking
>kills me befor eI can wake up

ANA SLEEP DART
FROM 6 SECONDS TO 3 SECONDS

JESUS CHRIST BLIZZARD ITS NOT HARD TO BALANCE YOUR GAME
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>>168834650
It's because 6 v 6 is small and you're more likely to lose because of how fucking awful your stupid piece of shit team mates are rather than how stupid and awful you are.
8v8 leaves room for a dependable and working team even if the majority of it is made of no-brain dipshits which would benefit the game much better because the vast majority of the playerbase are no-brain dipshits.

Also I'd ignore literally any attempted justification Blizzard makes about their games since their balancing all the way back to WoW has been so abysmal I'm forced to conclude their entire staff is nothing but retards that they were forced to hire due to some early tax-related affirmative action mishap.
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>>168835076
>every line makes Mei sound more like a slut
So that's why Junkrat likes her.
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>>168835281
dude its a skillshot with a tiny hitbox, stop being a shitter
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is Mercy good for anything except porn?
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>>168835281
Sleep dart is cancer.
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>>168835473
DO NOT TOUCH FAREEHA
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>>168835473
making my dick hard
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>>168835465
>'skill' shot

Yeah, thats like saying shooting in a straight line is a skill shot.
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>>168835465
t. hanzo shitter who thinks he's hot shit
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>>168835613
>has never played ana
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>>168835313
If your team mates are shit how is having 2 more of them going to help matter since they will likely be just as shit?

And this is ignoring the Roadhog in the room: ALL maps were designed with 6 v 6 in mind. They will be a clusterfuck if they released 8 v 8 on them which is why it won't happen (maybe in custom games only)
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>>168835465
>its a skillshot
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>>168835613
It only has to get close to a heroes hitbox from what I can tell to cause sleep.
Its not really a skillshot at all. Theres a huge number of anas I play with who have 100% acc with it from anywhere on the map.
Im honestly suspicious of hacks because of some games where ive seen anas always dart an ult in half a second repeatedly.
Or macroed a keybind to attack+sleepdart, nade+sleepdart.
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>>168835829
>is having 2 more of them going to help matter
Better odds that they won't be.

All maps are trash even with 6v6 and you cannot deny this no matter what God you pray to.
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>>168833590
Avoid hacking McCree as his Peacemaker can fuck you up regardless.
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>party invite
>"dude queue with us"
>"uh okay"
>join pary
>it's a six stack
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>>168833590
you can get underneath pharah to hack her which greatly reduces her aerial ability (she can still hover but cannot use the jump which keeps her low enough for you to kill her
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>>168834436
I hack health packs plenty, but I think hacking the occasional hero when the opportunity presents itself could equate to an easy kill/kill assist
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>>168834796
I don't get it
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>>168836038
Bigger team sizes might offset a leaver/shitter or two.
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>>168836038
>Better odds that they won't be.
How do you even get to that?
6 players - most of them are shit
2 more - probably good
How does that even make sense?

>All maps are trash even with 6v6 and you cannot deny this no matter what God you pray to.
If you think all maps are trash even with 6 v 6 then frankly you should quit the game alltogether. Sounds like you hate it.
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>live with gf
>open toilet
>big turd
>no paper
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>>168835392
>>168835076
You virgins need to get laid
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>>168836369
>>168835829
>>168835473
Cease.
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>>168836369
>layers - most of them are shit
>2 more - probably good
>How does that even make sense?
It's called mathematics, anon.
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>>168836502
>imagine the first overwatch real dolls
Oh god bleu im commin!
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>>168836369
why is widow manspreading
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>>168835281
Would three seconds be enough to mitigate some of the longer ultimates
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>>168836295

Theres not much point when your gun does 160 dps

That could be a dead hero in the time it took you to hack them if you just shoot the 200 hp target instead
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Friendly reminder, if you are stacking more than 2 and less than 6 you are the cancer killing match making. 3-5 stacks do nothing but shit up games.
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>WARÍHUM QUWITAK!
>wheezing and laughing ensue

>APAGANDO LAS LUCES!

Is there anything more satisfying than denying these two their team wipe?
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>>168836742
So...Genji ult and countering Ana ult

Every other ult is either ended instantly or un-dartable.
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>>168836502
>painted red nails
>cutie voice
>says things like" everybody is cumming om meee!!!"

not going to lie senpai, playing Mei gets me rock hard.
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>>168836748
actually sombra has a better total dps than tracer

she can maintain firing for 4 seconds while tracer can only maintain firing for 1 second, in the same time it takes sombra to fire a full mag tracer can only manage 2 and also has worse spread than sombra
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>>168836832
>4-5 stack pick 3 offense+sniper/obligatory junkrat
>just play Hog or Mei and collect FREE 5 golds

Once I realized never to heal outside anything bigger then a 3 stack my enjoyable experiences in this game increased greatly.
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>>168836854
when dva ults and the meka lands in front of shielded rein and you emp in time destroying the barrier and getting a teamkill

same thing with riptire
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>>168836996
>also has worse spread than sombra

This meme again.
Look m8, I love playing Sombra but that is just not true. No one has a worse spread than Sombra.
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>>168836880
Tactical Visor is six seconds
Configuration: Tank is eight seconds
Primal Rage is ten seconds
Molten Core is twelve seconds

Admittedly the chances of seeing some of these can be remote in higher level play but who knows what the meta will look like down the road
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>playing rein
>enemy tracer is bein annoying around me
>I randomly swing and kill her with a lucky hit
>Tracer player starts sperging about how I'm using an aimbot

I mean, people have accused me of weirder things, but still.
>>
Are any of these custom games actually fun
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>>168836832
>oh hey guy lets do this if 3 of us team we will make up for our crappy skill. "lol yeah."
>is it alright if kyle joins his connection is really bad though he might drop out
>s-sure
>his gf also play shes a widowmain
>s-sure
>brad wants to join hes a 500hr hanzo main
>o-ok
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What's with the culture of being a fucking coward in this game?
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>>168837415
Explain.
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>>168837415
Culture of fps players obsessing over K:D ratios
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>>168837389
Subract one from that 3 so its a 5 stack story. Thats pretty much what happens when you get hit with a 5 stack.
They are most likely kids too.
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>>168837415
dying means youre down for 12 seconds plus another 20 seconds to walk back into the fight, theres a reason teleporter and speed boost are among the most game breaking abilities in the game
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>>168837379

ana paintball
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>>168837087
>>168836996
I think tracer's speed/abilities (blink lets her get close to enemies, then blink away, recall lets her get to safety and regain health) makes her better at getting close to targets, allowing her to hit more bullets, while Sombra's playstyle (the stealth gets instantly removed when she takes any damage and teleporting is a pain to set up and takes ages) kind of encourages her to hang around and shoot from a distance, which leads to her not hitting anything
If you hold down M1 at a roadhog at point blank range i think sombra would deal more damage overall
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>>168837415
Moba culture contamination. Moba logic is to be a huge coward the entire game.
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>>168836996

>she can maintain firing for 4 seconds while tracer can only maintain firing for 1 second

Why do you say just straight wrong shit?

Sombra fires 20 a second out of 60, so 3 seconds with a 1.5 second reload and 160 dps
Tracer first 20 a second out of 40, so 2 seconds with a 1 second reload and 240 dps.

Tracer does much more dps, with a shorter reload time. There is no hero with enough health that would cause a tracer/sombra to fire long enough for the half a second difference (1 second more firing with half a second longer reloading) to make up nearly 100 dps.
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>>168837379
ana paintball CTF
(instakill, ana only, no biotic grenades)

some (but only some) boss battles

cuh-razy 500% stats / no cooldowns are not very fun.
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>>168837087
Sombra doesnt have bad spread. She has an effective range just like reaper and tracer.
Reaper has the worst spread in the game.
Sombras effective range is something like double Tracers. Which the effectiveness is doubled at that range on tank targets.

You know who has shit falloff and spread? Soldier.
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>>168837626
Sombra works so much better in tandem with other players. She's not suited to lone wolfing or fair 1v1 fights. People fail to understand this.
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>>168837476
Not him
People scared to do anything until someone forces you to (via nanoboost or initiation e.g earthshatter, graviton). See >>168830825
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>>168837921
Pretty much the same as Tracer they both work well as dmg parasites riding behind the team.
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>>168837818
I've seen a boss battle that had a nice mix of bosses to choose from and they clearly spent a lot of time trying to balance each hero as much as possible. I look forward to the custom games where people put in actual effort and not just LOL MAX SPEED MAX HEALTH 1HIT REINHARDT BOSS.
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>>168837626
youre playing her wrong, the invis is to help you get into a good position behind an enemy, you should always have your translocator down on a a hacked healthpack and the minute things get ugly you get out of the engagement, keep at least 3 healthpacks hacked to keep their flankers down

sombra brings a huge amount of utility more so than a tracer can, its just that the game isnt developed enough for people to realise this yet, a sombra can make any flanker's live a misery
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Any ideas on Sombra's next event skin?
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>>168838029
This is pretty much every character in the game
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>>168838108
Swimsuit
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>30sr away from diamond
>been losing for about 4 days straight

im now at 2300. am i shit at this game or is it my fault i keep getting matched up with shitters and leavers
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>>168838108
bunny outfit for easter event
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>71% win rate with Lucio across 50 games
>next highest win rate is 52% with Ana

WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>168838108
Can't guess until we know what the next even is. If Mardi Gras were a thing it would've been perfect for her.
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>>168838259

It means games go better when you you let other people do important things.
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bleu
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>>168838063
Yeah
I remember playing as a Widowmaker boss; It was incredible.

She only did 30% more damage than usual, but had really high speed and no cooldown on the grappling hook, so you could escape like fuckin spiderman

She got really fast ult charge so it was like playing as the fucking predator.

Zenyatta's lack of a movement noise made him a great stealth boss too
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>>168838413
Making a silly face
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>>168838218
Pray to fuck you win
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>>168838259
maybe you switch to lucio when you're winning a lot

symmettra has a huge win rate because people always switch off her when they lose the first point
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>>168838654
i have a 64% wr on symmetra maining her for 170 games
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>watching my brother play his gold matches
>soldier gets on the mic
>says Winston that's a real autistic pick
>Using all ow slang and terminology while dying every 20 seconds
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>>168838654
>highest winrate is Hanzo at 75%
Literally played him 4 times
>lowest win rate on a hero I play a lot is Lucio with 45%
I just go to him in the losing games after the other healers have either quit or rage swapped to widow or something
>>
Is Genji the hero with the biggest gap between good players and shit players?
I swear, I often see enemy Genjis who just die pitifully all the time, while the good ones are a tremendous pain in the ass, constantly picking support heroes and killing at least 3 people when they ult.
>>
who else aside from reaper counters roadhog, i ask because im really bad at reaper
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>>168838913
>that edit
>>
>the Ana pick thats clearly a sniper main who doesn't want to get called out for not picking a healer
>get gold healing as 76
>ally Reinhardt loses a 1v1 with enemy Rein while Ana stares down scope at some random other enemy

You know, I'd honestly rather a no healer game then a sniper main Ana game.
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>>168839134
Sombra :^)

Hack from a safe distance and shoot away, if there's a teammate around they will be happy to help you
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>>168838913
>>168839184
she does have alien-disease level thighs though.
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>>168839134
reaper does not counter roadhog, this stupid meme needs to die

i find sombra pretty effective agaisnt him and also bastion and hanzo and widow also believe it or not torb does a ton of damage with alt fire
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>>168839242
somebody famous needs to learn the art of Torb's rivet gun just to show that it's hugely powerful.
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>>168839078

No, that's Hanzo. Good hanzos can actually shoot things, bad hanzos are deadweight until they can scatter every 8 seconds.
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>>168839184
its not an edit that creature really does exist
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>>168839134
Can you aim?
Anyone with range.
76, Mcree, Tracer, Sombra, Torb, Mercy, literally anyone
Zenyatta shreds him with discord.
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>>168839078
Its a meme but first time genjis usually cant do anything fir the first few games.
Genji is pure skill. You arent going to see high damage or effectiveness without skill for genji.
Low skill genji players just jump around doing nil dmg. Good genji players are lethal all the time.
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>>168839364
the expanding is edited.
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>>168838468
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>>168839242
>tfw a Nano-boosted Molten Core'd Torb just fucking runs a train through your team

he didn't even have a turret up
he just shotgunned everyone to death and kept constantly spamming armor packs at his feet
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>>168839364
You can see the warping on the carpet as her thighs expands
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>>168839325
>trying to learn Hanzo
>do exactly this every game I am in
>can't even get the aim at their feet and Scatter Arrow thing right

I don't know how many more games I can ruin before I just forget about the whole thing.
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>>168839640
>>168839425
oh right yeah i didnt watch more than 2 seconds
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>pin a mei against her own wall
>pin a torb against his own turret
>pin a tracer mid blink
>pin a lucio as he tries to boop ypu away
>pin an invisible sombra
>pin a healing roadhog
Earthshatter a rein as he tries to pin you
Name me a better feeling than these
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>>168839714
There's nothing that tilts me more though than a hanzo who can't aim for shit except for his E.

That fucking arrow is a cancer on the game because it's literally the only thing that makes hanzo even remotely viable for shitters with no aim and there's fuck all you can do to counter it.
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>>168839847
>the warm touch of someone who loves you
>>
>>168839847
>tfw ally Mei puts an ice wall in front of you after you charge a target to put you into a better position

Some Mei's are alright.
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>>168838353
>lucio is an unimportant role
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Do you remember?
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>>168838872
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>>168839847
>pin sombra off a cliff and she translocates out

nothing personnel
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>>168839847
>the warm touch of rein's dick in your ass
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>>168840084
Can you trans out of a pin?
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>>168837626

After 10 seconds of straight shooting, they deal
:

>Tracer: 1200 damage including reloads
>Sombra: 1280 damage including reloads

Sombra starts to edge out tracer so slowly though that it means her damage is a lot worse in a game where heroes die after 2 seconds, not 10
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>>168838218
everyone has ups and downs. I was in the exact same position a few weeks ago but on the gold/platinum boarder, I then went down to bronze.

Hey, but I'm plat now after 20 something consecutive wins so it's alright.
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>>168840151
nope you need to trans before he pins you
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>>168840151
You can after Rein falls to his death since he usually falls first.
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>>168840151
only off a cliff because it will usually end before you fall to your death

ive also hacked a rein while he had our zen pinned as he zoomed in front of me and zen killed him
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>>168840151
Yes, you can cis out of it too
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>>168839847
Hacking a charging Reinhardt before he hits you
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So what's the feeling on Reinhardt right now? I used to play a lot of him in S2 but now it feels like the ol' barrier just doesn't hold up like it used to and I feel overall impotent and like I would be doing 100% better as Roadhog.
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When an Asian crashes a weebo Shimada Bros arcade party..
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>>168840360
People finally got it in their thick skulls that breaking Reinhardt's shield means you can use ultimates with more freedom.
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>>168840314
quadra kill as widow
then everyone sucks your dick in chat
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>>168840314
>play soldier
>rein pins me
>friendly sym turrets kill him beforr we hit a wall
>mfw soldier is still screaming at the trauma
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>>168840552
honeslty this is why i want to get gold widow meme for le ebin mlg headshots
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>>168840360

Reinhardt is still a 100% essential pick UNLESS you''re playing a dive comp and then you sub him with winston
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>>168840649
but now that sombra exists and she can down his shield so all he can do is swing his hammer around pointlessly it makes him significantly less effective
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>>168839532
>only just learned that Torb's gun has an alt fire
>1v1ed the same pigfucker roadhog 7 times
>even I got hooked he wouldn't be able to 1 shot me because I was too small.
comfy af desu, Torbjorn packs a real punch.
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>>168834216
I've seen theories that said it's a recruit that had that he has same "mentor-protegee" relationship that McCree and Reaper had
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wait is dva a starcraft 2 pro in 2076?

why does she use nerd lingo from our time?

shouldnt reinhardt be the one using outdated slang?
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>>168840490
>>168840649
Okay so what are the tricks in this new enlightened world? How to I learn to walk again?
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>>168840694
hanzo looks like a disney princess in that picture it's very unsettling
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>>168840816
You're correct, but to make things make sense to normies they made the older guy like stuff from the 1980s
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>>168840552
big shame you autistic waifu niggers are all shit at this game, so this has definitely never happened for you.
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>>168829337
OW model Fareeha > Widow > SFM model Fareeha
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>enemy gets a diamond mcree player raping everyone
>I get a gold bastion that does nothing

This is fair
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>>168841161
this is my life
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>>168840154
Tracers advantage is high burst
Sombras advantage is high mag size.
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>>168839847
hooking a cheeky sand monkey out of the air

Easy.
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>>168840867

Protect your team with shield
Dont let it break, put it away before it shatters and let it regen
Only charge as a sure thing or to interrupt the enemy team

Fire strike when necessary
Smack niggas when your team doesnt need a shield

Learn the best time for an Earthshatter

Same as always

>>168840748

Lets not pretend we're living in a world where

>Sombra gets picked
>Rein doesnt immediately turn to sombra the second he's getting hacked
>On that note: Sombra can even just stand there attempting a hack surrounded by the enemy team

If she could hack through shields then sure, but alas
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>>168841303
Well, I didn't find Tracer attractive before but, uh, now.
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>>168840871
i'm more unsettled by the fact that he's looking right at me.
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>>168840792
My only reason not to think that is that Reyes took McCree on as a replacement for Jack. I'm talking romantically or friendship wise. I mean from the mentor perspective. Reyes mentored Morrison in SEP. He was his senior officer. And since Reyes had this mentality of "everyone is against me" he decided to take a kid in and add someone onto his side. Then, as it turns out, Ana ends up teaching him more than Reyes and Morrison did. In the end Gabe's plan failed and McCree just ended up being another person against him. I'm sure that's why McCree is potentially one of Reaper's most hated at the moment.
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>Hollywood defence
>diamond comp
>I pick Zarya, we need a second tank
>last guy hasn't locked
>"I don't know how to tank"
>picks Tracer
>we get our shit pushed in

People have gotten his far up the SR ladder and unironically don't know how to use a shield as Rein
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>>168841303
I hope blizzard suprises us with summer swimsuit skins.
Itd be cool if I could take the stupid cape off Tracers sport skins.
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>>168839847
>ice wall as soon as game starts
>a few peeps turn around and say hi
>Winston and Bastion call you a cunt and tell you to kill yourself
>throw game by interfering with them both as much as possible, even going as far to ice block in front of Bastion or block Winston has he flees for his life
>winston leaves the game
>our Widow says I'm a really bad person
we win and I have 4 gold medals
my scorecard is 5 medals and 4 gold ones

I fucking love Mei so much. I think I'm falling in love
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not that im complaing or anything but why is /ovg/ so into gays?
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>>168841303
>not posting the full image
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>>168839847
>popping Pharah out of the sky with Mei
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>>168840748
>Sombra
>Mattering
Pick one or get good
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>>168841689
What do you mean by that, anon?
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>>168841553
You're right. Reaper does seem to be more hostile towards Jesse than anyone, even 76. Maybe I'd feel sorry for Reaper if wasn't a fucking edgelord.

Lore speculation is why I love these threads.
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>>168841745
>popping Pharmercy out of the sky as Pharah
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>>168841689
Too many fujos and homos. Lesbians are popular with the average guy though and that's why Tracer was the first gay character.
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>>168841689
>only now realizing 4chan is 80-90% fags
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>>168841726
>sombras invisible
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stop playing sombra and junkrat in comp you fucking faggots
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>>168841839
McCree didn't have a family, so there's a strong chance that he saw Reyes as a genuine father figure. Remember he took him under his wing at only 17.

The fact that McCree of all people decided to just wash his hands with Overwatch and bail instead of taking Reyes side should tell us a lot about Reyes as a person.
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>>168842013
What ever makes degenerates feel safe eh
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>>168841726
>>168842013
>>>/s/17294681
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>>168841582

How do people not experiment with all the heroes? Especially by diamond.
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>>168842071
It tells us more about that DAMN INGRATE.
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>Tfw love McCree's style and flavor the most but am absolute trash with him
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>silver/gold border player
>talks shit
>tell them to get a life
>critical hit
every time haha
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>>168840552
i came really close once but the hype made me shaky and i fucked it up
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>>168842396
Go to bed Reaper
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>>168842535
>>168842535
my multi's
and ignore some of these cus i rarely play some of them
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>>168842356
You don't need to do anything other than win enough games by autistically maining an offense hero to get into diamond or even master. That's how the placement system works. Kill a lot of people? Okay you must be good.
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>>168836913
that's not nail polish
they're stained red with the blood of her fist's victims
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>>168842535
I got a sextuple as Widow.
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>>168842396
Still think everythin' isn't your fault huh luv?
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Gay shippers song 4 u
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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>>168842854
I got a sextuple as a Winston
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>>168840552
Widow plays are all the same
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>>168843219
Im glad you found a hero for your skill level.
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>>168841373

The mag size means absolutely nothing when Tracer still kills people faster, even with reloads

In 3 seconds tracer deals 480 damage, same as Sombra.

Problem is, in that time Tracer blinks around and is hard to hit

Sombra either dies or teleports away
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How do you activate easy modo?
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>>168833236
>widow on full auto chasing down a winston

surprisingly accurate
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>geoff says this year's events will be quite the ride
>chu crosses reinhardt off the list of pharah's dad but says there are hints to his identity

Maybe that guy in the comic isn't her dad? Unless you can have hints to someone who we know nothing about.
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>>168843382
Play le tricky hook man.
That's it.
Unless people are focusing you, you can kill anyone in the cast every 6 seconds.
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>>168841582
>enemy team is a 5-stack.
>our team has a 4-stack in it.
>high dimaond sr.
>the enemy team runs triple-tank roadhog, zarya and reinhardt.
>the 4stack has a junkrat main.
>he doesn't get any kills.
>he charges zarya to 100% the entire match.
>he didn't even get his tire.

>people literally just lobby up with a team after some chucklefuck victory and then i have to deal with a team that barely communicates.
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>>168843349
Thanks
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>>168843378
It means you don't have to reload durp. Tracer can have a mag wasted missing or if a player survives it.
Sombra has a longer duration of hitting crits with no reload.
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Daily reminder
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Oh.. woohoo...
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>>168843652
>complaining about getting the best Legendary for best girl

confusedHanzo.jpg
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>>168843628
>Roadhog:High skill needed
>Bastion (AKA only hero in the game that actually requires skill to play): lowest skillcap
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>>168843628
>Lucio #3
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>playing QP
>win game 2-1
>enemy team never changed their heros once
>someone on the enemy team complains about how it was an easy win for us because we picked the heros they couldn't counter
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>>168833236
I laugh because monkey nigger is gay
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>>168843628

Who made this its fucking terrible.
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>>168843747
>best legendary
>best girl
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>>168819453
>less apples
FEWER
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>>168843804
It's skill ceiling, not floor
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>>168843035
Canon dumb blond strike commander and blind 76 are moe as fuck.
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>>168843628
>mcree and roadhog

i dont fucking think so lmao
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>>168843628
>tracer #1
Are we playing the same game
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>>168843628
someone needs to do a neurons firing meme version of this
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>>168843652
>>168843747
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>>168843628
Genji widow and tracer is correct
>lucio
Dropped. Reddit tier.
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>>168844202
Skill ceiling, not floor.
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>>168843628
>Lucio above Widow
>Lucio in the top 3
>Mercy above Pharah
Had a good laugh.
>>
Apparently, the "Greek" thing was just some guy speaking Greek for background voice acting.

What now?
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>>168844274
I know. I also know this is from reddit.
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>>168844350
>Widowmaker below anyone besides Genji.
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>>168844350
>Implying aiming is harder than knowing when to switch between Speed boost and Healing on top of knowing when to use the amp ability.
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>>168844021
All of her counters keep getting buffed, yet she has stayed the same. It's really hard to be effective as tracer, but if you can do it, you can carry.

>>168844274
It's simple as fuck to be good at lucio, what are you talking about?
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>>168843628
Guaranteed replies in perpetuity
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>>168844613
*leans away*
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>>168839847
One-tapping with Hog's alt fire
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>>168844613
>Raiden Pence
>>
>people think clicking heads from three planets away is harder than playing anyone, even other hitscans, who has to actually coordinate with a team
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>>168843628

>le hook and one shot
>skill

really makes me think
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>>168843628
This would make a lot more sense if it was inverted.
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>>168844919
>tfw I eliminate the entire enemy team on the pt from the other side off the map
>the team congratulates themselves
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>>168844475
>if you can do it, you can carry
That's applicable to any class, the issue is that Tracer isn't hard to play at all. Unless they instantly burst damage you to death you have a free get out of jail ability whenever you need it
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>playing in plat
>Other team has 2 diamonds that purposefully dropped down to stomp and shit talk
>my team is retarded golds
how is this good matchmaking?
can't they detect smurfs or people who throw?
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>tfw someone advertises their twitch in general chat
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>>168845163
Such bait
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why does every pharah main i see can't even aim and just stays in the air like a kite waiting to get blown out?
Its even more annoying when they won't switch cause they are even worse at aiming with hitscans.

t. Pharah main
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>>168845163
>Symmetra in the highest tier.
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>>168845181
I always just report for advertising under spam.
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>>168845181
>hey guys im recording
>after you tell a whore cuntnigger to kys
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>>168845160
*any offensive class that is
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>>168845284
>enemy team has 1 hitscan that isn't even much of a thread
>"pharah pls switch"
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>>168845284
I had this game where a pharah was locked in all rounds. Even admitted they were shit and being carried. They lost it for us. I was so pissed because everyone was doing their best except that faggot.
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>>168845181
>Faggot on enemy team advertises his stream
>Focus on him for the whole game
>While having his stream on second screen
>Watch him slowly lose his shit.
>mfw

I take any chance i get to do this desu
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>>168839847
>when WOKE.exe loads, you have Hacked highlight and get POTG as Sombra
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>>168845681
Seen this happen in csgo. Its always some weird poo in loo type guy trying to be the next pewdiepie.
Completely destroy them and they rage quit
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>>168845635
I focus as much as i can to kill my counters before they try to get me that my team ends up thinking im a smurf.
Im just scared shitless of widow
>>
>mfw someone calls them "champs"
>>
When is the update dropping? I want to earn XP from custom matches without having to wait for players to show up.
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thank god i just finished my placement matches so I can have a break from the cancer that is competitive for a couple months
>"why did you switch to sombra if you weren't going to do anything useful"
>Mfw just killed Bastion
>only one contesting payload
>trying to stay alive as long as possible
>dumbass team trapped in spawn by ONE enemy (pharah)

I fucking hate comp.
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>>168845919
whatever fancies your miffness bone, champ
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>>168845181

>someones bnet tag is twitchtvfaggot
>someones bnet tag is fanboing some "pro" player or organization
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>comp
>Gibraltar
>first round on attack
>be Reinhardt
>teammates are obviously of the "I can't find my left mouse button" variety
>don't even make it to the second point
>pick Bastion on defense because there's no fucking way we'll win unless the enemy team can't figure out a Bastion
>the entire enemy team, literally all 6 of them, are shooting at me all the time
>teammates begin whining at me to switch

NO. NO, YOU FUCKING MORONS. WHAT IS SWITCHING GOING TO ACCOMPLISH?

If I have 6 people shooting at me as Bastion, how is being McCree or Pharah or even Tracer going to accomplish? The problem here wasn't the hero, the problem was that precisely zero of you were doing anything relevant. Hell, the last time I went out of spawn as Bastion, I reached the first point, and I had their Pharah, their Soldier 76, their Ana and their Roadhog shooting at me while Mercy was boosting Pharah and Reinhardt was pushing the payload. Not one of them was shooting at you, despite the fact that you were in full sight of them. Why? BECAUSE YOU GUYS WERE RUNNING BACK AND FORTH WHILE FUCKING STARING.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING COMP GAMES IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO LEFT CLICK.
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>>168843587

It really doesnt mean shit

After 1 second tracer does more dps
After 2 seconds soombra will have done more dps
But then after 3 seconds they are equal
Then after 4 sombra is ahead again and stays ahead

This means tracer has better burst, but tapers off in dps.

And when tracer's "Burst" does more damage than 80% of the cast's health pools, tracer's damage is more relevant

Especially when she has an easier way to actually get close and land shots in the first place
As well as a way to remain elusive and not die while doing so
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>>168845753
>playing sombra
>fag is bitching about me all chat
>hack his POTG
Greatest fucking day desu
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>>168845753
THIS
>>
What's considered a good accuracy for Ana? Taking into account shooting at the enemy as well
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>>168846108
You're objectively wrong.
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>>168845284

I was playing with my friends and there was a 4 prestige diamond player on pharah with a golden weapon on the enemy team. Im not even prestiged once and have only just hit plat.

I airshot them out of the sky every time I saw them and over 3 rounds they managed to kill me once and it was only when thier soldier decided to grow a brian and actually shoot at me. I absolutely smashed them, repeatedly as thier own main and they still wouldn't change hero even though they were doing nothing for thier team other than giving me ult charge.

Why do people insist on being a dead fucking weight. Also how can you be so bad at what is a very important part of your main character. The ranked in overwatch is a fucking joke you dont climb/drop fast enough so theres no consistency of skill within ranks.
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>>168845284
>always used to be great at Pharah
>realize that I need to lower my sensitivity because I keep missing shit with other characters
>lost my normal rhythm with Pharah
>keep playing her, trying to get used to it again
>it's taking a while
>can't just pick it back up
>know that I'm not as good with her as I used to be
>feel fucking emasculated

It's like when you're learning a foreign language. I used to be eloquent. And now I can't express shit.
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>>168846191

I am not

You are silly
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https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/123214458?t=04h15m7s

Couple of the devs answered random questions
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>>168846023
Sombra isn't supposed to solo hold the point you retard go for healers and low hp targets. Or play a flanker that isn't shit
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>>168846184
Most rounds where I have a significant impact on the game, I have about 77% accuracy both scoped and unscoped, sometimes 82% if I was really on point.
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>>168846064

>im so mad the enemies are shooting at me when I overextend
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>>168846046
>someones username has clan tags and theyre soloqing
>>
am i the only Mei main in this general?
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>>168846312
>sorry i should have added that they payload was in overtime. if i had left the payload we would have lost anyway. trust me I didnt want to solo hold the point.
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>>168844761
hooking a tracer as she sticks you killing her but leaving you at 100hp. then pressing E as you use his voice line "piece of cake"
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>>168846304
>tfw i am the super smurf personified
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>>168846023
Alright listen up.

Here's a trick to have fun and rank up in Comp.

NEVER solo queue.
Its pure RNG but you already know that

NEVER 5 or 6 stack.
when you do this you will get matched with people that also stack and they will probably have better communication and teamwork than you.

ALWAYS use voice chat.
For obvious fucking reasons.

Play your best characters.
If you think the team needs X fuckhead but you suck with him, dont play him lol

AND the best tip is Don't play comp, it's shitBut quickplay is even worse lol
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Post your potg music.
youtube.com/watch?v=EpwtJ5zGi_8
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>>168846312

>Isnt supposed to solo hold the point

Unless you are stalling while invis and have a getaway card with your translocator ala mei.

Mei stalls for longer (With wall AND ice block) but will usually die for her sins if she doesnt have ult up and her team doesnt come in time.

But sombra, time allowing, can do it repeatedly

That shit is hilarious and effective. Stalling the enemy cap by 6 seconds might make the difference between your team getting back in time or you losing the point
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>>168846454
I'm a secondary Mei main.
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so how am I supposed to deal with low Elo teammates?
seems like they always want me to be a low-impact support, use me as a sacrificial pawn, and as a blame target
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I wanna play in the low skill bracket, but it will take forever to tank my mmr and sr.
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>>168846724
after you get to 1k sr you lsoe 50-70sr per loss
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>>168846304
>Tfw Nice guy
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>>168846280
You do know you can have different sensitivity and controlls for each character right?
You dopey dum dum
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>still trying this late in comp season when everyone is already guaranteed their gold weapons so they can throw freely
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>>168846660
Play Roadhog, carry your team
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>>168843480
I want Pharah to call me daddy.
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>>168846660
why is she crying, cant she just put the patty back
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>>168846768
Yeah, but I'm 3.7k, and even when I fell to 3.1k it kept matching me with masters.
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Pre comp spawn music
youtube.com/watch?v=kELkuWLMzNI
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>tfw we get absolutely stomped and someone says "gg"
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>>168846352

Playing ana in comp with a stack of drooling retards trying to guide the rest of the team on mic constantly with awful callouts.

Tanks keep losing 1v1s with overextended enemies because they are absolutely incompetent even with me shoved up thier ass.

"Ana you are shit where are the heals"

>Over 80% accuracy scoped and unscoped
>Gold healing

Why...

Remind me to never solo queue ever again.
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>>168846108

Stop saying this shit, there is only a 0.5 second extra downtime on tracer (sombra shoots for 3 and reloads for 1.5, tracer shoots for 2 and reloads for 1) and tracer does almost 100 more dps.

For the first second, tracer has done 240 damage, sombra 160
For the second second tracer has done 480 damage, sombra 320
For the third second tracer has done 480 damage, sombra 480 damage (tracer reloads this second, sombra does not)
For the fourth second tracer has done 720 damage, some has done 560 (sombra reloads half this second, tracer does not)
For the fifth second tracer has done 960 damage, sombra has done 560 (sombra is still reloading in this second, tracer does not)
For the sixth second tracer has done 960 damage, sombra has done 720 (tracer reloads this second)
For the seventh second tracer has done 1200 damage, sombra has done 880 damage
For the eighth second tracer has done 1440 damage, sombra has done 1040 damage
For the ninth second tracer has done 1440 damage, sombra has done 1120 damage (tracer reloads, sombra starts the half second reload)
For the tenth second tracer has done 1680 damage, sombra has done 1120 damage (sombra reloading)
Repeat

SOMBRA NEVER CATCHES TRACER IN DAMAGE DONE, HER DPS IS SIMPLY TOO HIGH NOW FUCK OFF
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>>168847029
Its a dirty thrower. The filthy little throwing shits always gg in losing matches.
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I was led to believe the entire point of this story was Overwatch getting back together. It’s been ten months since Recall, and still we haven’t seen any progress on how that’s going. As soon as we get a new piece of lore that confirms agents other than Tracer have even acknowledged it, I’m making an infographic to put things in perspective. This is the list that I’ve got going so far. If any of you would like to contribute, feel free.

In the time since the April 2016 airing of Recall…

- Donald Trump won the Republican primaries, ran his campaign, was elected President of the United States and began his term of office.
- Great Britain voted to leave the European Union.
- ISIL was driven out of eastern Mosul by an Iraqi-led coalition (apparently it takes more time and effort to write about a military organization ousting a terrorist group than the real thing).
- The 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro were organized and carried out.
- The Zika virus emerged as a global health threat.
- Part 4 of JoJo aired (almost) in its entirety.

Things that have taken less time to accomplish than the recall of Overwatch:

- The average gestation period of a human woman (roughly 9 months)
- The Gulf War (August 2 1990 - February 28 1991; roughly 7 months)
- Napoleon’s failed invasion of Russia (June 24 - December 14 1812; just over 5 months)
- The Battle of Stalingrad (August 23 1942 - February 2 1943; also just over 5 months)
- Christopher Columbus’ first voyage (August 3 - October 12 1492; over 2 months)
- The average amount of time estimated to climb Mount Everest (6 - 9 weeks)
- Jack Kerouac writes On The Road (three weeks)
- The Beatles record their first album, Please Please Me (13 hours)
- The state of Iowa constructs the 380 mile long River to River Road (ONE HOUR; although, taking into account gathering legislative support and stockpiling supplies and manpower, it still only took roughly 6 or 7 months)
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>>168847071
I solo queued from 2.1k to 3.4k only playing Ana, I can't say I had a single negative experience.
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>just got to GM
>exclusively solo queue in comp

feels so fucking good lads
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>>168847227
>>168847252

you are either lying or should run to the nearest lotto place
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>be me
>play mei on qp
>literal retards on both teams
>get 5 golds, we had a mercy and a soldier
>gets featured for most damaged blocked
>still no play of the game
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>>168847227

It was one of the few times I've ever played comp on my own. You're lucky as fuck.
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>>168847359

Why are they lying? Solo and duo queue are by FAR the best way to climb.
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>>168847184
Recall came out March 21st so it's been eleven months now with no actual progress.
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>>168847184
What is this autism over recall of course many agents responded. Tracer was the only one to call.
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>>168846824
in 2300-2600 roadhog and genji and soldier 76 are instant picks
usually can't get one
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>>168847419
>everyone who is better than me is lucky
>I never make mistakes in my gold bracket games

Why you will never improve.
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>>168846305
Anything interesting?
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>>168847359
I solo queued from Plat to Master this season too. There's a lot of luck involved but you have to play at least decently to do it..
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>>168847619
>>168847359
misquote senpai

you can only control how you play, some games are just unwinnable but if you play your role proficiently you will climb
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>remember
>2 maps, 2 heroes and two legendary skins, 1 legendary emote a year (excluding events)
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>needed 188SR before season ends for a promotion
>doable because I've climbed almost 300SR in the last few days
>today
>d/c teammates
>reins swapping to DPS seconds before the enemy doors open, leaving us tankless
>someone playing sombra all game with literally only 3 minutes on her in QP
pic related, it's my team and me.

partly it's my fault for being lazy today and just going lucio, I've been climbing with DPS and tanks and I think I should probably stick to that
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>>168847359
I placed Masters, worked up to GM, fell to about 3700, played there for like 100 games, rank decayed to 3000, and worked my way back up to GM all solo queue.

I played with a friend a few times that was also around the 3700 level but for some reason we always lost together and I had to climb back up solo.

It does require a little luck not to get shitters around to 3500 range but once you break that barrier solo queue isn't that bad at all. And if you're truly GM material you shouldn't have too many problems with that.
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Daily reminder that 'maining' is retarded and that you're a perpetual detriment to any team you're placed on if you indulge in this behavior
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If they ever kill off one of the main characters for good, I hope it's Winston.
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>>168847643
Not particularly. They think D.Va is in a good spot, there are hints to Pharah's dad out there but Reinhardt officially isn't her dad, this year will be a "wild ride" when it comes to events, Chu could only talk about Mercy and Genji when asked about favorite skins, they try to step in on balancing heroes when it gets to a point where certain heroes are viewed as troll picks, some event brawls like lucioball and junkenstein aren't an option for custom games because they feel like they only fit the spirit of the events.
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>>168848004
I hope it's Widowmaker. Or at least unbrainwash her back to Amélie and make her into someone that's actually fun.
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>>168847962
Depends on the character. Ana, Reinhardt, Roadhog, and Zarya complement any comp and are very consistent characters.
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Man I hate people that pick shit like Genji and Reaper and refuse to change even though it's obviously unsuitable. Just lost 30 SR in one game because of it
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>>168847459
>>168847679


I dont know how is solo queuing in diamond rank or masters, or even in NA.

But here in europe it's absolute hell. 6 out of 8 matches i make have noone in voice chat, almost everyone i see playing DPS cannot aim or do anything (my easiest proof of that is getting top damage with shit like lucio and ana).
People just sit at the choke doing nothing, and when someone pushes noone follows him.
And i try to be as nice as i fucking can with these kids (cause most of them are kids).
And i try to blame it on myself as much as i can but there are points where its too much fucking blame

Currently stuck on low gold. Finally got a group of 3 people to play with well, so i guess next season wont be as shit.

sorry for the blog
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>>168848004
idrather it was 76, hes boring
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>>168847535
>Only one person took him seriously

Aww, poor Winston
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>>168848197
Problem with Europe is some people either refuse to, or don't know how to speak English.
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>weekend competitive
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>>168847113

>Tracer shoots for 2

Nigga what

She shoots for 1
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>>168848197
That's more because you're in low gold than europe. You have to claw your way through the 2000s carrying teams yourself
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What's up with gameplay like this? https://youtu.be/4cRmlKJMZKg?t=3m29s

He's supposedly a high ranking player, but misses several flamestrikes with Dva, doesn't try to burn down Rein's shield, is constantly positioned badly...
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>>168848405
elo isn't skill depended really
he can be master, but if you get carried there and aren't halfway retarded you'll stay there based on the 50% luck of getting a better team
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>>168848259
Everyone else is like
>roger
>So..Crusader online
>reporting
>etc
Tracer has to have a phone call. Shes annoying.
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>>168848405
Carried gonna get carried.
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>>168847469
Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin. Into the future...
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>>168848004
you shut your whore mouth
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>>168848197
>And i try to be as nice as i fucking can with these kids (cause most of them are kids).
>And i try to blame it on myself as much as i can but there are points where its too much fucking blame
I shit talk every game where people are playing like shit because I don't have patience for this. It's not like I can make a miracle happen when my team is clearly outskilled by the enemy team. Also, I rarely used voice chat in Diamond/Master because people should already know what do around those ranks. The strats are always the fucking same for every map and people mostly use voice chat to yell at each other for nothing.
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>>168848394
shit man im not that good. 4 or 5 idiotic teammates are too hard to carry. I just hope that 3 stacking with my friends works.
>>168848264
That's true too
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>>168848124
She was just a normal housewife before.
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>>168848807
That would be pretty epic if smug killed Winston.
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>>168848532
Doesn't seem fair... I don't have a team to play with, and am perpetually stuck at high platinum. But simply judging from that video I'd boldly claim to be a way better Dva player than him. :\
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Why is there only one good overwatch streamer? I like to background noise streams of games I like and overwatch only has one dude worth watching.

>>168848794

I WANT TO FLY LIKE AN EAGLE
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>>168846824
is this a meme? I only solo q because i have no friends and i cant get out of plat.
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>>168848554
No she's not! She just wanted to catch up with her buddy!
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>>168848829
Shit talking only makes people play worse, even if they are not aware of it.
And no matter the skill rating i think its best to have communication for flanking or even telling who should kill who etc.
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>>168848879
>Widowmaker was taken and transformed. She was a very nice girl at one point and was transformed into one of the world’s most deadliest assassins, her blood literally runs cold. But we hope that one day with some therapy and guidance she can be nicer to people.

Redemption eventually
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>>168848829
Me too. I get super frustrated in OW with people treating comp like a more casual no limit.
Its just a massive waste of time for some punk to throw a match half way through because "their feet hurt" mentality.
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>>168848004
If it were up to me, I would kill off Junkrat. And I would make it the single saddest scene in the entire canon. Not because I don't like him. But because no one would expect it.
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>>168848129
It doesn't depend on the character

>you do garbage as any one of those characters
>teammate offers to take over that character for you because you're struggling

One of two things happens:

>you don't switch and continue to drag down your team

Or

>you do switch and contribute bumfuck nothing as whatever character you pick because it's not your main and you have no idea how to play them efficiently
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>>168848004
Symmetra my man. And have her be horribly tortured by a cg ME before dying
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What are the racial demographics in Greece, I want another white hero
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REINHARDT IS NOT PHARAH'S DAD
THERE ARE HINTS ABOUT WHO THE FATHER IS IN THE STORY NOW.
PREVIOUSLY IT WAS CONFIRMED TO BE NONE.

L E A F ' D
E
A
F
'
D
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>>168848941
I solo queue because my friends suck at the game. Why would it be a meme? Roadhog is strong as fuck, you can carry a lot of games by playing him well, especially in low ranks.
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>>168849257
OW greece is populated by dindus. We wuz greeks!
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>>168847962
>Playing a game while not playing your favorite character.
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>>168848929
>implying she would ever let some purple bitch hurt her best friend
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>>168848879
Just have Winston do some science (magic) on her to split the Widowmaker persona somehow then train her to be a competent anti-snper
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How to improve the quality of you Comp match making in 1 easy step!
>Step 1: Only play comp during one of the following time periods
>12:00 am - 4:00 am est
>9:00 am - 1:00 pm est
Reasoning? All the shitbag little kids are either asleep or in school. If you want to rank up/pair up with more competent teammates, aim for these few golden hours
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>>168849271
He only said there's hints out there, he didn't specify when they were added. I don't know why he doesn't just say it's the guy in the comic though.
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>>168847619
the fucks that gotta do with a random game qp?
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>>168849532
Yeah I played between 9am pst - 1pm pst and went from 2400-3100
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This general is pure waifu autism filled with role players and faggots
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>rocket projectile goes through face
>does not hit

>rocket projectile goes 20 feet to the left or right
>hits

How do you people accept this crap?
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>>168849271
But I want to believe.
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Who else plays Overwatch only for this reason?
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>>168849532
Always wait 5 minutes to queue again if you play with/against a really bad team. You want to avoid playing with these same shitters at all costs.
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>>168848929
>Winston's lifeless body lies in a crumpled heap at Tracer's feet. The entry point for the killing shot is still smoldering in his side.
>Tracer shakily kneels down and reaches out, clearly wanting to touch him but being unable to bring herself to do it.
>Widow saunters over and readies her rifle with a smirk.
>"One more down. I'd say the future is looking bright."
>Lena doesn't even turn to look at her and just glares ahead.
>"Honey, you don't have a future."
>BERSERK MODE ENGAGED

My pants just got a little tight.
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>>168849082
Who are you quoting.
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>>168850146
Metzen when the game was revealed.
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>>168845753
I actually scream/laugh out loud every time I get it. Sombra's whole kit is about cucking other heroes, I love it.
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>>168850006
>>168849707
is this pottery?
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>friendly mercy has a silver border and only heals his buddy the whole game
this makes me so mad
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>>168849507
>Tracer takes her in alive (maybe with the help of McCree, he's a pretty good bounty hunter)
>Winston is able to successfully repair most of the damage done to her: her vitals return to normal, begins feeling emotion, etc
>Her memories of what she did as Talons still haunt her, asks Tracer and Winston to join their side in order to repent
Because her heart beats normally and she can experience fear and nerves again, she's a terrible sniper and is eventually just sorta let go
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Reminder Omnics are not the central antagonists of the setting. They are background filler to explain the creation of Overwatch and the cyberpunk setting.
The actual antagonistic force in the setting is yet to be revealed and could be aliens or even magical.
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>>168850280
>whats the matter anon-kun you dont like watching me serve superior dps?, oh come on are you that insecure?
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Pharah's concussive blast should have a shorter cooldown.
I'm tired of getting deleted almost instantly by Soldier.
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>Practicing aiming
>pick mcree
>Custom game, headshots only, skirmish, 2 anas
>30min
>17% accuracy
feels kind of ok?
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I'm going to exclusively play Sombra in season 4. I'm not going to turn off team chat like a bitch. I'm doing this on my secondary account.

Anything I should keep in mind? If someone else picks her I'll fill, because that's what I do normally.
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>>168850498
Doesn't everyone know that by now? Sombra's chart made that all perfectly clear that there's some Shadow Illumanti pulling everyone's strings, including both Talon's and the original Overwatch.
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>>168850530
no, but it gets annoying when they refuse to heal tanks and complain about no one protecting them
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>>168850630
you are a fucking idiot
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Intervention for Reins juicing.
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>>168850728
Yeah yeah but even thats just a tease. The antagonists could be literally anything.
Which is the point I think they are going for.
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>>168850857
Rude.
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>>168850695
>secondary account
im already feeling sorry for you
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>12 year old soldier player sho can't hit a Genji
>drunk depressed finn who keep running at 5 suiciding
>guy who forced himself on lucio even though he hates healers
>roadhog who lands 1 hook in 3

Plat is hell. Managed to take it to 2-2 as Ana but some teams are just too heavy
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>>168850695
What's your current rank?
How many hours have you already played Sombra?
Make sure you communicate, Sombra isn't necessarily a bad pick but if you never tell your team anything then she wont really benefit the team.
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>>168850968
That image made me laugh.
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>>168850630
you should do 5v6 Anas, it's better. I usually do this, KotH, comp rules. I'm done practicing for the day when I win, which is pretty much 6 team wipes required.
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>>168850873
>Soldier intervening for juicing
Please.
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>>168850998
you are just as bad as them, never forget that
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>>168850498
I hope not. I like the lore because most of the problems the heroes face are rooted in human failings and cruelty instead of technomagical whatever. It stands out compared to usual Blizz fare, and I worry going that route would undo that.
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>>168850857

Ok.

Here's your (you).

>>168851063
I've done that before, but it's too hard to focus on a specific Ana. It's pretty easy to fall into a shoot at group of them headlevel thing and defeats the purpose.
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Female omnic when ?

>inb4 bastion
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>>168851041
Good.
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>>168849271
>there are hints out there
>the only time we ever saw the leaf was in one tiny panel of the christmas comic

I know it's the leaf but I like how Chu tries to be deep by implying there's more than one hint.
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>>168848971
>Tracer willingly violated several UN Laws just to talk to her bestie again

well she's a good friend, no arguing that
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>>168851370
Robots don't have genders, they're pieces of metal.
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>>168851025
~2600, played her for 20-25 hours. My win percentage is damn near 70% in comp, but that's only with 15 games or so. Win rate is 57% in QP with about 100 matches.

And yeah that's why I'm gonna be in team chat. I call hacks and EMP initiation mostly.
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>>168851452
Fake it till you make it
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>>168851430
poor little thing is autistic
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>>168851230
Well the point i was making is it could be anything.
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>having fun in QP
>some faggot playing "Battle Mercy" joins my team
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>>168851281
If you're on a different elevation than them it's hard as shit.
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>>168851661
delet that
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>>168851684
>fun
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>>168844475
>It's simple as fuck to be good at lucio, what are you talking about?
That's a skill floor.
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>>168851669
It could, and I don't disagree with you. I'm just saying that I personally hope it remains mundane.
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>>168851661
I hate this meme.
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>>168851862
Being good at Lucio = being the best Lucio possible. What impossible shit can a "skilled capped" Lucio do?
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>>168838654
quiters have a lack of imagination
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>>168851940
On the side though i think they will make various threats and introduce them. The setting is basically a blank canvas for adding stuff.
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>>168851684
>not going ana to enable the little devil's man/omnicslaughter hobby
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>mfw im an amazing roadhog and people on the other team complain about my hooks being "bullshit" the whole game
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>>168851464
I want to go out for ice cream with Tracer and Winston!
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>Bastion main
>people in competitive say "Oh, we got a pro Bastion here" and "dude fucking switch"
>get three gold medals
>end up getting potg
>they exit as soon as it shows my character intro
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>>168852185
>this is what it feels like being plat
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>>168852072
What does it say about where we are that we're nearly a year into this story and the world can still be described as a "blank canvas"?
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>>168852275
nice blog bro!
Totally subscribed
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>potg is Junkrat's tire being hooked into the enemy team while they're stuck in graviton
I didn't even know that could happen
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>>168852435
Thanks, man. Stay tuned for tomorrow.
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>>168852435
>t. guy who disconnected
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>>168852493
The only thing that's getting tunned here is my dick into your boipucci m8
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>>168852446
>Roadhog is so bro that he helps Junkrat, even when they are in different teams
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>>168852396
Why is American anime so aesthetically displeasing?
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>Emp on 3 people as I run through a doorway
>Die to Sym's turrets above the doorway because Emp did nothing to them

>Emp entire team on eichenwalde defense
>Die mid Emp 'Hop' to junkrat grenades

I really want to like Sombra because I love the idea behind her.
But my god its almost like she doesnt actually have an ult. Destroying shields and reinhardt's shield is practically all it does
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>>168851125
Bull fucking shit

I just lost another game because I got a hanzo who left the game after 5 minutes and a genji that just laughed at us when we begged him to change because he wasn't doing shit. I managed to take a 6 vs 5 to the last fucking minute on kings row, don't tell me I'm the same as these retards
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>>168852628
if you catch my drill
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>>168849951
Chu flat out confirmed Reinhardt is not the baby daddy today. Dream is dead.
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>>168827145
>characters you want to be lgbt
Winston. But only gay for gorilla dick.
>character you DON'T want to be LGBT
Zarya. Everyone expects her to be this butchy butch bitch, but the best headcanon is fighting that expectation in any form, and she's really just a big musclebound bubbly princess deep down beyond the omnic crusading.
>Character you think will get revealed as LGBT
Zarya because blizzard sucks.
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>>168852396
>board meeting at Blizzards Overwatch department
>Overwatch is basically a team game with waifus.
>Big ERP following!
>Free advertising from "shippers" and artists!
>blank canvas setting! Huge potential!
>Love it! Lets get high!
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>>168852632
So this is the power of friendship...
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>>168852779
It's French, broski. And you hush, she's precious.
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>>168852275
There should be an easier way to see someone's competitive hours/winrates, because of situations like this.
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>>168852937
>
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>about to break season high
>get matched on team with group of 4+
>other team stomps
>people flame, blame and act toxic
>lose down 300 points
when can we get solo only MM?
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>>168853192
she's gross but i wouldnt mind shoving my cock deep into her womb if you know what i mean
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>>168853024
This comic and the one with McCree made me like the idea of Zarya/dudes.
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>>168852194
I wanna get drunk with Winston and Tracer! And Emily if she wants to come out to the pub, more the merrier really!
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>>168851370
>glados will never dominate you
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>>168853237
the win/lose 50% is forced
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>>168853529

If that were true, how do people climb?

Really, think about it for a minute.
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>>168853529
but my winrate is only 27%
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>>168853339
...You lost me.
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My new favorite thing is teleporting above Rein as Sombra and hacking him before landing
In many cases the rest of his team can't react and they get stomped with no shield
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>>168853518
>you will never turn Glados' sassy, dominating personality into a dumb whore
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>>168853024
>>168853340
My headcanon is that Zarya uses emojis and emoticons in all her texts, and she reposts every sad story she sees on Facebook about penguins going extinct and shit and believes them wholeheartedly, and she sends EVERYONE on her friend's list videos of puppies and kittens the first goddamn second she gets them, and she reblogs justgirlythings every fucking day unironically because she agrees, nothing is better than a cozy blanket and a warm cup of hot cocoa and the world needs to be reminded of this.
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>>168853518
>implying she isnt already in the game in spirit and with beautiful thick thighs
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>>168852072
the idea is a super hero comic book thing so they can have loads of things going on at once.
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>>168850498
There are cyberpunk elements, especially around Sombra, but I wouldn't call it a cyberpunk setting overall
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>>168853808
that's a whole lot of autism contained in one post
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>>168853808
Don't be rude.
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>>168853808
She paints her nails bright pink to match her hair, so I always suspected she had a really girly side to her. I'm glad that idea is taking off.
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What kind of vehicle does Soldier 76 ride?
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>>168853645
blizzard system doesnt take victories or losses as a skill parameter
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>>168846304
>dat feel when fighting satan sym
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>>168854004

Yet you said winning or losing is forced at 50%.

Climbing is done by winning more than you lose.

How can 50% be forced if you can win more than 50% of the time until you reach your peak elo?
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>>168853821
wha?
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>>168853952
He probably just stows away on ships and trains or something. He lives the life of hobo fun, shooting people with his hobo gun.
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>>168853667
ouch, are you in bronze?
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>>168854164
>climbing is done by winning more than you lose

No, it's done by the broken Elo system giving you more SR when you win than it takes away when you lose.
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>>168829769
Give the main guy a burst hitscan but give him additions like a pod that can be activated on cooldown and will hover next to him and shoot what he shoots/the closest enemy

Alternative pod could heal him/others for a small amount on cd

Ult could summon multiple pods that orbit an enemy and harass them with damage

I miss armored core
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Don't really feel like playing comp more today, so I guess I gotta give up my hopes of a promotion before Season 3 ends.
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>>168839847
killing pigfucker 7 times as based Torb
1v1, no turrets
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>Do ok with a group on dorado
>4 of them want to group, sure
>Anubis
>Never get anywhere
>Entire team pushed the left flank on attack and instantly cap because no one did shit
>Everyone in group starts blaming each other for shit
why do i have to play placement matches

can't I just take a pity gold
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>>168853870
>>168853931
The only thing Zarya loves more than crushing Omnic scum is a tub of mint chocolate ice cream and a tumblr feed of puppy gifs to share.
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>>168854396
Anyone else hope FromSoft ever makes a sci-fi themed Souls-like game?
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>suddenly can't tell if I've gotten worse at the game or balanced into higher games and getting destroyed

I felt like I was good at this game but suddenly I feel like I'm dying every 30 seconds. I don't get it.
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>Be McCree
>Flashbang someone
>Even if they weren't in the air, they manage to jump so they swerve too far for a headshot
>Fan the Hammer aimed squarly at them
>they take half health worth of damage

>Fighting McCree
>flashbang + fans me from a meter away
>dead
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I think Widowmaker's ult might be the most rage inducing for me. Just have to fucking sit there for 10 seconds or else get fucked by global wallhacks
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>>168854364
Nah, I got placed in low plat and I've sunk like 300 SR since then. I've only played like 30 games total, maybe it'd normalize if I actually spent more time in comp

That said I wouldn't be surprised if they placed me in silver or something for S4
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>>168854912
I always turn to where I heard it and say hello
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>>168847962
>switches from 200+ hours D.va to 2 hours to Reinhardt
>dies 20+ times
>gets called out by team
>commence emo rage and begins swearing at team for not playing Soldier instead of McCree, or Ana instead of Mercy
>this happens all the time in plat

lol
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>>168853868
You're dumb anon. The entire thing is general audiences friendly cyberpunk.
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>>168852396
>tfw you'll never get paid to shit out a short meaningless comic or a couple paragraphs long bio every few months
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>>168854948
That makes sense. I was placed in silver and used to play a few games every couple of weeks and had a sub 50% winrate too. But now that I've actually started playing it regularly it's gone up and is now above 50%.
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Sombras biggest issue is that she flat out does no damage

160 dps with a fuckload of bloom and absolutely no burst just doesnt cut it

McCree can deal 280 damage in half a second

Tracer deals 240 a second and can blow up any hero that isnt a tank with pulse bomb

Soldier is more of a long range hero but even he can deal 120 instantly with helix rockets

Fucking ANA can deal 140 instantly with grenade + shot
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>>168850498
>The actual antagonistic force in the setting is yet to be revealed and could be aliens or even magical.
It's the illuminati we see in sombra's thing
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>>168854912
And?
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This game would be so much more fun without Reinhardt
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>>168845919
>mfw someone calls them "toons"
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>>168855112
Me too.

>mfw she says hi back
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>>168826931
How do you mid-to-high plat players deal damage in this SR? The fucking tanks here are GARBAGE. I will be a fucking mccree just standing out in the middle of nowhere because my reinhardt does not even know what the fuck to do. YOU HOLD UP A SHIELD WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?

Zarya is even worse. SHIELD PEOPLE WHO GET HOOKED HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK

My god the tanks at this SR are miles worse than any other type of player. They don't even comprehend their job
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>>168854912
It's really funny to imagine you sitting there raging about an ult that 99% of players just ignore and don't even notice the effects of
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>>168855363
>Sombras biggest issue is that she flat out does no damage
Her damage is fine most people can't aim. Go to PTR and turn up her damage to test for yourself. If Sombra had any more damage she'd be really strong.
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>>168855309
Not nearly enough neon
Some shady business dealings and companies, but no gigantic monolithic megacorps
It's fifteen minutes into the future science fiction at most here
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>>168855717
>Her damage is fine
>Mod it so that she does more damage, and you'll see.
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>>168855363

Sombra does fine damage for what she is intended to do

Sombras issues are she cannot do any action for about a second after coming out of stealth, a stealth she loudly announces is over.

If she wasn't a loud ass cunt and didn't have to wait before doing shit, she would be pretty damn top tier.

Also if she gets a hack on a dva or hog she can kill them before it wears off in one fucking clip nearly.
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>>168852309
buttmad tracer upset about getting the hook detected

go lick some carpet
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>>168855841
They're clearly saying that if you increased her damage she'd be OP.
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>>168855717

>Sombras damage is fine

>If you turn up her damage shes pickable

>>168855917

>Sombra does fine damage for what shes supposed to do

And shes supposed to what, fuck about with health packs and run around invisible while other heroes kill stuff?

Shes in the wrong game, shes designed for a moba/rpg and shes in an fps
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>>168856250
she's supposed to ult and have her team clean up a fight, that obviously will never work in gold.
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I know you guys will think i'm a shitter but i managed to finally place Plat & i'm really happy about it. That was my goal & now i can aim for higher. Never stop fighting for better rank, guys. It'll happen.
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>>168856250
>shes designed for a moba/rpg and shes in an fps
You'd eliminate at least half the roster with this mentality
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>>168856250

This is a moba/fps and sombra is designed to fuck with the back line and disrupt the healing with health packs.

You can kill like two people in their back line, zap back into your team for healing then run right back there and do it again and again. All while stopping the enemy team from healing from packs, which is a pretty big deal.

Stop trying to play her like tracer and solider.
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>>168856468
why do you care about rank
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does anyone else get satisfaction from destroying Torb's turret and he says something like "my baby!" or "I worked hard on that!"
I will focus fire the Torb first every time just for that reason.
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>>168856468
Good on you m8
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>>168856557
>a post with someone being positive about their rank
>why do you care
what did you mean by this
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>>168856541
I thought Jeff said she wasn't meant to be played as a solo roamer (which is "like Tracer" by the way)
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>>168856468
Thanks for the encouraging words Anon but I have made peace with my inner Gold.
I'll take placement matches again once Season 4 starts, but I'll probably get placed in Silver this time since I have lost a lot of QP matches, which, from what I understand, affects my hidden MMR
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>>168855717
yeah I feel like the only people who complain about her damage are those that haven't fully experimented with her utility. If she had more damage she would make tracer a totally pointless pick.

sombra can potentially do 480 damage with bodyshots only. appearing behind any support and nailing them with some headshots should melt them before they can react. teleporting and cloaking back into a fight is so fast you don't even need to get a kill each time you do it. You don't even need to shoot. If your team knows you are diving in to hack that reinhardt that can be a game changer.

they should've put sombra in the support catagory tbqh.
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>>168856557
Because it means you're good or bad, retard.
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>>168856632
I experience confusion when my team's torb yells "THE TURD ON THAT!" whenever his turret is destroyed
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What do you do vs turrets as Rein? My teammates fucking to nothing
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Best asses squad.
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>>168856468
You did good anon. Im proud of you
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>>168856724
I mean, good for them, but I always see people shit themselves over their rank. It means next to nothing outside of e-peen. It's ridiculous to care about it.
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>>168856734
she solo roams to gain ult charge and disrupt, she isn't meant to actually kill things like tracer
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>>168856734

>I thought Jeff said she wasn't meant to be played as a solo roamer

Yeah and the patchnotes said that dvas matrix blocks hook. They don't know what the fuck they are saying.

Sombra is a good roamer who can also do disruptive shit Tracer is a better pure solo roamer and sombra is better at being in the enemies backline because it's easier for her to get there and get out of there.
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>>168856190

I dont think you guys understand the definition of "OP" and "Pickable" in OW
Seeing it a lot with Bastion on the PTR

Currently: Bastion is beyond useless.

On the PTR: He's pickable, he's actually able to kill people and perform his intended role instead of being obviously underpowered.

Currently, Sombra is not pickable. Theres very little point in hacking enemies when you could just kill them instead because half the time hack doesnt disable anything useful.

And her gun is way too weak given that she has no burst abilities, has shitty bloom so she isnt even performing her 160 dps at some ranges.

Compared to soldier hitting pinpoint shots and dealing great dps along with helix rockets for burst
Coupled with actual useful abilities like biotic field and sprint and Aimbot.

Or McCree. With McCree's rate of fire he can pop off 3 headshots a second. Thats 420 damage. And thats 100% accurate shots, no bloom.
Coupled with faster burst options like Fan at close range and a flashbang, and again, a high damaging utlimate

Sombra just cant compete with that shit

Sombra has to be the only hero you'll see lose a teamfight after hitting 4-6 enemies with her ult

If any other heroes landed a 4+ man ult thats a won teamfight

And its not even like EMP is THAT easy to land given the limited range and the fact that you have to expose yourself and it gets blocked by every tiny bit of geometry
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Not to shit on the guy, congrats to him I suppose, but I've just never understood it.
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>>168856950
I'd understand you saying this to someone who is raging over their SR, but to say it to someone who is just simply posting positivity is fucking strange.
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>>168856468
I'm so happy for you, anon! Keep at it, I'm sure you'll go even higher!
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>>168856557
I'm not very good at PvP games, so with a ranked system like this, even if it isnt exactly a basis for solo skill, it helps show me that i'm doing something right. Hopefully it can get better from here.
>>168856763
Fwiw, I placed Gold in s2 then Silver after s3 placements. If you're good at gold, i know you wont be in, or stay long in silver. Good luck.
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>>168856885
I think you meant to type "assholes".
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>>168857094
my bad
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>tfw too intelligent to reach masters this season
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>>168856541

>You can kill like 2 people in the back line

No you fucking cant, stop spouting this shit its hyperbole

Sombra stealths behind everyone, announces her presence with loud noises and an "Ola!"

Starts firing at someone, and they can easily turn around and respond and usually kill because 160 dps even if not a single bullet misses wont kill anyone fast enough

Soldier turns around - Dead sombra

Ana turns around - Dead sombra

Roadhog turns around - Dead sombra

etc.

Roadhog has 600 hp and has a point and delete hero ability. Why would anyone think sombra fucking around and disabling a soldier's sprint is worth a hero slot?
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>>168857012
Why'd you (you) me for this? I don't care about this conversation and don't have any opinions about Sombra. I was just pointing out that the original poster's point about custom games was really obvious.
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>>168856734
Who gives a FUCK what "jeff" thinks? "Jeff" also created an entire class of heroes that is useful only to mad college sophomores who are trying to throw the game on purpose, so he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about.
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>>168855562
>Zarya is even worse. SHIELD PEOPLE WHO GET HOOKED HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK
Either on cooldown or you got taken around a corner before it could be applied. Sometimes just missing and shielding someone else as it can get finicky like that.

Get better positioning and stop relying on tanks to carry you,
>Me ooga; team booga
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>>168857284
Studies show that mad college sophomores are one of our highest box buying demographics
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>>168857284
>"Jeff" also created an entire class of heroes that is useful only to mad college sophomores who are trying to throw the game on purpose
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>>168857317
>"Ready to ditch this party yet? Reinhardt just rambling at this point. I know a better way to end the night."

What do you do?
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>>168857452
Defense heroes. All they're good for is picking junkrat to spite your team when you're a sad grumpy boy.
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>>168857452
He means defense, but he's also retarded
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>>168857317
>Get better positioning and stop relying on tanks to carry you,
I cannot do damage unless tanks secure an offensive position for me. I can stand back behind cover but surprise surprise I can't finish any kills like that. Do you really think reaper gets any kills in high level play without getting shielded and boosted by lucio? You cannot expect a 200 HP hero to deal DPS and not die, that is the whole reason tanks exist in the game.
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>>168857213

Get (You)'d again just for such a pointless post you fag
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>>168857508
>"Yeah, party at Gabe's place! You bring the ice cream, and I'll bring the Pictionary!"
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Tbh jeff seems pretty based. Im hoping hes secretly anti-cuck and /ourguy/ who will make overwatch great always.
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>>168857146
I'm sure Sombra has the best asshole.
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>>168855768
You dont know what you're talking about.
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>>168857936
At least someone read mine. I didn't read your shitty wall about sombra.
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>>168856468
I've been plat every season. It's such a cancerous shitfest that I've stopped after placements every time.

Convince me to try for diamond in s4.
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>>168850873
Is there anymore pics like this, just them out having a good time? It's cute.
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>>168856468
Fuck you I can't even get to gold
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>>168858183
I read it. It was a good post. I give it a B-.
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>>168850873
>Korean barbecue
>Without the korean
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>>168858502
How?
Silver and low Gold are literally braindead. Just go Roadhog or Zarya and carry your shit team kicking and screaming.
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I like purple she is cute
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>>168858259
>that I've stopped after placements every time.
I never play after placements
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>>168858502
https://clyp.it/dso1bz23
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>>168858612
That's probably why. I play Mercy or other supports.
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>>168857189
She's utility incarnate. She hacks the rein, he can't shield anymore, your team engages. She's supposed to set up the fight in you favour and she's capable of taking people out easily, fight near your health packs and be good at aiming.

Her emp breaks Shields, zenyatta suddenly has 50hp, Zarya is now the same squishiness as soldier, Symmetras car wash and torbs turret no longer work. Not to mention that anyone caught in it gets the normal hacking effects. Sombra wins games m8
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>stealing POTG away from Roadhog with Sombra's Hacked intro
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>>168858616
Me too
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Just played on stream with Wendell. Feelsgoodman, but he's no good at Overwatch.
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>>168858616
Sombra is for ______
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>>168858857
we all know the answer
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>>168858754
Her only issues right now are that the things she hacks are completely arbitary, she announces her presence to fucking everybody when unstealthing and her translocator is bugged to hell and back.
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>>168858857
new emotes after six months.
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>>168858857
cleaning
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>>168857750
>Do you really think reaper gets any kills in high level play without getting shielded and boosted by lucio?
I remember seeing a literal pro Reaper do just that in some tournament a few weeks ago--he did get support but he was still getting kills even without it
Pros are on a whole different level though I guess
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>>168858857
bullying reinhardt
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>>168858857
shutting down the tanks and support
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I just don't get why people get off on going into comp and having 5 people call them a faggot
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>>168858754
>sombra wins games
In the hands of a decent player. But like most games, theyre being used by retards. A competent Sombra can shut down an entire team. I know from first had experience
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>>168858572
It was raid night.
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>>168858978
I try to run as far away as possible before my invis runs out so the enemy hopefully won't get the audio cue, then I can sneak in and do dickass hacker things. Dunno if it even works like that but hey. I feel like they're scared to make her invis good, if you could literally emp or attack out of invis it'd be way more conducive to a fight
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>>168859063
*doubles sensitivity and does a 180*
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>>168857750
>Reaper is designed to get up close to kill tanks
>this requires leaving your own tanks
>also has an ability to gtfo of almost dying.
>"do you really think reaper gets any kills in high level play without getting shielded and boosted by lucio?"

yes, that's his job
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Mystery solved.
Where were you when CONFIRMED?
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If Hana Song was real, would you watch her twitch stream?
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>>168850873
tfw reaper is literally me

also who uses scissors at a dinner table
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>>168859825
>attention whore taking money from pathetic thirsty for love men

lol no
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>>168859825
Not going to lie, probably not
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>>168859825
She would likely be intolerable on stream
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>>168859825
I'd watch her chaturbate stream.
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>>168859854
those are chopsticks anon
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>>168859825
>annoying attention whore with a terrible voice

No
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>>168826931
Why is blizzard so shit at balancing?
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>>168860005
Imagine like that russian streamer the one that cries and screams for attention playing dota.
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>>168850873
>Soldier
>not being a cunt to Winston

If only.
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>>168858715
I'm at 1900~ right now, started this week at 1500~.

Silver really isn't "just pick X and win", like people say, but, playing Zarya, Roadhog, Soldier, anyone that can dominate a game if you're not awful is a always a good pick though.

Mercy is a terrible choice, if you're going to play support play Ana.

Main thing is dealing with your teammates awful positioning and decision making. There's some decent players in silver/gold, if you come across them, try to duo, not worth grouping up with more.

Communicate with the shitters and tell them they're doing good. If they're playing something stupid say something like "You're doing good with X, but we really need a Y right now, could you swap?", seem to have better luck with that.
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>>168859723
And that's why he's absolute fucking shit because he can't be actually expected to do that job without heavy support.

>>168859057
you were watching KotH
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>>168841682
You're a titanic faggot.
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>>168860165
I don't know. This happens in every game of theirs I've played and shows no signs of stopping.
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>>168855363
She can melt squishies in half a second if she uncloaks at point blank range. I think you got your math wrong here friend.

Also Sombra's ult is objectively better than Tracers'.
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>>168860467
Sombra does more damage than people think, I'm pretty sure she has the same fire rate as sentry bastion, if you put someone inside that reticle they're gong to melt. Assuming you can track.
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>>168859854
They're for cracking open crab legs etc using the crusher thing on the inside
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>>168859458
>Invis
>Run in
>Turn off the lights
>Teleport away
>Watch the kill feed as your team slaughters the enemy
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>>168860639
People who are upset with the current state of Sombra don't know shit about balancing.
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>>168860394
They are just too heavy handed with their buffs and nerfs. Like the random dva buff that broke her, then an overnerf that put her back in the dumpster.
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>playing overwatch to try and distract from what a shitshow my life is
>lose ranked game, pretty upset
>decide to just play qp to relax
>teammate starts bitching me out specifically over mic telling me to do my job and kill pharah
>just on instinct tell him to shut the fuck up over mic
>immediate regret
>like 2 other people join in
>close overwatch and start crying

who else here wants to die
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>>168861018
>not muting the whole team and doing what you want in QP
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>>168860340
>he sucks because he's not the way I play the game

then play soldier. You can heal yourself and cause loads of damage from a distance. You can also spray and pray unlike to avoid you "bad luck" with mcree
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Anyone got cute mei pics?
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>>168861018
>first world crybaby bitching about a game
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Why the fuck do I constantly encounter people called "thelegend27" what is this meme
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>>168861018
who fucking cares? it's qp
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I want to fuck a hat
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>>168861018
Now you come to 4chan and we make fun of you
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>>168861206
same
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>>168861171
the meme died a while ago. its either people who want the meme to live or they already switched their name to it and don't want to pay to change it
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>>168850006
>Your teammates deserve to know how much of a submissive slut you are, make sure to use your mic to broadcast all your pathetic gagging noises

WHY CAN'T I BE IN A GAME WHERE THIS FUCKING HAPPENS WOW EVEN IF WE LOST IN THE MOST HUMILIATINGLY PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE, HEARING SOME FAGGOT GAG ON A DILDO WHILE PLAYING MERCY WOULD MAKE MY WEEK
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>>168861206
>someone thought these were creative and appealing designs
really makes your gears turn huh?
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>>168861128
I got a few.
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>>168861397
>wanting to hear a fat neckbeard gagging and moaning like a girl over mic
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>>168850280
Why are there so many silver border Mercys?

Is playing this easy mode low intensity experience the only way to not get burned out?
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>>168861564
Only Mercy mains are autistic enough to get there. They're always low rank too.
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>>168861509
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>>168861128
Thicc Mei will always be the best meme
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>>168861564
>low intensity
>I NEED HEALING
>I NEED HEALING
>I NEED HEALING
>FUCK YOU MERCY Y NO HEAL KYS

every game
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>>168861564
every group needs a healer so any person who can stomach playing healer all the time will get tons of party invites
also mercy is pretty frequently mained by NEET trannies who have nothing better to do than play all day
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>>168851532
Zenyatta has a male voice though
>>
>>168860318
God fucking damn that's a lot of effort. Both the post and the instructions in it.

Thanks for the tips, though.
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Finally did all my placement matches, got put right around where I placed last season
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>>168861018
I love how people only talk shit when they got a group to back them up. Some retard with a retainer in his mouth is telling me i'm shit and i laugh at him and tell him to fuck off.
>3 other people join in
>HAHA DUDE YOUR TRASH
>YEAH BRO YOU SUCK
>uh ive got 4 gold medals
>NAH YOURE SHIT LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>168851532
Zenyatta says his Omnic "Brothers and Sisters" are in Nepal.
>>
>>168861694
You deserve that for playing the worst healer in the game.
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>>168861781
congratulations you are still shit
>>
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>>168861840
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>>168861868
that's why I've come to despise girl gamers in this game
they always have a group of 2-3 people who will die for them if they have to
so they can say whatever they want and never hear anything back

having people back you up does weird things to people
>>
>>168854912
>>168855568
>be in gold
>widow ult
>w/e np lol
>be in plat
>widow ult
>poke head around corner
>head shot by McCree and Mei at the same time from across the map

Widow's ult is fucking deadly if you play any hero capable of going ahead of their team
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You're allowed to quit qp games, right?
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>>168862275
>quitting any game in any mode

Dumb frogposter.
>>
>>168861781
keep it up, buddy, you're doing great!
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>>168862275
Why the fuck would you? You are just robbing youself of time and exp.
>>
>>168862275
Too many too often and you get a 'penalty' of some sort. I had 25% xp gains for like 10 games. Kinda shit when your spot is instantly filled by someone else if you do leave, it's not like comp where you'd fuck over 5 other people.
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>>168862275

>'omg we losing'
>leave
>get no reward or exp for time wasted

nice one fucking screamer
>>
>>168861018
Are you a qt girl?
>>
>>168862692
>>168862692
>>168862692
New
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>>168861171
It's from a laughably awful commercial for a mobile game

Meme's dead now though
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>>168862547
You have to be leaving a loooot of games to get the qp warning.
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>>168859825
you know what, if she was playing Starcraft 2 or was fighting omnics then probably yes.

If it was any sort of team game then definitely no, watching some faggot beta+ males lick her toes while getting super angry because they missed a skill shot reminds me of why I don't have video game friends.

StarCraft 2 being a comfy solo experience is free of that sort of cancer thankfully I'd love to watch commentate her play and do some god tier marine splitting.
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this game tilts me like nothing i have ever encountered before in my life, i wish i had never started to take comp seriously.
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>>168861206
are those... pokemon?
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>>168862716
Thing is, you have to wait until like potg before its 'safe' to leave. If you leave while it still says defeat on the screen it counts as a leave, which I only found out recently.
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>>168858523

Thanks anon-bro
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>>168860789

See you could actually just play any other good hero and

>Run in
>Ult
>Kill the enemy team
>???

Rather than being a pure setup hero and relying on 2 heroes to do one heroes job.
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>>168862895
I always do that and it's never bitched at me about it
Maybe there's a latency factor?
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>>168862751
Once you stop taking it seriously its more fun.
There are three stages of OW enjoyment.
1. Take it too seriously. Meltdown at the littlest thing and flip a table when you lose due to stupid stuff(lets be realistic this is common)
2. Take it not seriously treat it like a casual game. Most chill and relaxed enjoyment of the game.
3. Take it seriously in a relaxed manner. Getting annoyed at losses but don't breakdown. Just go with flow with determination to win.
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>>168862598
This confuses me so much. Sometimes people quit literally seconds before the game ends.
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>>168861776
I mean, take the advice with a grain of salt, I'm just ok at the game, but by no means actually good. I usually am 2200~2800, so I /think/ I'm better than most silvers.
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>>168861018
Sorry anon, hope you feel better soon.

I'm so accustomed to filling my days with OW that when I don't feel like playing it I'm genuinely at a loss as to how to pass the time
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>>168863043
>Eichenwalde attack
>hack both med kits
>team use them
>get ult 10 seconds in
>emp
>earthshatter
>win first point

De pelos
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>>168863256
If you want to gauge the intelligence of a shiiter just take the players that rage quit qp when they are losing. It literally doesn't matter.
They are pretty much declaring they are mentally retarded.
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>everyone dies in a graviton
>Genji and I died early so we spawn earlier
>time for only one more push but we can wait for the full team respawn
>Genji stands in front of me and spams his 100% ult charge because he sees I have mine
>doesn't bother to wait for the rest of the team and tries to dash in to 1v6
>tries to blame me for losing when I don't buff him
"matchmaking"
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>>168861018
I know that feel bro. I exclusively play supports in comp because I get blamed a lot less for losing than when I play dps, for some reason there seems to be this useless dps bogey man in every game, even when I'm playing support.

I remember the game that made me quit playing dps, literally everyone in the game insulted me in every way possible, it was probably my worse experience playing video games ever. I haven't even tried playing Pharah in qp again.

I was playing Genji in qp today and someone asked me to kill their widow, after failing the first time I just left the game

Anyway I know how you feel bro, there's no reason to tryhard in qp, there's no consequence for losing except for slightly less xp, don't let these cunts ruin the game for you, and in fact, if you do badly then the rest of your team gets more medals and therefore ends up getting more xp.
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>>168863397
nah it's justified when you have a sombra on your team
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>>168862275
you get a warning before you get a penalty

>t gotten a xp penalty for quitting about 7 times now
who the fuck cares about xp you niggers. I only stop when I'm 2 games away from comp ban
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>>168862598
i quit because my ping goes crazy, literally had games where im at a steady 30ping then somehow get over 1500+
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>>168863806
shut up, loser
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>>168863806
this. no one gives a fuck about exp
>m-muh skins
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>>168863875
I feel. my router usually works great. but there's two random points in the day where it'll switch randomly from 10 ping to 10k ping real fast
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>>168866260
That happens to me pretty rarely
I just assumed some random device in the house started downloading updates or something
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>>168862751
League tilts me way worse desu. At least ow games arent an hour long
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