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/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General
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2017-02-19 08:42:59
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Better Dead Than Red edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
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how does kjearbye get away with blatantly aimbotting?
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Reminder that there is no demographic more cancerous than the worst coast cuckolds.
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1) Your age
2) Your rank
3) Number of gfs (female) you've had
>27
>Global
>0
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I was promised fresh memes.
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who /beatworldedittimeaftertimeagainonesea/ here?
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>>168821184
26
the fourth one
none
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>>168821184
>25
>Supreme
>0
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>>168820989
is there a better team logo than that of G2?
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>>168821184
>27
>LEM
>engaged
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>>168821203
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>>168821184
>18
>don't play ranked
>4
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>>168821184
29
global
0
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>>168821248
>>168821249
csgo is a game for hightest dudebros
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>>168821184
26
Faceit rank 9
ESEA rank A-
4 and currently one gf(male)
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Reminder that as a valve owned report csgog is a wholely owned subsidiary of d2g
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>>168821280
Albus Nox Luna or Tyloo
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Anybody at Dreamhack?
Take a pic of the crowd I wanna see how dead it really is
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>>168821308
Why the Famass and not the UMOP?
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>>168821184
>24
>DMG
>0
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anders and semmler casting kill me pls
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>>168821184
>29
>Silver EM (only been playing a few months)
>3 long term (longer than a month)
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>>168821184
>23
>DMG
>0
>tfw suck at not only life but videogames as well.
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>>168821439
Why so ESL, /d2g/?
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where's the crowd?
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>>168821184
>21
>LEM
>Zero
I'll get one when I become global!
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>>168821748
>he hasn't mastered the god weapon
Only those who know
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>>168821909
They're shooting around them to not have to show the empty arena.
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no crowd?
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>>168821184
25
dmg
4
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Why do people get mad if you use wallhack? It's not like you get free kills, you still need good aim.
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>>168822086
Why do people get mad if you use aimbot? It's not like you get free kills, you still need good positioning.
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chad should just be allowed to swear on the desk
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>>168821184
24
>falling for the 5v5 minigame meme
just one that i'm with currently
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>>168821392
What MM rank is 9 and A-?
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>playing on mm or pugs
>not playing only kz and surf and LAN with friends when you want to actually play
>not getting all your knowledge from analyzing pros
terrible, all of you.
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Polish cs LUL
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>>168821840
>tfw the only thing you've been good at is video games but not good enough to make a living out of it
>tfw all you've done growing up is playing video games and since you've been naturally talented at them you have never had to put down effort to get better so you never developed any discipline so now when you want to learn a new skill you give up after a couple of days
really grinds ur gears
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>>168822198
Smix is allowed to, and Thorin is allowed to say "punch your pipeline" for like 30 minues, so i don't see why he can't.
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>Pro players cosistently frag people through smoke
explain this bullshit
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>>168821308
Switch famas for papi bizon and you got it my dude.
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>>168822335
Are you me?That hit too close to home.
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>>168822413
they forgot to turn off the outlines on the players computers
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>>168822413
gamesense as usual
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>>168822443
No
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>>168822443
>tfw no pepe bizon skin
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>he is an "adult" `male` 'human' who wears shorts
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>>168823010
>>168820989
>>168821308
Ah this is some kind of anti meme
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>>168822413
You do realise that smokes aren't a wall that block bullets don't you? If you aren't spamming them and shooting at spots where players obviously are, you aren't playing the game properly.
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>>168822534
>buy a guitar
>plonk away for some weeks
>lose interest
>start learning new languages
>duolingo/memrise/schoolbooks from library
>lose interest after a while
>start learning programming
>code for months, even go to uni for software development
>realize you don't have the intrinsic motivation, discipline nor creativity to actually enjoy it
>drop out with a bunch of debts
>have a revelation that you'll never achieve anything anyways so might as well go back to playing counter-strike and work shitty jobs for the rest of your life
hmm maybe
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>>168823109
I like shorts.
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>>168823109
w...what do normies wear? ;_;
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>>168823301
Please stop.
>doing CS Bsc at uni from where i have dropped out already once
>family members gave me money to continue
>still don't feel like doing any kind of coding
>need to finish my thesis but i hit a wall and feeling like shit by not being able to figure out how to get over it
uh oh
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>>168823681
esports was a mistake
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>VP on train
Didn't they learn anything?
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>>168823834
Well in Vegas anyway. No idea why they put it on there, CSGO is not something people will spend Vegas money on yet.
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GET FUCKED ASSTRALIS
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>>168823681
1 ticket was $300
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Byali toggled
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>>168824459
>Hooker and watching comfy on couch
>Seat in empty room, 35yards away from the screen
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Is it over for the EU team?
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Reminder that the arena is even more empty than you can see, they have the top tiers curtained off from view (grey on the map). Even the sections they have open there are completely empty.
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>Taz's tweet haunted Astralis.
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>>168823664
sounds like you've finished soon, keep it up, do it for us underachievers
i haven't touched any code since dropping out (3 years ago)
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>pain train
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Hey guys, croatian news paper wrote a little article about niko, its not a major paper, its like bit crappy papers
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>>168824859
>7:0
>Over for VP
???
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>there's no one in the audience
Yeah no.
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>>168824915
What a shame, it's such a cool stage
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>we're no longer choking
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>>168825038
>camera points to where the most people are.
>ALIVE AUDIENCE
LMAO
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>>168825023
What a subhuman language
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>Unstopable; 9 rounds in a row
Fuck those casters
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>>168825215
Then where did the cheering come from?
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>>168825283
from the screen shot you posted?
Retarded moron.
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GUYS
DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ???
SEVERE CHOKING GOING ON
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10:0 Ja pierdole!
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>>168825023
What does the comic say?
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>>168823179
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>its a 'anders does everything in his power to jinx the VP plow' episode
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>>168825442
fuck off lelouch
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>>168825424
VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM
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>>168825442
Only children and women believe in "jinxing" you swine
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>>168825023
Hallo raven-kun
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feels good
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>>168825528
>>168825541
>they don't have the script
we're going to overtime, dunno what the fuck you guys are smoking
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>memeler
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>>168825535
My sides
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>>168825424
>vaccination before
>vaccination today in age of pernar & co.
Pernar is one of our politicians.. Long story
>>168825638
Who?
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>DEVICE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>device
hahahahahahahaha
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>Gla1ve isn't getting tons of perfect spray kills through smoke
>astralis losing
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Why the fuck did I bet on the choking shitters
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>dev1ce
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IF YOU'RE AT DREAMHACK START A CHOKE CHANT RIGHT NOW
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>device
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>>168825950
>>168825953
>>168826004
>>168826057
i had to clean my fingerbox, what did i miss???
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Virtus.throw
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>>168826235
>fingerbox
quick rundown?
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Any crowd shots? Is it as empty today?
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>>168826283
>being this new
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>>168825221
Its a nice language ok..
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>>168826235
clips twitch tv dreamhackcs/
BetterPenguinFUNgineer
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BYE BYE SHITSTRALIS.
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vp 6 pistols lmao, dont see that everyday
just goes to show how shit the danes are
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Reminder VP has a stronger T side than CT on de_train
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>>168818818
>>168818818
POST IT NERD
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>Crouching in USP gunfire for 3 seconds
>Alive
Is anybody actually believing that Astralis isn't losing on purpose?
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>>168825651
talk shit get hit
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>>168826589
This is the power of choking danes anon
Where have you been for the last 3 years?
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I LOVE TO CHOKE
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>>168818818
HELLO?
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Fuck you Danes
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>>168826725
POST EM
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>play a match on face it
>get put up with russians
>actually have to tryhard to win the game against a few shitty mgs
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>>168818818
Where is the full vid?
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>50 people in crowd
Sad
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lol next match is another danish choke episode
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>le what can i say man
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Holy crap every single section you can see behind TAZ is completely empty. You guys weren't joking.
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>"DEVICE JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PLAYER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE DESK SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"NICOLAI "REDDIT" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" REEDTZ, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
-YNK 2015
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>LEAVE SK GAMING TO ME
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what is up with taz
the guy is literally that 'nicest guy you'll ever met' and whatever that other version is personified
>>
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Rofl, the Danes still choke in semifinals
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>>168827390
Chaotic good
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>Gla1ve 21/54
Dang
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>>168827362
I don't recall this meme what happened
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>betting on Astralis in semi-finals
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>>168827713
tfw stupid shit wont accept my stickers
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>>168827713
>Unironically bet on Astralis
Ah well, it was only €5
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>>168828120
>unironically posting on csgog
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is this where vp fans pretend vp is back and this isn't a horribly boring meaningless tournament?
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>>168828349
link me to your reddit post crying about aimlocks
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>>168828349
t. dissapointed dane
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>its another VP beats SK episode
fuck this shit im gonna sleep
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>>168826283
How new
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https://twitter.com/paszaBiceps/status/833432243485839360
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>>168818818
tfw Anon doesn't deliver.
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Reminder that if SK wins you will be relentlessly mocked and rightfully so
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>>168828859
I don't even worry, our slavs will destroy the monkeys
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>>168827687
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR FINAL MICE, OPEN YOUR CSGO LIVE TABS AND GET READY TO BET ($3.50)
THE QUEUE HAS BEEN POPPED AND IT'S TIME TO SIT AT YOUR DESKS, START CASE OPENING & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO USE YOUR:
-CSGOLIVE PROMO CODE
-SKF PAY PROMO CODE
-FOLLOW @GODAZED ON TWITTER
-SUBSCRIBE TO NETCODEGUIDES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oChiidajfI [Embed] ←– HIT PLAY
>YOUR MONEY BY PINK FLOYD ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HANDMADE WARM UP SESSION, STARTING WITH AIM DM MAPS AND A "AIM GOD" DE_DUST2 ONLY DM SERVER FILLED WITH GOLD NOVA MASTERS.
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WARMUP YOU CALL UP UBEREATS USING SKYPE BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR STREAM AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH "CAFFEINE" PILLS FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY SHITTY CHINESE FOOD JUST AS THE PILLS KICKS IN YOU LISTEN TO MOE AND STEEL HYPOTHESIZE THAT SKINS = REAL INVESTMENTS AND THE SECRET TO SKILL IN CS TO FIND A PERFECT RESOLUTION
DUDE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO LMAO
DUDE GLOCKS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH IBP STICKERS AND ECO'D FOUR TIMES AND THROWN OUT OF THE CS PRO SCENE VALVE STYLE
>"SHAZAM JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS AWPER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK TO THE RANK S QUEUE SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND GET YOU CUT FROM ANOTHER TEAM"
>"SHAHZEB "WHIFF" "POO IN LOO" KHAN, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR ECHOFOX RETIREMENT PLAN"
Sam "Dazed" Marine, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING DAZED CASTING NAKED IN A ESL STUDIO
Brought to you by SKFPay©, use codeword GODAZED
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How much do I pay/charge for getting boosted/boosting?
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>>168828632
why even bother using english words
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>Miami Flamingos
>from Argentina
????
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>>168828632
what did he mean by this
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>not rigged at all
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DID IT STARTED TO SPIN BEFORE SHE PUSHED THE BUTTON
*breathe in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Why are CSGO fans always so cringy on cam?
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>>168830227
Learn English.
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>>168830246
>computer nerds going on adventures outside for the first time ever
gee i wonder what it could be
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>>168830193
how
much
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>>168830374
i am very sorry i made a fucking typoretart
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>>168829803
Чтo, дaвaй? Дaвaй
Здopoвo!
Здopoвo, пapeнь Здpaвcтвyйтe, мyжыки
Чтo, бaбки дocтaл?
>Дa, дocтaл?! Дa, oб этoм я хoтeл eщё c вaми пoгoвopить, a. У мeня мaлeнькaя пpoблeмa, э, пpoблeмa, c дeньгaми нe пoлyчилocь тaк кaк я хoтeл. Hy я вaм oбeщaю…
>Eбaлo зaвaли, блять. Бaбки ecть или нeт, нaх?
У мeня ceйчac тoлькo 20 eвpeeв, нy я вaм oтвeчaю, пocлe зaвтpa мoй бpaт пpинecёт -
>КOPOЧE – нac нe eбёт кoгдa твoй бpaт бaбки пpинecёт нa хyй. Ecли y тeбя ceйчac нeтy, тoгдa лoви пyлю,
>cyкa blyat
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how much lads hahahaha a 'gog classic wew this meme seriously lolling out loud as us netizens say
>>
So, will anyone post that trap video or what?
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More
Map picks are in!
SK - cache
North - mirage
Decider - overpass
#RUNSKG #VAMOSSK
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>>168831030
w-what do you mean trap, the one with the qt grill?
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>>168831128
>SK - cache
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>>168831584
MSL/North absolutely hate Cache (iirc its their perma ban normally)
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>>168831128
WHAT
>>
I
FUCKING
HATE
DANES
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>>168831128
Based script-bro
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>>168831128
I'd like to see Inferno
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loving this "runing behind schedule becasue we need to air 30 minutes of ads" thing
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Went on low SK -1.5 because of these map picks.
gl hf
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What's the best looking knife type?
I'd go with the butterly
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>NA team picks cache
Why are people so surprised?
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>>168830565
ESL says what?
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>>168832449
The winner of this bo3 has like 1 hour of downtime before playing the finale right?
Why do the organizers keep doing this? It's fucking retarded to have the final on the same day as the semi final.
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Snax is so cute :3
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of course fallen know someone is coming from mid
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this game is over
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>>168831128
wtf bro #stayhumble
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>>168832903
nice try snax
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WHY WONT CADIAN STOP BEING OFFENSIVE
FIRST HE CALLED BRASILLIANS MONKEY NOW HE IS MYSOGNISIT
STOP!!!
https://twitter.com/caspercadiaN/status/833441559551041537
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>North
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>>168832743bowie and bayo
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lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after lock after
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>literally haven't played the game for a month
>lost my rank in MM and everything
>decide it's safe to go on and try playing once
>2nd game i get kicked by angry 15 year olds
>1 week competitive matchmaking cooldown
Why does anyone play in matchmaking?
Like, how did anyone think votekick was a smart idea?
You think a bunch of shitty kids will be responsible?
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>>168833926
>why is votekick a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1VV1p4NIVY
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>>168833926
hahaha! time to go on faceit and esea and throw games! at least i can have fun trolling this piece of shit toxic community!
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>>168833926
>1 week competitive matchmaking cooldown
>literally haven't played the game for a month
So you got a 30 minute ban, and then a 2 hour ban, and still got kicked?
You must be a cunt.
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>>168833163
isn't cadian the guy who lost to a girl 1v1 for money?
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Who here /kill for trump die for trump/
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whats MSL's haircut called?
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>>168834194
No, I got kicked from 1 game and immediately got a week long cooldown.
I thought it was supposed to lower to 30 minutes over time but apparently it doesn't.
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"randomly"
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>>168834279
List of things Cadian has done
-Lost a 1v1 game against Juliano or Zaaz or something
>taken gay ass pictures of him taking a bath with a teammate
>dress like a twink on the TakeTV ROG stream
>say BRs make monkey noises
>say he can't trust women
>other stuff that is equally funny
>take pictures of himself drinking and crying
>be our guy
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>>168834428
>No, I got kicked from 1 game and immediately got a week long cooldown.
That literally isn't how it works.
Nice try m9
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based fergod working gotards and redditards simultaneously
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>>168834568
That literally is how it works.
If it wasn't I wouldn't have got a fucking cooldown would I?
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HE LITERALLY SAID CHEAT
NOT EVEN HIDING IT
ASSASSINATED NEXT WEEK
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>>168834294
to intelligent for hair
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>>168834664
>If it wasn't I wouldn't have got a fucking cooldown would I?
You are lying.
You got kicked multiple times for being a cunt.
Everybody knows.
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>>168834294
cl_hairline .5
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>>168834294
>LZ for nigger cum
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https://clips.twitch.
tv/dreamhackcs/ShyHeronOSfrog
>literally calling out his cheats
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>>168834854
did he say Magisk?
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>>168834294
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>
>coldzera has weed stickers on all of his skeens
I'd love to see members of SK ripping a bong.
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THORIN NO
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>
kek
Kek
KEK
>>
nice macrohack
>>
>>168835106
A lot of the outspoken csgo talent seem to be right wing
>>
>>168835523
>majority international brittards and euros
>right wing
really fires the neurons
>>
>>168835523
>>168835624
>gamers
>right shitters
hmmmmm.... really gets my noggin joggin
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Reckon this has something to do w/ cummler not casting the final or am I an autist?
>>
>How does he know...
They're just fucking mocking us at this point
>>
>>168835706
No, semmler hates women and Anders is one job offer from joining the Trump administration.
>>
BabyRage MOM BabyRage SK IS CHEATING BabyRage
>>
I love the hues script.
>pretend to be playing bad
>big score difference not in their favor
>microhack for the comeback and tilt the enemy team
>>
>OOHH NOOO HOW DOES FALLEN KNOW??
>>
>>168835523
>Play a lot of vidya
Leads to
>No education
Leads to
>Right wing
Nothing new
>>
>taco literally toggling.
>>
BRs have no shame
>>
https://clips.twitch.
tv/dreamhackcs/CrowdedHawkJebaited
>>
NA CS is not that bd after all
>>
Wrong. Men have natural inclination to right wing politics.
>>
>>168836163
heres your (You)
>>
>astralis sponsored by audi
>north by adidas
Danes have it good.
>>
>>168836068
*tip*
>>168835701
*tip*
>>168835624
*tip
>>
>all those triggered BRs in the chat
loving every lel
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>>168836068
If only educated people are rught wing, explain this:
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F Y I
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>>168836329
%'s of autism within a given community?
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>>168836329
>party games
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>>168836242
>>
>>168834772
I have gotten kicked in the past, over a months ago. I thought it reset over time but apparently it remains set at first kick = 1 week cooldown forever.
>>
>>168836269
>Team liquid sponsored by Taco Bell
>>
Is it safe to say the jews are behind SK's hacks to enforce multiculturalism upon us, fucking white males?
>>
>almost lost round because picking up guns is still fucking broken
>>
>>168836610
take a BR over the eternal cucked swedes
>>
>>168836560
really makes you thinkdid they start sponsoring when hiko was with them?
>>
>toggling on that hard
lmfao
>>
at least the good news is henry and sadokist are probably going to cast the final
>>
>that asian qt on the left with the choker
>>
>calling the BRs stupid
LMAO
>>
>>168836560
No way lmao.
>>
>>168836892
>what is listening to the audience chimp out
>>
>SK toggling off a couple of rounds before going for the final toggle
>>
>>168836923
https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/833456677458292736
>>
>>168836534
No the cooldown level goes down one level every week without an offense.
So basically you are talking shit.
>>
>>168836730
This happens to me all the fucking time, even when I'm standing right on it I have to literally slam the key over and over.
>>
>>168837058
Press *g*
>>
T O G G L I N G
O
G
G
L
I
N
G
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>>168837041
Well then who should I write to because my shit is obviously broken.
>>
>>168836560
Also by CrunchyRoll and Papa John's (the red pilled pizza company)
>>
HE SAID CHEATING AGAIN
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>>168836534
>Some spastic shoots me over and over again if I missplay
>Talks shit all the time
>For once I keep my mouth shut and mute him
>One of the last rounds
>I don't do whatever he expects me to do
>He fires at me again
>Gets banned for 7 days
>I rank up because position of the leader board is now higher
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>play faceit
>lose
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>>168837186
well, duh
>>
>>168837478
>Fallen is good
>>
>>168837449
And Pizza Hut; New Jersey
>>
fucking kill yourselves SK
this shouldve been a 16-11 already
fucking shitters lost me $100
>>
>>168836781
>Dennis
>not a bull
>>
>>168837680
fox sucked all the hardwork.exe out of him
>>
>>168837713
>betting on anti-racist cheaters
>>
>>168837713
>betting on favelas
>>
I told you MSL was trash back at the major, and that he cost them the win, and I'll say it again.
>>
TOGGLING
TOGGLING
TOGGLING
>>
>niggerSL loses yet another map for his team
fucking hate reruns
>>
Felps needs to be fired
>>
STOP TOGGLING STOP RUINING KY GAME FAVELA NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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W A L L E N
A
L
L
E
N
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>Use all your toggles in groups
>everyone else still has multiple toggles left by the semis
Fucking danes. Learn to plan.
>>
>Vaco tracing people through smokes
make me think
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what's the matter eurocucks
>>
>taco locking through the smoke
>>
NA > EU
>>
>betting on gringos
jajajaja
>>
its pretend that brazil is na time
>>
>>168837680
With hacks*
>>
>>168838330
gb2 d2g lad
>>
seriously fuck SK
shouldve been an easy $120
>>
>16-14
>on their own pick
>"ez"
>"north should disband"
Favelas LUL.
>>
>>168838330
>your own pick
>played the good side first
>16-14
Loving every laugh. It should have been a rape for SK and instead they almost lost. Good luck on Mirage.
>>
>>168838718
second map is always easier, north is finished
>>
>tfw you make 1 dollar profit on a sticker
>>
>>168838516
are you this guy >>168827713
>>
Am I reading bait posts, or are subhumans really not aware that Brasil is a SA country and not an NA one?
>>
>tfw you don't bet because you have an actual job and betting on e"""sports""" is for losers
>>
>>168839202
This
>>
>what the fuck am i giving away
-pala, 2017
>>
>wearing c9 shirts in public
>>
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
>>
>>
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refute this
>pro tip: you cant
>>
>>168839896
case hardened is objectively the best ak skin
>>
>>168839896
>its an elige didnt make it to the tournament so he posts on /csgog/ episode
>>
why are people saying "!sk" and "!north" in chat
>>
>>168840132
autism
>>
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>his garbo esport is ruled by BRs
>>
>>168839896
>hes too poor to get a wasteland rebel
lmfao
>>
>And there's AIZY... That's interesting
Lamo what casting
>>
just watch how csgotards will complain about that normal play from cold when he saw the tracers coming from smoke
>>
fucking coldzera TOGGLING again
>>
>>168840453
bench Aizy when?
>>
>>168840458
cold can't use the tracers, he's deaf.
>>
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>he unironically plays on 4:3
>>
white girl here
God this game is fucking hot. Love seeing superior BBC (big brazilian cock) dominate these effeminate 5'9 white kids.
>>
tracers should be banned
prove me wrong
>>
yo guys all american white girl here, any cute brazilian boys to skype? I want to "learn your tongue" if you know what I mean ;)
>>
if they werent aryan uternmensh than id claim msl and aizy were bribed to suck
>>
>>168840427
well the only sports that matter like soccer and mma are also ruled by BR bulls so it makes sense that the only esport that matters is also ruled by BRs
>>
>>168840683
>white girl here
No you're not.
>>
>>168840632
>he doesn't play in 8k downsampled 144Hz with 8x MSAA and everything maxed out except FXAA
jfc
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>>168840839
>POVERTYBALL IS RELEVANT
>MANKICK IS RELEVANT
>BR MONKEYS ARE GOOD
MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES
>>
Hey my name is Ronda and I want to know the brazillian anaconda
>>
>>168840683
Cold is 5'6 and Taco is 5'8
>>
>>168840995
t. handegg pro
>>
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>>168841106
>game infested with thirdie subhumans
>>
>>168840995
>most popular sport is not relevant
jesus christ americans are pathetic
>>
>>168840841
wow what made you come to this unexpected conclusion
>>
Slav girl here, I loved the brazilian cock back in Ohio don't miss out american girls!!! You know NOTHING about big alpha cock until you've tasted the big brazilian anaconda.
Sincerely, Masha
>>
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>astralis has #untaggable on the back of their jerseys
are they TRYING to be unlikable?
>>
UGA Monkey girl UG UGHA HUE HUE HUGE HUE BRBRBRBRBR HUE HUE HUEHUE
>>
>>168841238
Henlo Masha
u stinky slav
go eat semechki ugly
>>
>>168839896
That better be ak cartel
>>
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>>168841215
>third worlders are human beings
jesus christ yurocucks
>>
>>168841181
>literally the favourite sport of all European countries but Finland and the balticshits
>not relevant because yanks believe proper sports need less than 15 minutes of proper play
>>
>>168841361
no, it's stock ak
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12376466
http://www.strawpoll.me/12376466
http://www.strawpoll.me/12376466
>>
Hello Danish girl here, after the recent csgo results I have concluded that I
NEED
BRAZILIAN
SEED
AND
I
NEED IT
NOW!!!
contact me
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>>168839896
black laminate
>>
>>168841215
>be on American image board, in thread about American video game, trying to talk shit about the greatest nation to ever exist.
Why are terrible countries so made? Is it a side effect of being poor???
>>
>>168839896
Hands down best skin
>>
>white powder
>>
>>168841643
cold you need to get your head in the game
>>
felps is so fucking bad
sk might actually disband soon
>>
>>168841636
>4chan owned by gook
>cs owned by brazil/mexico
>has trump as president
lmfao
>>
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>his nation will always be subservient to the United States Of America, The Greatest Nation This World Has Ever Seen
>>
>>168841728
its hard to play with a standin who doesnt know basic cs
>>
>>168841636
>american imageboard
do you really believe this? lmao
>>
do your fucking jobs danecucks and knock the monkeys out
>>
>white people so asshurt over sk winning that they have to spam racist memes
lmao, ty 4 skines
>>
>>168841759
>mexico
lmao
>>
>>168841529
friendly reminder that Switzerland is 3rd world
>>
>>168841759
>mexico
??????????
>>
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>>168841215
Not relevant?
but muh american football, but muh baseball, muh basketball
oh wait
>>
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>thirdies are so brazen as to actually admit their subhuman thirdie nature in strawpolls
you're just lucky there's no flag autoshibbolether here
>>
>>168841593
>>168841238
>>168841018
>>168840839
>>168840821
>>168840683
Stop watching interracial porn.
>>
>>168841808
>USA pays for the shit of the whole world, including the greatest nation of Israel
>somehow we are subservient
kek
>>
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based SK working the marks into a shoot
>>
arere
>>
>>168841998
What if someone lied about that topic?
>>
>>168842304
You think someone would lie on the internet?
>>
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
>>
>>168842337
Sadly, yes.
>>
BR > NA
Prove me wrong
>>
Hey guys american white girl here, any brazilian cute boys to inseminate me? I need to biologically enhance my csgo skills and as you know american"men" don't really cut it anymore (never did actually) hit me up on telegram I need brazilian seed!!!!!
>>
>>168842007
Mommy and daddy give me money, I'm in charge of the house.
I know that's how you think living in the basement works anon but it really isn't
>>
most of the duels I see people lose in CSGO are just because they spray too much
why do they do it tho
>>
>>168842464
BR may win the game of CS
but NA wins the game of life
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Hey guys swedish girl here, any brazilian studs here to play csgo and maybe something more.... ;)
flight ticket is on me you bring the condoms
>>
>>168842596
*cringes*
>>
>>168842464
Hell, I think if you give some monkeys from Eritrea a PC and a month to play the game, they would do a better job than any NA team.
>>
>>168842464
this guy is woke af
>>
>>168842482
hey cutie, hit me up on skype big_br_dick1993 ;)
>>
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>>168842824
J U S T
U
S
T
>>
>>168842824
no wonder euro women will take anything else
>>
EleGiggle RUBINO EleGiggle WAS THE PROBLEM EleGiggle
>>
>>168842771
>yfw his probably exists
>>
>>168842824
Just fuck my team up senpai
>>
>>168842505
well to be honest if you dont do shit and your parents pay all your shit you are actually superior to them
>>
This Senna faggot wouldn't stand a chance in modern NASCAR lmao
>>
>>168842932
>being ESL
>>
>>168843062
Senna was the GOAT nigga stfu
>>
BASED VACO WORKING THE GOTARD MARKS INTO A SHOOT
>>
>win a major
>can't win the next event
nice game gotards
it's literally rng
>>
how can these
>white
males even compete?
>>
white """men"""
>>
>yet another 2-0
why is CSGO so uncompetitive
>>
>>168843058
>this is what neets actually believe
>>
>>168842007
is that why you're in debt to fucking china? lmao
>>
Don't really get this white pride shit when 4 of the 5 br players are white desu
>>
>>168843416
*why are white men so uncompetitive
>>
>>168843473
is it debt if they never collect?
>>
>>168842631
>condoms
>>
>>168843496
csgog thinks >>168842824 is white
>>
>>168843496
It's a""""""meme""""""
>>
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r8
>>
>>168843473
t. intnrpretation pro
>>
>>168843496
none of them look white except for fallen
>>
>>168843640
>americans in charge of english
>>
>>168843473
like 90% of US debt is internally owned
>>
>>168843640
>intnrpretation
what did he mean by this
>>
>>168843631
decoy grenades are best m8
>>
>>168843301
>barely win the major
>face the same exact team who have studied you since then and nearly won against you
>"hur dur it's rng"
>>
>>168843660
>best player
>team leader
>strat caller
>IGL
>is white
>>
>>168843750
ran out of spots or it would be them top
>>
cuck the danish male!
>>
easiest round of my life
>>
>>168843803
well if they barely won the major in the first place against a superior team only strengthens the point that it's rng
>>
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F E R G O D
E
R
G
O
D
>>
OLE OLE OLE OLA SK SK
OLE OLE OLE OLA SK SK
OLE OLE OLE OLA SK SK
>>
why did they kick fnx?s
>>
comfy being back in a world where danes are bad at CS. last month was strange
>>
Wow, who would've thought sk was going to make it to the finals.
>>
>it's another """"analysts"""" fails to predict episode
>>
>>168843951
cus he fucked fer's gf
>>
>>168843951
he didn't want to toggle
>>
>>168843951
because he fucked fer's gf
>>
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>kick one of the best entry fraggers out there
>hire some random retard from lesser team
>weeks later in grand finals
really makes you think
>>
man I can't wait for the day these monkeys finally get bannet
>>
>>168844056
ya seething
>>
>>168843951
felps has a tighter bp
>>
>Poles vs Brazil
Does this prove that this is a game for simple people?
>>
>>168844053
>felps carrying immortals
>random retard
just pretending xd
>>
>cant even have original memes
stop br shits
>>
>smix wanting that big brazilian cock
>>
How many dicks do you think that chink has taken at this stage?
>>
can someone do one of those brain chart memes with the VP roster?
>>
when smix looked into the camera i was horrified because shes so fucking ugly
>>
>>168844189
>chess is a game for simple people because le non-white slavs
>now handegg is a truly intelectually advanced sport!
>>
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>>168844189
I beg to differ
>>
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nothing crazy today.. consistent 50s
>>
>>168844396
>being named after a poo in loo territory
>>
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GO SK GO SK GO SK
>>
>>168844384
What is handegg, is this some sort of poor person meme? I'm sorry have you been to the moon???
>>
>>168844439
I can't consistently hit the head size targets on lvl 4
Is it because I'm bad or is it the AK spread?
>>
Insider bro here. EG will be buying Godsent within the month.
>>
felps is so distant
will he make it
>>
>>168844396
A man who stole the style of countries with culture and thinking. Wow what an example.
>>
is felps a twink?
>>
>>168844781
Fallen probably abuses him and make fun of him all the time. Fnx was too alpha to take all that shit so he fucked Fer's girlfriend and left.
>>
>>168844892
Only whites can be cute so no
>>
Fallen is so alpha jesus christ
>>
Watching brazillians is exactly like watching gypsies in my third world country. They look almost the same.
>>
Felps is so autistic it hurts, is he /ourguy/?
>>
>>168844439
what settings do you use? if you aren't using the intense aim training mode on .4 you're doing it wrong
>>
>>168845297
yes
>>
>>168845297
yes
>>
>>168845297
I'd fuck his asshole
>>
VP or SK lads?
>>
>>
>>
>>168844706
The players? Why? Pronax is Sean Gares level washed up "le brain man"
>>
fallen is so fucking fake it hurts
>>
>>
felps would make a fantastic trap, y/n?
>>
>>168821184
18
le
1
>>
>>
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Name a more iconic duo. Don't worry, I'll wait, hun.
>>
VP is looking pretty good but I think SK will win, hope we get some overtimes
>>
>doubting our guys (SK)
wtf is wrong with u
>>
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>>
>>
>>168845657
The white race
>>
>>168846213
rofl
>>
Guys I think Cloud9 still has a chance
>>
Minha namorada vai me foder se SK ganhar. Ela já tem o strapon pronto. Socorro!
>>
>>168844053
fnx wasn't an entry m8
>>
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>>168846391
>>
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>>168846391
sera que tem como ela me comer tambem?
>>
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>>168845336;-;also i can only do intense reasonably on .5
>>
I finishedNatsume YuujinchoGoO. When does the next one come out?
>>
What is the csgo ofgood video games?
>>
>>168845657
>betting on VP matches
>>
>>168846213
Wha
>>
>>168824915
gee maybe because it's in fucking shit vegas
>>
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Well it's not filling up the stage but it's getting plenty of viewers. Any thoughts on where the next NA event could be that's better than Vegas?
>>
>>168847080Team Fortress Classic
>>
>>168823681
>>168824915
ded gaem
>>
>>168824915
>Final 4:00 AM in yurop,
>Astralis VP game had 300k viewers
>Empty stadium, probably expensive to hold it in there
>450,000$ prize pool
How do they make any money out of this
>>
>>168847546
Any actual city. Vegas is so stupid if you want a crowd. Either you go there and would rather do stuff you can ONLY do in Vegas, or you don't spend all that money to go to Vegas and go to a cheaper tournament closer to home. No one goes to Vegas for video games
>>
>>168847974
MGM paid them to host it here. I am 100% sure this is a publicity stunt for them at a) keep reminding people they're not a family friendly town and b) try to get esports bettors interested in casino gambling
>>
my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2h-8T0LJC0
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>win tournament
>get money
>bet everything in casinos
>win everything
>infinite money
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>>168848716
>>bet ... in casinos
>>win
??
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>>168848716
mfw
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>>168847974
it's had the 2nd biggest viewership (ignoring majors) in the past year so it must be doing okay
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>>168848636
>>
>>168847546
>LA (population base)
>SF/Silicon Valley (tech capital)
>Seattle (close to valve and Vancouver (another young population base))
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>>168849739
You forgot austin
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>>168849739
Just had one in oakland, so sf is out
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>>168847546
columbus, hosted by mlg.
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>>168849739
Kansas City tbqh
>>
Eu pegaria o Fallen desu
>>
how embarrassing THERE IS FUCKING NO BODY THERE
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>when fer is this good
>>
>OPEN A CAN OF MONSTER
Also no crowd, jesus.
>>
>FAK
>>
>>168850336
Why does fallen not have a credit card on his back?
>>
ANYONE HAVE A MAWNSTER
HOW CAN I ENJOY THIS WIHTOUT
>>
That shot circling them revealing the crowd was almost comical lol
>>
>ywn hang out with cool cs oldfags
why evne live
>>
>>168850048
population is way to small plus no big cities to supplement that.
>>168849830
already has dreamhack doesnt it?
>>168849869
true
>>
>that epic intro
>no pop
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>>168850459
He doesn't have his visa yet.
>>
>0 people in crowd
>trying really hard to push the "ESPORTS IS A REAL SPORT!!" meme
open up a can of MONSTER™ and enjoy DREAMHACK™ MASTERS
>>
I love VP because they are my age and they are loyal to each other not changing players every week
fuck off all you new nigger underage sk favela money fans die in a fire
>>
>>168850459
Probably an old version of the jersey
>>
I hate VP because they're Polacks
>>
>yfw BRs get BTFO
>>
>ywn fuck Snax in his boipucci
why even live
>>
>>168850551
DH austin was a small 8 team tournament and no good teams either.
>>
who the fuck would watch counterstrike on sunday night in las vegas? lmaoing@u swedish dummies
>>
I hate SK because they're monkies.
>>
>so what do you do?
>oh i'm a E-Sports™ historian
>o-oh... that's... cool, anyway see you around!
imagine being thorin
>>
monkey computa broke
>>
>>168850921
now you know why he is always mad
>>
>>168850921
>likes cs
>is famous in cs scene
>normies don't know him
I'm sure he cares
>>
>>168850921
He's not 14 years old so I think he's fine
>>
>>168850921
More like
>그래서 무엇을합니까?
>oh i'm a E-Sports™ historian
>오 - 오 ... 그거 ... 멋지다, 어쨌든 너 주위에 보자!
>>
>>168850921
he can probably get away with saying he's a journalist desu
>>
>>168851154
Sorry I don't speak Nintendo
>>
>>168851154
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>
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What the fuck is wrong with his nose
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>it's all monster sponsorships
>monster tastes like hot garbage
why can't redbull sponsor someone?
>>
>>168851461
I don't like regular monster but the orange and white zero sugar ones are tasty.
>>
>>168851461
Redbull isn't much better
>>
>>168851562
nigga fuck off i'm talkin bout redbull here
>>
>>168851461
Because they're busy sponsoring real sports
like
Mountainbike
Climbing
Air Race
Formula 1
Football
etc
>>
>>168851461
>sobe will never remake their adrenaline rush energy drinks
>>
>>168851461
This isn't fighting games.
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>>168851639
Like fighting games you mean
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if vp win ill post the 20 min video
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>>168851639
Formula 1 is boring as shit, and barely anyone knows what air race is.
>>
>>168851639
what part of RasenBall are you from?
>>
>>168851639
They also sponsor Rocket League players
>>
>>168851784
kys
>>
>>168851823
>Formula 1 is boring as shit
t. non-white
>>
>>168851823
air race is broadcast on tv regularly, it's pretty big with kids since it's airplanes flipping around or whatever and that's who companies want to sell to
>>
>>168851612
kys family
>>
where is anders and semmler
>>
>yfw the caster talent shits on reddit for wanting sadokist/henryg in the finals
>put them in the finals anyway
C U C K E D
>>
>reddit did something good for once
kino
>>
>>168851950
t. wanna be white
>>
>>168852042
I don't know and I don't care. Thank fuck I don't have to listen to Semmler talk a load of shite anymore though.
>>
>reddit saved us from memeler
Are they, dare i say, our guys?
>>
A fun fact, VP has lost 3 big event Grand Finals in a row. They have lost Epicenter, ESL One New York, and the ELEAGUE Major.
>>
>>168851382
jew
>>
redit here! please thank me
>>
>>168851784
you promised that last time you fuck
>>
STOP TALKING AND START THE GAME AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
HENRYG STOP TALKING FOREVER
>>
>>168852219
they merely carry out our plans when we make the call
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>>168851220
Thorin only fucks Korean waifus who speak no English
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tfw no avg k gf to embarrassed to be with me at esports
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>>168852423
she's dreaming of the BWC
>>
>>168852423
why is it that koreans are so disgusting pig trash when japanese are perfect but they are only separated by a small sea
>>
>>168852669
kys weeb
>>
>>168852703
>gooks need 10 plastic surgery operations to look 1/2 as good as japs
LMAO
>>
>>168852229
SK has not done that much better desu senpai
Choking against NiP and C9 de_stroyed them in Brazil
>>
>>168852110
wrong
>>
everytime I see someone use <3 I cringe, am I just retarded
>>
>>168852996
not retarded just autistic
>>
ez sk, ty 4 skines <3
>>
>>168852996
If it genuinely unironically bothers you, then yes.
>>
>>
it's over, vp is finished
thanks for the skines vp fangays
>>
>>168853032
What's the difference?
>>
just imagine, we could've heard dumbler talk about the swag 7 and other memes
>>
Reminder that Fallen was a washed up igl 3 years ago. Now he's over the hill in age but is best awp in the game.
>>
Fnx is way better than Felps
>>
So is there any reason to go to A on Cobble?
>>
vp are washed up
ty for the skines
>>
>>168853770
no fucking shit
>>
BASED FER
>>
>>168853472
>"and pasha in drop with that swag-7... why is he staring at the wall? What a noob. You can't be staring at the wall if you want to contend with one of the best teams in the world! They drop down and pasha turns around MISSES THE SHOT. He readjusts and BOOM! FELPS AND FER GET OFF THE SERVER, THIS IS PASHA'S TURF!"
>>
Crowd cheering for exit kills, kys
>>
ebin shot by fallen
all legit lmao
>>
>>168853778
no, it's a garbage map
good thing we're reworking dust2 !!!!!!
>>
holy shit SK looking crisp, very clean.
>>
>>168854083
it's probably people paid by the casino to act and entice unsuspecting visitors into buying a ticket
>>
>>168854213
Easy to look like that when you cheat.
>>
where do I find a SA bull?
>>
>>168854397
probably south america
>>
>>168854397
Strong black argentinian male here
>>
universal choking sign
>>
If VP lose thise map it's going to be tough on Train but doable. If it goes to 3 maps, VP will win
>>
>not cheering for our guys
>>
>>168854306
Lol, no. How would that even work.
>>
>>168854465
casinos will do anything to scrape an extra dollar off a degenerate
>>
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>When your game is so exploitable that every good move is suspected
Maybe try a real esport like League
>>
Why are gringos so bad at CS?
>>
>mad af gringos ITT
lmfao
>>
>Pasha
Washed up joke DESU desu
>>
>>168832903
Top qt patootie
>>
>>168854552
This is a good point.
The only thing suspicious in league is that people enjoy playing it.
>>
>>168854450
nice you got a steam id daddy?
>>
finally Its not anders and semmler
>>
>>168854552
(you)
>>
>>168854707
BlackPucciHammer666
>>
SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX SNAX
>>
snax showing off the new aimtux exe
>>
>>168854850
>>168854858
best player in cs go currently
>>
>brs make a play
cheating cheating cheating
>vp makes a play
cheating cheating cheating
get good you fucking retards
>>
>>168854936
niko
>>
>people in this general are so delusional they think Fallen cheated that smoke shot and Snax is hack-free
>>
>Half way to finishing but constantly switching tabs because people making big plays
>>
>>168854552
I have a mic to play better, oh wait...
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>>168854936
And the cutest :3
>>
I legit hope someone in BR kills colds family, which drives him to depression and makes him kill his team and himself.
>>
>>168855191
he NEEDS to lose weight
>>
>literally every single round is B
nice map
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>SK wins everything on the board for a year straight
>fanbase devolves into shitskin BRs cheering like monkeys whenever they get on screen, empty seats, and the few asian players that are there just to see if their skin bets go through
I miss the days of Euro dominance
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we are smart
we are loyal
we are friendly
we are from BRASIL
>>
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
HOW ARE THESE SUBHUMAN BRAZILIAN HUE MACAQUES WINNING??????
>>
BRAZIL IS WHITE
>>
>>168855243
To be fair this pic is from 2015
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>>168855219
>gringos this mad
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>>168855243
then where would he hide his hacks?
>>
>>168855219
his gf cucked him many times and he was depressed for a long time during their major wins, so he probably can deal with that
>>
>>168855265
that round is what happens when you try A
>>
>>168855321
Not really, most brazilians are stupid, slum-dwelling animals.
>>
>>168855272
I cheer for SK because when they win everyone gets incredibly angry or sad.
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>>168855191
>>
>sk are shit at cbble, vp are literal gods there! 2-0 confirmed xd
Fucking fire these retards
>>
>>168855440
brown men don't get cucked.
>>
is this how NA play?
>>
>>168855538
duncan the cuck wrong again
>>
So SK got some new cheats? New major winner confirmed
>>
>>168855584
If it is it's sure as hell never carried them to a grand final
>>
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How good it is to be a BR!
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>>168855781
me in the left
>>
SK players have unreal gamesense.
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reminder this happened
>>
>Empty crowd
>Dead general
>No one calling out these sketchy ass shots
Is this entire scene just living off of gamble money or what?
>>
Thank god I'm a brown male. Getting white women has never been so easy
>>
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COMEBACK
>>
those 5 cringey nerds with ezwinforvp sign
>>
>VP start coming back
>completely not suspicious
AHAHHAHA THE FIX IS IN
>>
>>168855925
most impressive is half their country dont like this shit
>>
FIXED AS FUCK
>>
>fer
lmao
>>
>fer
this is the power of monkeys
>>
byali: gg fuck u
>>
>>168855925
Because football and CS are the same thing :^)
>>
>monkey intelligence
Lmao
>>
reminder SK is a german team now
>>
>running with knife previous round
>time over, dies anyway
totally not fixed
>>
FIXEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WTF WAS THAT LAST PLAY? CHEATING AS FUCK
>>
Can VP ever recover from this
>>
>>168856247
lmao
>>
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>30 people in the stands
>all BRs whipping their t-shirts around and hollering
>>
>>168856465
They spoke with SK before the match and will split the betting revenue later so yes
>>
Vp will take the next map
>>
Why are Americans allowed here desu
>>
>>168856465
VP will be tilted as fuck after their own teammates call gg before the round is over
>>
Here comes Duncan "Thorin" Shields with his deep knowledge of CS and predictions
>>
>>168855925
Is like that episode from the simpsons: https://youtu.be/SqDP8SnPVA0?t=10 check the clock
>>
Please post the script
>>
Do people actually believe SK aren't cheating? lmao explain how randoms from nothing suddenly start to dominate the world
doesn't add up
>>
>>168856656
16-9
16-11
>>
>>168856747
>suddenly
dumb burger
>>
>>168855925
>people who don't get football posting about football
Brazil is back now :^)
>>
>>168856747
Think there is no match fixing in CS? It's a small market and all those kids can use a few extra thousand bux
Amphetamine abuse is already rampant anyway.
>>
>>168856656
boring 2-0 shit tournament shit city shit organizers dead game
>>
>>168855538
>sk are shit at cbble, vp are literal gods there!
VP plays a lot more cobble and they are better at it.
They are just old fucks and blasted their load during Astralis game. No energy now.
>>
>>168856798
>he began watching pro cs last year
retard
>>
>>168856798
Yes suddenly mid way thru 2015
they were nothing
>>
Did the hues get checked for doping? There was talk they'd disappeared before the match
I wonder why....
>>
Non-CSGOer here, can someone explain what these "storylines" are the keep mentioning?
>>
>>168856978
Just talking points to fill the air, fluff about players or teams etc.
>>
>>168856978
It means their story before becoming what they are now.
>>
>>168856978
Don't you mean wrestling?
>>
VG TAKE MY AMERICAN STRENGTH
>>
https://clips.twitch tv/dreamhackcs/FairChickenCorgiDerp
>this is a cheating play for the average /csgog/ nova
>>
THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT IS RIGGED
>>
>>168856978
It's something to attract people that don't play the game to watch this drivel.
>>
>>168857091
>AMERICAN STRENGTH
Don't give them diabetes you land whale
>>
>>168857129
>implying I play the game
I'm not autistic or a child, thank you
>>
>>168857129
Pasha is braindead.
>>
>>168857091
>>168857147
based
>>168857129
cuck
>>
they actually picked VP again, the madmen
>>
uhhhhh gotards?
>>
>>168856832
I think there's a godlike cheats provider out there that was distributing cheats that has a kill switch which he sends to teams in rotating order.
The last team to get a hold of it was Astralis but it's back in SK's hands again so they're using it instead of their usual proprietary one.
>>
>when "men" predicting VP to take it 2-1
lmfffao
>>
>>168857242
They know the script.
>>
>>168857275
I think you're pretty dumb lol
>>
>white "people"
>>
SK have not lost a map, they are now playing on their map of choice. Their CT side is out of this world.
If VP win Train, they will win the final, but it's 95% SK win from here. VP needed cobble!
>>
Reminder that coldzera was on 0-6 Mirage in the quarter finals before suddenly hitting everything and seeing boosts thru the wall
really made me think about that comeback vs Navi
Just waiting for a LAN where players aren't allowed to use their own gear but the tournament give them completely new, where they're not allow to use their accounts or have their cellphones at the venue or any Internet access on tve computer
would be nice to se SK out in the group
>>
>>168857275
What if Valve secretly provides a cheat access in the CSGO code but every team has to buy it? You can only buy the toggle codes if you save up enough money
astralis spent all their money so they couldnt sub to it for this tournament but SK saved up for it by betting on themselves losing enough
>>
>know my opponent is holding a certain angle
>smoke it
>run exactly where he was aiming
Is this the power of euro CS?
>>
>>168857489
>Hillary has a 99.1% chance to win, guys
>>
this SK with felps is slighty better than SK with FNX
to be fair
>>
These commercials are so fucking bad, just stop trying to make neet e-sport nerds look cool
>>
BRAZILIAN HACKERS
>>
>>168857520
m8 coldzera could see his foot when he was boosted
>>
>>168857526
Every team has an equal, limited amount of toggles per map. It's up to them to know how to make good use of it
>>
>>168857667
They are playing against retards and shit teams to be fair.
>>
>VP almost lost to SK with a stand-in 2 weeks ago and all these "analysts" picked them to win 2-0
>>
>>168857737
>play on 800x600
>on 24 inch monitor
>see a single foot
yea right
>>
>>168857520
>doesn't watch the replay
>project
rofl
>>
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>>168857520
>>168857737
forgot pic
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Will the Western """civilization""" ever recover?
>>
Why are you retards so salty?
>>
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*our* girl is such a slut
>>
>>168857774
Analysts also think Asstrails are good despite them barely winning one of the shittiest majors filled with incomplete shit teams.
VP beat asstrails so that makes them """"good"""".
CSGO competitive scene has been shit for a long time.
>>
>>168857904
You can't be serious, how is THIS not hacking lmao
>>
>>168857737
No, he couldn't. They even replayed it and the casters shrugged it off as "intuition" or some bullshit.
>>
>>168857904
you can see the tip of his foot there
>>
>>168857591
fuck off to /pol/ retard
>>
>>168858037
ew why would a cute boy like fer communicate with her
>>
>muh s1mple
>muh device
>muh pasha
>muh vp
>muh astralis
>muh monkeys cheating
>>
Reminder that having good players is just the icing on the cake, SK plays the best CS as far as fundamentals are concerned out of any team before or since.
>>
them odds are delicious
I literally max bet SK
after a popular polish caster said they would've won vs VP in the major If they bought in random BR rifler instead of Fox
>>
>>168858037
>le smiley overuse
>>
>>168857737
>>168858091
Someone else died to that boost in the Major. If he is not cheating he did his homework and studied the enemy team.
>>
>>168858037
She wants the brazillian anaconda
>>
>>168858037
>you will never play 1vs1 with Fer's ass.
>>
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>you will never be missharvey's BR bull
>>
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>>168858037
opinion on these feet?
>>
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>>168858037
I thought Asa Akira was "our girl"
>>
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>>168858219
>subhuman monkey favela shitskins
>studying
>>
>it's another "N/Acucks get mad that even a south american shithole is better at CS than they are so they must be cheating" edition
JUST
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Really makes you go "hmmm"
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I'm betting 10 (you)s that SK wins
>>
>>168858409
kek
>>
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>people think a pro would miss something like this right in the middle of his sight
>>
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>>168858037
>>168858331
>>168858363
>>168858376
>>
>>168858363
How old is she?
>>
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>>168858363
>bright dyed hair
>acne riddled face
definitely (yourgirl)
>>
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>>168858363
That face
>>
>>
>>168858513
he literally plays on 800x600
thats not visible
just accept that he pressed his button and the crosshair moved up
>>
>>168858592
Wew
>>
>>168858194
post that bet fammy
>>
>>168858513
is that the dicc
>>
>>168858627
someone open it in a demo with that res
>>
>>168858363
>>168858592
dropped
>>
>>
>>168858627
He plays on 1280×960
>>
>>168858694
30+12 that is
>>
>>168858762
Still not visible
>>
Well at least VP can win a knife round
>>
>>168858853
Get glasses
>>
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Death to all favela monkeys
>>
shax anyone???
>>
why aren't grand finals bo5
>>
Nice aimlock there Snax, this scene is fucked :^)
>>
COLDZERA WITH THE HAX AGAIN
>>
BULLSHIT
>>
hmmmm
>>
COLD!!!!
>>
>>168858932
Well luckly enough they don't live in favelas anymore after stealing so many #1 tournament prizes from the """superior""" European people :^)
>>
HAHAHAHAWHAHAHAH
GET REKT BY CHEATZERA BRAHS
>>
>people defend cheatzera
>>
>I didn't know know that was possible
Lol
>>
>getting cucked like that by felps
shameful
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Cold with the toggles
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>>168859125
>>168859126
>>168859128
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>>168859196
post clip bois i have a video in the works
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>neo killed someone through smoke
WTF IS HE HACKING NOW???? NICE GAME
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>>168859159
Lmao can take the monkey out of the Favela but not the favela out of the monkey
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>>168859373
two headphones
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is it me or is sk a bit of a boring team
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow sk has 16 rounds"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single sk winl ?
but try nip...u can see the magic
i remember a nip win.
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>>168859479
You don't remember SK wins because there too many of them
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WTF
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/19/richard-lewis-obituary
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>>168856603
Byali: gg fuck you
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>>168858115
>Hello, yes? Yes I am easy to bait.
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