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Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

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Egg Hunt is OP edition

>What's new?
>Lucio released, Valentines day shit out
https://youtu.be/MRlkCiPVmII
>Latest In Development Video
https://youtu.be/3KTsPR2oeSE
>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20564632/heroes-brawl-of-the-week-february-17-2017-ghost-protocol-2-16-2017
>Latest patch notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20564325/heroes-of-the-storm-hotfix-patch-notes-feb-17-2017-2-17-2017
>Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20529705/weekly-sale-feb-14-21-2017-2-14-2017
>WoW Event; Play Warcraft hero with friends for free mounts (Active Now)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20532383/for-azeroth-2-6-2017

>Hero rankings, various statistics, talent calculator:
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where do I find you Egg Shell picking shits?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

>Tips and other useful resources:
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

Previous meme: >>168644109
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>cho'gall x lucio team gets to level 16
>they win

hows your day going?
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>>168771040
>Egg Hunt is OP
It's shit though?
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>>168771274

>this is bait

right over your head i see
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>your favorite guy will never be in this game

what's her name /hotsg/?
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>>168772056
Lei Shen
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>>168772056
Most likely Lady Vashj
But Thermaplugg will never be added and I'll be sad forever.
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bets
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>>168772351
Blue/your team should always win. Uther is shit, chromie takes way too much skill for most people, and same for abathur. Liming, valeera are super easy to use so you guys should never lose.
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>>168772210
I thought that was a lego man for a second.
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who /tendieboyz/ here?
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>>168772056
Then again, he could be a skin for Varian.
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>>168772056
>will never get to purge filthy inhuman shits with Garithos-sama
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>>168772056
he deserves a better life than he got!
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>>168772056
Hakkar.
I want to Corrupted Blood faggots.
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>>168772143
>>168772874
If this game is not dead in two years lol they will almost certainly be in.

Iconic raid bosses are only second to important lore figures in terms of who is most likely to get in.
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>>168773015
What if they're both?
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>>168773112
Then they are consigned to the pit to languish for all eternity.
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>>168772498

You overestimate my power to lose
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>>168773657
What on earth happened there?
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>>168772515
i am the biggest on all the dingos.
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>>168773970

Don't think anything went right that game. Lucio was dropping ults on my clones, took the % hp heal, their Chromie and Abathur were amazing, Uther fucked me good, enemy Lucio had blind talent, etc.

Awful match, and Valeera was mad feed and I wasn't much better.
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really impressed with how much they improved balance and the game overall
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>>168776158

As they add new heroes, it will only get better. I feel like every time a hero is released and everyone freaks out that they are so strong, a few heroes down the line they fall off because they've been effectively balanced out by the newly introduced/reworked kits.

Sure there are outliers sometimes, and maps will always have some heroes who excel at their objectives, but the more shit in the game the better imo.
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I just want
One quick match
That doesn't have 50 Zeratuls Novas and Valeeras
Just once
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>>168772056

when???
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who will be the next hero?
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>>168777071
Nova skin
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>>168777201
Me
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>>168777201
That one Horseman who could still use the Light despite being dead.
Whatever happened to him?
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>>168772143
>lei shen
nova skin

>>168772210
>lady vashj
>thermaplugg
nova skins

>>168772557
>meme character
kill yourself

>>168772662
>Garithos
nova skin

>>168772702
>literal fucking who
nova skin

>>168772874
>Hakkar
nova skin
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>>168772874
How would you design a Hakkar kit?
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Daily reminder. The most iconic villain in all of Warcraft.
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>>168778230
>leoric's shuddery movements
Now that is fuckin spoopy.
I can almost hear his bones creaking.
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>>168778364
>almost hear
So, you can't.
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>guy picks Nova into Ragnaros, Artanis, Tyrael

why can't people like this be permabanned from the game?
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>valeera has 20 coins
>tries to turn in alone
>doesn't even bother to check the bushes
>it's 100% obviousy the enemy team will be camping the chest since we have 20 coins
>gets exploded in a nano second
times likes these make me wish i had a social life so i had friends to play with instead of being matched with retarded autistic idiots constantly
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>>168779301
Same but im also a retarded autistic idiot some times
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>>168771040

Murky is completely out of control, holy fuck. Why did he get a rework?
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>>168780252
murky on lvl 20 can 1v1 any hero easily even butcher
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I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FUCKING SKY TEMPLE, GOD DAMN IT BLIZZARD YOU MONGOLOIDS DELETE THIS STUPID RETARD CRAP ALREADY. LITERALLY 40% WINRATE WHEN I HAVE 50% ON EVERY OTHER MAP FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT SO MUCH.

Always its a balanced match but they end up having slightly better push/merc so they just get to stand on these FUCKING RETARD TEMPLES THAT YOU CANT DEFEND AGAINST THAT DO THE PUSHING FOR YOU. ALWAYS OUR FUCKING CORE GETS LASERED TO DEATH IM SO SICK OF IT.

DELETE SKY TEMPLE (and Blackheart's Gay), THIS SHIT IS SO RETARDED.
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can i get a goodnight from dischotep
can i get a goodnight from dischotep
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>>168780448
use more caps and maybe blizz will hear you.
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>>168780517
is dischotep cute?
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>>168780578
OKAY! IS THIS GOOD?
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>>168772056
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>>168772557
>skin for Varian
>not skin for Butcher, the actual retard diver with a cleaver
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>>168778230
>You came to the wrong fukkin neighborhood.
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>>168781342
Mengsk has more of a chance than nearly anyone.
A bunch of lines and ability names were datamined a long time ago.
It'll probably take them forevercough*Samuro but it's nearly guaranteed.
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>>168781342
imagine all the work that went just into making mengsks model and animating his face
they should just to it live action and save millions
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>>168781621
Oh, most definitely it's not a case of IF, it's a case of WHEN. But Blizz doesn't want to force characters that community wants over characters with fun and fitting kits. And they may just not be able to come up with a proper kit for him before the game dies, regardless of how much we want him in.
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>Kerrigan's joke lines
>"Wait...aren’t I supposed to be human now? Make up your mind, Blizzard. Human. Zerg. Human. Zerg. Pick one!"
>Human Kerrigan
>"It is nice to be human again, but you really can't make up your mind, can you, Blizzard? What's next? A xel'naga?" (laugh) "That'd be hilarious."

I AM NOT FUCKING LAUGHING
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>>168782385
>tfw LotV Artanis skin never
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>>168781621
>>168782020
What is the best way of portraying him sitting on his ass all day?
Aba way: sit in spawn, global abillities
Gaz/Zag way: technically be on the battlefield, but never really actually engage with your body, just sit on backline and point fingers
Hammer way: just put him in a battlecruiser
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>want to get a few QM in as Murky
>first game have a Jaina who didn't break 20k hero damage in 20 min
>second game have a Nazeebo who keeps disconnecting
>third game have a Sylv that didn't even do 50k siege damage and had only 25k hero damage in 22 min

Suffering.
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>>168782686
That's what FotM deserve
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>>168782619
One of his datamined abilities was called propaganda tower. Take a guess what that did.
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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/heroesofthestorm/images/8/8d/Kerrigan_Pissed09.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150625172102

Lewd
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>>168782985
Those names were datamined before Rexxar or maybe even Jaina were in the game. You can safely bet that if they even had a proper kit for him back then, it changed at least 3 times to this day.
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>>168782619
Me dream is to gace 5 heroes like abathur in the game
Imagine matches where none of the players ever leaves the safety of the warpgate and play the match by solely using their long range abilities
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What the fuck did I just fight
>haunted mines
>enemy team completely ignores objective
>just pushes
>pushes down both forts before we realize
>we pause in our skull collection and kill them all, finish the golem, push a little bit but they rez in time to hold it
>they immediately try pushing again
>we kill them all
>objective up again
>they ignore it again
>we surround them at keep and kill them all
>try and farm skulls
>they're back at our fucking keep before we even start the boss golem
>we kill them all AGAIN
>finish it, push with it, get a little further but they manage to rally just before their keep dies
>skirmish for a bit
>objective up
>we just pretend to go in the mines and grab a few skulls but have no intention of finishing it this time
>immediately ambush and kill them all as they try to waddle past the mine entrance and then just go kill their core

were these fucking robots I am so confused
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>>168784003
Even the AI goes for objectives.
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How do I get the stupid WoW mount? Can I just play AI games instead?
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>>168784505
>How do I get the stupid WoW mount?
Play a Warcraft character in a party with someone you have friended.
>Can I just play AI games instead?
Yes, so long as you're in a party with someone you have friended.

For your next question
>how do I get stupid friends?
Type "/join General" to join the general chat, then say something like "LFG AI rush" or "LF WoW mount party", then someone with more initiative than you will invite you, and you can friend them, and rush the meager 15 games within 90 minutes.
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>people actually taking Slime Time or Tufferfish over Living the Dream

Level 20:
>Slime Time: 30 Stacks
>Slime: 585
>Pufferfish: 899
>March: 55/tick
>Octograb: 300x3

>Tufferfish
>Slime: 460
>Pufferfish: 1214
>March: 55/tick
>Octograb: 300x3

>Living the Dream: 3 Stacks
>Slime: 530
>Pufferfish: 1034
>March: 63/tick
>Octograb: 345x3

Not to mention you pretty much always have Living the Dream up.
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>>168785527
Slime still looks better.
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>>168785527
>Not to mention you pretty much always have Living the Dream up.
implying
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>entire team has died 4 times with 10 minutes

WHY IS QM SO SUFFERING
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>>168786042
4 times in total or each one has died 4 times?
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>>168786217
Each one had died 4 times.
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>>168786362
kek
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How good is azmo at soloing forts?
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wtf was that drop
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Who has the best hair /hotsg/

Valeera
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or Nova
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>>168786962
Provided no enemies are around? He's the absolute greatest.

If enemies are around, it depends on how willing he is to die.
If Azmodan is willing to die for the building, he is still exceptional.
Otherwise, he's better off pushing a bit and falling back.
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>>168785527
This is why you'll always be bronze. LTD is shit and you disregard the extremely useful secondary effects.

"B-BUT M-MUH DAMAGE!!1"


Also
>taking AAST now
shiggy diggy
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>>168787630
Taking down a fort is definitely worth a ding
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>>168787656
I don't actually take AAST, I just included it for comparison.

Sure the extra slow on Slime Time is great, but how long does it take you to get to 30 stacks?
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>>168787526
>>168787612
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>>168787526
Valeera does. Nova wouldn't even be second place, Lunara would be. Unless you disqualify her for it not being real hair.
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>9 game losing streak

what did i do to deserve this
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>>168788587
you play hots
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>want to do core rush in AI games to do the retarded quest
>instead of core rushing one lane those idiots always destroy all enemy forts firsts wasting tons of time
god damn fucking retards
we could be doing those retarded matches in 5 minutes instead of 15
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>>168789021
you have to destroy and entire line of forts to do core you can't just kill two
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What is best mount/skin for Master Valla?
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>>168789526
Mechanospider Tint 2/Tint 2
Black, silver, and purple
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>>168789021
>15 minutes
It's 10 at most unless your team is 5 assassins and can't do core without a wave.
If you play hammer you literally don't need a team to end game in 8 minutes against adept bots.
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>>168790993
you can't play hammer because she isn't warcraft
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>>168772056
Cairne.
JUST
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>>168790993
it doesn't matter because i'm playing with idiots... they do objectives and defend our forts, i fucking begged them to stay in one group so they did we took out 2 forts in like 3 minutes and then instead of finishing the core they went for objectives and we wasted another 10 minutes
That mount better be fucking good.
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>>168791940
It's Judgement Charger with flames painted on it to go faster. What are you expecting?
It's only 15 games, that's like 2 a day even if the even only lasts a week, which it normally lasts longer.
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>>168792407
yes but youz are also getting the wow mount
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>>168791696
>a fucking meme character got in before Cairne

Really makes you think.
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>>168785527
>taking toxic buildup over slimy pufferfish
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>>168792601
You know what? i'll take it, for all we know the most beefy and tanky hero in warcraft 3 is probably gonna turn into a fucking anti-mage joke, like anub'arak.
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>>168792629
Eh I take it some times over Toxic Build up depending on enemy comp.
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>>168772056
blizzard please his normal or dragoon version il take it.
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>>168792759
>implying it won't be just Baine and his stand Cairne fighting together
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I'm playing this hero but i'm finding him weak compared to other tanks.
Does he suck now?
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>>168793665
Yes, he is a nigger now
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you know whats worse than murky?
varian+warrior
its like we are back to the old chain cc days.
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>>168794004
Nothing is worst than murky
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>>168794065
just draft dehaka
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Coming back from D2 necro release, I hope that the game is not as dead as this thread.

Can I have a quick rundown on the OP/UP heroes? Is Gazlowe still shit? I see that Nazeeboo was dropped to 4k, is he viable?
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>>168793665
Tyrael isn't bad, he's just more of a support-warrior like Zarya.
Definitely not quite solo warrior material but he's amazing for enabling melees.

He also has the single best talent in the game (Holy Ground), so he has that going for him.
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>>168793665
He needs a lot of coordination in order to gain value.
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>>168794213
Currently Murky is OP because he just got a major rework. But he'll most likely get tweaked in a week or two.

You can look up more stats on hotslogs.com
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>>168794386
He is solo warrior material though he works best with melees and he shouldn't be drafted with 4 backline.

>>168793665
He's one of the strongest tanks.

>>168794403
Not really. I played him a lot in solo hl and he works real well.
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>>168794403
he is incredibly strong in voice chat teams but worthless in qm
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>>168795491
>strongest tanks
That really depends on how everyone plays.
I've noticed that a lot of heroes don't really "click" with some people in this game.
Like you can get a good understand of everything about the hero but for some reason when you play them everything seems to go wrong.
I've seen a lot of Jos and Muras that don't know when it's appropriate to run into the middle of the enemy team or when to stay back so you can get the fucking Zeratul off your healer.
Seen way too many Malfs and Rehgars who think they're invulnerable and position hyper-aggressively even when we're behind.
especially with the recent buffs, I've seen plenty of Diablo players that just run in and blow cooldowns instead of chaining his stuns properly for a sure kill.
Medivh, Tyrael, Sylvanas, Li-Ming, Vikings and Tassadar are, off the top of my head, the heroes that people really need to click with in order to do well with them.
Anyone can pick the right talents and land a decent amount of skillshots, but HotS players really, really struggle with positioning and reading the movement of their allies, let alone the enemy team.
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>>168795963
>I've noticed that a lot of heroes don't really "click" with some people in this game.
>tfw can't get sonya to "click"
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>>168796257
Trick to Sonya is to not go ham and poke with spear->w->run away until the fight really happens. Like all melee assassins you don't want to engage fully before your tank does.

Wih ult up you can just trade into their tanks. Or you spear something in their backline and spin on them. Sonya is great to isolate back from frontline. You pick some squishy and either force them out of the fight or kill them.
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So someone told me not to play Lunara.
I went and carried a game in everything, kill/xp/damage/siege. for everyone spamming Valeera.
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>>168797248
Lunara is definitely strong but she's a much riskier pick than even Valla, one of the more squishy assassins in the game.
Her mobility gimmick falls to pieces the moment she gets cc'd, and from there it really only takes 2 people auto attacking you and 1-2 abilities to kill you before you get out of range.
Her ult helps with this but she's not invulnerable during the animation and it's really position dependent.
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>>168797525
I don't use the jump unless there is a butcher. i just stay behind my team and use the talent to increase my attack range and give vision to people i have poisoned
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>>168797525
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>>168797772
Should take it against Leoric too.
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Big Tuna Kahuna or Making Inky for a slime build?
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>>168797954
I have yet to play against him.
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Can someone explain to me how am I supposed to do anything vs valeera when playing heroes like jaina?

How are you supposed to play vs invis heroes with no form of detection at all what even is this
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>>168798125
I pick the hop whenever there's strong dive in the enemy team. Doesn't just let you escape from shit but also punish divers with good damage.
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>>168798204
You have two forms of detection retard.
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>>168798741
He has to be intelligent enough to look for the shimmer before landing an aoe on it.
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>>168799101
I can see the invis, it;s piss easy compared to seeing invis units in starcraft

Are telling me my dection is landing spells before they jump me?
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>>168799435

Yes
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>>168799435
Tassadar is amazing in countering stealth because he has an almost instant aoe AND a wide ranged passive on top of that.
Mages are better counters to stealth in general than autoattackers because they typically have a number of skillshots that can reveal an enemy.
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>>168776158
fuck off blizzard
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>no hgc today

Is it over?
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>>168781429
Oh my.
>Lamb to the Slaughter is now Pal for Life
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>>168800973
>forcing me to hear LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS every game
I want old memes to die.
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>>168777903
Um.
>Hakkar
>Melee Assassin

>Abilities
Q - Arlokk's Gouge: Short range, short cooldown attack on enemy in front of Hakkar

W - Jeklik's Cleave: Frontal cone cleave that silences enemies for 2 seconds.

E - Corrupted Blood: Poisons all enemies within range. Every tick causes a small explosion that will spread the disease. With a talent, this can spread to minions and mercenaries.

Heroics:
Blood Siphon: Hakkar drains life from all enemies within the area to heal himself. If any enemy has Corrupted Blood, Hakkar will take damage from that source instead.

Mind Control: Turns an enemy Hero in a computer-controlled Ally for 5 seconds. Damage can break the effect.
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>>168801567
>Mind Control: Turns an enemy Hero in a computer-controlled Ally for 5 seconds. Damage can break the effect.
Sylvanas.
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>>168801567
>massive anti-synergy with no benefit
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>>168801567
Why not have it be
>Targets with Corrupted Blood provide a 2% damage bonus per second the target has been infected, for 5 seconds. This damage bonus stacks with itself.
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>>168801783
Sylvanas has to channel. This is no channel and forces the enemy to decide if they want to hurt their friend to save them, or just let them roam free using abilities for those 5 seconds.
>>168801986
That's more likely a benefit and not likely to see so many scrubs killing themselves with Corrupted Blood.
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>>168800592
The next event is the lan thing.
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>>168800592
schedules were front loaded a bit so the week was short. site shows games for korea next week then western clash the week after that.
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>>168802504
>>>lan
>game can only be played online
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>>168803132
You know every tournament in Korea is played in person pretty much right?
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>They will never fix Tracer's model

It's just not fair
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>>168804896
who cares about that ugly annoying lesbo, even more annoying than DVa
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EU vs >>>NA when
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Remember when you had to level heroes to unlock all their traits?
That fucking sucked
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If D.VA gets in the game i'm just gonna kill myself, but i'll take blizz HQ with me, she's literally everywhere
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10k gold who should I get?

Blood elf slut or who?
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>>168806682
Remember when the game reused icons from other Blizz games? I miss that.
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>>168806807
not in the nendo line
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>>168807006
Not yet you mean.
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>>168807152
They are waiting to see the sales first.
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>>168806807

>Ranged warrior
>No reload, just infinite THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
>1million hp
>Cucking defense matrix

>Insane escape tool with boosters

>Ultimate 1: Self destruct sequence, combines with any aoe crowd control for free team wipe

>Ultimate 2: Calls in a horde of press and mobbing fans trying to get Dvas autograph that overrun enemy team and flatten them
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>>168807197

What is the purpose of these figures that make characters look like Baby dolls?
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>>168807197
Those are three boring characters to have nendo's of. Junkrat or Pharah would have been better. But the only one I'd probably get either way is Zarya, but that won't happen.
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>>168807443
I don't know

People like them
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>>168806807
Why are you surprised? She was designed that way.
Blizz's purpose is to make money, it is a company after all.
How do you make money? You make your product desirable to the biggest amount of people.
If overwatch was made only from sweaty dwarf characters then only a small audience of DnD nerds would be interested in it, so they they needed to add some characters which appeal.
Humans are genetically programmed to like cute things, and to like attractive humans since it means they have good genes and thus could give you healthy babies and allow you to fulffil your original evolutionary purpose which is to procreate.
So Dva was designed to be a cute grill which is enough to pull the male audience, and she was given the robo suit and shit which will pull the nerd and geek and anime virgins and people into shit like scifi and this wide audience will spawn lots of fan art which in turn springs it to even larger popularity.
It's very simple marketing model.
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>>168807315
>1million hp
Not since nerfs, and it'd probably be something like base physical armor but make her weak to spells.

>being able/putting even half the fucking time to program defense matrix in
Dream on

>insane escape tool with boosters
Would translate to her z or a short movespeed boost/dash

>an ultimate dealing enough damage to instagib a hero in one go
With reverse amp, earthquake and the multitude of walking cc machines they have in this game even the fucks that pushed out Ragnaros in the state he was in would realize that was a bad idea.

>March of the murlocs 2.0

Your ideas are shit.
3/10, took my time to reply.
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How do you get that rocket bike with red trail? It seems like even poorfags have it so it must be free
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>>168808261
The same time it took you to post this you could've figured the answer out for yourself.
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>>168806682
remember when you had to start playing a comp centric game in a random dumpster?

>>168806852
at least post roster if you want to ask something so vaguely. could just wait another 10 days or so for her to be free if you waited this long already.

>>168807443
it's cute.

>>168808261
there's a vulture for recruiting 4(?) people and another from the overwatch event a few months ago.
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Only interesting question about DVa is whether or not she'll have a separate set of abilities when she's not in her mech.

Not having any unique skills out of her mech makes DVa kind of boring in OW.
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>>168808679
>like a less mobile tracer at game start
>build ult charge, summon mech
>timed and gives armor like Odin
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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>>168807780
She's cute, sure but that voice man. Jesus. She and tracer are my bane, i won't deny that they do their job correctly, since it just destroys my ears
zagara sounds like a godess compared to them
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>>168808679
One thing that disgusted me about dva in OW was the fact how retarded they mad her balance, you have this huge mech suit with massive shotguns that do NO FUCKING DAMAGE you have to unload even into a shitty tracer for 10 hours straight to kill hell, and then her mech gets busted and her handgun does like 10 times more damage than her giant mech twin fucking shotguns
what a fucking joke, except nobody is laughing
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>>168808851
Who do you keep posting this over and over again? Nobody gives a shit. If the guy who posted that here was scared of getting into trouble he wouldn't posted that info on public forum frequented by autists.
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>>168810727
>ib4 hello redit xd
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>>168810727
Sure thing, ponyfucker.
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>>168810580
they take the whole rock-paper-scissors thing a little too far for me. i mean there's obvious skill but you can just kill one idiot all game with such ease sometimes or end up in hots-esque matches where no one swaps to anything sensible. can't get lost in that game and enjoy it.
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>>168808851
Can you get yourself a trip so I can fucking filter your dumb spam every thread? Nobody cares.
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>play zarya
>shield full hp ally in team fight
>he runs away
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>>168812103
i like when shit is at least bit realistic, like if you hit a human girl with a 10 ton hammer she will fucking die, this RNG tier crap the online games are doing nowadays is just boring and dumb
i fear for the games 20 years from now
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>tfw you're playing chromie and the other team has Hammer
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>>168812190
>please put on a trip
>SO I CAN FILTER YOU BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING STUPID FUCK

I've never understood the logic in asking, as it goes against what the opposite party wants.
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>>168812323

The trick is to never give them the option to waste shields because your timing is good. You shield them as they take damage, not anticipating that they might take damage maybe if he goes in and stuff.
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>>168810580
>you have this huge mech suit with massive shotguns that do NO FUCKING DAMAGE you have to unload even into a shitty tracer for 10 hours straight to kill hell

Did you miss like the 3 month period where DVa was the most busted character in the game?

Also Reinhardt being able to one-shot 150 health-200 health characters would be completely fucking retarded.
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>Stukov
>Arcturus
>D.Va
>Aidan

O SHIT LADS
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>>168813160
>Also Reinhardt being able to one-shot 150 health-200 health characters would be completely fucking retarded.

Are you saying game balance or lore-wise?

I have several hundred hours on Reinhardt and ever since hitbox changes his charge has been super fucky. You can hit some people dead-fucking-on and they'll slide straight over your head, not to mention there's a good amount of abilities that can halt you in your tracks and you're easy to interrupt since all your abilities are heavily broadcasted and your hitbox is basically a magnet.

Lore-wise, well the game isn't designed to reflect what little lore they have (in the Bastion short we see single Crusader soaking up a hail of bullets from multiple omnic killbots, but in-game it only takes on bastion mere seconds to shatter a Rein shield) but, you weigh a good ton in that armor.
Typically, getting smashed between something that weighs a ton and is moving at high speeds and something else that is very hard and study typically kills some.
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>>168813076
Or they could just git gud. Anticipating damage can be the difference between getting one shield off in a fight or two.
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>>168806807
>4 ow heroes in a year
>1 diablo
>1 sc
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>>168813525
Axoltol never uses green arrows, you are a fraud and a charlatan.
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>>168813953
>3 ow heroes
>13 Diablo heroes
>13 Starcraft heroes
>33 Warcraft heroes
>1 Blizzard Classic
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>>168814308
>no fenix
>no mengsk
>no mohandar
>no narud
:(
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>>168814308
>people care about overwatch
>surprised overwatch characters get released
>no one gives a shit about Diablo and Starcraft anymore
>surprised no characters for them are released
W o w
o
w
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>>168812323
>Playing Zarya and Jaina uses her blizzard and you just stand in and get free energy.
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>>168814702
>you are still slowed and the enemy team collapses on your ass
Worked out nicely, didn't it?
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>>168814614
>still no Diablo porn
>literally cannot stave the flood of Overwatch porn
I like brown girls and fit girls as much as the next guy.
But I NEED monster girls and qt monks.
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>>168814308
>overwatch gets released
>gets a new hero every few months
>meanwhile we still don't have maiev, kel'thuzad, fenix and mephisto/baal
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>>168814803
>Your entire team is around you and now they have a full energy Zarya backing them up.

Yeah it does work out really nicely.
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>>168814086
what?

nigga I'm not leaking anything, this was already leaked you knob
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>>168814905
>few months
>6
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>>168814905
>It's gotten two heroes since release and one is worthless.

When did Overwatch release?
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>>168815513
>and one is worthless
One day you'll manage to climb out of diamond.
I believe in you, anon.
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>>168815513
>and one is worthless
>tracer is good
>zarya is great
>lucio is great
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>>168815723
He was talking about OVERWATCH. Ana is busted, Sombra is useless.
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>>168815723
he means overwatch, reedin comprehenshun
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>>168815723
>tracer is good
She's SITUATIONAL at best.
Her mobility gimmick doesn't mean much when blink doesn't stop point-and-click or autoattacks, her range is far too short for her to poke without putting herself in danger.

>>168815906
>Sombra is useless
She's exactly like Ana was on release, she's crazy good but it's taking people much longer to learn how to use her.
That ult is insane.
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>just read about some guy who had ally chat off getting silenced
this community man
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10k gold

Chromie
Valeera
Guldan
or Murky
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>>168817043
Murky is going to be nerfed before the yuropean tournament. Go Guldan or Valeera.
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>>168816318
Sort of curious as to how these things are handled. Sure, they may overturn a few, but what if somebody has been "wrongfull" silenced eight times? Are they just left?

>>168817043
Murky for freelo, if he isn't getting banned at your mmr.

Otherwise probably Gul'dan or Valeera.
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>>168816281
>pros pick tracer into varian comps without tass and win
>wowg still thinking tracer isnt strong af
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I love the mind gaymz with chromie
>sand blast grey meme
>he has 2hp left
>starts running
>cast dragon
>grey meme thinks: *oh shit he will cast it behind me and expect me to walk straight into it, i don't think so kiddo*
>grey meme walks to the side to dodge the dragong
>DING
>i of course counted on the fact that he is only half retarded and therefore when he saw me cast the dragon he would try to outsmart me by side stepping so i cast it to his side instead
>tfw too intelligent to play rest of the pleb heroes
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>>168817270
>Sort of curious as to how these things are handled. Sure, they may overturn a few, but what if somebody has been "wrongfull" silenced eight times? Are they just left?
Usually they remove the silence penalty after investigation. The silence system is stupid, though. If enough people report you for abusive language you are automatically silenced. I played against a premade 5 the other day and got silenced post game. (TL, was playing with friends) We crushed them and I'm fairly certain their entire team reported all of us. I was the only one silenced but still.
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>>168817960
>the pros
I'm amazed people can still say that after the fucking circus this week.
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>>168818125
>na
I'm talking about korea and europe.
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>>168778230
"IS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY"
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>>168817960
That's because tracer is a niche hero that excels with good coordination. Good luck playing Tracer in GM HL, you'll be buttfucked down to diamond.
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>>168818503
Not really. I've met tons of high mmr players that pick Tracer into anything with any teamcomp and do incredibly well.
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>play morales
>overpassing easily the enemy healer
>being behind my tank/assassing all the game
>enemy focusing on me so my team gets free kills all the time
>tfw even if they manage to kill they died almost instantly because "bad positioning"


How much i love the "focus morales" meme.
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>>168818082
Mhm. Was able to do something similar to this in WoW. Just get a bunch of people in voice and coordinate 5-20 reports on a single person, for one reason or another. They'd usually get booped offline instantly.

>>168820475
I love the "focus morales xd" meme, desu. Leads to people outright ignoring her.
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>>168820475
>pick morales
>the heavy hitters refuse to stay in lane with me and let me heal them
>team keeps leaving me behind
>no one ever in a position to get stimmed since they keep going in one at a time or pussyfoot completely beyond enemy range

Some games can be frustrating.
I love it when enemy team completely dives me and trades 3 live just to kill me without even scratching my team.
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>>168821090
>>168820475
>play morales
>team constantly scattered
>valeera allowed to just sneak up and rape me
>literally behind my tanks in the middle of the screen and they don't notice me
>ask them to help
>"its your fault, team fight was over here, keep up with the team"
>literally died 5 feet away from them
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>>168817043
i'd say valeera but i'd also say she's the best thing since li ming and i don't think anything better will come out any time soon. already in my top 20 most played.
guldan is nice for solo and sustain style. bit of sonya/illidan in him.
chromie is great if you just hate people. spam for days, fuck everyone.
murky isn't bad but he's not worth 7k either. fairly simple now without rewind. i don't think he'll stay this strong for long either. if they raise his death timer and exp value like some idiots are suggesting definitely save your money.

>>168817960
she isn't very strong but still has a place if there is no one to outrange her aa or make it fairly pointless with free healing. guldan q spam is also a pain along with a few other skillshots that are hard to pick up. can get people to waste a lot of effort on her beside that so her value isn't as obvious as most characters.
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I haven't played since beta or slightly after. I logged into 10k gold. Redpill me on who to buy.
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>>168823069
>using gold on anything but mounts and master skins
Poorfags.
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>>168821654
5 feet is considered far in this game cuck
even blizz thinks this since valeera has talent for double damage on isolated heroes who are far away from their team (at least 5 feet)
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>>168823069
cho'gall
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>Le camper tank
>le unlimited healer slut
>le press D to heavy damage antitank man
>le range stealth with a global lazer bitch
>le HEY HEY MAN.

Are Terrans the ultimate blizz faction?

More terrans when?
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>>168823276
>feet
Dota had a numeric system that was simple as fuck.
Why can't this game do something like it.
Even when you look at a talent in detail it still misses a lot of precise information.
I hate having to keep going into try mode if I want to figure this shit out.
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>>168823125
>tfw spent $5 and I can't even wash this feel off
Especially since it was on Abathur

>>168823276
>distance
Hey, how do they do it here, anyways?

>range increased from 4 to 5
like yo hol up what
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>>168823276
we're talking so close there was only one diablo worth of distance between me and my tank

cuck
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>>168823697
Then that is far because diablo is a big guy. Don't blame you being shit on your teammates. You are supposed to stand close enough to them that the tip of the at all times fully erected morales' futa cock will be tickling muradin's face
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>when your varian goes colossus smash
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>>168824349
>mfw
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>>168824349
Blame the matchmaking assuming I'm queueueueing as Tank rather than Assassin.
I had no intention to go Prot from the very start, yet I'm still matched like one.
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>>168824587
Well i think his point is that if you're a dps varian you should just go fury over colossus smash.
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>>168824587
>I had no intention to go Prot

don't accidentally queue as Varian next time then
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>>168824587
Wait.
Why would you take Varian if you aren't considering Taunt?
Fury only works against people who have no real CC, Colossus Smash only works if you have another tank and loads of CC on your team.
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>>168778230

He's just a nigga in a suit of armour after all

He was never that intimidating. just really fucken hated for betraying everyone and kickstarting the scourge shit while he was going crazy
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>>168823697
>one diablo worth of distance
I like the idea of using the Lord of Terror as a metric.
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>>168825821
>He was like, 3 Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseekers away
>It must've been about 5 Doomhammers long
>Her tits were the size of the Skull of Gul'dan
>That was almost as long as Deathwang
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>>168824906
Just fuck off, bitch. Play a tank yourself then.

>>168825046
Because I WANT to play Arms?
It's fun deleting people. I like him more than Kerrigan or the other dive'n'delete characters.
>>
Just got automated silence, I always disable my allies chat, but type "reported" to players end-game if they threw the game.

Am I redeemable or will I have to stay banned for a year?
>>
The next Overwatch hero will be Bastion

Screencap this
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Do you guys enable ragdolls?
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>>168826667

Why wouldnt you

Its occasionally hilarious
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>>168826586
>screencapping a 1/20 chance with no source
>not even stating when the hero will be released
WHY IS NO ONE TRYING TODAY
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>>168826586
So hammer is getting a skin?
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>>168826780

Thats actually much more likely lmao didnt even think about that
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>>168826780
Isn't she getting a Warfield skin

>>168826428
>it's fun deleting people
lol
stop playing damage varian please
>>
>>168826482
>"why"
reported

>"..."
reported

>"reported"
reported

>comments about talents
reported

>someone made me mad
reported

depends on how long it takes you to catch on to the new stfu and report meta. need to work on the first part!
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Murky and Abathur is the most fun ever
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>>168826482
>announcing your report
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Is there a more entertaining hero build to crush QM noobs with than this?
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>>168827624
Yeah, any of the ones that force you to interact with something other than their buildings.
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>>168827764
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>>168827764
lel l2p noob
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>>168827958
>>168827967
I'm not saying it doesn't work, and this is actually one of the builds I'll recommend people play to climb quickly out of the depths with zero mechanics.

Not sure how it's fun, though.
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>>168827958
>posting shitty tumblr gifs
Get out normie
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>>168828124
>enemy team has little to no cc (because QM)
>some idiot thinks "lul im gonna bully azmodan out of lane"
>cast e
>loses half his hp before he realizes he's going to die
>runs
>he cant run
>dies
>he comes back and attempts it all over again
never gets old
>>
Is there anything to Zul'jin other than right click and win?
>>
>>168828830
Epix guillotine multikills for reddit frontpage :)
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>Try varian for first time
>In lane with Rehgar
>Damage seems good, good gap closer, good ranged nuke and slow, nice defensive ability
>Getting kills doing well, having fun
>Get to level 10 and have to pick spec

>Just pick prot and still doing what I've been doing except now I have a billion health and a ANOTHER stun

This guys awesome

What are arms and fury like?
>>
>>168829360
Fury gets another gap closer that deals big damage and turns vulnerable. You do what you have been doing, except you blow up people faster. You don't get another stun

Fury is the exact same thing you did before, except now you don't blow people up, but chase them down instead. You don't get another stun.

Both of these have 60-70% less life than Prot.
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>>168826428
>this bronze
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>>168829360
Fury is shit
Arms is a bit less shit
They're both far less fun than Protection and there's no reason to ever take them. Prot is always better.
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>>168832879
>tfw want to buy Varian cuz prot looks fun as hell but it will probably get nerfed
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>really want to get and play gul'dan but only have 3k gold
>don't want to drop 10 bucks
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>>168835616
steal the wow movie?
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>>168835616
Its really easy to get gold. Do your dailies, do the weekly brawl, then level up characters. You probably can get it by the end of the day if you grind
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>>168835616
Next hero not coming out anytime soon. So jump on the Orc train Anon plus what do you have to lose besides your SOUL
>>
>>168824349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
>>
whomst got a list of Freetoplay heroes next week
>>
>>168836939

>What do you have to lose

Everything
>>
>>168824349
People don't get how mch fun jumping into 5 people and taking all their burst into your parry is
Actually, should I roll with Q or W as first talent?
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>>168838603
BROKEN
BODY
AND...
SPIRIT
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>>168838779

How does it feel Gul'dan fans

Your hero the great warlock of the shadow council

Rekt completely out of living status
Twice
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>>168841151
Guldan was a cuck tbqh

The horde lost the 2nd war because he was too stupid to see he was nothing but a puppet

>In those last moments, Gul'dan realized that he, like his former mentor, had just been Sargeras' pawn, lured by promises of power to facilitate the Dark Titan's agenda.
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>>168841328

Which is exactly what he realises when he dies at the nighthold too

Like pottery
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>>168841151
>blizzard has a retarded mary sue kill the franchise's best character
First Kerrigan kills Mengsk and not Illidindu Nuffin kills Gul'Dank.
Blizzard is bad at writing.
>>
>>168841151
Did Illidan get an upgrade from that skull too?
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>>168842276
Nope he just crush it.
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>>168842276

He crushes it immediately this time. Because Fuck you Orc Man

The second you lose a fight to playable characters in WoW, your power level drops dramatically and you are no longer useful
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>play two games with warcraft heroes to get rid of the daily quest
>the second game is the worst of your life, full of bots because they just ragequit after feeding for the 5th time
>they teamfight for no reason in BhB instead of going for objectives and experience
>you, as the support, have over 3k exp over others in your team for soaking lanes constantly
>get one-shot because they're like 4 levels ahead since they run around like aimless chickens
>the 3rd teamplayer quits, three bots
>core at 200 hp
>game freezes and crashes
>quest is still 1/2
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>>168842391
>rolls dice
>lands a 1
Oh illdank can never catch a break
>>
>get mvp two games in a row
>lose both games
>on an 8 game losing streak

what do I EVEN FUCKING DO AT THIS POINT
>>
>>168842765
take a break
>>
>>168842765
Never play during the weekend. It's just pure cancer.
>>
>>168835616
You can buy the code off ebay or a similar site for 3 bucks.
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>>168843645
Oh shit, yeah i just looked and bought one. Thanks anon, that ain't too bad at all.
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>play vs valeera
>stun her
>she disappears after
>find her with a skillshot when she stealths
>she stealths again
>find her again when chasing
>she stealths again
What the fuck is this cancer?
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>>168844874
>vanish have 1s cooldown

lol
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>>168842765
Take a break if it's affecting you, otherwise take a little break, freshen up and get back into it. Or just stop. We all go on winning and losing streaks, and they all affect us differently.

People tilt for different reasons, now that I think about it. There's a fellow I know who'll stop queuing immediately after losing, even if he has been playing well. Somebody else who'll take a break after they individually begin to falter, get tired, or whatever.
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>>168844874
>garden of terror
>shit goes night
>can't see shit, fucking shimmer gets even harder to detect in the night
>shimmer nowhere to be found
>she appears behind me
>CC her
>she stealths away half hp
>it's a "find the shimmer" episode
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>>168845323
>find the shimmer
Stealth is pretty much just hides your health bar. Wonder if they have any changes in mind for the mechanic.
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>>168845534
>Stealth is pretty much just hides your health bar.
And makes you immune to autoattacks.
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>just lost a game to elite A.I
ok thats it im shooting myself bye guys
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>FINALLY get a murky on my team
>he does some random fucking mixed basket talent build
why why WHY WHY WHY always ME
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>>168848067
teams?
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>>168848067
I once lost a game to veteran AI.
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>>168848067
Elite AI are actually good and better than the average player.
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How do we stop Li Li from destroying the world?
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Zarya is such a fucking shit ass hero. "Tank". Literally loses 90% of her hp to a fucking 7 sided strike. Some fucking "tank". If you have even ONE shitty teammate she is absolute dogshit.
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>>168849625
kek
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>>168848241
Our team: Li-Ming, Diablo, Chromie, Varian, Sylv (me)

Enemy team: Lunara, Rexxar, Xul, Illidan, Zagara

Battlefield of Eternity

only been playing this game for 3 weeks and it's the first MOBA I've played but still that is fucking awful.
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>>168849625
>Johanna is such a fucking shit ass hero. "Tank". Literally loses 90% of her hp to a fucking 7 sided strike. Some fucking "tank". If you have even ONE shitty teammate she is absolute dogshit.
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>>168850073
t. bronzelord
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>>168850104
keep 'em coming
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>>168849625
Ahahahahahaha
I've never seen anyone this retarded in hots. She is picked all the time in pro play because of how good she is, to the point she is probably worthy of a nerf. Yet stupid like you still think she needs a nerf.

This was a good laugh, thanks for that.
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>>168849851
Actually losing to high Ai is nothing out of the ordinary
When they 5man it's pretty much one mind controlling 5 chars with superhuman reaction times
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>>168849625

>seven sided strike

low quality bait
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>>168851470
>low quality bait
>4 replies in a few minutes
:)
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>>168851782

low quality posters in this general
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>>168850430
Nice english, shitskin. I can sm
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I'm not sure it's entirely unreasonable to lose to high difficulty bots right now, depending on your pick of Hero. Went to help a wow friend get his hots mount the other day, ran into a few problems.

>beginner AI
>pick troll/fun hero
>end in 15 or so
>nearly 50 allied deaths

They just walked into towers. All game. We weren't in any danger of losing, but I was on Murky and he doesn't exactly shred keeps, plus I don't know his new stuff.

Can't even begin to imagine what it would've been like on Elite, desu. Maybe fine, but if I were Abathur or Morales? Probably not.
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>>168851925
Yeah insult my broken english, that will surely prove how smart and intellectual you are. Yet it won't stop you from being shit at this game. Go back to playing some mobile games, probably more up your alley.
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>>168851782
when 3 out of 4 replies are obviously ridiculing the shitpost, its generally seen as not successful you know
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How do I High Lord
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>>168852550
Get gud at comboing.
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>>168852043
Sometimes the AI acts like it is on a higher difficulty than what is listed too.
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>>168852294
>getting mad on 4chan
I do not advise this, newfriend.
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>>168853014
I haven't experienced this, but there are games in which you'll get various difficulties of AI.

>adept
>beginner
>beginner
>veteran
>adept

They probably try to match you with your preferred difficulty, but toss everybody together to shorten queues if people have been waiting.

>>168852550
Uh, be good. Especially at properly executing your combo, which is pretty embarrassing to miss.

Maybe I'm Bronze, but right now he just seems to difficult to learn/play when there are easier/better Heroes available. Just me, though. Definitely a fun/satisfying Hero, though. Wish I could play him.
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>>168849851
if you were playing with humans you probably ran into some other newer/bad people too. normally there's enough skill there to play 4v5 and still be fine against that. it's not an easy ai comp to take on but not an instant deletion deathball one either.

if it's 9 ai losing isn't super uncommon. xul+zag is a hard time. those 2 shit on the other ai quite badly. if you don't go for kills of them yourself your forts will be gone shortly while your team watches. they also make some maps a massive pain to finish since lanes will be pushed out obsessively and quite quickly, so they will have less split team time to take advantage of. only worse pair is xul+sylv.
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Hello...ello....ello...llo...oh...oh
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>>168856049
>dead thread
>dead game

Oh, well. At least there's gold to farm in wow for the tokens now.

>gifting when
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>>168856182
>At least there's gold to farm in wow for the tokens now.
Tell me your farming secrets.
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another indevelopment video this week

what are we expecting?
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>>168856497
nova skins
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>>168856497
nova XDD nova skin!!!!!!
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>>168856497
Something good, the last indevelopment video was really bad but waifu godness saved it.
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>>168856497
Stukov or bust
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>>168856281
My secret method is rather boring, but nobody else seems to be doing it.

Herbs are still pretty good, though. Ideally tauren tank on a sky golem then just make laps around Stormheim or Suramar. Second profession is usually enchanting to shard the crystals, or alchemy if you can be bothered to get rank 3 and are familiar with all the pricings, etc.

Just remember to go farm trash the first week or next tier. Like, non-stop. Ideally heroic. To hell with everything else.

>>168856497
Didn't Gazlowe have some skin on that leak list?

I'd be content with just about anything we get at this point, desu.
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>>168856497
Warcraft assasin
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>>168856497
whatever they failed at getting done in time for diablo's anniversary should be done soon.
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>>168856281
Oh, also.

Lovely Charm spot in Mogu'shan vaults. I've been using a Brewmaster. Takes around an hour and a half to farm sufficient tokens for the Swift Lovebird which sells for 50-100 depending on the realm, and that'll probably go up if you wait a while.

It's not the most gold per hour, especially since you have to turn all the charms into bracelets then give those to the vendor, but it's pretty easy. Just tap a cast@self statue macro every fifteen minuts and Rushing Jade Wind every 5-10
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>>168856497
>it's another episode of "le funny skins xD" or "haha event skin guise!! :D"
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>>168858309
>tfw no seasonal hero skins
mount is okay though I suppose

>all the heroes I play don't use mounts
end me
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>>168858410
>tfw no seasonal hero skins
arent lunar festival skins/valentines day skins seasonal?
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>You get another Abathur on your team.
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>>168858683
>you get abathur
>they get murky
>match making think is fine because both are memes
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>>168858495
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>>168858894
I dont understand.
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>>168771040
Oh man, thanks for this reaction image.
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>>168858683
I fucking hate abathur with a passion.

Either he is beyond useless and your match is just a 4v5 uphill battle, or he's actually pretty good and can carry people. The vast majority of abathurs i have come across fall into the former, obviously.

I don't care if there is a small chance he'll be really good and help me dominate people harder, it's so fucking rare for it to happen i just don't even want to deal with it, the vast majority of abathurs are dumpster trash, just delete him as a character.
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>>168859119
I hate the part of the game where you're playing 4v5 until level 10 with him.
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>>168859119
I don't get it. He isn't hard to play, you just need some decent hat targets and to remember to place minds/soak.

And don't fuck up timing your clone. I wonder if I am ever that Abathur people bitch about. I have an exactly 50% win rate with him, so I assume about half the time I am, even if I am doing the same thing.
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>>168859332
Nah, a lot of people go into automatic LoL-babby mode when they have an Abathur on their team.
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>>168859527
>LoL-babby mode

what is this, exactly

>malfurion dies right as objective spawns
>okay guess we wait on him
>valla dies also
>okay maybe not
>alternating between bot and mid on Xul, Infernal
>teammates walk into 2v5, die instantly
>get told to go back to league

is there something I'm missing here or
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What build do my fellow abathur players go? I basically always stick to a talent build like this
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/abathur#kFII
Hat build doesn't really seem to work too well with the clone, which is easily the stronger of the two ults, but I'm wondering if I'm in the wrong as his hotslog talent pickrates are all over the place.
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>>168860089
>LoL-babby mode
Doing nothing but push one lane like a retyard.
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>>168860102
Abathur's talents are by far the most diverse of all heroes. There's never a "always go this build" for Abathur.
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>>168860216
Well you should never take Monstrosity.
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>>168860216

Wrong
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>>168860343
Some argue it can have its uses. A few anons talked about it recently (couple threads back or so) While I'd not use it, I can see their points.

>>168860564
Fantastic argument, anon. Made me consider otherwise.
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>>168860216
Is hat really worth it if you're taking clone? If you don't just rambo the clone in and suicide it and instead use the full duration the teamfights generally tend to be over by the time it ends
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>>168861342
Always depends on your team comp. Sometimes hat is better than clone. Depends on the situation.

However clone is the safer and easier choice. Especially since if you go clone you can ignore all or most hat talents.
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>>168861459
Can I get vague examples at least of when you feel a hat build is better?
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>>168862304
Chase/stick. Especially if you consider the hat talents (heal, speed, slow, extra range etc)
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Oh man, I finally had a bunch of good games. Most of this shit was because I was terror, but my whole team voted for me, which was nice.

Bronzie scrubs 4 lyfe.
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>>168826482
so, i thought you had to break the ToU rules to be silenced.
Sometimes i see some ppl doing stupid things and other say
>reported

As far as i know, being "bad" is not against of the terms of use, so why would someone be silenced in that case?
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>>168864572
No, it's automated, at least to a degree.

>>168864442
Nice, dude. Keep playing Johanna.
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>playan uther
>dragon map
>say nothing all game
>literally 1v1 kill a fucking T3 skin Alarak
>keep top shrine all by myself against alarak and roaming rehgar, without dying
>lucio: omfg we have an uther? who knew!
>buther: yeah he 1v1d alarak
>lucio: so?? we need heals!! he hasn't done jack shit all game!
Bronzies, ladies and gents
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Stukov, Velen, Arcturus, D.Va, Aiden, Rock N Roll, Kel'Thuzad.

You /ready/?
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>>168865979
I'd be pretty happy with these, desu.
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>>168865798
why even play uther with a lucio
why even play uther
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>>168865979
>stukov
He better not be another abathur tier of shit, yes I know he is good but 95% of the player base can't use him.

>Velen
Now this is something interesting and he is going to be 100% wow priest like Valeera and Varian.

>Dva
I don't know much about OW. Is she going to have two health bars?

>Aiden
Dunno.

>rock n roll
Sound like shit.

>KT
Yes please.
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>>168865979
I can't wait to play Rock n Roll Kel'Thuzad.
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>>168865979
Hoping for a really neat specialist in Stukov
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>>168866261
>>168865979
I'm pretty sure we are also seeing Lei Shen, Fenix, Tosh, Karax, Vashj, Maiev, Baal, Imperius, Alaj (Nigga D1 sorc), Rohana, Garona, Cydaea, and then D2 assassin, forget name but starts with N or H.
>>
Man, days like this make me love this game. Have a solid fun game where everyone was more or less on the same page and then you get a few kind words and a friend request.

Though, I can't help but feel that our enemy teams were really bad players.
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>>168866958
Natalya, wasn't it? Also, wasn't the D1 sorcerer called Jazreth or something like that?
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>>168866958
also Malthael.
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How is fish tank even fair again ?
>>
>QM
>murky on both teams
>game starts
>murky says "omfg so sick of mirror match"
murky players
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>>168867440
>kill that bitch after like 20 seconds of battling him
>shit was difficult as fuck
>he spawns five seconds later
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Downloading this game at the moment.
I hate to be -that- guy, but what are good characters for a beginner? Characters with a low skill floor I guess.

The closest thing to a MOBA that I have played is Overwatch.
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>>168869209
Raynor
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>>168869209
Tracer
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>>168869209
Raynor for DPS
Lili for healer
Johanna for tank
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>>168869209
It's a good question, no shame in asking.

>Johanna
>Malfurion
>Raynor
>Thrall

I think the above four are excellent for learning the basics/fundamentals on. There are others, but these are the first to come to mind.
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>>168869209
What do you play in Overwatch?
What is your playstyle? Protect backline tank? Dive enemy backline? Assassin?

Don't buy anything if you've never played a MOBA game, play everything in free week rotation at least 2-3 times and don't buy anything for first 2 weeks. Don't buy anything until you get them to level 5 at least.

It's better to understand what every hero does by playing them a bunch than buying and only playing 1 hero. You will have more fun that way by understanding what every hero does and so when you go against them you know their limits.

In the current free week Diablo and Malfurion are strong and have self explanatory kits.
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>>168869209

Goid beginner characters are usually the oldest ones. Raynor, Valla, Nazeebo, Tychus, ETC, Muradin, Malfurion, Li Li, Thrall, Gazlowe, all newbie friendly because there aren't many bells and whistles to them.
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How do we, the vgs, feel about Leoric? This is how I have been building him. Seems hard to die as Leoric unless you royally fuck up.
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>>168869626
Leoric is W build.
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>>168866318

>wowfag bias

Laffin
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>>168869731
I don't think you're laffin tbqh.
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>>168869626

Builds only matter on a per game basis. Your build looks okay for a second tank pick againdt heavy melee comps, but nit a solid one size fits all build.
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>>168869245
>>168869352
>>168869427
>>168869608
>Goid beginner characters are usually the oldest ones.

Makes sense, I'll try these first.
Thanks for the suggestions m80s

>>168869557
>What do you play in Overwatch?

Honestly, my played characters are all over the place but I tend to lean towards healers/support, and I may end up doing the same in this game.

>>168869346
I'll try all the Overwatch characters for sure.
I see Zarya got a pretty rad skin in this one.
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>>168869957
I do alter it, basically the most common picks is what I was going for.
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>>168869959

Well you're in luck because Lucio was literally just released. He plays identically to how he plays in Overwatch and is fairly decent.

Brightwing also fills the "passive healer, easy to play" role and is considerably cheaper.
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>>168866958
>Alaj (Nigga D1 Sorc)

Neat, he's underappreciated.
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>>168869959
All the Overwatch characters are good.
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Why does Blizzard think that QM with double support teams is a good idea, at all
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>>168856497
TRIPLE HERO HYPE
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>>168870826
their team
>uther
>etc
>varian
>tyrande
>malf

our team
>malf
>uther
>varian
>ragnaros
>stitches

We won in 10 minutes, not a single one of them went dps
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>>168869959

As >>168870195 said, Lucio was just released and he is identical to his OW state.

My recommendation if you like healers is Malfurion definitely then to learn the game.
>>
Would you like it if they allowed you to buy chests to get random skins or cosmetics or heroes? Would 9 K gold a chest be a good price?
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>>168870195
>>168870551
>>168871814
Cool, I'll probably try Lucio first to ease the transition to an actual MOBA and then I'll give Malfurion a try.

Thanks again for the suggestions!
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>>168872173
They need to because as it is now it's shit. Skins cost too much and some of them look like shit. They just need to give us a reason to want to come back besides the new hero the release.
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>>168838632
Q
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>Enemy pushing to core
>All team is dead and I just spawned
>Throw my combo while poping soul harvest
>Manage to wipe the whole enemy team with our core at 10%
>We push and win

Probably the most satisfying Nazeebo game I ever had. I wish I could have seen the enemy's chat.
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>>168872173
Curious as to what it might be, as there aren't all that many skins in the game.

>portraits
>fourth tint for specific skin
>emotes
>hero discounts or free heroes
>portraits because we love those

Also gifting when
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>>168875580
Just 2 man held Valla/Zul/Artanis/Mura/Malf off our core with a Lili/Sylvanas for the game, 10% left
Feels fuckin good man
>>
who is more fun to play, gul'dan or valeera?
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>>168875827
Emotes/Taunts
Dances
tints
Portraits
Portrait frames
Decals or droppable flags like in d3
hero discounts/free heroes
Skins
Stimpaks
Coins
XP
Announcers

I should work for the jew department I can come up with a lot more than that.
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>>168856497
A shitty meme.

Hopefully Stukov or a tanky tank from Diablo or Starcraft.
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>>168856497
>another indevelopment video this week
proofs
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>Q build valla
Why is this so fun
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>>168856497
your top five most wanted characters are nova skins
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>>168869626
Almost all his builds are viable. The strongest right now is W build but even with that you can switch up 1,4 and 7.

1 it's between block and w
4 is between hardened bones, Fealty upon death in rare solo lane situation like on Tomb. Block and fealty makes you win the lane super hard against strong laners like Thrall. Willing vessel also viable.
7 everything is viable though the ranking is probably Ossein > both qs >>> e talent

You only go Burning Rage if you take imposing on 16. Double W is far better than mixing one of those talents with another. Q isn't very good compared to W.

I honestly can't think of a situation where March is better than Entomb. Leoric's whole gimmick is to win early game, get 10 and then get picks top hopefully either win you the game or carry you to 20 where you become insanely strong.
>>
What is this Nova Skin meme?
>>
>>168879301
Hopefully we get another boring overwatch hero shoved down our throats
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>>168880037
Widowmaker was put in the game as a nova skin. So now everyone says your favorite character will be put in the game but as a skin for someone else.
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F U C K I N G
W H E N
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>>168880839
best hope is a minger skin
>>
We are the people!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg
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>>168880839
nova skin
>>
>>168880939
>>168881268
You're gonna make me cry anons.
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>>168879721
Thanks for the write up. Literally playing him right now and reading your post. What about 20?
>>
Which is more obnoxious:
five clown fiesta
or
nova skin
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>>168881321
To me its more obnoxious when people keep reusing the shitty nova skin meme
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>>168881310
20 it's between Spectral leech and hardened shield.

You only take hardened if enemies can easily burst you down and you feel squishy in the game. Else enjoy the single strongest talent in the game, spectral leech.

Entomb upgrade never and march upgrade when you're real far behind and lose the game if you don't win a fight right away. Sort of a last ditch effort.
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>>168856497
Maiev
>>
Thank You.
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>>168881727
Maiev, Stukov and Kel'thuzad all at once.
>>
Jaina, Tyrande, Chromie

Fuck, marry, kill. Go.
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>>168882230
Marry Tyrande
Fuck Jaina
Kill Chromie
Only answer
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>>168882286
Yes, but I'd have to make sure Jaina is wearing her Lunar dress when I fuck her.
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>>168882230
Marry Tyrande, Fuck Jaina, Kill Chromie
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>>168882230
Bed Tyrande, Wed Jaina, Behead Chromie

Ain't into used goods that much but tapping that ass would be great. And midgets always die, don't want them bad genes passing onto my kids.
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i did it reddit!
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>>168882230
Marry Tyrande, Fuck Chromie, Kill Jaina
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>>168882392
>Wedding Jaina over Tyrande
Never knew there was such shit taste in here.
>>
>>168882428
>being bronze 5
How is that even possible?
>>
>>168882230

Fuck Tyrande
Marry Chromie
Kill Jaina
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>>168882473
Harder than getting to GM without Leoric/Stitches feeding.
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>>168882372
Marry and fuck Tyrande
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>>168882230
Kill Filthy Dumb Elf Scum
Kill Used Goods
Marry+fuck Chromie
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>>168882552
Whoops meant for >>168882230
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Chromie is impure, he's a massive slut.
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>>168882546
>Stitches

I can understand Leoric, but why this fellow?

>tfw tempted to make the journey down
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>>168882782
>run into the enemy team
>use friendly hook to drag a poor sap with you into the grave
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>>168772056
my boy taran zhu
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>>168778230
that's not guldan
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>>168882230

Marry Jaina.

Let Tyrande go because I wouldn't do that to Malf.

Headpat Chromie.
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>>168883225
>marry jaina

don't put a ring on crazy
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>>168883225
>implying Malf doesn't love it
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>>168881727
Nova
Skin
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Are all three Valla builds viable? They all feel viable.

When would you go which build?
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>everyone wants to kill chromie and marry tyrande
Guys, you don't understand, Tyrande is an enormous cunt personality wise. Her HoTS model is incredibly hot with the best ass in the game so fuck her all you want, but she isn't marriage material. Jaina and Chromie are both good marriage picks.

Chromie sex would be pretty good though, she's a bronze dragon, you cum creampie deep into her little pussy then she'll just rewind to before you came and just make you do it again in any hole she wants.
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>>168883945
W everywhere, Q on BoE or everywhere if you're Cris, AA for fun but it's the weakest by far. Not really viable.
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Why is varians colosus smash such garbage, it is so much fun to use but it just does zero damage and no way in hell can i pick it over 60% more health and second stun
god fucking damn it
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>>168800592
The Koreans play this Friday.
L5 vs. MVP black should be good
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>>168884346
Also why does qm always think i will build warrior and puts me as the only warior on the team?
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>>168883949
No she's not, she loves her people and gets angry at people who kill them and destroy their lands. Despite the Blood elves and night elves being enemies in WC3 she goes out of her way to save the belfs even almost dying. She is also the reason the highborne were allowed back into night elf society, she is also the reason why the draenei were welcomed to the alliance (and why a draenei diplomat was standing in the temple of the moon, while the draenei diplomat in stormwind was sitting by the lake outside of the city). She was also the only one who was kind to broxigar

She is one of the most compassionate people in warcraft and more open minded than most, but she does get pissed at people who threaten what she loves.
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>>168884421
>hots
>matchmaking
:^)
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tfw if we get fenix it will be robotmeme fenix and not based zealot or dragoon fenix
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Next Overwatch characters? Junkrat? Mei? Hanzo?
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>>168885163
>tfw if we get Grom it will be woddler Grom and not based wc3 Grom
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>>168885213
D.va
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>>168885163
>tfw if we get maeiv it wont happen
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Good luck!
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>>168864442
If you want actual siege johanna for the sake of memes, take the mana retun on Q, cd reduction on W at 4, and 7 battle momentum for overkill memery, i usually rack up 60k+ siege damage with it and waveclear with no mana cost whatsoever
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>>168885628
>Look at this team; We're gonna do GRUUUUET
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>>168885628
I think I recognize the Illidan. You'll be fine.
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>>168885969
Heres how it ended
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>>168886052
>26k damage greymane
>41k auriel
i hope you have a screencap of talents
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>>168886026
>>168886052
I knew it.
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>>168885163
Being able to play Captain SkullFucker doesn't sound like a bad thing though
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Why is he so popular boyz?

>his fish gets killed in 2 hits
>he gets destroyed in 2 hits
>does nowhere near the dmg of any kind of competent assa
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>>168886304
>being a retard
fuck off retard
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>>168886273
>I'm not Fenix but Talandar robot
Please no. Dragoon Fenix or bust.
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>>168886182
Just for you. I fucked up by picking Back in the Mix but it was fine
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>>168886403
>being this angry & edgy about simple question

Breathing exercise and talking about your problems might help make you more emotional stable.
>>
Matchmaking in this game is just garbage
I either get put into games where enemy team never plays in a group so i just get millions of kills as a valeera and we steamroll them with our forts not even scratched and it's so easy that it's just boring
Or i get put into teams with autists and the other team steamrolls us because everyone on our team plays solo and that is also boring
Rarely do i get good matches anymore
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>>168886304
He can solo entire teams at lvl 20
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>>168886536
that means it's balanced because you lose as much as you win :^)
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Holy FUCK dead thread
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>>168888926
Well yeah, who wants to play murkys of the storm?
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which heroes can i use to climb the ranked ladder reliably
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>>168889083
AA Tyrande
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>>168889083
Nova

With a cool skin
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If varians taunt wasn'T an option which of the other two ults is better and why?
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>>168890178
When isn't it an option?
Colossus Smash anyway.
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>>168890278
Because i don't want to play the taunt build all the time, it's boring
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>>168890328
Then don't play Varian bronzie
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>>168890328
playing other heroes is an option y'know
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>come back to HotS for the FA quest
>decide to stay and buy a couple of heroes
>Get Auriel and Zarya with no prior knowedge of how good they are
>Tempo Storm considers them S tier
>mfw
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>quick match
>assassin
>never any healer
>never any valeera
>always against valeera
>team always feeds to valeera ganks

Is Quick Match just unplayable as assassin right now? I don't even understand why this game mode exists.
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>>168890946

I hope you know Tempo Storm hasn't updated the meta snapshot in like 6 months.
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Valeera is easy to deal with
Just oracle and cc her
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>>168891132
Majority of userbase wants none of your drafting autism
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>>168801286

>Old memes never die, and they don't fade away.
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>>168891528

Every QM should have 1 support by default :^)
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>>168892171
Are you retarded? Only 5% of players who queue are supports because supports are boring as fuck to play, if matchmaker waited for sups into every team queues would be ten minutes minimum
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>>168889083
Warrior: Anubarak, Tyrael
Assassin: Valla, Tychus
Specialist: Nazeebo
Support: Lili, Malfurion, Lucio

What I use to win games, but works for me might not work for you.
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>>168891469
>Watch Grubby utube
>He starts his fights with Valeera out of stealth just with basic abilities
I wish i had such competence and bravery in my heart to do so
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>>168881459
fuck off blizzard
>>
So how do I talent Murky now?
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Its time for a easy win. How do people at diamond still draft this poorly?
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>>168894192

please post screenshot of loss
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>>168894192
Your draft is shit. If they don't fall behind massively early game, which they shouldn't with strong gul'dan waveclear and Hammer defense, and get ganks on Zag I'm pretty sure red wins.
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Tychus and Zarya are a CUTE couple.
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>>168894717
Wasn't even close
>>168894867
Zagara did get destroyed by guldan but bigger issue was stitches couldn't land shit for hooks and died way too much.
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>>168893953
I'm also curious about this
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Did they literally ruin QM matchmaking now? There is no balance in the teams at all
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>>168895603
>9 deaths
Let me guess it's one of those siege up every time you can shitters.

When did you pick Anub? If you picked it into even Artanis alone it's a big misspick. Lategame Artanis can Anub in seconds. If there's a mark on you and hammer hit you too you'll get bursted in like 2 seconds.
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>>168880037
Nova is worst hero. All invisible heroes are like magnet for bad players, but Nova is special case. She is "that" player in your team who never help anyone and play this game only to steal kills with Q. She pick triple tap and expect killing something with it. And worst at all what she cucked overwatch fans, by getting Widowmaker skin, and cucked diablo 2 fans, by getting Amazon skin. I hate Nova with passion
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>>168895923
I think hammer was first pick, then I went anub and zagara.
Even still, braxis holdout doesn't generally last that long so late game isn't that much of a threat. Plus I'm not really in the mindsight that he wins. With beetles, blood, shield cooldown, and dampen magic you are generally pretty tanky and can last a good while. Then worst case you E out and its all good.

Hammer wasn't always sieged up but was always in poor positions. Several deaths were her just getting body blocked and not being able to run away.
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>>168896086
t. Lost Viking
t. Erik
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>>168895808
Played a couple games and that slime again talent is fucking useless. You die before you can slime anyone for a second time
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>>168896214
Then Stitches was the misspick. Should have been a mobile tank. Tyrael would have been the dream.

Anub vs Artanis Artanis wins by a lot. 16 fight Artanis does 1/4 of Anubs health with Twin blades alone. With Chrono Surge he chews through your entire health bar and shield in 5seconds. That's also the time when Twin Blades are ready again and he dumps another 800 dmg onto you negating your blood for blood.

Dampen magic doesn't do anything against him. It's all autoattack damage.

Think as Anub you should just burrow into their backline, press r and zone them all. You sticking on Tyrande forces her out of the fight if she doesn't have sprint and Nova you can just easily kill on your own.
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>>168869427
Thrall is not
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>>168897301
Yeah stitches was the last pick, I was considering tyrael but I stuck with bug since anub can stay on the point longer if need be.

Then you have shit where in my last game guy picked arthas, then spent the whole game complaining how bad arthas is as we got shat on. Despite the fact arthas is pretty decent right now, too bad he went arthas as solo tank.
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So instead of fixing the bullshit matchmaking in QM they decided to fuck it over even harder
Typical Blizzard
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which one of these would be the most broken if added to hots?
hard mode: no assassins
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>>168898841
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>>168898841
Tahm Kench, you could run him with morales and your whole team can be anywhere.
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>>168899451
>tfw no tahm kench announcer pack
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>>168898841
Shaco, he has actual invisibility
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>>168879631
whomst talent build for this
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>>168900080
>Shaco
Pretty spooky.
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>>168898841
Illaoi would be busted with how tanky heroes are in HotS compared to LoL
>>
TAAAAAAZ'DINGOOOOOO
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>>168879721
March is alright if you already have enough lockdown on your team and need damage but never EVER take it unless you plan on also taking the 20 upgrade. March itself is pretty shit and low dmg, but land a good 20 march on all 5 lategame and you've got drain applied to their entire enemy team for FUCKHUGE damage and infinite sustain. You can even still cast your W drain during it if you really want to fuck those tanks.
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>>168898841
Sion would be a nightmare to go up against on small maps like tomb or mines, it'd be like going against an animal husbandry rexxar except you can't get rid of his bonus health
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>>168900247
Is this the new Nova skin?
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>>168890946
Too bad they were available for FREE in December.
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>>168879721
>I honestly can't think of a situation where March is better than Entomb.
vs Stitches and really mobile teams.
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>15k gold
whom should i buy? not lucio, i don't have most heroes so theres a big chance whatever you suggest i wont have
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>>168902372
Get gazlowe
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>>168902372
post who you do have, and if you're buying for try-hard ranked or casual
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>>168902372
Don't buy anything until there's a hero you want to buy
>>
how the fuck is this balanced

>walking down our side of the map to an objective
>out of fucking now where
>this big fucking meaty alien jumps over a wall
>before he jumps back over he throws a fucking pyramid at me
>half a second later
>i'm now surrounded and being gang raped by 4 busty women and a mouthless reptile
>>
*blocks your're path*
heh.. not so fast kid..
*steals you are're kill*
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>>168848067
>play vs elite AI
>towers of doom
>my team completely ignores the objectives
>when they don't they group up under the same tower or dicktrickle in
Sometimes bots are just bots
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>>168902372

Muradin
ETC
Valla
Thrall
Malfurion
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>>168906527
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>>168906527
That's my dream
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>blackheart's bay
>faggot teammates don't take coins after getting camps
Fucking retards I swear.
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>>168906669
>tfw got all of them

I don't have any 7k or 10k heroes though, and not a whole lot of 4k. But all of the 2k ones I think.

>>168902462
Have him, he's berry fun :)))

>>168902525
Casual, I'm not very good at this game yet


Alarak and Greymane are my current favs but they're only FTP until tomorrow
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Indev when?
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>>168908325
friday
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>want to play hots again
>my toaster can't handle it

Nice optimization there blizzard
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Can azmo with laser build still steamroll teamfights in qm?
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>>168909321
My PC has like 3X the specifications and I still get lag on some maps.
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>>168909321
My 10 year old toaster can handle it
>>
is he fun to play?
i considering buy it.
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>>168910098
Depends on your teammate.
I love playing Cho but it can be frustrating when your friend can't hit e or z right and isn't spamming the shit out of his abilities.
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>>168910098
>is he fun to play
yes
>will I ever get to play him
no
>b-but I have friends who have him
they will play him with you once or twice, tops
>well I'll just ask general to play him
hope you enjoy playing vs AI
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>>168910098
Only if your Cho is good will he be fun.

Like, Gall is basically a turret, and it's up to Cho to keep him close enough to be effective while keeping him alive.

You want a tank player who's aggressive, but not stupid.
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>>168909738
if they dont have stuns, sure
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>>168908064
>Gall favorite
Master Cho'gall here. Used to play him religiously with my best friend. Probably my favorite hero, but he's fucking cursed at this point. Enjoy him while you can, because eventually you'll rarely be able to play him without getting fucked over.
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>>168910431
Meant to reply to
>>168910098
as well.
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What's the opinion on the Boner King nowadays? Do you still build full spokky hand talents?
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>>168910762
He is pretty based for cucking the shit out of Valve and turning their Skeleton King into Croissant Ghost King
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>>168910762
Every time i play as a chromie and enemy boner starts to wraith walk away my cock starts dripping precum as i imagine the incoming DING in the next two seconds
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Kel'thuzad is the greatest necromancer in the world.
He can raise anything back from the dead.
He's also the most sought after character by the community.
That's why we still dont have him.
Blizz is holding onto him as a trump card, in case this game ever dies, then only KT can make it alive again.
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>>168882782
come down to the journey of bronze 5 with me brother.do you know how hard it is to throw all 10 ranked games? about half were tryhards and the other half were trolls like me.
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>>168911117
Nova skin
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>>168910971
I want to lap up a chromie player's precum....
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How do you even get out of gold elo hell?

Even when you are winning or do a shitton of dmg, if you got 1 idiot/afk on the team, your team gets cocky or they are flaming each other, you are actually going to lose.

Do you just mute everybody and hope for the best?

Sometimes really miss my hard carries.
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>>168912539
>shitton of dmg
Honestly you just saying this lets me know you belong in gold.
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>>168912886

Please feel free to tell me about another _reliable_ measure of skill that isn't low death, high dmg and high xp.
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>>168912886
t.illidan
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>>168913071
Things that actually matter, not "MY DPS!!1;./!"
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>>168914260
you still haven't told me what these "things" are. Why do I get the feeling that you are just shiteposting?
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>tfw based dog man carries you out of plat
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>>168914649
>Heldenliga
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>>168914786
>this a Heldenliga
>it liga's Helden
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>>168914347
Everything sort of has to be taken with a grain of salt, even if high damage, kill participation and experience soak while maintaining a low death usually comes with playing "well".

>getting picks
>securing kills
>saving teammates
>securing merc/boss
>stealing merc/boss
>objective micro, like infernal shrines

I don't know. Things. A lot of these aren't made abundantly clear on the stats screen, and it isn't like we even get a funny little play of the game clip like that one game.

>>168912539
>miss my hard carries

Just play Raynor. Survive to 20 and you're usually set. Alternatively Butcher if the draft permits.
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>>168914347
>ur just shitposting!!!11!
I'm not telling you because they're so fucking basic I can't believe I actually have to tell you.

Positioning. Time management. Deaths. Deaths >>>>>> "DPS!!111" Hero selection. Map awareness. Influencing your team. These are just a few things that you control that impact whether you win a game or not. Yes, OBVIOUSLY matchmaking > any of this shit, welcome to MOBAs, but if you don't have all of this, you will never be high rated short of getting lucky in matchmaking. I rode to Diamond (back when it was the highest) in LoL purely off lucky matchmaking, meanwhile my friends were all gold even though we were the same skill level.
>>
RECOMMEND ME SOME STARFUCK CHARACTER

RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzfnUIdzq4
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>>168914901
flammenwerfers are great

>>168915086
nova
>>
>>168915086
The Highlord.
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>>168912539
play Rehgod

>good waveclear
>can solo camps
>can win quite a lot of 1v1s
>has a gap closer
>can heal himself
>easy to apply slow
>instant mount-up
>can't be dismounted
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>>168912539
>>168914942
>hard carries

Oh, and potentially Nazeebo into heavy AP compositions. There's probably somebody else I'm forgetting.

If by "carry" you mean something that scales hard into the late game.
>>
God the new murky is badass.
I went full slime build and we were at level 25 and valeera and nova attacked me and i deleted them both
they probably were like what the fuck just happened
Or artanis, he is normally fucking impossible to kill with infinite shiealds and shit, nope, just hold down Q for a bit, pop a bubble once and DELETED
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>>168915779
haha nice dude!! you must be really good!
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>>168915846
thanks, i am really good, but murky is really easy to play
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What will be the next free rotation, the github page is broken
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>>168915176
>weaknesses
>sucks
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>>168866318
I'd prefer anduin, purely because a disc priest is more fun than a holy priest
>>
>>168912539
i know we're going to lose and then i start making fun of those in enrage
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>>168915846
You can feel how upset this person is that someone is having fun and enjoying Murky. Sad!
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>>168916804
>Rehgod has weaknesses
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>>168916804
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>>168916804
>>
>No deaths while outnumbered
wow now they give medals for runing away
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>>168917371
>no medals for diving
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>>168906527
>playing artanis and playing like shit
>really far behind on Towers of Doom
>pretty much believe we are going to lose
>then
>start getting swaps off key heroes
>like pulling them straight into kerrigan stun
>get both enemy dps and healer in one pull
>fucking destroying every fight because of these swaps
>control the entire map for like 5 mins straight
>get every altar and stomp the game out

most satisfying thing in the fucking world holy shit
>>
>>168918438
>playing artanis and playing like shit
stopped reading here you shitter
>>
>>168918696
I wasn't actually playing like shit, but I always blame myself if things go badly as a way to improve

in reality it was our sylvannas who was doing like next to no damage for the first 10 or so mints, than auriel picked us up then I went off
>>
Who to buy next.
Gul'dan (Looks good but boring)
Chromie (Time loli)
Murky (not sure if good or waste of gold)
falstad the nigga that hits to hard and has 2 good build paths.
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>>168771040

I would love it if Phase Smith Karax was our protoss specialist.

I was thinking about his abilities though, and I thought it'd be cool if was build around using Pylons or moving warp prisms. I thought one of his heroics he could use a mass recall ability or something, or teleport a number of minions into a lane to help push. He could talent his warp prism or pylon to provide health and shields, or it could be built for mobility to quickly transport through the lanes safely. His second ability could be to summon a temporary photon cannon in a lane.

What do you guys think?
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>>168919064
Gul'dan and chromie are on free rotation tomorrow
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>>168919209
Nova skin
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>>168893634
That's the right thing to do, then you use D and stun them.
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is sin strike Valeera her best build? i seem to have the most sucess with it
bronzies need not reply
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Murky is fun
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>>168921031
>decided against literally walking away
Every time.
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>>168919209

>Q summons a pylon, 2 charges
>Could build a Q build which actively buffs friendly Structures, giving them shields and refilling ammo
>Alternate build focuses on buffing minions in lanes, giving them greater attack speed
>W is summons a temporary photon cannon in the lane within the range of a pylon
>It can be talented to do slow to units or increased damage to structures, or can be moved around anywhere within the pylon's psi field, and can be microed like a Tychus drill to attack specific targets
>E summons a temporary shield battery in the psi field of a pylon, which passively emits shields like a healing totem, but it can be talented to provide greater shielding or shields which do damage upon expiring

>First Heroic:
>Phase Prism: Transforms any future pylons into mobile phase prisms which can move on command anywhere within a lane. All talent buffs are includeds.
>Dimensional Recall: Phase smith Karax can globally place a rift in a small circle which allows anyone inside of it to teleport to one of his pylons within 5 seconds providing an escape button or a positioning tool.

His passive Warp network, allows him to teleport to one of his pylons with a 2 second cast time, wherever it may be.
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>>168921131
That's the thing with playing murky. Everyone on the enemy team just suddenly become bronzies and just sperg all over the place
For instance, earlier that game, their valeera had great positioning, killed me several times and my teammates

Later she killed my egg which was under two towers

It was a fake
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Well the game is borderline unplayable right now
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>>168923116
what did he mean by this
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>>168923116
>i'm in wood league
gotchu senpai
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>>168921950

How about this?

His Q build, Warp in Pylon, has 2 charges by defeault. One build Pylons can be build to provide health, shields and ammo to structures and passively heal heroes. The other build pylons does is summon in protoss infantry as a minion wave on a timer that either expires or they die. Depending on the talent choices, you can bring in increasingly more powerful units, like reavers, which are tied to the number bar above the ability bar. Depending on which number is selected shows what type of minions you want to summon in. Need more minions to split push? summon protoss infantry (3 zealots, one Stalker). Need siege damage? summon in a reaver. Need some anti mercs? Summon four phoenixes.

His W summons a temporary photon cannon in the lane, but can only be placed within a pylon's field to function. Functionally, it is like Tychus' laser drill, which can be made to hit specific targets or any one in range. It does a small amount of splash damage. It can be talented initially to slow or do increased damage to minions or structures, and it can additionally provide 2 cannons, or one that can be moved around in the psi field of pylon.

His E summons a temporary shield battery, which is functionally like a totem, but instead of giving health, it periodically charges a temporary shield which can be talented to give more, or explode upon expiration.
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>>168925409

His first heroic is Phase Prism, which upgrades his pylons into mobile pylons. They can manually be moved around, and provide all the benefits that pylon talents could bring. This is essential to split pushing, and could even bring the iconic reaver drop into action! It can be moved to provide emergency defenses to lanes in trouble, healing damage done, restoring ammo and providing a small shield. The level 20 improvement is a third charge of summon Pylon/Phase Prism.

His second heroic is dimensional recall, which allows him to teleport himself anywhere on the map to any selected pylon after 3 seconds. The level 20 talented version of this is Mass recall, which allows him to globally lay down a rift in a small circle and transports any friendly heroes standing in it to any selected pylon, giving both himself and later his team an "Oh Crap!" button or something that could be used for them to hit an objective around the map.

Karax's passive provides the benefit of a pylon field for any near by structures. This is useful for when he needs to support another lane, and cannot lay down any additional pylons, he can provide them power.
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>>168925549
I feel like pylon should be his trait along with that passive.

Summoning units could be his Q or at least, stores charges which can be used to summon units indicated on the extra hotkey bar.
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>>168919209
Like the idea but don't like the dude.
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>>168921031
What is that retard doing
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Alarak or Varian?
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>>168926868
Varian, currently. Alarak needs some work and doesn't suit the current meta well.
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>>168926536
Outplaying himself, desu.

>sit back
>wait for somebody to attempt a play
>punish them for it

Or just passively let things work out, like in that clip.
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>>168926253

So, something that could be talented into would be

First summon Zealots and a stalker. Then if you talent for more units, it summons any units that are available on the hotkey bar that aren't on cooldown. Basically the hotkey bar functions as a cooldown indicator. So if you really want that XBOX HEUG Push, you need to time it properly both in terms of cooldowns and positioning of the pylons in the field.
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>>168926868
>alarak
varian
alarak needs some buffs to his talents
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>>168926940
He was 100% safe why would he ever recall, I don't get it.
If he was scared of your 2 allies in bot lane, they were easily visible to him on minimap.
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>>168927520
More like he just needs a slight buff to his numbers..
Power creep is real.
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>>168927812
It's simple

Kill the murky
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>>168927407
Essentially. There could also be an upgrade that makes Zealots into Sentinels that revive once upon death or Stalkers a shield for half of it's health.
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>>168928017
just buff everyone's numbersssss haha
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Am I obligated to pick Tychus on Garden/DS?
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>>168928890
No.
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WILLY WILLY WONKA
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>>168816318
>>168817270
>>168818082

They cannot remove silences, as they claim they have no such access for it.

I strongly believe my last silence is unjustified and fully automated, as 4 contact support live chat sick dodged the hell out of me.

I will experiment on some multiple accounts to find the treshhold you need to automate a silence. 2 of them immediately ended the discussion when I asked them chances of having multiple accounts reporting a person.

I'm considering to go full autistic retard, open upto 15 accounts and try to report random players to streamer pond scums to see if I can reach to any fruitition.
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>>168929526
godspeed, anon

sort of wondering how I haven't copped a silence on any of my accounts yet desu
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>>168929526
Go for it. Tell us how it goes.
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this nova skin meme needs to stop (the face you make when they turn you into a nova skin)
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>there are people itt right now so new they've never seen this OC
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Is Lucio fun? I'm thinking about getting him.
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>>168930903
If you enjoy being a slippery shit with no CC then yes, he moves very fast.
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>Thread talking about how Alarak needs buffs.
>They bring up his win rate.
>Go further into the thread and people are discussing how Reckless Strike is really good and Quick Mind is over rated.

Well that could help explain the win rate.
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How can you be THIS fucking bad?

I thought the entire point of "thinning" out the diamond population was to get rid of retards like this. Third loss in a row with one fuckhead throwing the game.

Kill me.
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>>168933434
That wasn't one that was 3.
>Lucio and anub both have that many deaths
>Characters with some of the best get out of jail for free cards
>Lucio with barely any healing
So much is wrong

But valla with no damage, all those deaths, I wonder how much she paid for that boost.
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so earlier someone said murky was really good now. how so?
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>>168933670
>boost

Been out of the loop, but are there actual boosted players in hots now? What a time to be alive. I thought it was just all the people who lucked out in placements and got d3 like every normal human.

>>168933434
condolences that looks rough
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>>168933331
>reddit
every time. I bet they like lightning build too and argue in favor of Chaos Reigns
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This is a man, right?
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>>168933914
Buff + minor rework
>>168934058
Once people saw end of season rewards it became a thing.
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>>168933434
>have shit draft
>lose
Who could've known
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>>168934335
Yes, at least formerly.

>>168934371
'Gotcha. I wonder how much they're actually going for.
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>>168934335
Yeah thats a tranny tumblr poster. Been here since season 1 and is shit
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>>168934371
Does not tell me how he is good.
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>>168934335
looks more like a vileplume than an oddish
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>>168935565
>spectre nova, illidan and tracer have the daily dose reskin
With gazlowe that's 4, anyone else? purifier artanis? you could go for a daily dose team
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t-thanks blizzard
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>>168929474
make way for da bed guy
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>>168934335
It WAS. Not it's an abomination. And not even the cute kind like Stitches.
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>tfw played murky almost religiously from sylvanas release to tracer release
>low que times and maybe a person pissed you picked a meme character
>tracer makes me ragequit the game all together for about 6 months
>now huge que times and people claim im just bandwagoning on op character
>other murkys bask in my master skin though
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>playan a hero at level 8
>stimpack
>win game
>bar moves 1/100th of the way to L9
Holy fuckballs how do so many people have so many master skins
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>>168866958
>Rohana
>Not Talis/Selendis/Vorazun

Fucking why?

>Karax

Fucking whyyyy???

Also no one gives a shit about Imperius and what possible use do we have for Garona when Valeera just came out?
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>>168936381
That isn't too bad.
2 tanks who have a very high dmg output and an aa carry in the backline. Lots of cc on top and a healer which carries Lucio through early game and has cleanse.

Also Leoric benefits a lot from movement speed.
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>>168937771
Yeah this surprises me too, the amount of exp needed to go from 8 to 9 alone is pretty retarded, let alone 9 to 10 which is insane.
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>>168937771
Imagine if you played hero of the storm.

That's it. That's all you did.
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>>168941024
this is a blue board anon cut it out with those disturbing ideas
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>>168937771
Well you could also play with friends that'd help.
But I don't have that many level 10s but I've been playing since the first alpha, but we had 2 wipes back then.
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The balance and matchmaking in this game are so unbelievably bad its sapping all the fun out of the game.
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>>168941545
>abathur and vikings above 10
Damn, those are some serious memes.
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>>168941816
Abathur was always a favorite and he was at one point really strong.
Back when he cloned people he also cloned their ults.

And vikings was all during their release where they were extremely broken and the ship could murder an entire enemy team.

Thinking back at it everything was extremely strong back then, like 3 healthbar tychus.
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>>168941553
Murky is retarded and there are like 8 or so Assassins that are dumpster tier right now, but for the most part balance is pretty decent right now.
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>>168772056
A THOUSAND DEATHS
OR ONE MURDER
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>want to watch some comfy hots stream
>literally no one of any decent rank streaming who isn't a spazzlord (chu8)
Dead market
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>>168942752
They should just do a map where Yogg is one of the cores and C'Thun is the other. Both are trying to destroy each other, complete with evil bants like Raven Lord and Gravekeeper do on the Towers of Doom.
And they can spawn tentacles and other shit along with the normal minions to help you out along the way.
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I have no idea what I'm doing, unranked btw.
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>friendly valla constantly fighting with our murky
>valla constantly dead because she trades Zul'jin for padding hero damage
>end of the game we win because le 4 second blind balanced
>Valla: "your welcome for the carry kid"

t. brain damage
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Remember to always report Valeera players
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>>168772056
LOK'TAR, VICTORY....OR DEATH
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>>168943560
But why would they want to kill each other? Their goal is the same.
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>>168772056
But they added him just recently.

Now we just need Mar'li
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>>168945475
More like Who'li.
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>>168945458
Um.
They're Gods. Fuck you, mortal. They don't have to explain their grand motives to worms like you!
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>>168945576
You'li
>>
vikings buffs/rework when
rock n roll racer when
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>>168948743
Issue is vikings were a huge problem before, they have to be really careful when they buff them, otherwise they gonna go back to tier 1, fuck up your world, 4 level adavantage, killing machines.

HOTS is a really good example of blizzards motto of buffing where "everyone gets a turn."
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>>168948872
Blizzard have no idea how to balance a game
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So does channeling the mine shaft get interrupted by damage? Because sometimes it feels like it does but other doesn't....idk help a noob out
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>>168949176
It doesn't.
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>>168949157
Name one (1) game that's perfectly balanced.
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>>168949808
No game is perfectly balanced Mr. Strawman, many MANY games are more balanced than Blizzards games however.
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>win 8 in a row
>lose 4 in a row

Well, I knew the forced 50 was coming. Thanks for bringing me back to earth with feeding diamond shitters, Blizz.
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>hero league
>demote game
>diablo and artanis first pick
>they feed like this all game and only dive
>"how dare you blame us for losing... AFK!"
>then our loss is secured

I tried to be positive but they threw on purpose. Feels bad.
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>>168950012

waiting for example
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>>168951114
>Dawn of War
>9 Unique playable races
>Balanced game with 8 out of the 9 races being tournament viable in 1v1 games and all races being viable in team games

>Warcraft 2
>2 races, 98% identical in every way
>Only 1 of them is tournament viable
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>>168951501

>starcraft 2
>all races and variety of high level play and low level play strats viable at tourney level

?
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>>168951669
>starcraft 2
>only 3 races
>only 1 is tourney viable
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>>168951669

>couldn't have posted that to begin with

?

also wrong
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>>168950772

>next game
>this instalock first picks

kill me
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>>168952146

we win
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>old heroes that fall out of meta for like a year emerge not because of buffs but because of new hero/map releases

no wonder blizz is weary with buffs and nerfs around hero release time. It's hard to know what can happen.
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Is he a bad guy?
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>>168958290
>Make way for the bad guy
Probably
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>win 10 in a row
>decent teammates for once
>lose my last 7
I can't even get excited about winning in HL anymore, because I know that eventually, the retards that feed or throw are going to show up.

I'm seriously starting to wonder if the time of day I play is making a difference, like I could potentially avoid them.
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>>168958371
Maybe he just want attention, hating elves is not a crime.
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>>168959343
Well i cant argue with that

Garitos when
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how do i deal with valeera as liming? even when im with my team she can kill me with no issues out of no where
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>>168962134
you just lube up and hope your team cc's her before she can kill you
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>>168962323
so die?

i had a feeling that was the only answer
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>>168962134
if you can spot the shimmer your pretty well suited to taking her out of stealth, she shouldnt be a problem if you can do so.
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>>168962134
Pop her out of stealth and watch your team pile on her
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>>168962375
Positioning and spacing, mostly.

>>168962475
This, ideally.
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>>168962436
>>168962475
ok ill keep an eye out for the shimmer
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Is there any way to see next weeks free rotation?
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>>168962809
Using calamity to pop her out can work if you're close to your base/allies.
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>>168962475
>*poof* she drops smoke bomb
>*wooow* she re-enters stealth before anyone can damage her
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>>168963661
li-ming is pretty well suited to dropping a shitton of AOE into the smoke bomb.
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>>168963661
>teleport away
>throw your spells at the smoke
>disintegrate and follow the text that tells you that you can't reveal her
That was so hard
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>>168964549
>>168964549

Very early NEW but this thread dead anywho
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>>168964596
What the fuck are you doing you fucking newfag
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>>168964596
Stop making shitty threads and way early
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>>168919345
you made me kek motherfucker. Nice one.
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>>168964964
>>168965024
is dead jim
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>>168965310
>>168965408
should li li be deleted to rid hotsg of pedobears?
discuss
as this is a pertinent question on balancing the game.
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Shit if I knew frogman would be this fun and easy I'd have bought him day 1. People had me believing he is boring. Naw wall riding past enemies to boop them into your team is great.
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>NA
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>>168966806
Panda child doesn't deserve this. Where's Chris Pansen when you need him?
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>tfw really like medivac but almost never take it over stim

In what situation would you drop stim over medivac? besides having four mages on your team.
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>>168968049
In solo queue? Never. People aren't smart enough to use it.
In team play all the time on big maps.
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>>168968049
sky temple
warhead
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>>168967367
>why don't you take a lotus position over here?
>have a seat
>so you just show up at a random prepubescent panda girl's house that you've been shitposting with online and think that's okay?
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>Play on the EU server
>Matched with Russians all the time
>They never communicate, listen to pings and rarely group up
>Our Valeera constantly attacking Dehaka instead of Chromie
>Leoric makes me tank merc camp (im Zuljin)
>They attempt boss while they are on low hp and while the enemy team is up
>wipe
>mfw
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>>168968494
>i have with me text printouts of some of your chatlogs

>i want to taste your toes
>what do your feet smell like
>i help you with your little globe quest
>i want to lick a lil' lili lolipop
>>
So today I got ban in hero league. Banned malf because the other team banned rag. No one was talking in team chat, enemy picked murky, etc etc, wasn't sure what to do for my second ban so did tychus. Enemy team picked vikings. At that point people started to say gg and shit on me for my bans. How badly did I fuck up and what should I have picked?
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>>168969297
What map.
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>>168969297
Should've banned Murky, if it was Garden then Vikings have, like, an 80% winrate or something retarded.
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This game is fucking horrible lmao
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>friend urges me to play with him so he gets his mount in WoW
>never touched a moba since 2012
>get in, pick Tyrande, matches go well, game is smooth
>play alone
>russians that leave/join/leave/join all the time
>team is actually autistic and they just stay on their lane killing creeps without giving a single shit about objectives
never again
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>>168976189
Solo queue quick match is one of the worst experiences possible in this game.
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>>168977756
Great job!
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Leoric master skins look like normal skin tier.
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>queue quick meme with Tychus
>get to countdown screen
>team has no tanks
>exit game

>have to do this 11 times before I get put into a match with tanks
Quick meme was a mistake.
>>
I'm just playing murky nonstop, with full slime build he just destroys everything, entire teams,tanks, camps everything
I hope i will get sick of playing him by the time blizz realizes how much they fucked up and makes him useless again
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>>168977352
Not true. My solo QM career isn't smooth sailing, bit it's not a rough ride either.
When I play with my friend, the other teammates swallow some instant retatd pills.
Like, neither me or my friend are mechanically or gamesense-wise perfect, but there's the wood I usually play with when solo, and then there's the asbestos tier russians when I queue with someone else.
>>
Sometimes this game just feels so fucking futile.

It really saps my motivation to play when I get the "win 3 games quest", and it occurs to me that it will take like 3 hours to complete that quest just because I was on a big win streak the previous day.
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>>168981950
>win streak
you have been a bad boy for playing only OP heroes and you need to be punished
matchmaker is the ultimate justice
You should always have game in this ratio: win defeat win defeat win defeat and so on, any break from this is being rightfully punished because if you win multiple games then you are ruining the game for other players who have to suffer multiple loses
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>>168982949
This.
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>>168982949
>punished
>justice
>""Should"
>rightful
>suffer
>>
>two temples up
>our core is 30% with no shields
do you think those retards tried to hold both temples? nope they all went to the same one
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>>168984205
>losing
>think team will try to split up
People get too scared to try to out play the enemy, they only think about levels and numbers- if they even think at all.
They'd rather get in a small victory before losing than suffer a complete loss.
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>>168982949
>win streak
you have been a bad boy for playing only OP heroes and you need to be punished
matchmaker is the ultimate justice
You should always have game in this ratio: win defeat win defeat win defeat and so on, any break from this is being rightfully punished because if you win multiple games then you are ruining the game for other players who have to suffer multiple loses
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>>168777441
>lirtal who
Did you even play starcraft
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>>168985679
>caring about Not!Garithos
Anyone who actually cares about extended Starcraft lore realizes it falls to bits the moment you delving into it.
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>tfw body blocking Azmo for a solid 10 seconds
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>literally 2x as may xp as other players in the match
>still not mvp
why
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>>168986747
I feel MVP is most often whoever participated in most takedowns (ie. kills and assists combined) and died the least. So, XP would mean less teamfighting so less takedowns.
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>>168986747
time spent dead heavily affects the MVP score
if you die very little, ideally not at all or only super early on, chances of being the MVP are much higher
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>>168986885
It literally is.

Kills +1
Assists +1
Highest Siege of Team/Game +1/+2
Highest Hero dmg of Team/Game +1/+2
Highest Heal/Damage the same.

Minus Time spent dead (0.0x seconds * (special mod for cetain characters (cho'gall, aba, tlv))

Highest score gets MVP

Last part might be off a bit, but it's definitely time spent dead.

Anyway, high K/D = almost always MVP, though 3 early game deaths matter less than one late game death, also Auriels rezz boosts score due to that

Stop caring about MVP by the way.
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>>168945458
Old Gods hate each other.
They fuck with each other all the time and they're responsible for other Old Gods dying.
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>>168911117
Couldn't even raise himself without getting dipped in elven water
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>>168990338
>necromancing yourself back to life
>easy
I understand that "death" in the Warcraft universe is a curable condition, but almost every character so far has been brought back by time fuckery and other weird excuses.
KT did that shit himself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI8LdDOHTHM
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>>168992765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0HNMN_Z-bE
>people considered this to be fair and balanced
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>>168993363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNY1i1JG52s
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Heroes so boring that you cannot comprehend how some people can have master skin and more than lvl 5 on them:

Zarya
Zagara
Lost vikings
Medivh
Tyrande
Tassadar
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Why matchmaker never puts chromie with murky? I played 7 murky games and chromie was ALWAYS on the other team
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>>168994451
Midget teams not allowed
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>>168994734
What's stopping me from running a Chromie TKV Murky Gazlowe LiLi team then?
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is there any way to AFK farm exp in trianing mode still?
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>>168996287
nope
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>>168996204
>lili
>not hammer
Confirmed non-midget team
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>>168996287
you can semi-afk by A-moving down a lane and dying, you dont get afk flagged when youre dead
or by stealthing near a lane to soak xp
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where is the leaks guys?! i need to be a karma whore in reddit right now!
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new thread

>>168997664

>>168997664

>>168997664

new thread
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>>168945794
I know this is a normie board but who let a 30y/o php board dude in here? It's worse than reddit
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