/owg/ - Overwatch General

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First for Spicy Thighs

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>>168731696
Jamison Fawkes!

First for being on a terrible suck streak

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Annyeong!

>>168731696
But who's Scooby?

>>168731901
Winston of course

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Soon

>>168731975
>ruh roh, Racer

>>168731901
Genji-Doo

>>168732065
No that's Scrappy

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>push-to-talk
>fart loudly

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lol Overwatch so hard
just hit headshots

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GIVE US SOME INFO

>>168731978
Is that the new Greek hero?

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>>168731696
nth for best waifu

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>>168732189
>if you guys didn't like months of countdowns with no info that must mean you don't want any info at all

Bravo Jeff

>Today's the day I'm going to hit masters
>Play 3 games, lose of all them

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Nth for Amélie. Look at this qt.
>tfw new skins soon

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>>168732367
My my, what did mods do with your Fareeha pic.
Gonna fix that.

>>168732189
Two to the one from the one to the three
What's up this is Jeff from the Overwatch team

Anybody playing in gold dealing with people just throwing games like crazy? This is wild. Literally every game someone does something stupid gets called out on it then throws.

I wish I could stream my games so I can show this to the world.

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>>168732512
Damn it

>>168732505
source?
fuck you I didn't want to fap

>>168732512
I can hear it

Symmetra is so fucking cancer, goddamn.
Yes, yes, I know
>just shoot her! XD

I fucking shoot her. Doesn't change the fact that she gets rewarded way too much for something that requires no aim, and that her shield generator can literally last forever and it gives opposing team a huge advantage.

Is Overwatch Blizzard's superhero universe?

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>>168732747
You don't have a choice regarding that.
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/a8677f0eaef45eec79381afd2857adba/208062%20-%20Beach%20Overwatch%20Pharah%20Pseudonym3d.jpg

>>168732679
Tilters and throwers are the main reason gold and plat are a hell to climb

They need to tell you what the name of the guy who left your team was. I want to find leavers and tell them exactly what I think of them. We were WINNING, YOU RANCID FUCKING CUNT

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Farewell old thread.

Poking fun of the bootleg mobile game was entertaining.

So, is new hero
a)Athena
b)Liao
c)Soundquake
d)Some random dude
e)Terry Crews voiced by Terry Crews
f)Jeff from the Overwacth team
g)you, the player

>>168732892
Some Greek dude who will be released when the summer games comes back. They'll take place in Greece this time.

>>168732892
It's a greek dude

>>168732892
Talon Emily

>>168732889
Hook shenanigans WebMs will never not be funny.
Can someone post the one with 2 Roadhogs hooking each other? Something weird happens, there's some spinning and then they kill each other, I think.

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>when you win the first round and your team decides to fucks around the next round

>>168732810
I feel the same way, like with her, Mei, bastion, Torb. I mean yeah I can beat these characters but it still doesn't change the fact that they are pure cancer by design

>>168733014
It's actually Dark Lucio

>be me
>playing lucio
>rein charges me
>pins me
>we're heading to the wall at 999 mph
>"rip me" i think
>suddenly
>rein stops, drops me, goes flying back
>our hoggu shreds him with a shotgun blast to the face

BASED

FUCKING

HOG

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>>168733048
I'd be interested to see that as well.

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>d vas that still think theyre unkillable
mfw

welcome to the apocalypse little stick lady

>>168732839
man thats broken?

>>168733345
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/208062#search=Pharah
Now?

>>168733239
ESPORTS

I'm doing my placements. People keep leaving halfway through games. Is this normal for owg?

>>168733434
only in placements desu

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>>168732892
Pic related shows up as the new character. He goes to speak and his voice is Jeff's.

>Gold kills and damage LITERALLY, AND I MEAN LITERALLY, 9/10 games I play

>STILL CAN NOT FUCKING GET OUT OF HIGH PLAT

JUST
GIVE
ME
COMPATENT
TEAMMATES

>>168733489
WE

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>>168733494
>COMPATENT

>>168733570
He is filled with passion, and in our passion we make mistakes.

Holy fuck. Holy FUCK. I'm so mad. I don't think I've been this mad in a long fucking time.

We were going to WIN. We'd driven through the first 2 checkpoints of King's Row easy. I had 4 golds as Soldier. We did hit a bit of a bottleneck at the last turn--stacking Symmetra, Torb, Rein, Dva and Bastion was fucking nasty--but we had two minutes left. We were gonna win.

Then some fucking inbred leaves. 5v6 we can't break their deadlock. Round ends. As soon as they cap the first point, half the team leaves. What should have been a comptetitive but straightforward win turns into a miserable loss where I play through out of pure spite.

I don't give a fuck about your circumstances. If you leave a competitive match that's well underway, you should be banned from competitive for the season. Fuck you. Fuck you forever. I don't even have an image for this anger.

>>168733570
COMPETENT

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>>168733190
Jeff is already unconfirmed.

He can take anyone down in 17 seconds

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>still no scoreboard because too much transparency would "make people feel bad"

Why is Jeff such a fucking retard?

>>168733157
You mean white Lucio?

Will the Greek hero be a gladiator?

mercy heal slut anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dqgr0wNyPo

>>168732458
>va is recording something

Hopefully it's Widowmaker related.

I am a Greek

>>168733125

Torb's turret is retarded desu.

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>>168733821
>You will never build a house up on that ass for an Ass-state

>>168733851
What's ur ult

>>168733494
>its a team who is too hesitant to do anything
that's my problem, they never do shit until its too late

what the fuck are they doing with roadhog on ptr

it's like they made him even stronger with the shotgun change

>>168733494
gold medals don't mean you're good, it just means your team is worse.

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>you're gold elims and damage
>your team flames you for not killing enough

What do?

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>>168733992
Just stop resisting and it will be quick

>>168733992
It was decided that Roadhog mains weren't smug enough

>>168734126
>you're gold damage and elims
>you have 4 elims and it's round 3

>>168734145
>Roadhog will never throw his rusty metal hook through your chest, pull on it as it rips through your skin, and fire his shotgun full of scrap metal into your face, killing you instantly.

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>>168733992
>Roadhog keeps getting stronger
>D.Va and Winston left in the fucking dumpster

when can we choose what comp modes we can play? inever want to play numbani or any payload mao ever again

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I DID IT

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Sombra is a bully

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>>168733494
>Still thinking medals are worth something

Jeez, no wonder you can't get out of Plat. Keep farming those medals instead of contributing to the team.

Literally only one medal matters and that's objective time.

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>>168733048

>placement matches
>literal child tells our good ana to go mercy
>he does
WHY

>>168733992
They keep trying different things with him to make it look like they're working on it because they don't to address the hog in the room because someone up there likes him.

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How big is McCree's cock?

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A reminder to accept the new canon now before it shows up in the media because by then it'll be too late.

Hey guys, im sure this idea has been tossed around, and i know that its unlikely we are getting Doomfist yet, but i notice a lot of people saying "The next Hero is you"
What if thats why Doomfist isn't ready yet, because it will be a character we can change up to sorta make a self insert in the game, and that We get to actually be Doomfist so to speak?

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>>168733992
>>168734145
hes the most sexy hero by far, what do you expect?

>tfw roadhog will never be your husbando irl

>>168734572
I want Sombra to hack Genji's body so he would say inappropriate things to Dr.Ziegler and touch her inappropriately while steaming it and laughing in Gabe's basement.

>>168734772
5.8 inches long, 1.6 inches thick, circumcised. Overall he's a little smaller than Reaper but still decently big. I know this because I wrote out headcanons for all the male characters' dicks because I'm a turbo autist.

Remove bastion

>>168734848
this will literally never happen screencap this post

>>168734931
I want Sombra to hack Genji's body and force him to fuck her

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>>168735057
Bastion is bestion

>>168734848
That'd be too hard to implement unless they're going to only be playable in a campaign mode.

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>>168734949

>>168734563
Good deal

>>168735129
dang that nerf on the sentry looks really harsh

>>168732852
But many people say its personal skill thats the main factor. Then I read around and many top players say being flexible is the key to climbing. I'm not sure anymore.

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>>168734709

>>168734949
>5.8 inches

This is why women keep cucking you pathetic faggots.

Anything less than 8 inches is useless.

>>168734706
that's literally the least important medal you fucking idiot
being on the objective is the worst thing you can do, since the objective never has any cover, and it's always on the low ground

fucking get out of bronze, dumbass.

>>168735298
Why not both? You need to be flexible and have skill. You need to be lucky too.

>>168735342
Because this is a game about getting kills and not capping points/pushing payloads. Stay in gold, my friend.

>>168735339
>being a dicklet
>being less than 14

>>168735129
Now tap fire Recon and 76 and see how much faster it becomes at that range.

>>168735339

>things virgins say

6+ inch GIRTH and she will love it, length isnt as important tbhas long as its not comically short (< 5 inches).

>>168735339
The global average is still 5.4 inches, anon.

>>168735342
low bait

>>168735262
It's not showing that DPS heroes can't actually kill Bastion now, because of the 33% damage reduction. He can outheal everybody's damage, and during their reloads, his heal fills up fast enough to be full again. He can live for a good 5-6 seconds against a Tracer constantly blasting him. Genji literally cant even kill him anymore, it's just impossible. Reaper needs more than a full clip. Bastion is like a permanent nano-boost now, all they did was make Recon mode even worse, since Bastion's now the tankiest hero in the game.

>>168735442
are you fucking retarded

you wont get any kills if you dont kill the enemy before you get on the point, dumbass

you're the kind of retard that just keeps walking into the enemy team then complaining that his team isnt with him, because he's too fucking stupid to kill the enemy first.

you wipe, THEN Capture.

I want Sombra to hack Mercy's nanites so they would make everyone go for her booty before having a good laugh until nanites start break down their cells and corroding their alloys until nothing is left.

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>join comp
>instantly leave team voice chat

>>168735298
Inflexibility is one of the defining traits of gold/plat players. They are all fucking mains.

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I FINALLY DID IT :D

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>>168735587
>mfw I never use team voice chat

>getting sick of frostbite
>trying to decide between buying mechaqueen or raindancer
>end up buying mechaqueen
>play a round
>level up
>open my loot box
>mechaqueen

Is this what being cucked feels like?

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>>168734563
>>168735618

>>168735579
Nah, no amount of swearing will hide how stupid and dumb you are, dude. So good luck climbing out of gold.

I'll enjoy my mid diamond despite what some anonymous idiot is telling me.

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>>168734731
I was 0-2 on oasis after some very close 99% and the slav begged for mercy. So I switched from Ana because fuck it.

We won 3-2 and to this day I don't know how:
1. My team suddently got better at killing stuff
2. The other team got worse at killing stuff
3. The other team ignored me constantly

Best guess is the mooks I was with needed more constant heals?

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>>168735339
>people replying to this seriously
>again

>>168735618
>529 wins
Holy shit. Congrats.

Why are we assuming Greek hero? im out of the loop

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>>168735637
Maybe

>>168735460
>>168735551
>>168735563
Found the white bois.

Just sit there and watch as I fuck the ovaries out of your women, ok?

>>168735734
Maybe you suck at Ana and wasn't healing enough.

>>168735804
/pol/fags roleplaying as black guys to act out their cuckhold fantasies is one of the more uncomfortable aspects of this shitty new age.

>>168735793
Some voice actor listed overwatch on his online resume with "greek" as role description

>>168735804
You mean women (men), right?

>>168732810
And hitscan heroes are rewarded way too much for their point-and-click adventures compared to projectile heroes.

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is gold damage done but no/silver kills good or bad?
I was playing 76.

>>168735687
yeah and you'll never climb out of diamond because you're too stupid to learn how the game works
"get on the point"

when we're trying to push hanamura, they just walk straight into the point like an idiot, and get wrecked, because the entire team is standing on the balcony where you cant kill them.

you dont engage on the point, you engage on the high ground above the point.

>be you
>in quickplay
>pick a fun hero that you don't play often so you can practice them in a pressure-free environment
>nasaly pimple-ridden teenager on your team sighs on the mic and says "ughh.. {your hero}"

What do you do?

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>>168735750
People always reply to the "x waking up, thread goes to shit" posts so I'm not surprised.

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Reminder that Zenyatta and Lucio are the only acceptable mains. Because with these 2 no player can make anything wrong. Unlike Ana which probably has enough players that try to be Widow than being a healer.

>>168736090

Alt + f4

>>168735959
Hanzo, Junkrat, and Genji get away with having worse TTK than hitscan, but Pharah's the only one that has it truly rough.
dont know why they thought giving her the slowest TTK was a good idea when she has the slowest projectile and needs to get 2 direct hits for a kill.
rocket should be 200 damage flat. Unaffected by Discord or Mercy beam. There, you fixed Pharah.

>>168736090
cant be me because i havent played qp since i hit level 25 in season 1

also i dont play off season

>>168733925
Underrated post

>>168736154
Good job, you made me quit chrome, I hope your happy

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>>168736115
>Mfw I main Ana and I'm in the top 6% for healing and top 99% for damage

Why don't healers heal?

>>168736115
man sanzang is such a good skin, thank god i got it 2 days before the event ended

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This is your new Strike Commander. Say something nice about him!

>>168736090
just play PTR because nobody gives a shit about PTR.
>>168736115
Reinhardt main since CB1.

>>168736090
Say you'll switch if it doesn't work and then play as a friendly spamming the hello button.

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>>168736197
>more picked than Torb, Hanzo or Junkrat
>still whine like a ridiculous, pampered little bitch

Pharah mains, not even once.

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Is it true that you can cancel out her line when decloaking with one of her shorter voicelines?

>>168735973
>s76
Definitely bad, you're playing the strongest offensive hero

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Hana pleases enemy teams to stall overtime.

>>168736115

I find that Soldier is the best main because he fits literally any teamcomp and as long as you press your mouse buttons in the enemy's general direction you tend to do fine.

>>168733992
What'd they change?

>>168736493
I didnt say she was worse than them, I said she was poorly balanced in the context of the game. The whole fucking game is imba.

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>be rein
>get silver on damage, elims, obj elims, obj time
>land many beautiful ults that wipe the team
>when it's clear we are going to lose they blame the rein for "overextending"

It only looks that way because when you fuck up a charge or your shield goes down you gotta commit because you are going to die anyway.

Seriously this shit tilts me so fucking hard. Just ignore the fact that one of your damage dealers sucks cock. Just ignore the fact that the enemy phara was uncontested all fucking game. Just blame the fucking rein!

I've seriously just got to start maining dps, this shit pisses me off so fucking badly.

>>168736537
sauce

>>168736328
It's fun to hang out with him until someone goes apeshit and ruins everything. Really shocking considering that drinking is not allowed. No leaps in logic required here.

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>Ana released months ago
>Blizzard hasn't removed pre-game dialogue of characters being surprised she's alive

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>>168736328
His friendship with tracer is nice.

>>168736282

Sorry, I meant ctrl + w

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>>168736735
mate I fuckin know the feel
used to be you could carry your shit dps as rein
but then they nerfed our ult charge
so earthshatter isnt the op ult that's up for every fight anymore

just play mccree and headshot everything. nobody ever blames the mccree.

>>168736735
blame blizzard for not putting in a scoreboard. They have no numbers to go off on because everything is hidden. If they saw that the shitty dps wasn't doing his job they wouldn't immediately blame the obvious fuck ups

>>168736830

that's because every game is just a simulation of the characters. every time they see her, they're seeing her for the first time.

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>>168732458
Qtberry.

Maybe she will get something for bastille day. Revolutionary Widowmaker with a musket.

>>168736996
Here's what to show.
"Reinhardt Earthshatter Stuns"
"Reinhardt Earthshatter Kills"
Stuns are his job, Kills are the DPS's job.

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>>168736830
>remove the mercy/pharah and winston/pharah interactions about ana
>leave the one with 76

What's the best language? I'm getting tired of Japanese.

>>168736990
I enjoy rein the most because his play style is unique to over watch but I just cannot stand being the scape goat

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Should damage blocked be its own medal?

I think so.

>>168737604
English.

why did Symmetra get buffed? nobody even asked for that

Who do you main and why?

>>168737604
Then go Korean

English literally has the worst dubs.

First for no new content

>tfw no friends

I just want someone to team up with.

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>>168737254
>Every shot gives off a large puff of smoke
>Unscoped fire is a blunderbuss shot

>>168737720
Because they don't want to buff Sombra otherwise they'll get another Ana situation

Also the Winston shield debuff was understandable. Even though we can't make all Winston teams we still need some more time to see if his shield needs buffed. I mean it just happened

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>>168732892
it's obviously Zorba the Greek

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>>168736864
Surely they will bring Overwatch into a new golden age!

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Jamison Anon~
Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3dI8Nzm4W8

Also, how have you been? Always nice to see ya back in the weekends :)

>>168737698
absolutely not. makes reinhardt's look bad when they know how to manage their shield. reinhardt's needs to ensure his shield takes only as much damage as possible.

>>168736090
tell him to shut the fuck up because this is quickplay and continue to have fun playing Reaper

wrestle with le jeff prepare for le death!!1
haha xD

>>168738204
Not if Team Talon has anything to say about it!

>>168738680
Got an arcade box from three wins

Played comp and lost three times in a row then won once. Each time my team fucking hated me. Nothing I could do to make them happy despite consistently out performing team dps and wiping the enemy team with perfect ults

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>>168732505
I have to get creative in censoring my Amari nudes so the janitors don't have an asthma attack and ban me.

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i'm planning on healslutting my way to 3500, what should i expect

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Ziegler heil!

>>168735401
>>168735605
I guess I don't have enough skill. My aim and dexterity is poor even though I do everything right some of these factors like personal skill paired with the crazyness of my bracket makes it hard to climb. You need to have crazy aim with a dps to reliably climb from what i'm seeing so far. This is not a complicated game so its hard to see what it is besides that. This is rough. I just want to go back to my starting rank. Im in gold by a hair when I placed almost plat.

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>>168738869
the pseudonym3D ones have much nicer SFW versions

>>168738680
Hi anon! I haven't seen that video before, but thank you for sharing it! Is that CrashBoomBanger?

I've been pretty well lately, nothing too remarkable! How are you?

>>168736115
This isn't quite true, since I'm shit at aiming Zenns balls.
Lucio though is quite easy.
>>168736197
Pharah fucking wrecks 90% of the time anyways since the soldiers and mccrees CAN'T FUCKING LOOK UP

>>168738986
Her relationship with genji makes more sense now.

We just need an italian hero to complete the axis.

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>>168738963
If you're playing Mercy expect failure.

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>>168739071
"Bashur" seems to be his name. Love his voice, he really sounds like the real deal.
Reminded me of that vid where the real VAs played some rounds and people were really confused, lol.
Life is good, it's weekend and I got a raise. Dropped a lot in rank, but I'm caring less and just focussing on improving my personal skill instead of getting mad over the retards that I get grouped with.
Same old, most of the time.

>>168735262
It isn't when you realize it's hard to miss Reinhardt's shield.

>>168739241
>Everything about that picture
Please never post again.

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>>168738825
Oh please, maybe if those sorry fucks would stop hanging around the back alley behind Hot Topic, while chain smoking cigarettes they would give Team Best Friends something to do

Winston players are even more retarded than Hanzo players.

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>>168738986
now the question is, will she go berserk against the jew company that created her?

>recall came out eleven months ago
>plot has advanced one inch since then

I wish I got paid to write this

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>>168739383
Yeah, it sounds like he does a really good job! I remember hearing about McCree and Roadhog's VAs doing the voices over mic when they played, and it sounds like they're a lot of fun to play with! I'm sorry to hear you lost rank, but it's good that it's not bothering you too much. You're right - striving for personal improvement is definitely better than just getting mad at people. And congratulations on the raise!

*ninja flips*
I require healing.

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>>168739875
Cheers mate, love your positivity as always, godspeed! I'm off to bed.

>>168734949
How big is Roadhog you autistic homo

>>168739943
a long, painful death is what you really require

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>>168739943
>is at 4/5 health
>I NEED A DOCTOR
>I NEED A DOCTOR

>>168740010
Thank you, anon! Have a good sleep!

>>168740069
honestly I'm kind of guilty of that when THE HEALER IS FUCKING BLIND

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>get a 3 stack
>they all pick dps heroes
>complain we don't have enough healing or tanking
>bully anyone who answers back

Are these people for fucking real? They were all shit as well.

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>playing some QP, solo
>team goes 2 tank, 2 healer, 1 DPS
>figure I can actually play something besides healer and tank for once
>go Sombra because I want to play her some more
>not having much fun due to their Roadhog, figure I'll switch to Genji since I don't get to play him much
>"Genji against Winston? baka" in chat
>say "At least let me try."
>I play poorly because I don't know Genji well, but have fun, we end up losing
>"Go to Arcade next time if you want to troll"

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>>168740069
>healed completely my McCree
>he still spams NEED A DOCTOR while frantically searching for a medkit

>>168739494
Out of them all only Sombra can really smoke. Reaper is too dead and Widow can't afford to do that. But Hot Topic is a problem. Blame Gabe.

>>168740030
5 inches long and 1.9 inches thick, uncircumcised. Probably has some very lewd piercings.

feels good that all the hana posters dissapeared after the nerfs

>>168739643
>There was no mention of Heroes of the Storm, Diablo III, or Starcraft II.

KEK

>>168740560
Gee, I wonder why.

>>168738680
>took over a minute
>died

I almost feel sorry for the guy if that's the fastest match he's ever had.

>>168733746
>all the while still thinking that showing you exactly how much sr you just lost isn't one of the biggest contributing factors to tilting
i want to leave this game but i know i never will

>>168740409
>5 inches long

That's so retarded I need to know the rest. Post them

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>>168740387
>Widow
>not smoking

Anon, she's French. It's worse for their lungs not to smoke

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>>168738204
The only golden thing will be Widowmaker's golden shower going in Tracer's mouth

>>168738963

>10 minutes of hanzo

>>168740856
Well, Sombra is mexican. The air in there is so polluted that even cigarette smoke is healthier

Okay I'm tired of trying to climb ranked with rein

What hero should I focus on now?

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>>168739943
>>168740069
I wish I could actually give them a reason to shout it. It's worse when you're busy with someone else who needs heeling ASAP or they are running straight into enemy fire while asking for heeling. No way in hell am I going there.

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>>168740837
Remember that you asked for this.

Genji—5 inches long and 1.3 inches thick, uncut. Shockingly enough, Mercy didn’t “augment” it beyond just rebuilding it, though now he’s able to hotswap it out for any number of toys as needed (dragon dildos are his personal favorite).

McCree—5.8 inches long and 1.6 inches thick, cut. Has heavy balls and a very thick happy trail that blends into his chest hair. Likes marking his partners—hickeys, bite marks, anything that they’ll need to work to cover up the morning after.

Reaper—6 inches long and 1.8 inches thick, cut. Had exceptional stamina courtesy of the super soldier program when he was Reyes, but his sex drive is almost nonexistent now. Was maybe a little too proud of his girth.

Soldier: 76—5.7 inches long and 1.6 inches thick, uncut. Like Reaper, he’s got a lot of stamina for his age. Very fond of spooning afterwards, or really any kind of close physical contact.

Hanzo—4.7 inches long and 1.2 inches thick, uncut. He’s self-conscious about his size and his technique is sloppy due to years of sexual repression, but he tries very hard to satisfy his partners.

1/2

>>168741089
And Reaper probably smokes too. I mean what's the worst that can happen, it kills him more?

>>168732978
>>168732982
>>168738051
Did some new info get leaked, whys everyone saying its a Greek guy?

I mean it does make sense since I think Illios and Oasis are the only maps without a hero representing them

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>>168741173
2/2

Junkrat—5.7 inches long and 1.5 inches thick, uncut. Mostly unremarkable, but it’s got a nice curve that makes it easy for him to hit all the right places. Makes up for his inexperience with sheer energy and likes to bite… hard.

Torbjorn—5.9 inches long and 1.8 inches thick, cut. The particulars of his technique are largely a secret between him and his wife, but he may or may not have a slight pregnancy fetish.

Reinhardt—7.8 inches long and 2.5 inches thick, cut. His size makes it hard for him to go all out in bed, so he’s surprisingly gentle, though he still brings plenty of enthusiasm.

Roadhog—5 inches long and 1.9 inches thick, uncut. A bit of an awkward lay because of his build and his tendency to get rough. Loves erotic piercings and both giving and receiving oral.

Winston—No.

Lucio—5.5 inches long and 1.6 inches thick, cut. It’s smooth and very aesthetically pleasing. Doesn’t get overly serious about sex as he’s more focused on making it enjoyable than anything, and always puts his partner’s needs above his own.

>about to fail to cap anubis 2
>pharah concs me through their defense
>earthshatter entire team
kek

>>168741364
You missed Zarza

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I fucking hate it when some guy in the enemy team kills me repeatedly and then after the game is over I don't get a chance for a rematch.

I know it's fucking ridiculous, it's just some guy on the Internet but it still pisses me off.

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>on a major hot streak towards masters
>get one of THOSE games
>nobody's talking
>DPS too shit to focus on Ana-naded targets
>Genjshit won't stop diving and getting blasted

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faggots who dont understand the more subtle aspects of playing mercy think shes shit.

how to play mercy
1. turn on toggle beams, turn off toggle guardian angle, turn off guardian angel prefers beam target.
2. never heal faggots who over extend. tell them you wont heal them if they over extend.
3. heal people in relative amounts (if hero A is healed half way and hero B has 2% hp switch to the lower HP hero instead of waiting to full heal hero A.)
4. pharmercy is not a thing dont do it. stay focused on healing your ENTIRE team.
5. always stay in LINE OF SIGHT of at least 2 other team mates so you always have some one to fly away to ( this is your method of escape )
6. cancel guardian angel early nearly all the time, you dont need to fly up someone ass to get a heal beam off. flying full distance will set you up for a head shot if they can see who your flying at.
7. go into custom skirmish game ( head shots only) and master your gun. mercy head shots are more fun than a team res.
8. res a rien when he falls in a heated battle even if hes the only one down.
9. never ever pocket heal anyone.
10. when heal beaming a nigger stay hidden from enemy line of sight by using walls while still keeping team mates in LOS.

now your ready to be a good heal slut. go make daddy proud.

>>168741173
>>168741364
I admire your deranged commitment I suppose but still
>Roadhog
>5 inches
Look at his fucking hands man. He would have to use 2 fingers to jack off what the fuck
Also
>Winston
>No
Do it pussy

>one person sneaks behind volskaya to try and cap
>everyone but me (tank) runs back to kill them
>enemy team flatten me instantly, walk through, kill everyone on the point facing the wrong way and win

Why do I get put with these retards, It's not fucking fair

>>168741301
Somebody found an actor whose credits had "Greek" for overwatch listed as a role

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>>168741416
>win anubis with amazing earth shaker
>go on defense
>they manage to double cap
>team starts talking about what to do differently to win
>[/spoiler] Well reinhardt needs to stop overextending, you have been throwing this whole game. We would have won if you just knew how to play your fucking hero.[/spoiler]

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>>168741173
>tfw reaper main
>tfw the description is an inch off but fits, even the lack of drive

It's amazing how every single complaint about ironclad involves scenarios where Sombra hack doesn't exist.
What do you guys think about Ironclad Bastion?

Zarya is so good for competitive, why didn't anyone tell me sooner

>Can Instantly deny roadhog's one stop pop pop combo
>Her beam cuts through D.Va's defense matrix and genji's reflect and makes them panic
>Can group everyone into a nice death hug
>Can save your own life for more killing power for free
>Maximum power
>The sound of your death beam while nano boosted

>>168741638
Obese men tend to be shorter because the shaft gets encased in pubic fat. Not a bad point, though. I'm not doing it.

>>168741634
>how to play mercy
>1. turn on toggle beams
opinion discarded

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>>168740421
You were saying?

>>168741945
No one told you because it was common knowledge since season 1.

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>people that sperg out and leave

>>168741990
PUSSY. And Roadhog's a 9 at the very least

>>168741887
Sombra's hack doesn't affect passives

>>168741887
I think you'd have an amazingly difficult time getting close enough to hack a bastion if he has a team around him

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>>168740421
Hana is eternal.

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>>168741945
she's been like that since release anon

>>168740421
good riddance

>>168742047
every single widowfag should be roped on sight

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>>168742078
>wants to kill his finger all game
opinion retarded

>>168742047
Nice shots

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>Never gotten out of plat, 2900 was the closest I've been
>didn't finish placements until today
>2763
>stay as team after a good game, wind up with 3 other people
>win like 7 games, playing out of my goddamn mind on Ana
>2958
>everyone unfortunately has to leave
>too scared to soloqueue and be subject to junkrats on KOTH and torbjorns on king's row

fuck, I really hope I can get diamond before the 21st, it'd let me buy a second gold gun.

>>168742189
I'll go 7, but no higher. And Winston has a perfectly average tiny gorilla dong. He doesn't have a very high libido, which is good because he's uncertain whether or not fucking another gorilla would still be considered bestiality on his end.

We all know that Roadhog's dick is gone because he tore it off and shoved it down some piggy's throat to make it stop squealing.

>>168739494
>Tracer joins Winston to rebuild Overwatch and fight Talon
>after fending off Talon a few times they get depressed and just start sitting around, drinking and smoking
>problem is without Talon, Overwatch doesn't really have anything to do

so what, does Tracer go all the way to Gibraltar now just to like watch Netflix movies with Winston or something?

>>168742451
Did they fix the bug where toggle beams made it take longer to switch between heal/damage?

>>168742641
Seek professional help

>>168741173
>>168741364
You missed Zarya

whats your first assumption when someone leaves?
>be me, playing soldier
>not playing my best but still contributing
>die
>fps drops to 3 and everyone bounces around my screen
>trying to tell everyone on coms, not getting a response
>"I'd don't think the 76 is playing"
>you have lost communication to server

they probably think that I was a leaver and hate me now

>>168742383
>every single widowfag should be roped on sight
Why?

>>168741173
>>168741364
90% are below 7 inches.

This is why women cuck you faggots.

>>168742772
Zarya is a girl, anon.

>trying to get better at pharah when widow mains exist
Fuck you blueberry niggers, at least 76 and mcree can be dodged a bit.

>>168742804
Rage quit

>>168742804
generally I assume that he's a moron who committed to a competitive match but forgot he had something important to do

>>168742650
I dunno maybe Winston has one of those arcade games from Hanamura? Except he modified it so now it plays Street Fighter 2 and Windjammers and shit

>>168742832
>90% are below 7 inches.
average penis size is 5.5 inches anon

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>>168742832
Porn =/= reality.

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>>168742650
widow and tracer meet up for another one of their secret make out sessions. Winston stays cucked at home eating watermelon and peanut butter. emily cleans the house and makes meals and pretends not to smell widows puss all over tracer when she got home.

What's your reaction when the Mei on your team keep spamming ice wall to bother your team?

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>took the fun pill and started playing what I want
>deranked 300 points

a-atleast I'm having fun

>>168742857
and with her bodytype she'd have a massive penis sized clit.

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>>168743068
tfw below non-porn average

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>>168742804
dont fucking play comp if you play on a potato asshole, youre screwing your team and you should kys

>>168743123
>fun
>ranked

I know it's a meme but seriously, pick one.

>>168742832
>cowboy, reyes, morrison, hanzo, audio nigga
all handsome as fuck, like top 0,1%

the aussies are tall as fuck, and torb has a wife with a manlet fetish

it all checks out, only genji gets cucked

>>168743149
Time to embrace your status as a buttboi. Your deformed clit is useless for heterosexual sex.

>>168743068
>tfw 6.5
this means I'm in the diamond rank of penises, right?

>>168743296
It also depends on how thick you are.

>>168742574
There you go

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>>168742880
>pop Pharahs so hard they ragequit
Eat this *dink* flying Justice bird.

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>QP
>Guy on my team bitching at me for playing McCree when I'm bad
>"it's simple, if you know you're ineffective at something, switch to a different character."
>reply "why do you think I'm playing McCree in qp, how am I supposed to get better?"
>continue to play a mediocre mccree but feel myself getting better
>he continues his bitching, taunts me next round when he's on the enemy team
>next round I pick pharah and dumpster all over the enemy team with 4 gold medals and potg
>he goes "WTF?? why didnt you just pick pharah from the start?"

I don't understand these people.

Anyone know if next season placements are going to be the same as S3? I kinda want to see what it's like in the bronze/silver rank but I don't think I could get that low just by throwing my placements, and I don't want to buy another account just for that.

>>168743278
>>168742832
there is one mildly sick cuckfag who gets off to male humiliation ITT
pay him no mind

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>>168742215
He cant be in turret form if he's hacked
>>168742254
Max distance hack has always worked before so his baby sitter would have to be carried by the rest of the team

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penises dont belong here

>first round of king's row
>both teams have rein
>we push the payload all the way to the end
>2nd round
>our rein swaps
>"we need rein"
>some guy on voice "we dont NEED rein
>dva does the same thing"
>barely scrape a win
I swear people don't want to win in silver, there are so many times when the first round will go great and then someone will just decide to fuck up the tem comp for no reason

>>168742880
76 is honestly a bigger problem for me than Widow, widow's you can typically concussion them off their perch or find a flank around them and kill them fast>>168742880

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>>168743582
This desu

So how is Hog's hook feeling on PTR? Is this the nerf he needed?

>>168743196
wasn't acting like a potato yesterday but I'll still consider the kms

>>168744007
If he walks forward while hooking he still oneshots squishies but his combo doesn't rape tanks.

It's astounding how few people seem capable of understanding that doing whatever the fuck you want in comp = lose more often than not

>>168744007
hook nerf was needed but I have no fucking clue why they felt the need to buff his gun when it already randomly one shots people

>>168743652
It's partially because I've been playing pharah on maps she isn't great on for practice so sometimes widows are very hard to flank. Even so I still go probably 1 for 1 against her in good situations.

>>168744260
How is he against Reaper? Are the extra two seconds having an effect?

>>168743507
He should probably post boipucci then.

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>>168743582
But widowmaker was married to someone with a penis.

And she loved penis so much she still mourns him.

>>168744357
If you dodge his hook you have enaugh time to kill him unless he's good with his gun. Then he oneshots you.

>>168743582
>penises dont belong here
>posts pic of a trap character

>>168744549
I wonder why they are so ginger about nerfing the fat fuck. They will completely gut other characters but for some reason they don't want to really nerf Hog or Ana.

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>>168741364
>anyone other than the Americans being cut

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>24 is not who we think it is.

Well then who the fuck is it with all this Doomfist-related stuff datamined?

Is Jeff just trying to misdirect us?

Could TWO heroes be released at once?

>>168744759
I looked it up. Circumcision is a thing in other places, albeit mostly in Europe.

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Who's your favorite
>dps
>defense
>tank
>support
>otp/pairing

>>168744643
I'm still surprised at how ridiculosly OP Ana's kit is
>best single-target heal in the game
>best long-range heal in the game
>either best or second best healer damage
>only healing-cancelling effect in the game, extremely useful since roadhog is a must-pick right now
>best healer at close combat due to her grenade
>hardest single-target CC in the game that ends ults on a regular basis
>her ult is actually fairly balanced right now

>>168744876
Greek hero. Honestly there's nothing to suggest he won't be someone just in a short but the role was apparently big enough the guy put it on his roster.

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>>168745121
>Greek hero
Athena?

>people who refuse to use ultimates in tempo based/teamfight winning situations
>gotta hold it for the epic 6 man kill or whatever

fucking S T O P this. Especially if you are a non-dps charcter whose ultimate comes back ultra fast.

>>168744946
Pharah, but I'm starting to like Sombra too
Junkrat
Zarya
Zenyatta
McCree/Pharah, Junkrat/me

>>168745249
Nah the voice actor is a guy.

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>playing Mercy
>enemy team knows I must have ult ready
>no less than 2 people are always out for my blood

>>168744946
>Reaper
>Bastion
>Rein
>Zen
>Zen's balls/Enemy's face

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>>168745325
>Zen's balls
Multipurpose

>get a 4 stack
>they're retards and you lose

SOLO

QUEUE

WHEN

>>168745264
>our zarya tries for ebin mlg graviton to drop people off the platform on nepal
>completely whiffs 3 gravitons

JUST

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>>168744946
>soldier 76

>widowmaker

>Winston also my main but I always get forced into playing rein

>Zenyatta

>Widowmaker x Gerard

>>168744946
>Tracer / Reaper
>Junkrat
>Rein / D.va / Hog
>Lucio
what does this say about me?

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>>168744946
Soldier or Sombra
Mei or Hanzo
Roadhog
Zenyatta
Even if I had one I wouldn't tell you :^)

>>168744946

>dps
Pharah and Sombra

>defense
Junkrat and Mei

>tank
Hog and Zarya

>support
Zen and Ana

>Shadder2k doing placements against Gold/Plats
>61/1
Well, you can definitely carry yourself out of those ranks.

>your main
>heroes you hate facing

go