/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>>168601820
All I'm getting from you is embittered old sad hag cat mentality. Fuck the fuck off and stop being such a cunt.

>>168601710
It's easier to view it as a standard somewhat-grindy Final Fantasy game that you happen to play with other people. The story is fairly lacking in the initial ARR release, but it really picks up at around level 50, but peters out a little bit during the ARR/HW gap for about 100(?) or so quests that can be completed quickly.

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xth for eb antics

How do I make leveling 1-60 as painless as possible?

>>168602179
>All I'm getting from you is embittered old sad hag cat mentality
Nigga, they're literally asking stupid ass questions and they already said they're tired of the "same old MMO grind."
Why are you trying to hard to be "nice?"

>>168602230
find a friend to run stuff with ^^

>>168602230
You don't

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>>168602316
>calling someone a cunt is now considered nice

I'm being informative, not nice. There's a difference, you useless heap of shit.

Stream where

>>168602179
I can try to view it that way. How fast to level 50 generally?

>>168602474
Why the fuck do you even call them a cunt? You call ME a cunt.
Do you have brain damage?

I wish anon would call ME a cunt...

when do they charge for stormblood preorders?

>>168602502
Fairly quickly, depending on which job and method you choose. Healers and tanks can breeze through dungeon queues quickly, and you can quickly level DPS in something called Palace of the Dead if you don't want to sit through 20 minute queues. You'll still have to do the MSQ, which will take upwards of a week or two of solid playing if the nolifers here are to be trusted. I'd give it a month for someone with a job and a social life.

>>168602765
Can I see it?

>>168602593
I believe he's saying he's not being nice, because he called you a cunt. I believe he's just being honest.

>>168602867
You must have brain damage too. They're trying too hard to be nice to the "new player."

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>suddenly tempted to preorder the CE of Stormblood just for the RDM weapon
>tfw I've fallen so low that I'm actually considering spending an extra $20 to get a virtual item I might not even use
You'll never know how my heck burns.
;_;

Also, if a tank could queue for Sohm Al HM in prog on Primal, that'd be swell.

>>168602934
>everyone who thinks I'm a cunt just has brain damage haha, r-right?

>>168603107
Everyone who can't understand a simple sentence has brain damage, retard.
Keep it up, though. You're looking really intelligent right now.

Redpill me on lil bun

Is there gonna be someone streaming the stream for us NEETs out there?

>>168603057
you dont need to preorder to get that weapon
just buy the digital CE on release

>>168603057
>Also, if a tank could queue for Sohm Al HM in prog on Primal, that'd be swell.
I should also mention that we're at the very end of the dungeon. One more pull before the final boss, so it's basically super easy scripture.

>>168603216
Someone will restream it somewhere

>>168602798
Oh, cool. So I can skip all these annoying sidequests, just queue for a couple of dungeons to supplement the main quest, and I'm good?

>>168603214
Cutie

Has dirt on many ebins

but none on me... Heh heh

>>168603214
I have a crush on Bun. What should I do?

>>168603310
I know, I'm just conflicted because of how expensive it is no matter which route I take, seeing as it's a single item that I'm interested in. I don't care about the CE items other than the sword.

>>168603507
Don't do it. You'll regret it.
Though you spend just about that much on fantasia, so I'm not sure why you care

>>168603379
You've still got to do the main quest, and you'll be synched for parts of it, so you won't be able to blast through it all if you somehow level cap without touching the MSQ. Just do the MSQ until you unlock your first dungeon and get a feel for it.

>>168603507
I will buy the digital one, I am only interested in the weapon too.
But will only do that after I try out rdm.

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Post some cozy enviroments

>>168603571
I don't know why I care either.
;_;
>>168603663
>being smart and not impulse-buying anything that interests you until your bank account is overdrawn
FUCK that.

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>>168603712
Looks cozy there in the middle

Is it wrong to ask your eb to not fanta often or at all? Some people have said that it makes you shallow to care about what their character looks like at all, but honestly if the extent of your relationship is in XIV and maybe Skype/discord is it wrong to want their character to look passable?

>>168603949
Don't EB Ada

>>168603949
They can fanta but if they turn into a Lala or Roegadyn then im out and will not feel bad about it at all.

>>168603949
https://youtu.be/_pVVeVnO_zE?t=39

>>168603949
My EB gets pissy at me when he fantas to something and then I'm not as into ERP. Like what do you expect....

>>168603949
If it involves erp or serious rp then no they should not be fantaing constantly unless both sides are into it. If its just friends then it doesnt even matter my man.

>>168603329
Okay, I'll keep my hopes up. It's a shame that they want to charge so much. For how much we pay they sure wanna sell an ungodly amount of stuff on the side. (I shouldn't even have to do anything outside of the game to get married.)

>>168604594
Yes. I've complained a lot in this thread about how FFXIV is a subscription based MMO with a f2p mentality.
The amount of shit they sell is ridiculous.

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Kissu

Why is general lewdtalk and jerking off to people's characters so much better than ERP?

>>168604743
Because ERP takes work
It's why masturbation is better than sex at times

>>168604743
How does these jerk meets happen to be? You just ask?

>>168604935
If you think you know someone that might be into it you can start hinting or just asking straight up.

Most people on Balmung wouldn't take offense even if they're not interested as long as you're polite about it.

>>168605279
You're probably right but I would also die of embarassment. But I guess when erp always have been fine by me.

tfw there are no futa lalas to erp

is it so bad to want to be tenderly loved by someone with a dick half the size of themselves

>>168605472
pst akira zarukai

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>>168605472

>>168605279
>>168604935
Do you guys legit just message people and ask to do that stuff? Its so boring.

>>168605563
Yes, Anon. That how both ERP and real sex works.

>>168605563
No, most of my erp have just happened normally. Well I could have started talking with them with the intention of getting into their pants. But I have never straight up asked for erp.
And jerking off together, I have never asked for that. Perhaps I should.

>>168605381
It also depends on who you talk to. In some of the Balmung cliques degeneracy talk is completely normal and if you're in there you can except a number of people to be interested.

Some people don't enjoy it though and would rather ERP.

>>168605526
yes exactly like that

>>168605498
you're no lala

>>168605940
ada is like one of your only chances at getting railed by a futato

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeALftDMAdc

>>168606158
are they good?

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>unrelenting horde of cats

>>168605897
Who should I talk to? Where should I start?

>>168606467
pst ebie chan

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>4th day in a row a roulette has put me in a party with a WHM that spends the entire mission spamming Stone II in CS without a single heal while an over-ambitious tank causes multiple wipes

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>>168606613
Even I know that this is just a meme

>>168603380
cancer

>>168606829
pst mumu vanih

>>168603949
Not at all.
>someone wants to EB me
>they're still on boring female miqote

I'd think they would have gotten the hint by now, after over a year.

>>168606829
>>168606913
Both those people would probably be at least interested in it though.

Mumu is a very good slut and enjoys all sorts of things.

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>>168606647
>complaining that the healer is dpsing

>>168607116
Mumu is an incredibly boring individual who attempts to balance that out by jacking off greasy men online to gain their favor

>>168602180
:3

>>168607427
What's wrong with that? They make my cock happy so who am I to complain.

ffxiv is a video game

think about it

>>168606467
your best bet for not being memed is bun or ada

Redpill me on Ebie Chan

Has there been any mention of patch 3.55 nerfing the umbrite phase for anime weapons?

is there a guide on making macros for this

>>168607840
ebie is a meme on the outside and a freak on the inside

>>168607668
I kinda trust you more than the other one, lol

>>168607997
What other ebins are very memey outwards but are huge sluts in reality?

redpill me on setos eb

>>168608113
Seto To

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>>168605526
>about to bang a cute catgirl
>floppy dick dragging around

My, hell, any decent guy dick would be harder than diamonds on that same situation.

>>168608028
ive done it with both before and it was a really comfy time.

>>168608113
naka
mumu

>>168608176
>cute catgirl
Literally looks like someone cut a lime in half and put it on a coconut.

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>Do Level 50 Roulette
>Scheelite or Raziqsand drops from the chest
>The person that wins has Dashes or Single Digits in all of their crafting professions

I wonder how many get trashed or sold to a vendor.

>>168608176
Do you even know how large penises work, you needle-dicked loser?

>>168607840
Evie is a really good switch. They only put out for certain people though so have fun giving them the succ.

>>168605526

Based on a Lala's average height and proportions wouldn't that still only be at most like... eight inches?

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>>168608343
That's true.

>>168608380
Not having a erection with a large dick is a disfunction though. You should get that checked.

>>168607840
Big nerd who sucks at brawler and will never get a babylon

Hey Dude who transferred to Excalibur from Midgardsomr, you still here?

post pumpable midlanders

Why can't I fucking skip the 2.1 to 2.5 shite?

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>>168609110

Face 3 aura y/n

What is bun and adas ign names? Asking for a friend.

>>168609465
It's my least favorite of the au ra faces but you can still make it look good. If you like how it turns out, do it.

>>168609509
Lil Bun (I think)
Akira Zarukai

Good luck to your friend.

>>168609509
Bun is Hunny Bunny now

>>168609657
>Lil Bun (I think)
Bun Mi

>>168608925
Yeah that's me!

>>168608381
Are they ERP only or do they do other lewd stuff too?

Thinking about choking on Evies big black cat cock gets me very excited but ERP isn't really for me.

>>168608113
Definitely Seto. Shes an animal in private chambers.

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>>168609848
hi pm me on discord

>>168608806
hey man it doesn't hurt to dream ;w;

I KNOW IM NEVER GETTING IT

>>168609657
>>168609707
>>168609712
Anyone mind clarifying?

>>168609712
Nobody gives a shit about Bun Mi. When someone says Bun 99% of the time they mean Lil Bun or God Tier.

>>168610075
Evie how much did Ume choke on your cock?

>>168610095
hunny bunny is the one you want

>>168610127
don't talk shit about bun mi '^'

>>168610181
they're pure and I didn't do anything with them!!!

>>168609707
It's Hunny Bunny.

>>168610240
Thank you anon.

>>168610262
>pure
Remember the haagen-dazs

How do you people even keep track of all these people who fantasia and name change every month?

Wouldn't it be more comfy to have the same character and name since launch, a character that anyone would immediately recognize as yours?

>>168610262
Don't lie. Tell the truth.

>>168610364
Tell me more.

Why can't /icam have the same features as /gpose has? Makes me sad and harder for me to peek on people.

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who /malecatboysamurai/ here?

>>168610262
>pure
>with that blush and glam

yea

>>168610514
I've fanta'd a few times, but I always end up going back to the simple boring character I started out with. It's fun to try something new for a short while. Doing it constantly is a bit extreme, though.

>>168609768
What's your name so I can message you?

>>168610524
Short answer: they aren't pure and there are pictures out there proving this

I don't have the relevant picture (the one with the ice cream) though

>>168610780
I'm not getting online until another 20min. My character's name is Kacho Kalmar.

>tfw can't stop looking at Mel

>>168611052
whom?

>>168610873
I'll be on for a little bit longer. We have a small FC over here, just message Elliot Fairchild if you're interested!

>>168610524
what the heck we didn't do anything!!!

>>168611280
Cool. I'll message as soon as I get online!

>>168611123
that femroe that keeps afk'ing at the ul'dah bench
i just have a soft spot for feminine femroes, especially since most of them look like some weird ass dudes

>>168611280
elliot bp

>>168611406
most of them being femroes on balmung in general

>>168611449
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>168611528
elliot big pom

>>168611528
>he hasn't gotten the elliot bp

baka

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>>168611406
>most of them look like some weird ass dudes
>twelve-year-old girl is the /xivg/ standard

>>168611686
yeah, i'm not really a fan of the whole "anime waifu" aesthetic myself
i guess i'm more attracted to stuff that stands out or something

>>168611862
>>168611686
If you play outside of Balmung, you'll tend to have a better chance of seeing good looking highlanders and femroes.

>Do MSQ on Aether
>Party tells me I can watch the cutscenes if I wish
>On my main I was told as were my friends when we did it "skip or be kicked"

>>168612005
And thankfully catgirls look good wherever you play!

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:)

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y/n

>>168612005
yeah, sadly I don't play outside balmung.
it's okay though, it makes me appreciate the nice ones more.

>>168610795
That would imply you have other pictures...Share.

>>168611329
>what the heck we didn't do anything!!!

Tell the truth slut.

>>168611280
I just got online and sent you a tell.

>>168612005
>>168612443
Most of those femroes look fine. Half the Highlanders as well, the other half use face2 and look retarded as fuck. In their efforts to not look "masculine" with "the only feminine face" they just look like some down syndrome hag. Rukira actually took the time to make it look good.

I can't be the only one who refuses to acknowledge the laughable notion that the Warrior of Light actually solo killed most Primals they ever fight, right?

Even the ones like Ravana where you didn't really have any reasonable chance to call for help, I sort of just chalk those sorts of encounters up to "you weren't alone, the story just has to be written this way because your IRL game mechanic party won't be static."

>>168612637
no, the warrior of light is pretty badass. there's a lot of people he canonically solo'd.

pretty sure you solo'd super-powered Nidhogg, for example, which is more impressive than a fucking bug with a sword.

>>168612074
>let's make all the content extremely easy, tuned with cross server matchmade PUGs with a language barrier in mind
>this will encourage everyone to mindlessly plough through it as fast as possible with everyone getting irritated with each other if there's any slowdown
>now for the final touch, a ton of fat fucking story cutscenes woven into them
What were they thinking with the ARR story?

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>>168612637
>I can't be the only one who refuses to acknowledge the laughable notion that the Warrior of Light actually solo killed most Primals they ever fight, right?
No, there's other players just as obtuse.
>you weren't alone, the story just has to be written [that you're alone]

>>168612847
He has way more than just 1 sword you know...

>>168612931
Chandrahas is a sword. Did you close your eyes during Bloody Fuller.

>>168613075
He very clearly uses multiple swords when fighting us

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>>168612847
we needed the eye to stand up to nidhogg though
>>168612637
we do solo kill most primals, we also solo legati (I think thats the plural?)
you got it backwards, we have groups because the game would not be a near fun mmo otherwise, WoL is op as fuck story wise

>>168612887
You don't storm the Gnath hive with a party because then they'd have to have cutscenes suggesting it isn't just you and Ysayle. (though making a Dungeon out of it would have probably solved that)

Cutscenes are never going to treat the Warrior of Light as more than a single person because there's no way to really account for party fluctuations in the story. The best they can do is find jumping off points to tell the player to "round up some 'Adventurers'" for an upcoming duty.

Sorry, I kind of worded it really strangely.

>>168612564
I never understood the whole "female highlanders have too masculine faces" stuff. Where I'm from it is extremely common to see women with such jaws and even with face 1 you can make a pretty feminine highlander.
What works against them by far are the animations, though. That being said, a more wild and masculine highlander is not bad at all. If done tastefully, it can add some more pazzaz to the character.
Midlanders with the default face annoy me to hell though.

>>168612885
Fuck if I know but it was nice to see people not screaming at me and the other guy going through Castrum for the first time for once. Every friend I took through it and when I went through it for the first time on my main I was told to skip them or be kicked.

I wish I could skip all the bullshit and just go to HW on my alt once I finish Praetorium though.

>>168612378
anyone...

>>168612378
change hairstyle and color

>>168612637
Chosen one story quests in MMOs are always a mistake. Always.

>>168612564
>Rukira actually took the time to make it look good

Ruki is pretty cute irl too

>>168613194
What's behind the mask...

Is it perhaps a cutie?

>>168613172
Just the one. Since I'm beginning to think you've somehow never participated in this particular duty (nor watched even a video), Chandrahas can take the form of two and four swords from it's singular form.

>>168613194
Oh hey, the class thing we were talking about the other night actually worked pretty well. Cheers.

Will there be a third job reveal, or did the datamining kind of ruin that?

>>168613436
oh really? man that's actually hilarious, I can't imagine what players that running around
>>168613408
bane..

>>168613269
to what

>>168613556
Datamining didn't disqualify a third, just made it seem far less likely.

>>168613629
Isnt it kind of lazy to not do 3 right after doing 3 and now having more of a budget and a more successful brand?

>>168613790
allocation of resources, they may using the manpower/resources that would be working on that third job instead revamping the current job system, game engine graphics wise, and what not, it's way too complex to make that assumption

>>168613202
>Cutscenes are never going to treat the Warrior of Light as more than a single person because there's no way to really account for party fluctuations in the story.
When you combat an enemy with other mercenaries/allies, several elements are presented to explain this, like the CUTSCENES showing those mercenaries (most of Coil of Bahamut or Steps of Faith) or the NPC unlocking the duty will tell you in no minced words to gather a party. You are clearly shown fighting Ifirit solo, you are clearly shown as the only humanoid approaching a revived Nidhogg, you sure as hell didn't fit three extra people in a sing-seated mana cutter.
>The best they can do is find jumping off points to tell the player to "round up some 'Adventurers'" for an upcoming duty.
I'm starting to think you're just presenting this argument for the sake of killing time until FanFest.

>>168613790
It's hard to say. I don't think Jobs are the only content they can bring to the table.

3 now would just make 3 in 5.0 a little awkward. They'd need to shoot the moon and do four at a time to keep "true balance"

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>>168613569
options, be more creative

>>168613790
There also used to be 3 new dungeons each major patch in 2.x Now it's just 2

>>168614005
I dont know why you people have a boner for exact role/stat representation. Just because we are down one STR/melee DPS doesnt imply we need one. We need whatever the people or the theme itself demands.

>>168613226
>I never understood the whole "female highlanders have too masculine faces" stuff.
The closest explanation I have is "anime expectations". That's why there's so many catgirls, they have next to zero masculine features unlike an adult human.

>>168614008
> Be more creative
> Catboy who looks like 90% of catboys
Havin a laff m80

how the fuck do you dress a lala boy

>>168613956
Yeah, no. The idea that some White Mage or some Dark Knight just reasonably solo killed Nidhogg betrays the very essence of Final Fantasy. As far as I'm concerned, anytime serious shit goes down it goes down while you're in a party, whether cutscenes reflect that or not.

>I'm starting to think you're just presenting this argument for the sake of killing time until FanFest.
No shit. I thought that's why you were replying?

>>168614129
Sorry I'm not the person from last night meming about muh third STR stat user, actually. I was the one who said the new job could be anything they want it to be because we have an equal number of tanks, healers, casters, and melee (and don't need a pointless third shooter job).

>>168614384
put on a dress and start hitting on guys
when you are in bed with them, tell them that you are actually a guy and that they are gay now and that they might as well continue since you're this far already anyways

>>168613569
try brownish
i can't really tell hairstyle, do you have any other you like?

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I hate when you've only got a couple of fish left and the weather refuses to work out.

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post yfw they announce dancer instead of BLU and SAM

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>>168615080
Good joke, but the girl from the teaser is pretty clearly a Monk.

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>>168615080

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>>168615080

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>>168614926
that is brown...

is this better

>>168615027
I will perform a pagan ritual for the weather to become good for your fishing, Cass.

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>yfw they announce two player emotes like lap pillows instead of BLU and SAM

>>168615272
it looked more like dark blonde desu
i would still go with a darker brown, that hairstyle looks way better

>>168615458
its the same color just one shade darker (which happens to be the darkest brown the game offers)

>>168614398
>some White Mage or some Dark Knight
This never happens. The Warrior of Light, Hydaelyn's blessed, is the only one that can accomplish these feats.
>As far as I'm concerned
>TN: "I won't listen to reason"
I'm going to play games.

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>Running Castrum Meridianum
>Massive AOE pack
>Audio suddenly static pops and go silent
>Music still playing just fine as is anything else currently running on Windows
>Try adjusting volume in game, nothing
>Try adjusting audio through Windows, hear a slight pop at each adjustment
>Finish the run, audio still dead
>Restart game
>Audio is back

Anyone ever experience that? This is the first time that's ever happened for me.

How do I get with Lil Bun?

>>168616095
just ask

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>>168615543
>he actually thinks there's only one Warrior of Light
lmao

>>168616167
Are they pure and would never cheat on me?

>>168616223
now you're asking for too much

>>168616095
You dont want to. Take it from experience. They play dozens of games and wont ever be online on XIV for more than a few minutes to erp. Bunch of shitty games too.

>>168616079
That has happened to me just once months ago and never again (it was in the Vault but the same exact thing happened). Don't worry about it Anon.

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prepare 2 die

>>168614807
genius! where can i get a lala boy dress

>>168615080
>JobSAMBA

>>168616183
I don't. THE Warrior of Light, as opposed to the Warriors of Light, is the only person that possesses the Echo as well as Hydaelyn's blessing. The Echo allows them to foresee events that would be dangerous to them and Hydaelyn's blessing renders them semi-immortal. Literal plot armor. The person everyone talks about. At this point in the story, when people refer to the Warrior of Light, they are referencing you specifically because you slay gods. While the Warriors of Light protect Eorzea, THE Warrior of Light is a legendary hero.

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do you like miqo'te...

Only half a day left until BLU is confirmed.

How are you getting prepared?

>>168616983
You do realize Ysayle had the Echo too, right? Plenty of people have the Echo. Just stop lol.

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Haha time to fucking suffer 2.1 to 2.5 before I get to actually enjoy playing my alt char on a friends server.

>>168617038
>Echo is the same thing as Hydaelyn's blessing
At least take the time to read.

>>168617038
>Just stop lol.
Jesus.

>>168617130
>backpedaling
Seriously dude just stop.

>>168617130
You ever notice how there's five Warriors of Darkness? Or is Arbert the only one among them who has or had Hydaelyn's Blessing, hm?

>>168616985
name/server/marital status/sexual preference

>>168617269
sorry im straight

>>168617269
balmung/single/gay

>>168617498
but do you like femcats (male)?

>>168617550
what is this supposed to mean

>>168617636
A female Miqo'te model but it's actually a male.

>>168617550
>>168617719
Naka stop thirst

>>168617719
sure

>>168617498
>>168617772
That means you are not straight, my man.

>>168617897
liking a female cat even if its played by a guy means im not straight? am i missing something?

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hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x09fLi6Xc_w

>>168617897
>my man
Don't assume his gender.

>>168617897
I think "straight" and "gay" are just social constructs.

If it's cute and makes you hard, fuck it.

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>>168617897
did you just assume his gender you cunt?

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>>168618009
lmao

>>168618037
this is a gay as fuck sentiment and youre a faggot

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Is this a cute Dragon

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>>168618168
sorry to ruin your pride parade but thats a woman with a strapon

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>>168618303

>>168617951
You do realize that femc@ (male) means that it's a trap/femboy, right?
Now get lost, you homo.
>>168618037
t.homo desperate to get fucked

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>>168615265
Looking for someone to do this to my Elezen, PST.

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Detention time. My office, after class.

>>168618491
no i dont realize that because i dont pay attention your gay ass nomenclature, enjoy your GRID faggot

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>>168618317
i love lily lu

>>168612637
Actually its said on some quests but not all that you're to gather a group of adventurers to tackle harder foes.
iirc the only primals we soloed were garuda and ifrit.

>>168618542
You want lots of frosting shot on your face?
Silly Mado, frosting is for cakes!

>>168618548
>that eyeshadow and nail colour

Grown men, ladies and gents.

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>>168618574
dont ever reply to me again

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>>168618785

>>168618542
You want a bird to poop on your face? How odd.

>>168618542
What use would a giraffe have for frosting?

i want chihuahuaposters to get fed________

>>168618542
c@s only

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>>168618838
im gonna fUCKING kill you

>>168618542
Sure, I'm up for it.
Do you do males or just males (females)?

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>>168618785
what're you gonna do about it pussy

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I don't want to farm poetics anymore...

>>168618542
That's lewd as heck, what the hick...

>>168619000
withhold my folder of rare lily lus (including videos)

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>>168618927
All sizes and genders.

>>168618697
>>168618869
Well I do really like icing, you know like the kind that comes with Domino's cinnastix, toaster strudels, Pillsbourghy cinnamon rolls etc

>>168618862
Now that joke takes me back to some very old threads

>>168618927
>male
can you not be so thirsty, dude

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>>168618916

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any sluts want fug???

>>168618548
aren't you the one usually detaining cocks in your ass?

>>168619172
Would you not rather make a male alt and do that to a female elezen?
A-asking for a f-friend...

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>>168619091
no stop i'll be good...

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>>168619340
>replied to me again
forget it

this is all you get

>>168619207
What's so wrong about straight smut?

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>>168619172
>>168618542

>>168619228
pst shana tsunderie

>>168618548
Sorry I don't do things with uglies.

>>168619228
Fricc you

>>168619474
people that erp as males tend to be pretty weird and have the tendency to be self-inserts
male characters are not very attractive and mado is straight irl anyways

>>168619228
yes pst me ebie
you know who...

>>168619648
wew lad thats a hell of a lot of projection

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>>168619482
Hi

>>168619338
I mean I could and would, but most people prefer me to be on Fem Elezen to fulfill their wishes

>>168619021
Yes it is helps me feel better atm

>>168619482
shampoo?

>>168619172
I'm soo weak for Kaori, but they seems so nice. I feel that I would ruin with lusting over them!

>>168619713
i wish, but i constantly get hit on by males and whenever i do oblige them, they always end up being the kind of persons that get very creepy and possessive very quickly

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>>168619768
ITS THE WORK OF A ENEMY STAND!

>>168619873
>the kind of persons that get very creepy and possessive very quickly
the same goes for 90% of "females" from /xivg/ so i dont see your point

>>168619768
Are you sad for some reason?
I hope that you are okay and that there will be a 3rd date and it's not connected to that. You deserve someone nice..

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I want a femroe or elezen to do this to me. What are my options?

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>>168619589
>>168618739
Starting with these two, and especially this one >>168619259

It's been a really peaceful morning into early afternoon. If only calm moments like these could last forever.

>>168619768
>helps me feel better atm
Uh-oh, I hope everything's alright - if you need somebody to vent to, I'm... good at listening, I guess, so let me know ;_;

>>168620079
>Ugly lizard always on it's knees in front of Renko
>Gaudy make up
0/10

>>168618317
>tfw the first time i learned that it ruined that gif for me when before i thought it was one of the best mtf gifs i had ever seen

the level of disappointment i felt that day is rarely matched

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>>168620083
i know of a way

>>168620217
youre sick and you need help

>>168620079
so that's a yes then

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>>168620079
I always thought Minfilia's hair fit the teacher/secretary look better. Although not sure how well it looks on an AuRa.

>>168620079
Are you going to teach me?

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>>168619863
They have my favorite cat too

>>168619907
This edit always cracks me up

>>168620206
I appreciate the offer and gesture

>>168620008
It is related to that,

>>168620079
Can I masturbate to you? Or at least finish up an ERP with a creampie.

>>168620646
Aw man. Don't fret, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Keep your chin up and don't give up, okay? You're already making steps towards a gf so it's only a matter of time.

>>168620219
How about I make your morning better with my mouth

>want to actually play the game
>need square enix account
>try and make one
>"A confirmation code has been sent to __"
>no code
>keep trying and retrying making sure to type my email correctly for hours
>no code
what do

>>168621004
my gaydar is going off the charts

>>168621086
if you wanted women, maybe you should have been an elezen instead of the gayest races in the game

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It's lalame lalagain, lalahere to lalasay.
About my deepest lala-'sire, of wanting a 'fellin to have my way (with).
I'd use my seed to coat their lalamug.
They'd then choke it down with an eager lala*glug*.

>>168621227
dont impose your preconceptions of race sexuality norms on me you pissbaby

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>lizzard never writes first

>>168619228
you're not even online...

how can i ask for fug then

What's your fuckability tier list for all races/genders

top being one you'd bang first and bottom being one you'd bang last

>>168621231
Remove Potatoe, replace with dragon master race

>posts character
>not online
waiting for that freckled elezen on a bench facing sideways to post too

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>>168621231
man what the fuck

>>168621469
1. female midlander
2. female elezen/female c@
4. female lizard

!!!POWER GAP!!!

90000000000000001. femroe

>>168621469
males:
au ra
elezen
hyur
femroe

females:
midlander
elezen
highlander
catgirl
au ra
lalafell

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the weak should fear the strong

>>168621740
hahaha man i love sam hyde too hes epic

>>168621469
oh boy i'm ready for everyone to get their lizard hate memeing on

>>168621469
lalafell
fem highlander
fem midlander
femroe
fem lizard
fem c@
male c@
male lizard
male hyur
male roe

>>168621612
>au ra

p-pst

>>168621469
I don't do males

Midlanders
Au Ra
Miqo'te
Elezen
Highlanders
Roes

Lalas are out entirely

>>168621863
What's wrong with au ra?

>>168621806
same

>>168621469
Catgirls
Female Au Ra
Female Midlander
Male characters (including female highlander/roes)

Lalafels never.

Renko such a qt

>>168621469
Female Au Ra
Male Elezen
Male Midlander
Female Cat
Male Roe

If not listed, it's not up for negotiation

>>168621740
All c@s are weaklings.

>>168621938
nothing but people here meme hard that lizards are bad

>>168622050
Renko is a fat fuck who lives in a trailer

>>168622087
not true

>>168622112
The females are pretty unappealing.
The males range from "ugly edgelord" to "hello yes please be my husband"

>>168621460
you're not trying hard neough

https://youtu.be/KfwteoZCvoY

Are ye fuckin ready mates?

>>168621927
>no elezen

>>168622220
>The females are pretty unappealing.
love this meme desu

>>168622318
i don't fuck giraffes

>>168621469
1 - Femroe
2 - Highlander
3 - Elezen
4 - Midlander
5 - Au Ra (femboy only)
POWER GAP
10 - Miqo'te (femboy only)
Never - Lalafell
No males.

>>168621469
male cat
male lizard
male elf
male midlander
male highlander

>>168622365
But apparently you're fine with being a pedophile, so it's whatever.

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>>168622220
Youd best not be talking shit on best race

>>168622448
no i'm fine with fucking midgets there's a difference

>>168621740
Will you be awake for the reveal?

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>>168621469
Females:
Elezen
Midlander
Miqote
Au Ra
Highlander
Lalafelle
Femroe

Males:
Highlander
Elezen
Au Ra
Roe
Catboy/Midlander
Lalafelle

>>168620806
Will try my best to

>>168622512
why

>No one likes male ra
Oh...
I guess I'll go hang out with NPC's then...

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>>168621740
the weak should fear the strong

>>168622716
name/server/marital status/sexual preference?

>>168622553
Would you say that Kaori Abe and B'nhaka are your three favorite c@s?

>>168622770
who is this thirsty catboy

>>168622558
In case it's Samurai, I have questions.

>>168622830
Kaori, B'nhaka, and Cass actually.

>>168620079
Can I fap to you in game?

>>168621469
Females:
1) Midlander
2)Elezen
3) Au Ra
4) Miqo'te
5)Roegadyn/Highlander
n/a) Lalafell

Males:
1) Elezen
2) Highlander
3) Midlander
2)n/a the rest

>>168616983

The warrior of light is just a title tossed on anyone strong in order to push them into cheap labor.

>>168622868
who is this im pretty sure youve asked me this like 4 times in the past

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>think up the perfect idea for the perfect video to end all dumb kiss meme videos
>too lazy to start working on it because it requires actual effort
Somebody motivate me...

>>168623013
>4 times
This is the second time. Different question this time.

>>168622950
He won't respond to you, you can stop asking.

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>>168621469
>Nobody wants to fuck mroes

aw heck