/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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Will Twilight Princess HD be available for the Switch, anyone know?

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319 HOURS TO GO MOTHERFUCKERS

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Reminder that Sheik is FEMALE.

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Are they all going to be big mama Great Fairies?
Maybe there'll be a loli one again

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Remember to love your doggo

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>>168637059

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>>168637307
Could have sworn that was a gif..

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>mfw trying to not read spoilers during the next 2 weeks

>>168637503
Why does she look like a victorian noble

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Hail the new king of the Gerudo

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mfw still no eshop page

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>getting Zelda angry just so she can yell at you

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>168641851
>getting Zelda angry just so she can yell at you
I seriously hope you guys do this.

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>>168641962
Every chance I get, man

>>168588217
DOUBLE NIGGERS OUT

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>>168642446
>Skyward Sword Zelda only scolded Groose

What a fucking slut. Thankfully Botw Zelda is pure

>>168641851
I hope Zelda talks a lot through the shiekah stone, she's pretty much the companion of the game

>>168644013
Don't count on it, there's no companion at all according to Aonuma. You're supposed to feel lost and not hand-holded at all.

>>168644436
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. This is Nintendo we're talking about. Not hand-holding goes against their nature.

>>168643853
>Botw Zelda is pure

No, she's the sluttiest of them all

>>168645406

TP Zelda has Ganondorf inside her

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>>168635709
obligatory plump post

>>168637059
what if the only thing that the Great Fairies give you is a look at their big great heaving titties

>>168637059
Great Fairies mean there will be the fairy fountain theme so I'm happy

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>>168647847

No empty bottles so are we not going to get regular fairies

>>168648127
if you listen to the music from the switch 2017 trailer starting at 1:46, it vaguely sounds like the fairy fountain theme.

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>>168648339
My gut tells me there'll be bottles in this game but after seeing Link able to cook up potions/elixirs without seemingly needing said bottles leads me to believe you're probably right.

Kinda sucks really. Finding and collecting bottles was always a fun part of the 3d games. And the handful of 2d games they were in too.

>>168648339
You don't know that

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>>168588086
Forgot picture.

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>>168648773
That is not the image I double clicked on to upload what the fuck

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>>168648824

but I do just as cooked food autogenerates a skewer, plate or other mean of serving so to do potions and elixirs autogenerates a bottle

the only possibility is that when you catch a fairy a cage/bottle is autogenerated or you can't catch fairies

>>168648945
spoopy

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>>168635709
>Two Weeks Edition

hell yeah

Reminder: Game still looks fantastic on Wii U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjRQLOZZiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFyuRVcjGe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of8TJm6gjaA

>>168652337
>someone took the time to make these
you have my sympathy

>>168649086
What if it works just like any other bug. You grab it and it just shoots into your inventory, and that's it

Only difference is it becomes a consumable food item

feels bad talking about a living creature like this

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http://nintendoeverything.com/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-1-2-switch-receive-esrb-ratings/

>“This is an adventure game in which players assume the role of Link on a quest to stop a growing evil in the land of Hyrule. As players explore the open-world environment, they can forage for materials, explore shrines, and engage in melee-style combat against fantastical creatures (e.g., goblins, skeletons, centaurs). Players use swords, axes, clubs, and bows to defeat enemies that generally disappear amid puffs of smoke. One brief sequence depicts a battlefield strewn with the bodies of enemy creatures; in the background, a few bodies appear to be impaled by spears. The game contains some mildly suggestive material: fairies with moderate cleavage and/or exaggerated-size breasts; dialogue such as ‘I get to see a young hunk draw a bow again?’ and ‘If I have to have something pounce on me, why couldn’t it be a lady?’ During the course of the game, a shop owner tells Link that she only serves ‘…drinks that are definitely just for adults…’; players can also encounter a drunken character that occasionally hiccups.”

>>168653053
Oh my.

>>168653053
Whoops! Can't show that in a Christian Zelda game!

>drinks that are definitely just for adults…’; players can also encounter a drunken character that occasionally hiccups.”

I was hoping that Link himself could get drunk.

>>168653053
>cleavage
yes
>exaggerated breasts
yesssssss
>literally everybody hitting on Link
YAAAASSSSS

>>168653369
He's 100+ years old, he should be legal now

>>168653207
>>168653307
>>168653369
>>168653382
>Everyone glancing over the mention of centaurs

Fucking lynels confirmed

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>>168653053
>fairies with moderate cleavage and/or exaggerated-size breasts;
>dialogue such as ‘I get to see a young hunk draw a bow again?’
>‘If I have to have something pounce on me, why couldn’t it be a lady?’

>>168653382
There was a lot of shitposting right after E3 about a dating sim mechanic
I dismissed it then, but now I kind of hope there are romance options

>>168653053
>exaggerated breasts

Are they implying women can't naturally have breasts like that

>>168653053
WHOA HOL UP
>(e.g., goblins, skeletons, centaurs)

LYNELS CONFIRMED?

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Here, the guy confirms that it won't be possible to change the dubs unless changing the system language, so setting dubs in one language and subs in another will be out of the question...

https://youtu.be/mtE8KXaVb9s?t=7m01s

An so, it oficially starts my wait for CEMU to play this as I would. Farewell Switch.

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>>168653053
>centaurs

Confirmed?

>>168653589
>Link is the sexiest part of BotW
as it should be
>>168653639
if they are then they are wrong because my ex had great heaving titties like that

>>168653927
fucking nice

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>>168653053
That Zora is plump

>>168653053
>female bar owner

A new Telma?

This just keeps getting better and better

>>168654097
Haha, EOPs btfo again.

>>168654267
What a terrible nose

>>168653053
>Go to esrb site

I'm surprised that MM is rated E10+ while TP is rated T.

I honestly consider the final minutes of the final day with characters despairing far worse than anything in TP, whose T rating is retarded because it's not any more violent than other Zelda games.

>>168653053
>centaurs

pls be female taurs. I want me some hylian horse pussy pls.

>>168655219
ESRB was more forgiving in the 90s, now it's full of pussies.

>I get to see a young hunk draw a bow again?

Who says this? I hope to god it's the gerudo or Kass

>>168655458
No I mean they gave MM3D a E10+ while TPHD got T. It's stupid in my opinion

>>168655856
It's all marketing. Nintendo might request a higher rating to increase sales to their target demographic. Same thing that movies do.

>>168656430
I suppose after the WW backlash they pushed them to have a T for TP because they were afraid of losing the fanbase

>>168655418
big ol' horse titties

>>168654267
stop posting that

>>168655856
Pretty sure TP got a "T" rating because of the visible blood in certain places. If it weren't for that, it probably would've gotten and "E10+."

>>168657543
inb4 we find out the real reason we have yet to see Epona herself properly in-game, is because she's actually a centaur girl in BotW, and we find her throughout our travels to help her out and even get to ride her as a mount once done.

Imagine the reaction if that habbened.

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

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>>168658151
>habbened

>>168654097
>mfw will have to put everything in spanish
Not to bad

>can't fucking play in Nipponese
Why is Nintendo so fucking retarded?

>>168658607
Why are weebs so fucking retarded?

>>168658836
rekt

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If Metroid can get a shitty spinoff, why can't Zelda get a game where you invite thicc Link into a bath house like Fire Emblem?

>>168659423
We already got Zelda: Federation Triforce Heroes.

>>168658836
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A52jF75LTX8

Enjoy this level of shit tier dub in Botw

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>>168659587
At least that game gave us P L U M P art

and fantastic puzzles ruined by horrible emote-only coordination

>>168659789
That was painful to watch.

The only good dub in anime history is Fullmetal Alchemist.

>>168659997
Space Dandy, Baccano, Cowboy Bebop, Ergo Proxy, and Texhnolyze all have perfectly good English dubs. Some of those are arguably improved by English voice acting.

>>168659997
That's where you're wrong, my guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khlLPw1m8Ok
I say this to almost everyone when I have the chance, but if you like dark fantasy, read/watch Berserk. It's like Game of Thrones but from the 80's and a lot more messed up

but I know this isn't the thread for this

>>168659789
Nah, Nintendo was kind enough to provide high quality voice acting in a language I understand, so I'll just go ahead and use that.

>>168659997
No Hellsing Ultimate?
No Afro Samurai

It's always the gritty, HBO type shows that get decent dubs.

>>168654267
POST THE EDIT

>>168658426
Habeeb it.

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>>168660482
I have no edit, I was just making note because it segwayed into allowing me to post more thicc Link

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>>168661240
I kek'd

>>168653053
>One brief sequence depicts a battlefield strewn with the bodies of enemy creatures; in the background, a few bodies appear to be impaled by spears.
Boko massacre confirmed

>>168659423
>>168659853
o lawdy have mercy on my soon to be punished dick

>didn't order the BotW Horse amiibo
>ordered all the others
>now it's out of stock
LIFE IS PAIN

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>>168664740
I want Link to sit on my face

>>168665594
PRE
PRE
PRE
PRE
NUT

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>>168665850
I want to sit on the floor and have Link spread his cheeks and place his booty firmly on my face, so my nose is in the crack and the rest is against the booty. And I just wanna be in there, forever, unable to leave...

It's too difficult to find thicc Link booty that's SFW. Someone with artistic talent should fix that

>>168664920
A family friend sent me a $50 gift card for my birthday last month.

Used it to buy the Zelda, Link (Archer), and Link (Rider). Only need Bokoblin and Gurdian.

Also, old amiibos are getting super cheap. I remember when people were trading drugs and sucking dicks for Ness and Little Mac.

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>>168667026
You deserve this

>>168667506
Not like this

>>168667506
I bless this thread with the thicc. Is that so wrong

>>168636139
Probably not.

13 DAYS

>>168669402
>13
Too spoopy, pls skip.

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>>168641851
I will do this
I will do this to feel that she cares about me.

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>>168653053
>fairies with moderate cleavage and/or exaggerated-size breasts
It is thematically important for the Great Fairies to have this.

>>168672169
Yes.
For consistency's sake.

>>168672386
Not just that, the character(s) is (are) based off of the archetype of the good mother who is connected largely to good bounty and generosity, so the large breasts are an important part of representing this.

>>168672763
Also it's hot.

>>168672867
Indeed

>>168652337
God I fucking love the enemy ost in this fucking game...

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>>168672169
except the best fairy designs in the series were rather flat

>>168674461
Lol that design is shit

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>>168676041
you're shit, punk

>>168676992
>Fairy Queen
>A younger looking fairy holding a doll of the Great Fairies.

Slightly darker tone from the rest of them.

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>>168667850
You bless it not with thic, but with HERETICAL thic.

what are the chances of Phantom Ganon being in Botw?

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>>168679257
>HERETICAL thic

Why is that funny?

>13 fucking days left
>No leaks

>>168681051
Take that cunt piratefag

>>168653053
I TOLD you there will be TONS of things to censor.

>>168681454
That's not a list of censored things. It's the list of what there's actually in the game.

>>168681348
Many pirates were hoping for a Sun/Moon leak all over again but got disappointed

>>168681507
You actually believe that things weren't a whole level lewder in jap version?

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where the fuck are the leaks

>>168682331
Too soon. It will happen the week before the release day.
So wait fucking 5 days, you impatient fuck.

>>168649086
When you catch a fairy a staple is auto-generated into the wings.

>>168653619
>Numerous dating possiblities
>All in flashbacks
>Your waifu is either dead or hideously ancient
>The old man was already fucking past Zelda back then so that dating option is closed
>But you can fuck their grandbaby.

>>168651992
Great album m8

>>168681454
there's nothing especially wild on that list, it considers the mildest possible flirting as noteworthy, if anything it confirms nothing particularly lewd will happen so no gerudo fucking option

>>168683158
I hope cuckposting never becomes a thing in Zelda threads

>>168683351
Not in the English version, at least.

>>168683450
Geez, if you are such asshurt, import the jp version and eat it up.

>>168683450
if anything, the japs will censor the gore

>>168654097
>tfw wii u pirates win again since they can just grab the voice files from the japanese version

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>>168659789
I watched the Japanese version from the related videos, and it looks like that dub had bad audio direction in general. I even want to say that the girl's VA is good but probably had poor direction. The guy... maybe he's trying to sound brain-damaged on purpose? M-maybe?

>>168683413
Then let's hope Legoman never finds out about these threads.

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So guys, it's been revealed that there's no hookshot in the game, but the grappling hook is making a return. I think it's pretty safe to say Child Timeline confirmed with this revelation. :^)

>>168684805
>no hookshot but grappling hook
I want this to be the case but where's your source?

>>168676992

She could be Fi's sister,

>>168685208
Oh, I just wanted to poke fun at the type of Child Timeline supporters who claimed Reebal TOTALLY confirmed BotW takes place in the Child Timeline and TOTALLY WAS NOT a Rito.

I hoped the ":^)" would make it clear I was joking, but no. I mean, it's not like I could just put a big BY THE WAY I AM JOKING up there, that'd be tacky.

>>168685443
But it does take place in the child timeline. I already have the game.

>>168674461
I played Wind Waker first, but after going over to Ocarina of Time, between the Great Fairies, Ruto, Impa, and probably more, I got the feeling that everyone being flat-chested and fanservice-free in Wind Waker was Nintendo reeling hardcore from the OoT days. But then again, maybe that was just my confused, budding sexuality talking.

>>168685607
Exactly. I will understand a converged timeline, or an Adult or Downfall Timeline, or even a post-OoT game that leads to the split between the Downfall and Adult timelines based on the two endings like I've said in a previous thread, but the very existence of the Great Plateau makes the Child Timeline the least likely placement thanks to needing some Bleach-tier asspulls to work. I think it's only outclassed by the theory that BotW Link is OoT Link, who just happens to use his right hand now for seemingly no reason and requires that The Calamity Ganon was sealed in a castle that did not exist.

>>168685703
imo they just buckled down on art design and put more thought into it, WW fairies look legit otherworldly and memorable compared to the the standard hylian sometimes with wings design. but then people got up in arms about the art style and were clamoring for adult link again so they went back to their more familiar aesthetic with TP and relegated the cartoony look to handhelds.

>>168686003
>they went back to their more familiar aesthetic with TP

Not really. Aside from Link and Zelda, everyone looked weird as hell in TP, and not in a Zelda way.

>>168685937

Why IS he right handed now? It's not like we can use motion controls on Wii U/Switch, so why isn't he back to being a lefty?

how big of a difference is it between wii u and switch version?

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>>168686251
Top = Switch
Bottom = Wii U

>>168686251
Around 400 megabytes.

>>168686396
wow! that's quite a big difference

pre-ordering switch now

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>>168686170
semi-realistic, slightly anime influenced. unless you're focusing specifically on NPCs, which tend to be all over the place design wise but looking weird as hell is hardly a TP-only thing.

>>168686170
Well, keep in mind that was a bit of an odd time for graphics. End of the 6th generation/beginning of the 7th generation. Games were looking pretty weird around those times, I would have to agree that TP was going for a similar look to OoT but more advanced.

>>168686202
From what I've heard, Aonuma's stated it's because you control Link's sword actions with the right side of the controller, but people are still banking on there being a deeper reason for it. I know I sure as Hell am. He was the most famous lefty in video games, give him back or have a good reason damnit.

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>>168686503
like look at this fuckin dude, it's like someone who'd never seen a human tried to reconstruct one using available bones and flesh.

>>168686251
Switch version has a better resolution (1600x900 vs. 1280x720), higher quality sound, and less lag, only lagging a bit when it renders great distances worth of visuals where as the Wii U version had lag for big explosions. I also thought I heard the Switch version runs at 60fps during the Switch Presentation, but Zelda youtubers have all been saying it's 30fps so maybe I misheard.

>>168686676
>it's like someone who'd never seen a human tried to reconstruct one using available bones and flesh
So that skull is pelvis, shoulder, footheel, right?

>>168652643

don't feel bad. you don't consume it you're just sprinkled by it's magic and then it flies off

>>168686824
The game runs at 30FPSon switch. This info is parts of the things staff people tell journalists at events when handling them the controller before playing the demo and explaining how playing and switch works

So apparently a guy received the Wii u version by mistake.
Played for 2 hours, an send it back, not dumped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxCjRumsVc

>>168653053

>‘I get to see a young hunk draw a bow again?’

The only character who has a strong association with a bow is Reebal but he’s a guy isn’t he and I doubt Nintendo is that ‘progressive’. Could be the Gerudo and another training grounds

>‘If I have to have something pounce on me, why couldn’t it be a lady?’

Is Link going to be pouncing on male NPCs who aren’t enemies

>>168687732
>you will never receive the game early because of a postage mistake.

>>168687732

yeah I find that hard to believe. If I were him I'd play a shit ton of it then release footage of gameplay faster than everyone including official outlets for those sweet youtube bucks

>>168687732

Wii U has been confirmed to not be a 2 screen experience repeatedly so confirmed false and shitty

>>168688058
>The only character who has a strong association with a bow is Reebal but he’s a guy isn’t he and I doubt Nintendo is that ‘progressive’
There was a literal gay couple in Majora's Mask. It's entirely possible.

>>168687732
So very fake. The majority of the footage is the intro cutscene probably so that people who have watched a shitton of BotW footage (or worse, the actual player themself) wouldn't recognize the video he's ripping his "actual gameplay" from. Please at least tell me that you aren't HIM, Anon? Please tell me that you aren't just viral marketing your fake video right now?

>>168689043
No i am not him i checked his other vid, and he his massive faggot.
He admitted the footage wasn't his, but that he has the game.
Fake and Deeply pansexual.

>>168688058
Right, because that line HAS to be from one of the <10 characters we've seen so far. Like, no offense, but why would you even try to associate the line with a given character right now? There's gonna be a bunch, the chances are not well.

That being said, I hope the "pounce on me" line is a dialog choice you can choose for Link to say.


>>168688567
Refresh my memory, who's the gay couple?

>>168687732
It's not even the right box art for Australia...

>>168689116
Okay, Anon, all is forgiven.
>Fake and Deeply pansexual.
In fact, I love you for creating this sentence.

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>>168689149

I'm thinking about characters who would have an interest in bows either by testing your skill and/or giving you one and Reebal and the Gerudo running the training grounds make the most sense based on past games and what we know about this game.

Thirsty Gerudo are always nice to see so I'm hoping it's them

>>168689149
>Refresh my memory, who's the gay couple?
The juggler dudes in Clock Town. IIRC they toned it down in the English localization, but in the Japanese version they're very obviously gay and hit on Link (yes, child Link).

>>168687732
>Played the Wii U version
>Without the mandatory 3gb to install
Lol whoever believes this need to reconsider his intelligence.

>>168689980

I mean, to be fair. Did they ever say it was a 3GB download? It could just be a 3GB disc install.

Don't get me wrong, that shit is still fake as fuck.

WHENS LEAK

>>168689980
What? The 3GB install is digital no?
It's just a game you put the disk you play.

>>168690316
If I recall correctly, they talked about "downloading" but don't quote me on that.
Besides, come on, stop obsessing over the leak. Can't you wait less than two weeks? Can't you wait and enjoy the game at the same time as everybody else? Why the hurry? Yikes.

>>168690316

For me to believe a leak I want to see:
>disc in case or in hand
>game booting up
>gamepad screen showing something different from what's on big screen
>jumping off the Plateau to a new area
>over the shoulder gameplay showing they are controlling Link

>>168690421
The 3 GB install is for the physical version. The digital version is 13 GB.

>>168690421
On Wii U, if you don't install a mandatory update, you can't play the game.

https://youtu.be/13_-ipPkSE8

>>168690516
Idiot.

>>168689330
Could be an Old Impa-aged person (like Old Impa), or a random bar lady, or Grandpa Not-Groose who's already told you about what a hunk he used to be (doubt that one, since they'd be less likely to think it suggestive), or a dried-out fishwoman. I just don't think you're going to be able to pinpoint it when we know so little about the NPCs, especially when the world is massive enough to have hundreds of them. It's a futile effort, don't strain yourself unnecessarily.

>>168689373
OHH, I do think I remember them saying something suggestive to Link in MM, looking back. Can't recall what, but something just past the playful "the little girls must be all over you" teasing.

>>168690516
Fuck off

>>168690516

Are people even trying? I'd rather have more theory or timeline videos than all these people recording their Wii U's playing Youtube footage which they think we haven't seen

>>168690450
Of course not, waiting is hard. Have you never been 12 years old before and needed that one thing rather yesterday than today?

Yeah, that's me now.

>>168690646
I was curious so I checked their Japanese dialogue from day 1.

>あら、かわいい みみたぶ カミカミ したくなっちゃうわ
>じゃあ、あなたは 右みみ わたしは そうね 左を いただこうかしら
>いやあねえ あなた ホッペが あかく なってるわよ
>あら、はずかしいのね おじさん おヒゲで チクチク したくなっちゃうわ
>ホホホホホホホッ
>Oh my, how adorable! I want to nibble on those ears of yours!
>Then you can take the right ear, and... yes, I suppose I'll take the left!
>Oh dear, your cheeks are getting red!
>Aw, he's shy! Makes me want to rub him with my prickly mustache!
>Hohohohohoho!

Shitty translation, but you get the idea. They're pretty fucking gay alright.

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Bump.

Where can I read so spoilers my dudes

>>168695075
There are no spoilers yet

>>168695075

>start a youtube channel or other social media outlet
>rake in millions of views and loyal subscribers
>have a heavy Nintendo focus
>receive early/review copies of games
>give glowing reviews of game or at least so phrased that even your critique doesn't turn anyone off buying it if they were hyped for it

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Oh, shit! /lozg/ is back! how did I miss this?

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>>168696889
Shilling the general on /v/ is not a good idea, since they may ruin the our general with useless shitposting.

Consider lucky that you found this general. Enjoy the peaceful discussion, I guess.

So, what do you guys think about the rumor that there really is a Tegra X2 inside the Switch?

>>168699059

just wait till March 3rd. At least one Youtuber plans on cracking it open and seeing what's inside

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13 days

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Reminder that Zelda Amiibo comes with perfectly sculpted cheeks appealing to boobs and booty lovers

A mere taster of her ingame model I assume

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>>168685703
busty women just wouldn't have meshed very well with the art style, where body shapes were limited to being rectangular, round in the middle or top heavy.

>>168699570
I just hope it's not Digital-very impressive but, it's not Sony, so it's trash-Foundry who gets to it first.

>>168692080
Didn't the carpenters from OoT originally end up getting kidnapped by Gerudo because they'd gone there thinking they'd be accepted?

>>168701325

I've been watching Spawn Wave taking apart things. Don't know what any of it means but it's nice seeing console innards

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Here's the request for the Anon that wanted some Gerudo girls. Sorry it took so long. And I am willing to do more requests if people want them.

>>168701615
yes, but the anons were talking about the jugglers, not carpenters

the carpenters, despite acting flamboyant, seemed pretty straight as they talked about gerudo chicks being beautiful and all that

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>>168701714
Good job, as usual

>>168701714

that's pretty good definitely worth the wait. you convey their beauty, suspicion of non-Gerudo, slight seductiveness and them being thieves

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>>168699059
Be it bad or good news, it's bullshit. I'm not going to believe something that came from the internet.

The only way to see its components is to wait for 3/3.

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>>168702095
>>168702413
>>168702504
Thanks. Also here is a slightly old unfinished pic I did of some of the Zelda 1 enemies.

>>168703176
nice

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>>168684517
>legoman
cuckshit needs to be purged.

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>>168705345
calm down anon, we're all friendly here.

Finally, /lozg/ came back to be comfy. Fucking /v/ raids.

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>>168689373
Damn, I thought for sure you were talking about these guys.

After all the new info we got this week, the weekend's going to feel especially so.
Who else is expecting massive spoilers to start leaking next week?

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Fresh off off /v/

Greatwing Dungeon - Sky of Hyrule - Wind Blight Ganon - Breath of Wind - Piloted by Ribaru
Charscale Dungeon - Death Mountain Summit - Fire Blight Ganon - Breath of Fire - Piloted by Darukera
Dunepaw Dungeon - South Dragon's Exile - Dust Blight Ganon - Breath of Dust - Piloted by Niira
Stormhoof Dungeon - Lake Altun Shore - Water Blight Ganon - Breath of Water - Piloted by Mifa
Temple of the Goddess - Necluda Spire - Malice
Hyrule Castle - Hyrule Castle - Calamity Ganon - Breath of Renewal

>>168708585
*especially slow
>>168708649
case in point

>>168708649
thread?

>>168708210
the raid only lasted like a day after the dlc news came out

>>168708814

here
>>367796795

>>168654097
>won't be possible to change the dubs unless changing the system language
Nintendo always finds a way to be at least 3 generations behind, amazing.

>>168709097
You mean >>>/v/367796795

>>168709097
>>>/v/367796795

>>168709307
>>168709317

I can't into cross posting

>>168684805
child timeline had hookshots, adult timeline had hookshots AND grappling hooks, sometimes in the same game

https://twitter.com/ZeldaDungeon/status/833011396870815745

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SeBM7mh4KQ

Leak fucking when

>>168710567
Whoever says no has shit taste

>>168711505
I want to buy that book, I'm glad they announced a translation in my language for it, unlike Hyrule Historia.

Why is there no fanart of the mama fairy

>>168712703
Says the waifufag.

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So Paraglider requires unlocking the Tower and beating all Shrines. What would you think if other navigation aids like the hookshot for example required doing the same in their respective regions

Can I stop time on enemies, and then throw knives at them?

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>>168703176
Playing around with the coloring on my ALTTP pic.

>>168708649
No fucking way

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>>168715306

>>168714626
would go against the whole open world thing

>>168716898

why? you wouldn't need them to travel the world but they'd make things far more convenient. the fact you want to collect/have everything doesn't make it less open world

For example you can play the entire game without a horse but you can't say it doesn't help

>>168653053
>‘If I have to have something pounce on me, why couldn’t it be a lady?’

man that's lewd as fuck

post chill tunes

https://youtu.be/9qYLCDb0ZjQ?t=11s

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>>168719596

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>>168719596
>background is link between worlds
how hard can it be ffs
still good, though.

>>168720138
REEEEEE

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

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Oh my, would you look at the time, 299 hours to go!

>>168722906
leaks even sooner

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>>168723269
I dunno man, Nintendo is 12 days away from release and we don't even know how many dungeons there are or where it falls on the timeline, leaks may happen..NEVER

>>168723601
The fucking Switch console leaked, the wii u version of Zelda could leak/get dumped anytime now desu

people will be able to play it early on modded wii u systems

>>168724015
Man, I hope it never happens so I can see you sperg like a dumbass.

>>168722906
So frickin excited.

>>168724078
I'm just telling it like it is, Skyward Sword leaked 10 days early, Sun/Moon too just recently, you better hope you don't get spoiled friend.

>>168724218
Well, I have a wii u to play it on regardless, so leaks don't affect me much, I already bought the game

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>tfw you have no money
>havent been able to buy a console since OG wii
>feelsbadman

>>168724815

time to be like the current gen and get you'r video game experience second hand. hopefully the let's plays aren't too cringey

>>168724815
If you really had no money, you'd be either dead of starvation and you probably wouldn't have a PC/Mobile phone to post here on 4chan, nor a internet connection.
Come on anon, you do have some money, somewhere.

>>168725050

could be underage, unemployed/in education and living with parents or be living hand to mouth on the pittance students get from the government and the kinds of jobs that would hire them

>>168725241
>could be underage,
Then he shouldn't post here.
>unemployed/in education and living with parents
Not an excuse for not having his parents buying something, for Christmas or his birthday. If they have money for food, a Pc/Mobile phone and a internet connection, they have money for something else. Otherwise, find a damn job.
>or be living hand to mouth on the pittance students get from the government and the kinds of jobs that would hire them
Just save the money harder doing some sacrifices, sell things on ebay or craiglist, give in to prostitution, it's not rocket science.

>>168725050
That's only stating the obvious. He's not gonna spend what little money he probably has on expensive material goods if he needs it for more important things like food/bills/internet connection.

That's assuming he's even an independent adult?

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>>168725536
>prostitution
now you're thinking anon

>>168725536

to buy a game in this time scale he could do that but a console is very unlikely

>>168722906
>>168724165
Wait there are two of you

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Bumpo.

>>168730115

I wonder if we'll see just these two or we'll visit a Rito settlement, meet their leader and all that jazz.

Hopefully meet some female ones as well because I have no interest in sexualising birds but it'll make a change from all the bara posting

do we still not know what the amiibos do?

>>168731743

Zelda Amiibo scans a 3d posable model of Zelda in 3 different outfits for your viewing pleaseure

game is in stock in my store. is it worth stealing

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haven't been keeping up with the news lately, are those birds rito? and if so, W H Y ?

>>168732416
if it's the wii u version, yes
>>168684183
ask /hbg/ for help how to dump it

>>168726825
I've been counting down days since the Switch trailer, he's been counting down hours since birth
I figured I'd do it because I'm keeping two countdowns anyway, why not three

>>168732571
alright im scared as fuck though. if i lose this job my mom will probably kick me out.

>>168732494
Yes they are, because fuck you and fuck the timeline

Just finished majoras mask 3d

Felt like a waste of time for some reason.

>>168732416
>>168733069
Just reported your posts to nintendo. They will find your IP adress and find you. Have fun.

>>168733069
well maybe it's not worth it, it's your choice, make sure you don't fuck up if you attempt it

>>168733204
Explain

>>168732416
>my store
>stealing

Nigga just buy it. I'm sure they won't fire you just because you bought it before release.

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>>168733069
don't be a dink, anon.
be a respectable human being and wait for it like the rest of us. it's not worth having a criminal record for vidya.

>>168734552
I would guess that it is a Gamestop and that he can't without getting in trouble. Any streetdate purchases are logged, so when they find out he took it, he will be fired.

If it's a mom and pop store, then yeah, no one is going to care. Just be careful about putting it in your Wii U with the internet on and hope that the 3 Gig install isn't downloaded from the internet and is one the disc itself.

>>168733204
Video games are a waste of time

>>168735583
everything is a waste of time

>>168732416
If you do, be smart about it. Don't get caught. Choose a time when it could have been any of a number of people. Use thick gloves. If you think a complete box would be missed, open one and take out only the disc itself and put the box back. Upload it via Tor, preferably on public wifi, then destroy the disc.

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Weird question: if I preorder on Amazon and pay for the fastest shipping (2-day), does it ship early to arrive on launch? I managed to secure a system and BotW Master Shill Edition the minute preorders went up, and my bro and I wanna hang out that day, order pizza and play Zelda together.

>>168736538
yeah the 2 day shipping just means they will start shipping it out on march 1st and it will get there on the 3rd

>>168736538
>>168736660
not him but I'm worried about ordering on amazon. I don't want to walk a mile to gamestop on Friday when it launches but I'm afraid amazon won't give me my game day one.

>>168736538
> if I preorder on Amazon and pay for the fastest shipping (2-day), does it ship early to arrive on launch?

Yes, they will get it to you by launch

Source: That's what I did

>>168737181
Preordering items on amazon means you get it the day of release. There's always the chance of a hiccup no matter what you do, though.

Of course, I'm not sure how you plan on preordering a Switch on amazon considering it's sold out. Is it still in stock on the UK site or something?

>>168737493
>Source: That's what I did
you got BoTW on launch day already?

>>168737181
i would only use amazon for getting the special edition or master edition. any kind of delivery service will be less reliable than just heading over to a gamestop or a walmart to pick up a copy in person.

Where the fuck is the Zelda series going to be able to go after this? They can't very well make the next game linear and closed off or remove the new features unless the next game comes out for 3DS or whatever that system's successor will be. We probably won't get another full blown Zelda until next gen because they'll have to build a huge game world again because of development time and costs.

>>168737632
Amazon ships on weekends so even if they don't get it to you on Friday you'll still probably get it before the next week starts

>>168737754
>if they don't get it to you on Friday
that sounds horrible, don't say that. with Amazon Prime it looks like I'll be saving a good $20~ opposed to getting it at cuckstop. now the next thing stopping me is the fact that I don't want my family to know I ordered a video game.

>>168737754

worst thing is if they screw up your delivery you can't review Amazon itself only the product where people can see it that is to say

>>168736538
I did this when Diablo 3 came out and it worked.
Hyperventilated tho because they didn't update the status to "Sent"

I remember chatting with a guy from amazon's help center being all like "DUDE WHERE'S MY GAME?"

>>168738781

I had a similar problem. Game was supposed to be in my hands by nine but when I called them they said the fine print is between 09:00 and 21:00

>>168737671
I thought about this too.

Zelda will get huge worlds from now on and that means either
>4 years between Zelda games at the least
or
>lots of DLC for every Zelda game because that's faster than a new game

>>168739101
>fine print is between 09:00 and 21:00
I hate such bullshit.

I don't know how the mail system works in the U.S., but here in Austria you either get your package in time on Friday or you're FUCKED. No mail delivery on Weekends.

I pre-ordered on the day it was available and I've got Prime so I better get my fucking Switch + Zelda early in the morning or I'll be pissed. Booked March 3rd off from work so I can satisfy the HYPE all day long.

>tfw waking up on 8 am just so I can catch the mailman

>>168738781
the anxiety of my order arriving late is killing me. think i'll just bite the bullet and do it though.

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>>168730489
>I wonder if we'll see just these two or we'll visit a Rito settlement
Both are possible. If the Guardians destroyed and ruined the entire nation of Hyrule, that means Kass and Reebal are the only survivers of the devastating incident, which also means the Rito people were the victims of that.

Or, the Rito people are actually alive and going well, after all of theses years, that is, if their village are localized in high heights, higher than mountains, above the clouds.

>Hopefully meet some female ones as well because I have no interest in sexualising birds but it'll make a change from all the bara posting
Yeah, sorry about that. I sometimes forgot that I have other arts that are not Kass or Reebal. I should search for more Zelda stuff and post here.

>>168732494
>are those birds rito?
Yes. Check the Famicon scans.

>and if so, W H Y ?
Why not? Everything's possible, and that includes BotW gathering a spot in the timeline of Adult Era.

Or it might be put on the Downfall timeline, since Calamity Ganon is there.

>>168738252
Same. $47.99 with free shipping and it's scheduled to ship 3/1. Still infinitely worried though

>>168740073
I think you'll be okay, anon. If your shit does come late, you can complain about it and get a free month of prime.

It's only ever happened to me twice, personally.

>>168739513
I seriously doubt the game will be bigger than Skyward Sword's sky world. I can just barely imagine it being bigger than The Wind Waker since Twilight Princess was pretty big, but Skyward Sword had like mach 5 boost points on top of your regular boost, and it still took forever to get anywhere. I'll have to see it to believe it.

But either way, Nintendo has shown they're not opposed to going backwards. There's 55 hearts in Twilight Princess verses like 30 in Skyward Sword.

>>168741060
>I seriously doubt the game will be bigger than Skyward Sword's sky world
anon, you've been seeing the same gameplay we have, right?

>>168741060
>There's 55 hearts in Twilight Princess

Wasn't that because you needed FIVE pieces for those rather then four, so they inflated the number to make it seem like there was more stuff to get then there actually was?

It did take a while to get to places, but at the same time there wasn't a lot to it and GI said they traveled for almost an hour and still didn't get very far.

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bumping with comfy

HOLD UP

The guy in this video tries to put a bomb on a pile of stones but it rolls away, so he switches to SQUARE BOMBS.

This is totally new to me. I didn't know there were square bombs. MIND = BLOWN

https://youtu.be/oQtElbiroCk?t=10m23s

>>168744462
Is Link fucking gay?
>sleeping with Midna
>not groping and fondling her ass
>not ravaging her asshole

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Reminder that those are pants and boots not bird feet.

>>168744746
You didn't really attention to the reveal during e3 did you?

>>168740073
where do you live? how are you getting it for $47?

>>168747569
East coast US. Was $60 on Amazon normally, $48 with prime and free shipping (but sales tax might fuck me)

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>>168747569
Amazon PRIIIIIIIIIIIME

>>168748051
damn daddy, I can't see the price difference without having prime already.

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>>168745014
You tell me, anon

>>168748809
Getting prime is pretty damn worth it if you're the type who buys games day 1 often. Save 20% on preordered games including special/limited editions.

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>Majora's Mask
>Night of the final day
>Almost done with a dungeon but stuck on the puzzle
>Paused and terrified of continuing in case I run out of time and have to redo the entire thing
is this what hell is like

Fuck I wish I had preordered the Special Edition
I dont even give a fuck about half the shit in it but the carrying case for the Switch is amazing

I haven't preordered the console or the game yet but at this close to launch I feel like it's better to just wait and play finish the games that I have in anticipation and see how reviews go

Should I give in?

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>>168749209
I believe in you anon

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MAXIMUM COMF™ IN 290 HOURS

http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/02/17/nintendo-switch-operating-system-menu-details-leak

>>168749991
I have a TV at the foot of my bed at college. Playing games and watching Netflix is comfy as fuck

>>168750303
How do you play games in college? I'm supposed to be transferring out of this shitty community college into Uni this year but I dread not being able to comfortably play games when I have time because of whatever boneheads are in my dorm.

>>168750646
I live with 8 of my friends and we're all in some kind of serious major (I'm physics, one's marine bio, another is chem) so we're all courteous to each other. Makes for some good game time.

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>Less than 2 weeks remains
>I am secure in my finances

>>168752814
FUCK YOU
but actually i'm glad that anyone is getting their hand on it

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Anybody know if the digital version will fit on a 32gb Wii U? I remember buying Smash digitally and it didn't fit for some reason.

The new BotW 3DS themes have the blandest bgms ever. I am so not hype for the OST.
Dammit, Nintendo.

>>168753796
Add a new external hard drive, dummy.

>>168753835
People have said the OST is pretty bland.

>>168754201
Has there been a bland Zelda ost yet?

>>168753835
The trailer music was pretty epic though, I just want more of that

>>168755281
Not in my opinion, no. I'm just repeating what I've read.

The trailer theme is fucking great to me. I think this game just has a lot more ambiance during the open world exploration, probably saving the melodies for specific instances i.e. story, chest finding, etc.

>>168755281
There will be now with BotW.

>>168756218
neck yourself

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>>168756341
it is very probable, faggot

this
>>168756213
>probably saving the melodies for specific instances
is just optimism I hope for the same as well

Nintendo has always delivered on the music for Zelda, ranging from decent to outstanding, usually closer to the latter - and this time, oh boy

>>168756213
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFANohrP28

Fucking Best Buy is being a bunch of cucks and won't answer the phones so I can order

kill me daddy

>>168758219
order from amazon

>>168756978
>and this time, oh boy
Yeah oh boy what a fucking mess.

Sure the trailer theme is fucking fantastic, but every single other song we've heard is a fucking joke. Literally garbage noises that'd youd play while fighting a clown, disgusting

>>168758425
They don't have the special edition listed last time I checked

Can Amazon guarantee a 3/3 delivery? I know I can grab it it person, should I trust the delivery?

Is the Wii U version gonna be available on the eStore at midnight or do I have to stand in line at a store with my fellow autists?

There are other people who don't give a damn about the timelines right? Like, I'm okay with a game having wonky details/storytelling, like Dark Souls (wherein everything makes sense in a kind of 'dream logic', fuzzy sort of way)

Princess, Hero and Demon reappear across time and space and act as pieces in a great narrative, that's all that really matters.
I'm super pumped for the story and exploration of this new game, but I've seen some people 'REEEEEE' hard over it not fitting the timeline proper

>>168758890
Yes

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>>168758935
My eyes instinctively glaze over and my index finger reflexively starts scrolling whenever I see timeline theory posts. Could not care in the slightest.

The only game that I can recall that even acknowledges the existence of multiple timelines was HW. And even then it was pretty handwavey about anything specific.

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>>168724815
>tfw grew up poor but am now an accountant
>still have significant trouble buying anything for myself ever

>>168758935
The "timeline" is ridiculous and I suspect Nintendo just pulled it out of their ass to satisfy the autists. So no, I don't give half a shit. I just want some good exploration, hack-n'-slash action, and puzzles.

>>168758935
The timeline is a thing to talk about because the games are, for the most part, good enough so that there's very little to actually talk about but the timeline can generate derision and therefore generate discussion, so it gets talked about a lot.

I don't really think the timeline is important but it's nice to have around and think about