/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

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Letho IRL

CIRI > YEN > KEIRA > THE ELF GIRL IN WITCHER 2 > ALL OTHERS > TRISS

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post mods

>>168620972
head/ face is too lean.

also god awful tattoos

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Geralt and Triss OTP

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Where is Iorveth, familia?

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Bit early to start one, mate.

>>168621150
Is autoloot worth it?

>>168620889
>made prematurely
>still valentines edition
kys

>>168622583
yeah i use it with an unlimited weight mod so its great.

how is disable storybook. does it save time?

>>168622660
like i gib a fug

>>168623195
Yeah, a lot. Only downside is that you won't ever see the animated things, but it's so great.

>>168621078
>THE ELF GIRL IN WITCHER 2
>not the succubus

>have a ton of potions n shit
>literally only use swallow, thunderbolt and white raffard, and sometimes an oil if a monster is too tanky
Never ever used decoctions either

The internet told me that using alchemy a lot was essential to survive in this game, but even on the higher difficulties it absolutely isn't

>>168625418
The only potions I've ever used is Cat and Swallow and now I never use Swallow because dodging is so easy I can kill any enemy no matter the level without ever getting hit, any difficulty.

>>168625418
Yeah, the game is pretty foken easy.

Still love to prepare for a fight with right potions and all.

>>168624723
both are shit desu. Saskia is the real best girl

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Triss and Geralt traveling from Kovir to Toussaint on horseback and having small adventures along the way is my fetish. Maybe they come across a village that needs help with some curse or a monster, maybe they encounter a mysterious group of travelers and help them with their problems, maybe they stumble upon a village where some kind of festival takes place and they just enjoy themselves and so on...It's one of my favorite Triss x Geralt fantasies.

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>>168626143
Agree desu

>inb4 muh dwarven cock

>>168625418
Yeah, they aren't really needed. I just use them for roleplaying desu.

>page triss has the juiciest butt

Just finished the books

Need some more "Witcher"-like material.

Any good anime similar to Witcher 3? I've already seen Claymore before that shit gets recommended (literally nothing like the Witcher series)

>>168631257
>Anime

No.

I do have a book at home called "Monster Blood Tattoo" by DM Cornish that is about a boy with a girls name, he's a total autist but he meets this woman who is some sort of monster hunter and her companion who is basically a witcher only even more mutated and fucked up

It's quite fun to read

There's a whole series of them iirc but I only have the first book

>>168631257
..berserk? I really don't know, but you know, lone warrior, dark fantasy medium..

>>168621150
>gwent cards dealer

>>168635613
Who cares?

I still play everyone in gwent and win, just use it to find rare cards.

Is Hearts of Stone really as hard as everyone says?
I'm playing on NG+ blood and broken bones, currently level 64 at the final preparations quest, the recommended HoS level is 67.
I'm planning on doing HoS before the end of the main story and BaW after the main quest, but the recommended level for BaW is 69, and I'm afraid I'll be too overleved to enjoy it after the main questline.

Overleveling truly is this game biggest flaw IMO.

So should I do HoS now, a few levels too low or should I wait until I'm the recommended level?

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>>168636346
There are a few boss battles that are harder than the stuff you see in the regular game, but it's not that hard. You can start it at your level and play without problems, it's up to you, but you won't hit a difficulty wall that will prevent you from completing HoS.

BaW definitely need to be played after you complete the main story(some choices you make will count), you might get a bit overleveled, but it scales reasonably well. Use enemy scaling if it gets too easy.

The game simply has too much content, you're bound to become overleveled if you play it like a completionist.

>>168637929
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind

>>168634925
>>168631658

Still haven't found anything. Already watched Berzerk, the other anime recommendations i've gotten were a little "too" anime (i.e cringe worthy trash).

I just want some Loner Hunter anime like Berzerk or Vampire Hunter D. Not some "muh high school girl/waifu" tier trash that makes up 99% of the medium

>>168622286
>>168626474
>>168637929
I need more like this desu >>168617227

Triss in underwear is one of my many Triss fetishes

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>>168639653
Berserk isn't popular in Japan, mainly because the style does not appeal to the majority and the setting is also quite foreign for them (hard to understand here in the west since we basically consume entertainment from all cultures, as long as the presentation style is close to what we are used to). So no, you wont really see any other anime that is like Berserk, the only two prevalent styles you will see in anime are the kawai weeb shit animes or the overly "this is the reality of the world where you graphically get shot or raped at random because of bullshit drama that hides behind the facade of safe Nippon" anime.

You are better off reading the Berserk manga and look for other books/cartoons/mangas. If you are willing to put up with a mild level of weeb, then I'd recommend watching Inu Yasha since its basically what a Japanese version (literally) of Witcher would look like. Its still a Japanese anime at its core, and I think the main target audience is girls/couples, which isn't surprising since the author is a woman, but its an older anime so the weeb levels are lower, and the only real similarities between it and Witcher is that they are a mixed group of characters wandering around the land killing unnatural monsters and shit. But at least its not some mmo inspired cash grab anime where you will hear kawaii/sugoi/ganbatte every two minutes, and there are 167 freaking episodes of it so you wont get bored of it as fast as Berserk does.

Asking again, should I put severance on both my steel and silver swords or put preservation on the steel and severance on the silver?

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>>168642274

>>168644115
More!!!

Triss ass is GOAT

>>168643685
>>168639653

Ninja Scroll is exactly what you're looking for.

Similar "raw" art style to Vampire Hunter D and Berzerk, a "loner professional" killing monsters and other supernatural entities.

It's fucking excellent. But yea, the "kawaii, senpai DESU DESU" trash that plagues Anime really puts me off.

>>168643917
Literally anyone?

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Pure coincidence?

>>168646643
It must be, african americans can't read


And they doubly can't read Andrej

>>168646785

Even niggers can read that infantile trash

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>>168644902
It absolutely is. Triss has the finest ass in the game. It's nice, shapely and I bet it smells wonderful :3

>>168649968
It's just so perfect, just like the rest of her :)

>>168651340
What's your favorite part of Triss? I have to go with the face, I can't say it's perfect, but there is just something appealing about it. Her nose, freckles, eyes, lips...gorgeous.

>>168652254
Agreed desu

Witcher 3 with Niohs combat system would be the perfect game. Prove me wrong

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I got to be honest, I prefer Witcher 2 > Witcher 3

Of course wild hunt has the technical awe, but something about witcher 2 is just.. comfy.

But both are great games. that I will never play for the first time again

>>168652254
Three way tie between her cutie patootie face, personality and smile

>>168658384
TW2 is an amazing game, it was the game that really made me like the series. I replayed it 10+ times and there is indeed something special about it. Flotsam is the comfiest shit hole in the world and I greatly enjoyed the political story and characters like Sile, Philippa, Loredo, Shilard, Foltest, Henselt, Dethmold, Letho...pretty much all of them were interesting and I was curious to see how things play out for every one of them.

I still think TW3 is a better game in a lot of ways, but TW2 will always have a special place in my heart.

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>page there can be only one

Im trying to replay the Witcher 2 but it doesnt seem my new saves show up in the right spot.

I loaded right at the elven ruins but when I save it does not appear

will try again, might be because I terminated game thru manager

>>168662176
Try checking if steam cloud is enabled in the options

>>168661903
Any lewd or underwear Shani or Keira?

And more triss underwear ass please

>>168663461
Its disabled right now.

I literally save and check my load screen for the file and it doesn't show. Just started a new game. Can't find it anywhere. Don't want to delete my old saves just yet either

>>168665057
Witcher 2 save system is a mess, I lost my save files once and couldn't get them back. I still don't know what happened, I have them but the game refuses to read them. I don't know what causes that.

i cant even find my saves in "my documents > witcher 2 > gamesaves"

>>168665345
conjunction of spheres

it doesnt help that the witcher 2 crashes for no reason when you save

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>>168663875
I'd have to switch mods to make lewd Shani or Keira, maybe some other time.

>>168666929
I'll take lewd and underwear Yen too, especially paired up with Triss

I'm so fucking mad none of the saves even show up on my drive or in game.

I was adding some mods but surely they didn't fuck anything up? I even disabled steam cloud.

Fuck this reee!

>>168622323
dead

>>168643917
>>168646312
Really? So you've all played the game but can't give me a little advice?

>>168672512
Runewords are a waste of money. If you want my advice, don't take either.

>>168631257

If you're into reading more stuff, Mark Pelegrimas' Skinners series has characters who use monster parts to make shit to hunt other monsters.

>>168672512

What >>168673021 said. Some Runewords are sensible on armour (Protection or the light-weight one on Bear armour, frex) but most of them aren't as useful as just slapping three runes in there for Signs you use a lot.

With swords they're even less useful.

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>>168667759

>>168673021
>>168673371
Not even for death march in NG+?

I heard deflection, severance, levity and preservation were good so long as you were loaded anyway.

The range on severance seems pretty useful if you're gonna face large groups.

Deflection cause the bowmen can hit you almost 100% of the time and do a lot of damage.

Levity as you said, cause stamina and cat school skills.

Preservation less so but still okay since the boost helps both swords and armor.

>>168674360
Why couldn't CDPR let us have both man?

They're sorceresses, they'll live a long time and so have looser morals and boundaries, this isn't the books where Yen has to be really jealous, plus Yen and Geralt have an open relationship anyway, Triss would be desperate enough judging by the books to be okay with some Geralt than none at all.

>>168674382

Not even then.

Put in 3 Armour-Ignore, Poison, Bleed, or Attack runes instead.

In NG+ your equipment will get outclassed quickly any way.

>>168674541
I only need Triss desu

>>168674962
>they gave Yen and Geralt multiple sex scenes and scenes where they flirt
>they gave Triss and Geralt one sex scene and far fewer flirting scenes

CDPR are bastards

>>168674851
So what the heck do I spend all my money on? I have almost 300k crowns right now if I convert my orens and florens.

Great Glyphs of Quen it is for armor then.

Is bleed that good on swords? I've always liked freeze, burn or poison but heard that bleed is only really good against enemies that are much higher in level than you

Is the Super Turbo lighting Mod worth using? I heard it caused issues with lighting in some areas.

>>168675310

I like Bleed and Poison because they can rapidly whittle down targets while you do something else, especially combined with Igni.

As for the money, hang onto it. You'll be rebuilding your gear in NG+ to gain access to re-scaled armour and weapons that have really high stats. When I hit White Orchard in my NG+ Death March game, the shitty Viper swords you get there in the treasure hunt quest had way higher damage than my Mastercrafted Bear swords, so I eventually broke the set bonus to kill enemies faster, then started using NG+ basic Griffin armour which was better than my Bear shit as well.

The biggest loss is the set bonuses really, but I didn't find them that critical.

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>>168675147
I disagree, Triss and Geralt have plenty of flirty moments(handcuff joke, 22 inch waist, tryst with Triss, earring scene, to name a few) but also scenes where Geralt gets protective of Triss(with the rat catcher, Vegelbud's servant, her landlords, torture scene...), something we don't really see with Yen as much. Also, there is a general romantic undertone to most of their interactions in Novigrad and I personally really like their romance arc and how it's done and vastly prefer the scenes Geralt shares with Triss than those he has with Yen. Not saying Yen scenes are bad or anything, I just like Triss' better.

Triss has Novigrad, Yen has Skellige. Yen has a KM sex scene and Triss has an extra romance scene during Final Preparations(fountain one) and they both have a tent scene, so as far as romance content is concerned they are not that far apart. Yen is more involved in the story due to her role in Ciri's life and that is fine, but most of those interaction have nothing to do with romance, especially if you break things off with Yen. Triss still has the best sex scene in the trilogy imo and two games of romance behind her, so giving Yen a chance to shine was only fair considering her role in the books.

>>168675531
To be honest I never really used set armor, I'm just now starting to get into it to maximize my chances in NG+ and focusing on ursine armor for this sword build I saw, but using other swords like Aerondight and this Squire's Steel Sword got from killing the silver basilisk instead of the set swords.

Griffin is more focused on sign damage right?

>>168676176

>Griffin

Yup. Camping inside Yrdens and using magic.

>>168676428
I'm more of a quen then slash guy unfortunately.

>>168620889
I am heavy weapons guy... And this is my weapon!

>>168674360
>>168676143
Please keep going with the Yen and Triss

>>168675310
What is the purpose of converting currency

Is it worth it at vivaldis?

>>168679417
You can't buy anything with florens or orens, they just go in junk, you have to convert them to crowns.

Each floren is worth 3 crowns.

Orens are one to one with crowns.

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>>168679417
>Vivaldi

>>168682538
>you will never be hunted and stalked by Cirilla for her own amusement
;_;

triss is fucking useless

>>168646643
WE
WUZ
WITCHA
AND SHIEEET

Post Cerys!

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>>168686996
>YUO WANT YER MUG SMACKED?

>>168687048
yes!

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>man jaw lovers

>>168688189
That image is evil

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>>168688306
Not my fault if she's a degenerate whore.

>>168688547
She's not!

Ciri is pure and innocent.

>>168688547
Don't make me get Yennefer! ;_;

Eredin was scarier when he kept the mask on, as soon as you see what a bitch ass elven fuckboi he is, he loses his Villain McBadguy appeal and just turns into a prick wearing a skull mask, at least Imlerith was a big guy

Caranthir > all

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>>168689639
This.
They really failed the whole "edgy elven vilain" thing.

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ded

Where can I get some fisstech in chapter II? I had some before I realise I'd need it for a quest, and dropped it somewhere, now I can't find any. Order Armorer supposedly might have some, but he won't sell to me, and I don't plan on helping the Order against the Scoiatael

>>168691352
Kill Salamandra bandits in the Temple District, iirc they drop some

>>168691352
Salamandra
or the dealer near the tavern iirc.

>>168691502
>>168691731

Where can I find more of them? I've killed a bunch but none had fisstech, and I can't find any more salamandra shits

>>168691796
Did you try the leader ? He's between the prostitutes and the tavern. A small guy.

>>168691952
>leader
fuck
meant dealer

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ciri might be a whore, but I think I like her more that way

>>168691352

If all else fails you can make some yourself. 1 Quebrith, 1 Rebis, 3 Hydragenum.

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OC

>>168693049
except she's not. name one thing that makes her a whore. the girl is practically a virgin

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>>168693324
>triss

blergh

I'd love a Cyberpunk game with the Witcher characters though. Imagine Geralt as a bounty hunter in a Cyberpunk world. Would be nice.

>>168691952
Every son of a bitch in the slums was killed in a fleder attack.
>>168693291
Where can I get the formula? I think I need to take some to get it.

Is there a way to just spawn some?

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>>168693704

>>168693738
Finally found some. Got ganked at night by some assassins and got some dope

>>168693738
You can wait near the Dwarven blacksmith, at night there'll be Salamandra assassins, you can loot some there. Good luck anon

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>>168693927

>>168693704
I hope CDPR releases REDKit for Cyberpunk so I can import Triss and make my own modern Triss adventures :3

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Super cute, post more exotic outfits

>>168694098
n-no

>>168693738

In the first game you don't need to get the formulas to make things. If you as the player know what to put into the alchemy screen you can make anything you have the ingredients for.

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>>168693324

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>>168693704
That's a nice Yen drawing senpai

>>168693704
That is honestly 10/10 looks wise in my opinion


Are there any actresses that even come close apart from maybe Kate Beckinsale?

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I imagine them taking a day for themselves and making love all day long in their warm home in Kovir while it's snowing heavily on the outside. They have a large comfy bed and pleasure each other in any way imaginable, only taking a break to have some cake or cuddle up next to their fireplace and drink hot chocolate. I imagine Geralt placing his hand on her belly and making her tingle with joy as he claims her as his only. I imagine the happiness Triss feels as Geralt gently whispers to her ear how much he loves her, before burring his head between her legs and making her scream in ecstasy....

>>168696932
>I imagine them taking a day for themselves

Stopped reading there, Geralt never strays from his one true mistress; the path, not even for a moment

Is level 14 too low level to fight the Golem in chapter II? I've got the 3 red ore steel sword and it does 2-4 damage per hit. Igni does about 20. After like 3 minutes of fighting this thing it's at more than half health. How do I deal more damage?

>>168697472
The one you fight with Keira?

Level should be fine. Maybe your sword is just shit. What's its level requirement? Igni don't do shit against Golems. Also, use elemental oil. Maybe chug a Thunderbolt.

>>168697359
My Geralt still hasn't abandoned the path fully, he takes an occasional contract here and there hunting exotic Koviri monsters. Poor Triss doesn't like it and worries every time but waits patiently for his return. And when he gets home she always treats his injuries if any and prepares a hot bath for them both to relax.

>>168697707
Nah, the one in Witcher 1. I've beaten it now, but it took about 10 minutes.

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>Abandon path
>Build cabin
>Farm the land
>Raise cute daughterfus with Triss
Living the dream

>>168698090
Triss Jr. > Ciri ;_;

>>168698090
I like Triss but you're a fucking faggot and should kys, my man.

>can drink booze and get drunk
>can't consume Fisstech
why

>>168698342
Might not do anything for him?

I never understood how Witchers can get drunk anyway, what with their resistance to poison and their faster metabolism.

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>>168698221
Do you really want Geralt to keep killing innocent races? Delusional monsterphobe detected. Killing "monsters" is primitive. We need to instead reach out a hand and talk with them. Everything else is just a blood inhuman action. Thus, not abandoning the path and seeking family life is true evil.

>>168698456
Maybe that's why getting drunk ingame only applies some blurry swirly filter on the screen and lasts like half a minute

If only getting drunk in TW3 was like getting drunk in GTA IV

>>168698491
why don't you go and have a talk with a Chort, famalam.

>>168698491
Yeah man, drowners just want to be our friends

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>he saved Olgierd

>>168698805
>sacrificing your humanity to an evil entity

>>168698090
this picture triggers me so much

>>168698865
>not enjoying your new swag-af saddle

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find a flaw
you can't

>>168699427
not real

>>168699461
Delete ;_;

>>168699461
why did u have to say that...

>>168698561
>>168698612
You just didn't make the first step you dumb bigots.

You know why they fight ? Because human took their lands.

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>>168699659
Cuties :3

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>>168699461

>>168698090
This is fucking retarded, Witchers are sterile and im pretty sure witches are as well.

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>>168699794
triss' tits are positively popping in that shot. honk honk!

>>168699794

Reasons to fap to this photo:
>best hair ciri
Reasons not to fap to this photo:
>autistic oil filter

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>>168700181
Yeah, her TW2 outfit really highlights all of her assets...

>>168700259
I call it Triss princess filter :3

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:3

>>168700114
Geralt can take an experimental potion in Witcher 2 and as it turns out the side effects include curing Witcher infertility. Also, some sorceresses can have children. Geralt's mother is a sorceress and it is never been said that Triss is infertile. Add the power of love to it and miracles are possible :3

Seriously though, I never got the impression that Triss wants to be a mother, not even during TW1 with all the Alvin shit and I'm fine with that even though Triss would make a wonderful mom.

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>>168698090

>>168700639
Geralt's hair is not naturally white, so he doesn't carry genes for white hair.

>>168699732
They are the ones coming from another dimension though.

We should build a wall, and monsters are gonna pay for it.

If you do hearts of Stone before the battle of Kaer Morhen do you still get the dialogue with the old lady at the auction where you tell her vesemir's dead?

Wild hunt is just immigrants desperately seeking a new home. There is literally zero reasons for being prejudiced towards them. In the end we are all immigrants or their offspring.

>>168700786
It turned white during his mutations. Maybe the mutations changed him on a genetic level and affected his DNA permanently so that they would transfer like natural mutations would, but that image is a simple fanart, it's not exactly a representation of scientific accuracy nor is that the main issue with it.

Fact is, Geralt and Triss are infertile, sure, one can do some mental gymnastic and imagine a scenario where they would have babies, but it's just fan fiction, so who cares...

>>168701086
>yfw Geralt and the others are basically Trump and telling immigrants to fuck off

>>168701086
They want to take the daughteru, that's enough reason for them to die.

>>168700619
looks too young

>>168699302
venomous silver sword + Iris > saddle

>>168701845
lolno

There are better swords.

>>168697359
Geralt wants to retire at the end of the books, you faggot.

>>168699302
too bad the sword was a bit to d4rk

>>168702102
This triggers everyone who hates families or have divorced parents

>>168702171
>divorced parents
are you saying it triggers ciri? she gets a new sister so she's just jealous geralt won't give her enough attention

>>168702324
Ciri is triggered for another reason entirely; her lover and future husband stolen by a red-haired vixen.

>>168702396
maybe they can share

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Save her!

>>168703530
Green frog eating a strong independent woman...

Is this some sort of /pol/ reference?

>>168701197
deep

>>168706851
penisfu

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>>168696384
maybe her? kind of reminds me of her but that may be just my stupid opinion

>>168701896
Might be, but those are two unique swords that are still pretty damn good, saddle is only a little better than Toussaint saddles, and the axii thing isn't that useful

>>168703704
my sides

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What did she mean by this?

>>168711312
she means that ciri is a slut that tasted dick before

>>168710880
Please sir, may I have some more?

>>168711312
Yeah. Did it mean that she had or that she didn't?

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>Start watching a TW3 let's play of a youtuber i quite like
>Never really cared for let's plays but i'm extremely bored
>He tries to immerse himself as much as he can
>He doesn't skip dialogue, he reads books and journal entries etc, pretty good

>153 episodes in he finally goes to the Isle of mist to find Ciri
>As soon as he talks to her, he ends the conversation and goes straight to Kaer Morhen, skipping all that dialogue

FUCK YOU, you idiot!
How the fuck can ANYBODY be this retarded?

Fucking dropped

>>168703530
Wait, Triss is a lesbian?

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>>168712730

>>168715950
Keep going, me likey

How many sex partners they had?

>Yen
30-50
>Triss
20-40
>Ciri
2-5
>Shani
3-8
>Keira
150+
>Philippa
300+
>Dandelion
400+
>Geralt
50-70
>Cerys
0
>Annarietta
50-70

Does the witcher 3 goty on gog at 25 € comprehend all the expansions etc or do i have to buy that stuff separately?

>>168717863
>Yen
>below 1 different person every day
Please fix the list

>>168717863
>>Ciri
>2-5
delet

>>168717984
it's all included in goty

>>168718957
Thanks, any idea how long the discount will last?

>>168719395
don't know, they usually last a few days, cdpr has them fairly often. 25 is a steal for the goty edition

>>168717863
>Geralt
>50-70

You can fuck like 40 sluts in the first game alone. about 10 in the second and third each, and then you've got all the bitches he fucked during his life before the memory loss.

>>168714631
wew
link?

>>168720079
>witcher 1
25
>witcher 2
triss, ves, cynthia, elf chick, succubus(can't fuck them all in one playthrough due to different paths) + hookers
>witcher 3
keira, triss, yen, jutta, sasha, shani, syanna + hookers

>>168720216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQxogaV9vM0&index=154&list=PLE7DlYarj-DeejR2MgWarsKjzug0HDbhJ

What side quests become unavailable after finishing BaW main quest?

>>168721054
Some get temporally suspended until you complete the story, but the only one that can fail permanently is Warble of a Smitten Knight

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>>168717863
>Triss fewer than Yen

Triss is younger than Yen. I doubt Yen was an 80 year old maiden when she met Geralt. All sorceresses are promiscuous and I'm sure Yen had her fuck like a beast phase when she was younger and experimenting.

>>168721561
>hunchback
>magic takes a few decades to learn and even more to become proficient at

It's not so ridiculous that she may have been a 40 year old virgin.

>>168720546
>jutta, sasha
Who are these and where do I find them

>>168721252
thanks senpai

>>168722336
Jutta from a sidequest on Skellige, Sasha from the gwent tournament in Novigrad

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>>168717832
It's time for some romantic moments now :3

>>168720780
Oh. Gopher's cool. Can't watch his things though, half of his LPs are in menus.

>>168722463
>gwent tournament in Novigrad
Never gonna see her then

Anyone else never touched Gwent again after the first match at the White Orchard inn?

>watching let's plays
Disgusting

The only LP I've watched was one of Ratchet and Clank 2 and 3 and I only watched it because the guys playing it were two devs that worked on both games and there was lots of interesting commentary on the vidya industry, life in a games studio, and also bants and humor. Why would I want to watch some faggy youtuber play games?

>>168723170
You can fuck her without needing to win even one match, do the quest and you'll see, don't be put off by the 1k crowns entry fee either, as you will make the money back

I hated gwent my first playthrough but once I actually got good at it I rather enjoyed it

>>168723362
this, if i want to waste time on video games, i'll play them myself, i don't need some faggot with his lame commentary to do it for me

>>168631257
Mushishi is pretty much the chill version of The Witcher
No combat or lore, really, but it's a white haired professional who travels dealing with magic creature problems

>>168723159
Yeah he's alright i guess, i've only watched his Witcher LP's because LP's REALLY aren't my thing. He can be a really condescending twat with a superiority complex at times though.
I just spam the right arrow key to skip 5 seconds ahead until he reaches something interesting.

>>168723362
>I only watched it because
I also watched them because ____. I imagine most people do have a reasoning as well.
For me, i was extremely bored, i had played the games to death, and watching someone else play them for the first time is the closest i'll get to play them for the first time again.

Don't be a cunt.
If we're talking about people who watch an LP of a game instead of playing it themselves though, i agree 100%

>>168723992
>If we're talking about people who watch an LP of a game instead of playing it themselves though, i agree 100%
A friend of mine does this

He only has nintendo consoles and his computer is too crappy to play modern games. So he hasn't played any games, but he's watched LPs of them all.

>>168724264
Unless he's dirt poor, that is disgusting.
>He only has nintendo consoles
Let me guess, he's borderline hipster, right?

>>168724501
Nah he's just a bit of a weeb.

>>168722482
Triss in underwear for her man sounds pretty romantic to me desu

I ASKED FOR FRESH FISH

WOTS THIS?

>>168728752
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK!

>>168728752
SLAP A NOONWRAITH'S TITS YOU'RE A BIGGER RAT PICKER THAN ME

I HATE Triss!

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So I'm playing through Witcher 3 again and I'm currently on final preparations, when is a good point narrative wise to do side shit?

>>168730742
Just after final preparations when you go to Skellige with the gang, they will all be busy organising shit and you have to consider the time it takes for the emperor to make his way from vizima to skellige with his navy and marine regiment will number at least several weeks

This means it's the perfect time to do any side stuff and HoS DLC

>>168730742
"narrative wise" Geralt would never do any side shit because he has to find his daughter ASAP and stop the apocalypse

>>168729219
>>168730174
ARGH

FFFOCK

>>168731152
PAM PA RAAM PA PAM PA RAAAM

>>168721268

As it should be

>>168731207
tell me I'm not the only guy who hear's letho

YOR KAND SPREDS DISEASE, DEFEATISM AN' DESERSHUN

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>>168731760

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>>168727894
Romantic enough for you? :3

>>168731879
GRAND THOSE SWORDS, BUT I PREFER ME TRUSTY AXE

>>168732502
HWICCHHH

PTOO

>>168732456
Definitely better :)

Daily reminder that Yen has an ugly flat ass

>>168733063
Nobody has a decent ass in TW3, not even Dijkstra

>>168733178
Triss has the best ass

>>168732706
WOAH WOAH STOP FLEXIN' LIKE THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS

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>>168733063
Not really

>>168733412
small flat boy ass

Daily reminder that Yen is better with mods that make her T H I C C

>>168733613
Nigga, I'VE got a small flat boy ass, I know what a boy ass looks like, and that isn't one,

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Waifu butts for all.

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Is Geralt right about this?

Gameplay mechanics obviously not taken into consideration. Thinking about the story, and the books in particular

>>168733952
but my waifu isn't in that picture!

>>168734025
Who's your waifu?

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>>168733952
>Literally identical bodies
>Retards like >>168733319 >>168733613 exists

>Triss was so jealous about Yen having Geralt all for herself she learned polymorphism from Philippa so she could copy Yen's body in order to hook Geralt

>>168734013
You could argue that Ciri's ability makes her a better fighter but Geralt has a fuckload of years of experience, and Imlireth IS the bigger threat, not just because he's a big guy with a master plan but in the event that he does get the drop on Ciri, she's not likely to submit so she'd probably teleport away, and Bang. Caranthir knows where she is and could rally Eredin and his men

>>168734268
>>168687048

>>168734294
They are not the same, Triss is a bit thicker. Maybe that angle makes it look like they are the same, but Triss definitely has bigger butt and boobs. They are shaped the same, only the size differs and not by much. They also share the same body texture. I prefer Triss' body overall, although both are obliviously hot.

>>168711312

I'm guessing they left it ambigious so you can decide for yourself

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Just finished HOS and holy shit was that kino

Getting the Professors glasses just makes me want to play through the original again

Also is it possible to summon a demon and get wishes irl or is all that black magic stuff just bullshit

Finally how is Blood and wine?

>>168734917
>Finally how is Blood and wine?

Amazing

Slightly annoying bright filter put over Toussaint but you can probably get rid of it with mods, but there's a reason it won GOTY or whatever it was

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>>168734917
Gratz. It's one hell of a ride.

>Finally how is Blood and wine?
Opinion varies, but it's a great. Esp. for a DLC. You'll have a great time, and if you read the books and the game, you'll absolutly love it.


Also, why does everyone loves the glasses? They're pretty damn ugly.

>>168734917
>tfw sold the professor's glasses
>now I want them back
>can't remember which merchant has them

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>>168734674

At what level can you start HOS? I'm 27 and about to rescue Ciri but I would like to do this DLC first

>>168736208
>why does everyone loves the glasses? They're pretty damn ugly.


Because they turn Geralt into a not-arsed bantzmaster

>>168736851
Not a good time to do HoS, wouldn't make sense for Geralt to just go do some other shit for 2 months while ciri is so close

Do it at least after Kaer Morhen

>>168734917
>how is Blood and wine.

Disappointing.
Terrible main story, pathetic villain, MMO quests, memes.

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>>168737197

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>>168737197
But you get to cuddle up your waifu in the end, so all is forgiven :3

>>168736818
Cerys looks like she'd be flat and non-thick all over.

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>>168737197
b-but regis, anon

>>168738067
She's would probably be all hairy, muscular and covered in scars.

>>168738181
>muscular
>covered in scars

lol no, she's weak, she's a thinker, not a fighter, she'd be dead before she got a lot of muscle or scars

>>168738589
She's a tomboy, she spend most of her life playing with swords and competing with her brother while living in cold harsh climate. I don't think she's weak, I find her quite masculine.

>>168738793
She's the weakest of them all and everyone says she's more a thinker than a fighter, racing to the top of a mountain and talking smack you can't back doesn't mean anything. That's part of the dichotomy between her and Hjalmar, he has the courage and fighting skills you'd want, Cerys has the brains

>>168739519
I don't disagree there, she is a woman after all, there is no way she can compete in strength with other man and I'm not saying that or that she can beat up Hjalmar. I am just saying she is a tomboyish girl, especially compared to the average girls and women. Look at her face, it's all scarred indicating she does have some combat experience.

>>168739519
You're giving her too little credit. She said something like "i thrashed you last time we fought, remember" to Hjalmar, and he didn't deny it.
Obviously she doesn't match her male counterparts, but don't put her on the same level as the average woman. CDPR probably didn't bother making a slightly more buff model just for her

>>168739890
I guarantee she's weaker than the shieldmaidens, she would definitely not be combat experienced enough to be muscular and covered in scars

>>168740147
>I guarantee she's weaker than the shieldmaidens
Now that's one hell of an asspull

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

>>168740240
To be fair the shieldmaidens are like 20 levels higher than Geralt :^)

>>168740147
Well, now I just can't agree, her face is already covered in scars, she has clearly seen some combat and her demeanor also goes to show that she considers herself a warrior and is not much different than the behavior of her male counterparts, hence why I consider her tomboyish. She clearly leads an active lifestyle and trains so I see no reason why she wouldn't be more muscular then the average woman.

>>168740240
>>168740665
>doesn't even bother carrying a sword
>is a better fighter and warrior

lol no

>>168741026
>called out on asspulling
>starts shitposting
Expected as much

>>168741582
>saying facts is shitposting

Her very mission highlights she's not a fighter. You can either fight the Hym alone or do her trickery thing, she doesn't fight, that's not her skill or strong point.

>>168736818
i like it!

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>>168742000
I'm glad :3

>>168741026
She does carry a sword though.

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Tell me /wtc/


would you trust this cunt to hard boil your eggs?

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>>168741904
The evidence is against you.
Nobody claims she is equal to Hjalmar or anyone else in fighting while at the same time being a thinker, i said you give her too little credit. Hjalmar is fight first then think, where as Cerys is perhaps not the exact opposite, but she is definitely more balanced.
There is NOTHING that says she doesn't fight, her thinking just takes the priority. In fact, there's more proof that she DOES fight than that she doesn't, like her dialogue with Hjalmar.

>>168738589
>>muscular
>>covered in scars
>lol no, she's weak
Like this, YOU'RE ignoring facts. She does have scars, they're in her bloody face man.

As for her muscles
1. You never see her naked or even lightly clothed, so you can't possibly know that she is weak or doesn't have scars there as well
2. There's probably not a woman alive who has done more training or fighting with a sword than Ciri, and her body is slightly toned at best.
Her body doesn't mean shit.

Don't know why i bothered typing this, you'll probably just shitpost more, but lets say you triggered me a little, congrats.

>>168743316
I never said she doesn't fight, just that she's not really a fighter.

Having scars doesn't mean much. Even losers get scars, just means you survived.

But fighting is not a priority or her go to or second choice, and that much is clear.

She would definitely not have the combat experience you seem to think she does that she'd have scars all over her body

>>168743217
No, but I still like her. She made sweet love to Triss.

>>168743217
As long as she had dimeritium shackles on and some lingerie. Lodge sorceresses are freaky as shit.

Geralt's gotta fuck 'em all

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>>168743770
>Having scars doesn't mean much. Even losers get scars, just means you survived.
You know they gave her scars to show she's a fighter, think more meta. They didn't give many soldiers scars, even though we know they fought in battles.
>But fighting is not a priority or her go to or second choice, and that much is clear.
Except, you know, the quest you yourself brought up about the Hym. She literally says they can always fight the Hym if the thinking plan doesn't work. Sounds like a second choice to me
>She would definitely not have the combat experience you seem to think she does that she'd have scars all over her body
>Definitely
Based on what evidence? Explain your reasoning.

Like i said, there's NO evidence that she's not a fighter, like Hjalmar, just to a lesser extent. She even bested Hjalmar, which is regarded as THE fighter by MANY.

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>>168740281
Goddamned bugs THIS IS FOR BUENOS AIRES!

>>168743770
>Having scars doesn't mean much. Even losers get scars, just means you survived.
>tfw survived by battle with a wooden cross beam that I drove into face first on a petrol scooter at 5 years old

It's literally muh zeugl

>>168744716
>You know they gave her scars to show she's a fighter, think more meta.

They gave her scars to show she's fought and tried to prove herself, and everyone else saying she's more of a thinker to show that it's not her strong suit or way. She just knows most of Skellige and men there in general won't support someone who's not a fighter.

>Except, you know, the quest you yourself brought up about the Hym. She literally says they can always fight the Hym if the thinking plan doesn't work. Sounds like a second choice to me

If you take that option, she doesn't fight with you, she has you fight. She avoids fighting and only participates in the

>Based on what evidence?

Based on the game, what everyone says, what she does, how she chooses to resolve things, what she does as Queen in the post credits, etc.

>>168744959
Vanilla lighting ?
I remember it looking very yellow.

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Comfiness levels are through the roof :3

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>>168747154
I use a Reshade preset called Vivarian, no lighting mods

>fabricio sells a barrel of wine to some shady guy
>that's considered high treason in toussaint
wew

>>168751207
wine is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

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>>168751526
Yeah they really can't shut the fuck up about wine in this place

>>168751526
>>168751753
What's the point of Anna offering you wine that you don't actually get? What the fuck CDPR?

I want my sangreal

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Fuck it, I'm starting another TW2 playthrough. I think I'll go with Roche this time.

>>168751207
he lied to anna, thus treason

>>168738105
why did they make him gay for dettlaff?

page triss a cute

What the cuck is this prerendered cutscene at the start of the battle for Kaer Morhen that looks worse than the realtime graphics of the game?

Holy nigger that Letho fight in W2 is hard, fuck his quen.

Would you dishonest shills stay out of /meg/ with your bullshit claims that witcher 3 sold 10 million copies.

>>168761962
It did though

>>168761918
>Place Yrden
>Lure him into it and stab his ass
>Roll around like an idiot until you can cast again
>Win

>>168761918
You can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting.

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>There are "people" ITT who killed Berengar
>There are "people" ITT who killed Auckes
>There are "people" ITT who killed Letho
>There are "people" ITT who killed Jad Karadin
>There are "people" ITT who killed Gaetan

>>168764481
killed them all

>>168658384
They're both great, but W2 had a much steeper learning curve, imo. I liked the combat more, overall. Great atmosphere too.

W3 is better in other ways, so i still like both.

>>168765132
I think atmosphere is the most important thing to me in a game, even more than gameplay and story.
As such, TW1 will always be my fave. As soon as it turned nighttime in the Vizima outskirts and that music started playing, i was hooked. Best atmosphere and imo best soundtrack.

>>168761823

lul and another one at the end of the battle. doublecucked up for sure

Also when Vesemir died a loot bag showed up at Ciri's feet LUL GOTY

Is yrden a good ability to put points into for ng+?

What's the best sign besides quen to use higher glyphs for?

>>168767961
axii

>>168768297
Thanks

>>168767961

You can kill things pretty quick with a good Igni, too. Damage and armour melt synergise well.

>>168768985
I'm mostly going for a combat/alchemy build to be honest, with just maybe a little sign intensity or ability to supplement.

Would basic igni skills be good or would I have to use a lot of greater glyphs of it? And how good compared to one of the yrden and axii skills?

>>168769952

I mainly used basic Yrden to trap certain monsters and make them vulnerable. If you're planning to use Griffin armour it's probably worth investing more into. Axii I really only used the base version of in NG+, the XP bonus for persuasion wasn't really worth it to me and that was the only one I had equipped. I guess it could make fighting large groups of humans easier.

Igni AFAIK is mostly effected for its base damage and the burn per second is factored around something else rather than by Intensity. That being said, a higher amount of initial damage means they'll burn to death faster, especially if you've stacked bleed and poison damage into your swords.

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>>168699813
hahaha fuck why do I always laugh so fucking hard at /wtc/

The last time I laughed this hard was when someone asked ''if Phillipa hoots because he likes hooting or if she hoots to be a more convincing owl?''


.. i love you guys ;_;

>>168770248
>>168769952

>implying there's combat in this game

one fight, five hours of cutscenes and dialog, repeat for 100 hours

C O M B A T

>>168770309
she*

>>168770248
I'm going for ursine if anything, but thanks for the other advice

>>168770508
>you can't fuck Priscilla

Sharing is caring Dandelion, except Triss, Yen's fair game though, she'd probably fuck Dandelion right after Geralt anyway

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>>168770309
I love you too, anon

>>168770639

Then yeah. Protection rune for the chest armour to give you a free Quen with a 30% chance to recast, then Quen runes in all the other slots to increase the damage the shield can take and the damage it reflects, especially with the Bear armour special for 3 pieces.

>>168771276
Is a free Quen worth losing all three slots though? I can easily apply Quen myself and just dodge enough to get stamina back to keep reapplying Quen.

Deflection or Levity sound like they'd be really good considering how many bandit camps there are in the game. Levity so stamina recharges faster and if I want I can use cat school skill for fast attack damage

Is invigoration any good?