frick my butt edition
i love making marines... *sweats nervously*
>>168825086
i love mutalisks...
gook
>>168825197
seulgi
>>168825330
post her butt
reminder of our guy:
janny motha fucka !!
uhhhh... i like banelings....
sickzii is a cute boy i want to frick!!!!!!
>>168825379
>>168825634
OMO!!!
>>168825634
*poot*
>>168824718
lol
>>168825690
irene grabs it all the time...
gookposts are the worst...
frick my butt edition
what does omo mean?
>>168826209
oh my
>>168826258
:3
>>168826495
so based :3
k-touching
:3
>>168826495
>she touched her boob then punched her in the stomach
out girl
>>168826724
stop posting this weak trembling failed former high school gymnast wgirl
>>168826724
i want to touch her v*g*na while shes upside down!!!
VP TAZ
@g5taz
Hard lose. @KjaerbyeCS wrote that Astralis underperformed. I promise u here - we will crush u next event, please perform then. GG today
based as fuck
s to the motherfricking c2
>>168826948
absolutely not
i believe that she will win
>>168826948
do you know where you are??
#notmypresident
>>168827053
>>168827171
>>168827263
go be random somewhere else losers
smix
i swear i get mad on this fucking asian shit, thinks she is good interviewer/hoster fucking would fucking sit on her face til she dies fucking discusting asian shit
nah lol i think i'll continue being random here instead
"gook" "seulgi" "*farts* hehehe" "buy me a psvr god please" "fax lol" "doing........my thing......" "i have diabetes and might be homeless :/" "cs get the frick away from me" "anyone else staying home on a tuesday night" "chess is for winners monop is for queers"
>>168827661
REALLY good post
+1 and word
>>168827661
all MY memes
>>168827789
what a random god....
>>168827661
what IS his thing anyway
>>168827263you're in the jungle baby. you're going to dieeeeeeeee
>>168774785
why was this deleted?
maybe ill just whack off again
>>168828097
ugly wgirl, janny doesnt like those
>>168828102
i supportu you!
gook
>>168828291
joy
>>168828219
thanks
>>168828291
think ill whack off to this tbqh
>>168828359
gookgi
i knew all the roads in monopoly are real places in atlantic city, i just found out the purple roads were the all black segregated nigger neighborhoods lol
*posts you up*
>>168827661
holy SHIT
wearing my teamliquid shirt rn :D
>>168828654
god bless
>>168828654
fuck off we hate jjews
>>168828654
imagine waking up to this...
i didnt know there were j jews
what did you think the j stood for idiot
>>168828787
ohayooo *yawns loudly* ready to pray again, gaijin???? :)
ITS A FUCKING JEW YOU IDIOTS
GROSS!!!!!!!
>>168828912
pray to THIS
*sticks omorod in her butt*
theres no way we'll get away with this op....
>>168829106
i like it a lot though i hope it makes it
is this the slamdunk competition 2 general?
its not that i hate wgirls, its that i hate them on the internet
merely my persona
>>168829230
yes
*dunks over kia into the thread*
dick is hairy af
heating up the wax rn
im miserable
>>168829571
*hugs you*
>>168829664
you smell like piss get the FUCK away from me right now
*slides you a fresh new pair of air max 95's*
take it to the court
https://youtu.be/NBKm0Dz944s
your whore is gettin THICC kkk
>>168829720
*hugs you tighter*
>>168829750
*slides em on*
*runs away*
>>168829778
WTF you only got 30 days?
just go on our irc, its the same thing
i never liked irc though
>>168830293
well go to hell buddy
*takes of shirt*
LETS GO BITCH
*runs away*
>>168830524
*tackles you*
*drags you to the locker rooms*
i got a job, its worth getting unlimited data for tmobile right? its $70 a month
>>168830683
yes
>>168830683
wtf do you need unlimited data on a phone for
>>168830771
watch twitch streams while waiting around
>>168830632
*hands you over a skirt*
heh look what he got us boys
>>168830804
what a miserable person you are, yeah get it
>>168830870
what do you do to kill time when you're not at home?
>>168830924
fuck my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4pEr4aeN7w
cash me ousside...
>>168830924
i think about stuff, like any other non-teenager looser
"man im bored, thankfully i can turn on kaceytron right now with my enhanced data plan"
>>168831178
for the small price of $70
wgirls..
i haven't seen a guy get bullied this much since that guy with the stupid vows
>>168831476
sick
don't make fun of my vows
i vow to never gook again
>>168820901
i didnt see his latest film how is it?
>>168831936
omo
ugh just lost a ladder game *chugs a beer*
kills another thread
whats up guys
the sky
>>168832626
is it really though?
>>168832701
yeah
gook
gook
gook
gook
ugh racism
do you think dan ever makes the "my wife for hire" jokes to his fat wife?
did you guys watch bw
heck i missed it today :SSSS
>>168833224
lol
can you believe jp is providing for someone else's daughter
>>168833651
so he can wife her in the future
betas gonna beta
seulgi gonna yeri
really bad post 2hb
>2hb
hmm.. overwatch....
>>168833968
i fucking HATE this dumb cuck always here trying to put me down
2b's booty
if my name was toby i would spell it 2b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWhlJFw4PiQ
damn...
>>168834258
like based gladron
more like madron
well you see *rips a big fart*
>>168834472
shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzMQza8xZCc
dont look so flat to me
reminder that NASAs images of the earth are fake
thanks for buying us ice cream anon
ew they're white
eww hes not white
good morning /scv/ where are my respondbros at?
she's white? lol
>>168836396
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1487545855979.webm
this is why swedes think everything is okay in sweden
>>168836396
hello respondbro, havent seen you in a long time
>>168836669
>>168837003
thank you for your responses
>>168836396
hello!
wgirls...
*barfs*
>>168836994
this is really stimulating my neurons
>>168837363
are you swedish
what about the families of all the victims shouldnt they be forming a reich to save their country?
>>168837423
no thank God
phone
lauren...
*wheels into the thread*
uh we always capitalise when referring to The Lord here i hope you'll learn to fit in soon
>>168837870
phone
>>168837812
do you think she likes l-legacy of the void...
Gdi
its funny because there are really people out there that think wgirls like the above are pretty haha
>>168837956
i'm gonna make a fake twitter account and ask her
dont forget to think before you post...
hmmmmmmmmmm.....
>>168838638
lol this loser plays video games
pet gook
>>168838975
is she 55
omo
i had a dream that a space alien crash landed in front of me and he emerged from his metal spaceship and started asking for hip hop recommendations but he was really gay cause he only like indie backpackers and looked down on that 'ignorant gangster rap' so i left him to die
fany saves the weirdest pics
>>168838975
>tattoo
lol
im partial to salt & vinegar myself
now that i think about it gorillas and mma are pretty cool
im so freakin frustrated!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rapes a pillow*
*calls the pillow pillece*
>>168838351
i don't know how to think ;_;
>>168840481
*grabs another pillow and rapes it while staring at you*
>>168840541
me neither...
hmm......
wish i was that pillow...
*dresses up as a pillow and waits*
nice starcraft related discussion here
the closest i have ever come to cuddling a girl is cuddling a body pillow
anyone have a link to the archive of the last thread that got deleted
>>168829487
my d*ck got a little scorched and bled a little guys...
>>168840936
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal glan- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal gland can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds.
i hope pig poster is okay
>>168841029
good post
way better than the about my penis
>>168836994
what the fuck
>>168842084
grossssssssssssssss
gook
i wonder why my hangover wasnt so bad today
drank more than normal plus this was my 5th day in a row of drinking
*cracks a cold one*
make that 6th day
>>168843262
>>168843398
nobody cares you fucking losers
i wasnt gonna drink tonight but it seems to piss that guy off so ill crack a few cold ones
>>168843436
shut the fuck up fucking newfuck
anyone else put ice in their beer?
>>168843436
+1
knowing its hbt makes it intolerable
kys you ugly shit
so theres a personal za and bsticks in the fridge.. not sure if its for me...
better to say 'sorry' than 'please'
>>168844236
who cares eat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87ARHzyO4k
bennnnnnzaaiiiiiteeennnn
yeah japs are pretty much subhuman in the way they conducted themselves during ww2. harry truman is beyond reproach
cool saw my mom got her own personal za and now i know this is for me...
le unit 731 lol
was 2 nukes enough?
>>168844217
why would you be so mean, woopr
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5c9jgz_botchamania-335_sport
the nukes were used on the wrong guys.
> She's got the perfect, highly tanned body and you are about to be transported to Latin America, the land of eternal summer where NoeMilk is already preparing her pussy for your hard cock. Don't make her wait!
who are you quoting
and secondly, how do you 'prepare a pussy'
https://chaturbate
.com/pixiepixelized/
omo
>>168845656
the description of the vr vod i just bought
>>168845814
lol virgin
>>168845814
spit on it
so shes sitting around spitting on her twat just waiting for some dude's rod?
thats not sexy at all
you wouldnt know what sexy was if it raped you
>rehabs my scap'
ugh greentext. not a fan
>its a wonder why we dont say everything in this fantastic green colored text
how do I effectively deal with mutalisks as protoss if i don't like to play stargate?
just got back from a japanese restaurant with my family!! it was good...
greentext is an advanced form of posting not everyone can master it right away
http://imgur.com/a/9O1x6
omo
>>168847380
stalkers
>>168847513
>http
wheres the S retard?
>>168842365
you think that's bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1CacgMWIs
just ordered some 'za
>>168847721
a god
>>168847721
we call it zoot here because were real abstract intellectuals
ugh zoot? not a fan
we dont do that actually
any minute now...
haha jk actually i am a fan and we do call it that :)
zoot zoot zoot
one order of hot zoot comin right up kid says the website
*dons a zoot suit*
>>168847721
based
*says zoot*
i can get used to this
>>168847380
phoenix are really the only safe way to deal with mutalisks
you can build stalkers, ht and archons but you'll need to hit a good timing and it will probably become a base race that you should lose
they dont make music like they did in the early naughties
zoot.. being zooted means being drunk/high....
lost 6 twitter followers cuz i rt trump stuff :\
how i win?
uh what channel is the all star game on...
>>168849209
just concede. wow what a shit opener rofl
>>168849113
they probably all follow trump already and you're just shitting up their feed with useless rts...
>>168849448
well im down to 17 followers now and im not happy
how much is one of those follower bots
>GSL Code S 2d 7h 45m
>>168849648
STINKY
>>168849648
i wanna steal her stinky laggy undies...
>>168849209
boot up a chessengine
>>168849381
haha... yeah... *closes chess and boots up porn*
how can an anime lag -.-
>cuz i retweet trump stuff
lol
haha.. awesome...
>>168844217
is it really hbt
i dont believe you hbt is a cool dude that doesnt drink
smix the stupid ugly chink cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smix should get some big ol bolt on boobies....
and a big niki minaj ghetto booty...
she'd be aight if she got a jaw shave
i wish i could get a jaw shave
Lauren Compton @Imlaurencompton
Hi
such a good move dropping that dead weight irrelevant huk nigger -__-
now shes a free independent woman doing her own shit...
love smix <33
when i saw this picture this morning it made me think that it would be cool if smix looked like this instead of how she actually looks
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o
hmm... i see...
im a nazi now...
>>168849209
knight g5 bishop f7
https://gfycat
.com/ScholarlyCheeryFlickertailsquirrel
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I believe these are plum blossoms, a pretty prelude to the main cherry blossom season in Japan
>>168850937
she is -literally- 13 in that picture, she become so gross since then lol
https://www.instagram.com/mellyfoshizzle/?hl=en
>>168851112
B L A C K E D
how jelly are you right now?
>>168851176
well she has a kbf but she ghetto as fuck ye
>>168851323
looks yummy but garlic butter sauce is tastier than ranch :)
>>168851112
communism... not even once...
>>168851323
wtf my dominos never looks that good
you got some good pizza makers there.............3
>>168850995
mhm mhm.... yes yes... very interesting....
i actually feel so guilty for being white
not me, i got bacon and chicken on my 'za since i'm not a retard
>>168851112
holy shit
oh man...
i really am going to die alone arent i.............
>>168851112
am i a pedophile for finding her more attractive when she was 13??
>>168851881
no you are every guy ever
>>168851112
her hips tho gaddam...
>>168851645
same tbqh (just saying that to show i care about other races, i actually don't feel guilty at all lol)
i dont care about other races lol
i care about asians
not so much about blacks or brown idiots
and literally no one cares about natives
why should i feel guilty for being born white
frick off
>>168852273
what about aboriginals?
>>168852325
never encountered one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
please god please buy me for honor
https://youtu.be/fItxli7-uU0
i dont care about paleshits
if i post my steam profile will you guys +rep me
i wana scam some dumb kids
then why do you want to live in our countries so bad :)
>>168852675
ya sure post it
ive loved asian girls for a long time now
the land of the free...
>>168852702
https://steamcommunity.com/id/iAxX
my steam profile is full of hateful comments from randos i made angry back when i played dota 2
how do i -rep him
i have no idea how to use steam shit beyond for loading games
but bacon and chicken are two of the worst topping you can get on '
were all purists here that stick to cheese or pep' on our ' like true ' cognescentis
cognescentis
(Cognescenti) An expert is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.
jp is playing dota2 and listening to some house music and talking to his chat about how he's been to raves
>>168852203
>>168852273
heres your you dipshits
if you arent eating plain margherita you are a fucking pleb to be honest my mans
a chicken BLT with no cheese...
>>168853198
usually you help us with the words mommy didnt teach us but our mommys did teach us this word
>>168849209
did you complete those exercises yet?
>>168849209
first of all get on a real computer that can handle chess
>>168853325
>us
im actually stupid and i didnt know it
my mans...........
is it hard to last hit in dota2 or is jp just really bad...
how many points is a 3 pointer worth?
>>168853524
depends on how many points you want
i left a comment on that guys steam page. thought it was a pretty good one
>>168853524
Three. If you get fouled while shooting you get a free throw and a chance at a four point play.
>>168853524
three
>>168853405
what the hell do you mean??? >__>
>>168853583
i read it and then just rolled my eyes
>>168853607
is there a strat that revolves around just forcing your opponent to foul you while you throw a 3 pointer?
honestly sounds a bit op
>>168853583
are you fucking serious dude
>>168853346
yeah it got boring
>>168853773
most of that is idle time
>>168853773
holy shit
these people post here
>>168853815
now do these
https://en.lichess.org/training/
>>168853757
well you have to make the three pointer and get fouled to get a 4 point play
but yes look at the golden state warriors. its their entire game plan and they are the best team in the nba
>>168853953
>lifeless idiots post here
are you surprised?????????
?
really gotta poop
way too many niggers play b ball
like way, way too many
>>168854209
its a way out the hood man...
>>168854140
this is not about being lifeless or not
>>168854209
how many should be allowed to play? ideally speaking...
>>168854272
as many as should be allowed to live
>>168854209
so what
>>168854354
so that makes it bad
eleven thousand seven hundred sixty three hours on dota 2
>>168854449
dont you need like 10k hours to become pro at something
>>168854639
guess that guys a stupid nigger
>>168854420
not if you're a basketball american
more than half of those hours come from the fact id leave dota 2 open and have my computer on 24/7
>The principle holds that 10,000 hours of "deliberate practice" are needed to become world-class in any field.
lmao
livibees streaming...
HOW
CAN
SHE
SLAP
imagine clicking on minions for 12 THOUSAND hours
thousand
>>168855117
what a fucking loser lmfao
a garage sale
the sims online is back and free, we could literally make an scv house
>>168855117
i cant imagine doing it for fucking 10 minutes
jesus
imagine clicking for 12 thousands hours
imagine having a skin color other than white
>>168855443
its good for the brain, the mind, the soul
>>168854272
ideally zero because ideally they'd all be dead
okay fine, i didnt want to play with you guys anyway
ideally
>>168855413
oh god x_x
if someone had a gun and said "you have to pick one other race to become other than white or i kill u" what would you pick
did a quick calculation
12k hours is literally 500 full 24 hour days
assuming he doesnt play this shitty fucking game for more than 12 hours a day thats 1k days
what the fuck
>>168855723
what an absolute loser rofl
>>168855723
disturbing, and he's not alone either there are many people who have above 10k hours in that click game
i dont get it
ngl tho p sure i invested over 10k hours into 4chan
these pigskins need to go to sleep (forever)
>>168856005
makes ya stink...
>>168856021
wish it was that easy :/
ive put probably 10k hours into 4chan too but at least 4chan makes me think hmmmm
dota definitely makes you think more than 4chan lmfao
https://www.twitch
.tv/honeyliciousss
>>168856264
7/10 stinker
i bet you wont post your home address in this thread
>>168856384
you're right
*has a thinking overdose*
>>168856384
with over 10k hours invested into 4chan you fucking bet i wont lol
i already posted my address. you just have to unscramble the letters from my posts and select the correct numbers from my post numbers.
>>168856384
1600 pennslyvania avenue, washington d.c.
post your phone number at least so we can all text each other :3
10k hours... a true grandmaster...
>>168856576
our guy...
>>168856384
1627 glen flora, waukegan il
send me something nice :)
>>168856481
phone shit dont post this here anymore
getting braces in 6 days :\
whats it like...
>>168856481
whats the white stuff on the black guys arm
>>168856842
are you getting top + bottom? bands?
pallete expander?
i had all of the above and then retainers, it was a nightmare but if its just top then it wont be so bad
im slowly trolling this guy into insanity
https://oddshot.tv/s/rk9dha
https://oddshot.tv/s/FWrhzl
https://oddshot.tv/s/useeJh
https://oddshot.tv/s/kcrSjI
cant wait for the big payoff lol
>>168856947
top and bottom with bands and they said i will need retainer for years after
>>168856870
jizz
>>168857090
i got top and bottom with bands. didnt wear the retainer tho and its been about idk, 10 years since then and my teeth have only moved back a little bit
>>168857043
dude why the fuck are you messing with alan. i been watching him since the jtv days and they're one of the nicest couples on the internet
>>168857043
what sent the guy off? i don't get it
>>168856681
i'll send my love :3
>>168857043
lfmao keep going what a rager
>>168857197
same, they told me to wear the retainer for something like 5 years after but i only wore it for about 6 months and threw them out
only minor movement glad i didnt listen to those retards
>>168856870
my CUMSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>168857197
well what are the actrual braces like
im pretty nervous. and paying for it by myself :\
$10,202 to get them on
any advice on fixing a sleep schedule. i only been sleeping for like 3-4 hours and wake up randomly. i dont want to die
just be happy you didnt have to have one of these
such a painful experience when mommy would turn the key to expand....omg.....
>>168857435
braces took about 4 days to kinda stop feeling them inside the mouth and 1 or 2 days to re-get-used to them after going in for tightening. brushing was tough and when they took them off my shit was hella yellow and dirty cuz my bristles couldnt reach the tooth properly. bands were sorta fun i wore them during sleep and they changed the way my jaw rests
i didnt pay for them tho 10k sounds like alot
>>168857617
holy shit what the flip is that!!!!!!
>>168857532
no real advice really but i hear exercise throughout the day helps with sleep :\
>>168857257
because i got bored of miqueena
>>168857268
just constantly talking shit for a long time now
>>168857294
yeah hes really starting to crack up
all these (You)s....
>>168857743
i havent watch her stream in like 6 months. does she still stream
>>168857672
fuckkk im not happy dude
maybe it will be ok
miqueenas husband is white swedish balding
>>168857935
im thankful i got it done when i wasnt big into talking or thinking. wouldnt wanna do it now
>>168857743
>because i got bored of miqueena
more like "she didn't pay any attention to me so i had to find someone that would"
i'm really scared my waifu will never stream again. it's been 4 months and i miss her
https://www.twitch
.tv/gmdkdsla
>>168858036
>gets up on stream and locks door
>stops streaming for 2 weeks due to stress/health issues
uhhh
get at me when ur twitch waifu hasnt streamed for a year.....
>>168858032
yea my parents are p poor so couldnt get em when everone had em
just got coverage from ym job so gonna do it now... thanks for encouragement man
remember that time miqueena thought her stream was off so she started drinking the cum out of used condoms with a straw? so weird, where the heck did they even come from?
>>168858269
hey, good luck my dude
>>168858265
poor guy. do you watch old vods?
>>168858364
you're so fucking ill
>>168858454
no i sorta forgot about her tb h lol
my dude
my mans
my bro
*self embalms*
>>168858639
boromir...
>>168858364
miqueena said after her 3rd abortion her doctor told her that her uterus was destroyed, so she can have all the cum she wants dude, don't judge
i'm really lonely. i wish i had my child fall asleep on my lap while i am cuddling my wife. imagine what a wonderful life that would be.
sounds good to me m'bloke
>>168859010
would be pretty cool not gonna friggin lie here
>tb h
>>168859635
literally the only reason why i never managed to play sc2.
>>168859635
t1nyazng1rlz0m0
>>168859635
niggerslayer666
if thats taken then Sickzii
asians
>>168860038
k > c > j > v > i > t
#facts
>>168859635
vodnvape
according to herodotus ancient ethiopians lived to be 120 years old on average and were know for being the 'tallest and most beautiful' of all known peoples
>>168860198
tallest in this scenario meaning 5'1
>>168860109
>k in front
no lol
c > j > t > v > k > i
t (ladyboys) > j > c > i > k > v
>>168860109
the best thais are better than the best of any other asian. they aren't last.
woah woah WOAH i thought t was for taiwanese
>>168860198
we wuz aesthetic n sheit
After a horrible day it's a beautiful night to see Lego Batman at the drive in. I did make my fat head pizza again and so good. Time to go back to the movie.
>>168860534
same tbqh
>>168860275
he also writes that the son of cyrus, cambyses, marched against the ethiopians without sufficient provisions for the trip and after they ran out of food the soldiers drew lots and the unlucky one was devoured by his peers
reminder that ethiopians in those days were white look up our man Prestor John for the legacy of white christian kingdoms in the indian/african continent
yeah i dont come to scv for a history lesson so lets just stick to rating gookmonkeys thanks
i like that we can have a thread where we all hate anon >>168860730 and he hates us and yet we still get along just fine
BABY
i compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey~
>>168860835
gayest post of 2017
nice job man
>>168860663
thanks, i almost forgot
what about cambodians and bangin bangladeshis....
>>168860912
post one example of an attractive one
>>168860869
+1
it was literally the gayest post since gay came to gaytown
what book should i read
he +1'd his own post lol
>>168860979
404 image not found
>>168861119
was fathers & sons not good enough for you?
read journey to the end of night by louis-ferdinand celine. very sardonic & dark
sar·don·ic
Grimly mocking or cynical.
>>168861119
american coup by william arkin
>>168861214
okay im doing journey to the end of night :)
i'll have my review by next sunday
>>168860663
we wuz ethiopians n sheit
>>168861252
seriously grade school level vocabulary pal
its almost impossible to figure out how to measure out calories in rice -_-
shhhhhh. nobody make a sound. i think we have a retard in this thread. if we stay perfectly still he might leave.
We (as humans) were never meant to actually cook our food, but rather to eat it raw
>>168861543
how do you read your books? do you go to the library and check them out or download onto a e-reader or read .pdfs online?
audiobook at 1.75x speed
I read on my kindle or iPad. Sometimes I'll buy physical. I never purchase or use anything second hand.
>>168862203
download them n put em on the ereader
kony 2012
okay leave me alone idiots im reading
>>168862640
*leaves you alone*
>>168862624
make uganda great again
yeah... back in the good ol' days when uganda was great...
>>168862865
*wistfully recalls those halcyon days*
dictionary please define halcyon
hal - cy - on
adj. - ur a gay BITCH!!!
thank u
miss me with that gay shit bruh :joy:
hal·cy·on
Denoting a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful.
slow ass mothafucka... gotta do 2 jobs up in this smGDh -.-
farting again...
*cracks open a craft beer*
*warms up tube amp*
*puts on audiophile headpones*
*puts a jazz record on*
>>168863354
can you describe the mids
*parks my fixed-gear*
*loads my mahogany pipe with the finest organic virgina tobacco*
*breaks out the beard oil*
*commands siri to play some theolonius monk*
>>168863529
post your beard at this point honestly
>>168850228
what was it pls
to drink or not to drink
>>168863614
a naked girl!!!!!
>>168863895
well thats just not a true story so you should feel bad
is exbc the best couple on twitch?
>>168864443
no sodapoppin and legendarylea
>>168864531
but they rarely stream together
>>168864553
u didnt specify that -.-
>>168864662
oh sorry
what are we watching
>>168864712
dreamhack csgo final
>>168864712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsgPGhjjfVI
>>168864768
12k hours fag
*shrugs*
>>168864712
https://www.tumblr.com/video/hotsugar/10864685795/500/
>>168865357
best video ive seen in years
>>168866914
whos that in the back
>>168866914
awesome bush on that one girl s_s
wanna floss with it
>>168866914
why do girls not shave
the people
united
will never be divided
*wants to learn something about something*
*makes a thread on 4chan about it*
*gets no replies*
guess i'll never know...
>>168868036
hmm yes www.google.com this site is down for me as well
wonder when it will be brought back up :thinking:
rip
>*wants to learn something about something*
whoops lost my immersion right there
gi :x
>>168869359
word it better
how would you have worded it?
fine
>not every truth is the better for showing its face undisguised; and often silence is the wisest thing for a man to heed
*thinks*
*wants to learn something new*
or
*wants to engross myself into something new*
wtf milo is a pedo
wtf i love pedos now
freak
>happiness is a choice that requires effort at times
might explain my situation lol
>>168870768
happiness if effortless for most humans
nice typo idiot
retard
>>168871296
fuck u
bitch
when i am emporer of the world everyone that has ever worn a flatcap will be sent to labor camps
gook
>>168871595
flat baseball cap i mean flat billed baseball cap
omg
>>168871647
why\
.
>>168871647
>white """"""""""""people"""""""""""""
hope everyone got to see that post before it was deleted
I saw it
I wish I didnt desu senpai
>desu senpai
hmmm gonna kfap
i really want to wake my neighbor up tonight but its raining and the ground is all soft
>>168873506
take a small saucepan from the kitchen
>>168873548
and do what with it?
>>168873603
hit it with your bat
so flippen hungry >_>
but i am committered to weight lost...
>>168871647
>>168871925
>>168872325
what was it...
>>168873651
i dont want to mess up the saucepan...
>>168873730
man induces earthworm to slither into his urethra
its always sunny in philly
i only seen like 10 episodes but so far its really good cuz theres no fucking niggers
i guess i could go out there and hit the root or piece of wood thats on the ground but now my shoes will get all muddy
>>168874040
people will wake up to your lies some day
i hope i never wake up
*loads up mac10*
>>168873787
omo
*maps*
so ive got 8 1/2 beers... could get kinda drunk for a bit
then again ive gotten drunk the last 5 nights in a row and probably take a break..
>>168875207
yeah but #yolo just go to the store tomorrow
>>168875207
1-9 drink the beers
0 dont
someone regale me with tales from their life
>>168875424
i sat in my room today and ate a bunch of leftovers. i thought about opening the blinds but didnt.
that's about it i think
>>168875424
im a BITCH!!!!
>>168875261
but then if i want to go to the store tomorrow i wont have my pre-store beer that i drink to get rid of the anxiety of going to the store
>>168875424
one time this girl sucked my dick and when she left the room her sister came in and started making out w/me and grinding my dick. she did this behind her sisters back all day
3 years later i got suckerpunched by the ex-boyfriend at the time of the girl who sucked my dick (they were still going out still and he just found out that day). his punch only clipped my ear and i scrambled backwards because he was built like a fullback and could destroy me if he could ever catch me
>>168876352
pretty good story
so 1 pound of fat is the equivalent of 3500 calories
i drink about 1500 calories worth of beer a day
that means by taking a month long sober break id lose 12 pounds just by quitting drinking...
>>168876781
kick depression in the nuts!
i need to kill 12 hours. how am i supposed to do that? it's going to be agony and go by slowly
that's what cold ones are for
>>168877257
no fucking help at all. i dont have them and cant get them for 12 hours
>>168877310
id just kms
>>168877310
the oroville dam spillway is getting worse...
>>168877503
cold ass nibba
no school tomorrow :D staying up all night
>>168877624
good. california is a modern day gomorrah that needs to be washed away
>>168877707
i havent been school in 11 years...
>>168877729
do you like your job at least?
just fapped and didn't clean my hands properly and had a bit of cum on my finger and accidentally just smothered my lip in cum ama
>>168877751
ive never worked a day in my life...
>>168877792
sounds like a very fulfilling life
>>168877787
whats your home address
>>168877787
how did it taste
should i watch coyote ugly or moulin rouge?
read seanbabys review of coyote ugly
>>168877709
it is the source of 61% of californias drinking water
https://youtu.be/yxgtyOfwrj8
the part where they show the dirt they covered in concrete is where the dam overflowed and failed last week (just to the left of the spillway) thats all going to get washed away when it fails
they've been draining water down the spillway slide thing to lower the water level and take pressure off the dam all week. the slide was fine 2 days ago and now its ripped apart. the water is tearing the spillway apart and the damage is creeping up to the dam fast
i dont think they can stop it
>>168877930
>>168877958
coyote ugly is the perfect level of so bad its good. it was the first dvd i ever bought
https://youtu.be/I6vLz1TjeVY
greek history is full of ironies
herodotus tells the story of a mad king who had a dream in which he saw a man named 'smerdis' sitting on his royal throne. smerdis was the name of his brother so he sent his most trusted advisor to slay his brother before he could ever challenge him for his power. later on his madness induces one of his nobles to revolt and that man concocts a scheme to put his own brother on the royal throne disguised as the mad king's slain brother (who most people thought was still alive) and claim his as the rightful king of the land and this nobleman's brother coincidentally shared the same name of the king's dead brother 'smerdis'.
the king then realizes that the smerdis he killed was never the smerdis he saw in his dream that usurped the throne and curses himself for slaying his own brother
>>168878532
its got a better rating than jennifers body and i just watched that and thought it was good...
>>168878682
sounds like a gay deviantart fanfic
yeah but it really happened
>>168878465
whats the worst case scenario
>>168879228
you sucking my dick
>>168878682
herodotus was writing about things that happened 150 years before he lived and/or getting stories thirdhand. you can't fully trust any history until around livy 100 b.c.e. rome where lots of records still exist
https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/comments/5v1koy/selfie_i_stopped_wearing_face_makeup_about_a/
>I finally feel confident with my makeup-free face and wanted to share with you guys! Skincare routine in comments : )
>has flawless skin
lolok nice bravery m8
>>168879443
good post
>>168879430
ya I don't believe any history honestly
>>168879430
whats your point? im reading herodotus cuz it's interesting & i learn a lot even if the stories are mostly embellishments the people & places & events he's describing are almost all entirely verified.
my spermer is juicy af rn
feels good rn
any1 else here rn?
>>168880057
>>168880157
wasnt talking to you cartooner
>>168880228
>>168880878
worst post itt
shit my bitch gook rape
good morning haha
ahahahahaha
im planning to join the airforce and asking for god to be station here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misawa_Air_Base
i wish i could have a tent or a hammock out in the back yard to sleep in
but even now at 4am theres still tons of noise that would make it hard to sleep.. cars going by, sirens, dogs in the distance...
i need to live out in the country....
lotta spiders and creepy crawly stuff outside especially around trees would be up in your hammock and tent
>>168881980
well i could put a clear tarp over it..
plus night rapists
yes... hmmmmm i see... mhmmm
so bored without being drunk....
>>168882191
smoke ab owl
cant wait to be fricked have an upper boat
the worst part too is that i drank the last 5 nights in a row so im going to be wide awake tonight with insomnia.. probably going to be up for another 6 hours....
listen to a podcast or something to pass the time
>>168882479
you should probably just kys might make things easier? seems like you are the only one posting here too.
>sad life
>>168882479
>gun emoji
>your headw
>>168882630
>headw
wgirls..
>>168882705
disgusting
omo
>>168882834
post her dick
>>168882834
>>168882705
keep on slidin' boiz
>>168882834
4/10
>>168882834
>>168882705
i bet makeup is at least 100 a month
this makes me want to off
we like makeup here...
odds buy for honor
evens wait a month for the price to half
0 break nofap
hmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sexsells/comments/5v2te4/lets_explore_ourselves_together_kik_gfe_rate_pic/
hmmm....
time to kill myself.
goodbye
cya
from now on ill only consider girls with the makeup free faces
>>168884501
what about girls with vaginas....
>>168884584
o-one step at a time fellow ex-gaybro...
nice dude. probably should worry more about real life. mayber. talking like this is cool too thuugh
who duhsnt luv sounding special
pwease pwease Gaude gibs me an azing girl giffy pwase Gaude puh-wease ;________;
https://chaturbate
.com/bars377/
omo
crap i blasted all over the carpet by accident
crap i militarized the rhineland
ever since i started cold showering my blastoffs have been uncontrollable
>>168824718
guys one of my posts became a meme post on reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5uunw4/v_discusses_yugioh_and_spans_of_time/
yeah you would know
>>168886204
you posted it you'reself
please god please holocaust the redditors
we love reddit here moran
well at least my gums dont bleed anymore when i brush...
>>168886758
dont forget to floss
>>168886719
nope
>>168886447
no i didn't
>>168886558
neck yourself
>>168886753
ty
>unpacks it
good morning...hope everyone has a good day at work today
>>168887692
a literal god
whats with white people and canned fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD9PlQK25LA&feature=youtu.be&t=274
someone get me tissues...
>>168888323
what an whore
what's with nonwhite people and being subhuman?
someone murder me...
upgooked
anime witches are the bwest!
>>168888323
read this as "someone has issues" so I waited the whole time expecting someone to get hit by a dart of something haha.. wow girls day huh. how are they even still going? so old and beat up
yura's ass was made for bbc
https://youtu.be/y_AjIkpJ9hs
omg they're freaking nuts...
https://youtu.be/Vkk3Ze1hF20
owned
next time, listen to trans folks. listen to women. listen to black folks. listen to native folks. listen to survivors.
https://youtu.be/uk9ksdAk5BY?t=271
wgirls...
>>168890609
i want to keep pink shorts locked in my basement for a few years...
https://youtu.be/nRu1Um3DJWs
it's just a prank bro haha
>>168890886
wgirls are very cute
>>168890989
sicko!!
>>168890989
i want to keep the other one locked in my life for a few decades (by making her my wife)
>>168891243
amen...
>>168891258
awomen
please be more inclusive
>>168891835
amen has nothing to do with men
it's derived from amun the egyptian god
*hyperventilates*
holy crap who needs drugs when you can just breath O_o
O_0
odds delissio and beer
evens noodles
0 can salmon
please god please give me a psvr bundle
>>168893138
lucky
odds be depressed and make no life progress
evens be depressed and make no life progress
>>168893272
changed my mind im gonna have delissio and a cold one before my mid day nap
gook
why arent you watching Eve?
>>168896016
im shitposting in chat
Boxer is god confirmed
>>168896564
this sasha guy is american or something, he just played with her and now he's being super beta and autistic in the chat
>>168896707
I just showed up, dont have h1z1 so cant really paly with her :(
eve is so freaking plastic now...
yep i just decided
shes cute af when she speaks english :3
im berry berry good~~
*plays a korean grind game whilst watching star trek*
https://youtu.be/AtEFoeon8lU
his crime spree is finally over
>>168898263
which trek?
>>168897884
i love the way she wiggles when saying it :3
im risking a lot right now with my farts
very close to sharting
*farts*
>>168898698
lolololol xD
GaYoung Kim
작심삼일 열번만 하자
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leora...
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_9
>>168900937
OMO
the other gayoung kim:
>>168900937
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1
cant make this shit up
>>168901307
rofl
>>168901307
hahaha. dude is in the wrong room
>>168901307
I would treat my girlfriend better if i had one...
dumb cucks
wtf is wrong with you retards
it's only destiny shitters
>>168901438
damn that dog is getting it IN
too awkward to watch
>>168901668
we hate him and hope he dies soon
imagine twerking in the guest room while sickzii is reading stuff on the phone...
is he kissing with a dog
he pays more attention to a fucking dog over a perfect white girl...
:)
:)
dj jimi break:
https://youtu.be/ovQSaYGTvsI
frick my butt dude
nigger :(
speaking of niggers, i just got some weed and i'm gonna smoke some right now
>>168902817
how is weed related to niggers
>>168902856
based nigger
oroville dam spillway...
12k hours
lmao
was finally able to sleep after turning off my monitor and my tv...
they were saying dickie in 92'
holy crappers...
just played csgo
snsd
lsd
guys I payed 240 bucks to be somewhere in 40 minutes but i dont wanna leave the house n i cant ask for refound what should i do????
sriracha chips....
yum...
fritos with cheese
yum...
>>168904579
have a good, 5 minute long stretch, then try to tell me you dont wanna go
hour three of nofap -.-
NIGGERS FOR LIFEFUCKING YOUR WIFE
still feels like im hungover more than 30 hours later...
>>168903615
lol
still cant believe it
>>168906294
puked this morning :|
wgirls...
wgirls who lift weights...
>>168906807
thats a nice hair bun
>*turn computer on*
>*realize I'm not doing anything I can't do more comfortably from my ipad*
>*feel sad*
>*turn computer off*
wasting my life desu
will daniel ever be back at it again with the white vans?
yo i got a fake id tho
is fanyfanytiffanyy here
i hope sickzii had a good day at work
>>168908148
Kreygasm
>>168908148
thought it was a boy from the thumbnail >_<
zg >.<
>>168908502
>>168908502
>>168908502
>>168908502
ugh early >_<
and dumb shitty chesser
>*turn computer on*
>*realize I'm not doing anything I can't do more comfortably from my ipad*
>*feel sad*
>*turn computer off*
wasting my life desu
sad!
based janny
personally, i blame the op image. at least this one has an image of a live action zergling
this is my fav op of the year lets stay here
>>168913174
next OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE
janny bb
>>168913494
>>168913494
>>168913494
>>168913494
here's your le epic on topic OP
https://twitter.com/robertlescieur/status/833690955773538304