SC2

jumamji

tinny

can you hear...
my heartbeat....

>>168660224
thank gosh its not faggot shit....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMRxQB35Tbc

>>168660303
i wish he wasnt dead.....

>>168660224
gook

3. somethings got to give

>>168660224
first round of ASL is in like 7 hours you dumb fucking retard

>>168660351
he posted yesterday [-.-]

https://www.reddit.com/user/teacuptoy/submitted/

ITS TIME FOR SOME SC2 ACTION
WE ARE HYPE AS FUCK
MARU OUR LITERAL GUY IS PLAYING
hehe

gook

so peaceful....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDhmH66CoI

i think i might be a schizo :/

>>168660921
:\

>>168660867
i dont like that stupid accent/voice thing she does

purposefully mispronouncing words

it kinda ruins the song

>>168661046
what fricken accent -_-

>>168660921
what the FUCK are you on about
HUH???

>>168661215
wow u dont even listen to the siongs u post

i dont listen to his shitty youtube links thats for sure

>>168661321
ur just n idiot

mr robot over analyzing everything

seulgi

>>168661410
listen to urself lol

>>168661410
she sounds like an actual retard with downs when she sings

>>168661396
+1
listened to one
never gonna listen again (unless he posts vaporwave)

i cant listen to any music with singing
or at least where i can understand the singing, mumbling in the background is ok
foreign languages are ok too

noun: persiflage

light and slightly contemptuous mockery or banter.
huh...TIL

>>168661571
i use that every day moron lmfao

til what bitch

>>168661478
nigger faggot

>>168661642
destiny...

>>168661642
take that back or its gonna be bad for u i promise

ping pong was def the best anime of this decade

>>168661752
im sorry ;-;

>>168661998
we dont watch stupid cartoons we watch actual movies like hacksaw ridge dude

time to school rando's on friday night monop
*cracks knuckles*

i like to give my song playlists grandiose names

one is: the rights of humans in the digital age
a couple others:
the nemesis of authoritative control
when reason fails, the devil helps
a defenseless prisoner of life

>>168662120
i name mine snsd, t-ara, crayon pop

thats all of em

>>168661998
+1

>>168661998
no

>>168662120
lmfao virgin

*poop posts*

>>168660224
>ASL Team Battle 1d 7h
what did op mean by this

>>168662412
he meant that no one reads that shit so he just guessed

im gomna rewatch twin peaks...

>>168662586
audrey...shelly...donna...omo...

twin peaks season 1......

legacy servers...

seulgi

when is season 3 david...

i remember i saw donnas actress in some other movie and she had transformed into a plastic monster

hmmm kind of tipsy but not drunk and im out of beer... do i drive to the store and get more?

drive into a highway barrier going 60 mph hotbigtit you ugly faggy alcoholic numale pos

>>168663416
ye
(means yes(

Giorgio Armani, I’m drippin’ in it
Aston Martin, I’m whippin’ in it

how much alcohol do i have to drink to guarantee that i do NOT wake up tomorrow (or ever)???

>>168663676
u will pass out or start throwin up before u even get close

>>168663676
drink a lot for a few months then quit suddenly

>>168663584
word

wording your own post

why is everyone in here a drunk 32 year old fat man

i dont remember one single archetype of such in the sc2 community when it was alive

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hehe anon i got u a flower :)

>>168664110
we got old man...........

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>>168664050
this is you

im 30 drunk not fat

ugh tattoos

>>168664112
wanna take a spoon and scoop off some of her foundation
bitch is literally wearin a mask... girls are such liars >:|

30 soon drunk and fat

should i read the brothers karamazov again?

>>168663676

there is a very low chance that will succeed

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods
they have the success rate % for each method of suicide

stop forcing yourself you aussie cunt

>>168664441
clicking 'no i am not 18' and now it wont let me on the site :\

so ive got enough beer for tonight but i wont have enough for tomorrow too

i can go now and get some for tomorrow or stay home

has anyone here read crime & punishment?

>>168664441
Most people who die from alcohol poisoning, do so from asphyxiation from choking on their vomit. Your body will naturally expel the alcohol on it's own, even as you black out.
Also just go try to do something with your life, death is a guarantee and it's not going away m8, no reason to rush it.

>>168664963
no but i bought it for my mom for christmas one year
i hope this helps... fighting

http://imgur.com/gallery/RMSzD

mommy..

>>168664990
no ones gonna take advice from a dumb nigger phone poster shut the fuck up

>>168665051
nope

>>168665029
you bought your mom dostoevsky for christmas? is she an avid reader or something?

didnt think women liked to read anything other than whatever flavor of the month garbage that barnes & noble currently has on display

just get a job at a liquor store

>>168665173
yea her and my dad do nuthin but read its fuckin gay they dont even say hi to me just got their face in a book whatever

>>168665128
>He thinks the only people who use punctuation or capitalize letters are phone posters
How can anyone debate global warming when summer has clearly come this early?

SNIS850 :3

>>168665313
well u dont have to be rude...

gyuri time :3

i play a character on stream you idiots

>>168664963
ive been reading it on my kindle but its really long :s

https://www.twitch
.tv/gsl
3k tell your friends to join us

>>168665810
No.

stop posting about me
-hbt

i wanna slap the shit out of these fat drunkards itt

stop wasting your money on 800 packs of beer and give me the money

fitting that much fluid ounces of liquid in a belly isnt even reasonable i dont care if it was water you dont drink 12 CANS of fluid in a single night let alone a box that costed you 20$+

what the fuck are you fucking doing. its so gluttonous

i cant even tell you how extreme this is but these people actually talk like this every single night about doing this over and over again and im sitting here not having drunk a beer in idk 5 years? with no intention of doing so because they suck ass.

>>168665942
lol fucking poorby

not reading all that lol

fuck.. all i have is $20 bills so the arab is going to get pissy with me again

>>168666096
just use your credit card dude

actually i drink vodka not 800 packs of beer

>you will never be drafted to fight in WW1

*buys an 800 pack*
ah yes, the usual

>>168666275
you never know...

i dont even know what ww1 was about
the germans again?
or was it the gooks....

*has 3 money and no kids*

>>168665998
ya im poor but if i wasnt i still wouldnt even THINK about purchasing beer piss drink

how do you even make money if youre here all the time???

how come there was none of these fat lard 30 year old drunkards back when i watched professional starcraft

who are these slime balls come from

who puked you guys out

not reading
also reddit spacing

>>168666176
i dont want to use my card... it takes too long

with cash its a sub 5 second transaction, using my card it takes like 20+ seconds

>>168666597
+1

>>168666597
its tinny spacing TM

>>168666642
tell him to cash you outside

>>168666642
so what u dont gfotta talk
and if u do just call him a dirty paki lol

>reddit spacing
quit bringing other boards memes to our holy land

>>168666741
i get bad anxiety with my hangovers and its kind of residual to going to the store

when im standing there waiting i feel kind of dizzy and just want to get out

>>168666818
yeaa i know what u mean tho

>>168666818
maybe you shouldnt guzzle down 400 cans of beer when you get home and spend all your hard earned money

on liquid wheat and piss concentrate with added rubbing alcohol

tin....

who is this teetotaler bitching out on everyone? i dont even drink but this garfield is being a real nuisance

hate shaving my pubes cuz it reveals just how small my dick really is :\

>>168667128
shaving my dick makes my dick look 1 inch longer idk what youre smoking

>>168667004
wassup

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sOs got fat...

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whoa...

>>168667190
well the pubes kinda shroud it and it leaves a bit to the imagination... but when the pubes are gone u can just fuckin see how tiny it is!

>>168667212
that isn't fat wtf

shakira

aviDoge

wgirls...

gsl is on

heh didnt even notice

whats the point of watching a dead game tho

oops i ate a bunch of snacks and didnt leave my computer chair again

>>168667860
same haha

>>168667860
wow thats a great me impression youre doing

>>168667851
whats the point of living a dead life tho

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omo

>>168667990
beautiful

>>168667357
thats for comparison next time on video

>>168667851
heh no one will notice when you leave either

wow what an awful webm
delete it

woops i farted in my pants again

its his best webm
the only good webm he's ever posted

leave it

andy milonakis is smokin weed on stream lol

xD is he 14 or 40 :)

https://www.twitch
.tv/evanescence_fanr

>>168667990
i wanna impregnate her...

>>168668356
was already watchin but thx

what book should i read

>>168668235
i always thought he had some rare disease and he would die any minute

but hes still alive and kicking in 2017 all these years later

>>168668473
he have growth hormone deficiency it not deadly

>>168668459
anything by dostoevsky is good
overcoat by nikolai gogol is also very good
fathers & sons by ivan turgenev is a nice short read

i personally recommend the secret agent by joseph conrad.

>tfw too smart to win games

the only winning move is not to play...

sos matchfixing now

>>168668816
hes winning and its not even close

how else can i win at sonic cd if i dont play sonic cd?

>>168668901
he is doing his best to lose tho

>>168668653
okay fathers and sons it is

wish i had a pretty girlfriend like audrey hepburn

so as i was leaving to go to the store im pretty sure i heard my neighbors dog bark once like they forgot it was outside

they turned off their porch light too by the time i was back...

so that means in about an hour theyre going to get their first wakeup of the night

>>168669296
+1

wow both of these guys are shit

>>168669296
fuck yeah dude

you faggots probably like amelie

hot nurses...

how many times has tasteless declared the winner so far this match -.-

yeah it wasnt too bad
girl was cute

based keen

a true scv

how many couples are having an orgasm right now?

PUDONG

starshits kill yet another thread

>>168670117
+1

>>168670117
+1

ummm...maru is playing guys

8k hype!!!

who

#FLATEARTH

https://streamable.com/eoknj

BASED KYRIE AINT BACKIN DOWN

https://youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo

>>168670452
you're like half a year late

maru the cat?
damn, that cat can do anything

professional athlete reveals a shocking level of ignorance about elementary level science

>>168670621
gods

>>168670639
https://streamable.com/76q4y

what about the existence of dinosaurs huh

btich

>>168670742
blame the states still teach creationism

>>168670639
professional politician reveals shocking level of ignorance about elementary level science

>>168670742
i think for his sake that it's a good thing he can dribble a ball really well because there's no way he was getting to college any other way

>>168671090
he went to duke university tho??

lol roundies are retarded

fuckin roundies

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hapas..

>>168671261
delete this

>>168671417
damn pigs got hops o_o

yay go maru!

>>168671148
im sure he got in on his academic qualifications too

>>168671617
post your school lmao

i went to notre dame dont fucking question my faith or my school again

>>168671718
holy shit joe montana is here...

roundie retard

>>168671767
go deep, kid

we all attended prestigious private universities here

*tosses the ol montana bomb* yet another perfect spiral

doing kegels atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFP9rCnXR54

lol....

based

penny > tim

RUNNIN IN THE 90S

>>168671561
perfect~

>>168671561
gook

gook

>>168672587
dodged a bullet there

>>168672587
tsk tsk

why are they casting from the crows nest

>>168672587
still gonna get a hangover lil bitch

http://i.imgur.com/13UbJiv.gif

every crazed gunman has a manifesto

>>168672681
too many maru fans

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im your nurse today oppa

>>168673023
im gonna die

looks like a jungle g

PreeM @909Primo 27 Dec 2016
being broke is a test
staying broke is an option

#preach bruh...

dude just stop being poor lmao

Good Vibes @niftyvibe Feb 6
Roll up your stress and burn the rest.

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hecka based

babygirl @septicaIs Feb 1
imagine giving a fuck bout what a dumb hoe has to say.................... can't relate

true true

so what do we think of future's new album?

literally chess

>>168673707
awful, just awful

i love r&b singers

>flat earth becoming mainstream
maybe ill switch to hollow earth now fucking normies ruining everything

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I didn't do my washing up today.

I'm not doing anything else today, either.

damn that is a full ass studio

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>>168674062
whoops

>>168674135
did that guy bring his mom to a starcraft tournament?

>>168674234
damn thats mean dude :\

:/

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artosis made it

>>168674374
how is that mean? im asking an honest question because it really looks like that dude brought his mom to a starcraft tournamnet

>>168674498
yeah whatever post your picture man

I haven't played starcraft since late wol is it too late to get into it again? I've watched gsl periodically over that time.

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>>168674564
im fabulous

>>168674580
its never too late!

>>168674580
it's 1am so yeah pretty late, wait until tomorrow when youve had a good nights rest!

lads
>get an ice cube tray
>fill it up with lemonade
>put a small chili in each cube
>wrap it in a single layer of cling film
>stick tooth picks in it
>freeze it
>remove cling film
>enjoy
really nice on a hot day

id rather kill myself than do that

>>168674726
+1

>able to completely shut down any and all harass with a single unit
xd terran is balanced xd

beats break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVo4V8Ny7Uw

yea we use our icepacks here to lay in bed with

5 icepacks on our body is the quintessential to the showbath

hot s*x with gyuri...

when I read youtube or reddit comments I have to wonder how people can think so differently from me and how they can be so fucking gay

bane?

>>168676072
word.

a lot of people like to talk about the values of 'open-mindedness' and 'tolerance' but some people are just too fucking gay to abide

>>168676332
shut up mate

>>168676072
Other people shouldn't be allowed to have opinions to be honest.

>>168676387
no

im a member of that church

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>huk

the rights of humans in the digital age...

matchfixed

xd i play protoss i make adept xd

>>168676773
calm down woopr

man sc2 sucks

>>168673442
official model

first wake up of the night for me

could hear them yelling STOP STOP at their dog as i walking back inside

>>168677072
based

>>168677072
hehe

>>168676980
a model for what the mother of my children will look like

based jinair
best team in all of esports

hmm... yes... youve given me a lot to think about *cracks another beer*

where'd all the jorgs go

>>168677938
is terran op when the only one who doesn't seem to belong there is ryung? and ryung beat byun who is also one of the best and terran

>>168678145
yes, very

goodnight

why didn't that guy wake up his neighbors yet?

>>168679807
he already did once you dumb idiot. weren't you paying attention?

based blindbro

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i want to impregnate this girl :3

someone is sleeping on my couch and i cant tell whom it is

>>168678145
ryung is a god boxer knew

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what the fuck did they do to marus hair

needs to go black again asap

not everyone is living in the same now

whos gonna cast the asl team league

dang 'zii...

>>168683687
;3

finally finished 'the anatomy of fascism', pretty much done with 'freedom from fear: the american people in the great depression & ww2' (though i've already already read it before).

can start to work on some of the fiction ive got backed up

ok i decided to ignore stats and focus on lower bracket
theres a good chance it will be only zvz for me

https://www.twitch
.tv/teamliquidnet

>>168685775
https://www.twitch
.tv/gsl

im watching portlandia

sorry dont care

just thought i'd keep you dudes abreast of whats going on in my world

>>168685745
good luck snute~!

im not a dude

dudes is a gender neutral term fella

why would snute care about stats
hes like on the other side of the bracket

its not snute its a cute polish boy

whatever sickzii is still cuter

rain is a god

well yeah but sickzii is the cutest

i dont wanna get hit with a baseball bat?

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so i played this guy who tried to get his knight out of trouble by attacking my queen with his bishop. after blocking with a pawn that also attacks his bishop he had 2 pieces under attack and then he just left.
questionable decision that bishop move. :/

anyway i wanted to see how he'd do against his next opponent and spectated his game. that game he lost his queen in 5 moves and resigned. he must've been on some mega tilt.

>>168688087
q9 to e7

chess is a solved game. no point in playing it. it's a relic

solve THIS
*grabs crotch*

>>168688259
*solves it*

>>168688171
chess is not a solved game

guys guys theyre gonna play 2v2 o_o

>>168688393
it essentially is

im not a guy

>>168688653
how did you lose your dickie o_O

>>168688735
i never had a dickie :3

>>168688782
poor thing...

yay game 5

oh boy flash vs effort oh boy

*lobster magnets*
heh, easy kid

wow bw is fucking trash
literally >make marine

calm down effort

good monopring

good monolids

http://lawnewz.com/uncategorized/hospital-ceo-wins-major-court-ruling-after-accusing-cnn-of-false-reporting/

good monastery

soyu's big butt

>>168693776
fuck cnn
not even fake news anymore
very fake news

wouldn't it be funny if the first female president was actually a man

lol

i cant believe we had a nigger president...

i havent fapped in like 2 days
just not really feelin it

>>168694598
nice full balls...

>>168694663
yea its gonna be real messy when i finally do it >_<

Why did the president of the USA just tweeted this?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832945737625387008

cuz hes demented

list of things i like

scv
drugs

that's about it

what about your mom

https://youtu.be/KrwfDNZQ32M
damn

i hate her.

she's one of the main reasons that my life is garbage.

if she was dead i could kill myself and not feel guilty.

:/

any major esport events this weekend?

Wait until you find someone who adds value to your life

add value to this
*grabs butt*

anyone else have a busy saturday?

>gets in quincunx formation

i should be busy but im doing fuck all :)

same :)

trump is right tho

found the moron

memes aside

is the united states fucked?

just when i thought things were going to get better im back to drinking a case of beer every night and blasting nine inch nails with teeth album until i pass out listening to every day is exactly the same

i dont even get hangovers anymore i just drink all the time and shitpost with you fucking cunts

the us will be more than fine

https://youtu.be/H7J_uaQSU44?t=01m10s
the plot thickens...

>>168697161
mike?

>>168697547
its clearly lochlann you idiot -___-

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1487428243229.webm omo

in jesus name amen

>>168697693
fucking kkk cracker ass looking niga

trump is challenging the deep state

OROVILLE DAM SPILLWAY IMMINENT FAILURE

>>168697827
uh oh!

people are corrupt and god floods the earth...

just woke up.. sipping my v8....

dont mean to interrupt but

i wanna take a stinker out on a nice date. one that makes her smile. to a fancy park or something. look a the birds, i dunno. yeah...

>>168697936
v8andvape

>>168697973
very uninspired post try harder

>>168696778
>does the maniple swap

imagine being part of sickziis harem...

>>168698068
i want to be his slave...

who's the hottest stinker?

good night

>>168698006
just posting my thoughts and treating this place like a blog

my dad is complaining about having to pay $4/month for a modem again...

on twitch?

>>168698296
tell him a vague lie. something like:
"you need a modem for your phone dad, all cellphones need to have an internet connection to work"

*wakes up shaking, sweating, with a heart rate of 190*

ah... i love drinking...

T-2 minutes to launch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bG37hzwqk

lol
hold hold hold

should i cure mia or zoe....

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what should i download

finished my v8 so i got my sodium, potassium, and sugars in. now i just need to keep sipping water to regain my hydration levels

combined with my vitamins i took and magnesium from yesterday i should be recovered very soon...

finished my sex so i got my jizz in. i just need to keep rubbing some clit to keep your mom happy.

>>168699471
wikipedia

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woah...

>>168701198
ur dad is funny

>>168698627
dying inside break:
https://youtu.be/IcrEJ01zv7U

135cm...

the size of a child...

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ayul...

>>168702017
imagine getting her pregnant... her swollen belly...

>>168702181
imagine punching her in her pregnant belly...

>>168702219
i'd rather punch her in her cunt tbqh

>>168702305
youre not a real man

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*leans back*

>>168702429
lol what a face

ur posting ugly gooks fyi

wasnt there suppose to be a gsl tonight?

it was like 10 hours ago

>>168702429
*unzips*

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>>168702961

>tfw no korean racing queen gf

>>168702996
>>168702429
those black soulless eyes...
if you don't have clear eyes you honestly arent human...