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elv soon

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>>168813359
>>168813638
You both kept the little boner tent edit.

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What a scene. This is happening on the edge of a 50z drop.

>>168814171
Maybe it was on purpose

Probably not

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Yuo !
Tel
L me!
Is elv
of ur
likenings ?

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>>168814608
NO

>>168814608
I like elv

elv is CUTE!

Only if properly domesticated in a human or dwarf civ though. Immortality and cuteness+proper values=ubermensch

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>>168815365
>elv
>mensch

>>168815773
uberelvsh

>>168815876
*überelvae

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>>168814248
Oh good I was worried I might run out of goblin teeth.

The two dwarves holding the line there are the Duchess/Militia Commander Fath Spiraloil Rider of Rampages, Captain of the Contested Castles, and Mosus Shieldbloods the Afflicted Confidence of Pack, Fath's longtime protege. Both are macelords wielding artifacts, Fath wielding the platinum mace Rumadiltang created by our first and long-reigning mayor, and Mosus wielding Nakuther, an adamantine morningstar created by our original expedition leader. The makers of both artifacts were transformed into werechameleons and died in battle against a terrible forgotten beast after sequestering themselves in the 3rd cavern. Mosus' little sister is also a titled macelord under Fath's tutelage, and her mother is a spearmaster and Captain of the Diamond Gorges. Both are on their way to reinforce right now.

All in all, this is a very satisfying sight for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

>dorf fort 1.0

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Anons and Urists, Goblins and Elves, Kobolds and Plump Helmet men... Welcome, WELCOME, to the SECOND DWARF FORTRESS GENERAL GLADIATOR TOURNAMENT. For your pleasure, sixteen stalwart souls shall step onto the gore-slicked stones of our very own arena. Blood shall be spilled, bones shall be broken, and Armok shall be honoured. Out of all the combatants, only one may survive to earn the right to call themselves the Champion of /dfg/. Eternal glory, wealth and a place in the hall of fame are what await this victorious gladiator.

But enough talk! Now is the time for blades to sing, for hammers to break and for the crowd to ROAR.

May Armok have mercy on their souls.

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>>168816998
H Y P E
That's a nice looking custom arena.

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>>168816998

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>>168816603
Riding sharks and giant dragonflies in adventure mode or make your dwarves use them as mounts in fortress mode would be pretty cool.

does poison ever wears out? My military fought against a dino forgotten beast with poison vapours and they've been constantly dizzy since then

>>168817675
Some do. Some don't. They're procedurally genned, so they all have different properties.

For our first match of the day, we have brains vs brawn.

Buckethead Båx, a goblin equipped with a spear and a large, bucket-shaped helm. When queried as to why he'd chosen such an uncomfortable looking piece of equipment, he merely doffed his helm and explained haughtily, "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any crass muscles. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."

Dovregubben, even for a troll, is remarkably slow. What he lacks in brains, however, he more than makes up for in sheer muscle and savagery, often devouring his still-living enemies. At over four times the size of his opponent, one quivers to imagine these two fighting. And yet fight they must!

Place your bets folks, for the games. Have. BEGUN!

>>168817978
I have a feeling Bax is gonna get his head crushed through his helmet

>>168817978
Rip euphoric goblin

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>>168817978
Gooooooooo Buckethead!

>>168817978
Buckethead wins in 7 strokes. I bet a -giant cougar bone amulet-.

>>168817978
Dovregubben is gonna get disemboweled by Båx's spear.

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>>168817978

Dovregubben initiates the brawl with a punch that strikes surprisingly fast for such a large creature, but as Båx had brilliantly predicted, his cranium is protected by his trusty iron helm. Nonetheless, the blow sends him reeling, the strength behind that troll's fists must be incredible indeed! I expect Båx to have a sore neck in the morning, should he survive this encounter! Still dizzy, the goblin lashes out, and lands a direct blow on the troll's leg. An audible *CRACK* is heard, and many in the crowd cheer as Dovregubben falls to the earth, unable to stand! While his foe is writhing, Båx lands several quick kicks to the prone troll, before jabbing him in the head with his spear. Trolls have thick skulls, however, and Dovregubben merely blinks the blood out of his eyes and reaches for his foe, snarling. Båx deftly stabs the outstretched hand with a cackle, and hops about taunting his foe. Over the course of several minutes, the euphoric goblin scurries around, landing many blows with his spear, which seems so blunt it tends to break bones rather than pierce flesh. Dovregubben, in return, only manages to land glancing blows, which are easily ignored by the goblin. Eventually, Båx stabs at the mouth of the troll, and actually breaks off a tusk. Enraged at the loss of a troll's pride and joy, a roaring Dovregubben makes a final climactic attempt at killing his tormentor, but is put down by a shattering blow to his shoulder. Bones broken, bleeding from a dozen places, and exhausted, the troll succumbs and falls unconcious. Bax grasps his spear and savagely stabs at the troll's head, working on it for almost a full minute until, finally, the skull breaks and Dovregubben is put out of his misery.

Congratulations Buckethead Bax! You are the first gladiator to make it through to the quarter finals! You have 220 points to spend for your next round.

>>168818597
Wow

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>>168818597
Yay, Buckethead!

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>>168818597
I knew ol' Båx wouldn't let us down.

>>168818597
There's a reason trolls are enslaved by goblins and not the other way around. Bax has merely confirmed the natural order of things. *tips visor*

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>>168818597
What a fight that was my fellow anons! It appears, at least this time, that brains trumps brawn and sends it packing with a large hole in the skull. We shall see if Båx manages to keep proving his intellect is unmatched against his next opponent.

For our next fight, we have a blushing beauty against a brawny scrapper, but which one shall be the victor?

It's the fighter from down under, the brawler from the bush, the vulgar yet intriguing Restive Win! It is rumoured the name is but a cover, and that this particular kangaroo man is a living legend, come to duke it out against the best we have to offer. Hopefully, we don't disappoint!

A traveler from afar, Annie Mae is fighting in this tournament to save her kidnapped brother. She claims to have been the best swordswoman in her fencing school, and incredibly popular with the boys. Why she included that last part, we aren't sure, but her figure definitely proves it.

Place your bets folks, the second round shall begin shortly

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>Legendary weaponsmith gets a strange mood
>ohboyohboyohboy.jpg
>It's a silver short sword
>tfw

>>168818929
what this

>>168819570
Annie Mae!
I bet a Giant Squirrel Leather Thong that menaces with spikes of Forgotten Beast Bone.

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>>168819570
ROO STRONK

>>168819843
It's from the DF related tumblr account "Ask Amxu".

>>168819570
It will most likely follow the same pattern, namely that weapon wins against no weapon.

That roo is though.

>>168819570
Damn, Bax. You gotta upgrade that spear.

>>168819570
I think it's gonna end in a curbstomp, either Annie Mae cuts him up quickly or Restive Win destroys her with one or two hits.

>>168819989
I'll take you up on that bet! 1 elf slave on the roo!

>>168819989
I bet TWELVE(12) gold coins and one tattered iron shield on the elf too.

This game is so comfy, I love the feeling I get when I play it, but I eventually find myself in a "what can I do now" situation.

I guess I've focused only on making a Fortress and maintaing it, so it guess boring, could you give me some ideas to have fun?

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>>168819570
Both combatants step into the arena, at ease and confident. The Horn is blown, and immediately they charge at each other. Annie Mae gets the first strike, a stabbing blow to the stomach which tears through her opponents stingray cloak, and to the crowds delight, causes a crimson spatter of blood to stain the arena floor. Caught off guard by the savageness of such a petite elf (and maybe distracted by her dazzling assets) the kangaroo man misses his jab. Snatching the opportunity, Annie Mae twirls her elven blade and scores a direct hit on Win's head, causing a wash of warm blood to streak down his face! The wrestler is in bad shape already, but shrugging off the pain he curses in a strange accent and charges at Mae. His rock hard body slams into the elf, to whoops from the audience, and he gets a vice-like lock on her leg. Mae, no longer looking as smug, slashes desperately with her sword, and actually severs Win's foot! This does not deter the brawny fighter, and with a loud bellow, he twists the leg in a move that audibly snaps the tendons and pops it out of it's socket. The elf screams in pain, a terrible noise to hear, and starts savagely hacking at her opponent. Win blocks her sword with an arm wrapped in stingray cloak, but before he can do anything else she slices off his other foot! This is too much for Win, and he heaves and retches. Seeing him off guard, Annie Mae punches him, and rolls away from his unbalanced swings. Coming up in a blinding movement, she lunges forward. There is a moment of silence, where neither combatant moves, before Annie Mae collapses to the ground, unable to stand on her damaged leg, and Restive Win slowly topples forward, his head falling cleanly off his shoulders. Covered in blood, vomit and tears, Annie Mae weakly raises her sword, and the crowd screams it's approval.

Congratulations Annie Mae! You have made it to the quarter finals. You have 254 points to spend for next round.

>>168823064
YEAH

>>168822901
let your autism flow.make a 40z entrance gate out of glass with a mister

>>168823064
Annie Mae is so beautiful and graceful, I knew she would win.
I liek elv.

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>>168820057
Ask Amxu is the best.

>>168823064
As expected, although the roo put up more of a fight than I had expected.

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>>168823064
Annie Mae victory theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcCcbh9_yg

It looks like the power of Annie Mae is too much, even for a legend such as Restive Win, may he rest in peace. Will the elf swordswoman manage to survive more of these frantic, bloody duels and go on to rescue her kidnapped brother? We shall see...

For our next fight, we have a very curious situation indeed. Two animal men, both winged, and both deadly with their respective weapons. Axe and shield, and... Lead minecart?

The roach man Koksal is a noble representative of his people. He is said to be their greatest champion, and a brave warrior. Perhaps he is here to struggle against the unfair prejudices many have against roaches, or perhaps he is here merely to test his mettle.

I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF is a kea man, with perhaps the strangest (and alarming) name out of all the gladiators. Even more bizarre, he fights with a stolen lead minecart. Armed only with his ludicrously heavy cart, and the quirky, mischievous attitude that all kea's possess, we shall be monitoring with interest what this strange fighter can do.

Place your bets, folks. Such a fight is sure to intriguing, no matter the outcome.

>>168824128
Fuck keas
Roach man win plz

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>>168819989
>>168821751
Goddamnit. I guess a bets a bet. Here, take it you lucky fuck.

>>168824427
Why did you post a picture of a chestnut?

>>168824128
This'll be one for the ages, but I doubt even Koksal can resist the might of the lead minecart.

>>168816998
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>168824128
This is the day you've been training for, Köksal.

C'mon, you can win this!

>>168824128
Isn't that matchup 1D?

>>168824793
I post the combat log with a quick post about the winner, before announcing the next fighters, seeing as I can't put the gif and the log in the same post.
That combat log was for the Annie Mae vs Restive Win fight.

>Ignore thread for a few weeks
>Miss out on tourney registrations

>>168825002
I mean the match that you announced now, Koksal vs IWRLINH

>>168825002
I think he meant that you skipped 1C:Ecstasy vs Li.

It's no big deal though, they can fight after Koksal and the Kea man.

>>168823064
I need anime OC about annie mae right now
Drawfags, get to it quick

>>168825184
>>168825239
Whoops, you're right. My bad. They'll be next up.

>>168825026
Such is life dear anon

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>>168825460

>>168824128
I WAS RECENTLY SLASHED IN HALF will squish that bugman like a.. uh.. bug.

>>168826312
Two shield are pretty good, and having several arms means it's more likely that the opponent won't target one that's holding something.

A good hit to the body or head with that minecart could kill him quickly though.

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>>168824128
Koksal strides towards his ridiculous looking opponent, a minecart-toting kea man with the most nonthreatening name imaginable. I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF, on his end, slowly heaves his lead weapon towards the roach man, his green arms straining under the load. With surprising dexterity, the minecart is swung straight at Koksal's face, only to be batted aside by his axe. The two trade blows, Koksal evidently impressed with his opponent. I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF gets in a powerful blow, crushing one of the roach man's arms, while Koksal himself hacks at a wing, scoring a deep, painful wound. The two combatants pause and reassess each other, Koksal settling himself into a fighter's stance. Perhaps he's taking the kea man more seriously now. A flurry of blows follow at a speed that draws gasps from the audience, however it is the minecart which lands first, crushing Koksal's axe hand into a bloody smear. Unfazed, even as the axe falls to the ground, Koksal strikes using the wagon wheels he wields as shields. The two fight on, but it's clear that the fight is going poorly for the roach man. Chattering angrily, Koksal takes to the skies, baiting the kea man to follow on his wounded wing. The two duel in the air, shields and minecart a blur of movement, with both combatants trading blows. As Koksal weakens due to the rain of heavy blows, I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF spies an opportunity, and in an incredible display of strength, raises the lead minecart over his own head! Koksal turns to flee, but is struck directly in the back, completely shearing off one of his wings. Unable to remain in the air, the roach man violently crashes to the earth and bursts! I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF flies back to the ground, exhausted, and stands amidst the innards and ichor to exuberant cheers from the crowd.

Congratulations I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF, you have made it to the quarterfinals! You have 293 points to spend on the next round.

>>168827032
RIP Koksal.

You were too good for this world.

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>>168827032
Brutal

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>>168827032
W O O T
Good job I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF!

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>>168827032
And so the noble roach man perishes, crushed beneath the great weight of a minecart. His people shall no doubt mourn his death for years to come. None of that matters to the cheerful kea man however, who is chirping happily along without a care in the world! We'll just have to keep an eye on any valuables while he's here...

Due to an error in management, these next fighters were supposed to go before Koksal and LASHED IN HALF, but they're finally getting their time in the spotlight. Two humans, one merely a boy! Is it right to pit this one in the arena, to fight and die for our amusement? Who cares, Armok demands blood!

Ecstasy, also known as Darks, claims to be someone's "OC". We're not sure what he means by this, but from the way he handles his knives down to the spiky blue hair he wears, not to mention his tight fitting raven black leather pants, we get the feeling that he knows what he's doing.

Not much is known about Li. It is assumed he comes from a faraway land, for his garb and tongue are strange. What's more familiar is the sturdy iron armour he wears, and the confident way he handles his long, and very sharp, halberd.

Place your bets folks, its man vs man! Or rather, boy vs man. Let's see who will be quick, and who will be dead.

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>>168822901

>>168817675
Give them a bath, the vapours might be stuck to their bodies.

>>168828710
Well, you see

First

You go on a zone without metal, and without trees, that is also evil, and near a necromancer tower and a dark fortress, and without a river.

Then, you decide to not make any booze for your dwarves.

This should make things more interesting.

>>168828501
Ecstasy better pssh nothin personnel, kid that weeaboo.
I've got all my savings riding on this.

>>168828501
As long as Ecstasy aims for the parts that are protected everything should be fine. But that won't happen.

>>168828501
Yeah, I'm rooting for Ecstasy all the way.

>>168828710
Do you want to be a glorios barbarian lord? Get famous, amass followers, and check this shit out.

Like holy SHIT does anyone else know about this?

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Adventurer_mode#Faction_management

"After you create a mead hall zone you can claim it like you can claim any mead hall, you will get a text popup telling you you are in control now and your title will change to lord, you may then start hiring guards and assigning them to your sites zones. The guards will automatically patrol your site if they are not your companions, or will hang out in the zones you assign them.

Note If they are not your companions they will not build for you.

As with owning a town, you can force the leaders of nearby villages to pay you tribute via the submit and pay tribute demand if you create a site and claim its mead hall. However they are unlikely to submit under non-strenuous circumstances. "

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>>168828501
The combat begins, and immediately Ecstasy sprints towards Li, bent almost double and with his arms trailing behind him. Li, mildly embarrassed by the actions of his opponent, brings up his halberd and knocks aside the obvious attack. The two trade blows, Li calmly standing his ground parrying and jabbing while Ecstasy flips around stabbing at his foe with his daggers. However, despite Li's skill with a halberd, Ecstasy spots an opening and slashes the surprised warrior in the foot, causing him to sink to one knee with an expression of shock. With Li on the defensive, the crowd begin to cheer as Ecstasy slowly racks up damage on his enemy. Desperate to strike at his foe, Li lunges forward and tries to skewer the edgy bastard. He does so too slowly, and with a flash of the knife and a spray of crimson blood, Li's halberd drops from his nerveless hands. Many audience members groan, and urge Li to stand back up and pick up his weapon. Li flails at Ecstasy with his good hand in desperation, unable to land even a single blow, as the boy builds up to a bloody finale. The halberdless hallebardier is subjected to a tortuous death of a thousand cuts, bleeding from all over and with many broken bones, he is soon completely unable to stand, much less fight back with any hope. Eventually, Ecstasy stands before his foe, gloating and licking the blood on his knife, with such unbridled edginess some elderly members of the audience need to be escorted out so that they don't suffer heart attacks. Casually bending over, Ecstasy raises Li's head, so that they are eye to eye. He whispers something to the torn and broken man, before punching him square in the face savagely, and reverse his knife to stab it directly into Li's brain. Jerking out the knife, Ecstasy sneers at the corpse, before cutting his own wrists and nonchalantly departing the arena.

Congratulations Ecstasy aka Darks, you have made it to the quarter finals! You have 210 points to spend for the next round.

>>168831209
PSHHHHHHHHHH
nuthin personel

>>168831209
>with such unbridled edginess some elderly members of the audience need to be escorted out so that they don't suffer heart attacks
ok, you are a good storyteller, good job

>>168831209
>*teleports out of arena*

>>168831209
I knew it, putting those skills in armor wasn't such a good idea.

>>168828710
Import a shit ton of marble and build a giant bathhouse with multiple pools, hot tubs, and lots of statues and plants.

>tfw didn't get to draw every gladiator before it started

well, at least all 3 of my gladiators won their rounds

CRIKEY!

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>>168832343
>tfw you already lost one out of two
At least my elf girl (male) stands a better chance.

>>168831209
It seems that the raw speed and dexterity of Ecstasy, combined with the impressive appearance and powerful aura of Extreme Edge, was too much for poor Li to defeat. In any case, it looks as though with every kill, Ecstasy falls even further into the darkness...

Next up is a battle of strength! The powerful polar bear man with the jaws of steel, versus the serving wench of local dwarven tavern, the Leaky Spigot. So far it seems that they key to victory in these fights is simple. Bring a weapon. However, perhaps Whitey's teeth and claws are the only weapons he needs?

Hailing from the far north, Whitey the Pooh is a bit of an odd one. He wandered into the tournament, signed up after asking a lot of strange questions (such as "do we get snacks for competing?"), and got stuck in the bathroom only a few minutes before his scheduled fight... Maybe he'll prove to be more alert on the battlefield.

Brunhilda is a brawny lass, big, busty and bearded, she's a popular one with the locals, and it seems as if she's already accrued a following, despite not having fought at all yet! With a bare chest and her trusty axe, she seems confident in her abilities. "Hopefully I'll get to have a round with that elf girl." She was heard commenting "I'd kill to show that princess how a real braw lassie fights!"

Place your bets, folks. Let's see if at least one of the wrestlers can make it through!

>>168831209
One question for you, Tourney.

When do you plan on starting the second round? How long do we have to upgrade our characters beforehand?

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>>168832954
Whoops forgot the combat log

>>168831420
thanks friendo

>>168832954
>brunhilda vs annie mae
Im calling it now guys, that's the final battle of this tourney

>>168832695
>my elf girl (male)
Who's that?

>>168833039
I'd like to start the second round tomorrow night, which, for me, is like a full day away. However, i'll only start it if I get all the updated gladiators. So start sending them in pls.

>>168833136
>stabbed in the neck
Maybe an iron mail would have been better

Also I totally forgot the victory themes for the two winners. Sorry. It's late I'm tired :(

>>168828501
LASHED IN HALF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>168832954
Ecstasy, aka, Darks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

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Which of these is the better Legendsviewer to use?

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>>168832954
As the bearded Brunhilda steps into the arena, whoops and raucous cheers are heard from the crowd, it looks as though the entire patronage of the Leaky Spigot is gathered here today! Brunhilda smiles and crashes her axe against her shield, before settling into a warrior's stance, baring a mouthful of teeth at her large opponent. Whitey, meanwhile, looks mildly bewildered by the whole affair, he keeps muttering under his breath and looking around. The signal is blasted, and the two combatants rush forward. The warriors strike at each other, neither getting past the other's defence, until Brunhilda scores first blood with a glancing blow to Whitey's hand, that barely cuts through to the fat. These polar bears have thick skin, that's for sure folks! Yet as I say that, the brazen lass bellows a dwarven oath and cleaves the polar bear man's arm right off! Her fans in the audience roar with delight, and begin singing a dwarven battle hymn. Whitey, infuriated, roars himself, and slams into Brunhilda as she is busy flexing for the crowd. Before he can chomp down on her exposed flesh, however, she lifts her shield, and all Whitey gets is a mouthful of copper. As he growls and spits, the busty dwarf hews into his leg, smashing the bone and bloodying her axe once more! With Whitey howling and writhing on the floor, Brunhilda leaps backwards, and prepares a devastating strike. The injured bear, seeing the flashing blade descend, whispers quite audibly: "Oh, bother..."

*Thunk*

Congratulations Brunhilda, you have made it to the quarter finals! You have 222 points to spend.

Where my Stronghammer niggas at?

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>>168835032
>With Whitey howling and writhing on the floor, Brunhilda leaps backwards, and prepares a devastating strike. The injured bear, seeing the flashing blade descend, whispers quite audibly: "Oh, bother..."
This is some top tier writing right here.

I haven't played in a while, like 2 years, but I always feel like picking DF back up. What was the last recent biggest, most interesting change to the game?

>>168835476
>>168830304

>>168830304
>>168835564
The problem with this is that it's not really all there. Your site isn't fully recognized by the game yet, so it doesn't actually affect things as much as it really should.

It's fun to pretend, though.

>>168835903
Well I hope the next update changes that then.

>>168834641
So...history-wise, we can consider ecstasy, aka, Darks as the canonical reincarnation of coldsteel, right?

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>>168835032
Once more, the poor unarmed animal men are defeated by a weapon wielding warrior. Maybe this will encourage them to catch up and finally pick up some instruments of war. Brunhilda, as is her fashion, loudly celebrates her victory by partying it up with her tavern friends, and by soundly defeating the loud-mouthed anole man in an arm-wrestling match. Perhaps her celebrations are premature, though. Only Armok knows.

For our next combat, we have a wandering hero, and a dark creature born into savage world. Which will prevail in this, perhaps, symbolic struggle?

The Succ is a lone vigilante, who is reported to have fought bandits and beasts in the name of good, and to protect the weak and innocent with the powers of his Ultimate Succ. What this means, we're excited to find out.

How Hrum managed to find herself in the arena when she can't even talk, much less sign the register, is a mystery. However, there is no denying this frightening goblin's talents in the art of battle. Raised by trolls, it is said she shares their savagery, and some of their... more cannibalistic tendencies.

Coming right up, it's the battle between noble civilisation and the dark savagery of the wild lands, who will survive to represent their respective ideals. Place your bets, folks!

>>168835476
SIT THE FUCK UP
WE ARE HAVING WAIFU BATTLES RIGHT NOW

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>>168835032
>>168835254
DWARVEN PRIDE REPRESENT

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>>168836360
The signal is heard, and the gladiators furiously rush at each other. The Succ hops about, looking for an opening in order to bite down on his foe, but Hrum puts an end to that with a savage blow to one of his feet as he leaps past her. The tick man collapses on the stone floor, and struggles to stand, only to have his arm smeared into the arena by the mace-wielding goblin. It is an uneven fight, and it does not take long for Hrum to leave smears of ichor all over the arena floor, as The Succ rolls about, desperate to stay away from her silvery bringer of death. At last, after many in the audience had given up hope for the dusty wanderer, he spies an opening and leaps! It is in vain however, as his mandibles cannot bite through Hrum's leather armour. Nonetheless, the plucky hero fights to the bitter end, sustaining more and more horrifying injuries, until Hrum contemptuously finishes him off, not with her gore-encrusted mace, but with a powerful blow to the head, causing the unfortunate tick man to collapse and shudder, until he moves no more. His hat, now tattered and squashed, floats to the arena floor, and sadly lands in the blood of the noble vigilante. To everyone's horror, Hrum promptly tears open the body with her claws and teeth, and starts gorging herself on the guts of The Succ. Security is called, and the blood-soaked goblin is escorted out by the two glowering minotaur guards, to weak cheers and boos from the crowd.

Congratulations Hrum, you have made it to the quarterfinals! You have 220 points to spend for the next round.

>>168838179
I really really really like this writing.

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>>168838179
A sad end indeed for the tick that had vowed to do good, but such is lie in the arena. There is no good or evil, there is no high ideal. There is only death and glory. And for Hrum, it is glory she recieves! That and perhaps some cat guts, if she's good and doesn't scratch the furniture while she stays in the guest rooms.

Onto the next battle! It is one that has been eagerly awaited by many, a duel between the scruffy old mercenary known and admired by many, and the strange mosquito man (woman) who only refers to herself as 'Bane' and constantly makes strange portents and menacing statements.

Edim Stronghammer is also a regular at the Leaky Spigot, spending all his days there drinking his old age away. Despite this, (and despite the fact he's shown up completely naked) his old expertise with the warhammer should make him a fearsome foe indeed.

Bane, the masked mosquito, has an unusual choice of weapons. The scourge is seen by many to be a cruel and dangerous object, and she fights with not one, but two of these fell weapons. Added to her own natural weapons, perhaps she will be a fitting rival to the old dwarf.

Place your bets, folks, for this fight is bound to be interesting.

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>>168838179
;_;

>>168839427
rip in peace, The Succ. You were more than a meme to me, you were an hero, and a real human bean.

F

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>>168833304
the only elf in the game I'm assuming

>>168841676
Oh, I appear to have fallen for a clever trap.

>>168841676
>>168841741
refresh the document and look at the last gladiator on the list. mai waifu is most definitely not a boy.

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>>168839396
The gladiators step into the arena, and Edim grins, waving at his friends in the audience, and sends a jovial wink in Brunhilda's direction. Bane stands motionless, faintly buzzing. The fight begins, and right off the bat, Bane scores a dreadful blow on the Stronghammer's right arm, twisting it unnaturally and scoring deep cuts in the flesh. Edim, not to be bested by this mysterious mosquito man (woman), strikes twice, the hammer landing with deadly strength. It glances one of Bane's spindly hands, but lands square on her wing, fracturing the fragile tissue. Bane buzzes angrily and darts away, only to flit behind him and lash him directly in the back. Such a blow, with the full force of a Big Guy, shatters several bones and leaves Edim gasping on the floor. As he struggles to stand, Bane lashes him several more times, each attack leaving terrible wounds in the grizzled dwarf, until finally, unable to wait any longer Bane attacks with the sickening ability native to her race. Viciously stabbing her proboscis into the prone form of Edim, she eagerly sucks out a great spurt of blood and ingests it. Many of the dwarves in the audience are yelling profanities, and Brunhilda is forcefully restrained by security! Edim, roused by the cries, tears the proboscis out of himself, causing a spray of blood to shoot out, and struggles to fight back. It is futile however, as the mosquito woman leaps away, before diving for his neck. Once more, she sucks up a great deal of blood, until Edim pushes her away feebly. Evidently sated for now, the gorged form of Bane resumes lashing until Edim mercifully blacks out. With a final blow, the skull is cracked and dwarf brains are spilled all over the floor. Bane buzzes, satisfied, before kneeling next to the dead dwarf and exclaiming in a dreadfully calm voice: "You now have my permission to die."

Congratulations Bane, you have made it to the quarter finals! You have a whopping 328 points to spend for the next round.

>>168841875
ah, I see it now

but why the '!' under annie mae I wonder

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>>168842104
i wasn't sure if it was typical to list the gender of the combatant and figured it would be normal for it to be more implicit in the description, so i wanted to make it super duper obvious
that's basically it

>>168841942
aw shit, that guys gonna be trouble

>>168842404
Where can you find the list of combatants that you took this picture from.

>>168843390
thats the submission email.

>>168835032
I died well, oh bother.

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>>168841942
Bane's victory theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

The old dwarf has been laid to rest, but Brunhilda is not satisfied with this. She demands revenge for the desecration of her friend at the hands of Bane, and now has a more serious reason to defeat her next opponent. Bane, on her part, has quietly buzzed back to her chambers, and seems to be scheming about some great plan. Whatever it is, I feel nervous just thinking about it...


Well friends, we have come to the final match of round one. There have been upsets and surprises, oaths made and deaths aplenty. With this final bout, we shall have all of our quarter finalists. So without further ado, here are our gladiators.

Mogwai, the whip wielding psychopathic gremlin, appeared in the arena, signed up, and spent the entire day waiting for his bout by locking himself in a closet with his whip. From this closet came strange noises, and even stranger smells. We haven't had the cleaners go in there yet. We think we might just dump it outside and burn it, to be honest.

Efeye is a dangerous assassin, who has traveled from the far-flung deserts of the south. She (or he, we're not entirely sure) has come to fight, but for what purpose? Perhaps she has a contract on one of the gladiators? Perhaps it's a training exercise mandated by her, or his, guild? In any case, I feel sure that we can expect some interesting techniques.

Place your bets, folks, for the final fight of today.

>>168843390
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xaf7ze5dgC1L4h7Y8flaG6meHZtqiuVj7dojwvQx1yc/edit#gid=1311675782

Here's the link t the google doc where all the information is stored.

Can the new points only get my gladiator better skills, or better weaponry too?

>>168845058
You can sell your old equipment back for half price, and also buy new weaponry and stuff if you wish.

>>168836126
Ecstasy is edgy and all, but you forget how coldsteel absolutely destroyed mandingo and tpm in seconds. He was not just a cut above, but a razor-thin Edge. I just don't see ecstasy living up to such high standards.

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>>168844281

The horn blows, and the two combatants circle each other, neither willing to take the offensive. Mogwai moves his whip like a snake, flickering and slithering over the ground with small cracking noises, trying to intimidate his larger opponent. Efeye's expression cannot be seen behind her veil however, the desert assassin gives nothing away. suddenly, quick as a scorpion, She (he) dives forward, slashing at the gremlin. While Mogwai dodges the first dagger, his arm, preparing to strike at the elf, is deeply slashed by Efeye's second dagger! The wound looks painful, and Mogwai hisses as he once more cracks his whip. Avoiding the lash with blinding speed, Efeye runs the offending hand right through, such that the dagger is stuck! Panicking, Mogwai lashes out, but the blow is easily dodged, and instead of using his daggers, Efeye heaves his body against the gremlin, who is bowled over. A smear of blood is left on the stone as Mogwai stands unsteadily back up, just in time to be hacked in the foot by Efeye. The poor green creature once more crashes to the earth, unable to stand. In a final, incredible burst of agility, Efeye lunges and with both daggers from opposite ends, cleaves the gremlin from sternum to shoulder bathing the entire arena in a spray of slick blood. With a tiny gurgle from inside the helm, Mogwai's small body shudders, and falls still.
The sexually confused elf stands up, removes the helm, and gently closes the gremlin's eyes, whispering a soft blessing...

Congratulations Efeye, you have made it to the quarter finals! You have 224 points to spend.

>>168846797
good riddance

>>168846797
poor lil guy ;-;

he was a good boy. didnt mean no harm :(

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>>168846797
It seems this Efeye isn't such a cold blooded murder machine after all, what with the way she treated the poor wee thing. Oh well, cart him off to the freezer, we'll see if he manages to pay her back for her kindness later on...

And there we have it, folks. That wraps up today's fights. I hope they were enjoyable and I definitely had a lot of fun writing up these duels. Once I've gotten some sleep and received all the upgraded gladiators, we can begin the quarterfinals!

If anyone has any concerns about balance or other things, or just wants to suggests improvements, feel free to voice them too.

As always, the google doc containing all the information is here, and feel free to copy it yourself, or start thinking of gladiators for the next tourney. It's fun.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xaf7ze5dgC1L4h7Y8flaG6meHZtqiuVj7dojwvQx1yc/edit#gid=1311675782

Also my email address, for whatever reason: [email protected]

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Im playing as kobolds (masterwork sorry) and I got sieged by the humans for stealing from them so much.
>squad of 3 blowgunners
>untrained
>31 Kobolds
>16 invaders
What do, I am self sustaining inside my camp but I would like to get rid of the siege eventually because I will run out of wood.

Bane's manager here, the wing is getting patched up, for the next round tomorrow it'll be good a new. But it cost her a lot so i'm buying some new equipment to make sure it doesn't get hurt again:
Adamantine Cloak (-180)

For skills:
Talented Lasher (-66)
Talented Dodger (-55)

That leaves 27 points left.

The fire rises brothers.

>>168848389
>What do,
Uninstall Mastershit.

>>168848624
I knew there would be one

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Anybody got the I RECENTLY LASHED A KEA IN HALF screencap? I could swear I had it but no clue what I named it.

>>168848389
God man, where to start?

The graphics are fucked so bad I don't know where to begin explaining everything screwed up with the raws and the mismatch.

There are various other kobold playable mods, in fact the entire mastershit mess is a grab-bag of whatever Meph could stuff in there, and it's all available elsewhere.

After that point, we could start talking about actual helpful solutions.

>>168848735
More than one man.

>>168850197
I know Meph is a bit of a shady person but honestly i'm too lazy to hunt down all the mods and put them on df just because I don't like Meph. As of the graphics I don't see to many problems with it.

>>168850512
All Races Playable and the tileset of your choice is all you need.

>>168850862
What about Gnomes Orcs and the hermit.

>>168850932
>>168850932
Oh well if you want the other races can't be helped then, RIP. But the Succubus mod at least has a standalone install so you could slap that on the vanilla game if you wished.

>>168850512
Are those the right plant/grass/shrub tiles? Are those actually bodies and boulders everywhere? Wait, where are the trees? Is that a 34.11 version?

Adding in other races isn't too difficult, honestly pulling the raws out of mastershit and making your own version would be better, or grab something similar out of the dark ages raws.

>>168851273
yeah i'm 34.11, the trees are now part of the wall. Having masterwork doesn't help meph unless I donate so I don't see why some minor graphics errors is a huge deal.

been gone a while but
>meph
wasn't he just putnam or some shit like that?
did I jump into a whole nother bearenstaein universe or something?

figured it's time to jump back in again, and while I never used too many add ons that therapist was always nice. did it just completely stop getting supported or what?

>>168851549
Because it's a big clusterfuck of weirdness which has the problem that I don't know enough about what is actually going on to be able to help, and don't like just saying "I'm not going to help you because I'm a judgmental dick, but I'm not going to help you because ultimately I'm a judgmental dick and I'm not going to take the time to investigate enough about mastershit to figure out what happened because fuck Meph" but welp, there it is.

Putnam is a dick, but as a fellow dick I gotta say fuck nah, he actually makes shit.

>>168852056
Rapist is a pain to fuck with and depends on the dfhack team having found addresses anyways, they just now got the addresses found fully, and it has manipulator which does therapist shit without having to tab out and deal with stupid sideways text.

>>168852056
dfhack has therapist built into the game

the standalone therapist is only good if you care about UI and having it open on a second screen or something

>>168851915
Nah, putnam was a different guy. He's gotten himself nearly banned before going on autistic anti-masterwork rants.

>>168848389
That hurts my eyes

>>168848389

>>168577956

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Uhhhh..

>>168855984
Took me a second before I was like "wait, how do you attackwall someone?"

>>168813875
Anyone have a brief description of whats new since 0.35? haven't bee around DF in a while

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>>168848389

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>>168859135

>>168860221
DAMN, DWARF FORTRESS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>>168861286
if you mod it, it can

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>>168861286
No, that's mastershit, different game.

>>168816043

What tileset is this?

minecarts are complicated as heck

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>Game crashes when I save

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I put my siege on hold to watch my gladiator kick some ass and go see John Wick 2. I return to watch Fath lead a charge against the squad of archers that have been camped out on the ledge plinking at my dwarves. This is a pretty dangerous situation for my soldiers, a single accurate bolt will move through the whole line of dwarves until one blocks it, fails to dodge, or gets hit. An unlucky dodge could send a dwarf falling to their doom. There are only 4 to 5 tiles of landing area on z-levels below them before the long drop to the lake.

>>168864620
Raving maniac with CLA sapients.

tips for those who get easily bored with fort mode is to check the autistic project pages in the wiki

>>168865161
Nah, just require planning

>>168865161
Not for kea men.

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>>168865813
Duchess overboard.

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>>168864620

>>168866459
Really need nets or something, what is this a Samsung factory?

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>>168866459
This spearmaster is Olon Kashelzed. He's the grandson of two marksdwarves. One of them was Avuz Rothtun, Relicwebs' very first werechameleon exile, the victim of a different forgotten beast than the one that killed the werechameleons I mentioned earlier, and the first death at Relicwebs. His grandmother and his aunt are both elite marksdwarves and providing fire support at this very moment.
Several years ago Olon put down his adamantine spear and has never picked it up again, and he's never told a soul why. He's a damn good fighter even without it, so i never really worried too much about it. Today it turned out to be a fortuitous decision, because Olon just dodged off the cliff. Rather than fall a few z-levels and slam into one of the ledges below, he grabbed on with his mysteriously-free hand and is beating the shit out of goblins on the z-level above with his shield.

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>>168867835
The siege has been broken. Only 79 goblins this time, and no trolls or beak dog roasts. We had two pretty severe injuries. The Captain of The Diamond Gorges got a nasty head wound, lost an ear, and twisted her knee. An axelord got a bruised upper spine and his right wrist and elbow were torn up. They should both make a full recovery.
We also took our first ever prisoner, Stozu Emegngun the goblin bowman, who is so thoroughly mangled that I'll be surprised if he survives.
The siege happened right at the beginning of autumn, and there's just no way I'll be able to clean it up before the caravan arrives. Last time that happened only one wagon imploded and the rest of the merchants traded normally. Hopefully that will be the case again.
Also, teeth were a mistake.

>Playing gobbos in fort mode thanks to mods
>no need to eat
>no need to drink

I CAN GET SO MUCH SHIT DONE SO FAST

So this is how it feels the be the inexorable cancer steadily growing in an unsuspecting host.

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>>168862773
So... freexp then?

>>168869094
I go back and forth between missing the explosions of teeth and being glad I added whichever tag it was that keeps them from exploding everywhere.

>>168870601
The aesthetics of it are nice, but the logistics are awful. Instead of having ~100 corpse dumping jobs from this smallish siege I'm going to have ~1000, and most of them will be teeth. The item count doesn't really bother me, I'm approaching 50k boulders anyway. The problem for Relicwebs is that's the only place merchants can spawn on the whole map, so there's a danger of losing a year's worth of trade if I don't interrupt the whole fort's routine to dump teeth from the mountainside.
There's an embark tile of badlands in the southeast corner of the map, on the other side of the lake, and in the early years of the fort I tried having the depot there, but merchants wouldn't spawn there even if there was no way to access it from elsewhere. No invaders or monsters have ever approached from there either. It's pretty annoying and probably a bug caused by Relicwebs' unusual topography, but we've adapted well enough.

>>168871496
Is there no way at all to control where merchants will spawn? Half my embark is evil and they always come from where the rain is.

>>168866459
Did she survive?

>>168871869
Bridge the entire edge of the map off except the desired directions?

Use dfhack to put empty air tiles on the floors where they could spawn?

Put fortifications around the map like that with dfhack?

>>168871869
Normally there is. If your depot can only be accessed from a given area then merchants will always spawn there. Or at least that's been a consistently observed feature for as long I can remember. That's why I say it's probably a bug in Relicwebs' case that they wouldn't spawn on the southeastern corner when the depot was there.

>>168872326
She did. She landed on the ledge 3z down and was back in the fight after she recovered from her stun. There was a scary moment when a spearmaster dodged off the same spot, landed on her tile, and she dodged south again and down one more z. Another dodge in that direction would've led to a 47z drop.

>>168872882
I don't know why but it feels like you're mocking him.

>>168873189
I don't know if he meant it mockingly or not, but those options would all work to restrict possible merchant spawns. The one option that doesn't require dfhack is a real pain in the ass to implement, though, and won't work if you have any ramps on your border.

>>168873529
Yeah, I wasn't mocking at all, those are the only real options.

If you try to set it up so there is only one route from the edge of the map that could accomodate a wagon arriving and heading to your depot those cunts will spawn on the other edge with a "their wagons bypassed your site because they're cuntbags" basically.

>>168873762
Setting up a single route to the depot usually works to restrict merchant spawns. It's not unusual at all for an embark to have areas where merchants could spawn with no path to the depot, but they don't spawn there if the depot is accessible from elsewhere. Getting bypassed by the wagons only happens when there's no wagon-to-depot-accessible area at all for them to enter from. In all the forts I've played since I started Relicwebs has been the only exception to this I've ever seen.
There was semi-famous fort on bay12 whose name escapes me now that was a really great example of how to exploit this mechanic. The fort consisted of a square tower in the center of the embark cut off entirely from the surface and a giant dwarf statue. There was an elevated 3 tile wide bridgeway that led to the edge of the map, and wagons would spawn on the bridge exclusively because it was the only way into the fort. It was a pretty elegant solution. I think invasions spawned on it too, but I might be misremembering that part.

How many chairs should I have per table in a dining room?

>>168875993
one chair per table. dwarfs gt negative thoughts if they have to share a table

>>168875993
I'll go with 4 I guess

>>168876497
Oh nevermind. Wait, can I place tables next to one another to create a longer table?

>>168876606
You can place tables next to each other to give the aesthetic impression of a longer table, but mechanically, each table is treated separately and is useless without a chair orthogonally adjacent to it. Having more than one chair orthogonally adjacent to a table(section) does not allow the table(section) to be used by more than one dwarf at a time, though they can use table(sections) which are adjacent to each other if each has its own chair.

>>168877180
All right, got it.

>>168848448
Updated

>>168868291
Thanks for the cool sketch drew, added to the doc.

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Who would you invite to play at your (hopefully not crappy) tavern?
Who would you trap there to play for all eternity?

(also still working on drawings from last thread.)
>>168880196
Awesome!

>>168881423
Accordion kea, piano monk and blue violin guy. They could make some sweet tunes to have a jig to.

>>168854005
>autistic anti-masterwork rants
To be honest, I've read his anti-mastershit post. He does sound extremely juvenile, but he still makes a very good point. On the forums, mastershit has come to be considered as the "official" DF mod, the one mod that everyone "should" use. It even has it's own subforum and wiki section, which reinforces this.

>>168881423
Well I know for sure that the autistic gobbo band would get a lifetime ban.

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>>168520695

>>168881593
Cant think of anything that involves those instruments off the top of my head.
>>168881962
just another edgy backyard shit band with middle/upper class parents.

>>168883058
Maybe something along the lines of this. I expect it would sound a lot like these irish folk tunes, perfect for some merry tavern.

>>168881423
I would invite the whole bottom row. Sexy dancin ladies must stay forever, trapped behind a row of cheap gem windows. Stevie Ray Vaughn lookin dwarf would be our artist in residence.

>>168883253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKKgYc5UKo

Whoops lol here's what I meant to link.

>>168881423
Sax weasel and flytrap.

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these fuckin dorfs

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Alright guys, all gladiators have been updated except for Hrum and Efeye. If I receive their respective upgrades, we'll hold the quarterfinals later today.

>>168884348
Efeye's manager here, I just woke up about an hour ago, and I've already made my choices. Mailing them your way in a sec.

But fuck does that Bane seem like a bitch. He left me with very few upgrade choices.

>>168884726
>But fuck does that Bane seem like a bitch
he's trouble for my gladiators too. If your cutie doesn't take him out then my guys are in for a tough fight... so good luck, I guess?

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I finally finished with the basics mining, the sewers system need fixing but now I can start to furnish the entire fortress and start in the outside tavern

>>168884810
I think Efeye can take him.

An insect wearing adamantine armour is still a fucking insect. And now that I've out-upgraded him on weapon and dodging skills, he's fucked.

>>168884915
>An insect wearing adamantine armour
clothing. don't forget that adamantine clothing still isn't quite as good as any kind of armor. it won't weigh you down nearly as much either, which is why I gave Ecstasy one (I mean aside from being a perfect fit for an edgy memester to wear a bulletproof trenchcoat)

>>168884902
Your fortress gives me a raging boner.
How much fucking work did that take?!

>>168885045
The thickness is also relative to creature size, meaning that adamantine clothing on a 35k creature is a big waste of arenabux.

>>168885070
>that filename
>2d DF
I'd be surprised if that was his.

>>168885070
9 years in game

>>168885142
It isn't 2d DF.

Note the upward slopes.

>>168885224
Oh shit, you're right. I didn't notice the volcano tube.
Never mind then.

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>>168885142

>>168885409
:(

>>168885409
>>168885409
>windows 98
is it even supported by security updates?

I'd rather use that than windows 10 desu

>>168885492
Windows 7 with windows 98 skin

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>>168884902

I'm gonna miss the next round of the tournament, so I'll say this now: Annie Mae is a loose slut and Bax deserves the win, even if Annie Mae will probably take the win anyway because her build is pretty much ideal for dealing with a relatively defenseless spear user like Bax.

Edgelord should squash the bird or I'll be pissed.

Brunhilda is best girl, but in the tough girl fight she's clearly not the toughest.

They expect somebody in the wreckage, I hope it's Bane.

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>>168886572
>Annie Mae is a loose slut

Them's fucking fighting words, m8.

>>168873762
Can't you cast an obsidian wall around your entire embark?

>>168874832
Yeah, I'm talking about cases where they can get there but the wagons can only go one way, you'll get assholes dragon a yak or whatnot and no wagon.

>>168881423
Piano dude and the chick in blue get to hang out, axebard gets to stay forever, elfrant poet gets to hang out for a bit until I get sick of him and draft him into the military to solo a siege.

>>168884348
Don't let me down, Brunhilda, if I'm not the first in a streak of victims I will be very disappointed and call her manager a... double Tigger!

>>168887868
If you're awesome you can, how awesome do you wanna be?

>>168887952
>assholes dragon a yak
wtf brain?

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>>168888043

Have all participants upgraded their characters yet?

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>>168891394
We're still waiting on hrum to upgrade her stuff. We still have a few hours to go anyway before I start the tourney, currently writing up the fights and preparing the combat logs.

>>168891807
One question for you while we're waiting:

Why do some of the fighters in the list have bold text in their names, but not others?

>>168892898
That was to remind me which ones I'd done the upgrades for, but I ended up forgetting to bold the ones since then. Fixed.

>>168893206
Also, if ecstasy's manager is here, please check your emails.

>learning minecarts
>Push cart down the shaft I was using for quick delivery from the surface to the magma pool
>the shaft wasnt finished
>dorf was atom smashed
o-oops

>>168895747
What a shame

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I really like the dramas we have between Brunhilda and Hrun, and Brunhilda and Annie Mae.

Of course, that doesn't mean that Brunhilda will have any chance against my elf girl (male) in the third round.

>>168838179
>>168891807
Hey Hrum's manager here, sorry for the late response. I'll have my upgrades ready in a short while

Goddamn, not a single waifu is ded. This is going to be intense.

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>>168897174
Speak for yourself.

t. Köksal's manager

>>168897174
I was pretty bummed Edim didn't last even a round.

>>168897458
Koksal was bro tier, a way more sacred bond

>>168897539
He'll be remembered. Bane's first appearences, and whoever is involved, always make a good impression for some reason.

>>168891807
>>168891807
>>168896709
I assume health is regenerated for free? Then this is my submission. Again, I´ d like to ask if you could add it to the form. Thanks in advance!

Starting points: 220 pts

Sell back:
Armour (24), Leather (x0.5) = 12 pts, half of this is 6 pts
Leggings (14), Leather (x0.5) = 7 pts, half of this is 3.5 pts, rounded down is 3 pts
Total: +9 points, so in total 229 points to spend

Spendings:
Mail Shirt (24), Bronze (x2) = -48 (remaining: 181)
High Boots (10), Bronze (x2) = -20 (remaining: 161)
Helm (12), Bronze (x2) = -24 (remaining: 137)
Dodger: from Skilled (50) to Talented (105): -55 (remaining: 82)
Gauntlets (8), Bronze (x2) = -16 (remaining: 66)
Shield (60), Leather (x0.75) = -45 (remaining: 21)
Shield User: from Dabbling (0) to Adequate (12): -12 (remaining: 9)

This leaves 9 points.

Go Hrum!

>>168898032
Added to the doc. Yes, the combatants start each round at full health.

Cool I'll have every fight ready to go soon. Just waiting up on a few more things. We'll probably start the tourney in 2 or 3 hours, so don't settle in just yet.

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I wonder who would win a fight between Annie Mae and Ecstacy

>>168841942
>Viciously stabbing her proboscis into the prone form of Edim, she eagerly sucks out a great spurt of blood and ingests it. Many of the dwarves in the audience are yelling profanities, and Brunhilda is forcefully restrained by security!
I burst out laughing

>>168900283
I honestly found many of these desscriptions to be body horror of the most terrifying kind.

>>168900429
:D

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Give me an interesting blueprint for a tavern.

>>168898468
Thank you :) I'll be looking forward to it!

>>168900429
Such a precise combat system, if put into words, ends up being both realistic and gory, yeah. It's already made of words, but you know what I mean.

Haven't played in a year.

Is the game finished yet?

>>168902675
I know.

In the game itself, I tend to imagine it looking like the rather tame goryness we had in the old Quake games. However, TourneyAnon's narrative makes it sound much more realistic, and thus also a lot more unnerving.

>>168903529
We're 1/4th of the way there

>>168903939
We're more than 1/4th of the way there

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>>168904114
If only there was some sort of number indicating the progress as judged by some sort of, amphibious individual, alas and alack, I know not whence one would seek such a thing.

>>168903939
Toady has confirmed that the version number corresponds to the amount of the game that is finished.

In other words, the game is 43% finished.

>>168903529
Yes.
My cousin's freind regularly blows Toady so I have insider info.

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>>168904269
ikr

>>168904269
>>168904302
I don't have the source at hand, but I remember that he said it (might have been FotF).

>>168904454
>inb4 the anti climbing autist comes back

>everything added since the 2d version sucks and should be removed from the game, and if you think otherwise, you should stop sucking Toady's cock

>>168903887
True, he focuses on the damage dealt or even the fighter's desperation. A great job, but wew. It really makes you anxious to know how it'll end.

Also what the hell, I just started playing and I thought this game was about a lot of letters scattered around, and now I'm in a general about narrating shit. Makes sense and it's great.

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What was his problem?

Has anyone actually bothered taming a megabeast?

I kinda want a dragon to sit outside the fort and roast elves on sight

>>168905115
small penis

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>adventurer mode
>kill lots of people
>at some point decide to get a companion to accompany me to a tower
>both get killed by zombies
>look up companion in legends mode
>find out that they were actually one of the people I killed earlier
>two seperate entries for the same person exist simultaneously
I'm fucking spooked boyos.
maybe they could be identical twins, but then would they have the exact same name?

>>168905403
Maybe it's like one of those time paradoxes where the timelines split into a fork and you were the reason of that fork

Except you existed in both instances

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>>168905403
Seen that before and it's always weird, I think it's like the thing where I was rescuing kids and legends mode said a named cave spider that had died like a hundred years ago was the one who rescued them.

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>>168905865

>>168905403
There is a bug that causes non-hist fig citizens to respawn if you kill them before greeting them (although the fact that you did kill them still makes them show up as hist figs in the legends). Maybe that's what happened to you?

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those kooky dwarves

>>168906546
literally me

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>>168906546
Dem dorfs, man.
Dem dorfs.

>>168881423
Oh shit is the lower right guy Carlos Santana? Either that or it gives me a good impression of a smooth guitarist

Is the "Grown [everything]" just an excuse for Toady not to flesh out the elf industries? The dorf equivalent of "it's magic, I ain't got to tell you nuffin"?

>>168908286
It's an old placeholder thing, probably be replaced/fleshed out with the magic arc.

Does having dwarves haul rocks and stuff increase their attributes? Like strength and toughness.

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Round 2 of the SECOND DWARF FORTRESS GENERAL GLADIATOR TOURNAMENT!!!

We started with sixteen brave fighters, all willing to risk their lives and prove their worth in order to earn gold, glory, and the right to call themselves Champion of /DFG/. Now, all that remain are eight. These hardy combatants have already shown themselves to be dangerous warriors, a cut above the rest of the rabble that are oh so eager to throw their bodies into the grinder. But they cannot share the prize, so more of them must fight, and more of them must die. Only four shall leave the arena alive today, and we are about to find out who they are. For blood and bone, for fame and fortune, and above all, for Armok, let us see them FIGHT!


Our first battle of the day is between the already famous and popular Annie Mae, the dangerous elf swordswoman on a journey to rescue her kidnapped younger brother, and Buckethead Båx, an intellectual and a scholar first, and a fighter only second.

Annie Mae is already an expert swordswoman, and has not been idle between matches, constantly training and waiting for the day she may defeat her enemies and win the tournament. She still chooses to enter the arena naked, and while we certainly aren't complaining, we wonder why she does so. Perhaps it has to do with some strange elven magic? Regardless, it has not hindered her so far

Buckethead Båx declined to comment on his upcoming fights, only chuckling to himself as he returned to reading Bosa Dawkins "The Armok Delusion". In any case, he certainly seems ready for this fight, with a brand new steel spear, fresh off the caravan. Such a deadly tool in the hands of a skilled warrior is a frightening thought indeed.

Place your bets folks, for the second day of the tournament. Has. BEGUN!

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I made a little town.

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>>168909027
>why yes m'lady, I do root for the goblin gentleman instead of the elven slut

>>168909027
>"The Amork Delusion"
This guy is a genius

>>168909254
Are those buildings made out of square poo?

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>>168909254

>>168909634
It's wood!

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Rate my gobbo fort in progress. I have to say, Its pretty fun playing these guys because the lack of a need for food and water means I can focus exclusively on building stuff. And in addition to that, when the fort is inevitably destroyed by some foul beast, I can reclaim it using a different civ like dorfs or humans and just focus on food since the rest of the fort has been carved out already.

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>>168909027
Woke up just in time.

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>>168909027
As the first fight begins, it seems like our two combatants are an even match, as neither are able to land any blows on their opponent. Båx's spear is like a striking snake, darting forward and back, seeking the tiniest of openings in the elf girl's defense. Annie Mae on her part fights with the determination of a protagonist in a highly rated Japanese cartoon, it is clear failure is not an option. Suddenly, Båx, having been slashed in the hand by the fencer's blade, flies into a blind rage at this upstart elf! Screeching autistically and no longer euphoric, he grips his spear more like one would a hammer, attacking the elf like a ferocious wild beast! Has he forgotten his own ideals about the merit of intelligence? It certainly looks that way, for his reckless attacks leave a wide opening for Annie Mae to lunge forward, and she scores a deep blow to the side of his neck, just beneath the helm! Cutting through, flesh, fat, and bone, blood pours from the wound in a crimson tide! Even as Båx rears back, clutching at his throat, the elf's blade flashes, and completely shears off one of Båx's arms! Horribly wounded, Båx stumbles away, aghast, only to have Annie Mae strike a third time! The sword plunges deep into Båx's unprotected midsection, and with a motion that parts the flesh from sternum to crotch, the goblin's stinking guts are torn from him, landing on the arena floor in a foul pile. From there it doesn't take long for the fencer to bring Båx to the ground by cutting his legs out from under him. The green gladiator refuses to give up, however, and keeps struggling, even as Annie Mae hacks and slashes at the unfortunate warrior. In a final, powerful swing of her sword, Annie Mae lands the bloody death blow, opening the goblin from the neck down. As blood pools around the corpse, she smiles and wipes the gore from her blade

Congratulations, Annie Mae! You have made it to the semifinals. you have 222 points to spend.

I've never used a tileset. Are there any you would say are better than vanilla? Veterans opinions only please.

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>>168909027
Annie Mae you are mai waifuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>168909859
Phoebus is good for cool graphics, Spacefox is good for intuitive design.

>>168909858
rip in peace buckethead

>>168909859
Color sets are the superior option for improving visuals.
Tilesets are for plebeians.

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>>168909858
>Screeching autistically and no longer euphoric
>Has he forgotten his own ideals about the merit of intelligence

>>168910000
Quads confirm. Any color set in particular you use?

>>168909859
You have used a tileset. Vanilla is a tileset. There are many options that people like better than vanilla. Nearly as many options as there are tilesets. Find one you like.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Tileset_repository

>>168910342
Thanks señor autist. There is such a thing as colloquial language, you know. And I was asking for individual opinions, not general opinions. Don't talk to me ever again.

>>168909858
Damn, that waifu tore him up.

>>168910267
I'm personally fond of this one:
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Color_scheme#Pseudo_Naturalistic_Color_Scheme
There's a lot of other great options on this page.

>>168910479
And what do you imagine 'tileset' is a colloquialism for?

>>168910742
Tileset mod.

Take a second to process that before you post. I know acknowledging external thought processes is difficult for your kind.

>>168910837
Fuck you and fuck your whore of a mother.

>>168909807
It's okay. I don't like how the dining room is open to the wood stockpile, but I'm generally a fan of the irregular, asymmetric aesthetic.
You gonna smooth those walls and/or floors?

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>>168910897

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>>168910479
>trying to ruin the chill mood in the general
please leave. honestly. you're ruining /dfg/.

>>168910954
The wood stockpile there is temporary, it just needed to be inside the fort and that was a handy available room. And I'll get to smoothing the walls and floors at some point.

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>>168909858
Annie Mae victory theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcCcbh9_yg

What a gruesome end to the green-skinned philosopher. Perhaps in the next life, he will find happiness. Unless he was right all along, and no such thing exists. If so... well... sucks to be him.

Annie Mae has once more shown her skill with a blade, well done to her and her manager! You are one step closer to completing the Tournament arc of her story.

For our next duel, we have the blue-haired knife fighter himself, Ecstasy (aka Darks) now sole representative for the humans, against the quirky, cheerful, minecart-wielding kea man, I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF.

Finishing off his last opponent with extreme egde-udice, Ecstasy spent all his time since then brooding in the darkest corner of the arena tavern, making snide comments at whoever passed him by and cleaning his fingernails with a knife. Somehow, he also managed to obtain a wondrous adamantine cloak, rarest and most valuable of materials. Shall this be enough to protect him from the incredible weight of the minecart? Or like so many others, will he find himself kea'd in action?

I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF has gained a large following amongst the spectators of his last match, both for the incredible way he fights, and due to the loveable shenanigans he gets up to while not fighting, such as stealing shiny things, destroying the furniture, and killing sheep. I might also mention he has a large group of people hoping he doesn't survive this next fight. Mostly sheep farmers.

Place your bets folks, for the second fight of the day will commence shortly.

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>want to dorf
>can't dorf because tournament is on

>>168911125
Go Darks! Avenge Koksal!

>>168911492
Sorry lol

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>>168910837
Sweetheart, isn't it time for you to get back to class before you get detention and make daddy mad enough to start with the belt again?

A mod in df terminology is a change to the raws from the vanilla ones. Tweak mods with a few small changes, full conversion mods which uproot and completely replace everything, and all sorts in between.

A tileset is the little pink and white or clear and white images in the df/data/art folder which the game uses to display objects, buildings, surfaces, creatures, and so forth.

A graphics set can be used to override the vanilla use of letters+some color variation for different animals and the various major races/beasts. You can find those in df/raw/graphics or your df/data/save/region*/raw/graphics folders.

There are other things like utilities and visualizers, dfhack and Armok Vision being two. They're usually in their own folder, though dfhack stuff will usually be in the df/hack folder and the only stuff most people need to ever change will be under the df/hack/scripts, df/hack/scripts/gui, and df/hack/plugins folders.

I'm trying to be clear because you don't seem to understand how things work, and I worry you might be a bit slow given your bitchy behavior in here today.

Recess is over, scoot.

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well fuck, it was a nice fort while it lasted.

>>168911125
>Kea'd in action
I probably had no business laughing at that.

Anyway 10 dorfbux on Ecstasy (aka Darks). May his edge stay sharp.

>>168910837
A tileset is an image file located in DF's art folder that the game reads to render its visual interface. Having never used one before, I can see how might have come to the conclusion that it's been used as a colloquialism. Indeed, the term is occasionally misused, so you're not alone fren! Generally it's misuse is connected to a reference to a graphics set. However the term has a specific use in the nomenclature of DF, and people who misuse it in thay way are typically corrected. As you appear to have not used it in that sense either, your usage doesn't qualify as the commonly employed misnomer either. But worry not, pal! We're all anonymous here, and now that you've been enlightened to you misuse of DF nomenclature, you can move forward without having to defend your pride against the wound of your apparently embarassing mistake.

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>>168911628
Wait, this isn't a holiday is it? Fuck, I can't even remember them anymore.

>>168911763
what do you have in the way of traps and military?

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>>168911125
30Г of native platinum on I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF!

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>>168912053
jack and shit. as soon as the river freezes over I'm fucked.

>>168911125
IWRLIH for the win! I bet a realgar boulder.

>>168911125
No one can survive getting bashed with a lead minecart. Even if they are the edgiest being on the planet.

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>>168912171
>that dead dorf in the tree

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>>168911125
>kea'd in action

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>>168912545
>deathcause: thirst

the life of a dwarf is truly a mysterious one

>>168912486
getting his precious little face bashed in would be such a fitting end for a special snowflake

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>>168911125

I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF patiently waits while Ecstasy sprints over in his typical gay anime sprint. As soon as the edgy teen is in range the colourful cart-wielder attacks in an explosive burst of movement! Ecstasy, perhaps expecting the ploy, rolls to the side, allowing the heavy minecart to merely brush past his leg, instead of pulping it into the floor. Standing, he charges, and the two trade blows until the minecart manages to score a glancing blow to Ectsasy's shoulder. Nevertheless, the force behind the minecart causes the arm to twist in a painful looking way, and to gasps of the crowd, Ecstasy drops one of his daggers, unable to grasp it with his wounded arm! Snarling, Ecstasy redoubles his efforts,but is unable to get past the kea man's expert minecart-based defense strategy. In frustration , he changes tactics, and slams bodily into his smaller enemy. The strategy is successful, and as I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF tumbles away, still tightly gripping his weapon, Ecstasy scores two solid attacks. The kea man, now bleeding from one arm and with only one leg able to support himself, is unable to evade the followup strike to his foot. Crippled and looking more and more desperate, the kea man is nigh helpless against the blindingly fast attacks of the teenage edgelord, and soon Ecstasy, using only his one dagger, reverses it and dashes past the wounded kea man. I WAS RECENTLY LASHED IN HALF stares down at stump where his arm used to be, and many of his fans in the audience groan and wail. Unable to heft his minecart with only one arm, and afflicted by a myriad of agonizing wounds, the poor parrot man falls unconscious. Ecstasy swaggers over and kneels over the prone form of his adversary, before slowly, gruesomely, pushing his dagger into the base of the skull.

Congratulations Ecstasy, aka, Darks! You have made it to the semi-finals. You have 210 points to spend.

>>168816998
>never played or seen this game
What am I looking at?

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>>168912775
>Psssh. Nothin personnel, Kea.

>>168912775
I expect the edgelord to reach finals and then die like a bitch, like last time.

>>168912996
A bunch of dead humans in an arena, watched over by an elf in the northern stand, and a dwarf in the southern stand.