/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

SCRIPTED GAMES

Here comes the choke. It was good knowing you NiP.

first for qt trap video

Explain the drama, I was taking a shit what happened??

>>168649329
>internet dies
>game crashes for everyone

>friberg was in 1v3 but they rule round has to be replayed
>c9 still win the replay round so no one cared

>>168649505
what game are you watching?

>>168649505

C9 lost that replay round

>>168649505
>>c9 still win the replay round so no one cared

um?????????

>>168649505
They lost idiot.

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>>168649505

GG

Playoffs for /ourguys/

FINALLY

lmao

lmao cuck9

RIP NA

>NA CS

lmao

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>Cloud9

>>168649010
RIP cuck9

>>168649935
>ourguys
>>/reddit/

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Are NiP the faggotest team in CS?

c9 fangays S E E T H I N G

>they start playing the victory music 1 milisecond before forest kills the last guy

100% scripted

>no NA in playoffs again

Oops.

>>168649995
>Cuck9

that nothing handshake, what a cunt

>xizt
>"we're happy"
>:|

xizt is a fucking manlet LMAO

>Cucked9 again
lmao

fucking dreamhack just took the trap vid away from me

>>168650194
don't bully

>>168650194
taller than clown9, those guys are shorter than smix

>>168650231
same, now I have to jack off to something else

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esports are reddit if it doesn't matter which team you support all of them are reddit

>>168650231
A trap walked by in the background during the interview like twice.

>>168650336
neck yourself shitter,1.6bros are the anti reddit. sourcekiddies are reddit

faze will take this, right?

>tourney in NA
>no NA teams
LUL

>>168650392
this

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who /NAskines/ here

https://twitter.com/n0thing/status/832759402436255744

>weedman

>stupid2gay cheats
>still bottomfrags and gets eliminated early

Laughing out loud.

>>168650038
nip are literally our guys.

t. reddo

>>168650392
1.6 bros like get_reddit right?

Did fnatic get knocked out?

>>168650662
What site?

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>stealing dotards production

>>168650715
what a loser

welp, ragebet on navi

>leddit crying over the replay
hahhahaha

I love how irrelevant Thorin has become with spunj and Ynk on desk. He has pretty much nothing of value to add and stays quiet a lot more.

ynk is a fucking treasure

>>168650715
>stewie2k: I'm bad

>>168650970
With those odds, why? Just put some garbage on faze and enjoy the match.

>>168650859
hello /r/eddit

>>168651026
because navi will win, are you dumb

>>168651009
>spunj
>anything of value to say

Rolling on the floor laughing.

>>168651187
still more interesting than you duncan

>>168651090
Last 2 times they played each other with the same lineups FaZe won. Of course they are favored, but it would be dumb to bet with those odds.

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WHO YOU BACKIN'?

>>168651265
You're using data that's half a year old lad

>>168651009
given that dota was the game I followed before it became utter trash I'm just happy none of the CSGO personalities have crippling speech impediments, there's no retarded asians running around who can barely string together a non-mushy sentence

like luminous

everyone in CSGO is so well-spoken and chill compared to that shitfest

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#FazeUp

>>168651432
You can thank the 1.6 scene for being so chill

You can tell the sourceautists who came along like Richard Lewis

>>168650662
Is that lounge?

>>168651612
wonder how SHOXIE ;) feels about semenler cheating on him?

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>>168651612

>>168651432
i always thought it was weird how dota commentators are literally 3k mmr shitters

>>168652248
Faze are winning this Bo3

>>168652095
I think it's pretty popular to hate whichever brand of dota-clone you don't play but I don't think anyone hates a game as much as a former dota player hates dota

and man do I hate dota

CS is great

>>168652343
>>168652248
lmao no

>statistically worse than navi
>statistically less recent hours than navi
>stand in

wew

>>168652063
>forever /ourguy/

>>168652580
Have you paid any attention to the state of Na'Vi recently? Did you listen to Guardian's interview yesterday? Are you a retard?

>>168652859
im going to btfo you so hard after this game

>>168652859
>an interview > statistics

thanks for the $10 mate

>>168652924
Screencap these posts

>>168652924
You're gonna look fucking stupid in a bit, mate.

>>168652967
I bet more than $10, mate. Lots more.

Why is Sadokist such an asshole? Serious question.

>>168653181
Thanks for the skines

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Just saying I'll take these odds for FaZe winning 1 map at least. NaVi can tilt any moment.

>>168653181
oh my god youre going to get it so fucking hard oh wow.

i would just delete those posts right now if i were you. you can still back out.

>>168653181
>I bet more than $10, mate. Lots more

>>168653325
>$13

lmfao

>>168652373
yeah, i don''t feel aggrieved for wasting thousands of hours in shit like wow, but 1500 hours in dota 2 is a stain in my mind i can't remove. i stopped playing altogether after how awful ti4 was.

>stream bitrate even lower after the crash

I thought the USA was a first world country, but guess not.

>>168653791
America generally has pretty bad internet.

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>>168653446
HAHAHAH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE SOME HIGHBALLER AND THEN POST YOUR 13$ BET?

>>168653668
There's something really comfy about CS, it's a deep game but it can be enjoyed even on a superficial level, whereas dota and its ilk are just clusterfucks of complex item builds and spells going off and counterintuitive mechanics

and cancerous """personalities""" involved at every stage of the game

>>168653825
Typical for third world subhumans.

>>168654135
We're superior but whatever.

>>168654258
Dial-up is not superior to anything.

WHY THE FUCK ISNT THIS SPECTATOR ON GUARDIAN FUCKING MORON

FAZE PLEASE TAKE MY ENERGY

If the devil had a human form, he woukd look like flamie.

Don't worry, boys. FaZe will take Nuke & Train. I never had them taking Mirage over Na'Vi either way.

>>168655976
I hope so anon. But Mirage is one their strongest map though considering they rekt the favelas on it.

>player ends up in a clutch situation
>commentator immediately says he's best fit for the job

Every single time they say this shit.

>Bet on VP over Gambit
>Lose 12 bucks
>Bet on Fnatic over VP
>Lose 20 bucks

>Bet on NiP over Cloud9 BO1
>Lose 15 bucks
>Bet on Cloud9 over NiP BO3
>Lose 12 bucks


i want to fucking die

>>168656162
take your upboat, gentlesir

>>168656305
hello reddo

NaVi are kind of shit at Nuke right?

Thinking of taking a 3:1 on Faze map 2 ML.

wtf was faze doing jfc

>>168656249
watch pro cs more

>>168656249
stop making terrible bets

>>168656646
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=188&teamid=4608&mapid=34

If Faze wins I'm posting the trap vid

>>168650662
What site fag

i'm changing my ID what is a cool name? My original name was faggot. Anything normie friendly?

>>168656646
It's their 2nd worst map.

>>168657201
girl

>>168657201
Super male vitality user

>>168656249
>Betting on BO1s with strong upset potential
>Betting on inferior teams in BO3

What's your disability anyway

>>168657320
this is good

who are these casters? they're horrendous.

>>168658165
Morrissey and herpes canadian

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Just got LEM after 500 hours.

I feel like I've hit a wall. My aim is worse than a dmg player's. I can't push into sides, I know 3 smokes and one flash and I can't hold sides.

How to practise to get to supreme?

>>168658328
Its hackers so just blame hackers desu senpai

>>168658294
I've never heard worst casters before, even memeler is better

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>>168658408
I always blame other people for hacking. Even those in my own team.

But that doesn't help me with my problem desu.

>>168658519
Well everyone is probably hacking so it doesn't matter. Just practice you faggot

>rain takes the decision that doesn't make any sense going for a long wrap instead of a free plant
>flamie perfectly predicts it and sits waiting for him
>people say cheating doesn't happen in CSGO

rofl

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>>168658564
>how do i practice
>just practice

Thanks I guess.

>>168658629
sick gamesense

>>168658328
>Just got LEM after 500 hours.

fucking how

alright muted

>>168658629
>be russian
>have no common sense
>people try to outwit you
>they play into your hands because it's what you would do since you're a retarded slav

>>168651009
yeah honestly i love his youtube content and his podcasts but if I had to choose between ynk and thorin on a desk i'd pick ynk. If he doesnt get the time to go full autism on a team's maps, he's just a bad pun generator
moses should be a color commentator, he's not that great of an analyst.

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>>168658825
Lucky win streaks. I'm not better than dmg. I want to improve, though. I had a 3 months break after I hit dmg and needed 150 hours to get back into the game.

I started to do a 10 minute warmup on this one workshop aim map after mg2.
Headsized targets. 50 on on each stage with the ak/m4 so 400 in total.

I lowered my edpi to 1400 back in gold 3.

I played shooters before. Cod and Bf namely. Some free two play shootes, too. Maybe 600 hours in total.

>>168659402
you're not solo queuing are you

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>>168659502
I am. My friends tried me to lure me into cs go.
They were sivler 3 then and they are silver 3 now. I've learned the callouts from them.

After 1 month we couldn't queue together anymore, so I play alone. There are so many russians I'm getting aggressive if I hear one irl.

But please dw. I played 1500 hours LoL and I was silver 3 in the end. And I read in one of the last threads that someone went global in 250 hours.

guardian is pretty shit desu

>>168653325
can someone explain this handicap shit to me

FaZe up!

>>168660097
google can

>>168659914
1v1 me scrub

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>>168660263
Sure.

T. H. Inman on europe.

I need to go to sleep now, though, it's 4 am.

>they kicked zeus

>>168660384
nice dodge

>>168660097
you're betting on the margin of victory.

so if it's a BO3 series a -1.5 means you think that team will win it 2-0. On the contrary a +1.5 means you think the underdog will take at least one map.

So take Faze/Navi. If you bet Navi -1.5 it means you bet Navi to win 2-0, whereas if you bet Faze +1.5 t means you bet on Faze to win 2-1 or lose 1-2.

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>>168660481
Sorry man, we can play tomorrow.

>>168660685
just admit you suck and I'm better

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>>168660754
>admit that I suck 2 times
>still wants to hear it

no u

>>168661012
This might be the gayest picture on the gog today

>>168661012
fuck off i have over 2000 hours in this game you scrub i'm literally 4 times better than you

>Plebs bet on Sla'Vi
>They doubted rain

Cheeky bet paid off nice.

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Time to relax and watch map 3 now :)

>>168661961
word, got myself 15 from Faze on Nuke

Put another 2 on Faze ML map 3 for a 10 payout.

shoutout to reddit for the great odds betting against simple

will navi try to get zeus back?

>>168662936
i don't think zeus would take that offer

@168662537
don't spend it all at once lmao

>>168662683
Good luck. I think FaZe will win because NaVi tilt but I'm not betting again tonight. Went from -100$ to +10$ now it's time to relax :)

nerf deagle

would you fap to video of hobbit crossdressing?

Friendly reminder reddit meme'd a top 3 team into kicking their IGL for s1mple

>>168663180
I'm on opposite tilt. When dreamhack started I was +80

As of the 15 win from Faze I'm not at like 29 which puts me at -50 over the past few days.

as much as I like allu, he's legit dragging down the team

wtf give cloud9 another chance or im uninstalling

>>168663616
fuck off reddit

>>168663616
make a petition on leddit

>>168663331
yes

>>168663079
I bought a 1000€ PC + 144 Hz monitor thanks to CSGO betting. I'm on ~ 600€ items atm and just betting small for fun these days.

>>168663435
I was +200 after the major but lost it all thanks to a stupid G2 bet. Betting isn't as predictable as it used to be imo.

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http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

Post your reaction times

I had a bunch at 139 and 149, the average got dragged up when I did a 190 one

>>168663814
I'm up 3k from csgo betting, I'm up 500 from this tournament alone. and if navi win last map I get an extra 100

not hard m8

>>168663945
>if navi win

ho ho ho

>>168663945
Idk I stopped after lounge went down a couple of months ago and I'm not feeling it as I did before.

Also rip your skines.

I was betting with $1000 at one point. Now I'm betting with ~$10. Remember to cash out once in a while or you'll end up like me, kids.

So faze have won right

did s1mple ruin his career by joining these washed up grandpas?

>>168664347
I've already doubled my initial $1k and cashed it out, so now I can bet freely without emotion or fear

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>>168651090
>>168652580
>>168652924
>>168652967
>>168653275
>>168653350

Zeus was the problem desu.
Adding simple was always a shit decisions, what were they thinking

>>168663874
I have shitty internet though, so basically I see and react to dudes that have already seen me for 400ms.

>>168664638
Yep. Simple and flamie should go replace dosia and mou in Gambit

>>168664669
He brought NA closer to a major than they had ever been though.

>>168664669
>simple topfragging every map is the problem
>guardian whiffing all the time and seized's fail strats are fine

>>168663874
wow, no wonder why you got to lem at 500 hours despite having shit gamesense/mouseplacement/movement/everything

>>168664638
>s1mple
>career

>tier 3 slav teams
>NA team
>washed up granpas
What career

loving this "audio plays .5 seconds before it happens on screen" meme

>>168664842
He did hard carry an NA team to a major final

we need to give our energy to FaZe
#FaZeUP

>>168664906
2016 had some of the least competitive majors in CSGO history.

>>168664669
The problem wasn't adding Simple. He's been the only one consistently performing well in all of these na'vi matches.
The problem if anything was getting rid of Zeus, when they should have got rid of Guardian.

>>168664906
he was pandered to in liquid but now he's given shit roles

>>168664889
Because the production desk are retarded and send their audio out when they see it, not knowing they see the game before the spectator signal is sent out

basically a bunch of amateurs running an event

>>168664981
also a shitload of kills happening off screen while we stare at a post death ragdoll

>>168664973
>He's been the only one consistently performing well in all of these na'vi matches
He's a good aimer, sure. Na'vi was always a slow methodical team though.
You can't add an extra aimer, drop IGL and not expect entire team performance to drop when team structure changes so much.

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karrigan is a legit top 3 IGL in CSGO. He will easily lead FaZe to a semi final choke in the next major after NiKo joins and they look like the best team of all time.

>>168665176
That's what he said.

>>168663874
http://www.humanbenchmark.com/dashboard

Do number memory and report back your first try, I got to level 13

I don't fucking get it
Am I retarded?
Are my rates not right?
Am I just eating shit?
Why whenever I go into a DM EVERY single person can hit every single shot of their spray
They never whiff
Every 1v1
I hit 3 for 89
They hit 4 for >100
Every time
Did Valve DM servers just get filled with pros?
And why is it every tard in casual can hit the quickscope AWP?
I tried it on bots and missed point blanks
Is everyone just good at the game suddenly?

>>168665240
i love this cute piggy.

I want him on the same team as JW, dosia and hiko

>>168665176
you just repeated his post back to him

>>168665176
Im agreeing with you on that. Getting rid of Zeus was the main issue.
All i'm saying is that adding simple wasn't necessarily a bad move, they just got rid of the wrong person when they added him.

>guardian whiffing 10 times
>hits the 11th
>"wow this guy is a top awp"

>>168665294
Every time I play DM I get 40-20 score at least and I'm only LE.
You are just shit.

>>168665546
skadoodle is top awp

>>168665606
lol

>>168665595
I don't know what's worse, you dm'ing in valve servers or thinking 40-20 in valve DM is good

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>>168665546
He's using a noob gun, what do you expect from him

1. FalleN
2. kennyS
3. allu
4. JW
5. devve
6. Hen1
7. oskar
8. chrisJ
9. GuardiaN
10. Skadoodle

>>168664831
Actshully I got to LEM in 300 hours and 130 games, but yeah. My crosshair placement is pretty garbage when I review my games.

>>168665797
I said I'm only LE.

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>>168664227
>>168664301
>>168664663
>>168664660
>gookposting faggots btfo

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>>168666172

>>168666164
I'm saying those scores aren't consistent with your rank. Those are like nova master scores

Has there every been an example of """Bogdan's Law""" that actually happens in the same situation that it happened with Steel (T's taking site)?

>allu in charge of hitting a single awp shot in his fucking life

>>168666360
I'm not a literal redditor so I do not watch Steel, explain this

>>168666317
Your mother is a nova master score.

>>168665276
got to level 9, forgot the third last digit

>>168666360
the problem is that both are viable options, in that scenario and steel didn't want to give the awp to bogdan because of his hate for him. If this was some other respected pro asking for awp he would've done it 100%. but of course his reddit fangays non-ironically defend him and say steel's play is 100% the only way to go in that case.

and then there are those who non-ironically say "bogdan isn't simple" as if they weren't playing in some non-rank s pug. bogdan might as well have been simple against random esea shitters, he was like 30-10 in that game

LMAO RAIN

>>168666360
yeah, g2 vs someone i can't remember

steel was wrong but he was too stubborn to admit it because he hates bogdan.

RAIN RAIN RAIN

>guardian
>enemy completely defenseless in front of him as rain runs out of ammo
>doesn't land a single shot
>rain is able to pick up a gun, go through the animation and kill guardian

holy fuck uninstall

>>168666508
>Redditors
>Steel
Steel is too "Toxic" for those fags, besides, Steel is /ourguy/

>>168666802
fuck off Steel

gear'd flamie tho

>>168666802
>BWAAAH STOP BULLYING STEEL

kill yourself

inb4 steel makes a twitlonger about how /csgo/

>simple embarrassed to be near smix's sexual power

>>168666802
>steel
>our guy

kys

>>168666816
>Implying.
I mean, I'd throw for skins too but I wouldn't get caught.

>>168666802
>washed up expro twitchwhore
>our guy
You have to be actually good to be /ourguy/

>>168666774
GuardiaN makes $20k each month playing a video game while you make $0 each month shitposting on /vg/.

Kill yourself.

>>168666802
>jewish dramaqueen
>/ourguy/

Speak for yourself.

DaZeD is our guy, how new are you guys?

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>>168666802
There is only one our guy

>>168666871
>>168666923
>>168666940
>"Hi, just want to let you know that I bet on iBuypower and I'm STILL MAD"
I bet 80$ on LDLC vs Fnatic Overpass game, you have no idea how salty I am still.

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>>168667032

odds of NaVi vs Gambit?

Has there ever been any leaked audio of dazed and steel raging at each other back on ibp?

>>168667083
no na player is our guy retard

>>168667083
No, he's a nobody. At least Dazed can attend events and articulate himself in a non-autistic manner. Steel is just hanging on for dear life hoping he can continue to squeeze a living out of this game because he has nothing else in his life

>>168667032
not surprised
he's relatable to you guys since all of you are fatasses

>>168667104
70-30

>>168667226
>4chan
>fatasses
Most of us are skinnyfats

>>168667083
>>168667083
who cares if they threw, dazed is our guy but steel is not.

>>168665294
>Find out about the new rates
>Go into DM
>Sprays are registering
Why does Valve fuck with this shit so much?
I haven't played this game in months and i have to unearth some retarded shit to get my game back.

>>168667213
steel isnt even a good streamer meanwhile dazed:
is attractive
is funny
didn't try to run away to overwatch
still invovled in csgo pro scene
doesn't cry about everything and be butthurt on twitter all day
would help you out if you were down on your luck
probably gay
tries to improve himself as a player AND a person

>>168667303
a lot of newfags here now, cant argue with these fags

>all the casters underrating FaZe
Wtf, they looked pretty fucking good when aizy was with them.

>>168667440
>looked pretty fucking good
So what did they win? In the last year and half?

Is custom weapons on community servers a thing in CSGO? As in adding weapons to the buy menu to fill the empty spaces, rather than DM source prompt menu stuff.

>1. Do you believe there is still pro players cheating in any Tier 1 pro teams?

Definitely yes. If you look closely in certain moments of some professional players' demos you can tell weird things happen.
I'll give you an example: You have pointed out yourself that stewie2k does these weird crosshair-flicks which looks like he's got some mouse issues and there are suggestions that he does it because of an aimbot that can't detect walls; the aimbot starts moving the crosshair a bit and stewie2k steers it himself again, making it odd-looking yet somewhat hidden.
That's a weird thing, right?

http://pastebin.com/CFFQwE7B

>Gambit and VP in the same group
>On the same side of the draw

ummmmm GoTurds?

What's the hot new betting site now that csgl is ded?

>>168667913
Well, what would you say about this one?
GOTV-Demo from cloud9 vs renegades on dust2 at Dreamhack ZOWIE Open Winter 2016 ( http://demos.hltv.org//demo/demofiles/demosection/DreamHackZOWIEOpenWinter2016-cloud9-vs-renegades-dust2.rar ) at the tick 258500 or Round 19.
It was visible in your video about stewie2k ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo0c0GZlMtY&t=3m08s ) for quick reference.
That is the scene I've found the oddest of all - yet nobody caught up on that for some reason.
Stewie2k wants to turn around, crosses an opponent that was behind the right B door, slightly aims up, shoots once, pauses shooting while turning to CT spawn and then starts shooting again at the other opponent in CT.
It was a single shot done from stewie2k towards the exact center of the opponents' head that was behind B door.
It was not a spray done by him since he stops shooting while turning around - you can hear it in the shooting rhythm when you replay it at full speed.
In short: This strongly suggests that stewie2k was using either an aimbot (I'm suggesting this because during the start of stewie2k's turn-around he aims at roughly the lower part of the B-Opponent's chest, but at the exact tick he started shooting he was on the Opponent's head) with an either flawed or non-existent wall-detection (doors actually work a bit differently than walls, but that's another story for another time I guess) or a triggerbot with, again, either flawed or non-existent wall-detection.
There were certain other players in the past that have shown similar behavior, can't find the youtube videos rightnow. It was someone from SK Gaming (or Luminosity from the past) that did some weird stuff but people have only pointed out (in my opinion) irrelevant things; something else happened there aswell which was clearly showing a triggerbotted reaction, close to how it was in stewie2k's case. If I find it I'll link it to you.

>>168667913
yes we all watched the video

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wtf this is the next coldzera

>>168668985
probably a relative. It's not his gf or mom

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Seriously, why is nobody exposing the blatant hacking going on in professional CS:GO?

Stewie's crosshair perfectly follows the xray and indicates a nearby opponent.

I just don't understand how nobody does anything about it.

>>168669945
Get_Right had to have been doing that shit on purpose holy shit.

>>168671234
it's called jump spotting you nerd

>>168669945
this has to be a set up

>>168669945
vast majority of fans/players are in deep deep denial. just go on reddit for like 5min you'll see what I mean

Good bets today;

NaVi ML @ SK - Both teams struggling, edge to SK but third world bettors will drive the odds in SKs favor to unreasonable levels. I'm taking Navi ML at anything above 1.5

Astralis -1.5 vs, NiP - Simply put there's no map NiP is better on than Astralis. Should get good odds because Reddit refuses to accept their boys are washed up and even if NiP goes for a meme pick (see; Inferno, Nuke, etc.) I don't see them taking a map


Potentially Okay Bets;

Mouz +1.5 @ VP - Niko's swan song is looking good. Don't see them taking this one, but if you can get decent odds on it (I'd say 1.2<) then it may be worth taking a gamble that Niko shows up one more time for his old squad


I wouldn't touch Gambit/North because I like not losing money on coinflip shitshows.

>>168669945
has this been sent to dan m yet

>>168672879
his twitter is @danmcanada

>steel won't give dapr the awp at the beginning of the round, asking for his accomplishments

AHAHAHAH

Is dan m /ourguy/

>>168669945
DA GEAH BOIZ

>>168669945
post on reddit. I wanna see how they defend this

>>168673057
#BOGDANWASRIGHT

why do so many pros use smokes that take a long time to position, hard to find because it's based on some arbitrary tiny dot amongst many in the texture, based on timing (walking/running), have high margin of error, and sometimes require you to walk to a spot that's too far away when objectively superior smokes suffice?

it's like they come across the first smoke they find and say "hmm let's just go with that"

>>168676174
pros don't practice to barely get it right. They practice to barely get it wrong.

>>168676385
Yet they get it wrong all the time. Your quote only applies to classical pianists who train about a magnitude more than pro cs go players.

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`>>168677330
Aside from glaive astralis is cute af, it's no surprise they are the best in the world even without cheating

Who started this 400dpi meme?

>>168677330

Fucking Danes kill yourselves, I'd rather see SK win this event than these faggots

>>168678370
I'm feeling VP might win this one since they are in a strong ballsy form.

page 10

>>168669945
what the fuck

Dazed and Steel bullied out poor grinding autist from rank S. They can't be our guys.

>>168677991
BUT GLAIVE CHEATS ANON

https://twitter.com/semphisss/status/832858080576548865
Is Semphis a genius? how come no one talks about how intelligent he is?

>>168669945
what are sounds, Alex

>>168669945
Is this post and the replies irony I'm really confused

Gambit North
Mouse VP
Astralis NiP
SK Navi

>>168684338
Are you going to post your picks or something

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feelio

How do I get better? Brought new PC, played game earlier for 190 hours on my old PC but with every update FPS were going down.

My aim suck, I have no idea how to move and I'm really fucking tired of being constantly rekt.

>>168684663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7GwTWw0tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsSsxWlTEPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd5PCej5A8o

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>have a few good skins
>literally every game is someone bugging you to give them skins

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>tfw the nip wins the dreamhack masters las vegas

can you fucking russians stop botting lobbies like cunts?

>Been working out while watching anime
>this has made me better and more consistent at CS
hmmm

>>168672359
There is no way on this earth that Navi is winning against SK in a Bo3, they lost to mous and barely beat Faze

>>168685389
Dog bless, I watch that later but thanks.

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>Carry ass off fourth time in a row
>No skill group up

;_;

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>>168691614
just be urself and it will happen eventually

Ηοw does valve fix csgo cheating?

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>worldedit will never drown you with his cum blasting directly down your throat as you suck him
why

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https://clips.twitch dot tv/m0e_tv/ComfortableLarkBCouch
https://clips.twitch dot tv/m0e_tv/ExcitedSeahorseFreakinStinkin

>AU CS

LMAO

>>168687439
what do you mean?

>>168693075
Will people learn how to post links from twitch already.. Fuck

https://clips.twitch
.tv/m0e_tv/ComfortableLarkBCouch
https://clips.twitch
.tv/m0e_tv/ExcitedSeahorseFreakinStinkin

>>168693540
ty

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>be me
>play solo
>matched with 4 turkish premades
>ohshitohfuck.jpg
>I try to communicate with them in english while they speak their primal language
>things actualy turn good
>last round 15-4
>suddenly a vote kick pops up
>it looks like that its my nickname
>turkish faggot1 says good bye madafaka
>kicked with 1 day cooldown

Why are you turks such unreal sub humans?
If I had a chance I would put every single one of you in the gas chamber
Youre nothing but aids for this world

>>168693540
only gays post this way

>>168693619
lmao get fucken dunked on noob

>>168693619
Hitler targetted the wrong demographic.

>>168693619
rekt

>>168689659
It must be the anime since I started working out I've gotten worse

>>168693705
Well I would accept it somehow if I was playing badly but I was top frager and tried to give them info to all the sub human turks

>>168694016
lol

get


destroyed

>>168694101
ok mohammed thank you for letting me know your thoughts and brain capacity

>>168694162
hows that 1 day cooldown feel my bro haha

>>168694286
knowing that i wasnt borned a sub human turk makes me get through it

>>168694387
1

day


24


hours

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>>168694387
>borned
>not a sub human

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>haHAA look I've got 2 free frags but I don't shoot since i so sneaky smart player!! haHAA i'm gold nova 1 btw haHAA

Really, Spewie? Embarrassing plays.

>>168694883
wow look! NA is throwing for skins again...

>>168694947
It actually is reminiscent of "I wanted to knife :("

>>168694883
sewage

>>168692156
good job kondo sell me aimtux pls

>shoot six times while aiming at the stomach from 4 meters away
>2 hits

XD

>>168687439
:^)

Every day I wish this game was 1.6 then I remember 1.6 servers are just filled with slavs and cheaters, then I come back to csgo and kill myself

>>168698357
it was also more or less impossible to get a balanced game of 5v5 in 1.6

>>168693501
All this stupid #fixcsgo bullshit. Was trying to play a comp with a mate today and we kept getting bot accounts joining constantly.

Some fucking Russian and I think Swedish youtubers made these retarded videos about "fixing" csgo. The videos are basically "valve plz stop the mean hackers in cs plz upgrade vac stop working on skins plz :((((" I'm legit tilted over this tbhfam. These people seem too fucking stupid. One of literally said "when I get to global, I just by the game again on a new account until get to global, then do it all again. What's the point in playing once your global elite? You can only down from there. Valve, please fix VAC, it's shit. Hackers everywhere." it's like they have no point to make. All I saw in the fucking videos were these points "hackers suck, vac sucks, valve help the cheat makers, I started hacking and haven't been banned, skins suck, global is boring so I need to buy the game constantly and shit on low ranks, vac sucks." I know the game is fucking shit, but honestly I don't fucking care, nor do I give a fuck about autists buying and selling cosmetic weapon skins, they can burn their money if they want. I just want to play a shitty game with my autistic friends who only play this.

>>168697908
just get good dude

>>168698847
pre-mades buddy

>>168699724
I don't understand the bot part. What are bot accounts? Literally afk bots in competitive to "raise awareness"? Or do you mean smurfs?

I've seen the hashtag in players' nicknames tho.

>steam buddy (1.5k+ hours, mg1) writes a negative review about CS:GO
>FUCK THIS CHEATER SHIT I'M OUT
>buys Rainbow Six Siege
>positive comments all around from his buds
>"Let's play faam! Dis gonna be fun!"
>....
>two days later
>"____ is now playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"

legit keked

>>168700282
The very very first Rainbox Six game was so legit though, hard as fuck tho

>>168700116
Just make a public and wait, they'll probably join unless it's literally been fixed already but people are posting about it all over the steam forums, do you just soloq? Even if the lobby you make is private like anywhere from 3-9 of the same account or 2 different accounts will join your lobby and some bullshit will appear in the chat saying something along the lines of "Hello, as you know CSGO has a problem with hackers, and Valve no fix their VAC? Why? We all want to play the game but not want to play with cheaters..... Please for one day doing not play game until so valve know to fix VAC and not work on skins."

It's just fucking annoying and isn't going to make valve go "Well shit Gabe. These random Russian teens want us to upgrade our Anti-Cheat which is used in roughly 400 different games and to abandon cosmetics. Should we?" yet they seem to genuinely think this will help, by spamming public lobbies with bot accounts so people can't play the game. I know I shouldn't get this mad but fuck man. This is actually a new level autism on such a scale I haven't seen before.

How mad are you going to be when nip somehow blunder their way to the final?

>>168700846
If nip beat astralis at least we get to see Thorin incredibly butthurt

>>168677330
me on the left

gogurts need to explain what's so interesting on the wall there that stewie needed to flick up and look at it

hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR0bBGMPGWY&feature=youtu.be&t=1953

>>168701314
Clearly the guy making noise on the ladder spooked him

>>168701676
watch the demo

literally no noise

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>>168700724
Yeah it looks like autism that even psychologist and scientist never seen before. They think it's impossible but here we are.

>>168701770
I just don't understand man. I remember seeing the videos these youtubers made some days back and laughed it off because of how retarded they were, and here we are. It actually makes me so fucking angry at just how stupid these people are. You can't even kick them.

>>168702082
Oh well, I don't play CS:GO as much as before anymore. I only found this out because some Silver kid (not the guy I'm with at the picture) told me about this. Honestly if anything its like they really want to kill CS:GO as much as possible. I did watch the Russian video about this cheating problem. Yes I know it's a problem that needs to be fixed, but they couldn't just step back and see that not even a company like valve can even try to "fix" this. Valve have a lot of games and services in their hand, they can't just all go full on CS:GO. I play Siege now anyway, don't care about my LEM rank, I don't even play like a LEM anymore anyway.

>now 3.0 hrs last two weeks / 951 hrs on record

>>168701769
I can't tell without headphones. He knows someone is coming from that direction. It also looks like he's checking ontop of the train then hears the guy running yard.
Are you implying he is using some huge fov aimkey that also moves in an arc that he holds for like half a second?

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hmm

>>168702414
Honestly I've been going off, just play with mates now. I want siege myself but too poorfag sadly. Just blows my mind that these people think updating anti cheat will get rid of cheaters once and for all. If people want to cheat they'll find a way, it's like piracy. You can't fucking beat it. I dunno man, the whole thing just really got to me. I remember people bitching about micro transactions in Payday 2 and KF2 but I've just never seen an online community do something like this. Fucking mind boggling.

>>168702723
>I want siege myself but too poorfag sadly.
You could get Siege (normal) on a sale are usually 50% off to 15GBP, although price varies in different countries by a bit. Don't even have to spend a penny afterward. Although expect server downtime and connection problems. The hardware requirement is a bit higher though.

>If people want to cheat they'll find a way, it's like piracy. You can't fucking beat it.
It's amazing how people today just won't learn from the past, overview and other examples. Of course the difference is that in piracy the producer loses out a bit while in cheating everyone but the cheater loses out, still it can be used as an example to what its going on with the cheating community vs others. I know CS:GO's community is a mess and utter crap, but this tops it all. Apparently Valve's VAC doesn't get put on on Linux systems (Hence that AimTux shilling), dunno why.

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The Nate is now Silver Elite!

Note that this is ELEVEN DAYS since he started his five placement matches!

>>168703905
(and got placed Silver 1)

I still can't figure out if Gambit is a meme or not desu. Most betting sites have it around a 50/50 give or take but I don't see Gambit winning on any map other than Cobble desu

>>168704048
Our slavs, ez pick against North imo

>>168703589
>hardware requirement is a bit high
Honestly I'll probably upgrade my rig before even buying it, I got a 770ti that's doing me good but running newer Ubisoft shit can be a struggle, I got AC syndicate because LONDON and I can't even run it with medium textures on 1080 without sub 30, and same with NuDoom.

>Apparently Valve's VAC doesn't get put on on Linux systems

Didn't know that. Honestly I don't know much about at all about anti cheat software but apparently ESEA and FACEIT have very invasive AC that's like kernel module or something, whereas valve don't run anything like due to how invasive it is, and because valves VAC is used in literally hundreds of games it wouldn't be possible because of privacy "concerns" from consumers. Apparently people at one point went crazy thinking steam was looking at people's DNS history and some other shit and then ol' Gaben himself had publicly say "no we're not fucking doing that the fuck" for everyone to chill. So if any of that's true, no one can be fucking happy.

>>168703905
are you a pro or not

>>168690446
>Doubting the Slavs ability to perform in the playoffs

I said I give SK the edge but most sites have the game at a 75/25 or 80/20 for SK which is fucking absurd. SK is getting heavily overrated because they coasted their way into the playoffs, but who did they fucking play? Complexity, Tyloo and Cloud9. My brother's GN4 clan buddies could probably take down Complexity and Cloud9 is nowhere near the level Navi is.

Look, Navi isn't as good as people jerked off to during the major, but giving them 20% odds or 3:1 is fucking insulting given that the highest caliber of opposition SK has played in the last month was a subpar NA team that just lost to the trainwreck that is NiP

>>168703589
>Apparently Valve's VAC doesn't get put on on Linux systems (Hence that AimTux shilling), dunno why.
The linux userbase is so small they just didn't bother porting VAC to it.
But with aimtux quickly gaining popularity, a public open-source cheat with all the features you'd expect from an expensive private cheat, they'll probably do something about it eventually.

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>>168704451
>He doesn't know NiP'Vi.Nate

>>168704494
Just gonna screencap this post, SK are going to BODY Navi you dumb pos

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>>168704545
>The linux userbase is so small they just didn't bother porting VAC to it.
Actually linux does have vac but if you inject the cheat as root vac has no "rights" to scan the cheat thingy

you know?

>>168704619
Show me a team somewhere in the same vicinity of talent Navi has that SK has beat or even played post major. I'll fucking wait right here you stupid monkey.

>>168704851
I'm not getting into theoreticals and analysis, I am telling you the future: SK will win easily.

>>168704718
if bypassing an anti cheat is as simple as running your cheat as root, it might as well not exist

>>168705053
well yeah, true
but they could fix it by forcing you to run vac as root. probably

>>168705121
And risk losing people playing on corporate computers?

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>>168704327
>I got a 770ti that's doing me good but running newer Ubisoft shit can be a struggle
I got a GTX 770 2GB and ran the game fine at around 60fps on let say around medium to high setting like, although of course I turned it down like I did with CS:GO for visibility and more than 60fps. Full spec in pic related, I run Linux but I never cheated on CS:GO in my whole time playing CS:GO on Linux since 2014/Silver 2.

>privacy "concerns" from consumers
Based off >>168704718 I guess I worded this wrong, guess root access and permissions prevented VAC then. Guess this would be a similar situation on OSX as well?

>>168704545
Honestly with AimTux being used and exposed much, it really sounded like Valve would be tried to prevent this already. But of course the other reply stated (root access).

>>168705121
>forcing you to run vac as root
I doubt that would happen though